85 | Scammed by AI Traffic cameras

Do you think AI would take your job? Do you think it could take over construction? Mechanic?

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SPEAKER_06 0:00

Have we started? Sure. Have you ever been caught jerking your shit in the car while driving? Well, thanks to AI cameras, that is all possible. It's all over. It's just an ad.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Uh that is just imagine though. Here we go. Energy, energy, energy. Energy. Oh, he's edging. He's edging the monster. Edging the white monster.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

Ah, welcome back to the Intersect Podcast, the number one trading podcast in Australia and the world. Well, now there you go. I've said it. Now, what we were just saying before is JP was saying that he actually got caught by AI jerking off in his car, which is pretty crazy, actually. I'm wondering if can I get it waived? Yeah, can you get it waved? Do you reckon you can?

SPEAKER_05 0:46

Firstly, I have to do it. I didn't do that. Don't lie. You sent me the video. Video? That takes a photo, first of all. No, you sent me a video. Of me doing it. Yeah. Jerry my shit.

unknown 0:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 0:58

Yeah. Had I looked. It was a good stroke or yo, nice cog, bro. Thanks. Yeah. Straight out.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

That's what the AI find says, just nice cog.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

Nice coin.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

Yeah. No, I actually want to dive into these AI coins.

SPEAKER_06 1:12

Oh, coins, because we've been swearing. Have we? Well, you said jerking your shit. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

Is shit a swear word? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

How is it not?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

To me's the deciding factor when it comes to swear words. Beautiful. Yeah. I do want to get into these AI cameras because you know there's a lot of innocent people out there getting caught cooking steaks or jerking off in their car when they shouldn't be. Yeah. Not getting they shouldn't be getting caught. Because AI's can't do it.

SPEAKER_06 1:44

Firstly, why did they bring them out? Like, was did you know like the first like week of having them, they made like $30 million or something from fines? That was overeast, but still.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Well, so I was reading a study before that apparently over you're a fucking fan fucking piece of shit, honestly. These fines, heaps of them have been waived, like you were saying. Over a million dollars of them have been waived.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

60%. I think I don't know if that just applies to seatbelt fines, because I think the seatbelt fines are the ones that are really pissing people off. Um and I got done by one myself. Um but apparently, yeah, if you ask to have it waived, 60% of those um have been waived, which is just a crazy. Just I think if it's over 50%, it shows you the system's failed, right? It's flawed, but they don't give a shit because they've that's only the ones that have been requested to be cancelled. Like, imagine how many people just fucking pay it and move on. Well, you said you got yeah, so you got got. Yeah. And the crazy part about that is I wasn't even driving. I was the passenger. You got done as a passenger. And like, you know, my partner gives me shit all the time, but I've never I've never copped a fine or anything in my life. So you're you you're living in GGA6? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:01

The way you drive around is GTA 6 because you pulled up, boom, oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_05 3:07

Beachworth, I didn't know Game. I didn't know we heard as you were down the corner.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

There were people in their front yard like staring at me. I was like, these guys looking at the big we didn't know you were down like that, bro. I was listening to Ludacris, bro. The whitest guy in the world. Like, listen about something. And the base was fucking wild.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

It's it's so funny because a few weeks ago when we did an episode, we I'm pretty sure we did it with a guest. You came in looking like an absolute baller with your gold chain. You had a button up.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

I was like, yo, this dude he could be selling meh, honestly. Yeah, I was going somewhere, I guess. I don't know. I didn't even realize it was that loud. I was just vibing, bro. I'm vibing out to the to looter. Yeah, sorry, uh you were saying so. Anyway, I'm vibing along, I'm lootering up. Anyway, I've never copped a fine for anything. Speeding fine's nothing. Um, and my partner, Lily, is the most by the book driver ever. Hands, 10 and 2, eyes on the road, you know, very, very by the book. And then we get this fine in the mail: $550 and four demerit points. Because me, the passenger, wasn't wearing their seatbelt correctly. It was it was under my arm, which I don't even know I do. It was a subconscious thing. The only reason I wasn't driving would have been because I was drinking and Lily would have been the designated driver. Yeah. Um, but the funny thing is, technically, legally, Lily is the one at fault because it's the driver's responsibility to make sure everybody's wearing their seatbelts properly, which Lily would do. Absolutely, you know, the car wouldn't start if you didn't have your seatbelt plugged in, or it would start, but it would beep and whatever. So, like, obviously, you make sure you have your seatbelts on, but the fact that she's now copped a five, technically, she's copping a $550 fine and four demerit points because I had my seatbelt tucked under my arm. And the picture they sent us is the most ridiculous thing. Like, you can see the seatbelt going across my chest. They just zoom in on the shoulder and just say, we can see it's tucking behind your shoulder and not in front of your shoulder. Ridiculous fine. Way more than like your partner got done for speeding and it's just a hundred bucks. No point.

SPEAKER_06 5:13

That's because that was not uh that was only like eight over.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Yeah, but I mean, still the the difference there, like a hundred dollar fine for just going, you know, breaking the speed a little bit versus $550 because your passenger was wearing their seatbelt, just not properly.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

It's I don't know why it makes me laugh so much because subconsciously, like you just said before, you wear your seatbelt like a baby.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

Yeah, well, it's something I probably did when I was a child. I don't even know. I'm rarely a passenger. So I literally saw it and I was like, as if I was doing that. Like I said, I would have been drinking, it probably just touched my neck a little. I was like, yeah, out of the way. Fuck this, it's pissing me off. Yeah, I saw the camera coming, I was like, fuck you, Lily. Yeah, she was probably pissing me off.

SPEAKER_06 5:56

For reference, I've got a speeding fine for 135 or 34, I think. Because I was overtaking a car, and in the AI photo, you can see me with the car up my ass as I've just pulled in front. And I was like, You're kidding me? But that was what is that 24 over, roughly, the speed limit, and it's only 400 bucks and three demerits.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

Yeah, it's absolutely that's diabolical. The fact that you you're sorry, uh Lily, which I mean, Lily, if you're watching this, drive properly, drive properly, man. Sort your life out. Like, what are you doing? No, the fact that you are just wearing your seatbelt differently, and it's a $500 fine, plus plus demerits, wouldn't it?

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Yeah, four demerit points. Lily, you're gone, you're off the road.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

You man.

SPEAKER_06 6:46

So this would be a bad time to bring this up. But like, did you know you can buy a seatbelt t-shirt, which is just like the picture of the seatbelt? Has anyone tested this theory yet?

SPEAKER_01 6:55

I don't think it would work, surely not. Um, but they're funny. But someone over East uh in Queensland took it to court and actually won this recently, like last month, um, because it was they were driving their mother who was in the passenger seat and again had their seatbelt like tucked under them, and like they're wearing their seatbelt, but it wasn't proper in whatever way. Uh, and they took it to court and won because they argued that it's unsafe to see and monitor that while you're driving. Like I would always make sure every passenger is wearing their seatbelt. Same with all safety checks I do when I drive. I'm a responsible driver, I check that stuff. Then I start driving. If you have your eyes on the road and like you're on a highway doing 100, 110, whatever, and it's nighttime, how are you ever gonna check if your passenger has slipped their seatbelt under their arm? Like it's unsafe to expect someone to do that. So 100%, if you have one of these fines for not wearing a seatbelt properly, or like a passenger not wearing a seatbelt properly, argue that. And then if they still um, because this was another thing the news article said, if you like request to have it reviewed and they still say it stands, then you request to take it to court. Pretty much all the ones going to court are being cancelled. It's not worth their time to go to court.

SPEAKER_06 8:04

Well, it's just taxpayer money paying for taxpayer money to go to court to pay for it's just makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

The whole thing is a scam. Yeah. But I think the thing that also pisses me off is that like if someone didn't have their seatbelt on, sure, they don't have their seatbelt on. It's not uh like that is a safety thing, right? Why would you be getting a fine just because you have it differently?

SPEAKER_01 8:28

Yeah, like because that's the law, it's like not wearing a seatbelt or it's not secured properly. I can't remember what the the wording that they use is, but it's like it's yeah, so so so dumb. Like no cop would ever pull you over and give you a ticket for that. You would get a warning or you would get educated, like it's such a minor infraction.

SPEAKER_06 8:50

You know, it makes sense. You're getting a crash, you're probably gonna lose like a lot of this area versus a girl's.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

I can understand that, yeah. I tell you for now, I would never do that again with that seatbelt. Like I said, I didn't even know I was doing it, but now I'll be conscious of the fact that I would never tuck it under my arm again, knowing how serious the repercussions are.

SPEAKER_06 9:09

Shit, I'll pull up in a in a car of someone, I'll just have a buckle with me. No mist metal arm for me. No seat belt.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

I'll fuck you over, Radio. Like I said, you just get in an argument with someone and you see the camera, you're like, just slip that under my arm. Four points, $550, loser.

SPEAKER_06 9:24

I might just turn around in my seat, but stay in the seatbelt and see what happens.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

Yo, that is that's such a dog movie. If you'd be like AI camera, all right, I'm just gonna do this.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

You're a bitch. So there's a thing happening in London that's been happening for a few years where they set up what's called the ultra-low emission zone, which a lot of big cities have where um certain cars aren't allowed to like enter the city or whatever because they're trying to reduce pollution. Yeah, it's common in Europe at least. And in London, they like reduce the ULES zone. It's called ULES. Um, so my old car, every day that I wanted to drive it in London, I had to pay like $40. Um, and they have cameras set up monitoring this. And if you get caught by the camera, they send you a fine that's way more than $40. You have to proactively go pay your $40 a day. If you don't go proactively pay it and they catch you on the camera, they send you some ridiculous fine, $200 fine, something like that. But there's a movement happening in London where people are just destroying these cameras, over 50% of the cameras they put up. And it's it's like a social media trend. If you look it up online, like London Ulez, you'll see videos of people spray painting them, sawing them off. We need that here. Yeah, we need people to just destroy these cameras because they're these big rigs. You need to like strap a line on it, attach it to your car, pull them over.

SPEAKER_06 10:39

Yeah, it's a trailer, just hook up to it.

unknown 10:42

Take it.

SPEAKER_02 10:44

So those ones that you have in London, are they the ones that are similar to here where it's just like a toe hitch?

SPEAKER_01 10:49

No, no, no. These are permanent fixed cameras, and they're but they're much smaller. So the ones here are like this huge rig. And if you look, the camera that's recording the car has like five cameras recording the camera for security. So they are looking all over. It's got speakerphones on it for like alarms. Like if you were to even stand close to it for too long, it would probably give you some sort of warning.

SPEAKER_02 11:10

Bro, man, I'm just I just don't like the fact that my privacy is is getting taken advantage of, and I could potentially be getting a $500 fine for you know, just not doing I mean, just doing my thing.

SPEAKER_06 11:23

I know Nico, he got done by the AI camera for having because he had like a water bottle between his legs, just sitting there, not allowed to have that, apparently. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 11:33

Bro, what's with all these rules? Let me live.

SPEAKER_06 11:36

This is Outback Australia. I didn't give a vomit. I didn't swear, I didn't get um I grew up obviously up north where it's a lot more remote. I've been driving on the roads, like trucks and stuff, since before I could even get my L plates, and like now it's like, oh well, you can't even, you know, seat belts and this and that, and AI here, and there's so many cameras. I did a breakdown in Pinda, about an hour and a half inland. It was all the way out there in the middle of nowhere.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:05

I was like, why? Well, that's like Perth. I don't know. Have you driven around in Perth much?

SPEAKER_01 12:10

Yeah, yeah. We go to Perth.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

So they have those like those um built-in cameras that are long uh are along the highway. They they just look like a like a cinder block, they don't look like anything. And there was a so the reason why I'm on, if anyone doesn't know or haven't watched any of the previous episodes, I'm still on double or nothing because I lost all my points. Um, my old car, my old Lamborghini, right? That thing hooked, but I would be like a few Ks over, and that thing would like pick me up. And I I got done twice when I went down to uh Bustleton for Christmas and then on the way back from Bustleton. I mean, mind you, I shouldn't be speeding, but the thing with that car was it it didn't feel like uh you were speeding, so you'd just be like, Oh yeah, I'm doing so-and-so, and then you'd be looking down doing 150.

SPEAKER_06 12:58

Yeah, I may have shot him, but I didn't feel like I was shooting him. Hey, man.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

Come on, man. Do you guys have like average speed checks here? Do you know what that is? Where they record your speed over a really long distance, and if you do the distance in under a certain time, they know your own. If you're in one, like well, in England at least, they're heavily signposted, but sometimes it'll last for like 20 minutes. You're on the highway driving for like 20 odd minutes, and every exit, basically, on the highway, there's cameras, so they check from the last exit to this exit. If you did it in this time, you must be speeding.

SPEAKER_06 13:33

Yeah, I would have to pull over a rest bay.

SPEAKER_01 13:35

Yeah, well, sometimes I catch myself like, oh, I'm gonna have to do like 40 for the next 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_06 13:41

Like, allegedly, I went to Xbox for Christmas, and allegedly it's a nine and a half hour drive, and allegedly I did it in under six hours. But we wouldn't know because but that's allegedly, yeah. And like, could you imagine speed average? Level is that calculated out at 160, 170, I'm cooked.

SPEAKER_02 14:02

Well, that was allegedly when I was allegedly uncooked. When I was going out to uh the mine sites like uh inland, someone told me, I don't remember who it was, but it scared the absolute sh out of me. And I was driving out, and they said, as you leave town, there's a camera that takes a photo of your um your license plate, and then as you go through every town, there's one through it and it averages out your your speed. Wild. And I was like, surely not. But I would be doing I'd be doing a hundred the whole way there for like 12-13 hours. But if I was in my Van Burgini though, she's a web.

SPEAKER_06 14:40

She goes hard. Yeah, these are. That's not true. Like we at my old workshop, we used to have this um collective tally scoreboard of like fastest time to golden growth mindside. That's not a good thing. Allegedly, yeah, yeah, yeah. Allegedly, Tommy is the holder. And allegedly he did it in the old poo role we had. Yeah, but how many how many pisses was he up?

SPEAKER_02 15:05

What beer?

SPEAKER_06 15:07

Well, it was breakdowns, it was during the day, zeros. Doesn't matter with Tommy. You have to blow in when you get there.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

Doesn't matter with Tommy. Allegedly, allegedly, he he finds a way. But no, Tommy's not that bad. No. Um, yeah, but talk talking about all this AI stuff, there's so many AI um apps for like tradies and stuff, like when it comes to um like marking out certain things and all that type of stuff. Even like the skit that we did, I mean it's not AI, but it's like the camera. Yeah, the the skit that we did was with the phone uh measuring tool, and apparently so many people swear by it as well as the level. They swear by the level.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

Well, the level would make sense. Yeah, your phone should be able to accurately do that.

SPEAKER_02 15:54

And then the other question that we also got was was it two 2.53 meters or whatever it was? Did we measure it? No. No, we didn't measure it.

SPEAKER_06 16:05

Why would we do that?

SPEAKER_02 16:06

But yeah, a lot of people apparently used uh a lot of their phones.

SPEAKER_06 16:11

We need to make a new one and it's just us comparing the two. That'd be cool. Like effort versus like how far out it is versus how much effort. Like if I'm gonna measure eight meter distance of a shed, and I'm not like I want to walk over that measure, I use my phone and then I go measure with a tape measure and it's right. What do we do here?

SPEAKER_02 16:32

We gotta give the credit to the phones.

SPEAKER_06 16:35

I think large distances it might be okay, but how does it judge like depth of perception? That's what wigs me out. Like, come on. Do we have a tape measure anyway? Can you go get one? Oh, like no.

SPEAKER_02 16:50

Yeah. Oh, like no.

SPEAKER_06 16:53

Like, I will pay you if you find it because I don't know where it is.

SPEAKER_02 16:55

But it's here. Yeah, I know I know I got one. Otherwise, there's one in your unit was left outside of my house for a while. Yeah, I kind of want to just uh measure something and see if it's actually accurate.

SPEAKER_06 17:05

Measure how much we need to cut off the desk.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

Look, that we've been talking about that for a long time. And I don't think that's gonna happen until we actually get it.

SPEAKER_06 17:12

I don't get how tradies can square by an AI tool.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

Like I just, I'm that's not me, man. I'm old school back in my day.

SPEAKER_06 17:19

I know people that just like AI, what's the talk spec? Or what's this?

SPEAKER_02 17:23

Like, yeah, fire, sick. But there's all there's also things like um like 3D scanners and AI tools to like go into a house, or even or even those um big robots, those big AI robots that are building houses out of concrete. Shit, those big arms, yeah. They're just they're pooping out the 3D printers, isn't it? Yeah, but that's wild. Like, do you think an AI tool or AI robot would take over your job? Fucking good luck, I wish. Have you seen how quick? Now he's got poor. Have you seen the fingers on those bad boys? They move.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

Yeah, what's good as that?

SPEAKER_02 18:02

Spinning off bolts. Way quicker than what you're super. No, it can it can contortion its hand into one of these.

SPEAKER_06 18:15

It's a Spider-Man? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Uh yeah, I don't think.

SPEAKER_06 18:21

Are you afraid AI is gonna take your job?

SPEAKER_02 18:24

I I hope. I think feel like every trader you ask that question to. Yeah, I mean I hope so. No, it would never. I don't think unless they made like a robot that has the same, which I mean they have kind of, but like the same movements and I feel like AI would take your job before it takes mine.

SPEAKER_06 18:45

Fuck you. What's the what's it gonna do? Pull up the floor, kick some new floor down, it's done.

SPEAKER_05 18:50

I don't kick every bit of floor. Yes, you do.

unknown 18:53

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

No, I don't there's no it would take your job more because there's machines that already do your job. To what is manufacture of a car company. I don't manufacture. I know, I'm just saying. That's not that similar, that is more similar to your job than it is mine.

SPEAKER_06 19:14

There's do you manufacture houses like the floor in them? Oh, it's more similar to your job now. No, there's no tool for it. Manufacturing floor.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Well, yeah, there's manufacturers, but there's no robots that are doing it. Stop swearing, man. This is a kid friendly. I'm sorry about him, guys. I'm being honest, it's taking your job way for it.

SPEAKER_05 19:33

A robot to do floors would be so simple.

SPEAKER_02 19:35

Yeah, but a robot doing a car is already being done. Doing a car.

SPEAKER_05 19:39

Yes. I don't build cars. You're splitting heads, you piece of shit. You think I build cars, you fix cars.

SPEAKER_01 19:48

Same vicinity, is that the right word? Mechanic tools, mechanic robots exist. Yeah, just build cars. The difference between fixing them, I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 19:58

That side and this side is my job is diagnose and fix problems.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Yeah. That's I I could do that easy, and it probably already is.

SPEAKER_06 20:06

Trust me, the amount of people I see Chad. Chad. Chad will just be like, oh, you need to it's this, this, or this. The only thing that sorry, Chad, that you know, loader or something I'm looking at doesn't even have one of those, those, or those. So it can't be any of those problems.

SPEAKER_01 20:23

Oh well, this is this is an interesting point to like in some way affect a mechanic's job, is you could use AI to work out what's wrong with your car instead of yeah, but that's not gonna work, is it? You can describe the symptoms as much as you want.

SPEAKER_06 20:37

It's like going to your doctor. I have these symptoms.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 20:40

This is what's wrong with you.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Ask anything, ask any question about any car, get a real answer.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

It's all right, it's not the same. Is there an AI tool for free? Because we obviously don't want to pay it, that we can ask a question that you would know. Wouldn't know. So if you can know a lot, can if you can ask an AI like I would just ask like Gemini or chat GPT, so ask ask a Gemini a question, right?

unknown 21:08

What's Gemini?

SPEAKER_02 21:09

So what would be so a Gemini is pretty much No. He's gonna say yes. Um what would be a technical fault that would take you a long time, but the only things that you can put in there are the symptoms. The symptoms?

SPEAKER_01 21:25

Yes. You know, I actually just had a problem with my car recently, just in the last week. Took it to the mechanic. So I'm chucking those symptoms.

SPEAKER_06 21:31

Um what'd the mechanic say first off?

SPEAKER_01 21:33

No, we want to see what you think. Oh god. So I'm gonna type into I'm gonna type into Gemini. Can I just use my voice? Yes, use microphone. Uh the problem is once I hit submit, it's gonna here we go. Let me take. I don't want JP to see the answer.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

Oh yeah. So here we go.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

I'm just gonna describe it the same way I described to my mechanic.

SPEAKER_06 21:52

Can't no start.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

All right, I've got to start again. I didn't catch that. Try speaking again. Right, here we go. Here we go. All right, ready? I have a problem with my car. Uh, when I'm driving, I hear like a knocking sound coming from the rear. Uh, it seems to happen mostly when the wheel is turning left. It doesn't really happen when the wheel's turning right. But if I hold a slight left, like the wheel is between 10 and 11, you'll hear like a bit of a knocking noise. It doesn't happen, it doesn't get worse the more I turn. And sometimes when I'm reversing, the knocking sound happens when the wheel is turned right. What could the knocking sound be coming from?

SPEAKER_06 22:38

Could be some bushing or something. So well So you know the joys of being there? I get to drive it and be like, oh yeah, the noise is coming from because nine times out of ten. Yeah, it's coming from there and this. I get there and it's not coming from there, it's not doing this.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

So you yeah. So do you we're gonna compare what I actually Jim and I have to press send so we can. So you said it's from the rear. Okay, so I'm not saying nothing.

SPEAKER_06 23:03

The rear of the car, and it's only when you turn, it's gonna be like some bushing or something rubbing.

SPEAKER_01 23:10

Bushing or something rubbing. Any particular part of the car that you would hazard a guess at, or just something with the suspension at the rear. Suspension. If you said it's at the rear of it knocking, yeah, it'd be somewhere. And it's definitely more prevalent when I'm just turning left. Like if you hold a slight left, you'll hear like this knocking come in and out.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

Yeah, I'm gonna go over some bushing. Well, let's see, let's see what advice Gemini gives.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

And then I'll tell you what my mechanic had to do.

SPEAKER_04 23:33

Warn something.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

A knocking or rhythmic clicking that is specific to a direction.

SPEAKER_06 23:39

Is your car full drive?

SPEAKER_01 23:41

No.

SPEAKER_06 23:42

Two wheel drive.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

Yeah. Yeah, okay, no, then uh usually points towards specific mechanical components in the rear of the vehicle. No shit. Since the noise occurs while the car is moving and changes based on the steering input is likely related to drivetrain or suspension. Okay, so then it goes on, it said it could be an axle or a joint.

SPEAKER_06 23:59

You said yours was two-wheel drive front.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 24:02

So it doesn't have any CVs and stuff like that at the rear.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

Oh, there you go. See? Human one human one AI nil. Uh real wear real rear wheel bearing, sway bar links, and bushings. That's what you said, something about bushings. So is that is that one one? Loose lug nut or brake component. Yeah, we'll say one one. Yeah, he said the same thing. So, I mean, none of this is right. I think it don't I don't think AI would ever get this because my mechanic had a nightmare. And like JP said, You'd have to be there. Not only did he have to be there, he had to get his apprentice in the boot because he put the car up, he checked all the things, everything looked fine. Uh, he took the car back out, and the knocking was still happening, and he couldn't tell quite where it was coming from. So he literally had to put the apprentice in the boot. It turned out it was coming from the boot latch. That's so all he had to do was readjust it. Yeah, as it was like knocking in a certain way, readjusted it, fixed the car, didn't need any new parts or anything. So I don't think AI would ever be able to do that.

SPEAKER_06 25:06

It's yeah. That's like the first thing is the number one step to diagnosing a problem, confirm fault. That's the number first thing you do, check that the problem's where it's coming from.

SPEAKER_01 25:18

Yeah. I mean, what about in the future if AI is built into the car? Like you look at like Tesla and stuff, like how much is a car gonna be able to self-diagnose.

SPEAKER_06 25:28

I'm gonna be honest, like all the like newer Volos and stuff that I've been working on, like they're already pretty smart. Like it'd be like, oh, and the ECUs in like everything gives you like printer. Like I was out at uh a mine site the other day doing loader because it didn't have forward drive. It would you could isolate it, turn it back on, and hey, you can drive. But as soon as you went under load and picked up a bucket, it would fault, couldn't go forward anymore. Problems, and then you could reset it and go again, but useless. Um, and so like you go through and it gives you like a code, and they tell you, like, oh yep, here's your printout, here's oh, this code because I'm not getting any voltage or signal from this wire from this solenoid, and then you go through fault find solenoid, good old mate changed it, still a fault. Release um came back to wiring harness. Old mate said, Cool, we'll order a wiring harness and left, but it couldn't get one because it was extra pan. Yeah. So go through and then you pretty well like you know, it's self-diagnosed itself. It's in this wiring harness from here to here, and then the problem is all right, there's no information on where that is or where that is. I know where the solenoid is, and I can trace wiring, but it goes up inside the machine and up at the back and the rest of it. But essentially it was a rub through wire on a hydraulic hose, which was metal so that way it had continuity through the wire when it was touching. When it picked up a bucket, hydraulics flex, pulls away, faulting. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

I don't think AI will take your job. I think AI will help your job.

SPEAKER_06 26:59

I wouldn't I don't trust it enough to like get information from it because it's like, oh yeah, I need talks bet for this, and it scours the internet. The only problem is so many people are wrong on there.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

Yeah. I guess that's the thing with with AI though, is that the only information that it can get is this the stuff that it's all is already like you can't get an unknown information from AI because it doesn't know.

SPEAKER_06 27:22

And it's one of those things like OEM spec or like where like the machine or whatever came from. They have the information. That's not available to anyone. That's like paid information or like specific, you know, you're not allowed to have it. Yeah. Unless request or pay for it.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

So how is it gonna go? It's definitely gonna help your job more than it helps mine.

SPEAKER_06 27:43

No, I wouldn't trust it because it can't get the information, it goes off what other people said online.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

Yeah, but there's no AI tool that can help me lay flaws.

SPEAKER_06 27:51

Yeah, but that's because it's not that hard. Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_01 27:55

The problem you will have is that AI can teach people who are untrained how to do their flaws.

SPEAKER_06 28:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

So you you could potentially lose work, and that's kind of what we're seeing in my industry as well, the creative industry, is the AI tools are, I don't think will replace me. In fact, AI tools have been really helpful for me in certain ways. They've made a lot of editing stuff real easy, and I can do a lot more real simple without having to spend hours that I used to being an AI tool to do it. But the problem is uh it's also making things way more accessible to regular people. So if I wanted to do my own flooring, I don't want to hire you, I'll just look up how to do it on Gemini. Gemini gives me step-by-step instructions, gives me a shopping list, what I need to buy, the tools I need and how to use them. You know, someone who's a bit overconfident could be like, yeah, I'll do that. Sure, they'll probably do a shit job. But you have these tools now that make it easier. It's like people for like graphic design. Why would you pay a graphic designer to make a logo for you or a poster when most people are just happy using one generated by AI? And you know, 80% of people aren't going to recognize that it's made by AI.

SPEAKER_02 28:57

So the thing with that is that with my job, my job is uh you can only get better at it, right? If someone was to do that and ask, get all the tools and all that type of shit. Sorry. Um they got Goldies, damn. You got any? Yeah, I got tools. Um my job is pretty much like skill, not skill based, but like I've been doing it for five, six years now. And if someone was to do it just based off the AI, like you said, you it's it's gonna be a a bad job. So eventually I'm gonna have to come back and replace your job because you done what AI told you to do.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

I think it's an extreme example, but it's an example of the way that AI is gonna affect a lot of industries. Where um, in fact, another one I saw recently was kind of crazy. I saw an advert on Instagram. It's a guy narrating about some sort of cushion you can buy for your chair. But straight away, I'm like, I know that voice. That's a friend of mine. That's my mate Vader over in Melbourne. And I sent him the video. I'm like, yo, is this you doing the narration on this video? And he got back to me saying, Yo, I sold my voice to an AI clone. People pay to license my voice. I had no idea. I thought he had, because he's a little bit in the creative industry. I thought he was doing like voiceover work. Someone had paid him to read a script for an advert. No, he sold his, he just uploads his voice to 11 Labs. Um, I went and found it because I then I started making him say stuff like I'm Vader, I'm a gay boy. Immediately after I was thinking let me play it for you because it sounds you would never know. And things like that just make me think like, yeah, why would you ever pay for a disp a bespoke voiceover when I can use this tool and I can access hundreds of accents, male, female, age. Um I just feed in the script and it will spit it out for me.

SPEAKER_06 30:57

Um the worst part. Scammers are just gonna go next level now.

SPEAKER_01 31:01

Yeah, well, they already are, yeah. Yeah. I've seen videos online where they're using, you know, AI. Yeah. Um, you can change the whole looking of your face.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

Like, I can I can record a video.

SPEAKER_06 31:12

You're still ugly.

unknown 31:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

I can I can record a a video of myself and change, like I can make myself look like Ben Majera or or to me. But the thing that you said before was um, why would you pay like a a uh a graphic designer to create a logo? I don't know if you guys know, but I've been using AI to make our thumbnails.

SPEAKER_00 31:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

Right. And but that's only because like, but in saying that, I would rather pay someone to make the thumbnail because AI doesn't always get it right. Like, there's been so like I now pay for um Chat GPT Plus in order to keep going and trying to like I I use it a fair bit for um like skit ideas, like if it if if it comes up with skin.

SPEAKER_06 32:02

Anytime there's a guest, anything, it's just always peep boop.

SPEAKER_01 32:06

Yeah, I use it for any project I'm working on. I use it just for like guidance and like I don't get ideas from it.

SPEAKER_05 32:12

I want to roast your diet, you motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 32:15

Yeah, uh, but it is a handy tool. And like you were saying, with thumbnails, I mean, great example because it's not totally creating the thumbnail. We're still taking pictures and you're giving it a baseline, you're tweaking things in a way. But if you wanted to hire an artist to do that, it's like a 24 at least 48 hour process, they'll be back and forth to get it right. AI, it's instant, you can be done in 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 32:35

Yeah, and that's that that's the thing, is that like on a Sunday, I'll make sure that the app the episode is uploaded, but also like I'm tweaking the thumbnail to the way I want it to be. But like I said before, in saying that, I would rather pay someone to do our thumbnails because then I can go back and be a little bit more specific in my instructions and then go, okay, cool, blah, blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_06 32:59

Like it's the human uh touch as well.

SPEAKER_01 33:02

Yeah. And it's the same with like the voiceover stuff, is there are certain inflections and uh cadence where you would say that AI doesn't quite understand, they can sound a bit monotone, but it depends on the way you use it. But also the tools are developing, you know. Eleven Labs, the one I was talking about with the voice clones. You can soon add whether you want it to make these inflections, you write it as like in brackets, or say this, this like different emotions. Yeah, exactly. Right.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

So can you can you make your friend saying that?

SPEAKER_01 33:34

Well, listen, this is what I made my well. Let me this is the ad that I saw. So there's the Instagram ad that I DM'd him. And just listen to this. Like you would never, it doesn't sound AI at all.

SPEAKER_00 33:47

Survive a 20-foot drop onto that seat cushion.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

I guess there's only one way to find out. If an egg just bounces off of this thing, it's bouncer.

SPEAKER_06 33:55

That's what gives it away.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

Well, only could you know if I gave you three examples, ensuring when you sit down, you would be hard to identify. So that was him, and then I messaged him, and then I went and found it myself, and this is what I made him say.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

Hi, my name is Vader. I'm a little gay boy.

SPEAKER_00 34:12

Give me your butt, yummy, yummy in my tummy.

SPEAKER_06 34:16

Yummy, yummy in my tummy.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

And he just said, I feel violated. But then he said, wait until you try Eleven Labs 3.0, you can add giggles or loudly or anything really that will describe the way in which the voice says it.

SPEAKER_06 34:27

Is he so did he sell it for a set price or does he get paid commission?

SPEAKER_01 34:31

Like, yeah, commission like royalties. So he said, like it's been used. Um in some capacity, and he's earned about $75 from everything altogether. Because people can use it for free, so it's only if people are commercially using it and actually paying for it that he gets paid, I guess. But he'll get paid a small fraction of what the actual website gets paid. But it's passive income.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

Yeah, he just uploaded his voice, sits there, and it just comes in. And I mean, over time, if his voice like catches on, he could potentially would you sell your voice?

SPEAKER_05 35:02

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

I feel like you have a very good voice to sell. Yeah, but again, I wouldn't sell it because I would rather do it's the I would like to do like audiobooks and that kind of stuff, which I have done in the past, but seeing stuff like that scares me. But also, again, a handy tool because I work with people where I create social content and sometimes I need a voiceover from them, and it's always a pain. It takes a long time, or I don't have time to record the voiceover, and we have to go back and forth. If I could just say, hey, just give me your voice clone, because you can just do it, you don't have to make your voice available, you can use it yourself. Then I can just make these videos without you.

SPEAKER_04 35:35

Can you give me your voice? My voice?

SPEAKER_01 35:38

Yeah, why?

SPEAKER_04 35:39

No reason.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

We could do an episode where you both upload your voice and then in post I'll swap it so you the whole episode, you're speaking like Staff and you're speaking like.

SPEAKER_06 35:51

We'll do that for the costume episode where I dress up like you, you dress up like me.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

You could genuinely do that.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

So you've done audio books before.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

Not audio books, but narration work.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Yeah. So if I find a smut book, oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 36:04

Can you read it to me?

SPEAKER_01 36:08

No, I feel violated. Um, but I could absolutely do that. I would do that. I would read smut for money. Don't bother me.

SPEAKER_02 36:16

Is that is that OnlyFans? Is that OnlyFans Worthy?

SPEAKER_01 36:20

That's only book. I don't know if I like that, man. Just strictly audio only audio only fans. Just yeah. I don't upload any pictures or videos, but I'll just say two being straight up moaning.

SPEAKER_05 36:36

Yeah. Oh, in it.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

What do they call it? It's like um jerk-off instructions.

SPEAKER_05 36:42

Yeah, what stroke? Could you imagine twisted? No. I'll move sit there like what the frying.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

No, that's wild. I don't know. I don't know if I like that. I don't know if I like that. You should.

SPEAKER_06 37:00

I would I would take your voice and I would just send McGall voice notes all the time.

SPEAKER_02 37:05

Bro, I think hoarded. You know what the thing is, is like I I actually like as much I do a lot of content as as you know, like I do a lot of editing, producing, and all that type of stuff. The one thing that I find the hardest is voiceovers. Like, how do you put emotion into a voiceover when you're not in the thing? You know what I mean? Like, I was doing stuff with Brody and he taught me about like laying in your bed and putting your um like blanket over so it's all muffled and quiet. But then you have to like exaggerate almost the emotion that you're putting into a voiceover, and it's it's weird.

SPEAKER_01 37:42

It's always the hardest thing when I work with clients and we want to do a video with a voiceover. Everybody sucks at it. Yeah, everybody sucks because, and this is what I always tell people is try not to read like it is a script. The best ones I've ever done was they didn't even know I was gonna use, like they've sent me a voice note on WhatsApp just telling me about something. Not no, and I hear it and I'm like, that's a voiceover for a video. And I've just downloaded it from WhatsApp, made a video and send it to them, and they they pop off. Those videos have always done well. But when people do a scripted one and they read it through and they send it, it's so monotone, it's so forced, it's not natural. And that's something I that will I do a lot of voiceovers in my own content. I was just doing one today, and um, you know, I'll go through it over, and I really, really want to. I I've got to the point where I try not to write scripts anymore. I would rather just do it over and over again where I kind of know what I want to say and work it out as I go than read it off a piece of paper. That's a big difference.

SPEAKER_06 38:35

I would definitely buy a voice, do a voiceover, but I'd put the stutter back in. Stutter from when you had it back in the day, I'd put it back in just to see what it'd be like.

SPEAKER_05 38:46

You're you're a piece of how bad this can be. You're a crazy piece of dog shit. Come on, you would see your staff listening to his own voice. I would want to like the voice for today. Imagine that. I would haunt you with your own voice.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

So you're saying that you would like to voice max me.

SPEAKER_06 39:07

I would turn out to be the Joker with this thing. I would be the most diabolical person. I will fight you inside your own brain because it's your own voice.

SPEAKER_01 39:18

You would hear it echoing in the It's just turned into some torture shit.

SPEAKER_05 39:22

Yeah, what bro, what diabolical? We can't always Why would you want to ruin me?

SPEAKER_02 39:34

Man, that's that's bad. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_06 39:36

Yeah, maybe I won't do it.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

No, I yeah, I don't I I I like AI. It is good, but I don't think uh with the whole like blue collar and construction stuff, I don't think like even like mechanics, if anything, it's gonna help you. I don't really think there's much.

SPEAKER_03 39:55

It would help us in the same way.

SPEAKER_02 39:57

Well, I don't think there's much in the construction industry.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

Because there's not a lot to it.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

Yeah, well, there's not a lot to your job either. You're just spinning bolts.

SPEAKER_03 40:05

Pretty much.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:07

See, we're in the same way. I told you, they're both simple, it'd be the same.

SPEAKER_02 40:11

No. What's harder? Me.

SPEAKER_05 40:19

There's no thinking there.

SPEAKER_02 40:22

Oh man. Yeah, I uh yeah. Alright, move on. Cool. Fire. Uh what do you got? Talking about AI, you said before one thing that I do want to talk about, I uploaded a reel the other day, um, and it absolutely popped off. And it was very surprising to me. Um that like it was such a different thing when it comes to our content. It it wasn't on our page, it was on my personal page, and it was just a video of me teaching my daughter how to drive a bobcat. And that's like pretty much all it was. And the comments on it like are so loving that like when I read watch it and I cause because I try and reply to all the comments, like it gives me such a weird feeling that like not many parents do this stuff, and so many of the comments in there are just like, oh, this is way better than sticking your kid into a phone or a tablet or like watching stuff. And it's like to me, I can't comprehend, like, yeah, we're we're parents, we do it occasionally or like a fair bit when you know, I don't know if Michaela has to watch do cleaning or like whatever it was, and she just needs to lock in and do it. But if it's me, like I I would rather have them out there, like when I was in the bobcat, I had Oki, I would be driving around, like she would be doing the controls and she'd be loving it, and then I'd l I'd let Peter on. Why why are parents not being more involved in their kids? That's what I want to know. Because most parents want to sit and brain rot. Yeah, I mean, a lot of parents just shouldn't have kids. Do you know what I mean? 100 like how actually like and I don't know what it was, but it just like it made me realize that there's so many parents out there that are brain rotted. Yeah, like that's really the only word.

SPEAKER_06 42:12

By the time I become a dad, I'll have like a nice little more rural property or like a bigger place with more outside yard area space. They won't know what a tablet or a phone is, it'll just be outside. Yeah, just go outside. Like for when I grew up, it didn't exist, it was just outside doing random stuff.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

Yeah. Well, it it did exist.

SPEAKER_01 42:32

You just lived in a tip.

SPEAKER_06 42:34

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Well, it didn't exist for me. I got the I got the 10 years on you or whatever. Like that, the kids today I can't fathom. You know, everybody has to have a tablet, has to have a laptop. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's wild.

SPEAKER_02 42:47

Well, I I refuse to give my oldest. So my oldest is 11 and I will refuse to all of her friends have phones. Yeah. And the amazing thing that I love that I actually love seeing is that like when her friends I come over, they'll legit just sit there and brain rot on TikTok or Instagram. That's wild. And to me, I'm like, bro, you're 11. When I was out at 11, I was like drinking or something. I was just right. Great example. No, I was out like at the skate park or on your bikes or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:18

Like I and then do give them a flip phone because that's what I did. It was like, oh, well, you need to have a phone if you're gonna like, you know, I don't know how old I was, probably like 10. It was like, you need a phone to be able to call me if you're in trouble because we're in the middle of no or that's yeah, yeah. It was like, here you go, flip phone. The only thing you can have on it, bowling. Or snake.

SPEAKER_01 43:39

So this I mean, that was my era. I got a phone when I was 13, and that was you had snake, black and white screen, no cameras. That's crazy. It was a big phone with an aerial. Um you were that old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Well, technology advanced so quickly. I was 18 when the first iPhone came out. I had the first iPhone, the first model, and I was 18 at college. When that dropped. That's actually wild the fact that you can like remember that. Yeah. We actually remember that.

SPEAKER_06 44:05

That was his drinking.

SPEAKER_01 44:07

When we were at school learning to type on computers, it wasn't even Windows. We had what was called, it wasn't Apple, it was Acorn, Acorn computers. And it was like DOS system.

SPEAKER_02 44:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

That's all I learned when I was real young. And then we started getting Windows. And it's like, you know, we grew up with we had the one family computer, which was like Windows 95 or 98. Until I was, yeah, I didn't get my first laptop till I was probably like 16.

SPEAKER_02 44:30

That's when people see I f I feel like we all kind of grew up the same because we were exactly the same. Um, except when I went to school, I had MacBooks. Yeah. And we like, but I mean you could only use the MacBooks for like certain things. Yeah, what school did you go to?

unknown 44:45

Huh?

SPEAKER_02 44:45

John Wilcock.

unknown 44:47

Yeah, MacBooks.

SPEAKER_02 44:48

Yeah. But they were like old school. And so that like that that old school, yeah, that one. That's pretty much that's pretty much what dad had, and he he used to play. Wait, are they floppy discs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They took photos. That is old.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Oh my god. Like I was saying, uh, this was the end of the era of these computers. Like during my time at school, these were gone and windows had come in. But you know what I used to love though?

SPEAKER_02 45:12

Those old school mouses used to have the little ball in it. I wouldn't I would want to eat those so bad. Okay, that's yeah, because you could take the ball out of the bottom of them. Yeah, I would just want to mung on it. Yeah, yeah, used to. Not gonna lie, it looks retro and cool. Like, I kind of miss the old the old school stuff, but dad used to play Far Cry on uh something like that with the massive computers.

SPEAKER_06 45:36

Ain't no AI and those bad boys. I remember when I got like I was in Germany and I got uh gifted a little Game Boy with games, and I was like, this is the coolest thing. I still have it, it's still sick, it's very old. It's got Mario Game Boys, yeah. A couple war games, Tetris and those heaps of games out of the game.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

That's just fire. Um yeah, I mean, it's I just but yeah, that that reel was just one of those things. Uh I mean it's got 500,000 views, and it was just whack to me the fact that it like so many kids, uh sorry, so many parents in there are just like gobsmacked that there's people out there like teaching their kids this stuff. Yeah. And I was like, what?

SPEAKER_01 46:18

I think it's a big difference as well when you live kind of rural versus city. I don't know. I feel like people approach.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

Even still though, I'll still try and find a way to like spend more time with them and teach them like even like so many females in there were like this kid is going to grow up to be confident. Like the fact that you can like revive and deal with it. I'm sorry, give them instructions too.

SPEAKER_01 46:42

Take that out. I think you just threatened your child.

SPEAKER_05 46:45

That wouldn't be the first time.

SPEAKER_06 46:46

Take that out too.

SPEAKER_02 46:48

Yeah, it was. I don't know, it was just gobsmack to me. Like, I like you said, I'm I will refuse to give the kids a phone because I'm like, go out and fucking play. Go out and play.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

The problem is that all their friends have them, don't they? And that's what makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 47:03

Well, I'm sorry, that yeah, that was the thing. Like when their friends would come over, they would doom scroll, and sh my daughter would be pissed off at them. Like, yo, this is we have trampolines and everything outside. Let's go play. And they're like, oh no. Yeah, that's but then also they're like staying up to hell late, doom scrolling. Like they're literally just doom scrolling, like you're you're ruining your kid's brain. Look at my mouth, you're ruining it, you're ruining it.

SPEAKER_01 47:28

Yeah, he's the good job. Thanks, man. That's how we say it.

SPEAKER_05 47:33

You're bloody ruining it in it. Yeah, you're ruining it. Sorry, man.

SPEAKER_06 47:37

I actually worked with an English guy and he was talking to a guy about you know, he's missed having a dart because he's quit smoking like a while ago and this and that. He quit vape. It's like he missed like being in the morning with a cup of coffee and a dart. Oh my cup of tea in a sunrise. And he's like, nah, I wouldn't hit the spot. He goes, two tea bags.

SPEAKER_00 47:57

It's like, come on, brother.

SPEAKER_06 47:59

He ain't buying it. He ain't buying what you're selling. Two teabags. Such a good effort though. I respect bags.

SPEAKER_02 48:05

Rose doubling down on the tea. Is tea actually good? Oh, actually, I don't know every morning. I don't know if you've realized, but he sounds like he's from London.

SPEAKER_06 48:15

In England?

SPEAKER_01 48:16

No, uh, you trying to get the quote out of him. Yeah. You sound like you're from London.

SPEAKER_05 48:22

Russell Brand says it is.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

Yeah, I don't know what's. Uh yeah, no, tea is fire. I have I start my day and finish my day with a cup of tea. But I drink herbal tea, whereas typically British tea is like I don't know, I guess you call it English tea here for us. We just call it tea. What's this is like uh black tea.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

No, what's it called? Um, L Grey. Uh L Grey.

SPEAKER_01 48:44

I fucking love. I bloody love L Grey. I bloody love it. But uh, no, I don't know. I have lemon and ginger in the morning and peppermint at night is my routine. But I mean tonight. Yeah. Peppermint tea. Finish the day with a bloody lovely cup of peppermint.

SPEAKER_06 49:00

Peppermint tea. I despise it. Libby likes peppermint stuff.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

And like lemon ginger in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 49:06

Do you have like the like the actual herbal thing that you put into guys use tea bags, but we made them before two tea bags? Calm down.

SPEAKER_06 49:15

If we do I look like a millionaire, is tea like is there a specific time you have to let it soak in the water?

SPEAKER_01 49:22

I'm a two-minute brew kind of guy.

SPEAKER_06 49:23

Damn, that's two minutes deep.

SPEAKER_01 49:25

Well, actually, no, if it's herbal tea, I just leave the tea bag in. But if I'm making a black tea, yeah, two minutes deep, then milk. I mean, sometimes I'll have a sugar if I'm feeling.

SPEAKER_06 49:33

If we made you like five teas and put it behind a box, do you reckon you'd be able to taste them? Like if we had the five different brands or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 49:40

Five different brands of the same tea, like if you had like Yorkshire tea. I really am out of my depth here, but I was gonna say you guys don't even know. I have no idea. No, I would not be able to identify, but I have friends that could, for sure. Mitch would tell you a PG tips from a Yorkshire tea, let me tell you.

SPEAKER_05 49:56

That just hurt my wisdom. English to the point I don't even know what you said.

SPEAKER_01 50:00

Oh, I got a little bit of a big boy. I've got to whip you boys up a cup of Yorkshire tea. So what two sugars and a slash of milk? Whip biggie. We call that a builder's tea. With a biggie? I'll get you some rich tea biscuits. Some disco biggies? Do you know what a rich tea is? What's Yorkshire tea first? Yorkshire tea's the best black tea. I mean, widely considered in England, I would say is the best. People like their PG tits, but Yorkshire tea is just the best tea bag.

SPEAKER_02 50:23

Do you have it with peas and mash? Maybe on a Friday.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

No, you don't. It's not you don't have it with dinner. It's a little treat.

SPEAKER_02 50:33

So it's essentially like you start your day with it.

SPEAKER_01 50:35

Builders would go through like four cups of tea a day. In England, any any tradie who's coming out, your gardener, your builder, whoever, absolutely you offer them a cup of tea. I found that wild. Or no, people I could tell when I'd have like a handyman come around the house, whatever it was in Australia, and I'd be like, Can I get you a cup of tea? Well, now I say a cup of tea or a coffee, but in England I would just say, Do you want a cup of tea?

SPEAKER_02 50:57

I have just come up with 100%, they'll take it.

SPEAKER_01 50:58

Here they're always like, Why the fuck are you offering me a cup of tea, you gay boy?

SPEAKER_00 51:02

You know why?

SPEAKER_06 51:03

Because in Australia, the biggest thing is like this video that came out about when it's okay to like uh like have sex with someone, and it was all based around it's all based around do you want a cup of tea? A person could say, Yes, I want a cup of tea, but then change their mind when you've made the cup of tea and they don't want it. You can't force them to drink, you can't force them to do this. Oh, it's like consent. Pretty much the whole thing, it's all based around do you want a cup of tea? And it is like that's through every mind site, every like workshop, it is everywhere. It's like the biggest thing. It was like, do you want a cup of tea?

SPEAKER_02 51:35

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 51:36

Yeah, it's like a whole big thing.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

I've just come up with the best skit for you. Go on. Well, I mean, it's essentially us as workers at your house every two minutes.

SPEAKER_05 51:47

Tea, cup of tea, bickies.

SPEAKER_01 51:50

Just popping out from different things. Like you'll be working on a cup of tea.

SPEAKER_05 51:55

Give us uh give us your your best British accent, and then you're uh you're the judge.

SPEAKER_01 52:00

I'm not actually really like POV, you know, you're working for a British client or whatever. Book it in. I like that.

SPEAKER_06 52:06

I like that cheese grumbled.

SPEAKER_05 52:12

That's all I got.

SPEAKER_01 52:14

The dirtier, the better.

SPEAKER_05 52:16

Oh yeah, I'd do that. I'd I do that to my daughter That was amazing. Good. I don't even care.

SPEAKER_02 52:26

I do that to my daughter all the time because she's she's got like she has my teeth, she will she'll grow into it. Trust me, Queen. You'll grow into your teeth. But she's got big front. No, they're not like massive overbite, but she'll just kind of like because she's at the age now where I had that when I was a kid. Yeah, like hormones uh are oh boy. No, she would like the whole hormone thing is like coming in, she'll walk around, she'll be like like just staring at me like she wants to fight.

SPEAKER_05 52:55

And I'm like, dirtier the better.

SPEAKER_02 52:57

And I've I've shown her to them, and I'll just hand her a carrot like all the time.

SPEAKER_05 53:02

It's so funny. I love it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 53:06

Now you'll go, English accent.

SPEAKER_01 53:08

All right, are we going from like what part of the phrase you gotta do is what the bloody hell's going on, innit?

SPEAKER_05 53:15

Yeah, fuck what? Coin.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

That pro deserves wait. So what's the line? What the bloody hell's going on, innit?

SPEAKER_02 53:25

What the wait now, hang on.

SPEAKER_01 53:28

I find a lot of Aussies go northern when they do an app. When people do an impression of me, my this is what my mate's go-to line is I love Lily. That's what my mate's. Yeah, it's northern.

SPEAKER_06 53:40

Hey, we ladding it. You're gonna put more like throat in it.

SPEAKER_02 53:49

Yeah, that is Scottish, yeah. Go put put way more throat into it. What the what you're watching?

SPEAKER_01 54:01

Go. What the bloody hell is going on?

SPEAKER_02 54:03

What what the bloody hell is going on in it? So forced.

SPEAKER_01 54:07

Very like nasal, I feel like.

SPEAKER_05 54:10

Actually, I want to hear your best Aussie accent.

SPEAKER_01 54:13

Oh my tooth. Fuck up, can't. I go very like lower it down a bit. Yeah, lower it. Fuck up, can't. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 54:21

Too forced, like open your lungs. You have seen the boys, hey?

SPEAKER_01 54:26

Yeah, yeah. Oh, like Keith Urban or whatever.

SPEAKER_05 54:29

Keith Urban. Is that his name? Keith Irvin. He's a singer.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

Keith Urban's a singer. Um, it's like, how you going? How you going? Yeah. That's the business Aussie. How you going? He's like, oh, you wait cat. How you bloody going?

SPEAKER_05 54:47

It's so high up in the throat.

SPEAKER_01 54:49

Yeah, I don't know. Mul it. But yeah, if I was to go to England and speak to my friends, they'd be like, all right, Aussie, mate. Calm down like they talk about it. Oh, so you sound Aussie to them. To them, yeah. I get they rip into me all the time. I can't win. I get people ripping in him here for me sounding British, and in England they all rip into me for sounding Aussie. In it, that's a perfect British accent.

SPEAKER_06 55:11

You know, the I've worked with a couple uh Irish or Scottish lads, I can I don't know which one. Sometimes no clue.

SPEAKER_01 55:19

Like it just Oh, bro, if they speak fast. The toughest one, well, yeah, Scotland Ireland, but another one is um Liverpool, Scouses.

SPEAKER_06 55:27

What about the Welsh?

SPEAKER_01 55:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:30

Welsh exit from the Valleys. Have everyone here seen Hot Fuzz?

SPEAKER_00 55:37

It's actually so funny.

SPEAKER_02 55:39

I've met um I've I've got a couple friends that are Scottish, I think. Don't ruin me, they'll probably be watching this. And her she sent she showed me a or like made me listen to a voice note of her dad that is full blown, and it literally just sounds like mumble. Yeah. And it's like, oh yeah, right, right. I'm convinced that he's not actually saying an English word, but she can understand him completely.

SPEAKER_06 56:08

Look, I'm be honest. Sometimes I have um at work with a couple people, uh, him and his wife from Estonia, and they be talking, and sometimes I swear I can understand that better than some of the blokes that speak English at work. I'm like, why does that sound more like Englishy than this?

SPEAKER_05 56:24

How do you hear us?

SPEAKER_02 56:25

That's what I want to know. Fucking wank. The way you sound, you sound like your nose is just not attached to your body at all. Well, it's blocked right now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:35

No, your your accent's on that, but I mean, when I first got to Australia, I would struggle with I worked at an office, so you'd have a lot of different kind of like Aussie accents. And sometimes I would really struggle and I'd have to ask people to repeat something like three or four times, and they'd be like, You fucking dumb cunt? Like I'd like just asking like how your day was. I'm like, I don't understand. Um, but no, I don't really all the accents over here are fine. I think the toughest is like when you go like northeast, they get real like bogan thick. Yeah. But I'm probably used to it now.

SPEAKER_02 57:05

I don't think that like I would struggle more with a thick, like Scottish accent if it was like I would love to be in like one of your friends' heads and listen to you cut go back over to England and like hear what they hear.

SPEAKER_01 57:17

Yeah, same. Because I don't get it at all. I don't I know that my accent chops and changes depending who I'm talking to. So when I'm talking to like Aussies, I definitely put different uh like I would say things differently, but as soon as I go back to England and I'm around British people, I would get way more British. Like posh. Alright. Not posh, just like it's like turn a phrase, like all right, like you know, when you walk in a room, say hello to Bills. All right, all right, like don't really do that here. I've I've done it to Aussies before. I learned early where I go, oh, camera's out. Well, we are over an hour.

SPEAKER_06 57:48

Yeah, firstly, can I just say, what if um come this way a bit? Yeah, perfect. Oh my god, that is horrendous. Anyway, what if staff hear me out, right? Toomie calls one of his English friends and we try to pretend to be English and see how long it takes for him to notice.

SPEAKER_02 58:06

I like that idea.

SPEAKER_06 58:08

Your audio still works.

SPEAKER_05 58:10

Oh my god, I'm so lost, I don't know where to put it from.

SPEAKER_06 58:14

I can tell. Anyway, um I guess we'll kind of close out this ep okay. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 58:24

Close it out, say goodbye.

SPEAKER_06 58:26

Yeah, anyway, we're closing out this episode. It's been a lot of mumble jumble. I hope you guys enjoyed all the bits and a little bit of ranting we did. Just Seth, go ahead, take over. No, keep going.

SPEAKER_02 58:37

No, just finish it off now. We spoke about a bit of AI and just roasted to me and Tommy uh Tumi rested us. So thank you guys for watching. Make sure you go down below, click all of our links, and uh we'll see you next week.