Spirited-Ep 100!!!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:42

Let's do it. Let's do it. No, I can't care. I had to touch Courtney. We hold our hands. I don't know about you guys.

SPEAKER_07 0:51

Emotional high five. But I had some serious doubts about ever getting here. Anyone else?

SPEAKER_08 0:55

Where? Never. Oh yeah. Not even once. No, yeah. I thought I always knew we would get here.

SPEAKER_09 1:02

One way or another. Yeah. We're like the Titanic, unsyncable. That's us.

SPEAKER_07 1:10

We got to 100 episodes faster than any other podcast that's ever been published. No way. So that's cool.

SPEAKER_09 1:15

Yeah. First TTRPG podcast. Um prove us wrong. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:21

First actual play podcast. Yeah, live play.

SPEAKER_09 1:23

Yeah, first one. First unscripted improv podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

I'm starting to think that these are not true.

SPEAKER_07 1:29

First educational first TTRPG actual play podcasts.

SPEAKER_09 1:32

Yeah, that's all we really care about is learning. Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:35

Education first. We only spit facts.

SPEAKER_09 1:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:38

Someone sponsor us, please. Please.

SPEAKER_09 1:40

We've never gotten a rule wrong because we've got like uh papacy, but for Pathfinder rules. So whenever we say it, that's what the new rule is.

SPEAKER_06 1:49

We are the Pope's and Pathfinder.

SPEAKER_09 1:53

Yeah. That's not like a real thing, but you know it is. Yeah, it is not sweet sports. You better say it. Yeah. It's real. Because of the papacy powers.

SPEAKER_04 2:05

Well, that's yeah, that's the point. Yeah. It's gonna be awesome when somebody else declares themselves Pope and we have to go to war with them. The Pope Finder. Yeah. Pope Finder Wars. Pope of Pathfinder. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 2:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:18

Convert the studio into a temple.

SPEAKER_08 2:21

Already is. Seems like it's already done now. There's Unicorn Black Jesus, Santa Claus right there.

SPEAKER_07 2:27

He's gonna have some minions here in a minute.

SPEAKER_09 2:30

Are you gonna murder us and shrink our heads and put them up there?

SPEAKER_07 2:34

You know, that was not my first choice, but now that you mention it, you don't want to see what is behind that mask.

SPEAKER_08 2:41

Why not? Is it not just Black Santa?

SPEAKER_07 2:44

What do you mean, just Black Santa?

SPEAKER_08 2:45

Yeah, what's that supposed to mean? She said there was other things under the mask.

SPEAKER_07 2:50

Just like all of us, Jeff, we all, you know, have to wear masks every day. And underneath, I'm not wearing a mask. That's your face. Oh my god. Wow. Whoa. I mean, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

It's very unfortunate.

SPEAKER_07 3:04

Good thing this isn't on video.

SPEAKER_08 3:08

Hey oh. Roasted. It's a joke because we can't do it right.

SPEAKER_07 3:18

Oh man. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

Gross mindset. We'll get it one day. Yeah, get us there. Just gotta keep working on it.

SPEAKER_07 3:29

Episode 100. Man, a lot of blood, sweat, and tears to get to this point, huh?

SPEAKER_04 3:36

Yeah, how long have we been at this for? When did we start? 100 episodes.

SPEAKER_07 3:39

Uh we are actually. Um I know that like we don't say the date and stuff too often, but this is about uh uh two years of recording now. In June, uh almost exactly two years of uh sitting around the table playing this game now. So uh halfway point for my longest campaign ever. And uh ironically, the books are about half as long. So uh it's funny to think uh like how much more we're getting out of uh four books rather than six. Uh and like you know, we're still stretching it and getting you know that much story out of it sort of thing. So I guess we're filling it with this bullshit and awkward silences, the ramblings of Kyle, mouth noises.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

It's definitely a lot more role play in this game than our previous game.

SPEAKER_09 4:32

I do wonder if the if a Pathfinder adventure series, like if book six ever happens as short as book one just because of counting the dice. You know, like I remember casting spells at like level 16 or whatever, and it's like, okay, I need to roll 78,000 dice, and then I'm gonna add these all together. Just give me a minute, you know? A lot of playtime was just counting dice. Or approximating. We'll get there.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

Or even finding all the dice to roll.

SPEAKER_07 4:58

Yeah, we'll get there. Or wanting to wreck on your turn two turns after because you forgot about a feat you got 10 levels before.

SPEAKER_02 5:06

There's a lot going on.

SPEAKER_07 5:08

Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_08 5:09

Can I wreck on that?

SPEAKER_06 5:11

I forgot to do this. Come on, let me do it.

SPEAKER_08 5:13

Just simplify it. All Gardas' feats are now about jumping. That's the best way to build a character.

SPEAKER_07 5:19

Streamline it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 5:21

Just one track mind. Yeah. Every party needs a jumper, a healer, a striker, like and all of those. Problem solver, I guess. Gardis is all those things.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Four main classes.

SPEAKER_09 5:34

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 5:36

For all of our fans out there, thank you so much for sticking with the odd box for a hundred episodes. Here's two a hundred more. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

SPEAKER_08 5:47

Cheers. I've got nothing. I don't have anything to drink. Yeah. There we go. I forgot my water. Ooh, I'll pretend. I'm not going to.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

Steal some of the frog's water.

SPEAKER_08 5:57

Just steal the frog.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

Gardis is cheersing.

SPEAKER_07 6:00

I feel like I feel like all my friends are just here to sabotage.

SPEAKER_08 6:03

He is mini mini Gardas here. I have my 3D printed model of Gardas now on the table, and he is definitely cheersing uh tankard. He's super cute.

SPEAKER_03 6:12

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 6:13

It's awesome. He's got the tenderizer thrown over his shoulder, a keg of beer at his feet, and a mug of ale in his hands. What more do you need? And his meat cleaver clan dagger. That's the oh yeah, yeah. That's retcon, by the way. This is an official retcon. Is my clan dagger is a meat cleaver. So that's that's official. It's pretty fire.

SPEAKER_04 6:33

I feel like he's wearing boots in this one. Well, what what are the shoes?

SPEAKER_08 6:36

No, they're like the the ninja two-toed boot things. Okay, okay. Yeah. He doesn't wear boots. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_09 6:41

And he also has a Naruto headband. It's weird that he's wearing pants, though. He's not. He just has really rumpuly legs.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

The classic open-toed boots.

SPEAKER_08 6:53

Yeah. That was like one week that he didn't have pants on for a whole week.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

I feel like it was longer than it was.

SPEAKER_08 7:01

It was like seven days of in-game time. How long were you in prison for? Oh, I guess if you count prison.

SPEAKER_02 7:09

We don't talk about that.

SPEAKER_08 7:11

We don't talk about prison time.

SPEAKER_09 7:12

It's time nobody should count.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Jang Peng beat him up every day. Tortured him.

SPEAKER_08 7:19

They did torture. Took his pants. Official, what is it, like NATO torture, whatever? Like keeping somebody standing so they can't go to sleep and everything is considered torture. Like keeping somebody awake. You couldn't you can't go to sleep when you're chained up in that position. That's fine. It wasn't about letting you go to sleep. Well I'm sure you slept. Was torture.

SPEAKER_07 7:40

But I just like how you exaggerated it. I also like how you keep throwing in, like, you know, is Tianja really part of NATO? You know, is Shinman part of NATO?

SPEAKER_04 7:49

They got they got their own uh Nuremberg trials, I'm sure. They've got their own uh That's dark. Tons of dark to think about. Oh man. Remember, it's not a war crime the first time.

SPEAKER_07 8:02

Um my god, are there HOAs in Valerian?

SPEAKER_09 8:08

I like how associations war crime to HOA.

SPEAKER_07 8:12

I'm thinking about all the terrible things that exist in this world that can translate over.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

Yeah, no Geneva convention as of yet that we've heard of.

SPEAKER_07 8:24

Are we saying like all the playable races have come together to form like a standard for what is and isn't acceptable in war?

SPEAKER_08 8:32

Are you saying they haven't?

SPEAKER_07 8:34

Yes, absolutely, 100%. You can play undead now.

SPEAKER_04 8:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

A lot of races.

SPEAKER_04 8:41

We should do the oops all bones campaign. That would be really fun.

SPEAKER_09 8:45

Oops all skellies. My favorite thing ever is like a level 18 giant instinct barbarian skeleton, because you can have like 35 feet of reach with your weapon and do a whirlwind strike and hit all enemies in that range. Amazing.

SPEAKER_05 8:59

Yeah, because you can sell a lot of rolls tock.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

Everybody duck.

SPEAKER_09 9:04

Just giant skeleton whipping his own arm around with a weapon in it. That's Nito. Yeah. So just in case you ever need an idea, kids. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Kyle's got lots of them.

SPEAKER_07 9:15

Regardless of what your GM says, come in at 18th level. Yeah, that's right. That's right. You gotta get have a good time.

SPEAKER_09 9:22

You gotta get that Titan stature, and you gotta get Whirlwind Strike, and you know, there's a lot of stuff you gotta get to make it work, but it's there for the taking.

SPEAKER_07 9:29

Can you do like uh ooze morph and get some more reach on that?

SPEAKER_09 9:34

Not that I found, but you know, I wasn't trying that hard.

SPEAKER_07 9:37

Or did you just throw out a number?

SPEAKER_09 9:38

We could figure it out. Oh I think it's 25. I think it's 25, and I think if your GM will let you add in a lunging strike to your whirlwind strike, then it's another five or ten or whatever. A lunging whirlwind. Yeah, lunging whirlwind in every direction. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:51

Isn't there like a bendy arm mutagen? Can you explain that?

SPEAKER_09 9:54

There is bendy arm mutagen, yes. Okay, so we can get to 30. And then if you're oh no, you have to be a skeleton, you said. Yeah, because you for skeletons can take an arm off and use it to extend their reach by five feet. Yeah, kappas do the same thing, but in a really gross way. Yeah, everything kappas do is gross. Is there a reach one-handed weapon? Yeah. I'm sure. Let's go see.

SPEAKER_05 10:15

Yeah. I don't know if there is.

SPEAKER_09 10:18

I'm on it right now. Equipment.

SPEAKER_05 10:21

A whip? Oh, whip. Yeah, whip.

SPEAKER_09 10:24

Yeah, whip. There you go. Problem solved, we figured it out. Don't even need to look.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

Barbarian with a whip? Yeah. Does the whip have reach?

SPEAKER_09 10:31

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 10:34

You guys seem very confident. I like that. Uh, is your confident going to last for this fight? So last time, you guys are able to save Anko from the tree beast, and he elects to stay in Mirror Lake, much to Gardas' chagrin. A surprising amount of uh uh care, a lot of uh empathy for the first time shown towards a kappa. You return to Willow Shore and find someone has sabotaged your kiln. Someone doesn't want you to cast this ritual. Luckily, with help from the town, the repairs are quick and relatively painless. And so you successfully cast the transmigrate wit ritual, but it almost seems as if something has gone wrong. With the pained echoes of red haunting you.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Do it again, keep going.

SPEAKER_07 11:38

You find yourself in a strange stone room with horrifying carvings on the wall and ugly long-neck abominations. However, these are not the only abominations. With you is an old friend as you remember them. And that is where we left off at the beginning of round two of what I expect to be an extremely dire fight. What is the hero point situation?

SPEAKER_08 12:07

Uno. One zero. One. I have one as well.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

Zero. I never have hero points.

SPEAKER_08 12:14

You need to never earn them. Right. You know what? Hero point to Jeff. Yeah. Joking. What the fuck, man? You can't just say that. You can't just say that. Those are binding laws.

SPEAKER_07 12:24

You know what? Fine. Minus one hero point to Jeff. No, you can't. Now we're even. Oh, I wasn't- I was subtracting the one I just gave you.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

Can I have it?

SPEAKER_07 12:30

Minus one from Courtney.

SPEAKER_02 12:33

Never have one.

SPEAKER_07 12:35

Let me take you guys back to this map. This strange room with strange carvings and strange creatures, a light flickering above what is very clearly a ritual table. It was the beginning of round two. And it is my turn.

SPEAKER_05 12:55

My turn.

SPEAKER_09 12:58

You are grappled.

SPEAKER_07 13:00

I am I'm afeard and grabbed. And he's taken some damage and I don't like it. I'm gonna take my first two actions and cast a spell. I need everyone to give me a will save.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

That's okay. Nice. That's good.

SPEAKER_07 13:27

Seems like everyone generally did okay. Mm-hmm. Ari?

SPEAKER_02 13:30

21.

SPEAKER_07 13:31

Fail. 28.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

Are we adding anything to this? We gotta.

SPEAKER_07 13:36

I don't have your character sheets in front of me.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

Plus one, status to strike, saves, and skill check, so that's 22.

SPEAKER_07 13:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

From the ritual.

SPEAKER_07 13:42

That's Ari failed.

SPEAKER_09 13:44

Okay, so 29.

SPEAKER_07 13:45

Uh standard pass.

SPEAKER_09 13:47

Nice.

SPEAKER_07 13:48

35. Standard pass. Dirty 30. Standard pass. Everyone that standard passed is frightened one. Those of you that failed, Ari, are frightened too. As this big giant creature that Violet has grabbed cast fear.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

Don't let him hurt me.

SPEAKER_07 14:09

Don't worry, Ari. I've got you. And then I guess he'll just do a standard Kasuri Gama strike on the person grabbing him makes the most sense. Oh, I didn't grab my good D20. Change the 20s. Alright. This is on Violet Box. 34 to hit.

SPEAKER_09 14:40

That's uh what we in the business refer to as a critical success.

SPEAKER_07 14:44

Because you are naked, correct?

SPEAKER_09 14:45

Yeah, Violet's got nothing. No, well, I mean she's got a backpack.

SPEAKER_07 14:49

Oh, thank God. She's got her confidence. Yeah. She's got her confidence. Uh so it'll start by minimum mental damage, which will be six mental damage. Okay. And then here comes the slashing.

SPEAKER_09 15:01

Is that doubled? Yep. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 15:04

28 points of slashing damage.

SPEAKER_09 15:06

So 34 total. You're the math teacher. I just subtracted four instead of 34.

SPEAKER_07 15:14

I want you guys to know that like as soon as I give you that first bit, it's gone. Like I give you that first one, I'm rolling dice, I'm adding numbers together. The first bit is just gone. I'll start writing it down for you guys. We'll track it. One more job. I got this. Um, and that is the end of this big ugly Kagekuma. Let's go to Ari, who is frightened too. Oh, look at you guys tracking your conditions on Foundry. I'm so proud of you guys. I'm so good. So proud of you guys. You all level up. Oh no. I wrote it down. You can't take it away. Level nine. You know what?

SPEAKER_09 15:49

Except for Gardis, he levels down. The Pope has spoken. Level back to eight.

SPEAKER_02 15:56

Alright, so Ari is cowering in fear, and she will um play on her drums, and these two like ghostly looking hands reach out towards this uh creepy long-necked hay bale guy.

SPEAKER_07 16:11

Is this gonna get kinky?

SPEAKER_02 16:13

Uh no, they just like grab his arms and try to slow him. And I need a fortitude save.

SPEAKER_07 16:20

Fortitude save from the big guy. Believe it or not, he has pretty good fortitude save. That's a 32.

SPEAKER_02 16:26

That is a standard pass. Uh you are slowed one for one round.

SPEAKER_07 16:34

That's not good. He really needs those actions if he's gonna be casting spells.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

And then she will continue with Durge of Doom. She's like, You're scared too!

SPEAKER_07 16:47

Uh what's the range on that?

SPEAKER_02 16:49

Uh 30 feet.

SPEAKER_07 16:51

So these guys down here don't have it, but he will. So do they get it when they walk into it? Or like at the start of his turn?

SPEAKER_08 16:58

I forgot. I forgot there were two more guys down there.

SPEAKER_07 17:01

Two more to the south. Yeah. They're smaller, but just as scary somehow.

SPEAKER_02 17:06

Enemies within the area are frightened one, and they can't reduce their frightened value below one while they remain in the area. So yes.

SPEAKER_07 17:16

Okay. Uh, that is Ari's turn, so let's go to Pops, who is frightened one. Keep in mind, Ari, your frightened value is reduced by one. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 17:26

Pops is going to spark transcendence on Thousand League sandals. And I'm gonna ship that over into Titan Breaker. Uh Kyle, if you would like the Radiant, that's 16 points of health for you.

SPEAKER_08 17:38

Wait, sparking it on the sandals, does that mean we can move? Yes, it does. Okay. But I I spend my reaction to move. Yes. Okay. Uh and I can move my speed? Yes. I've played this with speed before.

SPEAKER_07 17:50

Your reaction to stride.

SPEAKER_08 17:52

I are you moving anywhere?

SPEAKER_07 17:54

Vox uh Violet can also move if they want.

SPEAKER_04 17:57

I'm gonna try and set up a flank with somebody, but yeah, that's why I'm asking where you're going, so that I can let's just go in order.

SPEAKER_07 18:03

So um, if you're gonna spend reactions, you guys would use those now. So Gardus, Violet, I'm gonna stay.

SPEAKER_08 18:09

Okay. Gardus. So then I guess I'm gonna go over here too. Okay. Um I'm going to the north of him, and yeah, Pops is going gonna go to the south, right? Yep.

SPEAKER_04 18:18

I'll shift down here.

SPEAKER_08 18:19

So yeah, I sidle up next to Violet and I say, Where the hell did you come from? And why are you naked again? What do you mean naked? Look down. Oh.

SPEAKER_09 18:30

Well, that's fine. Yeah, I know it's but why? I don't know. I don't know, even though I don't even know why I'm here.

SPEAKER_07 18:39

I had the funny thought of not allowing your prosthetic to come through with you. Oh, that was just really me. Can I have a fly speed?

SPEAKER_08 18:50

It's only there. No, only the only the one leg gets the fly speed. It does the one, so I fly upside down. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_07 18:57

So you can fly, but you also have the clumsy three uh and you're vulnerable to everything.

SPEAKER_08 19:02

I like this trade. I'll take it. Okay, here comes the swing. Why would I think now it would be any different?

SPEAKER_04 19:09

That's uh 15 on dice plus 19 for a 34. Uh plus one, so 35.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

And you're frightened.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

Plus 34.

SPEAKER_06 19:21

I thought you were telling me that I was frightened, but you were telling him. Everyone was frightened. Everyone's scared right now.

SPEAKER_00 19:26

It's really scary.

SPEAKER_07 19:27

What's your final answer in Sorry Life? 34, please.

SPEAKER_04 19:29

Sure. Please and thank you.

SPEAKER_07 19:31

Positive.

SPEAKER_04 19:32

I'm uh yes.

SPEAKER_07 19:33

Final answer. Because of the off guard from Violet's grab, that is a crit.

SPEAKER_04 19:39

Ooh, buddy, you know what happens on a crit?

SPEAKER_07 19:42

No.

SPEAKER_04 19:42

Born of the bones of the earth. Get driven into the ground, nerd.

SPEAKER_08 19:48

Can you is there a size maximum for that? Because this is a pretty big whatever the.

SPEAKER_07 19:53

It's not bigger than your mother.

SPEAKER_08 19:54

Oh. Uh your Dominion. So medium creature.

SPEAKER_04 19:59

Pops' mom. She's a big lady. Uh critical hits on standing on earth or stone, the target is driven down and mired into the ground. The target is immobilized and must succeed in escape attempt and uh against your DC class to end the immobilization. It just happens.

SPEAKER_08 20:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 20:16

So yeah, he's already. This isn't really gonna change any. I like it because it gives a different thing to it, but he's already immobilized and grabbed, so you can't become more immobilized. But now he not only is he being grabbed, he's driven into the earth. So excellent.

SPEAKER_08 20:30

His neck is in easier reach. So that's it.

SPEAKER_07 20:33

He just looks like a wacky, wavy, inflatable tube man with his neck like flailing out of the stone floor.

SPEAKER_04 20:39

Uh pretty decent damage, so that's 11 plus 12. Um, Brain. 23. Doubled his forty-six. Dang. And I still have an action left. I guess I'm going to swing again. Why not? Why not? Why not? Uh an eleven on dice turns it into a six. Plus 19 for uh 25. Plus one minus one. Twenty-five.

SPEAKER_05 21:19

That's a hit.

SPEAKER_04 21:19

Hell yeah. Plus nineteen. Hell yeah. Last six spots. Twelve for eighteen damage.

SPEAKER_05 21:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

You did a lot of damage.

SPEAKER_04 21:33

Yeah, that was a good round. That's my turn.

SPEAKER_07 21:37

Then it is my turn.

SPEAKER_08 21:40

One of the small guys.

SPEAKER_07 21:41

One of the small guys.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Cute.

SPEAKER_07 21:47

First action shed bundle. It just disappears off his back.

SPEAKER_08 21:54

The hay bone the hay bale?

SPEAKER_03 21:57

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 21:58

Why is it shaped weird like that? That it's like bent around.

SPEAKER_09 22:04

Some people like a curve.

SPEAKER_08 22:05

Courtney, answer me.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

I don't know. It's shaped to be carried on his back because he has a weird neck.

SPEAKER_07 22:12

Move 25 feet to the north to get into flanking on Pops. As part of the single action, here comes the Kasurigama strike.

SPEAKER_08 22:23

Can you flank when you're driven into the ground like a peg?

SPEAKER_07 22:26

He still has his neck flailing around. He's still threatening.

SPEAKER_08 22:29

Just wanted to mention it again. Thought you said this was a dangerous fight.

SPEAKER_07 22:36

24 to hit.

SPEAKER_08 22:37

Miss.

SPEAKER_07 22:38

Okay. As part of that single action, here comes the bite strike. Oh my god. I need to go grab my other dice. Less than 24.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

Also a miss. Uh how much less than the 24? 22. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 22:59

21.

SPEAKER_04 23:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 23:01

Okay. Uh that was only one action.

SPEAKER_08 23:07

That's one action?

SPEAKER_07 23:09

That was all one action, I know. Even the move?

SPEAKER_08 23:11

Mm-hmm. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_07 23:13

Yeah, you don't want them shedding their bundles, guys. It's a cool action. Uh second action. He becomes blurry. And that is the end of his turn.

SPEAKER_04 23:27

Terrifying. Is that a five flat check?

SPEAKER_07 23:29

Right? What was it? I think seven.

SPEAKER_08 23:32

Concealed, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 23:35

Re blur. It becomes concealed. Concealed creature that you can steal from a succeed at a DC five. Good job, Life. Then we'll go to our pious cleric.

SPEAKER_08 23:49

Gardis. That was a stupid action. Um, I'm going to cast Bless. Uh, so 13 or 15 feet around me is like glowing. My my tattoos sort of light up. Not really it's it's really dull glow, but within for your win within 15 feet of me, you can you can feel it. And that gives you plus one to something.

SPEAKER_01 24:14

Pretty well wanna know. Yeah. It's a tag we want.

SPEAKER_04 24:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

We already have it. Is it a status? Oh. We have a plus one status to bonus to strikes right now.

SPEAKER_08 24:26

The all strike saves and skills one? Yes. It's plus one. I don't know which one it is. Let's see. And then for my final action, I'm gonna swing on the big guy, which we are flanking with, and I get 11 on the dice. 29 to hit.

SPEAKER_07 24:45

That's a hit.

SPEAKER_08 24:46

Sweet.

SPEAKER_07 24:47

I don't like how quickly you guys are nuking this guy down. He has some stuff I wanted to do.

SPEAKER_08 24:50

I'm fine with it. Um, my axe, as I strike him, you can see like this trail of frost as it goes goes into his skin wherever it is. Neck, I said. Sure.

SPEAKER_07 25:02

Skin neck?

SPEAKER_08 25:03

Skneck. And that is 11 plus 3 is 14 plus 4 is 18 points of damage. Six of those, or wait, no, not six, three of our frost, if that matters.

SPEAKER_07 25:18

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 25:18

It does not. He gets a little chilly.

SPEAKER_08 25:21

Yeah. So yeah, where the wound is, there's like little things of uh frost in the wound now, too.

SPEAKER_07 25:29

Gardas loses his frightened value, and we will go to the violet wagon ox.

SPEAKER_09 25:36

Is going to attempt a bite. Here we go. The violet ox drawn wagon. No, and I'm pretty 26 to bite. There's secrets. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_07 25:46

26 is a hit.

SPEAKER_09 25:48

Alright. Uh nine points of damage.

unknown 25:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 25:52

Can't do a lot of damage right now. But what I can do is get real irritated that somebody else came in the room and do a threatening approach. So I'm gonna run all the way around this.

SPEAKER_07 26:03

And you let go of the grab then.

SPEAKER_09 26:05

Yep. Okay. Yep, you move away, your grab goes. Um, and I am going to threaten approach, so it's an intimidation.

SPEAKER_07 26:11

That'll be against my will, DC.

SPEAKER_09 26:13

Yep. Um. Hey, you just lost Torag's blessing. Sorry. 28. Intimidation.

SPEAKER_07 26:25

Uh DC 28.

SPEAKER_09 26:26

Hey, sick. He's frightened two.

SPEAKER_07 26:28

Frightened two? Yep. On a basic pass?

SPEAKER_09 26:31

Yep. It's an ancestry thing.

SPEAKER_07 26:33

That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_09 26:34

Threatening approach. Very threatening. I got my frills up. And she's naked. And I'm naked. It is intimidating. Seven feet tall and 400 pounds. If a seven foot-tall, 400-pound Dilophosaurus came charging at you, you'd probably be intimidated too.

SPEAKER_07 26:50

I don't know, the naked part might give me other kind of feelings. Are you done? Most of the people. I was gonna say that. I've never actually. Well, I guess I've never seen a dinosaur in real life. You know, cloth doesn't really get fossilized that well.

SPEAKER_09 27:05

And chickens kind of have clothes.

SPEAKER_07 27:09

You lose your frightened value. And we will go to this last monstrosity at the end of round two, who will move up into flanking.

SPEAKER_09 27:19

Oh no, now I'm flanked. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

We're just like all in a straight line except for Ari.

SPEAKER_07 27:24

Round and round and round.

SPEAKER_08 27:25

Curtis is slightly off to the side. Yeah. Ever so slightly.

SPEAKER_07 27:29

Uh so actually it will lose its bundle on that. So here comes the Kasurigama strike. I need another D20. I'll use this one.

SPEAKER_08 27:38

Hey, look at him. He lost his bundle. I never had bundle. I wasn't talking about you. Quick math.

SPEAKER_07 27:50

Uh, 32 to hit.

SPEAKER_08 27:51

Uh, that's a crit.

SPEAKER_07 27:53

You are so screwed, my guy. No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_08 27:55

I'm gonna live forever. Oh yeah, I forgot to say, you can touch me to heal yourself. What? You can touch me to heal yourself. How long does that take to cast?

SPEAKER_09 28:04

You cast it in the morning and it does all day.

SPEAKER_07 28:07

But you guys got your long rest by critically succeeding on casting the transmigrate ritual. You didn't actually wake up in the day and do this stuff, right? Like your long rest came because you critically succeeded on casting transmigrate. You had been having trouble sleeping.

SPEAKER_08 28:22

I feel like the transmigrate. I feel like the oven for a long time. It takes a whole minute to cast.

SPEAKER_09 28:30

Doesn't sound like it's running.

SPEAKER_08 28:33

Well, then just touch me anyways.

SPEAKER_06 28:36

For other reasons. Yeah. I'll get into them later.

SPEAKER_08 28:38

Not to kill yourself, but um.

SPEAKER_07 28:42

I need this. Six points of mental damage. Already doubled. You take that.

SPEAKER_09 28:47

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 28:47

Okay. And then here comes the slashing. Oh my god, that is great. Uh that can't be right. That is right.

SPEAKER_09 28:56

Don't die, violet. 40 points of slashing damage. She's Louisiana.

SPEAKER_07 29:02

Okay. And then as part of that single action shedding of the bundle, here comes the bite attack.

SPEAKER_09 29:05

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_07 29:08

You're so screwed. Oh, that's a terrible roll. 22. That's a hit. Oh no. Uh, here comes the piercing damage on that bite. Uh, three points piercing, four points mental, seven total. Second action. Also, because I want to drag this fight out forever, becomes blurry. And we will go to the beginning of round three. This guy who is stuck in the ground, no longer grabbed, and slowed, will cast a spell. And they just wink out. What? They seem to have disappeared.

SPEAKER_08 30:01

Oh, where the hell?

SPEAKER_10 30:02

Did you guys kill him?

SPEAKER_08 30:04

Uh I think so. What are you talking about? He's gone. He just disappeared. Yeah. Is that not what happens when you kill is that not what what happens when you kill these things?

SPEAKER_02 30:17

Soul sight, so if he's still in the room, I think I see him. Or 60 feet, imprecise scent.

SPEAKER_07 30:22

Yeah, but it doesn't like go through walls or anything. So you don't see anyone in the room.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 30:28

Yeah, we got his soul too when we killed him.

SPEAKER_02 30:31

I don't think he's in here. He teleported or something.

SPEAKER_07 30:35

Two actions there, and he was slowed, so that's the end of his turn. Ari.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

Okay. Ari is hmm. I was really hoping somebody would kill that guy. So Ari's going to cast haste on Gardas. And she's like, go save Vi.

SPEAKER_08 30:54

Oh my god, I've never felt this before. Looking down at my hands. What is this power?

SPEAKER_02 31:00

It's from me. Now make something useful of it.

SPEAKER_08 31:04

Look at what look at what I can do. Uh-huh. Yeah. Go get him, Gardis. This is a new power I found. I'm so good.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

And then she will do rallying anthem. So plus one to AC saves and resist to physical damage. So we'll just get a bonus to AC and then resist to damage.

SPEAKER_07 31:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

That's my turn.

SPEAKER_07 31:25

Then we'll go do Pops.

SPEAKER_04 31:27

Okay, Pops is going to turn around and I'm going to spark Transcendence on uh Titan Breaker. I think I want to shift my eminence over to Scars of the Survivor. And two action Titan Breaker, big big bonk. Oh, uh first the um the concealed. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

Oh yeah. Good job. Good job.

SPEAKER_09 31:55

They're both have blur. They both have blur.

SPEAKER_04 31:57

That's a 16 for my flat check. For my flat check. Alright. And here comes the bonk. That's a natural one. I'm going to turn in a hero point for that one. To get a natural one. Wow. Back to back. Back to back natural one. We'll see you later, Dice. I'm going to use somebody else. That's good, right? Yeah. So that's two actions, and I'm going to swing.

SPEAKER_07 32:25

Well, first, let's see what happens on your revolver.

SPEAKER_08 32:28

We're just going to brush right past. Your weapon breaks.

SPEAKER_00 32:32

No, Gardas' weapon breaks.

SPEAKER_07 32:36

You are overextended. I get an attack. Nice. So let's just do a bite that seems like the most thematic. Uh 30.

SPEAKER_04 32:48

30's a hit.

SPEAKER_07 32:50

On the bite, you will take seven points of damage. Four of it was mental.

SPEAKER_04 32:58

Okay. Alright, now I'm gonna go for second strike. So here comes the flat check. 14 for the flat check. And the bonk. Uh five on dice with maps, that's zero, so twenty to hit. Miss. I think you're rolling a d12. That's my that's my turn.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

He is off guard and frightened. Wow.

SPEAKER_08 33:25

Wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 33:26

It's close. It is close. Then my turn. Man. He kinda wants to turn around on Violet, because they have him flanked. This guy is scary. Oh, he's still frightened too. I need pops to give me a will save as he casts a five plus seventeen for a deck 22.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

Plus one.

SPEAKER_07 34:01

That is a fail. As he casts days, giving you a mental jolt. You will take two points of mental damage. Oh, you only become stunned on a critical fail. That's a bummer.

SPEAKER_04 34:18

Just damage, no.

SPEAKER_07 34:19

Oh, it's heightened. I'm sorry, I didn't do that right.

SPEAKER_04 34:22

Yeah, it's more damage.

SPEAKER_07 34:23

It is gonna be more damage. Um, it's seven more. Or nine total.

SPEAKER_04 34:31

Nine total, okay.

SPEAKER_07 34:33

I didn't go how I wanted it to.

SPEAKER_02 34:36

Yeah, neither did Pops' turn. Oh my god, right.

SPEAKER_07 34:41

Here comes a Surigama strike on Pops.

SPEAKER_04 34:47

Worst hero point ever. Uh 28. 28's a hit.

SPEAKER_07 34:55

Okay. Four points of mental damage. And 15 points of slashing damage.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

Uh 13 slashing.

SPEAKER_07 35:05

Thank you. Thank you. Then we will go to fast Gardas. Dumpy little legs just pumping away.

SPEAKER_08 35:16

Uh two action heal violet. Not this time. And heal you for a bunch.

SPEAKER_07 35:25

I wonder if Gardas has uh any guilt seeing Violet again.

SPEAKER_08 35:29

Uh uh, 48 points of healing.

SPEAKER_07 35:35

Sweet.

SPEAKER_09 35:37

Or just like all of his character growth just gets unwound. You know, like, oh, it turned out fine.

SPEAKER_07 35:42

I'm a- I was doing okay to get up. No consequences. I can do anything.

SPEAKER_08 35:47

Uh, and then I'm gonna put my head down and charge at this one. I can't get I I don't have enough speed to get into flanking or anything. So I can at least just get to the side of this guy. Get up in the fray of things, you know.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

Push pops out of the way.

SPEAKER_08 36:02

Yeah. You're doing it wrong. They're both unharmed? What have you guys been doing down here for like three minutes? Uh, okay, and then my last action, because I have four actions because Gardas is naturally just so fast. Um, I'm gonna take my attack. Flat check. 17.

SPEAKER_06 36:24

I like how in sync we are.

unknown 36:29

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 36:29

Two on the dice. Oh no. For 21. Not off guard.

SPEAKER_07 36:36

That's a miss.

SPEAKER_08 36:37

Hmm. Alright, this is it's hard to control when you move this fast as I do. It's hard to control your swings. Violet.

SPEAKER_10 36:46

I just think you're bad at it.

SPEAKER_09 36:48

I like to imagine Gardas totally bug-eyed and talking like a million miles an hour. Yeah. He was like, What?

SPEAKER_08 36:59

Ari, look how fast I'm going.

SPEAKER_09 37:03

Violet is going to bite and bite and retreat. So first bite. Maybe not retreat. I don't know. The one to the north, sorry. The one that's flat footed. Flat check. And frightened too. What is Violet? Fight one.

SPEAKER_07 37:14

And Frightened One.

SPEAKER_08 37:15

Flat check. Is Violet afraid now? No. You have my bless. You have Torag's blessing now.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

It doesn't matter because it's still a status.

SPEAKER_08 37:23

It comes with us.

SPEAKER_09 37:25

Torag's blessing comes with Garden. Yeah, Bless isn't helping us right now. We don't get to stack similar types of bonuses.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

He refuses to admit it.

SPEAKER_08 37:36

Bless helps every Torex blessing helps everyone.

SPEAKER_07 37:40

You feel good.

SPEAKER_08 37:41

Touches all.

SPEAKER_09 37:42

Okay, so my flat check anyway was a seven.

SPEAKER_07 37:45

Hey, that's a pass.

SPEAKER_09 37:45

Oh, sick. Okay, here we go. Attack. Um, slightly worse. Uh so. Does a 23 hit with him being feared and off guard and everything?

SPEAKER_05 37:57

With the flat footed, that's a hit.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Yay.

SPEAKER_09 38:00

Uh max damage, 14 points of damage.

SPEAKER_05 38:03

Yay, look at that. Double digits. Good for you.

SPEAKER_09 38:05

Max is 14.

SPEAKER_05 38:07

He doesn't know how to build the game.

SPEAKER_09 38:08

I don't have any equipment. I have no equipment. You're aren't you biting everything? Yeah, it's a D8 plus four. It's a very strong bite.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

He usually has hand wraps with mighty blows. Yeah. I can bite.

SPEAKER_03 38:26

You know what?

SPEAKER_07 38:26

I'm feeling generous, hero point.

SPEAKER_08 38:29

I'll take that.

SPEAKER_03 38:30

Take that.

SPEAKER_09 38:30

Courtney, give me my hero point. That's not how it works. Yeah. Okay. Second attack. Flat check. Three.

SPEAKER_07 38:39

That's a fail.

SPEAKER_09 38:40

Alright, and then I thought that I would run away, but I have some hit points right now, so I'm gonna go ahead and just move to the other side of the southbound uh hay farmer.

SPEAKER_08 38:52

We're all still in a line. Is that so in the line? So Gardis can jump in the city. Gardis can jump right in the middle and get flanking on two of them.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

Oh, that would have been a good idea.

SPEAKER_09 39:05

Oh no.

SPEAKER_07 39:06

Well, we will get to the end of round three. It is.

SPEAKER_09 39:10

Violet hasn't been Violet for a few months, so.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

My turn. Why am I here?

SPEAKER_09 39:15

Just really going through it.

SPEAKER_08 39:17

I like where your head's at. Thank you. Mm-hmm. Gardas is jumping in. When it's his turn.

SPEAKER_07 39:23

Everyone except Ari to give me a will save. Will? As this creature casts a familiar spell.

SPEAKER_08 39:29

I forgot last time I can use my Wait. Yes, I have my reaction to gain plus two to this role. Um 30.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

A plus one from the ritual. Standard pass.

SPEAKER_08 39:42

Oh, that's gonna be 24. Fail. 38.

SPEAKER_07 39:47

Critical success.

SPEAKER_08 39:48

I was gonna say, if that's not a critical success, I'm throwing this metal dice at you.

SPEAKER_07 39:51

Uh Gardas is unaffected. Violet, you are frightened one. Pops, you are frightened two. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 39:59

And I have now resist 10 mental for one minute.

SPEAKER_07 40:03

Oh, that's gonna be relevant.

SPEAKER_08 40:04

I understand. That's why you that's why Gardas said.

SPEAKER_09 40:09

I'm sorry, I was reading a thing. What's my frightening condition? Uh what did you get? 30. Frightened one. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 40:15

That's two actions. So then here comes the Kursuri Gama Strike on Violet.

SPEAKER_09 40:22

It's gonna be a miss.

SPEAKER_07 40:24

It's going to be a 27.

SPEAKER_09 40:26

That's a hit, but not a crit. He probably did not wrong.

SPEAKER_07 40:31

One. It was under 10. One point of mental damage.

SPEAKER_09 40:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 40:38

19 points of slashing.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

17 points of slashing.

SPEAKER_08 40:43

15 points of slashing.

SPEAKER_07 40:45

32 points of slashing. And then we will go to the beginning of round four.

SPEAKER_09 40:51

I think you guys just killed me. They just kept adding more slashing damage. Trying to do the math, but it's it all stacks.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

It's adding up so fast.

SPEAKER_08 41:00

And the big one is dead, so it's not his turn anymore. Gardas assumes.

SPEAKER_07 41:06

It's two actions to bring your bundle back? That's stupid.

SPEAKER_02 41:10

You gotta put it back on your back and secure it.

SPEAKER_07 41:12

Okay. And then we will go to Ari's turn.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

Okay. Ari is going to. Yes. She will move forward. I'm measuring right now.

SPEAKER_07 41:23

She wants to see exactly how far she's gonna go.

SPEAKER_02 41:26

Moves forward 20 feet. Not quite in line with everybody else. I need a re Oh, I can't do this. Never mind.

SPEAKER_07 41:37

Um second action move back.

SPEAKER_02 41:44

Sorry, I uh I wanted to use a weapon from my thrower's bandolier, but it takes one to draw and then two to cast the spell. So she will move forward. She'll pull out her shock room, which has a Dolt Coil on it, and then she will continue with rallying Anthem. So she's still playing uh an upbeat tune on her drums.

SPEAKER_08 42:09

Pops. Yes. Alright, check out the light oil here.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

What?

SPEAKER_08 42:13

Check out the light!

SPEAKER_02 42:15

Slow down, Gardas and King.

SPEAKER_04 42:17

Okay. Pops is going to spark transcendence.

SPEAKER_00 42:21

Do it yourself.

SPEAKER_04 42:22

And Scar is the survivor, and he's going to get. Ooh, that's pretty good. Let's see here. That is. Come on, Brain. Math. Come on, Matth. Yeah, I hit it.

SPEAKER_08 42:36

Almost forgot we had totally talked about that light on the table doing something.

SPEAKER_04 42:40

That is 26 points of healing. Alright, that's one action. I'm gonna give uh the radiant to. Gardus, have you taken any damage? No. No? Oh never mind. I guess I'm holding on to it.

SPEAKER_08 42:53

Too fast. You think they can hit me? Two packs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:57

And uh I am a little down. I'll give it to you then. That's uh 13 points. And then I'll take a step.

SPEAKER_05 43:08

Five foot step to the west.

SPEAKER_04 43:10

To flank. And then here comes the strike. Uh is he still hidden? Yep, yeah, it's the blurry. Here comes the flat check. That's eight. And here comes the bonk. Fourteen on dice for a 30 33, 34.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

You're frightened.

SPEAKER_04 43:32

32.

SPEAKER_07 43:36

32?

SPEAKER_04 43:37

32. That's a crit. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Bonk, he gets bonked into the girth. He's he's been earthen earthenated. That's every crit. That's every crit. That's ridiculous. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

You call me the earthenator.

SPEAKER_09 43:51

Earthenator. I heard he's been bonked into the girth, and I thought it was a good thing. I heard that too. Stop hitting people with that.

SPEAKER_01 44:03

Have you met the girth yet?

SPEAKER_02 44:07

Oh thick no I split it in two. Um no.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

Okay, here comes the damage. That's eight plus twelve for twenty times two is forty damage.

SPEAKER_07 44:24

I don't believe you. Nice. Um that's crazy. Hey look, they have uh condition for uh concealed. That's fine. It looks like an angry tree. Uh 40 you say?

SPEAKER_04 44:34

Yes. That's my turn.

SPEAKER_07 44:38

Then it is mine. It will do a bite attack on Gardas. However, this is a little different. Shadow bite attack. Shadow bite. Yeah. Give me a fortitude save.

SPEAKER_08 45:02

To the fortitude save? Okay. 30-30.

SPEAKER_07 45:11

That's a pass. Nothing happens. Last action can sergami attack on Gardas. With the map.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

You have a plus one.

SPEAKER_07 45:24

28.

SPEAKER_08 45:26

Oh, that barely hits by one.

SPEAKER_06 45:29

That's all I need.

SPEAKER_08 45:31

Yeah. Retributive strike? No, uh, nope. Where's red? Yeah. Where's red when you need him?

SPEAKER_10 45:37

You just hear him. I'm sure he's fine.

SPEAKER_07 45:45

Uh 14 points of slashing damage. What is your resistance to mental? 10.

SPEAKER_02 45:50

12 points of slashing damage.

SPEAKER_08 45:52

I'm not gonna bother rolling the mental. What was the what I want to know what it was. What I four. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:59

If you didn't feel it at all, you wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_07 46:01

It's a d6, so like I can't, I'm not gonna be able to beat your mental resistance. Yeah, yeah, I know. I just want to know how much I resist it.

SPEAKER_08 46:07

Gardas. Um. Uh let's see. You know what? Gardas is gonna cast a spell called Share Life on to the dinosaur down there. Um, so yeah, now for 10 minutes, uh, if you take damage, I take half of the damage. Sick. Um but the spell ends if you're above 30 feet from me, so. Stay close. Yeah. Stay frosty. And then I'm going to attack with whatever you call it, off-guardedness.

SPEAKER_05 46:43

That's your flat check.

SPEAKER_08 46:45

And it passed. Good job. That's why I was doing the math to see on the flat check to see if it passed. The bonuses.

SPEAKER_04 46:54

That's better. Ooh, nice. You're welcome. Uh, 32 to hit. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Off guard. I believe that was a crit last time.

SPEAKER_07 47:03

Unfortunately, it had frighten value last time.

SPEAKER_02 47:06

Yeah, it's a plus one from the ritual.

SPEAKER_08 47:09

Yeah, yeah. That is a hit.

SPEAKER_02 47:13

You should have said no.

SPEAKER_08 47:16

Uh, that's still good damage. 25 points of damage.

SPEAKER_05 47:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 47:23

And a second attack because Gardas is so hasted. He just like it just swing and just back and forth in front of him, not caring who or what he does. 18 on a flat check. Better guess. That's a good flat check. Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

Really good. You see exactly where he's at.

SPEAKER_08 47:40

Uh, 11 minus 5 is 6. 25 to hit.

SPEAKER_05 47:46

That's a hit. Woo!

SPEAKER_08 47:47

Yeah. Sweet. That's two hits for Gardas. 20 points of damage.

SPEAKER_07 48:02

And then we will go to Violet.

SPEAKER_09 48:05

Violet is going to bite. Flat check. Wait, is this one that also got the board?

unknown 48:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_09 48:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 48:13

I have it tracked on Foundry actually, so you can see it right there.

SPEAKER_09 48:15

What does an does a natural one do anything fun on a flat check? No. Oh. Okay, well that action's wasted. That just means you missed, yeah. Yeah. Bite again. 10 on the flat check. It's good. Your map does apply to this. On the flat checks? Well, no, but minus five. Minus five on your flat check. I still made it. I still made it. Alright, here we go. Bite three on the dice for a 20. Fail.

SPEAKER_02 48:43

Plus one.

SPEAKER_09 48:44

I added the plus one. It's in there.

SPEAKER_02 48:46

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 48:50

You might go for it again.

SPEAKER_09 48:52

I mean, I feel like I should. What else are you gonna do? Third attack hits feel so good. You know what I mean? Let's do it. The rare and elusive. Oh my god. Again, what else are you gonna do? You're gonna be. You rolled the natural one on this turn, so it's done. I could make some space, you know. I could get out of there and not get hurt so bad. But then you would go out of range. Well, I could move up above you.

SPEAKER_02 49:14

Yeah, you could join us.

SPEAKER_09 49:15

Yeah, I could do a lot of things. Yeah. I like biting. Bite it as flat check. Go with your first instinct. Natural 20.

SPEAKER_01 49:24

I knew it. Alright. Nice.

SPEAKER_09 49:26

Here comes the hit. 22.

SPEAKER_07 49:31

Miss. Ah, pickles. That's a really good for a third and two.

SPEAKER_08 49:34

Yeah, that wasn't bad. I rolled 15 on the die. Right. That would have hit if they were off guard, I think. Yeah. If only. I think a 22 was an off-guard hit. I'm not positive.

SPEAKER_02 49:44

Off guard and frightened.

SPEAKER_08 49:45

Something like that.

SPEAKER_07 49:46

It is my turn at the end of round four, and I'm going to do a shadow bite on Violet. So Violet needs to give me a fortitude save.

SPEAKER_09 49:55

Natural 20. Son of a bitch. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 50:01

Then here comes the Kasurigama attack with the map. God damn it. 19.

SPEAKER_09 50:12

Uh that's actually a miss, believe it or not. What is your AC? What is your naked AC? 20. Wow. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 50:20

And with a plus one.

SPEAKER_09 50:21

21.

SPEAKER_02 50:22

There you go.

SPEAKER_07 50:23

We will go to the beginning of round five.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

I'm worried.

SPEAKER_09 50:28

Well, this guy that I'm fighting is obviously near death, right?

SPEAKER_02 50:31

Yeah, the big guy's coming back.

SPEAKER_07 50:32

Comes back in through the north door.

SPEAKER_08 50:35

It says unharmed right there on him. Is that what it says? Uh-huh. Oh, he's back.

SPEAKER_07 50:40

Are you sure about that? He's back. And he will do a Cassurd Gama strike on Ari.

SPEAKER_02 50:46

Ari Duck! Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_07 50:48

He's coming back.

SPEAKER_02 50:50

What? He's coming back!

SPEAKER_07 50:53

Natural one.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

Do you pull cards?

SPEAKER_07 50:59

Fuck no. Yeah. Fine will. And a natural attack. You can't attack the same target again until the end of your next turn.

SPEAKER_09 51:09

Oh my god. The good news is he's got six actions, so he does bounce all around and get somebody else. Or does he did he already lose his hay bale?

SPEAKER_07 51:17

He has his hay bale back, actually, is what you see. Massive bundle of hay on his back, uh, which comes with some different effects. That really does suck though, because there's no one else in range. I don't have any one action spell.

SPEAKER_08 51:30

Yeah, he probably moved. He moved to get here and then attacked.

SPEAKER_00 51:36

Sucker.

SPEAKER_07 51:38

So he moves up right next to Ari, and we will go to her turn.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

Guys, he's back. He tried to hit me. He's just looking at me now.

SPEAKER_07 51:48

Menacing her.

SPEAKER_02 51:49

I know.

SPEAKER_08 51:51

I know I told you that like 10 minutes ago.

SPEAKER_01 51:54

You're going to be so tired after this. Like, I gotta take a nap, but she's gonna lay down right here.

SPEAKER_02 52:02

Alright. Ari has the chakra in her hand, so she's going to cast an electric arc on the guy to the north and the guy in the middle of the room. Uh, so I need reflex save.

SPEAKER_07 52:17

Big guy rolls a 30.

SPEAKER_02 52:20

Okay, it's a pass.

SPEAKER_07 52:21

Small guy rolls. Oh, an 18.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

That is a fail. And our cantrips are level four. So 14 damage. Uh so seven to the guy on the north and fourteen to the guy on the south.

SPEAKER_04 52:48

Nice. The rare Ari damage.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

And what shall I do for my last?

SPEAKER_07 52:57

Continue your song.

SPEAKER_02 53:00

Yeah, she will. She's staring at this guy though. And she's like, let somebody do something. And she'll carry on with her. Should I do rallying or should I dirge? Let's Durge.

SPEAKER_08 53:15

I was gonna say do rallying dirge.

SPEAKER_02 53:17

Rallying dirge.

SPEAKER_09 53:18

That's a new spell.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

So the uh the two that uh were affected by my electric arc are affected by my dirge, I think. Let's see if the other one is 30 feet. He is. Everybody.

SPEAKER_07 53:32

Everybody's everybody's scared. And then we'll go to Pops. Your turn. A lot of ups, a lot of downs. Save this party.

SPEAKER_04 53:43

Pops is going to swing on the Kagagama. Who's right in front of him, so flat check.

SPEAKER_07 53:50

That's Kage Kuma to you.

SPEAKER_04 53:51

Kage Kageguma. Uh seven for my flat check. Nice. That'll do, pig. Here comes the regular bonk. 17 on dice. This is not going to be a regular bonk. So it's not going to be a regular one. That's um. Uh 36 plus one. 37.

SPEAKER_07 54:15

Oh, I just uh yeah, I know it's a crit.

SPEAKER_04 54:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 54:18

By like a lot. Are there double crits in this game? Yeah. There should be. Quadruple damage? Oh my god. Start flexing those new pope powers.

SPEAKER_04 54:30

5 plus 12 is.

SPEAKER_07 54:32

Homosexuality is no longer a sin.

SPEAKER_04 54:34

17 times 2 is uh 34. Was it ever though?

SPEAKER_07 54:41

Damage?

SPEAKER_04 54:41

Yep. And he gets driven into the ground again. Even even deeper. Yeah. Yay, he died. It says. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 54:52

Gets splattered.

SPEAKER_04 54:54

Okay. Pops is gonna take a move action.

SPEAKER_08 54:57

Yeah, Gardas says Pops, you help hurry. I'll help violate.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

Do you have the ability to flank?

SPEAKER_04 55:04

Oh, let's see. Yeah, that's a good question.

SPEAKER_02 55:06

If you want.

SPEAKER_08 55:07

Oh, you'd got you'd have to get it. That's 35. Yeah, but your movement is like No.

SPEAKER_02 55:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 55:13

What is your natural speed? Um if I'm if I have my sandals on, it's 50. If I dump it, then it's 40.

SPEAKER_09 55:19

Wouldn't I get you to flanking? Weren't you just at 35 there?

SPEAKER_04 55:22

Uh let's see here. 5, 10, 15. It always messes me up. I'll just start from right here. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 55:29

Now it's trying to put minus 15. I can figure this out. Um there we go. There you go. You got plenty of speed. You are going, yeah. I mean, there is a square there where you're cutting through his, but I don't think it matters. Oh god. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 55:45

Sorry. Okay. So I'll uh proper flanks right there, right? Or does it count down here? Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's only 40. We'll flank on him. And here comes the second attack. Ooh, that's pretty decent. Uh 14 plus 19 for a um come on, Brian. 33 plus 1, minus 1. Because I'm afeard. 33? Minus your maps. Minus my maps. It would be a uh 28.

SPEAKER_07 56:21

His AC is 28.

SPEAKER_08 56:23

So that means it's a hit, right? Yes. Really high. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 56:30

That's really high compared to mine.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

I'm really glad you flanked.

SPEAKER_04 56:32

Yeah. Same damage roll. Uh so five plus twelve, seventeen. Just seventeen. Just seventeen.

SPEAKER_07 56:45

Pops was able to turn this fight around as he splatters another one of these monstrosities. Double killed! Oh two for one. It's a rare turn. The party needs one of those. Gardas.

SPEAKER_02 57:00

I should have hasted you.

SPEAKER_07 57:01

Yeah. It would be good for Pops, but life doesn't know what to do with this third action alongside.

SPEAKER_08 57:07

Yeah, it's good for a spellcaster who can hit and speaking of which, I am gonna cast Rejuvenative Strike, which does a single action heal on myself. And I get uh six, seven, fifteen, all of my health back. But fifteen, sixteen. So 22 hit points back, which is all of mine, so I'm at full health.

SPEAKER_07 57:32

This might be the first time the spell works all the way.

SPEAKER_08 57:34

I use my reaction to move with zealous uh rush.

SPEAKER_07 57:42

Into flanking.

SPEAKER_08 57:43

Into flanking right there.

SPEAKER_07 57:45

Five foot step to the south.

SPEAKER_08 57:46

It's still a ten foot, but it doesn't matter. Anyways, um, and then I going to use the second part of that includes a strike, which was 10 feet. No, I know it wasn't 10 feet to get there. Concealed check is 14. So that concealed check passes.

SPEAKER_07 58:03

It's already so fast that he makes it longer than he does.

SPEAKER_08 58:06

It's starting to feel like 10 feet, you know? And that was good rolls. Uh 34 to hit. Nice.

SPEAKER_05 58:21

Crit.

SPEAKER_08 58:22

Nice. Nice. And you know what happens then? No. Uh Violet also gets that 22 points of healing. Amazing.

SPEAKER_02 58:33

It took a long time for Kyle's brain to load. Sorry, I was deep in thought about something.

SPEAKER_08 58:38

I don't know if it's a good one. Oh, damn, that's pretty decent damage too. Um 26 times two is 52 points of damage. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_07 58:49

I didn't know you could do that.

SPEAKER_08 58:51

And that was two actions.

SPEAKER_07 58:53

Is that the first time that spells worked all the way?

SPEAKER_08 58:55

No, but I sometimes say it's right. Never before I'm told no one else. On the Oddbox podcast, have we seen this? Yeah, I sometimes say that. I still have two full actions.

SPEAKER_07 59:06

I already went up to Violet's turn.

SPEAKER_08 59:08

Um swing again, so this is concealment. 14 passes. And minus five is six, plus that. 25. Wait, no. Yes, 25 to hit. That's a hit. Nice.

SPEAKER_07 59:25

You guys are starting to crush now. Yeah. Took a little warm-up time. Yeah, it took a little warm-up. It got a little scary there for a second.

SPEAKER_08 59:31

Oh. Oh! 11, 11, 6. Wow. On the damage.

SPEAKER_02 59:38

Goodness.

SPEAKER_08 59:39

Uh 32 points of damage on a non-crit. That is two points away for maximum. And Gardas has one action left. I'm gonna swing again.

SPEAKER_07 59:51

Obviously.

SPEAKER_08 59:52

Yeah. That 10 passes the concealment check.

SPEAKER_07 59:58

He almost forgot there for a second.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:00

That ten probably misses. 19.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:03

That is a miss.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:05

Even though he's flanked.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:06

And frightened.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:07

Uh-huh. Violent. Bite. I just want to say there's like a I'm just swe- there's like a blur of an axe out in front of Gardas as he's just waving it around in front of him. He's not even really swinging anymore at the enemy.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:20

Just flailing it around.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:21

It's hard to control when you're moving this fast.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:23

Alright, there's only one guy left, so.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:24

It's like topping an onion.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:26

Yeah. Five on my flat check. Good job, buddy. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:28

Are you still frightened?

SPEAKER_09 1:00:29

Uh no, I'm not. I didn't take it off.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:32

Well, I go by off what's here.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:33

Yeah, I know it, so I'm counting it.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:35

I took it off for you.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:37

Oh, thank you. I really wish I had a hero point. I bet. Those are great. Those are great. 20 to hit. Miss. Alright. Flat check. 15.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:48

Critical success. Woo!

SPEAKER_09 1:00:50

Really getting it. Jesus. Um that is a 16 to hit.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:58

Miss.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:59

You know.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:00

Gotta go for a third one. You gotta go for it. You're right.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:03

You're right. You sold me on it. 19 on the flat check. You're getting better at those. Getting better at those. I really got them dialed in. The blur's not fooling me at all.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:12

Using violet scent. Oh, please be a critical fail. That'd be so much fun.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:17

No, it's not a critical fail. That'd be insane. 10.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:24

On a natural attack. What do we got here?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:31

His armor breaks. My armor breaks.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:33

Punctured foot. You get so wrapped up and tangled up, you bite your own foot. Oh my god. Classic violet. You take 1v4 persistent bleed damage. Until this effect ends, you take a minus 10 foot circumstance penalty to your land speed.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:48

It's his metal foot. It's like I was gonna say the only he only has one foot you can bite. It cuts his mouth.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:56

I bite my prosthetic off. Two points of bleed damage. Oh, thank you. Appreciate that. I'm struggling. Somebody come help me.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:11

Stop biting your feet.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:14

Totally not how I lost my foot to begin with. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

Sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:20

That's the big epic story at the end of it.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:23

Like chasing your own tail. Got it.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:27

Oh, now it's gone.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:31

It is my turn at the end of round five, and this guy will just week out.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:36

Week out.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:40

We got him. He's dead. Somehow I bit my foot and it disappeared.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:48

Yeah. Yeah, you got a pilot.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:50

Gardez healed this and she just sticks her foot right up in front of your face. What do you mean? I need better foot. Uh touch. I think it's our turn yet. I think we're still in the ship. Oh, are we? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:02

And we will go to the beginning of round six, Ari's turn.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:06

Um, Jeff struggles with object permanence. He's not the only one.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:12

He's not even the worst one at the table. It's not on the map.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:15

Uh, how's everybody doing on health?

SPEAKER_09 1:03:18

Um, not that bad, actually.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:19

My guy could actually use a little bit.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:21

I'm I'm about half. Okay. He's doing worse than I'm. I'm down like 21.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:25

My guy's worse than both of them, probably put together, so.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:28

So Ari will do she'll start her him if no, I'll do a second level soothe on um Pops, and then she will go with rallying Anthem, so plus one to AC, and then resist two physical damage. So I will roll the healing and get back to you soon.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:50

Okay. Is that your whole turn?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:52

Yes. Pops.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:56

Okay. Pops is going to shift his imminence out of Titan Breaker into Scars the Survivor, and then he's going to proc Scars the Survivor and heal for. A billion, probably. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:12

That's how you build a character kind of.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:15

24 points.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:16

And then I gave you 17.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:18

Okay. 24.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:20

Notice how he has items.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:22

Hey. Hey. Um.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:27

The thing I love about this is Tony's favorite thing is under-resource characters. He loves it more than anything. So I give him exactly what he wants. I give him exactly what he wants. He's like, you're a fucking moron.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:40

You know me so well. That's gonna shift my uh my eminence into Thousand League Sandals. And with that, I've got 50 foot of run speed. And I'm just gonna run up and stick my head through the door and see what I can see. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:56

Look at that dotted line because it's actually making you go through the door sweet.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:59

Well, they they open the door when they uh Yeah, but like you're trying to go through the door.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:05

So when that line gets dotted, it's telling you that that movement's not gonna complete. Um, as much as I love under-resource characters, I want to point out that I have given you guys thousands, thousands worth of bonus gold that is not written in this campaign.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:18

I'm not saying that you're that you that you did anything wrong. I'm just saying it's funny that you you love an under-resource character that when I give you one to play with, you're like, get back, you fucking loser.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:28

Look at this guy doesn't know how to play the game.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:30

Idiot. Yeah, giving me exactly what I like.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:33

Uh after pops, we go to Fast Gardas. Fartis? Quick and Gardis? Fartis.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:41

I haven't we said that before. We have.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:43

I don't remember what it includes. It was fake Gardas. Oh, that's so funny. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:47

Fartis keeps coming back. Yeah. He has many Fortis.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:51

Um I gotta wait. Have you been fake Gardas this whole time? No. Oh shit. Won Khan? We killed the wrong Gardas. I

SPEAKER_07 1:06:00

If you turn and look at him, he doesn't have a face.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:05

Um Well, I've been a lizard the whole time, so I don't mind.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:08

So we're like looking for this guy now.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:11

Well, there's also the table with like the swirling portal thing on it and a bunch of uh like candles, incense, things like that. Um, but yes, obviously Pop is hunting something. I'm gonna figure this thing out.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:27

I'm gonna go up to the light and use my blessing of Torag to check it out with using my religion knowledge. Okay. Um my religion is that, that, no. Ooh, that's decent. Uh 3030. So yeah, I'm checking out what this ball of light is. It's glowing like Torag's radiance.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:59

You see this blue portal that's kind of purpling, which is familiar to you. The purpling effect of a portal uh as it's swirling before you. It's again only about the size of like a tennis ball right now, so you you know, whatever you can fit through there.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:16

Guys, I think it's a portal. Who's Torag? Clearly, this is some sort of ritual table, some sort of uh um altar. You do pick up some bloodstains on it, and more of these really awful carvings of giants bludgeoning people to death, and it looks as if towards the base of it, uh there are very simple, almost stick figure-like drawings of people falling into an abyss.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:46

Hmm.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:48

Which doesn't bode well for a portal.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:50

It's not ominous. Huh, whatever. Um so then start channeling the spirit bomb. Five, ten.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:04

What is this? A portal for ants?

SPEAKER_08 1:08:07

Run that way, and then I have one action left. I'll run out the door down here. To here. Oh my god, here he is!

SPEAKER_07 1:08:19

You like come running around the corner and you come face to face with this Foo Manchu motherfucker. Yeah. Uh just staring at you, his body like five feet further back than his face is sticking out. Uh, Violet, did you just receive healing on uh a recent turn this round?

SPEAKER_08 1:08:37

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:38

Okay. I wasn't paying attention.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:39

I mean, well, a last round on my turn.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:42

Yeah, but after he got his no.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:44

Yeah, my last thing was to go from 117 to 115, which was my two bleed damage.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:48

Yeah, I was wondering if he was still bleeding, is all I was checking on. Because it's his turn right now, and you hear Gardas screaming at the top of his lungs, and it's extra high pitched because he's fast forwarded.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:59

Threatening approach. So I'm gonna go 10.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:04

Oh, here's a question. Do you have to see your target before you start threatening approach? I think so. Well, of course go look.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:15

Isn't like just his approach in general is threatening. Yeah. That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:21

Someone's there.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:21

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:23

Yeah. It's gonna say choose a target. Nope. You stride to be adjacent to a foe and demoralize that foe. Yeah, see? That's it. Two actions.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:35

As he approaches.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:36

If you succeed, the foe is frightened too.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:38

Yeah, it's more terrifying because he comes around the corner all frilled up.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:44

Tongue out. And I've got oh, that's 35 feet. So close.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:49

You know, I imagine more like the one thing the one lizard in uh the rescuers down under. Joanna? No, no, no, not the cool one.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:58

These aren't your eggs, Joanna.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:59

No, the the ridiculous one that actually does have the frills that's stuck in a cage. The one that picks the lock at the tail. Yeah. It's one of the lizards that can run on water. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:12

So I just imagine him coming around the corner with these big floppy feet, just I thought Rescuers Down Under was a lot better than uh Rescuers and It was.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:22

I don't remember any of the other ones. I only remembered.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:24

There's only one other one.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:25

I turned onto the Brave Little Toaster a couple nights ago, and that really sent me back. That was the game.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:35

He started crying, and he was like, I need to turn this off. Uh 19 to intimidate.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:41

Thought you're rolling a flat check and I wanted to throw it in your face. 19 to intimidate against my will, DC?

SPEAKER_09 1:10:47

Yeah. I only rolled a four, it's not gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:50

Really bad. Uh not a critical fail.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:52

Okay. So no success. No frightened. Alright, then I'm gonna bite. He's still blurry.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:56

He's still blurry.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:58

Alright, flat check, 19.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:00

God, you're so good at those.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:02

I don't know why I needed to do this, but Frank is the name of the frill blizzard and rescue his battery.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:06

Yeah. Now we all know.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:07

Thank you, Bye. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:10

I've done the math. Okay. That comes in at a 22 to hit. That's a miss. Okay, that's the enemy.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:17

Oh, and my flat check? Almost the end of your turn. Uh one point of bleed damage.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:21

Alright, flat check 16.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:25

So you're no longer bloody?

SPEAKER_09 1:11:26

I think so.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:28

One point of damage.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:29

What is it, 15 on those? I think it's 15. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:31

Let's go with that for now. 16.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:33

Unless you've got aid or some kind of special ability.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:37

It has its bundle on. And it is going to unleash on Violet. Here comes the Casurigana. Natural one. Damn.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:52

That's a miss.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:52

That is a miss. Uh here comes the bite.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:55

Flat check.

unknown 1:11:58

God.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:58

17. That's also a miss. That was so bad. That's part of the critical failure. Usually what I do is I uh take an action because I'm not gonna go through cards and stuff for all of them. Uh final attack. I'm not doing it on this weak ass guy. It's a fail. Uh let's see, I'll give you the total. It's going to be a 14 to hit.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:18

That's a miss, but not by as much as I would like.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:22

Ari.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:23

Alright. Ari's going to move twice. She'll start.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:28

Always measuring.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:29

You know, he hasn't hit you since I casted Share Life. So I'm just. This spell is doing work. Yeah. Yeah. It's made you it's made a miss every single time. You're so fast that you have extra life to give. You know.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:41

Then she will she'll move a little bit. She'll move all the way to the wall in the hallway.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:46

The flavor isn't a magical link. It's that every time you're about to get hit, he dives in front of the bullet. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:52

And then she will do dirge of doom on this guy.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:55

But I'm going so fast I just catch the bullet out of the air.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:58

It bounces off your clan dagger. Meat cleaver. Is that everything?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:03

Yep. Two moves. Durge of doom.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:05

Pops, you hear your party shouting for you.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:07

Pops, come on.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:09

He's over here.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:10

Here we go. We're in Thousand League Sandals right now, so we can do 50.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:19

Yeah. There's one move.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:21

Nice.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:21

If you just keep moving, it'll just keep adding it up for you. Oh no. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:26

Get into there. And then. So we can go all the way. Oh, and we can even flank. Okay. So that's two actions to move. All the way across the map. And here comes the bonk.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:47

Is it like a little alcove that you're in? I can only see part of it.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:50

Yeah, we can't see in there.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:51

What's in there? It's doors. It's another hallway. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:54

Doors that lead to doors. My favorite.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:57

I'm gonna let our viewers take a quick peek at that, though, so that everyone can uh get a quick peek on what that looks like. Doors to doors. Doors to doors.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:07

It is actually very similar to the hallway you're in, just you know, flipped. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:12

It is. Is he still concealed? Yes. Flat check. 13 flat check. Comes the bonk. 18 on dice. Damn it.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:24

For a 37. Thir 37? Is that a crit?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:32

Yes. Yes, that's it.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:34

Yes, that is. I will say only because you're also flanking. Yeah, nice. Their bundles give them a lot of AC.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:41

Okay, here comes the demar.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:43

So you cut through the bundle and does this is not gonna be good for me.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:48

Uh eighteen and you uh eighteen doubled. That's 36, and you're driven into the ground.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:58

It's really important impressive that a seven-foot-tall character is swinging through a doorway and still managing to strike down.

unknown 1:15:05

Down.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:07

I just take out the headboard and just go right through it.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:09

That's kind of what I was thinking, too. Just destroy the door.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:14

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:16

That's my turn.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:19

Then Quick Gardas. Put this fight away.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:28

Hmm. Uh shit. I'm just gonna do the thing. Um move up towards him. Vertical axe strike. Bonk bunk, motherfucker! Concealed. Damn, 18. You're learning from Violet. Then the three. Oh my god, it's true. Uh for a 22. That's definitely gonna miss. And second is attack. Six passes the flat check. 13 minus 5 is 7. I'm unfamiliar with that number. Yeah, don't worry about it. It's between 7 and 8. Alright. 27 to hit. A what? 7? 27.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:18

That's a hit.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:19

Nice. Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:22

This guy's housed.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:24

Yeah, he is. Thirteen points of damage.

unknown 1:16:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:35

Swing again. Ooh, that nine passes the concealed. Uh, that misses.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:45

Is it a critical?

SPEAKER_08 1:16:46

No, I no. It's like 2019.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:49

Okay. Violet. Um, Violet is going to actually set up to potentially get a kill for the first fucking time ever in the game.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:00

Get the new Violet. Flat check. Natural one.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:05

Second time this time.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:06

Flat check. Seven. Ooh, here we go. Okay, hang on. This might play. I doubt it. 19.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:18

Nope.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:19

No. Third attack. Natural one on the left end. So. Income.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:32

It is my turn.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:33

He's the same color as the stone.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:35

I can't tell him apart. You're like colorblind. I'm a tetrachrome, but I can't see any of the colors that normal people can. X-rays and ultraviolet.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:47

Who has the worst fortitude save other than RE 17?

SPEAKER_08 1:17:52

You have to find out.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:53

Oh yeah. Thank you. I like that you said that. It is probably Gardas, I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:01

Sure. It wouldn't be because he's a wisdom class. So he'd have a big wisdom. That's will. Oh, wait, what save are we doing?

SPEAKER_07 1:18:10

Uh shadow bite on Gardas gives a fortitude save.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:15

Casters are notoriously fortituded.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:18

I've got a good fort. Life's got a good fort.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:21

That is a two on dice. Wow, wow, wow. For 20.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:26

Fail. You are drained one. Oof. For our friends and family that don't remember, you take a status penalty equal to your drain value on constitution-based checks, such as fortitude saves. Lose hit points equal to your level times the drain value, and your maximum hit points are reduced by the same amount. When you regain hit points by resting for eight hours, your drain value is reduced by one, but you don't immediately recover the lost hit points. Second attack. Super Gasurigama on Violet. Ooh. 34?

SPEAKER_08 1:19:12

That's a crit.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:14

So some of this damage is gonna go to Yeah, you take half damage and I take the rest. This will be interesting. So here's the mental damage.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:21

The resistances don't count. Oh okay. It specifically says it in the spell.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:26

That does make it simpler. That does make sense. But uh okay, so eight points of mental damage, so each of you take four. Mm-hmm. And then here comes the slash. Those are the wrong dice. Almost let you guys up easy. It was a crit?

SPEAKER_08 1:19:45

You just don't double it. It was a crit. Oh, good point.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:48

Yeah. 18.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:49

So we each take 18 points of damage. Thank you, Jeff. Uh-huh. Let's make it easy. That's almost worth another hero point. Good to Courtney.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:59

Well, now I don't want to give it to anyone. Beginning of round eight. Maybe Ari can get a kill. That would be exciting.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:07

Okay. Ari is going to release three little balls of force from her drums. Force barrage!

SPEAKER_07 1:20:19

These automatically hit?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:20

Yes. Um, I got two fours.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:24

They have two hit points left.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:26

Nice.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:27

So that is 13.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:29

13 damage. Alright, got a kill. 13 damage.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:33

A kill. Pew, pew. We are out of combat. And as you guys walk back into the large room, you see this purpling blue portal open up and solidify over the altar.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:45

Hmm, should we go through? And you step through. I didn't know we were supposed to do something.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:50

What about red?

SPEAKER_09 1:20:51

Yeah, where's Red? He'll be fine. Is he here? Should we look in the room?

SPEAKER_08 1:20:57

I only had two turns of haste left, also. Does anything happen when haste runs out? You just go back to three actions. Okay. What is this purple portal, guys? Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:10

You're really annoying me right now, Mary.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:12

Slow down, Ari. Not used to this anymore.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:21

You guys step through the portal, and the rush is intense. The world arrives all at once. Almost as if with thunder and blinding light and howling wind. But all is still. Everything feels so crisp and solid around you. Your field of vision seems greater, and you're hearing less dull. You step through the portal and you're stepping off of Don Set Bridge, the south side of it. Looking around you, you see hints of Willow Shore. At least what remains of it. The bridge looks on the verge of collapse. Houses and shops are gone, not burned, not destroyed, just simply surrendered to the ever-growing vines and towering trees. Roofs have collapsed inward. Walls lean in at impossible angles beneath blankets of moss. Thick trees are going through parlors and kitchens. The silence is deafening. No children playing creepy ass games, no distant hammering, no arguments drifting through the streets. The only smell is of the damp forest. No cooking rice, no smoke from chimneys. The snow cover that you were experiencing, the heavy blizzard, is gone. And though the air is still cold and crisp, it's clearly winter, it is far more mild than what you were experiencing. You recognize it all and none of it all at the same time. You go a little bit further. The Eternal Lantern, as you approach the sight, just makes your heart sink. The light that has always shown that you went to great lengths to turn back on just a few months ago is gone, and the lantern itself looks like it's barely standing. Overgrown, damaged, you eat even the coin receptacle inside is gone. And as you investigate, the image of the large bell during your seance flashes in your mind's eye like a half forgotten memory, and you feel a tug in your guts. The sensation leading you east. Towards Kara High. I don't know if you guys want to take a minute and heal up or uh wait for the floor. Oh, that'd probably be a good idea.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:38

Yeah. I'll I'll just do my normal healing snack on some jolly ranchers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:43

Can somebody I'm just down like uh 40 points, so a couple rounds of focus spell or something.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:50

Yeah, I'll come healing twice on you. It's 24 times two.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:53

Heals me to full base basically for my medicine checks now when I'm doing that to heal, like I can only fail if I roll a natural one. So I pretty much just get the 48 plus 10 points of damage, regardless, when I use risky healing with it. So yeah. It's just it's good.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:13

You guys look at yourselves, and you are like, uh, check out our video, you can see a cool image of it there. Like these glowing spiritual ectoplasmic creatures now. Solid. You walk on the earth. Everyone that is except for Pops. Pops looks to be something else entirely. It's like he was at the seance. You see that his face lacks features, he kind of just like hovers above the ground, and his eyes are white. And he is more stoic than what you remember him. Hops, you experience a bit of an awakening.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:04

Zora Young Rakul.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:08

That's your name.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:10

Yes. Yes, it is. We have finally made it. I have stood over your grave so many times. So many times you have made it to the path and failed. But here we stand. And he looks at his like fading hand. Violet! I thought you died. Violet is forever. It's good to see. I don't know how you are here, but we will need your strength.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:45

I'm my own baby, I think.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:49

Yeah. That's a little confusing. It makes sense in a kind of roundabout way. He vr she reincarnated into Vox and then in turn reincarnated into what we see before us. Which is violent. But Pops, what the hell? You wait, can you you can remember everything?

SPEAKER_04 1:26:10

Yes. All of those years on the path. The years before. Fifty years being devoted to Jean uh to Ji Hui at the temple. The Knight of the Broken B uh The Knight of the Broken Blades. And my life afterwards. Yes, I remember much now.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:31

Yeah, do you remember me? I was there.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:34

Uh you have been and not been many times. No, I mean the Knight of the Broken Blades. Uh let's see here. You would have been a little kid.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:42

I was a baby. I was a baby, and my uh my father said he waited into battle.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:47

Just to help everyone out, the knight of the broken blades happened before you fell into the Mindscape. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:54

It was like 50 years.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:56

Yes, I could never forget a baby with a beard. Uh 54 years before the Mindscape. Yeah. Um, and then the Knight of the Broken Blades happened eight years later. Um Violet, can you use a bow?

SPEAKER_09 1:27:13

Um I mean, I could try. I would much rather have some armor or hand wraps.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:21

All I have is this net.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:27

You can wear it as a cowl. I'm wearing it as a cowl already, God.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:33

You guys think Violet's a little crazy now?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:35

In Injigo's. Injigo's uh loving embrace. And I I give you the sheet for that. And also I'll give you my uh thundering composite.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:44

Okay, okay, so. Bo. Yeah. Short bow. Pops remembers everything. Yes. Violet was reincarnated. Yes. Where's red? Which one's red?

SPEAKER_02 1:27:55

We left him behind.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:56

Yeah. I mean, I'm gonna be honest, if I thought anybody would have been a Figure of our imagination, I thought it would have been Pops.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:03

So, Violet, just so we're clear, I don't know if I already said this, but your memories start uh when you were born at the uh Tansugi monastery. Okay. Uh so like anything before that you don't really have memory of. But uh unlike, you know, with normal children, you do have some pretty clear memories of your infancy.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:23

Okay. Do you remember dying the first time? Do I remember dying?

SPEAKER_02 1:28:28

Um There's been many times, probably, Cardis.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:31

Well, I mean the first time this time. Which is as specific as I can get.

SPEAKER_09 1:28:37

I don't understand. What do you mean this time?

SPEAKER_04 1:28:39

This time. Which time? Oh. We have been trapped in a cycle for somewhere in the neighborhood of 115 years.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:46

Hundred and fifteen goddamn years.

SPEAKER_09 1:28:49

That's a big number. Is that more or less than 17?

SPEAKER_04 1:28:53

It is more. Much more.

SPEAKER_09 1:28:55

That's more than my fingers and toes and dewclaws and tongue.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:00

Um so okay, I'm gonna take that as a no, right, Ari?

SPEAKER_02 1:29:05

What was your question?

SPEAKER_08 1:29:06

If he she remembers dying.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:09

Clearly not. Yeah, or maybe she doesn't want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:12

Why wouldn't she want to talk about it?

SPEAKER_09 1:29:13

It's just I remember you guys talking about me dying. Yeah. Does that count? No. I wasn't dead though, so I was confused. Right. But every time I try to talk, it would just make growling noises. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:27

You bit me many times.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:29

I I've been a lot of people many times.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:32

I was trying to be really nice to you, but you're kind of a brat.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:35

No, that's how it's like kisses. Painful kisses. Well, I don't know. I'm a baby.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:42

That leave marks. You're not a baby anymore, though. So please don't bite me.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:46

Okay, I'll do my best. Just stay away from the side of my face. I find it very triggering.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:51

Which which side? Both. Oh, okay. I'll try to only approach you from the front.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:57

Okay. Okay. Yeah. So I guess we go to Karahe now to free the lantern.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:08

Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:09

I think that is our task. It's really sad to see the lantern like this, though.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:16

We shall fix the lantern, and we shall save Willishore. I know we can.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:24

I know we can as well.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:26

I'm not so sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:28

How do you feel, Pops? Do you want to still be called Pops or sorry on Recol? Or sorry? I rec I recommended that a while ago.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:38

I call you sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:41

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:41

What do you want to be called?

SPEAKER_07 1:30:42

You would also probably have memories of, you know, half a dozen names from your previous live. Sure. Yeah. You have options.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:48

I only had like 45 years in between the Ricky. Please, you are all my friends. You may call me as you wish. Alright, as you wish. That's what he wants. I mean Pops or Sora or Sorayan. Ow. Just don't call me Sora No.

unknown 1:31:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:13

Yeah, that is offensive. Sora no eco.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:16

I'm just gonna keep calling you Pops because that's the most simple part thing to do. Let's go fuck up Kaimago.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:24

You guys uh begin making your way through town, exiting east. You see the remnants of campsites, people that have been staying here before. And as you make your way out of town, you also come to a smashed up dais. What remains of the statue of Uglycute has been destroyed.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:48

Uglycute, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:50

Oh no.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:51

Everyone gets a hero point. Yeah, maybe into the real world.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:55

Even me.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:56

Max out at three. Don't take more than that. Kyle, Jeff, I'm looking at you.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:00

This is my third. This is number three.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:02

And the other thing I have, which you guys are probably gonna want to talk about, are your new spirit powers. So I have these handouts for you. Uh the book says that you guys get one major and two minor powers, but because uh I am the Pope of Gaming, I have uh assigned you one major power and one minor power. But because I've assigned you one, to compensate for that, I'm also allowing you to pick one major and one minor power. Uh so instead of one and two, you get two and two. Uh go ahead and take a second look those over, make your choices. Uh, and then of course, everyone gets just flat benefits for being uh a semi-undead ghost-like spirit creature in the living world, meaning that like even death and dying is done a little differently, uh, your low light and dark vision is upgraded, so on and so forth. So go ahead and review your new spirit powers, and then discuss.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:10

Okay. I was given for my minor power, I was given passion, just two actions. Uh even in death, the flames of excitement burn hot, be it the result of ignited enthusiasm or burning anger inspired by love for another or something more. The chill of the grave can't quench the hero's emotion. You kindle your passion into actual flames for one minute. During this time, your body is engulfed in fire of your color of choice that sheds a bright light in a 40-foot radius and a dim light for the next 40 feet. Your melee strikes inflict additional 1d6 fire damage, you gain resistance 10 to fire, and you gain the following reaction: reactive scorch. Uh creature strikes you as the trigger effect. The creature takes two d6 fire damage, basic reflex save. And then for my minor power, I chose Love. Uh, which gives me uh diplomacy with animals. I get to speak to animals with a diplomacy check. Uh, and if I am within 30 feet of an ally, I get plus one will save and plus two for a loved ally, which um I don't know if I I mean I like you guys. I don't know if I love you guys. Pops loves all. Yes. And then for the first major power I took resist death, uh, your spirit is single-hand single-minded in its purpose to uh even obliteration. That even obliteration of your transmigrated body isn't enough to stop them. The next time you are reduced to zero hit points within the next 24 hours, you are instead reduced to ten hit points, and are exposed to soul degradation. And then for my other major power, I took flight. Once per day, you can fly at my speed for or uh thirty feet, whichever's greater, for ten minutes. That's a good one. And that's my those are my my powers.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:09

Keep going around the table.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:10

Um, I wanted to talk to Kyle actually, cause um we had been discussing uh chilling paralysis. If you want it, I think you should take it because I it I didn't realize that it's uh melee strike, so I probably won't use it. Um I was thinking of doing dematerialize instead.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:34

Chilling paralysis. Once per hour.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:39

Okay, well then Jeff, why don't you share what you're doing, and Kyle can make up his mind on what he wants to do.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:43

Alright. Um let's see. So the minor power that I was given with a spite. Uh two actions, even if a person was kind in life. The dead have many reasons to spite the living, that is true. Um, but basically, I can point to a target I can see within 30 feet, and they must attempt a will save, after which they're immune to this power. So it looks like they can use it at will, but like I can only use it on one person one time. Um basically just makes their skin break out in painful lesions and unsightly sores that will drain them, clumsy them, and possibly slow them on a critical failure. My other minor power, the one that I chose for Gardas, was obsession. Because he's he's kind of over time, he's been getting to be like obsessed with his uh like with crafting his drink.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:33

Little Gardus.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:34

What no? Normal Gardis.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:37

He is a very obsessive person.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:40

Yeah. Um, but yeah, this is shown through with his devotion to Torag. Um, but it's I can uh cast telekinetic projectile at will, which is pretty crazy. At will? At will.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:53

Is that a two-action thing?

SPEAKER_08 1:36:55

Uh sure. Okay. That's still pretty cool though. Yeah, I don't remember at this point. I think it is. Um, but it's a cam trip. Yeah. Um, and then once per day, I can cast one of the following at level five, which is animate rope, animated assault, which is possibly some bludgeoning damage, and then there's telekinetic haul. This one I think is my favorite. Within 120 feet, it can lift one object of up to 80 bulk, and I can use a sustain action to move that 20 feet.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:27

You brought a uh incorporeal violet wagon with you.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:32

What?

SPEAKER_07 1:37:32

Violet's Violet's wagon. Oh. I should say.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:35

So are you saying I'm just lifting him around?

SPEAKER_07 1:37:37

Violet used to carry a wagon that you guys use for all of your heavy lifting, and now it's telekinetic. Now it's a telekinetic Violet Wagon's Violet's wagon.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:45

Uh then my major powers was Undying Flesh, which gives me uh resist 10 piercing things like I guess we're not fully corporeal, so things like piercing weapons can just kind of flow through me. Uh and then my major power is resist death. So I guess whenever I'm reduced to zero hit points, instead be reduced to ten hit points and get soul degradation. And soul degradation is Oh, it's basically a wound, except we don't get wounds or whatever, because we're not. Each time a dying transmigrated PC would normally gain the wound collection condition, they're instead exposed to soul degradation and must attempt a new saving throw to resist increasing the stage of the curse. So it's like a curse that will cause them to die eventually.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:35

The book actually gave us a bit of a picture of Gardas throwing things around like a scary ghost.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:44

Yeah. That looks like the one spell that the butcher did. Oh yeah, the Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:51

Uh Courtney, Kyle?

SPEAKER_09 1:38:54

You can go on.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:55

Um, okay. So I was assigned curiosity for a minor power, so essentially I can um touch an adjacent living target, and my hand kind of just like passes through them, and then I can ask a question mentally to them and possibly get the answer. Um, there is a a will save attached to it and varying degrees of success. I chose delusion for my minor power. So it gives me a plus two status bonus to deception checks, and then once per day I can cast a fifth level um hallucinatory terrain, illusory creature, or illusory object. So I kind of just uh change the reality around the people. And I went with dematerialize for my major spirit power, and I can um once per day I can become incorporeal for one round and can sustain this effect for up to five rounds.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:03

Oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:05

And then I was assigned undying flesh, so I believe Gardas has that too, right? Um I am resistant 10 to slashing damage is the type that I chose. And that's it. Coil.

SPEAKER_09 1:40:22

Alright. So for major powers, the one I was assigned is resist death. Did we already talk about that one?

SPEAKER_07 1:40:30

I believe yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:40:32

Yeah, I got it. Yeah okay, sick. Lots of resist deaths going around. The major one that I chose was um the chilling paralysis. So my unnaturally cold attacks can cause enemies to be paralyzed or slowed. Uh it says the natural cold of your touch freezes muscles and locks joints, leaving your victims shivering and unable to move. Attempt a melee weapon uh or unarmed strike against your target. If it hits, in addition to the normal effects, the target must attempt a fortitude save. Is it like class DC? It doesn't say on my little paper here. Can I pick any of my DCs for them to make a fortitude save yes?

SPEAKER_07 1:41:07

I'll figure that out in a second.

SPEAKER_09 1:41:08

Okay, cool. Um so, but yeah, on a success, they're slowed until the end of their next turn. On a failure, they're uh paralyzed one round and then slowed one round. On a critical failure, they're paralyzed for a minute, and then they're slowed after that. They can't attempt more saves each round, so um might not last a minute, but that's pretty cool. It's probably your class DC.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:27

Like I don't see why it wouldn't be.

SPEAKER_09 1:41:28

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:29

I believe actually it says class or spell, whichever is higher. I was just trying to confirm, but right now that's how we'll play it. Class or spell DC, whichever is higher.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:38

Can Violet cast spells now? That's a secret.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:40

I want to talk a little bit about uh some of the basic things you guys get. So undead vision, you gain low light vision if you uh or dark vision if you already had low light vision.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:50

What if I already had magical dark vision?

SPEAKER_07 1:41:52

Well, then uh you can see God whenever you close your eyes. Torag. What are you doing here in my apartment? You have transmigrated protection, you gain a plus two circumstance bonus to saving throws or any other defense against disease, poison, sleep, and any effects that would impose the paralyzed condition. Obviously, you guys have your spirit powers, and then there is soul degradation. Uh rather than uh just straight up dying, because you're already dead, each time a dying transmigrated PC would normally gain the wounded condition, you're instead exposed to the soul degradation and must attempt a new saving throw to resist increasing the stage of this curse. So you do gain the dying condition. Uh and we'll go what happens and if you actually do end up dying. Uh, but when you recover from dying and you gain the wounded condition, you get soul degradation.

SPEAKER_09 1:42:49

Sick.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:51

Welcome to the last chapter of book three. Now, rather than being haunted, as you have for the last two books, you are the haunts. And Karahi is your target. And you begin the walk east, making your way over the overgrown roads. You come across a familiar bridge, or at least what used to be a bridge. All that's left are the pylons and a murky creek that you can't really cross, but it seems as if someone has constructed a makeshift, really crappy piece of bridge. You guys could probably cross one at a time. Uh Violet might break it all by herself. And you finally start climbing this cliff, a steep incline, and you get to the top of this hill. The furthest you've ever been. This is where you got to early on in book one, where you found that you couldn't leave the hinterlands of Willow Shore. And off in the distance You see the ocean. And on the coastline you see the skyline of Karahai. You take one more step, you take another. You're half expecting for the fog to set in, for you to get confused and turned around, and you continue walking until you reach Karahai. It's relatively peaceful. It's a quiet walk.

SPEAKER_08 1:44:31

I can't beacon while we're walking.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:34

The life beacon thing that takes a minute? Yeah. When you finally arrive at Karahai, and this probably hits Ari a bit harder than the rest of you. She who has lived here before. Before she got stranded in Willowshore. Karahai is a shell of its former self. It used to be a village that was larger than Willowshore. Now there are only about three dozen or so villagers. And then soldiers and priests. Many of the buildings abandoned or taken down for the raw material. In the center of the small town is this large fortress made of stone, clearly built for defense. It's relatively quiet, especially here on the outskirts. Some people just sitting in a gutter, begging and praying for food. Most of the activity is seen in this large two-story fortress. It's circular. But it's a little too off in the distance for you to really make anything else out. The rest of the town just looks to be a bit of a slum.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:46

Like it's a slum or completely in ruins?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:50

More of a slum than completely in ruins. Like there's still some places where people are living, though it's not anywhere you like we would want to live. Uh or or I guess them for that matter. Uh but it's highly, highly deserted. Like, again, for every three buildings, like only one of them is occupied, sort of thing. Uh all of them are coming down. A lot of them have been stripped for parts. It's not great here. It's cute.

SPEAKER_09 1:46:18

What are you talking about? This place is a dump. Well, I mean, it could use a little cleanup, but it's got a nice fortress.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:29

Yeah, but that place looks newer than the rest of it. Ari, is this what it looked like when you lived here?

SPEAKER_02 1:46:35

I was just gonna say it's very different from the place I called home. It's actually really sad.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:43

Oh, uh, sorry.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:45

We should consider approaching the town at night.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:49

I think that is wise.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:50

Why? And Pops just turns and looks at you, and he's just like floating and glowing. Your eyes are glowing white.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:59

I think we'll stand out.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:00

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:01

Oh more than we usually do when we hang out with other people.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:07

Okay, I I get it. Yeah, Pops is pretty big.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:11

Yep, that's the reason. It's sorry's fault.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:17

Say you're sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:24

Uh so we will wait for nightfall. Start a fire on the hill? No, I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:30

And you don't have to wait very long. And as the moon begins to rise, Ari, you look at it and it is beautiful. You feel inspired, you feel fulfilled, a bunch of feelings of satisfaction that you can't really quite explain. Stars begin to almost sing to you as they twinkle in the night sky. You have never seen anything so beautiful as the stormy night sky over Karahai.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:05

This is so nice. The sun or the moon.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:10

It's like the sun. It's so bright and beautiful to you, it's almost like the sun.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:13

The moon isn't scary anymore. It's beautiful.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:18

And Violet staring at the stars has been for like 10 minutes, just you know, like giant lizard eyes, just full of stars.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:25

So I like I imagine that we're sitting like next to each other, just like looking up at the stars and the the moon. I missed our moon.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:37

Yeah, it's it's beautiful. Same moon it's always been. Shut up, Gardas.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:44

I think you don't know. I think it is time for us to find our way into town.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:49

A few more minutes.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:50

Yeah, let's go kill Kaimago.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:52

I'm gonna use my um whatever the hell it's called. I can do this.

SPEAKER_01 1:49:00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 1:49:01

One of your ghost powers? No, one of my regular powers. Oh. The trained by the stars thing, and pick up some training and stealth since we're going out of town. It takes ten minutes. Oh, just sitting there for ten minutes staring at the stars. Yeah, we're thinking about the stars, if they're not out. Consult the stars. There we go, that's what it's called.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:22

What did they say to you?

SPEAKER_09 1:49:24

They said I should be sneaky.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:27

That's good. We have to be sneaky, guys. Um the stars say so.

SPEAKER_09 1:49:33

It's not exactly my strong suit. I'm also gonna say if anybody sees any armor or hand wraps laying around, please let me know. I don't want to miss that.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:44

I'll keep an eye out for you.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:46

Pops is looking for a raccoon.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:49

Why?

SPEAKER_04 1:49:50

He's trying to talk to a raccoon. It feels right to him. Oh, like just talk to an animal? Yeah. It's one of my ghost powers. Oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:00

Give me a nature check. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:04

Five on dice plus nature fourteen for a nineteen.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:08

Is there a garbage can around here somewhere?

SPEAKER_07 1:50:12

Trash pandas. Looking around down like underneath, and you hear owl.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:20

That doesn't sound like a raccoon to me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:23

You look up in a tree and there is a fairly large barred owl.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:28

Excuse me, uh Mr. Owl.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:32

And then the crows come out.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:40

Yeah, yes, um, you uh I don't know how I should address you, Mr. Mrs. Mr. Mrs. Owl. Um I'm Ferdinand. Ferdinand, Ferdinand the Owl. Are you uh experienced in any way with uh the town of Kirahai down there?

SPEAKER_05 1:51:01

I hunt there quite often. Plenty of possums and rats to eat.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:07

Do you know of any um abandoned buildings?

SPEAKER_07 1:51:12

Most of them.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:13

Hmm. Do you know of an abandoned building close to the fortress?

SPEAKER_07 1:51:18

Those are the ones most occupied. That is where the trade happens, where the humans hide their precious goods and the people they don't want the spider ladies to see.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:32

Spider ladies? They don't want the Which spider ladies are you talking about?

SPEAKER_07 1:51:39

The spider ladies. How do you not know of them? Strange spirit.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:45

We are new to this land. Well, I am.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:49

You have much to learn. I would avoid them if I were you.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:57

You thank you for your help, um, feathery one.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:05

Curtis is watching as he leans over to Ari, and I think I think Pops has lost it.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:10

Yeah, all you guys hear is Okay. Are we ready to move on?

SPEAKER_02 1:52:21

Um did you just have a conversation with that owl?

SPEAKER_04 1:52:24

I did. What what did Al say? You didn't hear her. I heard her. Sorry, Ferdinand.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:33

Ferdinand?

SPEAKER_04 1:52:34

Ferdinand says that uh on the outside of town, most of the buildings are abandoned, but they get more uh occupied as we get closer to the words the fortress. He also said to be aware of spider women?

SPEAKER_09 1:52:48

Spiders bad. Oh, like Joramungo. I knew it. I knew spiders were bad.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:55

Spiders are pretty scary.

SPEAKER_09 1:52:58

Well.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:04

Yeah. Maybe we can check on Ari's family. It's been 115 years.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:12

I'm honestly afraid to find out.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:14

So you don't want to check on your family?

SPEAKER_02 1:53:16

I do, but I'm nervous of what I'll find. What if they're all dead?

SPEAKER_09 1:53:24

Oh, that would be sad. That would be sad, but you had big family.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:32

I did. I do. I have a big family. Let's go.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:37

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:39

115 years. So there's a lot of different angles you guys can take to make your way into town. Ari would know the way to her old place. What are you guys? What are you guys? How you guys? What's what's you guys? Who you guys stealth stealthing guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:56

Ari, you have the most experience here. Maybe you can walk with me and you all can follow my lead.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:04

Yeah, cannon tent. So I can follow an expert, right? To do stealth. What does that give me? Uh let's see here. Follow.

SPEAKER_09 1:54:16

Like, do you have to pass your role first? Expert. Here we go. Following the expert is a truly versatile activity that lets PC who's lacking in a skill or exploration activity have either a better chance to succeed. Oh, there's no either in there. Have a better chance to succeed. It provides a good way to help a character with low stealth modifier. The ore never came. It provides a good provides a good way to help a character with a low stealth modifier snake around. Look at that. They got it, they got you covered. To get a character with a poor athletics up a steep cliff, and so on. Usually a character who is following the expert can't perform other activities or follow more than one person.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:56

Thanks to your ally's assistance, you can add your level as a proficiency bonus to the associated skill check, even if you're untrained. Additionally, you gain a circumstance bonus to your skill check based on your ally's proficiency. Plus two for expert, plus three master, plus four legendary.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:10

Oh, what are you what are you? I am a master.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:12

So you get your level plus three.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:14

So plus eleven.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:15

It was taking too long.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:16

Yeah, no, I agree.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:18

None of that was on my my uh sheet that I was looking at. So does your reading.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:24

Do I get to add my normal stealth modifier?

SPEAKER_07 1:55:27

No, it would be one or the other.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:28

Okay. Alright, so then I just get plus eleven. It would be eight plus two. Because that was that's his eight plus three, like you said. Plus nine, right? I'm nine, yeah. Ooh. Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:39

So you get a plus twelve to a roll.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:42

I do. I don't know about anybody else.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:44

Whoever wants to follow pops, that is. I follow pops too. I have not trained too. Did you spend some time to become trained in this?

SPEAKER_09 1:55:50

Yeah, yeah, but it's gets me at a 10, so it's still better to follow him than to do my own thing. Worth it. Yeah, so if I'm not do stuff without pops, I'll be alright, but. Okay. Makes sense. I did a we decided it was plus twelve? Yeah. 22 to sneak.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:10

My stealth is plus 13. I rolled a 2 on the die. 15. Oh, we get a plus one. Right? Oh yeah, 23. Skill checks.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:23

I rolled a three plus nineteen plus one is uh twenty-four.

SPEAKER_08 1:56:29

I rolled a seventeen. Um like sit in the back. I'm more stealthy than Ari is.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:37

You guys plan on being stealthy, but you can't stop talking the entire time you're coming in. Ari trips over something, makes a noise, and pops like reaches down to grab her. Oh, I got you, and uh, you're coming in almost like a marching band. It is ridiculous. Beautiful. And we fade the black.

SPEAKER_09 1:57:46

Can I get a soundtrack from Jeff? I got a little Gardas right here. Get your penis out of your hand. Staring at me.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:52

I was afraid to see where he went.

SPEAKER_09 1:57:57

Um, I think we're ready to roll.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:01

It's probably an owl.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:04

It's like a crow or something. Well, the owls don't cough.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:07

The crows cough at the owls, though.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:09

Oh, okay. Dang. He's really going for it. Alright, let me go get my gun.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:23

No, don't shoot the owl.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:25

You can shoot everything else.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:26

Don't shoot the crows. Shoot the tree.

SPEAKER_09 1:58:29

The tree had it coming. Yeah. His gun is an actual minigun and he just deforced a lot. He's like predator.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:35

I definitely see some commotion out there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:37

I see the crow right there.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:41

That's so ridiculous. It comes in so loud.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:44

I'm gonna go see. Go out there and clap at them. Go yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:47

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:48

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_09 1:58:48

And ruin their trust forever. Throw rocks. Did you guys see the farmer that hired crows to take care of the hawks on his farm? No, but I can believe it. It's pretty cute. He just put peanuts on top of his fence posts and little sh sparkly baubles and stuff. And he kept doing it. And after a few months, the crows started chasing the hawks away when they'd show up. Wow. Sometimes it's pretty sick. Yeah. He's like, hawks have been a problem on my farm forever. He's a chicken farmer. Oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:13

I was like, yeah, I was like, are the hawks eating the crops? Like, what's going on here?

SPEAKER_08 1:59:17

Chickens. Hawks love crops.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:19

Yep. I saw this funny thing with a newscaster. She's like, my garden's going really well, but I can't seem to get my corn to grow really well. Like, every time I pull it out, there's just nothing there. And everyone just kind of like stops and looks at her. They're like, she's like, what? They're like carrots, right? Oh. Right there on the air. Everyone saw that.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:43

Never been to a corn maze before.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:46

Surely the big green leaves up the stock can't be corn.

SPEAKER_08 1:59:50

Surely not.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:51

They're just green leaves.

SPEAKER_08 1:59:53

The crows are attacking Courtney now. The heavy green leaves. The birds happening outside. Yeah. They've got her, they're lifting her up off the ground.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:05

I'll miss her.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:06

There's the play-by-play.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:09

Is she doing anything?

SPEAKER_09 2:00:10

Or is she just No, she's just looking at him. They took two eyeballs, but they gave one back. She didn't take anything to throw.

SPEAKER_04 2:00:20

We were worried you had been Alfred Hitchcocked out there. I wasn't worried. Did you figure out what they were mad about?

SPEAKER_02 2:00:28

Uh no, I never thought, but they are moving that way, which is They'll be back.

SPEAKER_05 2:00:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:41

Can anyone do that really loud whistle?

SPEAKER_09 2:00:43

No. No. God, why would anybody want to?

SPEAKER_07 2:00:46

I just thought, you know, bringing the energy somewhere thing. I thought life could.

SPEAKER_04 2:00:49

Only accidentally. That was when I could never get down. Courtney couldn't. It's hard to do.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:56

I can whistle really well.

SPEAKER_04 2:01:01

I know a kid who could just about burst on eardrums doing it, and he did it for fun all the time. I hated it.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:06

It's not very nice.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:08

A lot of my friends, Jeremy grown up, could do it ever since like fourth grade. Do the four-finger thing and just Yeah. He got in trouble a lot for it. I thought it was awesome.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:18

There was kids that had the air cans, uh, air horns at uh school for the last week. That was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:24

I have an air horn. Should I get it? No.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:26

Take it to school?

SPEAKER_04 2:01:27

Did you ever see the uh the the whistle language? Where the it was uh I can't remember where in the world it was, but uh they lived in these big steep valleys and they made an entire language out of whistles. And it was uh very, very intricate. You could have entire conversations.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:43

It'd be so awkward to never learn how to whistle. The worst speech impediment.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:50

Is it for them?

SPEAKER_09 2:01:51

Oh, for them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:58

What? What'd you say about my mind?