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The Public Nuisance Podcast
Host Sean McComb interviews various guests
The Public Nuisance Podcast
The Public Nuisance Podcast #026 “Who is THEY” with Gerard Hughes & Paddy Barnes
Welcome to a new episode of The Public Nuisance Podcast with me, Sean McComb.
This week we welcome boxer Gerard Hughes & the leprechaun Paddy Barnes to the podcast.
We cover Hair transplants, Blocking the Sun, Conspiracy Theories, Conor Burns, Ballycastle, TikTok Shop, Tea With Me Charity Football Match, TikTok Live, Kneecap and much more.
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Speaker 2:so if you want to get your wee Paddy box back or Paddycast back, on Monday only this time off the screen and in person it's been harder for me for the guest I had, like I had International. I had a nice guest but Tony McCoy agreed to one and then something happened with my editor and I was like why don't you get Tony McCoy to come on to my one and you can come on with me?
Speaker 1:think about that.
Speaker 2:I don't think it's a fly over to London from London or England that's where he lives for a podcast so fuck sure it's down to him what that seems it's time, but what?
Speaker 3:happened to the podcast.
Speaker 2:A guy who Edited it for me. Something happened, what happened?
Speaker 1:Something personal happened to him? Was it online, like what he just done?
Speaker 2:Something personal happened in his life. Nothing he does. Is that about John Hartson?
Speaker 1:I have John.
Speaker 2:Hartson it. It's like oh yeah, john Hartson, darn tell, is that Billy, billy, shane Laurie couple of good ones, like couple of great ones like.
Speaker 1:Sean McComb.
Speaker 2:Sean McComb, no one will understand the tables.
Speaker 1:I remember my dervila went to the Christy Muir concert a few months ago, went down, sat at these seats that were reserved. Sat at these reserved seats. Who was sitting right next to Shane Lowry? No way, yep, true story. She has a selfie now of him. She's a fuck shit.
Speaker 2:Wedding girl on my podcast see Shane Lowry, I swear to God he's a gentleman, he really is a good guy, really is a good guy.
Speaker 1:So I hear, so I hear, do you know what? Golf?
Speaker 3:I'm not big into golf, I'm outside of boxing. I don't watch anything I don't even watch boxing.
Speaker 1:Do you watch boxing?
Speaker 3:you started the podcast game in Covid you were ahead of the game. Yeah, you was, you started it's boring.
Speaker 2:I think the way we were doing, like having a chat about having a crack, like mine's, like more about the kind of the person and their life and how they got there, like and a deep, a deeper one, it wasn't funny like and the insight of how they got mine's my only problem was like I can't speak English properly, so subtitles, subtitles.
Speaker 1:I remember watching yours with I think it was Darren Tiller, and he must have asked me about 5 things what, what?
Speaker 2:What, what, it was me and Scouse accent, scouse accent or not what I was like.
Speaker 1:Sorry, say it again, Paddy, or you just kept saying it.
Speaker 2:But I try my best to talk to talk slow.
Speaker 1:You were slower, like, obviously.
Speaker 2:Like John Walters and and and Belly. But Bell, he can understand me a bit aw, he just pretends to all that it's not. It's not the same all that your hair's looking well, paddy well, I'm glad you met him, sean. He's only cut them off and gone away, but like I, was going bald, as we all do and we all do, we all do Sean.
Speaker 1:I look alright, now I'm going to do it when I actually maybe need to go to Turkey or something no, don't go to Turkey, sean.
Speaker 2:Don't go to Turkey, go to ASC oh, here he goes clinic. In Botanic Paddy 10, use Paddy B, paddy B, that's the name I am get a discount. So it's ASC clinic.
Speaker 2:Asc clinic in Botanic in Botanic, yeah, and if you want anything, just add me on Instagram and ask me the details. Get a discount, go in for a consultation with your hair and if they think it works, they'll book you in. I think injection in your head, so no need for turkey hair grows. And look at my Instagram. I'll be doing a post soon on the results. Pick front, pick front pick front.
Speaker 1:Did you win the guy? I was for him.
Speaker 2:I introduced him to the world of his hair looks well, like honestly it does. He got the front of his done.
Speaker 3:My panties popped the back, so is it cheaper than going to Turkey?
Speaker 2:like far cheaper and that's sure, but I'd rather not go to Turkey. Well, put it this way, your head wasn't swollen.
Speaker 1:No, Remember, like me, meartin Clither. Meartin aye, his head was swollen like Captain Spock. He looked like something from fucking Star Wars.
Speaker 2:And plus your head's shaved.
Speaker 1:We went. Everyone goes to Turkey to get their hair done. We went to Pakistan.
Speaker 3:We went to.
Speaker 1:Pakistan, in Lahore, and Martin got it done there 400 quid no way I swear to God we m'yakn the time they're from. I'm gonna see his hair. He had a big ballet during it that he took his forehead.
Speaker 3:We went there how long does it take if you get it done? You have to go on medication for a hair her if you go to Turkey.
Speaker 1:I don't a few of my mates are getting done like in the RD got one done they're all going to be ready about getting this here treatment done but everything's everything's advancing. We're like that'll probably be in the past. People in Turkey, people from here, will start like dealing with whatever. That is laser treatment that's going to give you hair growth, but how's like I don't understand how it would make your hair grow. Why do we never?
Speaker 2:have hair. Why do we look baldy? Your own, your own, like fallacy? I don't even know what I'm talking about, but it wakes them up and it makes you grow older. It will fall out eventually, anyway, like I heard about. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I heard. I thought you were saying.
Speaker 2:I thought you were trying to sell this you on commission? I thought you were trying to sell this, but like it is what it is, take a picture, I don't need to talk shit about it how long does it take? Six sizes. It was every fortnight, that's not bad that's alright, sweet, was it?
Speaker 1:so Was it pain? Listen, I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 2:It's a wee, tiny bit nippy, but I think it's worse ever and I can do it.
Speaker 1:You're a hypochondriac. If I can do it, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2:It's not anything so wrong.
Speaker 1:You've killed her anyway, Gerard. I feel, like a lot of gingers, do have killed her. You're great now, were you ginger?
Speaker 2:It was ginger eh.
Speaker 1:I was ginger like dark ginger. Yeah, I was like Penicillin.
Speaker 2:that's going to hurt you Seriously. Yeah, Fuck.
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Speaker 1:Barbara, I was pure blonde when I was a kid and then just turned dark to my brown. People say we don't get enough sun. Do you know why? I asked someone recently. I was like maybe it was on holiday. So he was like oh, you're suddenly very like, somewhat different, nice, and all he was like I think, like yeah, he's like where was he getting it from his mother? I was like no, she's ginger.
Speaker 2:And he was like oh, and I was, like, I was like that and I'm fucking.
Speaker 1:I was very weak when I was a kid. He was like oh, what happened? I was like I don't know he's like no son, he told me no ha, he'll have a voice here, because I know he's going to go off on one here, but I'm starting to band it I myself, so maybe I'll go off on one with you. I was talking to someone yesterday and he was like Look at that, that fucking bastard. That's all I am. Skyscraper things, black on the sun.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I ran the work With my TikTok. The same thing I did People going look at this, they're fucking trying to block the sunlight. So is this a thing where people like there's planes trying, they, they're. They put something like a spray in the, in the planes that prevent the sun, which is going to help global warming. They say well I seen something I'm starting to see more and more of it now so this is not a new thing, sean fuck totally, here we go in Dubai?
Speaker 2:sure, I'm in Dubai. You can pay to have your wedding that's right, but sure it's not perfect every day anyway, so obviously it's not a new thing. But listen, I think it does happen. But people are saying like, oh, the government are doing this, going out there for whatever reason. I think there's people who are nuts nutcases, like make up these mad conspiracy theories about certain stuff, but like I just think it does happen, like why it happens, I don't know, the shooting happened there, like.
Speaker 1:But I actually am starting to believe it does happen. Like someone made a and I says no, they're mine. This guy be 70. And I go look at them. They're fucking. They just said it, they'll be out. He's like they're fats every time we get sun, that's what happens. He's like what happened when COVID came and I was like what about it? He's like it wasn't. Eh, we had the best weather ever because there was no planes flying. Fuck, there was no planes flying at all. He's like can you remember, covid? We had really good weather. Oh shit, yeah, true. He's like that's our best summer. And he's like and plus, we had the warmest summer of our history. Ever Warmest day, 31 degrees. In summer in Tyrone County, tyrone, it was recorded the highest temperature ever in Irish history 31 degrees and that was 2021. July 2021.
Speaker 3:You're onto something like Look at this, You're onto something like look at this.
Speaker 1:You're onto something he says and then he says I won't see them all be fucking clarity, as fuck. True, woke up this morning fucking icing thunderstorms.
Speaker 2:I'd be lying if I knew why. But it does happen. I don't understand.
Speaker 1:that's what I was walking out the door this morning thinking why? Why would anyone want? Why would the government? Well, it affects Emmons. I'm sure the government love a wee bit of sun.
Speaker 2:Here's an answer to a theory which is probably bullshit. Right, the government obviously are in debt, right, but yet they're still giving countries all around the world a lot of money, right, taxpayers' money, right? Maybe they're blocking the sun so we can go on holiday to those countries to even give them more money. What so we're paying Are?
Speaker 1:you listening to yourself.
Speaker 2:We're paying those countries money right for but we could be getting a travel agency. We could just stay here, but when we go we're spending our money on their country.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we're giving them as money.
Speaker 2:And are getting more money by travelling over. They're making us. They're making us leave Ireland to go to their country.
Speaker 1:So you think it's the other countries that's spraying our land with fucking?
Speaker 3:we do not want we do not want better weather here, so people come here and spend money.
Speaker 1:We would have a bigger tourist attraction we haven't got a good government.
Speaker 2:That's why they're getting their money away.
Speaker 1:We've solved it, we've cracked it, we've caught them out they're building a airport in Pakistan.
Speaker 2:I know from the whore, I know like why? Why are people living in the street? You know?
Speaker 1:what I mean tourism terrible tourism.
Speaker 2:Tourism start with people living up here.
Speaker 1:There's a big marathon on Sunday at Stormont. So we'll make a big march up at Stormont. So we'll make a big march up the Stormont and the hundreds of thousands and just say we, we want bring Conor Burns up too.
Speaker 2:I'll let be her. I'll be Malta, Because you know why.
Speaker 1:Why are you saying me?
Speaker 2:that, because it's cloudless, guy need to go to the sun. They're making me go there.
Speaker 1:I'm only back for the sun. And if I hadn't, and if the sun was as dear as it was yesterday here, I would and left over Easter Island. I stayed here, spent my money here, gave my money back into the, you know, into the, into the the local economy into the economy back into the local economy, give it to my locals and then they would have seen the profits and they would have seen the money. He's run something here, he's our.
Speaker 2:I think my theory stands your theory stands.
Speaker 1:Your theory stands, yeah, that other governments.
Speaker 2:Our government wants us, our government wants Citizens to be skint. So we're saying I'll support the spending Of our money. Nah, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1:That doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 3:But there's travel agents here that we're giving money to, I know, but we're spending. On a holiday. You spend about two grand a week. How much do you spend on the going holiday? What?
Speaker 1:do you spend on the Ballycastle?
Speaker 3:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Tourist attraction Ballycastle.
Speaker 2:Ballycastle is a tourist attraction actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2:I've been there twice Twice.
Speaker 3:I took him down here, paid him to be here too. He didn't even come down off his own accord. I've never seen anything.
Speaker 1:I've only actually been on A couple of times.
Speaker 3:It's been the last year, hasn't it?
Speaker 1:My RD got a car On dinner and I've been down. I've been down twice.
Speaker 3:He's mad on me Running the roads. I know he's running.
Speaker 1:He's on for three hours in a marathon. By the time this episode comes out, he may have done he may not have done.
Speaker 2:As far as day, he's very, very delicate. If you might be able to watch Mick Cullen in Brighton or a week day. Didn't drink, he didn't run.
Speaker 3:I'd be driving on these country roads, big tractors and all that, and you see some maniac running. It's time shorts up the hair vest on, doesn't?
Speaker 1:care, doesn't care, freezing wee skinny? No, he does, right, I don't ever understand this with runners. The word wee fucking skimpy vest on wee small shorts, pearl running shoes, big high socks, a big bobbly, monkey hat a big bobbly monkey hat see you later.
Speaker 3:Bye just fucking stick a jacket on no, man no fuck Throwing all the gear, but here he run, he run, he run. I think he run to like Armway and back.
Speaker 1:Ah, he does like 20 or men.
Speaker 3:Ah, it's 20 men.
Speaker 1:His training's like, that's what the way, the way it works With his training.
Speaker 3:But there's no footpaths. Like there and back. No footpaths.
Speaker 2:He does Navy path. Did he just leave you, pops? No, he's taking his life in his own hands.
Speaker 3:Have you scared to drive in them roads and never made him run? They're a mob mate.
Speaker 1:Crazy. Yeah, them roads are a spinel track or something.
Speaker 3:But you've drove on them, remember you've drove on them. They're bad. They're bad roads Like load of accidents and all and he's running on them Fuck.
Speaker 2:I'd pitch do it in the winter.
Speaker 1:Half is on AC and all as well, part of our skates, we have it. We've done a marathon. Remember, we've done a marathon. He was training for world title fight. Done a marathon in Glasgow no, half marathon, half marathon he just took it upon himself like say we were, he was two.
Speaker 2:I think he was about two or three weeks out that was two weeks out, two weeks out, two weeks out for a world title straight in Windsor right, it was my debut.
Speaker 1:And he says I'm going to do a half marathon here, glasgow. We were training in Glasgow. He says what he's like I'll help me lose mate.
Speaker 2:No, your head's lit but do you remember, sean, some fella in the street came out of suicide and the da put the paper right in the way. I didn't even put the paper, I would lie and I sit there Doing the morph and I'll. Do you know A fundraiser for him? And I remember I get talked With someone who Did that and I said I would run for this guy. So I was committed then by saying I'd run for this guy and I wore a t-shirt Because I was calm.
Speaker 1:But you didn't Make a raise To anyone for it. No, no.
Speaker 3:Thank you, that's what I did. Someone did that he didn't raise a pound. He's only counting on that no not really.
Speaker 2:I'm just to raise awareness for for in a mother, well, did you do it in a good time?
Speaker 1:um three hours. You know what I don't?
Speaker 2:do you have orphans? That was both of them. One of them two hours five minutes and the other one two hours seven minutes. Right, but I have walked a lot of it because it's too sore, I'm tired and do you walk it? Yeah, I don't. I walk loads of walking and same. Do you want a morphine? Do you want a D? I kept a D for the first 10k and it gets your your timings right 39 minutes, 10k, right. So we're obviously flying for it. It's ridiculous for a morphine piece having beef out with you. You know what I mean and I died off.
Speaker 1:You're not after 20k. You're a great guy.
Speaker 2:I used to be, but here after 20k right, because it's 40k more I died off. I walked a k, ran a k and then sat in a new cupo for 5 minutes on my phone. My legs, I wasn't even tired, I was just so sore. I just didn't know how to turn up for it. 5.
Speaker 3:You don't be out of breath. Is that a full Martin 5?
Speaker 2:hours. You don't be out of breath.
Speaker 1:What that's a hang? You just be sore.
Speaker 2:Your hips are sore.
Speaker 1:Your joints are sore.
Speaker 3:Everything's just sore. It's all like Warren.
Speaker 1:Tower, isn't it? Get them out, brian Slater. Get them out, brian Palmer. Do you see that they're on the water.
Speaker 2:Do you see that they're saying yeah, she is Fuck, did you?
Speaker 3:see the video of him out. The other day I think I said that to you in a big oh, in the big he's fucking nuts, right. Is he out there? Is he using something in a big? It wasn't a big.
Speaker 1:It was a car driving out the window.
Speaker 3:No, it was a big.
Speaker 2:It was a big car, I was just almost freaking out. It was a big car, I was just freaking himself.
Speaker 1:He doesn't like it. He's got these big brown bombers on. I know.
Speaker 2:What possessed him to go right he had like an Inks, he had like a grey hoodie on a pair of jeans a big pair of shoes, big shoe, big shoe.
Speaker 1:Big shoe, big shoe, big shoe, big shoe. I mean, they were at it Welcome to Big Inks. Big Hings.
Speaker 3:What we have. I'm not even joking. He was running with stuff In his hand. He stopped me. He was running.
Speaker 1:Oh jeez, he's out of breath. So he was recording it. So I'm looking at the fridge and then somewhere in a go, go on birdie. He goes, shut up you and this cuts off.
Speaker 2:And his big fucking Brian said he looks like he stood On the wooden floor.
Speaker 1:And pulled it up in big fucking brown bomber stuck to his feet. I love the Norwegian, oh jeez, the guy who's running. It looks like there's a big crowd in front of him, so it must be a wee running club or something to do. The waterworks and Bernie's been walking by and they're probably like Bernie, let's go, and he's just whacked, let's go and he's just whacked on the grass. Hair on the grass, jimmy Grimble's football.
Speaker 1:Peter's arc for one oh, he's nuts, it's like, it's really things like that. He's a fucking hero for it. Like yeah. Paddy hates him, but he's fell out with me.
Speaker 3:He's fell out with me he's fell out with me too. He blocked my number, you told me. You said he's going to fall out with you one day.
Speaker 1:I told you that too.
Speaker 3:I woke up one morning and he just, he just turned against me. I didn't talk his phone up.
Speaker 2:All you know is he woke up on Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to hop a Tuesday message, that's you know he changed his number and all and he I told you the story about me and Vic Holland in my house so me and Vic were calling my house an apartment up on the road and me and Vic were in my house and my wife my wife was there and he phoned us. He was having a bit of a crack and it was Paddy, because my wife's second name is Burns as well. Give me my mom's number. So I gave him his number. He phoned her and he goes right. Right, I heard the talk of shit there and he went home. He phoned me. He goes, paddy. Yes, what's happening? He goes, get home right now. Why? I don't know what's going on. He says father, I just had an affair. Get home right now.
Speaker 1:I thought I'd love I was sitting there the whole time, so we'd done it before where we were. I think we were in Dublin and he phoned Geez, he made a phone, mic, or he phoned Tammy or something and says that he was going with Micky. He was going with Seanna, fuck me. And Tammy and mic was there, and then he phoned mic and told mic he was going with Amy and he was saying aw, that's my baby cat.
Speaker 2:That was normal actually. So I went to the bar and I was like right, and I thought, burned you up. I was like what am I alive for? And Amy was at the door and I, bernie told me that Amy's kinder has kids, right, oh geez, and he's pretty positive to me. And Amy didn't know who he was. And uh, amy went and I said Paddy and Conor was like Amy love. No. Amy was like who's that there? No, and then he looked at me and goes she's potentially the boy I fucking am. She's the fucking blind. Oh my God, he's nuts.
Speaker 3:Sure he got turned away from the Odyssey the night of my fight, did he so? So he went. So I bought him a ticket, put it on the box office. He was saying meet me and I said I couldn't meet him he says go to the box office and get your ticket, so it was sweet.
Speaker 3:He goes to the back door and goes I'm in George Hughes' corner and the security were like what's your name? And he was like Connor Burns, you're not on the list. So he goes round to the box office and goes to the girl I'm with George Hughes. He's left a ticket here for me and she was like what's your name? He was like no, I'm with George Hughes, I wouldn't give him my name. So we ended up not getting a ticket Because I put it under his name. He was just telling her I'm here with George Hughes. So he got turned away from me, honestly.
Speaker 2:That's what he said.
Speaker 3:So he hates me because of on tiktok slapping. And then he made up with me and then I says he started talking to me again, he's going to want something here and he asked me to have his phone up and I says no, and I was doing it like nearly every week 20 quid ago and he fell out with me.
Speaker 1:He called me out, just called me out on tiktok live he's flat out on tiktok live and he's just fucking, he's just fucking, he's mad like he's fucking it is funny, but he always goes.
Speaker 1:Do you ever notice, like, have you think of like the long, like the length of time he's come on the scene, like, let's talk years ago, fucking, even when, like Dennis Marsden, I've put him on the scene, he'll still be stints everywhere. And he's on, he's on Facebook, he's on whatever he was on at the time YouTube, and then bang goes away doesn't get a phone or something for like two months and then he just makes a reappearance and then he goes mad again he just comes back, he just like takes a fury, just rises and he's everywhere up he gets.
Speaker 1:I was saying the other day we went to at the weekend St James Swiss playing Cumberland Star. Now Cumberland Star is north Belfast. Yeah Right, who is important? Where was I? Well, we now. I was with a team, so we got the team bus from the Waitford. We were all met up for food, first, the team, right, and the coaches, no. We got a bus from the Waitford down to St James' they had a big, massive party in St James' like we're in the friendly intermedia cup for the first time ever and it's only been four and fifteen years. And look at downer and flowers and flags and music and everyone's starting to drink. Hundreds of people, right. I look around kind of burn fake jesus, what are you doing here? You're coming to start like I did all right and he was running the boat right.
Speaker 1:So when I was like me, I thought I was certainly would have been coming to Star like because you know what? I mean, and then I told me to go over and told you, fucking, conor Burns is charging me for a ticket here. I left tickets over so I said get him one and he just get him one. He's like Big G, he has a couple a ticket here. Give him a ticket. So hopefully a match, anyway full time coming to start winning 2-1 now. Look, ryan, connor Burns will be loving it.
Speaker 3:He's been oh my god, he's had to be he just reminds me of you, you should vote for anyone that wins.
Speaker 1:I remember Leicester won the league and he was on the boot for Leicester that month.
Speaker 2:I support Leic leather for a couple of years like fuck shit but I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1:I was like celebrating and all because Crumb and Star won and I was like, fuck shit, you went to the Jameses a half an hour ago. He just appears.
Speaker 3:I'm sure you hear he tried to. Did you see? At the press conference in June, in January, for that Crocodile event he attempted to kick Annie Hearn, did you hear it? No, tried to kick Eddie Hearn. So what happened was he turned? He just arrived at the press conference. He was shouting, squealing, obviously, like we were doing the face offs, and he said the security he was not to be in there. He was with me and the security was like no, you're not, you're not here with him. Right, so that was sweet, but see the way he takes like notions yeah, it was Eddie Hearns fault.
Speaker 2:Eddie.
Speaker 3:Hearns leaving Conor's at the bar and there's Eddie Hearns leaving.
Speaker 1:He swings the kick, swings the kick fuck but do you know what?
Speaker 3:I was on the other side of the gate and he like. So he was in where the public were, but I seen him do it. I said what are you doing? But I think, eddie Hearns, knows who he is you know, sort of was like laughed a wee bit but swung a proper, I mean kiss, she's really going to have him bring a bomber on him, swung a proper like.
Speaker 1:So hollow, so fucking kick.
Speaker 3:I'm like, oh, friggin, it's all Eddie Hearns fault.
Speaker 1:Aww, aww, he's nuts see after if he reached down with a big packet of pickled onion in his hand. He's done talking, but he's talking about fainting. The whole time he has his hand inside a big bag of like pickled onion monster munch. It's AFL TV and he's talking about James Tannis and all, and he has his hand inside his packet you won't be talking in his packet from Adam Road Cops he's just like I'm going.
Speaker 1:What is going on, lunatic? He blacked me out so I'll try and get him on sometime you need him on, get him on.
Speaker 2:You need to come on, man, I will go on, I will he'll walk through that door.
Speaker 1:See you in the leg he'll probably attack me.
Speaker 2:He'll probably attack me he would.
Speaker 3:I'm waiting for him to see me and attack me like give me fire but he attacks you, doesn't he? On and off on and off, but messages he sends me, because he definitely copies and pastes messages and sends them out to everyone and then I'll not hear from him.
Speaker 3:But I went into that live so I said Sean, he's got a new TikTok so I didn't know if Sean was texting the right one. So I seen he was live last night and I went down and I says, connor, sean McComb is looking you to go on his podcast and I seen him when he should start going. Mods black jerseys from Miss Lave. Now now just black that was me black for freaks sake get him on.
Speaker 1:He's nuts, get him on. Get him on what you should do for a wee crack butter crack. Get a wee dash cam in your taxi, pick him up, just lie about him.
Speaker 2:I used to pick him up years ago.
Speaker 3:Pick people up while he's in the car, I'll be good crack.
Speaker 2:I'll be good crack, sean. I've already.
Speaker 1:I've too many, too many own stars but your stars are up, you bring Bernji I'll bring me, I'll definitely go up. I'll be good to see you your stars went down because they're saying you're not playing enough.
Speaker 2:Bernji will be the he will talk like a stool.
Speaker 1:He'll be tapping people and everything. Tourists, where are you going? Give me 50 quid, tap my phone off for me.
Speaker 2:That'd be unbelievable. I would love that.
Speaker 1:Just have a wee hang, a wee dash cam and, like Birdie clubs, I was trying to get him To fade him for ages, he wouldn't fade him.
Speaker 2:I'm on twice.
Speaker 3:You wouldn't do the third Nah.
Speaker 2:I wanted you to beat him. I wanted you to beat him. I said Four or three times you did four or three, two in the shamrock. What's the record? Two on them. I didn't even. I didn't beat him up.
Speaker 3:I didn't beat him up, but I remember when he fought George Lee. George Lee battered him like George Lee battered him see where he'd be.
Speaker 2:You can't, you can't it looks stupid like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd do a I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Speaker 1:I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Speaker 3:I'm, I'm.
Speaker 1:I'm.
Speaker 2:Sean, I think it's the last big I've destroyed you, I know, but no, he's done that.
Speaker 1:Come on, I've beaten you now.
Speaker 2:We were all of you. I've beaten you. I scored loads of goals.
Speaker 3:You scored loads of goals, loads of goals. You scored.
Speaker 2:Maybe you scored one or two. Everything was. It was 10 before I even scored. Oh, that's right, you were it was once you had.
Speaker 1:What is it?
Speaker 3:Is it like a charity thing or?
Speaker 1:When you box and you're like, oh, when you make noises, when you punch, see, every time he kicked the ball he made noise.
Speaker 2:No, because I didn't get in, I think a bird did. I just didn't.
Speaker 1:I was on the street.
Speaker 2:I don't think he fit two of his claws.
Speaker 1:It was too warm, but it was boiling Roasting. He's still doing crossfit.
Speaker 2:A wee bit. I'm a, I'm a high rocker now, oh frig. I'm doing a competition here End of End of May, in Derry Me and a girl, rebecca Russell. This girl is a machine. That's what I told you.
Speaker 1:What day? What day of May? I can't be the 24th mate. What? I can't be the 24th mate. 25th, 25th, it's the day after.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you'll be sure, mate you'll be sure I'll be fit, I'll be sure, and tell me playing the old 3G. I'll be so.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to be wrecked, nah it's a good old team, like I've seen the list as well of like players one player, a few players a few crackers.
Speaker 3:What is it like a charity?
Speaker 1:charity event, so it's like Shane Todd's Tea with me. Select. So like his past guests, who he who he's had on Select against Premier League Select.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:Frank Premier League Lising Select. So it's like Yep Stamina's playing.
Speaker 2:Did we talk about, like Paul Scholes, henrik Larsson, frank Pritchett, pritchett?
Speaker 1:It's for Tommy.
Speaker 2:No, tommy Sorry.
Speaker 1:Is that a but? A lot of people I heard a lot of people are also charging a fortune.
Speaker 2:Do they charge for it? Do they? I don't know? I'd say a fair amount of people. Listen, you have to like Charlie's Charlie, but listen, it's not the charity, it's people suddenly getting paid.
Speaker 1:Well, that's raising the awareness of the money.
Speaker 2:Yeah and a lot of times the charity have the money, they have the funding to raise it.
Speaker 1:A lot of their funding goes towards awareness, isn't it? Yeah, like so it doesn't.
Speaker 2:It's a bit of a big time, big time aww big time you pay to watch it and all that. Yeah, yeah, aww you can pay in.
Speaker 1:Can't you get you?
Speaker 2:pay me an eye it's like it's a score, but go down it's 40 quid. So you're just doing a burn. Yeah, I just give me a 10.
Speaker 3:I'm a go-to get there and not be able to get in. I'm a potty barn, so be turned away what position you gonna play potty?
Speaker 2:goalkeeper a better forward. He'll be lovely with one half, and that I would mind being the penalty you'd be a good defender.
Speaker 1:I think I know you scored loads of goals the other night. That's five, a set, that's a big pitch you know what I think?
Speaker 2:I'd be a penalty pitcher or something why, I'd be in space more. You know what I mean, oh jeez. I'm telling you did you ever hear this story?
Speaker 1:about his debut for some pats. Yeah, he scored, and got 50p back.
Speaker 2:It's a pass, but the older team too. Sorry, I won't play it. I won't play it, I won't play it. And you get 50p for scoring a goal. 50p, aye, it's back in his years years ago. I, I actually think it's close to someone's goal, I get 50p.
Speaker 1:You get 50p for scoring a goal you get your 50p back when you score the goal you pay, you pay. He scored no goal he scored no goal in order to score 50p.
Speaker 2:I was obviously smaller football, like seeing our we're too small yeah.
Speaker 1:I was small, too skinny. Like too small skinny, easy pissed off ball.
Speaker 2:I always went by Gilead, but again, too rough, too small.
Speaker 1:I played Gaelic.
Speaker 2:Small like is not too rough, do you ever?
Speaker 1:play Gaelic. I don't think I get it Big down by the castle like in there.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's big down there like, but I never. I was always boxing like. I was never in like team sports or anything.
Speaker 1:I always played everything. That's, I think, the best way.
Speaker 2:Her team, her school, won the final yesterday up in St John's in the final next week. But she's in the holidays, she's raising, she's coming to the final fuck, she's just flat home already she's had a job over herself where are you going?
Speaker 1:Malta, malta. You told me I'm in Malta, I'm in Malta, can't wait Malta. I'm Malta, can't wait Malta be warm Aye.
Speaker 2:Don't know what degrees it is, to be honest with you, but I know it's.
Speaker 1:You can buy. You may get the sun cream. You burn your crisp.
Speaker 2:Factor 30. I'm down to now.
Speaker 1:Factor 30.
Speaker 2:Factor 30 I'm down to Making moves. Tell me, I used to have like Factor 50, like proper white paste, around me. It was terrible. Like I love this one, I just sit at the back all day.
Speaker 1:I can't do that. I just sit all day at that back. I was on TikTok yesterday, and I remember sitting there talking shit at the back young Carver, young. Carver young Carver on the moat at the back that's something I didn't really go on TikTok no, no, yesterday was the first time, one of the first times they were running on it. Sober the other time the other time was when we were driving home from Dublin and we were running on it.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 1:And then every other time after I've been black, it is good crackling.
Speaker 2:I go on like sometimes for a bit of crackling, to look at people's lives. They give, they give a bit of shit out to. It's mad People sit.
Speaker 3:People sit on it Like You'll go on in the morning.
Speaker 2:And there'll be people, it's there.
Speaker 3:No see on live. People will be sitting on it Early in the morning and you'll go and do something. You'll come back about one o'clock and it's done.
Speaker 1:Single Maz. See there's people. I see Single Maz on it. Early Just sitting there Talking shit Like three or four.
Speaker 2:It's like a live.
Speaker 1:FaceTime Between four with an audience and then and it's always the same people I go. What do they do there?
Speaker 2:Drama and all Just talking, ah fucking Wee Betsy Down the street.
Speaker 1:They're just talking, it's like a gossip, but they just sit there and we look and all the same people All the time. And I look up in the corner, see a man in people's homes. There's like 11 or 9 people and I'm like why? Why, let's just meet up and have a yarn.
Speaker 2:Maybe we'll lean and talk to someone in the street. Tomorrow You'll shine. I know that's the one I do. I know that's it.
Speaker 1:It's mad. We're going to one day be free and tell a bush.
Speaker 3:But it's like 6 in the morning I'm going to brush my teeth.
Speaker 2:6 in the morning I mean like first blip I hear I haven't got my hair done and we haven't had since fucking like 4am you don't even know like big pair of work boots sitting in the corner and I'm wearing my hair back smoking faggot parties are here and I'm like aww fuck's sake, kids on my boot, nappies everywhere oh my god you know, that's just the way we're going now, but with like TikTok.
Speaker 1:People are like obviously making money off it.
Speaker 2:People leave the house on the night, I know.
Speaker 1:People are making fucking loot off it big loot. I got 400 quid last month.
Speaker 2:What? 400 quid? How do you just hear 400 odd?
Speaker 1:quid Free videos?
Speaker 2:or lives or what's for it.
Speaker 1:Free videos. No lives, just videos. What Swear to god Got like. Know what I done. Next time I'm there, remember that wee nasal thing. Aye, I made like 70 quid off it. Do you know what a load of people are doing that?
Speaker 2:And then I only done it for a bit of crack.
Speaker 1:You need it because your nose is mangled.
Speaker 3:Aye, I went and waited this time, waiting this to get a nose job. No, you need to get it off and put it on. I'll breathe.
Speaker 1:The wee thing stops you from snoring, right, and you get the Mouth tape too, but it actually does help and I stuck a video up and tagged the hang the first time around. I never done it to make money, I just done it Cause. You know what I done. I put it up on Facebook or not Facebook, instagram Saying Just like Put a photo of me up wearing it and the amount of people On my Instagram text me going does this work? Does this work? Does this work? And the amount of birds text me going here. My fucking husband needs that or he's getting fucked out now.
Speaker 2:Where did you get this.
Speaker 1:I was like go to my Instagram, so I just went on just tagged my, so I wasn't signing people links flat out, I just put it on my TikTok TikTok. You know what I mean you can add the wee link.
Speaker 2:You can commission off it, don't you?
Speaker 1:I got like 230 For whatever it is. That's mad. So, whatever it meant, it was sold. I think it was like fucking 50 of them sold, fuck or whatever. 30 of them sold and made like 78 quid Off that loan. Yeah, that's what I'm saying and then that was like a lower like 60 or 70 000, so I got money for the views and then a couple of other videos done on tap. Yeah, got me like a couple hundred quid it's mad but I didn't know why didn't they know?
Speaker 1:my account was monetized remember years ago.
Speaker 2:You want to tell me that's right you can make money off this.
Speaker 3:I was like, what I need? 10 000000 followers, see even like on the lives, like people are Like, people are going live On TikTok and they're doing these battles. So, basically, like. So there'll be one, two profiles against each other, right, and they both have Different sets of fans and they'll send gifts, but you pay for the gifts. So, mate, there's people making like 100 quid a life. It's mad isn't it, you'll be out of the Uber and on the TikTok.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:if you get the wee screams out, there's actually a taxi man in Manchester that does like, while he's taxiing, puts a label he's just driving about and he makes all sorts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think there's probably a lot of GBR law against it. There's privacy out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I suppose I didn't think.
Speaker 2:I suppose, if you asked them, you need to, you need to, but here, it's just a new way of people making money.
Speaker 1:But I last moment I'll ask God because you know how I know I don't get the money to go into. It goes in their account at the 15th every month or you can withdraw it yourself up to 100 quid a day or something. But I only I didn't put it into my own bank account. I put it into my ravel out and like within a month 400 or 460 all quid were in my ravel out. I spat it in the holiday but I just turned on the euros when I was away to Salou and just turned to spat it off because it was in my ravel out.
Speaker 1:Now he's more avalied anyway.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm on it. But there's fucking. He'll be selling. He'll be selling that hair, that hair treatment.
Speaker 1:Aw.
Speaker 3:He'll be having a link for it, definitely.
Speaker 1:It's an easy way to make money, but I don't want to turn. I don't want to turn into One of them sales people On fucking TikTok.
Speaker 2:I was losing pop up.
Speaker 1:Going look, you can get Fucking 40 bob rolls. Yeah, for 40, for 40 quid, that's good, I can get them for 20. You know what I mean? I don't want to be one of those people just every video do, sharing stuff. I only done that video for a bit of crack and then the only reason why I tagged the link is because people ask me on my Instagram but it's definitely it's a good way. I bought a wee razor of it too, just like is it good shop like, is it?
Speaker 1:I will. I haven't really bought anything off it. I buy blue roll off it Flat out For my gym Flat.
Speaker 3:The man I buy big. It's cheap, isn't it?
Speaker 1:It's cheap as fuck, it does the job. I buy like 24 Big blue rolls for A score. Fuck you know what I mean If I go to, if I go to Macro, or if I go to, if I go to Macro or Duncree Musgrave Park cost me like fucking 50 quid, seriously, aye, honestly. So it's good that way, like, and just get it delivered straight to the door.
Speaker 2:Now that does ye just have a look at it.
Speaker 1:It's just up my eye now but then, like I bought a wee razor and it's a cracker because my oar the wee one broke, it was a I don't know how many fucking. I forget what you call them balls or something you call them.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Shane. Todd's ball caps Aye, I don't know how many, but it broke anyway. Well, it didn't break, it cut the face, so I bought. I see him on TikTok, I look good. I was like, ain't it bad? There's only a score. Is it good? Fucking cracker it's definitely like that there.
Speaker 1:It does me a job. So put this up and say look me just shaving, go, look at that, like no noise, right, and then go. This would be a good father's day gift, which it would be. I was only a scorer, but it would be a good father's day gift for anyone and I. I didn't do it because, as I said, I don't want to be one of them people constantly selling stuff.
Speaker 3:But he'll be on the night every day we probably sell everything all day, buy it, buy it.
Speaker 1:So if I'd done, that I would have made 280 commission off each one of them but you know what I? Mean sell 50 of them or 100, all quid. And it's coming up to Father's Day, so you're near enough giving people something to buy for their husband 50 people 50 people isn't a lot of people, people like what I mean out of 60 000 viewers like that's completely doable what I mean?
Speaker 1:completely doable and here it goes to all different people, like sometimes you'll see a pop-up like like just randomers go, who's this? Here, but seeing women seeing women or selling makeup and doing makeup.
Speaker 3:No tutorials, they're making a fucking fortune they're doing a tutorial and then linking the product, or you know, people are going it's just.
Speaker 1:It's just like it's honest to God. Some, your wee man or some wee man, agni or something, do you?
Speaker 2:know him.
Speaker 1:Aye, he put a video up the other day saying this is my time here Two grand, I've seen it. Two grand per video. One video, yeah. Now imagine doing that once a week, but here he just travels. That's you on 8 grand a month from tiktok from videos you're a flan about an Uber, all day scratching your onion bag. Come on the fuck here, fella entrepreneur, where's your mind at I?
Speaker 2:used to Uber because it killed time. I do enjoy it. You do tiktok, but I I have three jobs. You know what I mean? I think common jobs because you don't work. I enjoy them all yeah you know what I?
Speaker 1:mean that's what they say do what you enjoy and you'll never work.
Speaker 2:At the end of your life, add the fourth you know what I mean tic tac like my. My huge use model is is it?
Speaker 1:red tube no, that's deleted get that shit down, fuck you. But I drank a ton of Coke cereal yesterday and it says Lake Santa. That's right for drink. I was like it's a ton of Coke cereal they are strict.
Speaker 3:You can't vape or anything when you drive. It cuts you off too. You have to put a wee background on it, don't remember what you had to do so it is strict yeah.
Speaker 1:Coke won't be, coca-cola won't be, cork won't be too happy like that.
Speaker 3:They're shutting it down you'll be cancelled off in a few days. You'd get cancelled.
Speaker 2:I have, I've tonne of down old George totally he's changing he's still on Twitter.
Speaker 3:I really am he's a T in some which account a couple of different accounts he's the one slappers me when no one knows who it is quitter and all he's writing to me. Quitter user 177.
Speaker 1:They aww they'll have a property with a mouse so fuck, see, yeah, they're like talking about cancel, see kneecap, and all are getting cancelled for a ring now as well they did cancel the gig in Germany see they can say it, don't they.
Speaker 2:But see, really like there's a bigger cry about a fucking rap group, but yet there's no cry about what's happening that's what's mad to me.
Speaker 1:What's it's mad that people are more um they're more insulted by what a rap group is saying than what's actually happening which is insane. Like media, big media, big media outlets. Media outlets like target them for what they're saying and they're they can support whoever the fuck they want what's it got to be just because I'm a rap group.
Speaker 1:I can support whoever I want. Then I seen this morning on Sky News that like 800 other artists have now seen a petition to support them and what they're doing. So fair play to everyone that stands for what they believe in, because there's too many people here afraid to fucking cross boundaries. But you know, it's right, you want to watch the day. I put a video about this. The satyrs, louis 3. Did you ever see Louis 3?
Speaker 2:for BBC.
Speaker 1:I watched it the other day and it's like it's like it's common sense for anyone with a fucking heart to know that it's wrong what's happening. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3:I can't even watch stuff like that because it just it frustrates me. I know I just don't even watch it because he's asking me questions and he's like going but and they're going, biblical.
Speaker 1:This is our country, biblical, like and. And they're going biblical. This is our country, biblical, like, and. Because your bible says your country. Where are your bible now? Make a new fucking religion say this is my country, get out.
Speaker 2:I think religion is very scary yeah, see if they find another.
Speaker 1:This is what I would say. I don't know if this is if I'm full of shit here or not, but see if they find another species on another planet. Religion has to be gone. I guess it's not in any of the scriptures or any of the Bibles, because it says the God created the earth, but if there's another species on another, like if there's aliens, there's no such God. What the fuck's God? Who has a God on Earth's universe?
Speaker 1:with other, but he could have created us. Yeah, god on Earth's universe, but he could have created us. Yeah, god could have created us. So who is the God who created us? They say you know what I mean. There's like no matter who's their God, who's an alien's God, who's like another insect, like who created that insect? Has God created more humans on another planet that we don't know about? He's tricking us. You know what I mean. He's tricking us.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean he's tricking us, he's scammed us, he's scammed us, he's scammed us.
Speaker 3:Ah jeez there's more of us, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:But it just had to be. It just had to be open minded about all that shit no, here I actually am only.
Speaker 2:Yes, past few years I've definitely been open minded for someone.
Speaker 1:I watch the podcast with James English some fella. He's like supposed to be like one of the biggest conspiracy theorists in the world and he says that aliens live here on planet earth here.
Speaker 1:I've heard like he says that someone who worked for like he worked for like the CIA or something and his mate also worked, and he says they were travelling until the Antarctica and they couldn't go you can only go so far in the Antarctica before you can't go any further. And he says and beyond, that is where there's aliens do you know what?
Speaker 3:Paddy Donovan told me? That they're living in the water. They're like a, like an amphibious species. They can live in the water probably are, I don't know what.
Speaker 1:Like it's I?
Speaker 2:don't know what to believe.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't know what to believe.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen any aliens run out of the day like they could be anywhere can't they be at Belfast? The people what?
Speaker 1:is an alien. I don't know know what I mean. Who ever said what an alien is? I know, if it lives in water, it it could be just another fucking, but aliens have been strange, haven't? They Aliens? Yeah, I'm an alien, that's my song. I'm an Englishman in New York.
Speaker 2:Exactly, aye Stranger strange.
Speaker 1:So there are strangers, stranger danger. So alien could be anything, just something that's not familiar.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So yeah, it could be a fish.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:Could be like UFOs. Now they're out to get us same day. That's where it all comes in.
Speaker 1:That's who they is but there's loads of UFOs too.
Speaker 3:There's what loads of sightings of UFOs recently, but it's just recently like it's starting to like did you ever, did you ever see the, the, the dice, cam footage in Las Vegas and something fell out of the sky and into the desert, like I mean, like it's on YouTube somewhere. Did you see it? It was like maybe about a year ago no, like 100%, like it was like falling out of the sky but do you wonder why people?
Speaker 1:transcendence it why would governments? Transcendence it if it is true, like the resources that humanity has, that humans have, you can. They're the like, the highest scientists.
Speaker 2:They have the, the resources to defend these, defend these things and it's true, like the same scientists could probably cure cancer and they don't. And why would you not want to find it?
Speaker 1:I don't know why would you not want to find it? You become the most fucking like. You become the most Fucking Like Interesting Scientist in the world. Ever have you discovered aliens?
Speaker 3:Aye, that's true. Like aye, you're setting something, make a name that's never been done before.
Speaker 1:It's like why would you as a scientist, why would you not want to do, why would you not go Fuck yous and just do it, and even as a killie, you killier they.
Speaker 2:Who's they again? The government.
Speaker 1:Whoever, whoever the government, whoever's against it, why would you not want like if it was me? And that's my field. It's like me. I wanna wanna work here. I wanna be the best ever why does it?
Speaker 3:want to go and do something that's never been done before there is people that's come out and spoke before about like, like an area 51, and they've like disappeared. Paddy knows who they are. I'll say they're in the water. They.
Speaker 2:I've heard it say I've told it to say it's like a kilt.
Speaker 1:The luminari. The luminari, they control it, god knows who controls it. See, this is.
Speaker 2:I think God knows what he's. This is where you go.
Speaker 1:This is the way. This is the rabbit hole.
Speaker 3:We are going down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 1:We're going down a big rabbit hole.
Speaker 2:You sit on it all day and you're down about 10 rabbit holes. It's crazy.
Speaker 1:You could die that's why I don't, because it's never going to change my life.
Speaker 2:It's never going to change my life.
Speaker 1:Even if I found out everything, I'm never going to be able to do anything about it. No, and it's. There's nothing like. It's not going to make my life any different just wasting your time thinking about it like and watching stuff on it just let the world be what it is, isn't it? Live with it. No point in living against it because, like I said before, on the podcast, I thought on the podcast, I think. If you felt my way on the boat, burn them 5G poles what?
Speaker 2:if you felt, oh yeah, burn them 5G poles why?
Speaker 3:what's he doing?
Speaker 1:his life. His life isn't any better. What's the motivation? Or any easier? Well, there's people who thought Maybe he feeds the complex he never changed that thing.
Speaker 2:Maybe he feeds the complex People who thought He'd get COVID. He's like you get the COVID vaccine that the 5D pulls.
Speaker 3:That's right. You can die, that's right. It never. It never changes that thing.
Speaker 1:It never changes that thing. It's all like. It's what the fuck it doesn't make. Everyone's still living as normal and everyone's still using their phones as normal. So the only thing is I can't go through to my man's dad because the signal's shit obviously he's right, burnt him down oh, is that why?
Speaker 3:it is because he burnt him down, burnt him down.
Speaker 1:No signal at all. Shit, third floor has no signal, that's where shit signal he's still using it. They're not no, like the phone signal. Get you replaced, you need to put it back up again sanitation best. Hand off all the conspiracy theories against the, the people here, the aliens the aliens stomping, stomping fort are you vaccinated or are?
Speaker 3:you no, are you no?
Speaker 1:no vaccination. I didn't get vaccinated because of my gas tank. I just didn't.
Speaker 3:I'm the same, I didn't feel sick because of my gas tank at the start, didn't I? I was the same. I didn't feel sick throughout all COVID, so I was just like I forgot.
Speaker 2:I thought certainly, but I didn't get vaccinated because of my mate to heartache. He had mild Mild chondria yeah, he had, I heard he was like how do you have it?
Speaker 3:now. I just hadn't felt sick and I didn't feel like I had it. So I was like I'm injecting myself with it, so what's the point? You've easily given it to yourself.
Speaker 2:So I was like frig it, I had it, I was definitely sick like, but here the first time I had it, november I 1937, 5k time were you running? Or not. I ran with it because I felt positive. I don't know why I ain't had it before, but there must be a reason.
Speaker 3:Don't have 5k out there, leave out.
Speaker 2:I don't want you to harass me, that's me. You come at me. Go with go with go with go with go with go with go with go with go with, go with, go with go with go with.
Speaker 3:She's a murderer 5k time breaker With.
Speaker 1:Google Performance enhancements. You need one, you need one. You need one 5k, because there she is, get on.
Speaker 2:You only live For 10 minutes. That's right, so 1830s. I'm back.
Speaker 1:I was cooking like fuck During lockdown, cooking flat out Trey Bakes and all Everyone was making Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2:Everyone was cooking there fuck during lockdown, cooking flat out tray bakes and all everyone was baking.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Everyone was cooking, there was like phases, but because there was like the cooking phase and then there was like everybody was a PT remember, everybody was doing the online workouts.
Speaker 2:I was flat out there.
Speaker 3:There was like phases and then people started podcasts and all he was on that.
Speaker 1:I was on all the trains there like remember the at home pizzas everybody was ordering them at home pizzas you get the dough and all and then you make yourself.
Speaker 2:I don't know where I spent all that. Everyone bought stuff and never used it again after cover like people were buying them.
Speaker 1:Where we beer things, you put the keg in and then people were buying the pizza ovens yeah, and never used them again. People were ordering all this shit to get their time, make it look like it was, but never used it again.
Speaker 3:It was shit.
Speaker 1:I know actually, because it was shit all that stuff. Some businesses made some serious money during that. Oh Jesus, remember the cocktail that everybody drank. People were straight delivering cocktails, that's right.
Speaker 3:Homemade cocktails, and then Homemade cocktails, and ain't sure the guy Was it.
Speaker 2:Remember they were Driving about with A mobile cab. It was Hatfield, yeah, hatfield, get caught. They got stopped For doing that. When they did so, I bought.
Speaker 1:I bought a bar, not a bar. I bought a keg and a pump and a cooler box and gas and all that Just on my own, loved it.
Speaker 2:There was a big, massive queue, I remember.
Speaker 1:I bingo on my street he done bingo and there was a big, massive queue on my street queuing up for paints, because you can get paints anywhere, perhaps they're great paints are the best like paints were great. Paints are hard to hear these, shouldn't they?
Speaker 2:I had a big old I think I love that one and we ended up in Paddy's house.
Speaker 1:Remember, underground in the basement in bar. Oh my god, what a bar. It's a cracking bar Underground. He built the bar burnt a bar in his house, built the bar Underground.
Speaker 2:Can't say where it is, like you just walk in it it's a belter Big pool table.
Speaker 3:Ah, it's actually soundproof as well. Proper bar, just because of Covid, like he built it.
Speaker 1:No, he had it before. And then we just went up during Covid because we weren't really the only ones. Yeah, we were up playing pool and during COVID because you weren't really the one who were on we were up playing pool and music blasting out of jukebox and TV. That was unbelievable.
Speaker 2:All boxing we were all blocked out.
Speaker 1:I can't remember getting home I had to get tattooed. I was aww, good crack, I was good crack. So tell me what's the plans for the weekend. It's big May Day coming up, big bank holiday.
Speaker 3:Is it Mayday bank holiday this weekend?
Speaker 1:I should have been at the Marathon zone. I'm running 5k or 5m.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're doing like a relay.
Speaker 1:A relay at the end.
Speaker 2:I'm Maldive like. So See, ya's no plans mate.
Speaker 3:Just the usual Go down to Belfast.
Speaker 1:Ballycastle will be packed. Ballycastle will be packed, oh true Ballycastle would be packed. Belfast would be packed too, because of the Marfan, he's such a good officer.
Speaker 2:Like that was his class Belfast. Hardly two years in a taxi. Tell me, last night it's coming over what time do you work to? About 11, 7-11, 7-11. 4 nights a week, that's not too bad. 6-6 hours a week how many?
Speaker 1:times did it take you to get your theory test? Ten many times did it take you to get your driving test once serious, so see the theory test is a ridiculous way.
Speaker 2:It feels like it's just so stupid. Anyway, failed nine times, passed ten times about the pretty little straight away. I said I don't know anyway, passed first time about the the pretty little straight away. He said, oh, but he did, that's not because it's different to me, I didn't know it, I don't know anyway. Past first time, couldn't believe it what was the difference.
Speaker 3:More emphasis on safety, like, really, like, really looking around passenger safety and all that, not even passenger safety?
Speaker 2:just your driving like like pump close to the for your passenger, um, none of it but the car you know the drive like that nah. I still drive, but like do you?
Speaker 1:that's an easy how it to break, isn't it like you're on?
Speaker 2:like different roads, like higher speed roads and all country roads. So obviously you need to determine what the speed and because I've been on a few speed of warner courses, I know exactly yeah what, what um, what um?
Speaker 1:Does he use your own car?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But then a lot of cars Tell you your speed and what the speed is.
Speaker 2:Mine does Mine does too.
Speaker 1:So if I drive and it tells me I'm on 70 or I'm on 60, I know anyway.
Speaker 2:So obviously Taking determined speed when a lamppost Not concerned.
Speaker 1:Just don't hide it the time of the fuck For street lights. It means it's a little Burry A little. I don't let it burn you Aye Aye. So You're a taxi man now.
Speaker 2:Uber man. So Uber man. Unfortunately you can't Book an Uber. Sorry, you can't like Flagging her down the street. You had to book it Pre-book, I'd see, because I'd be Sticking a card Like to a taxi. I'd be like, oh mate, this is us, maybe I can't. I need to book it. You'd have to. I can't. I don't break a lot of it you don't break it it doesn't break a lot.
Speaker 1:Uber had to have you sacked any news with you coming up.
Speaker 3:Any news, any fake news any fake news no nah, well, I was not.
Speaker 1:I was totally faked at the end of Jane. It's the six rounder to get me back and I'm hoping to fake for a big fake in August. Nothing's been confirmed yet, like, but I'm still.
Speaker 2:Where's Will and Jade?
Speaker 1:Galway, If, if I, if I show, I show him in an interview, that's soon like that's the week's away. Like it's the first of the day like, so they're the first of the day and it's one.
Speaker 2:You're taking that perfectly now, do you? You know you do that, but here, so we six rounder in a bigger fight Galway Galway's a good spot.
Speaker 1:Galway's a great spot. Galway's a great spot. So I'm hoping to go out in June for six rounder and then I'll be out in at the start of August if everything goes as planned. That would be ideal for me, like. And then it means you can. If two good wins and I'll be on, I'll be right back in the mix by the end of the year, you know what I mean that'd be class my way, it's good you know you could really think to have a world headshot this Christmas.
Speaker 1:I know realistically yeah, if it goes, if it goes the way I want it to go, like in terms of the right fate yeah and getting in there right rankings and then bump pushing on. Yeah, I mean so. You never know lads, you never kick the whole off it. You know what I mean Because you know what I hate People ask me are you still boxing?
Speaker 2:Ah, people ask me, am I still boxing? I'm like, are you serious?
Speaker 3:I'm like look at my belly after that high box, high box. Here he's gonna start it, he's high box, so a few years.
Speaker 2:Phone a job, high box. What else phone a job phone?
Speaker 3:a job phone, a job like covid job, no like taxiing punch.
Speaker 2:Instead of taxi phone, a job phone, a job where was your phone?
Speaker 1:a job before you hit someone boom pay me up, look at me oh, fuck me. So when are you here again?
Speaker 3:June what do you think you? Know, just I think it'll be same same, just a run out, and then I think I'm on that card in August too aye aye from Burnham that'll be this you've changed minds, aren't you? Aye, I'm back, so that's so out in June and then that show was announced. That's at J Brunman in the Dabnish run out, and then 21st June yep and a big show in August.
Speaker 1:So where is that?
Speaker 3:you're over training with Mick now yeah, do it in Sheffield in the City Gym happy days keep you keep you sweet. I just need something in place. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1:something secure where you're going it's a stable, it's because I don't know what I'm fighting.
Speaker 2:I'll be ready straight over the.
Speaker 1:Amsterdam yeah, I'm looking at it now. It peaks away next week, so I'm going at it now. I had a book P2A next week, so I'm going to go to Fall week. That's the. That's the official start To my proper camp Of sparring. I'm going over to spar, like that'll be me Going to spar, yeah, all week and then I'll probably do a week On week off.
Speaker 3:So you can get. You can get away with that, but that's what I was saying. Like he can get away with doing, like you know, five week camp. Do you know what I mean? On your talent alone.
Speaker 1:I'd be fucking afraid. I have a husband fucking three or four weeks anyway. I need to be training all the time, like I just fucking you should shut down the high box on me holy family high box. You know like we're raped fucks. You know, pick on the high rock.
Speaker 2:I know you have one in your gym, anyway your gym in general.
Speaker 1:But we just do like I done a hair. Access to the gym. Paul Beattie, I'm sure, and I like, but I flew through like I'm always fit always fit, always training but boxing you need to still be sparring.
Speaker 1:I need to be sparring three. I would spar three times a week in camp, like, but if I can spar three times a week and then go back and just go to Dublin maybe and just train in Dublin or train up my holy train or something for a week, yeah, and then go back do another three days of sparring, yeah like when I go down I'm doing my sparring weeks yeah, like hard weeks, hard weeks.
Speaker 1:You come back fucked. Mhm. If I could do, if I sparred ten times in one camp, that's me. I get to go like and I get jumping down doing eight rounder like no sweat. Ten rounder maybe, yeah, but it's just getting the timing right and obviously if you have a like, if you have a, an opponent, you have a specific tactics that you want to work on, then obviously a date as well.
Speaker 3:You can work towards that too.
Speaker 1:So, while that's, that's the way life's looking, and hopefully, fingers crossed, it all goes.
Speaker 3:You going to get on misfits or what?
Speaker 2:Still waiting. Mum's still right back to me.
Speaker 3:Did you text him?
Speaker 2:He texted me, ben Williams.
Speaker 1:I'd be great to fight him.
Speaker 2:I said a figure and he said yes to it.
Speaker 1:I said okay, I'm short here.
Speaker 2:But he didn't had a title fight and now he beat.
Speaker 1:So did he beat Ben Williams?
Speaker 2:did he beat?
Speaker 1:call him out when's the next one?
Speaker 2:I don't even know.
Speaker 1:There's one, there's one there's one on the 21st of June. Yeah, because that was whenever I was meant to fight. I was told the first time I was meant to fight and I fell through because it was misfits booked yeah, because like see the last one it was the one when Birmingham was one.
Speaker 2:It was like three days after I was going back to my bifa I says I says the people of misfits, I'll be drinking the whole time, I don't care.
Speaker 1:I'll jump in, I'll jump in.
Speaker 2:I don't care, I'll jump in on you. I'll jump in on you if I can care. Yeah, no problem, no problem. But then Sonny Edwards messaged me. He said it would be a fight now that'd be classic on like a misplaced show. Nah, that would be good. I know, definitely it'd be a good crack. That's what I mean. It'd be a good crack. No weigh in. I could be a weigh in 72 kilos. You know what I mean it's a nice thought.
Speaker 1:I'd be a fuck him.
Speaker 2:See Well, yeah, obviously I'd be a fuck him, but like, just get. Like they use 12 ounce.
Speaker 3:They use 12 ounce, do they, yeah, 12 ounce?
Speaker 2:That's the fight. Perfect, because there's a wee lad.
Speaker 3:Mick, well, he's a TikToker that works for him. He's fighting on that Dublin one he it's the 21st of June, like.
Speaker 2:I don't know. Mick Gallagher that's good, because Ben.
Speaker 1:Williams sells big tickets exactly yeah, you would do it.
Speaker 2:I think I would, if you could.
Speaker 1:I don't understand. There's good money on it.
Speaker 3:Fifth job aye fuck me six taxing because you're starting TikTok make a moose you're making moose fella.
Speaker 1:Tell me You're making moves For a tit-hat guy. You're making moves fella. Tell me Some CV. I know Some CV on you fella.
Speaker 3:You'd sell out in Dublin, you would be big down in Dublin. See, when I was down Mick's mat Like you should be mat. You should probably be bigger in Dublin than you are.
Speaker 2:No, we're definitely bigger in Dublin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but like big time, big time.
Speaker 2:Because of she's, I would actually have to lose weight to fight him? No, you wouldn't actually, because it was. They were talking about 70 kilos. I was like, oh okay, 72 and I would lose it.
Speaker 1:I would lose it sorry, 30 minutes just do an Al Douglas, drop it already and Rob Douglas, cut your carbs and say Al Douglas, alright, I'm ready to go. I have a devotional text. Your mom get on it. 21st of June.
Speaker 2:I've got credit here. Do you already top the record score? Ask Barnsley, he has my last score for fuck's sake, fuck's sake right, lads, we'll leave it here.
Speaker 1:We've been on long enough, talked a lot of nonsense but here lads, appreciate you coming in taking your time out bit of crack now I'm like it. Stay off the fuck and don't be an alien, don't be strange. Stay off the fuck and don't be making any more conspiracies. Don't be taking on any more jobs.
Speaker 2:Paddy right and don't be worrying about they demons and they, and they're saying this and they don't want to saying this. What they then? Or they, who you talking about? They nobody knows who we're talking about. Do you ever?
Speaker 3:hear when somebody goes here they're saying it's to be good this weekend there who's they?
Speaker 2:they're bar best, bar best, bar best.
Speaker 3:Frank Mitchell.
Speaker 2:I walk there and I say Frank Garvin.
Speaker 1:Frank Garvin, frank Garvin, go on rest, go on rest. Well, anyway, lads, go on. Rasmus, I appreciate this coming on no problem lovely.