Episode 20: Who Said That?

Test your Death Coven knowledge! For our 20th Episode, Skye hosts a special "Who Said That?" challenge. River and Poppy face the ultimate test: identifying which of the three of us uttered the most bizarre and out-of-context lines from our previous episodes. Place your bets on who will get the most correct. Join us for the fun and celebrate 20 episodes of Death Coven!

How many did YOU get right?

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Poppy 0:18

what is 10 plus eight plus five minus three?

River 0:22

why are you asking me this at 10:00 AM

Poppy 0:26

10 plus eight plus five minus three.

River 0:28

hold on, let me think about it. Plus it's 20.

Skye 0:33

20.

Poppy 0:34

It's 20.

Skye 0:36

Oh, I see what

Poppy 0:37

What's today?

River 0:38

Oh my God.

Poppy 0:40

20th episode.

River 0:43

February 23rd as we're recording this, minus three.

Skye 0:49

Minus three.

Poppy 0:50

Wow. And there are three of us,

River 0:52

Mm-hmm.

Poppy 0:54

and my coffee has three different types of beans in it.

River 0:57

This is how conspiracy theories start.

Poppy 1:00

Mm-hmm.

River 1:00

really that easy.

Poppy 1:02

Yeah. You really can find connections

River 1:04

You can really just say anything.

Skye 1:07

We made it.

Poppy 1:08

Did you guys think we would, we would make it this far?

Skye 1:12

Yeah, but it seemed so distant and like it would take forever to get here, but I feel like it's been a blink and it's here

River 1:19

Yeah. I try not to think too far ahead where I'm just like, oh, another episode. Ahaha. What Fun. Another episode.

Skye 1:27

We have a catalog now

River 1:29

Yeah.

Poppy 1:30

Yeah.

River 1:31

That's crazy. Thanks for listening. If you're listening.

Poppy 1:36

Yeah. Thank you.

River 1:38

I couldn't be here without you.

Poppy 1:41

But as a reminder, I guess this is a, if this is your first episode that you're listening to, um, you might be a little bit confused because of what we're doing, but hey, who knows? It'll, it'll act as a little, a little taste, a little teaser for, uh, the rest of our catalog, I

River 2:00

It'll give you a nice overview of the type of shit we're usually on, I

Poppy 2:06

Mm-hmm. And, um, I guess my name is Poppy, by the way.

Skye 2:10

I'm sky.

River 2:11

to

Poppy 2:11

I'm the pink one.

River 2:12

She's the pink one.

Poppy 2:14

Yeah. Then we have Sky and, and we got River, river

Skye 2:17

It's a silly one. We're having a time.

Poppy 2:21

So what are we doing today,

Skye 2:22

Well, I'm so glad you asked So I had this idea like over a month ago, I'd say. I think it came about when I was editing something,

Poppy 2:32

Mm-hmm.

Skye 2:33

I'm editing an episode and all the time when any of us are editing, we'll just pop in the group chat with some funny little quip that one of us have said, and then usually the other two of us are like, oh my God, did I say that? Did I say that? Because we're all very similar and it really could be any one of us saying these out of context, out of pocket comments. Yeah. So I thought it would be fun if. We played a little game where we play. Who said that? And I will recite out of context lines. That could be from any one of us. And the two of you, poppy and river will have to guess. Which of the three of us said it?

River 3:16

Yeah, this episode's really just for us.

Poppy 3:18

Okay. so before we play the main game, I have a game, a hypothetical game for us to

River 3:24

A mini game, a miniature game.

Poppy 3:28

Yes. A miniature game, an appetizer. Mm-hmm. A little lemon drop martini to wet the appetite. Um, so I had something big and complicated and fun prepared, um, but I feel like I've been trampled by water buffalo, so we're not gonna do that. But I do have a long list of hypotheticals that I've been saving up, so I'll give you guys a choice. Do you want something easy, something medium or something hard?

River 4:02

Hmm.

Skye 4:05

I'll leave that up to river because river's also not feeling well and I'm doing something more big and complicated. So if you wanted to start easy, like that's

River 4:12

Yeah, I think I usually, my go-to preference is easy.

Poppy 4:17

Okay. Okay.'cause the other ones are, um, well, one of them is unpleasant and one of them is just tricky,

River 4:27

I don't wanna get tricked or be upset.

Poppy 4:30

We don't, we don't need to, no, it's, oh, I mean, it might make you upset actually.

Skye 4:34

are having

Poppy 4:35

Yeah, probably will.

River 4:36

I wanna have fun today.

Skye 4:37

Don't put me in peril

Poppy 4:39

this no peril? No. I mean, it might, depending on how you respond to this, you might feel perilous.

River 4:45

put me in a small windowless bunker again, I swear to God I don't wanna do it a third time.

Poppy 4:51

okay. You wake up in the morning. You start going about your day, um, you know, you're cooking breakfast, whatever it is you do, and very quickly you realize that your life now has a laugh track. So there are laughs when something spicy happens, people go, Ooh, you know, there's some booze sometimes,

River 5:13

this is kind of a

Poppy 5:14

but nobody else can hear it.

River 5:16

Oh, no. So I'm having an episode. Okay.

Poppy 5:20

How does this impact your life?

River 5:23

Okay. So I perceive myself to just be on a sitcom set, auditorily That sucks. I don't like that.

Skye 5:36

I think that I would end up performing for them. Like I would end up trying

River 5:41

But they're not there.

Skye 5:43

no, but I think it would drive me insane to the point to where I would be like trying to get new and different reactions and getting more exciting reactions to be like, did you guys see that? You

River 5:53

you see, did you like that? I think it would help me in social situations.'cause I don't always know what's going on. So if I had like a cue, I'd be like, oh, it's this kind of situation. That's terrific. But

Poppy 6:08

You start saying something, people just boo you.

River 6:10

And you know what? They're right for that. So if I'm just alone on my own with like color commentary, that's a nightmare for me. I'm trying to have a quiet moment to myself,

Poppy 6:25

Oh, man. Even worse would be like if you had like a sportscaster narrating everything you do.

River 6:32

And they're like, Welp River dropped that item for the third time in three minutes. Are they

Poppy 6:39

Not doing well

River 6:40

to hold it in their hands? Are they gonna trip over the same flat spot of ground? Let's find out.

Skye 6:47

Stay tuned.

Poppy 6:49

Okay. So that was an easy one.

River 6:50

That was pretty easy.

Poppy 6:52

Do you guys wanna do a medium one too?

River 6:53

Why not? Why

Poppy 6:55

Really? You wanna do another one? Okay. Okay. You're gonna hate this. You've been very bad for your crimes. You have to serve 30 days of community service. every day. It's 12 hours a day, no days off. You get two 30 minute breaks to comply with state labor laws, whatever. but no matter who your boss is, they're very involved and you're gonna have to interact with them a lot. You have four options. Yeah. You, yes. You have four options to choose from. Okay. Job number one. You work in the sewers, unclogging poo poo pipes by hand. And your boss is Elon Musk.

Skye 7:35

Gloves or no gloves?

Poppy 7:38

You can wear gloves.

River 7:39

Can I use him as a plunger or no?

Poppy 7:42

Well, he's your boss. I don't know if he would let you do

River 7:45

I was gonna say something that was gonna need to be cut out again.

Skye 7:49

I don't think I can bleep his name this time. I think he's gotta stay in for the context.

Poppy 7:53

no, no. Um, number two, you are producing electricity for the city by either like walking on a treadmill or doing a stationary bike all day. And again, your boss is Elon Musk.

Skye 8:05

I be on a

River 8:06

get outta here.

Poppy 8:08

Yes. Yeah, but remember it's 12 hours. So

Skye 8:11

Can I walk? Do I have to be running the whole time?

Poppy 8:14

No, no, no, no, no. You would die. No. Yeah. You can walk

Skye 8:17

Okay.

Poppy 8:18

number three. You are working as Donald Trump's cosmetologist, so you're like cutting his hair, doing his tan.

River 8:27

matter.

Poppy 8:28

Yeah. You can like do his makeup and stuff, but you know, that's, that's

Skye 8:32

How does that take 12 hours?

Poppy 8:33

You can, you know,

River 8:34

you can really mess him

Poppy 8:35

it work.

Skye 8:36

I just on call

River 8:37

He's like one of those little Barbie mannequin heads.

Poppy 8:41

he probably does

River 8:42

just do like face paint on him. You turn him into like a tiger before a speech or something.

Skye 8:48

It's gotta be orange, whatever it

River 8:50

You turn him into Spider-Man.

Poppy 8:52

And then last one is, you're working as Donald Trump's personal aid, so you just have to like, follow him around all day and do, do whatever it is he asks you to do.

Skye 9:01

I'll do the personal aid because that probably would require leaving, like getting coffee and the cosmetologist. I'm like, I don't want to

Poppy 9:08

good point. Yeah.

River 9:11

See, I think I would have the most fun with that because if I could, if I have free reign, I I am making him, I don't,

Skye 9:20

he's got a public image that he has to maintain. Like there is a status of, you know, like he, he, you know, he loves to fire people. He's gonna like, get you drawn and quartered the second that you try to blend in his neck.

River 9:33

yeah.

Poppy 9:34

you could do something like small and sneaky. Like I would add a, like add a little

River 9:41

Oh,

Poppy 9:42

then that's gonna start conspiracy theories that he's been replaced.

River 9:45

the borders a little bit scary.

Poppy 9:48

Mm-hmm. I'm gonna add, uh, Avril Levine, him.

River 9:51

Yeah. I'm gonna give him cosmetic surgery. I.

Skye 9:55

Are you guys both picking the cosmetology option then

Poppy 9:59

No, I'm kind of tempted to do the I stationary bike thing.

River 10:04

Mm.

Poppy 10:05

But the only thing with that is that you are literally stationary, and so Elon will

River 10:10

He can literally just

Poppy 10:12

to talk to you all day.

River 10:13

it for hours and try to talk to you about Dogecoin or what the fuck. and you love fitness. You love being active

Skye 10:21

Yeah.

Poppy 10:22

Yeah. I think it might actually kill me though, like walking for 12 hours a day for 30

River 10:27

30 minute breaks.

Poppy 10:29

Mm-hmm. Your feet would just fall off.

Skye 10:33

Yeah. I can play

River 10:34

this is a pickle.

Skye 10:34

That's, that's not a big deal.

Poppy 10:37

Yeah. I think probably I would do the fourth one. Then I would also like Sky be the personal aid so I could

Skye 10:45

and, the tea you would hear, I,

River 10:47

Oh, you could gossip with the other ones.

Poppy 10:50

at first I was gonna try to find four different people that you would hate to work for, but, and I actually, I got to the point where I was Googling who's the most hated person in America right now, and it was just the two of them that just came

River 11:04

Yeah, I think unanimously it's just those two right now.

Poppy 11:09

I was considering Ellen DeGeneres, but I feel like she, even working for her would be better than either of

River 11:15

I could stomach it.

Poppy 11:17

Yeah.

River 11:17

Is there a secret fifth option editor? or no. That's final vamp. I'll work on my type five while I'm at it. Uh, you, you ever notice men, you ever notice how you know your wife, your bitch of a wife? It's always ragging on you when you're trying to play Call of Duty Black Ops on Xbox 360 with your bros. And she's like, ah, you didn't flush the toilet. Ah, you didn't pick up your kids from daycare. And it's like, get off my back. God, this is really what comedians say. This is legitimately comedy to some people. And that's really sad to me. That's all I got. That's, that's river. Pretending to be a cis head married dude, I hope you guys liked it. That character will not be coming back. If I had a wife, I would love and cherish her

Skye 12:24

Everyone get your misogyny out now.

River 12:27

Everyone get your slurs out now.

Skye 12:29

Uh, Would you like to play a game?

Poppy 12:34

Hit me with it. Hit

River 12:35

What if I said no and I left the call?

Poppy 12:38

Like, actually I quit the podcast.

River 12:41

I said, mm, no, thanks.

Skye 12:44

The note you leave on is misogyny and then you end the call.

River 12:48

I talk about my bitch wife, who I hate, and I end the call

Poppy 12:52

okay. So Sky has prepared 20.

Skye 12:56

20 quotes for our 20th.

Poppy 12:59

what's the range like which episodes? Like one through?

Skye 13:04

so your options are, I went up to episode 12'cause I didn't wanna do anything too recent. Might be too top of

Poppy 13:11

Mm-hmm. Okay, so 12 is Victorian part two.

Skye 13:15

No. 12 is personal journeys with death.

River 13:18

I see.

Skye 13:19

10 and 11 were the Victorian era ones.

Poppy 13:23

Okay.

Skye 13:24

So I'm gonna give you, like I said at the beginning, I'm gonna give you the quote out of context. And if you need a hint, I can give you the episode,

Poppy 13:34

Mm-hmm.

Skye 13:34

which episode it's from. It may or may not be helpful to you. Um, some of them are gonna be easier than others. Some of them it's like, oh, that's obviously this person, but some of them are not. So I took, I went and I took 20 quotes and then I put'em in a randomizer and then I shuffled'em all up and there's a pretty good mix of all three of us. And here it's not really super one person or the other heavy. So there it really could be anybody, it could be from anywhere, anytime. Are we ready?

River 14:07

I think so.

Poppy 14:08

y.

Skye 14:09

The first quote is, even in death, we're kissing your ass. It's crazy.

River 14:17

Oh, that's a toughie.

Poppy 14:20

that's not me. I know it's not me.

River 14:22

That to me that feels like a sky quote.

Poppy 14:25

I think it, I would say sky. Yeah. I'm gonna guess Sky too.

Skye 14:28

Are we locking in on sky?

River 14:30

I'm locked in.

Poppy 14:31

Yes.

Skye 14:32

You are correct. That was me.

River 14:38

Do we get some sort of like prize or treat or like what? What do we get if we

Poppy 14:43

It, was this a competition? Is it me, V.

River 14:45

I think it might be

Skye 14:46

Um, I think your prize. I'll decide that you guys can continue doing this podcast with me.

River 14:53

okay. Do I get like a sticker or some sort of like printout certificate or like

Skye 15:01

God, you two are insufferable. I

River 15:04

or anything like that? A reward or something.

Skye 15:08

you get an invisible mental gold star. How about

River 15:11

rights'. Take it.

Skye 15:13

Okay.

River 15:14

It'll rotate in my mind like a sphere.

Poppy 15:16

my notebook.

Skye 15:17

Yeah.

Poppy 15:18

I,

River 15:19

Are you keeping track

Poppy 15:20

Okay.

River 15:21

So we're tied. We're neck and neck. It's anyone's game.

Skye 15:24

it's only the first one. Okay, so even in death we're kissing your ass. It crazy. That was from episode nine. Oh shit. I didn't write down what episode nine was. Um, but the con Oh, do you, okay. Episode nine.

Poppy 15:39

Yeah. Episode nine's Victorian era, part one.

Skye 15:43

Is it? I have episode 10 is death in the Victorian area. Part one I must have just

Poppy 15:47

Episode 10 is Victorian era. Part two 11 is haunted places.

Skye 15:53

that's my be in my little episode cheat sheet guide. I, I miss missed it that, the context was river being naked and then kissing their cheeks. So we were talking

River 16:03

Oh, right. If my coffin yes. At

Skye 16:06

if you're, you're in a, you, it was a open casket, but you'd be face down, naked and we are kissing your cheeks. And so I said even in death,

Poppy 16:14

right, Right,

Skye 16:14

your ass.

Poppy 16:15

Beautiful.

Skye 16:16

the next quote is, but it's so warm. Not like hot and sweaty foot.

River 16:22

That feels like a poppy quote to me.

Poppy 16:25

I think that is me.

Skye 16:26

Correct. We were

River 16:31

two for a two baby.

Poppy 16:34

But you Oh yeah. Gig. Yeah. Okay.

Skye 16:38

You guys are doing great.

River 16:40

I know my friends.

Skye 16:41

Okay.

Poppy 16:42

10%.

Skye 16:43

The next one is, you better fucking believe that that happened to me. There would be two dead bodies in that room. You better fucking believe

River 16:51

That's me.

Skye 16:53

one hundo. P, that's you.

River 16:55

that's a, my

Poppy 16:56

that, I think that's like a hypothetical, right?

River 17:00

It's

Poppy 17:01

That must have been during a hypothetical.

Skye 17:03

Yeah. No, no. It was during the Victorian era when the the guy sat up in the wake during the

Poppy 17:10

Uhhuh.

Skye 17:16

okay. Next one. It's not a direct quote, but who said about Rasputin that if the dick go crazy, they'd pull on that beard a little bit. I,

River 17:26

No, that could be either of you two,

Poppy 17:28

I think that's sky.

River 17:29

I think. Yeah. I'm gonna have to agree. I think that's a sky.

Skye 17:34

you're right. That was

River 17:35

Yeah.

Poppy 17:36

We're so good. I,

River 17:43

This is gonna be the fastest game ever. It's gonna be a tight 45 minute episode.

Skye 17:49

in episode two, which was Meet

River 17:51

Episode. We came out swinging with that.

Poppy 17:55

two. Oh, meet the Gods.

Skye 17:56

I also didn't say, but the patchouli quote was also from Meet the Gods, that was also episode two.

Poppy 18:00

Mm. Oh, that makes sense.

Skye 18:02

Mm-hmm.

River 18:03

I've just always been like this, huh?

Skye 18:07

Always has been. Uh, next quote is, this one's fairly easy. I think, oh my God, you're gonna be sleeping with the fishes.

Poppy 18:18

River,

River 18:21

The way you said, oh my God. Does sound like the way I say it. So I think I also said that, but

Skye 18:29

Maybe I shouldn't be adding personality to the quotes. Maybe I should be saying them

River 18:33

I think you should be saying them neutral.

Skye 18:36

Okay.

Poppy 18:36

give it, give it to us in your Steve Harvey voice, family feud

River 18:40

Yeah. Remember when you dressed up as Steve Harvey, bald cap and

Poppy 18:45

with the bald cap and the mustache.

Skye 18:49

do blackface. Just so just to be clear. It

River 18:53

was white.

Skye 18:54

a ball. I was white Steve Harvey, but I did have a big thick black mustache, uh, glued to my

Poppy 18:59

Did you say I was just a bald? Mm-hmm.

Skye 19:03

I was just a bald, yeah, I was just a little Q ball.

River 19:06

Yeah.

Skye 19:07

Oh my god. You're gonna be sleeping with the fishes.

River 19:11

You know what? I changed my answer. I think Sky said that.

Skye 19:15

Okay.

Poppy 19:15

I'm, I'm sticking with River.

Skye 19:17

Are those our final answers?

River 19:19

I think I'm locked in.

Skye 19:21

River, in fact, said that

Poppy 19:23

Ha ha.

River 19:24

it.

Skye 19:28

the context, it was from episode five, and you were commenting on my ghost goons,

River 19:35

Goons.

Poppy 19:35

Oh yeah.

River 19:39

Now I remember. That's so fucked up.'cause that's something either one of us could have said.

Skye 19:46

All of these quotes are anything any of us could say. So that's the whole point of the game. Next quote, and that's okay. You don't have to like it. It's supposed to be unpleasant actually.

Poppy 19:57

Me Poppy.

River 19:59

Yeah. That sounds like something Poppy would say.

Skye 20:02

Correct? From episode

Poppy 20:04

it about shadow work?

Skye 20:05

No, it was the Ohira Mancy episode and you were talking about tooth falling out dreams.

Poppy 20:16

Oh yeah.

River 20:18

You said that's fine. It'll happen regardless.

Skye 20:21

Yeah. You're not

Poppy 20:22

Wait, who did you say? River.

River 20:23

I said you also

Skye 20:24

Mm-hmm.

Poppy 20:25

okay.

River 20:27

be kind of fucked up if you did like that.

Poppy 20:29

I haven't had one of those in a minute.

River 20:31

I did not have a tooth falling out dream recently, but I did have like a weird teeth dream somewhat recently.

Poppy 20:40

I've been having a ton of baby dreams. I.

River 20:42

Mm.

Skye 20:43

What do those mean?

Poppy 20:44

That I want babies.

Skye 20:48

Put

Poppy 20:48

Yeah, that's what, that's what that means.

River 20:51

It's a pretty one-to-one

Poppy 20:54

I want to be a mother.

Skye 20:55

Okay. Next one. We have someone's behind the curtains yelling by the power of three, get it over with,

Poppy 21:03

sky,

River 21:04

that feels like Sky.

Poppy 21:06

we're wrapping up and we're

River 21:07

Yeah.

Poppy 21:09

and she comes out with the hook and She's gonna

River 21:11

She's got a basket of rotten tomatoes.

Skye 21:16

correct. That was episode 12, which I think was the mental health episode, and then under my notes here in parentheses, I wrote trying to wrap up that fucking depressing episode.

River 21:26

Yeah.

Skye 21:27

I, it was a really good

Poppy 21:28

I don't think it was depressing.

River 21:29

I don't feel depressed when I listen to it.

Skye 21:32

It was just really serious, I think, and like heavy.

Poppy 21:36

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Listening back to that one after having the winter that I've had,

Skye 22:01

It's comforting. I've,

River 22:03

It's almost over.

Poppy 22:05

Yeah. The daffodils are poking their little heads up.

River 22:09

It's really yellow out there right now.

Skye 22:11

Mm-hmm.

Poppy 22:12

well, by the time this one comes out, that's gonna be like May I think,

Skye 22:15

All right. The next one is easy, but I just really like it. Uh, my name is geriatric and I'm in the shits.

Poppy 22:24

River. River.

River 22:24

It's me.

Skye 22:25

Yeah. Uh, and that was episode two.

River 22:30

Yeah. I've just always been old. Huh?

Poppy 22:34

Yeah.

River 22:46

Keep it consistent.

Skye 22:49

Who said, she said, I'm not a rat, but what if

River 22:53

That seems like sky.

Poppy 22:55

That's a hard one. Well, yeah, that could be Sky the, but what

River 23:01

I'll never tell.

Poppy 23:02

I could also see River though?

River 23:05

I could see me, but my gut says sky.

Poppy 23:09

I am gonna go, I'm gonna go river.

River 23:11

This could be where we catch back up. Neck and neck.

Skye 23:16

it was me? I said that.

River 23:18

Let's fucking go. We're so

Poppy 23:21

All right. we we got, we're eight and eight.

Skye 23:24

Episode 10. You were talking about the rat poison girl. The girl who

Poppy 23:29

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was, she was hot though, so

River 23:37

She was just hot and stupid

Skye 23:40

she had

River 23:40

bitch wife.

Skye 23:41

wanted to eat rat

Poppy 23:42

Yeah. She was like, I just wanted to know what would happen. I

Skye 23:45

She said, I'm not a rat. This is a rat poison. I'm not a rat. Sorry, I'm just reading the next one. I, some of these I'm like, I just really like them a lot. Okay. Who said Willie shakes went so hard on that one?

River 24:00

that sounds like Poppy?

Poppy 24:03

No, that was not me because I was the one that read the, to be or not to be

River 24:09

right.

Skye 24:10

your secrets away. You could have had them guess the

River 24:12

I can't change my answer. I have to lock in'cause that feels unfair.

Poppy 24:17

I'm, I'm still saying Sky.

Skye 24:20

Okay, you're saying me River, who were you saying?

River 24:23

I, I feel like ethically I have to stick with my original answer. I don't wanna, I don't want stolen valor, poppy.

Skye 24:35

You're both wrong. River said that.

Poppy 24:38

Oh,

River 24:39

Wow. I used to be saying shit.

Poppy 24:42

Yeah.

Skye 24:43

Yeah. It was the To Be or not To Be Shakespeare portion,

Poppy 24:47

Mm-hmm.

River 24:47

Mm.

Skye 24:48

and you said

Poppy 24:49

episode four.

Skye 24:50

Yes, and Willie Shakes did in fact go so hard on that. I agree.

Poppy 25:13

Mm-hmm.

Skye 25:16

Who

Poppy 25:16

Mortal Coil.

Skye 25:17

who? Who said, please dittle us.

River 25:20

That sounds like poppy.

Poppy 25:22

That was

River 25:23

Yeah, I am almost a hundred percent positive.

Skye 25:26

Yeah, that was part of the episode 12 outro. And you said it after you said, send us a little Diddy and then you just followed it with

River 25:34

Mm-hmm.

Skye 25:34

Dittle us. All right. Who said we all know pp means strength, right?

Poppy 25:52

I think that was also

River 25:53

I think, yeah, that seems like something Poppy would say.

Skye 25:57

And you would be correct. Oh, NRA mancy

Poppy 26:02

about Sigmund

Skye 26:03

No eggplant. Dream symbolism in ro Mancy.

Poppy 26:06

Oh yeah.

Skye 26:16

Who said, throw me in raw.

River 26:19

that sounds like me.

Poppy 26:21

Yes. I would say river.

Skye 26:24

Correct. Episode nine, talking about being buried. You said that right before I said the comment about, um, kissing your ass even when you're dead.

Poppy 26:33

Mm-hmm.

Skye 26:42

Who said, oh no, they got web toes

Poppy 26:46

What? I don't

River 26:49

I am torn. I'm torn between me and Sky. I'm gonna guess me again for the third time in a

Poppy 26:55

Okay. I'm gonna guess Sky then.

River 26:58

Watch us both be wrong. Oh,

Skye 27:00

I,

Poppy 27:01

Nice.

River 27:02

you're ahead again.

Skye 27:03

we were talking about, um, that was in episode two and we were talking about how all the gods are like incestual and related.

Poppy 27:12

Oh yeah.

Skye 27:27

Okay. Who said, and then I pick up your body up out of the coffin and I start waltzing with it.

River 27:35

That sounds like a me. No, that does sound

Poppy 27:39

I feel like it was Sky talking about your corpse.

River 27:42

After you kiss my cheek,

Skye 27:44

We will go both going Sky.

River 27:46

mm

Poppy 27:47

Mm-hmm.

Skye 27:47

was River.

River 27:48

dammit.

Poppy 27:50

wow.

Skye 27:52

Yeah. And we were talking

Poppy 27:53

Was that Victorian?

River 27:54

I

Skye 27:54

10. Yeah, we were talking about Wakes.

Poppy 27:58

Mm-hmm.

Skye 28:07

Who said I take my little pill and I keep on trucking.

River 28:11

again. I want to say me.

Poppy 28:13

I wanna say river too. Yeah.

Skye 28:15

We locking in.

River 28:17

I'm locked in.

Poppy 28:18

Yep.

Skye 28:19

It was River

River 28:20

Yeah. I

Skye 28:21

talking about their allergies.

River 28:24

I love my little pills.

Skye 28:34

Who said, I kind of want you to step on my throat?

River 28:39

That sounds like, I feel like I could see Sky saying that.

Poppy 28:47

I am gonna say Poppy. I'm gonna say me

Skye 28:51

We're locking in. It was Poppy.

River 28:55

Dang it. I'm blowing it.

Skye 28:58

you were talking about my bouquet when you did the,

River 29:01

Mm.

Skye 29:01

in episode nine,

Poppy 29:02

Oh, yeah,

Skye 29:04

my, my bouquet had the energy of wanting to

River 29:09

Intimidating. Yeah.

Skye 29:11

Yeah.

Poppy 29:26

Hot and scary.

Skye 29:29

I also really like this next quote, just'cause I'm like, you'll see who said, not saying that adults can't enjoy Disney movies, but also fuck Disney a little bit. I'm sorry. Disney adults. But like Disney kind of sucks.

River 29:42

That sounds like a me. Was it you?

Poppy 29:45

I think it was me.

River 29:47

I definitely have disparaged Disney adults before, but I don't remember if it made it into the edit.

Poppy 29:54

I think it did, but I think that particular

River 29:57

think you, you were kinder about it, so I do think that was you. I think I was harsher.

Skye 30:03

You would be correct. That was Poppy and I think you both disparaged Disney adults in that same episode. I think that you agreed in a comment following that comment from Poppy. We got two more

River 30:28

Two more. Wow.

Poppy 30:29

Well, I'm, I'm too ahead right now, so

River 30:32

I need you to close your ears and stop guessing so it can be a tie.

Skye 30:36

do you want that gold star or not?

River 30:39

Yeah, I do. So why I need her to flop.

Poppy 30:43

I am pretty floppy

Skye 30:45

Who said my brain is wiggling Like a little worm.

Poppy 30:51

sky.

River 30:56

That's a toughie. I'm torn between the two of you. I am, I'm also gonna go with Sky,

Skye 31:03

Correct? I

River 31:05

feel like something Poppy would also say.

Skye 31:09

yes. That was episode four. Post hypothetical. I said that I was warmed up. I was warmed up. And the last quote who said things that are lumpy can be cute.

River 31:35

That sounds like me.

Poppy 31:36

I want, I feel like that was me. I'm gonna say, I'm

River 31:40

This is it. A house divided,

Skye 31:43

Drum roll please.

Poppy 31:46

but

Skye 31:48

River.

River 31:50

let's fucking go.'cause I think that with my, my whole brain, Nope. She's one

Poppy 31:54

win. I win by one.

Skye 31:56

Uh, you were talking about quince by the way, in episode eight, which was

River 32:00

Because I do believe lumpy things can be cute.

Poppy 32:03

Mm-hmm.

Skye 32:03

you're correct.

Poppy 32:05

Yeah.

Skye 32:15

And that's all I got for you. 2020 quotes

Poppy 32:18

Incredible. So now River is cast out of the

River 32:22

Yeah. Now I have to go home. Now I have to lead the island.

Skye 32:26

Yeah. This every, every 20 episodes we play a game of Survivor until there's only one

River 32:30

Yeah.

Poppy 32:32

Mm-hmm.

River 32:33

Oh

Poppy 32:33

So we'd only make it to 40 episodes.

Skye 32:35

Yeah, and then it's just a solo podcast with whoever wins. They have to do all the recording, all the editing, all the thinking.

Poppy 32:43

All the thinking. Yeah.

Skye 32:45

At least you don't have to do what you lost. Sorry, bud.

River 32:49

Hey, sometimes when you lose, you win. You gotta play The long game.

Skye 32:54

Imagine in the future someone's meta doing this game, someone else's hosting, and then they quote this episode.

River 33:01

Could be.

Poppy 33:02

That could be

Skye 33:02

Who said that from? Who

River 33:04

You're quoting a quote from this episode.

Skye 33:07

Mm-hmm. It was episode 20, but I was quoting episode four.

River 33:12

Mm.

Skye 33:14

Anyway, that's all I got for you. Thanks guys, for making my dreams a reality.

Poppy 33:18

do you guys wanna end with the hard hypothetical?

River 33:21

Oh gosh, I suppose,

Poppy 33:25

Okay. Three, we riddles nay. Time to waste. Answer them quick. You're in for a taste. Solve them with care and give it your best. What's the answer? Let's put you to the test.

River 33:38

man

Poppy 33:38

riddles, a riddles, three.

River 33:41

I hate riddles.

Poppy 33:44

It has keys but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can't go inside. What is it?

River 33:53

Keys but no locks space. but no room.

Poppy 33:58

Space. But no room. You can enter, but you can't go inside.

River 34:03

My original thought was piano, but that can't be right'cause you can't enter a piano.

Skye 34:08

Is it a computer?

Poppy 34:11

Close. You're on the right track.

Skye 34:14

Like is it just a keyboard?

Poppy 34:16

Yeah.

River 34:17

Dang. That's good.

Poppy 34:19

Look at her. Look at, look at Sky. Go.

River 34:22

This guy's so smart.

Skye 34:23

brain is wiggling like a worm.

River 34:25

Yeah, it's'cause you got worms in your brain.

Poppy 34:30

Okay, forward. I am heavy, backward. I am not. What am I?

Skye 34:36

This one's tricky.

Poppy 34:37

It's a toughie.

River 34:39

And the answer is gonna make me feel so fucking stupid is the thing.

Skye 34:43

I think it's like the other one had a lot more information for you to kind of try to get clues from, but this one's very minimal and vague, which makes it more difficult.

River 34:54

Is it It's not. Not with a K, is it?

Poppy 34:59

No, but you're on the right track.

Skye 35:01

Oh.

River 35:01

Because I was like, is it a some sort of fucking trick inside the riddle or if I'm reading it, I'll understand it better.

Poppy 35:10

Forward. I am heavy, backward. I am not, the listeners are all screaming at

River 35:17

Well then maybe they should write in to tell me what the answer to the riddle is. Maybe you should DM us on Instagram. All I'm thinking about is fucking like slip knots and shit, and my brain won't go on any other trajectory than like knots.

Skye 35:32

My I, my brain's just like it's an animal and I'm like, you don't know that

Poppy 35:37

No,

River 35:37

It has to be.

Poppy 35:39

I'll give you a hint. It's not an object

Skye 35:43

Is it like a concept?

River 35:44

I said the passage of time,

Poppy 35:47

technically, it's a concept.

River 35:49

is it life

Poppy 35:51

No, let me know when, let me know when you want the answer. If you wanna call out, call

Skye 35:56

it just like the future?

Poppy 35:59

No.

Skye 35:59

Okay. Because it does give that air of like looking into the future is like difficult, but looking like into the past is easy'cause it's already happened. Like that sort of thing.

Poppy 36:10

that's that's a good guess. Um, no, the answer is ton.

Skye 36:15

I don't think I get it. Oh, not

Poppy 36:19

Is 2000 pounds not backwards? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Skye 36:23

Oh, I hate

River 36:24

I leave the call again.

Skye 36:27

You were so close though. You like you were on the right track.

River 36:31

they're trying to trick you in several ways. And I know this,

Poppy 36:35

Last one. It's shorter than the rest, but when you are satisfied, you bring it up.

River 36:41

my penis,

Poppy 36:43

If you're satisfied, it would go back down though though, right?

River 36:46

I don't know. I was too busy thinking about that joke. Can you run that by me again?

Poppy 36:51

It's shorter than the rest, but when you're satisfied, you bring it up.

River 36:56

Shorter than the rest.

Skye 36:58

is just ringing around in my head because it's such a good comment.

Poppy 37:03

No, it's not river's penis. It's

River 37:04

is not my penis,

Poppy 37:07

pee.

River 37:09

Pee pee means strength, right?

Poppy 37:11

Mm-hmm.

Skye 37:12

But we

Poppy 37:13

We all know.

River 37:15

But when you're satisfied, you bring it up and it's not my penis.

Skye 37:25

I know, I know, I just keep thinking shorter than the rest and I'm like, God, God, I'm 12 years old.

River 37:37

Yeah.

Poppy 37:40

I wanna give you a hint.

Skye 37:44

You want to give us a hint?

Poppy 37:46

I wanna give you a hint, but I feel like if I give you this hint, it's gonna give it away immediately, but maybe not.'cause you guys are

River 37:51

We're

Skye 37:51

it, well, it, it also, we just can't get off the penis train

River 37:55

about our penises

Poppy 37:58

I. Okay. So it is a body part, but it's not a penis.

River 38:02

than the rest, but when you're satisfied, you bring it up shorter.

Skye 38:07

pinky finger

Poppy 38:10

when you're satisfied, you bring your pinky finger up.

River 38:12

I wanna say like waistline, but the wording, because when you're like, oh, skinny legend, oh, I had food poisoning. Look at how good I look.

Poppy 38:24

But your waist isn't short. I'll say Sky is on the right track.

Skye 38:28

thumb.

Poppy 38:30

Yes.

River 38:31

Whoa. Oh, that is a finger. Well, not technically, I guess.

Poppy 38:38

It's a digit

Skye 38:39

Sorry. The worm in my brain is.

River 38:42

thinking about penis.

Skye 38:44

and it's my brain is like Swiss cheese

Poppy 38:47

I have, I have three more on, on lock if you guys want more or we can stop. I,

River 38:52

I think I've made enough of. Yeah, let's do the easiest one. I've made such a fool of myself already.

Poppy 38:59

Okay. Here's, here's an easy one. Over the dead, I stand watchful and still holding memories, both joy and chill. Though I don't speak stories I tell of lives lived. Both good and farewell.

Skye 39:12

A

River 39:13

Is that A gravestone. Yeah. Easy.

Poppy 39:16

you go.

Skye 39:18

Too easy.

Poppy 39:19

easy. Easy peasy. Another one. Okay. It can't be touched and can't be felt. It can't be seen or heard or smelt. It lies behind stars and Underhill and any empty holes It fills. It comes early and follows after ins life and kills laughter. What is

River 39:37

My penis

Poppy 39:40

It can't be touched, can't

River 39:41

be touched, but the holes

Skye 39:45

Don't talk about

River 39:45

that was a long one

Poppy 39:47

It can't be touched and can't be felt. It can't be seen or heard or smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills and any empty holes It fills. It comes early and follows after in's life and kills. Laughter. What

River 40:03

end's life and kills laughter. See, I was gonna say love until the kills, laughter, and end's life bit.

Skye 40:11

Is it death?

Poppy 40:12

No.

Skye 40:14

Is it life?

Poppy 40:16

No,

River 40:16

Is it time?

Poppy 40:18

no,

Skye 40:19

It feels like some big, heady, conceptual bullshit, you know,

Poppy 40:24

kind of, I mean, I would say

River 40:26

or something.

Poppy 40:28

it's like distantly related to death, I guess. No,

River 40:34

Tombstone one was easy. This one sucks

Poppy 40:37

What's inside of a hole?

Skye 40:39

my penis.

Poppy 40:43

Like, like picture a hole in the

River 40:45

Yeah.

Skye 40:46

Dirt.

River 40:47

air,

Poppy 40:48

No.

River 40:49

gaping space.

Poppy 40:52

What's it? Lies behind stars. What's behind stars? I

River 40:55

couldn't fucking tell you space.

Poppy 41:00

what, uh, what does it look like?

River 41:02

You think I'm a fucking astronaut? You think I've been to space?

Poppy 41:08

close. Black is close.

Skye 41:10

what? A black hole. Like what? I,

Poppy 41:14

Do you want the answer? It's darkness.

River 41:17

fuck you.

Skye 41:18

Oh.

River 41:21

Boo

Skye 41:22

Hated that

Poppy 41:23

Boob.

River 41:25

boob.

Poppy 41:26

I thought you guys were gonna get that one.

River 41:28

Nah, that was way too long

Skye 41:30

it.

Poppy 41:31

I have one more.

River 41:33

Might as well round it

Poppy 41:34

I might as well. What is there? One of in every corner and two of in every room.

River 41:43

Looking around my living room, one of, in every corner and two of, in every room. It's not angles.'cause there's so many angles in a room.

Skye 41:55

Looking at my corners, like cobwebs, like,

Poppy 42:00

I will say again, it's not a physical object.

Skye 42:02

okay.

River 42:03

No, that's not right. I thought I was onto something, but I was like, no, that's stupid.

Skye 42:08

What is it?

River 42:10

Wait. No. That is right. Is it an O?

Poppy 42:13

yes, it's the

River 42:14

fucking genius.

Poppy 42:16

you're so smart. There you go. Wow.

Skye 42:19

Incredible.

River 42:20

I pulled it

Poppy 42:21

That's gonna be

Skye 42:22

You know what? You may not have won the main game, but Gold star for that. That was good.

River 42:26

Thank you. Thank you. That was my best work yet.

Skye 42:28

Mm-hmm. Wow. Well, that's 20. We've done done 20 now.

River 42:34

Yeah. If you've made it this far, thanks for powering through whatever that was.

Skye 42:42

Thanks for diving into the depths of insanity with us because I feel

Poppy 42:46

Yeah.

River 42:47

Yeah. It does not get better.

Poppy 42:49

back in two weeks. No,

Skye 42:54

Well,

Poppy 42:54

it usually doesn't get worse though. That's about where it

River 42:58

I'd say this is, this is about the standard. Sometimes in the edit it sounds a little bit better'cause we cut out all the penis talk, but it's there

Poppy 43:07

we leave in all the bitch, bitch

River 43:09

Yeah.

Skye 43:10

what do we got coming up? What now that we're in our twenties

Poppy 43:14

Well next week, next week, we have another Sky LED

River 43:19

Mm-hmm.

Skye 43:20

yes? So hope you liked, hope you liked this. Next week will be very different,

Poppy 43:25

yes,

Skye 43:26

less penis talk.

Poppy 43:28

yeah, I guess, I mean, generally we got a couple, couple more ancestor episodes coming up. We've got some more tarot coming your way. some other topics peppered in there. Who knows?

Skye 43:42

Can't wait

Poppy 43:43

Delight the love. Yeah. Well, I guess, I guess that's it. That's all she wrote.

Skye 43:52

it.

River 43:53

Great job, everybody. I feel stupid.

Poppy 43:57

If you have any, topic requests you wanna send us riddles, you wanna tell us about funny things that we've said that you've heard,

Skye 44:06

Yeah, any favorite quotes

Poppy 44:08

whatever. Uh, you can do that by emailing us at Death coven pod@gmail.com. That's death as in death, coven as in Coven Pod podcast@gmail.com. We also have N Instagram that you can go check out that is at death. Coven Pod DM us. Tag us. Like us, please. Like us please. Somebody like us. Please love us.

Skye 44:35

by the power of three? Wrap it up

River 44:39

This guy stinks

Poppy 44:42

by the power of three,

Skye 44:44

and so it is.

River 44:45

and so it is.

Poppy 44:47

and so it is,

River 44:49

Scram.

Poppy 44:51

oh, ugh.

River 44:53

Don't ever make me answer a riddle at 11:00 AM ever again.

Poppy 44:58

Well now I'm definitely going to,

River 45:02

I think if I was stopped under a bridge by some sort of mythical creature and they were like, solve my riles three, I'd be

Poppy 45:10

mm-hmm.

River 45:11

fucked.