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Open Bay Showers
Ep. 3 The Cosmic Comedy of Conspiracy Theories
Ever wondered if a Viking and a Mexican could team up to crack the secrets of the universe? Join us as we kick off with a recap of our Halloween escapades, where our costumes sparked conversations as eclectic as the theories we explore. Our ADHD-fueled discussions take us into the heart of conspiracy land, debating the mysteries of Area 51, the flat Earth theory, and whether aliens really have a favorite fast-food joint. Buckle up for a ride full of humor and curiosity as we examine the potential impact of extraterrestrial life on humanity.
From tales of serendipitous family connections at Burger King to overcoming the irony of having a landscape job while allergic to grass, we share stories that are as heartwarming as they are hilarious. Our anecdotes remind us of the beauty in life's unpredictability, like running into your godfather in the most unexpected of places. With a dash of youthful resilience, we explore the amusing challenges of military PT sessions, proving that laughter truly can be the best workout.
As we journey through the labyrinth of conspiracy theories and secret societies, we ponder the peculiarities of the Denver International Airport and the Mandela effect. Questions of historical manipulation akin to Orwellian themes surface, juxtaposed with the farcical side of our daily lives, such as navigating health issues and finding the perfect mattress for a good night's sleep. With candid humor and authentic insight, we share personal struggles and triumphs, emphasizing the importance of community and levity in facing life's many trials.
Welcome back everyone. This is episode 3 of Open Bay.
Justin:Showers. What's up? How's everybody doing? It's your boy. Co-host Justin.
Codey:I'm here, I'm existing, it's been a week.
Justin:We had Halloween just past us. Happy, belated Halloween to everybody. Hope you guys had fun and your kiddos or you went out and got your candy.
Codey:Yeah, I mean, there are still some grown ass people that go out. Dad tax is real. I took my kids out, but you best believe I'm going to dress up, so have my fun Dressing up as a renaissance Viking. Of course I'm going to. My wife was a damn. She was supposed to be a fairy first off. That was supposed to be a fairy, Like a woodland fairy, Right? No, that was definitely like a high elven society nerd. Oh yeah, Like elf.
Justin:She was elven. Oh yeah, she definitely looked down upon us peasants. Oh yeah, look down upon us peasants. Oh yeah, without a doubt, like just nope Done, I embrace my more Mexican heritage and my wife was my Jaina. That was my baby.
Codey:Jorale Jorale, thank you for support, because now we are at 50 total downloads. Yeah, it's not much of an increase from the last time I told y'all, but I mean thank you everybody for the love.
Justin:Yeah, I can't.
Codey:I can't believe there's 50 people out there that want to hear what we gotta say oh, there's some people in like illinois and like all kinds of other places, like shout out to everybody across the country.
Justin:I know we sound like we can't keep our own thoughts in check, but we appreciate all the love.
Codey:The thing is how many of us are there, how many ADHDers now are in the world that are able now to keep up with our thoughts?
Justin:How many ADHDers now are in the world that are able now to keep up with our thoughts because they're like hey, no one understands, we got you, we understand, we definitely understand how crazy life can get when you can't keep your own thoughts in check.
Codey:I'm telling you, I like that. That's all. This is about the love is.
Justin:That's the. This is about the love is. That's the point of an open bay shower. You have the craziest conversations you'll ever have in your life with some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet, and then that's it.
Codey:But then one day they disappear on you.
Justin:And then one day they move to a new duty station and you've got to meet new people, have more weird conversations, have even more crazy conversations.
Codey:One day they move to a new duty station and you've got to meet new people. Yep, have more weird conversations.
Justin:Have even more crazy conversations. Yeah, chaos, you thrive in it.
Codey:Right.
Justin:We going to cover a lot of crazy topics today. This one's probably going to end up being a two-part I don't know A two-part show. Oh yeah, because it's been a crazy, crazy week. We got another crazy week coming up. I'm glad you guys like us, because I don't understand it. I'm here for it, though.
Codey:I mean, I don't care if one person's listening, as long as you know.
Justin:Whoever's listening shit.
Codey:As long as you enjoy it, I'm here for it. Do you even know any of those Conspiracy theories? Yeah, conspiracy theories.
Justin:None that I fucking like studying shit. No, Are there conspiracy theories? That have been. I mean, obviously there's the Area 51.
Codey:You're talking about. The Earth is flat, fuck no. I mean, obviously there's the era 51 you're talking about.
Justin:The earth is flat, fuck no era 51, where it's been confirmed aliens exist. I mean, what do you mean? Confirmed during COVID-19, when everyone was like oh my god, call me, call me, call me. They're like hey, aliens are real. And nobody fucking acknowledged that shit because everyone was so preoccupied with COVID-19.
Codey:Yeah, I mean, I saw that too, but at the same time it's like you know, no one gave a fuck. Who put it out? Like that's the thing. Did the government actually put it out?
Justin:Yeah, all of their classified documentations that they have to release. Now they released all that shit.
Codey:Did they though?
Justin:Yeah.
Codey:Or was it just some kid putting it out there and saying it's government material?
Justin:It's all declassified now. Declassified information.
Codey:I got a buddy at work that's real into conspiracy theories. This man that swears up and down that UFOs, the US Army, the US has had UFOs forever now, like since the 50s. Yep, he's pulling up like NASA documents and stuff of it, like, okay, that's cool, fine and dandy, but it's not hard to forge a piece of paper.
Justin:It's not, but again it's like all to forge a piece of paper. It's not, but again it's like all of their declassified information, declassified documentation. Do I wish, do I hope, aliens are real? Fuck, no, I kind of want it. I mean it'd be lit. However, you're telling me these folk can travel. They can traverse Like the paladin Action, as with no. They can travel throughout the galaxy and they ain't come back since the 50s, 70 years.
Codey:And they were like how are you doing that? If that's the case, let's say if they were real right, let's see. If they were like how are you doing that? No see, if that's the case, let's say if they were real right, let's see if they were got here in the 50's, ain't no more show up.
Justin:Nobody pulled up like yo, where the homies at like they done, wrecked the whip and nobody showed up.
Codey:So that's the thing, right? If that is the case, nobody came. What did? What the fuck did we do to the other ones? So mad that they were scared we?
Justin:scared them so horribly. They were like no, we straight, we're not going back there, don't, don't. Hey, man, don't come this way. They crash and go hey, yeah, don't come here way. Then they crash and go hey, yeah, don't come here. These assholes are mean, these hairless monkeys. We don't fuck with them, hoes. Oh nah, no, the hairless apes are aggressive.
Codey:See, I've been watching a lot of those little Reddit, tiktok things. Okay, you know where it's on TikTok and it's just a bullshit.
Justin:It's like a story.
Codey:Some of those are good.
Justin:You're talking about, so I watch them on here.
Codey:What on Instagram?
Justin:It's a Facebook, but it'd be like.
Codey:Is my man using a hammer?
Justin:A pipe, just a pipe, and hitting that goddamn mortar shell in.
Codey:Oh my god. So Okay, back on god. So okay, back on topic. Right Pause, that we don't need that in the background.
Justin:No, we don't. I'm trying to so like. I've watched some of them and it's like humans were a weak race.
Codey:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about, but like there's also the ones where humans are, they thought they were the weak race.
Justin:And then they were like yo, we about to. There was one I listened to. It was like yo, we're about to salvage your planet for rocks to hurl at these ancient gods. And they were like why don't you just throw a fucking 90 foot tungsten pipe at them? And they were like what?
Codey:oh, oh, the humans got this and now they're admirals in the intergalactic space but like the ones that I've been watching, they were the ones where, like they didn't bother with the humans because they thought they were like little primates. They didn't think they, you know, made space travel, anything else like that. But you back them into the corner and they go. You fucked, oh.
Justin:Or the other one I watched. She was like oh, the human. They pulled up to the planet Earth and the human said right away, we surrender. And they were like, well, since they surrendered, you know, they get some forms of citizenship. Yeah, and then all of a sudden, years and years later, pirates start attacking throughout the galaxy yeah and then it comes to light that human industries and whatnot started buying everything.
Justin:Now it's human corporations and industries that own everything throughout the galaxy, and the pirates that have been attacking everything were humans. The humans surrendered at the beginning, but at the end, after all these years of subjugation, humans run everything now Because now you have to pay me in order for your economy not to collapse.
Codey:See, there was another one that I saw where the humans were being, like they had new alien overlords. The aliens came to the planet and was like sorry to do this, but you must work four days a week, 30 hours, and everybody cheered.
Justin:What the fuck See in the Freemasons versus the Illuminati?
Codey:Hold on, hold on. Before we go into that, right, let's go over a few of the conspiracy theories. Okay, right, moon landing. Do you believe it or no? Was it fake? That's what they say. It's fake, do you think so?
Justin:I don't think so. Now there are holes, big holes in everything. Right, for instance, neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the. You know, one small step for man, one giant step for mankind. They recorded that shit from outside, who the fuck was outside before him. You see what I'm saying. Like okay, unless Homeboy jumped out. Unless Homeboy jumped out and was like yeah, I did it. Alright, now I'm bringing the recorded shit out, I'm about to climb back in, we're about to redo this shit. He should be dead right.
Codey:He died ten years ago, Damn yeah he's dead.
Justin:He dead bro, he bones, he bones never. That was fucking 12 years ago.
Codey:Anyways, right. So they say that it's fake, blah, blah blah. I don't know what to believe. I wasn't alive. Yeah, I mean fake blah, blah blah. I don't know what to believe. I wasn't alive.
Justin:Yeah, I mean, there's a little bit before my time.
Codey:Yeah, I mean we're getting up there in age, but that's still before my time.
Justin:That's the age of the dinosaurs, right there Uh put you like this my mama was born that year. Was she really 69,? Yep.
Codey:Really? Nah see neither one. Was she really 69,? Yep, Really, Neither one of my parents were born until 71. Goddamn yeah.
Justin:Y'all are youngin' units. See, both my folks are 69. They had my brother at 19. My mom and dad met at Burger King.
Codey:Huh.
Justin:They met at Burger King. Both working at Burger King, they fell in love. Their best friend who? What is the word I'm looking for?
Codey:Do you Say I do? What's the motherfucker the ordained dude? Yeah, I'm ordained the guy. Who's the? What's the motherfucker the ordained dude? Yeah, me, yeah, like I'm ordained the guy who ordained the wedding, I don't remember the priest?
Justin:The priest, yeah, he is also my brother's godfather, mm-hmm. About 18 years later, my brother went to work at a Burger King Same Burger King and his godfather is now the manager there.
Codey:Why did it take him so long to hit manager?
Justin:He was like he had moved out, he hadn't worked for Burger King and then he got back in with Burger King, or however it was, but he's a manager now and he hadn't worked at that same location. He'd been around a time or two, however it was, or he had stayed with the company, I don't know. I'd have to get him on the horn and ask him. However it goes, then my brother went to work at the same Burger King and met his godfather for the first time at the same Burger King, where his parents met and fell in love and then had kids.
Codey:Wait, you're saying he had kids with his godfather?
Justin:No, no, no. My parents, my parents met at Burger King.
Codey:Yeah, I heard that part. Your parents met at Burger King, and then your brother was working at the same one, at the exact same yep with their friend.
Justin:I worked at Burger King. The same one, no Different state altogether. We all kings.
Codey:Yeah, I mean I get it.
Justin:I mean I worked at McDonald's too. I mean you're right, yeah, I worked at McDonald's and Burger King it was.
Codey:I don't know what the deal was, but I refused to work at.
Justin:McDonald's. I wouldn't know what the deal was, but I refused to work at McDonald's.
Codey:I wouldn't recommend it I was 17.
Justin:It was my first job.
Codey:You were 17 when you started working.
Justin:Legally.
Codey:Like.
Justin:Uncle Sam getting his taxes. That was at 14 for me, see before then. Yeah, it was construction.
Codey:Oh yeah, at the age of eight. Here's your money. Hey son, here you go. You carried a couple of dog ears down there for the fence. There you go.
Justin:I remember the first time I buried one of my dogs, when they died, I was young, I was probably about 12, 13. I'm fucking laying out this dirt. I start patting it with the flathead shovel. I start breaking it across and then patting it up. My dude's watching me. They're watching me. They're like where'd you learn how to do that? Like that, I was like it just seems the logical way to level out the dirt. They was like come see me. He said how old are you now? Like 13. He said come see me next year, turn 14. He said I got something for you. Fuck that job, fuck that shit bro. And they cutting grass landscaping. That's just cause we're allergic to it. Fuck that job, fuck that shit bro. And they're cutting grass Landscaping.
Codey:That's just because we're allergic to it.
Justin:Hell yeah.
Codey:That shit fucks me up.
Justin:Dude, everyone's like how are you allergic to grass, bro? I'm from the desert. You know how much grass in the desert? None, we got cacti. Okay, well, explain my situation.
Codey:I'm from Alabama. Yeah, you're from the country. You would think that I wouldn't be allergic to grass, but my God, if I go cutting it I can't see.
Justin:Remember I told Guzman and Brown both of them I was like I don't know, were you there for Moore E5 type? He was my chief for a little while and you know where we would do the PT run yeah, over on over by that park and it was like one mile up turn around one mile back, right?
Justin:So when you're going up and it comes up to that fucking pond, it was like crab, walk up there. And I went up to him. I was like yo, like please don't make me do that, like I'm going to break out and I'm gonna fucking die. Stop being a piece of shit. And I was only like a pfc, pv2. Maybe. Stop being a piece of shit. Like, get up there, do pt yeah you got it.
Justin:grab walked up there. By the time I got up there I had fucking welts like it looked like I was fucking tweaking bro and like up my neck eyes started swelling shut. Someone walked up to me. He's like God damn Silver, what the fuck happened. I was like I told him like I can't be in the grass and he made me get in the grass. I'm like I'm fucked up now. Yeah, fuck, like go home.
Codey:I was like you need to go to the medics, the hospital or something. I was like, nah, I was like they're gonna tell me the same thing and it's just take allergy pills and that's it.
Justin:Take some allegro, take some benadryl, take some benny's. Yeah, benny and I was like you know, if I take benny's like I, I'm done. I'm not coming to work all day yeah and he was.
Justin:That's what he was like. Yeah, I know you're good. Like anytime, more and more we're like. I thought you were just fucking around. I was like, of all the things to fuck around about, I'll die in the grass. Why would I fuck around about that? And then in Germany, oh, I remember Bram was like and that shit was like here bro. And I was like yo, I can't go in that grass, stop being a fucking piece of shit and get in the grass and do it.
Codey:I was like word, you got it. There was a couple times in Poland where we had to do the same thing, going up the hill Right there next to it, off the bridge. Yep, right there off the bridge. Every day, every day too, both of us Break out, go take a shower. Can't see, can't.
Justin:And the first time, I told Brown that shit, I smoked. And then Smoke saw me. He's like you need to go see the medics right now. And I was like the medics aren't gonna tell me nothing. So I know, talking to him like this, fucking eyes are swillage, medics aren't gonna pills, and that's it. And he was like well, go fucking see him. And I walked in there and that medic was like did you get stung by something? And I was like nah, I'm allergic to grass. They made me do PT in the grass. You didn't fucking tell him. Yeah, I told him what the fuck? Like they said stop being a piece of shit, do PT. I was like y'all got something non-drowsy. Oh, we got us bennies. Knock you out bennies. I was like shit. I was like all right, can I get one? They're like top top, take two. Swallowed them, hoes.
Justin:Went and took my shower, started putting my socks on.
Codey:I was like dad Fell asleep in your socks. Lay back there.
Justin:It was like almost 10 o'clock, brown was like Silver'clock and Brown was like silver. Where fuck you? Like hey, smoke, wait for you in there. And I was like huh, Smoke, wait for you in a motor pool. Huh, what Get dressed, come on. Huh, uh-huh, stood up like Trying to button my shit up so slow as folks my top, trying to button my shit up Slow as fuck my top on, got my fucking dark eye pro, walked up to the cat and I was like y'all need to move, okay, and I pulled that fucking grate out and I laid that bitch out, went to sleep, straight back to sleep Till lunchtime they woke me up, didn't eat lunch that day, went straight back to the base.
Codey:And my bed until lunchtime. They woke me up, didn't eat lunch that day, went straight back to the Banes, that's that one where we was pulling with Kenny right.
Justin:Yeah, because Kenny was like. Brown was like yeah, kenny just needs you down. He said you can sleep in the cat, he just needs you down there for accountability. And I was like that's stupid as fuck. You know where I am, you know I'm not about to go nowhere. My ass slumped over here and so they're like and then after lunch, same shit, fucking almost 1400, and they come and get my ass. What are you doing? I'm like bitch. I'm zooted off these bennies still. What are you talking about? Fucking geeking? I was fucking not out.
Codey:Wake up at about 8pm and then I'm up all night.
Justin:And now I'm like, why didn't I fuck? And then when we fucking take this pre-workout, we're dry scooping two scoops, gym's packed, we're going on a run.
Codey:Yeah, no, that was a nightmare I said I ain't running shit.
Justin:They're like why the fuck did you take the pre-workout? I was like bitch, we're supposed to go to the gym day today. What the fuck? Yeah, that was not good, I didn't run, I was fucking it the whole walk.
Codey:Government killed JFK. Yes, you think so. No, I do. 100% Keep this in mind. We are government, we are government.
Justin:Do I have physical proof? Absolutely not. Do I believe it? Yes, why do I believe it? Because he was a young, 35-year-old man. Fresh ideas at a time when the United States was at a very difficult time.
Codey:We're heading into.
Justin:Vietnam. You know what I'm saying. It's a very tough spot to be in and this young kid comes in with all these fresh new ideas that all these old guys are.
Codey:I feel like his ideologies were way past when he was born. Yes, he was well past his time.
Justin:He was definitely a. What is the word I'm looking for when you think ahead?
Codey:I don't know, not a Magellan Future planner, I don't know.
Justin:A patriarch in the pioneer. He was a pioneer of forward thinking. He was definitely a very forward thinking person and I don't think Vietnam would have happened the way it happened if he was president. I think it would have been a lot more peaceful attempts at negotiation until it was. That's it. We don't got time for this, do I think he would have authorized something like a napalm? No, no, absolutely not. But, and then that's what I'm saying. Like then Lee Harvey Oswald come down, obviously a Marine, a sniper who hit a targeted 1,400 yards team. No sight.
Codey:I don't know. It just seems like the big news stories like this. They all seem manufactured. Yes, they're all fed to users of the media. Yes, they're all fed to users and media and all the media say the exact same thing, Like it was a script given to them, Even whenever you're looking at the future stuff like COVID-19, whenever it first started.
Justin:Everyone was saying the exact same shit Everyone. And then it comes to find out. Covid-19 is just a variation of the flu virus that's been around since the 90s.
Codey:No it was earlier than that. I'm pretty sure it started in the 70s, I think, covid-19?. So when did Lysol come out Like that's the thing? Right? So the thing with COVID-19 is coronavirus. That's its actual name, coronavirus. Right? So the thing with COVID-19 is coronavirus. That's its actual name, coronavirus.
Justin:Coronavirus. Yeah, 19 was just the strand of it.
Codey:Fucking Lysol, literally says on the bottle, kills coronavirus. Yo, I've never even heard of this one. Oh, yes, I did, and that shit's been around forever.
Justin:Lysol. What will we say? Production date?
Codey:Huh, I guess or.
Justin:But oh, 1889. Lysol came out.
Codey:Damn Lysol, Lysol's old, oh yeah. Like what the fuck? And it's German, 1889? 1889. I did not know that. I did not know, I didn't know they'd been around that long. So anyway, let's see.
Justin:The Walt Disney Theory. That he's frozen beneath Walt, beneath Disneyland.
Codey:No, no, this is Disney. Created Frozen as a distraction, the movie.
Justin:Right Was its release date recent, so 2013.
Codey:It's saying that one of the theories is that he created Frozen as a way to hack Google search algorithm and distract consumers from information about the late Walt Disney's possible frozen procedure.
Justin:Because it would bring up frozen Disney. And now it's frozen A movie Versus Walt Disney's frozen underneath Disney.
Codey:Yeah, underneath the part, I still want to try to get into that one room. I forget what it's called, but it's that one the secret room in Disney.
Justin:Yeah, and what about all the kids that go missing at Disney?
Codey:I saw something. I'm probably going to get a cease and desist letter if we keep talking about Disney.
Justin:Oh yeah.
Codey:Because, like no, I'm being dead serious. They've done it to a lot of people. But yeah, I think it's like room 212 or something like that in the actual hotel. Yeah, I think it's like room 212 or something like that in the actual hotel. That's only for VIPs that donate I don't know $100,000 a year or some shit. It's ridiculous. I can't remember much of it. My wife actually knows three times as much as I do on that. You know that one in the hotel where it's like a special room that only certain VIPs can get into.
Justin:The Club 33?.
Codey:Club 33. I don't know where I got to, to go from. I don't think I've ever heard of that one Denver International Airport is the Illuminati headquarters. Oh yeah, because it's so fucking massive.
Justin:Yeah, I've never even been there.
Codey:Dia is the headquarters of the Illuminati, allegedly Okay, so I guess for some reason now I kind of want to go and visit an airport to see if any of this is real.
Justin:I'll tell you right now that airport is massive as fuck. For no reason it's like the Dallas International Airport. Okay, Both of them places. I've been to DIA once.
Codey:I don't want to go to either one. Oh, I don't really care for crowds like that. Only once, this is one that I was always Interested in, you, or scared. No, no, no, neither Okay. This is just plain dumb to me. However, no, no, no, neither Okay. This is just plain dumb to me. However, I can't prove whether it's true or not. The only way I can is by things that I've been taught by a school. That is also considered not correct. The Earth is flat.
Justin:Okay, the flat Earthers Right, there was a guy who did experiments to prove that the earth was flat. Yeah, and prove the earth was round in doing so. Because he was like oh, at 17 feet you'll be able to see all the way across.
Codey:You're talking about the light huh, when you held a flashlight through a hole.
Justin:And it seems like at 17 feet it'll be, You'll be able to see it.
Codey:That's the only reason that I know Earth's gotta be round Like there's no way.
Justin:Okay, what about the Alaskan or the Antarctic wall, the ice wall in Antarctica?
Codey:Yeah, I've seen that.
Justin:Where that's the edge of the earth.
Codey:But who's dumb enough to go out there?
Justin:You can't. It's a no-fly zone.
Codey:I know who's dumb enough to go out there. If it's a no-fly zone, who the fuck's guarding it?
Justin:Well, it's a no-fly zone, because if you get out there you don't have the fuel to get back, or so you think. Well, that's what I'm saying. So what happens if I can refuel mid-air and send that ship?
Codey:Just keep going.
Justin:So then there's the. Have you heard the theory that the earth ended in? It was either in 2000 or in 2012 the world actually ended.
Codey:You're talking about 2012,. Whenever the CERN collider started for the first time.
Justin:Yep and now? That's why the Mandela effect, we remember things in ways that they weren't, because this is an alternate universe type shit.
Codey:Yeah, so it was when we started that coll that we actually got sucked into a black hole Because of how powerful it was. But I mean, Fruit of the Loom was saying that you know they ain't got a cornucopia. And one lady proved it, Went into her closet and found one. One found an old ass t-shirt. There's the cornucopia right there. Oh, we've never had one. See that that alone brings up another one. If they had one, but they're refusing to it. Who's to say that all these corporations aren't in it, together with the government and changing, seeing how much they can change throughout history without the public knowing.
Justin:That's some 1983 shit. You read 1983 by George Orwell no, you read 1983 by George Orwell no. So it goes. We control the information you receive because we can rewrite the past and, like your job, you'll get a slip on your desk and you'll go pull files from this date to this date or like newspapers and whatnot, and you're going to read through these newspapers and highlight shit that needs to be changed and make the changes and send it up and then the corrections will be made and anything before this gets burned and the new copies are printed and put on shelf and that's the record. So you know kennedy wasn't assassinated, he killed himself. Goes up, comes down. That's what's printed now. That's what goes on the shelf. We never had a cornucopia. That's now historically accurate. Because we control the information, we get Big Brother type shit. 1983 is a fucked up, fucked up book. So good though George Orwell is a great author. Pig Farm, he did Animal Farm.
Codey:Animal Farm.
Justin:The one where the animals gain consciousness and start running the farm. It's got a lot to do with like 1950's Russian fucking communism and shit. Yeah, 1958, like 1950s Russian fucking communism and shit. Yeah, it's all that shit and they're, I'll tell you, for money. Who's paying me to give this guy orders? I gotta go take a shit, he said. I only talked to someone with level 9 accents. God, I love Rick and Morty. I haven't seen any of the newest shit, though. It's pretty good, is it?
Codey:Yeah. Even though dude fucking got arrested and all that who?
Justin:One of the creators.
Codey:No the guy who does Rick's voice. He got arrested?
Justin:Oh yeah, I didn't know that. Oh yeah, for what? Let me see, goddamn Like. The last I saw was when Bro he got arrested a while back. Like season two. I think oh shit, it was when Beth came back and banged herself.
Codey:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Justin:That was like the last I saw, because I was like yo. That's weird and hot at the same time.
Codey:Mm-mm Justin Roiland faces domestic violence charges Amen Sexual assault. Domestic violence charges Amen Sexual assault. What Yep 2023. Last year. That's fucking crazy. The sexual assault allegation dropped, domestic violence charges explained. You know he was arrested for a good while and he was fired from the show and everything, even though he was a co-creator and everything.
Justin:And then they found out he was innocent.
Codey:and now I don't know. I haven't done much research into it, I just like the show.
Justin:I just like the show. Okay, do you believe in the Illuminati, the all-seeing eye? Without a doubt they're real. So that's like if you look at all the hip-hop artists and shit Pull Up Illuminati, oh yeah.
Codey:I don't know if they just play into it or if it's a real thing.
Justin:I feel like some of it's a lot of play. I don't know. All the Diddy shit that just dropped. That's a hot topic. Yeah, she was reading me some of that shit that he's getting charged with, damn.
Codey:He's done.
Justin:He's cooked.
Codey:He's gone for life. Somebody is going to kill him in prison. That's not even the issue. Even if nobody touched him for the rest of eternity, he will still die in prison. That's how many charges a man's got. He's going to be the one who even if Even if nobody touched him for the rest of eternity, he will still die in prison. Oh yeah, he's going to be the one. That's how many charges a man's got.
Justin:He's going to be the one who, even if you get reborn into this life, your next life, you're still serving jail time. My boy, oh yeah, with an adult when you get reincarnated. Children's car Okay, and the free.
Codey:I don't know much about them Because they don't want me to. Well, not only that, but you know how the Illuminati is right, controllers of the world, all that Freemasons. You know, a soldier might hate me for this, because he is one.
Justin:A Freemason? Are they like the anti-Illuminati?
Codey:No, they're like a. I don't even know what all I'm allowed to say and what all I'm not allowed to say, but since I'm not one and I found all this on the internet, they're like a big college frat. That's it. What the fuck? Yeah, I can. You can literally get in touch with them, pay $500, and now you have a lifetime membership.
Justin:And now I'm a Freemason.
Codey:Yep, there are some things that you have to go through. Like initiations, Like rituals initiations, stuff like just like a frat, but it's one of the biggest things that you cannot find much on.
Justin:Try to search up their rituals, Can't find shit about their rituals Because no one's willing to talk about it. You're not supposed to talk about it. First rule of fight clubs you don't talk about fight clubs.
Codey:Pretty much Like Freemasons. They're not allowed to talk about anything that goes on in there unless it's another Freemason and they're away from Prying eyes, listening ears, everything. I'm pretty sure I've got to do some more research into it, but I'm pretty sure they're not even allowed to talk to it outside of the lodge.
Justin:Some Epstein Island type shit. I don't know, I don't have a clue, but one of your soldiers is a Freemason.
Codey:He is. From what he has been able to tell me. What he is allowed to say is that Freemasonry is about becoming a better self, Becoming a better person, Becoming a better man.
Justin:Okay.
Codey:Which I totally understand that that makes a shit ton of sense.
Justin:Those are messages I can get behind.
Codey:Yeah, but there's so much speculation behind it that I don't know what to think. I think that you know, I could listen and I could say, yeah, I could get behind this. And then I go in my first time and I'm like, oh, that's human sacrifice.
Justin:Oh no it wouldn't be.
Codey:And there's no longer any chance of me ever leaving.
Justin:And the moment I said no, I'm the next human sacrifice.
Codey:Exactly why I haven't, you know, decided to do any of that. Like, don't get me wrong, I am curious as hell and want to do that.
Justin:Personal question.
Codey:Yeah, coleslaw, yerney, I fucking hate it. Hate Coleslaw, or nay I'll fucking hate it. Hate coleslaw. Why? Please tell me why, what I fucking despise coleslaw.
Justin:I despise the taste, the texture, the smell. It's just not appealing to me. No, and so when I open up a bag from the grocery store and it says coleslaw on it, this girl goes I Substituted something for this. I said well, I ain't gonna eat that. I said what did you substitute Cabbage? But I said I would rather eat cabbage then coleslaw.
Codey:I'd rather eat non seasoned cabbage than coleslaw boiled yeah.
Justin:What's the name on?
Codey:the bag.
Justin:Yeah, what's the name on the bag? No, no, no, it's coleslaw. On the bag, it's coleslaw. Cabbage is cabbage Two different things. Coleslaw has carrots in it I don't know what egg rolls are Okay.
Codey:well, you'll like that. Okay, but like coleslaw, like legit coleslaw.
Justin:Fucking disgusting Legit coleslaw yeah. Relish.
Codey:Yeah, so like dill relish Wait wait, wait, wait wait, wait, wait, slow down, slow down.
Justin:Dill relish, phenomenal, like on a hot dog. Yeah, phenomenal, sweet relish garbage.
Codey:Phenomenal.
Justin:I'm not a sweet relish guy, so like it was well worth it. That's like bacon on a hot fudge sundae what I know, trust me, but the salty and the sweet perfect.
Codey:No wonder why you got high blood pressure.
Justin:Yeah I know next thing?
Codey:you know you're gonna have high cholesterol because of this shit.
Justin:Oh, I gotta supplement. I gotta start supplementing. Um, what did they say? I gotta start supplementing baby. What did they say I to start supplementing. What did they say I got to start supplementing baby. What did they say I got to start supplementing Pretty much fish oil. Oh yeah, fish oil, yeah, but it was like vitamin E or something D, no, echo, oh yeah, element OP. What Vitamin E? I don't know. I forgot. Yeah, me too, but it's essentially just fish oil, okay.
Codey:I got to start taking that. You mean Omega-3s, omega-3. Maybe that's what it was. Yeah, it's not E, it's Omega-3s. It's the main ingredient in fish. That's what gives you all your nutrients and stuff.
Justin:Omega-3s, Omega-3s, Omega-3s, Okay, and what like? Just get like a once-a-day Omega-3s. There's literally a pill.
Codey:That's, yeah, exactly that, a once-a-day Omega-3. Okay, and you just take it. Just take it, just an over-the-counter and you go buy it. You know done Super easy. But like, at least you're not in my boat, like, at least you're not in my boat. You got high blood pressure and I'm over here taking 12 pills a day. Yeah, in the morning, that's just the morning Before breakfast.
Justin:That's before fucking breakfast. Is that before PT or after?
Codey:After. I can't do it before. Oh no, if I do it before I'm going to puke. That's just standing there at the formation. I will puke.
Justin:See, they made me go and get checked and do like, made me go back to Sitco to make sure, like I have ALC obviously coming up, and they were like, yeah, make sure you don't have a running profile. There's no limitations Because of, like, the high blood pressure. They don't want to make sure I don't have a if I'm running and shit, I don't have a heart attack and die. Because, high blood pressure doesn't get you kicked out of the army. Fun fact Having a heart attack will.
Codey:Well, yeah, it's a fucking heart attack.
Justin:But if you can get it, it's like having a heart attack doesn't automatically get you kicked out. It's like your second heart attack or your first heart attack and there's not a good reason for it. So like, oh heart attack or your first heart attack and there's not a good reason for it. So like, oh, I was doing paperwork at the desk and had a heart attack, yeah, I'm gonna get kicked out. Versus like, oh, we were doing training or we were in a firefight, whatever. I had a heart attack, didn't realize I had a heart attack till afterwards or whatever, and then I went down. Okay, now you're gonna. You're good that that's a high-tense situation, type shit.
Justin:But you know, oh, I was doing paperwork, click, click, click on the computer and then, oh my yeah, bye, which honestly my luck. That's the way it's going to go.
Codey:You ain't going to make it that far. No, you ain't going to make it to the computer behind the desk.
Justin:We're walking up the stairs and they're like you need to sit down. I'm like, probably, but I'll be all right. And then the medication I'm on they're like, oh, it'll make you lightheaded, yeah, and like it's not bad sometimes, right, you're right, like I don't mind, like a little bit of vertigo is alright. And it is mostly like if I stand up too quick, like if I've been chilling on the couch for a little while and I stand up and it's like that little pop with like the static on a TV for a second, ooh.
Justin:I might go down, then I'm good, and it's not for a long time, yeah, but it's like, oh, once it happens, like okay, maybe I should watch what I'm doing.
Codey:They actually put me on a new medicine, right. It's called metacycline or something I don't know it's like, for it was for my scalp. You know how I have that real bad. You remember that time whenever I was in Europe, like I shaved my head and it was like snow? Yeah, yeah, that still happens.
Justin:All the time you had to start using, like that, charcoal head wash Coal tar yeah coal tar.
Codey:There you go, coal tar Shampoo. I've had to use steroid topical shampoo. I've had to use all kinds of different things. None of it works. So they put me on this Benacycline. Well, with that you can't be in direct sunlight. And here I am every day In the sun, in direct sunlight for like eight hours. My body had to get used to that. My body had to get used to that quick.
Justin:Yeah.
Codey:First two, three days Hydrating a lot.
Justin:Like none other.
Codey:More. I'm bringing like a gallon a day and I sweat just sitting in bed because it just yeah, it's just your body burning up.
Justin:I'm too hot.
Codey:It's too much.
Justin:The night our AC broke. That was like the night, like peak sickness, so I got body heat. I'm cold at the same time, so I'm bundled up but then, like the air's not on because we got a clog in the hose. We didn't know, obviously, but yeah and then this one wants to come cuddle me and immediately all I feel is my own body heat hitting her and bouncing off and touching me. Yeah, and I said girl, I love you, you're everything.
Justin:Get away from me, get the fuck away from me go sit over there and I'm gonna sit over here and I'm gonna try and sleep and then the next night I'm holding her in ac's working. I can call you now and I'm sitting there and it's like do you remember Toy Story 3, the little squeaky, fucking, wheezy little penguin up in? The top shelf. That's what I sounded like, and this girl starts laughing at me. I said alright, I'm done, I'm coming over here to lay down.
Justin:Nope, but most of the nights I mess myself up because I will fall asleep holding her on one side and I'll wake up and that whole side of my body is in pain because it's just been laying on.
Codey:It's just dead weight on you. It's done, cut off circulation a little bit, but not enough to really mess you up.
Justin:Enough to make it numb and painful, or my pillow will fall out and my head is just laying on my shoulder all night. Then I wake up and I can't move my neck.
Codey:It's bad, see. I don't know what the deal is, though, though, with that whole too hot in bed thing, because, like I've purposely done research to try to get better sleep, right, right, obviously, the best temperatures to fall asleep at is anywhere from 63 to 68 degrees, that's crazy, Like that's a low temperature.
Codey:Right. That's where it's supposed to be. In order to get your body temperature Right, that's where it's supposed to be. In order to get your body, for you to actually fall asleep, your poor body temperature, internal body temperature, has to drop a whole degree To get good sleep, to get sleep, oh Jesus, to get sleep. So like all those days that we were super hot in the field and we couldn't sleep.
Justin:That's why, see, I never have that issue. We couldn't sleep, that's why see I never, I never have that issue.
Codey:We couldn't get it to go down ntc 120 degrees.
Justin:I fall asleep in in the cat. Yeah, wake up. Were you in the shade in the in? Yes, in the shade of the cat, but still in the cat like metal box.
Codey:Yeah, but it's different. So like it's in the shade, yeah, Whereas if you were in the direct sunlight hot and muggy. There was one just recently where I was in Europe and the temperature wasn't even that hot. It was like 80, 90 at most, but the humidity was so bad that you couldn't move without sweating. See, you could not move, you could be completely undressed just sitting there and you're still water beads running down your legs.
Justin:it's disgusting that was. I went to a basic in, uh, south carolina, yeah, and middle of summer it was like let's see basically what 10 weeks. So it was july, august, because in august into september I graduated. Into september I graduated. At six of September I graduated AIT Six weeks, yeah, it was like end of August I was in South Carolina and I'll tell you right now that was the worst experience of my life. Absolutely hated the East Coast. Like shower after go to PT, yeah, before the sun's up sweating, wake up sweating, yep, get out of the shower. And like, dry off, wake up sweating, get out of the shower and dry off and start getting dressed, sweating, and like I don't know how people just live like this.
Justin:I moved down to Texarkana after I got out of the Army the first time, and when I tell you, my guy, like you got a sharp enough blade, you're cutting that air. That air is thick and it, like you got a sharp enough blade, you're cutting that air, that air is thick. And it's like I started working maintenance at Love's First job I had, though, when I first got at Walmart overnights it's not bad during the summer because it's cooler, but there's no humidity. But then we're living in a double-wide and the AC worked, but it's a double-wide. Yeah, it's a trailer. There's not central heating and central air. Yeah, you have an AC unit. If it pushes all the way, cool. It probably won't, yeah, but I have blackout curtains on my window and you can feel it like the heat radiating from the roof. It's hitting the roof and it's coming down through the ceiling Because that insulation is mid. And then the humidity, the air is so hot.
Justin:I'd wake up and feel like I didn't go to sleep Because my body did not like I slept. My body did not get any rest because it was like big dog. It's hot, good luck.
Codey:So what I was saying, though, is, like I'm pretty sure that, like every couple has the problem that we have. So right, your wife, my wife, we're in the same boat. You and I Heater, oh, thermal Heater, all through the night, sweat, ice, cold, sick Freezing, and she, my wife, has literally gotten in bed before me, warmed up. I gotten in bed before me, warmed up. I got in bed still burning up, and she's still 20 degrees colder than you.
Justin:Not even that.
Codey:No, no, no, no she's warm because she's been laying in bed for an hour. She got up because she needed to go potty. I have to pee. Five seconds later she's freezing.
Justin:That's that one Get back in the bed after going pee. I feel like she walked through freaking Antarctica.
Codey:Yeah, very first. Thing.
Justin:Put them puppies on me Are my hands cold? You know your hands are numb because you're cold. Why you gotta torture me?
Codey:That's an anemia, shit, that's what.
Justin:I'm saying Take your pills and I promise you you won't be like that. Then it'll be two hot motherfuckers in bed burning each other out.
Codey:I'm fine with that the heat, two hot people in the bed, like then I get my space and we're not right next to each other because we're burning up.
Justin:See out in Texas when I had the boys every weekend every other week. Whatever, they want to stay in my bed.
Codey:They have their own beds.
Justin:They don't want to stay in their beds, they want to come lay with daddy. I'm not going to say no, I only get them two days and then I won't see them. And then I get them two more days. Bet Come sleep. Awful, my body heat bouncing off the boys coming back, plus their body heat bouncing off of me and bouncing no yeah see, that's why we kicked Jackson out of our bed at like what?
Codey:two, two years old, because he was hot. He's just like me. Yeah, he's a furnace Running the same way. Little heaters, they're just heaters. You remember the old radiators Mm-hmm? Yeah, that's what they are. They're little radiators, I'm a heater.
Justin:See, their mother called that girl. I mean, but she's just a tiny little girl. She's a tiny little thing, so of course she'd get cold. She'd get cold. We pick females that are cold to balance out how fucking burning up we are, because if we didn't, our bed would be on fire at the end of the night.
Codey:I don't even think that's the issue. I'm pretty sure I just died from over sweat.
Justin:Dehydrate myself.
Codey:I don't think it has nothing to do with that. I think the whole reason I got somebody that's freezing to the touch is because I just don't think it has nothing to do with that. I think that, like the whole reason I got somebody that's freezing to the touch, because Just so I don't sweat so much.
Justin:Cool me off please. I made her mad last night. Yeah, I made my wife mad last night. I felt something on the couch.
Codey:Oh yeah, I didn't intend on it. Oh yeah, I didn't intend on it. She ratted you out big time. Oh, I'm sure she did. 5 am, she went to bed and she's like oh yep.
Justin:He just went right back to sleep. First of all, her first mistake was letting me fall asleep. Her second mistake was attempting to wake me up improperly, which was babe, let's go to bed.
Codey:And I was like, okay, All right babe, so all right. Well, that brings up something else. Right, this is definitely going to have to be a two-parter. This is definitely going to have to be a two-parter.
Justin:What were you just saying About how I can't be woken up? If I'm asleep, dead asleep, you try and wake me up. I'm done, Okay, so I'm probably not going to wake up.
Codey:So that brings up two things. One is it absolutely necessary for you to get good sleep, to be with your partner in bed?
Justin:For me, for her, yes, if I'm not right there, she's probably not going to sleep. There has been times where she has stayed up all night playing video games, talking to her fucking sister on the phone. Yeah, I went to bed. Wake up to her crawling into bed as I'm getting out of bed to go to work. I got to sleep. I don't have a choice. Yeah, I have to be up early tomorrow. I have to go to work. I sleep, I gotta sleep. I don't have a choice. I have to be up early tomorrow. I have to go to work. Still Weekends. I'm like, yeah, if you come to bed, you come to bed, you don't. I promise you, right now I'm gonna put my head on that pillow and I'm gonna start fucking cutting logs. Will I get better sleep if I get to hold you? Probably, does it matter. 80-20.
Codey:80-20,. I'll give you that. How's that 50-50? Like, does it really matter? 60-40. Like 70-30.
Justin:Yeah me in the middle 70-30.
Codey:Yeah, I don't know.
Justin:Do I love it? Yes, I would rather go to sleep with you in the bed with me. Is it gonna affect my sleep if I don't go to bed with you in it?
Codey:no, like, honestly, if I could just cool off my body temperature a little bit more, I'd be perfectly fine with it you know, come call me every night. Every fucking night.
Justin:Sometimes it's I can barely go to sleep, as is, I will roll over, not to get away because I don't want to go, it's to distance myself because I'm burning up. She'll be freezing to death on one side, yeah, and I'm roasting on the other. I want, I would really love one of those sleep number johns with the cooling heating.
Codey:No, I see this one. I'm going to get a purple.
Justin:Yo, I want one of those purples.
Codey:Three grand.
Justin:Yeah, shout out purple.
Codey:I mean I'll test it out. I'll test it. I mean we're not sponsored. But if somehow magically, they hear this, anybody listening to this.
Justin:If you have tried sleeping on the purple mattress, how does it compare to a normal mattress? Because I got a pillow top right now and it's not bad, but I've got a pillow top and we wake up every morning with my back, my wife's back, dead, can't see. Can't.
Codey:Because it's like so you're supposed to replace your mattress like what? Once a year or something like that, or like once every five years.
Justin:Okay.
Codey:I don't know Something like that, but I can't afford a new mattress like that.
Justin:I can barely afford a new mattress like that. I can barely afford gas, especially with the prices mattresses are now. Let's see what. I'll look it up right now.
Codey:You don't want to. You don't want to look up how much a mattress is.
Justin:So how much is a mattress? Studies show that your mattress generally needs to be replaced every seven to ten years okay but okay, it depends on the material right. Latex materials every 10 to 15, okay, inner Springs 5 to 10, memory phone 5 to 10.
Codey:So ours is a memory phone, or inner spring with memory phone, I think. So that's what y'all's inner spring. If it's a pillow top, that's pretty much what it is, okay, yeah memory phone. Yeah, pillow top crap, so I enjoy it I am.
Justin:How long have you had it, though?
Codey:it's probably coming up on needing to be replaced so we've had our bed since we've been together, that same exact bed. Yeah, it's been with us for what? Eight, nine years almost, our mattress has been there.
Justin:Okay, heavier people or people who share their bed with others may need to replace their mattress more often, exactly so, couples, obviously you've got to replace your mattress, not that seven to ten. Yeah. So, like you say kansas, yeah, because kansas, like 2018, kansas, yes, my guy yes, no, no, no, no Kansas.
Codey:Yes, my guy, yes, no, no, no, no. 2018, got to Kansas 2019, got the mattress.
Justin:So you're coming up on needing to be replaced anywho? No, we should have done been replaced.
Codey:My thing is we wake up hurting, Hurting, hurting. It can't even move hardly.
Justin:Average price of an. What size do you have? We have a queen. The average price of a. What size do you?
Codey:have. We have a queen. The average price of a queen. Yeah, we ain't even got a massive bed, we just got a queen.
Justin:Yeah, so a beauty rest queen mattress $400. That's probably not even like.
Codey:That's the cheap end.
Justin:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's a cheaper one. A cheaper one, ooh, a gel memory phone, yeah the cooling gel memory phone thing.
Codey:How much 350? Okay, that's not bad that's not bad still where it was way more than that, but like the one that I want look at the purple rejuvenating premiere 18.5 no, no, no, no. The hybrid plus you need. You got to go on their website for that. You got to go on that. I think it's like what? $3,700? Oh no, oh no, B-Dog.
Justin:The one that's what I'm saying, the one I just saw right here, is the purple Rejuvenate Premier 18.5 mattress $89.95.
Codey:No, we don't want that one. We literally went to it. They have a legit quiz on there on Purple. It tells you what kind of mattress you use. This is for mattress firm.
Justin:It's probably better for you. So this is on the actual Purple mattress. Yeah, on their website, Purple mattress Bu on their website Purple Mattress.
Codey:Like buying it from them, for one always buy it from the people who make it.
Justin:Oh it'll be cheaper versus going to somebody else. You just looked at what Mattress King, mattress Firm, oh, mattress Firm, and it was $8,900.
Codey:Yes, I can get a better bed than that from From the people themselves For like four grand tops, half the price.
Justin:You said the restore hybrid.
Codey:So if you're looking at it right, we are going to get, yeah, getting the restore hybrid, but it's going to be the restore plus. I believe, not the restore premium. Yeah, not the premium, the plus three grand for queen yeah yeah, but I bet that probably I'll bet I'll never have to buy another bed. And then look this thing here yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I bet that probably I bet I'll never have to buy another bed.
Justin:And then look this thing here yeah, yeah, yeah, A Cali King $3,700. Yeah, that's what we used to have. A Cali King, yeah See, I would love like an Alaskan King, but that would take up like our whole little area, the entire area. That's what I'm saying $84 a month for the next 10 years, next lifespan. Your kids are going to be paying this one off. Good luck, that would be lit, but you got to get a special frame with them.
Codey:Not necessarily you can put it on a normal one, get a special frame with them. Huh, not necessarily Like you can put it on a normal one, but that special frame, like if you go and look at it it's not much to add, but it also vibrates, it massages you to sleep, it's got reclining, laying back, it's got the same thing as the. What are those? As the Tempur-Pedic?
Justin:Same exact thing, and then I could never go to nobody's house and stay the night. No, you wouldn't be able to sleep. I got my. That's my mattress. My mattress puts me to sleep. I can't go to the field Trying to sleep out on a cot after that, bro, I'd be done.
Codey:I wouldn't be able to. I'd have to get out at that point Because they'd be like, hey, go to the field. Okay, I go to the field and not sleep. I don't sleep for the next five days Because you physically can't.
Justin:You have to just sleep on top of the vehicle while it's running, just to get the vibrations.
Codey:And then, on the sixth day, I just pass out.
Justin:You don't pass out because you're so exhausted Boy he slept. Why? He said his mattress vibrates him to sleep.
Codey:Bro, I'm telling you I get the best sleep ever.
Justin:I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I would love it.
Codey:I'm going to get one.
Justin:I don't know. Is it recommending, or is that just so they can sell mattresses? What do you mean? Is it, oh, you have to replace your mattress, or is there a way to keep your mattress? Going, so we actually Is it a conspiracy for mattresses or is it recommending?
Codey:Well, I mean, if you look at anything right, things break down, Right, of course.
Justin:Replace your tires every year.
Codey:Exactly, you replace your clothes every so often because they get burn holes or they get greasy, worn out. Worn out like the shirt I currently have on.
Justin:Can you tell?
Codey:it's three different colors. Oh wait, you can't, I can't, you're colorblind, somebody probably could.
Justin:Can you tell it's three different colors? Oh wait, you can't, I can't. You're colorblind, somebody probably could. But yeah, my white tee that's not white anymore. My car working tee.
Codey:My shirt right here is black, and then up here it's brown. On my shoulders it's brown when it's faded, it's sun dyed. Oh goodness, I bought this in Europe, oh, and wore it so much. I wore it so much that the sun bleached my shirt.
Justin:That's the most brown guy shit I've ever heard in my life. Correle, my shirt is dyed, it's okay.
Codey:Well, we're going to have to pause it right there for a little bit and we'll have to pick it up the next session because, because it's 2 am, yeah, and we're still recording, still going, so we just need to kind of cut it off because the wives are giving us an angry ass, look like a when are we going to bed?
Justin:We're sleepy. It's time for sleep, so without further ado, but we will definitely get back with you guys On riveting conversations.
Codey:Just ADHD on crack, just back and forth. My brother said he's going to love this.
Justin:He started listening to it. He's like I can keep up with it.
Codey:Is he really he likes it? He likes it because he oh, which reminds me.
Justin:He rocks. Thank you guys again for sticking with us this week. We'll definitely get part two up and have it up for y'all next week. Yeah.
Codey:You know what we need.
Justin:We need something to call our fan base. Yeah, what are we?
Codey:going to call y'all. I know we're a very small fan base, but we need to figure out something. Our shower buddies I don't know about that.
Justin:That's a little weird. That's what we are. We're a little weird. We're a little weird. A little crazy. Yeah, drop bar soap Our shower caddies.
Codey:Oh God.
Justin:Anyways, thanks for sticking with us this long, to anybody new coming and listening to us Welcome.
Codey:Yeah, that's pretty much it for this episode. We'll continue again next week on episode four, right Episode four.
Justin:It'll be three, part two, but yeah, part four, yeah.
Codey:We do have a way for everyone to sponsor us now. Okay, you can check out our Facebook page. We do have a Facebook page Open Bay Showers. Right and on there is a link to our Buzzsprout where you can start contributing if you'd like. You don't have to, nobody's asking no, but if you want to support the channel, you're listening in, you want?
Justin:to hear something Downloading is enough.
Codey:Maybe we can figure something on down the road where we can get some exclusive content for y'all or something. It's going to be $3 a month to start with.
Justin:You end up getting some merch.
Codey:But $3 a month.
Justin:And that's just for the Buzzsprout.
Codey:Yeah, so that's just to sponsor our channel itself, not necessarily Buzzsprout. Buzzsprout is just like a no like to keep the. There's a directory for us to be able to put everything out, but, like I said, we'll have the link in there. If you want to sponsor, then so be it. If not, welcome.
Justin:Anyway, we still love you. Who cares Either way?
Codey:Love you. Bye.
