Episode 46: The Coven Joins a Cult?

Welcome back listeners! This week the coven is getting a little bit susceptible and easily manipulated, join us as Skye walks us through her epic but short lived cruise ship cult, Poppy makes us play MASH to see what hand crafted cult we end up with at the end of the day, and then we get to play build-a-cult at the end as Skye and Poppy help River flesh out the bones of their cult.

Listener discretion advised for talks of cults and cult tactics and brief mentions of suicide, if you're sensitive to either of these subjects maybe skip this episode, we'll see you on the next one <3

If you'd like to skip this episodes hypothetical game (why do you hate us?), jump to 18:01

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mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 0:19

Oh, wowy. Wowy, crab, corn, shouty.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 0:26

Oh.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 0:27

beg, pardon?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 0:29

Welcome to Death Coven. Uh, this is a biweekly, biweekly as in every other week. You know, biweekly can mean twice a week too. I don't know. It's a biweekly witchcraft podcast. We come out every other Thursday. We are all witches, and we, we talk about whatever we wanna talk about on this podcast.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 0:51

gonna like it.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 0:52

And today we're gonna get a little bit manipulative, I guess. I, I don't know. Sky's wearing Maple as a hat

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:03

You can't do that.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:06

Maple.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:06

I can easily,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:08

You

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:08

so long. all right. Well, today we are talking about cults. What is a cult? uh, I think we're gonna start out with Sky. She's, she's got a nice thickie segment for us. And then I, poppy will be, we'll be playing a little bit of a game together and then we'll end with River and we'll see what river has in store.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:35

Listeners, I've. Uh, due to things both inside and outside of my control, I did not have time to really come up with a segment for this cult. It was essentially like a building your own cult.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:51

Yeah. We're just gonna chat and play I think today and just go, what if and what if I was a little devil?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:56

together.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:57

I had a, I had a semi flushed out outline for a Walking Dead inspired furry cult.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 2:07

Oh, my

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 2:07

and and I got, you

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 2:10

hold on.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 2:12

it, I had like the whole backstory of Wayne Zi Brisky the leader going back to his childhood and working at his dad's, like used car lot as a salesman. And, you know, there was a whole, there was a whole

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 2:26

your mind,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 2:27

it just, I just,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 2:29

just the neurons that are constantly firing and

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 2:32

yesterday was such a busy day. I could've sat down, but I, it would've been one of those nights where I stay up until like 1:00 AM and then get up at seven today to finish it before we record. And I just could not, I just couldn't do it. But yeah, just so you know, there was gonna be a Walking Dead themed furry cult led by Wayne.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 2:49

Question,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 2:50

Yeah,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 2:52

is it sort of just like the walking Dead world, but all the people that aren't zombies are furries? I

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 2:59

so it was going to, so Wayne lived in his parents' basement. He was obsessed with the Walking Dead. Like he watched all 177 episodes over and over and over again. And then it ended in 2022 and he wasn't a fan of the spinoffs, so he started writing The Walking Dead like fan fiction for it and became a really popular Fanfic author. No, you don't. He's awful. And then he wrote his magnum opus, which was called V Ark, where all of the Walking Dead, like main characters were rewritten as animals. Uh, and he did a self insert Rick Grimes, but his name was Wolf Rick Grimes. And he was a wolf, and he ended up just like manipulating a bunch of poor people on the internet. And they all moved over to Montana

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 3:52

A handful of minors in there as well.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 3:54

Oh, probably, yeah, most definitely. So,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 3:59

Oh no. It's like my immortal, but worse

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 4:01

gonna be, you know, kind of like a Scientology beat. You take a quiz to determine what kind of animal you

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 4:08

what your persona

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 4:09

uh, and then you get, you know, how they like make people marry other people since it's the, we're preparing because the world's gonna end. So we need two of every kind of us to repopulate.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 4:19

no. Was Ark

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 4:20

Yeah, the arc. Yeah. That's what it was gonna be called. Anyway, that's not,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 4:25

I just want to talk about this now.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 4:28

that's, that's, that's about it. That's, I mean, I had. Wayne, like accidentally caused the death of one of his classmates in high school, and it was, yeah. Um, hazing, what are you gonna do? Oh,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 4:43

say

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 4:45

Will you write Fanfic about this for me personally? That I can, will you write me like a manifesto

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 4:52

oh, perhaps we'll post it and then the FBI will come and knock on my door. Anyway, uh, that's, that's all about Wayne Woolrich Zim Bruski. Um,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 5:06

Wow.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 5:06

do you get, we should probably, uh, my name is Poppy. Who are, who

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 5:10

Oh, right, right,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 5:14

I am sky.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 5:16

Hi, I'm River. We're all in a pretty silly, goofy mood today. If you guys can't tell, I, I would hope this isn't your first episode with us. It's gonna be good. I feel it in my bones, but it is gonna be chaotic if you cannot already tell based on the past like five minutes. Welcome to my twisted mind, my beautiful twisted mind.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 5:39

legal reasons. That is a joke.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 5:42

We do not have a cult

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 5:43

No, we don't.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 5:45

cult

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 5:46

We'll talk about it later.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 5:47

at the beginning of every episode, we play a hypothetical game. Sometimes it's a situation we put ourselves in. Sometimes it's a question or

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 5:56

We put ourselves

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 5:57

we find

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 5:58

You put us in.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 6:00

I, uh, force upon them. All right. Are you guys ready for today's hypothetical?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 6:07

Yeah.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 6:08

Okay. Go ahead and close your pretty little eyes for me.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 6:12

I hate it when

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 6:12

gorgeous little beans. at the DMV.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 6:18

Fuck

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 6:20

Good start.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 6:21

nightmare air.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 6:22

Sitting in the waiting area behind you. You hear whimpering, weirded out. You ignore it. It progresses to wet, pathetic sniffling. You keep your eyes forward. You don't wanna get involved with whatever that is. Then it evolves into bellowing sobs. Like someone is forcefully yell, crying.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 6:46

is it the squawk?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 6:47

You let out an audible sigh.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 6:50

license renewed.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 6:53

He's trying to get

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 6:55

He's getting a real ID and he

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 6:56

He doesn't want his picture taken. no. Okay. You let out an audible sigh and the crying abruptly stops. Then you spot a skinny gnarled hand reaching over your shoulder toward your bag. Like something's about to rif, like someone is about to rifle through your things. You glance up to see the wizard. His eyes are rimmed with red. His eyeliner, his mascara are dripping down his cheeks. He crawls over the back.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 7:27

well?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 7:28

He crawls over the back of the seat beside you. So he's, he like scamper over the back. Um, and he starts ranting about how the cat in the hat and Edward Cullen both left him to form a poly cool with some fucking leprechaun. And he's distraught. He wipes his long pointy nose across the sleeve of his robe and stops. He realizes you never offered him a tissue for this crime. He curses you.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 8:00

I don't carry tissues on me ever. I don't have them to offer.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 8:06

But he's developed a soft spot for you after you helped him get laid, even though it didn't end up turning out well. So he decides to turn you into a house cat, but you, you get a couple options to choose from as far as your, your scenario goes. so let's, let's hear our options.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 8:25

I fucking hate this guy.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 8:27

Option number one, single cat household with millennial parents. So they dress you up daily. You're Instagram famous too, by the way. You always have a camera in your face. They take you on walks and vacations. They feed you the best food, but you're also a show cat, so you gotta go to shows fairly frequently. You're, you're a big star. Um, this involves long car rides in crates and your human parents, uh, they refuse to give you gabapentin because they don't wanna, you know, taint your system. They also might try to breathe you to preserve your flawless pedigree lineage. And finally, they're anti-vax. Number two, frat cat. You live at a fraternity house at a big southern university. There are raging house parties every other night. You don't have a single owner. Like, there's no one guy that takes care of you. The guys come and go over the years, they all adore you, but since there are so many of them and they're usually intoxicated, they often lose track of whose turn it is to feed you and scoop your litter. Uh, again, you're going to be frequently posted on Instagram by sorority girls that frequent the house. However, the other two of us are also there in cat form. So the three of

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 9:46

friends.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 9:47

Yeah. Finally, last option. You become the wizard's familiar. You help him with his magical workings. You live with him down at the fire station. He sleeps under the trucks. Um, you get to be surrounded by

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 10:04

Okay. I was like, what the fuck?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 10:07

he, he loves the pole, he loves the fire pole, and he loves to be surrounded by

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 10:12

the smell. He just loves the smell of big

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 10:16

You said it like, it was obvious. You were like, he sleeps under the trucks.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 10:20

Like it's annoying

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 10:22

That's where he live. I guess I know

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 10:24

I thought he had like a layer in the mountain or something,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 10:28

No, he lives in the fire station. He just lives

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 10:31

He lives under the truck. That's where he sleeps.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 10:36

Uh, so, so, you help him with his workings, et cetera. Um, you get to be surrounded by cute firefighters all day and you know, they, they take care of their kitty cats, but. Who knows what the wizard's gonna make you do. So what's it gonna be?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 10:52

I feel like the wizard is just lonely and he wants companionship and I have to suffer for it.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 10:57

I also wanna know what your, your, your cat Sona looks like. What kind of little kitty are you?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 11:02

You just want me to be a furry,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 11:04

in a furry mood

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 11:05

you just want me to admit I'm a furry

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 11:09

I think that I'm okay performing for the millennial, uh, family.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 11:13

anti-vaxxer parents.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 11:15

If I'm a cat, I don't really give a shit about politics, if I'm being

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 11:19

But you are not getting

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 11:20

And then you're gonna go to shows,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 11:22

believe in any vaccines. You're not getting rabies. FIV.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 11:28

See I was thinking about human vaccines. I was like, why do

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 11:32

No. They won't even give you

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 11:33

one in that house is vaccinated. They won't even give you Benadryl for the car ride.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 11:39

you on planes to go to fucking, like shows at Disney World and

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 11:42

But they're probably still gonna like, take me to the vet and make sure I'm healthy and live a long life. And they gimme good food

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 11:48

but they also, if they take you on walks and you don't have like flea, tick preventatives, FIV vaccines, like you can get really sick out there as an outside cat.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 11:58

Pros and cons to all of these.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 12:00

Pros and cons. But I'm Instagram famous.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 12:03

what if I live a really great short life? You know what I mean? Because it's kind of

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 12:07

would be You

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 12:08

you'd be

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 12:09

have a very charmed five to 7-year-old life. Probably.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 12:15

and that's fine. I think versus like what you'd probably, you're probably uh, immortal living

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 12:20

with the wizard. Yeah. He's gonna cast a fucked up little spell on me.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 12:24

He's gonna make sure he's like, you don't even need vaccines. You're just like healthy and you can't die. And,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 12:30

you're

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 12:30

and then frat, frat cat, I love you guys, but like, that situation sucks

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 12:36

It sounds nightmarish. If not for my friends.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 12:39

on the fraternity, but also over the years, you know, the guys come and go. So some years you might get really lucky and they might be cool, but then other years.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 12:49

But also I feel like cats need, like their person, like they need a person to like emotionally attach to, and you wouldn't have that, which is, it's really important,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:00

Not for very long.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 13:01

I don't wanna miss breakfast.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:04

No.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 13:05

Or like have to shit on the floor.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:07

I don't get my meals.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 13:09

So, river, are you also going millennial anti-vax? Uh,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:13

not. I fear

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 13:15

you're gonna live with the wizard.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:17

unfortunately.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 13:19

See, I was gonna choose the wizard because I, I feel like being the wizard's familiar also gives you the highest chance of being turned back into a human.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:29

Oh yeah. If I get back in his good graces, if I do a really good job as a familiar, I might get lucky,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 13:35

Or it might be one of those situations where you can't, you know, you can't get promoted because you do your job too well.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:41

yeah. He's like, no, you're the best familiar I've ever had. You need to stay my familiar.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 13:47

that's very cult-like, if I'm being

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 13:48

Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:49

and he needs companionship, and I'm like, well, you've turned me into a cat.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 13:55

Do you feel pity for the wizard? You hate him?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 13:57

to go a little bit. You can feel two things at once for somebody, and I do. The two sides of my brain are, man, this guy fucking sucks and he is ruining my life. And also like he is very sad and that's why he behaves the way he does. And maybe if he had a friend, he could be a better person.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 14:18

See, I'm like if I die young that I don't have to deal with the wizard ever again.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 14:23

That's,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 14:23

that's fair.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 14:25

That's

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 14:25

I could just live in the

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 14:26

That's a quick way

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 14:27

as like an As. Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 14:29

What if he brings you

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 14:30

You come back and haunt the fuck out of him as a ghost cat.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 14:34

scratch up his legs every day?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 14:37

yeah.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 14:37

wakes up under the fire truck with just

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 14:39

Yeah. Bleeding profusely.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 14:43

I probably have. I mean, we, a lot of us have food. Yeah. A lot of us had food named cats, but I feel like my millennial parents would name me something like Clementine or something. You know, like

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 14:54

It would be like a

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 14:55

or I'm a character like a TV show character.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 14:59

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:00

I definitely feel like I'm a

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 15:01

SEO optics.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:03

Yeah, I'm definitely like a long haired, fluffy cat.'cause those are like the ones that are the most

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 15:09

of the ones with like a, the squished face or

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:13

No, I feel like I am. I am like a rag doll.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 15:16

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:17

Like a rag doll cat,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 15:19

blue eyes.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:20

Yeah. You know those cats that looks like they're wearing eyeliner?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 15:23

Yes.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:24

Like that's the type

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 15:26

The, they look better than I'll ever look in my entire life, and they're not even trying. Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:33

Yeah. And they named me Princess Bubblegum or something.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 15:35

Princess bubble gum. Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:38

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 15:39

And you have little hats that you wear every day.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:42

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 15:43

Mm.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 15:43

feel

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:44

or I probably have like a sister named Marceline, you know what I mean? Like I probably got like, there's probably

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 15:48

Oh, uh, like a

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 15:50

we're a single, single cat.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 15:51

Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah. Single cat household, because you, you need all of the attention, you know? They gotta, they gotta take care of you.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 16:00

It is crazy going from like

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 16:01

You couldn't

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 16:02

human child to an only cat child with overbearing parents still in both scenarios. That's crazy that it shook out for you in both scenarios. Yes.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 16:12

I feel like I would be a brown tabby. Yeah. Not'cause I wanna be, but just because I would just be a standard cat, standard issue cat, you know?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 16:20

Yeah. Just classic cat shaped cat. I feel like I'd be a little munchkin cat just with like the real stubby legs.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 16:30

I feel like River gives like Scottish fold energy. Like a petite like little Scottish

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 16:36

There is something different about me for sure,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 16:39

like a dwarf

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 16:40

is a cat, but like that's not the standard

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 16:44

Yeah. You're like a cat that's allergic to itself.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 16:47

Yeah. I'm constantly sneezing. My eyes are always watering.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 16:52

Well you're just like burying that way a little bit. Booky a little bit. Little bit goy.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 16:55

boy.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 16:57

There he is. The Book of Boy.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 16:58

The booger boy himself.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 17:01

Okay. Thanks for playing along.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 17:05

I Hold on. When we set up the wizard on our perspective dates, we got a free pass. We got a free get outta jail free card for any future curses. Does he remember? And will he still honor that?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 17:24

He will, yes. He's bound by International Wizard Code to honor his coupon.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 17:30

Coupon his IOU, I'll hold onto mine. I feel like this is not the worst scenario he's ever put us in,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 17:40

I,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 17:40

I am gonna hold onto mine for like a year.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 17:42

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 17:42

but yeah, there's gonna be something really fucked up in like two years. And I'm gonna go actually

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 17:48

let me, we all, we all use it and then we just end the hypothetical.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 17:54

I ran it through

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 17:55

There's gotta be something where I'm gonna go.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 17:56

so it's a little faded.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 17:59

Yeah. It's magic. So it's fine.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 18:01

Okay. Now that our hypothetical is done, I forgot Sky and I have a little, little story to share before we get into the topics. You wanna take it away, sky? Honestly, it's, it's very hazy to me. It was a fever dream.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 18:16

Yes. So

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 18:17

Did you write anything

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 18:19

when you said that.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 18:20

I didn't, but I remember was that that wasn't last weekend. It was two weeks ago.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 18:27

two weeks ago. President's Day weekend?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 18:29

Two weeks ago. Poppy came down for multiple reasons. She was visiting and. One of the nights she stayed with Michael and I at our house and we were planning on hanging out with River as well. I don't know how much of what was y'all were just talking about will be left in, but the coven was gonna get together and I remember we previously were talking about how Poppy was open to trying UJA and did y'all hear that

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 19:02

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 19:02

that was

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 19:03

that was Maple?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 19:04

Oh,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 19:05

Oh, I thought it was somebody screaming in the hallway.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 19:08

No, maple just went, um,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 19:13

She says, I remembered too.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 19:16

oh, she was there. Maple was there. Um, but we have a local metaphysical store that the last time I was there I saw a really cool looking Ouija board.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 19:27

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 19:27

And I remember saying in our group chat, if we were to ever do Ouija, I would feel most comfortable if we did it at my house because I have the most experience with it. I feel comfortable with how protected my house

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 19:39

that in an episode like on air.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 19:42

when you covered Ouija boards.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 19:44

I'd kind of resigned myself to say Okay. Like, well, for fun I didn't tell anyone I was buying a Ouija

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 19:52

Burdening myself with this Ouija board.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 19:55

Yeah. Yeah. It's right next to me currently. Uh, it's in the box. Relax. But I bought the Ouija board and that was gonna, I was gonna pull that out as like a fun little like surprise once I had River and Poppy at my house and be like, and now I've trapped you and now we're gonna play

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 20:13

to go.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 20:15

But when Poppy visited River was not feeling well, river did not hang out. And I texted River and said, you're lucky'cause I was gonna make you do Ouija,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 20:26

And I said verbatim. I am not spiritually equipped to defend myself right now.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 20:32

no, no. You would've been fine, but I'll, I'll get into the reason why later. Uh, so it was just myself, Michael, and Poppy. We went out and got some delicious food. We had some multiple beverages. We were ated and when we too too many, we had quite a bit. Uh, my ancestral heritage makes it so I guess I can handle it. Um, but we came back and Poppy Michael and I were playing other games. We played Taboo.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 21:07

No, he had to go to bed. He had to get up at like five 30 in the

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 21:11

Yeah. Sleepy

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 21:12

Yeah.'cause it was a Sunday night and he woke up. Um. Had to wake up on Monday. But we played a game called Lucidity, which is a, a game about nightmares. And we also played Taboo, which was really fun. and we played that for quite a while, probably until like around midnight ish. cause I remember Michael stayed up kind of late and was like, well, Poppy's in town. Like, it's, it's okay. Like, I'll, I'll stay up for a little bit longer.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 21:39

with my friend.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 21:40

yeah, he went to bed around midnight ish, I'd say. And we were like joking around, like, oh, like, do you wanna play Ouija with us since River's not here? And Michael said something along the lines of, do you think that like, my disbelief might impact it? Like I might mess it up for you guys

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 21:59

scare the ghosts

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 22:01

It's like the the fee, the re, the fact that you're asking that makes it seem like you do believe a little bit, you

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 22:10

well, he's very

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 22:11

He's like not the ghosts are real, but am I gonna scare them away if I don't believe in them?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 22:18

Yeah. Him sitting there, he's like me sitting here going, nothing's gonna fucking happen. It's gonna make nothing happen. You know? So Michael goes to bed and then it's Poppy and I we're up. We're pretty tipsy drunk at this point. I mean, it's after midnight, we're still drinking I feel like we chatted for a bit before we brought the Ouija out. I feel like you and I had like a long conversation, like a nice long drunk talk catch up a girl, Kiki, if you will,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 22:47

And then we got ready for bed, just so we were,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 22:50

Yeah, we like washed our face and got into PJ's.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 22:54

drinking. At least I stopped drinking at that point. I was like, I need to, I gotta drive seven hours tomorrow.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 23:03

Yeah. And I remember at a certain point, like I pulled out like the last White Claw. Like we could not continue drinking. We were out of drinks to drink and so, you know, we were like, are we still doing this? Even though it was like almost 2:00 AM at that point And we were like, fuck it. This was like, we, we hardly ever get to hang out. This was like, we've been excited to do this. We can do it with just two people. We don't need more than two people. It's fine. So then I get all my stuff. The way that I planned on doing it, I, the way that I set it up and we had to reset up and I'll get into that. I had plans based around making river feel very safe.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 23:47

I appreciate that. Thank you, my friend.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 23:50

And what that entailed was I have a blanket rug thing that's in the shape of a circle that I use to cast my circles. And it's got cute little like unicorns and fairies and it's got like, it's sort of like a compass.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 24:05

mushrooms and things.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 24:06

it little mushrooms and things. It's very, it's very cute, but it's big enough for multiple people to sit on and to have like a thing in the middle. Like you can do workings in the circle. That's the rug. So I laid down the circular rug and I had, uh, glasses of water with tea lights at each cardinal direction. I made sure I had all the directions. Um, I also put in, I had cassia and I had ashes that I put in there. Um, what else? I brought out my ASME and I cast a circle, but I based it upon each of our deities. So I called upon Dion is' Hades, Persephone, and the Morgan at each, uh, respective, uh, direction that I felt best suited them based on like the element and such. And I called upon them and asked them specifically for. You know, what they were best at. So like Hades, I said something along the lines of like, enshroud us and darkness and protect us and only send the people from the underworld with the best intentions, yada, yada, yada. Like it was shit like that, that I was doing for each, each one. And I respected them and I did the whole, like, I call upon the guardians of the west and the watchtower of the west

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 25:29

a big circle.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 25:31

Yeah. And I'll tell you

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 25:33

This is a multilayered circle.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 25:35

was, we were protected. We were in a little turtle

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 25:38

Damn.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 25:40

Yeah. And guess what happened? We started doing the Ouija and nothing fucking happened'cause we were too

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 25:44

Nothing came through at

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 25:45

There's too many barriers.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 25:47

We had too many barriers.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 25:48

The spirits were like, that's too much. That

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 25:51

like knocking on the bubble going, Hey, can you unlock

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 25:56

strongest deities in existence are at each corner

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 26:00

But their arms

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 26:01

Yeah, they're like a bouncer going, Uhuh,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 26:05

They're linked hand in hand. So we, so I had to, I had to undo the circle. And also it was kind of uncomfortable with the way, uh, like holding the planche on sitting cross I on the ground. We figured it would be more comfortable to move over to the coffee table to have it be a bit higher up off the ground. And so we were like, okay, we're feeling like more comfortable now that we've like set it up and like we've touched the planche and like we've invited our deities and we've done protections and

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 26:36

been set.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 26:37

But we

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 26:38

And so it's like we left, I closed the circle properly and we left the circle and we're like, okay, let's go over to the coffee table. And I didn't do anything new. I didn't like make a new circle or anything. I was just kind of like, let's just see if anything happens.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 26:56

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 26:58

And then things did

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 26:59

Things happened.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 27:01

and what kind of things happen?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 27:04

Poppy, what do you remember?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 27:05

I remember talking to two Spirits. Was it only two Spirits. The first one that came

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 27:16

first one's name.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 27:17

I don't, I don't know if we got the first one's name. I. But the first one was giving, um, someone that had lived in the building before or was from the general area. Um, But they a, they left abruptly.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 27:34

Oh,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 27:35

I forget what we asked. Oh, well, the first one, we were like in the middle of a question, and then they just didn't answer. I'm like, okay.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 27:44

Did they go to goodbye? I think they went to goodbye.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 27:47

Yeah. I think that's how both of them men did. They were just like, goodbye.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 27:51

Yeah. Yeah.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 27:53

It's

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 27:53

like the first one was kind of slow going, but then every now and again a question would be like, it would like zoom pretty quickly to like yes or no. Um, and I got masculine vibes from that first one. I don't know if we got confirmation on that or not, but, uh, we didn't get too terribly much information. Uh, I don't think that that spirit was as strong as the second

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 28:14

Yeah. We talked to it for maybe, maybe 10 minutes,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 28:17

Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But then like in between, we, like, after that spirit said goodbye, we kind of sat there.'cause it, we didn't, we weren't really doing it for very long, so we were kinda like, ah, like bummed out that now like they said goodbye and like we finally got it to work. And then Poppy was like, do you smell lemons?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 28:38

Oh my God. Yeah. It was like a strong lemon smell. Did you end up smelling it or.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 28:44

No.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 28:45

Okay.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 28:46

Which is interesting. Um, but that's the reason why we went back to the board and cause our first question was like, is there someone here that has associations with lemon? Um, and then it was like, yes. And so then we were like, okay, we're cooking. We have a different person now.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 29:07

Oh, yeah. And then it kept, so the board that Sky got was, it was a really pretty board. It had like skulls and snakes and whatnot on it. We kept asking questions and it, instead of going to like the letters or Yes and no, it just, the plant shut, just kept going down to the bottom corner where it had like a skull and a bunch of plants. So we would ask a

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 29:33

um, what's it called? It's, uh, the Poisonous Plants Talking Board is what it's called. So it's got these different plants and it actually has little vials, um, that have poison on them. They're like little,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 29:50

Oh, okay. That's what it

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 29:51

little vials of poison. And so it would hover over like the poison, um, like label from the, from the vial. And so we were

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 30:00

And I just kept doing that. Poison. Poison, and

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 30:04

us it wasn't going anywhere. It was like nowhere. It wasn't a letter, it wasn't a yes, no, it wasn't a number. It wasn't goodbye. It was just like a random spot on the

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 30:11

on the, yeah. And so we asked like, were you poisoned? Like, is that how you died? And it said, Nope.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 30:19

So then what's with the poison?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 30:21

And so then we asked ha did you poison someone else? Did you poison someone? And it said, yup.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 30:30

Like really quickly, like really strongly.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 30:33

But let me, let's go back in the, in the beginning, one of the first questions we asked was like, what's your name? What should we call you? And it just went to the letter G and it confirmed that it was a feminine spirit. So we were calling it Mrs. G

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 30:46

It was grandma GI don't remember how we got to

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 30:49

because we asked, um, we were asking about the age and it would not answer

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 30:56

A lady

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 30:56

old. Yeah. We

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 30:57

She would not tell us how old she was or what year. Yeah,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 31:02

she just would not confirm that. And then we were asking like, do you have kids? Do you have grandkids? And she confirmed, yes, she does have grandkids. And I think that's how we got to Grandma G from Miss

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 31:11

mm-hmm. Yeah.'cause then we were like, can we call you Grandma G? And she was like, yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 31:17

I'd love it if you did though.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 31:19

But we were like, did you poison someone? And it, it zoomed over to Yes. And then we're asking like, who did you poison? And I forget how we got there, but we.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 31:31

It was her

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 31:32

It was her husband.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 31:33

I had a feeling

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 31:34

Because she, she spelled out, we were like, well,'cause we were asking like, did the person that you poisoned like deserve it? And she said, yes. And we said, what did they do? And she started spelling out adultery.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 31:45

Oh, oh my God. That's right. It was like a DUL and we didn't get through the whole word, but it was

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 31:52

we could kind of pick up the point.'cause we, she was like in the middle of spelling adultery and we were like, did he cheat on you? And then it like, zoomed over to

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 31:59

yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 32:00

And we were like, oh shit. Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 32:04

Oh my God.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 32:05

That's crazy.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 32:07

I think that's pretty much like, those are the highlights. Like that's, that's what I remember most. We talked to her for, oh no, we talked to her for a long time and we were asking like, where are you from? Where were you born? Are you from this area? And she said, no, she was coming in. She was calling in from somewhere else.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 32:26

hmm.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 32:27

Um.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 32:28

because you were like, are you attached to Sky? And I was like, it's interesting that you would ask about me and not yourself first. Um, but it turns out yeah, she was, she's a guide of mine, I guess.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 32:39

And I remember the answer, Prussia, at one point she spelled out Prussia.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 32:45

We asked about her birthplace

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 32:47

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 32:48

hmm.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 32:49

And

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 32:49

spelled out Prussia.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 32:50

Prussia was like pre Germany. Right.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 32:55

Mm-hmm.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 32:56

So it was a long time ago, and I think we were asking like, what specific town were you from? And she spelled out, it was like bomb holder. It started with a B and we looked it up and it was a place, like it was a town,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 33:13

Yeah,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 33:14

um, in Germany. So, which is weird that it was your guide, not my guide like, I, I don't know if you have ancestors from that area or not, but I definitely

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 33:24

I don't know. I don't, I, but I mean, just because she has a guy doesn't mean,'cause I remember when she left at the very end, I said, are you a blood relative of mine? And then she like zoomed out and said goodbye. That was when she left, was when I asked if we were like, related. And she just left. But, and I was like, do you, are you avoiding the question or is it just the fact that we've been chatting for like an hour that you're tired and you're coming from Europe?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 33:50

like 3:34 AM

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 33:52

Uhhuh.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 33:52

Gosh.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 33:55

But we got to talk to Grandma

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 33:56

Grandma G. Yeah. Have you smelled

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 33:59

my God,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 34:00

what?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 34:02

she was a butcher. Do you remember that?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 34:05

Yeah. Yeah. We were like, what did you do? And, and now I'm like, butcher, like, is that associated with you killing your husband? Or like, were you actually like, did you actually own like a butcher shop or something? I don't know.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 34:20

Yeah, I remember we asked her, we were like, did you like actually do the, like the cutting? And she was like, yeah, I did the butchering. And I was like, damn, that's badass. This like German butcher woman, this Prussian butcher grandma who poisoned her husband.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 34:38

shit from no man.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 34:40

And we did look it up. We were like, when did Prussia become Germany? And it was like the 1830s or something like that.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 34:47

definitely 18 hundreds.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 34:50

1871. Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 34:53

Mm

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 34:53

So it was, she was born before 1871, unless she was calling it Prussia for some other reason.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 35:02

mm

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 35:03

I don't know, but, yeah, we gotta talk to Grandma G who's just another badass, strong woman on my spiritual team now that

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 35:11

cool woman I get to hang out with sometimes.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 35:14

Have you smelled lemons or anything like

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 35:17

No, but her, her lemon is still up there. I put it up, uh. I put I gave her a le'cause I, I, like, I had a bowl full of lemons in my fruit bowl and I grabbed one over and I was like, would you like this as an offering? And like, really quickly it went over to Yes. Yeah,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 35:36

I bet a lemon was like a luxury in 18 hundreds. Germany.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 35:40

fresh citrus fruit. Oh, baby

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 35:44

Oh, also, can we talk about the fact that Mrs. G's or Grandma g her energy was so strong that we had to go get a dish towel to put underneath the board so that it didn't slide all over the place.'cause the plan check kept falling off of the board as she was going. So crazy. Mm-hmm.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 36:02

Powerful woman. Yeah, it man. Yeah. That was nuts. Like that was my first experience with a Ouija board, and it

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 36:11

Well, I'm glad that one of my, one of my badass woman guides could come through for you. cause just some Joe Schmo schmuck from this building is, uh, not very

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 36:24

Little lackluster.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 36:25

Yeah. Just like, yeah, I live here. Yeah. I'm kind of

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 36:29

Yeah, I'm a local.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 36:31

yeah,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 36:31

It was given sad vibes,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 36:33

Mm.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 36:34

G came in and was like, yeah, I killed my husband. Yeah. I was

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 36:37

outta my way.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 36:40

The fact that I was a butcher irrelevant to me killing my husband. I was smart. Killed an arsenic specifically.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 36:47

Oh, that's right. Was it arsenic or cyanide?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 36:50

Uh, I don't remember.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 36:52

but I could, I mean, 18 hundreds. A woman, a husband cheats on her. I bet. It happened all the time.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 37:00

You can't get a divorce. They don't exist yet.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 37:05

I'm imagining she's like a big Scandinavian build. Like

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 37:08

Yeah. A big

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 37:10

a, she's a handsome

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 37:12

mm-hmm. Strong

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 37:14

Strong jaw. Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 37:16

blonde braids, you

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 37:18

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 37:19

Ugh. Love her.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 37:21

Love her. Shout out to Grandma G. I wonder if we'll pick up anything on your audio.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 37:27

Oh my gosh, that would be cool.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 37:29

I feel like whenever we talk about specific spirits, they always come through somehow.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 37:34

Yeah. They're like, oh me. What about it? We haven't had any weird,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 37:40

through.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 37:41

my God, again. Yeah. You don't think that that's like, you don't think it's Grandma G that's been speaking German into our

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 37:49

It came through rivers. Mike,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 37:51

true.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 37:53

I don't know.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 37:54

I don't know. We all got German. I don't know, mainland Europe, you know, just like,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 38:00

Yeah. Just general Western European ancestry.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 38:04

like I was talking about in the Celtic episode, it's just kind of,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 38:07

Yeah. The migration patterns of the peoples. Yeah, everybody's kind of just from all over the place over there.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 38:14

Yeah.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 38:16

Well, that was our Ouija story. Thank you for listening. And now we can actually get into the meat. The meat of the episode.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 38:26

It's me eating a big slap of

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 38:28

De,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 38:30

hmm. How do I wanna start this? Well, I guess I'll start by saying that this was my idea, topic, because I feel like witchcraft, magic covens are kind of cult adjacent.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 38:47

It

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 38:48

the topic would make sense for us to

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 38:50

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 38:51

because of like horror

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 38:52

get lumped in by a particular group of people to demonize

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 38:58

Yeah, yeah. Sort of a, uh, select community on the outskirts of society of sorts, you know? I guess. I will go over sort of the foundations of cults and where I'm at, and then I'll kind of get into how I came up with this idea, because how I came up with it is also leading into what my cult is.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 39:24

It felt very out of the blue in the group chat,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 39:27

yeah, it, it struck me. It struck me like, like lightning in a bottle.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 39:33

Love it when that happens.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 39:35

So I have here a quote from very well mind.com. According to the Cult Education Institute, there are specific warning signs to look out for when considering whether a group might be a cult. Cults are characterized by, and there are 10 bullet

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 39:56

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 39:57

Point number one, absolute authoritarianism without accountability. Number two, zero tolerance for criticism or questions. Number three, lack of meaningful financial disclosure regarding the budget. Number four, unreasonable fears about the outside world that often involve evil conspiracies and persecutions. Number five, a belief that former followers are always wrong for leaving and there is never a legitimate reason for anyone else to leave. Number six, abuse of members. Number seven, records, books, articles or programs documenting the abuses of the leader or group. Number eight followers feeling that they are never able to be quote, good enough. Number nine, a belief that the leader is right at all times. And number 10, a belief that the leader is the exclusive means of knowing truth or giving validation. Cults are dangerous because, huh?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 41:03

was just gonna say, all of that literally describes the Catholic church. Every single bullet point describes the Catholic church.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 41:13

Yeah, and that's why I don't fuck with the

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 41:16

Yeah. Capital C, the Pope. Anyway, sorry to cut you off

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 41:21

I think it's funny. He's from Chicago and that's about it.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 41:23

Chile.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 41:24

No, it's fine. The, the rest of the quote is just culture dangerous because they typically rely on deceptive and authoritarian practices to make members dependent on and obedient to the group. Cults often cut members off from other forms of social and financial support and pose both physical and psychological risks to members of the group, which again, still covers the Catholic church. Okay, so. Like what as, and then I'm kind of, I didn't really clean up my notes very much'cause I didn't really know how I wanted to format this. So this is gonna kind of be a little bit all over the place. But I, I figured that I would leave my brainstorming, uh, format to appeal as like, so I can kind of walk you through my process and, and my maniacal stick twisted mind of How I went

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 42:20

got to where we ended.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 42:21

How we, how we got to it. Yeah. then I was thinking, I'm like, okay, what aspects make up a cult? We got coercion. We have a strict belief system, right? We gotta come up with that. Uh, definitely multiple times. We have control. The strict aspect. We gotta be very strict with our control. We have isolation, which is an extension of control. That's why we isolate people. We want to control them. Uh, we have tactical manipulation. Uh, we want to combine fact with fiction and or playing with people's emotions. So we gotta, we gotta kind of warp people's reality of sorts. and, uh, there is of course a powerful leader that everyone else depends on. So, if I were to be a cult leader, what am I trying to convince? What am I selling and what is my manipulation tactic? Okay. And now I went with a classic. I'm sort of going with the role of profit. That is what I decided is going, I'm gonna do. Um, but you also have, uh, I have as a sub bullet point under roll of profit, three options. From there we can go, um, survival slash apocalyptic cult. We have new age spirituality and there is promise of utopia.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 43:41

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 43:42

okay. So I'm going with Promise of Utopia, but there are also flavors of New Age spirituality.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 43:50

I feel like many of those can go hand in hand and overlap with each other.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 43:54

Mm-hmm. So this came about because as you all know, I am professionally a Reiki practitioner and we were kind of hot off of the episode where we recorded about, what's her name? Snake Oil Salesman

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 44:13

Brown.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 44:14

Brown.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 44:15

Sylvia Brown. And. There, and I had a, this is just kind of a sidebar, but it's also related. I had a conversation with one of the owners who does reiki the other day, and I was like, have you noticed like a large influx of new people? Like there's like a new awakening going on. I'm having a lot of people coming in for reiki who've never had reiki who are mentioning that they are, they're, they're like waking up to like a, their spiritual selves. Um, and he said, yeah, probably at least 50% of my clientele right now are new Reiki clients who are waking up to start their spiritual path.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 44:53

The world is a scary place right now. I can totally understand why people are awakening.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 45:00

Yeah. And I am so eternally blessed that I get to, you know, shepherd and help people, on their spiritual path in real life. However, if I'm looking at this from an evil cult leader perspective, it's

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 45:15

rubbing your hands together like a

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 45:16

Little cricket hands.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 45:18

it's, it's like blood in the water to a shark.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 45:20

Yeah. It can be taken advantage of very easily.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 45:24

Yes. The particular day that I sent the message in the group chat to you two, I had a Reiki client and I don't really remember much from the. A session itself, it doesn't matter. But at the very end, when we were doing our post consultation and I'm sort of going over what I found, what I saw, what I recommend, et cetera, et cetera, this particular client was hanging onto every single word that I was saying, looking deep into my eyes. And I had the thought as I was speaking to them. I could tell you anything right now, and you would believe me, you would do anything. And that interaction was what inspired this episode today.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 46:03

Okay.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 46:04

it's, it's scary. It was real in that moment. I was like, I

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 46:09

not abuse that power, in case you were wondering.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 46:13

no, I told them the truth. I told them the truth.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 46:15

on the up and up

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 46:17

For now.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 46:18

Okay. Bullet point number one, under promise of utopia, utilize current position and use it for evil.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 46:25

Step one, become

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 46:27

Step one, step one, become evil. Also, I, I was thinking about it and I think in this hypothetical, alternate dimension, I, I can't be with Michael for whatever reason. Either he. He, I, I am

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 46:41

annoying about it. Oh

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 46:43

wouldn't let me start a cult. Are you joking?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 46:47

He would report you to some someone

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 46:49

Yeah. You would call somebody to deal with it.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 46:53

So, uh, listener discretion. I mean, either if he never existed, we were never together. He died, we divorced. He left me, I left him. You can take your pick. I don't, I don't really care. It doesn't matter. He's not around. I am single. I'm a single individual acting on my own with no responsibility because like, what if I want a little sex pet? You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm a cult leader. I can, you know,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 47:18

I got pick of the litter in my cult. I can take any of

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 47:21

yeah. I want, I need no ties or responsibilities in order to be a cult leader. I need, I don't need a ball and chain.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 47:28

It would really harsh my mellow if I had a husband in this scenario.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 47:32

especially the

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 47:32

If I had a loving husband, I wouldn't need to be in a cult, you know? So alternate ego, like evil version of me is feeling unloved. Probably feels like they need to be in control. And they have this moment that I described to you where they're looking into the eyes of a client. cause, you know, I like alternate version of me also started reiki and massage. Under genuine circumstances, but perhaps there's some undercurrent of insecurity, et cetera, going on. And I look into the eyes of this client and I think I have the same thought. You could do anything right now. I could tell you anything. And I think I start pushing the boundaries a little bit. I think I start, I start saying things maybe, at first over exaggerating things that are the truth. but I'm, I'm essentially on my way to becoming a snake oil salesman. I'm kind of like pushing my, pushing my limits. And I think what I do once I become a little bit more confident that people are like hooked in believing me, that I slowly begin offering spiritually related services outside of work. I'm like, you know what? I think that I need to take this outside. I think maybe I, I promise something. In addition, I say that there's, um, I have more tools or services or something that are not available here. I basically, I need their discretion. I need it to be not attached to my workplace, but I'm stealing from my workplace. The clientele, no, we don't need a paper trail. Maybe I do like a, like a weekly like, ooh, on my day off on like Sundays. Like I host a whatever spiritual event or whatever. Maybe that's how it

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 49:18

so you can fix people.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 49:20

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 49:22

So, yeah, maybe I'm offering a sound bath. Maybe I'm doing like group reiki. Maybe it's like reiki massage. I'm doing healing touch classes or something like that. Those sorts of things that, that would make sense. It would be logical for me to make that step. This is where I started getting scared.'cause I was like, if I was really crazy, like I could do this if I was actually a bad person.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 49:44

It's not that unreasonable.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 49:46

people who do this. There are people in real life who do this. There are, I, that's again, I'm gonna go off on another tangent right now, but, uh, the owner again, who I was talking to, we were talking about how reiki like you're a channeler for like the universal energy. It's not power coming from you. And he told me that he tells his clients, like, if someone tells you otherwise that the power is coming from them, that is how cult start. That is a quote from him. And I would, if I thought to myself, funny enough, I'm actually writing about how I would start a personal cult

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 50:22

I'm brainstorming.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 50:23

on, on that. Yeah. I'm like, I'm actually already working on that cult fictionally.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 50:28

Don't worry. I've got it under control. I'm taking care of

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 50:31

I'm like, funny you should say that. I did not tell him. But anyway, slowly over time I do that. Maybe I do weekly classes. I'm slowly gaining a, a little bit of a cult following. And then I gain trust from my local woo woo community and I gain followers by word of mouth. That's the goal. Because you don't wanna be like too known. You don't

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 50:51

You don't wanna be advertising

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 50:53

Mm-hmm. You gotta know someone,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 50:56

Yeah. It's very exclusive. They don't just let anybody

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 51:01

No, I don't have flyers up. It's simply word of mouth by people, by like

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 51:06

it.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 51:07

mm-hmm. It's'cause it's like that's how you get, like someone you trust. You can put it in the fridge. Thank you so much. My little minion,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 51:14

My little, my little boy toy.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 51:17

my sex puppet.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 51:18

Oh

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 51:19

What that fuck. Well, what the fuck Did you guys hear him?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 51:30

yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 51:30

Yes.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 51:31

Good?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 51:33

I hope that doesn't get cut by studio

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 51:35

sound

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 51:36

know, I know, I hope the studio send Doesn't cut that out. Um, lost my train of thought from sex puppet.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 51:44

Uh,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 51:45

Someone you trust.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 51:47

word of mouth.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 51:49

So yeah, so other people are coming because of people they trust. So that's how you establish like a little tight knit community.'cause everybody kind of knows each other. Everybody has like a link. And if I'm being honest, it's mostly. 40 to 60-year-old white waspy women in my community, that is mostly who's gonna be, a lot of them are either retired or they're stay at home moms. They got like a rich husband somewhere. That's, that's mostly my demographic, and that's who I'm entrapping. And honestly, it's ideal for my grand scheme, my grand plan. so I formed this little group, we're doing this little side project where I'm like, okay, yes, yes. My, my cluster, my group, my people. And you know, we're maybe doing one-on-one where it's like, I mean, obviously with the reiki the way it is now, it's like I know things that I shouldn't know, and then people feel comfortable divulging their personal information to me. We're forming a rapport. You tell me about like your dead mother, your divorce, et cetera, et cetera. We have an emotional attachment. We have an emotional connection. I'm healing you energetically. Like we're pretty entwined. I'm like a regular constant in your life. But these are like rich white women and I'm looking to capitalize and take advantage of them because ultimately the point of a cult in a cult leader in forming this group is to A, have the cult leader feel good about themselves. It's for ego. They want attention, they wanna feel righteous, they want to feel important.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 53:21

wanna feel like God,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 53:23

They wanna feel like God, and at this point I'm probably already feeling pretty good. Like even doing a small local community class thing, like you can feel pretty good, even if you are right to your head, Like even, even like, like Poppy has done taught yoga classes, that feels pretty good. People leaving the class being like, oh my God, that was a great class. That felt, that was, that was great. That can be enough for some people.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 53:46

Not for me. Not

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 53:48

me as a cult leader, not for me as an evil cult

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 53:50

not for evil Sky.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 53:53

Correct. Now I'm at a point where it's like I'm not really doing anything bad or wrong. I'm just kind of extending my natural. I'm like, I've got a side hustle going on basically, and maybe I'm lying to people a little bit. I'm pushing the

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 54:05

And maybe I'm lying a little bit and who hasn't

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 54:11

and maybe I'm like, uh, you actually need to bump up to like seeing me once a week to like three times a week. It's things like that,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 54:19

Oh, you're so broken. You need a lot of attention. You need a lot of

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 54:22

you actually, you actually have a dark attachment to you.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 54:26

Yeah.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 54:27

the only one that can help.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 54:29

But before we go further background, what is my motive? Like why. other than just like, yes, they depend on me. They trust me. That's not necessarily enough. I feel like there almost always is a huge financial aspect in cults. They want money and they're, they have some sort of goal that they're trying to reach, something that they want to do. I'm operating alone. I am the cult leader. Like I'm not, this isn't a group or a community, like I'm the one star, it's a small thing, but there are like pretty like really rich people around that I can take advantage of. Now. What is something, so like what? Like if I had all the money in the world, if I could have rich people fund something for me and I'm a single adult, what would I want to do with my life? If I could, if I could have people pay for me to do whatever I wanted, what would I want? Well, I'd wanna travel. I'd wanna go see the world. And you know what I love? And you know what's, you know what rich people got? They got access to boats, they got boat

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 55:39

Oh my

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 55:40

money.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 55:42

And you know what

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 55:42

third, fourth houses.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 55:43

just want a boat.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 55:45

And you know what I

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 55:46

all this for a boat?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 55:48

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 55:48

Is all this just for going on a cruise?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 55:52

bitch. I got a cruise cult. This is a cruise cult.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 55:57

Oh God. We're taking it out to sea.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 55:59

you gotta get'em away from their families.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 56:02

That's the ultimate isolation. You literally cannot leave on my cruise ship.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 56:08

And it gets worse

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 56:10

Ow. That's already so bad.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 56:14

And I love, and I, and I would want, like, we would probably leave, you know, we're on the east coast, we'd like go down, we'd, we'd hit like the central, no, probably like, probably well realistically, we'd probably have to leave from like North Carolina or something. Maybe Georgia from the East coast, just based on like, I have to convince these

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 56:38

it would be really easy to like get more people

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 56:43

I've really thought about like what I have to convince these white women to do

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 56:47

Oh my God, I'm getting kind of nervous that this is actually gonna happen someday. Now

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 56:50

It's not going to happen. It's not going

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 56:53

I'm not gonna do it. I pro I'm not gonna do it. I'm just thinking about it a lot.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 57:00

It's scary, like what these people would do for me. It's scary what they do do for me without me asking them to, anyway, where am I at?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 57:09

This is fucked up, dude. You're putting them on a boat. put them into the open ocean.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 57:15

Yeah. And I'm doing worse maniacal things than that, but I have to get into it.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 57:19

this is a really bad, uh, way to convince me to ever go on a cruise, by the way.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 57:25

Oh, I knew that you weren't gonna join my cult. I

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 57:28

not.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 57:29

But imagine, imagine your Reiki practitioner and you, and you love her and like you're, you guys all get together and a little

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 57:39

I already do.'cause it's you and you're one of my best friends.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 57:43

and she's so powerful and she knows everything. And you guys get together to fun. It's like, oh my God. And what if we went on a vacation? Oh my God, we went to like, The Bahamas and all of the girls got together. But also, I'll get into it. what do I have here? Where did I leave off on my bullet points? Niche services could include something like promising specific contact with ancient ancestors duties, extra terrestrials, et cetera, and channeling them all while maybe under the influence of drugs, them being under the influence of drugs is what I'm

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 58:16

Absolutely.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 58:17

Uh, encouraging psychedelics, et cetera. I say encouraging psychedelics, but I've rethought about it, and I think that I actually need to secretly slip it to them through like a hot tea or something, like a little bit of a tincture. I think

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 58:29

So they, feel like they're having some kind of crazy spiritual experience.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 58:32

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 58:33

Yeah. So that way, even if they were to go to a different reiki practitioner, they would have a, a, a less significant quote unquote experience. Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 58:42

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 58:43

Um, and pushing my propaganda the whole time, yada, yada, yada, et cetera. Of course. Uh, essentially just slowly gaining trust, upping the ante, and impressing more and more people to ultimately get them eating outta the poem in my hand. Uh, okay, next bullet point. Fear mongering colon,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 59:01

mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 59:04

uh, needing specific circumstances in order to quote unquote accurately read IE giving an outlet to place blame on followers for quote, messing up the protocol, should a message come through incorrectly. Okay, so if I'm upping the ante, I'm saying more and more crazy things to them. Now we're placing blame, and so if something doesn't come true, I can then, I can kind of sniff out like a rat and say like, well, you didn't do the ritual with us correctly, and you actually infiltrated, like influenced it to be

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 59:36

You didn't give enough money.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 59:37

a troublemaker.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 59:39

correct, forced penance. Probably something with blood needing to repay, quote unquote the beings with personal life force or something. We, that was a huge jump.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 59:51

Whoa, Hold on.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 59:53

Yeah. I started talking about the beings. I think I kinda latched onto this idea of the extraterrestrial

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:00:00

Mm-hmm. You're channeling, you're channeling

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:00:03

I'm channeling.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:00:04

Higher beings, upper vibrational,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:00:07

again the Pope.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:00:10

Yeah, I think that this is a good

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:00:12

You're kind of becoming the Pope with it.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:00:15

I, okay, so in my mind, in my mind, okay, you guys are with me with where we're at now with, with the group, I'm sort of also, no, we're not on the ship yet, but I am becoming more and more powerful and I'm maybe slipping

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:00:35

more. You're becoming greedy.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:00:37

Yeah. Like my, I'm, I'm be like, my power's expanding. And also now, like I, I probably breadcrumb it a little bit, but I'm getting and receiving messages from what I called the beings. I didn't name them. I, I couldn't come up with a name, but they are extraterrestrials and I, and this is where the prophet comes in, like I am the chosen one. They talk to me. I have all the information. This is where I become the maniacal cult leader who knows everything. And it's like, that's how I get on all my information about you guys, yada, yada, yada. You have to come to me for information. But maybe I like, have like a couple that I like, give them a little bit of hope where I'm like, I, they, they told me that I can teach you, I can extend this to you if you do what I tell you to, et cetera, et cetera. The travel aspect comes in where I tell them once I get them to believe me and they believe in the beings, whoever they are, that I have to go to different geographical locations to receive my next message. So sort of like volcanic or mountaintops things that I need to get like quote unquote better reception or something like that.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:01:54

quote unquote,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:01:56

Yes. And

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:01:57

cruise. Mm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:01:59

we're not, we're going to warm, we're we're, we're kind of going into Caribbean. we're we're going down Central America, maybe Northern South America. Um, this, this, by the way, this cult not gonna last more than six or eight months. It's not gonna make it. And I'll and I'll get

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:02:15

It's gonna burn fast.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:02:16

Yes, I'll get into why, but The reason why we're on a boat, and we're not just flying around everywhere is because I get a message from the beings that they have that like brother race or something that are essentially. An atlantian kind of race, they're in the ocean. And I convinced them that because the earth is like 75% water, like we're gonna have a better chance if we're out at sea versus being on land. Like we're gonna have a better chance at meeting them or talking to them and get to this utopia that I promised them. Like the, the beings are telling me how they can expand their mind, expand their consciousness, and receive utopia. And now we're outta sea because they're, they're sea sea like, uh, extra terrestrial

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:03:06

connection. The land blocks the signal.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:03:10

And also 5G. So no cell phones.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:03:13

Of course, the 5G has to get sprinkled in in there.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:03:17

Uh, well I have to isolate them. They can't be posting on social

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:03:20

absolutely. Not

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:03:22

They can't tell people where they are now. Now? Yes.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:03:26

has to get a divorce before you join my cult. I'm so sorry.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:03:30

That kind of fries. The six to eight month timeline, though. They just gotta, we're just going on vacation.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:03:36

Alright. What's the next bullet point? Having members keep secret. Tell them you have knowledge the government wants to know or something. And then I put D six potential cult names. Something like the government can already get to the fifth dimension and the sixth dimension is where we're working on going to ultimately that's the utopia, uh, to rejoin with the beings name pending and live in utopia. But if you tell anyone, then we risk being

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:04:02

announced.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:04:04

to be announced. Um, and having the government find out about the beings and kill them, like the gover, if the government finds out that we're in contact, they'll kill us and them or something.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:04:15

This is like highly confidential information we're not supposed to be having and sharing

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:04:19

Yeah. And obviously this gets revealed slowly over time. Like I have

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:04:22

Yeah. You can't come out of the gate like that.'cause that sounds crazy. You gotta breadcrumb them to that point.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:04:32

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Obviously I'm the only one who's able to communicate with the beings, as we've

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:04:37

I'm the prophet.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:04:39

uh, with promise to communicate with the beings, to maybe let special select few, learn how to communicate with them, and then in parentheses, keep them on the hook behaving, like I said, like having, telling a couple people, like

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:04:52

you have to do penance.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:04:55

Mm-hmm. You have to do pendants and pendants on a cruise ship walking the plank. Unfortunately,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:04:59

my God.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:05:00

Oh, fuck

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:01

the ship.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:05:02

We're just killing people now.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:04

Yep. And there is, okay, we're on the cruise ship. I did name the cruise ship. I decided to name it silla,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:05:10

Okay. And

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:11

like the mythological creature,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:05:13

Remind me who that is. Who's that?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:15

uh, water nymph that got cursed. To have like six dragon heads is also the origin of the phrase between a rock and a hard place.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:05:26

Odyssey.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:28

Yes.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:05:28

Yes. That

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:30

It's like a water drag. It's

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:05:32

Yeah. Epic. The musical is making a little cameo in your cult.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:37

say it, but yes. It's sort of a nod to, um, my, my corruption.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:05:45

Also, like you can tie in like six dimensions. Six heads, the

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:52

you're with

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:05:53

6, 6. 6. Now I understand the mindset. I see.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:05:59

you. Thank you so much.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:06:01

Not good. Not a good place to be.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:06:03

It's sort of a warning, like when you aboard the cruise ship silla, if you know the tail,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:06:09

These waspy white women don't know the tail

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:06:11

eggs everywhere. They've never read the Odyssey.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:06:15

obviously there's a cast system of work on the ship.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:06:17

obviously.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:06:19

Obviously I have like select chosen people, like everybody on the ship has a job. They work in hopes to gain my favor, yada yada. People can raise and

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:06:29

devoted are you?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:06:31

their ranking. Yes, we're doing different rituals. I'm keeping them on the hook, I'm keeping them baited, et cetera. Some people's rooms are nicer than others, though. Some people have to bunk together, you know, better behave. Do you want to go to utopian, the sixth dimension or

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:06:47

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:06:48

That's up to you.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:06:49

Big question. How do we make our money? Cruise ship costs a lot of money. That's millions of dollars,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:06:54

a cruise ship, it's very expensive.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:06:57

well, like I said, rich people, they got access to boats. They, they sailboat, they yacht. However, that's

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:07:03

Mm-hmm. That

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:07:05

But you know what rich people like to do? They like to like squirrel and hide away their money. They got like, they got resources. They know people, they can get deals, they have assets, they have deals. I reinforce isolation if I feel okay. I didn't write it down, but.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:07:21

keep going off these terrible like manipulation tactics, like a little check, like a laundry list of like isolate, fear, monger, yada, yada, yada. Got that.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:07:32

Check, check, check.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:07:33

Mm-hmm. Okay. So obviously at this point, like I need to have, I need to have my own guys, I have to have like financial advisors. I have offshore bank accounts

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:07:44

a cult is a business.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:07:47

Yes. And I'm going to such great lengths, such as convincing these poor people to sign over their social security to

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:07:56

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:07:57

And they're mostly older.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:07:59

Yeah. Because I'm like, well, why would you need social security if you're gonna be living in Utopia? We

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:08:03

to Utopia. Yeah. You don't need money in utopia.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:08:07

Yeah. Oh, your husband is rich and you guys have a shared bank account. Drain it. Send it to

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:08:12

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:08:13

it to me.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:08:15

Boats ain't cheap. I

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:08:17

boats ain't cheap. There are hundreds of millions of dollars I need the money.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:08:21

The gas alone.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:08:23

The gas alone. Uh, and like my offshore bank account guy, he's, he's a weird underground black market investor, obviously. He's, he's, he's cranking it up. I'm getting social security from these people and their social security is huge'cause their husbands are like senators or whatever. Like they're, you know, they're big important people. So that's where the money's coming from. But because I'm draining people's social security accounts and they're important white men that they're probably married to, like, they're gonna find out and tell the government, the CIA and the FBI are gonna get involved and we're gonna get pulled over by the Coast Guard

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:08:57

Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:08:58

We're gonna get arrested.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:09:00

we're gonna get

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:09:00

And they're gonna find out that you made people walk the plank and Yeah. Then

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:09:04

Yeah.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:09:05

and then you, you're an international water, so where do you even go to prison? Where, what

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:09:10

I don't know, like Columbia or something. Like, I don't know what they're

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:09:12

know. They just send you to the moon. They're like, ah, it's out of our jurisdiction to space with you.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:09:20

but I at least get to go like like

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:09:22

You get a boat for a

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:09:24

I get a boat and I get to go traveling and I get to go

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:09:27

have a nice long vacation.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:09:29

Oh yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:09:30

least for a

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:09:31

lackies and servants, so you genuinely don't have to do

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:09:35

and then, you know, when you're, when you're in prison. You can keep it up. Like I'm sure you can convince some of the other inmates that

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:09:42

That's just new soil

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:09:44

that you won't be able to get as much money, but you can get them commissary points, you can get that ramen.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:09:50

you can, you can start making factions within the

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:09:54

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:09:55

Yeah. So I feel like in the news, like obviously I wouldn't name our group, but we would be called the D six Cruise Cult when referred to

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:10:04

The, the YouTube video essays that would come out about this, oh my God. They'd be hours long and I'd watch it.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:10:13

Do you have any questions? Poppy, would you join my cult?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:10:17

Um, I don't know. I don't think this is one that I would join.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:10:21

love a cruise

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:10:22

I do love a

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:10:23

You don't think that you would like get reiki and like have like a nice spiritual experience and like, I feel like,'cause you'd be there for like

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:10:29

Go down,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:10:30

baths and stuff at the

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:10:31

Yeah. On the timeline. It's the timeline for me. If it's only six months. Yeah. If it's only six months, I don't think you'd get me. If it, if it was a, like a longer game

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:10:43

well, I'm not promising. I, I'm telling you that it would only last six months in reality, but I'm promising people forever.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:10:51

Oh yes, I know. But it would take me longer than six months to get to the point where I would join

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:10:56

Oh, I don't, I don't, I never, I don't think I specified how long it would take for me to get

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:01

Oh, okay.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:11:02

It's not

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:03

perhaps. I, I'm more

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:11:05

when she gets the yacht.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:07

I'm more of a

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:11:07

the when the six months countdown

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:09

like a commune kind of deal.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:11:12

but it's a commune on a cruise ship.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:15

eh, it's not the same.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:11:17

Okay.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:17

not the same. It's, it's great. It's a good cult. It's just, it's just not for me. I do like it. I do like it. It's just not for me.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:11:24

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:11:25

I didn't think I could get Poppy to say no to a cult that I invented.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:11:29

On a boat, no less.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:31

not the target demographic, I don't think.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:11:34

fair. Yeah, that's fair. I don't, you don't have enough money for me, honestly.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:39

Yeah. I I don't have boat

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:11:41

Oh

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:11:42

No, you're not poor, but you don't have

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:44

I can afford a room,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:11:45

money.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:11:46

Yeah, you could book a cabin.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:11:49

Mm-hmm.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:11:50

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:11:51

Okay. You can meet us in Cancun or whatever.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:11:53

You're just on a different cruise ship and you're both at like the same port and going and what's going on over on that fucking boat.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:12:00

It's just a bunch of like stinky, hippie old white ladies

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:12:04

Their, I, their pupils are just fucking blown out from micro-dosing. LSD.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:12:11

Yeah. And obviously I got a drug guy. That's why, that's part of the reason why we're gonna Mexico, you know? We gotta go there to,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:12:17

Gotta pick it up.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:12:18

yeah. I think, we'll, we will burn bright, but for a very short amount of time.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:12:22

Mm-hmm. But what a six months you'll have at sea.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:12:27

Yeah. I'm, I, I certainly, it'll be less than a year. Like I'll, I'll get found out pretty quickly because I'm fucking with people's social security.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:12:35

Yeah. And if the Coast Guard, if the Coast Guard gets you, you're

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:12:39

I'm on a big used cruise ship called

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:12:42

the Coast Guard?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:12:44

in a cruise ship. No. no,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:12:46

What about like a regular shit or like a jet ski or something? Can you outrun the, is

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:12:51

I don't know. I don't know how fast they go.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:12:54

I feel like you'd run out of gas on like a jet

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:12:56

Yeah, you

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:12:57

And they like have backup. It would be harder to evade them in the open ocean than it is on like a street with

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:13:05

You'd honestly have a better shot. Like in like a rowboat or something. Like something like hand paddle.'cause they, they're not gonna find you the smaller it

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:13:12

They'd have, they'd have people search an ally.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:13:15

down little inlets and things.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:13:17

now, I do wanna be clear, the cruise ship that I'm on is not like carnival sized.'cause I don't have a large cul, like it's like a small cruise ship.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:13:24

rooms. Yeah.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:13:26

are rooms for activities.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:13:29

Yeah. They're for the, the regular rituals and stuff that I'm doing to commune with the beings.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:13:37

Each room has a specific purpose.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:13:40

Do you have like crew hired, like people that are gonna cook for you on the crews staff? no,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:13:46

no, it's the ca there's a cast system in the cult. If you're around, you're, you're in the cult. Everybody has a position. Everyone has duties that they have to fill within the, So, I mean, it's sort of one of those things where it's like it's keeping you on the hook. cause if you're, if you're in the making dinner, like you're trying to like work your way up the ranks to. Maybe throw somebody else under the bus to not have to do that anymore, et cetera, et cetera. It's a no, no. I, I wouldn't be able to trust a crew

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:14:17

Outside of the cult. Absolutely not. Damn, dude, that's fucked up of you. Why'd you do that?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:14:23

Now we just gotta get rid of Michael.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:14:25

Yeah. It was like, I, I had that moment with that client, and then it just, like, all of that just zapped into my brain, and I

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:14:30

And you went, oh, no,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:14:32

if?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:14:33

you saw like an alternate path to its fruition in like a split second, and you said, damn, I cannot do that.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:14:41

And, but instead, I texted the group chat and I said, ha ha, what if,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:14:45

What if I made content out of this?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:14:47

So, yeah, that's my, that's my cult. The D six cruise ship.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:14:51

Wow.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:14:53

snaps.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:14:55

Thanks. I know, I guess earlier when I was like, no, mine's not that fleshed out. I, I, it is, it's pretty

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:15:04

You had an entire timeline built.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:07

Oh, yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:15:08

You had like an end date prepared.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:11

well, I'm just being realistic because I know,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:15:14

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:15

I could get it off the ground

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:15:17

Oh

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:17

and in the ocean. We can get, we can, we can

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:15:20

I can get it off the ground into the water.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:23

the water, but once we're in the water, it's kind of tricky there because people might start going mad. We're doing drugs. And again, as time goes on, a lot, millions of dollars have been drained from bank accounts. And people are gonna start to put the, the pieces

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:15:38

Husbands are looking for him.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:15:40

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:40

like 20 wives have gone missing. You know, like it's from, from one area, maybe.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:15:45

Yeah. After showing concerning like personality changing behavior and all that. Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:51

Yeah. Like, it's like I'm not gonna get away with it. I,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:15:53

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:15:54

No, absolutely not.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:55

but they'll have to find me first.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:15:56

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:15:57

catch me first. Bitch. I'm in the ocean.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:16:00

I'm on a boat, bitch.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:16:02

yeah, I'm in the um, the Bermuda Triangle. Come get me.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:16:11

All right. So I've got a little game for us to

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:16:16

oh,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:16:16

and we're, we're kind of designing our own cults, uh, but today we're going to play MASH cult edition.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:16:27

Oh.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:16:27

Oh no. And you have to join whatever the results are. You have to join though.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:16:33

so I have, there are six questions. I figure we all come up with one answer for each question, and then we'll go through and play and play mash. you guys know how MASH works? I'm assuming our, our listeners know too. MASH stands for Mansion, apartment Shack House, I think. And it's like a school yard, paper and pencil game where you write out options for each category. Like type of house I'll live in, who am I gonna marry, what's my job gonna be? How many kids will I have? And then you pick a number and cross off, you know, you process of elimination till you get to your answer. So, so that's what

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:17:12

Well, you did the spiral thing,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:17:14

Yeah. Yeah. I figure we'll just pick a number though,'cause we're across the country

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:17:20

Yeah. We don't have the physical,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:17:24

Um, so I'm gonna paste these six things into our discord. We'll take a moment, everyone comes up with one, and then we will, we'll play from there. Yeah. So the, the six categories we've got your founding prophecy, like what's the thing that all of the members are waiting for to happen? Like what's the, what's the outside pressure, you know, cult headquarters. Where are you based out of devotee, uniform? What are all of your members gonna wear? Yeah, we're putting

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:17:55

Shit, I love a uniform.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:17:58

Okay.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:17:59

or practice is just some kind of ritual that the cult does together. You know, whether it's, like Sky was saying, like blood atonement, for example. Um, number five, what the public thinks, like what's the public opinion of the cult. And then finally, number six, what's the eventual fate? What's gonna happen?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:18:25

This sucks.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:18:29

To my, to me, I know that it's gonna be like we get different answers, but to me, this is all one cult because of all of my answers.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:18:35

Yeah,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:18:36

Like all of my

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:18:37

I am. I have a, like a running theme of like, okay, this is the cult in its entirety, so it's gonna be fascinating to see how it

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:18:46

Like when it gets, when it gets, like

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:18:48

Yeah. When it gets mashed up.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:18:52

uh, I'm still working on their fate. like,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:18:56

The fate came so easily to me. I was like, of course. Of course it has to be this.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:19:03

They die. They're dead.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:19:07

They're dead. They've been dead for 30 years. It's been a while since I played Mash. I don't exactly remember the flow of

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:19:17

yeah. So we'll have three op, each of us will have one option in each category.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:19:21

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:19:23

I need to make sure I didn't pick the same thing as either of you guys. Whoa,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:19:29

hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:19:30

the fate was obvious to you.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:19:35

Yeah, dude. What you're gonna tell me I'm wrong,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:19:41

I just feel like it went from zero to a hundred. Reading all of yours.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:19:45

a lot of cult reveals, often do,

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:19:47

does barefoot is legal mean?

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:19:51

barefoot is legal, is those people that are so against having to be told to wear shoes that like they will cut the soles out of their shoes to go into businesses and be like, I'm wearing shoes, but like I'm secretly

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:20:07

Okay.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:20:07

you.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:20:09

Okay. I, we both had weird but harmless, so I will change.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:20:15

Mine was, we don't talk about it. We just don't talk about it because it's like taboo.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:20:21

Yeah. You don't talk about the groundhog.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:20:24

Especially in like Kansas City, Missouri. People would be like, yeah, we don't talk about, we don't talk about that.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:20:32

No, we, it just happens, but like we don't try to give it more attention than

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:20:38

And that's why, and that's why, the fate of it is forgotten and unknown because people are like, I, we just don't keep

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:20:44

Yeah. We are just kind of hoping it'll like go away on its own

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:20:48

it'll fizzle out. It's just a phase. They're just, he's going through something. Yeah. Something about they go out in the

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:20:56

Potato sack.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:20:58

but wearing potato sack waiting

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:20:59

Not that far off from my uniform.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:21:02

I know I almost changed mine, but I feel like potato sack is specific.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:21:06

different.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:21:07

It's also like holes are cut out. It's almost like a tunic, you know, maybe they have like a little belt. Okay. For mash, if I remember correctly, like I was just saying, when you roll a number, you count that many times and then you cross that option out until you have one option per category. Correct?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:21:29

Yes, that's right.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:21:30

I, okay. So I sky have a D six and I'm gonna roll for the first cult. And then Poppy, who's in control of this, will do the counting and crossing out. Um, who would like to have their cult discovered first? I feel like maybe river, because I just did my cult. And this is Poppy's segment. Unless Poppy, you want to do your cult first?

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:21:51

Nope. It doesn't matter to me. We'll do river first,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:21:54

River, I am now rolling. Your number,

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:21:57

call, I can't wait to see what it is.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_2_03-01-2026_102204 1:21:59

number four.

mommy-host815_2_03-01-2026_102206 1:22:00

number four. And before, before we start crossing off, I'll read the options for each category.

silly-goose-mcgee_2_03-01-2026_102232 1:22:06

Mm-hmm.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:22:07

okay. The categories

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:22:09

I.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:22:10

for founding Prophecy, we have secretly nefarious New Age, walking Dead, zombie Apocalypse, and Animal Messiah groundhog.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:22:20

Specifically.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:22:21

cult headquarters, there's underground compound Pacific Northwest and Kansas City, Missouri. Devotee, uniform, nudist, all hemp, everything. Potato sack, ritual or practice. Dissenters slowly become zombies if they act up. Barefoot is legal and meditating naked in a field. What the public thinks. Hated by the public, especially religious organizations. Weird but harmless and we don't talk about it. And then finally, eventual fate of the cult forgotten slash unknown public explosion following the reveal of sex crimes within the cult and shootout with the FBI. And we've rolled our numbers. River is four. Poppy is five, sky is six. And so I'll go through and quickly, uh, quickly do the do and then we'll come back.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:23:23

Puts in elevator music. Do do.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:23:33

I put in like a royalty free spa meditation track.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:23:39

Okay. Are you guys ready?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:23:42

Drum roll.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:23:44

Rivers cult. We've got the founding prophecy Animal Messiah, Groundhog. So there's a, the groundhog is gonna save the fucking world. Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:23:56

Yeah.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:23:57

They live in the Pacific Northwest. The cult has gathered there. They all wear potato sacks,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:24:04

Nice.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:24:06

barefoot all the time, all day, every day. They got them dogs out. They got them. They call'em hogs though. They call'em hogs

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:24:14

For the groundhog?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:24:15

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:24:17

Uh, what the public thinks, we don't talk about it and then. Eventual fate of the cult shoot out with the FBI

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:24:27

Damn.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:24:28

crazy.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:24:28

and yet we don't talk

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:24:30

shit up

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:24:30

Yeah. So what's, what's the name of this cult?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:24:35

God, with all that. gotta be hog related.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:24:40

It's gotta be hog related or like the grounders or something. Grounding. I mean, you guys are grounding barefoot a lot.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:24:47

yeah, I don't know if

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:24:48

what? About

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:24:49

lings is already taken

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:24:52

grounding hogs?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:24:53

grounding hogs.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:24:55

honk,

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:24:56

I kind of like it,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:24:57

that. I like that.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:24:59

the grounding hogs. Okay.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:25:02

But the FBI busting in

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:25:04

the FBI says

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:25:05

sack.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:25:05

Yeah. You're, they're, I don't know you're gonna.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:25:10

They said barefoot is not legal.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:25:13

You must be doing something with the whole

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:25:16

What do you think they did to get the FBI involved?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:25:20

it could be

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:25:23

Money.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:25:23

any sort of numerous crimes or like abductions or something like

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:25:27

Oh yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:25:29

Yeah,

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:25:30

be like a mass suicide thing, like the groundhogs go underground for

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:25:36

And we must follow

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:25:38

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:25:39

Maybe there's like a sleeping pill, like

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:25:42

Ooh. Gotta hibernate. And when you wake up,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:25:44

or people are being buried. Maybe you're burying people

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:25:48

Against their

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:25:49

like live burials. Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:25:50

Yeah. The Pacific Northwest is crazy. Who knows what goes on up there.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:25:56

Wet

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:25:57

place. Very wet.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:25:59

Okay. Poppy's Cult. My cult. Our founding prophecy is as Wayne Zim Bruski. Wolf, Rick foretold the walking dead zombie apocalypse is coming, the zombies are coming. Uh, are we are headquartered in Kansas City, Missouri. Everybody wears potato sacks much like the, the grounding hogs. Uh, it's, you know, cheap, easy. The zombies can't, can't catch us. If we're, you know, I don't know, maybe we're free balling down there.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:26:36

Yeah.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:26:36

Um. Ritual. We, we often meditate naked in fields, maybe to hone our, senses so that we'll be able to hear the zombies coming once the apocalypse comes. what does the public think about us? Weird but harmless, they're like, ah, they're not, they're not hurting anybody until. The eventual fate of the cult is revealed. Um, there's a public explosion following the reveal of sex crimes within the cult.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:27:09

Ooh, you hate to

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:27:11

yeah. So there's,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:27:12

You know, a guy who loves zombies is like

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:27:15

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:27:16

fucking bitches in his cult.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:27:17

Yeah.'cause they gotta repopulate the earth.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:27:20

That's right. They need, they need people to fight against the zombies.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:27:26

so what's the name? We could just go with the arc, like my proposal from my would be

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:27:33

It's not bad.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:27:35

Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:27:36

I feel like it's, it's still pretty relevant to this new cult.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:27:40

And yet you still ended up with the arc

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:27:42

And I still ended up with the arc.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:27:43

It all comes back to the arc.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:27:46

Alright. Then we've got Skies cult. Uh, much like her Cruise cult, sky's cult is founded on, uh, it's a secretly nefarious new age cult.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:27:58

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:27:59

Woo.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:28:00

they're, they're cult headquarters. They live in an underground compound. So they're all, they're all down there. They all wear hemp. Everything is hemp, even their undies, which is really uncomfortable.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:28:14

Scratchy.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:28:15

Ritual or practice, if you start acting up, if you start dissenting and disrespecting the cult leader, you're slowly becoming a zombie, like you're becoming a zombie. We need to reverse

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:28:26

How. Does that work? Exactly The speed of which you transform. Okay.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:28:34

you, maybe if you give some more

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:28:36

don't ask

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:28:36

it's, it's very us versus them. You know what I'm

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:28:39

Mm-hmm.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:28:40

wanna be a zombie? You wanna, you're

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:28:42

No, I don't.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:28:43

you keep acting like that. what the public thinks they are hated by the public, but especially by religious organizations, probably because of the whole end of the world aspect.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:28:56

Well, new age spiritualism.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:28:58

Yeah. That too.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:29:00

religious people, they don't, they don't like that very much.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:03

And then eventual fate of the cult. Forgotten, unknown. Nobody. You know

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:29:08

We're underground. We just die under there.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:10

yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:29:10

I

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:29:12

Causing a big old stink and then it just fizzles out.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:15

So what are you guys called?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:29:17

I feel like it's like mystic something, you know?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:22

order of the mystic something.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:29:25

the order of the Mystic Underground

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:27

Ooh. Kind of like that.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:29:29

I like that.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:31

Oh, okay. Well, good job guys.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:29:35

Good

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:35

Thanks for playing. Quick, little, quick little segment.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:29:39

Thanks for always making us a little game. You know,

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:41

love a little game.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:29:42

game. Thank you Game Master Poppy for always bringing me a little game to play.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:29:47

That's what I do.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:29:49

And now, in a way, another game

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:29:51

I know we just get to maybe create a whole nother new fleshed out

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:29:57

We get to help river flesh out their cult. Okay. So River, if you wouldn't mind just giving us the bones and skeleton of what you already had, and then we can kind of take the, uh, from my segment, sort of the fundamentals of a cult and maybe some of the options from the game we just played. Give us a skeleton that you're already working with and then we can kind of pick apart. Maybe some inspiration that has occurred throughout the episode, and we can kind of help you flush it out a little bit.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:30:24

Yes, yes. I've got like the, I've got solid points that I was like, that's good. I like that. Ooh, let's explore that. I just didn't have time to really come up with like a leader or like an end goal or like a fate of the cult.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:30:42

As a cult leader, I'm here to help you and guide you.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:30:45

Thank you. Thank you for that. And I also wasn't, when I was daydreaming and creating this imaginary cult, in my mind I wasn't like, I'm either the leader or like I'm a member of it. I was just like, and what if this existed somewhere and what if like people were

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:31:03

there is a cult.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:31:05

Yeah. Just somewhere out there that is like operating under this like ethos.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:31:11

you know what? There probably is.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:31:13

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised. This would probably be falling under more of like a, it could very easily be co-opted as like a new age spirituality cult. But I was like, what if there was a cult about sleep and sleeping and what if

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:31:37

Oh, RO cult.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:31:40

Ro sort of, and I was like, and what if people had, uh, like certain ideas about the hierarchy of like what brainwaves you get during your sleep, like that puts you higher or lower on the totem pole. And what if people were arguing over lucid versus non lucid dreaming? And if that counts towards like your sleep score for back lack of a better term.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:32:08

Oh, like an aura ring or a Fitbit, like

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:32:10

Yeah, something like, like there are, like, you are hooked up to like a,

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:32:14

You gotta put your cap on before bed every night.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:32:17

You have to put your cap on before bed and it's like, well the, the benefits of like delta versus theta brainwaves during sleep and which one is better?'cause they both serve two different purposes and

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:32:30

Yeah, and then you can get into like a weird health MLM kind of territory

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:32:34

saying because one of my other points is like the equivalent of doping in sports for them would be like secretly taking sleep aids and herbs to like promote rest and like getting deeper sleep.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:32:47

Or just physical exhaustion throughout the day, like

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:32:49

Oh yeah,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:32:50

working out really, really

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:32:51

they make them run on treadmills.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:32:53

Just something like that. Just to like get the best sleep you can and like feel more

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:32:59

ketamine right before bed or something crazy.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:33:01

some shit. They're just like a mainlining camile tea before bed. And I was also like, would it, wouldn't it be like so fun and crazy if like the secret shadow leader was the cosmic fish at the end of the day?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:33:16

no.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:33:17

Like, wouldn't that be like tonally very appropriate for

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:33:20

the cosmic fish sort of like. Okay, so maybe it starts with somebody who does lucid dream or something right? Or has, is very good at dreaming. Do you think that the cosmic fish is then being sort of the, the worm in the ear of this lucid dreamer and then actively during

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:33:38

they're using the vessel of the person to affect the material world to possibly get something that they

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:33:47

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:33:48

want.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:33:49

Mm. There's sort of being a puppet master of sorts.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:33:52

Secret shadow leader. Yes. Where like there is a human tangible vessel who is like the mouthpiece that everyone Exactly,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:34:00

But at night they have to go and they have to go and report to the cosmic

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:34:04

exactly. Yes. You. You see my vision. You understand my vision. Thank you. As a cult

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:34:11

my cult. I've got my cult goggles on right now.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:34:15

And I was just playing in that space and I was like, that'd be kind of fucked up. Huh? And then I went to sleep.'cause I was always thinking

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:34:22

you went to sleep.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:34:22

before I was going to bed. And I've been having some crazy intricate dreams for

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:34:27

seen the Cosmic fish?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:34:28

Never, thankfully.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:34:30

Every time you mention the cosmic fish, I think about that one Tumblr comic. Do you know the one?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:34:37

There's so many that I've seen. You have

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:34:38

The one with like the goldfish?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:34:41

yeah. I vaguely remember it.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:34:44

Where it's like, hold on, I'll have to find it real quick. You

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:34:47

Oh, good luck finding a fucking comic from tumblr.com.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:34:52

it's like the fish is like up or something and someone comments. I think you went to

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:34:57

Oh yeah, I, I actually do know that one.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:35:01

course you do. It's from the golden

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:35:04

spent a lot of time on Tumblr. Come on man. It had good posts for a

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:35:09

Yeah, I don't think I've actually talked about the cosmic fish on the podcast. I've

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:35:14

not, I thought you were gonna do the second roci episode before this one and you would've gone more into depth about the co uh, cosmic fish. But I like it. Just in my head I was like, of course the cosmic fish has to be involved in this somehow, some way. It just wouldn't make sense otherwise.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:35:34

its eye is turning toward us because we're

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:35:37

No,

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:35:37

it.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:35:39

we're all gonna get visited tonight. We're all gonna have the exact same dream

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:35:43

I've been having insane dreams. I had a dream last night where I was like on an American idol stage with a bunch of animals and all of the animals heads were turned really sharply to the right and they were just kind of stuck like that. And then at the end of the stage. And it's like an open air stage and we're in space and the night sky is behind us and at the very end of this, of the stage, there's a rhinoceros whose head is curved to the left instead of the right. And all of the animals are making fun of him. Yeah, but he's, he just like owns it. He's like my, my neck is engaged and I don't care that I'm looking to the left. And you guys are looking to the right.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:36:23

I can see shit you can't even

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:36:25

Yeah, and then I went over to him and I started petting him and he turned into a giant golden retriever that I rode.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:36:31

Aw, that's sweet. That's fun. That's one of the more fun dreams you told me about recently. I like that.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:36:37

The artistic composition. it is, you're in a dark office. This is, I think this is like regurgitated. This isn't the original post.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:36:47

It's a copy of a copy.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:36:48

It's a copy of a copy. This was originally someone's dream, uh, in a dark office. Reality feels stretched. Only source of illumination is a fish tank. The fish looks at you grinning with human looking teeth and says, you've been here a while. Wake up before you forget how to.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:37:05

Ugh. Oh, I got chills.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:37:07

gives me cosmic fish energy

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:37:09

Yeah,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:37:10

the human teeth. Every time I remember it, it's like, oh God. And it's

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:37:15

you've been here a while.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:37:16

reach the eyes.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:37:18

see in, in my cosmic fish dream, it was Michael that was telling me to wake up.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:37:22

Mm-hmm.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:37:23

in the, in the second. Oh, listeners, in the next Oh Romancey

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:37:27

nice little preview. You can learn about what the fuck the cosmic fish

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:37:32

I'm planning to talk about, um, like dream guides and dream, uh, divination more.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:37:40

Mm-hmm.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:37:40

Rather than just generally like what ancy was like in episode four. Uh, and we will get into the cosmic fish then.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:37:48

We

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:37:49

Hang tight. Anyway, back to, back to the, the cult.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:37:52

to the call. So do you guys have any like input or ideas to,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:37:57

We need like, like in my, um,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:38:00

because there's not

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:38:01

the foundations.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:38:03

game in sight

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:38:05

Okay. So.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:38:06

figured

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:38:07

does the cosmic fish want? What is, well, the cosmic fish telling this dreamer to do, get people to sleep? Is she trying to encourage lucid dreaming to have more people encounter the cosmic fish because she wants to infect more people? Like,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:38:24

Mm-hmm. Spread her influence.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:38:27

being a suicide cult with like the eternal sleep at the end.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:38:31

oh, like,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:38:32

People forget how to wake up.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:38:34

Mm-hmm.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:38:35

Yeah. Like she eats their soul or something like that.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:38:38

I could see that gaining like a

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:38:39

like Heaven's Gate, you know, where they're like, they thought that they had to die to go and join the aliens. So maybe it's the same, like, I need to permanently sleep by killing myself to go and join the cosmic fish.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:38:52

But what if they did?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:38:54

What if they did? What if that's what, if that's where we're all going, I don't know.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:38:59

Imagine you die and it's just the cosmic fish there to greet you.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:39:04

the

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:39:05

Imagine it. Think about

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:39:07

want to, I don't wanna dream of it. The, about the cosmic fish tonight,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:39:12

That's not up

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:39:12

I don't think the cosmic fish is for me. Is that weird to say?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:39:17

I think she'd leave me alone. Quite honestly,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:39:20

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I, I believe she's there and

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:39:23

I don't believe she can really utilize me.'cause nine times outta 10, I forget my dreams the second I wake up. So any sort of deep, rich messages, I'm like, that was crazy.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:39:34

Yeah, I, I'm hoping the cosmic fish only lives in the dream world and isn't,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:39:38

Mm-hmm.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:39:39

you know, like God or,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:39:41

Can you imagine going into a pet store someday and just a fish smiles at you with human teeth and nobody else sees it?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:39:49

hate.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:39:50

she's Meryl Streen. A Devil Wears Prada.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:39:53

Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:39:54

It's, yeah. It's big energy like that.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:39:57

I picture like rainbow fish, like the, um, from the kids' book.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:40:01

Well, you saw the, you saw her, I guess you'll get into it in the I own

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:40:05

Well, we'll jump ahead. But yeah, I, I, I could see it being like ultimately being a suicide cult. Um, but of course they're selling,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:40:14

They're selling their special blend of supplements and things to like,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:40:19

It's

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:40:19

oh, this is a natural sleep aid. Yeah.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:40:24

They're maximizing their, their mattresses.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:40:27

And since supplements are not regulated by the FDA, you can put literally fucking anything in there.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:40:34

Yeah, because you wanna sell the supplements, but you also want more people.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:40:38

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, one other thing I forgot to mention was what if they went on mission trips to like sleep study centers to start recruiting more

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:40:49

yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:40:51

That was one where like I was laying in bed and I was like, write that down. Write that down. Don't forget that.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:40:55

Maybe the supplement like. Supposedly helps with people with sleep apnea or something like that. Like it supposedly helps with those sort

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:41:04

If you have insomnia. Yeah,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:41:07

with insomnia

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:41:08

I imagine like there are several blends like for narcolepsy, insomnia,

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:41:14

I could see it doing numbers on TikTok too. Do you guys remember, like back during the pandemic when they, that whole shifting thing was a thing. People were just lucid dreaming and they, yeah, I could, I could see you convincing people that way to

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:41:30

It would just look like a supplement. MLM, but it's actually a nefarious

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:41:35

A nefarious, lucid dreaming cult. Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:41:38

Yeah.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:41:39

And also maybe slowly you're putting a little bit of poison in the supplements

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:41:43

Little bit. Just a touch of

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:41:45

They'll never

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:41:45

a little bit, and then you do a big convention. You've got everyone hooked and you do like a Kool-Aid situation

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:41:56

Oh yeah. Everybody takes the supplements and there's like a, a ballroom full of beds and they all lay down together and just.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:42:03

like we've got, we've got the, we're releasing this convention is for the release of the newest supplement that we're bringing out. This one, you're gonna lucid dream crazy style. Everyone's meeting the cosmic fish. We want the cosmic fish. We love

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:42:17

best clothes to come meet the

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:42:19

Put on your best clothes, meet the cosmic fish. Everyone's gonna take the supplement at the same time and like we're gonna, it's almost like vr, like you advertise it, like we're going together, like we're upping the ante, but it's like fucking poison. And then everybody's foaming at the mouth and dead in a convention center.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:42:38

Classic tale. As old as time.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:42:42

it called? What's the Cult? Cult?

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:42:44

Yeah.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:42:44

come up with a name. I was just getting like Nutri Dream I, because I was like, heaven's Gate is a, is a baller ass name for a cult. Unfortunately, that's a sick name. So I was like, I feel like it would be something in that

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:43:04

you can just add the order of in front of anything. Order of the cosmic fish.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:43:09

Yeah.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:43:09

There you go.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:43:10

Order of Good Night's sleep.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:43:13

It's just,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:43:14

has a patch on his denim jacket That is a Heaven's gate, um, patch.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:43:19

God. The castration was optional.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:43:21

is that one T brand? That's like Lowkey, kind of a

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:43:24

Celestial seasonings.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:43:26

Yeah. Maybe it's just that.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:43:29

I, it's honestly not that far

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:43:31

can you speak on them? Because you said you looked into them a little

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:43:34

I looked it up. I don't have all the information, but like the founders of the Celestial Seasonings Company were affiliated and members of a cult that had to do with like extraterrestrial, higher beings type shit. I don't think it was a suicide cult though. I think they just like had ties and they like read the literature of it and they like believed it.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:44:02

Just like that, that woman who died of like mercury poisoning or whatever.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:44:07

Colloidal silver. I think she actually died of cancer, but she was using the colloidal silver to treat the cancer.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:44:14

Mm-hmm.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:44:15

Yeah, You know what? I think I actually came up with a name for my cult real

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:44:20

Ooh, what is it?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:44:22

I think it would be called Sleep Ease. It would be like Sleep, EASE. And not like Sleep Ease, but like Sleep Ease. My supplement. Sleep Ease.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:44:36

they're chewables.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:44:38

Yeah, they gotta be chewable. They hate swallowing pills.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:44:42

Ooh. Maybe they're like a, um, like a Listerine strip. Like they dissolve on the

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:44:46

Ooh.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:44:47

like even easier than

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:44:48

into the membrane faster effects. Yes. Yes. Creating a cult is actually so fucking easy. It's insane. It turns out

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:44:58

it's kind of kind of scary to find out. It's just a,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:45:01

it is.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:45:03

this was just an artistic, constructive sort of

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:45:05

Yeah. Fun little creative, creative project.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:45:10

and play in the world.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:45:12

And what if I was evil and what if I activated?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:45:16

and I had a boat?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:45:17

Oh, Listeners, if you wanna tell us, uh, what your cult would be, what your evil little brainchild would be, you can send,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:45:27

you join?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:45:27

you join, would you join

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:45:28

Would you join any of them? Has any of this been intriguing to you?

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:45:34

but you can let us know at death coven pod@gmail.com or reach out to us on Instagram at death coven Pod. We would love to hear from you. Um, any, any other, anything else, any other thoughts?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:45:48

am actually gonna Google Sleepies real quick and see if that's already like a brand. I don't want to get fucking sued.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:45:56

You're like, the name is so good. It probably

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:45:58

It's so easy.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:46:01

trademark it.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:03

Fuck.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:46:03

a thing.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:05

It's already a

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:46:06

Who owns it? Vix.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:08

I don't know. I don't know the, it's for sleep apnea and snoring. It looks like a mouth guard. That's all right.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:46:15

Okay,

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:16

doesn't exist anyway. It doesn't fucking matter.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:46:19

What about sleep? EEEZ,

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:46:22

EE. Easy.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:46:24

like sleep ease. We spell it

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:28

Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:46:30

Yes, correct.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:31

good. I like that.

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:46:33

Anyway, by the power of three,

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:46:35

By the power of three,

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:46:38

and so it is.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:40

And so it

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:46:41

And so it is.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:43

ske.

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:46:44

I gotta go play d and

cult-cunt--she-rules-_3_03-01-2026_122511 1:46:45

What do you got to do?

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:46

She gotta play d and

mommy-host680_3_03-01-2026_122513 1:46:47

in three minutes.

silly-goose-mcgee_3_03-01-2026_122539 1:46:49

oh. Fuck.