Molly
Born and raised in the most beige state of Australia (WA), Molly is on a desperate (and failing) mission to stay relevant and cool in hip Melbourne. Struggling with an identity crisis of being born to two of the palest people in the southern hemisphere, Molly is single-handily responsible for nearly 70% of the world’s fake tan consumption (the other 30% being spoken for by Donald Trump and Paris Hilton.
One also has to give credit to Molly for her brave embracement of ‘rejection therapy’ by posting the most cringe Tiktok videos in the 35-55 age bracket, which is no small feat considering she is only 19. She has suffered the devastating humiliation of her brother, who is 10 years older than her, surpassing her entire profile’s Tiktok views in his first 3 videos. She is now desperately trying to piggyback on her brother’s social media success by starting a podcast with him, a move which is almost certain to backfire because no one will listen to it.