Incorporules-Ep 108

The fight around the Warding Bell continues as the party struggles with the exorcist leader. Though the combatants don’t seem to be the real threat in this shrine room. Unable to solve the riddle of the bell and as more combatants begin closing in the escape from Karahai fortress becomes desperate. 

Pathfinder Second Edition Remastered and the Season of Ghosts Adventure Path by Paizo Inc. Used under Paizo’s Community Use Policy. https://paizo.com/

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Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:31

And the only thing worth taking with you after three days of a failing system, how to pull yourself together with these simple steps, but you have to do the work, but you know this will never work. Try anyway. The definition of insanity, cackling to yourself as it carries on the wind across the oceans. The signs are all there. Now, if you could only read them. Only we know the truth, and we're here to share it with you. Welcome to the odd box. I want each of you to give me your best impressions of my cold opens.

SPEAKER_06 0:58

Can we start over? I wasn't ready yet.

SPEAKER_05 1:00

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_06 1:01

No, that was my impression.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Got him. This isn't fair. You have time to write yours. Yeah. Um a shoe with no strings.

SPEAKER_05 1:16

A hat made of potatoes.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

A river with no current.

SPEAKER_05 1:20

Your laundry is missing again.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Mountain with no wind.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

Have you ever had ants in your shorts, but it wasn't ants, instead, it was feelings. That's the best one yet. Sometimes clouds make me feel uncomfortable. That's a good one. I like that. I'm just using this for my next one.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

I'm taking notes over here.

SPEAKER_06 1:49

Monster Energy, the drink with no energy. Oh my god. We're bringing back the uh unofficial sponsors. Yeah. Monster Energy drinks.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

So fucking exciting.

SPEAKER_06 1:59

This one's ultra sunrise.

SPEAKER_05 2:00

Tony's favorite gag, just for us so everybody knows. He he really loved when we did it all the time.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

What episode are we on now? Like seven. And we're still doing this.

SPEAKER_06 2:09

Eight. No, we stopped for a while and we're doing it again. It's a callback. Yeah. People love callbacks. They're always fun.

SPEAKER_07 2:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 2:18

This one's ultra sunrise. It's like a I don't know, splurt when you wake up. Whoa. Hey. Whoa. Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 2:27

I spurt before I go to bed, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 2:28

Hero point for uh doing the best with those cold.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 2:32

That's right. I can award them outside of games.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

New hero point. That's nice.

SPEAKER_04 2:37

I feel like you say that a lot when they're when those things he doesn't get them very often. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:43

It's because whenever you hand them out in bulk, uh, I always take the ones I like, and so I give him the same three or four hero points all the time.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

Yeah, hand them out in bulk.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Two at a time sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

In our other game.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Sometimes you throw them at us.

SPEAKER_05 3:02

Don't tell me when where that bruise came from. It is weird that you spit on him first.

SPEAKER_04 3:09

And you know, it's a dominance thing.

SPEAKER_02 3:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:14

Is that it? Was that all the energy you can do?

SPEAKER_02 3:15

I mean, I can I can definitely whip up some more. I just I'm stewing on it. I'm taking the first sip of my energy drink, so give me a minute. Have you ever found yourself lost? I like that one.

SPEAKER_06 3:28

It sounds more like a philosophy thing.

SPEAKER_05 3:31

When your saltine is dried out by you.

SPEAKER_06 3:33

This one's kind of gross, actually. Great. There goes the unofficial sponsor.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

I mean, they're all pretty gross. This one's just more so. I mean, I'm I'm just trying to think of the the sort of structure of the cold opens. Usually it's it's sort of uh you're making sort of uh simile and uh metaphor about why it's awesome to be weird and be strange and be in it.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

Has anyone figured out what the odd box is? What actually is like where where that name came from and like what my inspiration is for that name? Does anyone know what an odd box is?

SPEAKER_06 4:13

Is it not like the boo box from Hook? Not where they trap people scorpions in.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

Put them in the boobs. Don't put us in the boo box. No.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

I'm really interested to hear if you guys actually know in-game what your objective is.

SPEAKER_05 4:32

Oh no. End of discussion. We got it there. Not even close. I'm just here to kill people at this point. Bad guys specifically.

SPEAKER_01 4:45

We're trying to retrieve our eternal lantern so that we can get Willishore back to the real world.

SPEAKER_06 4:51

Yeah, we're trying to escape the dreamscape.

SPEAKER_01 4:53

But it is the lantern, or it's in the lantern, or the essence of it is in the lantern. Something about this lantern is our is our our not the lantern, the bell, or whatever. Something about this bell is our lantern.

SPEAKER_04 5:07

All of my prep the last couple of weeks has has just been like reading. I haven't, you know, done like map work or looked up abilities. I've just been doing something. It's pretty clear. And just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Roaster. I don't think I want to do this anymore. It's okay, keep going.

SPEAKER_02 5:27

I wish we had video running. That was a great face.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Anyways, you've been reading.

SPEAKER_04 5:33

I don't know. I don't feel like sharing anymore.

SPEAKER_05 5:35

But we need to know actually.

SPEAKER_04 5:37

You guys well, I think of the whole point is uh you guys have been, you know, you guys always worry about like loot drops and stuff like that. Uh, but you've been missing opportunities for information, which is something that you guys as a party don't really value. And I quote Kyle, I'm just here to kill people. Uh so there's been some opportunities to like talk or um, you know, uh uh investigate some things that maybe uh didn't look like they had uh the rewards you were looking for, and uh now you're kind of in the situation with a hole in your information. And so I'm just really interested to see how this fight plays out. I'm really interested to see uh what you guys do with the spell that seems to actively uh be repelling you. And uh yeah, I'm I'm I'm really excited to see how this uh this plays out. And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna kill Ari today, so well, I was um Ari's unkillable.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

I was writing up my my ninth level uh character sheet, and I have diehard and I have toughness. And with toughness, your recovery checks are reduced by one.

SPEAKER_04 6:46

You're not level nine.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Well, I have both of those things right now, but I was just reminded. I don't remember if I remembered before. It's like, oh yeah, I have diehard.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

Can you think of a time that you remembered when you remembered something?

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 7:03

I am surprised.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

I I think this is the first I've heard you saying you had diehard.

SPEAKER_06 7:08

I I remember you talking about it on your level up because you gave a reasoning that Ari's just like kind of scared and um Oh, we did a big training thing with it with potatoes.

SPEAKER_01 7:17

I think it was toughness.

SPEAKER_06 7:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

But I've had like I think I swapped out diehard a while ago. I don't remember. I don't remember. I have it though. It's on the sheet.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

How could we forget the potato montage?

SPEAKER_05 7:30

You know when you go back to try to read your notes? So I tried to find the episode where we talked about the bell and listen to it so that I would know. But I got such bad ADD, I kept zoning out and doing other shit, and I'm just a terrible person. So I was like, I'll look at my notes. I probably got good stuff in here. I'd like to read you guys a section of my notes.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

Oh, yes, this is great.

SPEAKER_05 7:46

Horse meat, defenses, building supplies, testicles.

SPEAKER_04 7:51

Why do you write this stuff down? One more time, please.

SPEAKER_05 7:54

All right, horse meat defenses, building supplies, testicles. I think that's the name of the episode.

SPEAKER_02 8:02

No, if you don't write it down, you're gonna forget when you go into town.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

Was that maybe for the Kappa festival?

SPEAKER_02 8:06

Well, it had to be, but what are the testicles for?

SPEAKER_05 8:09

I have no idea. I mean What are the testicles for? If you gotta ask.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

It was important to Red at the time.

SPEAKER_06 8:18

Um testicles were always important to Red.

SPEAKER_05 8:22

Yeah, obviously. Obviously. Yeah, but I don't have any good notes. I'm just bad at my job. But you know what? That's life sometimes.

SPEAKER_06 8:28

I thought it was Courtney's job to take notes. Yeah, because I don't do it.

SPEAKER_04 8:32

Good thing this is all recorded.

SPEAKER_05 8:34

Yeah. Even that didn't help me very much though.

SPEAKER_04 8:37

Well, you gotta go back and listen to it. I did.

SPEAKER_05 8:40

I did. I was having a lot of fun, and then I started thinking about something, and then the part I needed was passed, and then I tried rewinding it, and then I got distracted again.

SPEAKER_06 8:46

Just ask an AI chatbot. That's what I do now. Oh. I'm sure that it gives you accurate information. Every time. Every time. All of Jeff's information is accurate. It told me I had six hero points.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

Oh, that's nice.

SPEAKER_06 9:01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 9:02

Give him fork him over. Yeah, the AI said so.

SPEAKER_06 9:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

Soon I'm depressed now. Yeah. I've been depressed for years. These are rookie numbers.

SPEAKER_05 9:34

That was a Glengarry Glenn Ross reference. Trying to sell swampland.

SPEAKER_04 9:40

How are you doing? You looked a million miles away there.

SPEAKER_06 9:43

I was about to say, I think Tony's still sad from Courtney's burn. A little bit. So that would have hit hard.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

I was thinking of uh a cold open and I couldn't figure out how to like end it. I was like, on a house on top of a hill inside is a well. You go down it, it goes down, down, down, your life flashes before your eyes, and then it's over.

SPEAKER_05 10:02

You're in a hot air balloon.

SPEAKER_02 10:04

Welcome to the odd box, and then it's over. Eternal black.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

And then you're like, what's going on over there? It's over.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

You wake up and you're an old timey pirate. Might as well be Tuesday.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

You guys were able to appease Ferasmaat or Shrine, and it ended the curse that was plaguing most of you. So you guys no longer doomed. Thank the Boneyard for that. Thank God. Goddess. What you don't know is that you also stopped a group of aberrations from ambushing you in that room. And that was a fight that I was really looking forward to, because I think it would have fucked you up. You continue on to the shrine antichamber where Ari finds a usable Fulu, and in the next room you find what you're really looking for: the warding bell. Unfortunately, it seems to be actively working against you. Cao Chen and a Shrid main bid you to leave the room. They're like, you can't be in here. Not wanting to hear them out, Violet charges forward, and the fight begins. And it seems to be an extended fight because each side has some pretty efficient healing. What is the hero point situation?

SPEAKER_05 11:18

I got zero written down, but I don't feel like that could possibly be right.

SPEAKER_06 11:21

One. One. My sack is empty.

SPEAKER_04 11:25

No testicles.

SPEAKER_05 11:26

Now he needs to know what testicles are for. There we go. We figured it out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

As you guys stepped into the room, the warding bell just kind of like erupts this blue ephemeral fire is just like circling around the room. Can anyone by raising your hand, no one, no one, no, no outbursts here, please. Can anyone tell me what your eternal lantern is actually for, or what uh the people of Willishore believe their eternal lantern does for them. Kyle. Saw Kyle's hand first.

SPEAKER_05 12:03

Oh, speed. It's nice to have assets. Um it keeps ghosts away. Okay. Okay, was that the same thing?

SPEAKER_01 12:11

Yeah, spirits from the the forest nearby or whatever. Spectrewood. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:15

Yeah, Kyle has a much more articulate answer. You should have just kept quiet.

SPEAKER_05 12:21

Yeah, that's retaliation from earlier.

SPEAKER_04 12:23

Apparently, we're still salty about it.

SPEAKER_01 12:25

And we'll always be salty about it.

SPEAKER_06 12:28

Two years from now.

SPEAKER_04 12:30

The grudge has been gone. Um, so that is just kind of something to keep in mind while you are trying to uh figure out what's going on with this uh warning belt. Uh you guys also don't see like a clapper inside. It just seems to be this metal, you're laughing at clapper.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

It made me laugh. It's funny. Don't hear that word. Like gonorrhea.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

I've got the clapper.

SPEAKER_01 12:53

I've got the clapper.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Clapper uh insinuates that it's gonorrhea.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

It's worse.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

You brought or you clapper.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

Uh it's just the metal shell, the dome of the bell that you see, and then of course the swirling blue fire pouring out of it. We ended at the very beginning of round six. Let's get back to it.

SPEAKER_05 13:17

Oh, I see that we're all smashed together.

SPEAKER_02 13:19

That's an efficient fighting strategy.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

Still at the door.

SPEAKER_02 13:23

We desperately need to drop one of these people.

SPEAKER_01 13:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:29

Um I guess should we finish off the shield maiden? She's badly injured.

SPEAKER_01 13:34

She's more accessible to you guys.

SPEAKER_06 13:36

Yeah, we're already surrounding her.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

How's everyone's health?

SPEAKER_02 13:42

I I will survive, but I d I definitely need this heal I'm about to get myself.

SPEAKER_05 13:47

Yeah, I'm down forty, but I got 99 to go. I'm fine. Well, plus eight temporary hit points.

SPEAKER_06 13:52

I mean I'm down forty, but helping helping me wouldn't hurt.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

Cao Chen begins throwing his hands together, he takes a step back, and he casts a spell, and a weapon materializes right just south of Violet. It seems to be this glowing golden staff. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 14:20

And he will attack Oh, uh, can so does the casting come with an attack?

SPEAKER_04 14:30

What's this about? This is spiritual weapon.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

Cool.

SPEAKER_04 14:35

Uh here comes the attack. Uh 32 to hit. That's a hit. Then it comes out to be 13 points of force damage. Oof. You should not be here. Box. Sorry, I'm doing math. Out evil spirits, be gone! Like waving his hand back and forth, and the golden staff is shaking like in tandem with it.

SPEAKER_05 15:06

I'm not evil. And I reach over and I'm gonna draw a weapon off of Gardas's hip if that's alright. And take his m meat cleaver. I won't resist.

SPEAKER_06 15:16

It's called the tenderizer. The tenderizer. Treat it right.

SPEAKER_05 15:20

How many actions is drawing a weapon off someone else?

SPEAKER_06 15:23

One. One.

SPEAKER_05 15:24

He's in the square next to me.

SPEAKER_06 15:26

I'm also in a fancy pose that like leans my hip out towards him.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

He's always in that pose when he's fighting.

SPEAKER_06 15:33

Hey there, big guy.

SPEAKER_05 15:34

Whatever. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

See my tenderizer.

SPEAKER_05 15:37

I'm gonna shielding Taunt the Maiden. So raise shield and taunt the maiden. You fight me. And then I'm gonna swing the tenderizer right at her face.

SPEAKER_04 15:45

I believe she dropped her bow and had her mace out.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

I think that's right.

unknown 15:49

Don't remember that.

SPEAKER_05 15:51

Okay. Um hey Tony, what happens on a natural one? Oh.

SPEAKER_01 15:55

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 15:56

You hammer it every fucking time.

SPEAKER_06 15:58

If you break my hammer, I swear to God.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

This thing's cursed.

SPEAKER_02 16:05

Why is it all greasy? It's soap.

SPEAKER_01 16:09

It's soap. It's clean, okay?

SPEAKER_04 16:13

Uh, your weapon becomes entangled. You can't use this weapon for 1d4 rounds.

SPEAKER_01 16:22

Well, there goes that plan.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

It gets caught in Gardas' beard. But it's still attached to its hip.

SPEAKER_05 16:29

One round. One round. Until the end of your next turn. That's okay. I'll find stuff to do.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

Last action.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

Um no, this three was taunting one.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Well, good turn, Kyle. Thank you.

SPEAKER_05 16:43

I did it. I'm not used to using a weapon, so it got caught on the back of my shield. I was really excited about hitting with the hammer.

SPEAKER_06 16:53

Are you trained in all that stuff? Like expert or something? Okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:59

Yeah, expert in martial weapons. Oh, I guess I should ask. Is it a dwarven weapon or is it just a war hammer?

SPEAKER_06 17:07

It's not.

SPEAKER_05 17:08

It's just a war hammer.

SPEAKER_06 17:09

Yeah, that one is just a war hammer.

unknown 17:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 17:14

It's a plus one striking fiendbane war hammer.

SPEAKER_04 17:18

She puts her hands to her mouth and begins to whisper frantically. Uh. Is that a manipulate? I believe so.

SPEAKER_06 17:29

You can't use the weapon.

SPEAKER_05 17:31

Uh I can bite her. Bite. Natural 20. Nice. Just wild swings. And crits interrupt the action, so whatever she was doing, she doesn't get to do now.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 17:43

Oh, almost max damage. So um seven and four is uh 11 double to 22.

SPEAKER_06 17:51

It's uh 2d8. It's a plus one. I'm biting though, because I can't use it. Oh, right. You can't use that one. I just said that. Come on, John. I just said that.

SPEAKER_04 18:00

You know what? Take a lap around the table.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

Remember that plus one rune we put on your mouth?

SPEAKER_06 18:05

I have no idea what damage 22. He ate it. We gave him a plus one rune for something else, and he just ate it.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

Yeah. Goodness. Ari. Okie dokie. Um Ari is going to continue with her him of healing. So she's uh she cast it on round four, sustained it last round, and she will sustain it again on Violet. So he will get the eight fast healing on his turn and the eight temporary hit points total. And then she will do rallying anthem. So plus one to AC saves and resist to physical damage. Uh and she's like, come on, guys, we can do it. Just stay strong and stay on this plane. Uh, and then I would like to do a knowledge roll on the bell.

SPEAKER_04 18:52

You have enough actions?

SPEAKER_01 18:53

Yeah. Sustain is one. My cantrip is one. Um, I'm thinking, what do you guys think? Sengpache or occultism?

SPEAKER_02 19:05

Singpachi is probably pretty, pretty strong.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:08

I imagine.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Okay. My gut says occultism, but I'll go with Singpachi. That's a five on the dice for a total of 18.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

Uh, I mean, that's a critical fail. Okay. So, uh Destroy the bell! Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

I can't figure out what's going on with this bell, guys.

SPEAKER_02 19:30

I think it's a bell.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

I think it's a bell, but it's really mean.

SPEAKER_06 19:36

Um, kill. Kill, kill, kill.

SPEAKER_05 19:41

Get her.

SPEAKER_06 19:43

Oh, that's not very great. Eleven on the dice plus something. Equals a twenty three. No. Twenty-five. Twenty-five.

SPEAKER_04 19:57

Miss.

SPEAKER_06 19:58

Mm-hmm. Hmm. Cast shield for one. And swing again. I don't re Oh, you need healing, right? No, I'm doing okay. Oh, life. I would not complain. I forgot. I'll probably be okay, but. Yeah. Well, I forgot. Hit. No, worse. Missed.

SPEAKER_01 20:23

You're right next to him. You could do whatever. I forgot.

SPEAKER_06 20:26

Not a critical fail? Ipma could be. Oh yeah, it probably is. 16.

SPEAKER_04 20:31

That's a critical fail.

SPEAKER_06 20:32

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 20:32

Oh me. Your weapon becomes entangled in my weapon.

SPEAKER_06 20:36

They just loop around each other.

SPEAKER_04 20:39

You drop an item that you are holding. Uh my dick.

SPEAKER_05 20:45

It got all to the ground. Everybody pauses for a minute.

SPEAKER_06 20:50

My testicles. If you haven't noticed, it's always just like coiled around my forearm. It's weird.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

So you're only holding your axe, I assume.

SPEAKER_06 20:58

Uh yeah. Drop to the ground.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

She has some ability to like remove weapons.

SPEAKER_05 21:06

Damn it. Yeah. Right? Okay. Sink this lady's ship, Pops.

SPEAKER_04 21:11

Reduce your fear condition by one, and we will go to Pops.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

Okay. I'm going to spark Transcendence on Scars of the Survivor. Ship that over to Titanbreaker. Here comes the heal. Come on, big money. 15, 20 points.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:29

Which is very appreciated. Okay. And then we're going to swing on the shield maiden.

SPEAKER_01 21:37

Killer. Killer.

SPEAKER_02 21:40

Here comes the bomb. That's a natural one on that. I think I'm gonna spend that hero point.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

Pokemon will quickly fail. It'll be fun.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

Snake eyes. Yeah, it's a six on dice. Uh plus nineteen for a twenty-five.

SPEAKER_04 21:58

That's a miss.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

I guess I'm gonna swing with the maps.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

Jesus. Here we go.

SPEAKER_04 22:05

It's just a minus five.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

Hey, sixteen turns into an eleven plus nineteen for a dirty thirty. That is a hit. Hell yeah.

unknown 22:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

Here comes the Finally. So two D eight plus two D eight.

unknown 22:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:29

Almost minimum damage. Great. Great. Three plus twelve for fifteen. She's probably not gonna die.

SPEAKER_01 22:37

Cute.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

And that is my turn.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

That was a very disappointing round, guys. We're doing our best.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

Uh everyone needs to give me a will save. Okay. As you hear this bell just continue to reverberate. Oh, that's real good. The fire swirling around you.

SPEAKER_05 22:58

30? Oh, wait, second is minus two, right? So 28. Whatever your second value is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

I got a natural one.

SPEAKER_06 23:05

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

And I'm turning in a hero point.

SPEAKER_06 23:07

Wait, how did you get a hero point? Oh yeah, you had one. I fucking had one, Jeff. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_05 23:11

I like how this fight has gone from like, you know, close but positive to deeply negative in one round.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

What does this say? Fortitude? Will. Will. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

Uh life.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Tirty tree. Uh pass, you weren't affected.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

Everyone has a plus one. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

Twenty-nine. 34.

SPEAKER_04 23:28

Uh 29 is a fail.

SPEAKER_05 23:30

What happens to me?

SPEAKER_04 23:32

Courtney.

SPEAKER_01 23:33

I failed. I have a 25.

SPEAKER_06 23:35

27.

SPEAKER_04 23:36

Uh, everyone failed except life. So everyone becomes frightened. One.

SPEAKER_06 23:41

But I just became unfrightened one.

SPEAKER_04 23:43

Yep, and then the bell toll again, and you realize you should have just stayed frightened.

SPEAKER_05 23:49

It's fair, they're frightened too. Actually, I don't see a frightened thing on her.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

It came down.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

Aren't they? Don't people in the settlement, aren't they permanently frightened one? Oh, because of the terror, man.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

You're cheating. She rallied herself. 26 points of mental damage.

SPEAKER_06 24:05

And then the bell made her afraid again.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

His ghosts are actually pretty weak. Nothing has changed because I did it after her turn and she has to go. You said 26? 26 points of mental damage.

SPEAKER_02 24:15

Oof. Mm-hmm. Big oof.

SPEAKER_04 24:18

Beginning of round seven, guys. Round seven. How long can you stand to make noise like this? Cao Chen sustains his spell, making another attack on Violet with a 38 to hit.

SPEAKER_05 24:36

That's a hit.

SPEAKER_04 24:38

Uh okay. 11 points of force damage.

SPEAKER_06 24:44

Um okay. 38's not a crit? Or 20 damage.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

You have um resistance, right?

SPEAKER_04 24:49

Not to force. Not to force. You should not be here. Can't you see? Even your own warning bell is trying to banish you. And he will cast a spell. Also targeting Violet. His hands come together and begin glowing with divine light. 34 to hit?

SPEAKER_06 25:19

That's a hit.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

You have a plus one to AC. Distressed, guys.

SPEAKER_04 25:28

Uh 31 points of fire damage. Oh Jesus. As he casts a heightened holy light.

SPEAKER_02 25:37

We can pull out a victory here. Easy.

SPEAKER_04 25:42

That's his turn. Then we go to Violet.

SPEAKER_05 25:47

Alright. Violet is going to shielding taunt the maiden again. Gonna get his fast healing going. And temporary hit points or whatever. Do I get temporary hit points this round too? Or just fast healing?

SPEAKER_01 26:01

You should have gotten the temporary hit points already. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:04

And I burnt through him.

SPEAKER_01 26:05

Okay. So just get the fast healing on your turn.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

He doesn't get him every round.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

I gave him I gave him the on my turn, he got the temporary hit points.

SPEAKER_05 26:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:14

And then on his turn at the beginning, he will get his fast healing aid.

unknown 26:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:18

Cool. Okay. So I uh Violet's like trying to get the hammer loose from the shield, and it was like, that's it, bites again. So here comes the bite. Uh so 23 success. Miss. Okay. And then for my last attempt, I'm gonna retch to try to reduce my sicken. Violet, be careful with that hammer. You've never used a weapon like that. Um so when I retch, do I do a fortitude check?

SPEAKER_04 26:44

Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what made you sickened in the first place. It's a precise blade.

SPEAKER_06 26:49

It's not a blade. For a dwarf it is. It's a dwarven blade.

SPEAKER_04 26:57

Do you know what made you sicken?

SPEAKER_05 26:59

I don't. I I something the guy did. I don't remember. Sorry. Okay. Um, I don't know that it really matters because I rolled a one on my fortitude check. Oh my god. My wretch. So a lot of ones today, guys. Yeah. Too close to the bell.

SPEAKER_07 27:16

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

I feel like you puke a little bit, but then you accidentally swallow it so it gets more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

It all goes into your nose. It burns. It really burns. I'm gonna be smelling that for a week.

SPEAKER_04 27:33

It doesn't say you increase it, but I'm gonna increase it.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 27:37

On a success, you reduce your second value by one or by two on a critical success, which means on a failure, nothing would happen. I mean, it doesn't say basic save, but I'm treating this like a basic save.

SPEAKER_05 27:46

I like that you're just making up a rule to punish me.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

I like it. I think it's fun flavor.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Second three?

SPEAKER_04 27:53

I like how you don't know the rules enough to actually argue with me on that. Uh yeah, roll better. Uh get a hero point and spin it on things like that.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

How many natural ones have we rolled so far? Four?

SPEAKER_05 28:06

Oh, because we've all rolled one and I've rolled two, so we're at least five. I didn't roll a natural one.

SPEAKER_06 28:12

Yeah, we've done four. Yeah, it was a critical fail, but not natural. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 28:15

Okay, we're moving on to my turn.

SPEAKER_06 28:17

I don't want to.

SPEAKER_01 28:19

I think we should postpone this game until we can roll better.

SPEAKER_07 28:23

So forever. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

It's the end of the odd box. You said it was the last episode.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

I don't think I'm that lucky. Um, this attack is gonna be on Violet. She's swinging her mace natural one.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

Ooh, okay, there's five.

SPEAKER_06 28:40

What happens to her weapon?

SPEAKER_01 28:42

You have a plus one to AC.

SPEAKER_06 28:43

Gets entangled in Violet's beard. Violet's beard.

SPEAKER_04 28:47

Uh she will take a step back. And cast a shield. She's scared.

SPEAKER_06 28:59

She should be. She's near death. She has angered the ghosts of her past.

SPEAKER_04 29:07

Ari.

SPEAKER_01 29:09

Alright. Ari's going to sustain her hem healing for the last round on Violet, so you'll get your eight temporary hit points now, and then eight fast healing on your turn. And then she's going to cast a second level soothe on herself. He's like, I wanna heal you, Pops, but I don't feel so good.

SPEAKER_02 29:30

Yeah, it's fine, he's looking better.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

I get 17 back. And that's her turn. Come on, guys, we really gotta end this.

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Uh, Gardas!

SPEAKER_06 29:42

Uh I'm gonna pick up my axe, take a step forward. Uh no, not take a step forward. Wait, yes, no, no. Yes?

SPEAKER_01 29:50

Choose!

SPEAKER_06 29:51

Shit.

SPEAKER_04 29:52

Uh the hardest decision he's ever had to make.

SPEAKER_06 29:55

Yeah. Why is it so hard? Well. That's fine. Just get in there, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:00

You could throw a good offensive spell in there if you got one.

SPEAKER_06 30:04

I could. I wanted to heal myself, though. I'll be fine. Um, yeah. Or you can leave it to me. No, I'm taking a step forward and swinging.

SPEAKER_01 30:15

Are you still radiant?

SPEAKER_06 30:16

What do you mean by that?

SPEAKER_01 30:18

When people touch you, can they heal?

SPEAKER_06 30:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

Okay, just putting that out there.

SPEAKER_06 30:21

I was that's why I was gonna touch myself.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Well, please don't do that.

SPEAKER_06 30:25

There we go. 17 on the disease.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

What'd you get?

SPEAKER_06 30:30

Um for a 31. Hell yeah. Finally. Come on, big money.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Come on.

SPEAKER_06 30:37

That's good. 26 points of damage. Five of it cold.

SPEAKER_04 30:45

She crumples to the ground. Blood spewing from the wound you just inflicted.

SPEAKER_06 30:51

Fwack. Kugop day! You're all corrupted. All of you.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

Is that your turn?

SPEAKER_06 31:01

Yeah, that is my turn. That's three actions. Pops.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

Okay. Pops is going to move down. And around behind. You go one more square. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 31:14

As you pass me, I'm just like, Pops, we have to kill them all.

SPEAKER_05 31:17

They're all corrupt. Pops goes south to cut off Chow Chen.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

And get into a place where I can flank with Violet. And uh that's one action. And we're gonna spark Transcendence on Titanbreaker. I'm gonna shift that back over to Scars of the Survivor. And here comes the swing. The big swing. 15 on dice plus 19 to hit for a 30 uh, let's see here, 34. There we go. Things just turnt around. Hell yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:50

Okay, we're doing better, guys.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Here comes the damage.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

Can't really see what's happening, but it sounds good.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

Nice. Really good damage. 17 plus 22 is 39 bonk. Whoa. That's my turn.

SPEAKER_06 32:09

That's a big bonk. Big bonk. Big bonk.

SPEAKER_04 32:13

The bell continues to flare and whirl. Everyone, give me a will save.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

I do not have rallying anthem active.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

Kyle.

SPEAKER_05 32:26

Um rallying anthem's not active. Nope. And I'm sickened? So 29. Fail. Sick and three.

SPEAKER_01 32:34

We do actually have a plus one status to fear effects for one month or the end of winter from the ritual that we did. I believe. I have it written on my character sheet.

SPEAKER_06 32:45

Um 25.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

Fail. 35.

unknown 32:49

Pass.

SPEAKER_06 32:50

32.

SPEAKER_04 32:51

Pass. So uh Gardas and Violet, frightened one, and some mental damage. Comes out to 21 points of mental damage. The fire from the spell seems to be crawling up your arms and igniting your legs and just crawling through and over your skin. Maybe Cao Chen was right. You're not supposed to be here. It is the beginning of round eight. He sustains his spell. Does sustaining manipulate? Because that would be crazy.

SPEAKER_01 33:26

I don't think so. I think it's a mental.

SPEAKER_04 33:28

Just mental?

SPEAKER_01 33:29

I think.

SPEAKER_04 33:31

Concentrate. Okay. So sustain the spell. This attack on Violet. That's a really good roll 37.

SPEAKER_03 33:40

That's it.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

Then it is. Oh, max damage. No. 18 points of force damage.

SPEAKER_05 33:50

That's nothing. I'm getting real though.

SPEAKER_04 33:53

Uh seeing that, he'll do again.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

Oh, that's not as good.

SPEAKER_04 34:00

26. That's missing. Damn. Yes. Yes. You really should not be here. And he will take a step up.

SPEAKER_06 34:10

You've said that like ten times, but she never told us why.

SPEAKER_05 34:15

Violet. Violet is going to move down. Opposite of Chow Chen, Cao Chen. And attempt a retch real quick.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

Here we go.

SPEAKER_05 34:28

I like the idea of throwing up on my enemies. Yeah. How does a 28 strike you? Do I lose a second?

SPEAKER_04 34:35

28? Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

Standard packs. Alright. And then I'm gonna swing my hammer at him as I dislodge it from my shield. Here we go. Big money. Oh, 18 on the dice. Your hammers. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Minus two is 16, plus 17 is 30. Uh, what is that? 33? 33 with the tenderizer. That's a hit.

SPEAKER_03 34:58

That is a hit.

SPEAKER_05 35:01

I only have one D8. Oh no, I have two D8s.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

No.

SPEAKER_05 35:07

Is he a fiend? Two. Is he a fiend? Um, because I do have fiends bane.

SPEAKER_03 35:14

He's definitely not a fiend.

SPEAKER_05 35:16

I don't agree. None of us agree. Alright. Uh almost minimum damage. So three plus four, seven points of damage. God damn it. Seven? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:25

You should just use your teeth. You're not using it right.

SPEAKER_06 35:28

You're holding it backwards. Yeah. He cut your fingers. Told you. Precision.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

He's trying to jab him with the handle. Thrust. Thrust. Thrust. Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 35:41

Gardas is like doing the posturing and it looks like he's trying to twerk in the corner. Thrust it.

SPEAKER_02 35:48

Throw it back. Ari.

SPEAKER_01 35:50

Okay. Um, Ari will do her rallying anthem. She's like, okay, guys, we're almost done. And then she will pull out the um the lesser healing elixir that Gardas makes. And she will take that. That is her turn.

SPEAKER_05 36:09

I could really use some healing just if it's an option. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:12

Yeah, I think everybody's pretty far away, and I'm down to one fourth level spell, and then two second levels and lower.

SPEAKER_06 36:18

I got you now.

SPEAKER_01 36:19

Yeah, you're too far from the five.

SPEAKER_06 36:20

I was gonna I was gonna do it this turn.

SPEAKER_01 36:21

Beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 36:22

Gardis.

SPEAKER_06 36:23

I am going to touch myself to heal 40-10 and then two action heal onto Violet. Thank you. Which is whatever this rolls plus 32. Oh man. One, two, three, three.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

Guys.

SPEAKER_06 36:39

Seven, eight, nine. Uh 41 points. That's better than nothing. That gets me through another round at least. Yeah, and then I'll heal myself. I'll tell you what it is later. We can move on, though.

SPEAKER_03 36:50

Pops.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

Okay. Pops is going to run and then power slide under the bell. Got more movement speed than God.

SPEAKER_04 37:05

Yeah, we are treating it. It doesn't, it's not relevant, but it's gonna come up if it comes up again. The warning bell is difficult terrain. And that's fine. Like I said, it's not relevant now, but if it comes up again, you know, Jeff is gonna try to go through it and like it's a speed boost or something.

SPEAKER_06 37:18

I remember it was difficult terrain. You said that last time. I also rolled a 1-1-3-6 to heal myself.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

Uh speaking of healing myself, uh, one to move, spark transcessent uh transcendence on Scars of the Survivor. Here comes the heal. 21 healing. And that puts me back in Titan Breaker, so here comes the swing. Eight plus nineteen for a twenty-seven. This is a twenty-seven hit.

SPEAKER_05 37:50

Off guard. It does. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:52

Yeah, he's not as armored as the shield maiden.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Okay, s 18 damage. Is he gonna die?

SPEAKER_03 38:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

That's my turn. He is near death now.

SPEAKER_01 38:07

Give me a will save. I got 19 hit points back from my lesser healing. Alex or blast. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_06 38:12

That's more than I did from 4010. Life? I got uh, let's see here, 35.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

Pass.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

Um, 25.

SPEAKER_01 38:21

Fail. 22.

SPEAKER_04 38:25

Really close to a critical fail.

SPEAKER_06 38:27

28.

SPEAKER_04 38:28

Fail. Uh so everyone except uh Pops is frightened. One and will take the following damage. 24. That's a good roll. 24 points of mental damage. You guys do not want to critically fail this. Actually, I think Pops might have won.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

Yeah, I made me scared and I ran away.

SPEAKER_04 38:52

Beginning of round nine. Round nine.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

This is a big fight.

SPEAKER_04 38:58

We're gonna take a step down. We're gonna sustain the spell. This attack is on Violet. 36.

SPEAKER_05 39:06

Um, that's a hit.

SPEAKER_04 39:10

Uh 10 points of force damage from this staff. This glowing divine staff. And then he's gonna reach out, touch the bell, and begin to pray.

SPEAKER_05 39:22

Is that a manipulate?

SPEAKER_04 39:24

Um interact. Does interact have manipulation? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 39:29

Uh hammer swing. I'm gonna get good at it.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

Hammer time.

SPEAKER_05 39:33

16 on the dice minus my two for second is uh 14 plus 17 is 31.

SPEAKER_03 39:39

Uh, that's a hit.

SPEAKER_05 39:40

Hell yeah. Absolute minimum damage. Yes. Six points of damage.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

What is going on?

SPEAKER_06 39:45

Holy crap. He just doesn't know how to use the hammer. We're cursed today.

SPEAKER_04 39:49

You guys hear the bell toll again. It is ominous, but this time you think that uh it wasn't just you, the undead, that hurt it. Violet.

SPEAKER_05 40:00

Um, Violet is going to shield taunt, you fight me. And then attempt a wretch, so he's gonna try to throw up on him for flavor. Gardas used to do that. I rolled a natural one. Oh my god. Are you gonna keep ruining my sickened valley?

SPEAKER_04 40:15

I've established this.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

Alright, there we go. Got that. Don't critically fail. And then swing. Um minus three. 26 to hit.

SPEAKER_04 40:31

Because of the frame, that's a hit.

SPEAKER_05 40:34

Um 14 points of damage. Not minimum damage that time.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

Violet's eyes are watering. It puked all down the front of herself.

SPEAKER_05 40:48

That's it. That's it. That's reactions. Ari.

SPEAKER_01 40:52

Ari will continue with rallying Anthem, and then she will try an occult knowledge roll on the bell.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

Natural one. Oh wow. Um, and then she will do guidance on pops.

SPEAKER_04 41:13

If you can just get this thing off the ceiling and roll it back with you, it'll solve all your problems. Perfect. You just need to take it with you.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

Guys, focus on taking the bell.

SPEAKER_04 41:23

When has already ever steered you wrong? Gardas.

SPEAKER_06 41:27

Um.

SPEAKER_04 41:29

Don't forget to check your conditions.

SPEAKER_06 41:31

Yeah. I'm gonna touch myself again to heal 4d8 this time. It's still not great. 13. Um. Let's see here. Then I think I'm just going to cast. I do have that. Holy light at him. Uh, so put forth my hands in a beam of light just launches at him. And range spell attack. Uh dirty thirty.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

That hits.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

Underneath the bell.

SPEAKER_01 42:11

He squats down.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

Just blows his knees up. Uh, twenty-nine, actually, because I'm the frightened, I forgot.

SPEAKER_06 42:17

Okay. Oh, where'd it go? I lost it. How much damage does it do? A thousand. Five d6. Wow. It's crazy got a thousand from five d6.

SPEAKER_05 42:30

Those are some good d6s. Nice.

SPEAKER_06 42:33

Seven, eight, eleven, sixteen. Twenty-one points of uh fire damage. Plus five d6. Is he unholy?

SPEAKER_04 42:46

He is not.

SPEAKER_06 42:47

I think he's unholy. I mean he's holy now. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 42:51

You guys thought all of them were corrupted, and not all of them were corrupted. It's just- This guy might have been trying to do a f do you a favor by saying, get out of here, but your holy light just cremates him on the spot.

SPEAKER_06 43:03

Just blasts a hole through him and like cauterizes it perfectly so you can just see right through.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

Pops.

SPEAKER_02 43:10

Oh no, we're still in turn order.

SPEAKER_03 43:12

This isn't over.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

Cow champ more like cow can't. We need to learn about the bell. Yeah. I mean, I've got um I've got religion. I think that's what I'll try for. I'll try uh what's my arcana? No, I'll try and I'll try a religion. 13 on dice plus religion 14 for a 27.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

That is dangerously close to a critical fail.

SPEAKER_02 43:39

Ooh. Okay, religion's not good.

SPEAKER_04 43:42

This is a very high level artifact that you guys are dealing with. Uh religion is good. I'm just saying these DCs are uh crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:51

Um wasn't close with my natural one.

SPEAKER_06 43:55

Was was uh cause I so I thought our uh lantern was They were keeping our lantern like in the bell or secured around the bell. Is our lantern like underneath where the ball clacker would be?

SPEAKER_04 44:09

I thought you were done with your turning out of actions.

SPEAKER_06 44:11

I'm asking a question. I mean we haven't been.

SPEAKER_04 44:13

That sounds like an that sounds like a check. Like you want to go investigate the bell to me.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

Pops will investigate the bell. Perception. Yeah, give me uh perception. Sure. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:23

It also might be good to look if there's anything on this guy's body or where his body was.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

Okay. Check out the bell. That's a natural two. Perception 16 for 18.

SPEAKER_04 44:37

Um, you again, it's just the bell. It's just the dome part of the bell. There's no clapper. Uh, there's nothing underneath it. Um. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:46

Um, and then final action. Shrug.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

Maybe look around the room.

SPEAKER_02 44:55

Yeah. I yeah, I'll I'll uh I will perceive the room. I won't walk over to the body and check it out, but I'll look around the room. Perception?

SPEAKER_04 45:04

Sure. Unless you wanted to roll that check over.

SPEAKER_02 45:08

Um, yeah, I could roll the same check. I I've rolled an 18. It doesn't particularly matter to me. Whatever you decide. So um uh that'll be a 33. 34, sorry.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

Uh one of the things you notice uh pops is the blue flames, though they are not destroying anything, seem to have caught the room on fire. They seem to be on the walls, on the floor, onto the ceiling. It's almost as if this room is engulfed with this blue ephemeral flame uh that doesn't actually seem to be damage anything or filling the room with smoke. And then we will go to the end of round nine. Everyone give me a will save.

SPEAKER_05 45:52

Ooh, 19 on the dice. Minus my three for second is sixteen, plus uh fourteen is thirty.

SPEAKER_03 45:58

Pass.

SPEAKER_05 45:59

Twenty-four.

SPEAKER_03 46:00

Fail.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

Pass.

SPEAKER_01 46:04

Twenty.

SPEAKER_04 46:05

Critical fail.

SPEAKER_01 46:08

It's okay, the damage will probably kill me.

SPEAKER_02 46:11

Don't die.

SPEAKER_04 46:12

Uh so who failed? It was Pops, you're frightened one.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

And take 31 points of mental damage. That's a crazy roll. Uh four sixes on that roll. And then Ari critically failed. So she goes to frightened two.

SPEAKER_01 46:31

Is it 62 damage?

SPEAKER_04 46:33

No. Okay. It's a different roll.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:36

Thank god. Uh it might be better to just go down. 43 points of mental damage. Okay. And you are fleeing as long as you remain frightened.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

The the door's blocked, so.

SPEAKER_01 46:48

Frightened two?

SPEAKER_04 46:49

Uh yes. Then it is the beginning of round 10. Violet.

SPEAKER_05 46:57

I'm gonna try to check the bell, check the guy's body. I'll do the body first.

SPEAKER_04 47:01

Okay. You're rifling through his stuff.

SPEAKER_05 47:03

Yeah. Uh perception um 27. It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 47:11

Um, you notice that he has a torch, he has a key on him, uh, plus one striking spear. And some hide armor.

SPEAKER_05 47:22

Uh check out the bell, I guess, for an action. Do you want to just roll that over or do a new roll?

SPEAKER_04 47:26

Uh perception check?

SPEAKER_05 47:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:28

Um, yeah, so 27 you said? So yeah, I mean, uh, everything that uh Pop saw. It seems to be mostly a regular bell suspended from the ceiling, uh, about eight feet off the ground. Uh sorry, about six feet off the ground. Um you can like bend over and walk underneath it, sort of thing, because the bell itself is like, I don't know, two and a half feet. It's massive, massive bell. Um the blue flames are pouring out of the mouth of this bell and filling up the room. They're moving incredibly unnaturally. Uh, but other than that, you don't see anything else specific about this bell, and you're confident you've been pretty thorough.

SPEAKER_06 48:06

Yeah, we should probably just leave the room and uh at least at the very least leave the room and regroup to where we're not taking 30 points of mental damage each turn.

SPEAKER_05 48:15

Okay, I'll spend my last action toughen it towards the door.

SPEAKER_04 48:20

Uh going under the bell is difficult terrain.

SPEAKER_05 48:22

Well, I can go. I just want to make sure you're on my 5, 10, 15. It's still better to go around. Yeah, I end up in the same spot. Okay. Ari.

SPEAKER_01 48:32

Ari turns and hands flailing in the air. She runs and screams as she closes the door. Uh as she goes to the next door. So it would be two actions to get to that door and then um last action.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

I think that one's open. Yeah. Okay. That one's open. The next one is okay. Again, I don't know which one we closed.

SPEAKER_04 48:56

I think it's closed. I just don't think it's the one that's barred.

SPEAKER_02 48:58

Yeah, the one that's barred is the next door open.

SPEAKER_01 49:01

I just closed it now because I thought that it was the one that was barred. So it's you guys left it open? I well, Pops ran through it, and then I think he barred the other door.

SPEAKER_04 49:11

Yeah, he barred the outside door. Yeah. And then probably didn't take an action. So it's probably open. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

Yeah, so she that was 35 feet. She has um a total of 75, so she'll probably just get to the other door.

SPEAKER_04 49:24

To the other door. So you see this door, uh, the top part of it has just been hacked open. It's been broken up broken. So uh, you know, three feet off the ground, the door is just caving in, and there's a guy on the other side hacking away at it, trying to get into this room. Um, and you can see him there.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

She's like, help me get out of here!

SPEAKER_05 49:48

Uppies. Uppies. Gardis.

SPEAKER_06 49:52

Uh I'm going to run over here next to the body, grab the key that's on the body, and then run away. And I can get here. So I have whatever key this was.

SPEAKER_03 50:12

Okay. Pops.

SPEAKER_06 50:15

Pops is going to strike the bell. It has a hardness of 20. It's it's hard to break.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

You might not be trying to break it.

SPEAKER_04 50:25

What are you striking with? Your club?

SPEAKER_02 50:26

My club.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

To ring it. Maybe something happens when you ring the bell.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

Ring my pops.

SPEAKER_01 50:30

He's just trying something.

SPEAKER_02 50:32

That's a three on dice. Plus 19 for a uh 22.

SPEAKER_04 50:39

That's a miss.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

I hit the wall instead.

SPEAKER_04 50:43

I just like to think that like you hit the bell but not hard enough that like nothing happens. It doesn't even like swing on the rope. It just dink.

SPEAKER_02 50:50

Um I'm gonna swing again with maps. Why not?

SPEAKER_04 50:53

Because I get to draw a critical.

SPEAKER_02 50:55

Hey, 18 on dice plus 19 for a uh uh 30. Come on, Brain. 37 minus 5. 37 minus 5, 32.

SPEAKER_04 51:07

You got it. That's a hit.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Sweet. Um, and then I was in Titan Breaker, so we're going to control the nice. Almost max damage. So that's uh 15 plus 12 for 27.

SPEAKER_04 51:29

Uh seven points of damage to the bell. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 51:34

Does it do anything? Makes an ominous noise.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

Okay, that's two actions and he prayed and touched the bell.

SPEAKER_01 51:42

I don't know if I guess you did a religion check.

SPEAKER_04 51:45

Um You dented a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

I dented a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 51:49

And it looks a little scuffed up now.

SPEAKER_02 51:51

It's pretty pretty solid though. Um. Pops is gonna try one more thing, because I'm pretty sure we're gonna go into retreat no matter what next round, but I feel like I've got enough time. So I'm gonna take a move action. I'm gonna move under the bell.

SPEAKER_04 52:08

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

And that's my turn.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

I need Vox, Gardas, and Pops to give me little saves.

SPEAKER_05 52:15

Hey, natural 20.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

Nice. Look at you go.

SPEAKER_04 52:18

You are temporarily immune to the warning bell for the next 24 hours. Oh, sick, wow.

SPEAKER_06 52:24

26.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

You're gonna have to remind me of that.

SPEAKER_06 52:26

Stay in there. Right in the turn around.

SPEAKER_01 52:29

One of those times you write something down.

SPEAKER_02 52:31

Actually, go get the spear. Can I can I retcon my my positioning? Could I just be right next to it?

SPEAKER_01 52:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 52:41

So where you were? Yeah, essentially.

SPEAKER_01 52:44

So you didn't take your last turn.

SPEAKER_02 52:46

Like, I'll I will give that up just to be in the spot that I want to be in.

unknown 52:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 52:49

Uh, what did you get, Pops?

SPEAKER_02 52:51

I let's here. Nine on dice plus uh uh twenty-six. Fail. Twenty-one.

SPEAKER_04 52:57

Oh, fail. Um you get the frame condition, and the damage comes to 28. Ooh, that's a good roll. 28 points of mental damage. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:14

Princess 2. Yeah, I'm gonna have to run after this turn. Actually, I should probably run right now.

SPEAKER_01 53:21

I thought the point was to get out of the room.

SPEAKER_06 53:23

Yeah, I don't know what he was doing.

SPEAKER_02 53:25

I'm I'm sciencing.

SPEAKER_01 53:27

Sciencing.

SPEAKER_06 53:28

All of a sudden Violet just stands up, just unbothered by the flames.

SPEAKER_07 53:34

Guys, we keep staying here all night.

SPEAKER_04 53:37

It is Violet's turn.

SPEAKER_05 53:39

Okay. Now that Violet's immune, I'm gonna get real cocky. Okay. And I'm gonna go back down to the dude. Get the spear at least. Yeah, and just recover the spear. Okay. Uh, because we can use the runes and stuff. Um, and then um. I wish I was trained in anything that I thought would be useful for the bell. Do you guys think I could nature check it to disarm the bell?

SPEAKER_01 54:03

No.

SPEAKER_05 54:03

Uh, so I'll spend my 20 feet of movement then to move back towards the door.

SPEAKER_04 54:08

Ari.

SPEAKER_01 54:09

Ari is fleeing, so I think she's going to try to like climb this door.

SPEAKER_04 54:14

Yeah, it seems like a tumble through action.

SPEAKER_01 54:17

Um, should do I need to do like some sort of a climb check or I think it's the tumble through.

SPEAKER_04 54:22

The tumble check. It's just acrobatics. Because you're gonna try to get through the door and this guy's space. An acrobatics check against the enemy's reflex DC. As soon as you try to enter its space.

SPEAKER_01 54:35

Of course. I rolled a natural 20. Oh. I didn't want to go through the sky's space. I wanted to stay on this side of the door.

SPEAKER_05 54:47

You know you can voluntarily fail checks, right?

SPEAKER_01 54:49

Not right now. She's trying to run away.

SPEAKER_04 54:52

Uh yeah, thank you, Courtney. I think that's right. Um, so you just treat his square as difficult terrain.

SPEAKER_01 54:58

Okay, so um, difficult terrain, so that's gonna be ten feet to get past him. Um, she'd probably s be right there. And then she has that's an action, right? Or tumble through. Do I get my move? Let's read it. Let's figure that out.

SPEAKER_04 55:17

You stride up to your speed during this movement. You can try to move through the space of one enemy, attempt the acrobatics check. Uh you can tumble through using climb, fly, swim, or another action instead of stride at the appropriate environment. Okay. Uh success, you move through the enemy's space, treating the square in its space as difficult to rain. If you do not have enough speed to move all the way through its space, you get the same effect as the failure. So it's just part of your movement, and that's where it's difficult to rain. But it is an action.

SPEAKER_01 55:46

Boop. She moves. Down the hallway. She's about I think she's past the bathrooms now. Um, almost to the eastern gate. Is that correct?

SPEAKER_04 55:58

Yeah, it looks like uh, you know, you made it to I don't know. Like uh two o'clock, three o'clock position.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

Yeah, so I think she's right outside of the door where we went in and fought um the lady.

SPEAKER_06 56:16

Fin Fang.

SPEAKER_01 56:16

Fin Fang, right?

SPEAKER_04 56:18

Yep, right outside that door.

SPEAKER_01 56:20

Okay. Still screaming. At the end of her turn, she stopped screaming because she's no longer frightened. Well, she's she's scared, but not technically frightened. Her heart is pounding out of her chest. She's like, What did I do? Where am I? Why am I why am I running? Where is everyone?

SPEAKER_05 56:42

Uh, Gardas, it is your turn. I think it's Discomporeate time. Guys, we should get out of here.

SPEAKER_06 56:48

Yeah, I think so. We should probably let Ari know.

SPEAKER_04 56:53

Oh shit! You step outside the door and you see standing there is one of these enforcers wielding a sword two-handed. What have you done with Cow Chen?

SPEAKER_06 57:06

Oh, he's dead. He's got a hole in him. Um how many actions is that? Is the incorporeal thing? I believe it's one. One.

SPEAKER_02 57:16

Let's see. I don't have the list. That's right here. Two. Um okay. Dematerialize. Yep, there it is. Yeah. Um, okay.

SPEAKER_06 57:35

One round. Oh, can sustain for up to five rounds. Okay. So we're just getting out of here, right? Yeah. Time to death. Are we gonna like are we gonna like uh are we can still be seen though. We're not invisible when we do this. So are we stepping outside and just leaving this place and we'll come back tomorrow? Or that seems safe. Okay, I don't want to do something, and then everybody else decide later that we don't want to do that anymore.

SPEAKER_01 58:04

You're growing.

SPEAKER_06 58:07

Uh so I guess I see him, I kind of freak out a little bit, and like it's a natural ghost reaction to just turn incorporeal. So it's like, oh shit. I just sort of like pass my arm through the door, just testing it out. Hey, look at this.

SPEAKER_01 58:24

So you wasted your last turn.

SPEAKER_06 58:26

No. My first action was to step through the door. My second two my last actions were to turn incorporeal, and then I'll just sustain it and walk out.

SPEAKER_00 58:35

Pops, let Ari know.

SPEAKER_02 58:37

Where is she?

SPEAKER_00 58:38

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 58:39

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 58:40

Pops.

SPEAKER_02 58:42

Okay, uh Pops is going to. He's going to Well, he knows that she went yelling and screaming out of the room. And uh I think he probably heard some of the commotion.

SPEAKER_01 58:54

You also want your do you have to retrieve your other part of your weapon?

SPEAKER_02 58:57

It comes to me whenever I Oh nice. Yeah. It will just fly to me like Milnir.

SPEAKER_01 59:01

Mirneur.

SPEAKER_02 59:02

Mir. I I wanted to do the other thing, but I'll probably die if I try it, so I'm just gonna we'll go into full retreat here. I will do do I will activate my dematerialize two actions, and then I will step into the hall. Oh, I guess I gotta do it the hard way.

SPEAKER_04 59:28

As soon as you try to stop stop.

SPEAKER_02 59:30

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 59:31

You go over to the wall and you see these blue flames have permeated the wall. Uh-huh. And they will not let you face through. Okay. You saw Gardas move through the door. You saw his arm move in and out through the door, but you can't seem to penetrate through this wall.

SPEAKER_02 59:46

Okay, so that's 10 feet of movement. And I can go third ten plus two 35, and I've got 40 right now. So can I step through this wall? Or uh I can go here and then sidestep right there.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:04

Which is?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:05

Uh 40 feet.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:07

Into the antechamber. Into the antechamber.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

Closer to the mercenary and just left of Gardas. Yep, and that is my turn.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:15

I need Gardas and Pops to give me will saves.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:19

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:21

Pops isn't in the room anymore. Yeah. This is bad. Same. I need Gardas and Pops to give me will saves.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

I was never in the room.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:28

27.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:29

Fail.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:31

Um. 24.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:37

Fail. Uh frightened one and only 19 points of mental damage.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:41

How are you doing, Pops?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:43

Um, hopefully we can get this figured out in the next round.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:50

It is the beginning of round 12, Violet.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:54

Um, Violet is going to. You've got time. Go investigate the bell.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:59

No.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:01

Violet is going to move up and front of Pops. Shielding Taunt, the mercenary enforcer. And shove him. Does ask fortitude? Yeah. Okay. Um, 35 shove him.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:24

Critical shove.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:25

It's just sick. He takes 20 points of damage and goes back 10 feet. Damn. Kind of bounces off the wall.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:31

Yeah, I didn't know where else to put him. Stumbling around.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:36

That makes sense. Smash him into the wall, he bounces off.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:41

Ari.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:42

Okay. Ari will use her last second spell slot to go invisible. And then she's going to start making her way back up towards her friends. She's trying to like tiptoe. I'm really zoomed out so I can't see how far I'm going. Two actions to cast and one action to move. She's still like.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:07

But quietly.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:08

Yes, of course.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:09

This guy steps up, still wielding his sword two-handed.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:15

Can I attack him for that? For walking up to you? Yeah. Is that as is it when they leave a square that you're going to do? Okay. Alright, I'll take it.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:25

I still don't know how attacks of opportunities are.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:27

I'm learning.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:29

Um. Okay. Alright, one action move, second action. No! Couchen was our only hope!

SPEAKER_05 1:02:37

It says a creature within your reach uses a manipulate action or a move action.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:41

Keep going.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:42

Makes a ranged attack or leaves a square during a move action.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:46

He did take a move action. You took a move action.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:49

Not into the square, though. Like he wasn't in the square when you took that move action. He was 15 feet back when he took the move action.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:57

It doesn't it we never hit people when they move up to us unless they're moving through several squares.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:04

You guys really don't want to play that way either. Yeah. If they have an AL, they get to use it on you.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:10

That's crazy. Alrighty, what's he doing?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:13

Natural 20.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:14

Why?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:15

Boo. That's a crit.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:16

With the bastard sword. I know you cheat.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:19

He's got that screen.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:23

34 points of slashing damage.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:25

Oh wait, I get damage resistance. Yep, you sure do. Hang on, I need to know how much because it's important right now. I've forgotten.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:31

Uh for the ghost power thing, it's 10. No, it's for its class. It's double your level plus 20.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:38

If you have resistance from ghost powers, though, they might be more than you get from your class.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:43

I thought he was getting like eight.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:44

So it was 34, you said? 34. So. Okay. Cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:50

Second attack. 26?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:56

That's a miss. Okay. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:01

Okay. Oh my god. Uh, I can't remember. Do I need to be wait. You have to sustain. Yeah, I I do have to sustain. Close the door. I mean, I don't have. Well, it depends. Can he? Message is one action. Uh, do I do I have to see the person I'm casting message to? What does it say? I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:24

I'll look up your spell.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:26

Uh it doesn't say anything about sight, but range 120 feet.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:30

Your mouth works quietly, uh, they're transferred directly to the ears of the target.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:34

No, no, but they must be able to see you. Wait, no, that says the target can give a brief response, but they must be able to see you. I mean, most spells you have to be able to see stuff, but I thought message was possibly different.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:49

Yeah, I'll say you can get something to her, but she can't get something back.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:53

Yeah, okay. Um, so then I am going to uh one action sustain, one action cast message, and say, Ari, we're going incorporeal and getting the fuck out of here. And then just walk through the wall.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:13

Which wall?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:14

Uh the wall to the north-ish.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:16

Yeah, and as soon as you get there, it stops you. The blue flame that has incorporated this entire thing. Wait, there's still blue flame out here?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:28

Well, then I wouldn't have done that.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:30

You didn't know. I think.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:35

Alright. We got we got five rounds to Then I'm gonna can I close the door?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:39

Sure. Oh no, you're out of actions. Pops.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:43

Pops is going to I keep pushing we we everyone keeps pushing the buttons at the same time.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:50

I was having fun with it.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:51

Now the door is haunted. I wish I could see.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:54

Pops is going to Oh shit, we can't get out of here.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:57

Somebody close the door.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:58

Shift his transcendence. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:04

Please close the door. It's too late.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:07

Um. Yeah, I'll I'll close the door before I activate uh Thousand League uh sandals.

unknown 1:06:15

Boop.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:16

Okay, so how dare you? And the door is haunted. Um so Gardas and Violet and me all get a move action.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:26

Sick.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:28

So we need to uh Pops will probably say um, you know, maybe uh maybe we can exit from the um from the lumber room, climb a ladder and get out that way.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:41

No, there are no windows big enough.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:44

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:45

Yeah. I mean that's the open and get off the roof, just jump off. I guess so.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:52

Is this door closed? Did Ari close it behind her? I doubt.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:56

That door should be open, I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:58

Yeah. She was not closing any doors. She climbed up and over the mercenary and then kept running.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:08

Oh, is it a concentrate action to keep your Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:11

If you are for the d dematerialize.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:17

Uh so then I guess I'd leave this door open. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:23

Uh I'm gonna get killed by this guy. Me too.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:27

Violet.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:28

Are you in Camporeal? Oh, yeah, I am.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:31

I am going to also incompore. Okay. So two actions to incomporeal.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:35

We just need to not run into one of those people with the torch.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:38

And um, I'll spend my last action to move out.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:45

Um, those of you that are incomporeal, this door that I have open here on the farthest north side, the one that you use to get in and out of the tunnel, um, you do not need to treat it as difficult terrain if you are incomporeal. You can just move through the bottom half of it. Okay. Uh after Violet, we go to Ari.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:05

Okay. Ari heard the message. She would like to see um if she can still find her friends, uh, and she's going back towards the messed up door. Is and this door is open.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:21

And you see another one of these guys around the corner who does not see you.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:27

Uh, so she just moved. How far? 40 feet. She's still invisible. She'll go right inside the door. And she sees her friends. Um.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:43

So you're not. Are you incorporeal too? No, she's just invisible.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:46

The door is still kind of there.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:47

So it's good as well. You especially would have to like physically climb uh the bottom half of this door. So what had happened, just in case people forgot, this is where uh Pops put half of his club or his yeah, half of his twin star, only the worthied. So they were sitting here trying to get it open, just clunk clunk clunk couldn't do anything. So they broke open the top half, the part where this club wasn't sitting, and have climbed in over the top. Uh, you tumbled through the first time by going over him and the door. Uh, but if you want to get back in, it's gonna be another tumble through or a climb. You can do athletics or acrobatics.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:27

So I think she's just gonna kind of pull herself up and like she's at the edge of the door and she kind of just like grabs it and pulls. She's like, ow, splinter. And she'll see her friends there. Um, I don't know if you wanted to do a seek action for that.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:41

Um it's hard to miss Violet.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:44

So she's hard to miss Pops while he's like glowing and strobing.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:48

That was 50 feet, so that's two move actions. And um then I think she's just going to back up a bit. Because she saw that guy, and wait.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:04

This mercenary. So how does it work? Can they not hit you while you're incorporeal?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:08

Says I can't be touched.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:10

Uh, I think incorporeal creatures take like half damage or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:17

Dematerialize, doo-doo-doo, cause your body to flicker and fade, become truly ghost like an appearance, and becoming unable to touch or be touched in turn. You become incorporeal for one round and constain up to So Incorporeal. And we're on our second round of Incorporeal.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:37

They usually have resistance against all damage except force damage and damage from strikes with the ghost touch rune property. With double the resistance against non against non-magical damage. I would treat it like we're like an occorporeal like the boar that we fought back and when we were like level one or two.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:56

Yeah, and then if they have a ghost touch, you guys are just kind of screwed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:00

So ghost touch would would override the resistance. Or force would.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:08

So he can walk up and swing at you. He does not have ghost touch. So I don't know what resistances you have and don't have and which ones are stronger, but he's gonna swing at you. Gardas. Raising his hands. In fury. That's not a great roll, but it'll be a 24 to hit.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:29

Miss.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:30

24 is a miss. Second attack. Natural 20.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:35

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:36

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:37

What the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:39

This is not okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:46

So then I'm down, dying too.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:48

Well, we do the ghost thing now.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:51

Oh yeah. However, that works.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:54

Oh yeah. So you're just exposed to sold all that just to be exposed to this curse.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:58

You're fine. You shrug curses off all the time. Diseases, curses, whatever.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:08

Well, no, that was that was the one that we changed.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:12

You still have to do like we don't have normal dying rules.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:16

Yeah. You still have to do the soul degradation.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:18

So you take a massive blow from this guy as he tries to uh dissipate your smoky form. Give me a will save.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:27

Natural one. No. Oh, buddy. Buddy.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:33

What's natural one do?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:36

There's been so many. I hope somebody tallies up how many natural ones have been rolled this episode.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:40

There's been at least eight now.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:41

Yeah. It's bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:44

We're just right on the door. Just so people know. You're down. I have three hit points left. How many hit points do you have left?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:51

13.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:51

Life? How many do you have?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:52

13.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:53

So we are on the absolute door of a TPK.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:57

Our escape plan doesn't work. Completely failed.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:01

Completely failed. I mean, we found that guy's key.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:04

Maybe it opens a gate.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:05

It just opens his like drawer at the end of his bed. It's a spank bank.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:11

I think I really our only hope here is to get to a gate and try the key.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:14

He just has books and robes in there, non-magical in his diary, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:18

Yeah. Yeah, if Gardas doesn't. How's soul degradation work, Tony? Is Tony gonna haunt this place forever? I'm sorry, is Jeff gonna haunt this place forever?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:30

Apparently we all are. Again, he's still uh each time a dying transmission would normally gain the wounded condition.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:38

Okay. So he's down. He's still down.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:39

He's still down.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:40

Oh, so I'm still dying too.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:42

Yeah. Yeah. You're not exposed to uh soul degradation yet.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:46

Until I gain the wounded condition. Okay, so that natural one doesn't count.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:50

Sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:51

Hooray. You guys need all the handouts you can. I win one.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:54

Uh that was his uh he moved, swung twice.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:57

And does that change his his order?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:59

Gardas will now move. Thank you, life. Pops.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:04

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:05

You can see that. Yeah. Uh you heard it for sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:09

Yeah. Pops is going to.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:13

Hey Gardus, you're no longer a freeard. Yay! Which is a little ironic.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:19

Okay, Pops is going to move over to Gardas. Pops is gonna pick Gardas up. And then Pops is gonna go back into the other room.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:35

So I think we've just been treating that as encumbered while you're trying to move people.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:39

Yeah, so half speed.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:40

No, it's not. That might be 5e rules, but encumbered here, you're clumsy one and take a minus 10 foot penalty to all your speed.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:47

If you get hit by that bell again, you're down. I don't know how far you're going. I can't see. But if you go back to the bell, you will go down. And Gardas will take damage too, probably.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:59

So I'm doing I'm doing half speed.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:01

No, it's a minus 10.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:02

Minus 10.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:02

Don't listen to Jeff.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:03

Uh so that's so then I could go all the way over here to the door.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:07

But I also don't know it's one action to move, one action to pick him up, one action to flee. Yeah, yeah. So you can go 40 feet. What's your movement speed?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:14

Sorry, sorry. Uh it's 40 right now, so you can only go 30 feet from Gardas. Yeah, so that's 20 right there is what it's showing me. So anymore.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:24

So yeah, you can you can get to like I can't make the thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:28

Like here. Right here. Yeah. Okay, and I got I got Gardas with me. Slumped over your shoulder. Yeah. And um that's that's everything he can do. He's whispering a quiet prayer.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:46

Another one of these enforcers comes up, spins an action to get through. What's going on in here? Oh my ghosts!

SPEAKER_02 1:15:54

And uh Don't say ghosts. It makes us so mad.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:00

Pharasma protect me. Uh that's all of his actions. So we will go to the beginning of round 14, Violet.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:07

Um This is a real dilly of a pickle.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:10

Violet, go try the key.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:13

I On what? On a gate. Well, we don't know if the gates will be locked.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:18

Oh well, go try a gate.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:20

We're right next to the north gate, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:22

I have the key. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:25

If you have any health pots on you, it might be worth trying to do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:32

Uh so uh did you it's an action to get over the door, right? Oh, okay. Oh no, uh, we were treating it as difficult terrain. R is the one that has to like spend an action to get through it. He just steps over.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:42

Yeah, it's difficult terrain. Difficult terrain. You that still takes a movement. That still takes a turn, though, right, to get over the door. So it'd be like a turn to the door. No, I shouldn't.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:50

No, it's difficult terrain.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:52

It's just 10 feet for that square.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:53

Okay. So yeah, I have plenty of movement to get there then. Okay. Um, so I can get all the way to the gate.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:00

Yep. All three actions to the gate?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:03

All three actions to the gate.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:05

Is the gate blue flame too? Is it like the entire outer perimeter, basically?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:08

Oh, that's a good question. Can I walk through that door? Because I would I would if I could.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:15

Um, you want to try it?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:17

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:17

Just charging at the door?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:18

Yeah, just straight try to walk through the door.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:20

Oh, you also have to sustain.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:21

Yeah, you'd have to sustain.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:22

Oh, sustain. Oh, yeah. So if I sustain, then I'm back here. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:26

God damn it.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:27

Okay. There we go. Sustain two actions.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:30

Okay. It's Ari's turn.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:32

Uh yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:33

Ari will go. Um, she goes ten feet over. I'm using my my uh directional pads.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:40

Let's see Violet run through the door.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:42

That would be ten feet. Um, and then if I cast a healing spell, could it could I do it on an incorporeal creature?

SPEAKER_06 1:17:57

Yeah, you can cast spells on incorporeal.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:59

Are you yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:03

Okay. So then um she'll look over from my view. I can see like two-thirds, maybe a little bit more, of Pops' square. Can I see Gardas as well?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:17

I'm being dragged.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:19

Well, he's on his shoulder. He's on my shoulder. Yeah, yeah. I just can't see his token. So I'm just and also the door is like halfway up, so hold up.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:26

To be fair, Pops' speed minus ten feet is more than my speed.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:33

Why does that matter anymore?

SPEAKER_06 1:18:34

Because he's carrying me.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:36

I'm asking if I can see you.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:37

Yeah. But you're you asked about healing, so if you're gonna heal me, this is the thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:42

He's gonna get dropped, but again, you can be you don't have to be unconscious to be carried. Gardas is just worried that he's gonna drop him. Oh, you can move on your own and just like throw him to the wolf. I think that's Jeff's interpretation.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:53

You shut up, your character's dead. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:56

You're unconscious. Um, but can ghosts really be unconscious?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:02

So I think what I'm going to do is. Can't I can I see Pops through the door if I'm standing right there?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:09

Yeah, you can see both of them.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:10

Okay. I'm going to. Okay, so I have a fourth level spell left. I want to heal either Pops or Gardas. I'm worried Gardas could potentially heal somebody. I don't know if he will. Um. And I like I can't have both people going down. So I think I'm just gonna hope that Gardas is fine. He's always come through. He's he's no matter what we do, always survives. So she's going to pop a fourth level healing spell, uh, soothe on Pops.

unknown 1:19:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:47

And that will be her turn. I will tell you the uh amount of healing in a second.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:54

Gardas, you're not wounded or doomed or anything like that, are you?

SPEAKER_06 1:19:57

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:00

I also have toughness and die hard. So that makes it easier.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:04

Die hard is good to have right now, because you're only dying two, correct?

SPEAKER_06 1:20:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:07

Okay. Why don't you give us that sweet, sweet recovery check?

SPEAKER_06 1:20:11

And toughness makes it so that your recovery check is like minus one.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:16

Yep. So the DC for you would typically be 12 or 10. Right now it's 11. So I have to roll a 12 or higher.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:24

19. An eleven or higher. Nice. 19. Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:27

Reduce your dying value by one.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:33

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:34

24 plus 16 is 40?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:39

Amazing.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:39

40 hit points back to pops, and you have a plus two status bonus against mental effects for the duration, which is one minute.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:48

You know what, guys, I feel like this is starting to turn around. We should fight these guys. Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:52

Stop it! Knock it off.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:54

This guy runs up to Pops from the south coming through. I think they did it. I think they killed the ritualist. And rolls a 24 to hit Pops.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:10

Miss.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:11

Ooh! Pops' turn.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:14

Okay. Pops is going to see say see you later. And uh if I could grab my character, so that's 10 feet and then hard terrain. Yeah, so you're at 20 now. So 20. Just at five bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:31

Don't step on me. Yeah. Ari's still invisible right outside the door.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:36

Over you.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:38

But you you can feel me like brush against your leg. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:42

Are you in Camporeal too? No, I had to I had to give it up. Oh, okay. So I could get Gardas. Oh, okay. So I don't have it anymore. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:48

And you do know that you were healed, so you have an indication that Ari is around.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:53

Or Gardas just touching Gardas's body healed you.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:57

No, that's that's one action. You could just use an action to touch me. That was 30 feet?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:04

Uh oh, you know, that doesn't seem right because I'm still dragging Gardas, so it'd be 10 feet back, so I'd have to be standing on. You said that was 30 feet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:12

Well then it was incorporeal, so you'd be able to go 25. He's not incorrect. Or not incorporeal, the difficult terrain, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you'd be able to go 25 on the turn.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:19

Okay. So that means right back here. Okay, so that's one action. And so then we'll go another 25. Uh to the door, and we'll try the door.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:31

Uh, it is locked.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:34

Is the lock visible? Is it like a padlock?

SPEAKER_04 1:22:38

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:38

Is it like a padlock?

SPEAKER_04 1:22:39

Yeah, I mean, I was thinking more like actually in the gate, but I mean skeleton key.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:44

I swing on that lock. It's probably the key in my pocket.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:48

Oh, um That's all three of your turns, though, isn't it? To try the door and move twice.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:52

Uh let's see here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess if well, if I walked up and I could see that it was clearly a lock. Well, no, I'll I'll try it. I like that's fine. So uh move, move, try the door, find out it's locked. It's locked.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:02

Yep. Uh this guy, the mercenary that was trying to get us back to the shrine, it's like, wait! I must banish you! And uh it's gonna run into Ari. Physically run into her square uh and stop there.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:20

Uh I feel like he just runs through me and sends me flying.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:24

You know what I was thinking about the mechanics. You know what? I will. I'll roll a shove. Uh so this will be uh athletics against your 42 DC.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:32

Are you still in corporeal?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:34

I've never went in corporeal. She was trying to figure out if you guys actually left the room or not. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:40

That's a uh that's a 16. That's a 16 against your against your 42 DC.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:45

Uh no.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:46

Wow, you do tabletop this guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:49

You like crouch and critical fail?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:53

No. Okay. My fortitude is 12, so it would be 22.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:56

He just steps right over her.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:57

Uh he stops there and he's like, what's happening? And uh he's gonna swing. Are you how does your concealed play?

SPEAKER_01 1:24:03

Uh yeah, I think it's a DC.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:05

DC 10. Flat check. Yeah. Concealed is only five. Hidden is 11. Hidden. Hidden.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:10

Uh I am undetected.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:13

Uh you're no longer you're definitely not undetected anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:15

So the creature can attempt to find the target making it hidden. So I'd be hidden.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:19

Okay. So here's the flat check. 11.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:22

11. 10.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:24

Nice. So he swings blindly at your swear. Um it is the beginning of round 15, ladies and gentlemen. 15. Violet.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:35

Violet's gonna try to. Oh shoot, I'm incamporeal. I guess I could not sustain it anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:42

You could try and walk through.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:43

I'm gonna try to walk through the gate.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:45

Or you could grab the key off of Gardas.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:47

You can't touch him, though, I don't think.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:49

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:50

I don't know how.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:50

That's right. Can I get through there?

SPEAKER_05 1:24:52

You get through there. Hey, Violet makes it out.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:56

That's the that's a first step.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:58

Now the story can continue.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:02

One of them survives. Um, and then I'm going to. I guess Gardas probably won't be in Camporeal anymore, right? Because he had his turn and he's unconscious, he can't sustain. Um, is there anything I can do to help right now?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:15

You could unincorporate and then attack.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:19

But then he's stuck on the other side.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:22

Yeah, I am. I guess I will. There's no reason for me to be in comporeal anymore. Uh so I'm gonna as I move, I'm gonna kinda duck around the corner and then I am gonna dismiss, or I guess I'll just hold. It doesn't really make any difference how you I mean, okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:34

You're burning the last two actions.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:36

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:37

Well, no, I you could maybe ready to attack once it ends or something.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:42

Could I dismiss it? Is it a dismissable?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:44

Concentrate is just um at will, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 1:25:47

Yeah. Spends an action to dismiss. Um I don't even think you have to spend actions to dish. I think you would.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:52

I think it was concentrate on the I just had it here.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:57

Dismissing activations.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:00

Oh, dismiss is one action.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:01

Oh, interesting.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:02

Yeah, dismiss action.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:04

Yeah, because otherwise it would wear off at the end of his turn.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:06

Okay, so yeah, I'll move through the door, I'll dismiss, and then I'll turn around and I'm gonna try to kick that gate open. Here we go.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:13

Does it open in or out? Who knows?

SPEAKER_05 1:26:17

Let's try it out. Uh 17 on dice plus 18 for a 35 athletics to try to get the door open. Wow. I couldn't do much better than that, really.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:32

Why do all the doors come with a climb DC? I don't need that right now.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:36

Miles just climbing on the door, shaking it. Open, open.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:43

Uh oh, a 35? Yeah. Okay. Uh roll your damage. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:50

It was an athletics check to like force it open. Is there still damage?

SPEAKER_04 1:26:53

Yeah, well, yeah, because he's trying to like break the door, and this is the mechanics the game have established for like breaking a door.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:58

I just wasn't sure if you would have needed it to be like an actual attack roll.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:03

How do you want to do it? Um it's just gonna be your whatever you were using.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:09

Unarmed attack.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:11

Tenderizer. Hammer. Eleven points of damage.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:14

No damage.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:15

Oh. It's got resistance.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:18

Yeah, it's an object. They all do. Uh yeah, you're just banging on the door, creating a lot of noise. What's that over there? I think I hear something. Ari.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:28

Okay, Ari's going to move. She's like, okay, gotta go. And she'll go around the corner. I'll s I'll stop there because I can't see. And then that's ten. Uh 25 feet there. And then she'll pop a moderate healing potion.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:46

Gardus recovery check.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:48

So now it's DC. Well, it's B 10.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:51

Because you're dying one.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:53

Yeah. Okay. But it gets minus one. Yeah, but it's 10 plus your dying value. Oh, nine.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:58

So we go up. To dying two.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:01

Is do you have toughness?

SPEAKER_06 1:28:03

Yeah. It reduces it.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:06

Well, that's a it's normally ten, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:28:09

It'd be ten plus your dying value. Your dying value is one, so it was eleven. It's DC 11. Okay. Minus one DC ten. You got a nine, which is a fail, so your dying value increases by one. Yes. I'm so proud of us. Uh so Gardas is now dying too. This mercenary in the far back. Get out of the way! We have to find them! We can't let them get away. This won't end until they're stopped. Is able to get up on Pops. And will swing his sword. That is only going to be a 23 miss. Okay. Pops, it's your turn.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:50

Okay, uh Pops is going to Let's see here.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:56

I got the 31 hit points back.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:59

Pops is. Yeah, Pops is going to grab the key off of Gardas.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:04

One action.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:05

Pops is going to try the key on the door.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:08

It seems to fit.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:10

Uh Pops is going to turn the key.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:12

One action, unlock the door.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:14

Uh and then open it.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:18

You open the gate and just swing open both sides.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:22

We have a chance.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:25

Uh take the key, unlock, open. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:28

That's my turn.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:31

The mercenary in the far, far back can actually get there with only one action. So we'll swing twice on pops. First attack. That's a good roll. 30. You will take. Ooh, that's great damage. 25 points of slashing damage.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:55

And I said swing twice, so here's the next one. 23 to hit.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:00

That's a mess.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:01

Okay. Um, then it is the beginning of round fifth uh 16.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:06

Oh my god. So Violet is going to shielding taunt the mercenary enforcer that's closest to him. So the one that got there first. The one on the left there. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:15

And then I wish there was a taunting icon.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:18

Yeah, that'd be cool. And then uh she's gonna go ahead and make some space. So she's gonna move her movement. So 50 feet trying to get out of this situation. Let's go, hurry.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:32

You can't see me.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:33

Oh. That's right. Let's go, Pops. Bring Gardas.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:41

Is everyone on the same square? Where did everyone go?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:45

I think I think you just put Gardas on top of me.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:48

I'm on the same square. There we go.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:49

You can't be on the same square as him.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:50

I'm uncautious. He's carrying me.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:52

That's not how this works.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:53

He said no. Where did Viola go? Again, she does this a lot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:03

We're dangerously close to Ari.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:06

Ari's going to move through the door. And um, well, actually, she'll cast two action cast.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:15

If there's a way that you can pull me out on your turn.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:18

Pull you out?

SPEAKER_02 1:31:18

Yeah, if you can pull me through the gate. How? With Gardas? No way.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:23

Negative one shot.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:24

Just trip me over the threshold.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:26

She'll pull out the rope of climbing and tell it to go. She she's going to uh move out 20 feet, cast a first level soothe on Gardas.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:42

You should probably give it to me.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:44

Uh first level soothe on pops.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:49

Just leave me be. Yeah, he's got some more dying value. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:53

Okay, that's your turn.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:54

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:56

Uh Gardas. Good old recovery check. DC a 12? 11? 11.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:01

11.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:02

12.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:02

Hey, back to dying one.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:06

How much healing did I get?

SPEAKER_01 1:32:08

You only got seven.

unknown 1:32:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:10

This attack will be on pops. Takes a minus one.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:16

I rolled a natural one.

unknown 1:32:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:19

Natural dirty zero. That doesn't happen very often.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:22

The dirty zero.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:23

It's actually, well, he's also frightened, so uh, negative one. So yeah, does a uh does a 14 hit. Uh definitely not. Second and last attack as he's stumbling around um with the maps. That's gonna be a 16 to hit.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:38

That's a critical fail. That's a crit fail.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:41

Two crit fails in a row, so I'm just gonna end his turn there, Pops.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:44

Okay. Get out. Get out, get out, get out. Oh my god. Pops is going to step through the gate.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:50

You have 30 feet of movement.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:53

Okay. Are you spending all of your actions to move?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:56

I'm gonna spend one action to move. I'm gonna spend another action to close the gate. You're gonna close the gate on them. Just go, just go, just run. Just run. Just get the fuck out of here. I mean, these guys, how fast are these guys? Not as fast as you. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:10

You kind of already know, Pops, that there's nothing really around, especially on two lakes. It's as fast as you. Okay. Even with Garden Side. So we're gonna book it. 90 feet, you kind of just like disappear in front of their eyes, and we fade.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:11

Monster keeps you going. That's their new slogan. Unreleased. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:17

Do you want to not be able to sleep? I don't sleep anyway. You want to be able to feel exactly what your heart is doing. Then drink monster energy drinks.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:27

Courtney, you got a sound check on there?

SPEAKER_01 1:34:29

Baba do ba-doo ba-doo.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:31

Nice. Everybody looks good. Symmetrical and loud.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:36

That's what they call me.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:39

You symmetrical bitch.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:41

That's her nickname at work.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:44

When I'm shaving cubes and holding penises.