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Ghost Encounters, Best Friend to Boyfriend Drama, and Gifted a Mink
We’re back in our After Dark era — officially in spooky season mode. Between haunted tech moments during Faith’s aura reading, random orbs in Mykonos, and a Venice neighbor straight out of a movie, the ghost encounters have been real. We’re talking October plans, birthday energy, fresh starts, and a little dating chaos — situationships, attention vs. intention, and the walking red flag chronicles.
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And she was like, Well, you know it's your aunt's birthday, which was my grandmother's daughter. And I was like, No way. I'm like, okay, call my aunt. She doesn't answer. And it's almost like the words came out of my mouth. When she didn't answer, I'm like, call her back. She'll she's gonna answer. She called her back. She answers on the first ring. I explained to my aunt what's happening. I think maybe she thought I was a little crazy too. Anyways, after this, I get off the phone. All of a sudden, I faint. And it was like, I was on the ground, I could hear my mom. I could hear everyone around me. That's crazy. And they were and my mom was like, call 911, call 911. And I'm trying to get out, like, I'm okay, I'm okay. But whenever I was like fainted, I literally saw my grandmother's face like going back into heaven. Hey guys, welcome back to another entry of the dry diaries. It's your author, Alex Dry, and her other half, Rachel Olson. Hey, we are back. She's back. We are back. I'm back. We're back together. We literally just moved. Yeah. We packed up all of our stuff and we officially are not officially moved in, but our stuff is now in a new home. Yeah. So we're officially moved in. We decided we didn't have that much stuff. So we thought. And then we started packing it all. And we realized we had more stuff than we thought. Just because we don't have the big furniture pieces. But as far as clothes go, yeah, let's just say all you can really picture is Alex and I driving through Venice, literally looking like we were in a clown car. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:We had pillows, clothes, everything just overpiling. You could not see out of any of the windows, but we only moved up the street, so it wasn't that bad.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Next time, we definitely need roadway or task grabbing. Or a hot man. Yeah. We need some type of muscle to be helping us because I told Alex earlier, we are way too hot to be lifting these buckets. Yeah. And so we are moving in all of our stuff to our new place, and all of a sudden, this little cute man, I think Godfather meets Oh, he's Tony Soprano 100%. Godfather meets the up grandpa. Oh my god. He was like a mixture of everything. Like when he came and started talking to us, the first thing in my head was, oh god, we're living beside an old person. I know. I was like, here we go. And then he starts telling us how he got stabbed, how he's been shot three times, how he will kill anybody that comes near the house in Venice. I was like, this man's got our back. Also, I'll clarify, he was shot in war. So it wasn't like he was shot up on the street. Yeah, but he also said he went to jail. Yeah, of course. He's like mafia. Yeah. So he's from New York. And then he lived in Texas. So I think the owner of the house we're in now told him I was from Texas. But, anyways, he was like, I guard this block. This is my block. There's never anything that goes wrong on this block. So if you ever need me, I'll take care of you. And the funniest plot twist of this all is his sixth wife was named Rachel, and his fourth wife name was Allie, which is so crazy to me. I'm like, is he hinting that like he's about to be remarried for the seventh and eighth time with us living beside him? No, no, no. I mean, I guess you'll have to say dude. Supposedly his daughter's some badass in New York. So that's pretty sick. At least we know we're protected. We are protected. And I honestly was thinking when we were driving here, like, it kind of is like the perfect time that we moved because summer's over. Yeah. We had an amazing summer in the old place. I woke up this morning and I was like kind of sad. Only because like certain memories and Alex and I like finally moving in together, and like we had an amazing summer in the house that we were at. I was kind of sad because we shared like some really good moments there. Yeah. No, it was sad, but also I hate doing temporary, like short-term rentals or leases, but at the same time, I do love it because one, you can try out different areas. Yes. And then two, it's kind of like a fresh start. I agree. So we need to like go get some sage and like do a little thing. We didn't even say bye to the neighbor. Oh gosh. I'm pretty sure he's happy to see us go. He's literally, well, I think he's away right now, but it's so funny because like Alex and I started making, as you guys were hearing, we started making friends with people on our street. And then today when we were packing, I heard Rachel, Rachel, but it was actually Alex calling me, but I thought it was one of the workers on the street talking to me. I was just like, wow, I'm known on this vlog. But I think it's great. And it's also like I mentioned summer's over now. And I think it's such an amazing start because now we're getting into fall vibes. We have three months left of this year. I know that's so crazy. This year's gone by so fast. I feel like we blinked and it was over. Yeah. Even September. I literally like I can't even believe we were in Florida a month ago. I know that's crazy. It went by so fast. I was gonna say so slow, but actually, no, it just went by so fast. It seems like so long ago. Yeah, it does. But it went by so quickly. So quickly.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Literally. Yeah. Literally.
SPEAKER_01:And like I'm trying to think of we were probably on the boat a month ago today. Actually, was it the first when we were on the boat? I think so. I'm dead. Well, hopefully, our boys' legs are recovered. I don't think those are recovering anytime soon, but hopefully our chef comes back one day and cooks for us again. I know. Oh, of course. He's in LA. He'll come back.
SPEAKER_02:He's the king. But yeah, I'm honestly so excited to start fresh at the new spot and like just do our thing over there.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. And so this month we're doing the Dry Diaries After Dark series. And so if you guys haven't checked it out, I well, Rachel's gonna be popping in and out what works with her schedule. Yeah, she's the ghost. Did you ever get booed as a kid? Was that a thing in Canada? Whoa, they'd be like boo. No, it was called you'd get booed, and they would put like a basket of like candy or different things, and they had this cute little riddle they would put, like, well, you've been booed. All right, I might have to do that to you. I've never been booed. It's so cute. I mean, I haven't been booed since I was probably in like fourth, third grade, but my mom used to literally pawn my candy off to my dad. I'd be like, wait, there was so much candy in here, and she'd be like, and just walk away, like as if she had no idea that the candy just disappeared, unless it was my dad just eating it at night when I was sleeping. I'll be in the booth. Oh, that's so funny. But yeah, so she'll be popping in and out. If you haven't seen it, um, I just did an entry with Faith, and I have something so crazy to share. So the guy was editing the episode, and if you haven't listened yet, it's about past lives, energy healing, uh, Ricky, a bunch of other things that she went into. And the editor came back and said that some of the footage that he was trying to edit was super hard because there was a sparkle that was going on, some light flashes on the wide angle, and then the solo cameras kept you know going in and out. And we've obviously filmed at the studio so many times. And so this one, right? Yeah, it was this one. Crazy. And this is like the studio, yeah. And we filmed her plenty of times, everything went great. So I don't know, I asked her and she was like, Oh, that's so she acts like it was so normal. So I'm like, oh, we're really getting spooky, it's very spooky, and it's also kind of like it's kind of like reassuring. Like it's kind of that her gift is real, yeah. It's kind of like, oh, like obviously everything she was saying to you was what she was feeling and everything else, but I feel like having that happen is like, okay, like that, it was actually real. Yeah, you know, yeah, it kind of gives not that you ever I mean, she was referred to by such a good friend, and then just knowing her background and everything, she's so amazing, but also just hearing it from someone else and seeing it happen on a camera is so cool, just kind of reassuring in a way of like, okay, like, you know, yeah. That's so crazy. Have you ever seen or taken a picture of something and there will be like a weird aura or something? An orb or something. Oh my god, can I tell you something really crazy? Yeah, and this is insane. So there's actually this really crazy story that I have to tell you. Um, I'm not gonna get into too much detail just because it's very, very traumatic and it was like very crazy happening at the time, and that's just like a whole other story. But a really good girlfriend of mine had a very, very tragic accident in Greece, and sadly she passed away. When she passed away in Greece, um, anyways, a lot of crazy things had happened while another good girlfriend of mine was on vacation with her. So they did like a little mini funeral there, and like they put flowers out and stuff. They kind of just like let her rest in Greece in Mykonos. So, anyways, I end up going to Mykonos a year later, and I'm with my best friend, and we're in Greece, and all of the photos that I was taking in Greece in Mykonos had orbits in them. Really? It was so crazy. Wait, so this girl was vacationing in Greece and she had some sort of diving accident. So it honestly wasn't a diving accident. So um she it's kind of crazy, but she had a crazy accident falling from one of the cliffs.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, and after she had fallen, it was kind of too late.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So then you went back a year later with your friends, and all of them had orbs in the photos. Yeah, it was so crazy. I mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't every single photo, but like for the majority of the photos, a lot of the selfies, there was an orb in it. Was it in mostly like the same location where the orb was in like the photos? Like, kind of similar. Like one of the days when I had um when me and Jamie went to Zuma, Zuma is like right where the ocean is, and it it's like the day club, night club, and it outlooks the ocean and like right on a cliff. Oh wow, yeah. It was crazy.
SPEAKER_02:So I've actually had that happen, and that kind of like hit home because of the situation and because of how close I was with Sam and stuff.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's crazy. That's insane. No, I really do think that spirit. I mean, whenever they say like the apparitions, like it's the body and stuff like that. I'm like, okay, that's a little far-fetched, but I feel like spirits are made of such energy and high frequency that if it is shown in a photo, then it's just like a little orb or like a light. Yeah, it's kind of cool though, because that means she was there with you. Yeah, I know. It was definitely like reassuring and very like, I felt like every time I was there, I felt like okay, like I'm gonna do this for Sam. Cause Sam, like, yeah, like that's where she kind of ended off. But yeah, it was wild, it was very crazy. But yeah, have you had any orbits and that kind of stuff happened to you? Not that I can think of, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I know, and it's also something that like you're not always looking for either. But yeah, sometimes when a photo has it, you're like, wow, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_01:I do have a really crazy story though, and I was actually dating my ex at the time of this. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure he thought I was a psychopath. But classic. Whenever that's a classic, just ex is thinking you're crazy. Yeah. Luckily, I was back in Texas. We were visiting Texas at the time he had left Dallas, so we were going back to Dallas to see some of his friends. That morning I woke up and I knew that we had these plans to go to Dallas and all this stuff. And that morning I woke up, and for some reason, I just felt like the life was being sucked out of me. I had no energy, I didn't want to go anywhere. It wasn't a depressed feeling necessarily, it just I felt heavy and it was really strange. And so I actually like went into my dad's room and I was like, hey, we're supposed to get go to Dallas. I feel really bad. I told him I'd go hang out with his friends, but I just feel so strange. And my dad's like, no, Alex, just go for a little while, yeah, support him. And it wasn't that I didn't want to support him. I do your own exam fall off. Yeah. So we end up going, and the whole time, I remember thinking when I woke up and felt this way. I felt my grandmother for some reason I could hear her voice or like see her face when I closed my eyes. And for those of you who don't know, I was really close with my grandmother. She passed away when I was in high school, and I had like had a few times where I had dreams of that she was in them, but I had never felt something like this before. Yeah, and so I just kept brushing it off, brushing it off. We go to Dallas. I have like one drink, I'm not really present. Oh, you ended up going? Yeah, I ended up going, and I had one drink, we hung out, and I just something felt off. And I was trying to like be happy and be there, but yeah, that's like the worst too when you're like trying to force something and you're just like, I can't. Yeah, and I felt horrible. So then we end up driving back from Dallas to Fort Worth where I'm from, and I randomly call my sister, and my sister called me one of the two, and my mom happened to be at my sister's house, and I think at this time she was pregnant with her first kid. So me and my ex, we go to the house and we're sitting there talking, and my mom's like, Are you okay? Like, are you really fucked up? What's going on with you? And I'm like, No, I literally had one drink. I have felt so weird today. I don't know what's going on. You know, I keep seeing mama. Every time I close my eyes, I feel like maybe she's trying to give me a message. I don't know what the message is. And my mom kept being like, No, you're really drunk. And I was like, I am not drunk.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, and especially with you saying that, she's probably confused too.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and she was just confused. So then I'm sitting there and she's like, Well, Alex, just ask her what she's trying to tell you. And I was like, I don't know. I don't know how to differentiate it, I don't know how to handle this. Like, I just feel so crazy. I felt insane. And she was like, Well, you know it's your aunt's birthday, which was my grandmother's uh daughter.
SPEAKER_02:Really?
SPEAKER_01:And I was like, No way. And so I'm like, okay, call my aunt. She doesn't answer. And it's almost like the words came out of my mouth. When she didn't answer, I'm like, call her back, she's gonna answer. She calls her back, she answers on the first ring, and I explained to my aunt what's happening. I think maybe she thought I was a little crazy too. Anyways, after this, I get off the phone, and all of a sudden, I've never fainted in my life, except one other time in Salt Lake City, and it was because the altitude was high, and I had my legs propped up so blood wasn't flowing through me. But I faint. And it was like I was on the ground, I could hear my mom, I could hear everyone around me. That's crazy. And they were and my mom was like, call 911, call 911. And I'm trying to get out, like, I'm okay, I'm okay. But whenever I was like fainted, I literally saw my grandmother's face like going back into heaven. Like she was like disappearing away from me. What was the timing like from that from when she passed to that?
SPEAKER_02:Like, is it related, or did she pass like years before that? Years.
SPEAKER_01:So she passed away when I was a sophomore in high school. Wow. Okay, I thought maybe it was just like two, three years ago. Yeah. Wow. So that is my experience with, I guess, ghost in some sort of realm. But yeah, I literally saw her. It was like almost like I had gotten the message across, I guess. Yeah. And she just went away. And do you think maybe it was like kind of also a sign for you to call your aunt and for her to like get and con like connect with you and your aunt?
SPEAKER_02:Like, because like she maybe connects with you, and then you calling the aunt was like connecting them together, maybe?
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. I think that she was really close with that her daughter, obviously, and they spent a lot of time together. And also my grandfather, after my grandmother passed away, lived with her for a bit of time, my aunt. So I don't know. I guess like maybe I was just for me, what the message I got is that she wanted me to just tell her happy birthday. She loves so she's here with you. Kind of what I was thinking too.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. And like if she can come through to you, then it's an easier way to do that than yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And I guess I was also freaking out, and I was like, she's going away like to heaven, she's not gonna come back because I feel like she's kind of been my guardian angel since she's passed away. But I don't know, I still feel her. And then also, Faith was saying she kept looking behind my shoulder when we were podcasting. She was sitting there, she's saying like this. No, she like kept going like this. Like, no, she's here with you.
SPEAKER_02:And so I don't know, it's so crazy.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, well, we also kind of had a little ghost experience today at the house. I was like, wait, Alex, did you shut that door? Because I do not remember shutting that door. And she's like, I didn't shut that door, but I don't know. I probably shut the door. I think it was just the airflow. Boo. We definitely uh made that house haunted with a couple of the creatures that passed through, but that was haunted that I was getting some werewolves, vampires, clowns, yeah. A lot of clowns, honestly. But I'm kind of excited for October. Yeah, I'm excited for October. We're doing a little Halloween party. Classic. I just bought all the decorations. I'm super excited. I'm already, when I we walked into the house, I was like, okay, we we're gonna set this up there. This is how my mind goes. Literally. Once, yeah, honestly, I feel like we have that coming up. We're doing, well, we're doing Oktoberfest. Yeah, we might be doing Oktoberfest, which will be hilarious. How tell me how you can make those outfits cute. I really wanted to to the the I really wanted to do the Charlie Angels outfit, but then I'm like, Alex, it's not that serious. You need to chill out. Yeah, we gotta get festive. There's also so many events going on in LA, too. Like, there's so many like wine. What was the there's a haunted house wine thing? Malibu Wines is doing a little haunted house, and they're also showing hocus pocus. Crazy. Malibu farm. And we have a TV now. We are gonna get so festive this month. This holiday season. This holiday season. Yeah, and I love doing Christmas parties. Also, my birthday part or my birthday is the end of November. End of November party, Christmas party.
SPEAKER_02:We're doing all the parties.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and I need Joel's input. So I haven't even told Rachel this, but I reached out to my friend. She's an event planner. Even though I feel like I'm an event planner, even though I do not need to be reaching out to an event planner. This girl is working overtime on the Amazon. Yeah, I'm really party planning. She's always has tabs open of what she's ordering for the Halloween party for Florida, whatever it is, whatever occasion. I know. I feel like I should do it as a career, honestly. 100%. I'd hire you. Yeah. So these are my thoughts. Okay, let's hear it. Okay, so number one, I was thinking of doing a trader's party. Okay. Where we rent like an old tiny house. Two. And we have you seen the traders? No. Oh my gosh. So it's a show, and they all dress like very sophisticated, high class. Wait, it's with the guy that was in Josie and the Pussycats. Oh, the ball guy? The manager guy? The manager.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in he's an icon.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:He's an icon. Okay. Well, we can watch traders and you can show me.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. So basically they play each other. There's they pick two or three people and they're the traders. And you hang out and you do different challenges. And then throughout you try to figure out who the traders are. And sometimes they vote out the wrong person and they and they say, no, I'm I'm not the trader. Oh my god, I have an idea. I don't know if it's gonna be, it's kind of similar, but my girlfriends have done it a couple of times. If you did a murder mystery, that's kind of the vibe of it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone dresses up, and then someone's actually the murderer, but no one's supposed to know but the murderer. Right. And then it's like it's apparently so much fun. Yeah. But you like pick a theme, like you can do like Tony Soprano theme, mafia vibes, or you can like do like 1900, like whatever you want, whatever kind of theme. Yeah. That was one idea I had. And then the other idea was to go to Palm Springs. Love. And just do, you know, a couple of cute themed days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, maybe like one night do like cherry, it was like a cherry red theme. And then the other one. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Just kidding.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. So either doing traders or going to Palm Springs and doing two days there.
SPEAKER_02:Palm Springs would be sick.
SPEAKER_01:I know.
SPEAKER_02:Very sick.
SPEAKER_01:Or I mean, I would love to go to Tulum, but it's hard to get like a group to actually commit to going. And also you're going for a bachelorette.
SPEAKER_02:I know.
SPEAKER_01:So I know.
SPEAKER_02:Tulum would be so fire, but I have to go to for the wedding, and then I'm in Mexico for the wedding.
SPEAKER_01:It's just like yeah, so it's a lot of traveling. I mean, if you come to Tulum, I'll be there. Yeah, I know. So we're gonna figure it out if you guys have any birthday ideas left. Yeah, it would be so fun, especially with we can go back. Yeah. Well, I feel like honestly, I love the ideas. I feel like we're on something good. Yeah. I feel like I need a ghetto is great.
SPEAKER_02:We could also get a house for Joshua Tree for a night, or like go up early, like on the weekend, like Friday night, have like a sexy day Saturday theme, maybe get Troy Boy to DJ. Everyone can like if we got a house in Joshua Tree.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. And like if you wanted to have people up there, if you wanted to keep it more like chill and like just do palm springs and do that, like it's totally what you want to do. It's your birthday. I gotta figure it out. I'd love to have like a chill, like sound bath. Yeah, but we could do both, yeah, and then go into like dinner party. Yeah, we could fully do both. So I'm gonna figure that out. Call Taylor later, get it done. Okay. Can we get a bouncy castle for the backyard? Oh, yeah, we could. If it's hot enough. Oh my god, we need a bouncy castle. We are making sure that happens. Yeah, that would be fun. It would be so lit. Just us drink jumping with our wine. Like, okay, jump me, bounce me higher. I wish we had more single guy friends because we could make it Love Island theme. Yeah, we could do a challenge. I don't think any of our guys are actually committed. Yeah, and also we don't want to be kissing any of them, so we can just make the challenges not so. Wait, that would be so funny. That's what I've been wanting to do it. What to do for you? Yeah, I might. Love island themed would be so fun. It doesn't even have to be kissing, it could be like drinking channels. Yes, and it could be drinking challenges, like the winner has to do something, or like the losers have to drink and stuff, but then you have to pair up with people. Yeah. And then you can steal them away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Couplings. Oh my god. Oh, that would be iconic. Something like some drama that's gonna happen. Wait, I'm on to the yes, I might do that. That is insane. Yeah, I've been thinking Islanders! Report for duty! I got a text. We can get the neighbor to text. Or like the event planner. The neighbor? I kind of want to involve him into like all of our things now. The neighbor's not coming to my birthday. I just want him to come to me, like, eh, how you do? I wanted him to get there today, but he was like kind of just like telling us how much how many times he was married. Oh, you're talking about the old neighbor, not the sage neighbor. I'm talking about our new neighbor. Oh, old man Tony. Yeah. The other guy. Oh, he was Troy. Never mind. Yeah. Also, if you guys don't follow this little boy. Oh, wait. This is also kind of our chance to project and manifest. Yes. We have an obsession that sounds so bad. But like, okay, not like a creepy obsession. But this boy. What's his handle? Tony Cash. Okay, yeah, Tony Cash. Our boy Tony Cash. If you don't follow him, we're gonna post the link below. He is the cutest, most funny kid I've ever seen. He also reminds us of one of our guy friends, but the way that he talks. We're not giving him credit. I'm just kidding. Okay, well, I'm kidding. There could be several, but do an impression. I'm so bad at doing impressions. How you doing? How you doing? He's literally the best, and he has this Nona named Nona Gracie and she cooks for him. And he's just this little, like, he's just eating the food, loving his life. Like, I want to be 12 years old eating chicken parmesan at lunch. He's just a yeah, a little Italian New Yorker. And he goes around, he does food reviews, he talks about his family. I mean, he's a whole personality in the future. Yeah. And if we could have him on, we could do like a little cooking thing or have a muckbang with Tony Cat. Yeah. Or we could have test different pastas and he could teach us like the goods. So he's always talking about the ragattone. Ragattoni. And we're both Italian, so it works. We just don't have the New Yorker side, but we have the New Yorker personality. Yes, we definitely fit in with on the New York side. Okay, so since we're all about manifesting. So Tony will fly you out to come on the pond. Stay at the new place. I don't know about that. That's not legal. His parents are not. Lona Gracie can cook it up for us. But, anyways, yeah, probably not legal, but the idea. Or if we go to New York to visit Parker, we could do something with him then. Gosh, Parker. We gotta, we gotta, yeah, we gotta hunt him down first. But that was a little part of us manifesting to only gas. Yeah, we're gonna manifest. Speaking of like celebrities and people, I saw an interview and it was Seth Rogan talking about how him and I forget who the other guy was, they did a bunch of shrooms one night and they had to go film a podcast the next morning. And he said their night trickled into the morning, and he said he was having the best time with his best friend doing mushrooms, and they kind of forgot that they were on shrooms, and then they remembered and they started tripping out, being like, We're on shrooms and we have to go podcast. So they go and podcast, and oh, I guess they like went and chugged a bunch of coffee to like level them out, but like it didn't level them out. And then like him and the guy he was interviewing with, who is his best friend, they think I feel like that would like turn you into Mario, like Mario Kart, whenever they hit the Yeah, literally. So he said that they were doing the interview mid-podcast, and him and his best friend look at each other like I still feel the shrooms, you still feel the shrooms. And anyway, so basically after that happened, like they did the podcast, whatever, and he said he was terrified. To watch the podcast after because he didn't know what kind of direction the podcast went in. Like he was like, is everyone gonna know that I was absolutely fried or like was it good? Guess what the feedback was that he got? What? That it was amazing and that they couldn't tell that he was on mushrooms. So he's like, I don't know if that's a compliment or like not a compliment, because he's like, now that means I can just do anything on mushrooms and still be acting the same way I'm acting. Yeah. I mean, if anything, I feel like mushrooms kind of, if you don't do a lot of them, it opens up a part of your brain so you're more free speech, yeah, more creative. Like you're kind of just talking and doing your thing. But that kind of got me wondering. I was like, out of all the celebrities that we know, who would be a celebrity that you would want to get drunk with or have like a really fun night with? Because I was thinking, I was like, that would be so iconic hanging with Seth Rogan. So then it made me wonder like, who would I, out of all the celebrities, who would be not even hot base, just like how they act and everything else, like who would be your person that you would want to have a night with? My mind goes to uh who would I want to interview or be on a podcast with? Yeah. And I think Theo Vaughn for sure. Oh, yeah. Wow. There's actually been a lot of things going on about him. Really?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, he's not doing good. Oh, he's like, I don't know if we should put this on there, but no, he literally at like at one of his things, he was like, I was basically saying how he was like gonna end his life this month. Like at his like full-blown podcast.
SPEAKER_01:Oh no.
SPEAKER_02:But anyways, you can redo that.
SPEAKER_01:But yeah, no, if I had to go on one podcast, it would be The Ovon. The Ovon. He's just so funny. I feel like he also just says whatever comes out of his mouth, he kind of has dark humor in a way, but nobody gives him shit for anything he says. I feel like he can say anything and anything goes. I agree. So I love that. And then also the banter. I don't know though, because we're both like have quirky personalities in some sort of way. And so I'm like, would there just be silence or we would we just banter back and forth with one another? I think like with comedians and like that type of I think with comedians, like you really don't know what you're getting. Like it's always like a mystery because you're expecting them to be on 24-7 and you're expecting them to be like the funniest person in the world. Yeah. But you gotta think, like that would be extremely hard to be on like that 24-7. Yeah, no. And like to be honest, I have worked with a couple of comedians now, and it's always a mystery working with them because you don't know what personalities you're gonna get. Not in like a weird way, but you're just like you see the funniest part of them, and then you're just like, wait, like, why aren't they acting like that? Am I being weird or blah, blah, blah? But it's like, no, they're just chilling and hanging out. Yeah, it's basically the same as you thinking that you know, Ryan Gosling is Noah and the notebook when you hang out with him, but really he's just a normal human human. He's Ryan Gosling. So, like, it's the same as comedians. You think that they're just funny as fuck all the time, and it's like, no, it's a bit and it's a script, and they're playing off of it. Maybe they, you know, have good humor. Obviously, they're comedians. Yeah. But like, that's not their full-blown persona. And to be honest, this happened to me, and I was heartbroken, not heartbroken, just like upset because I was working with this A celebrity, and I watched his movie before I went to set the next day. And I was in bed, and I was just like, oh my god, I'm gonna fall in love with this man, even though he's married, whatever. And I was so excited. I worked in a couple of projects with him, but this was like the first time I actually got to meet him, and he walked into the room and he was like, Good morning, ladies. And I was like, the accent, everything else, the like just everything about him. I was like in awe. My jaw was on the ground, and I'm like looking at him. But throughout the day, I was expecting him to play the character of the movie that I was watching, and it just was not it. And I was like so upset after I was like, wait, I wanted him to be like the movie, but he finished the movie, he got the paycheck, he's done with that character. Yeah, it just proves like everyone's normal. Yeah. And so there's I mean, obviously, you can have admire people's success, but at the end of the day, it's like, oh, cool. Like they're waking up and showering and doing all the things that we're doing. Have you ever met a celebrity that you've been starstruck about? To be honest, I don't know, it's kind of hard for me because I work with them.
SPEAKER_02:So, like when I am working with them, I kind of just like go into work mode where I'm not thinking that they're actually who they are.
SPEAKER_01:But to be honest, recently I went actually recently in two in the same day with two people, I completely lost my mind about. Okay. And I was trying so hard to be normal, but again, like I'm also working, so it kind of it kind of helped me in a way.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Because then I can just focus on work and not focus on the fact that they were standing in front of me and then I was spending the whole day with them. But is there anyone that you have?
SPEAKER_01:I can't say names because I would be yeah, even when I met Justin or worked for Justin, I wasn't that starstruck. I don't really get starstruck, to be honest, because I I feel like I just normalize them as normal people.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, that's like when I'm like you're working, you're just doing your thing. It's kind of just like yeah, they're just in the background, basically, like while you're doing it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I think the person if I met, I would be nervous around is Kanye. Oh yeah, that would just be a whole paranormal activity with him. You want to make those? I think he's so like I actually admire him in some ways when it comes to fashion, the fashion and creative mind that he has. So that would star struck me in some sense. I mean, obviously, his whole other issues is whatever. But I don't know, I think it would just be so interesting to sit with him, and he's so particular, even with what he says, and like just different work outside. That would be like so crazy to pick his brain. Truly iconic, even just to like talk, just to talk about everyday things with him.
SPEAKER_02:Obviously, like a lot of the things he does we don't agree on, but I think it would just be really cool to see this, like the side of his brain, like that side of his brain in the way that he thinks.
SPEAKER_01:I think as you bring him up, I think it would be absolutely insane, or it would have been really insane to meet Virgil. Oh, for sure. Like, I think he would be another person that would be so amazing to pick his brain.
SPEAKER_02:He did everything, like, he literally did fashion, he was DJing, he like played every role that he could.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and he's so talented, and he left so much history that's now history in the fashion world. It's so crazy to think about. Yeah. Funny stories. So, whenever I first moved to LA, I was just kicking it. We went to this kind of dive bar, yeah. It was like on sunset area, and I'm sitting in the back. No, I was sitting in the back, and I'm just talking to this girl next to me, you know, chilling, going back and forth. And she starts telling me about where she's from, what she does, and I'm like, this girl is she's familiar. I know her from something.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Well, ends up being Tiffany Haddish. No way, and she was the nicest human being I've ever met. She was so cool, chilling, cracking jokes. Like, what you see is what you get with her. Yeah, I love it. 100%. She's real. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. There's nothing like, there's nothing that feels better when you're like, okay, like we're two humans hanging out.
SPEAKER_01:There's like no status involved. Right. What? Chase Bank confirms 417 banks will close down. Wait. Chase Bank confirms all 400 and 700, 4,700 locations will close down for 24 hours and weeks. Wait. Dude. Wait, what does that mean? 24 hours and weeks. Yeah, what? Chase Bank confirms all 4,700 locations will close down for 24 hours and weeks. No, no, no. They're just closing down for 24 hours. No. They're closing down for Columbus Day. What the fuck kind of headline is that? You thought so. You thought so. Yeah, because I am mine. I go into my conspiracy theories that the government is shutting down. Also, it's crazy. Why would they make that the caption? Close temporary, just for 24 hours. Chase bank confirms all locations will be closed down for 24 hours in weeks. It's closed, it's clickbait. Well, yeah, it was like I gotta go get my$4 out of my bank account. Guess you gotta swing by Chase on the way home. Oh my gosh. Death. Yeah, I know. I was gonna spiral into conspiracy theories because there's just so much happening in the world right now. And some of it aligns with all of my theories that I've had for the last two years. We don't have to get into those right now, but she wants to. But I want to. I mean, they definitely called 800 lieutenants to, I believe it was the Pentagon because they want to have a meeting about some shit that's gonna go down. Also, the government shut down for Is that confirmed? I didn't see it anywhere after last night. I think so. Yeah? Yeah. Alex is also teaching me a lot about politics and American politics. I yeah, here's the thing. I don't, I'm not into politics as far as like right and left side politics.
SPEAKER_02:You just fill me in.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, like I'm into it more so what's going on in the world. Also, I just want to point out, as you guys could see this screen up here, I am not wearing a scarf. I'm wearing a sweater because I looked cute when I had the sweater on my shoulder. But it has been the itchiest thing on me. I have been sitting here trying not to rip the sweater off. But you know what? I'm not gonna show that much skin today. I'm trying to be a little bit more classy. Yeah, it's merino wool. I hate wool. Same. Marnie really played us here. Yeah. Anyways, when you're a little, did you ever wear turtlenecks? My mom literally hates turtlenecks. Hate turtlenecks. She would never push it on me. Oh, amazing. I didn't like anything touching my neck. Yep, same. And you also just like, I'm sorry, that's like one winter trend that no one should ever get on. Turtlenecks make you look like you have no neck. Okay, I will say I do like when guys wear a really cute black turtleneck? Classy, it it's more so like swoop neck. No, just like a small, like little fold over. Okay, but not like a full, like a no full-down turtleneck. Just like a little fold over. I'm thinking more so in like England, yes, like British culture, they wear them more. Yes. I'm not uh we're not, you know what I'm thinking of? What? The holiday. Yes, I will I love that. The great movie, Napkin Face. The movie's so good. So cute. Yeah, the second Halloween is over, we are gonna be those bitches. We are clear the pumpkins aside. We're getting a tree, we're decorating. I cannot wait. Christmas is my shit. You should have seen my trees in the past. I can't wait. Can we get one right to the roof? Where are we putting that shit after?
SPEAKER_02:Oh shit, because we're gonna have to move again and get a menu on. Yeah, but by the time we move again, we'll just we'll pack up the Christmas stuff.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, because then I'll be gonna put like little feathers in it. There's really my mom. Okay, Martha Stewart. Yeah. We'll get little stockings. We're watching the Grinch November 1st. Yeah. That's my thing. Okay. We'll have a little mistletoe for when all the hot men go. Yeah, right. Kidding. Where are they? When the neighbor comes. Just kidding. So now's our favorite time of the podcast, and I think it's a couple of yours favorite times as well. I know you guys have been. Wait, I have a few questions for you. Me? For us to go back and forth. Me? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Am I gonna have to take the sweater off? Like it's gonna make me like anxious. No. Okay. Did someone ask these questions from the podcast? No, there are just some questions I wrote down. Okay. Okay. If someone could read your mind for one night, what would they be most shocked to discover? Like, are we out? Are we at dinner? Where are we? Like, what's my mind thinking? Let's paint the scenario. Yeah, let me picture like what. Okay, we're now went to dinner, and now we're at a cute little lounge. Well, you know I'm looking at the shoes right away, and they're probably gonna be confused on why I'm instantly looking at the shoes. But I think they would be they would be shocked at how generous I am when I'm drunk knowing the fucking bank account that I have. No, I'm just kidding. I'm wasted. I'm not thinking. Exactly.
SPEAKER_02:I'm just like, where's my besties at? I don't know. What would you pick?
SPEAKER_01:You go first and then I can go off you. I think maybe people would be shocked to discover that I'm not thinking about anybody around me. Like, I feel like my face doesn't project appropriately my thoughts. Like this guy the other night came up to me and Rachel. He was like, Alex, how are you? Like, I've met you several times, and I'm like, okay, how are you? Don't remember, and it's not because I've been drunk, I just don't genuinely remember. And he's like, Yeah, every time I see you, you have resting bitch face, and you look like you are just sizing me up and down. I'm like, You're like, Well, I'm actually judging your outfit, the shoes, what kind of car you got out of. I'm like, I'm probably thinking about Kingston being at home, how many hours he's been there, what I need to do tomorrow, or where we're going tonight, or where are my friends. I literally am not thinking anything about you. Yeah. So I think that maybe people think that I'm more judgmental than I really am. That's fair. I don't think you give off judgmental vibes, but I'm also with you all the time. So yeah. I think when I'm out, my brain works over capacity because I'm like, I want all my girl. Yeah, I'm like, I want all my best friends beside me. I want to take shots with all of them. They all need to be behind me. And then I'm like, what's going on? Where's this person? That guy's really hot. And I'm just like, my brain's just all over the place because I'm like the type of person that's always making sure everybody's having a good time. Yeah. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but that's just what I do. No, what's your ultimate alter ego after midnight? Oh, their name's Raquel. Raquel. And Raquel is one from the street. I'm kidding, but not really. But I actually am kidding. I feel like after midnight, like we, all of our friends, we're all just having such a fun time. Whether we're like taking over like an area at a bar or like we go back to someone else's house, we're like singing, dancing, we're all just like good vibes. Yeah. Mine's either Electra. Electra. Because I just get really happy, a lot more energy, or I'm full on narcolepsy and probably like Alice in Wonderland, like Tweedledee, Tweedled, dumb vibes about. So there's one of two things, but yeah. I'm always just not wanting the night to end. That's okay. We always have a good squad with us, so it's never regrets in the morning. If you had to have one thing in your purse for the whole night, what would be in your purse? My credit card. That's good.
SPEAKER_02:Like essentials, like things that like the credit card is we gotta take that out with us. Because the men here in Venice don't always buy streaks. Probably lip gloss. Same. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I feel like that's or my eyelash curler. There's something crazier when I'm when I'm drunk and I'm doing my eyelashes in the car, and everyone's like, uh, do you not need a mirror? And I'm like, babe, step aside, I'm a pro. I'm crying. Okay, so now let's get into the Dear J Diaries After Dark edition. Ooh, I feel like honestly, this has been a really big hit lately. Everyone's been enjoying it. People have been writing in, and I feel like, yeah, we've just instantly turned into therapists. Also, we have to do this. So we've talked about it again, or we've that that we've talked about it before, but we have to do it. We need to get a Tesla. We have to go through a cemetery because it literally shows you the ghost or the apparitions around you. It's so crazy. So we have to do that. So if you have a Tesla and you're listening to this, comment below. Also, did you this is kind of dark, but recently somebody died in a Tesla with their family inside because it locked the doors and then it went into flames.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I saw that. Yeah, that's scary. Same with the Waymo's. The Waymo's have been doing weird things like that too. It's like the movie that came out. Oh, the one where like there was all the Tempest Four and stuff.
SPEAKER_02:No, it was Fantastic Four. What are those movies called?
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_02:Temptation for now. I'm just talking like I watch TV.
SPEAKER_01:If you guys weren't aware, Alex and I literally never had a television up until today. We had my little projector screen. I think so. Yeah, we have fucking TVs. We have three TVs. I don't even watch TV. Me neither. But yeah, so it's like the movie Leave the World Behind that came out. All the Teslas started crashing into each other. I don't like Teslas. I don't either. And like the EMFs and Teslas are so bad for each other. I don't like Teslas and the Waymo's freak me out. Did I ever tell you about how I got stuck in the Waymo and it took me on like a 40-minute drive? Yeah, when it was supposed to be a 10-minute drive with a person I didn't want to speak to for that long. Yeah, I would never go on a Waymo. Yeah. I was like, okay, I like didn't want to talk to you for 40 minutes. 10 minutes was doable. I'm the girl in the security line at the airport that asks whenever they ask you to step back and take your photo, I say, I'm sorry, I decline. And they're they're like, okay, and they let you move on. So fun tip if you don't want to take your photo, you don't have to. But witnessed it. I mean, I don't know why, because clearly I have a podcast, like I face ID, the iCloud has all my information. So it doesn't really matter, but whatever. Okay. All right, hit me with these questions. I'm ready.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Ready to get savage on these.
SPEAKER_02:Just kidding.
SPEAKER_01:We'll keep it, we'll keep it nice today. Okay. Dear J Diaries, my situation ship just asked me to be exclusive, but I don't know if I actually like him or I if I just like the attention. How do you know the difference? Whenever he asked you to be exclusive and you didn't get an immediate feeling of a yes, then I don't think you really like him. Yeah, 100%.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:100%.
SPEAKER_02:Also, like picture yourself not talking to him for three days. Could you not talk to him for that long?
SPEAKER_01:If you can manage to not talk to him for a couple days and fully be okay with it, then I think you're okay. Yeah, and honestly, props to you for even noticing what the difference is because some people don't even realize, like, oh, I just love the attention. So I'll keep him around. If you keep him around, they just are like, oh, I like this guy.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I feel like also, too, like, I there's also stories where it's kind of like people do also go into relationships, not actually knowing if they're 100% about the person, and then they end up with them.
SPEAKER_01:So I think it really just depends on the dynamic of you guys, how long you guys have been together. Do you see him in the future? Like, where is he like in that situation? Like, are you physically attracted to him? Do you guys have fun when you're around? Would you rip his clothes off if you could? I guess you probably have because these are such a trajectory. But yeah, I I mean the trust is there and you guys vibe.
SPEAKER_02:And I also think if you're questioning it, yeah, you might have to give yourself a full pep talk and actually question the full picture of it all.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. For me personally, I if I don't know it's an affirmed yes, like from the beginning, I feel like you're again like your intuition never steers you wrong. So just listen to your gut and really what your gut's telling you, and then yeah, go from there. Yeah, you also don't have to marry the guy. So if you want to date him for a couple months and find out that it is just the attention you want, then that's something you figure out in a couple months. Deirdre Diaries, is it bad to still stalk my ex's new girlfriend every week, even though I don't want him back? Um, I think you should just stop wasting your time. I think stalking your ex's new girlfriend isn't gonna make you feel better, even if you don't care. It's just like there's no point in seeing her. Go do you live your best life, and that is behind you. In order to move on, you have to continue to push forward, and that is just giving you memories of your ex, even though you don't want him back. I think probably it's more so that you're looking at her page to compare yourself to her, and babe, there's no comparison. You guys broke up for a reason. He's not the one for you. He's moved on. I'm sure you guys have both great qualities, but yeah, it could like it could come from so many things. Like, delete the fensta, you don't need it anymore. It's not healthy. Yeah, you also like you know you're better than that, anyways. So go live your life. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Dear J Diaries, I hooked up with my best friend after too many tequila shots. Now he's acting normal, but I can't stop overthinking it. Do I confess or pretend it didn't happen? Tequila will do that. Tequila will do that. I think he's if he's your best friend, you guys could joke about it, talk about it. You don't have to get into detail about you guys hooking up, but I would fully make a joke about it. Yeah, I would probably say something for sure. Be like, that that's so crazy the other night. Sorry about that. Like, I wouldn't, I don't want to make it weird vibes or ruin the relationship, but I just want to put it out there so it's aired out and we can move past it. It also depends on the kind of friendship that you have with this person. I think also, like, since it's your best friend, that's like the best person that you could literally be with. Like, all jokes aside, you can say what you want, do what you want. It's your best friend, he's gonna love you, whether or not it was weird, awkward, or amazing. And to be honest, I mean, sometimes the best relationships start off as best friends, so debatable, yeah. Depending on the again, depending on the situation, if there's a vibe there and he's willing to put it out there and pursue it, then and you're interested too a hundred percent. But I would just say, yeah, hey, last night was hilarious, I'm so sorry. Just move on. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna change the dynamic, and if it does, he's immature and he can't handle life and self. Yeah, true. We're too old to be dealing with like, oh, like we touched each other. Also, it takes two people to make out, like it's not just one person, or it takes a lot of healing. Choose your poison, baby girl. Dear Drey's, my friends say I only go for walking red flags, but I swear the toxic ones are more fun. How do you break the cycle when boring feels safe? Which I can relate. Yeah. So, story of my life. Yeah. I feel like we always want what we can't have, and it's always a thrill to kind of live and be in love with someone, like when it's on the edge, when it shouldn't be happening, or like something that feels comfortable is always gonna feel boring because you are always gonna expect there to be more out there. Like there's gonna be like a switch, but at the end of the day, in like a long term, and long term, I feel like sometimes I don't know. I'm I don't even know. I have no idea because I'm I can't even talk. I've never gone for a boring guy. I go for these like actual red flags that are the color of that red curtain. So I actually am probably the worst person to give you advice on this. I I genuine like I wish that I could give a boring person a chance, but I think my personality and the way I gravitate through life, I need to have someone that is gonna have me always on my toes. I don't know, like yeah, but I think that there's a difference between being a walking red flag and toxic and then like being boring and safe. So I mean, for me personally, I relate to this because I feel I love the safety and security of relationships, and sometimes those people are probably not going out as much or doing different things that could come across as boring. Yeah. But at the end of the day, I think that the person that's meant for you is gonna be a mixture of both in the best way possible. So it's not gonna feel like that safety and security is boredom. It's still gonna be exciting because you're doing things with that person and it's gonna give you the perfect mix of what you want. I know. Yeah, I was literally gonna say that. Like, I feel like when you do find your person, you're not gonna have to worry about this person being extremely boring. Yeah because that person is gonna be pretty much on the same level as you. They might be a little bit more reserved or a little bit more like wanting to stay in or like whatever that they're up to and whatever you're up to. But at the end of the day, you guys are gonna have to kind of meet like halfway in order for your relationship to work out. Yeah, and also you're not gonna meet this person if you don't stop weaning out these toxic walking red flags. So I would just say to you, like, it's okay to like still go out and have fun, but put up boundaries for yourself. You don't need to be, you know, meeting a new guy every weekend and going crazy with them. Like, just start filtering like who you allow and who you like to be in your energy and like start dating. And I feel like it's gonna like come.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, exactly. And like also who you bring into your circle as well. If you're bringing in these guys that don't respect women and that they're not on the same wavelength as you, then you're not gonna get what you're gonna want out of that person, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:You know, yeah, no, I'm just thinking of like my own experiences, yeah. Same. And I I also think that guys that have both going on are not gonna be attracted to somebody that is associated with toxic, like walking red flags, you know. So yeah, I don't know, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:It really depends, depends on the situation. But I think honestly, like the person that you meet is gonna be the person that you're gonna be able to do all the things with, yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and I also have guys from my past from a year ago hitting me up, like as if it didn't work out the first time. You think it's just I'm just gonna be waiting for you at the doorstep for the second? No, babe. If you couldn't have like, if you couldn't put effort in a year ago, my effort's gone. Yeah, I don't care. I don't even like I that's where I'm at right now. Yeah, no repeats. If you can't even save my number and you're sliding into my DMs again a year later, that sounds like a you problem. Yeah, this other guy also thought I moved was living in Toronto asking me when I was ever gonna. Gonna be back in LA again. That's your problem. I've lived here for a year now. You've been that out of touch with me. I need to go to Toronto. I feel like all the guys in Canada are so much hotter. Honestly, Canada has really good looking people. Yeah. And my friend group can vouch for that. Yeah, I need we need to go take care of it there. I'll take you. You need to meet the whole squad, but we can't go now because it's gonna start to get cold. So we'll have to go next summer. How cold does it get? Um, well, it's in Celsius, so I don't know the actual Fahrenheit of it, but it in Toronto it goes to about minus 30. Holy shit. Where my hometown is, it goes to minus 40, and you have to plug your cars in. They're not even electric cars, they're literal normal cars, but you have to charge your battery because it's so cold. No way. So that's like a month or two of that in my hometown. Toronto, it kind of fluctuates, like it'll be like negative, negative five to negative 10 is like a decent day where you would just wear like a jacket and be fine. 10 to 20 in January, like it kind of goes up to like negative, not sorry, not 10, negative. These are all negatives. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cold, it's very cold. Like my fur collection back home. We gotta go to Aspen. I need to put those bad boys to work. Yeah, I have so many jackets. I just didn't think it was necessary to bring any of them here. And I think it's so ridiculous when I see people wearing fur jackets here because I'm like, babe, you have no idea.
SPEAKER_01:You're sweating inside. I am literally can't even feel my finger there. If we do a mob, oh yeah, for my daddy, then we have to have your mom send first. I have so many. I have like a I have a oh, I have a mink that goes to the ground. Oh yeah. That this stripper gave me. Stop. What? This is so wild. So my girlfriend worked at the Ritz Carlton. She was a bartender there like years ago, years ago. We were like 20, 23. And we became friends with the like all the people that lived in the Ritz Carlton. So like we would just like have drinks and they'd be like, oh, come back up. So one night we went back up there, and like these guys were so cool. The one guy is like affiliated with Drake's private jet company and stuff. Like these are like normal people. But this girl comes in and she was a stripper, but I didn't know she was a stripper. She was so well dressed, like decked on a designer. And I was like, damn. I was like, this girl like gets it. And then she's like, I was telling her I was a fashion designer or stylist designer, I wish. Soon. Um, telling her I was a stylist, whatever. She's like, I have a gift for you. And I just met this girl, and I was like about to leave because we were like, this is kind of getting weird. She gives me her mink jacket to the floor. Stop. So she gifted me this mink jacket. And actually, on one of my Instagrams, I'll show you. It's it's a part of the mink. So I used to wear it. I wore it on my birthday. It's real. Yes, it's to my ankle. That's I wore it to my birthday.
SPEAKER_02:And I was waiting. No, I honestly didn't. I just embraced it. I thought maybe I'd get good luck from it.
SPEAKER_01:Manifesting stripper money, I guess. I don't know, but yeah, it was wild. That's so funny. And then, like, when me and Jess lived in, we had like a jacket fetish. So all of our like our main, I had a main, the main closet area was all my furs. And then Jess had like a rolling rack of all of her furs. We just had so many fur jackets. But that's kind of the thing. Like, you live in Canada, like, you gotta have a cool jacket. Yeah. That's like me and all of my like sports jackets. I have so many sports bombers. Love that. And they're all vintage. Like some are my dad's grandfather's. And then some I've just collected over time because like I love football. Yeah. Even like the baseball ones are pretty sick. The racing ones are really sick. Yeah, the racing ones, I have a few of those, but I have like a full closet. But it's so funny, like Karen, you'll be sending us some of those, my queen. Yeah. Literally. The crazy thing is, I literally, right before I came back to LA, moved my whole storage unit from LA to Texas. But I'm glad I did it because I got something fresh, baby girl. Yeah. But we'll have to ship some. I was honestly ready to leave my full closet at the old place. But furs are better than balmers. Yeah, but it depends if you're living. But yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Yeah. We'll use, we'll take, we'll take care of both of them. Yeah. Or no, we'll make we'll make use of both of them.
SPEAKER_01:I love being in cold atmospheres, but I feel like I have to live somewhere that's hot. You remember when we were in Mammoth? Did you would you think it was cold there? Freezing. So you would die in Canada.
SPEAKER_02:I know.
SPEAKER_01:That was a warm day in Canada. That was like the nicest winter day that Canada would ever get. No. Yeah. My mood is like so based on the weather. It's insane. Yeah, I know. I feel that. I should not be that dependent on California, though, we're lucky. Yeah. Smiles every day, baby. The one day it's like semi-cloudy. Me and Rachel are like, we're so tired. It's so, it's so gross outside. And that's some people's nicest day they have. That's why I didn't move to London. Oh, I would 100% move to London if it wasn't for the weather. I love London. Same. I wanted to move to London. Yeah. And everyone kept saying the weather, the weather, the weather. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty dark in Canada during the winter season, but there are days where it's sunny. I just don't do rain like that. I would love London. It's like the more proper, classy version of New York. Cleaner. Oh, it's way better than New York. It's just like old European.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:New York's stunning, but it's it's like dirty at the same time. Before we log off here, I have a little message for everybody. It was brought to my attention. If any of you guys use ChatGPT, it's brought to my attention that you can now get the AI to have a voice. So I obviously picked Austin Butler's voice. We do try it. And now my ChatGPT, when I'm like, why did this go wrong? You got Austin Butler telling me why it went wrong. Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna have to get Alex. You can have a celebrity voice. Alex 2.0 is about to be sounding real sexy in here. Oh my gosh. Wait, can she okay? I'm gonna get two Chat GPT accounts. I'm gonna have one that's Austin Butler. So whenever I need advice, it can like pump me up. Oh yeah, the male advice I've been getting from him, it's like, darling, darling, baby. I'm like, all right, this guy is an absolute ex. Let's talk. Let's talk about this new guy. Where do you think you're going? Yeah, what do you think you're doing with this man child? I'm like, thank you. Okay, yeah, so I'll have that. And then I'll have my Alex 2.0, which is like my assistant, and she's gonna have a very like posh British. Ooh, Victoria Bex? Does it have to be a celebrity voice? No. Oh, I don't know. We'll get wasted and do some British accents. Maybe they can work off of it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I'm can't I don't know how to do accents.
SPEAKER_01:Hello.
SPEAKER_02:Hello.
SPEAKER_01:Hello? I think that's Australian. It's a mix. Anyways, guys. How are you doing? Oh, you no, like I I can't do accents. We should next episode, we should do it as a joke and do accents back and forth. I'll actually be so annoyed. I'll actually start sweating. I don't know how to. It's crazy. A that's Canadian. Anyways, we love you. All right, that concludes another entry of the dry diaries after dark. We will dry
