CeeLo Green's Controversial Downfall | Shattered Idols

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CeeLo Green was responsible for some of the biggest music movements of the late 90s and the 2000s. 

He's also responsible for making many of my headaches worse and more of my nights sleepless because of his dreadfully catchy songs. Songs that, when they first came out, captured the attention of millions across the world. 

Nowadays, they're more an abrasive collection of sounds all too familiar with the wrinkles in my brain. However abrasive the songs may be, they're perfectly compatible, and find little resistance in once again finding a firm place to holdout within the confines of my skull. I am once again infected by those songs. Those lyrics... 

"I see you riding 'round town with the girl I love...and I'm like..." you know the rest.

How could something I used to enjoy so dearly become such an affliction? I lay awake in the night, head pounding, endless repeating of the chorus... then the verse... the chorus... the verse... the chorus... the verse. Over and over. Ad nauseum. Some twisted jukebox interlinked with my cursed mind. 

If I'm lucky, the jukebox will begin to play sections of "Crazy" instead for a few minutes... but then all too soon... "Forget You" is back on its rotation.

Eventually, sleep takes me. After hours. After lifetimes. But did I really sleep? Or did I fall into eternity to the point I lost the entire perception of "self" and simply let CeeLo's nasally cries carry me through the strange eons?

I'll never know.

That's what I went through to bring you this episode. I hope you enjoy it.