Episode 52: Tomodachi Life Death Coven Island

Ahoy mateys and welcome to the Love Island you never thought you'd be a part of: The Death Coven Love Island Experiment. You heard that right! Skye's sick twisted mind baby took beloved characters from our very own Death Coven Universe and put them on an island via Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. Find out who got chosen to be contestants, who got together, who got heartbroken and who... successfully mated??? Tune in to find out in this saga of Death Coven Love Island Mii Style

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Skye 0:18

You need help over there, lady?

Poppy 0:21

The little...

Skye 0:22

drink it straight out?

Poppy 0:23

Yeah, I gotta take his little panties off. They w- didn't wanna come

River 0:26

Yeah, get that top

Skye 0:27

the little panties off

Poppy 0:29

I'll drink to Sky's little fucked up mind baby

Skye 0:32

To my fucked up mind baby. I was joking with River before you came on the call that this is my Chef Boyardee. Oh,

River 0:39

Yeah. And I said, "And what does that mean?

Poppy 0:42

does that mean?

River 0:43

What does that mean?"

Skye 0:44

did you clock my name?

Poppy 0:46

Yeah, divine one.

Skye 0:47

Mm-hmm. What does it mean?

River 0:51

Are you gonna ascend right in front of us?

Skye 0:54

This is me telling you that I already have ascended. Welcome to my cult for real

Poppy 0:58

my gosh

River 1:01

And I fell for it, and I fall for it every time.

Poppy 1:04

what is this episode going to be titled? I wonder if the listeners know already.

River 1:08

I don't know.

Skye 1:09

They sure do. I know exactly what's gonna be titled. Very straightforward.

Poppy 1:14

are we, are you gonna wait until we get into it to reveal your... Okay. All right.

River 1:20

of course

Poppy 1:21

Okay, welcome to Death Coven, everyone. What a beautiful day. Uh, today we're, I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. River doesn't know. Sky, like, what? Like, a week ago s- or maybe a little bit longer than that, she was like, "I know what my next topic is going to be, and you're gonna like it."

River 1:41

You're gonna

Poppy 1:42

And we've just been on the edges of our seats since then, so I don't know what we're in store for, but we're shortly going to find out. Um, this is Death Coven, by the way, the witchcraft podcast. We are a coven. We all work with deities, hence, uh, well, yeah, death, death deities, hence the Death Coven, you know. Um, my name is Poppy

River 2:06

Be scared. Why do

Skye 2:09

I'm Sky, and I am the mastermind and divine one behind this whole deal today

River 2:18

I feel like you're gonna make us play a game?

Poppy 2:20

Um, we come out every other Thursday, by the way. This is a biweekly podcast. Look out for us two Thursdays from now, and also two Thursdays ago. Time is not linear. okay. Do you guys, uh, wanna play a little hypothetical? Am I missing anything? Am I forgetting something? Do we wanna say anything else before we... Okay.

River 2:40

I'm short of it. She's being very cryptic and that's very

Poppy 2:43

she's very buttoned up, closed-lipped. Um-

River 2:47

saying a very little

Poppy 2:49

Well, at the beginning of every episode, we play a hypothetical game where we find ourselves in some, some silly situation and need to talk through what we would do in that situation. Sometimes it's a game, uh, and today we are gonna play a little bit of a game in honor of this episode that Skye is so excited for. It's time to log back into eBay to look at some haunted dolls

Skye 3:15

Yay.

River 3:17

Oh,

Poppy 3:20

another haunted doll roulette, which is what I've decided to call this, even though it's not really roulette, but I feel like it sounds

River 3:28

wait to see their little pictures

Poppy 3:29

Okay. So listeners, if this is your first haunted doll roulette, the way it works is that I present the group with three haunted dolls. I'll show them the doll. Um, they're gonna guess if it's good, evil, or neutral as marketed, and then at the end, we're gonna line them all up and try to guess which one is the most expensive to the least expensive. And of course, we will be posting these pictures on Instagram @deathcovenpod, and Skye will drop the links, too, in case anybody wants to adopt any of these little guys and bring them into their loving

River 4:08

They're so lonely.

Poppy 4:11

want to play with you.

River 4:14

with you.

Poppy 4:15

Okay. Are you ready for the first doll?

River 4:19

Yes, present them.

Poppy 4:21

Okay, there you go. Doll number one

Skye 4:24

Oh my. Hmm.

River 4:31

Oh

Skye 4:32

so we have a Raggedy Ann, but not a true Raggedy Ann. It's all printed.

Poppy 4:37

Mm-hmm. It's like a little pillow.

River 4:40

It's like a 2D just like shape. There's no 3D features. It does have a rosary around its necks, uh, its neck.

Poppy 4:50

Yeah.

Skye 4:51

Mm-hmm.

River 4:51

But it looks like a child's rosary, like it's all

Poppy 4:53

Yeah, good little Catholic girl

Skye 4:57

I, I can't help my immediate reaction was someone felt that they needed to put that there.

River 5:02

Yeah. Why is it Nocneed? Yeah.

Poppy 5:05

Yeah, it's got its little Tumblr girl knees.

River 5:08

Yeah.

Poppy 5:09

Little Demi Lovato knees.

Skye 5:11

I don't know. So far, yeah, I don't, but I also feel kinda neutral.

Poppy 5:15

Mm-hmm.

River 5:16

neutral about her.

Poppy 5:17

Okay.

River 5:18

Yeah.

Poppy 5:19

Okay, um

River 5:20

I feel like they're trying to make her scarier than she actually is

Poppy 5:23

Yeah, she's, I mean, she's got like red hair made to look like yarn, like a Raggedy Ann doll, but it's just printed on.

River 5:31

it's just printed on a

Poppy 5:32

Little bows. The eyes are kind of looking cheekily to the side.

River 5:37

No

Poppy 5:37

No teeth. No teeth. Um, okay, are you guys guessing neutral?

River 5:44

Yeah, I'll go neutral.

Skye 5:45

Yeah, for now.

River 5:46

be the fucked up evil one

Poppy 5:48

The, the title of this listing is Haunted Doll Acantha, Active Spirit, Manipulative, Caution, Evil Spirit. So this one's evil, and I'm gonna show you the picture, um, the picture of where the seller said that they found this doll.

River 6:10

Don't be a... Oh, what the fuck?

Skye 6:13

And what were they

River 6:14

I don't know why I expected to zoom in and just see the doll, like, sitting on

Poppy 6:17

Oh, no.

Skye 6:18

What were they

Poppy 6:19

Oh, well, I'll tell you. I'll tell you what they're doing there. Okay, so the,

River 6:22

Urban exploring

Poppy 6:24

says that they were driving in New, New Orleans, and they were on their way to an Airbnb, and then they just felt drawn to this abandoned building on the side of the road. They went in

River 6:35

manipulating

Poppy 6:36

came upon the doll. Their phone flashlight went out, and they picked up the doll, and then their phone turned back on. And I just wanna read the rest of the listing here real quick. Um, and know please that the end of every single sentence ends in an exclamation mark. So

River 6:55

Serious.

Poppy 6:56

"The rest of the time I was in New Orleans, I felt uneasy in my car where I kept the doll, and the radio would turn itself on and off. One night after partying, I awoke not in my Airbnb, but in my car. I could not explain how I got there as I had Ubered home. After I got this doll home, things took an even darker turn. I would hear wailing from the attic where I house this doll late at night, and I still do almost every night. I awoke as- gasping for air and feeling like I was being choked. I dreamt of fire and falling from cliffs and having never done so before. This doll is very evil," all caps, "and delights in torturing victims," all caps. "It is for a very advanced clairvoyant/psychic." No exclamation mark. "21 plus only. Please do not take the purchase of this doll lightly as it is a commitment to house a very, very evil entity. But if you feel like you can handle it, please step aboard and take the ride. This doll will be shipped with a crucifix blessed by a local priest and two s- and two sticks of cleansing incense to be burned when you receive it once a night." This shit's serious

River 8:04

See, here's what I don't get about, like, evil, evil doll behavior. If the doll is so evil and powerful and manipulative, one, why not just get rid of it? Two,

Poppy 8:19

back

River 8:21

it'll just come back. If it's so evil that it's still active regardless of, like, a crucifix and cleansing incense, why bother?

Poppy 8:32

It could be worse.

River 8:33

not c- I guess. It sounds pretty bad a- it's torturing the seller, clearly. It

Skye 8:38

There may be people who are able to facilitate and help guide the spirit trapped within to pass on.

Poppy 8:46

Unless it's a demon.

River 8:48

Unless it's the devil.

Poppy 8:49

they're demons.

Skye 8:51

mm,

River 8:52

Sometimes it's a

Skye 8:52

I don't really know what you do about a demon.

Poppy 8:55

I don't know.

River 8:57

I think you just...

Skye 8:58

Banish them to hell or

Poppy 8:59

it in a blender?

River 9:00

out in my exorcism episode. Uh,

Poppy 9:03

Stay tuned.

Skye 9:04

tuned.

Poppy 9:05

Okay. Are you guys ready for dolly number two?

River 9:09

Yeah

Skye 9:11

They're all evil this time.

River 9:12

They're all fucked up and evil.

Skye 9:15

That's horrible.

River 9:18

that looks...

Skye 9:19

evil.

River 9:21

No, I get a very, I get a sweet vibe off of

Poppy 9:24

Do you? Okay.

Skye 9:25

And because you do, I know it's evil

Poppy 9:27

Oh.

River 9:27

Yeah, I am so easily fooled by evil dolls, it's

Poppy 9:31

Please describe the

River 9:32

get my ass in a second. I don't know where to start

Poppy 9:37

Is it top-down? Start from the top

River 9:39

Chopped down. It's wearing a darling little bonnet. It's wearing, like, a yellow floral and white outfit. Curly auburn ringlets. She's got bangs. The face unsettles me, but not because it's fucked up or It's just, like, very doll-like, and that freaks me out. It's got big eyes that look like they blink

Poppy 10:05

like it, the type of eye that would have an eyelid, you know? And when you, like, pick him up and down, the eyelid opens and closes.

River 10:12

And I don't

Poppy 10:13

I don't know if it

River 10:14

button nose, massive cheeks, a tiny, tiny little mouth. A little line for a mouth, and I think that upsets me the most.

Poppy 10:21

Mm-hmm.

Skye 10:22

A little smirk.

River 10:23

A little smirk

Skye 10:24

To me, the color of the eyes are a bit too dark for what I would like them

Poppy 10:28

They're in shadow.

River 10:30

Hmm. They are in shadow, but they do look like a very dark blue.

Skye 10:34

Mm-hmm.

Poppy 10:35

Yeah. And she's got the curly red hair

River 10:38

Yeah,

Poppy 10:39

tied in little yellow bows.

River 10:41

There's little bows on her bonnet and on her dress.

Poppy 10:45

Mm-hmm.

River 10:46

I feel like this is probably, like, a child spirit

Poppy 10:49

Okay. Okay. Are you gu-

Skye 10:52

could be another succubus, to be

Poppy 10:54

oh my God, I, ugh.

River 10:57

It could be another former stripper.

Skye 10:58

I do think it's evil, though

Poppy 11:00

so Skye thinks it's evil, River thinks it's good?

River 11:03

it's good or neutral. Maybe not like a, a s- healing entity, but like it's not gonna torture you

Poppy 11:12

Yeah. Okay. So this is a haunted limited edition Daffy Dumpling Dolly Dingle Doll. Fun, positive energy. Yeah. Daffy Dumpling Dolly Dingle Doll

River 11:28

That's too much

Poppy 11:30

This, it's a-- This, that's, that's not what the seller is calling it. That's, like, the actual name of

River 11:35

That's the brand

Skye 11:36

Like the physical doll,

Poppy 11:37

Yes. Daffy Dumpling Dolly Dingle Doll. Fun, positive energy.

Skye 11:42

about the Dingle dolls, hit us

River 11:43

energy,

Poppy 11:45

This is number 456 out of 500. She has a

River 11:48

Oh, it's limited edition. It looks like, the doll looks like she is in great shape, I will say

Poppy 11:55

So she's limited edition. Daffy is always smiling. Daffy likes to take walks around the house at night for some reason. I don't know. She is carrying a candle and singing sometimes. One morning I found

River 12:08

making her rounds.

Poppy 12:10

just, she's doing laps. One morning I found her under my bed. She told me she wanted to be close to me, but I, but didn't wanna wake me up. I thought that was very sweet. Run-on sentence. We do not have any responsibility for her actions after your purchase

River 12:24

Hey, hey,

Skye 12:26

I f- I'm feeling deceived and lied

River 12:28

Hey, I feel like maybe you're trying to trick me.

Poppy 12:32

yeah. They're like, "Oh, yeah,

Skye 12:34

She's like, "Please take this

River 12:35

She's so sweet. She just, like, walks around and hides under my bed when I'm asleep, and I'm

Skye 12:40

does talk to

River 12:40

for what happens after you

Poppy 12:42

Yeah, fun, positive energy. She's always smiling. I should hope so. It's painted on her goddamn

River 12:47

She's a doll. There's nothing else for her to do

Skye 12:52

So I was right. So it's

River 12:54

saw this thing walking around my apartment, I'd punt that thing so fast.

Poppy 12:58

Marketed as good. Oh, carrying a candle? Oh.

Skye 13:04

How, where did you get a matchstick to

River 13:06

Where did you get a tiny little candle from? I don't

Poppy 13:09

It's a little birthday candle.

Skye 13:11

Walking around, Jack be nimble, Jack

River 13:12

even have those

Poppy 13:15

Okay, number three. Y'all ready for the, the final doll?

River 13:19

Y'all ready for this? Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Oh. Why does it look like that? Who did that? What's going on with his hand? Why is it a corn holder?

Skye 13:36

I feel bad for this one.

River 13:38

This is some shit that Sid from Toy Story would do.

Skye 13:42

Yeah. He's so

River 13:44

Yo, that's fucked up.

Skye 13:46

And he looks in pain

River 13:48

He looks like he's in pain. Who put a corn cob holder on his wrist and called it a hand? They shoved that in there

Poppy 13:59

Yeah, he's got a little straw hat. He's basically like a little farmer boy.

River 14:03

It looks like

Skye 14:04

Johnny Appleseed.

Poppy 14:05

barefoot. It looks like someone straightened his hair and cut it with his little straw hat, his little checkered shirt, and his overalls

River 14:13

up bangs.

Skye 14:14

is his mouth duct taped?

Poppy 14:16

He's, he's sitting in a little wooden chair on a beat-up table. Like, that table has seen better days. And he's-- his legs are just kinda hanging off the ch- it makes it look like his lower body is so small.

River 14:29

Yeah

Poppy 14:31

Ugh, okay. Positive, negative, neutral.

Skye 14:34

Positive, it's gotta be. Unless he's negative because he's been tortured.

River 14:39

I'm feeling so many con- I feel like I'm about to start crying looking at this

Skye 14:43

Yeah, he's so sad

River 14:46

at

Poppy 14:46

I thought you would.

River 14:47

I... Why is its mouth duct tape if it's not evil?

Skye 14:54

Maybe it's been saying slurs.

Poppy 14:56

talks too

River 14:57

Maybe it's just too old-timey. I'll, I'll go neutral.

Skye 15:02

Okay.

River 15:03

I'll, I'll take a safe, easy route

Poppy 15:05

Yeah. And wait, Sky, you said good?

Skye 15:07

I think it's good, yeah

Poppy 15:10

The name of this listing is Haunted Doll Paranormal Active Ghost Demon Live Horror Alive Cemetery Dead Death.

River 15:19

Whoa.

Poppy 15:20

So this is an evil, an evil spirit

Skye 15:22

It's a veil of illusion. It wants me to feel bad for it.

River 15:25

Yeah.

Poppy 15:26

to Daffy Dolly Dingle doll.

Skye 15:29

Yes.

Poppy 15:30

So,

River 15:30

God, what if they dated?

Poppy 15:33

bad boy. She loves a bad

River 15:35

Yeah, she can fix

Poppy 15:36

The seller says, "This doll is terrifying. He has moved so many times. His arm was finally chewed off by a dog. We placed him in a room and heard loud giggling noises at night. When we went to investigate, he had a corn stabber in place of his missing hand. Scary as

Skye 15:52

"I have a knife."

Poppy 15:53

When we-

River 15:54

That's the only, that's as close as he could get to a knife.

Poppy 15:57

We taped his mouth shut and locked him in a cabinet for safety and sanity. We hear- we've heard him clinking on the door with his artificial hand now. Must go soon.

River 16:06

And I heard it scraping on the

Poppy 16:09

Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.

Skye 16:11

He's carving, like, his days in there on, like,

River 16:13

Yeah. It's just little tally

Poppy 16:16

They don't give him a name though. What do you think his name should be?

Skye 16:19

Probably should remain nameless, I think,

River 16:21

yeah,

Poppy 16:22

he

River 16:22

fee- I feel like if we name it, it'll give it too much power. If I name it, it's gonna become attached to me and I'm gonna find it in my fucking apartment.

Skye 16:30

Yeah.

Poppy 16:31

Okay. Okay.

Skye 16:33

So I was right, they are all evil.

Poppy 16:34

Well, yeah. Mark-- What is marketed as good, but is probably, yes, nefarious? which one do you think is the least expensive

River 16:45

It's gotta be that little Raggedy Ann-looking motherfucker.

Skye 16:48

gotta be Dum- no, well, Dumpling is

River 16:50

No, she's a

Poppy 16:50

She's limited

Skye 16:51

She's gotta be the

River 16:52

That alone is gonna be... But the other one's a fucking demon, and those go for, like,

Skye 16:58

I think the demon's probably mid unless, they do seem kinda desperate to get him out of there, so

River 17:04

Yeah. It might be five bucks.

Skye 17:06

I don't know. But I'm gonna go, I'm, okay, I'm gonna go dolly dumpling as the most expensive. I'm gonna go demon as mid, and the Raggedy Ann doll as the cheapest

River 17:18

Yeah, I'll go with that

Poppy 17:20

So the Raggedy Ann is the cheapest. You wanna guess how much?

Skye 17:28

$15.

River 17:33

$45.

Poppy 17:34

$40. So

Skye 17:36

Ooh, very

Poppy 17:37

Probabl- I mean,

Skye 17:37

if it was pri-

Poppy 17:38

probably

Skye 17:39

but if it was Price Is Right rules, you'd

River 17:41

I would bust. Yeah

Poppy 17:43

Um, okay. The next one is the, is Daffy Dumpling Dolly Dingle Doll.

River 17:49

Really?

Skye 17:50

must be so expensive.

Poppy 17:52

299.99.

River 17:55

That makes

Skye 17:56

Okay. Yeah.

Poppy 17:58

Which means, of course, um, S- Cemetery Dead Death with the corn stabber, uh, is the most expensive, and he i- You wanna guess?

Skye 18:08

500?

River 18:09

$550.

Poppy 18:10

$550. $2,000.

River 18:15

You better... I'm

Skye 18:16

cob stabber included?

River 18:18

for

Poppy 18:18

It's attached to him now. I don't think they're gonna take

Skye 18:21

his arm, yeah.

River 18:23

$2,000 for something that must

Poppy 18:27

There was another one that I almost included but ended up not. Um, can I send you guys the fourth one?

River 18:34

I wish you would. I wish you would. I love

Skye 18:37

it also evil?

Poppy 18:38

I know Sky's chomping at the bit right now. Well, you can tell me if it's evil or not

Skye 18:43

Oh my God. diva.

River 18:46

Oh, this diva.

Poppy 18:47

She is kinda giving, um... What was the

River 18:50

She's giving

Poppy 18:51

what was the one from last time? What was her name?

Skye 18:55

Oh

Poppy 18:57

like Marigold or something like that. I don't know. Yeah, so this one's another cloth dolly

River 19:05

No, she's got, she's got crazy eyelashes.

Skye 19:10

Face beat.

Poppy 19:10

Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's got a full face of makeup on, like a little pig

River 19:14

red lipstick.

Poppy 19:17

corn silk yarn pigtail hair

River 19:20

Bangs.

Poppy 19:21

Dorothy dress on and some n- no shoes Yeah. Some, like, Nike, like, crew socks

River 19:31

Nike no-show socks

Poppy 19:33

Okay, positive, negative, neutral.

Skye 19:37

I mean, she's gotta be evil, right?

River 19:38

I feel like she's neutral. It's giving very neutral to me.

Skye 19:43

I feel like she's

Poppy 19:44

I had to include her because of the beat. Oh, you think she's a succubus? Ooh.

River 19:49

I mean, she could

Skye 19:52

got some juicy red lips

Poppy 19:53

Yeah, there's no religious iconography though, and I feel like that's for some reason like a... Mandy. It was Mandy

River 19:59

Mandy. Classic.

Skye 20:03

All right, what's this girl's

Poppy 20:04

Okay, this girl, the listing is haunted doll, active spirit, negative spirit, ghost paranormal, possessed, scary. Her name is

River 20:13

not demonic

Poppy 20:14

No. "Lucy is a restless, angry spirit. You will have bouts of bad luck, night terrors, see her shadow figure at night. Things will go missing and then show up in an obvious place. She's been known to throw things at men and cause physical symptoms like back pain and headache. I do not recommend this doll if you have health concerns. Faint but audible bumps during the night. Lucy's not recommended for beginners. The first week I had her in my home, she caused a family member to have a heart attack and a whole month more of bad luck. She must go to an appropriate new owner who will show her respect. Otherwise, she will remain with me. Lucy could be a hauntingly beautiful addition to your collection."

Skye 20:46

Question this is the second time they've brought up beginners i guess they're just talking about haunted doll collectors

River 20:54

I would have to assume so. Or like

Skye 20:56

you would have to be so careful about like because like what if they don't get along like what if you have multiple

River 21:03

drama amongst the dolls?

Skye 21:06

Yeah. They're like, "I'm the entity that runs this

River 21:09

Yeah, I'm the

Skye 21:10

in

River 21:11

bitch.

Poppy 21:11

feel like any of your dolls had drama when you were growing up?

Skye 21:16

No, because that one was the main bitch, and then the other ones, she was the alpha and the... Yeah, and the other ones were, like, falling in line behind her.

Poppy 21:26

I see. Okay. You wanna guess the price?

Skye 21:31

400.

Poppy 21:32

$300?

River 21:34

Hmm.

Poppy 21:34

Um, $9,999.99.

River 21:38

You're

Skye 21:39

it 'cause she's so hot?

River 21:40

balls, dude, in this economy?

Poppy 21:42

gotta keep her filler routine up.

River 21:45

I

Poppy 21:46

that shit's

River 21:46

buying a doll for $10,000.

Poppy 21:50

not for beginners though, so you're not the target audience.

River 21:53

No, because I'm broke, and I'm swagless, and I can't

Poppy 21:56

You can't handle all that woman.

River 21:58

No, I'm not ready for it

Poppy 22:02

Okay, that's all. Thank you.

River 22:04

I rocked. I love this game.

Skye 22:06

Wow. Thanks for doing that for

Poppy 22:08

You're welcome. Skye and her iconic doll fetish.

Skye 22:38

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the Death Coven universe was Love Island?

Poppy 22:49

Oh my God.

River 22:52

No, because I don't still to this day fully know what Love Island is.

Skye 22:56

Okay

Poppy 22:56

That's probably for the best.

River 22:58

Yeah. I know it's hot people fucking and getting drunk, which is most reality

Poppy 23:04

of partner swapping and backstabbing and big... It's basically "Big Brother," but like dating.

River 23:10

Yeah.

Skye 23:11

Yeah.

River 23:12

And also you can get, like, kicked off. Like, couples can get kicked off. Yeah.

Skye 23:20

On April 16th of this year, Nintendo released Tomodachi Life:

River 23:26

No. What have you done? What have you done?

Skye 23:36

And on May 3rd, 2026, exactly four weeks to the day ago I downloaded the software for Tomodachi Life: Livin' the Dream.

River 23:48

You're sick.

Skye 23:51

Yes, it's like Sims and Animal Crossing

River 23:54

Yes.

Poppy 23:54

okay

River 23:56

You

Skye 23:56

So you know in Nintendo, you, I know. You know how in Nintendo you can create your Miis, like your little characters? You basically can just add Miis

River 24:08

can create anyone,

Skye 24:10

and then they just go live on an island. And then they have autonomy and they interact with

Poppy 24:15

Oh my

River 24:15

can start dating each other. There's drama

Skye 24:20

Yeah. So I made us and, uh, I made eight total characters from our lovely podcast universe,

River 24:28

Oh my

Skye 24:28

threw them on an

River 24:29

be the squonk.

Skye 24:31

and just saw what would

Poppy 24:33

Oh, no.

River 24:36

You were just watching them like ants.

Poppy 24:37

Do you give them, like, personality traits or is it... Okay, okay.

River 24:42

You can give them specific

Poppy 24:44

So this is, like, accurate as to what would happen? Oh, no.

Skye 24:49

And so here's the deal. When I, when I made the island, I made them look the way that they did, I made their personalities the way that they did. However, after I created them, the deal was is that I would just yes, and. If they wanted to do something, I would just let them go forward and see.

Poppy 25:07

Mm-hmm.

Skye 25:08

And I made everyone, everyone is a consenting adult, and everyone's sexuality is pansexual. Anybody could get with anybody. The potentials are endless. Just everyone go be free. See what happens So open up your group chat please, 'cause I will go in order and you get to see what they look like. I started with myself, naturally. So

Poppy 25:35

just opened to see the doll and I, for a second I was like, "Huh?"

River 25:38

No. That's a Tomodachi?

Skye 25:42

Okay, so here is moi. Here is my little character. That's

Poppy 25:49

Yeah. Hunty

River 25:49

so... With your big wet eyes.

Poppy 25:53

Bob. Banged up

River 25:57

Yeah.

Skye 26:00

My personality, I am the optimistic cheerleader. Uh, now I will say at first, River and I got the same personality because our traits were a little bit too similar. So I changed my personality because I felt that River's was-- it was better suited for them than for me. So I tweaked my personality a bit to get this one. Everyone on the island has a different personality, naturally, because everybody's so different.

Poppy 26:27

Yes.

Skye 26:29

The description of this personality, I don't know if I 100% agree with for myself, however, it works. I like the-- where

River 26:37

of science

Skye 26:38

Yeah, I like where the traits landed, so I think in that sense, I think it is true. Description for the cheerleader: "Positive, enthusiastic, and always beaming. Smiles for their own sake and to help others smile too."

Poppy 26:51

Oh

Skye 26:53

Yeah. Very cute So that's who I made first. I'm gonna show you guys the characters, tell you about their personalities,

Poppy 27:04

Mm-hmm.

Skye 27:05

and then I will go through, um, I wrote down the most significant events in chronological order because I-- the timeline, because I don't really wanna spoil anything or give anything away, who ended up with who, what happened,

River 27:21

married.

Skye 27:22

right? And then-- And they can, they can have children.

Poppy 27:27

Okay

Skye 27:29

We'll find out. It's been four

River 27:32

there babies?

Skye 27:33

You'll see.

Poppy 27:35

Do they just keep going, like when you don't have it open?

River 27:38

Yeah

Skye 27:38

Yeah.

Poppy 27:40

okay.

Skye 27:40

in fact, before I had to, I had to update everybody's relationship status with everybody 'cause it changed from last night when I made all my

Poppy 27:47

Yeah. Is it a... This is an app? Sorry, I, I

River 27:51

This is

Skye 27:52

It's a game

Poppy 27:53

Oh, like on PC? Oh, on the Switch. Okay, okay,

River 27:56

Yeah, it's a Nintendo specific property.

Poppy 28:00

I was like, how can

Skye 28:01

Which River has played the old one.

River 28:03

I have the one for the 3DS, but this they made specifically for the Switch and they just released it.

Poppy 28:11

Okay.

River 28:12

And everybody loves it. You can get really crazy in-depth with the customization

Skye 28:17

Yes, you can.

River 28:20

Yes, you can. I've seen, I've seen some of them.

Poppy 28:24

That's why you're Divine One, 'cause you're just God.

River 28:27

You're God.

Skye 28:28

Well, that's, that's the name that I chose for what they call me is Divine

Poppy 28:34

no. The fucking

Skye 28:35

And I will have you know that Divine One is one of the default options.

Poppy 28:38

Mm-hmm

Skye 28:40

And I said, "That sounds good enough."

River 28:42

I'll take it

Skye 28:44

Mm-hmm. All right, I made myself first, then I made Poppy. Here's Poppy

River 28:54

Look at you.

Poppy 28:56

that does look like me. Wow, you got my jaw and, and my nose and everything.

Skye 29:02

Yeah, and your little tennis outfit, of

Poppy 29:04

little, my cute little outfit, my little skirt. Got my little hand on my hip and my hen Leon

Skye 29:10

Yeah, everybody's in the same posture 'cause I just took the same photo of everybody.

Poppy 29:15

still.

Skye 29:16

And River, this is gonna be so fucking funny because of the little outfit I put you in. This was the first little outfit.

Poppy 29:23

outfit

Skye 29:25

This is the s- You're closer. First little outfit I bought for River. Little jester's outfit

River 29:36

I like my pose

Poppy 29:38

The sleepy eyes.

River 29:40

Yeah.

Skye 29:41

Your little open mouth just open all the time. Yeah.

Poppy 29:46

Oh.

River 29:48

Oh

Skye 29:48

I'll get into it a little bit more, but River is a very controversial figure on the island.

Poppy 29:53

no

River 29:54

As I am in real life also. Beloved or beloathed.

Skye 30:00

What happened?

Poppy 30:01

dropped his balls.

River 30:02

There's meatball.

Skye 30:05

dropped my big natural.

Poppy 30:05

Wow, down to

Skye 30:06

He dropped his big natural. Lucky 13.

River 30:10

My big naturals finally dropped.

Poppy 30:13

one though, so now they're lopsided

River 30:15

Only one

Skye 30:16

oh, I did wanna ask you guys, like, what did you think I might've been doing? Like, what were some of the

River 30:22

I had no i- I thought you were, like, doing research maybe about, like, another historical

Skye 30:28

Yeah, I was collecting data.

Poppy 30:30

maybe

River 30:30

No, you were just playing with your dolls.

Skye 30:33

Yes.

Poppy 30:33

I thought, I knew that it

River 30:34

You were playing with your dolls for

Poppy 30:36

some kind of like crazy story with like drama and whatnot, but I

Skye 30:40

it is, and it

Poppy 30:42

I didn't know I had no,

River 30:44

form. I didn't know we

Poppy 30:45

I didn't even know this was a, a, a thing that existed

River 30:48

quote Euphoria, a show I've never watched, "Is this fucking play about us?"

Skye 30:55

Exactly.

River 30:57

Oh my God. Wait, what is Poppy's personality? Get into that. What's her

Skye 31:01

and your personality. She is the... I need to get

Poppy 31:07

The bitch.

River 31:08

The bitch. The huge bitch

Poppy 31:12

The

Skye 31:13

Sorry, I have to go back and forth between two different apps. Poppy is the outgoing merrymaker,

Poppy 31:20

Mm, cute.

Skye 31:22

which is true.

Poppy 31:24

Hehehe.

Skye 31:25

Uh, the merrymaker is outgoing and pleasant to be around, makes friends easily, and can turn any bad situation into a good one

Poppy 31:33

I am toxically os- optimistic, I've been told

Skye 31:37

So true.

River 31:39

It's so true, bestie.

Skye 31:41

So true, bestie. River is the outgoing charmer.

Poppy 31:47

Oh,

River 31:48

that's why it was so

Poppy 31:49

it's the little devil

River 31:51

Yeah

Skye 31:52

They are radiant and always on form. Their effortless style is admired by all. Easily adapts to new situations. I don't know if I agree with that last

River 32:03

style is wearing a jester's outfit.

Skye 32:09

I will say y- when you give them things like food and objects and clothes, they can like love it or hate it or whatever. The, River loves the jester costume.

Poppy 32:18

Oh, are we surprised?

River 32:21

River Riv mi... To... Tomodachi River was doing that thing where they're, like, jumping up and down and, like, shaking their arms and going like, "Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Skye 32:28

Yeah.

River 32:29

I

Skye 32:29

There, there are so many things in here that I'm like, "That is so typical of you. You would like that, you nasty bitch."

River 32:36

classic.

Skye 32:37

Classic. Okay, so we got us, the big three. Who do we think is number four?

Poppy 32:43

gotta be the

River 32:44

to put Michael in there. Oh, the wizard.

Skye 32:47

It's the wizard. I will say Michael's not in here. No partners are in here. This is just death coven universe

Poppy 32:53

For the best. We can't be, we can't be wife swapping

River 32:57

No

Skye 32:58

Correct. Well, we'll get to that.

River 33:02

People, some of the Tomodachis will break up with each

Poppy 33:06

Oh, can there be polycules, or is it just solely

River 33:09

I, maybe in the new one. Not in the new one?

Skye 33:11

kind of act like little polycules sometimes, like gathering in little toxic cliques, but not officially

River 33:19

Not on, not on record. Nintendo just allowed, like, gay relationships in Tomodachi with this release. You couldn't be gay in the old ones.

Skye 33:27

You can be non-binary in this one, so.

River 33:31

Hell yeah.

Skye 33:32

Okay, yes, the wizard, the cunty-ass wizard

Poppy 33:35

looks like.

River 33:36

Oh my

Skye 33:37

coming in.

Poppy 33:38

him big naturals? Oh my God. Oh,

Skye 33:45

pouty lips?

Poppy 33:46

I like his

River 33:47

a very good. It's a very good.

Poppy 33:50

Yeah.

Skye 33:50

Thank you.

Poppy 33:52

That's very fitting, and his little, like, gremlin

River 33:55

His pointy ears.

Skye 33:56

Yeah. And I made that robe and hat.

River 34:00

Yeah

Poppy 34:01

A l-- perfection. And now what is his

River 34:04

I like the, the bucket hat. The bucket wizard's

Poppy 34:08

wet,

Skye 34:08

They didn't have a pointed hat, so I had to do what I could.

River 34:12

They might have one

Poppy 34:13

he's on an island. The bucket hat's fitting.

River 34:15

Yeah

Poppy 34:16

He's on beach

Skye 34:17

He is the ambitious visionary

Poppy 34:21

Oh.

Skye 34:22

So the visionary is risk-taking and ambitious, full of energy, and acts on many whims.

Poppy 34:29

Yep.

River 34:30

He has

Skye 34:31

Once they start, they don't stop which is so true for him. Um, and I wish you could hear his voice because their voices are also

River 34:42

super

Poppy 34:43

Are you able to, like, clip it and put it in or?

Skye 34:47

I mean, I could literally turn my switch on and put it up to the microphone, but

River 34:51

make it real easy

Skye 34:53

yeah, I might, I might do that a little bit later on,

River 34:56

Yeah, maybe

Skye 34:57

getting through.

Poppy 34:58

Do they speak English or is it, like, Animal Crossing noises?

Skye 35:01

English.

River 35:02

It- oh, that's right. They do, but you can, like, play with their pitch and, like, their tone and their pronunciation, so it can sound very fucked up

Poppy 35:10

Oh.

Skye 35:12

River's character, like, we'll get into it a little bit later, but they're very, like, very gay with it. Very like

River 35:19

Just like me for real.

Skye 35:21

yeah, yeah. Okay, so we have Sky, Poppy, River, the Wizard. Who is number five, do you think? Yep

Poppy 35:32

I'm gonna... It's,

River 35:33

be in there, but I don't know if

Poppy 35:34

the squonker may be Hal. I don't know if Hal made the cut.

River 35:37

Hal.

Poppy 35:39

Um,

Skye 35:39

Number five is Squonk.

Poppy 35:41

mm-hmm. Oh, show me this fucked up freak.

River 35:44

Show me the Squonk

Poppy 35:46

Oh, he's

Skye 35:46

I think I did a good job with him, and I love him. He is such a beloved He's a charac- fan favorite character on the island

River 35:54

Everybody's friend. That's all he's ever wanted. Oh, he's so cute.

Poppy 36:00

That is the

Skye 36:01

He's so pathetic.

River 36:03

Oh, he's so pathetic.

Poppy 36:05

jorts. His little striped jorts

Skye 36:10

I drew those tears onto his face, so they're

River 36:12

They look handcrafted.

Poppy 36:15

He's just on the verge of sobs.

River 36:18

Oh my God.

Skye 36:19

Yeah.

River 36:20

he's embarrassed about it.

Skye 36:22

He stands with like, like being all nervous all the time, and he's

River 36:27

literally a half a second away from peeing his pants at

Skye 36:29

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, we'll get into, like, their little quirks and stuff that you can give them later, what everybody's quirks are, but okay. He... Oh, his personality. Let's get to his personality. He is the reserved observer

Poppy 36:48

Okay.

Skye 36:50

Which is someone who is self-sufficient and highly individual, doesn't show much outward emotion, but has a lot going on deep down.

Poppy 37:00

Yeah. Too much, one might say

Skye 37:04

Okay, now these last three I feel like are-- we're getting into territory now where you guys are probably like, "I don't

Poppy 37:11

King James. I could see King

Skye 37:14

King James?"

Poppy 37:15

Peter Steele, maybe we could do a... Are they real people or are they people we've talked about on the podcast?

River 37:22

Are they people or are they creatures?

Skye 37:26

I'm... Okay, for number, what are we at?

River 37:27

Didn't answer the question

Skye 37:29

I'm gonna send you number six, and I'm gonna have you guess who this is

River 37:32

Guess who it is. Okay. Oh my God, is that Sylvia Brown?

Poppy 37:38

It hasn't come through yet

River 37:39

No? Who is that? Is that my bitch ex-wife

Skye 37:43

That's your bitch

Poppy 37:44

Oh. Oh my God. The drama.

River 37:50

I thought you said no partners.

Skye 37:53

That's not your current partner,

River 37:55

That's

Poppy 37:55

Oh,

Skye 37:56

and her name is bitch ex-wife

River 37:59

is Bitch XY

Poppy 38:00

Bitch first name, ex-wife second

Skye 38:02

Yeah, so I was going to message in the group chat and being like, "Oh, like we never gave your bitch ex-wife a name." Like asking what it was, and I was like, "I'm just gonna make it Bitch Ex-Wife." The wizard is just the wizard,

Poppy 38:13

The wizard, yeah.

Skye 38:15

And I also thought it would be funny to make all the other characters say Bitch Ex-Wife

River 38:21

I'm gonna go hang out with bitch ex-wife later.

Skye 38:23

I thought it wouldn't be allowed at first. I thought that they would be like, "You can't put cuss words

River 38:27

Bitch. Yeah.

Skye 38:29

let me.

Poppy 38:31

Nintendo doesn't give a fuck anymore.

River 38:33

No

Skye 38:34

loosely, 'cause we didn't say anything about what she looked like, but I was like and what if I made her look like a Beverly Hills sex doll?

Poppy 38:40

Yeah. She even has the, like, open sex doll

Skye 38:44

The mouth. Yeah, I gave that to her on

Poppy 38:47

I will say I love her eyeshadow.

River 38:49

Yeah.

Poppy 38:50

definitely has a spray tan

Skye 38:52

Yeah,

River 38:53

Goddamn, I can't deny she do be dressing. I can't

Poppy 38:56

do. She got her little jean vest on with her long maxi skirt.

Skye 39:01

Yeah, Yeah, she is, she is an icon on the island

Poppy 39:05

we'll see if River's tempted back into her

Skye 39:08

We'll see. We'll see. D- is there a, is there a reunite? Is there a, you know, do you guys finally have that child to bring your marriage back together? We'll

Poppy 39:20

the marriage, yeah

Skye 39:21

To fix the marriage, we'll see.

River 39:23

thing that we were missing

Skye 39:24

Okay. Uh, oh, her personality. What is she? Her personality, bitch. No, she

River 39:34

bitch ex-wife.

Skye 39:36

she is an ambitious maverick.

Poppy 39:39

Uh, yeah.

River 39:41

She just wanted me for my money.

Skye 39:44

she is a determined self-starter, cuts their own path, letting nothing stand in their way, quick to execute plans

River 39:53

Yeah,

Poppy 39:54

Like, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Skye 40:00

Like, she's a businesswoman, you know? Like, she, she's a baddie, but she's, she's, she's a bitch.

Poppy 40:07

She's a bitch

Skye 40:09

And you're a bit too, like, laid back and charming for her, you know what I

Poppy 40:13

She was taking advantage of you, honestly. Like, in a bad way, not in a good way.

River 40:19

Not in a fun, sexy

Skye 40:21

laughing 'cause I know what happens,

Poppy 40:23

Oh

River 40:23

Oh my God

Skye 40:26

Okay, Okay, we got two more characters to introduce. Um, I'm gonna send the photo of number seven, and you guys are gonna know who this is immediately. There he is.

Poppy 40:41

Yeah, I knew it.

River 40:43

my

Poppy 40:44

knew it. Can you give him a massive schlong?

Skye 40:48

No.

Poppy 40:49

No, it's not

Skye 40:50

It's Peter Steele for the

Poppy 40:52

Oh, yes.

Skye 40:53

who cannot

Poppy 40:53

those piercing green eyes

Skye 40:56

Yeah, he's got a big, big jaw. He's got stars in his eyes.

Poppy 41:01

wearing a chain.

River 41:03

Yeah.

Skye 41:03

With a skull on it. It's a chain with a skull. And he's wearing, like, a band tee.

River 41:08

got a

Poppy 41:09

yeah. Oh, yeah, I meant the

Skye 41:10

He's got a pocket chain.

Poppy 41:12

And he's got a little 5:00 shadow going on

River 41:14

Yeah.

Skye 41:16

Looking real sexy with it.

Poppy 41:19

Oh, the wizard would love him.

River 41:23

Oh, the wizard would not leave him

Poppy 41:24

Yeah.

Skye 41:27

I, not to toot my own horn, but I feel like I did a pretty

Poppy 41:30

Yeah, no, you did great.

Skye 41:32

all of

River 41:32

a great

Poppy 41:33

Are you gonna post these?

Skye 41:35

Yeah.

Poppy 41:36

Of course. You put work in

Skye 41:40

I did. His personality, he is the considerate daydreamer.

River 41:44

Oh, yeah.

Skye 41:46

Ugh, everyone sighs romantically. Ugh.

River 41:49

and he's seven feet tall. Ugh.

Poppy 41:51

and he loves trees

River 41:53

And he loves trees and animals.

Skye 41:56

Bejic's wife is pretty tall too. Like, it's him and Bejic-- Like, I think Bejic's wife is only a little bit... Yeah. Me and you are very small. We're like child size. When we sit on things, we need a booster seat.

River 42:07

Yeah, you look like you're about the same size as the squonk.

Poppy 42:11

Aw.

Skye 42:12

is the smallest. We're taller than the Squonk,

River 42:14

You're not that much taller.

Poppy 42:16

is pocket sized

River 42:17

Not that much. bigger

Skye 42:20

So the daydreamer is idealistic and romantic, often has their hair- their head in the clouds, but finds a lot of great ideas up there. That's so artistic and, you know

Poppy 42:33

Yeah

Skye 42:34

And I was kind of racking my brain 'cause I was like, "Well, we need an even number if this is gonna be a Love Island kind of situation." And

River 42:43

contestants

Skye 42:45

yeah. So I came up with this freak.

Poppy 42:52

Slenderman?

Skye 42:54

That is the entity from the cults episode.

Poppy 42:59

Oh, ew. He's in a little business suit

Skye 43:07

Yeah, he's just a little gray alien, and he's in a little business suit. And, and his name is just The Entity. And he has a little, like...

River 43:15

I hope he and Peter still start dating

Poppy 43:17

Wow, he and the wizard are just, have the same name.

Skye 43:22

The is a common name in this universe, unfortunately. It's like John

Poppy 43:27

Mm-hmm. John Entity, John Wizard

Skye 43:32

Mm-hmm. But I love the, the fact that he's an alien and everyone else is just like, "My boy, the entity," and like they're, they're

River 43:40

God, he's great. I was hanging out with him yesterday. The entity rocks.

Skye 43:44

He's also really tall. Like, he's just really tall and really thin.

River 43:47

and really thin

Skye 43:48

He's so nasty. We'll get into their food and stuff, but his taste preferences are so nasty.

River 43:54

shit,

Skye 43:56

Yeah, it's like blue cheese and durian and shit that he likes, and I'm like, "Ew."

River 43:59

and shit.

Poppy 44:00

had durian before. I heard it doesn't

Skye 44:02

I heard it's

Poppy 44:03

it just smells bad

River 44:04

No. Yeah, it's very stinky, but it's pretty, pretty sweet

Skye 44:09

Okay, we have Sky Poppy River, the Wizard Squonk, BitchX Wife, Peter Steele, and The Entity. Those are the players on our Love Island game. And just for fun, I'm gonna send you guys a little picture of the squad

River 44:23

Oh my God. They are hanging out.

Poppy 44:29

Wow. We are so cute.

Skye 44:32

I know.

Poppy 44:34

I bet the wizard is so happy to be included.

River 44:37

Oh my God, to have

Poppy 44:38

He got invited. He's like, "I can't believe they invited me to this. This is the best day of my life."

River 44:43

I can't believe my plan fucking worked

Skye 44:46

Yeah.

Poppy 44:47

We're still under the influence of the orb

River 44:49

Yeah,

Skye 44:50

Yeah, that's it in the background, in fact, that big orb Mm-hmm.

River 44:54

yeah. Why does Squonk kinda look like Fred Durst in this picture?

Poppy 45:01

Oh.

River 45:02

He's got like a beanie and a hoodie and a goatee

Skye 45:07

Yeah, they all have different outfits and things that they change into, 'cause I've been playing it for about a month, so.

River 45:15

They got

Skye 45:15

I guess now I'll kind of just generally talk about very basic gameplay.

Poppy 45:21

Mm-hmm.

Skye 45:22

So you get the island. I'm Divine One, I'm creating these little guys, and then I'm putting things on the island like little benches, and I'm-- As I fulfill their wishes, their happiness meter goes up. I collect their happiness into a little jar that I then pour into the wishing well. That is actually where the, the orb, quote-unquote, that I showed you guys. When the well fills up, the well will grant you a wish, meaning you can pick from either new quirks to give your characters, new things to put around the island. You can buy tickets to let them travel somewhere, et cetera. Also, like in Animal Crossing: New Horizons, there are options to have like an island builder, so you can add land, add sea, add sand. You can sort of customize everything. There's also a palette workshop where you can go in and draw your own items, and you can create your own items

River 46:21

can give them a Coca-Cola.

Skye 46:24

Literally, yes. I made a sky margarita, so yeah, you can do anything.

River 46:28

you can give them anything.

Skye 46:31

Yes. And they all have their own little houses. They can move in with each other. Their friendship levels fluctuate. They get into little fights sometimes. Um,

River 46:44

they have tiffs, and then

Skye 46:46

sometimes they have tiffs. Mm-hmm.

Poppy 46:48

Do you design their houses too, or do they like, does

Skye 46:51

yes, you can

Poppy 46:52

Wow. That's a lot

Skye 46:55

Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that you can do, so you can really have fun with it. There is a lot of back and forth this past month. There have been a lot of moving in, moving out. There are lots of, uh, group names that I came up for everybody, and I am going to ask you guys for help later,

Poppy 47:16

Mm-hmm.

Skye 47:20

And once you hear the names that I have previously, maybe we can kinda spitball together to get, like, the one collective name Let's get into it. Let's start in the timeline. My first bullet point here, uh... Oh, sometimes you can see their dreams. If they're dreaming, you can see their dreams

Poppy 47:42

a little oneiromancy going on.

Skye 47:44

Well, Nyra, Manxi, and the first dream that I saw was one of Poppy's, which is very fitting. And Poppy's dream, um, it was Poppy, Skye, Squonk, and the Wizard are worshiping slime. So there was slime in the center, and we're all sort of like dancing around it like it's some sort of flame.

Poppy 48:06

Mm-hmm.

Skye 48:08

Um, and then I was gifted the slime 'cause it-- your dream manifested the slime, and so I got to use

Poppy 48:13

good at that.

Skye 48:15

Yeah. Um, and then Poppy and Skye talking about haunted spots. We were sitting on a little park bench, and I was like, "What are you two talking about?" And it was like, Poppy and Skye are talking about different haunted spots on the island. And I said, "That's so like us."

Poppy 48:28

that's so real

Skye 48:32

Mm-hmm.

Poppy 48:32

That's where part of I feel my essence was sucked away recently, and I guess it just went into

River 48:37

I've been feeling a little more hollow lately.

Poppy 48:40

It's the

Skye 48:41

did say, "How are you gonna break it to them that you have created tulpas of their image?"

River 48:47

I'm delighted.

Poppy 48:49

I love, I love being perceived

Skye 48:52

Yeah, and I think that I did it accurately and respectfully. Um, my next bullet point is just the wizard ex, bitch ex-wife, like, like pairing,

River 49:02

You know what? I could see that lasting not a long time, but it would be a

Poppy 49:08

It would burn bright, yeah

River 49:09

Yeah. Burn bright, burn fast

Skye 49:13

Then the wizard gives speech to Squonk, Bitch Ex-Wife, and Poppy about how a rose in the dark is the greatest light, and they are all shook to their cores. So I gave the wizard a rose because I was like, "Maybe you'll give it to somebody else and it'll be a little

Poppy 49:30

Little Bachelor action.

Skye 49:32

Yeah, but then I gave it to him and he decided to put it out on the ground and gather a group of people and talk at them about it.

Poppy 49:42

That's so wizard coded.

Skye 49:44

I

Poppy 49:45

lecturing us to teach a lesson

River 49:50

that only he

Skye 49:51

the characters will fall down or have hiccups or get stuck for some reason. So either you can help them or you can drag... 'Cause you can pick them up like a little cat by their scruff and, like, drag them around. So if someone, um, is afflicted by the hiccups, you can kind of pick someone up and have them help that person out. Yeah. So, um, the wizard helps Skye with the hiccups, and she develops a crush on him

River 50:22

Drama.

Skye 50:24

I'm gonna tell you right now, I have had a crush on damn near everyone on this island.

Poppy 50:31

Slut. Slut, slut, slut.

Skye 50:35

Do I end up with anyone or do I just stay messy?

Poppy 50:38

Stay tuned

Skye 50:39

Stay tuned. All right, so, and I think I put Wizard Bitch X Wife 'cause I think I just saw them hanging out a lot and I was like, "What's going on

River 50:51

What's going on

Poppy 50:51

friendship? Is it a romance? A

Skye 50:54

Yeah, and then he comes over, helps me with my hiccups, which I love the cut scenes. There are so many cut scenes that are so funny. The, the ones for the hiccups, it'll like, the screen will go black, and you'll hear like a drill, and it'll be like, "Bzz, bzz." And you're like, "What are they doing?"

River 51:12

They're fixing your hiccups.

Skye 51:14

They're fixing it, yeah.

River 51:15

Don't ask questions.

Skye 51:17

Um, and then a bombshell enters the villa, Peter Steele.

River 51:22

Peter Steele.

Skye 51:23

'Cause you can't do all of them all at once. It's like you, as you

River 51:26

you can only do, like, two and then...

Poppy 51:29

oh man, i bet that shakes everything up

River 51:33

Mm-hmm.

Skye 51:34

Uh, Skye is down bad for the wizard 'cause they have different levels of friendship and such, so even the crush, it's like crushing or likes a lot or head over heels. You know, you can get levels. So apparently my crush is just developing for the wizard, and I'm like down bad for this, this freak. And then Peter Steele crushes on Skye

Poppy 52:01

Oh, it's blooming.

Skye 52:03

the wizard.

River 52:05

Oh my God.

Skye 52:06

It's happening. And IRL Sky is like, Hell yeah. it's

River 52:12

What's gonna happen next? Mess, mess, mess.

Skye 52:16

But then the wizard gets feelings for a squonk.

Poppy 52:23

Okay.

River 52:24

Oh my God.

Skye 52:25

mess. It's a mess, y'all.

River 52:28

Okay

Skye 52:30

Nobody's on the same page.

Poppy 52:31

feel about that? Does a squonk, is the squonk reciprocating?

Skye 52:35

Then River crushes on bitch ex-wife.

Poppy 52:45

Oh.

River 52:47

Ah, dude. She's, there's just something about her.

Skye 52:52

She just, I mean, look at

River 52:53

just

Poppy 52:54

pussy go crazy,

Skye 52:56

Yeah.

River 52:57

but the pussy is pristine.

Skye 53:00

Mm.

Poppy 53:01

That's how it happens

Skye 53:02

Then the entity joins. So there's all this mess going on, and then an alien

River 53:05

God. And then some fucking figure shows up

Skye 53:11

The way you can change their walks and the way the Entity walks, the way I made him walk, he walks like a little, like he has like, I think they call it walks with rhythm. So he does like a little like jig when he's

River 53:25

little jig when he walks.

Skye 53:27

'Cause he's just like trying to be a human and trying to understand the culture,

River 53:31

Hello, fellow people. Ah."

Skye 53:35

that's his vibe, and I, I like the Entity. Entity is another controversial figure, but he's also a great alien, so Peter asks Sky out and she says no

River 53:54

You fucking idiot.

Poppy 53:55

Like on

Skye 53:56

I'm in love with the wizard.

Poppy 53:59

How does that

Skye 54:00

to b- l- um, I think it was like a you confess your feelings type of thing.

River 54:05

Yeah.

Skye 54:07

Um, and he was like, "Will you go out with me?" And she was like, "No." And IRL me was like, "Bro, that's Peter

Poppy 54:15

you're fumbling. You're

River 54:16

Girl

Skye 54:18

Girl, you're fumbling." But the thing is, is that even if you d- you do what you can to try to force a situation, it's like they ultimately kind of have their own autonomy

River 54:27

do whatever they want.

Skye 54:30

Um, and then Sky crushes on River.

River 54:36

Back

Poppy 54:36

Oh my

Skye 54:37

They do like a thing where if someone if someone has a crush on someone, but then they have a crush on someone else, they go, "I'm having confused feelings. Like, do you think I like this person or this person?" And so

River 54:51

And that prompt popped up for you and you went, "Yes."

Poppy 54:55

Mm-hmm.

Skye 54:56

I pushed back to the wizard. I was like, "Let's, let, you just stay with the wizard. Don't be, don't get in the middle

River 55:03

Don't get messy. And then

Skye 55:04

and their bitch ex-wife."

River 55:06

anyway?"

Poppy 55:08

It sounds like you're just afraid of the bitch ex-wife

Skye 55:11

Well, who isn't?

River 55:14

I know I am.

Poppy 55:16

Yeah. That's part

Skye 55:17

So now the entity crush is on me. Entity is like, "Love Skye. Skye's a cutie."

River 55:26

Peter's still heartbroken.

Poppy 55:27

Does he

Skye 55:28

literally my next, my next bullet point is Peter is heartbroken and won't get over Skye. Devastated. They literally go into a depression where you, like, have to give them a bunch of

River 55:38

You have to give them presents and

Poppy 55:40

need to make some wishes." You need to get your happiness up.

Skye 55:44

Yeah. Um, but, and I want you to consider, obviously all of this is going over four weeks. This is not all happening at once. Squonk now has feelings for the wizard. We have a mutual crush.

Poppy 56:01

But the wizard likes the squonk, right?

Skye 56:04

Yeah, there's a mutual crush.

Poppy 56:06

no

River 56:06

Squonk, Squonk likes Wizard's back now.

Skye 56:12

Uh, Sky develops crush on River for real and loses interest in the wizard

River 56:17

Oh my God. Back off, you're married.

Poppy 56:21

compete with the squonk.

River 56:23

I'm just so charming

Skye 56:25

very next bullet point, Sky gets over River, and then in parentheses, I had a boring, boring convo. I don't know. I had a conversation with you, and I was like, damn, lost interest. Low-key got the ick.

Poppy 56:38

It's that jester

River 56:39

Did I give you the ick?

Skye 56:42

Mm-hmm. So w- when did I... Oh, I skipped over Wizard and Squonk move in together

Poppy 56:53

Whoa. Do they maintain their own houses too? Or do the h- does the house, like, disappear?

Skye 56:58

So their houses join together, so there's a big, like, living room, kitchen at the first floor, and then everyone's room is on top, on, like, the second and third floors, depending on how many people. They have separate rooms still, yes. And there can be up to eight people living in a house.

River 57:17

That's a polycule.

Skye 57:18

Yeah And sometimes they get together and they're, like, sitting at the table and they have little conversations, and they do little voting and they're like, "Who's the sexiest in the house? Everyone say who you think," and then they vote. So they do fun little things when they live together. Um, and then Poppy moves in with the Squonk and Wizard.

Poppy 57:43

Oh.

Skye 57:44

Yeah. 'Cause sometimes, I don't remember who said it, but sometimes... Yes, I think that sometimes when you're good friends, they'll be like, "I wanna try living with Poppy. Should I do it? What should we talk about?" And then, you know, they go have a conversation, and depending on your friendship level and if you guys wanna talk about the same thing, you decide to move in or not. So sometimes they'll be asked to move in, and then they'll be like, "Eh, we're not on the same page." But in this instance, you were on the same page, and you were like, "Yeah, sounds like a great time."

Poppy 58:16

living situation.

River 58:18

For

Poppy 58:19

We're just down at the firehouse, like, yeah.

Skye 58:24

I gotta make their living room a firehouse if I find one.

Poppy 58:27

There's just like, I'm trying to sleep and the squonk is just sobbing

Skye 58:34

So you move in with Squonk and Wizard, and the name that I came up for the three of you living together, the household name is Wizonki

Poppy 58:44

Cute.

River 58:45

Okay.

Poppy 58:46

yes.

Skye 58:47

Wazonki. And then Skye crushes on Poppy.

Poppy 58:52

Girl, you are all over the place.

River 58:55

my God. This is what? The fourth person now?

Skye 58:59

Yeah.

River 59:00

Yeah.

Skye 59:02

Yeah, and am I done? Will I settle with Poppy? Who

River 59:04

probably

Poppy 59:05

halfway through, everyone. Mm-hmm.

Skye 59:10

I'm finally bucking up and I'm like, "Let me actually pull the trigger." But then I'm confessing my feelings to you. I was like, "Okay, I'm gonna take her out in front of the fountain in the courtyard, and I'm gonna be like, 'Poppy, I have feelings for you. Will you be my girlfriend?'"

Poppy 59:32

Mm-hmm.

Skye 59:33

And then guess who fucking barges in? None other than bitch ex-wife.

River 59:40

What's she doing there?

Skye 59:42

She comes in and she goes, "Actually, I'm the one who has feelings for you,

Poppy 59:46

Oh my

Skye 59:46

the one who really loves you."

River 59:48

Oh my God.

Skye 59:50

And I said, "I know." And I'm like, um, "I was the one who came..." I, yeah, I'm like, "I was the one who confessed my feelings to you first. Obviously, I'm the one who loves you more. Who are you gonna be with? You have to choose

River 1:00:04

Make your choice.

Skye 1:00:06

Make your choice."

Poppy 1:00:08

Who

Skye 1:00:08

And yes, there is an option to choose neither. Like, you can choose n- like, the, the mii can choose one or choose neither. And tell me why you chose bitch ex-wife

Poppy 1:00:20

She's, she's hot, man. I don't know. I don't know what to say. I like her makeup.

Skye 1:00:24

weren't even looking at Bitch Ex-Wife until she interrupted my confession.

Poppy 1:00:29

them tig old bitties. I can't stay away.

River 1:00:31

Yeah, it's those big naturals.

Poppy 1:00:34

Wait, so River and her are not together?

River 1:00:36

No. No.

Skye 1:00:38

guys are the first

River 1:00:40

you have a crush on a me doesn't mean you're automatically dating them

Skye 1:00:45

Yeah. Just because you have a mutual crush doesn't mean you're automatically dating. You have to do a whole song and

River 1:00:51

Gonna do a whole cut scene about it.

Skye 1:00:53

literally

River 1:00:56

What have you done? The second you mentioned Tomodachi, I was like, "What did you do? No, no, no, no.

Skye 1:01:07

done? What have you done? No, no, no

River 1:01:07

Ah."

Poppy 1:01:09

Come on, baby.

Skye 1:01:10

He chooses bitch ex-wife. Then River helps Skye feel better, and then she redevelops her crush on them.

River 1:01:21

Let me be. My God.

Skye 1:01:25

I'm like, "You made me feel better.

River 1:01:28

I'm in love with you, question mark?

Skye 1:01:31

Yeah

River 1:01:34

Sometimes it be like that

Skye 1:01:36

Um, and at this point Wizard and Squonk are mutual crushing but not officially dating. Entity likes me. They live together. The Entity likes me and Peter Steele likes me, and I like River

River 1:01:51

Yeah.

Skye 1:01:52

and I think River also likes Bitchek's wife

River 1:01:55

Yes.

Skye 1:01:56

but Bitchek's wife and Poppy are now an item. They're

River 1:01:59

The first official couple.

Skye 1:02:02

Mm-hmm.

River 1:02:03

Wow

Poppy 1:02:04

Sweethearts

Skye 1:02:07

Sweet hats. Uh, and then Poppy wants to live with River. She's like, "Come into the Wizönki house. Come."

River 1:02:16

I don't know, dude. I don't know, dude. You're dating my bitch ex-wife. I don't know, dude.

Skye 1:02:22

I don't... Bitch X wife is not living in the

River 1:02:25

not living there, but I'm imagining she's gonna be around pretty often. Yeah.

Skye 1:02:29

Yeah. She's, she's in your kitchen, you know what I mean?

River 1:02:32

Yeah

Skye 1:02:35

Um, River moves in with the gang and now Wizonki is now Wizonkery.

Poppy 1:02:42

Quasankery, yeah.

River 1:02:45

Yeah

Skye 1:02:48

Uh, and then I decide to confess my feelings to River. I say, "Okay, this time we're gonna go..." There's a Ferris wheel, by the way. There's a big Ferris wheel on the island. And I go, "I'm gonna make it really romantic. I'm gonna do it the old-fashioned way, where we're gonna go on the Ferris wheel, super romantic. We're

Poppy 1:03:03

can't get away.

River 1:03:05

can't get away. can't escape.

Skye 1:03:07

No one can come in here. We're on a

River 1:03:10

it's just us.

Skye 1:03:12

It's

River 1:03:12

Finally got you alone like I wanted

Skye 1:03:15

Um, I get shot down on the Ferris wheel. Um,

Poppy 1:03:20

active shooter.

Skye 1:03:23

no. That's the ninth resident is active

Poppy 1:03:27

Oh, God.

River 1:03:28

shooter. Oh, no. I imagine you did it at the top, so it's just a really uncomfortable ride all the way back down to the bottom.

Skye 1:03:39

yeah. So you shoot me down because you have feelings for Bitch X wife

River 1:03:45

Brother, she's in a relationship. Get over it. Move on

Skye 1:03:48

Well then after I confess my feelings to you and you're like, "Absolutely not. Absolutely not. We are just friends," I actually have feelings for Bitch X Wife, and now I'm gonna confess my feelings to Bitch X Wife, who's in a relationship, by the way, with Papi actively.

River 1:04:06

Oh

Poppy 1:04:06

Wow,

Skye 1:04:07

So you do it at, you do it at the

Poppy 1:04:09

up

River 1:04:09

And you knew that.

Skye 1:04:11

And you knew that,

River 1:04:13

And you did it at my birthday dinner

Skye 1:04:15

and you did it at my birthday dinner, and you do do it at the restaurant So you invite her to the restaurant, and you are like, "Bitch ex-wife, me and you, what's good?" And then the entity comes in and they interrupt professing their love for bitch ex-wife. "Hey, I thought you liked me,

River 1:04:40

She's the hottest bitch on the

Poppy 1:04:41

Whoa, she's mine. Back the fuck off.

River 1:04:46

Oh my God.

Skye 1:04:48

Yeah, and so she rejects both of yous, and she's like, "I'm literally dating Poppy,"

Poppy 1:04:53

Yeah. Yeah, she did. Yeah, she

River 1:04:55

God.

Poppy 1:04:56

She may be a bitch, but she's not a cheater

River 1:04:59

No.

Skye 1:04:59

she may be bitch ex-wife, but she a bad bitch ex-wife, you know what I'm saying?

River 1:05:03

bitch. She's a faithful bitch

Skye 1:05:06

Yeah And then Poppy and Bitch X Wife move in together. Bitch X Wife says, "Poppy, why don't you get out of Wazonkery? Come in with me."

Poppy 1:05:17

So is it just Wazonker now?

Skye 1:05:20

uh, I don't... I might get into it, but you guys are bippy.

Poppy 1:05:26

Mm-hmm. Bippy.

Skye 1:05:29

You guys are bippy. Um, and then Poppy and the entity become friends over the cosmic fish.

Poppy 1:05:38

No. Wait, how did You

River 1:05:41

can't escape her.

Skye 1:05:43

'Cause you can insert little dialogue phrases and little subjects for them to talk about. So

River 1:05:50

et cetera

Skye 1:05:51

you guys have a conversation and the entity is like, "Oh, Poppy, if you had to choose between the cosmic fish and death, like, what would you choose?" And both of you were like, "Oh, the cosmic fish, obviously." And he was like, "I never thought I'd meet anyone who felt the same." And so that's how you guys became friends.

River 1:06:09

that's sweet.

Skye 1:06:10

Yeah

Poppy 1:06:11

Of course he knows the cosmic fish.

River 1:06:13

Of course, they're good friends.

Skye 1:06:15

course.

Poppy 1:06:17

She haunts me

Skye 1:06:19

And then Squonk wants to marry the wizard. Squonk's having the itch.

River 1:06:24

not even

Skye 1:06:26

Are they together? Like, I must have

River 1:06:28

together? They must be

Skye 1:06:32

There's so much. Squonk now ha- also has feelings for the wizard. They move in together. They m- yeah, they mu- I must have forgotten to write

River 1:06:41

Okay. So they've been a couple.

Skye 1:06:43

Yeah, so they're a couple. 'Cause I feel like they low-key were the first couple before Poppy and Bitches Wife. I don't remember. But

Poppy 1:06:51

that would make sense 'cause they were, like, liking each other longer

Skye 1:06:55

Yeah, Squonk wants to marry the wizard, so there's a proposal game that you have to play. Low-key, it's kinda hard. It's like a... It- 'cause what happens is, is the person comes to you and they're like, "I wanna marry the person that I'm dating, but I'm feeling a little bit nervous. Can I have your support?" And you go, "Yeah." And then it, like, zooms into their brain when they're feeling like they're, they might think about something else. You gotta keep them on track, so you have to shoot the things that might be a distraction in their mind, like a little shooter game. But they come at you so fast from different directions, uh, that if you get hit once, they immediately start thinking about whatever that thing is, and then they ruin, they mess up the dialogue. And you get three chances, and I fucking beefed it. I beefed it multiple times. But I beefed it, and then the wizard was like, "Uh, I actually gotta go do something," and so they did not get engaged But you can try again. You can try again. It doesn't... No, no, it doesn't make them break up. It's just kind of like a weird interaction for them where they're like, "Okay, you wanted to talk to me, but now you're like stuttering and saying weird shit."

River 1:08:11

or whatever. I'll

Skye 1:08:12

Yeah, exactly. then the entity crushes on Sky again. I must have missed a few updates. Sky's still crushing on River. Get over it,

River 1:08:23

it, girl.

Skye 1:08:24

turned me down, and I'm still crushing on you, by the way.

River 1:08:28

Classic.

Skye 1:08:29

You turned me down, turned around, and confessed your feelings to bitch ex-wife, and I was like, "There's still hope. There's still hope."

River 1:08:38

I could still

Poppy 1:08:39

be second choice.

Skye 1:08:41

It's giving desperate. It's giving pathetic on my part. Poppy wants to move in with the wizard. She's like, "Bitch ex-wife, why don't we move back-- why don't together we move in?"

River 1:08:52

Had a good thing going over there.

Poppy 1:08:54

So wait. Okay. To, 'cause the...

River 1:08:56

if two couples co-hosted?

Poppy 1:08:59

River's

Skye 1:08:59

so it'd be all four of you.

Poppy 1:09:01

Oh,

Skye 1:09:02

I think so.

Poppy 1:09:02

so it would be five?

Skye 1:09:03

So five, yes. And the household name is now Wizzonkery, bitch. Wizzonkery, bitch.

Poppy 1:09:13

Wazonkery, bitch.

Skye 1:09:16

Yeah

Poppy 1:09:17

So who's left? The Entity, the s- uh, no. The Squonk is in the

Skye 1:09:20

The Entity, Skye, and Peter Steele are not in the Bazonkery Bitch house.

Poppy 1:09:27

Outcasts

Skye 1:09:29

y'all are all living together. Now River crushes on Poppy. We gotta break them up. We have to break Poppy and Bitch X Wife up. Gotta break them up

River 1:09:40

Any means

Poppy 1:09:41

You're like, "I can't have your girlfriend? Okay, I'm gonna set my sights on you now."

River 1:09:45

Fine

Skye 1:09:47

Meanwhile, Bitch X Wife is now wanting to propose to Poppy.

Poppy 1:09:52

Whoa.

Skye 1:09:54

Well,

Poppy 1:09:54

Second marriage.

Skye 1:09:57

Yeah. Um, and then in parentheses I put, "That game is fucking hard," because I beefed that proposal too. Now, the entity is crushing on Bitch X Wife. River's onto Poppy, the entity's onto Bitch X Wife. They are praying for your downfall

Poppy 1:10:15

Mm-hmm.

Skye 1:10:16

there was another cut scene where Squonk tried to propose again, and I failed the proposal game again. But because their relationship status, the wizard was also at wants to marry, the wizard was like, "Do you wanna get married?" And like they had a beautiful moment.

River 1:10:33

Yeah.

Skye 1:10:34

did get married

River 1:10:36

Oh my

Poppy 1:10:36

You know what? I feel like the squonk and the wizard need each other.

River 1:10:40

I feel like they're good for each other

Skye 1:10:42

Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to see photos of their

Poppy 1:10:48

Yeah

Skye 1:10:51

Okay, I guess I didn't take it on my phone. I'll just live pull up, 'cause I d- I just need to go to the album on the Switch. I don't need to open up the game No

River 1:11:00

Oh my God. They're so cute.

Skye 1:11:06

Oh

Poppy 1:11:07

Are they both

Skye 1:11:07

is bald, by the way, under his

Poppy 1:11:10

I figured.

Skye 1:11:13

Yeah, they're both blushing

River 1:11:15

She's so cute.

Skye 1:11:18

And then here's everybody at the wedding.

River 1:11:20

And we're all so happy for them.

Skye 1:11:23

obviously. And a little song played, and it was lovely.

River 1:11:29

Did they go on a honeymoon?

Skye 1:11:32

Yes, they did. They went to Uh, yeah, I think they went to South America. Yeah, 'cause they saw the Easter Island heads.

Poppy 1:11:46

Nice. The wizard and his little sunglasses.

Skye 1:11:49

Yeah. Yeah. 'Cause he was like, "I want a different hat," so I gave him the sunglasses.

River 1:11:58

I need a different accessory

Skye 1:12:00

Yeah. So they got married, and that's beautiful. So they are spouses now. Um, Squonk is non-binary cause I was It's giving non-binary." So we have three non-binaries on the island: River, Squonk, and the entity, because the entity is simply an entity.

Poppy 1:12:20

And all Squonk knows is sob. Sob, cry, sad.

River 1:12:24

But now tears of joy because they're married. Oh

Poppy 1:12:28

Someone's attracted to them.

Skye 1:12:30

The wizard. River confesses their feelings for Poppy. Denied

Poppy 1:12:38

Denied

River 1:12:41

Um, denied. Try again later,

Skye 1:12:44

Then the entity wants to live with Bitch X Wife while crushing. They're crushing on Bitch X Wife, and they're like, "And what if we live together?"

River 1:12:52

Mans

Skye 1:12:53

So basically, the entity wants to move into Wizonkery Bitch.

Poppy 1:12:56

Mm-hmm. Who wouldn't,

Skye 1:12:58

And then the entity moves in. Bitch X Wife is like, "We're

River 1:13:02

I like how everyone is just moving into one house.

Skye 1:13:06

Yeah. And I do want you to know that I have the choice to, like, move them, but that seems too complicated 'cause everybody's like, "I wanna live with my friend." And I'm like, "Why don't you move into the big friend

River 1:13:17

Okay. Yeah.

Skye 1:13:18

I almost make it a goal. I'm like, "Can I get everyone in

River 1:13:20

Can I get everyone in this house? Like a real Love Island show. Can you all live in the same house?

Skye 1:13:28

Yes. And then River gets Sky to move in.

River 1:13:33

Peter. Peter, come to us. Peter.

Poppy 1:13:37

coded though.

Skye 1:13:38

he's He's like,

River 1:13:39

He's been, like, so

Poppy 1:13:41

He hasn't had any... Yeah.

Skye 1:13:45

He just has a crush on

River 1:13:46

a crush on you. That's all that he's got going on.

Skye 1:13:51

had a crush on me, and then he confessed his feelings to me and I denied him. But he still has a crush on me,

River 1:13:58

And since then he's just removed himself?

Skye 1:14:02

Also, like, I gave him a guitar, so he's just, like, singing out into the ocean about how I don't understand his love. Like, that's what he's

River 1:14:09

my

Skye 1:14:10

so the entity moves in and then I move in, and so our new collective house name is Ex Enter P Squizard

Poppy 1:14:19

Mm-hmm.

Skye 1:14:20

Okay.

Poppy 1:14:20

Yeah

Skye 1:14:21

All right. All right. So we basically need to add Peter into that somehow.

River 1:14:28

Later. Come on.

Skye 1:14:30

Um, when did I get feelings for the entity? Girl, I can't keep up with

River 1:14:37

Who's to say?

Skye 1:14:39

But then I confessed to the entity on the Ferris wheel, 'cause I'm like, "Let's do that again. That was a

River 1:14:45

You love the Ferris

Skye 1:14:47

But I love the Ferris wheel. And then

River 1:14:50

Maybe it'll work with this one

Skye 1:14:52

But then River comes in because they have a crush on the entity, and they're like, "Actually, I'm the one who likes the entity."

Poppy 1:15:00

River keeps interrupting.

River 1:15:02

the Ferris wheel.

Skye 1:15:05

You crawled in

Poppy 1:15:05

in the same car?

River 1:15:07

How do I get up there?

Skye 1:15:10

And then the entity chooses neither, and they say, "I only have eyes for the scenery." Devastating. Absolutely devastating.

River 1:15:22

my God, that's such an asexual response

Skye 1:15:25

Uh-huh I have to send you guys a video

Poppy 1:15:28

A video?

Skye 1:15:30

there are some cut scenes. Um, all of the Miis have preferences for different things, like different Foods, different clothes, et cetera. Where is... Okay, okay, okay, I'm too far back. So I give Skye chocolate, and she loves it. The cut scene that ensued at how much she loves chocolate is the most insane piece of media I've ever seen in my entire life, and I had to give her another piece of chocolate so I could record her reaction to it to show you guys. Here it is. 55 seconds long So I'm feeding her chocolate. Yum.

River 1:16:22

I like your spooky little interior.

Skye 1:16:26

Thank you.

Poppy 1:16:28

Yum.

River 1:16:30

Nice stink lines

Skye 1:16:32

She eats cautiously.

Poppy 1:16:35

Oh my God. Parting

River 1:16:40

She does this every time she eats chocolate?

Skye 1:16:43

Yeah. So she goes out onto an island and yells, "It's so good," a beam of light like

River 1:16:52

a Kamehameha blast out of her

Skye 1:16:55

comes out of her mouth through the ocean, the sea parts, and then it shoots up into a golden light that has the chocolate inside of a halo. Now

Poppy 1:17:08

Then her eyes turn black

Skye 1:17:10

Yeah, her, her eyes do that watery, like anime, like, "I love this." They do that frequently sometimes, like when they're talking about things that they really love, they'll kind of go, "I love this so much."

River 1:17:21

Big wet eyes

Skye 1:17:23

Big wet eyes. Now, there are only-- I've only had two love cut scenes so far, and I guess we'll get into the other one when it comes up. I th- 'cause I think I took a video of the other one too The entity gets shot down by Bitch X Wife.

River 1:17:41

She's committed.

Skye 1:17:43

And then in all caps I wrote, "Squonk wants to have a baby."

River 1:17:48

Squaw will have a baby

Skye 1:17:49

Squonk wants to have a baby

River 1:17:51

with the wizard.

Poppy 1:17:52

Oh.

Skye 1:17:53

the wizard.

River 1:17:54

my God.

Skye 1:17:56

Ugh

River 1:17:57

Oh my-

Skye 1:18:01

Then, Bitch X Wife and Poppy move out. They're like, "We need, we need to be private. I think that, you know, we're getting a little bit serious. I think that we need to just, like, be a couple privately." I think that you guys have a little... Yeah. Uh, but I've changed your name from Bippy to Poppage

Poppy 1:18:21

I like Pop Itch.

Skye 1:18:23

Mm-hmm. I think I had just forgotten about Bippy, but Bippy is cute. That Bippy is like puppy love. Poppage is like, that's for

Poppy 1:18:31

It's like my pop is itching

River 1:18:40

Who up itching they pop

Skye 1:18:44

But then guess what? Bitch ex-wife is like, "I gotta propose for real this time."

River 1:18:52

I'm not fucking around anymore.

Skye 1:18:54

And then I locked in and I said, "Okay, queen.

Poppy 1:18:57

Make it

Skye 1:18:57

I got you this, I got you this time." And I did. Bitch X wife proposed, and Poppy said yeah, and they got

River 1:19:06

yeah. Hell yeah. Hell

Poppy 1:19:08

married. Two blondes.

Skye 1:19:10

X wife

River 1:19:11

Two type A blondes

Skye 1:19:15

You guys got married.

Poppy 1:19:18

You're so happy.

Skye 1:19:20

Yeah.

Poppy 1:19:21

Am I wearing a little tiara?

Skye 1:19:24

you both are. And here's your, like, official, like, little wedding photo.

River 1:19:28

my gosh, so cute.

Skye 1:19:32

Yeah You guys are both wearing dresses 'cause you're both girls. There's

River 1:19:40

that's what girls wear

Skye 1:19:42

there's an option when you're creating the characters of, like, what kind of attire they wear on special occasions, and so you can either choose, like, blouses and dresses or, like, suits, or you can choose both. So there are sometimes... I think that I have Squonk set up as wearing either. Oh. So there's diff- There's me news, so sometimes they're wearing little news an- anchor outfits, and they all take turns operating all of the stores that are on the island, and so they're wearing the little store outfits. And sometimes when you're choosing, um, the wish, like when the wish comes up, in the margins, they're dressed up as little angels with, like, little... They're... It's very cute

River 1:20:29

That's very cute

Skye 1:20:31

Very cute. Let's see. Da, da, da. Y'all get married. Yeah, 'cause Bitrex's wife was probably like, "We gotta move out. It's gotta be the two of us, 'cause I'm about to propose. We're about to be married. It's gotta just be us." And then River moves out. River's like, "I kinda wanna be on my own. There's a lot going

Poppy 1:20:52

need their space.

Skye 1:20:53

There's like a, two married couples in here. You know, Squonk's talking about wanting a baby. I don't know if I wanna be around for a

Poppy 1:21:01

Yeah

Skye 1:21:04

Then Skye finally crushes back on Peter Steele.

River 1:21:09

Oh my God,

Poppy 1:21:11

Oh

River 1:21:11

finally Peter comes back into the mix

Skye 1:21:15

Can I get a motherfucking amen? Please. Then Squonk and the wizard have a baby. I showed up one day and they said, "Somebody wants to meet you."

River 1:21:28

Oh my God.

Skye 1:21:31

And it was a baby boy.

River 1:21:34

Ugh.

Skye 1:21:35

It's a boy.

Poppy 1:21:36

I look so

River 1:21:37

Oh my That looks like the maddest baby in the world.

Poppy 1:21:43

Do they stay a

River 1:21:44

Wow, you have your father's eyes

Skye 1:21:47

They, they don't stay a baby forever. Here's a little picture of them being like a little toddler. Um, and then they do kind of grow up to be like a little teenager or young adult,

River 1:22:01

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Skye 1:22:06

and continue to be another me on the island, or they can

River 1:22:09

'Cause the adult Miis don't age. They just stay, like, they don't get into, like, old age.

Skye 1:22:16

Yeah. Yeah Y- there's like a whole cut scene with them raising the child. Um, it's really cute, but then the child is grown and they're like, "I'm grown up now. Thanks for looking after me. Do you want me to stay on the island or should I leave?" I kicked the

River 1:22:33

Do you wanna keep being my parents or should I fuck off?

Skye 1:22:37

I told the child, who they named Lindsay

River 1:22:41

Lindsay.

Skye 1:22:42

Lindsay I was like, "Go live your life, 'cause this is Love Island. I don't want you in the mix. That's gonna complicate things too much.

River 1:22:50

Yeah

Skye 1:22:51

Go to the big city, go to college, live your life out there." So then Peter Steele asks Skye to move in with him. And I do, and our house name is Steely.

Poppy 1:23:09

Steely

Skye 1:23:13

Okay, we're getting towards the end here. Thank you for being so patient with me

River 1:23:17

I love this. I'm eating it up

Skye 1:23:20

Then Bitch X wife wants a baby. She said, "I'm ready. I would like a, I would like a child." Then the entity gets a cunty new hairdo, and perhaps they're exploring their gender identity.

Poppy 1:23:37

They were bald before, just so you know, listeners.

River 1:23:42

They got a wig.

Skye 1:23:44

sometimes they go, "I kind of wanna explore a new hairdo." 'Cause one time the wizard got, like, the same hairdo, but they dyed it bright green,

Poppy 1:23:53

Cute.

Skye 1:23:54

and I was like, "Don't keep that." Um, oh yeah, me and Peter Steele went on a vacay one time and he dyed his hair white. Looking real like The Witcher, if I'm being honest. Here's the, The Entity's cunty little hairdo that they chose.

Poppy 1:24:16

It's like M- a Michael Jackson kinda...

Skye 1:24:19

Yeah, here it is from the side, like a little high pony

Poppy 1:24:22

Oh.

River 1:24:23

Long bangs, high

Skye 1:24:24

Yeah. So I was like, "Okay, maybe we're playing around with a little bit of, uh, expression here."

Poppy 1:24:31

They're learning the

Skye 1:24:32

And they were like, "Yeah." They were like, "Do you like it?" And I said, "Yeah, it looks good." And so they kept it for a little bit, but then they went back to the bald, so I said, "Okay.

River 1:24:41

Hmm

Skye 1:24:42

and then eventually I log on, somebody wants to meet you.

Poppy 1:24:47

My baby.

Skye 1:24:49

it.

River 1:24:51

I can't wait to see what this baby looks like

Skye 1:24:53

Poppy and Bitch X Wife have a baby girl, and y'all named her Kikyo. And here is her

River 1:25:05

Oh,

Poppy 1:25:07

blonde baby.

River 1:25:09

baby.

Skye 1:25:11

baby, here she is causing a ruckus.

Poppy 1:25:15

Is that a cauldron?

Skye 1:25:17

that's a cauldron that I made, yeah, in the background. And here's y'all at a picnic with like a, her as a little

Poppy 1:25:25

Is Bitch X wife topless?

Skye 1:25:28

No, she's wearing an orange

Poppy 1:25:30

Oh,

River 1:25:31

just got a orange tan.

Poppy 1:25:35

It's like, damn, she got them bitties out.

River 1:25:37

Yeah.

Skye 1:25:37

Um, oh, here's like a... I don't think I got the other one. Here's her as like a little grownup before I sent her off the island.

River 1:25:45

how sweet.

Skye 1:25:46

She got her, her bitch ex-wife mom, uh, bronzer application method.

River 1:25:52

Yeah

Skye 1:25:52

Oh, I'll save that picture for later. Okay, let's see. And again, I sent Kikyo off island to go to university or whatever 'cause this is a, this is a suck and fuck type island, so adults only

River 1:26:08

We want the drama. No children allowed

Skye 1:26:12

What the hell? Okay, so we got two married couples. They had kids. They're living in their house, but we still got some singles mingling. Sky and Peter finally get together. And let me tell you, it took a long time because we were crushing for a long time. I would, like, pick them up and make them talk to each other, and there would never be a cut scene. They would just walk off having, like, a normal conversation with each other.

River 1:26:39

Playing hard to get, the both of them.

Skye 1:26:41

literally, they had a mutual crush for the lo- like a week. And I was like, "Just... You guys live together. You have a cr- yeah."

Poppy 1:26:50

The tension.

Skye 1:26:51

Finally get together. Finally get together

Poppy 1:26:53

He's seven feet tall, you're two feet tall

River 1:26:56

Mm-hmm.

Skye 1:26:57

Oh my gosh, that's right what... I forget who confessed their feelings. I think, oh it was Skye confessing her feelings to Peter Steele no Him, it was Peter Steele confessing his feelings to Skye at the restaurant again, and then River and the entity intervene.

River 1:27:17

We're teaming

Skye 1:27:18

By the way, the entity was crawling on the ceiling like a

Poppy 1:27:22

What?

Skye 1:27:25

Yeah, and so it

River 1:27:26

up. Ew. Ew. That's so gross.

Skye 1:27:27

No, I like you." "No, I like

River 1:27:29

No, I like, no, I'm up here and I

Poppy 1:27:31

or for Peter?

Skye 1:27:33

for

River 1:27:33

First guy

Skye 1:27:35

And then Skye was like, "I like Peter." And I was like, "Thank

River 1:27:39

Peter, do you like me too?

Skye 1:27:42

'Cause if you would've been like, "I like that gray weirdo crawling on the ceiling," I would've been like, "Bitch,

River 1:27:47

That's it.

Skye 1:27:49

that's it for me."

River 1:27:50

That's it for me.

Skye 1:27:53

Like, you know that audio that's like, "You claim him?" And it's like, "Yeah, that's my man." and then like a day later, the first fight on the island breaks out between none other than Skye and Peter. I'm like, "Bitch,

River 1:28:10

Mess.

Skye 1:28:11

we just got

Poppy 1:28:12

About what? Mm-hmm

River 1:28:14

After

Skye 1:28:14

the messiest bitch on this island." Well, about what? There was a cut scene where Peter Steele and Squonk are talking, like outside, and then Skye is trying to get Peter Steele's attention, and she starts walking in between them back and forth, and then every time she breaks up their conversation, they just are like, "Okay, anyway," and go back to their conversation. And then eventually Peter goes, "What is your problem?" And Skye goes, "I'm right here," as if to be like, "How dare you ignore me?" And so they get into this big blowout. I'm like, "Oh my God. What the fuck?"

River 1:28:56

Unbelievable.

Skye 1:28:57

Unbelievable. I'm like, how come everybody else can just be like, "I love you, let's get married and have a baby right away." We get together, first day we have A fucking big blowout

Poppy 1:29:08

A big old fight.

Skye 1:29:09

Um, Peter did not forgive Sky, so the fight continued.

Poppy 1:29:15

Oh, whoa.

Skye 1:29:17

He was like, "You were actually being... That was actually really fucking rude of you. I don't forgive

River 1:29:21

Yeah. No,

Skye 1:29:22

And so they were fighting for, like, an entire day. But then, um, then Peter and Sky move in with Wizard, Squonk, and River. So we were like, "Let's just a- let's-"

River 1:29:35

so close. We were so close to having everyone in the house

Skye 1:29:40

Um, but then they worked out their fight because Skye was like, "Um, I think I wanna break up with Peter." And I was like, "No, why don't you try to work it out?"

River 1:29:53

I don't. Oh

Skye 1:29:54

And so then she went up to him and was like, "Hey," like, "can we start over, like, from blank?" And then there was, like, a long pause, and he was like, "Yeah." So then they were fine. But they're on the rocks. They're not doing great, but they're back to

River 1:30:11

They're back together, but it's shaky

Skye 1:30:14

Yeah. Um, then Poppy asked Peter to live together. What? Anyway, now everyone except the entity live together in one house.

River 1:30:33

Where's the entity

Poppy 1:30:33

Just crawling around on ceilings

River 1:30:35

Just in their own house?

Skye 1:30:36

Yeah, yeah, they have their own house. But then Squonk invites the entity to move in. We're all together now, baby.

River 1:30:44

Shit.

Poppy 1:30:45

And they were roommates

River 1:30:47

And they were all roommates

Skye 1:30:50

There's a vote in the house among all eight of them about who the, uh, fashion icon of the house is,

Poppy 1:30:58

Mm-hmm.

Skye 1:30:59

there was a unanimous vote that it was Poppy.

Poppy 1:31:04

Whoa.

Skye 1:31:05

Fashion

Poppy 1:31:06

So stylish. You know me and my fashion.

Skye 1:31:10

Mm-hmm. But then Squonk decides that they wanna live alone with the wizard. They're like, "This is too much for me."

River 1:31:19

That's a lot in one house

Skye 1:31:20

So then, so then Squizzard, singular, in their house. Um, there's another vote in the house without the wizard and Squonk after they leave about who the biggest jokester is, and ultimately Bitch X Wife got voted the biggest jokester

River 1:31:42

Classic. She's always up to a prank.

Skye 1:31:46

Mm-hmm. Then the entity moves in with the wizard and Squonk in their little house.

River 1:31:53

Okay.

Poppy 1:31:53

like, "Adopt me."

Skye 1:31:55

yeah, and then their little, their little name is Squizzity. Squonk wants to live with Poppy. I think they were g- moving out. I think they were like, "I was being a little bit, you know, irrational. Kinda miss my friends, specifically Poppy."

Poppy 1:32:14

Fashion icon,

Skye 1:32:16

Fashion icon Poppy. And then Skye tries to propose to Peter, and I fail the game. I beef it. And then Poppy invites the wizard to live with her. So now we're back to a house where everyone except the entity is living

Poppy 1:32:34

Oh my gosh. That poor guy.

River 1:32:37

imagine, like, going to move in with your two friends who just moved out of, like, a share house, and then they move right back in after you move in? I'd be

Skye 1:32:45

Yeah, it's like, it's like we all lived here, and now a couple leaves and then invites a friend and then invites a friend, so now everyone's just over here now. Yeah, that's kinda what's going on. So that's where, that's my last big update. That's where we are currently.

Poppy 1:33:00

The entity's still alone, plottin'

Skye 1:33:03

The entity is still alone. Um, now I'm gonna go through everybody's stats. So expanding upon their personality, what do they love? What do they like? What do they loathe? Where currently are their relationship statuses with people according to-- It could have changed since we've done this recording, but from the last time I looked. Okay, we will start with me. We'll start with Sky. Um, I love chocolate, as we've, have we stated, loves chocolate. Likes. My number one like, saltimbocca. I don't know what that is, but it's a type of food.

River 1:33:47

I don't know.

Skye 1:33:48

Number two, nachos.

River 1:33:50

Ooh

Skye 1:33:51

Number three, ramen. I don't have any loathes. My relationships in order, number one, Peter Steele. Number two, Squonk. Number three, Wizard. Number four, Bitch X Wife. Number five, River. Number six, The Entity, and number seven,

Poppy 1:34:10

Damn, I'm at the bottom. Mm-hmm

Skye 1:34:17

specifically Peter Steele, I'm sweethearts and I wanna marry. Squonk, we're friends, we're ultra friends. The Wizard, we are also ultra friends. Bitch X Wife, we're good friends. River, we're kinda getting along. The Entity, we're kinda getting along, and Poppy, we're not getting along,

Poppy 1:34:36

We're not getting along.

Skye 1:34:38

according to me. That is from my perspective. You might feel differently about me.

River 1:34:43

We might be best friends

Skye 1:34:45

You might think we're best friends, and I'm like, "I don't like

Poppy 1:34:47

I don't like that bitch. Stay away from me.

Skye 1:34:51

Some of my quirks. Uh, I greet with a nod. I stand while shaking my hips. Cute little quirk. I eat cautiously, which is why you saw those little stink lines where I, like, had to smell the chocolate before I ate it. Yeah. I am a night owl, and I sleep restlessly. My belongings. I have a Jogging 101 DVD, so sometimes I jog around the island. I have a cat. I have a knitting set 'cause I don't have an embroidery set. I have the cauldron that I made, a crystal, a ghost pet, and a Venetian glass, which is just basically just, like, a fancy goblet.

Poppy 1:35:34

Mm-hmm. Oh, a cat And a ghost pet

Skye 1:35:37

yeah, I have two pets. And for my lingo, I end all my sentences with "I fear." And for a nickname, I call myself Higher Self instead of Divine One Poppy, no love so far. Number one, her number one likes oyster. So true, that nasty freak. She

Poppy 1:35:58

love them. Slurp those bitches down. Was that organic or did you assign that to me?

Skye 1:36:07

it, it just is organic. You either like it or you don't. I don't know. I just have to feed you things to see if you like 'em. And number two, yogurt, also

Poppy 1:36:16

Yeah, I do love yogurt.

Skye 1:36:18

And number three, panettone, which I'm not sure what that is. I think it's some kind of pastry.

Poppy 1:36:24

I don't know. Pannetone

Skye 1:36:27

You do have, you do have one Loathe and it is fried egg, which depending on if you have the egg

River 1:36:34

Sometimes you get the

Poppy 1:36:35

Yeah, I do get o- occasionally, yeah. Yeah. I'll always slurp down a boiled one though.

River 1:36:41

Hmm.

Poppy 1:36:43

Mm-hmm.

Skye 1:36:47

Jinx. Relationships. Number one, bitch ex-wife, spouse, very in love I will say for the longest time, you guys were at soulmate level. Like, you bitches love each other. Love each

Poppy 1:37:05

We get along, yeah. I love a bitch

Skye 1:37:08

You guys have a little cut scene where you, like, take her on a date and you bring out some flowers and you're like, "These are for you," and there's a long pause and she goes, "I had the same thought," and also pulls out a bouquet of flowers. Like, really, really

Poppy 1:37:23

sometimes you just need to find the right person, and she, you know, she's not my bitch ex-wife. She's

Skye 1:37:29

She's your bitch, current

River 1:37:30

she's your bitch wife

Skye 1:37:32

Number two, the entity. Y'all are best friends. Number three, Sky, me, best friends. You think we're best friends. I'm like, "We're not getting

Poppy 1:37:41

You're like, "I don't like that bitch."

Skye 1:37:44

Number four, the wizard

River 1:37:48

Me also seems very fickle emotionally though, Sky. Very hot and cold with you.

Skye 1:37:51

yeah. Um, four, the wizard, y'all are great friends. Five, Peter Steel, y'all are good friends. Six, Squonk, y'all are normal friends. Seven, River, y'all are not getting along according to

Poppy 1:38:06

Whoa.

River 1:38:07

Damn. It's 'cause you married my bitch

Poppy 1:38:08

Probably, yeah.

Skye 1:38:11

And River, I will say you were not the only-- This is not the only person who's number seven you're on. Controversial figure on the island. There are multiple times when people have, like, the little I'm in a bad mood sign over them, and I go, "Hey, bestie,

River 1:38:26

fault, and I'm, like, dancing in the background.

Skye 1:38:30

and they go, "I don't know. I had a conversation with River, and it kinda just rubbed me the wrong way, and it put him in a bad mood, and I have to fix

River 1:38:38

No, what is that little freak saying? Causing trouble everywhere

Skye 1:38:43

I don't know, but you're pissing people off on the regular.

Poppy 1:38:47

gonna need you to rein it in.

River 1:38:49

What are you

Skye 1:38:49

Yeah. And Poppy,

River 1:38:52

would love to see my stats and it's just, like, best friends with everyone on the island.

Skye 1:38:56

Delusional.

River 1:38:57

Yeah

Skye 1:38:58

Uh, your quirks are stands at attention, erect posture because that's true to you. Um, I also have walks cutely, so you do like a little cute, like

Poppy 1:39:10

N- Naruto run?

Skye 1:39:11

of like, "No," but you're like prancing, like a little like do, do, do, do, do. Um, you also eat cutely. Num, num, num, num, num. 'Cause you're just so cute.

Poppy 1:39:21

cutely eating my

River 1:39:22

and petite

Skye 1:39:24

Um, and I also gave you the quirk smiles when angry, so it's sort of like a passive aggressive, like holding it

Poppy 1:39:29

I do do that.

Skye 1:39:33

Uh, belongings. The first belonging I ever gave you, and she loves it, is a security camera, which is very true to

Poppy 1:39:40

Yeah.

Skye 1:39:42

Uh, a yoga 101 DVD, so your Mii does yoga.

Poppy 1:39:46

Okay.

Skye 1:39:47

You also have a cat.

Poppy 1:39:49

Mm-hmm.

Skye 1:39:50

I gave you a street dancing 101 DVD, and sometimes your Mii will be bust. Yes.

River 1:39:56

it down.

Skye 1:39:59

Just busting down, just alone in your room fucking doing, like, the Running Man. It's awesome

River 1:40:04

She's just alone crumping

Poppy 1:40:07

I do be crumpin' all day, every day.

Skye 1:40:10

One of the videos that I'll send you guys, you'll get an example of the, of the break dancing. Uh, you also have a laptop, you also have a jogging one-on-one DVD, and you also have a knitting set. Sometimes me and you are sitting on a park bench knitting together. It's very

Poppy 1:40:25

And I'm having a great time and you fucking hate my guts.

Skye 1:40:28

Yeah, I'm like this, I-- this bitch,

River 1:40:30

this bitch. I came here alone and she just sat down next to me to knit

Skye 1:40:36

All right. River, no loves, but you, for your likes, your number one is a cheeseburger. Number two, handmade chocolates. You love a handmade

Poppy 1:40:48

Handmade.

River 1:40:50

Chocolate.

Skye 1:40:51

Number three, butter cookie

Poppy 1:40:53

Hmm.

River 1:40:54

love butter cookie.

Skye 1:40:56

Butter cookie. Uh, relationships. Your number one is the wizard. Y'all are ultra

River 1:41:03

Interesting.

Poppy 1:41:04

how we ended episode 50, I mean

River 1:41:08

Yeah, it makes sense.

Skye 1:41:10

Number two, Poppy. Y'all are best

River 1:41:13

Oh,

Skye 1:41:15

she she doesn't

Poppy 1:41:16

Yeah.

Skye 1:41:16

She can't stand

Poppy 1:41:17

You're my bottom

Skye 1:41:19

she can't stand you, I can't stand

Poppy 1:41:20

what bottom bitch means.

River 1:41:23

No,

Poppy 1:41:23

that's yeah.

River 1:41:25

You'd really like me if I was your bottom bitch.

Poppy 1:41:28

Ex-wife

Skye 1:41:28

Number three, Skye. Me. We're great friends.

River 1:41:31

Wow

Skye 1:41:33

Number four, Peter Steele. Y'all are good friends. Number five, The Entity. Regular friend. Normal. Bitch X Wife, not getting along

Poppy 1:41:44

Hmm.

River 1:41:45

No. We have a history of that.

Poppy 1:41:48

That's why I don't like River.

Skye 1:41:50

but then also your number seven is Squonk, who you're also not getting along with, who's below Bitch

Poppy 1:41:56

they do?

River 1:41:57

What did they do?

Skye 1:42:00

It was probably River, honestly, who did

River 1:42:02

Probably

Skye 1:42:04

All right. Your quo- your quirks. You have stands cutely, which is a very like, like hands on hip, like very, yeah

River 1:42:13

Mm.

Skye 1:42:16

And you have walks with swagger, which is very funny to watch. It's

River 1:42:20

Hell yeah, dude.

Skye 1:42:22

pelvis forward, like, shoulders kind of like dun, dun, dun. And I put a little cowboy outfit on you, so you, like, walk like a little gunslinger. It's so cute.

River 1:42:32

Oh, that's great.

Skye 1:42:33

Um, you have eats while savoring, so you kind of, like, do a deep inhale of the steam of the food, and then you do a big bite. Uh, you have flips out when angry. You kinda throw a little tantrum if you get

River 1:42:47

I do throw a little tantrum.

Skye 1:42:50

Yeah. And then I also gave you the smug quirk, so when I talk to you, you'll be,

River 1:42:54

That's why nobody likes me, cause I'm

Skye 1:42:56

little hmm.

River 1:42:57

Oh

Skye 1:42:59

Uh, I also gave you snores loudly. Um, and

River 1:43:04

Now why would you do that after I sent you the video of me snoring? Why would you do that?

Skye 1:43:09

Because it's

River 1:43:09

And you did it at my birthday dinner. Unbelievable.

Skye 1:43:15

addition to flips out when angry, I also gave you throws tantrums because I guess you can have both. Angry little guy. For your belongings, you have a horror movie, a video game soundtrack, a spinning top just for fun, a little toy

River 1:43:36

Just, that's just my stim toy.

Skye 1:43:38

A toy sword, which I love to watch you play with in your room. You'd be waving that thing around.

River 1:43:45

Oh, that rocks.

Skye 1:43:46

A pop album, an educational game, a Krbody 101 DVD, an action movie, and a pet shark.

River 1:43:56

Yeah. I didn't know you could have a pet shark.

Skye 1:43:59

Well, you can, and I gave it to you.

River 1:44:01

well, if you do

Skye 1:44:02

Well, you do. No, it just kind of floats around, and people are scared of it

River 1:44:09

It just kind of floats by. That's why nobody on this island fucking likes me. I'm walking around with an apex predator around.

Skye 1:44:17

In a

River 1:44:17

And I'm being smug about it in

Skye 1:44:19

a smug bitch and throwing tantrums.

River 1:44:24

Oh, that

Skye 1:44:25

And then for, for your lingo, you call me bestie instead of divine one. And Poppy, you didn't have any lingo. All right, the wizard. The wizard loves corn on the cob.

Poppy 1:44:44

We get along so well with that one doll.

River 1:44:47

I can't. I can't with corn on the cob now. I'm too traumatized from it

Poppy 1:44:52

eat corn on the cob.

Skye 1:44:54

because your

Poppy 1:44:55

fall out

Skye 1:44:57

Now, I'm gonna send you the video of the wizard's love because it was different from my cut scene. Um, and he-- I caught him in the middle of a break-- Spoiler, he, I also gave him the dancing video, so he also crumps. So in the beginning you'll see him, before I get his attention, you'll see a little bit of the break dancing. Yeah. Hell yeah. Go white boy, go. Okay. Can't wait to get more, more loves. I want a loathe 'cause I don't think I've had anybody do a loathe, so I would love a dramatic cut scene of someone hating something. Okay, there it goes.

River 1:45:37

Obsessed with this house.

Skye 1:45:42

There he goes. Go white boy. Th- he also has the green hair

River 1:45:44

huh- huh-

Poppy 1:45:48

I still haven't gotten it. Oh, there it is.

River 1:45:52

It's very good.

Poppy 1:45:53

Whoa

Skye 1:45:54

the cob.

River 1:45:56

Fuck it up. Why he eat it all

Poppy 1:46:00

Something on your mind?

Skye 1:46:02

He has-- eats voraciously for his, um...

Poppy 1:46:11

Yum. One bite.

Skye 1:46:17

Mm-hmm.

River 1:46:24

Good stuff.

Skye 1:46:25

With his hair being green, he kinda looks like the Joker

Poppy 1:46:28

Oh, he's ice

River 1:46:28

little bit. Yeah

Skye 1:46:36

So yeah, loves corn on the cob. That's what he does whenever he eats corn on the cob. Um, his likes, he likes boiled octopus, freak, kebab, and grapefruit. No loathes. His relationship, number one, Squonk. That's his spouse, and they are soulmates Uh, number two, Bitch X Wife they're ultra friends. Number three, The Entity, ultra friends. Number four, Poppy, ultra friends. Number five, River, ultra friends. Number six, Sky, best friend.

River 1:47:15

Yo, that Orb of Friendship is working

Poppy 1:47:18

Yeah, dude.

Skye 1:47:20

number seven, Peter Steele, not getting along

Poppy 1:47:23

Whoa

Skye 1:47:25

There can't be two hot bitches around, I guess.

Poppy 1:47:28

That's insane.

Skye 1:47:31

I

Poppy 1:47:31

He would be so happy though to know. He would be so happy. We should call

River 1:47:36

be so delighted.

Skye 1:47:37

Consider this. They are the only two men on the island

River 1:47:41

True. Maybe he feels a little threatened, a little insecure

Skye 1:47:48

Oh my God I forgot about my favorite thing about the wizard. I have not even told you guys yet um, his quirks. One of them is stand smugly, so he stands all like, he's got like a little attitude and my favorite thing about the wizard is that one of the quirks I gave him is that he floats instead of walking So he floats around the island. It's incredible. Um, as you've seen, he eats voraciously all in one bite. He also flips out when angry. He also snores loudly and he's a public farter

Poppy 1:48:28

Oh, unashamedly.

River 1:48:31

No, and he doesn't care.

Skye 1:48:33

In fact, I do have a photo to show you.

River 1:48:37

Is it him farting?

Poppy 1:48:39

Little stink laugh. Why should I be embarrassed about farting in public?

Skye 1:48:45

And that's his little stand smugly,

River 1:48:47

full toot ahead for me.

Skye 1:48:50

And that's his little posture, his little smug posture

River 1:48:53

Yeah, that looks like somebody who farts in public would stand

Skye 1:49:00

His belongings, he has a rose and I made a video game called Death Coven Returns 2 I did not make an original Death Coven or Death Coven Returns, just Death Coven Returns 2 He also has a romance novel. He has a valentine Mario Party, a hand mirror, Street Dancing one hundred and one DVD a Virtual Boy, which is like a VR headset looking thing and he also has a self-help... No. He also has a self-help book because he needs a little bit of help

River 1:49:35

Good for

Skye 1:49:36

and his lingo, he calls Squonk Squonky Baby. That's his nickname for Squonk

River 1:49:41

baby. Come on

Poppy 1:49:45

Squonky baby

Skye 1:49:47

Exactly. Squonk. No loves. Likes cheeseburger, curry with rice, and pineapple. No loathes. Relationships. Number one, the wizard. Spouse, very in love. A notch down from soulmates But still very in love

River 1:50:10

Still very in love

Skye 1:50:12

Bitch ex-wife, ultra friend. Peter Steele, ultra friend. The Entity, ultra friend. River, best friend. Poppy, best friend. Sky, best friend.

Poppy 1:50:23

Wow, getting along with

Skye 1:50:24

relationships. Yeah, getting along with everyone. I'm still last on the list, but that's okay

Poppy 1:50:28

They would also be so happy with this

Skye 1:50:31

Yeah. They're quirks. Greets shyly, stands shyly, walks nervously, eats shyly, cries when angry, scaredy-cat, and sleeps restlessly. So they're just, like, walking around going, "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh," all the time. When you talk to them, they jump, and, like, a little exclamation mark shows up. Even when they... Yeah, even when they have, like, when they're calling out to you, like, "I need something," and I go, yeah, I go, "Hey, what's up?" And they g- and they go, "Uh." Their belongings. The first thing I gave them was this little wooden bear statue. They absolutely love it. They have a little Hawaiian keychain. They have a pet alpaca. They have little bubbles that they blow. They have a little set of maracas that sometimes they just stand and play the maracas. Uh, they paint. They have, like, a little paint set, and I also recently bought them a little pair of, like, coveralls that have, like, paint splatter all over 'em. And they also-- They have a little Switch where they play Tomodachi Life. Little bit of...

Poppy 1:51:42

Well, tomeception.

River 1:51:44

Inception

Skye 1:51:45

Yeah. In their lingo, they call the wizard Hubby.

Poppy 1:51:50

Ew

Skye 1:51:53

Bitch ex-wife. No loves. Likes butter cookie.

Poppy 1:51:58

Oh, just like River.

Skye 1:52:00

Mm-hmm.

River 1:52:00

And that's what,

Poppy 1:52:01

That's what brought you together in

River 1:52:03

Yeah. That was the only thing keeping us together

Poppy 1:52:07

Was butter

Skye 1:52:08

Pastel de nata. I don't know what that is. And an apple. No loathes. Relationships, Poppy, spouse, very in love. Number two, Sky, ultra friends. Three, Squonk, ultra friends. Four, Peter Steele, ultra friends. Five, The Wizard, ultra friends. Six, The Entity, great friends. And seven, River, kinda getting along

River 1:52:35

Kind of getting along.

Poppy 1:52:36

Hmm. She's making it work.

Skye 1:52:38

Yeah, she's like, she's a popular friend. Like, everyone likes her and she's like, "I like everyone," but like her and River got beef, but it's because they used to be married.

Poppy 1:52:52

Wow

Skye 1:52:52

It's so interesting. Her quirks. She greets flirtatiously. She does a cheeky little wink. She also stands with her arms crossed, 'cause she is a bitch. Like, she is kinda standing there and being, like, a little bit judgy. She walks like a model, so, like, she's just, like, so hot. She struts her stuff. Mm-hmm. And she eats cautiously, just like I do. She's kind of a little bit of like, "Uh, I don't know if I wanna eat that." Um, she flips out when angry. She also has a little bit of a temper. She, uh, has the unimpressed quirk, so she just kind of is like, "Mm." 'Cause she's a bitch, you

Poppy 1:53:31

Yeah.

Skye 1:53:32

Um, and she also has the fashionista quirk 'cause she is.

Poppy 1:53:36

Well, that's

Skye 1:53:37

Her belongings, she has... That's your wife. She is also a ballerina. I gave her a ballet 101 DVD, so sometimes she's just doing ballet. She has a jewelry box, a makeup box, a porcelain tea set, a fighting game, and a pop album. Sometimes

River 1:53:55

her anger out

Poppy 1:53:56

That's another thing she and River are bonding over, pop and butter cookies. That was it

Skye 1:54:02

And her lingo, um, as a catchphrase for her, she just has, uh, "Whatever." Like the word whatever she'll just throw in as a catchphrase. Pita Steele. Pita. No loves. Likes ramen, cheeseburger, and beef bourguignon. Real meaty kinda boy

River 1:54:26

He needs all the protein

Skye 1:54:28

He does. No loathes. Relationships. Number one, Skye, sweetheart, wants to marry. Number two, you know, we both wanna marry each other, but we're not married yet. Squonk, best friends. Fitchek's wife, regular friends. The Entity, kinda getting along. The Wizard, kinda getting along. Poppy, kinda getting along. And River, not getting along. Peter Steele, also a controversial figure on the island. A little bit, little bit of a hater, a little bit hated 'Cause y'all are hot baddies. People can

Poppy 1:55:04

is too intimidating

Skye 1:55:08

Squonk's right there, and he's loved. Talking about hog Peter Steele's quirks, walks without swinging his arms, just kinda like walks straight. He eats gracefully, so he like dabs his little lips with a napkin when he's done. Um, closed eyes, radiant voice, so his voice kind of has like a, an echo and a little bit of a sparkle when he speaks. He's a night owl, and he also sleeps restlessly. A lot of us sleep restlessly just 'cause of the nature of who we are. His belongings, he has a koala plushie, he has a valentine, an accessory case, a guitar, a pet chipmunk, a treasure map, slime, an incense burner, a Muscle Building 101 DVD, so sometimes he's just fucking lifting weights, a camera, he's consistently walking around taking pictures of absolutely nothing, and a horror game. And for his lingo, he refers to me as Priestess

Poppy 1:56:13

Oh.

Skye 1:56:14

because I told him to

River 1:56:17

Because I ordered it.

Skye 1:56:19

Because I ordered it. Well, he was like, "Is there something, a special name that just I can call you?" And I was like, "Well,

Poppy 1:56:25

yes. get on your knees and pray to your priestess

Skye 1:56:30

And at long last, the entity. No loves, likes oyster, durian, and blue cheese. Nasty. He just got here and he's like, "Ah, the pungent aromas of blue

River 1:56:42

stinkiest foods. Yes

Poppy 1:56:45

They make me

Skye 1:56:45

Yeah, he has like a, uh, like a ro- I gave him like a robotic kind of voice, 'cause so his voice is like quivering all the time. He does not sound like a human. Uh, no loathes. His relationships, number one, Peter Steele, ultra friends. Number two, Poppy, ultra friends. Number three, The Wizard, ultra friends. Number four, Bitch X Wife, ultra friends. Number five, Squonk, best friends. Number six, Sky, great friends. And number seven, River, not getting along. River is last on multiple people's lists.

River 1:57:18

you know, we both had feelings for you, so we were butting heads over that. Yeah.

Skye 1:57:25

Questions?

River 1:57:28

No

Poppy 1:57:28

No questions.

River 1:57:30

No quest- nothing to question.

Poppy 1:57:32

that, that is, that is what, that is canon now, I guess.

River 1:57:36

Yeah. Congratulations

Poppy 1:57:38

Yeah.

Skye 1:57:39

Let me see if there are any photos. Oh, here's Poppy, bitch ex-wife, on y'all's honeymoon. I think y'all

Poppy 1:57:47

Oh.

Skye 1:57:47

Greece or something Here's just like the wizard and Squonk galloping on the

River 1:57:58

Just in love on the beach.

Skye 1:58:00

just being in love. They're just being in love. Um, Poppy's hosting a lecture titled The Fundamentals of Death in this photo. She's got her little laptop out.

Poppy 1:58:12

of death. Step one, die.

Skye 1:58:16

Yeah.

River 1:58:17

Step

Skye 1:58:18

I think we're gonna be needing to hear your... You'd cover a topic titled The Fundamentals of Death coming up. Poppy and Bitch X Wife are having a fun date. That is on the Ferris wheel.

Poppy 1:58:34

No.

Skye 1:58:39

Um, this is kind of like what it looks like when everybody lives together.

Poppy 1:58:43

Mm-hmm

River 1:58:44

So complicated.

Skye 1:58:46

It's just zoomed

River 1:58:47

Not really, that's kind of just how it was like in the apartments in the first Tomodachi.

Skye 1:58:52

uh, this one was just funny because I was like, "What am I doing?" And it says, "Sky is on the toilet." And I said, "That's so,

River 1:58:59

That's so like me

Skye 1:59:01

so like me to be on the toilet." Poppy and I having ear- talk- earnestly have sharing memories about lying.

Poppy 1:59:08

Oh.

Skye 1:59:09

Yeah, I think that's it. I mean, a lot has happened

Poppy 1:59:13

It's a saga.

River 1:59:15

Yeah. Oh, cute.

Skye 1:59:22

And it's ongoing. They're still in there

River 1:59:25

There might be a part two. There might be an update

Skye 1:59:28

There might be an update. I don't know. But, um, this one's just for us.

Poppy 1:59:35

Yeah. The Death Coven universe

Skye 1:59:41

the Death Covenant universe, um, was there any... I, I thought about Hal, but I was like, that's literally a real guy who's married, and I don't wanna put, subject him to our "Love Island"

River 1:59:51

We don't wanna make him date the entity.

Skye 1:59:54

No, and I kinda wanted it to be like fictional creatures or people that exist more or less only in our universe.

River 2:00:03

Mm-hmm, and Peter Steele.

Skye 2:00:06

well, he's dead.

Poppy 2:00:07

Yeah

River 2:00:07

Yeah.

Skye 2:00:08

So

River 2:00:09

We can do whatever we want. He's dead.

Skye 2:00:11

yeah, right

River 2:00:14

That's awesome

Skye 2:00:15

Yeah. So for the past month, I've been, every day I've been checking on my little blorbos and been like, "What are y'all doing?" Taking notes, collecting data. I created, um, learned how to use Google Sheets for

River 2:00:29

Oh my God.

Poppy 2:00:30

yeah, I was wondering about the Google Sheets bit

River 2:00:33

Yeah.

Skye 2:00:34

And everybody, everybody's down here. Oh. Yeah, everybody's down here

River 2:00:40

Amazing.

Skye 2:00:42

Yeah, they got their own tabs.

River 2:00:43

Incredible.

Skye 2:00:44

Yeah. So that's what I've been up to. That has... That's my fucked up mind baby.

River 2:00:51

Hell yeah.

Skye 2:00:55

I love to do a thing that's, like, not really doing anything

River 2:00:59

But still doing something. But still very entertaining.

Poppy 2:01:02

the drama.

River 2:01:04

Mm-hmm

Skye 2:01:05

Yes, the saga. So as of right now, River still is not with anybody. Everybody is paired up except for you and the entity.

River 2:01:15

And we don't like each other very

Poppy 2:01:16

not yet. Enemies to

Skye 2:01:18

will there be a divorce?

River 2:01:21

Who's to

Skye 2:01:21

They can divorce,

River 2:01:22

Will somebody new enter the villa? Who's to

Poppy 2:01:26

Is eight the max?

Skye 2:01:28

no,

Poppy 2:01:29

Mm-hmm.

River 2:01:33

Yeah. I think in the original game you could put in, like, 30.

Poppy 2:01:36

Damn

River 2:01:38

Yeah

Skye 2:01:38

on a subreddit, somebody said that they had like 46 on their

Poppy 2:01:42

Jeez.

Skye 2:01:44

Um, I- that would get overwhelming very

River 2:01:47

That would be too much to keep track of.

Skye 2:01:48

Do we have... I need, I need a name for all, everybody. If everybody were to move back in together,

River 2:01:57

the Hype House name

Skye 2:01:59

Mm-hmm. And also, do we have requests for new, a new bombshell to enter the villa?

Poppy 2:02:08

I do think King James would be

River 2:02:10

I think that

Poppy 2:02:11

a

River 2:02:11

very cunty. Yeah.

Skye 2:02:17

Okay I put all of the major arcana in there

River 2:02:20

like,

Poppy 2:02:20

Oh my God.

River 2:02:22

Grande, the Croatian vampire.

Poppy 2:02:24

Oh,

River 2:02:24

very funny

Poppy 2:02:26

He's just shambling around

River 2:02:28

Yeah. I finally won't be the most hated me on the island. It'll be him.

Skye 2:02:34

I put in a Yowcha.

Poppy 2:02:36

Oh my

River 2:02:37

that'd be fun. We could. Could be fun

Skye 2:02:42

Taking requests. Because I think it would be fun because everybody's kind of settling in. I'm like, and what if something shook it up?

River 2:02:50

And what if something

Poppy 2:02:52

There's like eight people, right? What was the one with seven out of eight?

Skye 2:03:00

it would be ex-enter P bitch, but adding Peter Steele.

River 2:03:05

This feels like a puzzle game.

Skye 2:03:07

I can just figure something

River 2:03:09

Yeah.

Poppy 2:03:10

X interter P bitch. Just double ter 'cause

Skye 2:03:16

How about

River 2:03:17

Two turns.

Skye 2:03:18

pecs enter P bitch?

River 2:03:21

Because he's got big old naturals

Skye 2:03:23

Mm-hmm. Just P-E-X, you know what I

Poppy 2:03:25

This is the episode of the

Skye 2:03:26

in front of the X.

Poppy 2:03:28

Yeah.

Skye 2:03:29

Yes.

Poppy 2:03:30

Yes. Okay. Well, if you wanna tell us about your ships, who you would put together and make kiss like little dollies

River 2:03:39

think of all

Skye 2:03:39

I thought you were gonna say, "If you wanna tell us about your big naturals." I

Poppy 2:03:42

If you wanna tell us about your big naturals you can, uh, tell us all about it by sending us an email at, uh, deathcovenpod@gmail.com. You can also head over to Instagram to see pictures of all of, all of these little guys that Skye created from her mind vagina, her mind womb, um, birthed into the world. And you can see those @deathcovenpod on Instagram. Uh, anything else? Any other thoughts, wishes, dreams?

Skye 2:04:17

No.

River 2:04:18

wish to go to sleep.

Poppy 2:04:20

By the power of three

Skye 2:04:22

And so it

River 2:04:23

And so it

Poppy 2:04:24

And so it is. I'm gonna get a poke bowl.