Vendor Chronicles
Vendor Chronicles: Hustle, Truth, and a Whole Lot of WTF
Get ready for unfiltered, no-holds-barred conversations with Shane the Brain and Q the Messager, two entrepreneurs who’ve seen it all, done the grind, and lived to tell the wildest stories. From the hustle of vending to the absurdity of everyday life, they break down the struggles, successes, and straight-up bizarre moments that have shaped their perspectives.
Nothing is off-limits—entrepreneurship, life lessons, raw truths, and the kind of conversations that’ll have you laughing, thinking, and questioning reality.
Welcome to Vendor Chronicles, where the hustle never stops, the truth is stranger than fiction, and the stories are too crazy to make up. Buckle up—it’s about to get real.
Vendor Chronicles
Barber Shop Horror Story!!!!
Season 6, Episode 7 opens with a bald truth — when is it time to let it go? Q throws it to Shane for a “Tale of the Tape” intro, and just like that, the gloves are off. We introduce our first official sponsor: Creek Wear — a monthly outdoor survival subscription box for folks who believe freedom comes with fresh air and fire starters.
We give a special shoutout to Honest Coffee Roasters for displaying Knox Handmade Toys and proudly supporting the Vendor Chronicles movement with a custom QR code in-store. That’s real hometown love!
Q talks about date night with Cinthia this past Saturday — hitting Top Golf in downtown Huntsville, and the unexpected surprise of meeting the original Black Power Ranger (Zack!) at SIP Elixir Bar. From 90s nostalgia to cocktails, it was a night to remember.
Shane shares a throwback tale of young love — tongue kissing his first girl at Six Flags on the Monster Plantation ride. Southern charm meets childhood mischief.
Then it gets wild: Q drops a barbershop horror story from 35 years ago involving a female crackhead and an unforgettable full-frontal ambush. Shane adds a cautionary tale about a friend who went from smoking crack to using meth — and how the vibe shifted from funny to foul.
We roast Taylor Swift, take playful jabs at Bill Burr, and open the floor for them both to pull up a mic.
Shane breaks down his experience at the Cornbread Festival in South Pittsburg, TN, making an observation about modern fashion trends — let’s just say the cheeks were out in full force. And we wrap the episode with a raw rant on taxes and freedom. Q poses the question: “Aren’t we the land of the free and home of the brave? ‘Cause it’s feeling more like the land of the fee and home of the slave.”
From love and laughs to loss and levity — this one’s got it all.