The Public Nuisance Podcast #047 Butch, Bimbo and the Boxer with Emer Maguire & Jenna McCusker

Welcome to a new episode of The Public Nuisance Podcast with me, Sean McComb.

This week we welcome podcasters, Emer Maguire & Jenna McCusker

 to the podcast.

We cover self-editing on air, management warnings, weigh-in mind games, first knockdowns, cutting ten pounds in five days, post-fight refuels, curry rituals, chips and noodles, calling out viral nonsense, intersex sport debates, Ali and McGregor showmanship, kids in gyms, gay bar primers, twinks and bears, and much more.

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Chapters

• 0:00 Cancel Culture And Keeping It Clean
• 4:20 Comedy, Careers And Accents
• 8:45 Fight Night: Knockdowns And Mindset
• 15:20 Weight Cutting: Methods And Myths
• 19:40 Chinese Orders And Food Rules
• 27:10 Height, Image And Persona
• 34:10 McGregor, Showmanship And Combat Sports
• 41:20 Kids, Clubs And “Hold Don’t Hit”
• 47:00 Bodies, Biology And The Intersex Debate
• 58:20 Trauma, Labels And The Spectrum
• 1:06:40 Gay Culture, Types And Coming Out
• 1:20:00 Safe Nights Out: Why Gay Bars Slap
• 1:26:30 Wrap-Up And Post-Pod Chinese Hunger

Transcript

SPEAKER_05: 0:07

We're just waiting anymore.

unknown: 0:10

I'm just taking the trauma.

SPEAKER_01: 0:12

Take the ten or me then.

SPEAKER_03: 0:15

This old lady has two pocket. No, the fuck no. May uh my mics lose. Um no, I don't uh my ma loves a struman.

SPEAKER_05: 0:28

So can't tell Sean what your fucking management told you. Oh Emir has management.

SPEAKER_01: 0:36

Okay?

SPEAKER_03: 0:38

So I they said to me I was animating with them out the other day. And they said to me, um I'm writing a second for them for channel four. And they said, Can you see my face right?

SPEAKER_05: 0:49

Is that alright?

SPEAKER_03: 0:50

Don't have um don't say anything in your podcast. We've seen your podcast, don't say anything that's gonna get you cancelled before we get your show on channel four. And I was like, I wouldn't say anything that's gonna get me cancelled, and they were like, Yeah, yeah, we're not talking about you, we're talking about the blonde one. We're talking about her.

SPEAKER_05: 1:03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04

And they were like, keep her in check.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07

I don't know. You said you can't be on it, you can't be on anything where there's any where she's gonna get you cancelled. And I do every time. We have to cut it all out. I don't I don't even know what they mean. Anything not PC, I think. No. So how would you know? Exactly.

SPEAKER_01: 1:24

I think it's everybody just called it. It takes a lot to get cancelled, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_03: 1:30

Not that much.

SPEAKER_05: 1:31

Well, there is a huge cancel culture, isn't there?

SPEAKER_01: 1:35

We should just let that soul here, right? This is just right. Oh that's good. Um But here it's it's just so like what I say some bad stuff, like I'd rather cursing the minds.

SPEAKER_05: 1:47

So I said to Emma before we came here. If you have I don't cancel it.

SPEAKER_01: 1:52

I'm not as bad as you, I don't think. Me? You're bad.

SPEAKER_03: 1:56

Am I bad? Yeah. Do you think you have a reputation of what? I don't know. I'm just going by what he said.

SPEAKER_01: 2:04

No, you just think like I say for your listeners, like I don't know. I think my listeners, because I'm from like not saying you're from many, but my listeners would be all like party lads who are like sort of similar to me.

SPEAKER_05: 2:18

Alright. We've talked about this. We talked about this. I said that I would only podcast. No, I would only do so.

SPEAKER_03: 2:25

No, but we're saying the boys get away. We're saying way more than the girls do.

SPEAKER_05: 2:28

I said I'd only do the podcast if I'm already say what the boys can say. But uh that was her requirement. That was my requirement.

SPEAKER_01: 2:35

Why would you not just say what the boys say?

SPEAKER_03: 2:37

Well, I thought I was doing it and it was being cut from the podcast. Sure, we put out we put out uh ones where she hasn't said anything and I was told to keep her keep her in line.

SPEAKER_05: 2:47

I know.

SPEAKER_01: 2:47

I know. So anything that you're gonna say in the future, and I'll need to be mindful of it.

SPEAKER_05: 2:54

Sure, I uh that's what I was just saying. Everything that I say has to get past Emer and then Joey. And I said, I don't want to be a sectarian or nothing, but it's not the first time a woman in the area has been hard-bordered by a Ballet Claire woman or anything. Well, sure, it's all about a crack. Do you know what I mean? I'm not right to offend anyone. I can't be offended, maybe that's why, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01: 3:17

Who knows? You need a you'll you'll you'll you'll know the criteria. You're you're well in the mix.

SPEAKER_05: 3:22

She's very mediating.

SPEAKER_01: 3:23

You're in the mix, you're mediating.

SPEAKER_03: 3:26

I've never been mediatrine in my life.

SPEAKER_05: 3:28

I've been doing this for so long, you plucked me out of the hood. I I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm not a few minutes.

SPEAKER_03: 3:33

I've not been doing it for that long. I've only been doing it for a couple of years. How long? Full-time comedy, probably three years. Is that all? Yeah. Sure, was a therapist before that. A speech and language therapist? That's right.

SPEAKER_01: 3:44

Do you ever do any more therapy? Like ever?

SPEAKER_03: 3:46

Are you looking? Do you need help?

SPEAKER_01: 3:49

I might need some off this podcast. Repent them out there action ago.

SPEAKER_03: 3:53

Uh no, I used to do speech and language therapy, but I don't do that more. I left it to do comedy for time.

SPEAKER_01: 3:57

David needs speech therapy. Well, the money say that too. Um my accent is most people from Belfast obviously watch my podcast, but even some people, the all-time rate, still need subtitles for this. Really?

SPEAKER_05: 4:12

Yep. You you've got to be.

SPEAKER_03: 4:15

See, to me, his accent's just as thick as yours.

SPEAKER_01: 4:17

See, when I get excited, came over.

SPEAKER_03: 4:20

When you get excited? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 4:21

Patty Barnes. I have Patty Barnes on here. Someone can I imagine all the glory holding.

SPEAKER_03: 4:32

I'm just like gonna hope he's not gonna get excited in this podcast. I gotta leave for that.

SPEAKER_05: 4:40

Here, you you got excited on Saturday night. Excuse me? You won your you won your your batch on Saturday night. Amazing. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_01: 4:51

Small biz, got got 10 the first round. I was seeing back. I know. That's a new experience for me getting put down.

SPEAKER_03: 4:59

Is it? Oh, was that your first round? Oh god.

SPEAKER_01: 5:02

And I was like, I didn't trust it. I was getting up and I was like, because usually when you see people get knocked down or like they're dizzy, basically, or they're like unstable. And I got up and I was laughing at the reference. I was like, is this a delayed reaction? Because I've never experienced it before.

SPEAKER_06: 5:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 5:18

I was like, is this gonna be like but it wasn't? And I was like, fuck, have it? You must have a head of steel then. I must have a chin on me.

SPEAKER_05: 5:26

I was I was just like, I really hope he wins because I don't want him to be depressed at this podcast a Monday.

SPEAKER_01: 5:32

Oh fuck, maddening I'm gonna have to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03: 5:34

So you're not about yourself?

SPEAKER_05: 5:35

I don't want him to be in bad form. I couldn't have already put up with his nonsense.

SPEAKER_01: 5:38

Coming in all fucking it's very uh selfish of you. I know, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05: 5:43

I just wish she's very selfish. No, I'm not. Would you not try boxing? I was gonna ask what's your wingspan?

SPEAKER_01: 5:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03: 5:54

Um Bet you her wingspan's bigger.

SPEAKER_01: 5:56

I think uh your long mick.

SPEAKER_03: 5:58

Hers about six metres. My arms drag when I walk. Because you could stand outside the ring and still be beating the left foot. I beat my lunch and lunch. You could you could do that, like stretch arm strong.

SPEAKER_01: 6:12

So when the bell goes, you stay in the corner to think about it.

SPEAKER_05: 6:15

I would. I would.

SPEAKER_01: 6:16

Yep. We sit. What is yours? Really? Do you know?

SPEAKER_05: 6:19

I I did measure my member. What was it? It was pretty long. I'm gonna I'm gonna have to get uh professional to do it because I did it myself, so it was a bit hard. Uh use your legs or something.

SPEAKER_03: 6:30

Your arms that long you could probably measure your own arms.

SPEAKER_05: 6:33

I think I'm the only person in the world that can put tan on her back herself. I don't need no one else to do it.

SPEAKER_01: 6:38

That's impressive. That is impressive. That's impressive.

SPEAKER_05: 6:41

I know it's quite impressive. So I'm challenging anyone who has longer arms than me, but I'm also giving myself a card.

SPEAKER_01: 6:46

But that's also mobility. That's not just length. That's that's gonna be mobility.

SPEAKER_05: 6:50

The mobility, not the length show. Don't say that. They'll take her pup off her.

SPEAKER_03: 6:55

They'll take our mobility section off her. Actually, I can't do anything. I can't do anything. Just shut stuff. We're actually on.

SPEAKER_01: 7:05

We're gonna get a grant in here to get to the electric skew.

SPEAKER_05: 7:10

I think that's how I had to do use my arms so much because I didn't use my legs. So had it in party. I started walking my hands. Did you start walking your hands?

SPEAKER_01: 7:19

She put shoes in her hands. My god.

SPEAKER_05: 7:29

Here, I was gonna ask you as well. My number one question, even though I'm not the host, sorry. But were we supposed to prepare questions? Jesus Christ. But I was driving down. It's like I need the ash on this. See whenever you're doing your weigh-ends, and you have to go fisty fist so close. What are you thinking?

SPEAKER_01: 7:47

I don't be thinking, I don't even know. You know what I was thinking about this the other day? I was just deadream, thinking about like I'm starving. I was starving because you might make weight and you're dehydrated. I'm like I was gonna talk and say why are we doing this? I'm starving. I've just wearing them thirsty and dehydrated and I was just like I was just in a daydream, and by the time I'd processed all this in the head of like thinking they were like, Okay, he's gonna. So I was over like, oh, this way. I'd say most people probably think like I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna fucking buy she up. You're like, I want to start me. I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_03: 8:29

What weight class are you in?

SPEAKER_01: 8:30

Uh it's like ten stone. I fair ten stone.

SPEAKER_03: 8:33

Well he's lucky, he's lucky, I'm not. Oh we were talking about shit out of him.

SPEAKER_01: 8:38

Oh, so are you ten stone? I fair to ten stone, but I'm walking around about a lamb too.

SPEAKER_03: 8:45

So for your weigh in you lose stone. Jeez. How and and and what Sunday. Are you looking for taps? I am. I have a wedding to go to. What day? It's always a wedding. Everybody always is there for.

SPEAKER_01: 9:07

I had the uh on Sun last Sunday I was like£10 over my weight. And then I had to wear it on Friday. How much about Sunday to Friday? Sunday to Friday, those ten pounds.

SPEAKER_03: 9:17

Um would there just for the listeners, would there be any practical tips? Or what do you do? You just not eat?

SPEAKER_01: 9:22

No, uh there's actually a math there's a there's a method in the side.

SPEAKER_03: 9:25

What water loading or something?

SPEAKER_01: 9:26

Pippa waterload out of waterload, I just take it like I don't eat carbs, fibre, salt, or sugar. And then salt? What salt is salty. What do you eat then? Salt.

SPEAKER_03: 9:38

Or salt, carbs, fibre, salt, or sugar. What does that leave? Fresh air? Water.

SPEAKER_01: 9:43

You actually cut out the water as well. That's the reason why you cut it out. So you eat protein, like meat.

SPEAKER_03: 9:49

It's sugar salt or meat.

SPEAKER_01: 9:51

I but if it's if it's like if you buy meat, like if you buy like a chicken fulburst or you can just cook that as well.

SPEAKER_05: 9:58

Not emergen on the way to a butcher.

SPEAKER_01: 10:00

And like high fats, so like with like very little sugar in them or salt.

SPEAKER_03: 10:05

And pork chop?

SPEAKER_01: 10:06

Pork chop, yeah. Um what do you think?

SPEAKER_03: 10:10

I could lose£10 in five days eating pork chops. Well, we're back here in a week. What about it? Can you get a Chinese? No, or a quick whole bit. Cantonese Chinese. Cantonese.

SPEAKER_01: 10:18

What is your favourite Chinese? What what what what would you get in the Chinese?

SPEAKER_03: 10:23

Well, if I only do the Chinese. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01: 10:24

For you I'm asking is because I've been on a good strict diet for a good length of time, and I can eat what I want now, so I'll tell you exactly what I get.

SPEAKER_03: 10:33

Well, I'm not a very adventurous eater, Sean, so might not be too exciting. Chicken notes, but I go I go to the golden harvest on the Armour Road, and I get in in in one box, I get uh chicken curry with half chips and half noodles, and in the chicken curry I get only onion and chicken. I don't get the peas, don't get whatever else. And it is. And then I go home and I cover it in vinegar, and then I eat half of it, and then I eat the other half the next day for my dinner. It is Chinese. I love Chinese, but I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00: 11:05

What do you get in the Chinese?

SPEAKER_05: 11:07

Amor and Curry's game changing. I'm different, Demer. I don't like my food touching. She likes hers touching, so I get mine all separate.

SPEAKER_00: 11:13

Steve.

SPEAKER_05: 11:13

So I get still not emergency autism.

SPEAKER_01: 11:18

I listen to that last podcast. I think it's catching though, like she has. I think it's starting.

SPEAKER_05: 11:22

No, I don't. I'm just I just don't like my food touching. Um I get uh criteria.

SPEAKER_01: 11:30

The bacterial alphabets yard.

SPEAKER_03: 11:33

But do you not want to be curry sauce? No, I get it separate. But do you not put the curry sauce on? Oh no, I like smothered curry. I don't like a bottle of food. And a bizarre sauce, top and bottom.

SPEAKER_01: 11:45

Hair off wee's curry split, top and bottom.

SPEAKER_05: 11:48

Wait, what do you get? Um I I love how you sound even curry. Sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_03: 11:55

Sorry. What do you get a top of curry software?

SPEAKER_05: 11:58

She is cutting me off because she's afraid in case I cancel her. I don't know. I'm like, I opened my mind. I'm like, she's actually a girl. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_01: 12:08

She's had enough.

SPEAKER_04: 12:14

It was my told me for halfway twenty.

SPEAKER_03: 12:23

So let's make a cattle. So what do you like? I get a special fried rice. What's a special fried rice? All the meat.

SPEAKER_01: 12:32

That's all the meat, isn't it? All the meat. Prawns and pork and a ring over. Oh, she doesn't like the food.

SPEAKER_05: 12:39

Except for every meat.

SPEAKER_01: 12:41

Every mint.

SPEAKER_05: 12:43

Oh Jesus, I've got a big thing.

SPEAKER_01: 12:45

Alarm, a fucking chicken.

SPEAKER_03: 12:48

Rub up against each other.

SPEAKER_01: 12:49

Yep.

SPEAKER_05: 12:50

So meat, beef, chicken, pork, chicken, ham, uh, prawns. Oh.

SPEAKER_03: 12:56

But here, put the curry on the stain.

SPEAKER_05: 12:58

A curry. Chip separate.

SPEAKER_01: 13:01

Yeah, but wait on a second. A special fried rice has all the meat inside it, anyway. So it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_05: 13:08

My chips has to be in a different wee bowl and then my curry in a different bowl. So I get the chip, dip under the curry, and then dip under right. It's a it's a specialization happening.

SPEAKER_03: 13:21

It is. You should try it. No, I don't eat fish. Oh, would you? I'm not really a big meat fan either. Sorry, Sean. I'm uh I'm chicken or nothing. Darn it. That's us. That's us off the Sean's eye me up, you see. I've seen him when we came in. You see the tension when we came in? He's mirroring the way I'm sitting on.

SPEAKER_01: 13:43

Yeah. I seen her coming out, I was like, she could dress for me.

SPEAKER_03: 13:50

What do you think? You're dressed like me?

SPEAKER_01: 13:51

I said you've just got dressed for me.

SPEAKER_03: 13:53

I was thinking that because I got changed to come in here and see Sean. Did you come in the nap? I was yeah. I was trying to trying to impress him. And he saw me and he was absolutely melting. I was impressed.

SPEAKER_01: 14:02

I was very impressed.

SPEAKER_03: 14:03

Yeah, and then you come in dressed like I don't know. Go spit it out. Harley Quinn or cheerleader or something. I don't know. This is a very unusual. A six-year-old, what are you dressed as? Is this from the child's department? You can't get over my clothes size. Jenna buys her clothes from the kids' department. Do you? No. You came in the already and that t-shirt you were wearing was from the child's department. Well, that's all it fits.

SPEAKER_05: 14:26

It's not my fault, I'm skinny.

SPEAKER_03: 14:28

She's gonna try and skinny. So she's being skinny shamed.

SPEAKER_05: 14:31

I'm being skinny shamed. Cancel her.

SPEAKER_06: 14:33

Cancelled.

SPEAKER_03: 14:34

No, but you do like to wear a very, very tight fit. So it's not just the skinniness. I've never seen you wear something that's not extremely like you know, whenever um sticks come vacuum sealed.

SPEAKER_05: 14:48

That's it. She does that in the head.

SPEAKER_03: 14:51

She's got just the cheap ones.

SPEAKER_05: 14:53

That's how you that's how you miss that as my inspiration. Isn't it? It's working for you.

SPEAKER_01: 14:59

She's kept a really long arm, so she probably just puts her hand over back and pulls a tent. Pulls it over, pulls a tent.

SPEAKER_03: 15:06

And then vacuums it in.

SPEAKER_05: 15:08

Right. Oh, the next time I'll come and fucking what do you want? I like it though. I like it.

SPEAKER_03: 15:12

I have to dress each other.

SPEAKER_01: 15:13

You should dress each other for you should be.

SPEAKER_03: 15:15

We've just said that in the last episode. We're gonna we're gonna do each other. I'm gonna do her makeup and we're gonna dress each other. Imagine me and Hills trying to put that on. Imagine you're gonna heels, Jesus Christ, should be turning over the belt. Like Godzilla's like it.

SPEAKER_01: 15:34

Just strap me in.

SPEAKER_05: 15:36

Oh geez, you're gonna honestly find a long lady.

SPEAKER_01: 15:39

What size are you? Like an hill.

SPEAKER_03: 15:41

What size are you, big lad? She pretends she's five foot eight. Or no way in hell she's five foot eight, because I'm five foot six and a half. And she towers over me.

SPEAKER_05: 15:52

Five and five's eight. You're not. Why would I lie about my height?

SPEAKER_01: 15:58

You are tall, but you're taller.

SPEAKER_03: 16:00

What height are you?

SPEAKER_01: 16:00

Six foot.

SPEAKER_03: 16:01

Are you?

SPEAKER_05: 16:02

He's really tall. I didn't realise that.

SPEAKER_03: 16:04

Well, I thought he was small, but I thought he was sitting there. I've only seen him sitting down. I've not seen him stand up.

SPEAKER_01: 16:10

Oh he's stand up.

SPEAKER_05: 16:12

He's really long. Tall. Oh, so yeah. He hide it well.

SPEAKER_03: 16:18

I hang the seat. Is she a rebuff? I thought I I don't know. I I always think boxes are small. Depends.

SPEAKER_01: 16:25

There's different wear classes, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03: 16:27

Aye, but I can't. She's well ten stone and six stone was.

SPEAKER_01: 16:31

No, I'm very tall for my weight, I'm spelling on my own.

SPEAKER_03: 16:33

Do you are you always tiring over the people you're fighting? Because I always thought like because like Car Frampton and all's smaller smaller.

SPEAKER_01: 16:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 16:42

He was at my hotel, remember? I was saying to you.

SPEAKER_01: 16:44

That's right, though.

SPEAKER_05: 16:44

Never find him. What do you mean you never find him?

SPEAKER_01: 16:48

He's coming on. You're like they didn't give me a third number. Oh, fairly. He's a hard man to get. He's very busy.

SPEAKER_03: 16:55

I'm sure he is. Not like us. Our diaries are wide open.

SPEAKER_01: 16:58

His dad. I don't even have a diary. And he's like, let me check the diary. And I was like, I need to be like that. I need to be high. Like, or cause we like trying to figure out like three or four days. Like, mate, I've got this on. I'll check my diary. And I was like, what if you're not? Like, surely you can't have something on your day. He does. He has everything in his diary.

SPEAKER_05: 17:14

But was it we were?

SPEAKER_01: 17:16

I don't fuck all. I don't really have a dad.

SPEAKER_05: 17:18

You what?

SPEAKER_01: 17:18

I have no.

SPEAKER_05: 17:19

He doesn't even have a dairy.

SPEAKER_01: 17:20

We bought, right? They're always saying like giving it off to me because I'm so unorganized about stuff, right? Like so she bought this like calendar. She's like, this is dates that I have stuff in for us to do. Like so you can't make an excuse. I didn't know I fucking didn't this. So there's always an argument over this. So she's bought this, and I she bought at the very start of September. And I said, right, well, and she says, I'm gonna read on everything that you need to do, and you need to read out everything that you're doing so that we're on the same page. We're forgetting the child stuff and all this kind of. I looked at it. We just came back from uh Manchester this morning. I walked in and looked and it's still on the fridge, you know what it says not one thing on the 1st of September. It says, put um put the bread in the freezer, and that and that's it. It says nothing after the rest of the whole month. And then I says, I just caught myself on. I was like, What the flick?

SPEAKER_03: 18:15

She can only trust you to do one thing a month. And it's at the level of putting the bread in the middle.

SPEAKER_01: 18:20

No, because we bought two loaves at the same time. She was out and she bought a loaf, and then I look how hard up the point. I bought a loaf, so we had two loaves, and I was like, Well, that one's gonna go to date. So I was like, put one in the freezer.

SPEAKER_03: 18:33

Did you take it out though? The drama in West Belfast has really changed from a few years ago, wasn't it? I think do you know what I mean? Now it's like time just to be tough. And I was like, Oh my god, we've bought two loaves. Two loaves. We bought two loaves, it's gonna go out of date.

SPEAKER_01: 18:45

I don't know, she like she's here. Like the food shopping the ball and all time, we're like, fuck, we've milking her. And like no, but you flatter and give knowledge.

SPEAKER_03: 18:58

I'll have to give that out to somebody. I couldn't let that butter. I couldn't let hold the butter.

SPEAKER_01: 19:06

Keep the butter.

SPEAKER_03: 19:07

Nobody wants that big head at that. This is our first time being a guest anywhere, you know, Sean. Is it not? Well as a duo, I as a duo. We have loads coming up.

SPEAKER_01: 19:19

But Bimbo Booch and Sean McComb. I guess it's like Anonymous. Anonymous. Is there we better ring in here? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03: 19:27

What could her what could his nickname be?

SPEAKER_01: 19:29

The Bimbo the Booch and the Boxer.

SPEAKER_03: 19:32

Oh Chapel B.

SPEAKER_01: 19:34

Triple B.

SPEAKER_05: 19:35

Brilliant. I was gonna say, like my bowl size, I'm not even fucking anywhere. I'm gonna be negative in it.

SPEAKER_01: 19:41

You're going underway. You're coming under black.

SPEAKER_05: 20:06

Oh my god. Don't get us cancelled. Don't get us cancelled.

SPEAKER_01: 20:10

Oh it's my fault, can't so it's it's all cool here. That's what I said.

SPEAKER_03: 20:18

We'll send the boxer.

SPEAKER_01: 20:18

Yeah, I'll go down and do slab him.

SPEAKER_03: 20:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 20:21

I'll go and slap them.

SPEAKER_05: 20:23

Because I was asking Emer, would she could she fight? I was asking who would want to fight between me and Emer. Who would you think? Who do you think?

SPEAKER_01: 20:29

I don't know. Like you you I would say you've got the long reach. And I would say you've got the size of me. But you've got I would say you have way better head movement than I do.

SPEAKER_03: 20:38

I can move my head. You need to move more on your fucking head. Your spinal is your spinal. She she might not be able to move at all. I can just beat you.

SPEAKER_01: 20:46

You'd be laughing around the room. You're fucking sticking on the board to her back for support.

SPEAKER_05: 20:52

She says to me down there when we were walking down to get something to eat. Do you what are you laughing at? You're gate. You have a funny gate leg, but it's only because of your disability. Do you ever get worried about people thinking you're full because of the way you walk? I says, Not but I do not know. I don't wild gate Tommy.

SPEAKER_01: 21:11

It's gonna make it worse, dude. When you when you discover something like it, do you ever see like when you were your kid and you if you went out drinking and you were going to the house and you were drunk and you were trying to hit it, you almost made it look more that's the way you're gonna be now. You're gonna be like even more on it. And it's gonna be more obvious.

SPEAKER_05: 21:30

The more I try not to do lump, I may as well just go down my knees and start walking along my knees.

SPEAKER_03: 21:36

It wasn't actually I think it was because you were going down the stairs. It text me we went.

SPEAKER_01: 21:40

Just get rollerblades for dress like the we girls, the girls and the rollerblades back in the sandwich.

SPEAKER_03: 21:49

Yeah, oh the pillars. You're like the pink ladies. This is red eam or not pink. The red ladies are agrees.

SPEAKER_05: 21:57

Oh, like the reason why I wore red is because has sign is red.

SPEAKER_01: 22:03

Oh did you match to the sign? No, I match, but nothing.

SPEAKER_03: 22:06

Right then, well, I matched the chair.

SPEAKER_01: 22:08

I told you she has autism.

SPEAKER_03: 22:11

I know I actually I actually do think she's autistic.

SPEAKER_05: 22:15

I've had that many times that I don't even have to get out anytime.

SPEAKER_01: 22:19

Loads of people, a lot of people haven't diagnosed like.

SPEAKER_05: 22:22

I know, I definitely do.

SPEAKER_01: 22:24

But there's a lot of fucking shit on here recently about like, did you see all the stuff like Donald Trump saying, What's going on?

SPEAKER_03: 22:31

I don't know. Did you see her channel about that? Who Donald? Not your oh my Donald's Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_01: 22:37

First name's Donald didn't finish.

SPEAKER_03: 22:40

Donald texted her, messaged her. Big D, I did. Um Big D little P. He um, yeah. Hey, the stuff was all he said, Tylenol gives you. Tylenol increases the So with Ty Tylenol, paracetamol. Yeah, it's parasitically. Well the thing I so I put up a post being like, well, it's just a video, but it was just taking a hand, like, and it was saying, like, you know, if paracetamol gave you if if a mom taking paracetamol made you autistic, nobody in Ireland would be autistic because mass in Ireland don't take painkillers. Like they think painkillers are the devil. Like they're like, if they broke their back like yourself, they were like, oh, it'll be fine. It'll be grand sweep. But post saying that as a joke. I've had loads of people support Donald Trump in the comments. Say what? Being like, um, Donald Trump was actually quoting a Harvard study, and blah blah blah. And Donald Trump wouldn't say something that's not true. And I was like, Have you been alive for the last eight years? So people were saying eight days. Yeah, people were saying all this stuff. Loads of people were like taking the hand out of him, being like, Yeah, this is idiotic. But lots of people were like, do your research and you will discover people are the research. I am exactly research.

SPEAKER_00: 23:52

You're a bad one.

SPEAKER_03: 23:53

I was like, my mom didn't take anything. Like I'm snorting at high level, and I'm riddled. She took she took nothing. She knows holy water she was down in it. Exactly. Um, so yeah, I don't know where they I don't know where they get the stuff.

SPEAKER_01: 24:05

People are so invested in American politics here, it's it's it's weird.

SPEAKER_03: 24:08

It's because it's like a pantomime. It's it's like it's like Carnation Street. It's probably because they can talk about their own.

SPEAKER_01: 24:14

I think we should just that's true. I actually think it would be good crack to give him a greater presidency, as much as I don't think he's any good of a person or anything. It would be just because it would just be a pantomime. It would be chaos.

SPEAKER_03: 24:26

It would just be exactly like America. Yeah, yeah, it yes, it would be. It would be oh my god, it would be chaos. Funny funny. Just have shadow boxing every morning.

SPEAKER_01: 24:35

He just that's all he does. He just he just internationally a shadow boxing. He's on he's on the back of his big yet. He has a yad, like a Lavergini yad, and he's just always shadow boxing, he's everywhere.

SPEAKER_03: 24:45

So what's a crack show? Is he a really good fighter? I know he's a boxer, like or what is he? Mm-hmm. Is he a boxer or MMA?

SPEAKER_01: 24:50

What's is he which is MMA, but he boxed, he fought for me. Well, there's more money in boxing than. Right.

SPEAKER_03: 24:56

So I was gonna say, how how is he so rich then? And is that is that where you're going and we will stay friends? Yeah. No, how is he so rich?

SPEAKER_01: 25:05

He basically just when he broke into UFC, he just done all the talking. He was the first to sort of like we're boxing, it's been like it's been done anyway, but Muhammad Ali was probably one of the first ones to do it um in boxing, and then he just brought a UFC and just basically put a show on turn to like verbally. Ah, like he was a showman. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 25:26

I know it's not that he's the best fighter in the world.

SPEAKER_01: 25:28

Nah, definitely not. Nah, but at the time he won a world title, like he was a decent body's lunatic.

SPEAKER_05: 25:34

I remember seeing him his very one of his very first Andary in cage cage wars, is that cage wars, yeah. And he came out was 2010. I think this was 2010. He came out with Ken US glasses. Remember the shot glasses. Yeah, yeah, sure. And everyone was all hoot, and he was going mad like a shadow box in a way right now. And he won that fight, and then it ended up being McGregor.

SPEAKER_01: 25:54

There you go. See, he's always like he's always had a bit of madness in him.

SPEAKER_05: 25:59

Crazy. I think you have to be to get into a ring.

SPEAKER_01: 26:02

100%.

SPEAKER_05: 26:04

Sorry. Forgot that you're just in one of that or not.

SPEAKER_01: 26:07

Nah, there's a wee bit of madness in everyone. Who does who does like combat sports? It has to be.

SPEAKER_03: 26:14

Have you always done that since you were a kid?

SPEAKER_01: 26:16

Yeah, but I had my first fight when I was eight.

SPEAKER_03: 26:19

Oh my god. I could never I could never my son play.

SPEAKER_01: 26:23

So it's like 25 years.

SPEAKER_05: 26:24

He's only a baby, didn't it? I would get under the ring and kill the old side.

SPEAKER_01: 26:28

First fight when I was eight.

SPEAKER_05: 26:30

And do you want your son to go and do boxing?

SPEAKER_01: 26:32

If he wants. I just want to do whatever he wants. I just want him to do it. But he's at the dinner, he's gonna get a fucking danger off me. He's put my head in. What age is that? Four.

SPEAKER_03: 26:41

I'm squaring up there. Do you see his belt here?

SPEAKER_01: 26:46

But he he loves boxing, like, because they bring in the football and bringing the all like gillick and all that kind of. But he loves boxing. But he's had a little boxing because he's too young.

SPEAKER_05: 26:54

He's so young.

SPEAKER_01: 26:55

Because insurance now, I don't even think insurance covers you until they're like ten.

SPEAKER_05: 27:00

I don't even know you had to get insurance for it.

SPEAKER_01: 27:01

Yeah, well, yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 27:05

They wouldn't really know the whether to keep it in the ring or take it out to the street or turn into the school.

SPEAKER_01: 27:10

But he's gonna go to wrestling like Krapplin knows a like WWE. Brazilian JJ. Like the American wrestling. No, no, it's like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu's like Kraplin sort of thing. Which I think's good. Because if I was actually speaking about this the other day to someone, if you're in another case in a nightclub and you just grab someone, just tie them up and restrain them, you're not getting trouble. But if you hit someone, you can get done for like muscle or a time to murder or anything.

SPEAKER_03: 27:38

So hold, don't hit. Right. Hold, don't hit it. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_00: 27:42

See?

SPEAKER_03: 27:43

That's just very educational. You could hold, you could hold the whole nightclub. You hold them all.

SPEAKER_01: 27:51

Everyone's rocking the day.

SPEAKER_05: 27:55

I think are my arms that long? No, you're starting to give me a complex about my arms. No, I've stopped wearing the tops that go here that make my arms extra long. I've taken a good bit of length off with wearing a t-shirt today. I think so. They're not that long. But they're I don't know. Are they long?

SPEAKER_01: 28:15

They're long.

SPEAKER_05: 28:17

I wish we had it in there. No, they're not.

SPEAKER_01: 28:21

See, when you put your hands out where is that about to be the size of your head? Is that about to be your head? Isn't it? And everything's your feet, so your feet must be my.

SPEAKER_05: 28:31

No, I have very small feet and I have a big feet.

SPEAKER_01: 28:35

See? So you like people say from your wrist to your elbows, like the size your foot.

SPEAKER_03: 28:40

Is that the size of your foot?

SPEAKER_01: 28:41

My foot's the size of it, so big feet.

SPEAKER_03: 28:46

I was gonna say you're about big feet. Seven and a half. Big feet. Are you four?

SPEAKER_05: 28:52

It's small for a guy, especially six feet. You're like me. Do we have Marfin syndrome? Well, is that a few? It's when you're small. When you're really tall, but your hands and feet are small.

SPEAKER_01: 29:03

My hands are alright.

SPEAKER_05: 29:04

Well, his hands are huge.

SPEAKER_03: 29:06

Ah, they're big enough.

SPEAKER_01: 29:08

Bigger hands, actually.

SPEAKER_03: 29:09

They look massive when he's holding that bottle. Don't they? They look huge.

SPEAKER_01: 29:16

I think I'm starting to turn you over a little bit.

SPEAKER_03: 30:00

Bring good man. See, bring good man. He told you she was a domestic. He did a good man. There was nothing wrong with it.

SPEAKER_05: 30:14

I think it's because she knows you've money now that you've won your fight, maybe. Did he get money for it? I don't know, did she?

unknown: 30:20

Yep.

SPEAKER_05: 30:20

Did you get money for it?

SPEAKER_01: 30:21

Yeah. But she's professional boxing, so he's all professional boxing. Skin nah. That's good. Nah. I booked the holiday one in this one. I booked the holiday to go two weeks ago. Not two weeks ago. I was meant to go flat. I booked it easy to go, but it'll be perfect as we booked it. It's perfect to go. The crate.

SPEAKER_00: 30:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_01: 30:44

And my flight was on uh an MIFA card now, like two years later. For like two weeks after holiday. So I told her that I was to take her mad.

SPEAKER_05: 30:57

I thought you messed out.

SPEAKER_01: 30:58

And she was like, no, I'm gonna try. So the letter is put her back till next week, so we're gonna go to the house.

SPEAKER_03: 31:02

Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_01: 31:04

So you tell her.

SPEAKER_03: 31:06

Would you not be able to go on holidays like the I've had a fair up now?

SPEAKER_01: 31:11

So you just eat and drink shit and then you just definitely not lose ten pounds in five days.

SPEAKER_03: 31:17

Is it really a str it must be do you have to train every day?

SPEAKER_01: 31:19

Yeah, train every day.

SPEAKER_03: 31:20

That wouldn't be the life for me.

SPEAKER_05: 31:21

Do you be very grumpy by the when you're not able to eat certain food?

SPEAKER_01: 31:24

Fate week, you'd be very no one I say grumpy is the wrong word. I I'm very impatient. I like that all the time. Intolerant. Yep. I don't have like I just have no patience for anyone like people just animal people, traffic, stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03: 31:43

Just on fight week or fight all the time?

SPEAKER_01: 31:45

Just fight week.

SPEAKER_03: 31:45

Like what calories are you eating a day on fight week?

SPEAKER_01: 31:48

Fight week? Like I don't even think calories, I just buried eating anything. Jesus. It's just me.

SPEAKER_05: 31:52

How the hell do you have the energy to fight then?

SPEAKER_01: 31:54

You'd be exhausted.

SPEAKER_03: 31:55

Do you have to like after you get weighed in, do you have to bulk up again?

SPEAKER_01: 31:58

Yeah, you just do what you want then.

SPEAKER_03: 31:59

And do not then like on how how quick then is it to the fight?

SPEAKER_01: 32:02

The next 36 hours. Oh my god. I'll be bloated.

SPEAKER_03: 32:06

I'll be I'll be full of Chinese. I'd be like, I would be able to fight.

SPEAKER_01: 32:09

Yeah, that's carb loaded. Like, do you pizza? What?

SPEAKER_03: 32:14

Do you eat pizza and all?

SPEAKER_01: 32:16

Pizza, pasta, whatever you want.

SPEAKER_03: 32:17

Oh, that would hold me back.

SPEAKER_01: 32:19

But whatever you can go and eat what you want, but you have to eat something that's gonna be good for you.

SPEAKER_03: 32:25

Like give you a bit of energy.

SPEAKER_01: 32:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 32:27

Oh my god. I couldn't do it. There's something like that.

SPEAKER_01: 32:31

But there's like loads of like it's it's not just a case of going and eat the teenies. Oh, go and eat the teenies. But it's like fuel your body with the right stuff as much as you can.

SPEAKER_05: 32:41

I think Emer's thinking about becoming a boxer.

SPEAKER_03: 32:43

Honestly, I am. I think you'd be really good. Is there uh like an obese weight class? Is there actually heavyweight? Is there heavy, heavy, heavyweight? Because I think I'd be me with somebody like you, somebody small, I'd crush them to death. Emer, you're wild about to me.

SPEAKER_01: 32:56

I don't think there's girls heavyweight. I think it stops it. Or maybe a similar wrestler.

SPEAKER_03: 33:02

I think it stops it. You think it stops it well?

SPEAKER_01: 33:03

No, I think it's I think girls' weights, like because you're heavyweight, it's like a hundred kilos plus is like how much is it?

SPEAKER_05: 33:11

How many? Slime less than that.

SPEAKER_01: 33:12

100 kilos. Just about 100 kilos would be like what's a what 14, 15 stone maybe? 15 stone?

SPEAKER_03: 33:20

100 kilos is probably maybe 16 stone. Let me look it up.

SPEAKER_01: 33:25

Here we go. So that's heavy when you get her into your own. It's the first time I've ever not been the heaviest weight for it. In box in girls boxing, I think it might be 80 kilograms. Right. And plus is 80.

SPEAKER_03: 33:35

I'm I'm definitely well over. Just you go on the men. Alright, 16 stone. Can I go on? Can I identify? People are gonna beat the shit out of me.

SPEAKER_05: 33:43

Kill me! You get knocked out of your men.

SPEAKER_01: 33:46

A girl who won the Olympic gold medal while she was a f I found out that she was aye.

SPEAKER_05: 33:51

So what is the crack? Is she a fella? Or is it a girl?

SPEAKER_01: 33:54

I still don't know.

SPEAKER_05: 33:57

No, I've heard so much conflicting news. She was reports on it.

SPEAKER_03: 34:04

Testosterone of some sort. I thought it was somebody who was somebody who was intersex.

SPEAKER_01: 34:10

I don't really know that because she's she's like Moroccan. So they're like they're against it.

SPEAKER_03: 34:15

Against what?

SPEAKER_01: 34:16

Like transgenders and all this kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03: 34:18

Aye, but I think she was intersex, which isn't transgender. Intersex is where you're born with both both. So on the outside, on the outside he's like imagine what he can do. So on the outside you might be female, but inside you can have like male reproductive organs. Has its own glory that is so str that is so weird. How would you use it on yourself? You can't. I know that's it. And the person doesn't know until usually they try to have a baby or something, and they're like, Why can't I not get pregnant?

SPEAKER_01: 34:46

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03: 34:47

And then they realise so back in the day, like years and years and years ago, if a kid came out and it was they used to say that they had ambiguous genitalia when they were born. So the doctors would just make a choice and be like, Oh, they would decide. I'm gonna make this a boy, I'm gonna make this girl and cut or clue something either way.

SPEAKER_01: 35:03

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03: 35:04

I know, and they used to not tell the people because I follow the scare.

SPEAKER_01: 35:06

Yeah, sure, you know, growing up, you would never know what's going on.

SPEAKER_03: 35:08

You wouldn't know, I follow the scare on TikTok or something, and she has she it's complete androgen and sensitivity. So I think she grew up and was a girl, looks like a girl and all this here, and has like girl parts, but whenever she was a certain age, they told her she had this condition, and a few of her aunties had it this complete androgen and sensitivity condition, and she educated people on TikTok, and um they told her that she had it and it meant that she could never have a baby, but it was because on the inside she had like male reproductive. I know I know. Now she has I think she she must have adopted a kid, like she's married, has she has a husband all this year and just looks like a woman, but this insensitivity that she has is that I don't know why I did that because she has it. That's what I was gonna say. Is that not a fake? This insensitivity that she has is like it means that her testosterone wasn't able to develop properly, right? Okay. So nothing developed on the outside, just on the inside. So the air kind of was all fuck that we're just gonna be. Well, do you know when everybody you know when everybody is in the womb when you're developing? I think everyone starts off as girls. They do? That's why boys have nipples. Uh yeah, because your men have no need for nipples. Nipples are for breastfeeding. So everyone starts as a girl.

SPEAKER_01: 36:22

You learn something every day. Every day, sorry.

SPEAKER_03: 36:24

Oh no, here we go. What do you say everybody?

SPEAKER_01: 36:25

You learn something every day. Every day.

SPEAKER_03: 36:29

Do you remember in the Olympics like years ago, there was that runner, semi semenia or something? Do you remember that, Ryan? There was a runner and it was a woman. She looked incredibly masculine and she kept winning. And then they were like, She's a man and she's mad. But I think she was maybe under sex as well. Did it ever come up? But those women don't know, and then they're tested, and then someone's like, Oh, you've got male hormones, and they're like, What? So I don't think those women actually I think we need to get you tested. I think it tested test. I think those women don't actually know. And then there's an uproar because everyone's like, Oh, you're you're very manly. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_05: 37:02

Not me, but I mean that girl who boxed.

SPEAKER_01: 37:06

Well, I don't really know what she gets tripped then I offer goal. Oh, that's she gets taken off.

SPEAKER_05: 37:12

But if that's not her fault, that's very sad. I know. She'd have to prove it. She definitely didn't know.

SPEAKER_01: 37:18

I know. Like, how would that be?

SPEAKER_03: 37:20

But how would she know? Sure, they would know they would know that she didn't know if she hadn't had medical tests or but it's like female basketball players in America. Like some of them are seven foot and some of them are so masculine looking. Like they obviously have more testosterone. Women do have testosterone, but they do have testosterone, but a small amount and it doesn't express the same way. But they must like see those seven-foot female basketball players who look like who look like guys big like jawbones, big cheekbones, everything, like not really any chest. Like, sure, no offense. Surely surely they must have like massive amounts of testosterone to have developed like testosterone causes you to develop a big jaw and heavy eyebrow and all this here. Like that's what testosterone does. Big shoulders, long arms. Like, that's what it does. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00: 38:12

Your Jason, she's on this on steroids.

SPEAKER_03: 38:15

She's on something.

SPEAKER_05: 38:17

And the spectrum. We're all on the spectrum.

SPEAKER_01: 38:23

Everybody, I say see one day, everyone's gonna be on some, everyone's gonna be on the spectrum, everybody. Like well, if you look at it, like everyone has do you know, like people talk about trauma and all this. Everyone has trauma. If you're gonna be trauma, like if something's gonna if you're gonna suffer from trauma, everyone has like an excuse almost like so I think people's gonna start using it more to their advantage. That's what I say, too.

SPEAKER_05: 38:47

And but they also use it for the like say they've done something wrong, people use their mental health and be like, oh, I didn't mean to, I have this, this, and this, but you can't use it like that.

SPEAKER_01: 39:00

You can't do that. Oh, you're right. You're gonna beat someone in a big, I've got another half. You're a man, you just paid up five women, I don't know. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05: 39:11

You just give up five women.

SPEAKER_01: 39:12

That's what happens.

SPEAKER_05: 39:13

That was very specific, wasn't it? Picture you being going under the the male heavywood though. I would pay to see that. Would you? I pay good five dollars.

SPEAKER_01: 39:23

The next sort of boxing, the the comedy one, you should get it.

SPEAKER_03: 39:26

Is there a comedy box?

SPEAKER_01: 39:29

And you get the comedy boxers.

SPEAKER_03: 39:30

But I would have to be with someone who was uh a girl, first of all. And someone who was um you have to be someone similar size to you. Who could we get? I swear to God, see if you say.

SPEAKER_05: 39:44

I'm trying my best.

SPEAKER_01: 39:47

What about there was a few girls? There was a few.

SPEAKER_03: 39:51

Well, Dona was in it, I think. Which how could I bear it with Diona? Diona be terrible. Uh Diona's tall. Uh Diona's really tall.

SPEAKER_01: 39:59

Brona, she fought Brona. Brona was in this match. She what? She fought Brona.

SPEAKER_03: 40:03

How's Brona said something else? Uh well, Brona is another community, but I but then I couldn't be with me, Brona because Brona's so much smaller than me.

SPEAKER_01: 40:10

Yeah, and she was so much smaller than that.

SPEAKER_03: 40:13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01: 40:14

I don't know who you just I think Brona had decided that she wanted to fed Dona because they were the only two sort of participants. Oh, right, okay. I think so. And then would Dion be six foot? She's she wouldn't be like maybe five's nine or something. Uh she's not like that.

SPEAKER_03: 40:29

Like that because uh Brona's probably five foot or maybe five foot two, but she's they would be real as much.

SPEAKER_01: 40:35

But I was like, what and even when I was taking like when she when Dion trained with me, I was like, This is this shouldn't be happening. Did you do her training? Yeah, she should they all train up nice. This shouldn't be happening.

SPEAKER_03: 40:44

Did you call it?

SPEAKER_01: 40:45

I was just like, fuck my this is gonna be bad. So I text Shane. As in like it would be hard for Brona because Dion is all and then I spoke to Tommy McCarthy and all they were training Brona, I think, and Patty McDonald stuff, and I says like Dona's too good for her, like she's massive as well. She's not like just massive, she's actually good, she's fucking strong as a ball.

SPEAKER_03: 41:07

Dion's probably really fit. Yeah, she works out a lot, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 41:10

She trains a lot, doesn't she? Obviously, you're gonna read gym videos on holiday. That's one thing I'll never do on holidays.

SPEAKER_03: 41:16

No, really, and you're a professional holidays or changes.

SPEAKER_01: 41:18

Holidays are holidays?

SPEAKER_03: 41:19

Alright. Holidays. Well, I do training holidays. I spend all the time in the pool playing my dolphin games. Denaerobics? Water aerobics.

SPEAKER_05: 41:27

No, I play I play dolphin. You threw the goggles on and let them sink and go down gold. How did you know? Because that's what my nine-year-old does.

SPEAKER_03: 41:32

Oh my god, we would have made me and Dan would have a great time on holidays.

SPEAKER_05: 41:35

He's what I would be discipled at the side. Yeah, you should be able to do it. Not everybody watching us.

SPEAKER_03: 41:41

Mummy, take a video of us doing handstands.

SPEAKER_05: 41:44

That'd be great. Mummy, don't you see my back foot? Well, more about people think she's my son. I know they do. Or downstairs there.

SPEAKER_01: 41:51

Did you hold her hand though? Drag her along.

SPEAKER_05: 41:54

Slap burst. I dad do that to the girl downstairs. I said, What do you want? No, you were a good boy in the shop instead of the girl. I was like, Thanks, Mommy. People care when people say we're a boyfriend's game.

SPEAKER_01: 42:07

Get her in like Spider-Man backpack or something.

SPEAKER_05: 42:11

One of them rings of a Spider-Man's game. It'd be so confusing when we're walking around here, Ballie Kelly. Everywhere we go, Ballie Claire. Bella Kelly.

SPEAKER_03: 42:25

What are they though when we walk in? See when we walk around, Ballet Claire. They look at us like we are two freaks. They think we are. So my theory is they think that I am a trans boy and she is a trans girl. So she's gone from male to female. I've gone from female to male. We're in a relationship, and they think I think they think we're here from some LA or somewhere. So we're very gay, you know, or alien lions. They just think, what the hell? So we're walking around and I'm like looking up at her and she's like stomping around. And like they just think, like, what are these? What they've never seen anything like this. When I open the door, my big arm comes on first.

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And everyone loves Slenderman.

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You are like Slenderman. Why are you so greasy? Why are you so flat oil? Were you oiling up?

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Oil up.

SPEAKER_03: 43:17

I thought a cookie for them. I thought this was something um else that's we were coming in.

SPEAKER_01: 43:24

We slip and slide.

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I thought this was after.

SPEAKER_03: 43:28

Is this after this podcast? That's after that.

SPEAKER_01: 43:31

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03: 43:32

We're going to the body clear slip.

SPEAKER_01: 43:34

Slipmasle, huh? Will you wrap and play a paddle? You should do that because you crack.

SPEAKER_03: 43:38

I would like to try that.

SPEAKER_01: 43:39

I matt there's one just running the corner. What is this? But she wouldn't be allowed to ball from the side of the court.

SPEAKER_05: 43:49

How do you play paddle board? Or paddleball? Oh, I thought you said paddle board. I've played pickleball.

SPEAKER_01: 43:54

It's similar, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05: 43:55

Yeah, I think so. I would like that. Are you would you be sporty? Aye. I would be aesthetic. Aye.

SPEAKER_01: 44:02

Why are you so going to run?

SPEAKER_03: 44:05

That's not her back just exploded. I thought she was. Even her back.

SPEAKER_01: 44:09

Her back even had enough of it.

SPEAKER_03: 44:11

Don't tell us.

SPEAKER_01: 44:12

Her back was fair up, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03: 44:13

What happened? Oh, I wouldn't hear what I thought would happen to her, right? I was I was talking to my brother, and we had put up um a clip because we only met recently. I was on her mental health podcast because we were both mental. And uh I was on it, and um she was saying about her back and all this here, and then we put up a clip, and my brother was told me, I really like that clip you put up, who's that blonde? And I says, Oh, she's oh it's Jenna. She's had a terrible time, the whole thing. And he was like, Why? What's happened? And he says, I see, I see she got a I see she got a nose job, wasn't that it? And I says, Yeah, yeah, she got a nose job. Um, and I said, She actually she actually got that because she was in a really horrific car accident, and in the car accident, she broke her back, then she got divorced, he couldn't deal with the care and responsibilities. Um, and then because Viceno I thought this was true. I had convinced, and I was like, and her poor nose they needed to do something about it, and I was like, um He was like, Oh my god, oh my god, that's terrible. And I said, I know, feel terribly sorry for her. Like she's been through a lot of it. And I said, you know, from the car accident, she's obviously disfigured, and he says, and is she gonna get the rest of her face fixed? I was like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05: 45:34

We must find out. So she came and me and work and was like, tell me, brother, what your fucking accident and knowing your fist disfigured as well. I was never in a car accident in my life.

SPEAKER_03: 45:45

Here she was, I was never in a car accident. I was like, oh no. I was telling everybody. I was telling my grandday, let a candle for her. I was telling my parents, my brother, and my brother liked her more after I said about all the horrific things that she'd been through. And he was like, God help her, that's terrible. And then he started following me. That's right. And that's what he said. He said, I felt so sorry for her. I nearly paid to subscribe to her podcast, but I didn't rest. So he said um he felt really bad. So then I was she she was like, I wasn't in a car accident, and I was like, but what happened? Your your back? And she was like, Oh, I had a syndrome where my spine just went, and I was like, I'm what am I having your face? And she was like, This is just my face. This is how you were born, yeah. And I was like, Oh god, so it was a birthday thing. So yeah, I was telling everyone about that, but I must have heard a story at the at a similar time about someone who was in a car accident and broke their back. But I thought it was her, and I was telling everybody, God help this poor girl. And she's trying to make the best of her life, and she started a wee podcast and uh give her a wee like and a share and she has a back brace now.

SPEAKER_05: 46:56

I was wondering why my balls were going up.

SPEAKER_01: 46:59

Do you wear a back brace?

SPEAKER_05: 47:00

I do sometimes I keep her back straight. Does it keep you like I think it had tight? How many back braces do you have all?

SPEAKER_00: 47:17

My big back.

SPEAKER_05: 47:20

It's a different thing. Do you ever see the woman in Africa and they wear all the rings around their neck?

SPEAKER_01: 47:27

Yeah, I just go on. You're fucking called up. You keep going and going and going.

SPEAKER_03: 47:33

The point is you're not even that tall. You're that tall, my friend. Are they taller than me? Hey, I'm mum and sister taller than you. I think you'd probably see them up there up the close. Yeah, they are they are taller than you.

SPEAKER_05: 47:44

The point that I am one of the smallest in my family. Jeez. They're fucking biggary. Are they your sisters? Aye. I have a niece. About your height. Six foot niece. Six foot niece. I'm gonna call her from there. Six foot niece.

SPEAKER_03: 47:59

I mean, and I say, Oh, you must be six foot niece. She's the only person I stand beside and she makes me feel small. Really? Well, now obviously I take the hand out of your height so much, but I am very sensitive about my height. Because all my siblings are really tall. Like my brother is probably a bit taller than you. My other brother's maybe 5'11, my sister and my mum are both really, really tall. But then I'm five foot six and a half, which is slightly bigger than average height. But they have always made fun of my height, so I'm really insecure about my height. So your mum did bring you down to my level. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05: 48:34

Your mommy did tick tight and all tick so you stopped developing.

SPEAKER_03: 48:41

No, you know, I th well I was I was the runter. But you can't. No, you know, I think it was because of my tism and I didn't eat properly as a kid. Do you think that stunted my growth? Sure, I used to eat cigarette butts and rocks and all.

SPEAKER_01: 48:52

That's a Power Barnes. Power Barnes is a firm believer that boxing because his his brothers are big like stunted his growth. And he's he's a firm believer that boxing stunted his growth.

SPEAKER_05: 49:03

Oh, the knocks in the head.

SPEAKER_01: 49:05

Just baby. But it can you know. If you get hit the hat and he's not getting shorter, he'd just gotten shorter and shorter, his legs were pending. Someone jumped on his back, his legs were pending.

SPEAKER_05: 49:29

I seen a thing the other day on TikTok because it's so credible if it's on TikTok. Um, a boy was getting rabbit punched in the back of the head or something. Like an illegal rabbit. Rabbit punches are illegal.

SPEAKER_01: 49:47

They're illegal?

SPEAKER_05: 49:48

Rabbit punches are illegal. Oh, what is it? I actually don't know, but it's from behind. Excuse me? From from behind, like the back of the head. Oh, like punching the back of the head.

SPEAKER_01: 49:59

That's or the film called it. I don't know what it's called.

SPEAKER_05: 50:01

Oh, the subital lube. But the boy kept getting hit and it chewed you, and then he was paralyzed and like paralysed. But you can't you can't really really.

unknown: 50:10

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05: 50:11

He was doing when he was down.

SPEAKER_01: 50:13

Oh, I haven't heard of the back.

SPEAKER_05: 50:17

That's illegal. Are you allowed to hit somebody in the back of the head? No.

SPEAKER_01: 50:20

No, but it happens like I haven't hit the back of the head. Depends on what way you move. If you move like your head or don't.

SPEAKER_03: 50:27

That's my basic question. But do you wear gloves?

SPEAKER_01: 50:29

Yeah. Yeah, that's a bare knuckle fighter.

SPEAKER_03: 50:33

But those the back roots. What do you call 'em? What do you call him? Carnaval McGregor. Corvette.

SPEAKER_01: 50:39

Ted Barber. Ted Barber McGee.

SPEAKER_03: 50:52

Keep it from himself. Like, does he not do bare knuckles? He does.

SPEAKER_01: 50:59

He owns a bar knuckle. He actually owns a bar knuckle organization now, but you're just saying he owns a bare knuckle.

SPEAKER_03: 51:04

I was like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 51:08

But he he he wore like four-inch gloves. Are there certain colors? They're not like boxing gloves. Or like fingerless.

SPEAKER_03: 51:15

Like the weave pads where you pull back the front butt. I cleaned weakening.

SPEAKER_01: 51:21

I can imagine you. I can imagine you just talking around party or see meds on the.

SPEAKER_04: 51:27

I might not. Why can people talk to them? I'm all sorry, I might stop.

SPEAKER_03: 51:38

She said, I don't know everyone downstairs. And I was all day. I was saying I'm going downstairs, you get a salted chili chicken wrap, salted chili chicken wrap. I don't eat the same thing all the time, salted chili chicken wrap. And we went down, and the girl at the table was like, What would you like? And I said, same thing I had last time, salted chili chicken wrap. And she and she said, We don't have any salted chili chicken left. And she said, My son's gonna have a meltdown, and everybody's gonna have an autistic meltdown. And I was like, Well, it's just isn't good, no. What am I supposed to order? And she was like, Do you want playing chicken? And I was like, It's even worse. I know, that's worse than no chicken.

SPEAKER_05: 52:08

Uh and everyone was looking at us again.

SPEAKER_03: 52:10

It just brought me back to the trauma. But I think we could probably could you train us to box?

SPEAKER_00: 52:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 52:17

Can you not box as a duo, like tennis, playing doubles? Is it a thing? Good.

SPEAKER_01: 52:21

Yeah, it would be good. Is it a thing? There was something like that in Russia years ago. Ah, Evan Dragon. Russian to get home. That's Evan Drago, it's a Rocky. You're like Sylvester Stallone. He's a big Evan Dragon. Okay, sad mouth. He's a long man or something. He's a big tall blonde thing. You're Evan Drago, and you're fucking ballboard.

SPEAKER_03: 52:45

See, but I've never seen Rocky. She probably doesn't see it neither. You're a young movie. Well, so's he. He's young too. What age are you?

SPEAKER_01: 52:56

Guess.

SPEAKER_03: 52:59

33? We're exactly the same age.

SPEAKER_01: 53:01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03: 53:01

I knew we don't. Huh? That's Ivan Drago. You do look like him. I can't see, I have no glasses on. Oh, please bring it over.

unknown: 53:08

Right, right.

SPEAKER_05: 53:09

My son says I look like um a Swedish footballer with my hair back. And I says, Oh, which girl? And he goes, No, the man.

SPEAKER_03: 53:15

You do look a wee bit. Look at this.

SPEAKER_05: 53:18

Swedish are handsome. They look like him.

SPEAKER_01: 53:20

Ivan Drago. No, I don't know. And Rocky Bulbo.

SPEAKER_03: 53:22

He's got Rocky Bulbo by your chest.

SPEAKER_05: 53:24

Savers are still only. I just checking out his pegs.

SPEAKER_01: 53:28

Oh, I guess. There you go.

SPEAKER_03: 53:29

I must would you recommend Rocky?

SPEAKER_01: 53:31

It's a good show, yeah. It's it's it's like it'll make you want to fight them. You know, because he's like he starts off as like an underdog. He starts off as like an underdog fighter. And and do you know what's a good do you know what's a true story? Do you know that Rocky Balboa sold his dog?

SPEAKER_03: 53:49

I heard this.

SPEAKER_01: 53:50

And then he bought it back when he became famous.

SPEAKER_03: 53:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 53:53

That's interesting.

SPEAKER_03: 53:54

I never heard of it. He sold his dog to well, he was really out of cash, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_01: 53:58

He he had that stupid Rocky wrote. He wrote a story about Rocky, and then he tried to sell it at a production company or something, and they said Did he did Sylvester Slow and Right?

SPEAKER_02: 54:07

He wrote it. Um that's why like Rocky won is pretty much like his life story writing Rocky. Because he literally was like Was he a boxer really? I don't know, but he was like on his last legs, and it was like this is the last thing I want to do.

SPEAKER_01: 54:24

Last hurrah. It was like all or nothing. So he got rid of it. He sold his dog for an extra couple of years.

SPEAKER_00: 54:29

If they don't support him, he's he's not doing well. No, I think he's age is it now?

SPEAKER_01: 54:37

Seventy.

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Tulsa king doesn't.

SPEAKER_01: 54:39

Tulsa king, uh that's that's a little network. I might watch it. He's so he sold his dog for an extra bit of cash.

SPEAKER_05: 54:47

Cache?

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Cache. Cash.

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Cache?

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Cache.

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Long cache.

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Cash? Cash? Cash. Cash.

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Cash. Cash.

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Cache.

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Do you know what cash is in Irish? Cheese.

SPEAKER_05: 55:03

Oh, is that why they call it cheese?

SPEAKER_00: 55:05

Cheese.

SPEAKER_05: 55:05

Is it? Oh that's cool.

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See?

SPEAKER_05: 55:08

I never knew that. And I Irish me learn Irish, is that? Well you learn Irish. From Mukara?

SPEAKER_03: 55:14

Oh Jesus Christ. She fancies us well.

SPEAKER_01: 55:17

She told me all about it. Did she? She sent me the electric picnic. She said, tell me all about it.

SPEAKER_03: 55:22

With a f with a uh message from in Irish. And what was it?

SPEAKER_01: 55:28

I can't rem Or while I call Ilumanak. She my mate, Fictor Ed. He's actually learning. But uh yeah. He says, What can I say this bird now? She speaks further. And he says, Go and say her well I call the Ilumanak. Which just means do you want to go to bed a minute? Mess a bit. And he went straight over her while I call Ilumanak. So he's still there stay. He's never forgotten. And he says that every single bird speaks to it. It never works. He keeps asking. He just keeps running around and go, well I call Ilumanak.

SPEAKER_05: 56:04

Well, I've been learning Irish. So that I because I thought that Emer because so Emer was playing at an electric picnic and so was Nikap. And I thought this is the closest that I will ever be to the love of my life, Emir. I was just thinking. And then I was like, right, I need to think of something fast so that I can tell them in Irish because they will fancy me. If I'd be able to really think fast. And and it took me di weeks months to learn two words.

SPEAKER_01: 56:36

That's a hard, it's a hard language. What were the words?

SPEAKER_03: 56:38

Scragmisha. Scragmisha.

SPEAKER_01: 56:41

Scragmisha.

SPEAKER_03: 56:42

So she asked me to tell her.

SPEAKER_01: 56:44

Did you share that?

SPEAKER_03: 56:45

I said Scragmisha. Do you know what I mean? Scragmisha. Fuck me. Right, fucking. So I was just I was just shouting at Remy with everyone who had been educated in the Southern Irish education system who all I'm sure spoke fluent Irish. And I was just shouting it all around me. Scragmisha, Scrag Misha, Scrag Misha. People were looking at me. I I didn't know what it meant. I thought it was like, you know, my all my love. Or best wish.

SPEAKER_05: 57:11

More or less meant all my love and all. I didn't have time to learn that. So that's the best thing.

SPEAKER_03: 57:16

Well I did, right?

SPEAKER_01: 57:17

I think you blew your chances.

SPEAKER_05: 57:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 57:20

You finally blew your chances.

SPEAKER_05: 57:21

I think I think I did. He didn't respond. He didn't even look at me. I think the restraining order coming through. So it was enough. There was a huge crowd.

SPEAKER_01: 57:28

Diversity then uh my read show me now recently like all these things. People are going, who's the lucky girl or some lucky what what goes on here? Like the like the TikTok things. Like it's like McCarr on stage and people are writing like some lucky one, some lucky can't get the writing, or something like that. God, I've never seen that. But there's loads of them, but all these is like, look, this is like a trend where it's like all fancy. About him. About him and Mowgli Bob. Mowgli Bob.

SPEAKER_05: 57:59

I kind of feel alright now because I remember where is the youngest. They all look the same to me. One wears a f um what do you call that? Belly Clover.

SPEAKER_03: 58:08

Are they not all belly clubs?

SPEAKER_05: 58:09

There's one about there's two who look the same. Yeah, they kind of do look similar. They're dark-haired. I know I don't think they do, but she just doesn't like men.

SPEAKER_03: 58:20

No, but no, you don't do it after today's podcast. I do know. You're a fan boy. They do look he be wee, but my tapies be feminine. Hey, as a wee twinkler, we tank. I get mistakes. Remember, I got mistaken for being a twink in the game. People should play a game as it's a twink or a lesbian.

SPEAKER_05: 58:42

They do have to know. Is that a man or a woman? I know, I'll be mistaken for that. Easy mistake to make. It is an easy mistake. But sorry, what's the trend going around about my boyfriend? I'm gonna look him. I'm gonna look him up.

SPEAKER_01: 58:55

Says like, who's the lucky girl or something? Like or something like that.

SPEAKER_03: 58:58

Oh, he's part of a girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01: 59:00

I think so. I think they're both too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 59:02

What's his name again? Mokara.

SPEAKER_01: 59:04

Mokara, but I don't know if you know if he uses TikTok.

SPEAKER_05: 59:06

No, he doesn't have it. No, I'm just looking up this Google images. He has to know such a majority.

SPEAKER_01: 59:11

She's gonna make a TikTok forum and like no, you should find it out.

SPEAKER_05: 59:16

It's like you should get a big boy.

SPEAKER_03: 59:20

It's very young now. General age you.

SPEAKER_01: 59:22

You should get a yeah. He's very younger. I was last week. I was in London last week.

SPEAKER_05: 59:28

That's live footage of him today. Him, J No no, no, that's a while ago.

SPEAKER_01: 59:33

That's that's him. Yeah, it's like he was in court like two days ago. That's what he is a court photo.

SPEAKER_03: 59:37

Oh yeah, it is. And he cap rapper Mo Cara arrives at court. That's him. That's him two days ago. Oh, what's that there? He's right. Nothing. Like a shelf or something.

SPEAKER_01: 59:50

Yeah. You should get like a big cardboard cut out of him and just carry around and move everywhere.

SPEAKER_05: 59:55

If I walked around with him, they would definitely think that's my song.

SPEAKER_01: 59:58

100%. Bath of the sink. Fried little.

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:04

Oh, I used to look at half of the sink. I would say he's short as well, wouldn't he?

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:08

Yeah, it's short enough.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:09

You might as well get the back of the sink of the huge family down and stay done. Yeah. Oh, I used to look at the bath in the sink. I don't remember. My pair of brothers would be eating them in extra kitchen.

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:23

Splash them in. Slip slaying on the counters.

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:35

Oh yeah. We had there's four all sisters. Do we all got around the bath together? It was fucking four of us in the bath.

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:41

Four in the bath.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:42

We all got bath too. There's two of us, two girls. We all got bath together. Turn gay, seeing each other. Not for me. I know, I know. I mean, never mind the sibling. Ship bud. I know it's weird, like, isn't it? Well, it's not weird when you're a kid.

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:59

I don't think it happens anymore.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:00

Doesn't matter in a bathroom.

SPEAKER_01: 1:01:02

I think back in the day we didn't have much money, like, to keep heating on and sort of heating and stuff.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:06

So, like your water was hot.

SPEAKER_01: 1:01:07

We used to fuck. We used to have the boiling cat. Pour in.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:12

Do you remember whenever they used to use the jug that they used to make the gravy? Then you go to school and get bullied from being dirty.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:26

Nah. And then go through with the nutcung.

SPEAKER_01: 1:01:28

Oh, the nutcong.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:29

The nutcung. Does boys get nuts? Can you skip nuts?

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:32

I've never had nuts, but you never had nuts if you silence is deafening.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:45

I don't know if I've ever had them. I had a very close relative who had them, and my mum brushed her hair out, and all these nets started coming out. So my mum had to take her out to the back garden and brush her hair out in the back garden, and all I remember is all these nits, nits, nits. How much did she have? Oh job.

SPEAKER_01: 1:02:03

But it's common in school, isn't it? It just really's fun, personal commitment.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:07

It's really common. There was a girl in my primary school class who just seemed to constantly have nits. There was always one in the year. Nothing to do with it. And do you remember they used to say, you only get nuts if you have really clean hair? That's all I think. They only send it to the city. They make you feel better.

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:21

One person in the whole year had nuts and then he sent uh letters out to everyone.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:25

There's a bitbreak of nuts. There's a penny.

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:28

Do nuts still exist? I don't know. I think they've been.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:32

I've not heard of nuts in a while. No. And my son goes your son goes to school out of having hair. But do your boy do your boy is it a son you have? Do they both go to boys only schools or mixed? Mixed.

SPEAKER_01: 1:02:43

Mixed. My boy was a good one.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:44

And he's long hair. Long leg, but long enough. He's long hair. Well, if anyone have nuts, it's it's I think they're extinct. I I've not heard of nuts in a long time, I have to say. I don't have to fashion.

SPEAKER_01: 1:02:54

Especially like the products now.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:56

Like people probably bring out products now, just peop people probably aren't washing their kids' hairs and dirty left.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:02

Maybe that's all nah. That's what I'm saying nowadays. People don't go bath together.

unknown: 1:03:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:07

I don't think it's a big thing.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:08

Well, I think if there was maybe well no, I think you would if you had two kids or something, you might still bath them together.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:14

Well you ha you have more than one kid.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:16

Yeah, we bath ours, you know.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:18

I think they're they're four and two, like it's I know I don't I don't think it's anymore. I just thought we'd uh I generally thought we all got bath together.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:26

How many of you were there?

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:27

Five of us.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:28

Five of you, four of us. Four. Four of you. But maybe we all because we were bigger families, but like people don't really have four and five kids as much now. No. So maybe people have two kids in the bath then. There was no room.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:39

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:40

In the bath? For four?

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:42

In the sink.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:43

Four of us in the sink.

SPEAKER_05: 1:03:46

Two of us just to get the sink together. Emir, what size of sink do you have? My dad's industrial funeral dresser.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:57

He's a funeral dresser. Um no no. Just in the kitchen. Two of us were in the kitchen sink. I remember that. And we we didn't sit in it. Like we just stood there and got like rinsed.

SPEAKER_05: 1:04:10

I don't know, no of that. No, we didn't sit on it. I've got the worst pigeons.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:30

Legs hang on a bag.

SPEAKER_01: 1:04:31

Give us an arm.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:35

You shut an ear wash me.

SPEAKER_01: 1:04:38

From hair from a flop.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:41

Give me your right scrub.

SPEAKER_01: 1:04:42

Scrub bush. Fuck me. Big long.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:47

I think nuts have maybe had their day. They were very popular back in our day, but I have not heard of them in a long time. Yes. We'll fact check that and get back.

SPEAKER_01: 1:04:54

Check that out. Can you get it? That could be a next topic on your on your podcast. Nuts? Yeah, just nuts.

SPEAKER_03: 1:05:00

He scratches him.

SPEAKER_01: 1:05:01

I've scratched my hair as well.

SPEAKER_05: 1:05:03

When I talk about things like creepy things, it makes me itch.

SPEAKER_01: 1:05:07

Are nuts animals? Like what are they?

SPEAKER_05: 1:05:09

They're like their own sex.

SPEAKER_01: 1:05:10

Where do they live? Like in your hair.

SPEAKER_05: 1:05:12

Where do they go? Like, but where do they come from?

SPEAKER_01: 1:05:14

Where do they come from? Where do they come from?

SPEAKER_03: 1:05:15

Where do they go? Where do they come from? Cutting in. She's getting phoned out now again. Well, I like to fact check. I like to Google. So where where do nuts come from? Where do nets Can I have a look at your Google search? Absolutely not. Oh, it's changed it to where do nuts come from? Um nuts. Google after me. So which I've accidentally written, where do nitta N I T A come from? And it has said Nitta N I T A can refer to pubic lice, which are spread through close body contact, and they are they are called nitta nitta um can be the eggs of lice or a person's given name meaning grace in Hebrew. Um right, so let's see, let's change that to knits. Where do knits come from? So are they crabs then? No, no. Knits are head lice eggs laid by a female lice which attached to hair shafts close to the scalp. Like a like uh wood lice? I but I don't think you get wood lice. I don't think they're from oh this is a good question.

SPEAKER_01: 1:06:16

It's on rabbits, so this will be very dog or something.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:21

Oh, that's good. Someone says, uh, where do lice live prior to finding human hosts? I assume they're on other hairy mammals, but I've never so they must live initially on gender. Oh, they're hairy mammals? Then they jump to the rest of them. I have no hair anywhere. As it I know, you're like a sphinx. Um as it would be very common in households. Right. So someone says, as I understand it, the lice that parasitize humans are a distinct species and they only feed on us. The three species of sucking lice belong to whatever, whatever. Where do they start? Oh, they live in our clothing while feeding on our bodies. What the hell? Lice infect all orders of birds and most orders of mammals. Um my god, but that doesn't answer me. So the dogs can get lice. So you were right about that. So it's a f it's like a flea, the father. Livebogs make their way to your human human head. Human head. I don't like talking about it anymore. I don't want to do anything like that. They're actually kind of cute, and they also have pictures. That's cute. That is fucking rotten. That's cute, it looks like they oh they initially affected primates 25 million years ago.

SPEAKER_05: 1:07:40

25 million years ago they're going and then they're gonna be.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:42

But in the past ten years they've just they've just gone. They've gone, they've disappeared.

SPEAKER_01: 1:07:47

They've done a few DNA. I think people but I suppose like in like third world countries, maybe like West Belfast. Like West Belfast. And there, yeah, there's she's very quick to throw a spanner in the West Belfast.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:02

Ah, and she's from Derry. West Belfast are very similar.

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:05

I know.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:05

Terry's work.

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:08

You're not living in West Belfast, eh?

unknown: 1:08:10

Who knows?

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:10

You in Orchard? Or do you say you're in uh orchard?

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:13

Is orchard not a is Orchard not a home for little boys?

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:18

Alright, for bald boys.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:20

No, I live um in South Belfast.

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:23

Oh South Belfast.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:24

What's that?

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:25

South with the money's at.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:26

Oh, was it I? Not with me. I don't have any money. I know because I checked your house. And you're just like you're in my house, you saw I have no money. You're in my shack.

SPEAKER_05: 1:08:37

Aye. Eva brought me back one night.

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:39

Did you go back one night? Business.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:42

Any luck for her?

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Ali.

SPEAKER_05: 1:08:48

She's like, I think we're lesbians and everything.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:51

I know. I know. I think we have higher standards than the boys. Do you not think? Lesbians would have higher standards.

SPEAKER_05: 1:08:57

What do you mean we and a lesbian?

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:59

No, we I was using the the royal we.

SPEAKER_05: 1:09:02

Oh right.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:02

Um I think lesbians would have higher standards. But I don't know, because I'm not a boy, so I can't speak for I can't speak for the guys. Well, Sean, she always says to me, Oh, even the lesbians wouldn't take me and I'm like, I actually think lesbians would be more picky. Hi as well.

SPEAKER_01: 1:09:18

How like how does a I don't know. I was gonna say something stupid, but obviously you would know, but how like how does an like a lesbian know what another lesbian likes? Like how would you know how they like like if they like like if someone likes you, how do you how would you know if someone obviously they would tell you, but I mean but in what way, like the type? Like a lesbian have a type.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:41

Oh, like a type of person you're attracted to? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:09:44

Like lesbians have a tape.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:46

Oh, definitely.

SPEAKER_01: 1:09:46

So how like how do you know their t how do you know someone else's tape?

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:50

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_01: 1:09:51

How do you know if you're someone else's tape?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:09:58

It's hard for a random three.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:00

So I don't know how people know. Well, for me, I guess it's like in gay culture, sometimes there's a lot of like subgroups of people. So like if you're a guy, you can be like a bear, you can be like a we've talked about this, but we can be a twink. You can so Rans probably bear. Right. It's a bit more twink. Right. Um a twink would be someone who's like younger, athletic, um probably more uh thin. Not thin, but just athletic. And a bear is someone with a big beard, someone hairy. Um so there's different types like that. So they do kind of fit those categories pretty well.

SPEAKER_01: 1:10:42

Bear and twink.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:43

Bear and twink. Wink. Umink and so like lesbians have that too, but like lesbians it's more like, oh, you're like like butch, or you're like mask, or you're like femme, or you're like whatever, whatever. So like people like me who are more like butch or more like mask, in my opinion, are usually attracted to people who are like more femme, and then the opposite. So femmes are usually attracted to masks.

SPEAKER_01: 1:11:06

You never get too like big.

SPEAKER_00: 1:11:08

You never get too bitchy.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:10

Well, like there are there is the odd like famous like butch for butch couple on TikTok.

SPEAKER_05: 1:11:16

Really?

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:17

Yeah, but it would be more unusual, right? Like I wouldn't see it very often, and like I wouldn't be attracted to someone, butch. I'm only attracted to people who are like really femme. Uh married straight woman.

SPEAKER_01: 1:11:29

That's what I mean. Like why why would why look why you can be lesbian in the first place? If you're famine, then you're gonna go for a butch anyway.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:35

Because they don't like dick. Yeah, because because it's like you could be for a point. Because you you can be a boy and be masculine, or you can be a girl and be masculine, but uh so another person might be attracted to not a boy or a girl, but they might be attracted just to somebody who's masculine. Yeah, you know, but they might like that like a girl might have more common with them, or maybe like sometimes girls would say about they like that a girl has the a similar emotional intelligence to them, um or they might not, they might like boys. So it's like I always say to people, like I remember my friend asking me one time, oh, why like he was asking about girls who like a very specific thing sexually. Did we talk about this?

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:22

No, you're gonna have to tell me.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:23

He was asking me, I don't want to get cancelled for this, but he was asking me about like, oh, like gay girls shouldn't be allowed to use things, like use toys.

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:31

What the hell were we meant to be?

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:33

And I was like, Okay, but I was like, why? And he was like, because if that's what you like, you should just go out with a guy. And he was like, if you like that's that's what he said to me. Now he wasn't talking about me, but he was talking about maybe more feminine girls. He was like, if they like that sensation, they should just go out with a guy. And I was like, but I'm sure you like the sensation of like I was like, it's about the person who's attached to whatever. You know, it's the person you might like a sensation, but it's the person attached, and I was like, Well, I'm sure you would like the sensation of like a girl going down on you or something, and he's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, but you just get a boy to do it. And he was like, No, I'm not gay, I'm not gay. And I was like, But it's the same sensation, so and he's like, No, but it's it's about who's attached to it, and I was like, Exactly, how thick are you? Yes, it's about that. So um it is interesting, but yeah, I just think of it as like any girl that I've ever gone out with, I've only ever gone out with like really, really feminine girls, and like they'll just say they might like masculine girls, but they don't like guys, or some of them might like guys as well, and they might just think they might just say like their type is That's I was gonna say greedy, greedy bitches. Their type might just be someone who is masculine, whether that's a boy or a girl. Do you know? I can't speak for all the gays, like, but your gay comrades? My gay comrades, my my community, homosexual comrades, yeah. But it is I don't know, I think people are a lot more open these days as well. I think way more people are bi than like than we we know because so many girls will say to me, like, they've only had boyfriends or whatever, but they'll be like, Oh, um they need more takes them home and they think oh maybe they'll be like maybe not no no, but they'll say like oh I oh I could go with a girl, oh I could and I'm like, Well then that's bisexual because if you or they'll say, Oh, I could sleep with a girl, and I'm like, Well, that's not very straight. Because I I couldn't sleep with a boy, yeah. No, present common exclusive. Have you ever tried? Apart from myself. Have I tried? No. Have you tried? Because see, boys will say that sometimes too. Boys are like, I don't know if you haven't tried, and I'm like, Have you tried? And they're like, Oh, no, and I'm like, that's how I know. That's how I know. We wouldn't like it like that. I don't like it. Do you know what I mean? That's exactly it's just wrong. For me, it would just be wrong. Wrong, yeah. Yeah, so it's just but then I've always thought.

SPEAKER_01: 1:14:57

Did you did you always know? Like from the day that uh-huh. Like from as far back as you can remember.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:03

Yeah, I just remember like really, really young in primary school. Now, obviously, at that age, you don't know anything sexual, you don't know about fancying people, whatever. But I always was like, Oh, this is in my head. I I remember thinking, because we were playing like we always played weddings in our street, and I always remember thinking, Oh, my sister's gonna marry a boy, my brother's gonna marry a girl, my other brother's gonna marry a boy, and I'm gonna marry a girl. Like that was how simple it was. Yeah. But it never I never knew anything. But then as soon as you were at the age to start fancying people, like I only fancy when the first time I saw Rachel Green and friends, like that was my I was like, Oh my god, and I just thought, like, oh my god, she's an angel, I love her.

SPEAKER_01: 1:15:39

That's my because like yeah, that's a it's a common thing where people go, Do you reckon like people know they're gay before they come out gay? Or like because but why not? That's what I mean. Like I try to tell people this like I have a cousin who's he's gay, he came out gay, and I was like, Well, and he just and I I I knew I knew for a long time he was gay, told my cousin of me, gay, like he's my kid. He's like, You don't have to say you're reasoning that wasn't just he is, yeah. And then when he comes out when he's eighteen, they're all shot. Oh, that's shocked with all the letter for him in me. Yeah, you knew I told you that 10 20 years ago, so you're all hustle. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05: 1:16:18

You came out for him, but it's easy, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:16:20

It's it's it would be easier to just be gay from the way it's like just yeah, he's gay. I think it's we're a bit of shit.

SPEAKER_03: 1:16:25

But you can't put label on someone who's parrying, and then because they're like, I always just knew, and like all my aunties and all just knew, and everybody just knew, and even at school and all, like I just one day was like, Oh yeah, like this girl, and like that was fine, but I don't think anybody could have ever imagined me being anything else. Yeah, it's just always that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_01: 1:16:48

It's yeah, it's pressure. Don't come out, people don't come out. They got an uncle who has my uncle's gay, and he has four kids, he's married. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_03: 1:16:57

But I think I think it's way different for so I think now it is hard being gay. I had to still come out to my parents, and my parents were shocked, and I was like, Where have you been? I think you live off. I think like it must have been denial. They were like, Maybe my dad wasn't as shocked. My mum was really shocked. Um and then my brother skipped out like six months later and was like, What do you think about Emir being gay? My mum was like, We're not talking about that, and he was like, No, I'm gay too. Is it? Yeah, my brother's gay. Like the m my ma, the religion teacher, was like, God help us, you know, and now my parents 50% of their children are gay. Two of us are gay, the four of us. But my um my parents now are great and like so open-minded and everything and amazing. But I think it's a lot harder for so I've only ever gone out with girls who have been very famous. All the girls I've gone out with were always straight beforehand, not beforehand, but sorry, they were always in straight them, in straight relationships, or like you know, acting straight, but they maybe always liked girls, but they're too s scared to say. But I always think it's harder for them because because people, because I am what I'm like, people assume I'm gay, so it's easier. But all these feminine girls, like people have always been like, well, like they would say to me that people would say, like, oh well, you know, you're very pretty. You know, do you have a boyfriend? And or their friends in their girl groups would have all been talking about boys, it's boys, boys, boys. No one in my life has ever said to me, Do you have a boyfriend? So I've never felt that pressure.

SPEAKER_06: 1:18:29

Yeah, do you know?

SPEAKER_03: 1:18:30

Do you know what I mean? So I do think it's much harder, and I think that's why people who are feminine tend to come out way later, or they tend to go through these relationships with boys and be like, Something's missing here. Aye, something's not quite right, and then they go out to the garden and they're like, something is here, and I don't like it. There is an object in the package. Then I come over and make sure he's like, I'm like just put the code in. Um, so yeah, I think that's like I think it's harder for them. I think it's way harder for them. That's far part because they really have to come out and then they have to come against the whole like, oh, but you don't look gay, and oh, but you're so feminine, and why don't you just go out with a boy if you're gonna go out with Emir who looks a bit like a wee fan? Do you know what I mean? And then they have to explain themselves. So I think it's great. I know.

SPEAKER_01: 1:19:24

I would I would far rather I'm the opposite of video I don't know Then they're gonna be like, I don't know your leg person because you've been heading all this time, you just because I have one myself.

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:45

Uh uh I know, I know. Uh but it's it is uh it is funny. I feel more sorry for them. I think it's way harder for them. It's like if you came out now, I think it would be much harder for you because of how you look, people assume you're straight.

SPEAKER_05: 1:19:58

Well, I come out next year then.

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:02

Will you be 40 next year? No, not quite. Not quite. So I think it is harder for the more feminine girls. And then when they're out, boys still hit on them and stuff. Never butt. Never but be easy for you. We twenty twenty wing. We twenty wings.

SPEAKER_05: 1:20:22

We have to go to a gay club together to do your research member.

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:26

Uh she's like, you know, will you bring me to the gay club? Will you bring me to the gay club? We need to do some research. And I'm like, Jenna, are you gay? She keeps asking me to bring her. And why do you know what's on the gay clubs?

SPEAKER_01: 1:20:37

Like, what's so different compared to been in the like Cramon all scoulie?

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:41

Oh, it's all the music. Well, the first thing is that the music's way better.

SPEAKER_05: 1:20:44

I've never been. Jenna.

SPEAKER_01: 1:20:47

My my wife, very friendly with lots of gays. Like, she's she has like a lot of she ran around like goes around with a lot of gay. She always grew up because she likes girls and guys, like, and um she was always going, You come to Crammy, you come. I said, I'm gonna cry. It doesn't repeat me. I just always like, you love it, you love it, and then one night we we just went and I fucking loved it.

SPEAKER_03: 1:21:10

The music is there's like now in Belfast are some really brilliant gay bars, we will go like, but like what do you think happens there? You're like I couldn't imagine.

SPEAKER_01: 1:21:18

I I couldn't imagine. I just think I don't know. I don't I had a bad mentality. I I thought I was one of those people who thought someone's gonna try and touch me, but I wasn't good enough, so obviously no one tried to touch it. It wasn't good enough. Ever wasn't there that night. No, I wasn't a bit of a bit. No, but like I was just a wee bit like paranoid. I had that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:21:36

Boys are I think boys are insecure.

SPEAKER_01: 1:21:38

I just thought it was like I just didn't want a boy I've been in a position before where a gay person's made me feel uncomfortable, like, and I was going like fuck go away, me. No, like I did not know you're a boxer. Then there's some fella who writes to me on Twitter, he's wrote to me on Twitter in private masses, like going, um, Ru Shami pictures, and I was like, I blocked them. I was like, why does he do like he knows I'm right and he knows like and he writes stuff to me that's full and then like makes you uncomfortable? But I don't I don't think that's a gay thing. If someone comes up to me and uh like a bar doesn't be like the fuck away.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:11

But I don't think that's a gay thing. I think it's that no matter if people are gay or straight, there's creeps everywhere. Yeah, there are creeps everywhere. Where can I find them? You're the only one who doesn't get the creepy messages. I don't get no creepy messages. I know, you're you're human, but there's nothing particular.

SPEAKER_01: 1:22:26

Everybody watching this.

SPEAKER_05: 1:22:29

She's absolutely uh this is a joke, this is a Rollin' joke in the podcast.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:33

I don't want to be like, I know, because I keep getting I keep getting very friendly DMs. I'm joking. And uh Jenna's like, where's mine? Where does mine? I'm looking at it.

SPEAKER_05: 1:22:42

I do, I do get loads, but I just don't penny. Oh really? I just blocked them.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:47

She keeps them all, she keeps them all, she doesn't want me staying.

SPEAKER_05: 1:22:50

No, I block people all the time.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:52

Well, there's um what was I gonna say? Oh I there's nothing there's nothing that different that goes on in a in a gay club. Good music, cheaper drinks, way cheaper.

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:00

Why are they cheaper and they're open later?

SPEAKER_03: 1:23:02

Huh?

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:02

It's open later.

SPEAKER_03: 1:23:03

Oh, it's open way later. That's that's um and yet from a girl's point of view, so from like my straight female friends' point of view, they feel a lot safer because there's a lot of gay guys. They're not getting creeped on.

SPEAKER_05: 1:23:19

So then I'll make my mind up about it. But there's straight guys there too.

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:24

Do Christmas night out that we eat Christmas pub. Crawl just used to staff do.

SPEAKER_05: 1:23:29

Staff too. Probably end up scissoring. Arts and crafts.

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:39

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03: 1:23:40

Well that'll be good. Well we can go. You can come too, Sean.

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:42

I go, I welcome.

SPEAKER_03: 1:23:43

He'll protect us. I'm a big fan. You protect us.

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:45

I'm a big fan of the gay clubs after been in one. I've only been the Cram Link, but they've been. You're we twink.

SPEAKER_03: 1:23:51

Well they are they are they are good. Like, I really like any of my male street friends who've been like I I think I think it's I think boys maybe are a wee bit like, oh god, I don't want a gay guy looking at me or touching me. But like they would like my brother's gay. My brother would never conceived. I actually think a lot of now, there are creeps everywhere, no matter what sexuality you are. Yeah. But I think uh like a gay guy's generally the street guys are very respectful. My brother would die if he thought that somebody thought that he was you know coming on to him or coming on or to them or whatever. But um, no, that like the music is brilliant. I brought after my last show, I brought my mum and her best friend to the to the gay club for Belfast. So um no, imagine my ma, retired, religion teacher, religious, her best friend, retired principal. Um people thought they were a couple. And they So people come up and be like, what is your No, they don't, but because they were older because they were older. And it's a it's a younger crowd, so people were coming up and being like, You're a gorgeous couple, right? And my man was like, Really? Everybody say three years later, I go up to my man, she's telling them all how they got together. She's in a million 28 years, no, they they loved it, like, and they couldn't get over the drinks were so cheap. Um, and they loved the music because the music is kind of it's not all camp, but some of it is, and it's just amazing. Kelly Monogan all. I was just thinking, padam, padam, Katie Monogan, and a lot of gay people are good dancers, especially the gay guys. Oh, and there's a stage. So in in all the gay bars, there's nearly always a stage where you can just go up and dance, and the boys all be up to I go up and dancing. No, I would I would you wouldn't die.

SPEAKER_00: 1:25:44

You wouldn't give you something.

SPEAKER_05: 1:25:46

I know everybody would be dancing. It's such good crackling. What do you see footage of me now in a few weeks on the stage and it's like spanning on me? It's totally ugly.

SPEAKER_03: 1:25:57

Somebody call Pip. I'm gonna get that something off me if I don't keep my mouth shut. I don't know. We'll go for a Christmas night out. Right.

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:05

Yep, that's it sorted. Well, look, listen, we'll wrap it up here because I'm starving. It's like that look at when you're looking when you're looking at your opponent and you're staring into the eyes and you're just thinking, what are you gonna give for them?

SPEAKER_03: 1:26:16

He's looking at me thinking he's starving.

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:20

We Chinese.

SPEAKER_03: 1:26:23

Is there a good one with Belfast?

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:25

There's a few good ones. Um but I love spicy, really, really. Oh no, I don't, me too. I love it.

SPEAKER_05: 1:26:31

Do you know all the food places here close at two or three?

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:34

Or in Bali Claire.

SPEAKER_03: 1:26:37

Every time we try and go get food, they're like they're like there's no room at the end.

SPEAKER_05: 1:26:41

We thought that it was just us that they'd have money instead of us. Which would have been fair enough, but it's uh everybody. I I thought, do you have siestas here? Isn't that crazy? I know. I know. There you go.

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:55

China is made for me, anyway. So that was great. Thank you for asking. Thanks for calling that on. Thank you. Thank you, Crack.

SPEAKER_03: 1:27:02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01: 1:27:02

First time as a guest as well.

SPEAKER_03: 1:27:04

Oh yeah, it's our first time as a guest. As a duo guest? A duo guess. That was great. Will we do it again sometime? Mm-hmm. Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 1:27:12

That's it.