The Dry Diaries

First Date Fails, Don’t Go Through His Phone, Dating Turn Ons & Girls’ Dinner Drama

Alex Dry Season 2 Episode 4

In Entry 4, we’re taking you inside our diaries with no edits and no filters. You shared your diaries with us, and now we’re spilling through every Dearest question and submission. From “Would you ever snoop through your partner’s phone?” to “What’s the actual worst first date location?” (we’re obsessed with these—please don’t stop), nothing is off-limits.

Somewhere in between the chaos, we spiral over dog-mom hypochondria, confess the dating turn-ons we’ll regret admitting, and relive the horrific Ikea date with Ikea Meatball Man. We debut our unfiltered thoughts on Taylor Swift and Travis (don’t come for us, Swifties—we swear we love her), drop the latest story in the Styling Chaos Chronicles, and swap the unhinged Notes-app drafts.

Of course, there’s more—a little look into our conspiracy tangents we probably shouldn’t say out loud (because if Spencer Pratt taught us anything, chaos theory always wins), a fake Justin Bieber sighting, and the infamous $50 Erewhon cauliflower that somehow made it onto the mic.

This entry feels like exactly what it is—two best friends sitting down, catching up, oversharing, and laughing way too hard at things we’ll probably regret saying tomorrow.

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Speaker 1:

Dear Dry Diaries, is it okay to snoop through my boyfriend's phone if I feel like something's off? We talked about trust and you know what we said. If you have a feeling that your boyfriend is doing something shady, I feel like your gut tells you everything. If you have a feeling that you're going to find something bad on his phone, then you're going to find it. I wouldn't go behind his back because, also, if there was nothing that happened that would break his trust that you're snooping and then you also might just find things that you also don't want to see. You might be looking for one thing and then you might be finding more and it might just be something. Sometimes it's just better not to know. I mean, you could fully snoop no one's judging you on that end If you really feel the need of snooping, because we've all been there this is the dry diaries with your author, alex dry, but she's my favorite plus one.

Speaker 1:

We're talking about conspiracy theories. We're talking about everything. Tell me what to wear, I'm there. Wait, that was so fun. Oh, we're back, guys, we are back, we're back, and we've actually spent the whole day apart, so we probably have a lot to talk about, which is the longest we've been apart for since Canada. No, but actually I think I left the house today at 7 30 and I made it back just in time for your favorite hour of the day with your two favorite people.

Speaker 1:

What's up, all right, guys? Well, that leads me to welcome to another entry of the Dry Diaries. It's your author, alex Jai, and my co-host, her favorite person. We need a name for you. Yeah, yeah, let's think of a name right now-host. Okay, you're. I say I'm the author, so you are your side piece, my side piece, rachel olsen. No, what's a good writer name? This is my girl. This is my girl, rachel olsen. Yeah, we're about to break it down today. All right, no, we'll come up with something more clever. I'm just I'm trying to. I'm trying to be too clever right now and they'll be really inappropriate if I say them out loud. So we're just going to stick with girl and we'll get back.

Speaker 1:

At this rate, we may need to rename the podcast because for some reason I mean, obviously I started this by myself and it was me getting into interviews and conspiracy theories and stuff like that but now that we're doing the summer series, we're like what do we call it? It can't be wet and wild. I knew you're gonna say the wet diaries or something like that, but a lot of people think that, which I got this too. A lot of people thought the dry diaries meant the sober diaries or the sober adventures of Alex, which I was like she's on a journey, she's on a healing journey, and then she met me. I was kind of sober for a bit, but that obviously ended.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I feel like, honestly, sometimes it just feels good to get on the right track, work out, put yourself in the best shape possible, and then I'm giving advice, like I've done this. I try to go to the gym and I make it there every couple of days, if that, but we're working on it. Yeah, speaking of today, I went to Pilates by myself and I was like, wow, this is such a different experience when you don't have friends with you. Did we meet anyone hot there? Was there anyone that we were able to stare at? Some eye candy? All girls, all girls. It was all girls. Do you like that gym? I introduced you to that Pilates class. Yeah, it's oh, it's good. Yeah, I like Pilates. I also love bar class. Yeah, just because it's easier on my knees, I tore my menincus as rachel, speaking of dr goodcraft, just slid back into rachel's dms and did he ever?

Speaker 1:

He asked if mean alex like trivia? Little does he know he's been. Oh, I thought he said truffle, okay, there's been two, because he dm me and he tick-tocked me. Oh, okay, the dm was do you like? Do y'all like trivia? So this isn't just like a one, this is the, this is the us all together. Yeah, after we get a good crack, I need to go back, yeah, well. Well, if you're listening, we're still. I'm totally kidding.

Speaker 1:

Anyways, we also met a guy in our mutuals. This is Dr Goodcraft. So he gets around. Oh God, we're giving him too much air time. Yeah, yeah, speaking of air time, so now our guy friends come to our house and they don't wear any type of flip-flops, they don't wear asics and they are a little step up their fashion game. I would say so. We weren't necessarily putting people down when we were talking about the fashion. We were just letting all you hot men out there, where we were letting you guys know what was good for your own self, and we don't want to see your toes, unless you're getting a pedicure today. I was getting my nails done and there's a guy in there getting a pedicure and I was like, honestly, respect. You know what Honestly respect that's to you Respect.

Speaker 1:

I like some people think it's as a guy, some people think it's weird to get a pedicure, and I think you got to put yourself first. You got to make sure that you are looking 10 out of 10. And if your toes are not 10 out of 10, you may have a problem. If you haven't gotten a pedicure, I'm more concerned for you, and even a manicure too. But if you have any sort of polish on your toes or nails, then that is an absolute no, even clear. Please don't even get clear. But as long as you're getting a manicure and pedicure for a guy, it's fine. Just no polish, please. I feel okay. I I kind of strongly, I don't strongly disagree. I fully understand where you're coming from, because I totally get that.

Speaker 1:

But what about if a guy kind of had his nails painted and a sense with a nice swaggy outfit that was he was kind of an artsy guy, would you judge him for having his nails painted? No, I think there's definitely hot guys that can pull off having their nails painted. But am I going to date you? No, am I marrying you? Absolutely not. Guys that can pull off having their nails painted. But am I gonna date you? No, am I marrying you? Absolutely not. You guys just get matching pedicures. Babe, you want to get bubble bath. If I brought a guy home that had his nails painted black or red to my dad who, keep in mind, I'm from Texas, my dad is not a super Texas type of dad, but he still would be like what's going on here? What's the dynamic? I agree, I agree, but I do think it sometimes could be hot on a guy.

Speaker 1:

I think that you would have to be wearing a certain type of outfit. Yes, be a certain type of guy. I'm thinking hats, sleeve, some baggy jeans. Okay, that's not Alex's type, but I don't know. I was thinking you should be in full bust down balenciaga or something that's very high fashion but still swaggy, okay, so you're? You're thinking of looking like a billboard at balenciaga? Yeah, exactly, and we know where those guys hang out the hood, rats and melrose. Yeah, I'm just kidding, they definitely aren't there. They are going to keys on a sunday, which we are not ever doing, so I guess we will never interact. Or they're in new york and they're hanging out in cool spots. Yeah, I don't think that we really see the models, the balenciaga, walking the streets of la these days. La's changed a bit. Also, I'm sorry, I never want to see chrome hearts again in my life. Please stop wearing chrome hearts. Yeah, chrome hearts needs to be retired unless there is a rebrand. But all you guys that are still wearing the jeans you bought when Chrome Hearts was cool, it's time to retire them and do something good for yourself.

Speaker 1:

Speaking of, we actually found I would say it's the more upscale, higher fashion version of Chrome Hearts, and we're wearing the jackets today. They sent us all these different pieces and they are so cool, so customized. Look at this, so awesome. It's called ludy and he also is doing it just for a passion project too, which is so sick. Oh, it's on his full time gig. No, this is a passion project. Yeah, and he's this talented. I know, damn, I. I thought it was kind of like, but he must be seeing. I think he's in the fashion world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how amazing his brand's doing. But there's also this zip up hoodie and the quality is insane. You can tell a lot of work, ideas, designing went into it. Oh, you know even the the artwork on the back, the patchwork and everything else with the roses. I wish we had the sweaters to show you guys, but we will link below or link somewhere so you guys can check it out, because their stuff is amazing.

Speaker 1:

Speaking of Rachel's, a stylist for y'all who didn't know, and can you tell them whose house you went to today or no, I can't necessarily say the name, but can I could talk about it a little bit. So today I was thrown into a job. I'm a freelancer, so my life is chaotic all the time. Today I'm thrown into a job. I go to an a-list dj yeah, a-list dj band that recently just played in la. I go to their house and I thought I got lost. I thought I pulled up to the wrong house so I was stressed about where to park my car. So I pull into the driveway of this house and I pull in and I'm just like wow, and walking in there, I was blaring the music that they play and it felt so nostalgic being there and meeting them and working with them and I had such a great day. It was just so amazing being back and being back in the groove of everything and just doing what I love to do. Yeah, and then I got to stop at some stops on Rodeo for some other clients. So it was a successful day. Did you drive up to his house playing their music? Oh, I, honestly, once they started driving in, I had to start playing Justin Bieber. Yeah, you can not pull in bumping their music like hey here to style you. So we definitely turned that down and put Bieber on. But, yeah, I was like, yeah, it was a really cool experience. But I also feel in the industry that I work in a lot of times this kind of stuff happens.

Speaker 1:

I did have a job once where she was an A-list rapper and I sat in her driveway for four hours while she borrowed borrowed diamonds to wear to dinner. Wait, you had to wait four hours and she Shut up. You're not allowed to see her in person because she doesn't allow anyone to see her in person. I did a music video with her and the only people that were allowed to see her in person was the main main people on set. Who was it? Director? Oh, yeah, I just wanted to see that bbl in person. So, yeah, so anyways, I go to her house.

Speaker 1:

You think people have respect for people or people's timing? No, there was no respect on it. I sat in my rental car. I sat in my rental car because I was renting a car at this time, because I had just moved here for four hours to the point where I was like, do I just leave? What do I do? Was she on a date? She was getting glammed up for dinner. Oh my god, for four hours four hours, I mean, and you think I take a long time to get ready I was like I'll be back. I couldn't leave, though at least I can leave you when you're getting all glammed. Oh my god, that's crazy. Wait, you mentioned Justin Bieber.

Speaker 1:

Can we talk about guys, the fake Justin Bieber that pulled up to excess and performed on stage? He also, I just found out, ran up over 10K tab. Who are these people? Do these people not know who Justin Bieber is? That guy is also about 30 pounds heavier than Justin Bieber and it's giving Timu. Not even Walmart, not even Sheen Shan, whatever people call it. It's giving Timu. It's definitely the Timu justin bieber.

Speaker 1:

And so we hit up my friend chris, who works at the win, and he was telling us that basically, yeah, griffin, let him on stage. Security, let him by. And they didn't know and so obviously deaf. Somebody's definitely getting fired but at the same time. But what also is concerning, which is so concerning, is, I mean, obviously the dj didn't technically really see him. Yeah, because he's behind him so he's seeing the side part of him. It was definitely the security's fault security 100 but this guy was walking around vegas taking photos like, I'm sorry, get a hobby, you're trying to be somebody else.

Speaker 1:

Why was he wearing the ghetto Timberlands Like Bieber? If you're going to dress like him, wear his brand, because you know he's repping that brand lately. Yeah, the Timberlands just didn't sell it for me and I'm not going to lie. I spent an hour and a half investigating this whole thing that was happening and I'm just so embarrassed for that guy. You literally something psychologically is not and he's loving it. There's more videos.

Speaker 1:

Obviously, I'm assuming he's banned from every club in vegas at this point. He's definitely banned from the win and all of his people for life. They did say that. But and he needs to learn how to dance like bieber if he's gonna go up on the stage. Oh yeah, and lose weight. Because do you think if we were wasted and we were there and we weren't paying attention and all of a sudden we look up and we see Do you think we would have been one of the idiots that thought it was really Bieber? No, because we would have looked straight at the shoes. You would have clocked the shoes immediately and you would have been like Alex, are you sure that's Justin? I would have saw the whole overall demeanor I know this guy's too fat and the dance moves and the dance moves and the dance moves zero swag. But yeah, props to him. Honestly, good for him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, who k-weight question, speaking of doppelgangers and stuff, who's your celebrity look like? I have no idea. Has anyone ever said you look like someone? Yeah, I've gotten a couple people, but let's hear it, I mean, the worst one I've ever gotten is that bonnie girl from only fans. I was like excuse me, what? No, that was just straight up nonsense.

Speaker 1:

I think that guy was all out of his mind. But he was like no, no, it's a compliment, I think, also to men, to some men that caught to them. So maybe he was just like oh, but no, you absolutely do not look like her at all. Yeah, in any sort of yeah. No, I don't think so at all. It's a place you ain't talking to also. So I don't know, what do girls think you look like? Does anyone said anything? No, not really. Girls say it like guys more, so yeah, and what do guys know? Yeah, nothing. Who do they say you look like? I think that you look like, um, natalie, no, oh, um, how crow. Yeah, natalie, how crow. And her pre-work days yeah, I'll take it. You showed me photos of her. Yeah, she's really cute.

Speaker 1:

I okay, the worst that I got, but I also kind of I'm no, I don't understand, but I don't hate on it because it's her. I got amy winehouse. She's obviously an icon, rips, rips, and it makes me feel better. I've gotten kesha before. Yeah, so I got her. But someone that I get a lot is sophia bush from one tree hill. Oh, I could definitely see that. The raspy voice yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which I'm like okay, if chad michael murray's looking yeah, I'm right here, but yeah, no, that's pretty much it. And then I got lana del rey once. Yeah, but I think it's just the dark hair.

Speaker 1:

Sometimes people just can't. I know one person was like you look like margot robbie, and I'm like, oh, I literally just have blonde hair. I don't think we forgot who they said you're so I really look like it. Oh god, austin butler. Oh my gosh, wait. Didn't we talk about this last time, did we? Anyways, we won't get into it. Yeah, we won't get into it. But basically they said that I look like the girl version of austin butler. So now people are sliding into my dm sending me elvis memes, all this different stuff. So iconic, yeah, I mean, hey, austin butler is goals.

Speaker 1:

Who's your top five celebrity crushes? Men, austin's definitely in, yeah, same. Jacob Lordy's in there as well. Liam Hemsworth is Liam Hemsworth for sure. It's funny we don't really have the same type.

Speaker 1:

No, I think these are just men that are just stunning. Yeah, yeah, they're just walking down the street and you don't even have to look at the shoes. Yeah, like Chaney Tatum back in his good days. I saw him at Proper Hotel once. Yeah, he's really short, and you know what I said to him? What? Well, I said it to his dog. I didn't know it was him, and he was at the bar you know where we usually sit and his back was face, his hood was on and he has this beautiful german shepherd and I was like, oh my god, I'm like this dog is so sexy and I'm petting the dog, just being me, he turns around and looks back at it and starts laughing at me. Yeah, because you called this dog sexy. And then I was like, oh my god, is that who I think it is? Oh, we forgot Chris Brown. Oh, yes, I mean, yeah, michael B Jordan, oh yeah, michael B Jordan, yeah, oh. Also, another thing that we got is that we talk about guys' X-flats. So they had some feedback that they wanted us to talk about our turn-ons and what we like, and so I don't know if we should give them that much credit, but we definitely could. How about we get? We can't give men too much credit here, but there are some good ones out there, there are, and if you are that good one, shout out to you yeah, where the f**k are you? And if you are that good one, shout out to you yeah, we're the free, not on these streets. The thing is is we're not even in the streets. Guys.

Speaker 1:

Rachel and I were home and asleep by 9 pm every day this week and except friday, wait, do you guys want to hear something hilarious? This is pretty funny. Alex and I had. We went out friday, had drinks, did dinner, met up with our friends, you know the same old friday stuff that everyone does. Saturday we woke up, we were like, went for a nice walk down the beach. We were trying to be humans, trying to embrace the nice day it was.

Speaker 1:

And then alex goes to let's order Erewhon. Oh, my gosh, I'm like let's go. Baby Erewhon it is. She pulls up the app because they brainwashed her into getting the membership and we get the sliders. If you haven't tried the sliders, they are the sexiest thing on the hot bar. Also, I haven't got my free smoothie for the month. We need to go there after this. That's how they coerced me. I get 10% off all products and a free smoothie. And then he did some crazy math and told me it's only $30 a month with what I'm saving. I'm like you're beyond me. Okay, here's my card. Yeah, just take it. Tap, tap, yeah, tap tap. So, anyways, I, we order the burgers.

Speaker 1:

And then I'm like looking, and then I'm like I kind of want the buffalo cauliflower because I don't know it's pretty good at Erewhon. So it's by pounds. Okay, I'm confused because when you go there it's not really by pound. They just put it in the Tupperware and you're done with it. You want to tell them what happened.

Speaker 1:

So we pick up the Erewhon, we get home. Alex is like wow, rachel, you ordered a lot of food. And I'm thinking in my head uh, no, I actually didn't. I ordered one thing, yeah. And the fact that I thought that we got one taquito, three sliders cauliflower, two waters and two ollie pops, I thought that was easily 150 dollars in my head didn't even think, didn't even think twice. And then we get home and Rachel's like Alex, look in the bag. Look in the bag. I was so confused and so upset. It was a Tupperware. This enough to feed the neighborhood. We could have fed everyone on our street. Two pieces, yeah. So two pounds of cauliflower at Erewhon is $55, if you're wondering.

Speaker 1:

And so the next morning I wake up and Rachel's in the kitchen trying to eat the cauliflower. She's like I'm really trying to eat this because I feel bad. And I'm like no, absolutely not. To be honest, I never want to see that cauliflower again. I'm done, we are broken up. No, but the sliders there are so bomb. Yeah, if you want a good slider, erwan's a good spot. Yeah, I mean, there's obviously amazing spots, but if you're just looking for something quick that's not going to make you ill. Go to erwan.

Speaker 1:

Also, we need to find a place that has a tv for the love island reunion. It's next weekend. Any of you guys have her next week? Let us know. Yeah, for some reason, the airbnbs in venice, um, they just don't have tv. They don't watch tv. We have a projector screen that we set up, but there's no cable. Yeah, no, we'll figure it out. So we have to figure that out because we have to watch it.

Speaker 1:

And the reunions when they all meet up, right, when everyone from the finale or is it everyone that meets up, as long as they pick certain people from the cast and then they all have a reunion and they discuss what's going on. So it's like huda, do you think sierra is going to come back or do you think she's completely banned from it? I think she's banned. I think she's. They got to make it spicy, though. They got to bring back some people. That's going to cause drama, because that entire season was drama. Well, there's this whole thing. Like, I get Huda, huda, Huda, huda, huda, huda, hot, hot, yeah, literally. And then Rachel goes into twerking, hot, um, yeah, but I guess she moved on with a guy that's on another show and is literally a doppelganger to jeremiah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, speaking of that, how would you feel if your ex moved on to someone that looked like you would? Would you be? I feel like they have. Do you have a type? They have? Yeah, fair, like an off brand. Oh, a Timu brand. I don't want to be mean, but Timu, I'll say it for you, I'm dead.

Speaker 1:

I mean, is that even a thing? Because I feel like I talk to a lot of guys and they're like oh, I only like brunettes or I only like blondes. But then a lot of guys are like I don't really base it off a hair color at all. Yeah, I think it just depends on the guy. Honestly, yeah, that's how I am, I don't. Yeah, yeah, but everyone has a preference. No, no preference at all. If you're like dirty blonde or brunette, that's fine. Red, not my cup of tea, but that's literally what I was thinking. But there are some cute redheads, but just not my personal type.

Speaker 1:

What's the guy's name that was in? Oh, archie from riverdale? Cute, a lot of people liked him. Yeah, he was decent looking, I remember. Okay, have you ever gotten into riverdale? I never watched it. I watched half a season before. It's archie from riverdale, isn't it? Or is archie a different show? Archie's that's his character name on. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's married with a kid now, really, I think he's from australia too. Go to australia and you meet the love of your life. That seems to be the story these days. Yeah, literally, alana, if you're listening, hope you found him, hope you're preparing for us.

Speaker 1:

Oh, guys, also, if the girls are listening, don't try to dermaplane your face yourself, because I tried to do that today and, for some reason, my skin broke out in a full rash. Oh, from doing it. From doing it, I think I razor burned my face and it reminded me of the Grinch the baby Grinch, whenever he tries to shave. That is what I was writing myself up. So I was like, okay, I just need to stop right now. When he picks the plate up and he goes, stand there bye, bye.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, honestly, I would. I watch the grinch when it's not christmas. Is that weird? No, I love christmas. It puts me in a better mood. Yeah, I feel like sometimes you gotta just throw that on. I wouldn't watch it in the summertime, no, but I would definitely throw on the justin bieber christmas album maybe. Oh, mistletoe, yeah, we're dancing to later. Drummer boy. I'm dead. Wait, you know what's so funny? Alex was dj on my phone.

Speaker 1:

So sunday we went to a little dj event at perry's beach club. If you haven't been yet, you should check it out, it's really fun. But anyways, we went to this like beach day DJ thing at Perry's and we get back to my house with a couple friends and Alex takes my phone and she's playing music. And today I look at my phone and the categories that Alex typed in was 2000 stripper music. No, that's what pulled up below. No, no, no, no, no. We had neo, let me love you, and then we had some. I didn't pull up the stripper. That was definitely what's his name. So we went from 2000 stripper to my pony and then we just went up there. So you were really trying to serenade me and then we threw some Morgan Wallen in there just to finish it off, to end the night on a good note.

Speaker 1:

But I mean, I'm always down for some good 2000s. No, honestly, 2000s, anything is the way to go. Yeah, someone told me today they could tell that I'm a millennial because in all my videos I throw up the peace sign. Yeah, is that a thing? Like, no, like. I'm always like and they're like oh, that's what millennials do, like. You should stop doing that. Spice girl, exactly. Yeah, if you can't get with that, then you can't sit with us, is that not crazy? Crazy, though. Yeah, wait, how old's your cousin? Is he older? No, the Gen X or whatever. What's 2000s College? Oh, yeah, yeah, they don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it. What are they putting up? They're putting up their iPads. Yeah, because they don't understand how to be a boss-ass bitch.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I feel like Spice Girls is what we grew up on. Oh my gosh, the Spice Girls movie, spice World the best. Also, can we please watch my little Gucci dress? Oh, you know what movie we have to watch? Josie and the Pussycats. Josie and the Pussycats. We need to watch that movie 100%. Between that and the Spice Girls, we're gonna be busy. I feel like there's a hidden conspiracy in Josie and the Pussycats. Not that I watch it back for those who don't know. I love conspiracy theories. Alice can hit you with conspiracies any time of the day, and that's why we keep her around. She keeps it interesting. Oh, yeah, I'm that girl. Okay, wait, you want to talk conspiracy? What? I'm ready to talk it, let's talk it.

Speaker 1:

Taylor swift and travis kelsey. Oh yeah, I cannot believe that she just did his podcast to release her album. Someone that famous went on a podcast I mean, we're not judging, we have our own but went on a podcast that has nothing to do with music. Obviously it's her boyfriend's podcast great. But like their fans and viewers, some might be for her because they love taylor swift and they're mixing, but a lot of it is men listening to men talk about football, but also my whole.

Speaker 1:

Okay, number one I love taylor swift as an artist. I do love her old, old stuff. Her old stuff. Speak now. Speak now. Um, um, red. Those were my yeah, and then the old teardrops on my guitar, yeah, so those are kind of stopped it as I stopped now. Yeah, no, I think red came after. Speak now.

Speaker 1:

What was romantic somewhere we can be alone? Speak now. Speak now. I think I once I was alone, that was it. Yeah, so I'm, I was good up until then then. No offense, I'm just not really a fan and people are gonna hate that. Oh, the Swifties are gonna come after us. The Swifties are gonna hate me, but I'm being honest. Okay, everyone can have their own opinion. Yeah, I like to listen to Fred again and the Swifties probably don't listen to Fred again. Right, I think she's great. I just personally am not a fan. She seems nice.

Speaker 1:

Do you think the outcome of her launching it on his podcast what do you think that got her? Do you think that got her the response she wanted to get? Or could she have done it differently, where she would have got a better response get? Or could she have done it differently, where she would have got a better response? No, I just think that okay one, there's a whole conspiracy that they started dating because of the amount of views and money the nfl made just from having her at the games itself and the chiefs itself as a team started making so much money. But brace did one of my friends. He came on and he said he had friends of friends that knew them and said it wasn't a PR stunt.

Speaker 1:

So I'm like, okay, maybe at this point, now that it's carried on for so long, it's not, but I feel like it's kind of a power move, honestly, because she's like I am such a huge artist and I have such a following, like, watch me, come on your podcast, announce my album and I'm gonna boost your podcast to the top. But I mean, I feel like when you're in love and so obsessed with someone, you really want to help them and do everything you can. I feel that, yeah, we've been there. And then I also feel like, maybe just because they're, I feel like eventually he's gonna be proposing soon. At this point they seem like they're pretty. At this point it's obviously not a pr stunt, but I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I just feel like maybe because this is her 12th album oh is it? Yeah, there was something about like 12, 12 and 12. That's why there's 12 songs on this thing. I think maybe she's announced it. How many times she's done how many things for her albums and at this point she doesn't really need the clout. Yeah, she could announce it on the side of the street and everyone's gonna hear about it.

Speaker 1:

But morgan on me? But morgan, where you at? How does morgan wallen have to? Oh, I guess they're both considered country. See, I don, they're both considered country. See, I don't even consider her country, I just consider. I think she's pop. I consider her country because when I listened to her she was country. Yeah, I don't know what she is now I am not updated on it. I feel like she's pop. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely not no comparison. But speaking of country, do do you follow Zach Brown Band? I know who they are but I don't necessarily follow them.

Speaker 1:

I guess there's this whole thing around that him and his ex-wife, I believe, got a divorce and he's hitting her with lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit and she came out and spoke publicly about it but in her defense she was doing things to him or, yeah, he was just kind of going after her. He was just kind of going after her but, yeah, kind of irrelevant, but whatever, crazy. Yeah, I feel like once you go down that road, it's just like, yeah, okay, so we need to touch on the turn-ons. Turn-ons for the boys out there, that men out there I honestly don't even know what a turn like are we talking physically? I don't know something a guy does that we like yeah, I think like thinking about what you're okay, for example, you are in a public setting, not being out or just in general, and you're out and you're like, oh, I need to.

Speaker 1:

I think, when you're just like being thought of, without having to make them, just a guy who's considerate, yeah, yeah, that puts your feelings and puts you first, is not just always thinking about himself, because I feel like a lot of guys just think about themselves only and they think that you're just going to cater to them and bow down to them. And I think it's nice when guys remember the things that you're talking about, even if it's something really small or if you're telling a story, and you know that they're paying attention to you because they're actually listening to you and they're staring at you and looking in the eyes. I find like sometimes a lot of guys just like aren't listening at all. Yeah, no for sure.

Speaker 1:

I also like a huge turn on is when guys go out of their way to be nice to my friends or whoever I'm with. That's a huge thing for me because, honestly, if you're just, yeah, obviously pay attention to me, but I'd rather you make everyone else I'm with feel comfortable, because if you don't, it just is, it just like shows kind of who you are. It's just rude, yeah. And then also follow-up game if we're hanging out and you make a plan to see me again that night or right then or even a day after, I'm like okay, that is such a turn on for me because you're a guy of action, yeah, and you're not sitting there, stressed out or worried that the date didn't go well or the hangout didn't go well. There's just no game.

Speaker 1:

I think the sexiest thing is when there's no game and you're just hanging out and having a good time and you don't have to worry. I think that's my problem. I don't stress out. I don't stress out either, I'm just like, but I mean just like. No, but like. I know what you mean. A lot of people, if they go on a date, they're like oh, I wonder if they think that it went well. But I feel like lately my mind's just been so, yeah, I'm kind of just like, if they want to, they will. Yeah, oh, I'm such a believer. Yeah, and it's true, because when they do want to, they'll show you.

Speaker 1:

But like back to what you were saying, like with the friends thing too, I feel like a big turn on in the sense of that is being able to go out with the person that you want to hang out with and be with and not have to worry about them, and go, have fun with your friends. I'm having fun with my friends. I want to have a good night, whether or not we hang out together or not. Usually, if you're dating someone, you spend more time than one night a week with them. So go have fun with your friends and go do you and go be you. Yeah, I would never want to take that away from anyone. Yeah, a thousand percent. Yeah. And I want my friends to love you. All of my best friends from home, their boyfriends I feel like I was the third wheel for a majority of them and they love like. I loved it because I became so close with them and I understood like, wow, okay, like it makes sense. It makes sense of like why they're together. You just like create a friendship with them too, and it like everyone becomes friends. It's not just this like one-sided thing where you show up and it's like you have to entertain.

Speaker 1:

Do you think in a relationship or if, like you're dating someone, trust is earned, or do you give trust from the beginning until it's broken? I think you got to give the person the benefit of the doubt. I think not everyone is perfect, but when you're starting off, you don't want to go into something where you're there's no trust and you have to build that trust, because I think the second trust is broken. It's done. You end up making yourself crazy after, because you start thinking this happened and then you spiral and then you create these insane scenarios in your head and it's not healthy.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't even get into something if the trust had to be earned over time. No, I don't even know how. Then it's basically broken from the beginning. Yeah, now I'm trying to have to like validate this thing that I'm trying to like reach. Yeah, when there's no rhyme or reason why there shouldn't be trust from the get-go. Yeah, no, I think there's got to be trust from like the very beginning. Yeah, I mean, unless it was like think there's got to be trust from like the very beginning. Yeah, I mean, unless it was like no, I'm honestly case closed.

Speaker 1:

Trust at the beginning that's a huge thing for me. If someone's not trusting and you know if you go out with friends or if you go to dinner or something, and they're always making comments of like, oh, what are you doing now, basically following up, as if they need a play-by-play, it's like dude, like no, go, do you? Yeah, you don't trust what I'm doing out and we shouldn't be together. Yeah, because, also, that's not the type of person that I am and I would never get into a relationship with you if I thought I was going to break your trust, or even my own trust, exactly yeah, but I feel like they want what they can't have and then when they are out and they meet people, sometimes they're like, oh well, maybe it's better over here or maybe it's better over here, but, to be honest, it usually never is better over there. No, and if if you're thinking that it might be, then that person isn't probably for you in the first place that you're with, because you're obviously you're, obviously your eyes are wandering right, and if your eyes are wandering, then go, let them wander and leave me out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, unless you're peeping tom, oh god, okay, so we have a few listener questions to close it off. Are they coming after us? What kind of? Are you ready for it? Wait, one thing I do have to add.

Speaker 1:

So this this morning I woke up and Kingston was trying to catch his breath and he has reverse cough, basically when dogs are trying to catch their breath and I just want to say that I fully went into panic mode. Rachel left for work. I was texting her because they went on a walk last night. I was like did he go on the sand? What was he doing?

Speaker 1:

I was on the phone with the vet for like 45 minutes freaking out because of the thing that's going on in the venice canals. It kind of freaks me out a bit and I was like, okay, this is fully like why, if I like kingston is me but he can't talk because I feel like I'm a hypochondriac, so I have like put that energy on him. So like if you barely step on his foot or anything, you know how he like squeals and he like runs to me. I'm like, wow, I've really projected this onto my dog. Yes, but yeah, I thought it was really funny because I was thinking about that and I was like, wow, the second Kingston coughs'm like is he dying? And then my mind spirals. I'm like, what is he gonna do? What am I gonna do, dog mom? Honestly, I started spiraling too.

Speaker 1:

I was like driving to work and I was googling all these things, like I was googling the stuff that's happening in Venice. I was like, okay, thank god, none of the symptoms even match that. But he's just your little dude, you care about him. Like if it was you, I would be googling these symptoms for you too. But if you start coughing like that, get the f**k away from me. All right, guys. We got some more questions and then that's enough of us. We are gonna go eat, yeah, yeah, maybe have a martini, because I'm feeling like it's Friday, because I had one shift of work this week so far. Oh, my gosh. And I said I was going to be sober. That's fine, you can watch me drink then my. Okay, I'll let you guys know if she has one, because she's fully going to have a drink with me. Okay, okay, dear, try Diaries.

Speaker 1:

My situation ship wants relationship perks but refuses labels. What do I do? Like? They want everything, but they won't admit that it's their girlfriend. Yeah, they are dating, they're hooking up, whatever, but he doesn't want to put a label on it as boyfriend, girlfriend, but he wants everything that comes with being boyfriend and girlfriend.

Speaker 1:

I feel like, how long have they been together for? Is there any timing? I feel like, how much time are you gonna waste? How much time are you just gonna be that girl for him while he's out there with a wandering eye? I would honestly give yourself a couple more weeks if you've had to talk with him. Give yourself a couple more weeks and play it out and see, because time will tell and if it's not changing, sometimes you just got to give them the ultimatum like I'm not going to be the girl that's going to be here while you are doing whatever you're doing, yeah, so basically, it seems like he wants you to be closed off and he wants all the perks that come with being in a relationship, but when it comes to him, he still can do what he wants and make it casual. So, absolutely honestly, I would have a conversation with him and tell him how you feel and then, yeah, we've all been there and we all like, stick with it and expect that the best outcome is gonna be he's gonna pick you and you're gonna be his person. But, like, I wouldn't waste your time. If you're young and you're hot and you're doing, you, you're going to find someone eventually that's going to want to be with that and that is going to put a label on it. Yeah, and maybe you have a conversation with him and after the conversation he's like well, maybe I do want something serious, because I realized that what I have with you is great, yeah, and then amazing. But if he still wants to keep it a situationship, then I would move on. Don't waste your time. Yeah, he's not even emotionally ready to make you happy.

Speaker 1:

Okay, dear Dry Diaries, is it okay to snoop through my boyfriend's phone if I feel like something's off? We talked about trust and you know what we said. If you have a feeling that your boyfriend is doing something shady I know I feel like your gut tells you everything If you have a feeling that you're going to find something bad on his phone, then you're going to find it. I would have a conversation with them and give them the opportunity to tell you the truth. Have a conversation with them and give them the opportunity to tell you the truth and if you still feel like something's off, I would personally ask him to show the phone to you. I wouldn't go behind his back because, also, if there was nothing that happened that would break his trust that you're snooping, you also might just find things that you also don't want to see, like you might be looking for one thing and then you might be finding more and it might just be like something. Sometimes it's just better not to know. But if your gut is telling you that there's something off, then definitely have a conversation, because it probably is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I agree, but I wouldn't. I mean you could fully snoop. No one's judging you on that end. If you really feel like the need of snooping, because we've all been there, I've actually never snooped through a guy's phone. I haven't looked, but I've just scanned. I've scanned awkwardly like but you sketchy guys with the screen on it you can't see over the blockers. Oh my God, I'm still watching you. I have x-ray vision, literally. Okay, dear Try Diaries.

Speaker 1:

I caught my boyfriend still following his ex. Should I care? Don't be insecure, babe, yeah, unless you. You, unless that they, unless you're like thinking that there's something going on between them, I would not be insecure. Your man and them, or they broke up, it's over, he's with you. I would just focus on you guys. I don't think it's worth like being upset that he follows his ex, because you never know, sometimes people spend like years with their person and like I don't know, I don't really think it's a big deal. I don't think it's a big deal. I don't follow many of my exes anymore. But I mean, I feel like eventually it fizzles out to the point where it's like why are you following them? But the point where it's like why are you following them? But and then like it gets to a point where you're almost strangers. So if you follow each other again, it's like okay, yeah, why do you want to see myself welcome back? And this is what's gonna make you miss me. You know, post breakup, when you just get out of a relationship I'm sorry girls get so much hotter post-breakup Like I feel like that is the moment, the moment to shine.

Speaker 1:

But have you ever intentionally like posted something just to be like a F? You? Oh, yeah, on my story? Yeah, I'm weird on Instagram. Like it takes me forever to post on Instagram. It takes me like stories. I will f**k you up with a story.

Speaker 1:

I think I did it for like three days post breakup and then I was like who am I? What am I doing? I'm better than this, yeah, but no, this is petty, it's no, it wasn't even like that. It was just like you're missing out and this is what you're missing. Well, that's what it was for me. But I was like why am I even like? Why are my intentions to make this person mad? So then I was just like okay, yeah, block I'm. Yeah, yeah, but sometimes you gotta throw them. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, I definitely thirst trap after you know what I heard, which I obviously don't have the time to do, but people will like go through their story and like block certain people just so they're like person that they're talking to is the only one that sees it.

Speaker 1:

I don't have the time or patience to go through the names, but I've literally seen, like on TikToks and stuff, that girls do that. Yeah, I don't even have guys that I could specify as one name that I would even care that watch my stuff at this point. So shout out to the guys that are watching oh, john Summit posted on I think it was TikTok or Instagram and Rachel's like Alex, look, look. John Summit posted that there's a double dating thing on Hinge or it was like one of the dating apps, and she's like watch it. So I literally watch it. I'm like rachel, that is fully an ad for the dating app. She's like did it work? I'm like it kind of, and so, yeah, but we really should do a double date. Yeah, maybe not with John Summit, but We'll leave the autism out of it. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1:

Shout out to my boy oh, this weekend, guys, we're going to Louis the Child. Louis the Child is playing, performing, yeah, and then you mentioned something about it's the unwell tour situation. So we're going to go check that out. One of my friends works for him. I will not be behind the DJ booth. He's not even a DJ, is he not? I don't know? Yeah, he is Lucid Child's a DJ. Okay, yeah, he used to have that song back in the day. Yeah, he, he is lucid child's a dj. Okay, yeah, he used to have that song back in the day. That one yeah, he's a dj, he's fully a dj, it's too, but I don't know if it will be like I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if it will be like ravey.

Speaker 1:

If it has to do with unwell, yeah, I'm not really into the whole edm thing, but I'm into the europe. Hit me with a good time. Yeah, I'm into the europe. House music, yeah, yeah, depends depends on the dj, though. So on friday we are my friend is gonna be in town because he's working with him. He's one of my good guy friends, super chill, cool. So Rachel and my friend Haley, we're gonna all go the unwell group and then Louis the child's playing, yeah, and then we're gonna go to dinner and then go to the event.

Speaker 1:

So as far as dating goes, I feel like we need to put ourselves out there more, because we just do girl centers all the time and then we either end up going home and going to sleep or we go out, but we only talk to our group of friends when we're out. Yeah, would you consider a girls' dinner a bunch of girls together talking about all their mental breakdowns on a plate? I feel like maybe some girls' dinners are. I could definitely see that, because there's plenty of girls' dinners I've been to where it's just like shit talking or bantering, whatever you want to call it, which is fun and great, or it's like catching up vibes. But I feel like when it comes to us and like the girls that we go to dinner with, it's usually just us either laughing, bantering off of each other, talking nonsense, ordering a lot of martinis, analyzing other people and just laughing our asses off like we. Literally.

Speaker 1:

I feel like we don't sit around and talk about other people ever. No, we honestly don't. It's like random people we don't know and we're like oh, they look like bob the builder. Bob, if you're listening, this one's for you. Bob the builder, we need you to come fix rachel's drawer. No, all that ikea furniture is just breaking on us at the moment. Oh my god, our airbnb is so nice but then it's filled with these random ikea pieces which the lead is just penetrating in our blood at this point. Shout out to our boy, chris I know you're listening to this because you listen to it on your hour car ride to work. This one's for you, baby.

Speaker 1:

Oh, one thing I do have to take back the last podcast. I said that converse are an ick, but I will say I did think about this today as well, because I saw someone else. There are a few guys that can pull off certain converse, as long as they're the high tops, not super low. The low, yeah, yeah. And they have on the right outfit, yeah, so, and they're fresh and they're fresh, yeah, so I take that back. A6 still not a fan, oh my god. And please, please, please, please. I never want to see anyone in yeezy boots. I saw someone wearing those today and I was like you've got to be, not in yeezy boots. I saw someone wearing those today and I was like you've got to be, not the yeezy boots. What do you think about the rick owen high tops? No, yeah, those are done. Throw those out, no, done, I agree, all right, we're dissing on men again. Oh yeah, shoot, it's just so easy.

Speaker 1:

Speaking of good guys we're going to Florida. We need some good guys. If you want to come to Florida, let us know. We have four spots left. We need some really cool guys that vibe and want to have a good time Not like that kind of good time, but like just chill, hang out.

Speaker 1:

Speaking of dates since we're trying to date apparently um, what would the top five worst foods be to order on a date? A hot dog, which I don't know why you would be ordering a hot dog on a first date, but I just anything with your hands, like a cheeseburger, a hot dog, chicken wings chicken wings, which I don't even eat. Those not on dates. So, unless it's an air, one slider, which that is the most basic ass white girl thing I've ever done in my life. This is a hayley bieber smoothie, um, yeah. Or like fish and chips or something, not that you would order it. Oh yeah, you're allergic. I wouldn't. I, I eat fish. I wouldn't do it either. But anything that can like get on your hands.

Speaker 1:

I was on a date once and this guy and I went for ice cream at Ikea. No way, we called him Ikea man. He took me to Ikea to set up a dresser that he was getting for his house or his room. He said I want to take you out, I'm going to take you to Ikea so I can go get my dresser. That needs to be set up. He didn't even buy the dresser. We walked around. Okay, he thought it was like this interacting moment where we would walk around ikea and enjoy the ten dollar furniture that they had to offer. No, and then we went and he was like, should we get ice cream? And I thought thought, yeah, sure, let's go somewhere.

Speaker 1:

Sexy, we ate the ice cream downstairs, the $1 cone. I never told you this. No, honestly, I'd rather do that at Costco than Ikea. Okay, it's like I think, no, I don't know. Yeah, like Costco has soft serve ice cream too. Yeah, at least you get the sexy samples while you're walking around. Yeah, exactly, didn't even get a sample. Ate the ice cream in front of him licking this ice cream. And then I was cardboard, are you not gonna get the dresser? And he's like no, I'm gonna come back. What? Yeah, there was more. And then he took you home. Yeah, he said some other shit, but absolutely not. Yeah, I think I would have called an uber. No, maybe I wouldn't have, but I don't know. I don't know at this point in time in my life. I would have said something if it was now, but I was trying to date back then and I was doing me like that is tragic.

Speaker 1:

Ikea man is his name. Did he work in marketing? Hold up, I'm not even kidding, I'm pretty sure he did in some type of like a marketing agency. Yes, yeah, how did you get that? I don't know. Well, I clearly wasn't his type. I'm out here licking ice cream at ikea for him.

Speaker 1:

Did he have khaki shorts and a t-shirt on Khakis? Khakis and a t-shirt, a basic white tee or blue tee. It was blue. Wow, I'm kidding. I don't know what the color was, but it was either blue or white. I don't remember.

Speaker 1:

I don't know why I was so confident saying that it was blue. I literally could just guess his whole thing Converse, of course. I think. I don't know. I'm just like making up an outfit in my head right now. I'm like ooh, cargo, oh, by the way, we saw Pizza Hut guy. I finally met Pizza Hut guy guys and he honestly wasn't as bad as I thought, but we still should have opened the door on him. Yeah, but you know what? We'll see him soon At Pizza Hut. We'll see him riding his little bike down Venice soon, didn't he tell us? Oh, I don't have a bike. No, he does, but he says he doesn't bike down Venice or something. Okay, we'll have to go to Dubai where he lives.

Speaker 1:

When are we podcasting? Next friday? Sunday, oh, baby, yeah, I'm gonna promise you, this weekend isn't gonna be tame. What's saturday? I mean friday will be fun. We'll see what happens sat. I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I have to hydrate Water. Is someone's sponsor? It's a water company? No, my Chinese medicine doctor said that I don't absorb the stuff that's in water very well. So she said to put jujube dates and something else and hot water, boil it, and that it helps you absorb it better. I mean, for anyone that actually cares, probably not. Oh, you put goji berries and jujube dates and hot water in the morning and absorbs. It helps you absorb the water better. Thanks, dr alex. You're welcome. That's my little health hack of the day. Also, I'm going to face gym on monday, so I'll keep you guys updated. Put our hands together, for I feel like I'm in a church right now. I'm like, oh, you know what we could do? Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow. You could be Kid Rock, okay, I'll be Sheryl. No, I'll be. I called you. I called you last night in the hotel. No, we will not. You guys will not be hearing us sing. All right, guys. Thank you for listening to another entry of the Dry Diaries. We'll see you next week. Bye babes, bye sexies.

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