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Empty Muffin-Ep 102
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The companions confront a tengu in an abandoned fishing outpost before setting camp. Then they begin devising a plan to instill more terror. Listen in to hear four people become crazed with possibility right before their shopping trip.
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The first mile after crossing the finish line, a sunrise after Armageddon, chapter one after the epilogue, drawing a winning hand after the chips have been put away, the first note after the orchestra has already taken their bow, the first step where the map ends, the first day after your death. Welcome to the Oddbox Podcast. Do you guys consider yourself an artist of any kind?
SPEAKER_12Did you just say this was chapter one?
SPEAKER_10What?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_12You said chapter one after the epilogue. So we're only on chapter one of the story.
SPEAKER_10We haven't done the epilogue, though. So this is the epilogue.
SPEAKER_12This is still the epilogue. This is still the epilogue. Holy shit. We're over a hundred epilogs. Got him. Nice. So it's a point.
SPEAKER_10Do you consider yourself an artist? This podcast has gone on too long.
SPEAKER_03No. We haven't even begun.
SPEAKER_02I like how we're saying we haven't even begun. It's the epilogue. Not the prologue. We haven't even begun the epilogue.
SPEAKER_07It's a long epilogue. Wait, that's right. The epilogue is at the end.
SPEAKER_05There you go. I'm proud of you.
SPEAKER_07Thanks. Jeff, do you consider yourself an artist? No. Oh, nice. That was short. Yeah. Courtney?
SPEAKER_00Um, not quite. I I know that I can sing. I haven't actually recorded an album yet. Felt like I've portrayed my singing skills very well on this show. Um it usually comes out just like naturally, and I can't reproduce it in front of people. So that's unfortunate. You get nervous. I do. I get really nervous.
SPEAKER_02You're Will Barrell from Step Brothers. It's so funny when I hear you just like in the kitchen. I'm like, oh my god, that's so good. And then like on the show, I'm like, yeah, she's good.
SPEAKER_00But like it's because my throat closes up and like sounds just like I love that about you. I know you do. Uh I am an artist in one way, but we don't need to talk about her.
SPEAKER_06Gipley, save me.
SPEAKER_02He's not coming for you.
SPEAKER_00Life, when are you gonna record an album? I can't. That's what I like. That's what I just said. It goes back to that conversation we had about like having superpowers in the worst possible way. It's like I'm a really good singer, but only when no one's listening.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I'm a really good singer for me and my dog.
SPEAKER_00Chuba knows so well.
SPEAKER_12You can shut yourself in a closet and just sing into a microphone. Nobody else has to be there.
SPEAKER_10But she would know.
SPEAKER_00She wouldn't know it's being recorded, sort of thing.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yep. It's part of the the worst possible.
SPEAKER_06You're a beautiful singer.
SPEAKER_00Thank you.
SPEAKER_06Uh yes, I am an artist. I think I can say that. Um I agree. Fair fairly safely. I uh multiple mediums. Uh I don't know if we've covered this very much, but uh both both Kyle and I were raised and we had like a full art shop. Not that we used it all the time, but um, you know, we definitely had the tools um, if not necessarily the guidance. Um, but we um we were very, very lucky to have you know at least a basic training and just about anything you could imagine. And uh it served me very, very well, uh, even though today's medium for me is mostly wood.
SPEAKER_01And I was gonna say even professionally.
SPEAKER_12Professionally, I think you're the closest the closest we would get to an artist, like wood uh design. Yeah, it's funny.
SPEAKER_10But I just picture you when you're like a little bit of training, everything I'm like Capoera painting where you're doing like flips and kicks and stuff with like paint brushes in between your toes. Yes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Can we see the work that you've done?
SPEAKER_06Uh I'm I'm working on my portfolio currently. It's a huge file. Um, but um I love that. Uh no, I can I can draw, I can I can play music somewhat. I can um I uh I have many, many skills and many, many different uh disciplines. I wouldn't say I'm a master of any of them or even really that good, except for building stuff. I do really, really well at that now. Um but yeah, it's been a big part of my life and my philosophy and and um you know I I think that there's art in everything, and I think anybody who's good at anything could call it an art. Um you know, if you put forth the dedication and the focus and and the care, um, then even really mundane stuff can become an art. I want to add on to the point.
SPEAKER_10Courtney's an artist at cleaning the kitchen.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. I I think there's an art to cleaning what is she doing in the city?
SPEAKER_00This is one of the times I wish we had cameras so I can capture the way I'm looking at you right now. So mad. I love you so much. And I wish you would learn the art. Got him. That was a sick part.
SPEAKER_12I was gonna piggyback off of like the artwork of the mundane and everything, and it's like I have made um an art out of being as lazy as possible while still tricking everybody into think that I'm ver thinking that I'm very good at what I do.
SPEAKER_00Not tricking everybody.
SPEAKER_12What? I get it. I I knew a guy. He's on a ramp tonight. Yeah, no, she sees she sees the real me.
SPEAKER_00I do.
SPEAKER_12But yeah, no, so many people at work think that I'm good at my job, but I just guess everything, guess at everything. You're an you're an artist at making people believe that you're qualified. Yeah, so I'm a bullshit artist, I guess, but not really. But again, just being riding the edge of being as lazy as possible while still looking good on paper.
SPEAKER_07I like that you just said a bullshit artist, but not really. It couldn't have been a better qualifier. Not even a high bar.
SPEAKER_06I I knew a guy who was, you know, he's pretty middle of the road for a lot of skills, but uh boy, when it came to improvising on the side of the road in a snowstorm, magician, the guy was Mozart, you know, he just made everything look so easy. And um, and I I really do believe that um everybody has a mastery of something in their life.
SPEAKER_00Kyle?
SPEAKER_06Oh shit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you didn't answer yet. Math? Kyle's classically trained. I'm really fucking good at art. Yeah, it's true, it's cool. I like to see it.
SPEAKER_10I uh this math it's funny because you think that being the math teacher, his degree would be in something math, right, Jeff? What's your degree in?
SPEAKER_07Art. Yeah. Yeah, I I um like even getting out of school, I had like three different placement offers to go like build temples in Japan or paint in Rome or study in New York or whatever.
SPEAKER_10And um your sports injury just wouldn't allow it. Yeah, same thing. No, that one was an arrow to the knee.
SPEAKER_07My wife was ready to buy a house and have babies, and I'd rather invest in her than art, so I did it. You know, we all make choices. Um mine turned out real good. Uh you didn't say that with much conviction. Well, if he has to, it's being recorded.
SPEAKER_05Yes.
SPEAKER_07She's not listening. But I have like uh I've got kind of like a uncanny capacity for like internal visualization, which means that like sculpting and painting and stuff are like really like uh right up my alley, you know. Um, I even I when I my first time doing stone carving, the first time I ever sculpted a face, my teacher told me the Michelangelo quote that said that you need to sculpt a thousand faces because they're all gonna suck. So he gave me this like real shit piece of stone and some cheap tools and left for like three hours. And then when he came back, I had like a face that was just like a handsome old man. And he was like, How many times have you done this before? I was like, I've never done a face before. And he like completely lost his shit. He went and got me tools, like nice tools, and brought me stone from his house and stuff. And um, you know, so like uh yeah, I can and like I said, we got to do stuff when we were little, we got to do um, you know, lost wax bronze stuff, and we got to do glasswork, and you know, my mom's a pretty competent artist, and so mold making, clay, yeah, drawing, painting, uh, glasswork, cement stuff, all kinds of yeah. It turns out that the real reason I didn't follow through on art is because the uh in order to be a good artist, you have to uh be willing to like uh don't you guys are gonna crucify me when I say this, but you have to be willing to expose yourself. You know, don't stop it.
SPEAKER_12I can't tell you how many times I've slapped my dick on a piece of paper and sold it.
SPEAKER_08Jeff's mushroom stamp of approval.
SPEAKER_00That's my signature, right?
SPEAKER_02My third round of coordinates is just coming up because I was trying to be an artist.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Art's not safe. Um I have a formative memory of being really young, being at the the big White House, and Kyle coming up to me and he's like, Hey, do you want me to draw you? And I was like, sure. And uh, you know, I want me like one of your French. I was itty bitty. I was, you know, three or four years old at that time. And Kyle drew a like a face, like a face of what he thought I would look like. And uh, you know, I don't think it was winning any any uh art contests, but it was like you know, he was super young and had a full grasp on you know how everything should be and where it should generally be and what it would look like, and and he just he just pumped it out in like two seconds.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, so when I you know went to art school and stuff, I gathered like technical skills, like uh like it was my job, you know, like full time, and then I realized that I was afraid to be myself in public, and so I didn't become an artist.
SPEAKER_10Sad.
SPEAKER_07Well, you know, such is life.
SPEAKER_10Now we got you.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Now my art is being a seven foot tall lizard lady. That's right. The best art. Uh-huh. It's pretty important. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Uh all right.
SPEAKER_10Everyone here is an artist.
SPEAKER_08Except I'm not.
SPEAKER_07Except for Jeff. Except for Jeff. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10He's a bullshit artist.
SPEAKER_09We have established.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I'm a craftsman.
SPEAKER_10The four characters you guys are playing definitely aren't artists.
SPEAKER_00Mine is. Yeah, right. She's literally industry.
SPEAKER_10It's a bard. Not stealth artists. That's for sure. No.
SPEAKER_00Okay. You forgot that one word.
SPEAKER_10Well, I mean, but at the same time, life is a stealth artist, so you know, one shoe does not fit all.
SPEAKER_12In person is a stealth artist. Gardas is an artist of death.
SPEAKER_06That's true, but that's also just because of trauma.
SPEAKER_00He's a guardist of death.
SPEAKER_10Your fumbling around in the dark lands you, especially Violet, in a dangerous situation where town enforcers try to put you down and report back to their leader, Kaimago.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, right. Why were they why were they focusing on him? Weak link.
SPEAKER_10Pops reimagined will not allow anyone to escape, and so you slay all of the people who discover you skulking about. Unable to make a clean, sneaky getaway, you decide to flee town altogether, Violet hauling a body with her all the way. Just clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk. Maybe part of the reason why it was so hard to sneak away. Using a stolen map, you retreat to a small fishing camp just south of Karahai. You find a passable hut. You open it up to find a very defensive tengu guarding what you would consider his own. What is the hero point situation?
SPEAKER_07Ooh shit, I still have three. Three searching high and low, and I appear to have one.
SPEAKER_10Zero. Zero. Two.
SPEAKER_07Nice, wow.
SPEAKER_12We're doing good. Crazy.
SPEAKER_00I'm doing so well.
SPEAKER_10Don't ever spend him. He this Tangoo stares at you guys from below his hood. He seems to be wearing light armor. And he's fairly well armed. And he said something along the lines of GTFO. Don't come into my home. Uh I don't know you. I don't know you.
SPEAKER_00You don't know me.
SPEAKER_12Um, boo. Hey, calm down, Gargus. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_00My name's Ari.
SPEAKER_10Show me your necks.
SPEAKER_12What? Show me your neck. What the fuck are you talking about? This is my whole neck. Show me your neck.
SPEAKER_07Look, it stretches really long.
SPEAKER_00This is Pops and his neck.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
SPEAKER_00Uh sorry Henri Cool. Sorry. Sorry.
SPEAKER_06Um, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. You can call me Pops.
SPEAKER_00This is Violet Wagon. This is her neck.
SPEAKER_06Hello.
SPEAKER_00And this is Gas and his neck.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, you can see Gardas's neck. It's not covered by anything.
SPEAKER_10And uh, you know, those of you that are wearing clothes or something, pull down your your collars to reveal your bare neck. None of you bear the silver collars. What is silver collar? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00No silver collars.
SPEAKER_10Are you agents of the Jorogumo?
SPEAKER_00Absolutely.
SPEAKER_12What is Jorogumo? You know what Jorumo. Wait, do you know what Joragumo though?
SPEAKER_00She does.
SPEAKER_12Oh shit.
SPEAKER_00She's not really a liar, so why would she lie about that?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, this is gonna take an exposition dump, I think. Okay. We'll talk later. No, I'm okay. Do you want to tell me now? Yeah. I thought this Tengu was gonna tell you. Oh yeah. What is Jorumongo? Jorah Mongo.
SPEAKER_11Who are you? Where have you come from?
SPEAKER_00I just introduced us. We came from Willowshore. It's a really long story. Willow Shore. Yes.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Who are we? Who are you? Spirits.
SPEAKER_00We're Haunties from Willow Shore, but we're we don't want to hurt you necessarily unless you want to hurt us, but we can cross that bridge later. That's why I said I said boo. Somebody stole our lantern, our eternal lantern, and we're trying to get it back.
SPEAKER_07We gotta get rid of Haunties.
SPEAKER_00It's inside of the the strong old in Karahai. Fortress. Um what's his name?
SPEAKER_12Kaimago. Muscle donut. He's a bad guy. Let's take a step back. And first of all.
SPEAKER_11Let's take a step back. You're approaching on my home.
SPEAKER_12Who the hell are you and what are you doing here?
SPEAKER_11This I've been hiding out here. You really are from Willowshore, aren't you?
SPEAKER_00Gardus, you don't have to be so aggressive.
SPEAKER_12Answer the question. I get more aggressive.
SPEAKER_10Um, Ari, give me a diplomacy check.
SPEAKER_00Okay. I will do performance using my glass die.
SPEAKER_06Is there any way I can aid by holding Gardas back?
SPEAKER_12I was gonna say, I want to give you a uh intimidation check at the same time.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_12A little good cop, bad cop. That is natural seven minus one six for intimidation.
SPEAKER_0035.
SPEAKER_06I just have a hand on your chest.
SPEAKER_00Please don't mind him. He ruins all of our interactions with people. He turned a whole group of uh kapas, do you know kappas against us?
SPEAKER_10This tangu reaches into a pocket and just throws this liquid across all four of you. Everyone give me a reflex save. Reflex save. That's not super great.
SPEAKER_00We have a plus one.
SPEAKER_12I have the worst reflex saves. Yeah, my reflex is my worst also.
SPEAKER_00It's my best.
SPEAKER_1220. 24.
SPEAKER_0027.
SPEAKER_10Also 27. Those of you that fail heal 12 points. Those of you that pass heal six.
SPEAKER_11You are not evil spirits. Oh, is that holy water? It is something of the sort. I don't know. Thank you for sharing with us. I don't understand what is happening right now.
SPEAKER_12Closed up some of my ghost wills. I can explain it. You can't.
SPEAKER_00Let let her talk, Garden.
SPEAKER_07Okay. We are good. Tower people bad.
SPEAKER_10Yes. They are agents of the Jorgomo.
SPEAKER_07But you keep saying this word.
SPEAKER_10You are from Willowshore.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, we're the good people of Willowshore.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, we're trying to save the town.
SPEAKER_00We're in this weird mindscape, but we were able to do a ritual that put us in these bodies in this world. We're trying to retrieve our lantern so that we can bring Willowshore back.
SPEAKER_11Did the Jorgumo banish you? Who?
SPEAKER_00We haven't met a Jorgumo yet. There's supposed to be a spider lady that came to our town and um didn't happen yet.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, the spider.
SPEAKER_00A type of spider. The spider people. They're badly enslaved people.
SPEAKER_10Have taken over Shinmin. Oh shit. Large parts of Tianja. They are merciless and cruel rulers. I was born in a small settlement hidden among the misveiled cliffs north of Spectre Wood.
SPEAKER_12Wait, yeah, I thought it was what's your name? I thought the Tengu ruled Shinmen. We have never ruled Shinmen.
SPEAKER_10My name is Rai Sho.
SPEAKER_06Paisho? Raisho. Raizo. Paiso. Hello, Paizo.
SPEAKER_03And I'm the strongest being you will ever see in this world.
SPEAKER_09Right. Rai Sho.
SPEAKER_00That's actually how I spelled it, but I put a dash in between.
SPEAKER_11I've lived in Shinmin most of my life. I grew to be a messenger. I became known for traversing dangerous mountain paths that others feared.
SPEAKER_10I was married once. I had kids. Kyomi. A son Taro.
SPEAKER_00What happened to them?
SPEAKER_10As so many others, life was never easy in Shinmin, but it was ours. And then the famine came.
SPEAKER_11A nearby village found itself starving after a harsh winter. So our camp shared what little food we could spare. The villagers swore gratitude. They shared meals. We celebrated together, became friends. Then the Jorogumo tax collectors arrived.
SPEAKER_10The villagers were given a choice. Provide information about our hidden communities or suffer punishment themselves. The choice should have been impossible. For them it was easy. They spoke. It was a rainy evening many years ago.
SPEAKER_00Just like this.
SPEAKER_10Just like this one. I was returning from a hunting trip. I spotted smoke on the horizon. By the time I reached the village, there was nothing left to save. The homes burned. The elders hung from the trees. They served as warnings. If any of the children survived, they were gone. It was there that I found Kiomi. She died over our son. I found no sign of Emi. I have searched for her for years.
SPEAKER_09I have found nothing.
SPEAKER_10Whether she was taken by the Jorogomo, sold into servitude, or died fleeing into the wilderness, I do not know. I guess in some ways the uncertainty hurts more than finding Kyomi. For a long time I dreamt of revenge. I tracked down the villagers who betrayed my people. I watched them from the shadows. I learned their names. I learned where they slept. Then I saw what fear had made of them. Many had lost family members to the Dorgomo after, anyways. Despite their betrayal. Some drank themselves to death, others just vanished. A few even took their own lives. The spider women had devoured everyone. Even if they had not themselves tasted the blood. All that vengeance now felt hollow. So I disappeared. It's been twenty years. And I guess like you. I am somewhat of a ghost.
SPEAKER_12No, we're literal ghosts.
SPEAKER_00Somewhat of he said somewhat.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, not literal, but he said like us, we're more than somewhat ghosts.
SPEAKER_10But like a rumor. Something that people speak about that they don't actually know is real or not. Tell me, dwarf, are you real?
SPEAKER_12Honestly.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. I don't know if I am real.
SPEAKER_12I haven't spoken to someone else in so long. Has it been twenty years since you've even talked to somebody? Now I'm speaking to ghosts that find their way in my hut.
SPEAKER_00We prefer to be called haunties.
SPEAKER_12I honestly don't care.
SPEAKER_00So by you can see that these Jorgumo or spider women.
SPEAKER_12Are there any uh Joragumo in the in the fortress in Shen uh Karahai? No.
SPEAKER_10Karahai, Willow Shore, Spectrewood. Sometimes they will come to collect their taxes themselves, but it is rare. Okay, so usually they send agents who wear silver collars.
SPEAKER_12Makes sense.
SPEAKER_00That's what you were talking about.
SPEAKER_12So five of you seem to be wearing those. So Kaimago. We're also fucking s slightly incorporeal. Do most of the Joramugo agents can they do this? And I just kind of pass my hand a little bit through myself. Would it work?
SPEAKER_08Piercing.
SPEAKER_12I'm gonna use I'm gonna use my finger and like pierce through it. I have that piercing resistance thing. I don't know what that means.
SPEAKER_00Your fingernails are so gross.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. What? I get it's been a while since we've had a place to anyway. Um so yeah, so it's just Kaimago up at the fortress then and his men.
SPEAKER_10I know of this Kaimago. He looks to impress the Jorogumo. Wishes to make them a fortune in lumber.
SPEAKER_12Hmm. He's trying to cut down the Kugopti tree.
SPEAKER_11What the fuck is a Kugopti tree?
SPEAKER_12Oh, I can explain this one.
SPEAKER_07You mean the Tansugi?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I know what I meant.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I said what I meant. I can explain this one. There is magic tree that seals evil demon, and if trees cut down, evil demon kills planet. That's where she was born under the Kugopti tree. Next to uh trapped by in dream. Under? Not same around. There's layers.
SPEAKER_10Spirits are clearly mad. I'm sure you're sure you can follow the exercise back to where you came from.
SPEAKER_07No, no, no. It's like onion.
SPEAKER_00Exactly. It's just like an onion. There's a lot of layers. It's very complicated. And when you open it up, it makes you cry.
SPEAKER_06It's a good throwback. Please, we would really appreciate your help.
SPEAKER_12I mean, he's been shut up in this wreck of a town for twenty years. I don't think they can help us with anything. You said you haven't talked to anybody in 20 years.
SPEAKER_10That doesn't mean that I've been isolated in this small hut for that time.
SPEAKER_12So you've just been traveling around, just watching people but not talking to them. That's crazy. What? Whose house are we in? I honestly don't know. Is this even his house? We're in this guy's house. Oh, see, I thought you said you lived here the whole time.
SPEAKER_10That is crazy.
SPEAKER_12This isn't even his house. I mean, I was here before you. Doesn't make it yours. Doesn't make it yours. You can't kick me out of the house that I got. I didn't say we were trying to kick you out of the house. I'm just saying we're living here too now. Roommate. So you've got to get you've got to get that through your game here first.
SPEAKER_08This isn't your house. It's not your house.
SPEAKER_07I can pay rent in hugs and kisses.
SPEAKER_11I don't even solid enough to hug it because you just seem to be a big thing. Her kisses are really painful. I'm not interested.
SPEAKER_00She holds up her arm and has just like bite marks and scars all down it.
SPEAKER_11I think my beak is stronger than her bite, but that is neither here nor there.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Listen, I've been trying real hard to be peaceful. You can't just go saying crazy stuff like that.
SPEAKER_11But it's a beautiful dwarf friend to just keep spouting off crazy shit.
SPEAKER_07It's what he does. He's an asshole.
SPEAKER_00There's no question about it.
SPEAKER_11Why are you assuming what I do and don't do?
SPEAKER_12He doesn't speak for all of us. I don't think what I said was that bad. Please.
SPEAKER_06Rai Show, I feel like our It's Rai Show. Rai Show.
SPEAKER_00It's like Rice Show.
SPEAKER_06I had some extra eyes in here. Yeah. Rai Show. I feel like our interests are aligned here. You don't care for the Jarogumo. Jorogumo. We do not care for the Jorogumo. I mean, I don't really know anything about it. We do not care for Kaimago. You do not care for Kaimago. Do you have a problem with Kaimago? Please, at the very least, let us stay here. At least for tonight. Do you have any food? Of course. Oh shit. Of course we do.
SPEAKER_12I have a shit. I have a shitload of food. I have as much food as you want.
SPEAKER_00And when it comes down to it, we've all been wronged by the people in this land.
SPEAKER_11We can't start a fire here, but you can stay.
SPEAKER_00Thank you.
SPEAKER_07Thank you.
SPEAKER_00We are good guys.
SPEAKER_07I mean, we were gonna stay here anyways. Ari can play music and I can sing. I wasn't really asking for his permission. I can cook.
SPEAKER_12I can cook. Real good. Um do you have any other information that you can tell us to help us take down Kaimago and his people in Karahe? Like detailed blueprints to the fortress. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_11Just draw those up real quick.
SPEAKER_12Alright, please. Yeah. Thank you. Ari has some paper and a pencil.
SPEAKER_11This is right where the warning bell is that you need to take. You actually just go in right through here and yeah, and you're done. Any secret entrances? You all hit level 20.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. This game would be so easy at 20.
SPEAKER_07He he just he just draws like a circle and gives it to us. Uh-huh. One chain lightning would clean out that entire fortress at 20.
SPEAKER_02Cal just wants to be 20 so bad.
SPEAKER_07I do love it. Okay. Um, what are we doing now? I've forgotten there's a sad story. I think we're just gonna eat dinner and like go to bed.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I really need to sleep.
SPEAKER_12Okay. I can do that. Do we need to sleep? We haven't even tried since we got here.
SPEAKER_06And we definitely shouldn't be out and about during the day.
SPEAKER_12By the way, Rai Show, this is all kind of new to us, too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. This is our first day as Haunties in this.
SPEAKER_06I mean, technically we've been dead for like 115 years, but who's counting?
SPEAKER_00This is our first day as Haunties in this world. Yes. Outside of the mines gate.
SPEAKER_07We weren't Haunties in the last world. I was like this, and then I was an egg, and then I was a dinosaur.
SPEAKER_00It's true. And then she came back as this.
SPEAKER_07Yes.
SPEAKER_00Just today. It's been a long day.
SPEAKER_11I think I'm gonna go to bed.
SPEAKER_10This has been a lot. I am excited on working with you guys. I think I can serve as a decent distraction. I have spent many years uh doing my own sort of terrorizing, acting as a ghost amongst the people of Karahai and Spectre Wood. So tomorrow morning we will come up with a plan. Hopefully you guys will do a lot of that legwork, because as you know, someone that's familiar with the place, I really would hate just to like feed you the answers, and then we can, you know, go from there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, chaos is really our vibe.
SPEAKER_12I can tell this has been crazy. And all crazy. And I'll cook breakfast.
SPEAKER_00And dinner.
SPEAKER_12Regardless we cook breakfast. You will wake up two hours later.
SPEAKER_00You said you had all the food that we could want.
SPEAKER_12I know. I was just kidding when I sounded indignant about it. I wanted to cook dinner too. I just didn't want you to tell me to do it.
SPEAKER_00So it's taking so long.
SPEAKER_12Oh, you mean now?
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_12Am I able to eat your ghost food?
SPEAKER_00Let's find out.
SPEAKER_12Honestly, yeah, again. It's all new to us. I'm gonna start rummaging through my bag to find some food. Gotta push the corpse to the side.
SPEAKER_01Drop him out first so you can get to the room.
SPEAKER_12No, I was I was this close to just dumping the cork corpse on the floor and like trying to threaten him with it. But uh and I didn't think that would be the direction to go in.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I like to imagine that he'd like the bag of holding opening is just big enough for whatever you need to drop out, so it's like uh he just like slurps out, you know, like an otter pop.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Uh I have some like muffins and stuff in my fanny pack. Can he I I give him a muffin to eat.
SPEAKER_10And he puts it between the very tip of his beag, throws his head back, and eats it like a gut duck.
SPEAKER_12You're supposed to chew it first.
SPEAKER_00He doesn't have teeth.
SPEAKER_12You're not getting all the flavor profiles if you don't, at least I mean he could mash it up in his beak.
SPEAKER_00He gagged it up like three times.
SPEAKER_12No, but he just got like the outside.
SPEAKER_07The outside is the best part.
SPEAKER_00He'll burp it up.
SPEAKER_12Again, it's all about mashing it together to get the all the flavor profiles mixed in.
SPEAKER_07Gardas, the outside is the best part. The inside tastes terrible. If you could make muffins that were outside only, they would be better muffins.
SPEAKER_02What does that even mean?
SPEAKER_12Empty muffin. Anyway, Raichu. Uh how's your stomach feeling? You feel terrible.
SPEAKER_03It's an air-filled muffin.
SPEAKER_07Empty mama.
SPEAKER_05It's okay, mama.
SPEAKER_02I just heard the reaction when you brought it up and we've gotten sad again.
SPEAKER_12Wait, the did we I can't remember. Did we talk about does Violet know that uh wait, she has no memories from before the egg. That's right. So you didn't so you're reincarnated, you don't really know Osu and that kind of stuff. That's a tough one. I mean, he said your memory so I I think well, I guess again, reincarnation means you are the next person. Like, I guess you don't you don't have like memories and stuff of your previous lives.
SPEAKER_10So like you were you, you were this iteration of Violet while you were experiencing that. So you might not have crisp, clear memories of that family, but there are definitely there's definitely something missing.
SPEAKER_12Like emotional ties and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Okay. A smattering of things that don't seem like they fit together. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Gardas, i I wasn't thoughting on saying anything. I was just kind of curious about how it worked exactly.
SPEAKER_11Um, how are you feeling? It kind of hurts from laughing. I don't know if that has anything to do with the muffin. This isn't funny.
SPEAKER_07This isn't a fucking game, man.
SPEAKER_11Kind of funny.
SPEAKER_02Her mom died.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Wait, what?
SPEAKER_07My mama died.
SPEAKER_12Is that what's in the muffins? Wait. Oh my god. Wait. No, that that one's uh a secret combination of herbs and spices. You put spices in your muffins? Yeah. Just a touch. I guess cinnamon is a spice. Right?
SPEAKER_00Cardamom.
SPEAKER_12Anyway, so you're not feeling sick? Do you feel like you ate? How are you feeling?
SPEAKER_10I could probably use a couple more.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_00More empty muffins here outside only, please.
SPEAKER_12He can eat ghost food. Actually, we've already eaten everything for today. Let's wait till tomorrow again. We've kind of I'm kinda tapped out.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna go to bed.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Do we sleep in a pile here? How does it how does this how big is this place? We should sleep outside. Fuck you. Okay. No, no, no. You sleep outside.
SPEAKER_00Stay inside. Violets outside.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_00Please no.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, again. You know, Gray is much nicer tangoo than you.
SPEAKER_00You wanna it's really wet out there.
SPEAKER_10You guys can all fit.
SPEAKER_00She's had a hard life.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, pull up some bedrolls. You said not to make a fire, so um but do we I don't even know if we need to be warm. Anyways, yeah. Long rest.
SPEAKER_00I like to be warm.
SPEAKER_06We should probably do watches. Long rest? Why? This did a savage burn on the town.
SPEAKER_00I think it would make sense.
SPEAKER_06Is it safe here? He says it's safe. Is it safe here?
SPEAKER_10Gardis, you're doing a least said that we shouldn't light a fire because it could draw attention. Yeah. Well, you guys, I'm going to bed though, because you know, I spent a lot of time by myself and I'm used to just, you know, I can't set a watch for myself, sort of thing. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_12I want you to stay up all night and guard our bodies while we sleep.
SPEAKER_11You can sleep tomorrow. You guys are ghosts. Do you need to sleep? We don't know.
SPEAKER_07We don't know yet. Yeah. We're gonna try it out tonight. Just figure it out.
SPEAKER_12Roll out my sleeping bag and lay it on. Wait, before we go to sleep, can you heal me? What do you need to be healed for?
SPEAKER_00Absolutely.
SPEAKER_12Sure. Here, eat eat my this is like a jolly rancher, but not copyright.
SPEAKER_07Violet with a jolly rancher. There's so much drool and tongue, and just that's what I like about it.
SPEAKER_12How how many hit points?
SPEAKER_07I only need 42, so I'm sure that one or two of you guys can do it real fast, but oh my god.
SPEAKER_128877. Wow. That's a lot. But plus ten. Whatever that is. I don't want to do it right now.
SPEAKER_0716 and 14 and 10 is 40. That's 40. I can do healing on 10 minutes and we're good. You'll get there.
SPEAKER_10Unfold it. Yeah, you guys have indefinite amount of time. So everyone's heal about.
SPEAKER_12How do you like my empty muffins? Empty muffins. I'm gonna grumble myself to sleep. I will take first watch. I take last watch.
SPEAKER_00Gardnis has to make it.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I get last watch. This is kind of a thing. No, it's kind of a thing that we do. I get last watch because I have to cook breakfast so that when you guys wake up, breakfast is ready for you. So if you want hot breakfast.
SPEAKER_11You can take watch and cook breakfast at the same time?
SPEAKER_12Oh yeah, totally. I don't really pay attention to anything else.
SPEAKER_11That doesn't sound like watch.
SPEAKER_12What do you mean?
SPEAKER_10Is watch just being awake?
SPEAKER_12That's what I thought. Oh. Maybe my village got wiped out. My passive perception takes care of the rest.
SPEAKER_07Do you want second watch or f th third? Here's the map three. Three comes after two. Third watch.
SPEAKER_00I don't care. You choose.
SPEAKER_07I choose. Why would you do that? Second watch.
SPEAKER_00It's good for her to problem solve.
SPEAKER_07Right before Gardas. Second watch.
SPEAKER_00Um so am I waking you up or are you waking me up?
SPEAKER_07Um, I wake up Gardas.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_07You wake me up.
SPEAKER_00Okay. So that's the third watch.
SPEAKER_07Sorry wakes you up.
SPEAKER_00Sorry.
SPEAKER_07He probably says He probably says, sorry to wake you. When he does it. That's how I know that it's actually him.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Otherwise, I might think it's an attack.
SPEAKER_07He announces his arrival. Alright, I'm going to bed. Rice Show's already asleep. I'm gonna snuggle up with Rice Rice Show. I have bedroll now.
SPEAKER_10You do. Yeah. I would like to formally discuss what chapter three of No Breath to Cry, the third installment of Season of Ghosts chapter is all about. Terror Points. Throughout this chapter, you guys are responsible for essentially terrorizing the militaristic fortress in Karahai, um Kai Mago's center of power. You already have a feeling that your warding bell, which was once your eternal lantern, is housed somewhere inside. And if you want to cast a successful transmigrate ritual to bring potentially all of Willowshore, buildings and all, back to the real world, you will need these components. Terror points are your way of slowly breaking down this fortress in order to get what you want, thin out the herd, to break down the people that are standing in your way. You guys, after two and a half books, are now doing the haunting. And I would like to reward you guys with your first terror point. Yeah. Not only have you wiped out a patrol of these enforcers that are enacting Kaimago's will around Karahai, one of the bodies has gone missing.
SPEAKER_00There's a blood trail added down.
SPEAKER_10With no other tracks. Leading straight. Yes, no other tracks, but leading straight to the small fishing fishing village where you guys are. No, it led up into the mountains. Or led up into the hills and the outskirts. Then we can't. I just like the thing that this guy has enough blood to go like leaking on the back of a fourth of a mile or something. Like a trail that anybody could follow.
SPEAKER_07It's a solid line.
SPEAKER_02It's not like drift. No, no, no, no. Yeah, just one big giant paint brush stroke.
SPEAKER_00And it's holding up in the rain.
SPEAKER_10Because it's so thick.
SPEAKER_12Guy's got too much blood. Okay, so we cause terror now.
SPEAKER_10You have one point of terror. The book has a bunch of things that happen and change uh within Karahai with each terror point that you have. Terror points can come down. Uh, and I will say each one is incredibly valuable. The uh max is not as high as you might think.
SPEAKER_00It's two.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I was gonna say, I think it's two.
SPEAKER_10It is not two.
SPEAKER_12Lower? It's one. So it's not as high as we think.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, we're already there.
SPEAKER_12Okay, we're gonna go. Yeah, Kaimago's shaken out of his boots. Boots of jumping. No, those are mine. And they're sandals.
SPEAKER_00Open toed boots.
SPEAKER_12Is it Archer? Do we get a full rest?
SPEAKER_00Is it Archer? Do we go now? Threatening approach. Who do we?
SPEAKER_10Uh full rest. Do your daily preparations. Make sure your spells are set.
SPEAKER_12I can't speak in. Wait, no.
SPEAKER_10Uh make sure you're wearing the armor that you want to be wearing, if any. So do you have a bastard sword now? Is that what you're doing? Yeah, he does.
SPEAKER_07Hey, was it like plus 12 striking or anything? Or just regular bastard sword?
SPEAKER_10Uh it's a vorpal bastard sword.
SPEAKER_07Sick. Wow.
SPEAKER_10It is not a vorpal bastard sword.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I almost got my pencil and paper in time. I was too slow.
SPEAKER_02Isn't Vorpal like 18th? Oh, that's really who you're doing. Yeah, he was a really tough guard.
SPEAKER_12He was the captain. He was the captain. He was the captain of the watch.
SPEAKER_10Oh no, it wasn't him. I was like, wouldn't that be? He was shooting arrows. Yeah. I was like, you're permanently dead.
SPEAKER_00He was hiding behind his comrades like the whole time. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10He was giving them covering fire.
SPEAKER_07He didn't want to lose his Vorpal sword. Yeah. They're very expensive. Rune level 17.
SPEAKER_09Oh, I was close.
SPEAKER_07Okay, so I got a bastard sword. Regular bastard sword. It's a bastard sword. Sick.
SPEAKER_10D12 damage. Maybe eight if you're not too loose. If I do it one handed.
SPEAKER_07No, I I need uh I do not have the armor I want, but I do have armor. Thank you. I can actually sleep in it.
SPEAKER_10That's cool.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_10What's your time to talk about what you are?
SPEAKER_07Alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and squirrels. And girls.
SPEAKER_00I'm a squirrel.
SPEAKER_07No, you're a gentleman. I didn't know that. You're a gentleman. I'm a guardian. Wait, wait. What is that? What is that? The guardian is uh, depending on when you listen to this, a new class.
SPEAKER_05It is from the battle crime.
SPEAKER_07You just made it up. Is that why it's a new class? I just made it up. That's what the co-fields do. We've got papacy, so we're running.
SPEAKER_06You're an archbishop, and you're an archbishop.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, everybody's archbishop.
SPEAKER_08I'm a cardinal.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, sure. You like the red. It looks good on you.
SPEAKER_05Thank you.
SPEAKER_07Um, so as a guardian, I get all kinds of cool stuff. Like uh, for instance, I get my reactions.
SPEAKER_10Six reactions.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I do. I get my reactions at initiative, um, which is pretty cool. Uh I don't have to wait for my turn. And I get two of them, uh, which is pretty cool, as long as I use them for guardian feats and stuff. And I just have like a giant list of cool shit that I can do to uh wreak havoc on a battlefield. All I need is a shield and heavy armor, and I'll be I'll be a real menace for Tony. Okay, so you're halfway this.
SPEAKER_12I I see I thought you were like the same character. I thought you were a hunter and everything too.
SPEAKER_10Hunter's not a class. Ranger.
SPEAKER_12Ranger.
SPEAKER_00What game are you playing? See, this is why you have such a hard time.
SPEAKER_12World of Warcraft. Is this not World of Warcraft? No.
SPEAKER_06Oh shit. Should it be?
SPEAKER_09No. No.
SPEAKER_06Okay, that's good. I don't like it. We were uh we were looking at a commander guardian combo at one point, and that just looks incredible. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10That really is like three to four reactions every year.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, because commanders can give you reactions, so I could do three around, and that would be a real real dilly of a pickle.
SPEAKER_10So uh essentially Uh life is playing our striker, where Kyle would be playing our very true tank. Yeah. It just doesn't seem like it because he didn't have armor.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you're finally a real tank. Well, yeah, almost. I need heavy armor and a shield, so we should raid a armory somewhere. But um yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh, so your armor isn't heavy yet?
SPEAKER_07It's it's medium. Yeah. I mean, I can still I can everything works with medium armor, so I can do a lot of my stuff, but like my AC will be another three or four points higher if I get heavy armor, and it'll be uh and then if I have a tower shield, I can do all kinds of other cool stuff. And you can sleep in heavy armor, right? Yeah, I can sleep in everything. Yeah, so that's crazy.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It's just like a weighted blanket.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, it's just a weighted blanket for me. I would like to correct that life and me are the strikers of the group. Yeah, yeah. We established that earlier in the show. Right up there with all the damage the pops put out.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Only when you're hasted by Ari.
SPEAKER_10Pretty equivocal.
SPEAKER_12War Priest is a pretty sick class. I agree. This is always the type of cleric that I've liked playing. Like the cleric who just gets up in the shit, can also dish out damage while also healing and everything. Like it's it's so insane to actually think about this type of a person on the battlefield, you know? Like somebody who's just Gardas has cut so many people in half at this point while like at the same time healing everybody. Yeah. Sick.
SPEAKER_05Without worshiping a god. All without worshiping a god.
SPEAKER_12I don't I never mind. We've talked about this so much. Toreg is the god of crafting.
SPEAKER_03Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_12And that's how Gardas shows his devotion is by crafting.
SPEAKER_10It is raining even harder in the morning. You guys are all eating a ghostly breakfast. Rysho is like doing his weird gagging duck thing every time, and he's just like, it's just not the same. Uh, and you guys have time now to formulate a plan. Uh you know, it's gonna take you probably I don't know, a little less than an hour to get back to Karahai on foot. Uh what is the plan? What are you guys doing at today?
SPEAKER_12So cause terror. How do we want to do that?
SPEAKER_00I think we need to figure out more about the fortress that reconnaissance. Yes.
SPEAKER_06We go scout. And maybe we can do something interesting with the captain's body while we're there.
SPEAKER_10Here's something else before we get too into it, because I said morning, but you know, it was already pretty late by the time you guys decide to go to bed. Are you guys becoming nocturnal during this section? Like are you guys going out at night, sort of thing?
SPEAKER_00We're acting at night.
SPEAKER_10Okay. Late in the evening it's raining much harder than it was before. Okay. What is the plan? What are you guys doing?
SPEAKER_07Yes, we go reconnaissance. Okay. So how are you gonna do that? Because we're not very good at stealth. Well, we need to try. Fly and Ari can make me invisible. She did it earlier when I was dying.
SPEAKER_12Oh shit. Uh okay. And we need to invisible flight? Yes. Retcon. Retcon. I prepare flight. It's still. I mean, we're doing our we're doing our preparations right now. Okay.
SPEAKER_10I want you guys to talk about it now so that you guys can actively do your daily preparations while you're doing your plan.
SPEAKER_00Breakfast slash dinner and breakfast. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_12That's not how you're supposed to eat hot dogs.
SPEAKER_11Or outside the muffin, please.
SPEAKER_12No, that was that was a hot dog. That's not how you're supposed to eat hot dogs. What is hot dog?
SPEAKER_00Please don't make wiener shape food next time. It's really strange.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. We're supposed to do it tenderly. This was dog. Yes. It's made from dog, warm dog.
SPEAKER_00I know. I can I like dogs.
SPEAKER_06Yes, but you eat sometimes. We need to look for a safe house that is closer to the fortress.
SPEAKER_07Maybe in the fortress.
SPEAKER_06So yeah, level Don't know if that's going to work.
SPEAKER_12Level four fly. I can do targets one creature for five minutes, and so you can do the same thing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I don't have to prepare it, but I I have three fourth level spell slots. So I could use it three times.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, what about I can prep three. Well, and you can change your powers too. Yeah. You can change your second major power.
SPEAKER_12Oh, right. I forgot what we can change our powers, the our ghost powers.
SPEAKER_10Every daily preparations. Uh-huh. Just not the ones that are assigned.
SPEAKER_12So then okay, so I guess we so we can all change out to the fly thing and just like fly a shitload around the town.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, with invisibility, we should be able to get a lot of information.
SPEAKER_12I mean, uh, you know, honestly, people don't look up very much. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I don't think we need to be invisible. We should uh well, we might save that until we need it, but we should also do something with the captain's body before it starts to rot in your bag. We'll just drop it out the drop it out of my bag of holding back in.
SPEAKER_07When we do recon, when we do recon, when we do recon before we leave, we drop captain's body in the middle of the middle of the street.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Oh, yes.
SPEAKER_00We could also leave it on the roof.
SPEAKER_06We should write a threatening threatening message on his body.
SPEAKER_07Yes. Yes. You eat wieners like you eat wieners like Tango. All right.
SPEAKER_00Guys, is this evil?
SPEAKER_07What do you mean?
SPEAKER_00What we're talking about now.
SPEAKER_07No, remember how townspeople dressed in rags and guards wear fancy outfits? Yeah. Guards are bad.
SPEAKER_06We cannot allow Kugopti to gain any more power.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I was gonna say also Kaimago's trying to cut down the Kugapti tree and destroy Willow, destroy Willowshore and release Kugapti into the world. Like, how is that evil? Or that that's evil. We're trying to stop him.
SPEAKER_00I don't trust your judgment garden.
SPEAKER_12No, so that's evil, okay? And I I can't you can't tell me any other difference. I'm just gonna go in the corner over here and carve a message into this dead body now before we jump into the screen.
SPEAKER_00No one can tell you anything. You never listen.
SPEAKER_12What? I'm already over in the corner.
SPEAKER_00What are you saying?
SPEAKER_06Shut up. That's what he carved. Outside muffins.
SPEAKER_07I like the idea of a cryptic message. Like you carve in there, like, did you even check your mail? They just get it. They're like, what does he mean? Do I check my mail? When the mail carrier comes, we check it all. All right. So okay, I'm gonna pull a con air then. Do you think there's something we could do, like carve in the body that would be like reflective of the gap in time? So it's 115 years later. Do you think they have like sliding doors at the grocery store? And we can do something archaic. Some convenience that's happened that didn't exist when we were young.
SPEAKER_12I'm gonna I'm gonna carve I'm gonna take out my turn off your Wi-Fi. I'm gonna take out a uh clan dagger, go over in the corner, and in the captain's, I'm gonna dump him out of my bag, and in the captain's chest, I'm gonna use my meat cleaver clan dagger to carve a message in his chest. What does the message say? Uh it says uh, leave Willowshore now, and I flip him over, or else.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, cross the butt. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12I was thinking about putting an arrow down to the butthole, but I'm not doing that. That's bad. That was that was Jeff, not Gurdis. That was over the line. Yeah, right. Curtis draws the line at angle play. Yeah, so so it's specifically calling out Kaimago. Um, and yeah, just saying leave Willow Shore alone uh or else on the back and then shove it back into my bag of holding. Okay, we have a plan. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10I well I'm sorry, what is it? It doesn't matter. I'll just have you guys tell me what you do as it is.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so we need to hike up to the town. Yep, then we're gonna then we're gonna fly around and try and gather as much information as we can.
SPEAKER_10So I just stay here then. You don't need my help at all.
SPEAKER_06Oh, not for this one.
SPEAKER_00Okay, like what could you do?
SPEAKER_10I'm very sneaky. I've been engaging in guerrilla warfare with the Doragumo for 20 years. I know my way around the outskirts of Kerai very well.
SPEAKER_12I feel like this is a s more of a scouting mission. Okay. He can come with us. I don't see why not. Well, I mean, what's he gonna do?
SPEAKER_10These wings don't actually grant me fly.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, they and plus they set up a bunch of checkpoints after we killed a few people in the middle of this town. He's like he's like a crow.
SPEAKER_06Running across the street where he does the hop flap.
SPEAKER_08Armor wanted run and getting slight and not a lift.
SPEAKER_12I mean, for now, we don't need him to do anything. We're just gonna fly around this place, right?
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna go back to bed.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_00You sleep a lot, don't you?
SPEAKER_12I'm very depressed.
SPEAKER_00I'm sorry. Yeah, that makes sense. You can come if you want, you can sneak around, see what you find, but no, he's gonna give us away.
SPEAKER_07Ari makes really good disguises. Would you like to look like something other than a tengu?
SPEAKER_11Every day.
SPEAKER_07Damn. Go outside. What else does that be? Um there any other peoples that have beaks that would be easy to disguise?
SPEAKER_00Not Hilly. This is one of the hardest races to disguise as something else.
SPEAKER_07I can hear you. What about if you put lips against you? What about if you put lips and teeth on his beak and then he looked like lizard man? I got some teeth in the bag.
SPEAKER_00You just gotta get them first. Goes to her disguise kit, pulls out this like purple wig. Will this help?
SPEAKER_07Maybe later.
SPEAKER_11We do disguises later. You look really good. I'm just gonna cover myself with this blanket and pretend I'm dead for a little bit.
SPEAKER_12All right, we'll be back later.
SPEAKER_00We'll be back in a few hours. Don't kill yourself, okay?
SPEAKER_11I can't.
SPEAKER_00You are a valuable member of this world.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Okay. So if we Where might she be?
SPEAKER_00Anyway. It doesn't matter. Let's let's focus on it. It does matter, but not like not to our conversation.
SPEAKER_09Fine, I already heard it.
SPEAKER_06So let's let let's get to the edge of town. Yeah. Then let's sneak. Let's let's sneak on foot for as long as we can. And and the second that we leave the second that we blow our cover, then we fly away. So after like half a block, we can't fly.
SPEAKER_12Invisibility is lower level, right? What level is like Invisibility's two, I think. What level does it what level is it higher?
SPEAKER_00Uh four.
SPEAKER_12Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00But it only lasts for a minute. So fourth level, I believe, invisibility is um where you don't blow it when you're doing hostile actions. Yes. But it's only for a minute.
SPEAKER_10You probably don't need that one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And that would take away from my flight. I don't know if I want to prepare my major spirit power as the flight. I like dematerialize if we get into a situation, it might be nice to have.
SPEAKER_12Okay, well I was gonna say if okay so that's fine.
SPEAKER_10She's also spontaneous, so she's not limiting herself. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. So it that technically gives us 15 minutes each of flight. Because if we each have if the three of us have 10 minutes, and I can't I prepare three versions of five-minute flight, that gives us all 15 minutes. And you if you have three castics of flight yourself, that gives you 15 minutes. Okay. So if we need to use a full 15 minutes of flight, right. Let's just not use it until we need to. Okay, let's get in there.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Alright, so we're gonna try to sneak first. Yeah, well, first we'll get to the edge of the town, and then we'll try and sneak. We'll try and sneak around.
SPEAKER_10And I mean you guys can move cautiously enough that no roles are required. Like you guys can move to the outskirts of town, like just outside, you know, back to the bluff that you were before overlooking it. Uh you see that there are patrols. Uh it's kind of uh quieter than it was before, you know. There's not a lot of villagers, and even fewer of them are out than there was before. Seems like the restrictions are tightening up.
SPEAKER_12Okay. So we're gonna try and sneak in a little bit first. Yeah, is what I'm hearing.
SPEAKER_00Can we watch the patrols to see if there's any pattern? See like once one passes by, we wait a little bit, can go in to go the opposite direction.
SPEAKER_07Walk right behind them.
SPEAKER_00Yes. That's it. We'll kill him and then we'll move on.
SPEAKER_10Uh Gardas is getting frustrated because he is sure there is no pattern. But I critically failed your role. Uh and but uh Violet critically succeeded. Uh he bitch. Uh why would you say that about Violet?
SPEAKER_00You all heard that. He was being mean again.
SPEAKER_10No, I was talking about Violet. Uh it's not necessarily the pattern, but uh who is attentive and who is not. It seems as if not all of these guards are taking the uh deaths of their fellow enforcers as a sign of hauntings or divine intervention, but rather maybe a uh bet gone wrong or a bar fight that got carried uh a little too far out of hand.
SPEAKER_12So what I see here is the captain murdered two of his m people in a fight and then limped away bloody. That's all. It was him.
SPEAKER_07He did it. Guys, they are still careless. We should add fire to our plan. Oh, yes. Um, okay. Well, we should have talked about that before.
SPEAKER_12No, it's okay.
SPEAKER_07We just sneak in there, do our reconnaissance, then we drop some fire and run away.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, again, the fire thing, uh I I prepared all flight.
SPEAKER_07Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00I have fire.
SPEAKER_07Sick. Ari. I'm never disappointing. She's so amazing with magic. She does so much.
SPEAKER_00Thank you.
SPEAKER_06Let's try and use it on the fortress.
SPEAKER_07I've got corpse in my bag that we're already planning on dropping to. Gardis. The same. Gardas. What? Have you ever thought about asking Ari for training to be better at magic? Uh-uh. Oh. I'm already really good at it.
SPEAKER_00Have I ever said how much I missed you?
SPEAKER_12I don't know.
SPEAKER_07I can't remember.
SPEAKER_12Team Sneak? Team Sneak. I mean, I like you a lot more than red.
SPEAKER_00I'm really, really tired of your voice, Gardas. Just just saying.
SPEAKER_12We sneak now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
unknownQuiet.
SPEAKER_12There we go. Like a drunk person.
SPEAKER_00That's uh stop peeing on that wall.
SPEAKER_06That's a 16 on dice plus 19.
SPEAKER_07Uh 35. 23. I'm turning in my hero point for that one. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_0031?
SPEAKER_07Oh my gosh, that was so much better. Um 31.
SPEAKER_10Damn. Nice. That is really good. You guys are able to make your way through town. Uh, you're all following Pops' lead, but Ari's direction, and all three of you are working collectively to keep Gardas quiet. I love it. Because he will either not stop talking, or his arm are slanging, or he drops a glass bottle on the ground. Uh what? I wasn't drinking. And uh yeah, you're able to you guys are trying to approach the yeah.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, just approach somewhere and then I'll fly. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Getting towards the tower. Right, right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_10So approaching the tower, there are four different gates. Uh some of them are closed, some of them are open. Uh, but it would be pretty easy to like, you know, make your way through through them. There are guards stationed at each one.
SPEAKER_12Well, again, let's just fly, like, now that we're close to it, so that we can get proper reconnaissance by flying, we just cast fly and fly over it so we can get an aerial view of everything.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Okay, let's do you want to get invisible?
SPEAKER_12Can you make all of us invisible?
SPEAKER_00Again, I can only do three.
SPEAKER_12You know, people don't look up all that often. If you can only do three, let's just not even worry about it then.
SPEAKER_00Why don't you stay here on the ground and be quiet until we come back? What?
SPEAKER_12Gardas is already flying away up and over the up and over the fort.
SPEAKER_07I mean, I take invisible.
SPEAKER_00Okay. She'll cast invisibility on the other three party members.
SPEAKER_12It's just flying ghost dwarf. It is nighttime.
SPEAKER_00It is.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. That's again, I just it doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_00So we have 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_06Maybe you should cast that on Gardas and let me be. That's probably a good idea.
SPEAKER_00I'll cast it on myself and Violet, and I will catch up to Gardas and cast invisibility on him.
SPEAKER_10Nestled in the middle of the village, Kai Mago's fortress is a round structure made of packed earth and stone, completely enclosed except for four outer gates, one at each of the cardinal directions. The building is fortified and clearly built with the fence in mind. Tiny lookout windows ring the top of the outer wall, each large enough to stick a head or a crossbow through, with a slanting bevel on the inside for ease of access. The exterior wall is 25 feet high, steeply sloped roof that angles upward toward the center and reaches a height of 40 feet. The upper ring of this fortress is a 5 foot wide enclosed hall that circumnavigates the fortress within its outer wall at a height of 15 feet. The walkway has narrow arrow slits face out in all directions. Someone like Ari can squeeze through with an acrobatics check. If anyone smaller, like if you had uh the ability to change your size, you could get through without any problem. Everyone else would be way too big to get through. Coming from the south side of the village, come across a closed gate. You fly up to a closed gate. It's painted red, it's decorated with a depiction of a phoenix, and someone with no clear artistic skill appears to have touched up the painting recently, and the bird looks as if it is a bit bug-eyed.
SPEAKER_12I would say if there's anything specifically that Gardas is looking for, it's the area or the gate. Well, I guess three things. The area of the gate with the most activity, the area of the gate with the least activity, and like any if we can spot any like secret ways to get in or hidden things or anything like that. So I guess mostly the first two, because the third one is just much harder to see. So if by chance we see something like that. So yeah, so that's what I'm looking for.
SPEAKER_10It's a circle. The inside uh is uh open, like an open courtyard with a small gazebo in the center. Uh the gate to the north seems to be almost completely like you don't see guards stationed outside that one sort of thing. They're just you don't s you don't see anyone. Although that doesn't mean there isn't someone in the uh upper level. The gate is closed, you don't see any traffic. The gate to the west seems to constantly have traffic. It is painted grey and it's decorated with a faded but majestic depiction of a white tiger. And as far as you can tell, it's just left open, and this is where the majority of the foot traffic seems to pass by.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Anybody else have anything? Everyone hold hands.
SPEAKER_07Um wait, hang on. I would like to know if there is armory. Violet's plan in a scheme to get some armor and a shield.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07Schemin'. Doesn't want any more of these near-death type scenarios.
SPEAKER_10You definitely suspect that there's supplies here. It's really hard to kind of differentiate any kind of room because again, the building is circular, so uh, you know, and all the windows are just kind of slits for crossbows or arrows. Um I mean, and this could just be my ignorance, like, how would you tell if there was an armory in there? How would you tell if there was an armory? Um peeking in some windows, I guess.
SPEAKER_12Well, is there train like a training courtyard anywhere?
SPEAKER_10It does not look like there's a training courtyard. The courtyard is probably it's like 80 feet across, but it's filled with trees and there is uh like a gazebo in the center.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'd um you know, I guess I would just try to peek in a few windows as long as I thought I had time, you know, just from the outside scooting around. I probably would see the most important thing for our campaign and ignore it. Give me a perception chair? It's like, oh, there's the thing we need for the eternal lantern. It's all right there. Nobody's even guarding it right now, and there's a door to the exterior for some reason. Just need armor focused on stuff. Oh my god, I wish I had another hero point so bad. 17. Oh, hang on. Do we get plus ones for that?
SPEAKER_00Uh he said it was a skill. I think it was.
SPEAKER_07Okay, eighteen.
SPEAKER_10You start looking through, and you realize that the entire southeast part of this fortress is lumber storage. The walls of this long curving room are stacked with logs, lumber, and planks of all shapes and sizes, most of them covered in dust.
SPEAKER_06Hell yeah, baby. Which you find surprising.
SPEAKER_10Two ladders, one to the east and one to the south, lead up to small doors in the wall that are located fifteen feet off the ground.
SPEAKER_07Okay. No armory in southeast. But lots of flammable stuff.
SPEAKER_12I hadn't even thought about that. Pops won't shut up about lighting stuff on fire.
SPEAKER_06That should maybe be our exit plan. Okay, guys.
SPEAKER_00I can throw my um
SPEAKER_06A distraction.
SPEAKER_00My lava over there.
SPEAKER_07Yes. You throw your lava over there, you drop body in courtyard, and we hightail back.
SPEAKER_12Alright, I'm gonna fly up like really pretty high over the white tiger gate and just dump the corpse out.
SPEAKER_00It takes a really long time. Again, it just kind of slurps out.
SPEAKER_07Like the blood makes it worse because it's forming like a vacuum. Like it's hard to get the air in and replace the body.
SPEAKER_00I pictured that he was breached and like one of the legs got stuck inside.
SPEAKER_12Like one leg sticking out. There's a full set of gray maiden armor in there, and he's like, He has such incredible hips. It's like a ketchup bottle.
SPEAKER_10So are you doing it over the gate or over the courtyard?
SPEAKER_12Over so I'm doing it over the most trafficked area, which is like out in front of the white tiger gate, the West Gate.
SPEAKER_10You're all invisible except for pops. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12And so so yeah, I'm dumping the body out. So we're in the most trafficked area.
SPEAKER_10It is pretty late. So again, there's not a lot of traffic, but there are people in and out. It's mostly people who look like they can handle themselves.
SPEAKER_07That's not the most. I just keep imagining this body falling with no warm hair. It makes me laugh every time.
SPEAKER_00So that all they see is four elves.
SPEAKER_08Right across the ass. With an arrow.
SPEAKER_05The front part of it is just no mangled from the impact and no way to make out what else's head.
SPEAKER_03What does it mean?
SPEAKER_06Gardis drops it from too high, so it just like falls apart. But that's exactly what I'm thinking.
SPEAKER_03What is the word?
SPEAKER_07It's like the wordle they've got unscrambled. No, that's a thigh. No, I've got the thigh. No, that's a penis.
SPEAKER_05I know who this was. Wow. That's why he got promoted so fast. He was always the one doing helicopters in the courtyard.
SPEAKER_12That's how he got up in the air.
SPEAKER_00And on our way, on our way out, Ari is going to throw her frozen lava at the uh pile of logs.
SPEAKER_10Uh so like you fly up to the window and like flick it in there, sort of thing? Sure. Okay. Because it's not like out in the open, it's a room inside the fortress. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So you're over the west gate. You so the party is split at this point. Uh, because you're in the southeast corner and you're in the west side. And you throw in, you throw in some fire, you drop a dead body, and then what? Well, you run talking seconds now. Like peace out.
SPEAKER_12Gardus is giggling as he's flying away watching this. Yeah. Watching a body just sail down to the ground. Peace out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Elsore.
SPEAKER_12And then I'm try we we're trying to get as far out of town, like back to our place as we can. I mean, we've got invisibility left, so maybe we can look for a high.
SPEAKER_07She probably doesn't.
SPEAKER_12Well, I was thinking, I don't know exactly how long this whole thing of scouting out and doing this too.
SPEAKER_00I feel like 10 minutes probably has gone.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, well, we we got we got all the way up to the fort and then we did it. Right, I understand that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10I'm just trying to figure out where you guys are headed now.
SPEAKER_06Uh back out of town towards our hut.
SPEAKER_10Back to the fishing gamp. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12I think we only had one objective here, and it was to sort of scout out the the And cause chaos. Cause a little bit of chaos.
SPEAKER_10And you don't have to make it very far before you hear alarm bells, but you can't quite make out what they're screaming about as smoke begins to rise from the fortress of Karahai.
SPEAKER_00Can we watch from the hill?
SPEAKER_10Back to your bluff?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Sure.
SPEAKER_10Alright.
SPEAKER_00That's our s that's our like point where we reconvene once we get out of town.
SPEAKER_12As a watching the flames.
SPEAKER_10Ari, it's beautiful. You see a lot of the enforcers that were doing patrols begin to retreat to the fortress, obviously to fight the fire and investigate what all this commotion is about. Gardas, Ari, give me an intimidation check.
SPEAKER_12God damn it. Performers have to be intimidation? Yes. Drop the body from too high. Do you want to drink from this flask real quick?
SPEAKER_10Everyone, everyone in the fortress.
SPEAKER_00I got a natural one, so I'm going to turn in my heroes. Oh hero points.
SPEAKER_12I got a 12 minus one plus one.
SPEAKER_00I'll use the same dice. That's not bad.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you got the bad bad beans are out. Good beans are in.
SPEAKER_00Natural 15.
SPEAKER_10That's better.
SPEAKER_00So 32. What was it? 32.
SPEAKER_10You guys get a terror point. Yay. As you can tell that you've sown confusion and mistrust within Kerhai Village.
SPEAKER_12Did anyone else notice before we lit it on fire that that lumber was covered in dust? As though this lumber lord hasn't been lumbering. Interesting.
SPEAKER_06Yes, I did notice that.
SPEAKER_00I didn't. I just saw the wood and I was like, that's good.
SPEAKER_12Oh.
SPEAKER_00That's a great place for my fireball.
SPEAKER_12He specifically said we noticed it.
SPEAKER_00Who?
SPEAKER_12Huh?
SPEAKER_07I think he said I noticed it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Something like that.
SPEAKER_00Who are we talking about?
SPEAKER_06Lumber needs to season. Maybe they're have other stores elsewhere.
SPEAKER_12I mean, maybe. I'm just mentioning it. We don't have to dwell on it. Just wanted to say it out loud.
SPEAKER_06Let's go see how Risho is doing. It is interesting.
SPEAKER_12You would think they would be shipping. That's what I mean. Like the the lumberlord's not lumbering.
SPEAKER_07Hey guys, that attack went real good. Should we do another one tonight? Uh no, we can't fly anymore. Let's do it tomorrow. What about if Pops and I just light each other on fire and then run through town as fast as possible?
SPEAKER_12I'm not gonna tell you not to do it, but I can't. You guys are way faster than I am. Yeah, fast as fuck.
SPEAKER_07It sounds like a fun time. Um they might be on alert though. What happens if they shoot me in the air?
SPEAKER_06We saw them, we saw them going back to the if we started lighting abandoned huts, well, we'd have to. Let's not just people might be living in those huts.
SPEAKER_12Let's just go back to the abandoned fishing village with Rai Show and take and go to sleep. Tomorrow we do again. Yeah, we'll light more shit on fire. Nice. Okay. Maybe we should have burgled them before we You know what? You're talking about a lot of what ifs here. Okay. We can we can try next time if that's what you want to do. Do you guys think we can plan burglary? Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we'll get Raisho in on this.
SPEAKER_12You know, I mean. I think everything aside, I'm having a great time.
SPEAKER_03This is right up your alley.
SPEAKER_12You know, I'm not.
SPEAKER_07I'm I'm having fun.
SPEAKER_12It was fun today.
SPEAKER_00It was actually really fun.
SPEAKER_12I mean fun. I I realize what we did.
SPEAKER_06Gardis' new character art is him dumping a body.
SPEAKER_07Maybe screening ear to ear. Maybe Gardas had it right. Maybe we should be a little bad sometimes. Like these guys are terrible.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. They're oppressing the villagers like crazy.
SPEAKER_00We're not as bad as the bad guys.
SPEAKER_12Yes, I can rationalize. And again, we cannot let them release Kugapi from his trees. Yeah. Do you guys think that the tree is even there here? We saw it. Oh no, we didn't, we didn't go to the monastery. We don't know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06We don't know.
SPEAKER_12I assume. Okay, anyway. Less thinking. Back to the fish hut. Yep.
SPEAKER_11Hey Raisho! I made dinner this time.
SPEAKER_12What did you make dinner? Is it just a bunch of like for dinner? Seeds and worms.
SPEAKER_10Yep, seeds and worms. He went out there and did the uh what did we decide it was called? Renting. Eating worm renting. There's so many worms, you guys. It's been raining for the last six weeks.
SPEAKER_07Violet immediately starts like more than her share. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Just eat it all, Violet.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you can have my portion too. Raisho, do you eat already? And she's got like worms falling out of her mouth while he's talking.
SPEAKER_11I was hoping to have some of those.
SPEAKER_07And she just like gives you a handful. Thank you.
SPEAKER_00The half-eaten worm body. Here you go.
SPEAKER_12I'm gonna eat the food that I cooked. No offense, Raisho.
SPEAKER_00Well, I guess you gotta feed the rest of us.
SPEAKER_12Hey, Gardas, what's wrong with my food?
SPEAKER_00Oh well, Violet ate it all.
SPEAKER_12Oh it's bird food.
SPEAKER_07Gardas. Yes. People can't eat bird food. Gardis. Doesn't make sense. Have you ever tried making muffins with worms in them? Worms are good on the inside.
SPEAKER_00They're not empty muffins if they have worms in them.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but the empty part would be good like muffin, and then the the full part would be good like worm.
SPEAKER_10Just put the worms on the outside and then only eat the outside because only outside muffin.
SPEAKER_12Rachel, you shouldn't be involved in this conversation. You obviously have no taste. He obviously has no taste. And violet, no, that's disgusting. You see me later like putting a couple worms into my bag. See if they have any good flavor.
SPEAKER_07He's gonna try it, just not in front of everybody else.
SPEAKER_06Hand fried, deep fried, yeah, salted. Yeah. Dried and smoked.
SPEAKER_12Raisho. The flavor might the flavor could be good. And it's a good source of protein. Yes.
SPEAKER_07So Raisho. Yes. We want to burgle fortress.
SPEAKER_10I love this idea, but it will be tough.
SPEAKER_07I need armor and shield. And hand wraps.
SPEAKER_10Have you tried shopping in Karahai Village?
SPEAKER_07Is that option?
SPEAKER_10You could try.
SPEAKER_00We don't know people that could shop there though.
SPEAKER_10But at nighttime. You want me to draw and go? Would you do it? I'm not someone that can normally go shopping in the world. You're the one that brought up shopping.
SPEAKER_00We're just like we none of us really are the type of people that can get it.
SPEAKER_10Oh, Aries. Yeah, but I'd rather risk your lifting my neck for armor that I don't need.
SPEAKER_00Show me your neck.
SPEAKER_10Show me your neck. Show me your neck.
SPEAKER_07Getting suspicious. Nice. Ari. Nice. Ari. What if you disguise us as living? And we go shopping.
SPEAKER_00I do try. I do have some paints and and makeup in here.
SPEAKER_07We have any money.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I was gonna ask, like, I can pull out my money. Do I still have the gold? Our party gold? Is that still a big thing? Or is it like ghost, ghost money?
SPEAKER_10Sure is money.
SPEAKER_12Okay. Oh, that would actually be pretty sick. How much money do we have? Like somewhere around a thousand. It's on my other sheet, but somewhere around a thousand, I think.
SPEAKER_00Pull out gold from 115 years ago. Yeah. Yeah, right. We can't accept that.
SPEAKER_07We go to pay and they look at the coins and they're like, it's staffed with the Jargumo. Yeah, it's all marked with the tengoose on these.
SPEAKER_00Or we could sell it because they're collectors' items. Exactly.
SPEAKER_12Oops, wrong one.
SPEAKER_06I really like this idea. If we can buy me clothes. It's really terrible that our best option with this is disguising Gardas and sending him into the shop. How is how am I going to be able to do that?
SPEAKER_07Disguise me, then they'll sell me armor right size. I'll talk like fancy man.
SPEAKER_10So we have 1,020 party gold. Just to be clear, the Lunghua dynasty was not Tanggu ran. It was a human dynasty. You keep saying that, like it was Tangu money and something like that. Yeah, that's what I thought of.
SPEAKER_12Were the Teng I thought there was like Tengu that were like the mayors or governors of our area, though.
SPEAKER_10It was uh it was I mean they had the Lunghua province uh of Quan Lai, but I mean that was that was something else.
SPEAKER_12Okay, so I'm just completely misunderstanding.
SPEAKER_06Pops is trying to find a crow to talk to.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_06Or a or a vulture, something carrion. Okay. Uh Pops is gonna go up to the uh the crow and uh he's gonna ask. Hello, Mr. andor Mrs. Crow. I bid you good day. I have I have a question for you. Where do the people of this town bury their dead?
SPEAKER_09In your ass.
SPEAKER_06Is that far away?
SPEAKER_10Roll a diplomacy check.
SPEAKER_06What a rude little crow.
SPEAKER_00Anyone heard of in your ass? Damn it.
SPEAKER_06Uh that's five on dice diplomacy eleven for a 16.
SPEAKER_00You'll feel it by its gravitational pull! Plus one, seventeen.
SPEAKER_0617. You should just bonk this crow. He's a dick. We might have some worms left over if that will help you.
SPEAKER_00They're only half worms.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I only eat the outside of muffins.
SPEAKER_12We don't have any.
SPEAKER_06Not for you. Okay. Well, thanks for nothing, I guess. Fucking dick.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. You know, you have to make friends with crows first. You need to leave him peanuts. Give him a worm. Oh, you're right. Give him a worm. Every day give him a worm or a bobble. Yeah. Like a little crow out. Pretty soon he won't shut up. He'll just be like, this is where the bones are. This is where the hawks are. This is where the worms are.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. I don't think we want to draw attention to ourselves either. Hmm.
SPEAKER_12And crows are gonna do that? They're gonna go and tell all the guards where we're at.
SPEAKER_06They'll tell all the other crows where food is at. Then they'll show up here. It'll be a murderer of crows. Alright. Uh so long rest again.
SPEAKER_07Wait, can we go shop in the morning and then take long rest? Oh. Don't see why not. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_12Sure, right.
SPEAKER_00They'd be open during the day.
SPEAKER_12I don't can you disguise all of us?
SPEAKER_00So I'll read the disguise kit, and then I will have Tony tell me what we can do. The small wooden box contains cosmetics, false facial hair, spirit, gum in a few simple ways. Classic. You usually need a disguise kit to set up a disguise in order to impersonate someone using the deception skill. If you've crafted a large number of disguises, you can replenish your cosmetics supply with replacement cosmetics suitable for the type of sorry, there's a mark on my phone that looked like a period. Cosmetics suitable for the type of your disguise kit. You can draw and replace a worn disguise kit as part of the action that uses it.
SPEAKER_10Is this a basic disguise kit?
SPEAKER_00Yep, item zero.
SPEAKER_10I'll give you enough to do two people.
SPEAKER_06Two people. Yeah, you should be guarded. That's gonna be a little bit more. Is he still floating and like bright white eyes or something?
SPEAKER_10I mean he doesn't have to be floating, but yeah, he like he has, you know, stars that will occasionally orbit him. Uh he, you know, his face is lacking detail. He's look pretty weird. He's something else.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_00Um, why does Gardas have to go?
SPEAKER_07Me and Ari go. Yeah, that's probably a better idea. When you said it like that, I realized that I was being dumb. I was kind of thinking that too.
SPEAKER_00Feeling really like left out, like maybe there was a reason you didn't want me to go, and it hurt my feelings.
SPEAKER_07No, just Gardas is uh closer in size.
SPEAKER_00To what?
SPEAKER_07Me.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_07Like barely. Yeah. He's like looking at your head.
SPEAKER_12I look I look down at myself. Like, I guess a little bit, but I don't know.
SPEAKER_06I just was in my feelings. I apologize. Gardus, we should probably stay nearby as much as we can.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, sit on the bluff.
SPEAKER_12Okay. Or maybe we could you were looking for a cemetery? Maybe we could go find the cemetery. Oh, maybe. It seems Wow, you want some bones? Yes. Yeah. That bones are terrorizing.
SPEAKER_00Raisho, do you know where the cemetery is?
SPEAKER_10Yes, but I'm hesitant to tell you if you plan to desecrate it. Nope.
SPEAKER_12No, we're not going to desecrate it. Well, nope. Gardius is like starting to sweat. Like, can't break eye contact, not blinking. Nope.
SPEAKER_06Slowly turning red.
SPEAKER_10Seems odd for restless spirits to want to desecrate a graveyard, but we're not really restless spirits.
SPEAKER_06Then you would be at rest. We will try to look for the graves of the people who align with the Chorogumo.
SPEAKER_11Well, well, in that case, it's just a few miles to the north of here.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, why why ask a crow first? Why not like our scout?
SPEAKER_06Really good idea. I have a power. I want to try and use it. Okay. I just want to make Tony do crowboat something.
SPEAKER_00Raisho was a crow.
SPEAKER_08Crow didn't like it when I kept calling him Raisho. This is Raisho's language. Okay. What are you doing way up there, Raisho?
SPEAKER_12Get off that branch.
SPEAKER_00So you guys won't have our backs like at all.
SPEAKER_12Well, I mean, like if we're up on the bluff, what the hell are we supposed to do?
SPEAKER_06We might be able to make a distraction if we need to. We should stay nearby. I'll do whatever. We have time.
SPEAKER_00Wow. That's okay.
SPEAKER_12Okay. Let's go. Gard us pouts.
SPEAKER_10Um, I assume Ari's leading the way. Uh, she knows her way around Kerhai better than anyone. Is this the I'm sorry, where are we at on like timeline? Is this This is day two?
SPEAKER_07It's still day two. So Night Two? Well, so it's morning three. Morning three. We'd be a morning three.
SPEAKER_10Okay. Before you guys have rested. Yeah, correct.
SPEAKER_12Correct. Okay. Before we rested, after we caused the sun.
SPEAKER_10Sun's just starting to come up. Like lit the fires.
SPEAKER_12We'll do a little morning shopping.
SPEAKER_10Okay. Sure.
SPEAKER_12Earlier bird gets the heavy armor.
SPEAKER_10Karahide is a level three settlement. Oh, pickles. Were you already adding stuff to your sheet? Yeah, of course I.
SPEAKER_07Well, no, not my sheet.
SPEAKER_10I was just making a shopping list. Yeah, again, we have what did you think it was?
SPEAKER_12I was hoping for four. We have a thousand gold.
SPEAKER_07Honestly, spend whatever you want. Well, I mean, I can't. I mean, it's a level three place, so I there's not much I can get. Yeah, but at the very least.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, yeah.
SPEAKER_12I'm yeah. Just get get your basics then, and we'll find like plus one arm. We have plus one armor. Get your basics and we can swap it out. Right?
SPEAKER_03That's true.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Okay. Hang on.
SPEAKER_07I gotta figure out.
SPEAKER_12Okay, yeah. I vote we don't wait for Kyle to find all this. No, I'm ready, I'm ready.
SPEAKER_07I'm ready to go.
SPEAKER_05I'm ready to go.
SPEAKER_07Alright, shopping. Yep, I'm I'm ready for it.
SPEAKER_10Alright, so uh disguise kit. What do you got what do you do with it?
SPEAKER_00So I'm trying to give us like normal color. The appearance of real people. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10A little blush around the cheek.
SPEAKER_00I'm painting like completely, like our whole bodies completely and uh making it so that we feels like spa day. Have we have color in our cheeks and whatnot?
SPEAKER_10It takes a while, but the girls are going shopping.
SPEAKER_00Do you have any sort of deception?
SPEAKER_07Um, but I can spend 10 minutes today getting trained on deception. Boom, done.
SPEAKER_10You didn't do that during your daily preparation. I don't have to. Okay. I just spent 10 minutes today. I was just making sure you didn't do it today because it's technically day two, so yeah. Uh okay. Uh you find this rundown little shop. The human inside seems really sad. Please buy anything. What's wrong? I'm starving to death.
SPEAKER_07Sounds pretty bad. Straight to the point. Hello. Do you have any uh heavy armor? Do you carry Grey Maiden?
SPEAKER_10No, just whatever plate is. Basic shit.
SPEAKER_07Okay, well, there's just three kinds of heavy armor, so I was just hoping that you know you could tell me which kind, but I'll take the one. Um do you have uh hand wraps of Mighty Blows? Nope. Okay. Just stuff to wear.
SPEAKER_00What about a shield?
SPEAKER_07Yep. Tower shield. Right here. Nope. What kind of shield you got?
SPEAKER_10I don't know. What kind of shields are there?
SPEAKER_00There's a lot of different kinds of shields.
SPEAKER_12So what are we gonna how are we gonna make a distraction?
SPEAKER_06Well, we wait for a sign, and then I set myself on fire and fly around the town. Did we predetermine a signal? I just assumed that I just assumed that enough noise would you know that's a good point.
SPEAKER_12Also, we already used our flight for the day. Like, we don't have any left. We can't fly anymore.
SPEAKER_06Oh, that's another good point. We'll need to improvise, Gardas.
SPEAKER_07Just run real fast.
SPEAKER_06We'll need to improvise. Steel shield.
SPEAKER_07Steel shield. Sick.
SPEAKER_00You s don't steal that.
SPEAKER_07No, that's called steel shield. It's made of steel. It's made out of fancy metals. Steel. Okay. Um, cool. So we owe this uh wonderful, delightful lady like 37 gold for all the stuff. I mean that's all I can get. Everything else is a higher level, so.
SPEAKER_00I can eat today.
SPEAKER_07Maybe we give her 38 gold.
SPEAKER_00Give her a few extra.
SPEAKER_07Okay, 40. We give you 40 gold. Do you think they're wasting all the gold down there?
SPEAKER_06No, absolutely not.
SPEAKER_07Listen, if you manage to get better shields or runes, we'll pay we'll even tip.
SPEAKER_11If I have another 10 gold, perhaps I can make an order for you and have stuff on the way.
SPEAKER_07Do you think she's bamboozling us?
SPEAKER_00Do it like we'll only know one way or okay.
SPEAKER_07Here's 12 gold. Excellent. It's like a baker's dozen.
SPEAKER_00What's your what's your name?
SPEAKER_12Do you think they would think about checking her own site? Hi, Cramley.
SPEAKER_00What's her name? Cramley. I don't know. All I hear is Gardas in my ear.
SPEAKER_06It seems like meta play.
SPEAKER_12I feel like there are ways to check and see if someone's lying, but giving them money doesn't sound like the first one out.
SPEAKER_00Yes. Um, do you have a family? Six kids.
SPEAKER_12How much gold did you give? 50 total. 50 total, okay.
SPEAKER_06He can just feel it. 49, technically. Where's the rest of it?
SPEAKER_02I like how you rounded up and you can serve anyone. You just like lost the gold for no reason. It wasn't going to her. It wasn't going to be 49.
SPEAKER_00Well, she'll get one more. Here's one more gold, Cramley. There you go. Thanks, that's great. Yeah. Um, do you know anything about Kaimago?
SPEAKER_12He's a dick.
SPEAKER_00Can you tell me more about his influence in this town?
SPEAKER_10He's running us broad, draining us dry.
SPEAKER_00That sounds terrible.
SPEAKER_10It's the worst.
SPEAKER_07Fucking hate him. Do you think if somebody were to organize a small rebellion that maybe you people would help? Nope.
SPEAKER_10Too hungry, too beaten down, not a lot of hope left. Just trying to survive.
SPEAKER_07I understand.
SPEAKER_10Resistance is pain.
SPEAKER_07That is exactly how I feel right now.
SPEAKER_00Can you think of any weaknesses in his fortress or anything involving Kaimago that we could exploit? Because we fucking hate him.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, me too, right? Fuck that guy.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Are we ready to go?
SPEAKER_00I think so. Slides that one gold piece back onto the counter. So no tip.
SPEAKER_10Alright, I'll remember this. Cramley has a long memory, she does.
SPEAKER_00Anyways, thank you.
SPEAKER_07Love you bye.
SPEAKER_00Love you bye. Tell your kids we said hi. All six. Six of them.
SPEAKER_03I remember.
SPEAKER_00Just looking at our new stuff. Uh okay. Anything else? We're good.
SPEAKER_12So you're what weapon are you gonna use? Are you just gonna use the bastard sword? Oh no, you just bite.
SPEAKER_07Okay, two-handed a bastard sword. It's okay, we'll get there. Two-handed bite. Two-handed bite. If you'll let me put that on my sheet.
SPEAKER_00What does it go up to? A D10?
SPEAKER_10You guys walk out of the store in the pouring rain. Obviously, from the bluff. There goes our makeup. And Gardist, you know, can't really differentiate, you know, what shop you went into and who's who down there. Seems fine. So far, everything is going well, but the town is still kind of on high alert because you have two terror points. And as you guys try to, I assume, make your way out of town, yeah. We fade to black.
SPEAKER_12Like that was actually a big thing that we learned. So the monks are uh contaminated? Pre-flight check. Yeah, and thank you.
SPEAKER_10And that's kind of what I'm trying to get at is like we and I'm included because like I'm not doing a good job exaggerating these things, but we are not call connecting the things that we learned, you know, four months ago to the things that you guys are learning now in game three weeks later, sort of thing. So um, you know, you guys know that some of the people here, at least one of them, you don't know if it's more or not, at least one of them has been touched by Nindoru, right? In the real world. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12That's fucking terrifying. Well, let's yeah, let's interrogate this Tengu. Let's strip him of his weapon and torture him. Beat him to death and take all his feathers out. Half to death.
SPEAKER_06Dogs are put away.
SPEAKER_07Kyle, what does that mean? Water glasses are full. Just for a second there, the audio on our channel, it's so it's a mono in, but it records stereo, so both speakers get the same sound. And just for a second, um, one of the channels got really small.
SPEAKER_10Do you need to check inputs and outputs and that sort of thing? You're making me nervous. Oh, it's fine.
SPEAKER_06Check your phones for important messages.
SPEAKER_12Uh Tony, do you want to put the thing back to the splash screen on the left? Instead of the map? What's it called? Roll 20? Here foundry. Yeah, that's it. Just so that we don't start on the same map when we go back to the splash screen.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Are we ready for mic checks? Do those red lights mean anything? Do they mean that there's power to the microphones, which we need to operate? Do those orange lights mean anything? Uh those mean mute, which we want on all the channels so we don't get noise that we don't need.
SPEAKER_00Does this orange light mean anything?
SPEAKER_07That means that the headphones are on.
SPEAKER_00And we want that.
SPEAKER_07As long as you want to be able to hear.
SPEAKER_00Ooh, I like that one too. That picture's cool.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Um, Tony, can you hit me with the sound check?
SPEAKER_10What up, what up? We're gonna have a good time.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, we're better now. Okay.
SPEAKER_10Fucking better be.
SPEAKER_07I know.
SPEAKER_10I I'm not doing this a third time.
SPEAKER_00Um, I do want to say the AC is still on. Do you want me to turn it off?
SPEAKER_06Trash the episode. Start over. Yeah. We're in it now. Cool.
SPEAKER_00I mean, we haven't started on, so I've been rooting for this for a long time.
SPEAKER_10Turn the mute up.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, just turn up the filter. Thank you. Whatever it's called.
SPEAKER_00Moving forward.
SPEAKER_07We'll see what happens. Yeah, it might be okay. We'll find out. We don't know.
SPEAKER_00I think it's great.
SPEAKER_10Maybe Kyle's on the wrong thing.
SPEAKER_00It should be fine.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Um, I apologize in advance to all the listeners if the AC is really loud. We're just gonna jack up the sound of the AC.
SPEAKER_00It's okay for us to be comfortable.
SPEAKER_07It's not.
SPEAKER_10It's not we just art requires sacrifices. Yeah, I was gonna say, not while being an artist. I'm still trying to figure out when I'm gonna edit back in because this is all getting cut.
SPEAKER_06Sorry. Hitchcock, they have to suffer. Now damn it
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