#52- Autistic Spitfire talks addiction recovery, losing 100+ pounds, and growing up autistic before it was understood

Episode 52 of Good Times Noodle Salad brings in special guest Autistic Spitfire for one of the most raw and unfiltered conversations the podcast has had yet.

A stand-up comedian with a story that goes way beyond the stage, Spitfire opens up about losing hundreds of pounds, the harsh reality of food addiction, and how it led to losing his teeth—something he talks about with both honesty and dark humor. The episode dives deep into his journey through addiction in all forms, from food to porn, sex, and drugs, and what it’s taken to get sober and start rebuilding his life.

He and Matt also get into what it was like growing up in the 90s and early 2000s with autism—long before it was widely understood or openly talked about—while Matt offers an outside perspective and keeps the conversation grounded. Along the way, the two bond over their shared love of films, adding some lighter moments and genuine chemistry to an otherwise heavy episode.

This episode doesn’t hold back—it’s real, uncomfortable at times, but ultimately about resilience, growth, and finding a way forward.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:33

Well, you know, I'm just my favorite cover with my obsessions. The obsession being uh eating pussy.

SPEAKER_07 0:44

What a wall.

SPEAKER_03 0:45

What a way to start off. What an open thing.

SPEAKER_07 0:46

It's my favorite joke of yours. Dude, the the guy that followed you in Toledo, he was like. That guy lost his teeth from eating so much pussy? He's like, was that real? That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 0:59

Yes, kids, it is true. Your teeth will dissolve from eating too much pussy. I should know.

SPEAKER_07 1:06

I gotta know if this is real. Is this real? Are you doing a bet?

SPEAKER_03 1:10

No, it's a bit. It's a bit. You see, I'm scared. I'll admit, you know, I'll shine a little light onto what actually happened in my front teeth. And for those of you watching at home, I'll even prove. Yes, I I I can take out my teeth that way when I'm eating a woman out, she feels like she has two different guys going down on her. Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

That's why. That's why he got his teeth removed, actually. Oh, it was cosmetic. It was cosmetic.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

It was definitely cosmetic, caused by a lot of Coca-Cola. Oh no shit. Really? Yeah. I used to uh I used to be a major Coke head. Coca-Cola, that is, you know. That was my thing. That was my drink of choice. I used to have a two-liter of Coke by my bed. You know, I used to be almost 500 pounds. Were you really? Yes, I was. The heaviest I remember the scale reading was 475.

SPEAKER_05 2:09

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 2:09

That's crazy. That's where I get the role the joke of uh you've heard of the singer jelly roll. I was his cousin Jelly Donut. Dude, that's 475 is wild.

SPEAKER_07 2:20

And that was you think it was mostly from drinking Coke?

SPEAKER_03 2:23

Um it was from a mix of not being active, um, drinking a lot of pop, and just not really caring what people thought about me. Sure. You know, I I just I didn't have any when in reality I did care and it just caused more stress on my mental side, you know.

SPEAKER_05 2:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

But, you know, it took me changing my diet, um cutting out pop. I only drink pop on special occasions now. Um and I go to the gym a lot. Um well when my sponsor is in town, yeah. I go to the gym. We go to the the the uh gym together, and I actually right now I am 230 pounds. That's awesome. Yes, I lost a full I lost a full grown adult.

SPEAKER_07 3:20

Yeah. You lost a full fat guy. That's awesome. That's crazy. 245 pounds. Yes, sir. That's nuts. I lost I'm at a hundred pounds, but now I feel like a little bitch and I'm not gonna do my Ozempic shit tonight when we're on stage.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

God damn it, Dylan. I'll do you own better. I haven't touched Ozempic or any other weight loss drugs. This is all natural weight loss.

SPEAKER_07 3:43

Hell yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, it's honestly that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

I I I didn't use drugs or surgeries, you know, to lose weight. I lost weight the old-fashioned way. A woman broke my heart.

SPEAKER_07 3:54

Hell yeah. That'll do it.

SPEAKER_03 3:56

No, I my ex-girlfriend had left me, and so I was chatting up this uh woman that used to live next to me in in the trailer park. And uh, sorry, mobile home community. Because I'm from Ypsilani. We like to put lipstick on our pigs.

SPEAKER_07 4:13

Yeah. The unhoused that live down there. Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

Man, I I gotta tell you though, I was chatting this girl up and she she looked at me and was like, I could never see myself having sex with a guy who has a belly. I'm like, damn. Like, give me a knife, I'll cut the thing off.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

If only that were that easy.

SPEAKER_07 4:38

I mean, you used to say that when you were a kid. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

As a kid, I'd be like, I'm gonna take some scissors and cut it off. Cut her belly off. Cut my thighs off.

SPEAKER_07 4:47

Dude, stepping on the way.

SPEAKER_03 4:50

Well, well, if you don't mind, if you ever do decide to cut your thighs off with scissors, you can you can send them to me.

SPEAKER_07 4:58

I'll remember that. Dylan, I'm gonna fucking fight you. I'm gonna fucking launch across this table.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

American those thighs. You do realize, you do realize if you hit me, that's an automatic two and a half years in prison for you for hitting the disabled guy.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

He's like, I can say whatever the fuck I want. Because if you hit me, it's gonna be worse for you.

SPEAKER_07 5:24

I don't know what it I don't know what to do here. Alright, I'm okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Hey, don't be autistic person in the corner chair.

SPEAKER_07 5:42

I'm gonna fucking dude. This is bullshit. Hey, behavior analyst, how do I get him to not do that?

SPEAKER_03 5:54

See, I'm a bullshitter. You see, I have a lot of bravado when I'm on a microphone having fun with friends. Yeah. But if you get me in real life, I am a very timid person.

SPEAKER_07 6:04

No fucking way, dude. I've seen you do stand-up like 10 times now. There ain't no fucking way. There's no way. There's a difference between you have a bit that you end where you fuck the air for like 30 seconds while making eye contact with strangers. There's no fucking way that you're a super timid shy guy.

SPEAKER_03 6:24

Oh, it's true. You see, uh there's a difference between the autistic Spitfire and Dylan Farr. Dylan Farr is scared people are gonna hurt him because growing up I didn't get hurt a lot. You know, I had a lot of people bullying me, and they'd always said the same exact things. You're fat, you're retarded, you're you're ugly, you fucked my goldfish and got it pregnant. What they could never come up with anything original. So that's that was that what yeah, apparently I was fucking goldfish when I was younger, you know.

SPEAKER_05 7:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

I put a lot of I put a lot of goldfish into college, I'll tell you that much. I'm over here trying to figure out how that works.

SPEAKER_07 7:14

Judy, uh, yeah. I mean kids are fucking brutal, man. The uh the I didn't understand. I get I mean I as an adult, I understand like what the shit that kids put each other through. But Paige used to be a high school teacher. She was she was the uh I'm sorry. She was the ASD teacher there.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

And uh she uh my gods be fucking out here. It's true.

SPEAKER_07 7:49

Do they uh she'd come home with someone?

SPEAKER_01 7:51

It's called job security for me.

SPEAKER_07 7:53

I don't think it's I don't think they're making them. It's like it's like the gays. Like they're not they're not making more, you know.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Anyway, what were you doing?

SPEAKER_03 8:05

No, no, you see, if if you have sex with an autistic person and they get you pregnant, you have a 20% chance of having an autistic child.

SPEAKER_07 8:14

Is that real?

SPEAKER_03 8:14

Yeah, yes, it is about 20% children.

SPEAKER_07 8:16

We're having autistic kids.

SPEAKER_03 8:19

Cool. I told you. I often Dylan B fucking. Dylan B fucking, alright. You see, I I may not be a handsome man, but I look like Ryan Gosling when I have my head buried between thighs, I'll tell you that much.

SPEAKER_07 8:36

You put on sunglasses?

SPEAKER_03 8:38

Dude, that I wear my sunglasses that night.

SPEAKER_07 8:44

I don't I don't remember that scene from fucking eat pray love or whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

Well, that's because he was doing a lot of eating and there wasn't a lot of praying. Eating and loving. Eating and loving. That that's what it comes down to. It's eating and loving, eating and loving.

SPEAKER_07 9:03

I don't even know if he's in that movie. I was trying to think of that. Oh, I was thinking of Crazy Stupid Love. Damn it. That's uh Steve Carell and uh Ryan.

SPEAKER_03 9:11

Is that Ryan Gosling? Fuck.

unknown 9:13

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 9:13

I'm fucking falling.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Anytime I hear uh Ryan Gosling, I just think of uh Remember the Titans. Oh, really? Sunshine. Sunshine.

SPEAKER_07 9:25

I don't know if I've ever seen that movie, man. I am not a sports guy at all.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

You oh my god, that was like a big Disney movie back in the 90s. Remember the Titans?

SPEAKER_07 9:34

Yeah, I mean I rem I remember the movie, but I don't think I watched it. Like I remember hearing the name of it. And there's a lot of stars that kind of got started in that movie, right? Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:46

I feel like I was forced to watch it in school, but I don't remember you don't remember the titans. I don't remember movies ever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 9:54

Dude, I'm not a sports guy.

SPEAKER_02 9:55

Apparently they were very forgettable.

SPEAKER_07 9:59

Dude, I yeah, I'm not a sports guy at all. I like I'll wear like lions hats, and it's just like a why am I doing this? I might as well wear like a fucking vest with a clock on a plane. You know what I mean? It's just everyone is everyone is trying to talk to me about the one thing I don't want to do. Like, dude, I don't. I'm sorry. I this is a false this is stolen valor. I don't give a fuck about the lions.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

I don't care about everyone these days is wearing stolen valor. I mean, look at all the people that are saying they're autistic because they watched a couple TikTok videos. I'm autistic too. I have this, this, this. It sounds like you're just a socially awkward asshole.

SPEAKER_08 10:41

Right.

SPEAKER_03 10:41

And I'm like, I was autistic before autism was cool. I was autistic when you thought we were still sniffing our own farts.

SPEAKER_07 10:49

Yeah. Dude, oh man. All these fucking girls on on TikTok and I'm autistic. Like, I fucking love trains. Like, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Alright, are we talking actual trains or are we talking about gangbang trains?

SPEAKER_07 11:04

Because little column A, little column B.

SPEAKER_03 11:07

That makes sense. That makes sense, you know. Autistic people do be loving trains, you know. Whether we'd be watching them or running them, you know, it don't matter. We love them.

SPEAKER_07 11:19

What was your I don't want to give up your I don't want to give up your bet, but you have you have a bit where you're like, I didn't get the train. Oh, that's what it is. The I don't have the trains version of autism. I got the pussy eating autism.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

You want me to do that bit for you? I will. We always hear about autistic people and their obsessions. And yes, that is what they are. They are fucking obsessions. There's no such thing as a hyperfixation. That is just a myth made up by the people in the media. But some are obsessed with trains, and others are obsessed with that show Doctor Who.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

My obsession's a little different, though. I am obsessed with eating pussy.

SPEAKER_00 12:09

So much so it dissolved my forefront cake. PH balance is crazy, y'all.

SPEAKER_07 12:23

But you know that bit one-on-one is wild.

SPEAKER_04 12:27

It's okay. This obsession actually led me. I'm gonna start a new business venture. We're getting ready to go and and uh making it official. Uh it's gonna be for women whose men don't eat pussy. We're gonna call this business your gash.

unknown 12:43

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 12:45

You're gonna be able to pull up on your phone and be like, uh, do I want him to make me squirt? Okay, that's an upcharge. Does he eat ass? That's another upcharge. What's with this automatic upcharge for autism? Why can't I get rid of that? It's gonna be great though. Wait until we team up with Uber. Then we're gonna have a business called Ubergasms.

SPEAKER_05 13:12

Your writing is so ridiculous. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 13:16

Okay, um I was I was shopping recently, and uh when I was checking out, the cashier was kind of giving me the side eye. They were like putting, you know, scented candles and you know, you know, Vaseline, and next thing you know, they pick up a box of pads. They look at me, I look at them, and I'm like, what? The spotting. It just continues all month, you know? And they were just like, oh, it's so sweet of you to buy something like that for your girlfriend. Bitch, I don't have a girlfriend, it's for my ass. And ring up my damn 10-inch cucumber.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

Jesus Christ. That's the new one. Yes, that is the new one. I like it.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 14:10

One night stands is so I wanna I do want to talk to you about doing comedy because it is a fucking brutal side hustle. I mean, it sucks.

SPEAKER_03 14:19

Yeah, you get people that accuse you of stealing jokes and all sorts of shit.

SPEAKER_07 14:23

Oh my god. Not I mean, I was well that, but the just the amount of time and effort it takes to do 15 minutes in a week is asinine. To go to like three different spots, you might drive 150 miles and you might not even go up. And sometimes you get to go up, but it's 11:30, 45 minutes away from home on a Wednesday, and you're like, Like, I just got booked for four or five shows in Toledo.

SPEAKER_05 14:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:55

Sorry, six shows in Toledo, because I'll be at the Toledo funny bone as well. Nice, nice doing uh uh the Crumbly Cup for Dave Crumble.

SPEAKER_07 15:04

Yeah. Are they are all those shows through uh Dave?

SPEAKER_03 15:07

Yes, because he is one of the top producers down there. I'm also uh one of my uh fellow uh colleagues, uh Ms. Divine A. She does something called the Spotlight Experience, and that's something she's getting up and running off the ground and stuff, so that's something you know people should be on the lookout for because it's it's the the amount of effort she puts into it, it's gonna take off.

SPEAKER_07 15:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:35

It's gonna it's gonna do something.

SPEAKER_07 15:37

That's exciting. How has she done any shows yet?

SPEAKER_03 15:39

Oh yeah, she's she's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_07 15:41

Yeah, oh right on. Yeah. Dude, that uh the the girl the local girl that was at the Toledo show, Asia, she was fucking hilarious. Oh yeah. Dude, she had me rolling. Fucking hilarious. She pulled her gut out and she was like, man, my belly is out right now, and I feel like you should look, because I feel like you could relate. She's like yelling at some fat chick in the audience that wouldn't stop talking over her. Dude, it was so fun. She had me dying. She's fucking hilarious, man.

SPEAKER_03 16:08

See, I I can't do crowd work like that very well. No. I I I don't know what it is. I've tried doing crowd work, but they throw it back at me and I can't respond quick enough.

SPEAKER_07 16:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

You ever thought about like really trying to talk to you while you were on stage. Yeah, and I'm you but you handled it really well. In your response. I remember being like that, okay. I don't remember what happened. What happened?

SPEAKER_03 16:35

Um one of my jokes, um, I often consider myself the retarded friend of the group. The lady was like, that's not a nice word. And I was like, that's our word. I'm taking it back. Yeah. That's right. Ungawa, retard power. And after this, the NAACP is gonna be knocking at my door. We heard you use the word ungawa. We need to talk to you about that.

SPEAKER_05 17:04

Yeah, dude. That crowd sucked at home at a home slice.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

That was uh I mean well some of the crowds are better. Um, it's hit or miss at home slice. Home Slice, the barn. There are good rooms, just the crowds might not be the best, but you will get feedback.

SPEAKER_07 17:24

Yeah. Um I've heard nothing but positive things about Dave Crumbly, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

Dave Crumbly is fucking amazing. I didn't get to meet him. They are fucking unfortunately. His shows are fucking amazing. He's amazing. I love Dave. Dave actually owns several of my autistic Spitfire shirts.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

Oh, right on.

SPEAKER_03 17:44

Yes. He actually bought a few of them.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Yeah, I was gonna ask where where we get those.

SPEAKER_03 17:50

You guys could have told me. I could have brought one. I have like two large ones left, blue and gold. I keep catching on this damn cord. This damn cord is gonna cause just the whole thing to. So, oh well, no more Spitfire on the show.

SPEAKER_07 18:10

Dude, uh, yeah, I've heard not I've heard nothing but good things about Dave. I I didn't get to meet him. I only did the one show at Home Slice in Toledo, and then uh Justin, I don't remember Justin's last name, but he was Myers. He was the one running it in the silly shirt. Yeah. He was cool, he's a nice dude.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

One of my favorite people to work with down there is uh Lindsay. I don't know. Lindsay J.

SPEAKER_07 18:34

He. He. Oh sorry.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

He has a whole joke about that. But he is he's a really cool guy. He's one of my uh favorite people to work with from Toledo.

SPEAKER_07 18:46

Are you uh are you down that way?

SPEAKER_03 18:49

Um no, actually I'm I'm in Ypsilani.

SPEAKER_07 18:52

Oh, that's right, you said that. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

Yeah, I'm in Ipsilani. I I I'm from one of the uh cities where when everyone was like, we gotta leave Detroit, they were like, let's go to Ipsy, Adrian, Inkster, let's let's start shooting people there.

SPEAKER_07 19:08

Oh no. Is Ipsy dangerous like that?

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Like in some parts, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

Parts of it. Yes and no. Like there's uh place by my house called the Green, and people get shot there every summer.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

Is it like a what is it? Is it a restaurant?

SPEAKER_03 19:33

It's um it's what would it be called? Uh affordable housing.

SPEAKER_07 19:39

Oh, it's like a pro is it like a project? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

Yeah. Oh thank God.

SPEAKER_07 19:46

We can't get sued by projects. Anytime we can get sued by a pizza place called Degreen though.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

Anytime I do a uh show or um anytime I do like I wanted to do a show at the park by my house because I live in a community called Apple Ridge.

SPEAKER_04 20:04

Uh I was telling a guy, yeah, I'm thinking of throwing a show there. He's like, oh wow, are you gonna have bulletproof vests? I'm like, is Apple Ridge really that bad? And then I'm like, Yeah, people do be shooting each other's cars and shit.

SPEAKER_07 20:19

Wait, did you grow up out there?

SPEAKER_04 20:22

No, I've only lived where I live right now 12 years, but I've lived in Ann Arbor and Ypsilani my entire life.

SPEAKER_07 20:29

Okay, so is Ipsilani getting worse than it was? Like is it Is there more violence there than there is?

SPEAKER_04 20:36

It's kind of like the joke. Uh one of the comedians from Ann Arbor made a joke and he said, um The best way to describe Ann Arbor basically is Ann Arbor's like up to date and in the present, and Ipsilani is still back in 1995.

SPEAKER_07 20:55

Really?

unknown 20:56

Really?

SPEAKER_04 20:56

And I'm just like, huh, you know, that that that's the truth to that joke. He's not wrong. I mean, most of the places that I see at Ipsy haven't changed a bit, and I like the value world that I used to go to to with my mom in Ipsy, still fucking there. Still fucking there. Looks the same and everything? Still looks the same, still smells the same on the inside.

SPEAKER_08 21:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:24

And then it's like if you know about value world, you know that smell sticks with you.

SPEAKER_07 21:32

That's one you remember. That stale smell that just sticks with you. Dude, uh I I've only been to Ipsy a couple of times. My friend Bridget used to live there, and then we went there for dinner, and we did. We did with your with Darren and his friend group. We went to some That was Ips Landing? Yeah, there was some bar that was like on railroad tracks.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

There's a sloth Sidetracks?

SPEAKER_03 21:56

Side tracks. Side tracks or Aubrey's?

SPEAKER_01 21:59

Oh, I think it was. Side because we went to a slow to go play with sloths for our friend's birthday.

SPEAKER_07 22:06

Yeah, there was like some wild life. That was not close to there though. It was like we were in the car all fucking day.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

Any place with sloths, like in Ipsy? No, we were talking about motherfuckers that hang out on the porch. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_07 22:22

We uh we can't say that, Dylan.

SPEAKER_02 22:27

Uh I'm sorry, am I saying things that are wrong?

SPEAKER_07 22:31

The uh we carpooled during that birthday present thing, and we should not have. We were in the car for the entire fucking day.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

I don't remember it like that.

SPEAKER_07 22:43

We got in the we got in a minivan, we went to Ipsilani, went to dinner, and then we went maybe I don't know, maybe I don't know the order, but I think it was that we went to dinner first, and then we went to the the wildlife rescue.

SPEAKER_01 22:58

It's fucking Yeah, it was it was in Ann Arbor, the same Ann Arbor, the Animal Sanctuary Yeah, there's there's a big difference between Ipsy and Ann Arbor.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

Like Ann Arbor has a lot of uh NIMBYism to it. Nimbiasm? What does that mean? Um not in my backyard. Yeah, I like um especially the Ann Arbor comedy community. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_07 23:23

Like they're gatekeeping?

SPEAKER_03 23:25

They don't there's some gatekeepers, yes. It's I don't think I'm con I don't basically um Ann Arbor likes from what I understand, Ann Arbor likes smart, intelligent comedy. I'm like, I thought people came to a comedy show so they didn't have to think. You're just supposed to feed them the jokes.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Right. So like it it's so they don't want to hear about pussies?

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Oh, they love my pussy eating stuff, but I won't get booked in Ann Arbor, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_07 24:00

Super liberal rooms there? I haven't done anything in Ann Arbor. But I did a couple rooms in Ferndale and Unless you kind of have that Ann Arbor vibe.

SPEAKER_03 24:09

Yeah. Like they have a certain vibe that they prefer in Ann Arbor.

SPEAKER_07 24:15

They want like Tignataros there, they don't want guys talking about retards be fucking.

SPEAKER_03 24:22

Apparently not. Apparently, um the best way I understand Ann Arbor, um, this is what a friend told me, um, they like to preach inclusivity. But the minute you are part of what involves inclusivity, that's where NIMBYism comes in.

SPEAKER_07 24:41

Not a real backyard. I gotta look, I want to look this word.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

NIMBY. NIMBY is the word, but NIMBYism is just to describe it.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Now he's gotta look up what the definition is.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

Well, because well, yeah, I just want to well, I just want clarification. Nim NIMBY stands for not in my backyard. It it describes people who support an idea in principle but oppose it when it's proposed near where they live. So exactly what you were just describing. Yeah, like someone agrees that affordable affordable housing is needed, but fights hard when a new new housing project is planned in their neighbor neighborhood. That's a NIMBY attitude.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

Yeah, like Ann Arbor is very rich people, very rich mindset.

SPEAKER_05 25:22

Yeah. I've never heard that term before. That's interesting.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

You know, I I like like my my home club is the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase. That is where I got my first bit of stage time. I will probably never get booked there unless I become famous. That's that's the sad truth.

SPEAKER_07 25:43

It's a real it's pretty tight-knit out there, like the booker prefers clean comedy.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

He especially when you're up and coming. Basically, um, from what I understand, a lot of places, a lot of the clubs are under the idea of you have to earn your right to be raunchy. You have to put in your reps, get in, get in your time, and then you earn the right to be raunchy.

SPEAKER_05 26:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:15

Unless you start your own show, then you can do what the fuck you want.

SPEAKER_07 26:19

Have you read the comedy Bible that everyone says you have to read if you want to start comedy? No, never read it. The uh so I'm in um Bill Bouchard's class right now at Mark Ridley's, and he recommended that we all download this book and read it. I'm trying to look at it real quick so I guess Judy Carter. So Judy Carter has these like commandments in the book where she's like, Thou shalt work clean.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

And uh I don't feel like I laugh as hard at clean jokes.

SPEAKER_07 26:48

Well, she goes on to say, like, if you can't, she's like, if you want to she goes on to explain herself and she says basically, like, if you want to work and you're not a guy with a name already, you're not gonna work if you can't work clean. Like, because corporate gigs and whatever Yeah, like I probably won't end up getting booked.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

I have trouble working clean. I can do it, I just my jokes aren't as funny when they're clean.

SPEAKER_07 27:12

Yeah. Well, she also goes on to say that like if you can't if you can't write clean versions of your jokes, you have weaknesses in your writing anyway. Which I don't know if I'd necessarily agree with that.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

You know, I think my writing is very weak. I'll be honest. I don't think I'm that good of a comedian, but people seem to like my energy. I don't understand. I think your writing's good.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

I think you were one of the first like that we saw that I was like actually like laughing really hard at. I f like at the open mics. I was like dying first time I saw you, and it takes a lot to make me like laugh really hard at comedy.

SPEAKER_07 27:48

Yeah, but you're I mean your brand though is like absurdist. It's like, let me just go up here and say shit you don't think I'm allowed to say, which is fucking exactly which is needed. Like that's that's what this is for.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

Like, I'll I'll be honest, um, one of my favorite comedians, uh, shout out to the Butts man, Isaac Butterfield. I don't know who that is. He's he's from Australia, he's a comedian. Um they tried canceling him for a few of his jokes over the years.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

I feel for a joke. You can't get offended if you if you're going to a comedy show, you gotta go in expecting it to be a little offensive.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

His joke was about the mosques shooting. Yikes and um it was he was like I he's like the thing that concerned me most was uh later that night when all the people were trying to get Uber rides home. Dark joke! Yeah, but he pushes the boundaries with his comedy. He says he says he doesn't believe there's a thing as punching down. He's like, you're just punching at that point.

SPEAKER_07 29:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

He's he's funny in my opinion. Dude, that's but he's like it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_07 29:14

But I mean, I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

I I don't I don't think he's an Aussie. He he's gonna say what the fuck he wants to say and he'll fight you otherwise. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 29:23

I mean that's I I that's not my type of humor, but my god, I will do I will march with him for it to defend his right to say wild shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

Well, apparently censorship in Australia is wild right now. Like insanely like wild.

SPEAKER_07 29:43

I haven't heard anything about Australia. What's what's going on in Australia?

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Uh last I heard there were bills trying to say you couldn't say certain things um that could be deemed offensive, but it's like who's the one deeming it offensive? Yeah, who decides? Exactly. Like if it's not clear-cut as to what exactly constitutes being offensive, you know, that can just go to the wind and be abused every which way.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

Something I find offensive might be very different than something that you guys find offensive.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

Like, I've had people find my pussy eating jokes offensive. I've had people leave shows because of my pussy eating humor.

SPEAKER_07 30:24

Hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

And I'm just I remember I was in um It was a place called the Rex Theater. We were doing a show, it was in this little town in mid-Michigan.

SPEAKER_07 30:50

But you walked people in the room?

SPEAKER_03 30:52

People people got up and left, and like after I'd finished my set, I went outside and was smoking a joint because at this time I was still smoking. And I was like, Did you enjoy the show? They were like, No.

SPEAKER_07 31:05

Because of pussy eating jokes. Uh-huh. What'd you do? Is this a church?

unknown 31:11

No.

SPEAKER_07 31:11

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 31:12

Morency? Morensey, that's right.

SPEAKER_03 31:15

Morensey.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

Fucking Morency. Never even heard of that town. Yeah, that's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 31:19

This this theater was built in like 1916 or something like that.

SPEAKER_07 31:25

Like, and the people born there were also born in 1916?

SPEAKER_03 31:29

Like, this theater was so old, the vaudevillean theater company actually performed there a few times.

SPEAKER_07 31:36

But I I don't understand the the must- I mean the locals just couldn't handle jokes about eating pussy.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

Some of them could. Like, this was at a time when I still did a joke about uh P. Diddy and Jeffrey Epstein. I got like um I found out P. Diddy and Jeffrey Epstein had something in common. They both enjoyed islands, among other things. But I'm a guy that grew up on a show called Gulla Gullah Island. So being autistic, I kind of screwed things up there. Come and let's play it together.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

I got fresh baby oil. Come on out to Diddy's Magic Island. Take it, take it. Jesus know what to do when I have come to screw you. You'll regret coming to Diddy's Magic Island. Jesus take it.

SPEAKER_03 32:32

And I I even like just I at that point I was just dancing on stage singing this little stupid song I made. Yeah. Because that was what was funny. When I used to do my uh when I first started doing my autism as an STD joke, I used to do it with a nod to Sherry Lewis and Lamb Chops.

SPEAKER_05 32:52

I don't know, I don't know them.

SPEAKER_03 32:55

You might remember this is a song that does in and it goes on and on, my friends.

SPEAKER_04 33:02

And people start to sing. Yeah. Well, my joke used to go, contrary to popular belief, autism is not contagious. Unless we get you pregnant. In which case I'd classify it more like an STV. It's the STV that doesn't end. It goes from parent to child, and then when they grow, uh baby may have one of their own, and then the cycle starts again, and we all know how that goes. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 33:39

Like, this see, I this is what happens when you get an autistic person on a microphone. Our filter just is like good out the window.

SPEAKER_07 33:49

That's what I want. That's what the that's what everyone in a comedy club should want, by the way. Like the fact that people are like, you can't do that, you can't say that. It's like we're not inciting riots, we're saying absurd shit to make people giggle.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

Pissed off about me using the word retard. I got called that so much growing up.

SPEAKER_05 34:13

Right.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

And I'm sorry, my my favorite definition of like when the when that word was used was in an old episode of CSI. Yeah, Gil Grissom, you know, big dog in the show. This this special ed kid loved the rodeo, and like um these these uh bull rider boys, they all like a bunch of them made fun of him, but one ended up going so far as to get him killed. Jesus. And when they finally figure out who did it, uh Gil Grissom just walks up to him and is like, you know, the definition of retard is to hinder or to hold back. He's like, and from where I'm standing, it looks like your life just got really fucking retarded. Well, he didn't say fucking, it was on national television.

SPEAKER_07 35:15

But he but he spun their their bigotry for some of the special needs into a way to being like, wait, wait, gotcha now.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

I'm gonna say that show CSI is where I got my uh thing for goth mommies.

SPEAKER_07 35:31

The the tech? Are you talking about the tech invention?

SPEAKER_03 35:35

You're thinking of NCIS, Abby from NCIS.

SPEAKER_07 35:39

That I am, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:41

No, I I'm talking about Gil's one uh love interest. She like ran her own um SM club interest.

SPEAKER_07 35:49

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 35:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 35:52

I tell you what, the only episodes of CSI that I ever watched were was when I was eavesdropping someone watching TV while I worked on their apartment back when I did apartment maintenance. So I'm not I don't know all the characters. I so I don't remember that, but that's hilarious though. Yeah. To get your taste from a show that like exclusively 80-year-olds who ever inundated in us to like goth chicks.

SPEAKER_03 36:21

It it was, it was growing up. I mean, do you do you remember uh Scooby-Doo and Season of the Witch? Season of the Witch? I think that's what it was. Um there was there was one of them that had the goth rock band where they were like vampires. They were Pulseman's vampires, and it's just like, okay, yeah, I like that. I like that. Goth baddies were a thing, and they still are hex girls? These girls?

SPEAKER_02 36:57

The hex girls, yes, the hex girls, the fucking hex girls.

SPEAKER_03 37:04

You know, most people liked Android 18 from Dragon Ball Z.

SPEAKER_07 37:08

Dude. I was a hex girl guy. Dude, I called I called uh okay, so Android 17. Do you remember Android 17? The brother? Yeah, with the huge forehead. Do you know okay? So we're going to one night stands tonight. My ex's best friend works there. I called her Android 17 for 13 years. Because let me show you Android 17. Does she look like him? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 37:38

One thing I learned, uh, you know, a lot of a lot of people don't know this about me, but I figure I might as well come out and say it because, you know, the Dylan you guys would have met a year ago, well, even just almost four months ago, is completely different from the Dylan you're talking to now.

SPEAKER_07 37:57

In what way?

SPEAKER_03 37:59

Um, I'm actually on a journey of sobriety. I don't smoke weed anymore, I don't drink alcohol. And I've I've committed to that. That's a completely different lifestyle, you know. Everyone you used to hang out with basically just disappears.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:20

The minute you you're you tell them, yeah, I'm sober, they're just like, oh the door. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 38:26

Yeah, you realize how many friends you don't have when you when you don't do the one thing they want to do.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

That's why you make new sober friends, you know.

SPEAKER_07 38:35

No kidding.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

I've been I've been on this journey and you know, I think it's helped improve my comedy a lot.

SPEAKER_07 38:42

You hit your six months recently, right? Is that right?

SPEAKER_03 38:45

Um, it will be four months on Monday.

SPEAKER_07 38:49

Oh, maybe I was thinking of well, congratulations. I maybe I th maybe I th I saw a three-month post. Because you posted something on either Facebook or you know. That's awesome, dude. Do you so did you did you feel like you had a problem? Or were you just like, you know what?

SPEAKER_03 39:05

I had a incident happen and I just I knew I had to make a change.

SPEAKER_07 39:11

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 39:12

Okay. I had an incident happen and I had to make a big change.

SPEAKER_07 39:16

Yeah. I get that. You know, and I had the uh I I had a period of sobriety because the state of Michigan strongly recommended it.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

See, it's really funny. I I would have gotten on the sober train back in 2017 when I was put in mental health court, but I had this nifty little doctor's note that was like, oh yeah, he he can still smoke weed for pain management because of his MS. I'm like, thank you, multiple sclerosis. Hell yeah. Yeah. Oh, it was really funny because I I was in it's a drug-free court and I'd go in there smelling to high heaven. Like everyone would look at me like, Really?

SPEAKER_01 40:10

He's not following what he's supposed to be doing.

SPEAKER_03 40:13

No, dude. At that point, I wasn't even ready to quit, anyways.

SPEAKER_07 40:18

It so you well, it so you were we were talking about overindulging in food, overindulging in Coca-Cola, and then now you're talking about sobriety. Do you have an addictive personality that you're trying to do?

SPEAKER_03 40:32

Oh yeah, I've actually I've become a sex addict, I've become a porn addict. Two separate issues, by the way.

SPEAKER_08 40:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

I've become a bit of a foodie, hence the three pieces of key lime pie today. It was really good, okay? Don't judge me. No judging here.

SPEAKER_07 40:52

We have been there. That's trust me. We have door-dashed fucking blizzards from the couch after we had ate like fat asses all day.

SPEAKER_01 41:00

We were on our way to a Thai restaurant one time, and there was a little Caesars on the other side of the roundabout. So we went around the roundabout, picked up little Caesar's breadsticks, and then went to the Thai restaurant.

SPEAKER_03 41:12

So that was one of the Thai food.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

Little Caesar's breadsticks.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

Dude, by the way, I'm taking him home with me.

SPEAKER_07 41:23

You sure the fuck aren't. I'll fight you for Captain Smaller.

SPEAKER_03 41:27

That was one of my heroes, Sid Haig. He was fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_07 41:31

Sid Haig's uh dude, man, what are the fucking legends?

SPEAKER_03 41:33

I think one of my favorite roles for him was his little pop-up in um Hatchet 3. I didn't see it. You never saw the Hatchet series by Adam Green. Never saw any of them. It's a series that if you like Terrifier, yeah. It did all the comedy horror that Terrifier does before was ever a thing. No shit. Like uh, you know how she he cuts the chick in half with the chainsaw? Adam Green was in an interview and he was like, yeah, do you do you remember when Victor Crowley cut two guys in half with a chainsaw at the same time? Didn't you see the one guy's testicles drop? Yeah, like these movies were just fantastically done. Like, from what I understand, the first movie was done because Adam Green was like, I just want to do a movie where I can use buckets and buckets of fake blood. I'm like, that sounds like a dream, just being the guy with the fake blood.

SPEAKER_07 42:46

It's like pouring. I hate as a guy who hates a mess, that's stressing me out.

unknown 42:52

Fuck it.

SPEAKER_07 42:54

I would if I worked in the movies like as a prop guy, I would exclusively work for rom coms because they make no mess. There's nothing happening in a rom com that's messy.

SPEAKER_03 43:05

Not that you know of. Those simulated sex scenes aren't really simulated. There's some cleanup there.

SPEAKER_07 43:12

Dude, I was I was reading recently that like God. I'm gonna have to Google, I'm gonna have to fact-check myself immediately, but there was a like a post that was like uh like two actors like actually had sex for movie readability.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

There's there's been a lot of um actors that have had real sex in movies. Um one of the movies that featured a lot of real sex, I think, was Nymphomaniac.

SPEAKER_07 43:40

Weird. That's not on the nose at all.

SPEAKER_08 43:42

And it's not even a porno film.

SPEAKER_07 43:46

The Visitor. Uh uh, okay. Hey babe, do you want to go see The Visitor? Wait, it Andrew Garfield and Florence P U G H. I don't know how to say it. Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield said a scene went further than intended, but it was still supposed to be simulated.

SPEAKER_08 44:08

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 44:09

How does it go further when there's a whole production crew?

SPEAKER_03 44:14

She's just gonna go out on a limb and say she just really wanted to fuck Andrew Garfield.

SPEAKER_07 44:20

That feels like it might be victim blaming. You know, Andrew Garfield pops a boner and all of a sudden they're all right. Well it's kind of like that uh the Birdman, you watch the Birdman where uh Ed uh Oh my god, what the fuck is his name? You have my my brain spinning with actors right now. Ed Norton, Edward Norton's character has ED and they're they they're playing actors in the film, and they get on stage and he's like, oh my god, I got a boner, let's fuck right now, like with his co-star. And she's like, he's like, come on, like I have it, and she's like, no, what the fuck? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 45:01

It's uh you know speaking of Edward Norton, you know, I love that you brought up Edward Norton. I just did a movie review. Um, I do um a review with um Caleb Moretzi. Um we do it on Discord and it's posted on YouTube, and it's called the Wig Wags Podcast, and it's um sick flicks with Dylan and Skip.

SPEAKER_07 45:25

That's a good name.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

And um we review we reviewed Death to Smoochie, but his computer screwed up, so we have to re-review it. Um Edward Norton playing that just like all-around good-hearted guy. It's gotta be weird, huh? Direct written and directed by Danny DeVito. Edward Norton, Catherine Keener, Danny DeVito, Jon Stewart. Like What a lineup. Pam Ferris. If you don't know who she is, that's Mrs. Trunch Bowl from Matilda.

SPEAKER_07 46:05

Who is also our kid's gym teacher right now.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

Apparently she looks a lot like her.

SPEAKER_07 46:11

Yeah, my kids have been saying that their gym teacher looks exactly like her, which is so fucking rude because I met her and I had to hold it together. I was like, all those kids are bad people. Like, my kids are bad people. Oh, dude, uh, what a lineup. Edward Norton playing a nice guy.

SPEAKER_03 46:28

I forgot who I forgot the main star of the film. Robin fucking Williams.

SPEAKER_07 46:37

Yeah, fuck yeah. Dude, I have not seen that movie, but I've I've considered watching that movie a thousand times.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

It's worth it.

SPEAKER_07 46:44

If you wanna I love Edward Norton.

SPEAKER_03 46:45

Like the jokes about the dark side of children's entertainment are fucking just spot on in that entire movie.

SPEAKER_07 46:54

Robin Williams is smoochie, right? Like he's the actual.

SPEAKER_03 46:57

He plays Rainbow Randolph.

SPEAKER_07 46:59

Okay, it's a different character on the show.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

Um he plays the guy who gets caught um basically rigging the system where parents can pay him to get their kids, you know, time on screen and, you know, sit on his lap type stuff.

SPEAKER_07 47:18

It's kind of like a bozo thing.

SPEAKER_03 47:20

Kind of like Bozo the clown, you know, but just Robin Williams seeing this man go from like this height of his career to just down in the dirt type of and then wanting to revenge against Edward Norton's character. Robin Williams just sells it so well. Like, he even he even goes so far at one point in the movie to uh trick smoochie, you know, Edward Norton playing the character of Sheldon Mopes, who who is the character behind Smoochie the Rhino. He uh tricks him into performing at a certain um white nationalist rally.

SPEAKER_07 48:08

Oh yikes.

SPEAKER_03 48:09

And Edward Norton doesn't know it until he like he walks out on this stage just drenched in darkness and this big spotlight on him, and he starts saying, friends, friends, we all got friends. Oh no, and he's like, you know, it's really hard to sing to your friends when you can't see them. Could we maybe turn up the house lights? You know, it's like next thing you know, just straight rally. Oh my god. And they all stand up and start saluting, and they're like, hell smoochie, hell, and he's like, You have got to be kidding me. And yeah, it's it's a dark, dark movie, and I fucking love that movie. It's in my top five movies of all time. No shit.

SPEAKER_07 49:00

What's your number one? Do you have a number one?

SPEAKER_03 49:02

Jaws. Jaws?

SPEAKER_04 49:04

Jaws, blazing saddles, uh then we have Kung Fu Hustle and Death to Smoochie.

SPEAKER_07 49:11

What a fucking list. I think Jaws, dude, I'm gonna argue with you about Jaws. I think Jaws is so slow and so fucking. Like maybe Do you know why? If I was well, because it builds tension, but for me. No, do you know why?

SPEAKER_04 49:26

You see the shark only for four minutes of that entire movie? That entire movie, you only see Bruce on screen for four minutes. A little tangent here. That's where Bruce from Finding Nemo got his name, by the way, was from the shark. Oh my gosh, I didn't know that. That is what they nicknamed the mechanical shark in Jaws was Bruce after Steven Spielberg's lawyer at the time. They were like, he's like a shark in the courtroom.

SPEAKER_05 49:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

Hilarious. But, anyways, you only see Bruce on screen for four minutes out of a two, what is it, roughly two-hour movie?

SPEAKER_03 50:04

It's because the mechanics for Bruce when uh put in the saltwater didn't work properly. So Spielberg had to figure out a way to have a shark without having a shark.

SPEAKER_05 50:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:23

So he went back and watched some old Hitchcock films, and he's like, sometimes seeing less is more terrifying.

SPEAKER_07 50:30

Alien.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

And that's that's why we got we got the look of um from Bruce's point of view.

SPEAKER_05 50:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:39

Swimming through the water. Yeah. Now, I love that you brought up Alien because this brings up a uh little conversation I had with a fellow Jaws enthusiast. Alien is just Jaws.

SPEAKER_07 50:53

How dare you! It's they could have been a whole nother world.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

It is literally just Jaws in the way. I'm gonna fucking fight you again. No.

SPEAKER_07 51:05

No, Jaws don't have to be Jaws over Jaws in Alien. You're not wrong. I'm emotionally impaired for sure. Uh dude, I Jaws. I've the the ten I feel like the tension in Alien is so much better than the tension in Jaws. Yes. Well because you know what's gonna happen. Like Alien, it's like, what the fuck is this thing? What can it do?

SPEAKER_03 51:32

Think about the basic storyline of Jaws.

SPEAKER_07 51:38

Three sailors. I'm not gonna let you take I'm not gonna let you do this to me.

SPEAKER_03 51:41

I'm not gonna let you do this. Three sailors go and fight a creature that they have never really faced before. Like a force of nature. And on top of that, there were insurmountable odds. A ship that was failing and falling apart and sinking. The crew was dying.

SPEAKER_07 52:04

Okay, so all of this is fucking uh now. No, no, no, the book. Uh the the whale versus Moby Dick. This is Moby Dick? Yeah. So Moby Dick is Moby Dick, Jaws is Moby Dick, and then Alien is Moby Dick in space.

SPEAKER_02 52:23

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 52:24

I fucking hate this.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

This is ruin. Fucking ruin. Can we talk about my favorite meme when it comes to Alien? My crew is dead. My ship is getting ready to blow up. There's a giant monster on the loose. Where the fuck is my cat? Yeah. Shout out to Jonesy.

unknown 52:47

I'm out.

SPEAKER_07 52:52

Get out of here, you bitch. That's all I remember from the second one.

SPEAKER_03 52:56

No, first of all, it's get away from her, you bitch, because the Alien Queen was going after Newt.

SPEAKER_07 53:05

Okay. I'm out, I'm outgunned here. But I gotta say, the Alien One, the Alien, Aliens, or whatever the fuck, and then Alien Covenant or whatever dumbass name it had are three completely different movies. They should not be a part of the same franchise. I hate that they are. One's a weird fucking prison planet, one is alien.

SPEAKER_03 53:27

Oh, are you talking no, you're talking about Alien 3. Yeah. You're talking, no, there's more than just Alien, no. Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, then there's Alien Covenant, and then there's uh there was um that one that just came out, and then there's the Prometheus, the Yeah, these are all these are all in the Ridley Scott universe. Yeah. But part three was just literally a big fuck you to the franchise. And we're just like, we're gonna take away everything you loved about the second movie and just strip it away. Right.

SPEAKER_07 54:02

Right. Then we're gonna put her in on an alien planet and make her a prison planet. It was a prison planet. And then it was they were they are the first three are so Alien should have been just one and done.

SPEAKER_03 54:19

Now, can we talk about Alien Resurrection for a sec? That would be the fourth one. Uh they bring back uh Ripley. They bring back Ripley through a bunch of cloning techniques and stuff, and like her her DNA is combined with the alien. Her periods must have been hell. Acid blood periods? I mean, how the fuck was she wearing pants?

SPEAKER_01 54:54

She wasn't when she was on her period. She couldn't have been.

SPEAKER_07 54:58

Dude, yeah, that movie, that that's that franchise completely fucking fell apart. It's like it's worse, it's worse than Fast and Furious.

SPEAKER_03 55:09

Buffy?

unknown 55:12

Fuck.

SPEAKER_07 55:14

Dude, I yeah, I I know you're like, what the fuck? I don't know. Why? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:21

That's okay. Fun fact about Alien Resurrection, uh, the scene where Ripley like is like playing basketball and like, you know. She at one point throws a back shot, like, over her shoulder, and it goes into the basket. During filming, they were just like, yeah, just throw it, we'll CGI it in there. Sigourney Weaver actually threw it and it went straight in. No shit. That's why Ron Pearlman got that shit-eating grin that he always has.

SPEAKER_07 55:54

He was just like. Dude, no way. That reminds me of the uh the the have you seen that this has been going around, but the uh when they were filming Catwoman in the whatever, what was that, 1991 or whatever, Batman? Uh, the Catwoman was supposed to knock the heads off of all these mannequins, and she does it in the first take and does it for real, and everyone was blown away. Have you seen this video? That's not surprising. It's mind-blowing, really. Because it's the actual actress doing the whipping. Like she's whipping the heads off of mannequins, and she does all of them on the first try.

SPEAKER_03 56:31

That's okay. You want to know something? I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a little thing out there. Halle Berry did a good job in her version of Catwoman. I thought it was great. The story was bullshit.

SPEAKER_07 56:47

Yeah, well.

SPEAKER_03 56:49

But Halle Berry's acting was fucking Halle Berry.

SPEAKER_07 56:52

It was yeah, it was good. It was good. I but also like the story. This was before we took the fucking Christopher Nolan route and made everything uber serious and real realistic, which well, you know, there's a lane for that.

SPEAKER_03 57:13

Like I remember I was in high school when Iron Man came out, and that's really when superhero movies started being taken seriously.

SPEAKER_07 57:21

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you had the you had Batman Begins, which was a very serious take on Batman, and then you had The Dark Knight and Iron Man in 2008 or 9. I think Iron Man, the first Iron Man was 2008, and The Dark Knight was 2009, if I remember right. Yeah, you're right, it wasn't. But then you but then you start having these more and more serious and and I mean I The Dark Knight is excellent, but man, sometimes you just want to see cartoonishly like anime style like action in a superhero movie. And I just like I watched the Dark Knight for the first time. I was like, this is amazing. And then like the fifth time I watched it, I was like, this is a commitment to your attention. Like, this is fucking heavy. Why are you throwing soup around? We're not supposed to.

SPEAKER_03 58:24

What do you do with your soup? Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_07 58:26

Fuck, I forgot we had a bit. I forgot that we had green.

SPEAKER_03 58:29

The bit is out the window! Fuck for not this is what you get for having the same name as the Doctor Who.

SPEAKER_07 58:38

I knew you said this to me the first time I met you. You're like, do you know that you have the same name as Doctor Who? I'm like, fucking yes, that jerk.

SPEAKER_01 58:45

I had a student who was obsessed with Matt Smith. The Doctor Who.

SPEAKER_07 58:49

The comedian, not the pretty good doctor.

SPEAKER_03 58:54

No, she was obsessed with Doctor Who. He was the best child-friendly doctor.

SPEAKER_07 59:00

Child-friendly doctor?

SPEAKER_03 59:02

Uh yeah. Some of the some of the doctors, some of the doctors are more adult-based in the sense that they are more.

SPEAKER_07 59:10

I thought you were about to tell me that there was like three Doctor Who's that fucked kids. Oh, thank God. Oh. You had me so sad.

SPEAKER_03 59:19

Doctor Who is like the only No, as far as I know, there has been no pedophilia reported among any Doctor Who actors. I think I think the weirdest thing might have been the Georgia tenant being in her like early to mid-twenties when she met uh when she met David. Oh my god, I why the fuck am I forgetting his name?

SPEAKER_07 59:49

We have gone through so much pop culture in an hour, it's in it's acinide. This is like 10 years of shit we all like everyone has to catch up on. Got NCIS, CSI, Doctor Who. Tennant, David Tennant. David Tennant.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:05

Yeah. Um when David Tennant met met his wife, Georgia, she was really young and he was in his like mid-30s. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:14

But so is so was this guy that cut it out from right down the road here. That uh David Coulier. Right. Seinfeld dated a 17-year-old when he was 40 or something.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

Oh my god. Isn't that fact-checked? Yeah, you should probably make sure that's a fact-check myself.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:32

It's okay. Should we just talk about Woody Allen at this point?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:38

For real.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:41

Worst part was, you know, my ex-girlfriend actually was in her she's in her 40s now. Uh we met, I was 20, she was 28.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:51

I mean, it's That's not terrible. It's weird, but it's not borderline criminal. He Seinfeld was 38 slash 39 dating a 17-year-old. Age of consent is 17. Oh, so he what did he do? He groomed her? He's like driving by your high school, like that one's got big tits.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:13

Jesus.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:15

In his fucking Ferrari or whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:17

I've been watching that show Age of Attraction that's out right now. I don't know if you've seen that one on it's some stupid, some stupid reality show where they don't know each other's ages, and then one of the couples ends up being like 60 and 27 or something like that was their age gap.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:34

Which is also the age gap of my ex and her ex that she cheated on me with.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:40

Jesus Christ. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:44

Did you see me do my ex?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:46

I'm a church going man, and we're talking about this stuff.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:49

Did you see my bits about my ex? I only did them a few times because it just kills the crowd.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:56

It's it's absolutely punching down, so I fucking stopped doing it. Well, a lot of people think my retard joke is punching down. I'm like, no, I'm punching myself.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:06

Speaking of Edward Norton, Fight Club, punching himself. There we go. Back into pop culture.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:12

You know, and he took it one step further instead of punching himself. He was shooting himself at the end of that fucking movie.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:19

It was awesome.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:20

And then we get a giant, then we get a big black cock right at the end of the film.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:25

Fuck yeah, we do. Wait, what? I'm just kidding, but like, is there actually a black dick in that scene?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:31

I don't know if it's black dick, but it was porn dick, right? As like as the buildings are like crumbling and stuff, and it's playing the pixies, where is your mind? Yeah. Uh you get that brief flash of a dick. What? Because they they come across earlier in the city.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:53

Aren't they just like hugging at the time?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:54

They come across earlier in the film a guy who uh takes snippets out of porn reels and puts them in the children's film. That's right. To fuck with the kids.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:09

It's one frame, and they're like, Did you see you you know that you saw it, but it was so fast that you like don't say anything or whatever. That's right. So they do that at the end of the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:19

They do it right at the end of the fucking movie. No way. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:23

But you know what? I tell you what, I've probably watched that movie a hundred times on like AMC or FX back in the cable days.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:29

This is where your obsession with BBC comes from.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:32

That's not where it comes from. It comes from that they're delicious. I fucking love that. I have a I have a joke in uh in my in I'll do it tonight, but the uh I'm making fun of people who lie about being on Ozepic, and like so I'm like, my aunt shows up to Christmas, all of a sudden she's got this shit, you know, the hip bone V thing that Brad Pitt had in Fight Club, those those meaty slides that made my heterosexuality a slippery slope.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:01

If you want to talk about heterosexuality going down the drain when it comes to Brad Pitt, go watch the interview with the vampire.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:10

No, that's too gay. That's too gay. I can't watch two pasty white fucking men in their 30s flirt around a fucking eight-year-old Drew Barrymore. I can't do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:24

That's fucking First of all, it was Kirsten Dunt. Same same.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:28

Second of allerspoon. Same same.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:30

Second of all, the best scene in that movie is Tom Cruise dancing with the dead woman.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:36

I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:38

He dances with the dead corpse of Kirsten Dunts' mother.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:43

Hilarious. Is it like when he's turning her? Like he turns.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:48

I don't know if they had turned her at that point or if they're about to, but it's so rude to turn her when she's like eight years old. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:56

Like That's such a bitch move. Wait till she's an adult. It's like the redhead chick from Trueblood. She's she gets turned before she loses her virginity. So every time she has sex, it regenerates. Her fucking her uh hymen regenerates every time she has sex.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:16

I didn't realize that when I watched that show. You didn't want did you pay attention to it? Apparently not. I've never seen true blood. Dude, that's it's like vampire porn.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:29

That's literally what I heard.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:30

Yeah, it's awesome.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:36

Yeah. Yeah, it's like my my brother, and we're posturing for fire. There's a midget? Oh, there's an old guy. There's a fucking tree guy. It's all porn. It's all porn. It's all porn.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:49

But everything is porn at this point.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:51

Yeah, like you get that like post-nut clarity, and you're like, this show sucks as soon as you're done beating it.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:58

As long as there's not door. The explorer porn, I'm good.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:03

Dude, that was a weird fucking era. That was a weird era in the age of internet porn back in like filming. Cartoons.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:12

Cartoons and shit. Yeah, like SpongeBob, like SpongeBob fucking Sandy and shit. Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 1:06:20

Yeah, you'd see like uh you'd see like Homer Simpson railing Lois Griffin, and you're like, I kind of want to click on that, but I think my dad's computer's gonna catch on fire if I do. So I'm just not gonna.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:32

Yeah. I actually found it hilarious. The amount of family guy porn out there. And why do they do Meg so dirty? Why do they gotta do Meg dirty? What are they doing to her? I hate to say it. If Meg was a real person, I'd probably fuck her.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:56

I think you might be the only person on earth who's ever said that sentence.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:01

Why Meg? Because Lois is too obvious the choice.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:07

Yeah. Is there any I mean Bonnie? Bonnie. She's all thick in the right spots, pregnant, just perpetually pregnant. Until she has the baby. Oh, that's right. She does end up having the baby after like 20 fucking seasons.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:22

Either have the baby or don't have the baby. They make a whole joke about it in the show.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:27

Yeah.

unknown 1:07:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:29

I love that they uh break the fourth wall once in a while. They're like, wait, can you understand him or not? Like we're talking about Stewie. I grew up on Family Guy. I fucking love Family Guy. Me and my brother, I have a brother that's 10 months younger than me. And uh we would stay up to 11 o'clock at night to watch Family Guy on Adult Swim every single day and get in trouble for it every single day.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:53

Closet monkey. Closet monkey?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:55

Oh yeah. God, I forgot about that. That's like early days.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:59

I think my favorite one with the closet monkey was like, that evil monkey in my closet hasn't been so evil. Not since he's become a Jehovah's Witness.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:09

And then he pops out with just a copy of the watchdown. He's just doing that. But with a That's hilarious. Dude, I forgot about it. I forgot how stupid the first couple of seasons were. I uh I have this. I don't know if you might have this quirk too, but if I start watching a show, I have to finish it. I have to watch the entire fucking thing. So if I start watching a series, it's the only thing I'm watching until it's over.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:33

Like I started series I started. Like I started Lucifer.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:39

I don't know that one.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:41

Tom Ellis.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:43

Oh, what's it on?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:44

It's on Netflix right now. Um The Devil basically goes on vacation.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:52

He's he's I feel like I started that one and then I didn't finish it.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:57

He becomes like a consultant for a police detective.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:02

He starts like sleeping with witnesses and stuff at different points.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:08

Is it a comedy?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:09

Or is it like a com it's it's Jerry Bruckheimer.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:13

That's the best I can explain it. It's a Bruckheimer production.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:16

Yeah, it's like a dramedy. Like a Scrubs but with sex.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:20

Yeah. Well, Scrubs had sex.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:22

Well, with with sex. Like full-on sexy.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:27

Well, no, not really full-on sex, but you know, implied sex.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:33

Oh. Oh, right on. Not a full-on Raunchy show.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:36

Not a full-on launch fest. It's still like PG 13.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:40

What do you watch? What show are you watching right now? Is this?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:42

I started the uh Good Doctor.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:45

The Good Doctor? Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:46

How do you feel about it?

SPEAKER_07 1:09:49

I think it's reductive and fucking dumb. I can't stand it.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:52

I think it's so fucking stupid. We're not all savants! And somebody tell me, oh yeah, you could be like the good doctor. I'm like, I f what? I'm gonna go save some kid with some alcohol bottles.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:05

Yeah, right. Yeah. People always ask me how I feel about shows when they have like a an autistic main character or whatever, and I'm like, usually they're not portrayed. It like how it truly is.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:16

I enjoyed, like, I really enjoyed um Stephen King's Rose Red. Um, the one character in that, she's autistic.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:29

That movie's a fucking commitment, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:32

Rose Red? It's like a what is it, five hours? It's it's like a two-part mini series.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:37

I was gonna write it down to watch it, but I don't know if I have the attention span.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:40

I mean you could split it up into episodes, but what's it called? Rose Red.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:45

Rose Red.

unknown 1:10:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:47

I I I enjoyed it a lot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:49

I think I I think even though it's a playful version, I think the Sheldon character is a is a solid representation. With it with with Yes and no. In in the I mean this in the veil of like it's a sitcom version of him. Just like if it was a biker, it would be a sitcom version of a biker. Or a fucking, you know what I mean? Or like a musician.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:14

Don't even get me started on bikers. Bikers are a lot different than they show in the in television shows. I I would know I used to be a hangarund.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:22

Yeah. Oh I know. I have a bunch of buddies that prick that think that Sons of Anarchy is like how you act, and it's like you're a bunch of cringy douchebags.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:34

No, no, it's not how you act. Actually, the you gotta you gotta be respectful of their rules, you know, and you know, stays in happens in house, stays in house, you know, just things like that. Yeah, and if you're not respectful, you get banned. Yeah. Plain and simple.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:52

Right. I mean, there's definitely I mean a lot of the culture that's in those shows, the Sons Anarchy and the Mayans or whatever, like that is pulled from real life motorcycle gangs, but so much of it is so cringy.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:08

From what I understand, um, the biker queen never would exist. Yeah. Never. Never would exist.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:18

I mean, they use disrespectful terms like old lady for a reason. It's a it's a way to keep the power away from the women. Yeah, I mean the only the the closest you get to that is if your backpack is on the bike, you put the cut on her so that your colors can be seen. That's it. That's the clo that's as close as you get to any of it. I mean Yeah, I don't know. I mean I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:48

I don't live that lifestyle.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:50

Yeah, I well also it's super fucking gay to be like, we we share the same mode of transportation? Would you like to make it your entire fucking identity and also wear the costume?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:05

Like it's so You used to be that guy.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:08

I I wore a cut. And I regret it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:14

You wore the leather.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:16

I had the cut.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:17

He still has it.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:17

I still have it, but I'm gonna cut the colors off of it because it's fucking gay. It's gay. There's so many. I joined it because so I joined I joined a riding club, by the way, who like prided themselves on like we don't do this like apprentice bullshit. You're not gonna be a prospect. We don't do gangster stuff, we're not beating anybody up. We literally just get together and we put miles on our bike. And that's what I I love. I'm like, I got nothing going on Saturday and Sunday. Okay, go on to this app where you can be like, hey, I want to ride a 600-mile stream.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:51

For the record, it is not your gash.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:55

Not my gash. Not that app. Not that app. Oh, yeah. Uh, but there's there's an app that I would use. I don't remember the name of it anymore, but you could your gash. Not your gash. Um, but you can plug in how long of a ride you want to do, and how literally you could say, like, I want freeways, I want windy, I want scenery. And then you plug in it in and it'll GPS you a fucking ride. And the whole purpose is just to go ride and fucking find the best ride, the best roads that you can for the amount of time that you have to ride. And so I joined I got to know a guy through coaching baseball, and he recommended that I join this riding club because these guys are all super serious about riding. No, they're not. They're all a bunch of drunks who like to ride their$40,000 Harley three miles to go get a beer. That's not what I thought it was at all.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:46

I thought I was gonna get I thought I was joining the- I thought you were like doing something like wild hogs.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:51

No, no, no, that's what they are. Oh that's what they are, the cringy wild hug guys. I thought I was joining a club of like guys who like guys who ride like beamer bikes and want to put 50,000 miles on their motorcycle every year, because that's what I like to do. And these guys are not that at all. They're like, oh, let's go four months, let's go to the Hudson Inn and get a beer. It's like fucking no, let's go ride for 12 hours. I want to see the fucking, you know, let's go see the Mackinac Bridge today and back. That's what I want to do.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:22

That's like I I was that makes me think of I just did a competition uh on the 20th the 20th up in Mount Pleasant. I I went from Ipsy to Mount Pleasant. That's a two and a half, that's like a two-hour drive up there and a two-hour drive back.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:46

That's that's a lot. That's the kind of trip you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean minimum. On a bike, I on a bike it's so different though, because you're I don't want to be like all romantic about it, but when you're on a bike, you're like in the scenery, and you can pick roads that are less efficient but more pretty. You know, like I mean, right like we went to Caseville. It's like, okay, you could jump on 75 and then jump over. Or you could ride the most inconvenient two-lane roads that are right along the lakes the entire time, and it's the most gorgeous scenery, you know. I I love it. I I wish she would get on the bike more because we could go for you know eight-hour day trips and just take these roads that you would have never seen. Because why would you see this road if you're trying to get somewhere quickly? You know, I love it. I love it, but I but I also think that the guys who join the gangs and put on the leather and they get on their Harley that's like pristine, clean, that they haven't ridden all year. They don't go to work on it, they don't go to the store on it, they literally only ride it on Saturdays with their buddies for four miles with the ape hangers this high, and they're wearing a grunt style t-shirt, and they're like, Alright, good to see you, fucking brother. It's like, shut the fuck up. You guys are the cringiest douche. You don't even ride! You barely even fucking ride. What are you doing? Your whole identity is riding, but you don't ride.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:12

What's gonna happen is there's gonna be some biker clubs that hear this and they're gonna be like, we gotta go find where this motherfucker is.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:19

Or beat me up because you're fucking yeah. No, they're just gonna have a talk with you, is what they do. We're gonna beat up, we're gonna beat this guy up because ye fucking ye call us out and is it exactly accurate? Fuck that guy. Dude, I can't, yeah. I don't, I don't the people that I rode with in that club are good people. Like, I'd be friendly with all of them, but they don't ride like I ride. I ride like I ride to work, I ride to the store, I like when I was when I was with my ex, I had an I had an unrealistic expectation of how many miles I needed to put on a truck because of the time that I was with my ex, because I had a focus that I had for four years, and I put like 10,000 miles on it in four years because I had put in all those other miles going to and from work on my motorcycle. I put like 50,000 miles on my first motorcycle, and then I leased a truck thinking that 10,000 miles a year was way too much. But now I got kids that I'm taking to and from babysitters and to and from school three days a week. I'm like 30,000 miles over my lease right now. That's fine. Yeah, it's fine, I'm buying it. But but yeah, I I mean I met you in February on my motorcycle and then got stuck at your apartment.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:38

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:38

See, I'm one of my goals by the end of the year, I'm gonna start learning how to drive. I actually I don't drive because when I was younger, um I was 14 and I tried running away from home. In reverse, I went from one driveway, out into the street, back up the other driveway, and back into the tree in between the two driveways. That wasn't the scary part. The scary part was I almost pinned my neighbor's girlfriend at the time to the tree. Oh, Jesus. So yeah, I've been kind of hesitant to learn to drive.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:17

How long ago was that? Oh, you said you were you're 14, so that's like 18 years ago, 15 years ago, something.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:23

Okay, we're gonna play this game since you brought it up. How old do you think I am?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:28

Um 36. Because your shirt says 1990.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:35

Yes. How where does it say 1990? Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:43

King of Gravity, 1990.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:45

I win the game. You win because you cheated. Fucking autistic memory.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:53

Dude. Actually, she okay, so she like makes she's sh Paige makes fun of me because she thinks I'm do you think do you actually think I'm autistic? Because I you've gone back and forth on that.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:05

I do go back and forth on it.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:06

Sometimes you come off as He might be high masking. The the thing that happened that I always talk about is that I was going through my I think I put I put on a pair of socks, and one of them was like way longer than the other one, and it set me in a spiral where I just purged all my clothes. I'm like fucking and now I only buy one type type of sock. So that can't happen again. And she's and that's her proof that I'm autistic.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:34

That's one. That's that sounds pretty fucking autistic to me. And I am the autistic Spitfire, so I know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:43

What's the what's another one?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:46

Um, when you well, you get obsessed with one thing for a while, yeah, and you stay, you learn every little thing. Like I don't know. That's just another your obsessions. I yeah, I if I You can name actors no matter what not like Dylan, he made me feel like you.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:05

I felt like such a fucking noob here.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:07

I th you finally found some like someone on your level.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:11

We uh with with obsessions, I definitely we gotta get going here. It's 550. Um but uh with the obsessions though, like I'll find a new hobby, and then yeah, she's right. Like I obsess until I'm sick of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:24

Stick with your old obsessions. Like, look at me. I'm I'm still obsessed with eating pussy, and that is the obsession that hasn't let me down to this day.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:33

You weren't even sad when you get you had to get your fucking teeth pulled.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:36

Nope. It was worth it, it was worth it. To be able to give her two types of pussy eating, it was worth it. 100% worth it.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:45

Dude, on that note, let's go to a spot at one night stands.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:49

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:50

Well plug your shit, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:53

My name is Dylan Farr. I am your Autistic Spitfire. You can find me on all socials at Autistic Spitfire Comedy. Um, unless you are on Facebook, then you can find me under my government name, Dylan Patrick Farr.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:07

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:08

Please give me a shout-out and a follow. Yeah, dude. Alright, I'm next. It's right.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:13

It's white.