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Outsmarting Movie Monsters and Celebrity Scandals
Ever wondered how you might outsmart horror movie villains?
Picture this: Chucky in a box destined for the ocean's depths or a showdown with Freddy Krueger in a dreamscape of our making. We explore these hilarious scenarios, offering humorous tactics against iconic killers like Jason Voorhees and Ghostface, and even ponder our chances against the animatronic Freddy Fazbear. Join us as we creatively outmaneuver these fictional fears, blending humor with a hint of horror critique to keep things lively.
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what horror movie villain could you survive, and why?
Speaker 1:All right, what we got, chucky? It's a doll. Lock it in a box and yeet that mug across the ocean. Hi, I'm chucky, wanna play. You know what he made? A plastic, right, can't we just melt him low-key? Yeah, bro, I'm blocking. Lock him in a box and melt him. Nah, bump that. I'm putting him on the grill. I'm gonna burn him alive, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I ain't worried about that, dude, jason is easy. Just never go to manhattan. Nah, isn't jason, jason, the one that's immortal, right, like he's magical, the one that, yeah, that drowned and came back? Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not messing with jason, don't mess with him. I'm not messing with jason. I remember jason was in space. Only only jason movie I've seen was freddie versus jason. Nah, I remember seeing I think it was, uh, a jason movie where he was in space and I was like, yeah, jason x was. Yeah, I was like you know what, bro? Horror movies have gone too far in this. Give him a bath.
Speaker 1:Oh man, what horror movie villain could you survive, and why? All of them, and easy, I don't go outside on my homebody. Freddie is coming to get you. But look, matter of fact, speaking of freddie, I saw, I saw this clip right. I saw this clip on twitter and it was of the original nightmare on m street where freddie took over the phone and he licked the girl face from the phone. Boy, let me tell you something. I would have been Freddie's biggest nightmare right then. Oh, you gonna turn this phone into a mouth, bit it off. Heck, nah, because I'm going to be beating his tonsils up. He ain't going to be able to breathe, bro. Oh man, what horror movie villain could you survive? And why Pinhead? I wouldn't even his tosses up. He ain't gonna be able to breathe, bro. That's pretty fun, boy.
Speaker 1:Oh man, what horror movie villain could you survive? And why pinhead? I wouldn't even bother effing with that puzzle box. What is who's pinhead? Isn't it jigsaw? I wouldn't bother. No, I don't know who pinhead is, because I ain't never heard of pinhead. Is that the dude with all the the? Uh, it might be the dude that had all the lines and the pins in his head. Hellraiser, hellraiser. Yeah, nah, I ain't never seen that. Yeah, nah, I'm not a horror movie fan.
Speaker 1:Victor Crowley, cause I'm not going to Louisiana to begin with. Who is Victor Crowley? That sound like a voodoo witch doctor or something. Check Victor Crowley. Y'all know Victor Crowley. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1:Bro, in Louisiana, I'm good, I'm gonna beat the hell out of freddy faze bear. Boy, that's an animatronic bro. You couldn't beat up chucky what from chucky cheeses. Why, you say, why are you putting that on? Because, bro, I just need you to understand your limitations. Victor is a big dude with an axe. No, I'm good ggs, all right, who else we got, bro?
Speaker 1:Let's see what horror movie villain could you survive and why light work. Either one don't go to freddy's or two, always carry a water bottle, because these suits and water don't mix. It's about freddy fazbear, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hand me your katana or minigun, and ghostface and his goons won't touch me. No, oh yeah, with the strap, ghostface is out of there. Boy, yeah, matter of fact, ghostface again. Boy, ghostface Getting done the worst, ghostface getting done the worst.
Speaker 1:Let me explain to you how bad I'm going to do Ghostface. I'm going to set Ghostface up For a trap. You don't know, this is Texas. He going to come in this house. I'm going to blast His kneecaps off and then I'm going to Pull out a condom. Wait what? I'm shocked by what they said in this reply. What was the reply? But we not skipping over what you just said. Nah, I'm just going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to be like you know what I'm saying You're a demon Because I'm not going to do nothing, I'm going to call Diddy. You're a demon, I ain't.
Speaker 1:What horror movie villain could you survive? And why? They sent the picture of Aaron. Oh my god, oh my god. And it said give me that ass. Okay, why did you even put that in here? That's not, we're focusing on horror.
Speaker 1:They also said I could survive Mikey easily. So you know. Anyway, it is what it is. You know what? I'm surprised I ain't heard Leprechaun in the hood. I feel Leprechaun in the hood, is he not really easy? But if you don't take his gold, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you don't mess with him. I don't think he coming for you. Yeah, what horror movie villain Could you survive?
Speaker 1:And why? If I just be careful or I can be around the time, after A quiet place, part 2 events happen, I'm pretty sure I can survive. So, a quiet place, hell, no, hell, no. I ain't taking that chance, bro, you can't make a single sound, a single nothing. Nah, gg, the babies can't cry. You can't drop nothing, bro. Bro, I'll never forget. I still haven't seen the Quiet Place and I don't think I will, because I'll never forget.
Speaker 1:I saw this kid, the little clip of the kid with his toy, and that monster picked that little dude up. I say Somebody put, just tell him no. And there's a picture Of Five Nights at Diddy's. Nah, you show up to that Diddy party. You ain't getting out, bro. You probably not getting out. You ain't getting out of there, bro.
Speaker 1:Come on, man, michael Myers, all we gotta do is Throw this man In a wood chipper, and we won. Look bro, I'm gonna be so. You gotta get him in the wood chipper, and we won. Look bro, I'm going to be so. So you got to get him in the wood chipper, bro, I'm going to be real. I'm going to be so real with you, bro, you got to get him in there. No, no, no, look, let's keep it a being, bro.
Speaker 1:Everybody be talking about Michael Myers, this Michael Myers that I seen a black dude in Harlem in a sewer. Whoop his ass, take his mask, look bro. And he let him do it. I'm dumping the gun. Stupidest last movie ever. I'm dumping the gun on him, bro, but with Michael Myers, if you whooping his ass, he's letting you whoop. He's trying to tire you out. Yeah, he's letting you whoop his ass, but I'm going to dump the gun, bro.
Speaker 1:He's not bulletproof. He not bulletproof. Is he grenade proof? They burned him alive and he walked out. Is he grenade proof, aaron? I put a grenade down his throat and it blow up. He walking out of that.
Speaker 1:He has plot armor Bruh. He has horror villain plot Bruh. Let him be Chief Keef. She locked him in the basement. Chief Keef, gonna blow that nigga with a smith. Him in the basement, set the bit on fire. The whole house is basically just gone. It's on fire blazing. I'm talking peak fire, california forest firefighter. Yeah, in one house. Yeah, firefighters showed up. He walked out that bit and killed them all. Rpg, you know I'm saying I mean he get hit by a rocket. He dead, bro. So, uh, it depends on who writing his story. Yeah, bro, I hit him with the hellcat.
Speaker 1:Oh man, uh, what horror movie villain would you survive? And why the ring girl? Because to survive, I just have to make someone else watch the tape. That person could be on death row for all I care. Oh, so you just I get it. Wait, can you? Can you burn the tape? What's ring? I ain't gonna lie, bro, I keep seeing the ring girl animated, but like getting back shots. I'm like, bro, what is this? Twitter is sick. Twitter is sick. A sick place, bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, john Kramer, aka Jigsaw no, don't BS a lot of people. Be kind to others and appreciate their life, so you don't end up in one of his games. Look bro, look bro, he's right, he's definitely right, but I just feel like you could still end up on like his bad list. Bro, jigsaw is the one dude in horror that terrifies me and the reason why he terrifies me. I feel like he is like like people really think like that oh, let's play a little. Yeah, he gotta be. Apparently he'll get you for the littlest things you that mean you gotta be perfect. Yeah, no, I'm good bro. I'm not dealing with jigsaw, bro, jigsaw and then also the saw movies are too gory. I'm not, uh-uh, yeah, no, uh, pity wise, my fat ass ain't never going to no sewer. I respect he after the kitties anyway. So, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:A lot of these were chucky and ghost face, bro, most of these. When I say I'm doing ghost face the worst dirty I'm doing. Go boy, don't boy, I'm doing you so filthy what I'm strapped once. I, once I figure out that somebody's like, oh, you with me because he's leaving signs. He's calling the phone and, uh bro, the straps are all.
Speaker 1:Did you think you about to come in this house, bro? Let me, let me break this down. Let me break this down. You got me hello. Who is this? I just want my own game with you. You're a serial killer. He isn't gonna kill you. I'ma leave the front door unlocked. What that little thing got like? Oh Well, I swear I'ma do ghost so dirty.
Speaker 1:I'ma have a segs machine, bro, set up and ready to go, one of the ones that, the ones that Penetrated Bro. I'ma, bro, I'm gonna knock his legs off and I'm gonna just start Destroying him, bro, I'm gonna just Ping, ping, I'm gonna beat him up. I'm gonna have a sledgehammer, I'm gonna destroy him both ways. Bro, whatever I gotta do, you gonna leave him gaping. Oh that boy, life gonna change. I'm trying to have that boy Prolapse. That's the bro. You're sick. I'm doing him the out of it, bro, matter of fact, I'm going to take his mask off and just start stealing off on him.
Speaker 1:But like, I'm really going to beat him with something bad, bro, what horror movie villain would you survive? And why? The Ring? She ain't going to be the villain of this movie. They put the demon emoji. Hey, yo, y'all niggas are criminals. I mean criminal. So does she come out on TV? Yeekies, you thought you was scaring me. I'll never forget. I'll never forget the scary movie joint with Kevin Hart Tamagotchi, arigato. Oh yeah, tile dish. They put Jaws. I'd never go in the ocean. Facts Okay, that's facts.
Speaker 1:A lot of Michael Myers, cause he Is slow. Yeah, bro, I think Michael Myers, bro, put him in a wood chipper. Yeah, you gotta get him there, you gotta get him In the wood chipper, bro. And I also don't think Michael Myers is that smart. Feel like you could trick him. You can, but like it's one thing Also, bro, let's be real, bro, let's be real, bro, i'ma shoot him with a, a freaking tank. He ain't surviving that. Yeah, you got he not surviving that. But like you gotta think like he pop up on you One random Halloween. You ain't never been Haunted by Michael Myers. Yeah, that's GG. You don't have access To a tank. That's GG. You don't have access to RPGs. You gotta think on your feet. Yeah, you GG'd. That's how these niggas get. Obviously not Lori. You know what I'ma do, bro. You know what I'ma do. Let me tell you, i'ma trick him into going to the bathroom, right, right, i'ma push his ass in the tub. Tub gonna be full of water. Drop a toaster in there on Friday.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, what horror movie character villain would you survive? And why the nun? Because I'm clapping her doonies down. Y'all are freaks, y'all are sick, bro Michael Jackson, because I'm a young man now, not a little boy anymore. That is wild. Same, bro, freddy Kugel. My weed gummies keep me from dreaming. Damn okay, bro, you are you depressed? Are you depressed, bro? Texas massacre. I will move out of texas. Uh, I can see that. I can see that and, yes, the fact that was real is that. That is crazy. What horror movie villain would you survive? And why the boogeyman? Keep the light on and sleep peaceful. It works with aaron.
Speaker 1:I didn't even know that was. I didn't what, what, what, what, what. Somebody put, somebody else put penny wise, mostly chucky bro. You could put chucky is, chucky is out of there, bro, I ain't gonna lie, bro, I ain't gonna lie. You know what I think it was. You know how, like, when you be laughing too much, you get weak, right, all right, I think when that white lady was holding him, like just because she was screaming, she was weak. You know what I'm saying. She was like, ah, ah, I think it was like one of those moments. She was just weak in a moment. Yeah, like, I think a regular dude gonna be like on them sample bro, I don't even know what. This chucky because, because, like unc said, I'm gonna touch him inappropriately 1500 cardiac frame, what? What does that mean? I don't even think we should keep that in this episode. What, anyway, regardless, that has been the question of the week.
Speaker 1:Welcome to episode four of the internet city fm pod. Last episode was episode four. I said three in the last episode. You sure you know you bad when I'm no. Episode three on the last episode. What was episode four? I said three was the last episode. Oh, you sure no, episode three was the last episode. This is four. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:And Aaron's been telling me man, he has a lot of news. I got a lot of news. I haven't seen anything on the internet this morning, alright. And he's like don't go. That's aaron. Yeah, aaron, I'm mikey. Mikey, we started a channel called internet city and now we branched off to a podcast and other things.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm saying you ready, go ahead, break it, break it down. All right, first things. First, d rose is officially retired. Okay, he's officially retired. He what is it? It's 2024. He was mvp slash injured in 2011, 2012. Yeah, it's about time. Yeah, I'm surprised he made it this long. If we bought it, he was like you know what I'm done, you know this is it. He announced it. Um, my boy, your rage ain't taking it that well, I can believe that your rage is going. My boy, your rage is going through it.
Speaker 1:Ever since he got injured and then got traded, yeah, he's just been everywhere. Yeah, he's just been like I'll catch him. It's like, okay, he in new york now. And it's like, okay, I can keep up a tiny bit. And then he gone. Yeah, where the fuck did he go? Yeah, okay, he in detroit now. Okay, he with the. Didn't he have a stand with the cavaliers or something? Yeah, they just keep moving around, just kept. And the and the Timberwolves he was everywhere. So it's like ever since the Bulls days, I really haven't been able to keep track of where he been, but I'm surprised, I'm glad he played for that long. Yeah, surprised he played for that long after than like 08, I think. Yeah, I wish you would have never got hurt. That's that bad. Yeah, or that early on, yeah, like getting hurt is like probably inevitable for most people. Yeah, but like that series of yeah that early on, yeah, it is, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Now the next news. You know it's not something we usually talk about oh lord, uh, what are we? Where are we going with this? Um, but it's. It's very interesting. It has to do with offsetting Cardi B.
Speaker 1:I seen somebody tweet, I think. See, this says something about the tweets. It was vague though. It was like Cardi B get them or talk that shit, or something. I thought it was like she went out of verse or something. So, peep, oh, my God, this was crazy, bro. So let me explain all the news that I'm getting right now. Y'all, I just woke up, and it was today. I woke up at like 6 am. My melatonin wore off and I was like I couldn't fall back to sleep, so I just started looking for topics to talk about, right, and so I saw this. It was going kind of viral and I was like, oh, this is crazy. So cardi b, but cardi is his guardian.
Speaker 1:You know I'm saying okay, and offset cardi was on live. She was on live instagram, live on instagram, live, right, mind you, her and offset are are no longer together. Oh, they separated, okay, but they just had their final child, you know, together. Um, offset on the live said you fucked with a baby inside. Tell the truth, whoa, offset. Whoa. Meaning not him, not him, meaning she was with somebody else while she was pregnant. Cardi then responded in a tweet oh no, and the tweet said and did meaning she.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm saying but look, the reason why I'm bringing this up is not because that she did that while she was pregnant or whatever. You know, whatever the reason I'm bringing it up, I mean, to be honest, the reason kind of hot too. I'm like well, well, you broken up, so it ended like you are up. So at the end of it you are broken up, but at the same time, you are. But look, this is why it's crazy, this is why it's crazy. This is why it's crazy. This is why it's crazy. By all means, she is grown. She's grown and single, so it is what it is.
Speaker 1:At that point we got to keep it a B. The reason it's crazy crazy, because the people who are chiming in for cardi right, mind you, nobody really chimed, they went offset, cheated. Everybody's like whatever. So the the only stand stars are like you go, girl, get your lip. So all the hood dudes are up in arms. Like how dare y'all, how dare y'all support this, y'all evil sluts like I'm talking full-fledged like in, like bro, they write you. They write in thick pieces bro. Like it's, it's so funny, this bro, this is hilarious. They're like oh, you dirty horse, whoa, bro, it was one dude.
Speaker 1:One dude was literally like and it was the funniest thing I've ever read. He was like of course, let's get together. I was like bro. I was like bro, ain't, no way. I mean, let's be honest, bro. Why y'all this bad dude, cardi B or not, all this bad Cardi B or not?
Speaker 1:Let's say you're a single man. Yeah, there's a fine ass woman. Yeah, that's single, and she so happen to be pregnant and she like I need some. I'm taking it off. You're dropping it off. I'm dropping it off. You're dropping it off, bro. I can't impregnate you. I'm dropping it off. More than just the drop, bro. It's so crazy bro, cause, like they are literally in bro, they are up in arms and it's the funniest thing because one of the ones who said something is Miss B B-Nasty, miss B-Nasty, and boy, they dragging Miss B-Nasty. It's just.
Speaker 1:I think it's more funny from the outside looking in oh, my outside is hilarious. I think it's more funny because, like all the in, my outside is hilarious. I think it's more funny because it's like all the only stands women and SWs are supporting it and it's legitimately. And it's all the hood dudes, it's factual when they say all you W-H-O-R-E's, it's like it's not just them calling, it's technically what the word means, bro. It's funny because it's like. It's like bro, and the hood dudes are mad, they're and they're like bro. Y'all ain't had nothing to say when offset was out here doing hey, look, bro, I don't got no skin in the game. I just thought it was hilarious. I'm like, and they are mad, bro, it's kind of like um.
Speaker 1:This reminds me it's different topics, but john cannon on tiktok and peasy uh, two TikTokers that you know normally get a commentary on situations, both black Bro, they're going at it. Yeah, because of the Young Dolph situation Because of the Young Dolph situation. I'm not going to lie. Basically, john was saying that Young Dolph's situation, of him passing, is because of the life that he was involved in, yeah, whether he was out of that life or not. Yeah, and they like, oh, you can't. You can't speak on street stuff because you don't know nothing about you, at you from the suburbs.
Speaker 1:And he, like john, is basically saying what is me being for the sub? Why does that mean I can't speak on something that I'm seeing? Yeah, that when y'all, when the hood people quote, unquote can speak on everything else, but all of a sudden we try to speak on hook stuff, is we y'all immune? You're like no, it don't work that way. Yeah, and then he went on further. It's like, yes, young dolph, even though he wasn't in the life, that life still caught up to him. Yeah, there's no way and this is part of my opinion. Okay, there's no way.
Speaker 1:I, where, I don't, where did this segue come from? Because you, uh, talk about the hood. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's basically the john cannon versus peasy. Is basically peasy saying you can't speak on hood stuff? Yeah, yeah, because you're not from the hood? Yeah, it's like, no, y'all not immune to criticism. Yeah, just because we're not from the hood don't mean we can't talk about the hood. Yeah, uh, but it's like there's no way that young Dolph, while alive, had a hundred shots fired on his vehicle yeah, and it's not involved in street shit.
Speaker 1:They're not shooting at you, yeah, multiple times. You have an armored vehicle. Yeah, and you know you need an armor. There's no way you're driving around like that because you're a rapper, yeah, you're rapping about street shit, meaning the street niggas are probably mad and coming to you. He was apparently used to be in the street shit. Whether he was violent or not. Yeah, it doesn't matter if he was involved in it. There's plenty of reasons people can be mad at you and come after you. Yeah, for whatever, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1:So just because you weren't a violent hood dude, yeah, and like robbing people or killing people's family member, don't mean that life ain't after you, yeah, and then also you have you also have the stigma of jealousy. Jealousy even, even if even if you're no longer, even if you weren't violent the fact that you made it out of the hood and successful. That breeds jealousy. Literally the talking point for the past 10 years for like starting with like boosty and just rapper. It is like you make it out and you become a rapper like that especially rappers, but really anybody. Why are you going back? Yeah, you make it out. Don't go rapper.
Speaker 1:That's rapping about the lifestyle. Yeah, why are you? You're antagonizing these fools. That's already jealous. Yeah, why you can't go back?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you, why you try to go back to give back to your hood, do an event, do a concert, one thing, but to be just out there moving, yeah, you own, you own. Think about it. Think about it, and I have nothing against young dolph his career, and I have nothing against him, but think about it. You owned armor like bulletproof vehicles on the road traveling, but you're in a regular lamborghini at home where people are most jealous. No, I get it. I get it, bro, and they caught you at home, in your home city. Yeah, no, that's crazy. I ain't gonna hold y'all, though, but yeah, that's what that reminded me of.
Speaker 1:Just the, the people being mad about stuff. Yeah, the people being it don't matter where you from. You are not immune to criticism. Yeah, suburban people, rich people, poor people, hood people You're not immune to criticism. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta do better. Tying that in Cause I ain't know when the hell you went. Well, it's me of, you know, uh, but anyway.
Speaker 1:So what's next? On all the news, there's a lot, there's a lot, there's a lot. Jesus christ, um, the cool thing. Oh, we're gonna go into something cool real quick, before I go into something, nuts, uh, mark zuckerberg, marky, mark, marky, my boy, mark zerk, ufc champion, mark zuckerberg. So he has just dropped advanced glasses that are going to replace your smartphone.
Speaker 1:The glasses have their own camera. Whoa, internal apps, whoa, really cool, whoa, and it's meant to completely replace your phone. Whoa, whoa, they're tough, tough. Is there a price yet? I, bro, it's gonna be high. There's no price yet, but it's gonna be high. Bro, this ain't no bs apple, uh, vr headset that we already got y'all, just, y'all.
Speaker 1:Notice how that crap ain't nobody talking about the things? Yeah, it fell off already. Fell off, though, because we already knew. Yeah, bro, we already knew and it's cool. It's cool, but this sounds like the glasses you got the ray-bans. Yeah, that record videos. Just glasses that record videos already. It's cool.
Speaker 1:I think snapchat got some, too. They trying to release that is the snapchat glasses. Oh, that is the ray-ban. Metal works, now it works. All those apps, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah. So that I saw that I thought that was pretty. That's like the glasses that you see, the apps, yeah, that's gonna be pretty tough, that's gonna be pretty tough. That sounds.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking price wise. I'm thinking two of them, things at least about two, two bandaroonies, I feel like 2500, yeah, yeah, yeah, now guess who'll be getting it. Oh yeah, I'm getting a bear. I'm not missing this way. I'm getting the apple vr headset. I was like I'm the bro. That was stupid, that was like I should. We bro. I remember assemble was arguing about getting. We should have got it for content. We should have got it for content, bro, not even gonna lie, we should have, but we wasn't doing irl content at the time, at the time, yeah so, but now they drop a number two. They drop a number two, we'll get it for content, but, but these lasses, yeah, I'm getting them now.
Speaker 1:Uh, another little bit of, uh, interesting news before we go on to the crazy thing. Um, have you know the game ghosts of tsushima, right, yeah, all right. So they're making a sequel game called ghosts of yotai or yodi. I might be saying the name incorrectly.
Speaker 1:I, if you told me that men who play video games hate women. I would 100 believe you. The reason why I say that female main character. And they are at arms. They are so mad about it, bro, fellas, fellas, like they're bro, and the thing is that it's like they're so mad and they're so like crashing out about it. Bro, fellas, fellas, like they're bro, and the thing is that it's like they're so mad and they're so like crashing out about it. I'm like, bro, fellas, what? Why are we mad? Because let's not act like, let's literally not act like we don't have heavenly blade. Let's not act like we, we don't have horizon, zero dawn, laura croft, uh, bayonetta, there's enough.
Speaker 1:Female hell, the um, the last of us, the second game, like I don't understand, fellas, y'all be wanting stuff to be changed up, uh, innovative, all of this stuff. Now, being a female main character is not new. It's really not new at all. But a game of this variety, I feel like they're switching it up like that's cool, okay, female main character where it makes sense. This sounds like a good idea. I mean, it sounds interesting, bro, as as long as they have improved pieces of the game because it's a it's obviously a sequel they've improved things about the game, made a story just as good or better and done all the things they were supposed to do. Why does it matter? So look, let me tell you what it is.
Speaker 1:People are mad about it for one um. They're saying they wish it would have kept the same, because the last character was um, a dude. They wanted to continue his story. That bit, the bit of continuing his story. I cannot understand that. But to be this mad because it's a woman doesn't make sense, because there's also the second bit.
Speaker 1:They're up in arms saying, oh, um, it's woke, it's this, it's that. I'm like, bro, it it's not, it's not. To me it doesn't sound bad. Oh, is it because it's 300 years into the future? No, literally, everything I see is because it's a woman. Literally, literally, nothing, nothing about where it is. You can't, you can't be trying to make your point online about one thing, but everything that you put out is woman, is about the woman, woman, woman, woman, woman, woman, woman. So if you're really mad about the future thing, then you can't be talking about how she's a woman. Yeah, bro, it literally, literally.
Speaker 1:Even if it's 300 years in the future, I think that'd be closer to um, wouldn't that be closer to like the 1900s, because then the first game take place in like the 1600s. Because it's not even it's not even it's not future. If I from what I was reading, it's not even future. It's like it's still the past to us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, but like more in the future, bro, and people, people are mad about it. They are literally mad about it because it's a woman and I'm like bro, and I'm like that's outrageous the the amount of hate I'm seeing. I'm like nigga y'all. If I see why shorties don't like talking to y'all about games and anime facts, y'all be on this weird shit. I'm not gonna lie, it'd be weird and reasonably reasonable crash out if they just took an old character like that and made them gay per se. Yeah, that'd be like, okay, whoa, wait a minute. You just, you really push it. But like just because it's a woman, bro, or or even if it was a different race, like they did with um assassin's creed, assassin's creed, yeah, it's like, and niggas are mad about that.
Speaker 1:Historically it's still accurate, it can still be accurate historically. What are you mad? What are you mad at? Or like um the mermaid? Like the mermaid is a fictional character, bro. Yeah, I just, I really don't understand.
Speaker 1:Like, how can you love video games, love all this, love video games, love innovation, love, uh, love women, love women? And then you find a reason to hate this, bro, and it's, it's, and it's so bad that the actual voice actor has started just blocking people? I'm like, bro, y'all niggas, lame, y'all lame bro, ever come out? It came out, it hasn't they? They uh pushed it off, they pushed it out, they pushed it all. So it doesn't. I think they they have. So it doesn't drop till, I think, later next year, but I think it's something to do with development, like to me, to me, I don't think, bro, I feel like niggas hating on it for no reason.
Speaker 1:I think it's a lot of those that are sexist and they don't believe, but sexist or misogynistic and they don't think that they are. Yeah, and you probably combine that with the ones that hate women because the women don't like them, like them. The ones that they've tried to go for, yeah, the few that they've tried to go for didn't like them back, so they like took that, or taking that out with their mindset. It's like one get better at life, yeah, better, yeah, whether that's appearance, health, mindset, whatever, bro, whatever, but being mad at a video game because there's a woman. It's so lame. Come on and look, bro, it's so bad.
Speaker 1:It's so bad that the ex sony boss, uh, sean layden, was. So he, he put out a statement about it because so many people were so unhappy about it and he states if you're mad that it's a female protagonist, if you don't like it, don't buy the game. Yeah, just literally. If that's how he was like bro, don't even, we don't even want your money. Bro, well, like, why are you, why are you even thinking about buying the game, bro? Well, they're not gonna buy it regardless, they would. It's they're mad because they were hoping for a certain thing with the sequel. Yeah, so that's where you know they're not going to buy it. You just got to let it go, bro. Unless they come out and everybody's like, oh my God, this game is so good. Then they're going to be like all right, I guess I'll play it. And the truth be told, bro, it's like the Ghost of Tsushima sequel. And the truth be told, bro, you can't say that. It's pandering.
Speaker 1:We're tired of all this being forced down our throat. What's being forced down your throat? You're tired of what's? One female lead character, bruh. Y'all niggas ain't never seen. Y'all niggas ain't never seen mulan shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1:Last couple years, all I've been hearing is gaming's dead. This is we need, bro. We need to wait. What are we talking about? What are we talking about, bro, this year? And see, like, what are we talking about? Y'all are making problems all summer. I've been here in school oh my god, gaming is back. Oh my god. And they drop a female character. Y'all man. What are we doing, bro? Thanks bro. And that shit, stella blade drop. Oh, this game is so awesome because y'all y'all horny fucks bro. Y'all niggas whine, bro, shut up.
Speaker 1:The fact, the fact you're saying, oh, this is forcing and pandering. If it's a good story, bro, with good villains and bosses and good fighting techniques and mechanics and good graphics, what the fuck does it matter? Or female, bro, is I? I don't think you understand how crazy it is to say that it's pandering to put a woman main character. You sound like you've never. It sounds like you've never experienced who, uh, develops this game. Uh, I don't know who develops ghost of tsushima. Who's the ghost of tsushima developer? I genuinely don't know like. I just feel like. I feel like niggas, just niggas, are weird, the character being a woman. It's, bro, that's so stupid.
Speaker 1:The reason they did it is because they was, literally, they was probably like this is the last thing people would be worried about, this is the last thing. And then they dropped the news and they was like, wait a minute, y'all worried about that. She can fight the trailer. The trailer, I'm not sure. I'm not sure, or, or, it might. It might have been out, it might have been, it might be sucker punch studios.
Speaker 1:Okay, bro, I'm gonna be real, bro, truth be told, bro, if you have a problem with the game, bro, you got something internal you need to work on, because this is it's the most, especially if the trailer ain't even out, bro, if, even if it is out, bro, even if it is out, this is the dumbest thing to complain about. Like you're complaining, we supposed to be worried about the movement, mechanics and movements. We're a graphic, the game. We're worried. Oh, because it's a female main character. What They've been doing that since the 90s, what, jesus Christ?
Speaker 1:And somebody just said that gaming is for everybody. Gaming is for kids, boys, girls, women, men, old, young. Gaming is for everybody, bro. They were trying to say it was pushing and pandering for putting Yasuke in the new Assassin's Creed.
Speaker 1:Me personally, I didn't care that he was in it. I was like, oh okay, that's cool. Like I thought it was cool, but I didn't care that he was in it. I was like, oh okay, that's cool, like I, I thought it was cool, but I didn't care the fact niggas was upset about it was nuts. Like damn, everything gotta be for you, bro, like and this is historically accurate everything gotta be exactly to your one liking bro, exactly bro, I'm looking. I'm like, dude, you can't, you can't be diverse in the types of things you take in. Like, bro, it's so, it's so lame.
Speaker 1:Personally, even if I was a hardcore gamer and, okay, let's go for movies and tv shows, I like movies and tv shows. I don't give a damn who or what the main character is human animal, dog, woman, female, young, old, black, white, asian. If the story is hard, I'm watching. And human animal, dog, woman, female, young, old, black, white, asian, da-da-da-da-da-da. If the story is hard, I'm watching. And the cinematography looks good, I'm watching it, I'm watching it, I'm watching it.
Speaker 1:Same goes with games. I don't like Assassin's Creed Shadow because of Yasuke. I don't like it because Ubisoft is trash. Ubisoft is trash. It's not out yet. Are you saying it that you don't like it because of yasuke or that that doesn't matter? Ubisoft is trash, I agree, but like, but like. Why the fuck are we mad that it's like, that he's in the game? Okay, ubisoft is trash, right. Ubisoft is dog shit, all right, look. Ubisoft is trash, right, yeah, but niggas like the assassin's creed series, yeah.
Speaker 1:So how do you know if they were trash with this particular game if the game ain't out yet? Yeah, bro. And let's be real, bro, you got was a trailer for the game, bro, bro. And look, and I'll be the first to say, bro, I am not a ubisoft, nobody can.
Speaker 1:After ubisoft said that bullshit about um, them pulling, uh, that we won't own games, I'm done, I'm yeah. Nigga, I'm not, I'm not supporting y'all they could be making. They could be making bad decisions for other games and they stance on shit. But if the game ain't out yet and you ain't played it, yeah, you can literally not say that the game is trash if you ain't played it. Japan, japan, even said it's not accurate. Nigga, do you? I literally can't argue with y'all because the craziest part, y'all can't see how, yeah, like flawed the logic is nobody. Okay, let's say, let's say you, yusuke, yasuke is not accurate. Yeah, the game ain't out yet, so nobody knows if it's trash or not. Also, also, also, nobody knows what's the word you just said.
Speaker 1:What is it what? What is it Mike? You don't know what the name? No, what is it? What is Assassin's Creed Accurate? No, what is it A game? It's a fucking. It's fake. They didn't disappoint y'all when they created us. That's great. It's fucking fake.
Speaker 1:We, we are complaining about shit. That is fake. What are we? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? What do we, when it comes out, like y'all are y'all, y'all keep crying and making problems over stupid shit. All i'ma say is, when it comes out and you play it and you think the story is bad, so be it, so be it. You think the fight mechanics are bad, or the graphics look like shit, or the bosses are too easy, so be it, so be it. The shit is delayed, it ain't even out yet, bro.
Speaker 1:Also, we have somebody in chat saying uh, there were black samurais, but they were never in the limelight, they were treated like slaves. Hey, let me ask you a quick question. Um, have you not seen the yasuke fucking anime on netflix that put him in the limelight. That doesn't matter. Nigga fuck is we talking about? Yeah, fuck are we talking about. Anyway, bro, when a game drop, we'll see if they got right to be mad.
Speaker 1:The truth be told, bro, I think we need to stop nitpicking and finding problems and shit just because they're bro. You know how many bro? I say this all the time when I go to play a game, right, when I go to play any game, the one thing I always do oh, I want to make my character look cool, right, right, I don't care what he, I don't care if he's black, white, chick dude, I want to make my character look cool, that's. You know what the difference might be? Aaron, what one.
Speaker 1:We're older, yeah, so it's like we've seen a lot of shit, heard a lot of shit. This shit is just old and tired. Yeah, two, we happen to be and I'm not saying the people in the chat are not, or the people that are complaining or not, but we happen to be minorities. So it's like we don't. I think our viewpoint on life is because it's skewed a little bit in a certain direction. Yeah, because it's like. It's like we are already delivered. Yeah, we don't get it as it already, so we're not. We're not too particular about it, it's like we're not.
Speaker 1:I just want something cool and fun. Yeah, I don't personally experience a whole lot of racism or whatever, but even then having a perspective to know that it's out there and all the stuff, yeah, like bro, shit from your grandparents and all that stuff, yeah, it's like I don't expect too much. Yeah, I just want it to be a cool story, good game, good graphics, and it's like I don't give a damn what the person is. Prime fucking example uh, first descendant. Right, when we got on first descendant, the first thing I did on first descendant was, oh, let me go find a black character. The first thing I said was let me go find the coolest character I can find. Yeah, the coolest character I like it's it's.
Speaker 1:It's a difference in perspective and context for situations, because it's like when they made when disney made a little mermaid black didn't think nothing. Yeah, literally, it didn't cross my mind like, oh, the mermaid's black. It was just like, oh, uh, hallie is the mermaid. That's cool, yeah, but in other people's eyes you made the mermaid, you made it black. It was literally. My mom was like oh, hallie got a cool role as the mermaid. Like, why does that matter? Like making a new mermaid movie.
Speaker 1:I hope the live action adaptation is accurate. Well, is like follows the story. Yeah, like, bro, I just I'll be hoping, bro, and I think, like with me, bro, I just be hoping stuff is cool. Like, for example, star wars, the last, like the last three in the series. Like, um, but amen, bro, I will never, to the day I die, I'll never forget this.
Speaker 1:Uh, I think it was episode, because there's there's nine star wars, right, when seven dropped and they showed finn the black dude holding the lightsaber, right, they were up in arms. They were so mad, right, I saw it the craziest part, they were so mad about it and I was like mace windu was black, so I could see a black jedi. Like, I didn't think nothing of it, right, but they was like, ah, ah, they were so mad. He sure fucking was. They were so mad. It was right, it was the eight, seventies, eighties, no, that was uh early. Two thousands.
Speaker 1:No, I'm thinking about the other dude you're thinking about uh from the, the shooter. That was his name. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking about the other dude where they went to his planet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But mace windu, the purple lightsaber sub, oh, I haven't watched, though I haven't watched the next three yet. Yeah, okay, you're the first one, okay.
Speaker 1:So mace windu was black and I'm like why is this a problem? Like that he's a black guy. And then, like, when they're like, oh, he's not the main character, they were like, oh, thank god, and they found out it was a woman. It was like what the fuck? What, what? And I, god damn, bro, and I'll never forget, I'll never forget the discourse online where they're like I'd rather it be a white one than a black guy. And I'm like dude, this is nuts, this is nuts. And it's like, bro, I think I think people just need to like, I think we're a little bit more open-minded to stuff, very much so. And like I'll be like all right, cool, that's cool, like, and I like I don't look to make things. What a lot of people make them.
Speaker 1:You know what's crazy about Star Wars I just seen it in chat what? It's a trilogy within a trilogy. Yeah, like, it's a trilogy. And then they dropped the. It was technically a prequel to the trilogy, but they dropped another trilogy and now they're like the trilogy itself is the next part, which is kind of like that's what, that's what? Fast and Furious is that too, but it's four. It's a fast and furious is gonna have 12 movies, oh, and 10 was the last one. Yeah, oh, the last one was gonna be broken into two parts, okay, okay, okay, yeah, that's, that's a cool way to to do it. Yeah, it's a four-part series broken into three movies per part. Okay, I like that. I like that.
Speaker 1:All right, you guys, we got a game for today. Wait, wait, whoa, one more bit of news. Wait, save it for after the. No, you want to hear this now? No, no, no, wait, just say it break it down, break it, break it down. We're gonna play the game first. All right, you know, I'm saying, and then we're going to come back to the news.
Speaker 1:All right, the game for today is word association, all right. So I'm going to say a word. For example, if I say fish, aaron has to say a word associated with that. So that could be an ocean animal, that could be ocean, that could be just anything associated with the word I say. Then I have to say I have to come back with a word associated with his word. Okay, so if I say fish and he could say shark, then I could say jaws, then he could say movie, then I could say blade. Okay, you know, I'm saying all right, all right.
Speaker 1:And then obviously is there a time limit, like what's the goal? Until one of us can't say a word yeah, yeah, we'll do two or three rounds, depending on how fast or long that they go. All right, man. And if your word doesn't correlate, that means you didn't get it Okay. And if you take too long, if you're like ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah, you lost. Okay, all right man. So I'm going to let you start it off. My brother, all right, take it away.
Speaker 1:Word association in three two, one Disney Movies, lion King, mufasa, lion, cat, dog Sterling, simba's dog Streamer because Simba's a streamer Content Internet, t-mobile Internet, t-mobile Cell phone Phone bill, iphone, samsung, laptop, apple Didn't I do Apple? Apple TV, chromecast, netflix, hulu, amazon Prime, disney Plus, hbo, max, streaming service, spotify, apple Music, podcast, internet City, fm, internet City, reactions Fuck, yes, yes, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me. We was going, we was going, we was going, we was going, we was going All right, we was going all right. Uh, if this goes for a long, this will be the last round. If it's short, we'll do another round. All right, all right, that's one, it's one. That was crazy. In fact, we can just do best two out of three. Okay, we do best. Two out of three. All right, here we go. Count us down three, two, one door dash, food delivery, pizza, cc's, papa John's, pepperoni cheese, pineapple, fruit, apples, kiwi, oranges, bananas, produce store grocery, bakery. Let's go. I could have said it, I prayed me let's go, let's go. It's like it was easy, but it wasn't. Let's go, let's go, let's go. It's like it was easy, but it wasn't. Let's go. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Time breaker. Time breaker all right, all right, all right, I can't say anything. Damn it, yeah, okay, all right, here we go. I'm gonna try to throw them off this time. All right, I thought it was my turn. I started. Yeah, it's, it's because you want to reply fast, but you also want to make it hard. Yeah, yeah, I got you. It's like a push in a pool. All right, go ahead. Three, two, one Tree.
Speaker 1:Oxygen, h2o, water, liquid gas, stove, fire place, person, people, thing, subject history, noun, adverb, sentence, words, dictionary. Thesaurus art Hitler, the Holocaust Dictionary. Thesaurus Art Art Hitler, hitler, the Holocaust, germany War, world War I, world War II, usa Oil Gas you already did gas. Can you say it again? I said gas. You said gas earlier. Well, I meant gas as in like. Does that count? Is there two different ways to say like gas as in like a vapor, but then gas as in liquid? I guess, yeah, I guess Okay. Car Does that count? I guess it counts. Car, okay, just go ahead, give us something, we can go.
Speaker 1:Car, car truck, durango, hellcat, whipple, supercharger, exhaust, smoke, fumes, uh pollution, uh atmosphere. Exxon mobile refinery, bp, oil spill, ocean, gulf of Mexico, fish, shark, shrimp, crab, predators, prey, coil. I don't fuck. I lost, yes, yes, I lost, I'm wearing coil out of this. What the fuck is a coil? A coil is a is a. Yeah, that was good, that was good. That was good. That was good, that was good. Alright, that has been. That was good, that was good, that was good, all right, that has been Word Association. Hope you like that game. Let us know if y'all like that. I like that. I like that If you actually made it this far in the podcast.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and comment coil down below. I don't know why I said coil. I was trying to say koi like koi. All right, uh, what's the last story of the day that you got for us man? You said I want to hear it. So I'm interested.
Speaker 1:All right, do you know a man by the name of eric adams? No, all right. Well, eric adams is the mayor of new york city, or once was, or once was. All right. Eric adams at one point in time gave a certain Sean Puffy Combs oh, the key to New York, the key to the city. Oh, now you might be asking. You know what a oh? Why are you bringing up Eric Adams?
Speaker 1:Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted on federal criminal charges, according to sources familiar with the situation, making him the first sitting current mayor in new york's history to face charges while in office. So he was the mayor just now, currently, and he's facing charges related to diddy. I'm not sure if it's related to diddy, but the fact diddy's diddy had the mayor at the Diddy parties lathered up in baby oil. Whoa crazy bro. Whoa crazy. Did he work for that key bro? I look, all I'm saying. It was insane. That's this. Did they release the charges? Uh, they haven't released the charges yet, or this morning, when I saw it, they hadn't released the charges.
Speaker 1:There's no clues on like what? Uh, what he, what he going down for? Uh, it doesn't say. But was the mayor the one? Did he was giving that work in the audio? No, he said. The dude said that was me. Oh my god. He said you think the mayor got that work? Nah, I think the mayor was in on on some. Oh, wow, oh, I think he might have paid the mayor off for something. Potentially, yeah, it could be something like he paid the mayor off to hide something. Yeah, or the mayor was in on some dirt with him. Yeah, in on some dirt, bro, do you got anything for this podcast? I do not. All right, I found I called him and told him about this last night, so I do know something. Yeah, remember how? Aaron? Oh, no, I think we might've recorded it offline. We recorded it offline. We recorded it offline.
Speaker 1:Episode three Aaron talked about how he found a TikToker named your favorite investigator. Yeah, she's a private investigator. Yeah, she follows. She gets hired, obviously, to follow people for certain reasons, whether it be they think they're their significant other is cheating, or they want to follow their dad for something, or whatever. Yeah, aaron was telling us about this in episode three, which we recorded offline. So chat, don't know. Yeah, right, I'm like, oh, she sounds cool, I'm scrolling. Last night she popped up on my feed. She starts talking.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh, this the girl I'm watching with a video. She flipped the camera around to show the person she was following. Yep, I said wait, wait, wait, wait, wait now. But when she flipped it it started off unblurred and it faded to blurred. So I'm like, oh, maybe she meant to just have them blurred. No, she was showing the whole person that she's like.
Speaker 1:In this particular video, the dude was innocent. It was a daughter hired her to follow her 60 plus year old dad and, um, because the daughter thought the dad might have been cheating, whatever, dad was just out enjoying his time. He was literally just on a solo date day, just listening to music, going to the shop, getting dad was just chilling. So dad was innocent. But I'm like in my head, I'm like there's no way. Maybe she's just showing him because he's innocent. No, no, nope, every investigation she's showing the person.
Speaker 1:She, whether they got both, bro, I ain't gonna lie, this gotta be some kind of illegal. That's what I thought I thought she when you told us about it. I thought she was just telling the story of how she no person and not revealing who the no, she's revealing. Yes, she's following, bro. This is that's why I said when she was recording in the restaurant and she flipped the camera, she really flipped. Yes, bro, yeah, like she, really, as long as it's public, it's allowed, I guess. Well, yeah, I guess that's crazy. I just didn't think it was like, it was like that. Yeah, I thought it was. No, I told him a private investigator.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying for the girlies that like mess, that's mad. If you like mess drama, that's, she's the go-to. I low-key. I didn't go watch any more or less because you'll be like oh, but you're like, oh, I kind of want to go watch. That's crazy, dog, low-key. Yeah, that's a reaction.
Speaker 1:For the second channel. Yeah, bro, watching a couple and then picking the best one as the title thumbnail nah, that's great. That's our reaction for the second channel. Yeah, bro, it's watching a couple and picking the best one as the title thumbnail nah, that's great. That's low key. Um, let's try it. We could comment and see you down. Yeah, now look, last thing we got to talk about before. Uh, we give creator of the week on episode three. Her name is your favorite investigator. Matter of fact, he mentioned it last episode. That's my creator of the week, bro. I didn't think she was like. I told you hold us on her, bro. Yeah, my creator of the week, your favorite investigator on tiktok.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so, on episode three, when we were offline, I started reading this story on r slash manipulation about how this man's wife of two months cheated on him. Um, now, since I've went back to the the post, he's redacted a lot of information so I can no longer see how old he is or how old she is right. However, the bit I do remember, right, the bit I do remember was he. He got some. He was like hey, I want some. You know. Time apart, I want some time to myself. I don't think we should talk right now. I need to figure some stuff out. Okay, right, that's the part I basically remember, like, hey, just give me some space. Now he posts the screenshot that he posts that she sent him. It's still up.
Speaker 1:These are her messages of the wife of less than two months who got caught cheating. All right, oh, oh, just that story, okay, okay. Okay. Now here are the messages and I'm gonna read them verbatim. It just shows me you don't care. You're fucking with my emotions. I really don't think I can do this much longer. I don't know who you are anymore.
Speaker 1:This is after he asks for hey, I don't, I need some space. You don't care that I don't have anyone. You're just going to go hang out with people and make sure I'm all alone. You're not the person I married. You don't care that I don't have anyone. You're just going to go hang out with people and make sure I'm all alone. You're not the person I married. I don't know who you are anymore. I really don't. I understand you're in pain, but if you cheated on me, I would never do what you're doing to me. You're not even fighting for us.
Speaker 1:Wait, this is the wife saying all this. What? At first it sounded like the guy, but this is the wife saying this you never really actually have. She's the one that cheated. Yes, she's the one that cheated. Yes, I'm gonna leave you alone. You're not gonna hear from me. You're hurting me so bad. You made our friends turn against me like actually, fuck you, I have no one because of you. She cheated on him and sent that manipulative ass. You don't care that I have no one. You're not the person I married. All of that sounded like that. Sounded like what he should have been. I'm like, oh, in my head, I'm like, oh, he's saying this and then he about to air, about to tell us her response, which would be the minute. No, that was the manipulation.
Speaker 1:Yes, bro, imagine, chat, I gonna cheat on my wife that I married two months ago. I cheated on her after marriage and I cheated on her before we even got married. I've been cheating on her the whole time she find out and I hit her with. You don't care that I'm alone, you're not the person I married. You just want me to. Da, da, da, da. What, bro? She's terrible, horrible, horrible. That's the dope. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:The gas, that's gaslighting at his finest. That's what aaron's good at. If y'all don't know, aaron's very good at gaslighting, not as a no, not as a cheater, but like jokingly, as a creator and like friends with me and simba simba the god, on youtube and twitch. Uh, aaron is a level 10 gaslighter in terms of content. She's a level 10 gaslighter in terms of being a shitty human being. So, and the the craziest part, the craziest part, and that's already insane.
Speaker 1:But the reason why I brought that up that whole reddit is insane. Oh r slash manipulation, that whole reddit. You got another one, bro. It got so. No, it got so bad. I left when I said, bro, give it, don't tease us like that, bro, just give us, give us something. Twin bro, manipulation. They really be trying, bro, bro, like it was. Like I was like dude, it really some crappy people out here. Dog, y'all gotta be. You know what I'm saying. Let's see. Y'all gotta be careful With who you getting to know. Take the red flags, people. Take the red flags. Yeah, gaslighting for laughs is cool. Gaslighting to burn someone is something else. Definitely I'm trying to find one that's like tame enough. Yeah, dude, that's it. That's insane. You got to say that Finding one that's tame enough for the podcast is crazy work, because some of these are just.
Speaker 1:I was gonna ask if you've ever gaslit anybody seriously, but I don't think I ever have. I don't think I've never got. I've gaslit aaron on stream, like doing it on purpose to be funny. I've gotten gaslit before. I've definitely gotten gas. That shit's so bad. That's. It's like are you serious, bro, that shit's so. Are you serious?
Speaker 1:I got gas lit in a former relationship it's nine times out of ten it's probably gonna be relationship wise got gas lit in a relationship by the parent and then I flipped the situation to the parent's child and was like, if your child was in this situation, what would you do? And she told me the exact opposite of what she was trying to get me to do. So I'm like, if that's what you would want your child to do, why are you trying to tell me to do this? Bro? These are crazy bad. Dude, alex bell is the spongebob theory guy he's uploaded there, apparently.
Speaker 1:Oh, margin gas likes aaron to be gay. Bro, these are really bad, is there? They're that bad you can't read them. Um, okay, I'll read one. I'll read one. Um, yeah, these are so.
Speaker 1:Hey, just take a swing, bro, it don't even matter. We, we here for the bad, we here for the bad, absolutely. You know what I'm saying. It starts with you're literally all I think about, and I can't escape it. Her response. That can't be true. You have a whole life. I don't have a life, and I won't have a life unless I have my beautiful baby girl back in my life. Okay, I never wanted us to break up or die separately, but it's going to happen. I'm going to die alone and you will die with someone you don't truly love.
Speaker 1:This is the dude trying to say this. Yes, no one cares. I cry all the fucking time like I can't stop. I fucking hate it, but it's what I did to myself. Why do you think I can't find true love, narcissistic much. Laugh my ass off like you were my whole world or something. I never feel that again.
Speaker 1:Dumb. I wonder what he did. I'ma just read a little bit more. Okay, why do you think? Okay? So she said you know why I'm a lot dumb. He said you will find love, but it won't be the same. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Her response good, laugh my ass off. That's the point. What we had was toxic and not love. This was her response.
Speaker 1:Fucking hate you that you say that I love you and it doesn't matter if you, if you don't fucking love me or not, I love you. You are the best beautiful girl in the world. You don't see it as love because I'm just crazy and I can't have feelings, and it goes on to just a lot of just nutty shit. A lot of nutty shit Like what? Okay, you can't just blue ball us like this, all right, how crazy is he? This better be as nutty, as you say. There's not as many faces. I want you to love me and want me to be alive without added death. Which who's saying this? Him, wait, you don't care, though, so it hurts more, and that's what my life is over. You don't care how I feel. I love you so fucking much and you don't care. You would rather be with other people. I'm not explaining how I feel. I'm dying on the sixth, wait, wait. All of a sudden, he died. On the sixth.
Speaker 1:What, what, what the hell did he do, bro? The craziest part, bro, it really be niggas out here like this bro, it's really be like I understand, like, oh dang, I liked you, or you know, I did this, I thought we had a thing. And she's like oh, I asked you all right, alright, cool, alright, bet, i'ma see my way out. Emote on his ass. But this nigga, on the 6th, the date he gave a date, he gave a date. That's crazy, that's crazy, that's insane. But regardless, man, don't be manipulative. Don't let people manipulate you don't try to fight Freddy Krueger and Jason and Michael Myers out here. Yeah, oh, go for Chucky.
Speaker 1:So you gave your creator of the week, oh, your creator of the week. My creator of the week is Nate the Hoof Guy. He's cleaning horse hooves, bull, bull hooves, bull and cow hooves. Okay, it is my great. It's so disgusting, but it's so awesome, like. It's like one of those things where it's like this is this is how does that not hurt them? That's what I'm saying. I'll be like have you watched any? I've seen them. Yeah, they're. They're freaking awesome. They're. No, they're freaking.
Speaker 1:I enjoy it's like the ladies that, oh, no, it's nowhere near it, but it's nowhere near the ladies that watch pimple. It's the equivalent. It's the equivalent. It's not equivalent. I would much rather watch hoof cleaning. Yeah, I can't watch pimple popping, pimple popping, I can't. But like, maybe it'd be like it's a small hairline fracture. Yeah, nah, and i'ma leave it. I'ma leave this. Created a week, um, because it was a genius. You had a game one, but that was just like spur of the moment, like because you know I'm saying you know, I'm saying her name. Let me pull it up. It's a but her.
Speaker 1:Her content is basically retelling like series that we might have seen, like, uh, mila tequila, I think, is her name. Okay, mila tequila is her name. She hasn't uploaded in a year, though, which is crazy, but the last thing she uploaded was a complete retelling of mtv's the jersey shore. Oh, that's cool. In two parts. Each episode is over two hours long.
Speaker 1:When I say she is literally in her room, dressed like the early 2000s, in this particular one, uh, she has other videos that are similar to that. Obviously she needs to upload again, but in her room, dressed like the early 2000s, even the camera is filmed Like you got to send it to me. It's like film I can show you. I can show you right now with her. Y'all have to go look her up, mila Tequila, yeah, this is Damn, where's her. Even the camera looks like early 2000s. She has a camcorder in the background.
Speaker 1:Like she's literally telling each episode, like all seasons yeah, I'm out of here Each episode going through it. Obviously, some episodes she's like we can kind of fast forward through this episode because nothing much happened, but it through this episode because nothing much happened. But it's like from the. She got b-rolls, she got screenshots, she got clips playing for the whole. Yeah, I'm gonna check it out. I'm gonna check it out. I'm gonna check it out. I'm like what's her name is mila tequila? Yeah, send her to me. Even her name sounds like early 2000s. I'm gonna check it out, because wasn't it tequila, tequila or something in the flavor of love? I'm gonna definitely. Yeah, no, I was like, yeah, that's genius, because like that to me, yeah, doing that for whatever you like is that's a lot of work, cause you got to write down all the notes for each episode and go through it all. That's still pretty cool. That's still, though, and the what bro chat. Let me feel y'all.
Speaker 1:Amber, I'm going to take a guess we're going to end the episode on a little revenue, guess. Okay, this video is. It's about jersey shore. It's two hours and 24 minutes long. It has 2.1 million views.
Speaker 1:If I had to guess on the watch time, I would say the average watch time. The average is an hour. There's no matter of fact. I would say an hour and a half, because on our three-hour mean comps, on our two-hour, three hour mean comps, she made about 40k on that one video. You say 40k, she made about 40k, 40k. I would. I would go with his guess. I would say, yeah, that video is about a 40k, so, um, that's very much worse.
Speaker 1:Taking notes on every episode, she had to re-watch it all. Yeah, she had to go back re-watch it all, take notes and tell the story like a woman that loves jersey shore. I'm wrong with that. That is crazy. I'm gonna have to check it out. And then somebody I know, my friend that I discovered this youtuber through she watched the whole. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna check it out both parts back. Bruh, I'm gonna check it out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but before we, uh, we're gonna end the message, we're gonna end the stream, not in the stream, the in the podcast on a message from me to you and I. I got this quote and it's probably one of the hardest quotes I've seen in a long time. We lost ourselves, we lost our dreams. In the pursuit of great, we fail to do good. We have to make it right. That holds so hard because, when you think about it, we strive for greatness and to be the best, so bad. Sometimes we, we, we lose sight of sight of some some other things that and and to make just making good content, fun content, making good choices, being good people, I ain't gonna lie bro. Yeah, I'm sorry this is another tangent. Y'all don't care because y'all listening to a podcast. You probably driving or whatever, you're whatever anyway.
Speaker 1:Um, this morning, before I was getting in the shower, I was looking through the city boys channel. Somehow I stopped on the pimp video. The uh, mickey became a pimp and it was a bad idea. So I don't know what I was looking at, but I watched that bit from the edits. The editor was cooking, can't lie, editor was cooking. That the old editor we had, he was cooking.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm saying uh, but the idea itself, mixed with how we improv that mug and then you add the edit on top of it, bruh, it was so like. It was so like I felt good about that. It's a year later, year later, year and a half later. I felt so good about the fact that we put that video out. Yeah, it was like it's because I had the idea to like all right, I'm gonna. I want to play a pimp character on my stream whose hoes don't respect him and we're in therapy, me. Me is the pimp and the girl as the hoe is in therapy with you, the therapist. And then when we set it up.
Speaker 1:Aaron was like I got an idea. He went, put on his wig, his sweater, then he went, got some other stuff, put some, uh, plastic trash bags on the seat where I was gonna sit. He got this bag of items like what the hell is he up to? Turns out, if you ain't seen the video, go check it out. But spoiler alert, he took me through after I explained why we was in therapy. He took me through a freaking test to where the hoe who was played by carmen ended up dumping baby powder and mayonnaise and egg whites and mustard all over me.
Speaker 1:And no, this was not planned. So it's like when we in our like, have fun, be impulsive, be creative and just all out, just be us. It's fucking like the cookout. When we had the cookout on stream fourth of july and you, he randomly became this unc character dude, what the fuck was you doing? I mean, you know, bro, he fucking lit the grill on a big fire on the grill. Wasn't planned. He got on his bike and started revving it and hit one of our cars. Wasn't planned. Three, six, like donuts in the backyard. None of that was planned, we was just.
Speaker 1:But it was like one of the funniest streams and videos that we put out. So it's like when we stay true to who we are and come with the goal of like, just being the best version of ourself and giving them something that they would really like, enjoy and appreciate, it's not only the funnest for us but it's the best for everybody. Yeah, and that's what allows us to be great. And it's like I felt like that for the past week and a half. Um, because we really been like quote unquote, cooking again. Yeah, with like everything from the podcast is just talking, but it's fun. Uh, the little challenges we do in the we've done in the living room. We recorded four in the living room.
Speaker 1:Uh, fun, we drove to narrator's house, spurred a moment day before decision, just to film one video. It was a very simple video, freaking fun and like. When we finished, I'm like, yeah, this type of creation is my fentanyl, like I'm so ready to do another one. It don't matter if it's just me and Aaron, it don't matter if it's us and a guest, it don't matter if it's us and a guest, it don't matter if we got to fly to Simba for one for two hours. Bro, it's fricking fun. Yeah, like it. And like when the video, when the jokes are rolling and we're laughing and the challenge is fun the word association game I'm like, okay, it's just two of us, but I feel like it'll still be. This is like.
Speaker 1:I feel like we cooking again, yeah, and we are literally about to be cooking again, also because we got more cooking streams to do. Um, we need to get margin down here for the grill off. We need to get margin down here for the grill off. I need to find an opponent for something. I'm just trying to make sure we're not sick when we get them out here, because I'm still calling true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true.
Speaker 1:But yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just, it's just fun and great when you're in the bag of who you are. Yeah, and not necessarily it's good to like push the boundary and try to be great and all that, but you got to remember who you are and where you thrive. Yeah, you know I'm saying so. That's your. That quote brought me to the, reminding me of that and you know, it's just we, we, we cooking again. Yeah, I agree, we cooking again. Uh, that's going to be episode four of the internet city FM podcast. We got a stream to continue. Yeah, stream's not over, but the podcast is over, if you made it this.
