Busted Knees & Pretty Trees Podcast

Ep. 74 - The Official Trail Trivia Boardgame Adventure Challenge Prototype!

Travis White, Brad Grear, Patrick Richardson Season 8 Episode 74

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It’s round one of a two round game night on Busted Knees and Pretty Trees, and your host Travey J is leading us deep into the wild with something brand new: the official Trail Trivia Boardgame Adventure Challenge prototype. Yeah… it’s a mouthful—and it’s even wilder to play.
We’re talking survival scenarios, backpacking know-how, trail wisdom, and just enough bad decisions to keep things interesting. Who’s got the skills to make it out? Who’s getting lost two questions in? And who’s about to argue way too passionately about the right way to stay safe during and earthquake?
This episode is packed with laughs, friendly competition, and a sneak peek at a game that might just become your next campfire obsession! 

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SPEAKER_05

Welcome to Busted Knees and Pretty Trees, your one-stop shop for backpacking, birding, hiking, rock hounding, conservation, and anything that generally gets you outdoors. Did I miss anything, guys? Uh I'm here tonight with Patty and Travis. Tonight you guys can talk. I introduced you.

SPEAKER_01

No, I don't think you missed anything, and I definitely agree. We're not, you know, we started off as something and we've just quickly or slowly, depending on how you look at it, evolved into something just everything and all-encompassing. Yeah. Is what we aim to be.

SPEAKER_05

And we're close to backpacking season.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So I'm sure we're gonna yeah. Uh uh, I guess and we're going on a kayak trip before we go on a backpacking trip. It's really just like just get the hell outdoor season.

SPEAKER_01

Man, for real.

SPEAKER_05

It is like back kayaking is pretty much backpacking, except you don't have to carry the shit except over a dam.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, which which sometimes sucks just as much as walking with it for 20 miles or something.

SPEAKER_02

But I mean, it's not even that, it's not gonna last forever. It's good.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I embrace it. Yeah, dude, we embrace that sucked, that's for sure, man. It's gonna be super exciting, and I'm sure we're gonna do some backpacking trips like in between now and then.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you know, Shenandoah. The plan is the lose plan right now. That's right.

SPEAKER_02

Um, how in the world does Brad make the intro seem so easy?

SPEAKER_01

Well, Brad's done it twice now, and it's just smooth as butter. A jack of all trades, a master of some. Yours is way more thought out and Travy Jay, your intros are something.

SPEAKER_05

It's like a community episode.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It's just weaving the um what's canon into the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01

Well, what's really nice of Brand is that he stepped up and wrote an intro before I even knew we had an intro issue.

SPEAKER_05

Well, and the reason I wrote the intros is because tonight is a special trivia episode hosted by our very own Travis J. Is it trivia? Well, we don't we got we have a game piece that we picked out of a box. There's a big board, there's a couple little boards, there's a couple sticky notes or something. There's some dice. We don't we don't know what's in store for us.

SPEAKER_01

I do know that it took him about an hour. We've been sitting down here watching him doesn't craft setup time.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, not yeah, not let alone what went into it beforehand.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I did uh I I made a little game board, and uh I think it's pretty cool looking. I really hope you guys can.

SPEAKER_05

He walked into the room to like in a way that we couldn't see anything.

SPEAKER_01

Brad and I were just trying to get away. Yeah, we were sitting here already.

SPEAKER_02

Well, and I'm just I'm just trying to keep it close to my body because here in freaking northeast Indiana, there's like 40 freaking miles per hour bursts of wind that just hit you out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_01

For real. It's wild. It is wild. It tore a section of our fence down. I got home and there was my fence leaning up against my other fences, and it's like, what the devil?

SPEAKER_02

I was working on this stuff and I just heard my house just creaking. And I'm just like, uh, and I'm on the second floor. I'm like, this probably ain't gonna end well. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Well, uh there's the Panther. Let's roll. All right. I have a it's a short and sweet one tonight, but it's some info that I thought would be good to get out there.

SPEAKER_01

It's not, it doesn't matter, you know, the length. It's just quality over quantity.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, nice. Well, hopefully this is quality.

SPEAKER_01

All right.

SPEAKER_05

Well, it it is about something I never knew was a thing, because apparently Death Valley National Park is experiencing a once-in-a-decade wildflower superbloom.

SPEAKER_01

I saw this. Oh, yeah, I heard about that.

SPEAKER_05

It started like a week ago, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I heard the hotels are in like Scottsdale or wherever.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not even questioning that. Like duh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And that's and the main reason I brought it up was just because like the pictures of it look so incredible.

SPEAKER_02

It's so cool. OMG. I haven't seen, I saw a little bit on the news, um, but they weren't taking any like good wide shots. There we go.

SPEAKER_05

That's uh yeah, there's like there's one where it's like a mother and a daughter, I'm assuming, walking through a huge prairie of wildflowers, and then there's like m desert-looking mountains rising up out of the landscape behind it in a blue sky. All right, it's amazing. Uh but yeah, so apparently what happens is the seeds stay dormant underground and like we're just wait for the right conditions. Right. This is significant because it doesn't happen very often. 2016 was the last time there's been a and and this is this one isn't even like quote like technically quote a superbloom. Wait, what year is it? Is it 2026? 26, yeah. Oh Jesus. 10 years. Um like they're saying this technically isn't a super bloom because it's not like as far spreading as a super bloom would be, but it's still like pretty damn close. It's like 95% of the way to being qualified as a superbloom. Yeah. Um it is happening because of like some recent rainstorms and lower temperatures throughout the winter. And like Travis said, like the hotels are booked up, but now there's already been kind of like a heat wave and high winds that have pretty much like kind of killed some of it off, but there's smoked them and blew them away.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_05

Like there is still a lot out there, I guess, and like different parts other than national or uh Death Valley National Park. Like uh there's state parks around that national park, I think.

SPEAKER_02

So some of the things that I've got to do. Did they tell you like the amount of area that that covers?

SPEAKER_05

There no, there was some stuff that said like it's tens of thousands of acres and just all different kinds and colors of wildflowers. Um But they're say they say like that this bloom is gonna go through through March, but it's like kind of already starting to die off because summer's already creeping in. But then in higher elevations, like this one's like at sea level, at higher elevations, they're predicting there's gonna be like a the same thing happening. Yeah, and that's like um April to June time frame. And it's supposed to be kind of just as cool.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So but that was like the main reason I wanted to bring this up is because that time's coming, like wildflower bloom. I I'm a sucker for wildflowers.

SPEAKER_02

So is it look do these flowers um just they're adapted to waiting for the perfect condition? I think so, yeah. And they're so how do their seeds high where do they go when they're hiring? Just down into the ground?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it's kind of like I was reading about this.

SPEAKER_02

Do they fall off the plant or do animals come take them places? Or well they kind of all bloom in the same area.

SPEAKER_05

And waiting, like they're waiting to germinate.

SPEAKER_02

Are they like the seeds or do they have like bulbs?

SPEAKER_05

You know how that so that yeah, that's where I was like around Easter and Valentine's Day, a lot of the grocery stores had these plants that are like bulbs. Um now my tulips. Yeah. And uh orchids, those kinds of things. And like I had just learned this year that poinsettas are like only turn red over Christmas. Like all those flowers, when they're not blooming, they're supposed to be you're supposed to be treating it like it's underground in the wintertime, like cold, dark.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's what it wants.

SPEAKER_05

And they trigger it to to bloom when it's not supposed to bloom by bringing it out into like a warm, humid environment. How cruel is that? But that's why like if you buy like most orchids and tulips that you buy, like that are potted, they're not they're not gonna last that long. Because you have like not only do you have to do that, like I was thinking you just put it in your garage and like it's cold, dark. I buy anything, it's not gonna last that long. But but even if it does like rebloom, it's not gonna be as strong. But like in this case, I imagine it's the same kind of thing. Like they kind of just go dormant, like in the dark.

SPEAKER_02

They just not yeah, just the right condition.

SPEAKER_05

Moisture and moisture. That's what's crazy is they probably get like bone dry. And then once they get moisture and like because you uh bacteria grows in a certain temperature zone. So I'm sure that has something to do with it. Like it's gotta be in that right zone.

SPEAKER_02

Well, it seems like bone dry is pretty common for seeds. You can go to your hardware store and buy a bunch of bone dry. That's true.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so it's pretty cool. That's and but that's where I was thinking, like, we're gonna be traveling around and hopefully see some cool wildflowers in other places this year.

SPEAKER_02

So I was kind of wondering if, like, other than a tourist attraction, how does this affect the local ecology?

SPEAKER_01

Like can I add to that question? Can I add to that question? Uh permission granted.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Is there like a like a crap? Is there is there like a block I hate I don't know what word to use, but like an influx in of insects, like pollen.

SPEAKER_05

You know, they didn't see some other things. They didn't talk about that, and I that is curious because right now is also like the bird migration's starting, and that would be like a perfect thing for birds to come through, especially if it does draw on insects.

SPEAKER_01

But because it doesn't happen so often, those insects aren't there because I imagine there's not very many insects there when it's not a super bloom. Yeah, because just not water, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But they're also my you know, another species that really thrives when that happens and they just go nuts. Oh, that could be something else.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. I mean, who like that species goes dormant? We're gonna have to dig a little deeper. That's cool, that's interesting.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, and that reminds me um my boss, he just last week went to Arizona and did some wandering around and stuff. He says it's absolutely absolutely beautiful. I didn't uh he didn't mention the super bloom, but he went to the Grand Canyon and he said it was incredible. Yeah, he's a geology guy, so he loves that kind of stuff. Yeah, we know from Professor Um. Yeah, it's almost like they're annoyed with each other. But uh yeah, he kind of he said it he said you guys really need to seriously consider doing the five-day Grand Canyon trip. He said he saw some people doing it. People died.

SPEAKER_05

I guess that's like one of the most dead.

SPEAKER_01

The guy I always kind of poop on the the uh gear reviewer guy, Dan Becker. Yeah, he almost died in the ground. We should bleed that name. Sorry. I didn't know I don't know etiquette and acted like a well he is a I don't think I ever said anything bad though. No, he didn't. No, okay. I mean you're just I'm setting up for it.

SPEAKER_05

He has a whole YouTube video about it, so yeah.

SPEAKER_01

He has a whole YouTube video about where he did that that trail with the guy from uh backpacker TV. Yeah, they have a new host now, but uh where they he got hell ended up having to get airlifted out of that baby.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I don't know if it I'm sure there's more than one trail that goes through the big one is the north to the south route. Yeah, well he said this one because he talked he said he talked to some of the backpackers and they were they said it was a five-day uh yeah that would because that's why I think it's like you're going down to the bottom of the canyon and then going right back up.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. That would be a rough trail, dude, for these bustomes. That's true. Oh boysers.

SPEAKER_02

Well, Chuck did it. So wait did that? He didn't know he didn't do the freaking uh the backpacking trip. He was just busy. Walked up to the ledge. Yeah, I think they got back. I mean, I'll do that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02

I could be Brian, though.

SPEAKER_01

Hell, I'll tell you what, I'll get a hundred yards down trail if you want me to.

SPEAKER_07

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

Hey, there he is. That's cool, dude. Yeah, I am curious about the insects and just what other things like wait for this moment.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, what's it interesting? They didn't talk about the other biology that's going on.

SPEAKER_02

Like nobody, yeah, nobody's said anything about it.

SPEAKER_05

It's just all the beautiful hoopla about it. Like nothing about the sun draws all the Homo sapiens in it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. We are the species that go walk out there and smash them and lay down so you can get a good fucking TikTok picture. Pollen on our boots and carry it right out to another field.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

That's great.

SPEAKER_02

Take it back to wherever the hell we're from, and it becomes invasive species and kills everything else.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. That could be. Guys, wonderful goddamn episode again, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, lovely way to the episode was lovely.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, well, I always get a little bit anxious. I mean, I think it's gonna be wonderful and lovely, but also because I just get to sit here and be a part of trivia. Yeah, and it's always my favorite place. Travvy J is up today, and I say we get rolling, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Do you guys want to know what the name of the board game is? Yeah, it's kinda that'd be a good cliffhanger to the to leave, go on break on. The busted knees and pretty trees, official trail trivia board game adventure challenge prototype. Yes, yes. Terror uh entangled woods, terror entangled terror woods.

SPEAKER_01

While Travis is figuring that out, let's get on break and we'll come back with something sweet, dude. Alright. This is gonna be a fucking night, dude. We're back to game night. I feel like it's been eight weeks since we've done a game night. We kind of slowed down a little bit, but I just feel like these are always fun for me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, this one kind of snuck up on me. It's like, oh.

SPEAKER_05

That's usually how it happens. What's the episode this week? Oh, game night.

SPEAKER_03

I'm like, oh, god damn it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, dude, it's always nice. That means I have the do I have the next one? I think you do, because I have the season off.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so immediately I found that out. The creative gears start turning and freaking. Well, I made a board game, and I made a board for that game, and uh, this is the first time Brad and Patty have seen it. And now we have it set up. Oh, holy cow in the middle is awesome. Holy shit. So this is the busted knee, this is the busted knees and pretty trees official trail, trivia, board game, adventure, challenge prototype. And so we for those who can't see, you start at one corner of the board, which is about what two and a half feet by two and a half feet, and then one corner is camp, where Brad and Patty will start.

SPEAKER_01

And it's got all of it drawn out, like there's a pretty picture. It looks very mystical, like Candyland meets camp and mystical.

SPEAKER_02

I was like a mixture of dungeons and dragons and make it easy, like shoots and ladders or whatever the Patty Stan should have a warm glow coming from the inside of it.

SPEAKER_01

But you did get that wrong. Can you do sound effects? Can they shoot up here?

SPEAKER_02

So, what's gonna happen is you guys are starting at your campsite. Okay, and uh you gotta make it back to the parking lot where your Subaru is waiting on you. Oh, that's go. You know, Subi L. Subiya 9.8. So, as you can see, there's a river flowing through, there's a bridge over there, and there's some scary places along the map, and there's a hundred dots that are gonna take you all the way there to move. You'll roll a six-sided dice, and that'll be how many points how many spots you move, and then whatever color the dot is uh that you land on, that'll determine the event that happens and the uh trivia question that you'll get.

SPEAKER_01

This is exactly this is you did this all in a week. This would have taken me about six years to playmate. This is awesome, dude. I I I don't know if it will work.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I was gonna say, let's see how it goes. Well, so far, hey, that's just my positive. It looks, I mean, it looks super impressive.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, it looks super duper impressive.

SPEAKER_02

We might have to rearrange some things, right? So, depending on the question or the the number that you you pull um out of the cup, because I have two cups with reds and greens. That's green. And the greens are will be sightings, and that's you see something on the trail. Oh and then the reds are um Danger. Danger events. I was just guessing. And so you're like we're not uh you have the well, obviously the way to win the game is to get to the Subaru and get out of there. Well, the little thing is to start the Subaru, you have to have the key. There's only one key, and you guys only one of you can hold it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, Brad, I swear to God, if it's Brad, I'm I'm just done. Right? Because Brad's gonna walk faster and take my car. So your car. Oh, that's true. We don't know who's gonna be. Brad's already starting.

SPEAKER_02

If you get to the end of the key or to the if you get to the parking lot, but you don't have the key, you have to wait for your friend. Oh man. But the trick is like there's a health system, but I call it stokage. Both of you start, you've had such a great backpacking trip so far. It's been beautiful. You guys are 100% stoked.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You're gonna have another great day on this river, and then get back to the Subaru so you can get home and tell your families how freaking amazing this trip has been.

SPEAKER_01

So the goal is to end together. Yeah. Well, whatever you decide. That doesn't feel like it's always your goal, Brad. It's whatever you guys decide.

SPEAKER_02

Let's roll, dude. I'm fucking in. Alrighty. So I'm gonna give you guys a six-sided dice each. And this is gonna be your movement dice. I don't know. We might have to check to see how the audio will be when you guys roll dice.

SPEAKER_05

Maybe I'll need to I'll need to find a dice uh sound effect.

SPEAKER_02

We're not piping too many P's with the dice. So let me give you your game boards. Bradley. See, I don't know that I can really move from here. 100% stokage. Oh, I'm stoked, bro. Patty, totally stoked. Totally stoked. So those little pictures that you have on the right side there, that's what you have in your pack. That's your inventory. So you have um an extra pair of nice fresh wool socks, which that gives you an extra turn. You can take two turns with that. And then you have a water bottle that gives you plus five stokage. You have a snack that also gives you plus five stokage.

SPEAKER_05

And the snack that Rapids peeled on the snack on our photo.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it is. And then um, you have to decide who carries the Subaru key to get away, and who carries the bear spray that you can uh nullify any uh uh trivia question, no matter how you answer it.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, so right off the bat, we have to decide which one of us gets the Subi key?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Do you want it or do you want me to have it?

SPEAKER_05

I mean, I feel like you should have it since you are it is Patrick Subaru, by the way.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it is the owner. Okay, I'll take the key. I've been shot in the ass with bear spray, and I'd prefer if you took the bear spray. Okay. Okay. So do I erase the bear spray from mine?

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Okay. All right. So, Patrick, you were given the key. Yeah. The thing is, and I know you have a big heart, Patrick, if you make it to the end to the Subaru, you're gonna I expect you to wait for Brad.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, I would do that.

SPEAKER_02

But the thing is, uh you lose uh let me look at the rule book. Hope he has a glossary for that thing. Um, you lose two stokage every time you're every turn that you have to skip. Whoa.

SPEAKER_01

So I better stack up on Stokage.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Okay. Well, you want to be gonna keep it 100, bro. I can't stokage goes to 110. Yeah. Well then you might as well just fucking go 111 while you're at it. So that's highest stokage, 111.

SPEAKER_01

Highest stokage, 111, dude. I'm just flying down.

SPEAKER_02

You start at 100. You guys have had an amazing killing your vibe while you're waiting for me. Perfect.

SPEAKER_01

My vibe would be like, let's just stare.

SPEAKER_05

We'll be happy you're losing two stokage.

SPEAKER_01

I'd get tired. You're getting less stokes. I'd lay in the back of my Subaru. There's plenty of space.

SPEAKER_02

So I told you the rules on the Subaru key. Yep. Um, and well, here's another thing. If you two on the board are um with on the same spot, you can occupy the same spot. Um, and also if you're both adjacent to each other, you can trade items. Oh.

SPEAKER_01

Let's go. Okay. Let me get them socks. Okay, you can have them if I can get the snack.

SPEAKER_02

Right. All right. All right. The thing about the bear spray that also has a little trick.

SPEAKER_00

This is an hour-long podcast.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, we can make this a two-parter. If you use the bear spray, you whatever happens goes away. But for the next two turns, you get minus two stokage because you get a little bit of it in your ass.

SPEAKER_05

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

The next two turns? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, can I only use the bear spray for my questions? Or can I use them for Patty's question too?

SPEAKER_02

Only if you're within that range. Okay. The trading range. And I just made that rule up on the fly, but I don't like it. So yeah, you could help Patty out if he was in that range. Wait, what happens if you miss a question? No, Brad.

SPEAKER_05

You'll find out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no more questions.

SPEAKER_05

So I don't know how powerful the bear spray is yet.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I can tell you from experience it's powerful.

SPEAKER_05

But if I because if I miss a question, I don't know what the punishment is. Do you have to go back? Touche. We'll find out.

SPEAKER_01

So you guys have your game pieces? Mine's on the board at Basecamp. Yeah, at base camp.

SPEAKER_05

What is that? What's my piece, Travis?

SPEAKER_02

Uh, that is a horn coral. It is a yeah, it's a fossil of an a piece of coral from like 400 million years ago. Nice. Wow. That's look like a horn correlation. What's the ring?

SPEAKER_05

The ring piece is a ring. We're actually going to throw that into a mount.

SPEAKER_02

That ring is a tiny watch that I made in metalsmithing class in college. Wow. Cool. I think it's made out of pewter. Actually, it might be made out of sterling silver.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not certain. Hey, I'll take pewter or silver.

SPEAKER_02

Let's go. Who rolls first? You can. That's what I figured you guys could debate that. Oh, I roll both? Nope, just one.

SPEAKER_05

Kind of if we just keep getting ones.

SPEAKER_04

Trace. Quattro.

SPEAKER_01

Cinco.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, Brad's just chilling.

SPEAKER_01

Just chillin', man.

SPEAKER_05

Big ol' roll. I'm still stoking. Nice little hike. Still stoked after that little hike. Five! Three goal four.

SPEAKER_02

Five. Okay, that's a green question. Green question. That's a uh what I freaking call those. I don't remember. An abs uh observation.

SPEAKER_03

I'm actually kind of happy about that. What number did you get? One. Alright, one. You see a raven. Okay. Plus two stoke. Yeah. Yeah. Now I'm getting it. Oh, is that a question?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it's not a question?

SPEAKER_03

You just got more stoke for seeing a raven, man.

SPEAKER_02

That's pretty cool. I think it's worth two stoke. That is worth two stoke. I'm in.

SPEAKER_01

102 stoke. I'm having a great time, Brad. We're partying, dude. Here's your trivia question, Pat. Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_00

I thought that was it. I thought you just got too stoked for seeing a raven.

SPEAKER_02

Which three names are used for a group of ravens? Or which name isn't used for a group of ravens? Is not A. A treachery. B a conspiracy. C a murder. D, an unkindness.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, Brad. Coming in clutch with the ticking clock.

SPEAKER_01

I wanna I kind of want to go see murder because I just feel like this is a trick question. So I'm gonna go see murder. Wait.

SPEAKER_02

You nailed it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02

Oh right. Is murder is often commonly confused with ravens. Yeah. Because, well, that's the name for crows. And uh and it's wrong. But treachery, conspiracy, and unkindness. Uh, that's baller. That is baller. They're all baller. Unkindness is the most common, and it comes from European folklore because crows were seen as harbingers of death and bad omen.

SPEAKER_01

Wow, that makes sense. They are buller.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, so you so you say, look at that. What was that? Un What the hell are you talking about? What was the name that was the most common? Unkindly. So you say, like, look at that unkindness. There's an unkindness of ravens flying over. Yeah. And that just means a bunch of ravens.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah, group of ravens. It's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. All the treacheries.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, treacherous. Conspiracies? Yeah. Yeah, conspiracy. Dude, they're all bad.

SPEAKER_02

And all of them, you can be like, yeah, I get it. Yeah. Like those are some those birds know some shit. All right, Brad, roll that die. I'm cursed by our backster.

SPEAKER_01

I understand all that. Yeah, you are. Well, you acted like kind of a turtle. Nice roller. Three.

SPEAKER_02

On a red. Move your piece, you bum.

SPEAKER_03

I can't model our body.

SPEAKER_02

He's stuck behind all of his editing equipment, like a like his freaking cyberpunk or something. Alright, grab a question. Five. Question number five. And this was on the red, yes? Correct. I bet I'll have to use my bear spray. Oh no. Brad, you slipped in the mud right on your ass. And when you get up, there's an arrowhead artifact stuck in it. I'd be pretty stoked. Well, at first you didn't know. Minus five stone. Oh. So Bradley, which is not a common mineral used for making arrowheads? A chert. B shale. C flint. D obsidian. Shale? Obsidian? Flint.

SPEAKER_05

Chert. Chert. I'm pretty sure chert is.

SPEAKER_04

I've heard that. Obsidian.

SPEAKER_06

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04

Incorrect. Oh man. Can I guess one? Shale. Correct. That was my second guess.

SPEAKER_01

You're okay. I'll wait for you still though.

SPEAKER_02

These arrowheads are made by napping the stone, that's what they call it, with a hammer stone or bone, using bone with pressure to chip away until you get the desired shape. And that uh the way that stone breaks in particular particular, it's uh it's called a concoidal breakage, where you break it off and it's kind of like a scoop of ice cream. So you see the edges of those arrowheads, like the flu. And it looks like little tiny scoops of ice cream are taken out of it. What's the what are those called?

SPEAKER_05

Like what's that era called? What you mean? There's a name to what those arrowheads are called. What Jim Maine? Like 10,000 years ago or 10,000 BC. Man, like I mean. Yeah, but there's a popular where it's like they're thinking they were the first ones in North America like 15 to 20,000 years ago. Oh.

SPEAKER_02

Uh, you're taking us down the wrong trail, Bradley. Give me that die. So oh, sorry. Sorry. There is no penalty for that incorrect answer, Brad. Oh, nice. Don't need to use my bear spray then. But well, the penalty is you just plucked it out of your ass and threw it back on the ground without realizing what it was. No keepsake.

SPEAKER_01

Should I roll? Yes. Here I go. Rolling six. Big six.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, chill zone.

SPEAKER_01

Chill zone. Ain't got nothing to do, but we're taught. We're next to each other. Do we want to trade or do anything with our gear? Do you want this pair of socks for a snack? One. I do a one.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you guys got even closer.

SPEAKER_01

Do you want to I'm inside feeling?

SPEAKER_02

You're inside of me. I like that. You guys chose very good.

SPEAKER_05

So no trading before I roll? Clovis points, by the way. That's what I was thinking of. Oh, yeah, yeah. No trading before I roll? Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Four. Nice. On the red. Oh no. One, two, three, four. Patty's on the red. Red. Draw. Draw, draw, draw, draw, draw.

SPEAKER_02

Two. Question two. As you're walking down the path, Patty, there it looks like the sign there was a little too tall. And a lightning strike hits.

SPEAKER_03

Whoa, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Minus five stokes. Oh no, bro. It was taller than Patty. Taller than me? What choice is not recommended when facing lightning on the trail? A. Move fast to lower regions. B. Immediately erect your tent and take shelter inside. C. Avoid wet rocks. D. Move to a shorter grove of trees.

SPEAKER_01

Which one is not recommended? Yes, sir. Holy crap. Uh would you like me to read that?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, please do that. A. Move fast to lower to a lower region. B. Immediately erect your tent and take shelter inside. C. Avoid wet rocks. D. Move to a shorter grove of trees.

SPEAKER_01

Uh, avoid wet wet rocks.

SPEAKER_05

Wrong. Oh shit. Don't uh don't set up your tent.

SPEAKER_02

Is that it? Correct. Uh, way to go, Brad. I got a little information here. You want to avoid shallow caves because they could conduct electricity. Uh, tents conduct electricity uh with your poles and everything like that. Um, and you're safer to like if you're in a wooded area, you want to get away from the tallest trees, especially isolated tall trees. So you want to find the shorter trees in the area and stick around there because lightning's less likely to hit around those shorter trees. Okay. So yeah, there's a little safety tip. Yeah, thanks for that.

SPEAKER_05

Bradley, you're go. Brad rolled. I rolled a two, and I'm in a chill zone. Hey, again? Do I slowly regenerate my stokage? Brad's been chilling all day. No. Boom. Another six. On the red.

SPEAKER_01

Red. Uh-oh. Give me another one. I started at 102.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, how'd you get the extra 2% still? Because I uh number one was give me still. You saw a raven, bro. Yeah, I saw a raven.

SPEAKER_01

Three. Red event. Question three. Travy G.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, dear goodness. High winds have taken to the hills.

SPEAKER_01

I feel that today.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah. We were very familiar with that. Minus five stones.

SPEAKER_01

No my lord.

SPEAKER_02

Holy. Hope we see another Raven. What should you not do in high winds on the trail? Secure all gear. Seek immediate shelter. Put on a hard shell. Keep heading to the next camp. What's a hard shell?

SPEAKER_01

Keep heading to the next camp.

SPEAKER_02

Your uh Ninja Turtle. Like your rain layer jacket.

SPEAKER_01

Keep heading to the next camp is my answer.

SPEAKER_02

That is incorrect. Oh.

SPEAKER_06

Put on a hard shell. That would be like immediate.

SPEAKER_02

No, it's what you don't want to do. Oh. Oh no, you did say that right. Yeah. Okay. Oh, right. Oh, right. How much stokage do I get? Well, when there's high winds, you want to get as you know to the lowest ground you can. You certainly don't want to be on a ridge or anything like that. And you want to be in a safe area. Obviously, you don't want to be under trees. Um, and if you have to set up your tent, make sure that the you know the lowest profile side of your tent is pointed into the breeze so that you have more aerodynamic and make sure your guy lines are nice and solid. 45 degree angles down in there. Make sure you keep light hitches on there. Yeah, keep some heavy stuff inside of that tent just to make sure if it does uh your your like your body. Your stuff, yeah. Your body, your gear, whatever.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Just lay down and watch little friends never blow away. One. Oh, Brad's on a red, and he just seemed really bummed out.

SPEAKER_04

Damn, we got a red, dad? That was a big old side.

SPEAKER_05

I keep rolling really low numbers.

SPEAKER_02

All that chilling you've been doing.

SPEAKER_05

I'm only 95% stoked, though.

SPEAKER_02

You're still pretty stoked. On a red, number one? Yeah. Oh shit, man. You're getting over the trail and the ground just starts shaking. There's an earthquake.

SPEAKER_03

Minus 10 stokes. Whoa! Oh my shit. You're shitting your pants, man. Dude. Yeah, but I'm outside.

SPEAKER_02

Isn't that the way you want to be? The trees around you are waving around like a crazy inflatable tube man. I feel like I'd be stoked. Minus 10? What stoke are you at now? 85. Shee wee. All right. What things should you not do during an earthquake while you're hiking? A move away from cliffs. B. Move towards open water. C, find open space. D, drop cover and hold on.

SPEAKER_05

This is really confusing. What should you not do? What's the thing that's not right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, hiking partner. Air high five. Water creates opportunity for instability, like sloshing lakes that could come and smash the biggest.

SPEAKER_05

There's a new like Fukushima deck series.

SPEAKER_03

Whoa. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_02

I have yet to hike on a tsunami plane coastline.

SPEAKER_03

Nor have I.

SPEAKER_02

Oh uh I have uh and Hawaii, I guess.

SPEAKER_05

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Good job, Patrick.

SPEAKER_05

Ready to go. I rolled a five. I got that right. What did I get anything for getting that right?

SPEAKER_02

No. No.

SPEAKER_05

You didn't get anything bad happened to you.

SPEAKER_01

I lost 10% of stokage, bro. Well, yeah, that was pretty bad. And I got a chill zone, so be right.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, you saw I thought I uh I was like, I put two colors on here.

SPEAKER_01

Gray.

SPEAKER_02

It's green.

SPEAKER_01

That's green. The board's gray. Uh-oh. This is gonna be good, though. You might get some of that stuff. Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_05

Wrong one. Oh no. I back got a danger event. Seven. Ooh, seven.

SPEAKER_03

Skunk! You see a skunk? Oh, I'm totally stoned. Plus two stones. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

What is the average range a common skunk can accurately spray its pungent juice? Oh. A. 10 to 15 feet. B five to ten feet. C 20 to 25 feet. Sam again? A. 10 to 15 feet. B five to ten feet. C ten twenty to twenty-five feet. You did you did him like this is hard.

SPEAKER_00

You did him like medium, low, high.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, there was no particular order. Um 5 to 10 feet. Wrong. 10 to 15 feet. Correct. That was a good second. That was my gut instinct, was that. Always go with your gut, Brad.

SPEAKER_02

Bradley, you are wrong. Unfortunately, you have been temporarily blinded by the skunk's putrid spray. Oh. Patty's not gonna let me in the subi now. You lose one go. You lose your next round. What? And you get minus two stoke for the next three turns. Whoa!

SPEAKER_07

Because you smell like skunk.

SPEAKER_05

So I need to take two stokage away every turn? Yeah. And you can't roll it.

SPEAKER_02

And what about the turn that you lost your last turn? So I don't have to. No, it counts towards.

SPEAKER_01

So you're losing every time around the clock. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry, dude. This is a rule of things.

SPEAKER_02

I said three. I got a six. So that's six stokes. Oh, and side note. Minus one stoke if your partner is within three spaces or closer because you you stank. We ain't gotta worry about that. We ain't gotta worry about that. All right, I rolled a six.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Hold up. Sorry. I'm just dude, I'm having a great day on the trail. I'm a 92 overall. Patrick just wants to keep going.

SPEAKER_02

Don't make me wait. But uh skunks are generally non-aggressive. Uh they will stamp their feet, hiss, and raise their tail. And if once you notice them, you just stop and slowly back away, and you should be good.

SPEAKER_05

Have you ever seen the was it the spotted skunk that does the handstand? Like it walks, it can do a hand like a walking handstand. Doesn't the striped skunk do it too? Oh, really? Uh uh. Is that what we have?

SPEAKER_02

Is the striped skunk? I don't actually know that. That's what I thought. I don't know if there's like a common skunk. Oh, I lost a turn, so Patty goes again.

SPEAKER_01

And you take two uh two stuff off.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you stanking ass.

SPEAKER_01

Another green. Patty's got a green. All right, guys. Number six. Six question green. Please tell me I get ten.

SPEAKER_02

Six question green. Oh. How'd you get that one? It's the same one. Okay. Oh, same one that you've already had? Nope. You got just as ugly. You slip on your ass and get an arrowhead artifact stuck in. Minus five stokes. Hey, then what the devil? Which is not a common mineral used for making arrowheads? Chert, shale, flint, or obsidian.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, what the hell? Hold on. Hold on. I'm gonna do something honorable right now. And I'm gonna take the hit on the wrong answer. I'm going D. Just like my I can partner Brad. Okay?

SPEAKER_02

Correct, sir. Thank you. And there is no penalty. Yeah, I was gonna say you knew there was no penalty. That's two arrowheads. Both of you motherfuckers were just I'll roll again.

SPEAKER_01

Just it aside. Brad, you take a minus two.

SPEAKER_02

No, he already skipped that one turn, right?

SPEAKER_01

I only missed, I only lost one turn. One turn? Oh, sorry. I am so into this right now that it's right next to you, Brad. I'm four. Four.

SPEAKER_04

I'm chilling, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Ooh, Brad's taking a loop. Chillzo.

SPEAKER_06

Patrick.

SPEAKER_02

Here, you know, I got more of these, you guys. Chillzo. Yeah, man. That's a final uh stink round. So you're no more you're done stinking. Did you take the points off of your stoke? Yep, and I rolled a four and I'm chilling again.

unknown

Nice.

SPEAKER_01

Can we get a stoke update? I'm at an 87% stokage. I'm at 81%. 81? I dude, honestly, I feel like we're about halfway through this puzzle and uh feeling good at sitting at 87% on the day.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not very stoked. I'm gonna tell you. Ooh, Patty got a big five. I was chillin' again.

SPEAKER_02

Like Patty's just gonna damn luggage.

SPEAKER_05

Patty's gonna get to the Subi and just leave me in the dust. You got the key, Patrick? Yeah. Patty's got the key. Is that a six? What in the hell? He keeps rolling like green.

SPEAKER_01

Paddie got a green.

SPEAKER_06

Four. Four.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Oh, lucky you, Patrick, you peep lover of people. Yeah. Here come down the hill, a couple of handsome rock hound lovers. Howdy.

SPEAKER_03

Plus 10 stokes.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

They're cool as hell. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_00

It's because they are rock and he's gonna be like, hey, I see that that cut on your ass. That's an arrowhead. Where's that arrowhead at?

SPEAKER_01

Back there, back there. And if you see my partner back there, uh tell them I'll be waiting for him at my zoo.

SPEAKER_02

But they were wondering, uh, where is the name agate derived? You mean Agate? Yes. I'll never let that down. A a river in Sicily. B a mountain in Switzerland. Or C, a Central American war chief.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna go Central American war chief.

SPEAKER_02

Wrong. Whoa! It's a river in Sicily. Is it a is it's a drive derived from Greek for akati, a river in Sicily, where you can find agates. Cool.

SPEAKER_05

You did kind of pronounce it correctly if the river is akate and you said agate. Thank you. Thank you. Akati. Or akati. I just rolled a one.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah. And also because you got that wrong, you really bummed out the handsome rock album lover, so you get minus five stone.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I mean, you got 10, so you're still up five. Thank you. I rolled a one on a green. On a green. I can't move on this board. Hey, don't worry.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, today too heavy.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe you should drink some of that water. Well, I mean some of that weight. I'm still 81% stoked.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I mean, that's pretty that's what I'm saying. It's about normal.

SPEAKER_03

Two. Two. Oh, Brad sees an owl.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that's like 20 stokes. Plus three stoke. Three. Wait, rock hounds are 10 and an owl three?

SPEAKER_01

This is true.

SPEAKER_00

That is there were two rock hounds.

SPEAKER_01

I declared the game rigged.

SPEAKER_00

That is bo.

SPEAKER_02

Even you would get probably. How many degrees of horizontal rotation does the average owl have with their head? Horizontal rotation. Oh gotcha. A 240 degrees. B 270 degrees. C 360. Or D 380. 270.

SPEAKER_03

Bang. Nailed it. Got it. Whoa. Nice, Brad. Alright. Eat that stoke. Very good.

SPEAKER_00

What the fuck? I don't get any. I'm not stoked about getting that right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you're stoked because you saw the owl. You're plus three stoked, dude. You should have seen what the owl would do to you if you got that wrong, dude. You should feel pretty lucky.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, that was a hard question.

SPEAKER_01

I would have not gotten that. But we all know my trivia passed.

SPEAKER_02

That's crazy. Nothing. I was just wanting something for nothing. Yeah, you dirty dog. Patrick. I rolled a six. Package is he's on a gate bridge. I am on a gate bridge. I am smacked at the end. It's a green one. It's a green one. What do you see on a gate bridge?

SPEAKER_01

What do I see on a gate bridge? That's funny that we're calling. It is Agatha though, right? Yeah. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Number three. Number three. Oh no, you can't believe your freaking eyes.

SPEAKER_02

You see a freaking lumbering giant of a beast out in the wood.

SPEAKER_03

It's a Bigfoot. Yo! Plus 15 stove. Yeah, let's go.

SPEAKER_02

Patrick. Where was the Patterson Gimlin Bigfoot footage taken?

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

The OG Bigfoot footage. I got you. A Bluff Creek, Six Rivers National Forest in California. B Mount Rainier National Park in Washington.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Uh C Yosemite National Park in California. Or D. Hoosier National Forest in Indiana. I'm gonna go with B. B. Mount Rainier National Park. That is incorrect. Okay. Minus 20 Stoke. Whoa! Holy shit. Because he just got pissed off and he came and he spanked your ass.

SPEAKER_05

What's can we can we make a can we make a bet on this? If I get it right, I can move.

SPEAKER_01

No, there's no bets. We're playing better. What's the game, Brad? I'll bet you. I'll bet you a percentage of Stokage.

SPEAKER_02

Well, you don't have any power. Oh, you guys can bet Stokage.

SPEAKER_01

You have to be within the transfer Stokage. I'm gonna write I'm up here. I'm gonna leave a note on the bridge. I'm gonna be like, Brad, dude, plus minus 20 Stokage if you get this next question wrong.

SPEAKER_02

From you. You know, Patrick, you could get to the Subaru and just wait there. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait. I'm chilling.

SPEAKER_05

I've rolled a four. Yeah, right there. You're chilling again, dude? I'm chilling, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Man, all right, I'm rolling.

SPEAKER_02

Still kind of stoked. Red. Red. Uh uh.

SPEAKER_01

Let's start on the bridge.

SPEAKER_02

That's four. One, two, three. Oh, yeah. Hey guys, chillin'? Okay, yeah. How are you guys nailing all these chillins?

SPEAKER_05

Pretty boring hike. Should have had a statistician map out the probabilities of where people would roll.

SPEAKER_01

Red be chillin' again.

SPEAKER_05

I gotta redo this board.

SPEAKER_01

Red ended up getting that red.

SPEAKER_02

Red turdbear. What's gonna happen to Patrick after he got over Agate Bridge?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know, but I'm still in 80 Cent.

SPEAKER_03

Boo.

SPEAKER_02

A nuclear bomb has gone off in the death.

SPEAKER_01

I did not expect that.

SPEAKER_03

Right near Agate Bridge.

SPEAKER_02

Right near Agate Bridge.

SPEAKER_03

Minus 15 stove. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02

Patrick, what's your best bet from protecting yourself from nuclear fallout on the trail?

SPEAKER_05

A. Get under your desk.

SPEAKER_02

Immediately hike as far away from the direction of the nuclear explosion. B. Gather as much water from surrounding resources. Or C, build a solid shelter and stay put. How close are you to this nuclear blast? It's of you're in pre pre pre ebb. 35 miles to the west. That's the nuclear with an easterly wind.

SPEAKER_01

And you don't start collecting water until the blast? Yeah. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

This is what you do after you saw the blast.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, the blast has happened. Shelter. I have no idea. I don't even know why I'm asking these questions. Shelter.

SPEAKER_02

Your answer is see, shelter. Yep. That is correct. Yo, baby, baby. What you want to do is to put as much material between you and the fallout as possible. Um if you keep mute moving, you're just the fallout's just gonna fall on you and you're just gonna absorb it. Is that if you drink with the water, uh that's gonna have it in it. Like anything outside is now. So you need to stay inside until at least for at least 72 hours uh for the area to irra derradiate or irradiate or something. And that also is very dependent on distance.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, I'm just happy I won that. I got that question right. So I feel like I'm earning my 72%. Hey, by the way, uh Stokage update. Can I give a stokage update? Yeah, let's get a stokage update. I'm at 72%. Oh, wow. I know, bro. That nuke really pummeled me. It bombed you. Yeah, it bombed me.

SPEAKER_02

You should be happy you got it right, though, because the wrong, if you got it wrong, you would have been fucking real bad.

SPEAKER_03

Stokage would have been bad luck.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, stokage. I mean, that was a nuke. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

If you didn't do the right thing.

SPEAKER_01

What what are you sitting at stokage-wise?

SPEAKER_05

I got a uh rolled a red, and I'm at 84%. 84 and he rolled a red stuff.

SPEAKER_02

None of you guys have used any of your resources.

SPEAKER_05

No. Well, I'm not I'm not hurting yet. I might I'm about to use my socks.

SPEAKER_02

I really gotta ramp up the tear. Red Danger. Danger. Oh no. Hold on. Fred just slipped on his ass again. He got an arrowhead stuck in his ass. Minus five stoke. At this point, we know you don't care about the four.

SPEAKER_06

Green chill green. Final green. Observation green. Five. Five green.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. You hear rustling in the bushes.

SPEAKER_07

Everyone starts with and then it's a nuke.

SPEAKER_02

Well, this time you're lucky. Yes. It's a brown bear. Ooh. Plus five Stoke.

SPEAKER_01

Plus five st I needed that. Better get the question right though.

SPEAKER_02

If you still have your snack on you, minus ten Stoke. I do have my snack on the back. And you lose your snack.

SPEAKER_07

And I lose my snack.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you know what?

SPEAKER_05

All right. He smelt the snack. That's what he wanted. I'm gonna take my go ahead. Can I go ahead and rehydrate and eat my snack?

SPEAKER_02

Yep. You can do that at the beginning of your turn, yeah. Okay. Can I do it at the end of my turn? You can do whenever you at whenever you do during your turn. At the beginning of your turn, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. It's not the beginning of your turn. Okay. That's what I was wondering. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03

All right. All right. Rad's go?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'd like to use one bottle of water and eat my snack, please.

SPEAKER_02

So I'm up to 89%. I'm 89% stoked. You remember you still have those socks. Those fresh socks on the bottom.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I'm gonna I'm using the socks this turn as well.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you're gonna double turn.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Alright. That's a rip.

SPEAKER_03

Five. Oh, yeah. Brad's approaching Agate Bridge right behind Patrick. He's really catching up, dude.

SPEAKER_06

One. One red. Oh, another earthquake.

SPEAKER_05

Fuuuuh. Minus 10 stoke. But I'm super stoked to see it.

SPEAKER_01

You're not gonna be stoked to see that. Minus 10 stoke, dude. It made you fall down and man. You just had your hydration and your snack and lost it on the next turn.

SPEAKER_05

Your ankles fucked. I buffered.

SPEAKER_01

You did buffer. You did buffer.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, now I get to roll it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, Brad gets to go again. Dude! Oh, he's on Agate Bridge.

SPEAKER_01

Nice.

SPEAKER_02

Look at all the Magates.

SPEAKER_05

What do you see from Agate Bridge?

SPEAKER_04

A bunch of agates. Oh, that'd be cool. One. Oh, you see a raven.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, nice. God. Super step. Okay, this is the beginning of my turn. I want to hydrate up, dude. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. You're out of water. Cool with me. It takes me back to 72% stokus.

SPEAKER_05

72 from there. Alright, roll. We still have a long ways to go. How about since since I've been lagging behind, dragging ass all day? Like I'm I'm way behind Patty. Let's uh let's camp. You want to set up camp?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, dude. I think we all need a little resty poo. Like, I kind of want to watch friends with you right now. Oh, bro, you can. Even after you just saw the Ravens, you still want to lay in my tent? Even more so. Like, dude, I'm stoked.

SPEAKER_02

I'm ready to so I I could make a rule where if you got when you guys set up camp, you meet in the middle. Oh. Let's meet in the middle, dude. Papa gets pulled back and Brad gets pulled forward. You're welcome. Oh, but what if I don't want to leave a gate brick?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Patrol under the bridge, Brad will be for a night. Nope. You're gonna come up to me. We're almost near the sign. Let's chill for the night, dude. Friends, it is.

SPEAKER_02

Well, uh, we gotta make it, we gotta uh make it part of the storyline. So Brad reached into his pocket and luckily he found a harmonica. Oh started playing some real bluesy shit. Whoa.

SPEAKER_01

And Patrick heard him, and he's like he's he's he's feeling the blues right now. I gotta get back.

SPEAKER_02

I gotta go back to my brother.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

He needs me.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And so you guys are gonna split the difference between where you are on the map, and that's where we're gonna start.

SPEAKER_01

I'm in.

SPEAKER_02

Next week.

SPEAKER_01

We're back there.

SPEAKER_02

Episode two of the busted knees in Purdy Tree's official trail trivia board game adventuring challenge prototype.

SPEAKER_01

This was super fun, Travy J. I'm amped up. I'll bring more finishes this. I'll add some questions to it so we're not doing the same shit over and sweet, that's fine. But as of right now, we're we're together three-quarters of the way through this map. I love all about to hit the booby.

SPEAKER_05

I love all the little unknown rules.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. They just keep going.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, that's like real life. You don't know all the gun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Like you could be recovering thinking you're conquering altitude sickness, but then your hiking partner eats um what was it? Uh sardines. Sardines, yeah. Up with the game.

SPEAKER_00

I'm feeling really fucking good. I think I got it. So you never know what to expect.

SPEAKER_01

That's great. Guys, this was super fart and fun. What a great game night. And I'm super excited we get back-to-back game nights now. Or at least we'll start the episode finishing this puppy up. What do you say we get the hell out of here, huh? Yeah. All right, dude. Wonderful time. If you guys want to follow us, busted pretty at Blue Sky, Busted Knees and Pretty Trees on Instagram, or bustedpretty.com to check out our website. We would appreciate it. Yeah, follow us, like us, everything you possibly can. We love it and you. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Bye. Thanks for listening and uh keep on sauntering, everyone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Hello. And welcome. Are you kidding me, dude? I just did it to mess with you. I just did it to mess with Patty.

SPEAKER_02

You sound like one of those dudes on NPR.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

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