Ep 45 - Soft Girl Spooky Season

Episode Summary:

We’re leaning all the way into early spooky season with fall food cravings, blunt book opinions, and two community events we’re finally launching. Between new studio set reveals and a full Napa spa day recap, we’re talking boundaries at home, reading rituals, and what actually makes a plot twist worth screaming about.

🍲 early fall cravings for soups, carbs, and cozy reading setups
 📚 romance novel misses vs the rereads that still slap
 🕵️ thriller speculation with spoiler tag etiquette because some of y’all are unhinged
 📖 reading rituals we swear by and our non negotiable home privacy norms
 ☕ local coffee and matcha pop ups we’re obsessed with
 💐 coffee book flower collab day details
 💘 Pitch Perfect Singles Edition format, flow, and the rules we need people to follow
 🎃 studio spooky sets and the creative concepts we cannot wait to shoot
 💆 spa day highlights and service notes for the girls who need the tea
 🍁 fall porch décor ideas and a little microbusiness talk because of course

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:02

It's on. Alright. Like Donkey Kong. This is our spooky season episode. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Which I think that we are, you know, it's not even fall yet. No. What's the first day of fall? What did we say? I think it's September 22nd. Yeah, we got a couple weeks ago. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

We're just like really preparing for it. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm so fucking ready. I just like crank my AC up even more so it's hella cold in here and I just have my blankets. Oh chili.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I am ready for fall uh food weather, like winter, like soups and stews. Like, you know, I just I'm so bored with like the food that we've been eating lately.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

I know. I've been wanting to make some soups, and I'm like, it's it's still kind of hot. I can't make it yet.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:49

But yeah, because in November we have our soup soiree for the book club.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited about this popcorn one too. I'm wondering how these are all these flavors are gonna taste.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Yeah, I don't you know, I only like a couple kinds of popcorn. I don't know, I'm not really adventurous with my popcorn.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

Yeah, I will see that. Yeah, we'll see what people come up with.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

Yeah, I mean I'll try some stuff, but I I don't know if I'm gonna like it.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Yeah. I mean Ari said she's gonna bring her popcorn machine. Christy says she has one too. That's crazy. They just have popcorn machines at home. It's like a carnival. How fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

She's popping while we're talking about our books.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

Which I haven't even started yet. Okay, wait, but what book were you reading? What are you reading right now?

SPEAKER_01 1:32

I read Funny Story. Oh yeah, what do you think of it? You know, I couldn't really connect with the characters. Not my type of people. Especially him. He's like a soner. Yeah, like I don't really like that. Like, that's not really my jam. And then just like, he's not very I mean, he is responsible, but also not responsible.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:57

So I have a hard time with that. Um too many side characters for me, too. I was like, I don't really give a fuck about it. They were kind of fluffy. Yeah, at the library too much. Like her one best friend that she became friends with. But the other people, too many side characters for me. I was just like, eh, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Yeah, I mean I I did really like that book, but I agree with like him. I didn't really love him as a character. I just didn't I don't know. And I feel like once I you know it's very obvious from the beginning, like how the book's gonna end, whatever. Yeah. But I just was like, nah, this is the guy that we're gonna go with.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

And like I secretly wanted him to be like in other books, like where actually he's like really responsible, but he's just like playful, like he owns the winery. Mm-hmm. Something. Like, so that it shows like that he, you know, he owns a winery, but he's just like this kind of guy because of his regular is just like fine, and he still is responsible. It's just like, yeah, I mean, I you know, we read these books, and I I want to have these like like book boyfriends, and I want to have you know, and so that just wasn't really one for me. You don't want to date him. No, that long hair, and then the overgrown beard, you know, it's just like you know, and she's like, Yeah, I mean whatever, and she's just such a people pleaser, which I get too. Um, and then she kind of finds her footing and stuff. It's just like yeah, just not my kind of characters, and the dad, the Disneyland dad. Typical. I mean, I I could relate to that, but I just felt like uh you're just falling for this. Of course he's gonna leave. Yeah, and then the part where like he like tries to go get the dad to come back, and then he doesn't tell her, and there's just like these this huge mishap of like then he goes to the girl's house, the ex-girlfriend, and helps her move, and they switch cars, and I'm like, Yeah, I mean, that's that kind of guy. I get it, but like, not my kind of guy. Not doing that. You're definitely telling me, like, you're calling me right away and saying, like, hey, she called me. I'm just gonna she's crying. I don't know, I'm gonna go over there, see what's up. Like, you can either come with me or not.

SPEAKER_00 4:18

Yeah, you can't just like disappear and have no excuse and it looks so bad because you're just with your ex-girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Yeah, it's just that's like that felt that all fell apart for me. My mind wanted to go to the typical, like, I guess the thing is like you know, the all the books are the fucking same. So then they go to the they go to the wedding together, and then they fall in love, and they finally decide that they love each other at the wedding, and like that's where my mind was going, instead of like, oh, they broke it off, and then there's this series of like craziness, and then yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

So Yeah, I was kind of hoping the wedding was gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Yeah, like I want them to go there and be like, oh, they really love each other, and like all these things. I think good ending or whatever, and it I think it's fine and stuff, but yeah, I don't know, and then there was too much mystery, I think, about why the sister was there. Like, just say what happened, like we don't have to keep streaming that along, like what happened, you know.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

And it wasn't even anything serious, too. Like they kind of hyped it up too much, and then it was like, Oh, that's it. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

So it made me reread. I reread Happy Place though. Oh, you did? I did. I reread Happy P Place because I remember liking Happy Place. There is I love that book. There, you know, because that one's like kind of more heartbreaking a little bit. Like the way that like their relationship like ended was like kind of awful, and they're so depressed and like all this stuff. Um, and I think there was like some funny parts in there. Um, and so it made me reread that and uh that happy place is much better than funny story. I think so too. I don't I've read a lot of her books, like I told you before, and I just I don't I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 6:00

She's not your favorite author.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

No, I can't connect with them, I can't connect with the characters. I don't know what it is that I why I can't connect with them, but I just feel like I don't know, and she I I mean she likes to tell stories about groups too. Like she has a lot of groups in her stories, and maybe that's why. I mean, I do find it odd when I read books and then they don't have any side characters, like there's no like she doesn't have a best friend or anything. Yeah. I always find it so odd uh that they didn't develop like a storyline for the main characters to have friends, but to have too many people that I have to like worry about, I yeah. Yeah, um reading. Did wait, so did you like it? Did you like funny story?

SPEAKER_00 6:48

Yeah, yeah, you like it. I mean I did, I just like I don't know. I liked it and I do like Emily Henry's writing style, but yeah, I wasn't sold on the guy, the boyfriend.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Yeah, the problem is she doesn't do enough dialogue for me, and I think dialogue moves a story along for me. Instead of thinking it, I want things to start happening, and she does a lot of thinking to move the story along, and I just don't really like that.

SPEAKER_00 7:15

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I was trying so hard to finish my book last night, but I kept falling asleep. Oh, the uh Perfect Divorce. The second one, second one, because I read the perfect marriage and I really liked it, and then The Perfect Divorce, which I so far I think it's really good. I mean, Chris.

SPEAKER_01 7:31

Christy said she didn't really like the second one, right?

SPEAKER_00 7:33

She said it wasn't as good. I think she said it was mostly like the ending seemed like you were kind of hypey up, and then she was like, Oh, that's how it ended. So I'm a little bit nervous about that. But I'm at I think I'm at like 86%. Just like the book Um The Last Thing He Told Me. Yep, yep, that one too.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

That was so much potential. Like when she was in Texas and she was like revving up to like, you know, like find things out and stuff, and then it just like nothing.

SPEAKER_00 8:06

It just disintegrated. The whole storyline just went to shit after that.

SPEAKER_01 8:10

It's weird because I think people like that book.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

I loved it. 75% of the book, I loved it. The last 25% I could do without. I was like, what? Come on. But yeah, I don't know. On this one, I so okay, if you're listening and you haven't read this book, The Perfect Divorce. This is spoiler alert. Turn it off. Uh yeah, so the part that I'm on, like the main character, it just died. But I'm getting I just it's like I don't believe it. It seemed like it was too easy, and I'm like, mmm, like I feel like maybe she's not dead. Maybe it's like they're acting like she's dead. It's like her ex-well, it's not even her ex-husband, they're still married, but they're like going through a divorce, and so he like hires a hitman to kill her. But like, it just seemed so the hitman, she thinks that this guy is like a she has a foundation and it's like uh helps like felons like get back out in the world or whatever. So there's this like felon who the husband was like, because they do the foundation together, and so he was like, I think this guy's really good, but it's a fake thing. Well, I think he really is a felon, but like he wasn't really doing this program, right? He was trying to kill her, yeah. So he's just trying to set it up, and then the guy is kind of like kind of seducing her a little bit, and so she like kind of is falling for it, and then it turns out they're like she invites him over for dinner, they're eating dinner, then they like have sex, and then right after he shoots her, supposedly he shoots her right after they had sex, and then he's sending photos to the husband to be like, Alright, it's done, and it's saying like he's looking at the photos, sees this pool of blood under her, all this shit, and he's mad that he had sex with her. Now he's fucking pissed. He's like, Why did you have to have sex with her first? And he's like, What does it matter? She's fucking dead now, right?

SPEAKER_01 10:06

What?

SPEAKER_00 10:07

So it's kind of silly, and I was just like, There's no way, like, there's no, like, I feel like maybe it's gonna come out like they were fake because she's so sm so much smarter than him. I think it's gonna be like she knew this was gonna happen or something, and then they planned it, her and the felon like planned this whole thing, and they're like faking it and like put fake blood and make it look like it. So we'll see. I mean, I only have 15% left on of the book, but I was god, I was trying so hard and I just kept dozing off. And then I would wake up and you kind of have to reread a page, and you're like, shit. Yeah, you can't do that. So I was like, I want to go to bed because I want to be really awake for this.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

So, did you watch how to get away with murder?

SPEAKER_00 10:50

Yes, I love that's one of my favorite shows ever. I love that show. I watched the whole series twice. I loved it. Yeah, yeah. I really, really like that show. I mean, I really like Viola Davis, so yeah. Anything that she does, I think is good.

SPEAKER_01 11:04

Yeah, she's so good. Yeah, she's amazing, yeah. And she is just like raw in that one, I feel like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:10

Oh my gosh, she goes, yeah, she's it's you're just like, how do you even how do you do this acting? I know, so intense. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. I feel like I but I feel like so I've been reading and then I a lot of times it I read like at night, and so I will read and then I like to like open a window or open the door. Like I want like wind coming in, like I want it to be like chilly, you know, which sometimes it is lately and sometimes it's not. Yeah, and so when it's chilly, and then I want it to feel like fall.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

I'm just cozy, you just want to wear your sweater, yeah, and you're like knee-high socks and like fuzzy ones, and you're just like I'm cozy with my beanie, yeah, fully dressed, yeah, fully dressed, yeah, in the zip. Sweater and socks, no pants. Oh god, and just your beans, and my son's just upstairs.

SPEAKER_00 12:00

Cool.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Do you walk around with no pants on with around him or no?

SPEAKER_00 12:05

No, no, but I just I not no pants, but also most of my like pajama sets are like a little inappropriate probably to wear with like a 13-year-old boy around. But he's my son, so I'm just like, whatever. Yeah, you're not like but you're not at like a naked house. No, no, like I would be so embarrassed. I like it's like the shorts are kind of it's like yeah, maybe my butt cheeks are hanging out a little bit, and like I don't I definitely don't wear a bra around the house, and so like my nipples are just kind of like through the shirt, yeah. And so I was but and I try to be aware of it, like if he comes downstairs and it's like I put my hair for it because I always have my hair down and my hair is so long, I just put it right in front of my boobs. Yeah, so it's not just like I'm just out there, but also he he I don't know. I just feel like I mean I've said this before, I feel like even if I would be like editing boudoir photos at home, I don't try to like hide it from him, and I just don't want it to be like a I just don't want a woman's body to be so like sexualized to him, and so I'm just like okay, it's just a regular thing, it doesn't have to be yeah about that. So yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

Yeah, I mean we're naked house. I I said my son still sees me naked. I mean he's gay, but besides that, I mean he thinks girls are hot still, but like he's always seeing me naked, it's always just been butt naked all the time.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

That's crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

He was just naked.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Yeah, did I ever tell you when I was growing up, we had this house across the street, and we always thought they were fucking weird anyway. Like the the dad, especially was weird, but then like so they had two little kids. I mean, the kids were probably like eight, nine, ten-ish or whatever, and they were definitely naked, like their whole family would just be like fully naked, like the dad would just walk around with his dick out and everything.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

No, and like we never did like Drew never showed his dick to the kids. Well, that was just so in the football. Okay, but all that but like that. I mean, very, very young. Like, was it like yeah, probably like to me? I can never remember seeing her dad naked, right? Yeah, like at like she probably could never remember it.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

Oh no, this guy fully butt naked all the time, and the wife everything. And the thing is they would just leave their like uh windows open, like the blind. So you would also be seeing his dick. We would always see them, and then my grandparents, because it's my grandparents' house, and they'd be fucking pissed because they're like you can't have your dick out, and with these kids, yeah, yeah. And then they didn't give a fuck. Like then I was like, it's our house, don't fucking look in here if you don't want to see.

SPEAKER_01 14:32

Yeah, I think it's one thing for the moms to be naked, but it's another thing for the dad's dick to be out. The whole dick.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

Yeah, I was like, that's so weird. And they just had like these little kids and stuff, and you're walking around with their dick out. You can't put underwear on.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Yeah, because you know, I was I'm thinking like, yeah, for guys, it's probably a lot different. Like a lot earlier on, like before they're like four, they don't let their daughters like see them naked anymore or whatever. And I don't know if there's a situation where you really would see your dad naked. Yeah, why would you? Yeah, like if you're a baby and you guys both just got out of the shower and but you're an infant and then you get you know, like that's different, but like not at like moms still take showers with the kids, like I know that like a lot, like you know, when they're four or something, like I'm not sure when that stops either. I don't know what's appropriate. Like, I mean, I'm probably inappropriate because my kids just see me naked and they've always just seen me naked. Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, you definitely can't see your dad naked. Yeah, I don't know why it's so much worse. I know it because there's like a dick coming out, it's literally hanging out, so you're just seeing this dick coming out. That's so weird. And my phone's like yeah, that's probably why, right? Yeah, because boobs, like everyone sees boobs breastfeeding, whatever, you body sucked on them or something, and the vagina's just like tucked in, you know, it's not out there. No, but that that dick just coming right out.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

You're just walking, and it like swings around if you're walking. No, that's too much.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

Yeah, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Yeah, I mean, my ex-husband used to just like wear his underwear around the house, which I felt weird. And it's okay, and it's because he's not my son's dad, too. And it's a boy, I know it's a boy, like it definitely would have been I've been like that's inappropriate if they're like if I had a girl, if I had a daughter, I think I would have been like Well, would he walk around with his daughters? I think so. Yeah, no, he always had like shorts on, it put some shorts on. Shorts. But if it was just like us and like with Bentley, he would just wear like where are they light box briefs? Briefs. So they're like tight. So you just see your dick. Underwear a briefs, though, briefs, like shorts, they're like shorts, but they're tight, you know. So you fully see your dick, and I would just be like, You're just walking around the house.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

If Drew walked out like that right now, I'd be like, What are you doing? What? What's happening?

SPEAKER_00 16:59

I know.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

I was there an emergency, what's going on? You're just walking around. You lost all your clothes, yeah. Because that just but I literally could walk out of our bat bedroom and go in the kitchen butt naked and no one would say anything to me. That's so weird. And but Drew would walk out in his boxers, everyone would be like, What's happening? It would be too weird.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

Yeah, I don't even you know, my son doesn't even like he and I've never told him this, but like he always knocks on my door and waits till I say something before he comes in. I've never told him he had to do that. And then like once or twice, I can think of maybe, where like I was in the shower in the morning, but I didn't realize what time it was, and then like he had to leave because he takes the bus, you know. And so like he'll pop his head and just like mom, I'm leaving, but he will not, like, he's not gonna walk in, he's not gonna like I don't know, we it's just not that type of our kids will knock if they think Drew's in there.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

Uh because obviously they need to. Um, but if they know like he's out at his computer or something, they'll just walk in when it's me. Yeah. Like that's just kind of like they just do that because my kids are bad. Mm-hmm. I always knock on Brit's door.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

I you know me, I do.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

The nails.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

And that knows like I'm about to come in too. Yeah. Unless you go hit or something, but it's like you got about three seconds before I'm reaching for the door. Oh my god. So, like, you know, whatever you're doing. Zero privacy. Yeah, zero privacy in our house. Jesus. At least I give a warning.

SPEAKER_00 18:31

Yeah, you don't just barrel in.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

Well, you know, when they're little, I don't want to see my son jacking off or something.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

Yeah, I don't want to see any penises. Yeah, so I'm just I don't want to see them.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

I'm just like coming in. And if he's like, oh, I don't have my and then you know.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

Okay. Tamia though, pretty much open the door.

SPEAKER_00 18:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Different. Different. She's yeah. So that's so weird. Yeah, anyways, cozy vibes. Cozy vibes. How about the pumpkin spice lattes back?

SPEAKER_00 19:01

You know, I know you don't like it, and it's just so basic and whatever, but I love it, and I don't give a fuck what anyone says. But I never do, I've never liked just pumpkin spice on its own. I have to mix it with like, I get it with like white mocha. Eight pumps of uh no, not eight, but like I'll do I don't believe you. Not eight pumps of white mocha, that's too thick. It's like a sauce. It's a white mocha sauce. You can't get the sauce, you gotta get the Sarah.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

It'd be just a soup.

SPEAKER_00 19:29

Yeah, or I have been lately obsessed with putting like doing the getting the pumpkin spice chai at Starbucks. Fuck me up. You know, I don't like chai either.

unknown 19:42

God, I love chai.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

It's just what I don't want all those spices in there.

SPEAKER_00 19:47

I yeah, you had to have them all. I love I don't I'm gonna get one today now that I'm thinking about it.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

You know, I ordered from that new I don't know if it's new. Okay, the uh well we should also talk about this. Okay, uh the mango go-go. Is that what it's called? Matcha go-go? Um yeah. I don't know. It's an in-house place like Drip Society. Okay. But it's just matcha. So I've never tried matcha. Matcha go. My yeah, matcha go. And they're I mean you say mango a go-go? Yeah, I said mango go-go.

SPEAKER_00 20:18

Is that a that's something. It's something now.

SPEAKER_01 20:22

No, it mango go-go is from um chamba juice. That's one of the things. Like you just came up with that? No, no, no, no. So they do like a menu, just the same thing. But you can order anytime. Anytime of the day. Like it's like 9 to 5, Monday through Friday or something. Daily, 10 to 5 p.m. Wow. Yeah. And then you So she makes it out of her house. You just message them and you pick them up in their house. They live by me, like off Leisure Town. Oh, okay. And Elmyra. Leisure Town and Almyra. And it was really good. And I liked it. Um and then she has different flavors. Mango, I think I because I saw her mango one. They have like a strawberry one. And they're cute. And I just texted her and she was like, Alright, it'll be ready, and blah blah blah. And then Britt one picked it up for um Rihanna and I. So that's a new one too. So all these little pop-ups are coming up.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

Yeah, it's pretty cute.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

I like it.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Um I really wish that the coffee lady lived closer to us because I would go there a lot more. But she's literally 20 minutes from my house.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

And I have to be prepared. Like, maybe, I mean, I hope this doesn't happen, but maybe as it goes on and maybe she gets some help, like, she'll she won't like sell out too. Like, I feel like right now I have to be so prepared to like order something for her from her because it's not close, and you gotta put like kind of a pre-order in a little bit so that you have a pickup time. I need to be able to just be like, oh, I'm on my way. You know, like I have my last appointment today, and it's near her, like it's over. So, like, if I could just go do that and that, but she's also not open today.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

Yeah, so too much.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

She, yeah, she's just like a one-woman show right now with her baby at home, too.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

Yeah, that's a lot. I mean, she needs a runner at bare minimum. She needs a sous chef, yeah. Someone to help her out. Someone who's doing all that. Should we talk about our event that we're having with her? Yeah, okay. So we have two events that are coming up. Yeah, one with her. So we're saying her. Her name's Taylor. She owns Drip Society in Fairfield, California. And it's like a little in-house coffee shop. And she has like the dopest flavors. Yeah, I love them. Oh my god. My so my favorite is her, it's like a banana bread coffee, like a banana bread flavor. It's called the daily bread. Oh my god, it's so good. And then my favorite.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

The sticky rice.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

Mango sticky rice.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

Oh, it was so good. Like, what the fuck? And then she had the cereal theme that one time. And then I haven't tried the matcha one. I haven't tried the matcha one.

SPEAKER_00 22:56

And then um Mariah, I think, got the matcha. She loved it. She did.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

Oh, she loved it. Then she had, I mean, she's been having different. Oh she just did like a little fall flavor kind of drop. Cookie butter s'mores. Oh my god. Pumpkin cheesecake latte. Oh, I wanted to try the apple pie a la mode. Pumpkin spice creme brulee. They have the pumpkin banana bread latte.

SPEAKER_00 23:23

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

So that's probably the one you. And then she has like catch a flight where you can get a flight of three.

SPEAKER_00 23:29

And she has the cups that have like, it's like a double cup. So it's a big, kind of like almost like a venti size. Split drip. Split. Split drip cup. Split in half. But it's one cup. Like you're holding it like it's one cup, but it literally has like a divider. So you have one drink on one side and one drink on the other.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

12 ounces on each side. That is so cool. The matcha that she has right now is the banana foster's matcha latte. So yeah, I mean, I need to try all those. But it's hard because so like this week, if she was only open Tuesday and Thursday. Yeah. She was closed for the Solano Mom's group today. They're having like a little thing. Um, and then she's closed Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday. Which I get. Like, I mean, she's just starting out, like, you know, she has kids and like all the things, so it's like tough. But we're doing an event with her. It's like coffee shop day. Pinkdoor. We haven't named yet. We don't really know yet.

SPEAKER_00 24:19

It's just like a little collab with Pinkdoor and Drip Society.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

And actually, um Falling Books is gonna be there.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

Boop.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

She messaged us and said she would love to come. So she's like a mobile book bar. Um, and she's gonna come set up a whole thing for us. Um, and then we'll have flowers too.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

So it's like a flower flower shop, bookstore, coffee shop. Oh my god, it's gonna be so cute.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

It's gonna be on October 11th.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Saturday, October 11th, from 8 to 12.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Yeah, and people can just like hang out. We're gonna have live music. God, my dog's just walking in circles. Sorry. Um, we're gonna do all these things. It's gonna be so fun.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

It's gonna be so cute. It's gonna be so cute. And then um, and then we have another event.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

Another event was born here.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

We oh yeah on the last podcast. We went to the couple. So we are going to do it. Our pitch a single friend event. Yes. So we're gonna do it hopefully September 26th. We're still kind of working out the details with our bartender for that night, but we're gonna host it at the studio and we're gonna have a bartender there with dranks. Well, she's there'll be mocktails and cocktails, and then we're gonna have people submit kind of like a little application if they want to pitch their single friend. Yeah, because you can only have like five to ten. Yeah, we can't have too many pitches.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

It's not like you say, Oh, yeah, 30 people could sign up and you could do that. Like too many.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

It'll take too much.

SPEAKER_01 25:50

We'll be there for 10 hours. Just falling asleep with pitches.

unknown 25:54

What?

SPEAKER_00 25:55

Yeah, so everyone's gonna come and maybe like the first 30 minutes is just like mingling, getting drinks, everyone's like taking their seats, and then we're gonna put all of our furniture, set it up like a lounge, and we're gonna get some loungy lighting and shit. And then oh, it's gonna be so cute. And then everyone who is doing a pitch, they're gonna go up and they're doing like a full like a presentation, like a like a PowerPoint presentation about their friend. They only have three minutes, and they're gonna basically they're trying to sell their friend off. They're like, Here, you should date my friend because of X, Y, and Z. And then there'll be a QR code at the end of their presentation. So anyone who's like interested in that person can scan the QR code to whatever, like get their phone number, their Instagram, or however we're gonna do it. So they can get in contact with them in case they don't have time to talk to them that night, because the pitches will probably take like an hour and a half, and then we're gonna afterwards have another hour of just like mingling, drinking, hanging out, so everyone can talk to whoever, but you might not have time to talk to all the people that you wanted to. Plus, it's just an open event, so any other single people who aren't getting pitched. Yeah, they can come. Then come they can come, they can bring non-single friends.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

The whole point is that like you only have you know, however many people pitching. The whole point is to have all these other single people there that aren't getting pitched to like to date them, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:10

And then we'll have because there's obviously gonna be a lot of people who like have friends who aren't single who want to come or they want to be the ones to pitch or whatever. So we're gonna have like red and green little bracelets so you know who's single and who's not, which make it a little bit easier. So yeah, that's gonna be really fun. I'm excited. Such a weird little event. I know. Hopefully, we get some guys. We gotta get some guys. We need to get some guys in there.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

We can't do it if it's just all girls. Well, I'll look at a lesbian event, yeah. Lesbian event where like the girls aren't even lesbians, right? That wouldn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_00 27:45

You're pitching to make friends, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

Just friends, it's just pitch to be friends.

SPEAKER_00 27:50

That's what it'll turn into.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

No, we can't do that. We can't do that. No way.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

That's hella cute though. That's a cute idea.

SPEAKER_01 27:55

Yeah. Pitch your friends next time.

SPEAKER_00 27:57

Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah, I like it. Um, yeah, so we're gonna do it and we're gonna see how it goes. I mean, we're gonna try and promote it everywhere on social media, and hopefully we get a good amount of people, but I hope it gets a good amount, like a good ratio of guys and girls coming.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

Which is always very difficult, I think. Yeah, like when you go to the club and stuff, there's always more girls than guys.

SPEAKER_00 28:19

And the and sometimes the guys, I mean, what what quality of guys are we getting?

SPEAKER_01 28:25

I mean, hopefully we're gonna get some good ones.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

I mean, I hope that the girls are like bringing guys, like they're bringing their brother, or they're bringing like they're bringing single guys that they know and can vouch for. They're not a murderer. I mean, maybe they are.

SPEAKER_01 28:39

I mean, as long as they can give some good dick, then murder whoever you want.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

Yeah, whatever. And then this one, I mean, we went back and forth on whether or not we should have like an age parameter. But I think we decided because it's this first event, we're gonna leave it kind of open, I don't know. Or make it a big age gap that's like 25 to 45. Yeah, I think 25 to 45. I think that's fine, and then we'll just see how it goes and then decide if we do it next time if we want to like make them smaller age groups. Yeah, but you just I don't want to cut it off, I don't want to cut it off because we don't really know.

SPEAKER_01 29:21

Yeah, because like what if there's some 30 year olds they want to date the 25 year olds?

SPEAKER_00 29:24

For sure.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

Yeah, of course, that's what they want to date. Yeah, and the 25 year olds, they want to date 30-year-olds.

SPEAKER_00 29:30

Mm-hmm. Yeah, so it's okay. Who wants to date the 45-year-olds though? Who? The 40-year-olds. The 40s. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

Like I hope we get a good range of even 35-year-olds, some of them will date 30, 45 year olds. Yeah, people just have like all kinds of different I mean, the 25 year olds might want to date the 45-year-olds and the 45-year-olds might want to date the 25-year-old. Yeah, you never know. So, I mean, you really don't know what kind of connection we're gonna make here.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

Oh god, yeah. So, like, you know. What are we calling it? We're calling it pitch perfect singles edition.

SPEAKER_01 29:57

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 29:58

So fucking cute. Yeah, it's gonna be so fun.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

People should just come. Just come to watch.

SPEAKER_00 30:03

Yeah, they're mean too. You could just come and like just watch the pitches happen and just like get drunk.

SPEAKER_01 30:07

Have some drinks and just hang out, just like a little event.

SPEAKER_00 30:09

Oh my god. Yeah, we're supposed to day. God, we gotta promote it right away. Yeah, that's it. Scary.

unknown 30:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

What else do we have going on? Oh, we're going so we are launching all of our spooky season sets at the studio.

SPEAKER_01 30:26

Sexy, sexy.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

So we have like a dark romance set. So we have our book wall. We're gonna move our book wall into our moody room so it's like black, it's dark in there.

SPEAKER_02 30:35

There's it too.

SPEAKER_00 30:36

And then we have like these crimson roses. So we'll have like a dark romance set. We also have uh we're gonna do like a witchy one. Little witch. Baddest witch in town. That's what I'm gonna do. Angela's hat.

SPEAKER_01 30:51

Yeah, so cute. For all the baddies. So cute.

SPEAKER_00 30:55

All the bad witches.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

Um yeah, there are good witches.

SPEAKER_00 30:59

Are there good witches? Yeah. So what else? We have ooh little femme fatale. We're just gonna have kind of like red and different things in with cigarettes.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

I love cigarettes.

SPEAKER_00 31:11

Yeah, just some fun shit.

SPEAKER_01 31:13

I saw that. There's like that trend where it goes, unfortunately, I do love and my first. I just want to do it. Unfortunately, I do love cigarettes. Drinking too much, you know, like all the horrible things that I love. I just want to like do it. Name them, name them all off.

SPEAKER_00 31:25

Let's do it. And then we're gonna have like a little candlelit set where it's just all dark moody, just with all these candles and everything. So cute. I can't remember if there was one. I mean, we tried to narrow it to four because we have two hard ideas. So yeah, we're just gonna we're launching those right now. So for the next like six weeks, we'll be promoting our spooky season sets. Yeah. And all these spooky bitches will come in.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

I'm gonna do one too.

SPEAKER_00 31:54

Yeah, we have to.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

We haven't done one in a long time.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

I was thinking I was thinking that, oh god, I gotta drink my coffee. I got my coffee warmer over here.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

She's like, I gotta get my coffee warmer.

SPEAKER_00 32:07

Well, because I you know, I make coffee at home and I drink it, and then I kinda like to I I drink it kind of slow and then it gets cold. I don't like when my coffee gets cold, so I got a little coffee warmer. It's so good.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

Tell us about your new boyfriend.

SPEAKER_00 32:21

Which new boyfriend?

SPEAKER_01 32:22

The one I just listened to. My bumble guy?

SPEAKER_00 32:23

Yeah, the one you just listened to. Holy fuck. Okay, so I matched with this guy on Bumble, and I was like kind of excited about him, and then I I went to Where does he live? Here this this is the part. This is the part that I was gonna tell you it's bad.

SPEAKER_04 32:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:40

I mean, right now he lives in Santa Rosa, so like an hour and away an hour away, which that's already too far. But I mean, I did date some someone in Santa Rosa before, and um so it's like he lives in Santa Rosa, but then I went back because I feel like when you're swiping, you're looking, I mean you're reading their stuff. I mean, I do. I like to read the bios and like I look at all the photos.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

See, I like to read the Bible.

SPEAKER_00 33:04

Okay, that's the weird person. That took a weird turn. Um I like to read the bios, the profiles, whatever you want to call them. Um, but it's not until I actually match with someone I like do a deep dive on their profile, you know, because like why waste my time like going through all the little intricate details of their profile? Like, if it looks pretty good and their bio sounds good, the pictures look good, I'm gonna swipe. Yes, figure it out later. Yeah, it's not a big deal because you don't even fucking match with most of these people, so I'm not gonna waste my time. So, anyway, once I go back and I'm like hell into it, I'm like, okay, okay, whatever. I get down to the part, it's like towards the bottom because you have these prompts and shit. And then I read, he is moving to San Diego on September 27th. So in two weeks, he'll be fucking gone. I'm like, what? So it's just to have a little fun with, which I don't want to do that, yeah, I don't need to do that. And so I was like, ugh. But it's weird because it says like lives in Santa Rosa and whatever. So sometimes I feel like people they write stuff and then they forget that that's on their bio. Like, I'll ask people about stuff and then they go, oh no, I I'm not moving, or like weird stuff, and they're like, Oh, I forgot that was still on my profile, and then they go back and take it off or whatever. So I was like, Maybe he's not, maybe he's changed his mind. He's not moving. So I message him, I'm like, Are you you really are moving to San Diego? And he's like, Yeah, with kind of like the little like um, what's the emoji? You're like, you're like melting. And so what does that even mean?

SPEAKER_01 34:33

You're just fucking melting away. What are you coming home from Tahoe? Like, what's happening?

SPEAKER_00 34:40

I often wonder if I misuse emojis. Oh, me too.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

I'm just like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 34:47

That's like the one I would use. I'll just use this and you figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 34:51

Cause they're so confusing. What do they mean? It's like you need uh a diagram that says, like, okay, this means this emotion, this means this emotion.

SPEAKER_00 35:00

Well, you know, I don't know if this is still a thing, but okay, so back when I was in high school and I used to go on like forums, kind of like Reddit. Like I used to go on forums, yeah, and you would you could do emojis, but the you didn't have like emojis on your keyboard or anything that you couldn't like right-click do emoji. So you had to type it was like colon and then like tears colon or whatever. So it kind of would like I feel like sometimes it would like describe the emoji a little bit more. So I always think that like, what would I yeah?

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Because when I look at the damn emojis, you're just like, what are you supposed to even use these for? Like, what are we using these for?

SPEAKER_00 35:38

Yeah, I don't know. Everybody has our favorites, but oh yeah, okay, okay. So I'm like, You're you are moving. He's like, Yeah. So then I'm just like, all right, so I kind of just was like, fuck off. I didn't message him. Then he messaged me back, I'm recording my phone, so I can't look at his message, but he said something like okay, because in his bio it says he's a spicy book narrator, and I was like, What? And so then he writes something like, but I could do I could do a little spicy book session though, or something like that. And I was like, What does that? I was like, that sounds interesting. What exactly does that entail? Like, what do you mean? What are you saying? I don't even understand what you're saying, and then he and then he writes back, Well, you're the host, the world is your oyster. You let me know, or something. I was like, first of all, don't ever say the world is your oyster.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

You eat my oyster. What? I I really hate people like that talk like that.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

I also hate when you brought it up, you offered to do something, so I'm asking for clarification on what you're what you're saying, and then you're like, I don't know, what's your idea? I don't fucking even know what you're talking about. So I just didn't write him back again. I was just like, whatever, dude. So then last night he comes back, does a voice note. It's just like 20 seconds.

SPEAKER_01 36:57

So embarrassing. It's like so embarrassing, like I can't even believe it. Like, should we play it? I wish I could play it. I mean, I could play the video.

SPEAKER_00 37:06

Like you put it in the recording? Uh-huh. Okay, good. We'll try and put the recording in there. So, first of all, it's awful quality. Like the first like 10 seconds, we couldn't even really understand.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

It sounds like he's talking inside of his pocket.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

Yeah, like his phone's being like and he wasn't like he was just saying, like, oh, well, it could be whatever you want, and then he was like, It could be an excerpt from like your favorite book or whatever, and he goes, PG, of course. But the thing that made it the most hilarious so embarrassing. Don't even say that. And you're like, PG, of course. The most embarrassing part was it's like you could tell he doesn't have a super deep voice, and he was trying to make his voice sound deeper, so he's like, Well, that's over.

SPEAKER_03 37:52

Well, it could be whatever you want.

SPEAKER_01 37:54

Oh, we have to we're gonna insert right here.

SPEAKER_03 37:56

It could be uh excerpt from your favorite PG book.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

It's really just like you're saying it's just a lady, it's just a lesbian talking to you.

SPEAKER_00 38:11

I just so I haven't responded yet. So now, are you going to respond to that? I want to respond back and do it in that voice.

SPEAKER_01 38:20

No, yeah, that's no, that's more embarrassing. Don't do that. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_00 38:25

And he's like saying a PG part. I'm gonna give him the spiciest part of a book that I know and say, read this. Yeah, I'll give you a dark book, and read it in your regular voice because read it in your narrator.

SPEAKER_01 38:37

I'll tell you, I've I've read the darkest books. Maybe that's why I'm such in a book like funk. It's just like, how do you get go back from that?

SPEAKER_00 38:44

Right. You go too far, and then you can. Yeah, I went too far.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

It's like watching like the worst porn, like the scariest one.

unknown 38:51

What?

SPEAKER_01 38:51

And then you like scary? How am I supposed to have regular sex? Like that kind of thing. Oh no. Yeah, like that's how I think I went. I mean, you know, I told you I read about all these like brother and sister ones having sex, and I read about and I don't even know why I read these books. I was like, I just need to finish what the storyline is, and they were so horrible. Yeah, they weren't real brother and sister, but brotherfucker. They're a foster brother and sister, and then even the age gap one that I kept telling you about. You're like, what? Oh my god, it's too much. Yeah, it's always the boyfriend's dad. She always sleeps with the boyfriend's dad. I can't believe that's like the a full thing. Like, hella books are about that.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

I couldn't even imagine that. Yeah, you're just sleeping with your boyfriend's dad. I don't think I've ever had a boyfriend whose dad I would have to sleep with. I had a boyfriend whose dad wanted to sleep with me. Yeah, I was like 16.

unknown 39:44

Huh?

SPEAKER_00 39:45

And he would always make comments about my body all the time. And then one time, this is really awful. I was kind of traumatized by this for like a little bit, and then I couldn't go to his house for a long time.

SPEAKER_04 39:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:54

Because one time, um me and like my boyfriend read the house, but nobody was there. And so obviously we had sex. And then I took a shower, and then I get out of the shower, and like his bedroom door was just open. His fucking dad came home early from work, walks up the stairs, and that's right where he just saw me fully naked. And it was like uh it was like I just froze, like I didn't even like grab my towel or something. I was literally just frozen, and he just stood there for like a couple seconds, just staring at me, and then just walked off, didn't say anything, and I was like, Scary. Oh my god. And then I already like he already makes such weird comments to me all the time and wants to like hug me and stuff, and I was like, God, your dad's so weird. I mean, his dad was like an alcoholic and a stoner and stuff, so he was just always kind of fucked up. Yeah, uh, but I was like, I don't I can't go to your house anymore.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

Yeah, it's too weird.

SPEAKER_00 40:45

I was scared of your dad, kind of.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

Yeah. Too weird.

SPEAKER_00 40:49

Yeah. So it was weird. And I mean, I dated this guy for a long time. Like it went into I mean, I was like 20, I was still dating him, and then I would see his dad, and I'd be like, Oh god, here we go. Hey Steve.

SPEAKER_01 41:02

Thanks for seeing my tits yesterday, Steve. That's so weird. I mean, I just I find these men are just just so disgusting.

SPEAKER_04 41:11

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

Yeah. I mean, women too, I'm sure they do it too, but men, I think, do it more.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

I mean, that's just women. Like, I'm trying to think of it, I'm trying to s like flip-flop the scenario, and I think, okay, let's say I had a daughter and her boyfriend was over, and then I saw her boyfriend naked, I would be mortified. I would literally be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I would run away. Like, I would be like, I can't be in my own house anymore. And then I feel like I would be apologizing so much. Yeah. He literally acted like not like he stood there for a second and stared at me and then just never said anything.

SPEAKER_01 41:45

One time Drew saw my mom's tits.

SPEAKER_00 41:46

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_01 41:47

Mm-hmm. What? We were going to school and like she was at the top of the landing and we were down here and she was putting her sweatshirt on, but I think something was like her shirt was stuck underneath it. Like, we're waiting for her like this effect.

SPEAKER_00 42:02

So now I was like, oh no. Oh my god. He was like, yep. Scary.

SPEAKER_01 42:11

Okay, well, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 42:14

What can you do?

SPEAKER_01 42:15

What what are you gonna do at this point, you know?

SPEAKER_00 42:17

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 42:18

He's like, what do you want me to do, Dre Michael? Fuck, okay. That's funny. Which it is funny because I mean at that point, you know, my mom was only like 38 or something. Dodge, like our age. Yeah, like 39. Because I had Tamiya when I was 16 at and she was 40. So, uh, yeah. Like she was like 38 or 39, and then you just start nice.

SPEAKER_00 42:51

Yeah, probably nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:54

No. School year. It's kind of funny. Oh my gosh. It's funny to do the opposite, too.

SPEAKER_00 43:02

But also, I feel like if you're the parent and then they see you, you're not as embarrassed.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

My I don't think my mom even knew.

SPEAKER_00 43:13

Right, yeah. Yeah, she didn't even know.

SPEAKER_01 43:14

She didn't even know, you know. I mean, I just returns immediately, you know. I'm like, what's happening?

SPEAKER_00 43:19

I mean, I would be very embarrassed if one of my son's friends saw me naked or saw my boobs. So then what? Do you also text the parent? I would. Oh, for sure, I would. Yeah, like if you definitely because a lot of people can go home and be like, I saw Billy's mom's boobs, and they're like, Well, she's just over there flashing my son.

SPEAKER_01 43:33

Well, do you think that the age difference too, like it'd be different, like if they were like a let 10, 11, 12, and then like 17, 18 like friends? Like, you don't need to. If you're 17, you don't need to really call your parents and say, like, hey, like, I he accidentally saw my boobs. Like, he's probably not gonna tell you. But the 10, 11, 12 year olds, like, you might need to say something.

SPEAKER_00 43:54

I mean, my son's 13, like, I for sure right now, if that happened, oh yeah, I would tell the parents. I'd be like, Well, this is what happened, sorry. Yeah. Uh just letting you know. Embarrassing. Just so you know, your son.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

Yeah, I mean, weird stuff, like you can't, like, we don't really let any of uh Rihanna's friends come over when Drew's just there. We wouldn't, we wouldn't even let like people spend the night if Drew was only there. Um, just like weird things. Sucks. Yeah, you're not gonna do anything. You just never know. Scary. Yeah, it's such a weird thing, you know, and we don't allow sleepovers, like it's like it's like a lot of weird stuff.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 44:32

Yeah. I mean, I don't know if it's different. We I was just talking about this with Riley. Like, I feel like I was never even home. I was always sleeping at my friend's house. I mean, I'm sure I think it's different maybe with girls. Yeah, I think for one. Um, I mean, it was always like I was at my friend's house or they were at my house. Always sleepovers, sleepovers, sleepovers. But I also think it's a different time.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

Yeah, I think so too. I think it's a different time. Also, I think it depends on your kid. Like, I think Rihanna would just be gone all the time if we let her be gone all the time. She would just be at someone's house, like, just like I don't know, oversaying her welcome for sure. Because she loves to be gone or whatever. But I yeah, I don't know. It's just, you know, nah, you just gotta be home at night. Also, we live around the like we live down the street. What are you guys doing? And I do think now, like, you know, yeah, I mean it's fun to sleep over and you just talk and you're talking a bunch of bullshit, but whatever. I know if people do like the drop, I mean, I wouldn't do this. I mean, you could just go over there, but people let them stay till like 10 or 11 and then they drop them back off in the morning at like 8 a.m. Oh yeah. Like I've heard of those kind of things happening, you know.

SPEAKER_00 45:43

Yeah. I don't like never really I mean, I like I said, I don't really know. I guess boys are kind of different, but I feel like he had like couple sleepovers when he was a little bit younger, and he was just he was just like, No, I don't want to do that again. That was boring. Like he was just kind of like, I'd rather just be at my house in my own bed. And because like also he spent the night over, you know, at the neighborhood, she's like really religious, and she's also so strict with her kids. I mean, so he went over there to spend the night, and it's a weekend, and they're having this sleepover and all this up, and then she made them go to bed at like nine o'clock.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

Yeah, I think that's a problem too, is Rihanna stays up really late. I mean, that's hard even with like my brother-in-laws. One of them, his kid goes to bed earlier. She's a little bit younger than them, though, like a year and a half or so. And then one of them, he lets them like kind of stay up late, which we kind of just let her stay up till especially for like if they're staying the night, or if you stay the night at other people's houses with her, which is like whatever, like stay up till however you want. But one of I brought my brother-in-law's, he like puts his daughter to bed, like, and she like needs to go to bed and stuff, and so like I'm always like, sorry, you have to go to bed, you know, like it's like and she's fine with it and stuff, but there have been little um not with like Rihanna, but like we all kind of got not all we got into it, but there was a situation when we went to Mexico, and then one of the brothers was like, My kid doesn't have a bedtime, and the other brother was like, I mean, it was already midnight, and so it was late, and we were catching a flight the next day, yeah. So it was just like, okay, well, like, I mean, why can't they just go to bed now? It's midnight. We're not talking about it's eight o'clock at night, like yeah, whatever. I mean, Rihanna probably would stay up another hour and a half, but so what? She can go to bed right now. So there was like a weird situation, and it's like, I mean, whatever. Also, like, I don't really give a shit what kids think. Like, I'm always like, go to bed if I say, or if like, yeah, you decide you want to spend the night at your friends or whoever, and they have this rule, then you gotta go to bed. Like, yeah, that's what are you doing with pushing back? You're just up, like doing like my brother-in-law calls it individual screen time. So you're just doing your individual screen time while this person's sleeping. Like just fucking go to bed and then get up in the morning and play. What's the big deal? Yeah. If that's what you decide, then you don't spend the night then. It's fine, right? Like, it's okay. So, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:04

Yeah, it was just kind of funny when he was just like, nine o'clock. And I'll be back. Yeah, that's so early. It's so early. Nine o'clock? It was like a Saturday night. Yeah, no. Oh my, I was like, and so he's like, I don't want to go there. I don't want to sleep over again.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

Yeah, it's like one thing if it's like a school night, and even on school nights, Rihanna, Rihanna's bedtime's like 10 o'clock.

SPEAKER_00 48:21

Like 9 30.

SPEAKER_01 48:23

Yeah, hers is 10 o'clock. My thing is it can be later as long as you can get up in the morning and do what you need to do. If I start seeing that you can't get up and do what you do, then yeah, it needs to, but that little bitch gets up by herself, gets herself ready, she'll curl her damn hair, get ready, go to school. She'll walk to school by herself, like, does the whole thing. Yeah. So it's like, okay, you can do that and get up at seven, then I'm fine with it. And you know, sometimes she goes to bed earlier. Obviously, after practices, she's a little bit more tired and stuff, but if you could do it, fine.

SPEAKER_00 48:55

Yeah. So I know I'm always threatening Bentley with the earlier bedtime when he doesn't want to get up in the mornings. He hates waiting. Do you have to help him? Yes. Yeah. Still, and like he'll have his alarm, but he'll just snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze. And I'm like, and I even put this alarm across the room, and like he just has such a hard time, and so I'm still getting him up. And I told him the other day, I was like, You're 13 years old, dude. Like, I can't just be like waking you up like your mommy's just waking you up in the mornings and stuff. And he's like, Well, it is really hard for me to wake up. I'm like, you gotta get it together at some point, like, because what happens to like you know, he has a certain time he wants me to wake him up, and then it's like, you know, I'm downstairs doing work in the morning, and then sometimes, like, depending on what I'm doing, I I'm not watching the time, and then I forget, and then I'm like, oh shit. So then I run upstairs and then he's like mad at me, like, what? How come you didn't wake me up earlier? And I'm like, why didn't you wake yourself up? You're fucking 13 years old.

SPEAKER_01 49:51

Right. When it's not your own daily activity to like wake you up and then try to keep waking you up.

SPEAKER_00 49:56

Like, that's the thing too. I'll come up, I'll come up, knock on your door, wake you up one time, but I can't just keep going, all right, are you out of bed? Are you out of bed? Like, get up now, and it's just I'm not gonna I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna nag you and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

Right. I mean that's the one thing that my kids have been good at. They're like me, they just get up, like they just know they have to get up, they get up, whatever. Yeah, that's be but you know, Drew's really bad about that. He can't get up in the morning. Like, I do have to okay, we're leaving. Okay, it's been five more minutes. Okay, Drew, are you gonna get up? Okay, Drew, you know, and I have to keep doing it, and I fucking hate that. Like, I'll just leave. I don't give a shit. Like, I gotta go. Do it, keep sleeping, and then you wake up and then you're pissed that you didn't come. But it's just like always been a thing for him. I always think that he has some weird like chemical imbalance, like in his brain, because he just like I mean he used to be really mean in the mornings. Oh my god, his mom would try to get him up and he would just call her a fucking bitch. What? And just be like crazy. Like, get the fuck out of here. Like, don't come in this fucking room again. Like, he would turn into a monster. What? Yeah, that's why I was thinking, like, literally can't get out of the bed. Like, that's why I always thought, like, you got something wrong with you.

SPEAKER_00 51:09

Something's wrong with you.

SPEAKER_01 51:10

And he stays up really late too, though. That's why like when we went to New York too, like we were planned on going to Brooklyn and all this stuff, and then it was time to go. It was like fucking 10:30. It's not that it was like 7 a.m. and he was like, I can't, I need to sleep more.

unknown 51:23

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 51:23

And I was like, Alright, I'm leaving. See you later. I'm not staying in this hotel room for you know three or four more hours. And so in about like an hour and a half, he really only needed like that's the thing, is he only needs like another 45 minutes. Like, he needs the kind of slower wake-up in his body to wake up. Cause I mean, he was there within like he got up like an hour later.

SPEAKER_00 51:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:44

And then met us. But that's when I'm like, whatever, fine.

SPEAKER_00 51:46

Do whatever you want. Me and Riley, we just took a she was asking me if I ever took this test, and it says like what kind of sleeper you are, or something like that. Okay, yeah. And then I want to say it was on the website called like sleepdoctor.com or something. And you go on there and you take this little quiz. It's like a quiz about like your sleep habits and like like what times you're more productive, all this stuff, and then there's four different animals you could be, and it tells you what animal you are. Me and Riley are both the same. We're both lions, both lions, and those are like you're more like an early riser. The early mornings are the more most productive time of the day, but also you're kind of like a light sleeper, and think you could you can just like get up easier, but also you sometimes don't have as good of sleep quality because you're such a light sleeper. So, and there's different you could be a lion, a dolphin, a bear, or I can't remember. There's one more.

SPEAKER_01 52:41

Yeah, I'm a light sleeper too. Like anytime Drew gets out of the bed, I know that he's getting out of bed and when he's coming back. Oh my god, this weird thing happened to me the other day. What? So I was sleeping, and I just wake up and the lights are on in our bedroom and our fan is off. And I look at my phone and it says 3.35 in the morning. And I was like, is it 3.35 in the afternoon? I you know, you just wake up, you're just like hella disorientating, you don't know what the fuck's happening. And I go, what did you and I just sleep till 3 35 in the afternoon? I slept through the whole fucking day. What's happening? What's happening? Like, that's how my brain's going, right? And I open the curtains a little bit, and I was like, no, it's dark outside. Okay, it's 2 35 in the morning. Why is the light on and the fan off?

SPEAKER_00 53:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:27

Because the light was off and the fan was on when we went to bed.

SPEAKER_00 53:32

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_01 53:32

I was like, I think someone came in here. What's what's happening?

SPEAKER_00 53:35

A ghost.

SPEAKER_01 53:35

So I go pee, I turn the light off, I turn the fan back on, and I get back in the bed. And then Drew gets up, and then he goes to the bathroom, and then he comes back and he goes, Did you turn the light on? What? And I go, No, I think someone's in our room. And he goes, No, honey, that wouldn't happen. He was like, the power must have gone out or something.

SPEAKER_00 53:58

And I was like, why would the light be on and the fan off?

SPEAKER_01 54:02

Because our light switch is always on because it's um we have it like Bluetooth automatic where we turn it off like on our phones. So the light switch is always on. But I thought that when so here's the thing too, when a her power's gone out in the past, I instantly wake up because the fan shuts off.

SPEAKER_00 54:22

Right.

SPEAKER_01 54:23

But I thought our fan would just just always automatically come back on too.

SPEAKER_00 54:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

But he's like, no, babe, I don't think the fan automatically comes back on. I was like, I don't know. So what I woke up right when the power came back on instead of right when it came back off. Or maybe it just did a one too quick, but then the fan would have just still kept going a little bit. So I don't know, but it freaked me out, and I thought that I slept through the whole day.

SPEAKER_00 54:49

Yeah, that would be so it would freak me out.

SPEAKER_01 54:52

I 3 35, and I just didn't know. Like it was so I woke up and it was so bright. I think that's what freaked me out. It was like I'm thinking my body's probably thinking it's the middle of the night, and then you wake up and it's just so bright in the room, and you're just going, What the fuck is happening?

SPEAKER_00 55:06

I hate that.

SPEAKER_01 55:06

Yeah, so it was like kind of weird. It's great.

SPEAKER_00 55:08

I don't like that.

SPEAKER_01 55:09

I don't like scary things happening. Yeah, I was like, someone came in our room and Drew's like, no one did. No one came in our room, shut our fan off, turned our light on, and then just left.

SPEAKER_00 55:19

Yeah, what thing else? They don't want to murder you or nothing, take any of your stuff. I gotta look and see if I'm missing anything. Your fucking mind.

SPEAKER_01 55:28

Yeah, but that would be scary if I just like slept through my whole day.

SPEAKER_00 55:32

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 55:33

I would have a million texts and calls.

SPEAKER_00 55:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:36

There's just no way if Drew and I both slept through the whole day like that, that we wouldn't our phone wouldn't have just been going crazy. Yeah, for sure. I mean we both keep our phone on silent though, but still Me too. Yeah, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 55:49

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 55:51

I got I woke up, you know, sometimes a lot of times I wake up and I look at my phone and I have all these missed texts, and they're all from the night before, because I go to bed kind of early. And then they were texting me. So like Cecily and Angela were texting because we're gonna go horseback riding on the 27th. So Angela was like, here's two places, which one do you want to go? I'll call tomorrow. Are you really going or not? And what times? Because these are the times or whatever. So then Cecily had like responded back and stuff, maybe at like 9:30 or 10, but I was already asleep. So that's I always get these texts and when I wake up and I think that they're from the morning, so it kind of freaks me out. Like, what happened? Because I'm I think why's Aries not going with you guys. I don't know. Was she there when we were talking about it? I mean, I'm sure uh we'll put it in our little group text and just see if anyone else wants to go.

SPEAKER_01 56:43

That would be something she'd like to do.

SPEAKER_00 56:44

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_01 56:46

Yeah, but me and Ryan and Christian are the killing guys are like no.

SPEAKER_00 56:51

And Chris are Riley really wants to go, but you know, she's not gonna be here.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:57

Yeah, not something I want to do. The horseback ride. Good. That sounds fun for you guys. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:05

Yeah, I love a little horseback ride. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:08

Yeah, you do love it. I forgot you like to go to the dude ranch.

SPEAKER_00 57:11

I love going to dude ranch and going on trail rides. Yeah, except for that one time when I went, you know, my grandpa. No. No, there's no brown people are not wasting their money on that. Yeah, no. They're like, oh fuck yourself. They're going on a cruise. Well, here's the thing. Two of the years that we went, we went to one that's in Utah. Oh yeah. And it was like uh, which actually maybe this sounds fucked up. I mean, it was maybe my favorite one for different reasons. Yeah, like that one. Because there was no brown people there. No, no, no, no. I loved that one for like uh, I just feel like it was so like that one seemed the most like welcoming and they were so helpful, and like I liked how like how they did their food. I don't know how to describe it.

SPEAKER_01 58:01

Yeah, because I remember you telling us that like the food at the other one.

SPEAKER_00 58:04

Oh, it sucks.

SPEAKER_01 58:05

Your grandma was so mad about that one.

SPEAKER_00 58:06

My grandma was pissed. Yeah. Um so there's like certain things I really liked about that one, uh, the one in Utah, but it's also like a it's a bigger one that's like kind of made for bigger groups to go. And so mostly it's you know, it's like Mormon family reunions. Fun. So there was like a whole Mormon family reunion when we were there. So it's just like 50 or 60 of them.

SPEAKER_01 58:34

They're serving alcohol or no?

SPEAKER_00 58:35

Oh no, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_01 58:36

So then the one and the other ones that aren't in Utah though?

SPEAKER_00 58:39

Yeah, okay. The one that was in California that I really liked. I'm trying to think of where. I want to say it was like three hours north of here. I just can't remember exactly where. But that one was more in like kind of in like it was like woodsy, everything was super green, and they had like an actual bar, they had like a whole building that was.

SPEAKER_01 58:57

Yeah, that's what I would think. Like, that would be so fun.

SPEAKER_00 59:00

That one was my favorite for like the facilities and like the activities. That's also the time though I broke my ribs because perfect. We're doing they had a slip and slide, they set up to slip because it was so fucking hot, and they had to cancel some of the horseback riding and stuff because we always go in the summer and it's so hot, and sometimes the horses they can't do, you know, they can't it's too hot for them. They can't be just having these fucking fat ass people on them all day. So they have to like come up with other activities sometimes if they cancel the trail rides. So then they've just put out this huge, like a huge fucking slip and slide, and I was like, Oh yeah, I want to fucking do that. And so, you know, of course it's all these kids, but then like some parents started doing it, and Justin's like, I'll do it. And so I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna do it too. And I did it a few times, it was fine, but was kind of like going downhill. Yeah, and then one time I went and I kind of like almost like tripped a little bit, like right when you're about to go onto the thing, and so I fell onto it really hard. And I think because I kept I was so worried about like coming down hard on my boobs every time that I would almost it's like I almost kind of like arched my back a little bit because I was scared to hit my boobs, but I came right down on my ribs, just snapped, snapped it, and I was like, oh my god, like immediately I was done. I was like, well, I'm done. And then for a f a month after that, it hurt really bad, and it was really hard to do stuff. But then another month after that, it was just like kind of starting to go away. Sucked.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:34

Speaking of boobs, I uh when you get a massage, because we were just at the spa day, which maybe we should talk about our spa day was so fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:40

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:41

Uh when you get a massage and then they have like the heat like the heated uh beds. Yes. Do your nipples ever hurt? Like it hurts my nipples. What? Yeah, I don't know also because like my boobs aren't like they so we have boobs. Yeah. So they just get smashed. So it just gets smashed wherever you just kind of plop itself, right? So I think too it like maybe it's pulling or it's like raw or something. It's just like raw on these sheets, and I'm just like, I don't like this. So sometimes I have to like lift them, or sometimes I think when the bed gets warm, it's warming up my nipples get too hot. I don't like this at all. And I can't wait to turn over. And so sometimes I feel like my nipples are burning.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:22

No, I never had that feeling. Um never had that. Yeah, never heard of that, but I definitely feel like when every time I get a massage, I get on the bed and it takes me a minute to get my boobs in the right position. And I did have this massage therapist who she they have like a boob pillow for like if you have big boobs, but I don't like it. And the reason I don't like it, so it's good for your boobs because it kind of like it's like it goes down in between your boobs and then on your uh collarbone and stuff. So then your boobs kind of go like in it. It sounds weird, but it's pretty comfortable, except it does kind of like arch your back a tiny bit more because you're up on that, and then the um the thing where your head goes in can't flat. It's not flat. So my head's like down, which it gets like sore because it's almost like when you're just sitting and you're looking down the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:19

Just like a little dip, and then you just put your boobs in there.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:22

No, just holes in the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:23

No, then it's just they're just they're hanging out. So heavy, they feel so heavy. No, they just need like a little dip, just a little curve.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:31

Yeah, that'd be good.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:32

Not like the pregnant belly ones where the belly goes in there.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:35

Oh god. No, yeah. My massage was pretty good. Yeah, so we went to Health Spa Napa Valley in St. Helena. It's St. Helena, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:47

It's right behind Treveen and right next to Gottsburger.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:51

And I really I really enjoyed it. I we had such a fun day. So we all got full body massages. It was a treat from our boss because we worked hard last month.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:03

You guys worked so surprised. We were supposed to do a training day, and then she said, Surprise, we're going to the spot tomorrow instead. And so it was kind of amazing. It was such a gloomy day, which was so weird. At first, we were scared because after the massages, we were gonna be hanging out by the pool, and it was kind of sprinkling, so it could have just started raining, and that wouldn't have been great.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:20

I was mad.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:21

I was like, no, like the one day it's gonna rain, and we're like supposed to be out by the pool, but then it didn't rain, and uh the sun was kind of a little off and on, it's a little partly cloudy, but it the weather I thought was perfect, especially coming from Palm Springs, where it was like so fucking hot and like it was like burning your skin if you were out there in Palm Springs.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:43

Yeah, I it was so perfect, but yeah, mostly kind of overcast and gloomy, so it felt kind of like fall. We had our little robes on, so cute. So cute.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:53

Yeah, and then we just like we met those old guys, and then the old guy had a really nice body. Remember? Oh my, he was probably 65. I would definitely fuck that guy. He had such a nice body, like I was like holy sh he was like talking and trying to like throw that paper or whatever in the garbage can. Yeah, and then when he got out of the pool to go get it, I was like, God damn, he was his body was so fucking cut.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:16

I was like, wow. I mean, I saw him from a mile away. Soon as he walked out of the fucking building, he was walking alongside the pool and his shirt off, staring. Oh yeah, he was just in his little shorts. I was just staring at him. I was like, I don't even care.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:29

Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I was like, wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:32

And he had like a full head of hair. It was like all gray. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, yeah, I was like, God damn. Yeah. So lucky guy had it going on. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:41

You should have talked to him. That's when you would date older games. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:46

Yeah. Maybe he'll die a lot sooner than me, and then I could just get his money.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:51

You're trying to plan a murder?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:52

I'm not gonna murder him. I just like hope he dies before me, and I hope he has a lot of money.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:56

Yeah, uh-huh. If I have to date an old guy, you're trying to add a Nicole Smith him.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:00

Yeah, for real. Well, I mean, because I think too, okay, he has this really nice body, but how long is that gonna last? You're already pretty old. I don't know. He might be able to hang on to that for a while.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:07

I mean, some people's bodies never look like that their whole lives. No. And even looks like that at 65. So his body might look pretty good even at 85.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:18

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:18

I mean, I don't know what his job what is.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:20

Let's see, 85, I would be 57.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:23

Dick and balls would look like though. I don't know what those things are. Who knows what they look like now? That's what I'm saying. I don't know what those things kind of look like because they might be saggy baggy balls.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:31

Not saggy baggy.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:33

But whatever. They're just swinging on your pussy. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:37

There is also this uh physical therapist there, super hot and not wearing a black ring. Oh, I didn't notice him. He was like doing physical therapy with like these old ladies. Oh my god, that's so cute. I know, and he was hot. Oh, another silver fox. He was probably early 40s. Oh. So why didn't why didn't you? Right in my age grade. What am I gonna say? Can you stretch me out? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:04

I need to stretch too, sir.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:07

Yeah, I well, because he was in that building, that little building next to where the pool was. That's where they were doing all the physical therapy. And then he would walk the old ladies in this building. He would walk them back, like he would go and get them and then walk them back and stuff. And I was like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:20

And it was like older women. Oh yeah, old. Cute.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:24

I mean, it's called a health spa, which I get it, but I just like call it something different.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:28

Health spa Napa Valley.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:31

Yeah, I hate that name.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:32

That was boring. But you know, the owner was there and he talked to us.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:36

They only have a steam room, too. I want a sauna.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:38

I know you do.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:39

Because you just get soaking wet.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:40

Well, tell them. Tell them. Yeah. He really wanted one in. He really wanted feedback. I mean, he was walking around talking to everybody, and then when I was going inside, he kind of like didn't know. You know, when you came in, you were like, There's this guy waiting out there, and he's in regular clothes, and you thought it was so weird. And I was like, What? Yeah, and then he kind of did a little jog towards the door. Like when he saw me going inside, he like looked over and then he kind of jogged towards the door to come in and grabbed the door. And I was like, and then he was like, You are you guys having fun? And I was like, Yeah. I mean, I just thought he was like a patron, you know? I'm like, Yeah, we had a really fun time. And he's like, Oh, and he's like, You enjoyed your massages? And I was like, What?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:18

Yeah, what?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:19

Because I didn't know who he was. I mean, he's just wearing regular clothes.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:22

I don't know if you were in the pool and he was like, It was he has like this long hair hippie guy, and he was like, Are you guys about truck party? And I was like, No. And then he was like, I was like, no, we all work together, blah blah blah. And I tell him the whole spiel or whatever, and he was just like laying back like this, floating. It's like he has hella long hair, like as long as mine's just like arms out, floating like that. What? And we're all just like looking, and we're just like, what the fuck is this guy doing? That's so weird, so weird.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:52

Yeah, I mean, I really liked it. I um appreciated that there was a lot of food options too, because you know, they just order from the restaurants around there and go run and get it, and so that was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:02

Which I really liked that. I mean, yeah, like when you go to the other places and pulls they have their in-house food and stuff, they just don't have that many options, right? And we did have to door dash alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:14

Alcohol, because they don't have alcohol, which was fine. Actually, it worked out. It was fine, but it's probably cheaper. Yeah, but it was so nice too because I mean we just door dashed it and the lady got the door dash at the door, like the lady who works at the health spa, she just like got the door dash for us, and then she got a big ass bucket, put ice in it, put all of our alcohol in it, got cups for us, brought it all the way out to us because we were pretty fucking far from the doors. I felt bad they had to keep walking back and forth. But um, you know what I just thought of too? I thought of it this morning. I forgot that they already included the 20% gratuity. I tipped them another 20% because I forgot that it was on there. I forgot. So it just because it says they have a line for the tip, it doesn't even say the gratuity, it just said the total, and then it was like 20%, and I was just like, Well, I'm gonna do 20%, I guess. And then I know, so they got a lot of a tip, but that's okay. They were really, really great.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:11

Except for at the end when the lady was screaming at us. She just talked really loud, and it was just awkward because I was just like cashing us out, and and then the lady's like, Alright, it's gonna be five million dollars, you know, something like that.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:24

And I was like, bitch, shut the fuck up. She was talking so loud. I'm like, I'm right in front of you. And the thing was, I specifically, when everyone was outside, I went inside to try and pay then, so we didn't have to have that awkward situation where everyone's standing there and they're telling me the total and stuff. Like, I just didn't want everyone, I don't know, like feel bad or feel weird about it or whatever. So I just went in earlier and tried to pay, and then they they're trying to figure it out. It's just like all of our massages were on separate tabs, basically. And so she was like, I have to put I have to like combine them into a tab, it's gonna take a little bit, but I already have your card on file, and I was like, Yeah, just charge it. And she's like, I'll give you a receipt when you leave. Perfect. Well, whatever happened, it didn't work like that. So then when we we went out there, then a different lady had to help us, and she was talking so loud, and then literally just screaming the prices of the massage and the gratuity and the total, and then it got so quiet because everyone like this lady's talking as if she's trying to get everyone's attention. That's how loud she was talking. So all the girls like girls presenting, yeah. All the girls stopped talking, they're kind of like paying attention, and I'm like, I should have just cut her off. Like, it you don't need to say, you don't need to say the prices, just run my fucking card, please. It was crazy, but man, it was a really good time. I thought that place was great. I also really appreciate that the owner was there.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:40

The service was really good. So good. The service was really good. You know, I've complained about this before. 50-minute massages are stupid. I hate it. You know, we go in, you know, you're counting all that into the 50 minutes. Like, I just the massage industry with their 50 minutes can go fuck themselves. I'm like pissed off about it. Give me the full hour, you know. I understand timing and how all that works, but especially if I'm a quick changer, like I I'll be in there in one minute, ready to go. So just like go for the 60 minutes. Like, I can have the room for 60 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:19

Yeah, is I I just don't understand why they give you so much time to undress. And like all I had to do was rip my clothes off and then jump on the bed. Why am I still laying here like seven minutes later? Get the fuck in here. What are you doing? I know, I get mad about that too, but yeah, but I thought my massage was pretty good. I mean I had a guy.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:42

Me too, which you know, I told Drew I said, you know, I haven't had a guy in years. It's been a really long time since I've had a guy. You know, I don't really have a preference, whatever. Me either. Um, but I haven't had a guy massage me in a really long time.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:55

I was like excited kind of because I thought maybe it would be like a better, not better, but like a little more firm.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:04

And I mean he's just kind of like babying me. Yeah. And then I kept telling him, and I couldn't think of the word. So later Ari was saying it. She's like, Yeah, I was telling him firmer pressure. And I was like, Oh, okay, I could have said firm. Like, I couldn't think of the word. So I didn't want to be like, he did a little harder, and then I didn't want to keep saying like harder. Please, and don't say it like that. Harder. I just was like, it's fine, it's fine. So I just didn't say anything to him. But I just feel like he was just so gentle with me, and I was like, come on, get in there.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:34

Yeah, I do appreciate that like my guy was like more or less pressure instead of like oh more or less.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:40

That's a good way.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:41

I thought like that was like a good way to say it because typically people are like, Oh, is it is it okay? Is the pressure okay?

SPEAKER_00 1:12:48

So then it put yeah, that's what my guy said.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:50

Yeah, is the pressure okay? So then you're trying to find the words. He would he was like, uh, would you like more or less pressure? And I'm like, no, it's perfect the way it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:57

That's a good way to say it.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:58

So like that's better, like, communication as far as like the massage therapist. And you know, my massage therapist, he also um like said English is his second language, and so he figured it out. He was like good at like communicating that.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:15

What a good guy.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:17

Yeah, yeah, he was really nice. He was really sweet, so cute. Yeah, I thought it was a good day. The traffic sucks to Napa, which I mean we know that at that in the morning, especially. Yeah, because we were well, I mean, fuck, we would spend a whole work shift there. We were there eight to five.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:31

Jesus, we were. Yeah. I mean, we got there, we did our massages, we did the pool, we ate lunch, we had drinks, and then we walked down the street to a coffee shop, we had coffee and hung out there, then came back and then left. Yeah, we're there all day, and we would have stayed longer. I feel like we would have stayed longer had like I was the one who was like, we gotta go. Yeah because Bentley was home and I was like, God, I'm just leaving my kid. I gotta go home. But I feel like everyone would like nobody was really like trying to leave. Everyone was like, Yeah, I was relaxing. I feel like we could have been like if it had been like, do you guys want to like go to dinner or something? I feel like probably everyone would have. Yeah, yeah. And I thought about it, but I was like, oh god, Bentley's just at home. I gotta go. And I felt bad too because we left early, so I didn't even see him in the morning. After I woke him up, he like got in the shower, and then I was like, We have we have to go. Yeah. So I felt bad that like, no, but anyway. So that was that. So I'm really excited for fall for the official fall to start. Tell us what is your favorite things about fall? Candles, sweaters, blankets, blankets, pumpkins, soups, corn mazes.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:45

You know, I saw this lady the other day. She posted, I guess she's a lady around here. She comes and decorates your front front porch with pumpkins and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:53

Oh, send her my way because I want you know, I don't like to do stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:56

And I was like, I could do that. Yeah, yeah, you can not not putting that girl down at all. Like that's like a simple job or whatever. But I was like, damn, I could literally go to the grocery store and get all the Cinderella pumpkins and get all these different pumpkins, and I could come decorate people's porches, and it would be so fun. And like a fun little job. Yeah, a little seasonal job. Like, I should do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:19

I know I thought about hiring, you know, that you could hire the guys to like put up your Christmas lights and shit. Cause I'm I don't ever do anything, I don't do any outside decor for any holiday. And I feel bad, and I feel like Bentley always like mentions it like he wants us to do it, and I'm just like, I'm not doing that bullshit. So, yeah, I gotta get that lady's number. I'll just do it for you. Okay, I want my whole front porch decked out. Yeah, I'll just do it for you.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:45

I just go through your girls and get all of them. Yes, and put little batsy, uh-huh. Oh yeah. Okay, I love it. I guess that's a business I'm starting right now. All right.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:56

Love it.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:56

Hire me.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:57

Hired pumpkins by Tamika. Porches by Tameka.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:02

I think hers is something like that. Mine would be something like that. Yeah, it needs to be that. Yeah. Pumpkin spice porch. Like the pumpkin spice cafe. No! That's your book, your favorite porch.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:13

I hate that book. Uh-huh. And I have to read it because I fucking bought it. I have to finish it, but I don't like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:17

But it looks so soft.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:18

And I just don't like that. It's just such. I mean, it's it's just Gilmore Girls, is what it is. That's exactly what it is. Which I don't know why that bothers me. I'm just like, you're just copying.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:29

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:29

But anyway, tell us what your favorite thing about uh fall is autumn. Who calls it autumn? No. Nobody.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:38

Dicks are my favorite thing about autumn.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:40

Oh good. Pumpkin spice flavored. Yeah, shoot us a DM. For real, though. You guys never DM us. DM us on our Instagram at maximalistlife.com. No! At Maximalist Life Podcast. And we'll see you guys next time.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:56

Hope you're having fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:57

Tits up.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:58

Dicks out.