#91 | Have you ever been given a wedgie? | ISP

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unknown 0:01

Bro.

SPEAKER_04 0:01

What's that? What the hell is it? Blew out your asshole. Is it half a kidney hanging out too? Jesus. Hey, Siri. Smell that.

SPEAKER_03 0:17

Welcome back to the Intersect Podcast, the number one trading podcast in Australia. We have a new uh question of the day. Well, we're gonna start a new segment.

SPEAKER_04 0:28

It's called question.

SPEAKER_03 0:29

Segment. That's what I was trying to think of. Thank you. New segment. And this is from let me bring it up. Innergram. No, it's from YouTube, actually. Oh, of YouTube, damn. Uh Lena Lauren. Shout out. This is yeah. Shout out to you. Uh, she said, Have you ever been given a wedgie? What's the story? She. So, JP, you go first.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Um, yeah, actually, like pretty common, like a couple times a week. The missus will try. A couple times a week. Oh, recently, like now. Yeah, like she'll just be like, she'll try like give me a wedgie, but then immediately I'd also give her a wedgie at the same time. And it's just like fine. So you guys are just both wedging each other, like imagine like lying in bed and just being comfy, and all of a sudden it's just like, yeah, and then I'm yeah. It's essentially it, it's just fine. It's so annoying. It's kind of funny, but anyway, so you guys.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

What's your one? Uh well, I remember um going walking to school and it was like a misty morning. Oh, damn, this is like a real one. Oh, was yours not real? No, it was kind of like jokey laughing. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, they're not like I'm gonna actually like you know cut you in half with your underwear. No, yeah, this is this felt like it ripped my bunghole open. So I was walking um and my older stepbrother was like walking in front of me. For some reason, he decided he wanted to turn around and just rip my undies over my fucking head. So there was this little fence that we used to walk past. It was like a a fence? Like it. No, it was like on a corner. And it was this little fence that was probably waist height at the time. So what this was in primary school. Motherfucker. This piece of shit. Um, and sh he he turned around every single morning. He would flip me over the fence and then run to school for no reason, just because he thought he it was funny. And then one morning he came up, um, he he goes, Oh, look at that. And I turned around. So got me, which is okay, fair enough. All right, that's fair. And then he like gr he like put his hands under my bag because you know how back in the day he used to have Oh, you were a saggy saggy bag, right? Wait, is that what you're talking about?

SPEAKER_04 2:50

Yeah, the back bag.

SPEAKER_03 2:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Saggy bag. Um, and he just like under grabbed ripped, and it felt like the immediate that is this is front end. So my nuts went from like a nice ball to split like Moses did with the wall. Frog eyes. Yeah. And my bung hole and gooch just got ripped to shreds. It is not a nice feeling. I couldn't imagine. I've done it to the girls as well. Obviously, not that hard. Just swinging them around. But what I do now is if I know that they've got like stretchy pants on, I'll like grab their pants, grab their feet, put their feet up near their head, and then grab their pants and wrap it over their feet so their feet are stuck near their head, they can't get out.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

It's funny. Ah, the joys of abusing your own children.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

That's so fun. So, yes, we have gotten wedgies.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

To me, I know you got a special one. You know, I can imagine the feeling, so I know what it feels like to be given a wedgie, but have you ever had anyone a wedgie? You've never had one. No, never. I mean, I think probably I know what it feels like. I can picture it. Get him.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

Oh, I could never. I would never do that. I think a wedgie's just like it's not quite I don't know, enough. What elaborate? What do you mean? Like if you're gonna do something, it needs to be funny over hurty.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

Wedgies are funny, but there's a point where there's a T to scale. There's a line where you're ripping my bunghole off my whole body, and it's not a great feeling, but doing it little wedgie, little ah, and then like kind of lifting them up off the floor so their legs kind of dangle. Bro, wait, why are you looking at me like that? Like it's sexual.

SPEAKER_00 4:55

I thought that was a little bit too far. Oh, is that is that the line?

SPEAKER_03 4:59

The fact that they're not standing on the ground, just a little fun one, just a little fun one, just make them cry so they're not on the floor. Um, yeah. No, wedgies are not nice, they're not fun, but they are fun doing to kids. You know what else isn't fun?

SPEAKER_04 5:17

My kids.

SPEAKER_03 5:18

I'm gonna specify my kids. Yeah, okay. Save it, save it.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

Yeah, um the fact that Toomy was booked in to watch a concert in Perth. No, concert artist, whatever it's called. I don't know. But either way, he he recently passed away. He fell down to earth from a helicopter.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:41

Yeah, it's uh Oliver Tree has passed away. And I don't know about you, but that man has some fire music.

SPEAKER_03 5:49

Wait, he has helped a lot of people mentally with his music. Um I didn't like the art like I we'll go on over before. I think I know four of his songs, and they're like his main popular songs. So of course I'm gonna know him. But I kind of knew him from just like him being a dickhead online. The scooters, yeah, just all the scooters, all the skits, and um like he went to our Willie Land. Do you know who our Willie is? Yeah, didn't think so. Uh he's uh he rides for Nitro Circus. Um, but he does like BMX and scooters. So he just went to R Willy Land, roast the shit out of I Willy, just saying he's like a super shit scooter, and he brought his like old razor to his place and just like played him in a game of scoot. Hell yeah, and it was hilarious. He's he's a little strange, but he's funny as well. Yeah, but that's what makes him like funny and like also relatable. Yeah, because we're all strange at in in some part, not me, mate. You're the the most strangest, says here sitting in pajamas.

SPEAKER_04 6:54

Yeah, I chucked the hat on, and that's about as far as I went. Yeah, so Oliver Tree, RRP, my boy. Um another great hero lost to helicopters. You know what is weird? Kobe.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Sorry, did you say Kobe? Yeah. Oh, fuck off. Just silence it, bro.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

I thought I did, honestly. Um, you know what is weird though? I feel like I don't think he had any bad like juju behind him. I don't think so. Anyway, so you're saying Kobe did? No, this is also the same as Kobe. This is also the same as um, I won't touch on that one. The like those two, like they're they're essentially looked at as like legends. Hell yeah. So, and it's also the same as Robin Williams, right? I don't think there was any bad, like he didn't do any bad shit. No, who as from as do you know who was who I was gonna talk about? I thought we were going to the Epstein files. Brother, of course, what I'm talking about is like Robin Williams, like most most almost everyone loved uh Robin Williams. Same with Kobe, same with uh Oliver Tree. There's a weird feeling that like when people like that die, like I don't know if if you guys do, I get just this weird feeling. I just I just get like a weird feeling that like he wasn't meant to die and it's corrupt and he's like someone did it. Some you reckon he was sabotage.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

Well, he just left his his label. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:27

If you had to go, would it be a car crash or a helicopter crash? Minecraft. Oh yeah, like I said before, go for third option. Playing crash.

SPEAKER_03 8:39

Um look, I'm gonna have to go. I'm gonna have to go helicopter. True? Yeah. Uh since I feel like there's been way more deaths with a helichopper in the last like five years. I know there's more, I just can't name them.

SPEAKER_04 8:56

What about you, Tim?

SPEAKER_00 8:59

I think plane, I think helicopter would be scarier, be more intense. You're gonna go for the rush. Plane, plane would just be a mad experience, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 9:09

See, helicopter would be cool. Helicopter, you'd see a lot more. Plane, you'd just be like a lot more secure. Yeah, yeah, you'd be like, are we going for the scenic route or are we going for the So I'm I'm the third the first option. I'm going a car. Like, have you seen those Coke can memes of like when the guy hit the pole at like 400k an hour and it just deforms? And like people were doing it with a co can just like wrapped around something, just bent. I feel like that would be the easiest way to go.

SPEAKER_03 9:37

Quickest. Well it'd be I think so. I don't know. Well, it depends how you depends, man. If I'm gonna go in a chopper, wait, let's set the scenario. Am I in the middle of absolute nowhere and it's just water or like or like desert and my and my chopper goes there?

SPEAKER_04 9:58

You are in a medium populated city and you're gonna hit the concrete.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

Okay, that's a way better scenario than what I was going with.

SPEAKER_04 10:06

What did you think? Well, do you think it was gonna be water? You're gonna drown, you're gonna have to survive, you're gonna pull some fucking 90 days at sea bullshit. No survival survival rate of zero. Oh, so it's guaranteed. Guaranteed. Not sure exactly how, but can I try and survive? But I'm still gonna die. I could imagine you just like jump out and slice in half from the blade. Two stats like ha sucked it. You're gonna be like dying and wedging yourself because you won't be able to feel it. Cut now.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

Yeah. Uh okay. So all three scenarios are a 100% mortality rate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:42

Interesting plane choice, I reckon.

SPEAKER_00 10:44

Yeah, I feel like that'd be way more than it's like. It's like a classic scenario, isn't it? You see it in the movies and that plane crashes. I want to see what it's really like.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

Those towers. I want to experience that shit.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

If I'm going out, going out.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

I feel like Heli Chopper would be more fun though. That seems scarier to me. Not many people.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

Way more people in a plane. But you're in like the chopper spinning like that. Yeah, you're like, ah.

SPEAKER_03 11:08

Staff would definitely be like, You got kids in the background on a plane, just like fucking screaming, you're gonna have to watch kids die. Tony, that's kind of fucked up, man. You just said they're in the back, he'd be looking forward.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

No, I'll be just watching the movie on my phone.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 11:23

Is it two like shit? I've watched up like this. Two times speed and makes I gotta get to the end before.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 11:30

Yeah, I look R.I.P.

SPEAKER_03 11:32

olive tree, it's it's fucked up. Yes. Um death is a weird thing, unfortunately, especially if it's unexpected.

SPEAKER_04 11:40

I have a gift, not a gift, a thing. Quick zoom in on the address. Please don't.

SPEAKER_00 11:47

I feel like this has nothing to do with the podcast. No, I've seen his gift so far, and let's just get over with come on.

SPEAKER_03 11:58

Oh, they're over there. The beanies. Oh, and the teddy. The stupid teddy.

SPEAKER_04 12:10

All right, so what I have got us is in pre-workout.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

I was gonna say that creatine.

SPEAKER_04 12:27

And this is made with one flavor in mind. Do you know what flavor this is? White monster energy drink.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

There's no way.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

White monster energy drink pre-workout.

SPEAKER_03 12:44

How do you tell? Oh, white zero. It's literally they just designed to be this. There's no way that this would taste.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

I was talking to one of the boys and he said he was told telling me about it, and I was like, no fucking way. So I ordered it. We're gonna try this. I already have the itchies. No, well not right now. But next time we can we can try it to compare. That's wild. I wonder okay, shit.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

It's made by Roadside Bomb Zero Limits.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

Zero Limits podcast? One of the podcasts, I think. Huh? It's the podcast part of it. Podcast podcast. There's a part of it. Yeah. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_00 13:20

Did I miss it? They do a podcast, the people that make it.

SPEAKER_04 13:23

Oh, right. Yeah, I'll have to get more information, but I just got it to start with. Hell yeah. Damn. Oh, it'll be a good one. It's just a little white monster kit inside.

SPEAKER_03 13:34

Yeah, I can't smell nothing.

SPEAKER_04 13:36

Damn. That's yo. So we're gonna try that and then we'll compare because we're always drinking these. And I thought it's good gift. Yeah, what? Oh, what? I always do terrible gifts. I'm gonna take my weird hat off, actually.

SPEAKER_03 13:48

You also do that. Was a quick little swap you did there. I didn't actually see any forehead or hair. Oh, there we go. Oh, you got nice head hair. Um, we have I put up a video the other day and it just it's fucking so funny. Um, I'm gonna read the top comments, but the the video essentially was because we all love booby pigs, right? Soapy booby pigs, that is, right? To me loves the ones that I send him um on a daily basis. Do you love them? Do I love what? Soapy booby pigs.

SPEAKER_04 14:20

Hell yeah. Sorry, one second. Zero Limits Podcast, that's what it is called. It's on there.

SPEAKER_03 14:25

Oh yeah, damn.

SPEAKER_04 14:26

Shout out.

SPEAKER_03 14:26

No, not shout-out. Fuck you, so we're gonna compete. We so um I put up a video and it was essentially what's the equivalent to a soapy soapy booby pig, right? For a woman. Bushy ball pig. Yeah, because sorry, because I feel like shaft pitches, not nice, right?

SPEAKER_04 14:48

I mean if you tie a bow on it.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

If you tie a bowl onto your wiener, that's that's not cool, man. And it blew up. I didn't expect it to blow up. Um but something like a bulliver tree. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

Oh I'm sorry, the caffeine's getting at me.

SPEAKER_03 15:09

I'm gonna read uh some of the most like so with over two and a half thousand likes. This is the most liked one. Um Buff.shrooms is his username, said vasectomy scar photo. So I mean, if you if you got your shit snipped, if you got your dick cut off. Didn't you get your dick cut off? I did. Yeah, did it grow back yet? I look like Ken.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

I got nothing there, it's just nice and smooth. Who's Ken?

SPEAKER_04 15:39

Oh, the doll. The who? Sorry, it just took me a second to figure out who Ken was.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

Yeah. I was gonna say Ken these walls fitting you.

SPEAKER_04 15:46

I was gonna say too. I was gonna go for it. I was like, oh!

SPEAKER_03 15:49

I held off. I'm glad you held off too. Uh um, yeah, so that's two and a half thousand likes. That's a fair amount. Right. I was hoping for some more creative answers. There it don't, I'm just going from most liked. Um no, sorry, this is the most liked. My apologies. This is five thousand seven hundred likes. Holy can you guess what this says? It's two words. Chocolate starfish. Soapy balls. Soapy balls, soapy balls, static dabs comment that uh shout out. That just nice and simple, a simplistic comment that made me laugh. And then the vasectomy photo, that one also made me laugh. Um, with the third light with 1800 comments, uh 1800 likes, we've got video taking a huge dump.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

Nice guys, if you're sending any of these, please don't don't do that.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

And if so, his his private Instagram is uh I mean Sobey Bulls, I think, is fine. Not to Toomie, I think he said before to send it to him. Um but anything else, don't send a huge video of you taking a huge dump. No one wants to see that. Big dukes. Um, this is uh another one that I just absolutely lost it at. This is with 675 likes. And be honest, tell me if you've done this before. Nut video with sound for sure.

SPEAKER_04 17:30

Damn with sound, that's fire.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

I wish that one had way more likes than what it has. Because as soon as I saw that, it shit made me laugh so much. Nut video with sand. Have you done it? No, God no I have with sand all of it with sand. Damn. Yep.

unknown 17:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

What does with sand mean? Like obviously the sound of just staff farting.

SPEAKER_04 18:01

Rubbling out too much tension there, buddy. Uh to me, have you?

SPEAKER_03 18:08

No, yeah, you guys you guys haven't. Damn. That's crazy. Yeah, I haven't either. That's weird.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

Can't think in what situation I would do that.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

If your missus was away or if you're away for work, she's not gonna enjoy that. So someone just looking at you, what's that?

SPEAKER_04 18:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

It's yeah, it's she prefer soapy balls, honestly. Just straight soapy balls. She'd honestly enjoy. I think that'd make her laugh. If she suddenly just got soapy ball, I've lathered them up and out of nowhere. So that would that would make her day. I think she'd laugh at that.

SPEAKER_04 18:47

I think I would laugh. I think you need to like somehow sneak that in, do it, and tell us how it goes. That's that's your homework. Get some soapy ball reactions, a soapy ball peek.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

I um no, I haven't done the video. I don't like actually sending videos or photos at all. I think it's fucking gross. Just the look of it. What about that photo you wish on me? Huh? It is gross. It is very gross. What do you say?

SPEAKER_04 19:13

So what about that photo you wish on me?

SPEAKER_03 19:15

Of Toomy. Of you? Oh no, that was in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_04 19:18

Was he on the shower? Huh? Dog log? When you're like on the sink and the shower at the same time, upside down. On the sink and the shower at the same time. Yeah, do you like the example on this chair? You know exactly what I'm doing. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Oh I yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Um, I wish Toby could see that photo. It's not disgusting. That's impressive. That's very impressive. Butt ass naked. Can't can't see anything.

SPEAKER_04 19:49

It's like a mirror selfie in the bathroom, one hand on the stick, one hand on the phone, legs up on the top of the chair. Straight ass. And it's just it's so dumb but so funny.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

Yeah, you can I don't even think you can see ars in that photo. You you can't even see wiener. It's just like you can see legs that are spread, and then I'm just like holding myself up, taking a photo while I'm like this. It sounds impressive. It is honestly quite impressive.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

I don't want to see it, but it sounds great. So dope. I was gonna send it to you so you can put it up.

SPEAKER_04 20:25

No, don't want to get it. I might just um start like walking through the shop and airdropping everyone. Bing, bing, bing, bing.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

You know that video that we did where I'm in the bikini that I got AI to do? Chris and Isaac paused it, screenshot it, and now saved it.

SPEAKER_04 20:41

You know, you as much as that is wild, that is not even scratching the iceberg of what they have.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. They're they're weird dudes. Yeah, sure, Chris Isaac. Oh my god. We've got another comment. It's actually from a lady. So all those comments beforehand, no, the most liked one with 5,000, that was from a lady, soapy balls. So if you want to send your girl some soapy balls, it up to me.

SPEAKER_04 21:06

He has to make sure you get them frothed up, Frey skincare. Get that ball wash in there. Fro yo.

SPEAKER_03 21:14

One of these ones. This one is from uh a lady. Uh it says it's actually a two-part photo combo. It's peaks of the front and back of your credit card.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

Well, uh, how did I know? Women.

SPEAKER_03 21:30

Yeah. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04 21:31

Get him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

Yo, what are you trying to say?

SPEAKER_04 21:33

Yep. Uh you heard it here first.

SPEAKER_03 21:37

So, and then we've got another one. So, I've just pretty much screenshotted the most creative ones. This one's very creative. Bricked up dong, painted yellow next to a bunch of bananas and other assorted fruits. I've heard anyway. That's what he said.

SPEAKER_04 21:53

No, I got better. Do the exact same thing, but put googly eyes and put a bunch of minions.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

They're kids' toys.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

Don't associate your wiener with kids' toys. Yeah, right. I mean, sure, put Googly the eyes. That that's funny. Oh yeah. Maybe even a fake mustache.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

Imagine that. Pulls your pants down, getting ready to go to business, sees mustaching eyes. Business. Ah, it's so funny. Now get here. Get over here. Get over you.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

Um, probably my favorite comment out of all of them. And unfortunately, it's got one like. Stretch four skin pig. Dumb. Uh, and then we have two more, three more.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

Four more. Let's roll. All right. I'm gonna punch me out. Yeah, rapid pubes trimmed into extravagant images. I don't have that much pubes. My pubes aren't that dense, so I can't do that. My second favorite uh comment clip of a 360 no scope on Black Ops One. I commented, is bro trying to get me bricked? Veiny forearms and hand gripping something like the same way you would your schmear. Gay, next. That's from Slayboy. That's too real that one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:16

That's funny. Also, like what the fuck? You've been reading 50 shades. Get over yourself. How big is it, too? You doing one of these ones? Like this? I'm doing these, bro.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Like hold your white monster and make sure veins pop out.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

Just dick is absolutely. We got it. We got it. We got it. Screenshot that. Edit that frame.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

Tony, if you do that, you motherfucker. I've got one more. This one's for you. Any photo of a 1967 Shelby GT500 7 litre V8 police.

SPEAKER_04 23:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

In Interceptor pre-the 1968 commercial release. Any lighting, any background, preferably in motion for a more realistic feel.

SPEAKER_02 24:07

Don't like the GP the G GT GT7500? No. Can you?

SPEAKER_04 24:13

She's gonna get straight monotone truck noise.

SPEAKER_03 24:19

So yeah, that was that was a nice little highlight of um of that reel. I'm gonna start just posting fucking random questions. I like it. It's just gonna be a random segment. That we're gonna do it the start of February. So it's funny as I like it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

Yeah, it is a hard question. It's like the opposite of like what do you get, you know, because you give girls flowers, what do you give guys?

SPEAKER_03 24:45

Flowers.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

I don't want flowers.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

That's why chicks don't buy flowers because of people like you. Yeah. I mean, I also don't want flowers, they kind of just die. They die and they're useless.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

Would you like flowers?

SPEAKER_00 24:59

I like having flowers in the house. But yeah, if you bought them for me, I'd just be a bit like that's weird.

SPEAKER_03 25:05

Flowers or plants? I like plants in the house.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

Oh yeah, I mean I've got plants in the house, but I mean I like having uh some flowers. Like when Lily gets given, she's got flowers at the moment, they're out on the counter.

SPEAKER_04 25:17

It's nice.

SPEAKER_00 25:18

Yeah, they're not always there. And they won't always be there, then they'll be gone.

SPEAKER_04 25:20

I'm fucking kill you, Doug.

SPEAKER_00 25:23

Um I don't know why someone would get me flowers, but what would I want? Chocolate?

SPEAKER_03 25:28

Well, apparently the only time, well, the first time a man gets flowers is on his funeral. No, that's not true.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:35

I've gotten flowers before.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

Yeah, well, obviously you have.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

I haven't, I don't think. I'm gonna wait until your funeral to give you a set of flowers. No helicopters. Stop bringing up helicopters.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 25:51

Fucking hell. Um fadoo, fado, fadoo. Well, uh, that's apparently the first time and the only time a man gets a bunch of flowers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:00

Uh, you get them a crate of white monster because that's what I got you for looking after my dog that day.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

That is very much acceptable. And um And I put a bow on them. You did. Cue the photo right here.

SPEAKER_04 26:14

Just all the soapy boo uh ball picks.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

No, there's it'll be I'm editing it.

SPEAKER_04 26:20

I'm just gonna put in my soapy for just slips it in there. Whoops!

SPEAKER_03 26:25

Um yeah, that definitely suffices. And I've I'm already well, I've actually been pretty conservative with it. Um two four packs down. Is that bad?

SPEAKER_00 26:36

Yeah, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

How long have you had it? Oh, two, three weeks. Yeah, three weeks. Gone. Pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Considering I have two a day.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

I thought you said you only this is my first one.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

I thought you said you just had two, four packs.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

Yeah, it doesn't really matter that you're not having them from the case because you're still just drinking, like you might as well have them from the case. It's just make you feel better, like you're not drinking as much.

SPEAKER_03 27:01

I think so. I think that's about two a day.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

Yeah, it's like well the math doesn't change.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

No, it doesn't. They're still there. I just kind of like them in the cart.

SPEAKER_00 27:09

Yeah, yeah. With the bow.

SPEAKER_03 27:11

Yeah. Um, but yeah, flowers, flowers are just not my thing. I would rather a soapy booby pick.

SPEAKER_04 27:20

Soapy. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 27:22

Yeah. I think that's what I would rather.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

I think everyone would like something.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

The speaking of soapy booby picks. A B man. What? I have no idea. You don't know where to go.

SPEAKER_04 27:37

You're running out. He's running dry. I'm gone. All right. We had question of the day. Oh.

unknown 27:43

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

Do you want me to go? Or you go? You tell me yours, I'll do you mine. I was gonna say tweak of the week. Why do you do it every time I fucking put a drink in my mouth? Tweak of the week. What's fucking tweaking you this week?

SPEAKER_03 27:59

Oh, I like that. What did you think it was? I have no idea. Okay, just the name made me laugh. Tweak of the week. Tweak of the week. What is pissing me off this week?

unknown 28:12

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 28:12

You too.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

I do.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

Go.

SPEAKER_05 28:15

Denim!

SPEAKER_00 28:17

Jeans! Oh yeah, I'm wearing fucking jeans today. Yeah, I forgot how much you get treated.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

No, no, it's fine. The blue? Absolutely. I was gonna say, is it like those type or is it just the blue denim? No, with that and blue, yeah. So just all types of gene. Yeah, fucked.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

Does Jean piss you off though? Jean? The lady? Yep. 100%. She killed, she tried to kill Wolverine. But Wolverine standard.

SPEAKER_03 28:40

Exactly who I was. Yeah. Phoenix Force. But she's kind of hot though. Which one?

SPEAKER_04 28:45

The red one? In the first uh X-Men. The first one? Yeah. Played by Jemappel. I have no idea who played it.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

Doug, Doug!

SPEAKER_03 28:55

Oh! What are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 28:57

Stop parkouring on shit. You know the worst part? Open the fucking my tweak of the week. Doug!

SPEAKER_03 29:03

Yeah, I can understand.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

I'll open the door. Leave me. I go slip. I wake up and he's sitting on top of me. And I'm like, fuck off. Go. And then I'll like get up, he'll leave and go outside. I'll go back to bed or like lie down again. He'll come back in and sit down on me. And I'm like, bro.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

Bro, cats are cats are literal assholes.

SPEAKER_04 29:23

Like a liter I mean, it's kind of nice because it's like a warming blanket.

SPEAKER_03 29:26

You don't want to know my tweak of the week? I've been slowly weaning myself off vapes.

SPEAKER_04 29:32

Yeah, how is that going? Shit.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

That's my tweak of the week. Super fucking ass.

SPEAKER_04 29:35

Do you know the for like the last six months? Yeah, no, last month, I just won't buy anymore. It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 29:41

Cold turkey. Six months is a stretch. I'd say last month. I don't want to.

SPEAKER_04 29:46

Because you bought them other ones and this and that.

SPEAKER_03 29:48

Yeah, I don't want to. I legit don't want to quit. Bro, you're a little fiend. But I also think vaping is super fucking gay.

SPEAKER_04 29:55

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:56

Like very gay. And not like homosexual gay. You guys are cool. Just fucking gay. Right? If I see someone outside and they're just they're they've had their bro, they're oh my fucking god. This is another tweak of the week. It's not even just a tweak of all time. If I go out to a pub and I see some young dude ripping a fucking vape with his elbow high as fuck in the sky, you know what to do. Quit. Throat vaping.

SPEAKER_00 30:30

I never wanted to quit. I vaped for like 10 years. Um, I don't want to quit. And yeah, I had no plans to quit. And then Lily had an idea for us to listen to this book. Um on the drive between Perth and Jero, it's like four odd hours. We got it's like a six-hour audio book. We got four hours through. By the time I arrived in Jero, I never wanted to vape again. Um, what was it called? It's called uh the easy easy way, Alan Carr's Easy Way. I think you were telling us. Yeah, I probably have. It's if you want to quit vaping 100%, it's the easiest way to do it. You don't need willpower and stuff, you just it just reconfigures the way that you think about nicotine and it tackles every kind of point that you can argue. Yep. That's the whole point of the book, where it's like, you know, you all these excuses you make to why you want nicotine, it kind of breaks all that down, and it just makes you think about it differently to the point where it's like, I don't want this anymore. It encourages you, keep vaping while you listen to the book. That's fine. You'll find yourself wanting to do it less and less. And then at the end of the book, it's like, all right, you know what to do.

SPEAKER_03 31:33

Yeah, that's funny because you're caught now. Yeah, uh see, I don't that I don't uh he's lost, he doesn't want to quit. I I will say this from the bottom of my heart, I do not want to quit. I I like it.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

I like it. Well thing is, I miss it. But you do miss it. Well, all the time, I'll like it'll come up on a say to Lily like, oh, do you remember vapes? Fuck so good.

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Do you remember that pink bubble gum floor?

SPEAKER_04 31:57

Do you know it's bad for you when you dead ass sound like a reformed crack addict?

SPEAKER_00 32:02

The problem I didn't want to quit crack, but like I had to, or like it's good for my health, and like in my opinion, the only problem with vaping is that it is so addictive. Um the health problems and stuff really in my opinion aren't that bad from what I've you know researched and stuff. But it the the problem with it is it's so addictive, which then forms all these other bad habits around it. Um, but if you want to quit three days, three days, no vape, and the chemical is out of your system, it's then just just a mental being mind strong. But the chemical side is really the first 24 hours can be tough if you're used to vape. I've I've used to vape all the time. See, that's the thing is I don't like if you just tap in and out, then fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 32:44

I just enjoy your vape, bro. He's more of a micro dose, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like three, probably four times a day he'll get in. Yeah, like nervous gets him. Like we went to do that talk. Oh, when the nerves broke, he's like, Yeah, I'm just gonna head outside and I walk outside in this gym. I was like, Oh, staff set off a smoke bomb. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

Yeah, I I I've never it's so it's weird. Like, I can't sit here and say that I'm big uh that I'm not addicted, but I don't fiend for it. Like you you see you see people that wake up in the morning and just rip it as soon as they're in bed.

SPEAKER_00 33:21

Used to be the first thing I did.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

Bro, that is wild to me. Because like the I won't have a puff normally on a normal day until like 10 30, 11 o'clock. And that's normally around smoker time, and that's also when I'm uploading a reel. So I've I've actually associated vaping with doing my content creation stuff, which is a weird thing to do. But like if I know I need to upload a reel, I'll sit down, I'll have a quick puff, and then I'll go back to work until I've finished the gym and then I'm back home and I've had dinner, and I'm like, oh cool, I can now edit some stuff, I'll have a quick vape. So that's kind of like uh where I'm at.

SPEAKER_00 34:01

That's not a big deal.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

Just enjoy your vape. No, I just want to enjoy my vape.

SPEAKER_00 34:04

I wish I could do that, but okay, if it was around, I'd find excuses.

SPEAKER_03 34:08

Just fucking yeah, really fat vapes. Yeah, I'm missing it. Was Oliver Tree a part of that?

SPEAKER_00 34:14

I know it was um he was in yeah, along the way he did something, but it was H3.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

No one likes you, man.

SPEAKER_04 34:21

I swear to God, I'm gonna skin you and wear his boots.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

Hit the earth. Wish it was you, not Oliver Tree. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 34:29

Could see that coming.

SPEAKER_03 34:32

Sorry, Doug. I'm joking, man. I'm joking. Hey, no, he fucked up my chair. Fuck that dog.

SPEAKER_04 34:37

Lands on his feet all the time.

SPEAKER_00 34:40

What was the name of the section? Didn't land on his feet. Deception. What was the name you came up with? Oh, tweak of the week. Tweak of the week. Um I don't know if it's a tweak. Is it something that's annoying me? I've got to be angry.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

Like just tweaks you a little bit. Man.

SPEAKER_00 34:59

Could be anything, doesn't have to be like I had to pay for an emergency vet.

SPEAKER_03 35:03

Oh, Missy Poop him.

SPEAKER_00 35:05

Yeah, and again, in the end, it's kind of like one of those ones where it wasn't really Doug!

SPEAKER_05 35:10

Doug, fuck off.

SPEAKER_04 35:13

Did anyone else just notice that it got like four shades darker in here when the sun? And now it's lighting back up.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

Yeah. Yeah, that might be a problem. Um, yeah, 2 a.m. Call the emergency vet. Dog pooping so much that she couldn't walk anymore. Her legs stopped working because she was like cramping from diarrhea. Um, but it turns out not an emergency, but I don't know. My dog just stopped walking, so I'm like, you know, my dog's not walking. And they were like, all right, bring her in. Um and like the vets aren't there 24-7. They have to come from home to come see my dog. Um, and so now she's fine. As soon as we got home, she like wobbled a little bit and then shook it off and was like, nice one, cheers. How how what what was the what was the cost? 500 bucks with including medicine. Oh, that's not bad.

SPEAKER_03 36:01

Yeah, take that off their food.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

24 hour vets.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

Normally way more expensive. Yeah, I thought that was alright.

SPEAKER_04 36:08

That's not bad. Sausage dogs to insure them? Yeah, because they're um they have to form backs. There's like a chance that they're just going long and all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_00 36:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now they're paralyzed.

SPEAKER_04 36:20

Snapping off. They're just snapping half and the back end of them work anymore.

SPEAKER_00 36:23

Yeah, you gotta be careful with sausage dogs. Is that because they're so long? Yeah. And because of they've just got a long, flexy spine. That's whereas my dogs, a staffy, she's a brick, short muscle. Short and muscle. So built one of our friends has a Dashian pup the same time we got our Staffi pup, and they play together, but we have to be careful. We can't let Missy like put her paws on top of the sauce dog because she can break her back.

SPEAKER_04 36:47

It's expensive too. Like, should you can get it fixed as an operation, but it's like four grand.

SPEAKER_03 36:54

Yeah. So you have insurance for it. I would rather spend that four grand on like a a turkey trip or something.

SPEAKER_04 36:59

Like two more dogs, I mean. Two more dogs. Yeah. Yeah. I brothers chilling through them like they're vapes.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

Weird. It's it's weird. It's so weird that like yeah, different shaped dogs. Like yours is literally like a missy is a is a like that that men sitting with that crocodile fucking running her. Right, that's how she runs. She's like a like a staunch dog. Yeah. And then sausage dogs are just like a little like feeble. Feeble. Like noodles. Yeah, noodle dogs.

SPEAKER_01 37:32

Noodle dogs, yeah. Noodle dogs.

SPEAKER_03 37:34

It's weird. I don't like cats are just assholes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's probably the end of this episode. It was a nice cheer one. Nothing really too fancy. Nothing over the top. RRP. Mr. Tree.

SPEAKER_04 37:55

Last night shift's uh music is gonna be gotta pump it.

SPEAKER_03 38:00

Pump it louder.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

I mean last night was pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 38:03

Yeah. Um, yeah. No, thank you everyone for uh commenting on our videos and giving us uh some funny comments to react to. Shit's hilarious. Um Chuck, what question you want down in the comments, and we will read them out next week. That'll be the first thing that we do every single uh week. And where should they comment them? Where's the best place to read or find them? Below. On YouTube, yes, or even or Spotify or Apple Podcasts, it's all below. Any of them. Yeah. Yeah. So thank you for watching. Hope you guys had an awesome uh weekend. What is today?

SPEAKER_04 38:38

Wednesday Tuesday. Yeah. So but it's there Monday, right? So yeah. Yes, Monday. It's Monday.

SPEAKER_03 38:44

And we guess.

SPEAKER_04 38:45

Hope you had a good weekend.

SPEAKER_03 38:47

Oh, bro, I'm gonna start at 4 50 tomorrow. Okay. Have fun.

SPEAKER_01 38:54

Damn. Have fun. See you. Peace. Like I held that on for a little while.

SPEAKER_03 39:01

Sorry.