#89 | Woman Will Do anything Besides | ISP

Well you cant tell me are least one of these are true...also to all the ladies, cancel JP HAHAHA

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SPEAKER_07 0:00

So, pretty much what we're gonna do is I'm gonna do the the male side and JP's gonna do the female side. So you're gonna get cancelled. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 0:11

You're gonna be rolling in their grave over there.

SPEAKER_07 0:18

Welcome back to the Intersec Podcast, the number one trader podcast in Australia. Now it's not a white monster, it's a Pepsi Max, but um that's because he's capped out for the day. There's not enough caffeine. Yes. No, sorry, there's too much caffeine. The last time I had one, it was uh didn't really end well. I kind of zoned out, turned into an arsehole. The second one kills you, the third one kills you.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

It's way too hot in like an insulated cup.

SPEAKER_07 0:46

I look over and he's like such a tough lower lip.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

I had to like move the microphone away so I can breathe on my teeth.

SPEAKER_07 0:56

But no, today we're actually gonna go over um blokes will do anything besides, and I will go over women will do anything besides. Yep. So um all the females out there, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10

Look, cancel me because uh I'm probably gonna say some things. It's all as a joke. Nothing I can say right now can be used against me, please. Uh this is all just shit talk banter. It's fine. This is all for comedic purposes. Don't kill me, right? I'm gonna make make some wild assumptions.

SPEAKER_07 1:35

Um well yeah, so uh we will do that, but before uh we start that I just want to ask, how are you doing, big man? How's your work today been?

SPEAKER_03 1:45

Today has been good. I it was got stuff done. Big jobs are out of the way.

SPEAKER_07 1:53

Well, I've seen that you got the big canopy out there back. Yes, she's gonna go on.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

Every time we record, he turns into a menace. Oh my god, you should see how night shift goes. You're sleeping. Don't get a cat. It's a terrible idea.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

No, don't get a kitten. Cats are fantastic, but I would just get an older one. They all they do is sleep and want to sit on your lap. Kittens are a nightmare. Cats are chills.

SPEAKER_07 2:22

You guys can't see, but for some reason, Doug Aroons has fucked up my chair.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Doug Aroons has killed it. He's killed my chair. Mine's fine, but and they're identical chairs. Thanks, man. Asshole.

SPEAKER_07 2:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

Um, how are you, man?

SPEAKER_07 2:39

Oh, I'm so good, bruh. I haven't worked in like the last week and a half. I haven't been treating you. So good. So, but also I actually might have ADHD. I think it's moderate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:51

Um is the stay-at-home dad life? Stay at home papa.

SPEAKER_07 2:54

That's me. Stay at home gramps. Um, it's really good. I'm trying to find any excuse to not go back to work or any way to make money online. You even said to me before, he said he would take a pay cut to be a stay-at-home. Because if I take a pay cut, then that means I can do more content.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

Will you pay the government less too?

SPEAKER_07 3:15

Yeah, fuck the government. Yeah. I don't know if that's illegal or not. I don't care. Um yeah, it just means that I can do way more stuff with content, and that's what I want to do. This is my dream. This is I want to do content full time and staying at home. It's also super nice that I get to drop the kids off at school. How is it picking in and dropping kids off at school? I don't pick them up. Oh they they walk home, they can find their own way. Nice. Yeah. Bus, maybe. Um But Michaela kind of pissed me off the other morning. How'd that go? Really annoying. What'd she do? So she no one will know, but she uh started her her her job. So it was her first day back at work yesterday, and this was yesterday. It was the first day that uh I was taking the kids back to school and doing all that stuff, and um I because I'm not working, I turn off my alarm, make sure my alarm's off so I don't have to wake up to an alarm. It's a nice feeling. Instead of her waking me up because I had to take the kids to school, she set an alarm on my phone. Fucking asshole. So then I woke up at I mean, might knew it was 7 30, and I like my phone alarm went off, and I was like, What the fuck? What is my alarm going off for? I make sure I turn it off. I walk out and she's standing there with like a freshly made coffee. She's like, sorry for putting on an alarm. I was like, You fucking asshole.

SPEAKER_03 4:39

Turn my phone alarm on. That's criminal. All right, that's fair. Have you thought about getting one of those wristbands that wake you up? Apparently, it's a lot nicer way to wake up. These glasses are fogging up. Um, have you like you have a bracelet so that way, like, when you sleep, you don't wake up the person next to you? Yeah, like just shakes your wrist or wherever you put it and wakes you up. Where do you put it? Where do you put it? Just to wake me up. No, I don't have one. Um, some of the boys at work have them. It's a wrist, so it's like a watch. Yeah, it's just like a wristband that just wakes you up. Apparently, it's also a lot healthier way to wake up because it's not that the alarm pins, yeah. Yeah, it's a trigger.

SPEAKER_07 5:25

You saw this this. I mean, you would have seen the skit that I do so fucking.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Whoa, I'm just looking at a fly getting in my business.

SPEAKER_05 5:36

Doug, get it.

SPEAKER_07 5:37

What do I pay for, Doug? This fly. Um, yeah, I made a skit the other day, and the first like two seconds of it was my alarm going off. That would kill you. And every time I listen to it, it's like PTSD. An alarm going off. If there's any video that has like that iPhone alarm in it, PTSD, bro. I just like it. I can feel my heart rate.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

I can honestly say I know what you know your your grandpa would go through when he hears loud bangs. I feel like I'm in the trench.

SPEAKER_05 6:11

Don't trenches. I'm in the trenches, bro. I've been at war.

SPEAKER_07 6:16

Yeah. It's um it's not nice. I don't like that. I don't like the sound. It's fucking shit. They need to make some kind of like nice. Oh yeah. We're on. I don't know how many, but they need to make some kind of like nice sound alarm.

SPEAKER_03 6:33

Nothing irks me more than people that won't wake up to their alarm.

SPEAKER_07 6:36

And if I can hear it. Bro. I reckon Rufus don't wake up to their alarm. I reckon they wake up to getting gobbies every like from their husbands or something.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

That's I was wondering where you were gonna swing this.

SPEAKER_07 6:48

That's the kind of vibe they.

SPEAKER_03 6:50

I thought they were Imagine Rufus getting up in the morning. Get up in complete darkness, none of the lights work because they have the light bulbs in full-blown light bulbs. Just kidding. Rufus aren't that bad.

SPEAKER_07 7:06

Are we going back on this? Let's not. Let's move along. Yes, no, let's let's get into uh blokes and women will do anything except so. I want to hear yours first.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

Do we just like how about you go first? I don't want to I don't want to go off the rip too far. I'm gonna ease into it.

SPEAKER_07 7:28

Okay, I'll go. So this I feel like is a very look. I'm fucking I'm calling out all the dudes, but like blokes will do anything besides wash their nuts. What Jeremy blokes that I know that don't wash their balls? What? No way. You're one of them. What do you mean? You stink. I have phrased skincare ball wash. Fucking shout out. Damn. Damn. Who's getting that bull wash? Um, no, blokes who do anything repla uh besides replace their towel.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 8:06

Replace their towel. Replace it.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

How often do you replace your towel? Oh, you mean like don't find a lie? Like wash it? Yeah. Maybe once a week to fortnight.

SPEAKER_06 8:16

I live with a woman.

SPEAKER_07 8:18

He goes, once a week, fortnight, maybe. Yeah. I live with a woman. Fortnite is diabolical, first of all. To me. You're gross.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

No, no, no, weekly. Absolutely. Uh towel and bed sheets every weekend.

SPEAKER_07 8:33

Every weekend. Oh, bed sheets. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Wait, how often you doing your sheets? I'd say every weekend. Yeah. Because I mean Mikhail is sleeping in the wet patch all the time. Sick motherfucker. But the good thing, the good thing about uh like having kids, right? Is that they will grab a brand new towel every single day. So I'm I'm washing every single towel like every two days. Legit, it's so annoying.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

So that's fun.

SPEAKER_03 9:04

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

What about jeans? That's one thing I like don't wash.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

See, I don't wash jeans, I don't own jeans. I fucking hate jeans. Okay, hot take. That is a that hurts me.

SPEAKER_07 9:16

That kind of got it wrong. It does unnecessary hot take.

SPEAKER_03 9:19

Livy threatens to buy me jeans, and I'm like, no, I will burn them. Jeans is what pisses you off. Oh, I fucking hate it.

SPEAKER_05 9:26

Bro.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

What happened?

SPEAKER_05 9:28

What did jeans do to you, bro? If I see someone in double did it, that's ground for a drop kick.

SPEAKER_04 9:34

Just straight up.

SPEAKER_07 9:37

I I would say jeans are cool. I don't wash my jeans uh very, very rarely. But see, I I have had this saying this is a hot take. If I go to the gym and I'm at the gym and I don't sweat, I don't wash my gym clothes until I wash I wash the undies, I wash the undies and socks, but the shirt and the shorts, if I don't sweat, then what's the point? I'm not dirty and I'm really if you're not sweating, then why are you even going to the gym? I mean, I put in that ask my biceps out right now.

SPEAKER_03 10:07

Bro, he by the way, he's in a small right now. He's wearing a small shout out, trademark fire shirts. Fuck you. It's not small. What size is it? This is large. No, it's a medium. Is it medium? It is a medium. Yeah, medium. Medium. Oh, I got one. Okay. Women will do anything but tell you where they want to eat.

SPEAKER_07 10:35

Facts. Oh my god, me and Mikalay get into this argument all the time. Sounds it's it's universal. And I'm like, I'm like a I don't really like fast food like Maccas and like HAs and shit, because it's just gross. Um, but Zamberos, I'll I'll always, I mean, we had uh Zamburos for lunch, but I'll always like that's my first like go-to thing is like Zamberos because it's healthy, it's good, it's a little bit expensive, but I'd rather pay that a little bit more for good quality food than shit fast food macas.

SPEAKER_03 11:07

They also donate meals to people that need meals.

unknown 11:11

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 11:15

Just they just donate food. You know what? Shout out Zamburos, shout out Stacia too, because she works there, she's cool as yeah. Uh that is I've gotten to so many arguments with Michaela doing that shit. Because she'll be like, yo, I can't really be fast cooking tonight.

SPEAKER_03 11:32

I was like the worst part is where you want to go.

SPEAKER_07 11:35

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 11:36

Should we get the food? Yeah. Alright, let's go. I want either of these places. Nah. These places. Nah, these ones, nah. I don't know what I want. Nah. An hour later into this heated thing. Let's go get heated too.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

We'll go to this one. That was the first one, I said.

SPEAKER_07 11:56

And it's also, why don't you recommend some places? I'm recommending all of them.

SPEAKER_04 12:01

And you're saying anywhere.

SPEAKER_07 12:03

Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, that is a that's a rough one. To me, do you agree?

SPEAKER_01 12:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 12:12

All right. Blokes will do anything besides admit that they're cold.

SPEAKER_03 12:19

Certain blokes. I'm always cold.

SPEAKER_07 12:22

I reckon the like LGB uh ones that will tell you that that they're cold. Because I don't give a shit. But like blokes like you that want to be manly and hard.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Who's the one that just said I was always cold?

SPEAKER_07 12:35

Yeah, but you won't admit to it.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

Oh yeah. See? I'll be wearing Uggs and jumpers. You cold? No anymore. Not anymore. I'm the first one to be rugged up. I'm the only bloke at work that has like a vest on 24-7 or wearing a jumper. I'm so cold.

SPEAKER_07 12:51

Yeah. I'm the opposite though. I if I'm cold, I'm I'll cry about it all the time until I'm wearing like a beanie, two jumpers, a shirt, Uggs, trackies. And your foreskin over my face. Hell yeah. So what do you got on?

SPEAKER_03 13:06

I'm gonna keep it keep it mellow. What did he say? Oh, can I just get a question? Is it illegal to drink tea with a straw?

SPEAKER_01 13:23

No, because this is popped in in my brain. What country? Australia. Because like Asia or like bubble tea, right? That's basically just like cold tea.

SPEAKER_07 13:33

But is that the same as yeah?

SPEAKER_01 13:37

If you get like the milk tea, bubble tea, it's just like a British tea, English breakfast tea, whatever you want to call it. So high cold. So like it that's why it wigs me out. I can't drink it cold because that should be a hot thing. But like if you're used to drinking it cold, I guess it's nice. But I would go for like a green tea, bubble tea. So like the bubble teas that are like a fruity tea. That's more like a it's a green tea base as opposed to a like you look like you'd like matcha. I I I've tried it once and like it just tasted like soil a bit earthy. I've heard I've I I've I've never tried it. When he had a sip, Lily had one. Um yeah, I should get into it because I need coffee alternatives. So when I go out with someone and they're getting coffees and I don't want a coffee or whatever. Um tea. Yeah. I don't like paying for tea at a cafe because it's a tea bag. These things are like 20 cents a pop, and you go to a cafe and it's like four dollars. Like, no.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

Should just ask for a cup of boiled water.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

Yeah, bring my own.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

Out of the top pocket.

SPEAKER_07 14:36

Yeah. Uh I've well, I mean, drinking coffee out of a straw is pretty fucking disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Yeah, but like iced coffee. Iced coffee's alright. Hot coffee's not. You're not drinking anything. Who would hot through a straw? I think drinking beer out of a straw is fine.

SPEAKER_07 14:51

Drinking coffee. You want a battle.

SPEAKER_06 14:54

You couldn't even hold it straight.

SPEAKER_03 14:56

I could hold it. The only time a straw and a bottle is going together is so you can like neck them faster. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

Apparently, that's a thing. It gets you drunker quicker if you drink beer through a straw. Do you ever remember you ever hear that rumor? That was like a thing. We definitely did it one night with the boys.

SPEAKER_03 15:12

You definitely did butt chugging too because it hits you harder.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

Moving on.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

Butt jugging.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

Pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. Alright, back into it. Women will do anything. But pick a movie.

SPEAKER_07 15:29

Ooh, I don't know. McAllister's pretty good at picking movies. Talking about movies we watched off campus. Now, oh my god. Oh, we won't get into that right now. But oh my god, I want to watch it so bad. Shout out my boy Garrett. You fucking sexy man. Yes. But on saying that, women will do anything besides stay awake and watch a fucking movie. Women that's we we we started watching season two of Fallout.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

A lot a lot La la la La La La. That voice uh That's fucked That was fucked, yeah fair enough.

SPEAKER_07 16:12

Um we started watching uh the second season of Fallout and we got about 10 minutes in. I heard snoring in my ear, straight snoring my ear. Sick man. I'll just watch it myself. But if it's off campus, damn, she'll watch two episodes in one sitting. Are they long episodes? Hour. So good though. How many uh eight eight hours in my life? Yeah, it's so good though. Did you end up watching any? It's so fire. That that's your intro on when it turns it off. That's your homework for this week. So next week we can talk about it.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

Um, first of all, I'm not in school, I'm not doing homework. That's that's your homework, so that's what you gotta do. I what did I say? I said I would try if I have time, see how it goes.

SPEAKER_07 17:03

There's lots of sex.

SPEAKER_03 17:04

I'm slightly more interested.

SPEAKER_07 17:08

Um yeah, well, blokes will do anything except clean the microwave. How often should you clean a microwave? Uh if it's fucking dirty.

unknown 17:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:23

Why?

SPEAKER_07 17:24

Explain.

SPEAKER_03 17:25

So why you asked that question? I asked, well, for starters, I keep mine up on a fridge so I don't really look at it.

SPEAKER_07 17:30

I just kind of you just throw your shit in from across the thing. You know what? Is it dirty?

SPEAKER_03 17:36

I wish I had the microwave off Spy Kids. You have your little package.

SPEAKER_07 17:44

Spy Kids is such an underrated movie.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

I've watched it again. Oh, it looks terrible, but I love it.

SPEAKER_07 17:51

I see the stuff and I'm like, oh those thumb thumbs look so shit.

SPEAKER_03 17:55

Not even the it's more like the chase scenes and stuff, and it's like I could make a better green screen effect with graphs.

SPEAKER_07 18:02

Yeah, the the actual uh the CGI in it is I mean, I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but it would be I know it would be horrible. Um yeah, no, I would say my microphones a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 18:15

That's a gangster.

SPEAKER_07 18:15

I love spy kids, bro.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

Um women will do anything, but use the already open 47 tabs they have on their phone. Are these for reference? Libby over here has 280 something tabs open on holy shit.

SPEAKER_07 18:38

No, do something about that, you know.

SPEAKER_06 18:41

She'd be like, oh, we just and I'm like, Jesus Christ. Like, I'm organized.

SPEAKER_07 18:48

You you have to do something about that. How quick does your phone die?

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Yeah, fucking quick. No, not even like tabs of like stuff open, but tabs on safari.

SPEAKER_07 18:59

Yeah, that's what I've oh yeah, yeah. Close them all.

SPEAKER_03 19:03

I have you can even put them into groups. Like, I have four groups of like tabs, yeah. True. So I have like a car tab, mechanic tab, regular tab, and podcast tab. And oh the incognito tabnito.

SPEAKER_08 19:18

It's not five.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

What is it?

SPEAKER_08 19:20

319.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

219 319.

SPEAKER_08 19:24

300.

SPEAKER_03 19:26

Nah, you have issues. She just opens more. Can't really close all. Just close all. That's fine. All right. I'm gonna out myself here. How many alarms do you have on your phone right now?

SPEAKER_07 19:39

Two.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Open it. Your phone's in front of you. Yes, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

I reckon I got about like five or six.

SPEAKER_07 19:46

How many? Oh, I've got three.

SPEAKER_00 19:48

Three.

SPEAKER_07 19:50

Yeah, five. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 19:56

What are you just doing? What the fuck? One for every minute of the day.

SPEAKER_03 20:01

And by the way, these are like this like is not anything. There's like 718, 717. I have three, three of them. Four. Four, seven fifteen, seven fourteen, seven thirteen, seven twelve, seven twelve, seven ten, seven nine, eight, seven. I have everything. Every time I'll use an alarm once and I'll just turn it off and delete it. Add more. So you I've never changed an alarm. I just turn them off and add another. That's as bad as fucking opening another safari tab. Delete them. Like it is honestly amazing how many there is on there now. So I think I counted them once and it was somewhere up in the high hundreds.

SPEAKER_07 20:40

So every alarm that is in there is every alarm that you've set, just not deleted.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

Yeah. Oh, I mean, I probably only started this like six years ago. What do you mean, only just started? That's six years, brother. This is a brand new phone, too, and it transferred over all the alarms. And I was like, damn, that was kind of useless.

SPEAKER_07 21:00

Yeah, I've got I've got one. Yeah, one, I've got one that I use. I think I have close to like 400 or 500.

SPEAKER_03 21:07

400 or 500 alarms. Oh, like, yeah, I'm not even joking. That scrolling was like really fast.

SPEAKER_07 21:13

Bro, you motherfuckers have issues, man. What what now you're gonna tell me some fucked up shit? Go on, what do you got? Nothing.

SPEAKER_03 21:22

You don't wash your undies or some shit. No, have you ever watched um Big Hero Six? I wear him front! I'll wear him back! I wear him inside front back.

SPEAKER_07 21:33

Um okay, you outed yourself. So yeah, here's one. Uh blokes will do anything besides read the instructions.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

I mean pictures only.

SPEAKER_07 21:45

Hold on. Give me a picture book, bro. Actually, you know what? Don't even give me a book, I'll figure it out myself. And if you try and hand me instructions, I'll get offended and punch you in the throat. I hand my instructions. But also he rips them. Keep those closed, just in case. In case.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

I like the ones I prefer, like nowadays a lot of parts, like I was doing on some car stuff, right? And Omai ordered some parts to fit. I like it when they come with just a QR code to scan to go find like manuals and stuff. That's a lot nicer than having paper instructions. I do I fuck with that.

SPEAKER_07 22:17

Well, that's like trademarks. Have a QR code on the back of their tab. So like if you are struggling mentally, then you can scan this QR code and you'll feel better. You'll feel better, yeah. You'll go straight to TX or yeah, TX, I think. Which is a mental health service, which is awesome. And it's also on the on the little pocket of thing. But um yeah, if there's anything to be read, I don't I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_03 22:47

Can I just try and decide how far we're going to go far, go far. Oh we got now.

SPEAKER_07 22:52

Do you want me to quickly do one? Guys who do anything besides make a woman come, just saying just fucking saying, bro. Alright. That's disrespectful. Make learn the map. Alright, they just updated it. It's on uh Google. We were talking about that. I don't know. News lady. Channel 7. They've just updated the pussy map. The pushy map. I've never even fucking yeah, anyway.

SPEAKER_03 23:18

Um, girls, no, sorry, women will do anything but tell you what's wrong.

SPEAKER_07 23:26

No, it's fine, don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_03 23:28

Moving on, anyway.

SPEAKER_07 23:30

Did I did I do something wrong? No, don't worry about it. Literally 24 hours later.

SPEAKER_02 23:35

You piece of shit. What the f what did I do?

SPEAKER_03 23:40

Bro, I'm getting bed to go to sleep, cuddling, like, you know, anything wrong? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:45

Oh, bro, scooch over and then you scooch over. You're like, all right now, you wanna you wanna go?

SPEAKER_07 23:51

Or it's like, or it's are you sure you're okay? You're both laying in bed, and it's like, yeah, I'm fine. You go to roll over, you're like this close to falling asleep. She's like, You could have told me, and you're like, ah shit. You're like right on the brink of like uh nodding off, and then it just starts, and you're wide awake. Yeah, damn.

SPEAKER_03 24:12

All right, you'll go.

SPEAKER_07 24:14

Well, I feel like it's only fair that men would do anything besides take accountability. It's fair, it's true. I said it. Take accountability. Even when and JP's like a perfect example of this. If you rage bait JP, he will not back down, and even if you are wrong, you will not say you are right. Double down, you double down on the fake bullshit, and this comes back to the biggest.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

We just keep going doubling down.

SPEAKER_07 24:46

So you know how we said the other day, the Instagram, like everyone uses uh explore. I went through all of our videos, it's not the case, it's not explore page, it's all reels tabs.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Yeah, so do it. I know you want to do it. No, no, we'll go back into some women will do anything but parallel park.

SPEAKER_07 25:13

It's just facts.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

There was something about parking in there, but I was like, no, parallel park for sure.

SPEAKER_07 25:19

Oh, you know what's funny? There's a good one that women will do anything besides miss a curb.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

Women will do anything but clean the backseat.

SPEAKER_07 25:34

Women will do anything but fill up the car. Oh, yeah. Women will do anything besides sweep up their mess.

SPEAKER_02 25:41

Damn, staff's just adding on the women's side.

SPEAKER_07 25:44

Bro, you've just joined over. Jumping on yours. Let's go. Alright, no, yeah. Uh blokes will do anything besides take a sick day.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

Yeah, well, men would. Oh, it's like, yeah, blokes will do anything but go to the doctor.

SPEAKER_07 26:00

Yeah. Yeah. Or blokes will do it, do anything besides talk about it. Talk about their issues.

unknown 26:08

Facts.

SPEAKER_07 26:08

Yeah. Start a podcast. And I really want to kill myself, but hey, man, I'm fine. I'm cool. Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_03 26:18

Women will do anything but answer with yes or no.

SPEAKER_07 26:21

Women will do anything besides answer the fucking phone. I'm sorry, I'm just jumping on.

SPEAKER_04 26:27

It's like we've both gone.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

It's like one for men, two for women.

SPEAKER_04 26:32

The ratio. It's not fair. It's not fair.

SPEAKER_03 26:38

Oh, men will do anything but ask for directions. That's so true. Oh, I will confidently go down the wrong streets.

SPEAKER_05 26:52

Yes. Just to turn it. You need help. No, no, no. Pass me. Nah, it's fine. It's fine.

SPEAKER_07 26:57

Yeah. Oh my god. It's so true though. I where did I go yesterday? I went somewhere the other day and I was so confident. Um, and I I was three kilometers away. I didn't know where the fuck I was going. So what were you doing dropping the kids to school?

SPEAKER_04 27:14

Went to the wrong school.

SPEAKER_07 27:16

No, I can't remember where I was going, but yeah, I just like thought I was going at a certain spot. Um oh to go see Skin, Skin Durham. Oh, yeah. I thought they were down near the police station, but they're actually up on Delaca Street, way over here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, I didn't even put it in maps, I just drove to where I thought you were gonna see.

SPEAKER_05 27:41

Oh, that's brilliant. I love that.

SPEAKER_07 27:43

So that was kind of funny. Um, men will do anything besides call customer service. We'll just complain. All right, we'll complain about every single thing in our life, but not do anything about it. Oh, I go on.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Men will do everything but return a package.

SPEAKER_07 28:03

I think still there. Still there. I think you can talk about those as maybe I should actually take them because I'm not working. Too late now.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

I did the whole return process for you. All you gotta do is drop them off. I'll do them. I'll do them today.

SPEAKER_07 28:19

Like, surely I can still do them.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

I will do them, okay? Yeah. Ooh. I got one. Blokes will do anything but find out the gossip. You know, and you tell your missus, it was like, oh, they broke up. What happened? I have no idea. I don't care.

SPEAKER_07 28:36

Yeah, I didn't think to investigate. Yeah, that is oh my god, it is spot on. That is funny as. Oh, so what is I uh so and so say, I honestly have no idea, I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Oh, well, I'll go get the gossip myself. Yeah, I'll like catch up with a friend I haven't seen for years, and then meet up with Lily after, and she's like, How was it? Oh, yeah, cool. So, what are they up to? How's this going? How's that going? I'm like, I don't know. I think they get we only hung out for four hours. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 29:04

What did you do? I don't know, talking about what was happening in the moment.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

Yeah, like I don't know. Like we fill the time, but I don't have the answers you're looking for here.

SPEAKER_07 29:12

Oh man, it's so true. I feel like another one, um, blokes who do anything besides sleep in the wet patch. I don't sleep in a wet patch. Do you know what a wet patch is?

SPEAKER_00 29:26

Explain it to me. Explain it to me.

SPEAKER_07 29:29

What is the wet patch? Well, it's a it's a female orgasm that is being put on the bed strategically by a man so he doesn't have to sleep in it. You guys disgust me. I would never do that. I always sleep in the wet patch.

SPEAKER_03 29:43

Ooh. Women will do anything but wear the same clothes twice.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

I feel like these are all directly. I have a room that's full of clothes. You know the worst part? Do you buy me more clothes? I only need four. Four. Max. I just need four.

SPEAKER_07 30:07

Women will do anything besides go to the gym. As in, like, they'll do any bit of a game.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Are you talking about like, you know, yoga mums that do like that weird string ropey points? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 30:19

And also bounce you with the trampoline, all the dancing, they'll like go into with like the dancing thing. They'll do anything besides and Libby run.

SPEAKER_03 30:26

Women will do anything but fill up their water bottle.

SPEAKER_07 30:30

Right. You'll get flogged when we leave. This is uh you'll get bad, bro.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

Women will do anything but stick to a diet.

SPEAKER_05 30:50

It's it's the wheezing over there is getting louder and louder.

SPEAKER_07 30:55

It's spot on.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_07 30:58

So have you uh have you tracked your calories? No. How do you know how many calories you're in? I don't. What the fuck then? Yeah, that's Michaela again. Ooh. Michaela, uh not Michaela. I was about to roast that bitch. What are you gonna say? Uh women will do anything besides folder washing. Right. Oh, you should see my bedroom. Women will do anything but beat.

SPEAKER_08 31:30

Ashley.

SPEAKER_07 31:31

No You're getting beat.

SPEAKER_04 31:34

You're not beat. They can't hear Libitron.

SPEAKER_08 31:38

That motherfucker gives the washing off the line and throws it on a spare bed and opens the door. What are spare beds for? I've done the washing. I've opened the spare room, the bed is full of washing.

SPEAKER_07 31:52

Everywhere. Yeah. Who honestly? Who folds clean washing? Seriously, if you do that, you're a psychopath. Do you? Clean washing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:04

When do you fold it when it's dirty? No. I'll just be what's wait.

SPEAKER_07 32:10

Do you want do you fold clean washing?

SPEAKER_01 32:12

Yeah. I fold my clothes. What do you want about? You can be honest here, too. This is well to be honest, I have hangers, so most of my stuff goes on hangers. Yeah, that's true. That mine too. I fold my pants. Do you fold your undies? My trouser pants. My trouser pants? No, no. Undies just get thrown in a basket. How do you put your Tupperware in? Oh, very neatly stacked and organized. My Tupperware is very organized, yeah. I feel like, damn, you're like the only person in the world that does that. Yeah. Because it's carnage to not have my kitchen is very organized. Like a dishwasher, I keep a dish. I have a I have rules for stacking a dishwasher. Really? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 32:52

Can you come over and watch my kids stack a dishwasher? No, I'll be triggered.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

It's gonna punch my kids in the face. I just I don't deal with other people's dishwashers because everybody lives in absolute fucking carnage. Mine is neat and organized and fit.

SPEAKER_07 33:07

Damn. Clean clean tupperware cupboard, that's fire. My kids throw it in there.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

Yeah, well, when I was it was something I always wanted when I grew up. You know, when I'm an adult, I'm gonna have clean tupperware. All snacks neatly together, different sizes, half a litre liter, 250 mil.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

We don't have tupperware.

SPEAKER_01 33:26

Liberton doesn't know how to MDF food. Women are doing everything, but empty out the Tupperware. Lily's the same. She leaves hers at work and come home at the end of the week with like five Tupperware. I even have to clean.

SPEAKER_03 33:38

I I'm like, I did that a couple times and said, You're cleaning it twice. All the containers just got thrown into boot now.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

And I went, we're using one use only containers. You don't get Tupperware anymore. Restricted.

SPEAKER_07 33:52

Blokes will do anything besides look after our own kids. Hey, no, don't point at me. I like looking after my kids. Bitch. Damn.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

Are we gonna get cancelled for this episode? I hope so. Women will do anything but finish burning their candles. They'll just get more.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

That's a bit of a stretch, I think. I think that's just candles in general. Yeah, candles will do anything besides die.

SPEAKER_07 34:25

Yeah, I feel I feel like, yeah, that's I was a bit of a stretch, I think. Women will do anything besides wash that white stain in their crutch area on their pants.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

Brother's getting so specific.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

Oh baby, cut that one out, baby. This episode's gonna be like 20 minutes long.

SPEAKER_07 34:54

Everything cut, all gone. Uh that one's funny because that's a natural discharge. That's natural. Everyone knows. Everyone knows. It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 35:06

Damn, these ones are kind of getting sad now. I'm trying to think of more. What? Yeah, they just recycled.

SPEAKER_07 35:13

Recycled.

SPEAKER_03 35:14

Alright. That's right. I mean, women will do anything but take obvious advice. I've still getting beaten later.

SPEAKER_07 35:24

Women will do anything besides calm. Oh shit. I really don't want to go to work, man, next week. I really don't.

unknown 35:36

Why?

SPEAKER_07 35:37

Because it's shit.

SPEAKER_03 35:39

Oh, you love your job.

SPEAKER_07 35:40

No.

SPEAKER_03 35:41

I lied. I lied, everyone. You sound like one nope, probably like four out of five tradies ever. Yeah. I had my job. I do it. Yeah, it pays.

SPEAKER_07 35:50

Money. Yeah, it pays. That's right. As we speak, there are some big things in the pipeline.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

So yeah.

SPEAKER_07 36:00

I need to do a fat shit. That's what I'm saying. That's exactly where I went. Bro's blocked up. Yeah. Um well, I mean.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

You didn't turn the sign on.

SPEAKER_07 36:13

Apologies. Apologies, everyone, I'm sure. There you go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:18

Also, if you've seen us on the news, that was cool. We were on the news. I don't even know. Yeah. How does that make you feel? Where do you did you think we're at the Was that a sign for something? I was about to. I actually looked over and I was like, all right, moving on.

SPEAKER_07 36:33

No one cares. Uh yeah, the news was. I don't know. It didn't really. It's so weird because like I feel like when I say this, I feel like I'm just being. The news made us feel small.

SPEAKER_03 36:47

They did it. Had a bigger camera and a bigger drop. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 36:52

Jesus Christ. Hey, Ella, don't ever show your tripod to blokes. All right. It's just very intimidating. And it makes him feel like a boy. It does. She came in and her tripod was like, it was on her shoulder. You could beat elephants with it.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

I was competing with her at WA Day. We were both there shooting. So I walk around on my little rig and she's like, nice one, little boy. Not at all. That's just we literally just walked past each other, but I was like, that's probably what went through your head. You're just like, pathetic. Put my camera in the bin and walked home.

SPEAKER_07 37:24

Yeah, no, she did. She like walked through there. I was just like, damn, like, you're the person that they tell me not to worry about. Because she like put hers down and towered over that one. And I was like, shit. And then she like her camera was like in a big like briefcase scene, and she pulled it out. What the f what why do you need so much big stuff for? It is the news, yeah. Respect the news, which is uh yeah, respect. She was awesome though. She was like not what I expected a reporter to be like.

SPEAKER_01 37:53

It was super fun little segment. I saw it, it was really nice. Yeah, it was cool.

SPEAKER_07 37:57

Um, but that was like when it was coming out, I had so many people that that knew about it that was like, Oh, are you excited? Are you like this? Are you this? It was like it just felt like a normal interview. Yeah. So it's a little strange being on the other side, yeah, but it kind of just felt normal because we've I think we've been uh doing it for so long. Um so then when people were like asking about it, it's just like, oh my god, you guys are famous, uh blah blah blah blah, all this. No, legit. Like, I have had so many people say, Oh, you're a big famous boy now, you're in the news. No, that's not I tell them, yeah, yeah, get out of my way.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

Fuckers. I want free food. I don't want free food. Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_07 38:41

Yeah, people who do that pisses me the fuck off and they need to what? I mean, I wanted free food, but you know, what was that? Anyway, um yeah, I had so many people like say that and messages, and I then I also had like so many people that I went to primary school and high school with, like, yo, what the this is so weird, like congratulations, but and then it didn't it didn't really affect me because I was just like it's just what we've been doing for the past like year and a bit. I guess humble, uh like they would say. Welcome. Everyone loves a a humble king, humble king, but the it didn't hit me until I actually saw it on the news.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

We did, we watched it together.

SPEAKER_07 39:24

Yeah, I mean it was a I was on FaceTime watching it, but I was watching it come up on the news, yeah, it was uh such a surreal moment. And Michaela cried, she did, yeah. She didn't want me to see though. What is yeah, um, I got goosebumps, it made me feel very weird and also somewhat proud of what we've achieved and what we can possibly do. I I never thought, even when she messaged me, I was like, like she asked, Oh, do you guys want to like can we do a report on you guys? And I was like, why? Like, I asked, we're not really doing anything. But then when you actually look about it, like we are having a conversation about mental health, we are bringing that light to those shit topics, and Ben will do anything but that legit, 100%. Um so yeah, when you actually think about it, I think it's a little bit different for us because we're making it and we're starring in it and we're producing it, and we're the face is behind it. So like we just see it as like fun, fun, fun, funny skits. Fun, fun, funny skits. Um, as where a lot of people can probably see it as like oh, they're like they're bringing that laughter to like serious things, which is cool. Um, so I never really thought of it that way.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

So then when it actually popped up on the news, it was like and it was weird to find out the inspiring side, like saying that, like, oh, do you realize that you drive more people into the trade space for this and that as well? Which was a a weird thing to get into because you're like, I didn't even really Yeah, you don't think of that stuff. You're like, Yeah, you get questions here and there and this and the matter, but you've never been like, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:05

So I think the not gonna lie, the question that I wish went on to the news which one was uh she said, Oh, what what gender is more like like highest in your view rate? Oh no, she said something about like a our audience.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

What is our audience male dominated or something?

SPEAKER_07 41:24

And our audience is actually more female dominated, and she goes, Oh really? Why do you think that is? And JB goes, just pure sex appeal. I was like, I like looked at her and I was like, Is that allowed on the news? She was like, Yeah, I don't care. I was like, That's getting cut.

SPEAKER_02 41:40

I wish it made it.

SPEAKER_07 41:42

I was waiting, I was waiting for that to pop up because it would have been so funny. Oh, god.

SPEAKER_03 41:47

Um, as soon as I said it, I was like, Well, you can cut that out.

SPEAKER_07 41:50

Yeah, there was some questions that I think the one that made it onto the news was like, Oh, like, do you get any um uh messages from people about wanting to get into the trade? And we do surprisingly, we get a lot of people from America and different countries asking to for us to employ them. It's like, well, we we don't do that, we just make stupid states. Yeah, we're not an actual, like, we don't No Yanks, no Jesus, yeah, damn. Um, it was cool. Then the news was cool. The news was cool. I liked it.

SPEAKER_03 42:25

The news was cool.

SPEAKER_07 42:26

What's what's a goal? I I don't know. So we so we've been on the news. The news wasn't really anything that we've really discussed, like it's not it's not really anything that we were like, yeah, I want to be on the news. Now we're on the news. Do you have anything that you want to do?

SPEAKER_03 42:39

What do you what do you want to do? I want live shows. Live shows, yeah. That would be cool. I would get us cancelled.

SPEAKER_07 42:46

Uh if we already haven't been cancelled, both readers and word pass.

SPEAKER_03 42:51

No, can you imagine? I'll just hand this to staff. No, pussy, it's mine. Oh I'll say it. I had to take that down for the news.

SPEAKER_01 43:02

Did she see it or was it did you? Yeah, she liked it laughed about it. Yeah, she laughed about it.

SPEAKER_03 43:06

And I said, I'm just gonna just in case. Just um better say it than sorry.

SPEAKER_07 43:11

Yeah, I don't know if I've said it in the past shows, but I think I have. I I would love to do live shows. I would do I'd love to do tours around Australia and do live shows and just like talk about like so that way you can speak to the audience and get people's live uh stories and then talk about it, and then like other people in the audience could have gone through the same thing.

SPEAKER_03 43:31

I would like to host some more events, I reckon. But like scale them up from last time. Considering first time we got twenty old people around there, which is cool, which is not bad for our skills as uh people, yeah, which will tell me. That was probably a year ago, maybe? Yeah, about that. It was oh my god. No, it was October, September, September.

SPEAKER_07 44:01

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

That was that was this. That's the one. Yeah, that was very nervy. That was one of the hardest things to do. I remember like when people started gathering, me and staff were like, Oh shit, what's happening? What's happening?

SPEAKER_07 44:12

Because we were the face of it, and like I thought I was gonna be fine in front of an audience. I turned my vagina, went really, really wet.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

It's not quite right. Uh shit. Uh um, and yeah, staff's like, we're gonna start this, and I was like, Cool, how are we gonna do it? He goes, You gotta you gotta do it, man. I was like, oh, oh, and I was like, all right, I'm just gonna be really awkward, and it was the most awkward start and get into it, but 30 seconds of awkwardness.

SPEAKER_07 44:40

Yeah, as as soon as you started it, I was like, Okay, now it's fine. That'll be good. And it was the only time that has uh happened is when we did our interview with Sev. Yeah, that was yeah, I was shitting my absolute dax.

SPEAKER_03 44:52

I remember getting out of the car, staff was in his car with his little vape, I was uh flavored air in his punch, and I was like I got out, walked in, I'm like, open his door, I'm like, Staff, we gotta go in. I was like, you'll be right, I'll sort it, we'll be fine. And then yeah, get in there, ask a couple questions, and just relax.

SPEAKER_07 45:10

And now I think uh I'd be fine because I just want to make a dickhead of myself. I think it's funny, yeah. Um, yeah, live shows and more more events.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

Well, you know what they say, embarrassment is an underexplored emotion. Something like that. Don't quote me.

SPEAKER_07 45:27

I'm quoting you. Probably fake. One thing I do want to say is have you been doing your fucking push-ups? No, you you've got 200 to do.

SPEAKER_01 45:36

I've done none. You're making it worse for yourself. Well, he snuck up on me. All of a sudden, you were like, Oh, yeah, you needed to do a hundred push-ups yesterday. Like, motherfucker, I got cold.

SPEAKER_04 45:48

I got cold.

SPEAKER_07 45:50

Well, we've been doing them. Yes. So this is has he? This was Toomy's idea.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

She just got here today, like a couple hours ago.

SPEAKER_07 45:59

So we're doing the push for mental health. Uh, it's doing push-ups every single day of the pushup challenges.

SPEAKER_01 46:05

100% blaming my ADHD. I saw a thing and I was like, Yeah, I'm really keen for this. And then a week later, it's like, I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

Oh, Toomy. We're gonna put your money where your mouth is, you're right.

SPEAKER_07 46:17

Well, if you don't do it, you have to donate.

SPEAKER_03 46:22

What did you write for the goal of what you hope to raise?

SPEAKER_07 46:25

We get uh donated.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

What did you what did you write down to hope to raise for the push-up challenge? Just a thousand bucks. I did a dollar. I know. Let's set the bar low and then see how far we go.

SPEAKER_07 46:37

Anything more is a win. Well, that was the lowest that I could choose for a team. Oh the lowest that I could choose for a team was a thousand dollars. Shit. So I don't know. But yeah, Tumi's gonna start doing his uh push-ups. Uh, you're gonna do video proof as well.

SPEAKER_01 46:54

So yeah, just AI, very obviously AI video.

SPEAKER_07 47:02

Um, all right, that's gonna be the end of this episode. Thank you guys for watching. Make sure you go down below and check out all of our social medias. Um, jump over to JP Intersect. There you go, and to me. Hello. Yep, jump over there too. So, all right, thank you for watching. See you next week. Peace.