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InternetCity Season 1 Episode 9

Ever had one of those moments where the ground could swallow you up? We've all been there! Picture this: you're serenading your crush with your most dazzling playlist, only for them to walk in during the most embarrassing track. Or how about the time you found yourself in a dance-off with someone you didn't expect? This episode is packed full of these knee-slapping, cringe-worthy encounters, from leaky Discord chats to childhood salute blunders. It's a rollercoaster of laughter and empathy as we navigate the unpredictable tide of life's awkward challenges.

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Speaker 1:

Survey said in two or three sentences what's your most embarrassing story? Okay, mayor of Delta put I stayed in. A male and female was about to get freaky with meat. My crush walked in and saw my junk half masked. What, what Wait? What does this even mean? I don't think we should unpack it, so we just going to go ahead. What does this even mean? Because I ain't going to lie my crush ever seen my thing half masked? They packet, so we just gonna go. What does this even mean? Because I ain't gonna lie my crush ever seen my thing? Have mad they gonna play okay, oh. Oh, they're gonna be, they're gonna be surprised, okay, basically I'm getting from the story. Basically, his crush walked in on him, bro, that's that's. That's what I can gather from nicholas.

Speaker 1:

The living legend put two years. I don't believe it. I don't believe it if y'all don't know. Nick had a history of lying like two years ago. I don't believe it. I don't believe it if y'all don't know. Nick had a history of lying like two years ago for no reason. So aaron does no longer believes anything. But nick says two years ago, my best friend invited me to her party. When I went to the party there was a lot of people and the lights were very dim so I couldn't see no one. When I went to the dance floor, this one chick wanted to dance with me, but when the lights turned on it was a man. The whole time. That sucks. Run on sentences, nick. But that's your punctuation. Punctuation, but that's crazy.

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Bro gabby put oh god, I was in class doing my work and listening to music and all of a sudden everyone could hear me humming. My teacher called me out and told me if I needed to go to the nurse's office. And I said no and told me it kind of sounded like you were having trouble coughing. Oh, oh, that's more, damn Gabby. Jesus Christ. The Sayaman wrote. I was in 10th grade and at the top of the class. I talked in a friend group discord and the message is leaked I had to drop out and get a GED. Oh, you, how? What was you saying, bro? It had to be. It had to be bad for you to for you to drop out. You were top of your class to drop out and get a GED because you was talking shit. You had a bro. You had to be. Oh, they was all. They was about to be on your bumper. Yeah, they was somebody about to whoop your ass. Hey, that boy is move cities. I'll tell you that much, bro.

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Eric f wrote got really wasted and went with a solid nine to her apartment in college. She passed out. I drunkenly shit my pants in her bed. It didn't work out. Oh my god, no way. Oh my god, oh my God, no way. Oh my God, no, a solid nine. Oh my God, bro Dude. Oh my God, no, eric. I got to see what you look like. No, bro, no, eric, no bro. I'll be real with you, bro Eric got him a German Shepherd bro, bro, the worst thing that ever happened to me, bro, it looked like a German Shepherd.

Speaker 1:

The bro I was throwing up in the trash can for hours like mike was dead on the sofa. Oh, atlanta, atlanta, the nigga mike was dead on the sofa. I'm just in the trash can. I'm like, bro, I didn't drink this much. You did, you, bro, you did. It was on that diddy juice, bro, that was a rock. That's a rock was. Yeah, never drink serac, bro, bro, don't.

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Bro ben wrote. I was about six and was at my grandpa's house. I was big into cod, world war ii, okay, and seeing the german salutes and thought it was cool and did it in front of my family. They were both impressed. Oh, wow, dang. Okay, wow, your family sleep. Yeah, they sleeper agents for real.

Speaker 1:

Bro Domingo wrote when my family went to a church by a lake in Maryland, there was a fallen tree so I walked on top of it. It broke in half and I fell in and I was wearing wet clothes for the whole day. Domingo, your life, domingo, is a series of unfortunate events, bro. First we found out he was epileptic. Then Mike flashed a flashlight at him, then, like every other day in chat, it seemed like he breaking a bone or something happened. Man, you never allowed to come by me, bro, cause I feel like that look gonna come with you For sure. I love you as a fart, though you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Damn Shadmon wrote I was in theater and got jump scared when I shouldn't have and a row full of people behind me. I couldn't stop laughing afterward. The movie wasn't horror. You really struggling. That's how he wrote it. Okay, that's how he wrote it. We know. I was in a theater and got jump scared when I shouldn't have comma and a row full of people behind me, period. I couldn't stop laughing afterward. The more he wrote, the more he wasn't hard. It's not my fault, bro, all right, but that is kind of embarrassing. A jump scare where you shouldn't shouldn't be scared. It's kind of yeah, I fancy it crazing t jr, whatever the hell, however you say your name.

Speaker 1:

He wrote mom told me to go and grab my brother, while I, while in a waiting room, I go and yank him and walk back to my mom where I see her talking with the brother she told me to get. I turn around and see a kid I don't know whose hand I grabbed. I still cringe looking back on it. Do you have one of those moments Like something like super embarrassing, super embarrassing? I got some super embarrassing moments. I got a few. The one embarrassing moment I can remember, which is actually the worst butt whooping I ever got in my life right, oh, the glass across street. Yes, we was. It was some older kids. I'll be remembering it was some.

Speaker 1:

I had my group of friends in the neighborhood and it was. There was one of them who had an older brother and then he had a older friend too, and they was this one. One of them was a bully like he was a bigger dude. He was like he was really trying to be a bully. He was trying as hard as the bully us. Let me f this fool.

Speaker 1:

My stepbrother happened to have his bb gun over at our house that week or weekend, yeah. So he across the street at the at his friend house and they yelling at us from across the thing. For some reason I grabbed the bb gun and shot that. See him. Yeah, ym bro. And they were standing in front of the front door of the house. It happened to be one of the doors where the. It's a big pane of glass in the middle of the door. It was a double door but it was glass in the door and the bb missed him and went straight through the glass and low like that was embarrassing because you know you're gonna get in trouble. But when I say the worst, butt whooping my mom, that first of all it was. I had two brothers and a stepbrother, so it was three brothers.

Speaker 1:

Just sitting on the couch while I'm in my room, both parents come in. What era was this? You don't forget, y'all chat. Both parents come in, they yelling at me why would you do that? You know how much that costs. Blah, blah, blah. One parent leave. My mom gives me a whooping right.

Speaker 1:

I'm thinking, oh, because at this point I'm like teenager, at least minimum teenager. I'm like, oh, cool, and we good. Oh, yeah, she done, man, take that, eat that. She walks out the room. My dad walks in with his belt okay, it's finished, cool. He walks out.

Speaker 1:

I peeked through the. I peeked through because you can see to the living room from my door. I peeked through the door. My brother sit on the counter the whole day loud. I'm like man. My mom walks back in. I'm like, come on, bro, at least I can eat that. What do you think happened next? He came back. He came back. They both spun the block. They spun the block on me.

Speaker 1:

It was mostly embarrassing Cause one. When the bullet hit the glass, I'm like, fuck, and that's what you get for trying to be over there. Guess what he? Guess what the bully's doing. He's teasing even more. You missed. It's embarrassing that I missed. And then it was embarrassing that I'm getting a combo. Chill, bro, are you always getting toe up bro? But yeah, that's my one embarrassing. You got, you got yours.

Speaker 1:

I already told y'all about the longboard one. Oh, falling in front of your crush. I ain't gonna lie, most of the real embarrassing ones happened on a longboard. I got knocked out on that big one time. I'm talking alcohol, bro. I got knocked out and I lost $37. Jeez, $37. It. I lost $37. Jeez, $37. Somebody took it. Nah, it flew out my pocket. How it was some change, how it was some change. And shit, my ass was out. How, how, bro, it was some shit. Bro, jay, y'all gotta hear this shit. All right, so this is right around the time. I'm learning the longboard. Right, right Me and my nigga Joe.

Speaker 1:

He was like let's race, we in the dorms. I'm like let's race, nigga, fuck it. Let's race, okay, all right. So I'm on a longboard, joe running full speed. I'm beating Joe. I'll barely beat Joe. Oh, so he's running and you're on a wallboard. That nigga Joe say Boop. Why would he do that? Because what happened? I was like I was trying to get close. Joe was on the inside, I was trying to. I was on the outside, I was trying to get close to the wall, just in case I fell. And so I'm coming that nigga, I'm on this side of him. He's like boom, I flip, I knock a fire extinguisher off the floor. Oh my God, I hit the ground.

Speaker 1:

I'm just like Bro, bro, bro, all you hear is, nigga, my phone, my phone, my phone and my fucking. Like I had like loose money in my pocket, right, cause I was wearing shorts. Somehow it ended up in front of me Because I was wearing shorts, cause I was wearing shorts, the ground, my face down, so my ass was out. But look it get worse. I'm out cold on the ground right now. Right, I'm out cold after I fall.

Speaker 1:

I don't remember shit, nigga. I come back I was like, oh, I hear a door open. Oh, my goodness, I hear a door open. I say, oh, fuck. They like, oh, shit, you, okay, man, it's like two dudes in a white shorty Like, oh shit, fuck, what happened? Right, right, right, they help me out. They're like what happened, bro? They was like, bro, your pants, bro. I was like, oh fuck, appreciate it. She's like bro, like no judge, you fuck, happened bro? I don't fucking know. I have forgot that. She was racing. Bro, I had amnesia.

Speaker 1:

You didn't pick up the 37 dollars, nigga, I'm about to get to it this. I know I had 30. So I get up. I say fuck, nigga, it's my phone and it's just some cats like I'm looking at it on the ground, right fuck. They be like, oh, this, your money. I'm like, yeah, I'm getting it. I'm like, fuck, what the fuck happened.

Speaker 1:

This nigga joe come walking back on my board. He was like, oh man, you okay. I'm like the fuck happened. And I look at the board and they click. I say, oh shit, and I just left, bro. It was crazy. Oh man, I got another embarrassing one. But I'm gonna save it for a little bit. I'm gonna get through some, some more of these stories.

Speaker 1:

Uh, dr walker wrote one time in seventh grade I asked the girl out on a date and before I could even finish she pushed me down a flight of stairs. Oh my god. Luckily I didn't break anything, but I had a strained ankle. But since then no other girl wanted to date me or even go to prom with me. Oh crazy, damn, before you can. Why would she push you? She's evil.

Speaker 1:

I had the only other one that was bad, with shorties. It was just when I told the girl that I liked since I moved to texas, I was like, yo, I had a crush on you. I'm not, you know what I'm saying. And she was like no, I was like I'm not asking to date you. She's like, no, you should have been told me. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that. You know. That's real trauma for real.

Speaker 1:

Uh, somebody anonymous wrote it's hot his name, even though it's on twitter. Uh, I was once beating it in a school bathroom until my school principal came in. Even worse, my headphones died and the audio was turned up. I quickly turned it down, but he still heard it and I was suspended for two weeks. Oh my Jesus, that's crazy. That's crazy, kayla Legs put. I had secondhand embarrassment when a friend of mine lost a fight to a sped kid and that spread throughout the school.

Speaker 1:

Bro, hey, hey bro, they might not have everything up top In the brain, but they got super strength, they got the power. Bro, remember what you lack in one. You make up enough Once. One sense go down, or one you know what I'm saying Developmental skill go down. I seen one of them boys pick up a Fridge with one arm. I was like, oh you crazy. That's why crackheads lose sanity, but they can. They ride bikes with refrigerators, bro. Come on.

Speaker 1:

Bro Ty wrote he shit himself when he was five and had nowhere to hide it. But we had just bought sun butter which was the same color, and dot, dot, dot. Ain't no way, ain't, no fucking way, ain't no way. We just going to move past that. We just going to move past that. The next one put Agent Sriracha, I shit my pants on a Greyhound when I was eight, ended up leaving my underwear on the bus restroom and dipped Back to back.

Speaker 1:

Poop stories, bro. Look, I understand Sometimes it. Bro, if you shit yourself in public, gotta get rid of the drawers, like if you sit in your pants, you gotta get rid of the drawers. I mean that one time I I told y'all before I did poop myself, but it was. It just so happened to be. I made it to the restroom right when I got in there it popped out, but the first part was a one log. So I was able to just pick up the log, put it in the toilet and then finish on the toilet. And I was, I can get the. I was just saying, bro, it was embarrassing, even though I'm the only one I knew. Um, let me see. Uh, oh, I do have one, I do have one.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I remember I had this cold fit. Had this cold fit? Right, cold fit, right, all white, all white, white. Polo white pants, right, all white forces. Yeah, low tops. Yeah, I wore an all white fit.

Speaker 1:

I was flying whole day after labor day, whole whole day. I was fresh, fucked up. I ain't. I ain't getting nothing on my clothes, I was cooling. I go to get on the bus. I go to get on the bus. It start raining and you remember in front of Westbrook it used to put a puddle of water right there. I went to go hop on the bus. My foot is slick, wet, my whole shit up On the bus steps. That's insane. Well, my embarrassing story is um, around the time I was, I had my v card still in my wallet, you know, and carrying the mug around, I'm hitting the day naps because I'm like hell, it ain't happening with nobody I know in person. Yeah, so you might as well hit, it might have been plenty of fish. It ain't no telling which one it was, whatever final one, you know.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying she's like uh, are you, are you telling about the gobble novel? You probably heard it before. Yeah, yeah, you probably heard about it. But uh, some ogs probably heard it before. You know. I'm saying, uh, she looked decent enough to uh do to do it. You know, get rid of that car.

Speaker 1:

You know I'm saying it wasn't like I was trying to date nobody, I was just like you know what white girl bet. I want to be a man. I want to be a man. Yeah, I'm. This is freshman uh year at lamar. Yeah, I'm ready to be a man. I didn't graduate, I'm ready.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you know I'm saying skip my 8 am clash. I'm mind you. We talking reckless bro. Yeah, we talking like I'm a dude. I'm talking like I'm experienced bro. I'm talking, you know I'm saying like, like I've been, like mentally I've been there, just ain't just physically I ain't been there. You know what I'm saying. I've studied. You know I'm like this is what I'm gonna do to you. I'm gonna do to you, yeah, this is what you gonna do back. Yeah, I did that tight shit. Boom, boom, boom bro. Yeah, you know I'm saying I skip 8 am class. You know I'm in college, nigga, I can do. Parents go to work, brothers go to high school, I'm good.

Speaker 1:

Drive on over there to Nederland, nigga, pass Lamar. You know what I'm saying. Drive on to Nederland. I pull up Heart to doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo. It's really happening. Doo-doo-doo, about to lose it. She opened the door. God damn, this ain't who I thought it was. I've stumbled upon an orca, but fuck it. I've stumbled upon a big white whale, but fuck it. We here, I put in too much work for this to happen, for this to you know what I'm saying? Ain't no turning around now. I've been talking. I've been talking too regularly like crazy.

Speaker 1:

Y'all think I be saying some shit on the like the shit I say on stream jokes. Imagine what you saying when you actually, you know, once y'all break that barrier oh yeah, once we break that, oh there, oh there, it's over, bro. I'm like fucking big white whale, I don't give a damn, let's do it. That's all I'm saying. Let's do it, bro. She pulled me in. It just so happened.

Speaker 1:

The room was like you know how people have side doors on their house. Yeah, as soon as you walk in that side door, it was her room. Boom, this will be going all right. You got the, you got the, the protection, boom, got that. Boom, pull them down. You know, let's get straight to it here. No, talk straight to it, because we've been talking like that.

Speaker 1:

She lasted 60 seconds. I'm like oh oh, oh oh. I'm sorry, hold on, I'll go to the restroom. Oh oh, oh, let me, let me, let me, you know what I'm saying. Go to the restroom. I mean, like, come on, you gotta see, you got a pre-game fool. Come on, bro, you got a pre-game bro. I wouldn't brogame, bro, I don't know I should have, I should have. I'm telling you, bro, I know that and that ain't a problem now, nah, because, look, even then, bro, sometimes that motherfucker can throw in the back on you. You be like, you know what I'm saying. So anytime, like pregame, now, I can work my way with positions. If it's happened to be one of those early times, I'll tell you. I'll tell you, bro, at that point, you gotta remember this is first time. Look, I wasn't prepared. Question, question, not now that we're here. Hold on, hold on, we're not, we're not done, we're not done, we're not done. I wasn't prepared. Yeah, so I done found myself in a 60 second, uh, oral match. Yeah, that, you know.

Speaker 1:

I'm in a bathroom trying to hype myself back up. Yeah, I didn't want no pumps, I was just a chump. You feel me? I'm in there like bro, I ain't even put it in nowhere yet.

Speaker 1:

I gotta come on, bro, what you doing? Bro? I go, I pee it out. You know I pee. You know I'm saying tight shit trying to. You gotta be. You know I'm trying to work it myself back into action.

Speaker 1:

It ain't happening, bro. I gotta walk out this bathroom, and I'm sorry, it just ain't. And the first thing she's to walk out this bathroom, I'm sorry, it just ain't. And the first thing she said you should have told me I wouldn't have sucked so hard. I'm like oh, come on, bro, I left that bitch, never talked to her again. Talk about it. Nah, bro, you got to be prepared. Bro. Those moments, bro, I ain't going to lie to you.

Speaker 1:

Next moment, that ever, you know, I'm saying if I ever find myself in a position right to where I'm, you know, I'm saying I'm going in there with one thing in mind murder. I'm trying to. I'm trying to blow this body down. I was, I was trying to. But I'm trying to look, bro, whoever the next show, I'm giving my best performance. I'm talking olympic gold medalist. I'm gonna hit my inhaler before I come in. I'm going to have at least two honey packs in my system, one Broly boost. I'm going to pre-game when I go in that mug. Why are you doing this to me? I'm trying to go crazy.

Speaker 1:

God, that's just my embarrassing story. You got to just never do that again, bro, we, far past that. You got a kid now. That was a millennium ago. Yeah, I knew, I knew he was over 100 years ago, 100 years old. We, we, we, way past that. Now that we ain't worried about that. Now you know. I'm saying yeah, katie wrote, fell asleep in class and let out a big old, stinky one unknowingly.

Speaker 1:

Oh, farted in your sleep. Somebody had to tell you. Oh my god, that's bad. Mountain dew wrote not my story. So a friend of mine when he was in elementary school pooped under his desk. The reason why is because the teacher would only allow the kids to use the restroom once a day, no exceptions. The teacher was later arrested for child abuse a few months later. Yeah, I would have did that too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, uh, nerdy Demon wrote I was on the phone with bro and I accidentally sent a D-pic to a girl and the shit went around the school fast as fuck. Luckily, everyone forgot. Okay, all right. Oh my God, somebody put this might be the last one. Okay, hello, this might be the. Yeah, well, somebody else put p themselves. But the last one wrote f a dog raw. Three words. Yeah, that's wow you did. You could have kept that one to yourself. Twit, all right, bro, you understand't? Just say that's all right, bro.

Speaker 1:

Welcome people to the podcast. Bro, welcome to the welcome to the uh episode nine, I believe. Whatever episode this is, bro, wait a minute, bro, I once made a list with rating every girl in my school and it leaked to the entire school. Damn, that's bad. Uh, welcome to uh episode whatever of the internet city fm podcast, because I got last time I was on here I got the episode wrong, but you know Ain't no telling which one. I think it was seven. It was supposed to be eight. It was supposed to be eight. Yeah, I believe we're on nine. Yeah, so welcome in, bro. My name is Mikey, internet Mikey. This is Aaron, internet Aaron. We are Internet City, bro, and we just on this Yapping for the most part.

Speaker 1:

Hey, how did you feel finding out you were autistic A few weeks ago when we took the autism test? I mean, we kind of knew already. You took the test and got similar results. Yeah, I did. We knew I was autistic. Come on, bro. You seen my bedroom? Bro, I have raging autism and ADHD. Exactly, bro. It's so bad, bro, I should get a check from the government, especially for ADHD. I have raging autism and ADHD. Like bro, it's so bad Bro, I should get a check from the government, especially for ADHD. My mama been telling me that for years, bro.

Speaker 1:

You remember today, when we were in here talking and I was like, okay, I'm about to go boot stream in my room. I got up, I made it five feet. I said Mike Five. I said Mike, why'd I leave? I said uh Yo. I say uh Yo, you going Turn on the thing. Yeah, bro, I really have ADHD bro. Yeah, it's bad bro.

Speaker 1:

We been knew we had ADHD, though, cause you can see the Like it's no diagnosis needed, bro, like, cause there is no Direct train of thought With nothing. Yeah, like, I can get on here To edit a thumbnail and go While Photoshop is opening up. I will be. I will look at the youtube dashboard and be like, oh, I can do that. Go to the email. Go to the email, bro, bro, bro, like bro, today, a prime example um, our uh sister, best friend, simba, birthday was this past weekend we went to florida, um, got some real cool, cool footage. While I am importing footage, oh, that happens to me from seven, seven different cameras. I start watching youtube videos, youtube videos about other cameras. Don't let one of the one of the memory cards be taking a long time, bro. I have to find something to do in between. Bro, it's over, it's a wrap like I've really, man, it's bad. It's really bad, bro.

Speaker 1:

Also, we found out aaron has a problem when, oh, let me, let us tell y'all, this is gonna lead to lead to this, bro, what are we doing? Well, yesterday something happened which I'm going to tell you. I'm going to just get to the point first. Yesterday something happened and on the way home we was kind of agitated and Aaron was like, yeah, something wrong with me, bro, because I want to blow something up. Bro, bro, bro, bro, now go, now go ahead. Oh, uh, to get to what actually happened.

Speaker 1:

We, for the past week and a half, we were going to different places. We went to, like, an anime comic store, bought some stuff. We went to a convention, bought some stuff, and because we bought stuff for us, we bought stuff to give away to the chat, and so we gave that stuff away, and yesterday was the day that we went to ship that stuff. Chat knows about this, but the podcast don't. So we're gonna ship this stuff.

Speaker 1:

We got 21 items, mostly shirts, a couple of posters and a comic and stuff. This is simple stuff, brother bro, shouldn't be too high. Ups max should be like five, three, four hundred, five hundred at the max. We he's going through each item because they're shipping it to different people, different, so you gotta go through each person individually. Yeah, right, and he's. Oh, this will cost 14 dollars for ups ground to get there by thursday. We're gonna cut all that.

Speaker 1:

We get to the bull. We get to one person that's in south africa. It's a shirt size medium or small, I know that for sure. A shirt, yeah, he say this one is going to be 240 something dollars. And I say it's a shirt. He said yeah, that's how I said no, bro, it's a shirt. They say, yeah, it costs, this is the cheapest option. He turned the screen and say huh, it's.

Speaker 1:

And then I say we got two more people, that's international, bro, and one of them has an acrylic poster. One of them I think one of the international was like what 100? Yeah, it was a Batman comic smaller than the shirt. So that would end up being like 140, 150. No, 120. I think it got down to 120. Then the acrylic poster $700. It was so bad. Before he told us the UPS, the owner of the store made a face. Yeah, I say what he said. This is gonna be 700, bro, it's so bad. It ended up being like $1,500. And 1,000 of that was 1,200. Of that Was for the people that wasn't in America Three people.

Speaker 1:

I'm never giving the giveaways for other countries, bro. Yeah. So from now on, bro, if you in the stream and you enter in a giveaway and you live out of North America, don't join, you get an Amazon gift card. You might not even get that, bro, bro, you, bro, jesus a car. You might not even get that, bro, bro, you, bro, jesus christ. And that is why, when we left, aaron was in the car, bro, I was in the car, bro.

Speaker 1:

So, look, I'm in a car, I'm in a car, I'm aggravated, right, just just. I'm like okay, because, mind you, I've been trying to figure out how to get our money up anyway, yeah, and it's just dwindling and I'm like you know, bump it. You know whatever canada, can you know whatever? Canada, canada and Mexico, y'all are right, y'all are right, y'all are right. That's why I said North America.

Speaker 1:

But I'm looking, I'm looking at this, I'm like, bro, $1,200 for three people, mind you, it was $300 for 18 other people. Yeah, bro, 18 other items shirts, shoes, acrylics. Yeah, bro, I was hot, I was hot, I was hot, bro, I was in a blaze of glory and that's what he said. Bro, something wrong with me. I'm just driving, bro. Something wrong with me, bro. Look, this is what happened we in the car and, like I'm trying to process my anger and I can't, and I was like I want to blow something up.

Speaker 1:

And I was like Mike, something wrong with me, bro. He was like, huh, I was like I want to blow something up, bro. Oh, podcast people. He just recently got back this weekend From, uh, celebrating some of the God's birthday. Did you say that? Huh, did you say that? You did say that? Right, great time, great weekend, great fun weekend.

Speaker 1:

Uh, we tried to do a Disneyney drinking around the world epcot challenge. Oh, my god, bro. Um, oh my, be risen. You're gonna have to come back to that. We can't hear tts. We don't have on those headphones for stream. Uh, we have on the podcast headphones. But we went to epcot and epcot has 11 countries for you to visit in epcot and they each have their own food and drinks and stuff. So the challenge that people created is drinking around the world and we was like, bet, since we're making a video out of this celebration this weekend, we're gonna try to drink around the world. It was a whole stream, bro, how many countries can we make it to? We was like, ah, we make it to seven. Eight, aaron, like I'm gonna make it to 11. Bro, aaron, how do you feel about that challenge, bro? I could have made it to 11 easy, and the the two things here disney you a sack of shit.

Speaker 1:

Because them drinks was terrible. These drinks like they were no alcohol, no, like there was alcohol in them. But we made alcohol. We made mixed drinks at home and was toasted off. I was toasted off of one. I was told I was like maybe two. I was, I was getting tipsy for show off of one. We had six mixed mixed drinks. Mind you, we saw them pouring the alcohol. I saw the alcohol at the one. They poured more alcohol in their drinks than I poured in the one drink that got me tipsy After six of them. One of them was a shot, mind you, 45% Chinese shot, disgusting as hell. It was called Baijo, 45% alcohol, supposedly After six, five drinks and a shot of by joe all over price, by the way, 70 per stop for four people was not even tipsy, was not even feeling good, was not even felt completely sober.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, bro, it was, it was. It was mid epcot drinks, bro. Yeah, now the, the, the, the park itself, you know, beautiful, it was cool, all that cool, it was cool, all that cool, the vibe was cool. But as far as trying to drink around the world and feel anything, bro, yeah, nah, nah, bro, and half the shit is frozen anyway, so it's just going to get you full and ugh, I ain't going to lie, I definitely was able to get that feeling Because I've been wanting to get turnt up for a while. Get that feeling because I, I want, I've been wanting to get turned up for a while. I haven't been able to. So yesterday, yesterday, I was finally able to scratch the edge for no reason, just in here. Just don't just call those. Y'all better enjoy this crap.

Speaker 1:

And I understand it also. I understand it is disney and obviously they don't want like belligerently drunk people in the thing, but to have six drinks and not feel, and not feel even nothing. Bro, yeah, bro, it's a little suspect. Disney, bro, six, you mean to tell me we could have drunk 11 drunk drinks and just been totally fine. Yeah, bro, yeah, that mean I'm gonna give you I want to go in there, give them a bad review. I really do, I really do, bro, I really do. That's still, that's still crazy. I'm like you're rating disney bad for alcohol. Yeah, oh, you guys, you guys suck disney's for kids.

Speaker 1:

Oh, and this one dude tricked us with the baijo bro, we in line for the, oh you tattooed bastard. It's a tattooed dude, white dude, his girl or his wife or whatever, and he was like somebody was like how was it? He's like oh, yeah, man, it's smooth, it's smooth, I get it every time we come. And his wife is this girl. Yeah, he makes sure he gets it every time we come. Bro, we tasted it. We all almost threw up, bro, when I say I drunk that it go down smooth at first, you like, but it's about to taste good. It's after. It's like a flash bang. Yeah, it tastes like perfume, perfume and tv static. Yeah, it's like, yeah, perfume and tv static. And every single one I say I grabbed two empty cups to go throw it away. I'm walking, I'm like, oh, I'm about to throw up. No, it was that bad, bro. Yeah, bro, it was terrible. That was baijo.

Speaker 1:

If you not a, if you not a drinker drinker, don't drink, and they selling the stores too. Don't drink that crap. I mean, if you like to drink, I recommend you try it, just because, yeah, if you like it, but if you not, even if you're not a drinker, don't even waste your time, bro. Yeah, what else is new? New for you, mike? What's new in life? What is new in life? Nothing's really new.

Speaker 1:

We just been kind of coasting, trying to figure out the subathon, yeah, and all of that, trying to figure out how we can elevate, how we stream for the subathon, yeah, just because you got people like faye's subathon was lit, yeah, and then kai's mafiathon 2 is currently lit and he's doing his thing, yeah, and I just know I don't want to, I'm inspired by it, yeah, I don't want to pull ideation directly from it. Yeah, what I will say? What I will say, because this is something I've been thinking about we have to make sure we stay within where we are, where we are, yeah, like not trying to. We can't, we can't kite, we're not at that level, we can't spend money and do all that. Yeah, yeah, we have to. We have to focus on being at our level and exceeding at our level exactly so just trying to figure out how we can elevate our streams our way yeah, without having, because we was about to rig up the whole house with cameras and stuff but first of all, that was going to take too much more money and, second of all, it would have felt like kai, yeah, and I don't think I feel like I feel like it would have worked well, I don't think it would have felt too much like cop, but I feel like it's one of those things where it's like that's a cool experience to live with somebody, yeah, like to live that life. So that's why I'm like, I'm all for it. I feel like doing it at your pace, with what you got. It works. You just have to figure out, like to it, what you got, it works. You just have to figure out, like you know, I'm saying how you, how you attack it, and I feel like. I feel like it's just a very interesting um thing, bro, because I really wanted to rig it.

Speaker 1:

I still want to rig about, I still I would like to, but then we don't have. We don't have it is manpower. We need that. We don't have budget, we need that. We don't really got and we really already spent budget and set up to where we can like smoothly switch between this camera and the irl camera and go from this computer to so like we got everything we need. We just need to get creative and actually, you know, I'm saying, yeah, get creative within our, within our lane, yeah, and I think we could have a whole lot of fun. But we're thinking of starting it on monday the 18th okay, five days from of fun, yeah, but we're thinking of starting it on Monday the 18th Okay, five days from now. We're thinking of, yeah, we're thinking of, okay, it's either the 18th or it's December 1st, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Also, I know the 13th through the 15th, I got a lot going. On 13th I might start the pull-a-thon with um, with nikki ginger, uh, then, uh, that might go a day or so and then I'm gonna try to do some more content with her. On the 14th, the 15th, we have to go. It's a haunted house that's out here. We do like nightmare before christmas type deal, uh, because, uh, nikki's best, we got to do a horror marathon. Yeah, we still got to do the. Yeah, we still got to do the horror marathon. It's a lot of stuff we got to do, man.

Speaker 1:

I feel like the one thing I've been realizing I feel like we just don't have enough time in the day. That's what it be feeling like december 13th, not november, not november 13th december. Yeah, I feel like. I feel like it's starting to feel like we just don't have enough, uh, time in the day for different stuff, because it feels like at this point we want to do a lot, but it also feels like nothing's working. Like he literally just told y'all when auntie coming, jack, if you panic, he literally just told you when she coming, bro, and so it's. It's just trying to get the content going, man, just trying to get to the next, the next level, and it's just. I feel like we don't have any time in the day, bro, that's it's. I feel like I don't know how to get the day, bro, that's it. I feel like I get sucked away, bro, I ain't gonna lie bro, I can't wait to this.

Speaker 1:

Streaming 75 days straight is over. Like I love streaming. Y'all gonna get like maybe four or five streams a week, but this, every day, got to stop. It got to stop Trying to quit on the opera. He trying to quit. What day are we on? We on day 30. Did I change the day? Probably not 37. We'll date 37 out of 75. We halfway there, bro. Yeah, the summer thong gonna eat up some of that anyway. So it ain't like it ain't like it's gonna be out. We're going out of our way to do the summer thong. We just want to get a little more creative with it. Yeah, and that's about it. That's really all that's going on in life. No new, no other updates.

Speaker 1:

The simba trip was great. Oh, ashley's freaking being a psychic while we're trying to play. Yeah, one night werewolf party. Ashley has a superpower. We're not gonna go into it this episode because it's already eight o'clock. But yeah, ashley's a mutant. Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1:

Simba roommate on the roommate channel. She's a. She's a mutant. Like certified she might be an alien. Yeah, she was somehow just guessing every move we was making. It was creepy, it was very creepy. She's I'm not cheating. I'm not cheating. We're like you're cheating somehow because at first it was just me, and then she did it to aaron and me, and then she did it to aaron, me and simple. Then she did it. I'm like we're like you're cheating man. Yeah, you're cheating somehow we don't know how, but you're cheating. You're cheating, yeah, but regardless. Podcast, we actually have to wrap it up because it's not enough time in the day and we have to game three minutes ago. Yeah, so we'll catch y'all later. Be easy, check out the gaming channel, because we're about to play the death note among us type game. It's about to be great, and we're also gonna do a little bit of kai bro, yeah, and I might edit a little bit, so it's about to be interesting day. Love y'all. Great, uh, five stars on all platforms. Thumbs up, kisses.

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