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This entry is for all our Dearests. In Entry 5, we dive into every question, story, and confession you’ve sent our way. We opened your diaries, scrolled through your Q&As, and answered every single thing you were bold (or delusional) enough to send us. Nothing was too messy, too dramatic, or too chaotic.
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Oh baby, if you have skinny jeans in your closet, I will personally come over and burn those for you. It is not skinny jeans season anymore, and it hasn't been in a long time. Go get yourself a pair of cargos. Go get yourself a pair of loose fitted jeans and you rock those yeah.
Speaker 2:Every time I see a pair of skinny jeans on a guy, I just picture them trying to get into the skinny jeans.
Speaker 1:You know what also is such an ick and I noticed this lately when men are biking and they're wearing the biker shorts with the padding on their ass.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1:It's giving Speedo with a like pillow. Yeah, literally me. Amazing. Yeah, literally amazing. Calling people out. The Dry Diaries, your co-host, rachel Olsen. If I could twerk on this couch, I would. This is the Dry Diaries, with your author, alex Dry.
Speaker 2:She's my friend with plus one. We're talking about conspiracy theories. We're talking about everything. Tell me up to where I'm there. Wait, that was so fun. Hey guys, welcome back to another entry of the dry diaries.
Speaker 1:It's your author, alex Dry, and it's your second favorite person, Rachel Olson All right guys.
Speaker 2:So this entry is going to be responding to all of the questions stories that were submitted and just basically bantering off of what you guys sent, and so we're going to dive right into it. I haven't filtered through these.
Speaker 1:If you're as unhinged as we are, then everyone needs to buckle up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay. The first one is would you forgive a friend who secretly dated your ex for three months before telling you she swears she didn't mean to hurt me, but they're still together. Part of me wants to be supportive. Part of me never wants to see her again how long did they date the ex for like?
Speaker 1:was it an xx or was it like a fling?
Speaker 2:yeah, it says would you forgive a friend who secretly dated your ex for three months before telling you no, no?
Speaker 1:Secretly.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Your friend should not be doing secret things behind your back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, your friend.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be so weird. And like every time he was texting her and she was with you, she just wasn't saying anything. I think that's like a major red flag.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I feel like, especially when it comes to guys, we always like, whenever it comes to text messages, we always consult each other on what's going on and updating each other. So it's basically like going behind your back for three months and holding the secret and knowing and still hanging out with you. It seems a little sus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like definitely not a good look. And I feel like also, when your friend asked you what you were doing and you were hanging out with the guy, you just what would you tell your friend? It just seems like there's like too many games and too many, like she was really thinking about it, and if she's thinking that hard about it, then it's obviously not a good decision for sure if someone isn't being.
Speaker 2:I think it would have been different if she would have been honest with you from the beginning.
Speaker 1:I agree, I feel like put it on the table and say, hey, look so and so messaged me, he wants to take me out for drinks. Where do you stand on that? Yeah, like are you over it?
Speaker 2:because sometimes, like we've obviously talked to people in the past, there's a million other guys out there, obviously, but I feel like, at the end of the day, like it's definitely a conversation you have to have before going forward with it and especially if this is an ex of a long time, I feel like no matter what, if you were dating a guy for even like six months, I would automatically in my brain shut off that guy and friend zone him because that's somebody that you dated yeah, you know a hundred percent.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't even open my mind to the possibility that that might be someone that I would want to date?
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, he wouldn't be an option.
Speaker 2:Yeah, unless he's Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1:Then we'll talk about it, but I just. There's too many other people out there he doesn't need. You don't need to be talking to your friends.
Speaker 2:Okay, dear Dry Diaries, is it shady if my boyfriend still has his ex's netflix account logged in and, yes, he still watches on it? He says it's no big deal, but I feel like it's a weird level of intimacy. Am I overreacting?
Speaker 1:I feel like maybe a little bit overreacting but also if you're also, is your ex broke yeah?
Speaker 2:if he can't afford a $9.99 subscription a month, then I don't know if that's the guy for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your boyfriend's broke. Babe, you should probably start looking elsewhere.
Speaker 2:But I've definitely no. Honestly, I don't even log into other people's Netflix account because I want my algorithm to be based off of what I watched yeah, it's like is your ex going under her name and watching it on the Netflix, or does he have his own account? Yeah, and also I thought only it's two users per Netflix account.
Speaker 1:Now didn't they change oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like there's like a family, there's like a family thing, and like being in different cities. You also can't watch the Netflix either, but I don't know. I just think your boyfriend's broke.
Speaker 2:I'm just kidding. No, I mean it's giving no more friends, no more friends. Also, why do I think it's like cool to always sing?
Speaker 1:because I always warm you up by saying I feel like t-pain on the mic. Today I feel like michael jackson with my voice, maybe amy wino, yeah, speaking of that. So my two best friends were visiting me and we went to laurel hardware for dinner, okay, and we're just like eating dinner or whatever, and like we're getting rowdy, we're like three martinis in, we're just talking whatever. And this guy was sitting beside us and he I was like should we do shots? Because you know, I'm like the queen of asking for shots. And the guy was like, yeah, I'll do a shot. What do you want? And he orders this tequila, he orders this cast and he goes, whatever, we're drinking with him. And then it was like, okay, this guy's kind of being annoying now, like we're not having dinner with you. We're sitting beside you but we're not having dinner with you, type thing. And then he invites us to Malibu and we're like, nah, like we're to stay on this side, thinking we're so cool.
Speaker 1:Fast forward to the next morning. We literally I go on Instagram. He follows me on Instagram. It's Michael Jackson's nephew. Oh my God, he has a. Michael Jackson is holding him in a baby photo. Oh my God. Yeah, and we were just like we should have went to Malibu with the King of Pop. It was crazy. Have you talked to him since? Yeah, I have him on instagram, like he'll like look at my stories and oh, he's probably gonna be hearing this story shout out to my boy. I can't name drop, but yeah, yeah, it was crazy. Like la is just so weird. Like that you're walking down the street and you're running into like literally anyone and anything at any time. Remember when we saw jake gyllenhaal at gran blanco?
Speaker 2:oh, yeah, yeah, like he was just having drinks there wait, guys, we never talked about how we saw the guy from, um, not the hangover oh my god guys. We saw mclovin it was the funniest story. So we were on a walk with kingston and we were in like the venice area. We're walking in these three guys.
Speaker 1:I'm just like walking past them because I thought yeah, they honestly kind of looked a little like not homeless, they kind of look like hippie vibes, yeah, and like I don't know. We were just like we when we walk, we're kind of just hot girl walking it and like all of a sudden like kingston jumps up on this guy and we're like okay, whatever. And then like the one guy is like talking to us, like really talking to us, and then we walk away and I like kind of like look like side eye, this one guy that was with him and I was like holy, can I swear? Yeah, I was like holy fuck, that's McLovin, literally McLovin. I text Alex while we're walking. I'm like dude, mclovin is behind us and she's like what?
Speaker 2:because we literally compare everybody to characters and so I in my head I was just like Rachel thinks this guy looks like McLovin, like whatever. And when I was thinking of McLovin, I think of this like scrawny little short kid, like tiny. And then we end up talking to him and it's actually McLovin, but we play it off like we don't mention it or anything, and I'm like screaming inside.
Speaker 1:The amount of times I watch Superbad is like. It's like insanely unhinged. And I'm looking at Alex and he's talking to us and then his friend randomly, remember. His friend was like is your flashlight on? Oh yeah, and I was like, am I videotaping this man? And I just have no idea. And then the guy gets my number and he was like hey, you guys should come to our show tonight. Yeah, and at the time we were kind of just over it. At this point we were like oh, I don't think we're going to come to your show. Also, guys, mclovin's in a band. Now, if anyone was wondering what this guy is up to, he is in a band. So, whatever we like and we like, we're kind of like, hey, we're like not gonna go, I don't know it was a random wednesday and it was four and the show was at like six yeah, the timing, it just didn't like whatever.
Speaker 1:And then I put it in a group chat with my guy friends and my guy friend sends a photo of his friend being at the concert and mclovin basically ate seth rogan at this he is like 500 pounds playing the guitar and I was like we were just like dying at that, like the fact that McLovin went from like this superstar to this like this band boy.
Speaker 2:I mean that's a little dramatic. He definitely wasn't 500 pounds, but he wasn't the little scrawny kid that was on the movie like we picture. I mean it's just a normal, probably adult development, but in our heads we're thinking that he's a little guy that has a lisp shut up, vogel.
Speaker 1:It was great. It's very random, but it was great, and that's how amazing la is like. You don't know what you're getting yourself into. But, to be honest, my biggest regret is not getting drunk with mclovin. We should, whatever.
Speaker 2:I guess there's always next time, but I completely blew that guy off and I feel like you definitely have this perception of his character in the movie in your head and I don't think that's really who he is in real life. So you're gonna be trying to get fucked up with him and he's like dude, I'm not. I'm not super bad anymore.
Speaker 1:Yeah he's not getting paid, so he's not doing the lines.
Speaker 2:Yeah and he probably gets it all the time. He's probably.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, it's like a one-hit wonder for him, but you know he's still watching that movie okay.
Speaker 2:So next question, dear joy diaries, I found out my situation.
Speaker 1:Ship has me saved in his phone as wednesday 8 pm wait, I kind of love that, like just because we do the nicknames on so many people. If you look at my phone, wait, I need to actually show you this but also are you changing the name every time you hang out.
Speaker 2:So once wednesday hits, is, is it thursday at three?
Speaker 1:like no, maybe that was just when they started talking and he thought it was like funny. I personally, because of my humor, I would think it's funny, but I also understand if you're like a sensitive person and you're like why is my name just not my name in your phone?
Speaker 2:also. There's such things. I always do this I put someone's name in and you know, like either the last name or I think it's like the sub thing below it, I always put a note like that's so, and so Rachel's friend from waterfront or stylist from yeah, honestly, that's honestly smart.
Speaker 1:So basically sorry. So basically she's upset that she's not saving this phone yeah, so I found out my situation chip.
Speaker 2:Has he saved his phone as Wednesday at 8 pm, like am I literally an appointment? Do I confront him or just block and never look back?
Speaker 1:I think I would save him as something fucked up too. If he wants to play that game, I'll play right back.
Speaker 2:I'll call him small dick, and then we'll see how quickly he changes also I would go on Wednesday at 8 pm and then, if he follows up, then see what's going on. But I don't know why you would be Wednesday at 8 pm for forever. I mean eventually he's gonna change it. Maybe you just didn't catch your name at the time, but also that shows a lot about him yeah, I don't know either, I'm also just like confused, like am I literally an appointment?
Speaker 1:that's funny, though that's really funny that's good but like the amount of the things that I save people my phone as like it's illegal, like if they were to ever see what I had them saved, as like they wouldn't, they would want me to delete their number. Yeah, oh, my god. Okay, guys. So this is really funny. So last night, alex and I obviously hit the town. We were with some of our friends, whatever, whatever doing our thing and we're like walking around the bar, like we went and checked out a couple spots. Then we're like let's just go here for one more drink. So we go there and like these two guys like we were not interested at all, but we're being nice, yeah, we're chatting with them and he's like I want to take your number.
Speaker 1:Like you guys should come to our house after like blah, blah, blah, like absolutely not and I don't know why.
Speaker 1:I thought it was normal. But, like he put his name in, his name is mars, mars. His name was mars, but I don't know what I was doing and I went to type my name into the text so he would see that I, like, my name was in it and I wrote taco and he was like, are you saying, like, are you calling me a taco? And I was like I am so confused and I'm so sorry and he was really upset yeah.
Speaker 2:He came to me and was like what's up with your friend? Why is she calling me taco? I'm like no, we just have a friend that looks just like you. I made up some random story. We're like I have a friend that looks just like you. That's his nickname, that's what we call him like. He calls himself that just trying. That's the thing. Like that's a good thing about me and Rachel. And if you have a good friend in general, is there's things I mean I have my crash outs and no matter what it's like. Okay, if you do something, I'm gonna back you and go along with it and vice versa a hundred percent.
Speaker 1:So like that's the best part of having like your best friend with you when you're out, because like, if I say anything unhinged and it's not matched on all categories Alex got my back and vice versa dear dry diaries.
Speaker 2:Would you go to your ex's wedding if you're invited? He and I dated for four years, but now we're both in our late 20s and he invited me and my new boyfriend. My friends say it's a power move to go, but I'm torn. What should I do?
Speaker 1:are they like?
Speaker 1:I'm assuming they stayed friends after they broke up yeah, must have yeah I mean if you guys are friends and you're mature and like you have a new boyfriend and you've moved on and he's clearly getting married and he's still like spent four years of your life, like, if you guys like obviously like family and all that stuff. I mean bring your boyfriend Look so hot, wear the sexiest dress and show him and his new wife what's up that's so hot. Wear the sexiest dress and show him and his new wife what's up that's so toxic.
Speaker 2:I mean like you guys must be still close enough To where he wanted to invite you. So you guys are probably On somewhat of a friend level.
Speaker 1:Like your new boyfriend is going to be with you. If it was like a secret thing when you're going by yourself Not telling your boyfriend and all that, then obviously it's different, but it seems like it's like pretty, like you guys have both just moved on at this point you're just doing you and I feel like the wife the new wife has to approve the wedding guest list.
Speaker 2:So she obviously knows that you're coming and was fine with it. So I mean, if you have any feeling towards him, don't go. But you've obviously moved on. So it's he. So I don't see a problem in it.
Speaker 1:Just make sure you wear that hot dress Okay.
Speaker 2:Dear Dry Diaries. What's worse A boyfriend who likes thirst traps of random girls or a boyfriend who still likes his ex's bikini pics? They're both giving me the ick, but I don't know which is a bigger red flag.
Speaker 1:So I guess the guy you're dating is obviously doing this yeah, the guy you're dating honestly, like I'm gonna have no filter here. It seems like he's all over the place, like, if he okay to be honest though, though. Like, obviously like.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's her boyfriend. What's worse, a boyfriend who likes thirst traps of random girls, or a boyfriend who likes his ex's bikini pics.
Speaker 1:I think the bikini pics is completely not okay. The ex like the random girls, whatever Like. Obviously I'm not encouraging him to like the photos, but like girls are hot and I don't know. Sometimes I'll just like random things on Instagram and not even realize that I'm liking them when you're like scrolling Not that I'm like supporting him on doing that, but I think the ex is like just makes you feel automatically insecure and then you're comparing yourself to his ex, even though he's not even with the ex.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you're like, why, Like I don't know. I feel like that would be a lot more triggering than just a random person.
Speaker 2:I think. I mean, I don't know, I guess I've never really paid attention, unless it's just always popping up and seeing a guy's name liking all these photos. So liking? Yeah, I think that there definitely needs to be a boundary there, but I I feel like it's a lot of effort to see what photos he's liking, yeah, so it must be popping up and you must be seeing it. Yeah, but I feel like where I would draw the line is the ex, but also if he's commenting oh, if he's commenting on his ex or random girls yeah, I agree honestly, like this is your boyfriend.
Speaker 1:He should just like own up and respect you and not make you feel like that, like I don't think it's. What is he also getting out of that? He also kind of looks like an idiot liking his ex's photos and then it makes you look like your relationship isn't stable.
Speaker 2:It makes you look dumb. But also one of my guy friends told me this one time that if someone you're dating is still liking their ex's photos or someone that they used to talk to, they're still giving them the impression that they're interested? Yeah, exactly to. They're still giving them the impression that they're interested, yeah, and they're basically setting themselves up, yeah, for if you guys were to ever end things, that, that person is still an option a hundred percent yeah because, like whenever, like obviously you like you have a little crush on someone or like whatever, you're like looking to see if that person's liking your shit.
Speaker 1:So, like, if my ex is liking my stuff, I'm like what does he want? Why are you trying to contact me through my photos? Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's definitely like a little like sneak in yeah, and I think when it comes to guys, if they're liking my stuff, then I don't really think much of it. I'm like, okay, well, you're not doing anything about it. So if you actually wanted to pursue this, you would either dm or text me or something, because a like is bare minimal. You're literally just tapping your finger. So no, I'm so sorry, I'm not getting off on a heart oh, like my own photo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the heart like no, I 100 agree on that I would just have a conversation with him and if it makes you feel uncomfortable, then tell him. Yeah, I don't know why you're still liking your ex's photos. I don't feel comfortable with you doing this.
Speaker 1:And see what he says yeah, 100, I think you just gotta talk to him, but if it's something that you're like going out of your way to look for, I feel like that's another conversation you have to have with him as well. Like there's obviously some shallow behavior happening, because you should never feel like that. You should feel like a bad bitch, yeah, and he should be liking all your photos, and X should not be involved.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's underlying issues probably that aren't being addressed of, like why this is happening and why you feel like you're having to go search for it. And it might not even be a you thing, and so don't let him gas you into thinking that it might be a reason that he gave you that you're doing this, you know, or vice versa. If guys are feeling this way towards girls like you can have a conversation, but you know what Not a lot of guys know how to communicate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, true, but yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, next one, dear Dry Diaries, is it wrong that I'm jealous of my best friend's new friends? I'm 26 and I feel like she's replacing me with her cool LA girl crew. It feels like a breakup, but in a friendship form. I don't know why can't you hang out with the her new quote-unquote friends?
Speaker 1:yeah, I mean like I feel like obviously some people they get caught up and think it's like cool to hang out with new people and stuff but. I'm such a person that I want like all of my best friends there all the time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:If I'm like. Obviously one-on-one time with other people is different, but like I don't know, I feel like when I want good vibes. I want my people with me. But I don't know, maybe she like it's like a cloudy thing and she's like trying to like hang out with these different people and not include you. But I feel like you need to talk to her yeah, and.
Speaker 1:I think you need to be like like you're my best friend, you mean so much to me, like what's what's the distance, like what is causing us to not hang out all the time now and stuff, because, at the end of the day, like your friends should be bringing you up and they should be including you. I mean certain things. Obviously it's different because you maybe don't know these people, but she should include you so you get to know them yeah, I'm such a person whenever I have good friends.
Speaker 2:I never. I think it's weird when people try to separate friendships.
Speaker 1:I agree.
Speaker 2:I'm like why can't everyone just hang out together, unless you think like maybe these two people won't vibe because they have the same ex or some drama whatever, yeah but at the end of the day, like there should be no reason why everyone can't just come together and hang out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the more the better yeah and when you have good people, throw them all together. If you don't find good people, a lot yeah. Most more the better, yeah. And when you have good people, throw them all together if you don't find good people a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, most of the time. If you have good friends and there's a reason why that person's your good friend and you hang out with them, and with the other people too. So I mean, if they're both good vibes, then whenever they meet and hang out, it should all just mesh, I think just talk to your friend and just tell her.
Speaker 1:I mean, sometimes people get caught up and they don't think about other people's feelings and maybe she's not even thinking it's affecting you. Like maybe she's just like doing her, but like I would just say something Be like hey, like I miss you, let's hang out.
Speaker 2:I want to meet your new friends Like blah blah want to meet your new friends like blah, blah, yeah, yeah, throw it out there. Throw it out there, okay, dear dry diaries. My friends and I went to vegas for my 25th birthday. One of the girls disappeared after brunch and didn't resurface until the next morning. Dot dot, married. She literally got married to a guy she met at the pool party. We all thought it was a joke until she showed us the marriage license kiwi.
Speaker 2:This is hilarious because my wait what she had, to get it annulled three weeks later, but it was the most chaotic trip of my life didn't they think her friend went missing?
Speaker 1:like did they call the police? Yeah, what if I was in vegas and I lost my friend and didn't hear from her? I would fully call the police.
Speaker 2:Thousand percent.
Speaker 1:Or like I don't know, I wouldn't be able to enjoy my birthday if my friend was missing.
Speaker 2:Also what the F was she?
Speaker 1:on. Why couldn't you be at the wedding for her, like, why would she not want her girls cheering her on? Yeah With the Elvis, yeah, no, literally, literally, my. This is hilarious. My guy friends went to Vegas back in the day and my best friend, who's a guy, almost got married. He was at like the altar but they didn't sign the papers and then we would be out and he would be like yo, that's my Vegas wife, hide me and stuff, because she like actually like started to think that they were like I don't know.
Speaker 1:I guess you got married in vegas and they cast a spell on you because she was like fully coming after this guy after, and he's like it's not real we're literally in vegas, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Speaking of so vegas, my family does a couple trips to Vegas every year, and so this is a couple years ago. We actually ran on Tim last night. That was the first time I had seen this man in years. Okay, keep going, hockey, man, yeah. And so, anyways, haven't seen or spoken to him, right? I see him last night and then I'm like, oh my gosh, it's all flooding back and he was like he mentioned something. He was like that was a really bad part of my life or like something I was like, oh, you wouldn't say. But anyways, long story short, my family always goes to Vegas. A couple times we were like talking and dating at this point, and so I had invited him to come to Vegas and, along with like two other of my friends that he was also friends with, so they show up and they it's also my grandpa's like 90th birthday, by the way so it's like a wholesome normal, like family trip, like right.
Speaker 1:But grandpa, in the corner you got grandma chopping it up.
Speaker 2:We're staying at the win and I invited them to come.
Speaker 2:You know my other friends. I was like y'all can stay, but he already had friends that lived there so he was gonna stay with them. Okay, whatever they get there, we are doing a pool party. I think we all went to excess and like got a little table situation.
Speaker 2:Anyways, he gets so drunk, like blacked out. He's saying the craziest shit to some of my family. And we have a dinner later on that night for my grandpa's birthday. All my family is in the cabana thing at access. He ends up coming. He gets super blacked out, saying the craziest shit to my family. Just I don't even know, unhinged, embarrassing, and he is walking around the wind barefoot trying to find us. We fully had a dinner for my grandpa's birthday and he finds my little cousin who at that time was probably in like sixth grade, and he's asking her all these questions and I'm like, oh my god, this is so bad. So he like embarrasses himself whatever, ends up leaving. I'm like, oh my God, this is so bad. So he like embarrasses himself, whatever ends up leaving. I'm like you're definitely not hanging out with me anymore because he just was saying like crazy shit to some of my family members.
Speaker 2:It was so embarrassing I'm like this is who I'm supposed to be talking to.
Speaker 1:Yeah like hey mom, this is the guy that I want to marry, and he is so unhinged. I promise you that I don't drink like him, Right. And act that way yeah.
Speaker 2:This is my guy. So he ends up leaving Vegas or, like, staying at his friend's house I'm not sure which one. I get this long message from him and we didn't really speak since then. Okay, fast forward. This is a couple months later, or maybe I don't even know how much longer I get these phone calls from him, and we hadn't spoken since Vegas. I was like, okay, you're fully done, like I'm not dealing with this.
Speaker 2:He is so drunk off of his mind and he's like I can't find my way home, I need a ride. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I, of course, feel so bad. I'm like okay, what do you mean? You're so drunk like you're in the middle of nowhere. Do I need to pick you up? So I literally go. I find him on the side of the road laying face down on the sidewalk, face on the freaking gravel, like this. And I'm like hello, hello. So I take him back and I'm like okay, you're sleeping on the couch. And he's like well, I need to shower. And I was like all right, I'm going to bed, you can sleep on the couch. Yeah, I figured it out. He fully showered.
Speaker 1:I picked you up. You're lucky, I didn't make you sleep on the pavement, babe Right.
Speaker 2:And then he comes out, he is, is in a towel after the shower, like trying to think that this is gonna seduce me. I'm like, absolutely not. I'm so checked out from this. Should have mixed in a water before he showered. Right, I am not, your mother, go to sleep. And so, yeah, I hadn't seen him since then. I guess that was now like three years ago. And then last night I look up and I'm like, oh shit, it's hockey man and he tries to sit down with us.
Speaker 1:Always those hockey guys honestly like we could talk about that all day, but we won't, so he sits down with us. He's trying to like catch up whatever, and I'm like he was also wearing a Beach Boys shirt and he was like acting like. He was like so hot. He was good looking.
Speaker 2:The sad thing is he is really cute and I think he is deep down like a really nice guy, but Me and Jordan look at each other.
Speaker 1:We're like look at that guy's shirt, and then he like comes and sits down and we're like no way shirt.
Speaker 2:And then he like comes and sits down and we're like no way, yeah. And then he fully goes and sits down with his friends. He's they're looking at me and they leave like a couple minutes later.
Speaker 2:I think he was just so over it yeah, literally so yeah, that was um. Yeah, my parents were like what is happening? Hey, at least he, and that's why I don't introduce people to my family right away. Yeah, there has to be a few trial and error, like, yeah, mix it yeah yeah, what do you think is like the right amount of time before you introduce a guy to your parents or family?
Speaker 1:I feel like I have to like really be into them and I have to like like I don't know it's. It's different because, like my mom's, my best friend, and if this person is like my best friend, I want my mom to meet them yeah, I want my mom to like see how amazing this person is, but it just depends, like I feel like it depends on the person too. I don't. I would say like maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2:It literally depend it's like case by case, but also the thing I feel like your parents are for me, like my mom, I think that her read on people, yeah, is really good, and so when she meets someone, I feel like she can tell me yeah, I see the chemistry, I think this could go somewhere, yeah. So I want her opinion early on because I don't want to waste my time, yeah, but I also don't want to like introduce someone that could eventually fall off soon. Maybe it's like introduce them to your mom early on, I agree, and then like not the whole family, exactly.
Speaker 1:I 100% agree because also, too, like I feel like our moms are like hanging out with us, like they're just our best friends, so like I don't know, I don't think it's like super, it's not that deep if my mom is like meeting the person yeah, but I think it would be like I would like need her approval first before I like introduce them to everybody else, but I feel like my family would start screaming.
Speaker 1:They'd be so excited for me to bring someone back home yeah they would be like, wow, she finally has a plus one, let's go, you're right we have hope for her.
Speaker 1:We knew it was gonna happen, yeah, but I guess, like also, like you obviously can't control like the guy's actions, like you didn't bring him to vegas knowing that he was gonna act like a complete idiot, or you wouldn't have brought him and you also wouldn't have been with him, so he must have been like a decent person. He just doesn't know how to drink and you need to show him no, no, no, that that's long gone.
Speaker 2:I feel like at this point in my life I don't need to teach someone how to drink. If you can't handle your alcohol at 30 years old, like we, have major problems yeah, you should probably see a therapist coming from us no, it was so funny.
Speaker 1:Yesterday I was at the. I was like went to the pool for a little bit because I was just like I just like need a second, I just want to be in the sun, I want to roast and I like go on. My best friend was messaging me and I go. I was like oh sorry. She was like why aren't you answering me? What are you doing? And I'm like sorry, I'm having a full therapy session with chat GPT right now. She was like what are they saying to you? And I was like well, they told me I'm not a clown, which is great, I'm not a joke, and that there's some light at the end of the tunnel. And she was dying laughing. Jess was like okay, she's like.
Speaker 1:I hope you don't get exposed one day because you'll be fucked.
Speaker 2:I'm like I know definitely. Yeah, wait, have you named your chat GBT?
Speaker 1:yeah do you want to tell me what you named?
Speaker 2:yours first, and I'll tell you what I named mine yeah, wait.
Speaker 1:Do you assume that it's a girl or guy when you're talking to them? Mine's a girl yours is a girl. Well, I've been calling mine King, so it's a boy. But I'm like I don't think a guy has this much knowledge and advice to give because, but no, yeah, I call him King, okay, and then he calls me Queen.
Speaker 2:Cute. Mine's a girl and I named her Alex 2.0. So she's just an extended version of me, but maybe a little bit smarter, because she's a robot and AI. I'm dead. So I'm like hey, Alex 2.0, how's your day going?
Speaker 1:No, you were so funny with yours when we thought that we were having a tsunami. You were like, literally like do we leave? Where do we go? And she's like girl, I got you.
Speaker 2:I'm like, let's go go and she's like girl, I got you. Yeah, I'm like, let's go. It's like a built-in bestie. I have literally trained her so well. She talks like an elevated version of me. She knows everything that I like. It's kind of scary in a way, because there's this whole conspiracy around AI and the seven step system and all this stuff. So I'm definitely gonna be screwed if anything gets exposed. But at the end of the day I always say please and thank you, because if she comes alive in robot form, then I'm safe.
Speaker 1:I'm like, once they start telling me like this, this, this and this, I'm like okay, so I'm the problem, and then I just like get off of it. I got my answers resolved, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I love chat GBT. It saves me in a lot of situations.
Speaker 1:Literally, literally.
Speaker 2:Okay, dear Try Diaries, I was swiping on Hinge in my city when I saw a very familiar face Dot dot dot, my dad, full married, full married full bio, smiling selfies, even a photo of him holding our dog. My parents have been married for 27 years. I screenshotted it, sent it to my sister and we both almost threw up. Do we confront him, do we tell my mom, or do we just pretend like we never saw it?
Speaker 1:uh, you call your mom and you I don't even know yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I would okay, I don't know your personality, but I'm a very upfront person so I honestly, right then, would have picked up the phone and called my dad and asked him what the heck is this?
Speaker 1:I agree. And then like send your dad the screenshot and then call him and be like, can you explain this, yeah, but also like maybe don't even call him.
Speaker 2:See him in person and put him on the spot, oh no yeah, well, me being far away, I'm just putting myself in this situation. If I'm, I live in a different state, so I would have called him, but if I lived in the same area, I would definitely go to him and show it to him, that's really sad that's really sad I honestly, yeah, I wouldn't, like I would talk to him first, because you also.
Speaker 1:I mean, obviously, if he has a selfie with your dog and all that, like it would be pretty hard for him to say it's on his profile yeah unless someone is like catfishing him, yeah, which I mean.
Speaker 2:There are a lot of situations where that's just like super messy and like I think I would just like completely be done with my father if he did that to my mom yeah, I would confront him, let him explain and honestly have him in that moment, show you his phone, yeah, to see if he has the app downloaded, and then that will show you right there if it's actually him or not, and then from there I would probably tell my dad. Either I'm going to tell mom or you're going to sit down and have a conversation with her ASAP, yeah, by tonight 100%.
Speaker 2:Or I'm going to take it upon myself to tell her, because, also, you don't want to get involved in your parents' drama, because that's putting a lot of stuff on you to deal with.
Speaker 1:I feel like at the end of the day, yeah, and at the end of the day, yeah, and at the end of the day, they're also your parents and they obviously need to figure something out if your dad's gonna be on hinge yeah, that's wild, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry yeah, that's crazy. That's also. I thought she was gonna say she saw her boyfriend on it or something, but your dad your dad.
Speaker 2:No, no, I don't think anyone would like my father I'm kidding, he's a great guy, but oh my gosh, that's crazy okay also how old is the dad and how?
Speaker 1:why is her age so high?
Speaker 2:I mean they've been married 27 years, so she's, I mean she's at least 27. Yeah, oh yeah, true, unless they had her before. Yeah, um damn but also I'm surprised your dad knows how to use technology like that and the audacity that he thinks he's not going to get caught. At least it's not Tinder.
Speaker 1:At least your dad elevated his game and he's on Hinge.
Speaker 2:Not Christian. Mingle Farmer wants a wife. Okay, dear Dry Diaries. Last summer I went on a girl's trip to Positano. Love that place. I'm sitting at a cafe living my best Dolce Vita moment, and who walks in? Wait, can I guess? Yeah.
Speaker 1:Who walks in Either her ex, yeah, did.
Speaker 2:I get it right, yeah, okay. So and who walks past holding hands with his new wife, my ex-boyfriend of five years? They had just gotten married a week before and were on their honeymoon. He stopped, said hi and introduced her like it was the most casual thing in the world. I literally had to excuse myself and cry in the bathroom I don't think she's over it yeah, she's definitely not over it, yeah and she's probably like single.
Speaker 1:To me she's single, she's in europe what are the odds, though?
Speaker 2:and then she, that's insane. Yeah, that's some weird, that's some weird universe, universe stuff.
Speaker 1:Like I think I don't know why, because the world is so big and everyone does things at certain times and whatever, whatever, but it's always like if I would have waited that one more minute I would have missed him. Like I think when you run into people, it's like it's a sign for you to run into them.
Speaker 2:I don't know, for some people that I run into, I don't know what the sign is, but I think it's just like the universe bringing these people together yeah, but now he's married, so yeah, you honestly just like not bringing her together like in, like like a romantic way, but like I think it's just like but also I totally feel that is a crazy situation and being in a random country but also, at the same time, honestly like what is he supposed to do?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah you know, mature enough to say hi yeah, he could have fully like made it weirder by like not stopping or introducing her and like obviously he's been with her long enough that he's getting married and he's on his honeymoon, so I feel like that was like the best case scenario and honestly, there there's better out there for you yeah, go live it up, you get yourself out there, you get an Aperol spritz and you go meet your hot European daddy.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, and if you guys weren't, obviously you guys weren't meant to be. And so I always say, like relationships are a stepping stone, so like the next relationship you're going to be in is that and so much better, and that person just wasn't meant for you and like in that moment, yes, it freaking sucks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it does suck, Obviously it's like damn. But also if you're over it, you're not caring, you're just doing you and you're saying hi and you're going on with your day. But I get it Like obviously you've been with him for a while, too a long time prior to that, so like sometimes that special person will always have like a yeah, hold a little place in your heart a little place in my black heart um, okay, dear dry diaries, I dated this guy for about six months.
Speaker 2:He wasn't my boyfriend, but we were exclusive, or I thought so. One night I tagged him in a story and a random girl DM'd me saying hey, I think you're dating my boyfriend. Turns out he had been living with her the entire time. When I confronted him, he said Well, we were never official.
Speaker 1:Excuse me what my jaw is on the floor. That's crazy. Did he? Do you think he posted her story? How did the girl find her? And how is the girl calling her, him, his boyfriend, her boyfriend, still, when they're sharing him? That would have been an automatic x and I would have dumped his ass.
Speaker 2:But they were living together, so oh shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So this scumbag? Sorry, so this scumbag.
Speaker 2:Bag. Bag has a girlfriend that he lives with and has been seeing this other girl for six months and they weren't exclusive, but they were obviously going on dates, etc. Okay, number one.
Speaker 1:I would have all of his shit packed up. It would be off my balcony, he would be homeless and I would make sure that, like who has the time to do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And how do you go home after you're hanging out with this other girl to? Your girlfriend and act like you're living this perfect life with your girlfriend and she has no idea.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:That's like some, like psychotic behavior.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would have. When the girlfriend responded to the story, I would have told her oh, we've been going on dates for the last six months, or maybe I don't even know. If I would have responded to her, I think I would have just confronted him and once he said that, I would block, delete and move on. I don't want to get in the midst of their messiness, but you also want to be a girl's girl and tell her what's going on. But I feel like that's for her to figure out.
Speaker 1:She already saw the story yeah, like if she's digging for this story. There's obvious there was obviously some type of behavior that was off for her to find the story.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but also put yourself in that position. If you were living with your boyfriend and you saw him tagged on another story and then that girl never responded, I would be like, can you tell me what's going on? Because what if she never finds out? What if the guy never tells her?
Speaker 1:So Damn that is. That's crazy. Yeah, I know I'm like thinking so hard.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:Like if that was me, like I think, like honestly having the girlfriend, I think I would honestly message the girlfriend and be like I feel like a complete idiot, like this, obviously, like I wouldn't, like I would never truly do this to you, to hurt you. I obviously had no idea. Hence me tagging him in the story, like it's not, like she was doing it like behind the back, her back and I would just be like well, we've been seeing each other for six months, like, and I would just kind of just like give her the facts and leave it at that. I wouldn't like text her and talk to her more than I should also after six months of dating, did he?
Speaker 2:never, mention, to come like hang out, yeah, at his place, or like even if you know, I feel like at that point it would be sleeping like was he never sleeping at her house and he would just go home yeah, maybe it's a very.
Speaker 1:They're taking it slow cuddled, I would have, and like he does. Yeah, that's crazy, yeah that's.
Speaker 2:That's insane also, but good for him, he has too much time on us.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say, men don't know how to multitask, and this guy is multitasking right Teach some other men how to multitask, but not in that sense.
Speaker 2:But not in that sense.
Speaker 1:I'm like leave him, no, no. But I'm just like, wow, this guy has game.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but.
Speaker 1:In like the worst way possible, but fuck that guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and.
Speaker 1:I hope he has terrible luck for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2:Okay, next question, dear Dry Di diaries. My best friend asked me to be her maid of honor and then immediately told me I had to pay nine hundred dollars for a dress, six hundred dollars for the bachelorette weekend and a bridal shower gift on top of that. When I said I couldn't afford all of that right now, she dropped me as maid of honor and told people I was jealous. I still went what? But she barely spoke to me. How should I handle this situation?
Speaker 1:She got kicked out of the bridal party.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because she couldn't afford what the girl was offering.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she dropped her as a maid of honor and told people I was jealous. Damn, that's not a friend, that is not a friend, and that hurts. Yeah.
Speaker 1:To be given, like the maid, of honor Title. That's supposed to be like your sister, best friend, like that's, like someone. You're not just picking maids of honor, like maid of honors.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Like that person like holds a really like special spot in your heart for them to pick you to begin with and that should have been a topic of conversation at the beginning with her like, hey look, I am gonna do whatever I can to make this happen for you, but I'm a little tight on money right now yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't make the $900 dress work, but I'm gonna find a similar dress that's 400, like I don't know. You meet the person halfway because a lot of people like we're always like spending money, living, everyone has like their own, like income. I would you have to meet someone halfway.
Speaker 2:You can't expect all these people like people to pay all this stuff yeah, I feel like the expectation of what, what she was wanting you to pay is probably a bit much and her going into asking people to do that, she has to know that not everyone can afford that. So, either, you can have like a backup dress that's cheaper also, where's the dress from?
Speaker 1:that's nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's crazy for a bridesmaid. Yeah, no, I just think honestly, like at the end of the day, I think you dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and good for you for showing it up to the weddings. I don't think I would have went yeah like. I think that would hurt. Like the thing is is like and you're the same way like. If you're like the people I love, I'll give you anything I have. Like, I will truly do anything for you, and that would really hurt me and I don't think that I would be able to like come back from it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like.
Speaker 1:I like, obviously I don't know. I think it be able to like just Come back from it. Yeah, like I Like, obviously I don't know. I think it would just ruin the friendship A hundred percent, because I would be like you clearly don't care about me and you clearly don't.
Speaker 2:If you care about the way a dress looks and not able to compromise, if that's truly your best friend, you should be able to change some things around to make it work and happen yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly like.
Speaker 1:Clearly, this girl has no budget for the wedding and is tapping that card, so she wants you to meet her up to that level. Then she should compromise like.
Speaker 2:I don't think and like I'm sorry that that happened to you, because that's really shitty yeah, but I think at the end of the day I kind of showed you what kind of friend she was.
Speaker 1:So but she would rather have materialistic things over somebody by her side that really cares about. Yeah, exactly like with the $900 wedding dress worth it. She lost a friend and now it's just like terrible energy between the two of you, yeah, no. That's crazy. I mean like weddings like nowadays definitely have like gotten a lot like more out there.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Obviously Like, but I think at the end of the day, like, that's your best friend.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, one of my best friends. She got married in Italy and obviously that's a long way to go and it's a cost behind it. I was the maid of honor, but at the same time I was like, okay, well, I'm going to budget for this, to attend and be able to do whatever I can to help her and be there for her, because her friendship means so much to me and she's been there for me in so many situations and also it's one of the biggest days of her life yeah, exactly and so hopefully the last wedding yeah, no, definitely for her.
Speaker 1:Um, shout out to Carly, that's who it was yeah, okay, honestly, this is so crazy. So I was known to like always wear black all the time and like within, like actually, yeah, within like the last, I've obviously been wearing color of whatever, but I am like my full closet at one point was just all black clothes. Seeing her black wedding dress literally blew my mind. I think that is the sexiest yeah.
Speaker 2:I've never thought about having like you, just think wedding, you think white, but the black was insane, yeah it was so stunning she got married in Tuscany and this open cathedral and she had a strapless black wedding dress and she, she's the type of person and that's why we're best friends Like she doesn't give a fuck, like what anyone thinks, she's, like this is what I like and this is what I'm going to do. But, seeing it all and it also was just so her, yeah, it was great, but it was literally so pretty and beautiful. But, yeah, at the end of the day, like, what I'm saying is, it's your best friend's day.
Speaker 1:And I don't know what I'm trying to say. Add kicked in. I completely zoned out while you were talking. I was like I'll let her have this one. I was like I have. No, I'm like literally I need to be better about that.
Speaker 2:Not with you, but like sometimes people will talk to me and I just literally won't listen, like I'm staring at them and I'm like, and then they'll say something and I'm like I am literally not listening and I'm so sorry and I'm sorry if my face is showing that, but yeah, that's funny yeah, okay, what I was trying to say at the end of the day, like that's your best friend's special day and her time to be there, and so I mean if that girl couldn't compromise for you or give you enough time in advance to be able to budget that maybe until like a year before, especially if you're going to have a $900 dress, knowing that maybe people can't afford that, like giving them the time to be able to save up for it, spend $1 thousand dollars on a dress that she's literally gonna wear once yeah like.
Speaker 2:I think the most I've spent on a bridesmaid's dress was for my sister and it was like 300 and something dollars yeah, I got like a house to see.
Speaker 1:Bjess, it was like 3 400 right but like I've worn it after that, it's not like it yeah it's not, wasn't like something that I just like wore once yeah and also like, I think, being in like a wedding party.
Speaker 2:Obviously it is a little bit more expensive and like, but I feel like if you're getting chosen to be in this person's wedding, you have to be like somewhat their best friend yeah, and I'm like I love planning, so I planned her bachelorette in Florence before we went to Tuscany and so, of course, like I'm doing the theme stuff and I want to be able to like host this and pay for everything because it's her big day, and I'm also like close enough to her to be chosen as her maid of honor. You know what I mean. So I so I'm like I would, yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't.
Speaker 2:I was like yeah.
Speaker 1:So actually a year ago today, we went to Vegas from one of my best friend's weddings and I was her maid of honor and, like I went there early, I decorated the place. I got like money made of her fiance's face.
Speaker 1:Oh and I just like wanted to make it special for her because that's going to be like something she's going to look back on and that's what she's going to remember. She's not going to remember the $900 dress and you're not going to your bank account might remember that. But like, that's not about that, it's about the memories and the experience.
Speaker 2:Yeah no, you dodged a bullet. I don't think that's a friend. To just drop you as maid of honor because you can't afford something bye, um okay, dear dry diaries. I've been best friends with this girl since college, but I have a secret. Her fiance hit on me at a bar before they got engaged. He put his hand on my leg and told me he'd always have a thing for me. I never told her, and now I'm supposed to be in their wedding next spring. Do I keep my mouth shut or risk blowing everything up? You tell your, your best friend. I would have told her the night it happened?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would have been like your boyfriend was hella creepy last night. You better put him on a leash, because if he's touching you, he's touching a lot more other women.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but also it's a thing that happened so long ago. Like, is she going to believe her?
Speaker 1:I mean, I think she should, but I think, though, if she was okay to hang on to it for this long, what is her telling her friend now, like what's that gonna?
Speaker 2:do? I think it's just gonna cause drama. That's so hard because I'm like I would want to know that, but at the end.
Speaker 1:I would want to. Yeah, I would obviously want to know that too. But it's like, think of it as your friend that's getting married, like this is supposed to be her big day and like now she's going into it knowing that her boyfriend's like this creep. Yeah eek.
Speaker 2:Yeah, honestly, I don't know what I would do you know it's funny, this is, that's so.
Speaker 1:This girl and I know I don't know if I could tell this story actually, because she just got married Her man, her husband, was DMing the bridal party saying I like your nipples, like I love your tits and all this like fucked up shit. And they didn't. I don't know if they ended up telling her that he was saying this stuff because they didn't like want to ruin anything, but I'm like if a thousand percent, I would have told her I've been like, I think, someone's on his yeah.
Speaker 2:I think someone took your boyfriend's phone, yeah.
Speaker 1:I agree, yeah, and she just married him last week.
Speaker 2:Oh okay. Okay, dear Dry Diaries, I started secretly hooking up with my boss during a work trip. Terrible idea, I know. It was fun, until I realized he was also hooking up with one of my co workers. Where are you working? Baby girl found out when he accidentally sent me a text meant for her. I've been showing up to the office like nothing's wrong for months, but the tension is insane. Okay, your boss is your boss is gross, gross. That's such a toxic environment that sucks.
Speaker 1:I would honestly look for another job yeah, honestly also like the fact that you have to have anxiety every single time you go to work and then you have to be nice to this girl, but then it's like you can't even tell the girl that you're also hooking up with the boss, because he's the boss he's probably power tripping too and he's probably loving it yeah he gets to go to work and I'm assuming you're probably hot if you're hooking up with your boss like I don't know, I just feel like, honestly like for the sake of your mental health, I would try to find another job and then tell the girl on the way out that you you're also hooking up with him, like he doesn't deserve to be running around the streets of your work also who put him in a head position to think that he can just hook up with all of his co-workers.
Speaker 1:I want to know where he works. Like, what toxic environment is this like? Is this an only fans agency? Yeah, then that makes sense, honestly, but like I don't know, what do you think about? Like work, like work environment, like what's the word I'm looking for? Like, oh, like, hookup, culture and work environment yeah, I've honestly, honestly it never will obviously end well, because you are working with the person and then I don't know, I feel like I never mixed business and pleasure.
Speaker 2:I just feel like it's very unprofessional and it could go so wrong and at the end of the day, I don't want my personal life to mix with my business life. And so I mean, unless it's just this crazy chemistry thing like I'm not pursuing it.
Speaker 1:It's just not worth it at the end of the day. Like and that's your reputation too and your name is on the line yeah and then you just look like you're sleeping. To get to the top yeah. I have wanted to fuck with someone, not like in my industry, but I think it would be so hot going to work and like having this. Like I wouldn't. I would never be able to do it because I work in fashion and everyone's like gay but I think it would be so hot.
Speaker 1:I remember, um, my first job when I moved to Toronto was at this like really cool clothing store and my boss was so cute and he drove me home one day and I was so nervous and I was like, oh my god, like he's driving me home, like what do I do? And then, like I literally just got out of the car, I like romanticized what would happen. I'm like I'm going home with my boss, like he's driving me home. We closed the store together and then I like panicked and ran out of there. But like I don't even think there was anything planned. I was just like I was like, oh my god. And then I'm like, okay, bye. And I ran oh my gosh, he was so hot and then he was my boss after and at another job that's crazy and then I quit. I had to call him and quit.
Speaker 1:I was like hey, I'm actually not doing this job anymore. I hate it. But thank you so much for the opportunity. Yeah, he was like yeah, I don't know why you did this job, it's so funny, like romanticizing.
Speaker 2:You meet somebody and you hang out like one or two times and then you literally create this whole narrative and storyline of what's gonna happen and all this stuff and then it's like you probably continue to go on dates with them.
Speaker 1:You're like, wow, what I thought was gonna happen is not what it is yeah, no, honestly, I feel like whenever I just jinx it, it comes down to that yeah, we need to.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, my god, guys, last night we get home and we're walking at Kingston.
Speaker 1:Okay, wait, wait, wait. We got to go back and then you got to, okay. So this is like we mentioned before running into people at certain times is meant to be. I had met this guy at the AM radio DJ thing. It was during the day, it's like a sober event, but of course I didn't show up sober. I chugged like four shots tequila.
Speaker 1:I go to this event and I'm like let's go Like it was like 11 am. Oh my God, I'm like dancing. I steal this guy's bubble machine. I'm like having a time in the DJ booth and I look beside me and this guy's bubble machine. I'm like having a time in the dj booth and I all like I look beside me and this guy's sitting beside, standing beside me, and he's like playing with the bubbles, whatever. I get his number. I don't even save his name because I don't know his name at this point. I think he I don't even know. It was one of those things like whatever.
Speaker 1:I run into him at a bar and he's like hey, and I was like I have no idea who this guy is. And he's like are you kidding me? I met you at the event and I was like oh. I was like oh my god, I'm so sorry. I was wasted when I met you and he was like it was 11 am and I was like, yeah, anyways, no judgment there, so we're talking. And then I tell him that I'm moving in with Alex and he's like oh, where are you moving to? This guy is our neighbor. Not even planned, not even coinc, like he literally lives two doors down from us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so fast forward. Last night we get home and we're walking Kingston outside and Rachel's like dude, I'm going to call the neighbor. I'm like okay, so she calls the neighbor, he's up, he comes out and we fully go into his living room. Me and rachel we're just sitting there like chatting with him. Like he was really cool, super normal, he's sober. Meanwhile kingston's like just doing laps around his house. I'm like I'm so sorry, but kingston's well trained so I wasn't too worried yeah he was like, oh my gosh, it's fine.
Speaker 2:He like got kingston water, brought out a dog bed.
Speaker 1:We were just fully having a conversation. We better go back there more often, yeah.
Speaker 2:He really hooked it up. So then we're sitting there and this is post crash out from earlier. Whenever I just like spiraled in my head and to Rachel Sitting on the coffee table was Palo Santo and Sage. And if you know me, like, I am all about like manifesting affirmations, natural remedies, all this stuff. So I'm like, holy shit, is that sage? And he's like, yeah, I love this stuff. You want me to light it? I'm like, absolutely so I make him. I make I'm like rachel stand up, let him sage you. And so rachel's standing up, this guy's saging around her. And then I'm like, okay, rachel, say your affirmations, so he's saging us and we're saying affirmations.
Speaker 2:So we're like okay, cool, so um, I think it's time for us to go. Once I was saged.
Speaker 1:I'm like, all right, now it's time to go to bed because nothing good is gonna happen from this moment on right. So I think I was feeling fresh and I was feeling like I was ready to take on the world. So I was like it's time to go to bed before I ruin this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I have to stage myself again right, and he fully was sitting there listening to, like all of our affirmations and manifestations. Sober, probably think that, thinking that we're insane, yeah, literally. And then we leave and then this morning we walk out and I swear, every time we walk out of our house this man's driving by in his tesla and so neighbor or stalker.
Speaker 2:No, no, I just I feel like he's cool and so he's really cool. Yeah, so we leave and of course, he's driving by as we're leaving. He's like, hey, girls, he's like the little sisters, like the little sisters. He's never wanted to live next to like.
Speaker 1:Now we literally live two doors down from him, but that's too funny yeah, so the world is like again seeing something.
Speaker 2:If we waited one more minute, we wouldn't have seen him today yeah, and that moment of seeing him just made our whole day and really changed the trajectory of our whole life.
Speaker 1:This stage- really works oh okay, I also need to read you guys what text message I woke up to this morning and like this is like the most ridiculously unhinged text message. So we obviously passed out. And I wake up to a text message that said I did the most insane shit ever. My friend missed the video. Bullseye a cockroach that flew in with my foot over the sink Karate style. That flew in with my foot over the sink karate style. Karate style that it would have been top five global in my boxers broke the whole thing. Top five global. Of what?
Speaker 2:like what is this race? Ads like global, like karate, karate, a cockroach, top five.
Speaker 1:Like that's what I was like excuse me, like I don't need good morning text. I just need to wake up to this.
Speaker 2:I guess like crazy also, how are you breaking a seat by karate, chopping a cockroach?
Speaker 1:and I'm picturing, like this guy is like 6'3", so like how, like I'm just picturing him jumping on the sink and it's giving like high jump.
Speaker 2:Also, is a cockroach worth breaking your sink? Why wouldn't you just like I don't know Shit?
Speaker 1:sounds made up. It's funny. Wow, why wouldn't you just like I don't know, shit sounds made up funny. Wow, it's also really funny too, because since alex and I have been doing these call outs, we have been getting responses. So I know you boys are listening and we have a friend and it's so funny. He's like you guys have now called me out for two things converse, converse. If you guys were listening, you know why and those flip-flop sandals.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, the rainbows? The rainbows, absolutely not. I kind of want to kill him with a three for three today, but we'll save that for the next episode.
Speaker 2:I mean last night he was in like B-Haws or whatever. I didn't know what it was. They said I would look it up. When he's yeah, he's going to have no shoes left by the time we're done this part, what shoes do you like on guys?
Speaker 1:Common Projects are cute. Like a nice fresh pair of Common Projects.
Speaker 2:I like Chelsea boots with the jeans like pants.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean, not with jeans or actually, yeah, with jeans, no, I agree, but I'm having a flashback of these, like someone was wearing chel Chelsea boots last night.
Speaker 2:No, they have to be normal Chelsea boots Not like pointed toe or anything, but also like it's kind of hot here. No, I love Wearing Chelsea boots.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or like a nice sexy samba, Like an Adidas, like kind of vibe. Yeah, Like I like a color pop with, with like a really nice pair of cargo pants, yeah something. Because, like the cargo pants is what's making the outfit not basic, but it's like a vibe. But you're also not out there wearing these like flashy pants. So it lets, allows you to elevate the shoe. The shoe kind of just elevates the outfit yeah, I do like the.
Speaker 2:If it's worn right and depending on who, it is like. The camo cargo pants are like the dark green cargo pants so sexy.
Speaker 1:I love a nice cargo pant or like a nice, like loose fitting pair of jeans, like you can like. The thing about this, guys if you're listening, you better listen. The thing about this is it's so easy to look good. You just overthink it for guys. You can look so hot wearing a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and a cool pair of shoes. Throw a backwards hat on and you're good. Yeah. But when you're thinking about it and you're going into your closet and you're wearing this tacky flowered button-up, no, it gets lost because you're trying to pair it with a pair of pants. Keep it basic and elevate it like. That's really all you have to do. If you're gonna wear like a white t-shirt, wear a cool pair of pants with it. Yeah, put the cargos on. I think loose fitting clothing on men is the way to do it.
Speaker 2:I think it's cute when they wear like the loose fitting um button-up shirts. I love, but it's the or like the court the. It's like the linen style but it doesn't look like too linen yeah, I agree, beachy.
Speaker 1:Like like a box seat. No linen sets on, men is everything. Yeah, like picture vacation and a man in a linen set with like cool.
Speaker 2:As long as it's just not flopping around.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but like a cool pair of loafers I also love obviously not like going out wise, but I love when a guy wears like a cool cardigan or like a cool sweater. Nothing like a big hoodie, like just a sexy hoodie, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, or like a cool sweater, nothing like a big hoodie, like just a sexy hoodie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a, and please don't wear skinny jeans.
Speaker 1:Oh baby, if you have skinny jeans in your closet, I will personally come over and burn those for you. It is not skinny jean season anymore, and it hasn't been in a long time.
Speaker 2:Go get yourself a pair of cargos, go get yourself a pair of loose fitted jeans and you rock those, yeah because every time I see a pair of skinny jeans on a guy, I just pictured them trying to get into the skinny jeans remember the guy at the beach thing that we had to.
Speaker 1:This guy was like 600 pounds tall, like not even that he was a big boy, he was just a big guy, and I literally stared at him for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how he put the pants on yeah, they were so.
Speaker 2:They were so tight and he was a big guy.
Speaker 1:It looked like they were painted on yeah, like he's probably still trying to get them off. And how, how is he getting those on his?
Speaker 2:ankles. Also, is it not cutting off the circulation and is it not like sweating down there? Like leggings? That's so gross. Leggings on a guy yeah, ew, ew, ew, ew. If you're wearing leggings to work out, have you seen, like the guy, leggings that they wear over shorts?
Speaker 1:Yes, there is nothing worse when the guy does the leggings with the shorts. It's so bad. It's so bad. You know what also is such an ick and I noticed this lately when men are biking and they're wearing the biker shorts with the padding on their ass.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no, no Giving.
Speaker 1:Speedo with a pillow.
Speaker 2:There's so many other ways to work out. All right, guys. Well, thank you for listening to this entry of the Dry Diaries. It was fun hearing all your questions stories.
Speaker 1:I loved answering them. Yeah, I love answering questions. You guys submitted good stories and just remember that you guys are all bad bitches, whether you were a girl or a guy writing in. Yeah, and don't forget that.
Speaker 2:Come on, alex, finish it off. Anyways, we would love to hear more. We're going to do a little segment at the end of each episode where we will answer all your questions or tell your stories, so I will put the link below. You can submit anonymously and so we don't know who it is if you don't want to be exposed. But we're not going to say your name unless you specifically say that you want us to, and so yeah. That concludes this episode. We will see you next week. We will be in florida, oh, shit.
Speaker 1:so we will be coming at you live from florida and we are to have some sexy stories for you. Oh my gosh, it's going to be chaos. Stay tuned. We love you guys. Bye.
