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SPEAKER_03 0:00

Hey guys and welcome back to the Intersect Podcast, the number one trade podcast in Jelton.

SPEAKER_04 0:04

Yeah, we don't have a white monster because it's empty. She empty. Already smashed it. I'm gonna start off this episode. All right. I already did, but then you go now. You do two and then Toomie does two, right? So pick a number between one and a hundred and twenty-five. Is this this thing I seen the other day? Do it 125? One and a hundred and twenty five. Do I have to write it down? No, no. Just pick a number between one and one hundred and twenty five. Okay, so what it what are they? Just one at a time.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

Seventy-eight. Okay, so you have to answer this honestly. What's the best compliment you've ever received?

SPEAKER_03 0:46

Got a good hairline, bro. Oh, that is the Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:52

No, no, no, no. What compliment did you receive? Not what do you want to receive?

SPEAKER_03 0:56

Damn, damn. Now I'd say something about like from my uh like previous boss, I'd say that Ohio have great worth ech ethic and are like one of the most upstanding mechanics he's had the pleasure of working with.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

Yeah. To me. The first thing that comes to mind was like back at school when I was probably like 15.

SPEAKER_03 1:19

Had the coolest fucking pool ripped toy.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

What they're called, baby blades. I remember a girl like complimented my butt. Like she was one of the hot girls at school. So I was like 15. I was just walking down the hall, and from behind me, she was like, you know what, to me, you've actually got a nice butt. And that's just stuck with me ever since. Bro's pricked up.

SPEAKER_04 1:40

Bro's freaked out. All right. Well, I think mine would be uh it was like a back-handed compliment. It was like, You look good, Bob. Well, that I've been told a lot, but it's also like because I'm short, I have a good looking face. I'm like, I'm not even fucking short, all right? That's not nice to say, but thank you also.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

They say like men don't get complimented as much as women, like the statistic around it, and it's like so men hold on to compliments way more than like women do. Yeah, it means a lot more.

SPEAKER_04 2:16

100%. If if someone was to come up to me and be like, yo, you like either I know Isaac, hey, talk about Isaac again in this episode, he will always say that I smell nice because I hate, like I have a fear of like smelling bad, so I'm always trying like to smell good. And then I've also had actually no, this one would have to be the best. One of our followers saw me in IGA in a morning, and then he obviously walked past me. I didn't notice him, and he sent a message to the thing, and he's just like, yo, you smell fucking good, bro. I was like, Hell yeah, my boy. Hell yeah. That was probably my best one, I reckon. All right, now what's next? Pick another number.

SPEAKER_03 2:59

Uh, what did I say? 78 to 79.

SPEAKER_04 3:02

If your life had a warning label, what would it say? I'm a big fat cunt. That's what it would say. I'm gonna be honest. If my life is that what it says? If your life had a warning label. Nonce.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

Now that I know what it means, it's so much worse.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

If anyone doesn't know what it meant, go back to the last episode.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

You'll you'll know very, very quickly. Oh my god, that's next level. If my life had a warning level, what would it be? Yep. Caution, hurt feelings inbound.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

So you're about to hurt my feelings, or you've got hurt feelings.

SPEAKER_03 3:40

No, no, I'm gonna be hurt feelings, aren't you? Right. So you actually just on act like blunt. I'm blunt, all right?

SPEAKER_02 3:45

With big sponsors.

SPEAKER_03 3:47

Yeah, with blunt spots. Bro, that's that's just funny. Oh, what do you what do you got?

SPEAKER_04 3:54

Warning label. I don't emotional big pussy inbound.

SPEAKER_03 3:58

What do you got? Fat ass inbound.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

Big fatty rump. Rump. Uh warning label. I don't know. I don't remember things too good. I have a bad memory.

SPEAKER_03 4:11

That's just a question mark.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

Huh? I'm really bad with names and faces. Like sometimes I'll meet people multiple times and I don't remember them at all.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

See, I always do the double intro. Hey, what's your name? They say it and then I go, I say their name back to them and say nice to meet you. Because that way I'm like, all right, at least I got a another chance at getting it.

SPEAKER_02 4:29

Yeah. Well, I've learned now, I'll never say someone like, Oh, what's your name? Or nice to meet you. It's always like, hey, good to see you. Because it works. Because one time I went up to, we were at uh my mate's wedding thing, and I went up to a lady and said, Hey, I'm Toomy, nice to meet you. And she's like, To me, I'm Rob's mum, like I've known you for years. You've stayed at our house multiple times. Like, I don't care, but I haven't seen her for like 10 years, probably. But I had no idea. I did not recognize her one bit. So from then on, Lily was like, You never say, like, hey, nice to meet, it's always hey, nice to see you.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I um when I started working or subcontracting for this company that I'm at now, I just called everyone handsome. Yeah, I was like, Hey, handsome, how you going? And then they soon clicked on that. I don't know what their names are at all. I just say, Hey, so you don't know my name, dude. No, Josh.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

See, that's why in the mechanic industry it's really nice. Everyone has a shirt. Uh their shirts have their names on them, even the jackets.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

So it's really yeah, names on the shirts does help. Well, even when I saw Michaela the other day, it was only because of her name badge that I recognized her. Honestly. And then I saw the name badge. I was like, oh shit, hey. You know, I've only met her for a few minutes a couple of times. Yep. And I just I don't remember faces.

SPEAKER_04 5:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, pick your number between one and what 125. Six.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 5:51

Six is if you could go back in time and give your younger self one sentence of advice, what would it be?

SPEAKER_02 5:58

I mean, I don't know. This is quite a common question that comes up a lot. And I don't know. I feel like I I do what I want to do anyway.

SPEAKER_03 6:07

My advice would just be get diagnosed sooner.

SPEAKER_02 6:11

Actually, 100%. That's a fucking shout. Go to a doctor. Yeah. Weirdo. Stop using AR.

SPEAKER_04 6:18

Yeah. Um what do you got? I would say I would shall above that shit and say, just do it.

SPEAKER_03 6:24

Nice. Nike.

SPEAKER_04 6:26

Yep. Because um, I think one of the things that I regret the regret the most is not starting content like sooner. Because I was always so scared of what other people would think.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Yeah, I think my uh for end of residential college, graduating, getting out of there, it was like, quote, was you're gonna regret not doing it more than you will regret doing it, like just trying stuff.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

Yeah. So that that I think would be mine, which is would just like pursue the thing that you want to do, which has always been content for so as long as I I can remember. But I was just always scared. Now I'm trying to piss people off.

SPEAKER_03 7:05

What a win.

SPEAKER_04 7:06

Hell yeah. Did you say what a win?

SPEAKER_03 7:09

What a win.

SPEAKER_04 7:09

Yeah, hell yeah, what a win. What about you, JP?

SPEAKER_02 7:12

Did you say one?

SPEAKER_03 7:13

Uh I'd say it's similar to like just two more.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Two more, yeah. Fire. Absolutely fire.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

It's there somewhere. There it is. Two more. Um was that one or two? It was one. Okay, the second one? Seven. Seven.

SPEAKER_03 7:30

You contact. Oh, I know you're soon as I said six.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

As soon as I said six, I was looking at you guys like, you gotta you gonna work out where I'm going next?

SPEAKER_04 7:41

My brain just just went to oh, he's doing the same as JP. Uh, what'd you say? Seven, six, six, seven. Um, right, what what number number seven? Okay. What's the most attractive trait a person can have? The most oh, big old titties.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

What is that, big old ditty? Uh dear fatties.

SPEAKER_02 8:04

Uh the most attractive trait someone can have. I mean, like just kindness. Like, not I don't know if kindness is the right way to put it. Uh what's the opposite of like judging someone, not judgment? Embracing. Embracing differences? Yeah, I don't know. I don't like people who judge people on like their high horse or whatever. Like, I'm very much on what high when on that high horse. I was like, dare shit, right? People who consider other people like beneath them, whether their status in a certain industry or whatever. Like I've experienced it a lot and I just find it disgusting. So I I appreciate the opposite of that welcoming. I like I like welcoming, I guess, is the right. I guess like us, we've been pretty Yeah, yeah, 100%. You guys are super welcoming.

SPEAKER_04 8:48

Yeah, well uh welcoming for a nonce to be on our episode and give them a platform.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

But like working in the music industry is something I experienced a lot, whereas like if anyone there's a there's a tier list of uh not what's the hierarchy, yes. And if you are beneath someone in the hierarchy, like you are not worth speaking to.

SPEAKER_04 9:06

I think that's a whole content game though, especially if they're like up there. I feel like people that have like big, big following or big views, they're just like fucking. Yeah, it can happen a lot, but it can also not happen a lot. There's also really nice people.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

Uh, I'm gonna shout out Jimmy Judge because he's an absolute weapon. He's got like 300,000 followers. I've literally had video calls with him.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

Yeah, yeah. I've had DMs with like massive creators before over in England and stuff, just like because they've seen my content and then like kind of followed me, and I'm like, oh no way, I'm a big fan of yours, and like have conversations. That's so sick, yeah. Um I would say personality, I think.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

Faddest ass.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

I got you, that you're gonna tick your ass.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

You're like, I've got to say ass like personality, bro.

SPEAKER_04 9:45

Uh yeah, I think I would have to say personality. Like what what what what personality do you like?

SPEAKER_02 9:50

What do you think?

SPEAKER_04 9:51

I mean, personality could be, you know, they could be it's kind of a a a mixture of like all of what you said, like people that are welcoming, people that don't judge, people that like want to try different things and do different things. Giving kind, yeah, yeah. Um yeah, I think personality would have to be mine.

SPEAKER_03 10:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:12

But I get yeah, like you said, there's like different types of personality.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

So yeah, it's like what what traits in a personality do you find the most attractive? So like uh, I think it was like you know, uh what's more important, like self of self uh self-confidence? No, what am I thinking of? Funny when someone's funny, so so sense of humor. Oh, sense of humor, yeah. I really struggled with that.

SPEAKER_04 10:35

I think sense of humor, kindness. I think banter is a massive one. Like banter and um and ass. And just fat ass, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Just go ass on the right, fat ass, fat tids, and personality. Well, you well, you chapy. I mean your your girlfriend is is here, so you better.

SPEAKER_03 10:53

She's right there.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

I like it when their name is Libby and L I B B I.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Um, I would have to say uh intellect, smart, yeah. Like even emotional intelligence, right? Because I am not one to say I'm emotionally intelligently smart.

SPEAKER_04 11:13

Emotionally intelligently smart. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

I don't have great emotional intelligence.

SPEAKER_04 11:19

Yes, okay. I think someone that is emotionally attached to themselves.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

Is that right? Nope. Emotionally attached is I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

We're all stupid. Emotionally, what do you say? Emotionally aware of themselves. But yeah, so like Yeah, maybe it is good to have Libya intelligence.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Yeah. Oh, independence. That's a big one. I like someone who's independent.

SPEAKER_04 11:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

Like me and Lily spend a lot of time apart where I'll go work overseas, we'll be apart for three months. Like, I need someone who can deal with that.

SPEAKER_04 11:54

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not someone who just kind of I think, yeah, I think mine's like mine's banter. Like if if you can have banter, it's just the biggest thing because like that's m my biggest personality trait, I think, is banter. So if you can have it and dish it back, we'll get on fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 12:14

You gotta pick two numbers now. Oh well.

SPEAKER_03 12:18

That's why I put an extra tablecloth down.

SPEAKER_04 12:21

Pick a number. Uh 94.

SPEAKER_03 12:26

What's the hardest goodbye you've ever experienced?

SPEAKER_04 12:31

Shit, this might make me cry. Saying goodbye to Nana.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Yeah, I knew it. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

Yeah, saying goodbye to Nana.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

How'd that go?

SPEAKER_04 12:42

Horrible. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:44

I don't want to make you cry.

SPEAKER_00 12:45

I was kidding. Come on! Squeeze energy up.

SPEAKER_04 12:48

Yeah, yeah, let's go. Um I think the fact that she couldn't say goodbye was the the the hardest because she was struggling to breathe. Wow, Livy's laughing over there. Yeah, she didn't. That's crazy. Because she was like, I was on the phone to I was on the phone to dad, and all I could hear was Nena like struggling to breathe, and dad put me on a loudspeaker. Oh I just had to say like I love you. Blah blah blah blah. Whatever I said. Fuck you, dumb bitch. Hope you die.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Fuck you!

SPEAKER_03 13:26

What are you, Tombs?

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Hardest goodbye.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

Holy fuck. That's Ralph.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

I don't know. I lost all my grandparents a long time ago. I had six as well because one of them remarried, but I lost them all quite early, so I didn't have, I don't remember like I remember losing them, but it wasn't like pets. I mean, like I lost Boise this year, my cat.

SPEAKER_01 13:46

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

I didn't remember. I mean, it wasn't really a goodbye because he just died. I was I was here and he was in England. But that was kind of a big deal to me. I don't know, goodbye. I mean, I've done it a lot because I have my family's all in England. I live in Australia, so I have lots of friends here. I have family there. So anytime I go between the two, it's like you know, I left England nearly a year ago. I don't know when I'll see like my mum, my dad next and stuff. So that's that's tough every time that comes around. I'm also kind of used to it, but it still sucks. Oh, actually, no, my sister. My sister just had a baby. Saying goodbye to her was really tough because the baby was like a few months old, and now I'm probably not gonna see her till she's like two years old. So that realization when I was actually saying goodbye was like you're missing a big part of and I want to help my sister, you know, uh feel bad not being able to support myself. Uh four years older than me. She's what? 39. Is she single?

SPEAKER_04 14:40

Yeah, that that sucks. I yeah, especially if you're like really close with your sister as well. Yeah, it's tough. JP.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

Mine would probably have to be saying goodbye to my two best mates if I walked them down the aisle. Not to be married, to like be in their little casks.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:00

Yeah, I'd say that one.

SPEAKER_02 15:02

I don't understand.

SPEAKER_03 15:04

They died and had to carry them down the oh.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

What do they call that?

SPEAKER_03 15:09

Coffin, whatever you want to say.

SPEAKER_02 15:10

No, the people that carry it. Oh, a bearer or something.

SPEAKER_03 15:13

I didn't say bearer, but I felt wrong. Wreath bearer?

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Uh that's tough. So you had to carry friends down at a funeral.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

Were they heavy? Big boys. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

No, one was big.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

Shout out, Matt.

SPEAKER_04 15:24

He's like, yeah, there was like five more people. Yeah, that bro, that would I think the hardest goodbyes of all time is like knowing. I think yours is like goodbye until I see you again. Yeah. Ours is like goodbye. I'm never gonna see you again.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Yeah, I mean, grief is a whole nother thing.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

I I I I don't think I've ever gotten over the goodbye of Nena and like the noise that I heard was fucked. Like it's such fucked noise. And two best mates as well, like not because it was so instant, it's like you didn't get to actually be like fire. Yeah, yeah. Grief can be really tough to handle. No, it's fucked like that. Alright, damn. That was rough. Can we have a fine?

SPEAKER_03 16:08

Yeah, let's go 69.

SPEAKER_01 16:12

What's your most irrational fear? Irrational. That's right. Damn. I think my most irrational fear is knowing that people don't like me.

SPEAKER_04 16:29

Or thinking people don't like me. Yeah, thinking that people don't like me. I think that's one of the things.

SPEAKER_03 16:34

Irrational fear.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

What does irrational mean? Like it doesn't make sense. Like it's like you're scared of it, but why?

SPEAKER_03 16:40

It's like working with floors by being scared of the basement. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 16:43

Like being scared of spiders would be a rational fear. Yeah, yeah. Spiders can be. But irrational fear.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

Yeah, I think I think thinking people don't like me. Can I pick another number there? Go on. What do you want? Alright, now go. Give me a new answer.

SPEAKER_02 16:59

What's yours? I don't know. I was gonna say something like wasps. No, actually, I was gonna say uh like social anxiety. Like yesterday. Yeah, we were at an event. But these are genuine fears. Well, it's irrational though, because there's really nothing to be scared of when you talk about like social anxiety. But that's like anything then. Like he comes over, like, right, let's mingle. I'm like, what are you on about? Mingle? He's like, yeah, let's just go talk to people. And I'm like, scared. Whereas like to him, that's irrational. Why would you be scared to go talk to someone? What's gonna happen to you?

SPEAKER_04 17:23

But like uh like uh spiders is like I can physically get bit and hurt and die.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

Yeah, you could be emotionally shamed.

SPEAKER_04 17:31

But if I know someone's gonna like not like me, it's like cool.

SPEAKER_01 17:37

If people don't like me, then I don't care. What's yours? Almost a rational fear. I don't know, being recognized.

SPEAKER_04 17:46

Probably social anxiety.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:50

Alright, let me let me pick another one.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

Let's go or just find a fun one. Let's go 54. Ooh, yeah, good 54. 54 feels good.

SPEAKER_03 18:02

If you could erase heartbreak from humanity, would you? Well, why wouldn't you? Yes.

SPEAKER_04 18:09

Yes. Holy shit. Yes, I would. I would get rid of it. No one needs heartbreak. No one needs to deal with heartbreak. Fucking horrible. Alright, find find a funny one. I'm trying. Find a sexual one.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

Yeah, I know. I read the question you typed in. Give me some meaningful questions.

SPEAKER_02 18:28

Well, we've got sexual. We've got about 10 minutes left. Why don't we just dive in?

SPEAKER_04 18:31

Can we go through some of those cards? Yeah, because you you've got questionnaire cards in. I know, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:37

Um, do we just do it face down? Alright. Do you all right? This is Toomy's card. Says free pass. You keep you have a free pass when we watch it.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

I'll save that for the push-ups one.

SPEAKER_04 18:50

You fucking lazy fat cunt. I can't do it though. I'm not lazy.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Ready? I'm weak. Say something you've never done before. Whoever has done it gets a point.

SPEAKER_04 19:00

Say something I've never done before.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

Yeah, and if someone else has done it, they have to take a point.

SPEAKER_04 19:06

Rebuilt an engine. Obviously. Oh, wait, so you get the point. So I get a point. Okay, no, hang on, let me go.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

Well, point's a bad. You earn the least amount of points wins.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

Yeah. Okay, build it, rebuild an engine. Fuck you. Nice.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

Alright, mine. Everyone votes who's most likely to sell an organ for money.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

I won't say to me. I would probably say me too. Yeah, to me, too. Which is which one of us is the brokest?

SPEAKER_03 19:35

Essentially, yeah, yeah. Tumi's card. Another ask another person any question. They can either answer or take a point.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Oh, shit. I've got to put you on the spot. Yeah. Yeah, you can't. I've got to make it uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

Oh god. How long is your wiener?

SPEAKER_02 19:56

And then you've got to prove it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit it on the desk. Some shrekked life bullshit. Oh man, I don't know. I don't want to put someone on the spot. Put them on the spot. What's your least okay? Oh shit. What's your least favorite thing about black people?

SPEAKER_04 20:19

Um can I have a point? Yeah, yeah, you can have a no, actually. There's nothing bad about them. No. You got it.

SPEAKER_00 20:27

No. No. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 20:31

What's my least favorite thing? Oh, I feel bad, asked about a black friend.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

Just take a point, please. My le no, yeah. Can I just have a point? My least favorite thing is I don't know enough of them.

SPEAKER_04 20:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

Facts. I want a black friend. So bad.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

He just wants to far, then. Yeah. Bro.

SPEAKER_03 20:53

That's bug. All right, Staff. Starting with you, take turns naming a cartoon show until someone can't answer.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

Looney Tunes.

SPEAKER_03 21:01

Is that a cartoon show? Yes. Yeah. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 21:04

Yeah. Um. He's only seen Space Jam. Yeah. Cartoon show. You're about to take a point.

SPEAKER_03 21:11

I am, aren't I? Hold up. Thinking. Hold on. There's literally Pokemon. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

Rick and Morty. Tom and Jerry.

unknown 21:18

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

The coyote.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

You're taking the point. That's me too. He's from Rosen. Nah, you're fucked.

SPEAKER_03 21:27

Yeah. Uh who was that yours? That's yours. This is mine. Take turns naming words that end in the letter E. Wait, do I start?

SPEAKER_01 21:38

No. No, no, so I start. Okay. Mice. Home. Hose. Dome. Shoe. Uh he's got it now.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

So what's that? Two points, two points, one point. Yeah, correct. Two miss cards. Ask. Oh. Any question again?

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Oh, any question again. How big is it?

SPEAKER_04 22:10

Uh can you can you uh can you find a friend?

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Can I I just want to skip it? I don't know. Well you actually do have a skip topic. I do have a skip. Skip, give me another one. I mean that's easy to put you guys on the spot, but I just I felt the loss.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

I don't want to starting with you, take turns naming a pizza topping.

SPEAKER_02 22:30

Okay. Pepperoni. Pineapple.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

Ooh, spinach.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

Ham. Bacon. Cavskin. Cheese?

SPEAKER_03 22:36

That is that a topping?

SPEAKER_02 22:38

You can't have pizza without cheese. Barbecue sauce. Ooh, nice. Yeah, yeah, we'll take it. Yeah, yeah, we'll take it.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

Garlic aioli.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

Uh uh uh onion. Tomato. Anchovies.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

Ew.

SPEAKER_02 22:50

Prawns.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

Ooh. Um!

SPEAKER_00 22:55

Fuck! Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

I was gonna say bacon next. Shit, yeah, that cooked me. Do ten push-ups. Oh, thank god. Me? Just as we know you can do it. Do you want a different one? I'll do ten. If you can't, you take. Where are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 23:13

Yeah, what is going on here?

SPEAKER_03 23:15

It's gonna break!

SPEAKER_02 23:16

That doesn't sound like a good idea. No. Bro, it's flexing so hard. Bro's flexing so hard. He's got like one foot. Is it bad that I want it to break? Oh yes, I want it to break so bad.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

Those are like the worst push-ups I've ever seen. You're all right.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

I mean, I'm I'm impressed. I'm very limited. I couldn't do four of them.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

All right. Everyone vote on who is always late. I'm gonna go staff.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

Yeah, you were late today. You're pretty late today. I was pretty late yesterday as well. I feel like I'm always the last one here, but you you you fucked up, bro.

SPEAKER_04 23:50

That was okay. Wait, so that means I've got three. You got three points.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Four.

SPEAKER_03 23:55

Four.

SPEAKER_02 23:56

Yeah. Oh, wait, did he lose a point for the power? Oh no, wait, it was three, two.

SPEAKER_03 24:00

Yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

Does he lose a point, maybe? No. Otherwise, there's no reward. He did it for nothing. Or we or we both get a point. He didn't have a big thing. But it was a risk.

SPEAKER_04 24:11

There we go. That's the rules I'm making.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

Go then. No, because I can't.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

So Tumi's taking your point for that.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

I'll take the point for that.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Alright, so it's three, three, two. No, two, two, three. Yeah.

unknown 24:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

Uh starting with you. Start naming things that are red until someone can't. Damn. Me? I start.

SPEAKER_01 24:33

Uh no, you just did push-ups. Yes. Stop sign. Blood. Ball. Balls are red. Not not like that is the most terrible answer I've ever heard.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

It's very vague, but it's balls. No, you're not getting that. Balling ball. No, because they're not all red. Some of them are though. Oh, so it has to specifically.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Otherwise, I'll just keep saying a red table. A red laptop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:02

A red chair. Uh oh, I can't even say football. Just give me a fucking point, bro.

SPEAKER_03 25:07

Yeah, Aussie. Oh, I'll take Aussie balls. And red.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

Yeah, I was gonna say football. No, you're getting the point. I'm sorry. This is fucked.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

How do you not think of anything that's red? What else is red? I was Milwaukee bag. Yeah, Milwaukee. Ferraris. Apple Ferrari.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

Yeah. Anyway, next one.

SPEAKER_03 25:25

Person with the longest pinky gets a point.

SPEAKER_04 25:28

What the f what kind of question is that?

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Why is your such I think I've probably got the smallest? I have little little little lady hands. Yours looks weirdly long.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

You ever watched that one movie? Paul?

SPEAKER_04 25:43

Is yours really long? There's a tape measure right there. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

Measure yours first, you muffin, before you throw it over.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

I don't think we even need to measure mine. Why is there a mark at four centimeters? Soft and hard, what's going on? Where are we going down to here, right? Yeah, just down to the crease. Uh six centimeters. That's huge.

SPEAKER_00 26:05

That's massive.

SPEAKER_03 26:07

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

I didn't want to hit the microphone.

SPEAKER_04 26:10

That's why six centimeters. Six, six, seven, something like that.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

You're worse at us. I do it because you love it so much.

SPEAKER_03 26:21

I would say the crease is uh six and a half. I don't know. Can you see that? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 26:28

Yeah. Oh, even seven maybe.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

Shit, I'll take seven.

SPEAKER_02 26:34

Step four. Mine's six as well. Interesting. Did we just break signs?

SPEAKER_03 26:40

So I have a longer pinky slightly than you guys.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

Yeah, mine's right on the crease is is six.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

Six, yeah. That's what I got.

SPEAKER_04 26:48

Yeah. So you have the longest pinky. So we both take a point. Oh the wait, the one with No, the longest one.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

So I get the point. So I'm three, we all three, you're two. Two.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

Uh you.

SPEAKER_02 26:59

Me, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:00

Everyone with a tattoo gets a point. Oh fuck. So now four, four, three.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

Damn. Wait, wait.

SPEAKER_03 27:08

The hairiest person gets a point.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Wait, no, that puts have you got you've got a tattoo.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

Yeah. We all have tattoos.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

We all have. So we all get a point. Yeah. So it's 544 then.

unknown 27:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

Oh shit. You're up. Yeah, I thought you were even. Damn. Hairiest person drink. Uh point.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Well, I feel like I'm the only one to get hair on my head. Go take it off. What on my chest? Yeah. I have no hair on. I have hair here in between my tits. That's it.

SPEAKER_03 27:33

Yeah, he's way hairy than me.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

But that's that's the only hairy patch I've got.

SPEAKER_03 27:37

I've trimmed.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

I've never trimmed this in my life.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Can we trim it?

SPEAKER_02 27:41

But that's it. Can we start? Trim downstairs.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

Hell yeah. Only if I get to use my teeth. I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

Yeah, I'm not hairy. I think just because of my head, I'm probably the hairiest. Yeah, because you've got more hair than us. Yeah, look at all this.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

You get a point for that. So what's that?

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Yeah. You get a point. Oh no, and then I'm not the hairy. That's uh 554.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

Damn. All right, staff. This is you. Oh, you got it too. Starting naming sex positions.

SPEAKER_04 28:09

Sex positions. Doggy.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

Dan, missionary.

SPEAKER_04 28:16

Reverse cowgirl.

SPEAKER_02 28:18

Um the foldable chair.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

Regular cowgirl.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

The unfoldable chair. 69. It's the unfoldable chair. No, I thought you was just the unfoldable chair. Oh, I don't know about unfoldable chair. No, I thought we were kidding them.

SPEAKER_04 28:37

The foldable chair sex position. Unfoldable chair sex. It's better be a real.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

What is it? Wait, first off, describe it to us first. Don't look. Deck chair. Look away. Look away, Saf. What is it? What is it?

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Literally like this. Oh, where they're just heading touching their toes.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Yeah. And you're behind them. Yeah. How to execute the foldable. There's the setup, the engagement, and the angle.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

The angle!

SPEAKER_02 29:02

The active partner sits securely on the edge of the bed while the receptive partner lies on their back in front of them with their hips pulled right up to the edge of the bed. Okay. I get it, but it's not what you said.

SPEAKER_04 29:16

No, but it is a sex vision. Images? Okay. So it's essentially. Which one is? They're all different. I know. It's like missionary. That one. The one the fourth one on the top row. Fifth, fifth one, that one. That's not what you described. No, no, that's not what I described. But that's it. You get the point. Fuck off. I said it. And then I said six nine.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

He said unfoldable. I was gonna say 69, but I thought we were just having fun.

SPEAKER_04 29:44

Yeah. So Toomie gets that point? To me. That's between you guys. Rock, baby, scissors, me, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

Alright, best of three. Yep. And it's one, two, three, go. Okay. Oh wow. One, two, three, go. One for you. One, two, three, go. One, two, three, go. Shit.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

So what's that? Five, five, four.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

No. He's six. Five, four, six. Ooh. You're about to get wedgied up. I'm not for getting wedgied.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

Starting with you. Wait, who's it now? Me. Starting with you, start take turns naming nuts.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

As Tumi said. Soapy. Um walnut.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Brazil. Cashew.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

Ooh. Peanut.

SPEAKER_04 30:27

Pistachio. Wait, what do you say? Pistachio. Pistachio. Uh wall. Give me a fucking point, bro. Six, six.

SPEAKER_03 30:38

Seven. Seven. Wait, I'm on four. You guys got points fast.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

All right, turn me. This is yours. Team up against them.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

Oh, you got four options. What do you want? Left, right, middle, right, and three. Free pass. Staff, which one you want? Middle, left, right?

SPEAKER_01 30:57

Right.

SPEAKER_03 30:58

Starting with you start naming romantic comedies.

SPEAKER_04 31:02

Nice. Uh Romantic comedies. So the notebook? Would that be a good idea? No, that's a romantic romantic comedy, like Love Actually.

SPEAKER_02 31:13

Love Love Actually? Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Is that? Yeah, yeah, I'll allow that. That's a rom com action. Yeah, it's no, I'm not taking it. I'm not taking a point, bruv. I'm not taking a point. Still my one. I said love actually. Uh the 40-year-old virgin.

unknown 31:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 31:35

Is that what? Yeah, okay. You reckon? Yeah. Um Love Island.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

Yeah. That's a romantic comedy. Nine.

SPEAKER_04 31:46

100%.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

It says movie specifically.

SPEAKER_04 31:48

And it's a reality show. Oh, movie. Specifically. Comedy. Okay, surf's up.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

You're done. You're done. Fuck. Seven. So what do you got? Six. Him? Seven.

SPEAKER_00 32:00

I'm like a children.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

You set it up. Yeah, I did. Pre-pass. And what the fuck? Starting with you, start naming cheeses.

unknown 32:08

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

Start naming what? Cheeses. Cheeses.

SPEAKER_04 32:12

Cheddar. Brie. Blue. Camel Bear. Camember bear.

SPEAKER_03 32:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:18

Swiss.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

Um that's the sign of it. Mozzarella.

SPEAKER_04 32:24

Yeah. Boom. Save. Emmental.

SPEAKER_03 32:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

Moldy cheese? Oh, wait, no, that's blue cheese, isn't it? Um, Swiss, camembert, brie, cheddar. Bom.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

I was I was gonna say goats if it got back around to me. Oh, Parmesan. Oh, you're too late. No, I'm not gonna go. I got come on. You're out! Let's go. I did a little okay. Go on then. Go on now.

SPEAKER_03 32:49

Oh, smoke brie. Or did you say brie or?

SPEAKER_02 32:51

Because we've had someone said brie.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Yeah, me. And that was my next best one. I use mine. Um trebuchet.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

You're done. I said trebuchet.

SPEAKER_03 33:01

You say tea?

SPEAKER_04 33:02

Oh, tasty. That's tasty.

SPEAKER_02 33:05

I mean, regardless, you get the point. Well, I think we're done. Wedgie to the city. Winner is JP with five. Loser gets wedgie, brother. And the winner or six staff.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

How good of a wedgie do they do they need?

SPEAKER_04 33:16

I think Toomy's changed it. I think he was eight. How good of a wedgie do you want, brother? I need you to pull this thing in my dut. Oh my god. So two man jobs. You get wedged. I now have to get a wedgie.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

So you guys are gonna this is fucked.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

Uh take one. Uh wedgie onset.

SPEAKER_01 33:46

Oh my god. So I don't I don't wanna bend over.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

Right there? Oh my god. Is it just onties or we got pants too? How much am I going? Bro lifted me off the floor.

SPEAKER_04 34:06

That's on my dick.

SPEAKER_03 34:07

Kneel down. Alright, Matt, we'll do the episode. I hope your assholes look your assholes okay.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

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SPEAKER_02 34:27

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