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The Public Nuisance Podcast
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The Public Nuisance Podcast
The Public Nuisance Podcast #074 “Too far ahead of the Posse” with Paddy McDonnell
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Welcome to a new episode of The Public Nuisance Podcast with me, Sean McComb.
This week we welcome Paddy McDonnell to the podcast.
We cover podcasting, Patreon and TikTok lives, why TikTok monetisation isn’t always worth it, snoring, separate beds and married life, getting used to living alone while travelling, the peace of being away for work, parenting, having five kids, the difference between sons and daughters, protecting your daughter from boyfriends, teenage drinking, Old English, growing up around Belfast street culture, kids no longer playing outside, Turf Lodge, Ballymurphy, Falls Park, childhood fights, stolen cars, priests, altar boys, Catholic guilt, old-school community madness, local bars, the Green Hut, taxi stories, strange characters, being “too far ahead of the party,” house parties, family parties, drinking culture, communion parties, kids growing up too fast, old food habits, healthy eating on the road, Coke from a glass bottle, ravioli on toast, and much more.
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Studio Banter And TikTok Reality
SPEAKER_02Welcome to the Putinish podcast. Right here in Killing Studios where you can get all your content. Photo shoots and podcasts, video editing, whatever you need, we've got it right here. We've done a podcast yesterday as well. No why? We've done a podcast. Do you go live on your TikTok whenever you do it? Only for the Patreon?
SPEAKER_01It's just a wee different angle because one that lets the fog of ones and live and also gives them the wee insight to the thing, so then they go, oh fuck, we got a wee snippet of that there.
SPEAKER_02Improve your TikTok too. People always say that you go live like Dennis Martin. I think I don't need to fuck off. I don't want to get TikTok.
SPEAKER_01I love all these ones that go to me. Like I get a thousand pounds a month, Lave, and you're going, you're not. You're not. You're not. Like we were on that live yesterday and we had it up to like 200 people and we got two P. Two P. One P two Actually, it wasn't even, it was two US dollar stats. Two stats eye. So it's like nothing. No, I don't know. So it's I think the only way you can make money on TikTok that way is if you're selling stuff.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, selling uh because I remember I I done the the no the the noodle strips where you like have to breathe in yours because I'm s I'm snoring like fuck I haven't had my back because carver's turning the bed the test.
Snoring Wars And Sleep Solutions
SPEAKER_02She's waking me up every night and I'm losing a flag. You're snoring like a fucking dragon. I'm like what?
SPEAKER_01Here's the thing with snoring. What do you do?
SPEAKER_02What are you supposed to do?
SPEAKER_01Because you're sleeping for one. No. So you don't know you're doing it.
unknownDo you know?
SPEAKER_02She wakes me up to stop me snoring and says, go in the carver's room. I says, You're awake anyway, because I've woken you up. You go in the room. I still think just go in. No, really. No. See, if I'd done that never be a fucking thing.
SPEAKER_01Oh, you can't wake me up and big a mask. I wait until she starts snoring and then you record her. No, you record her and just send it to her. That's the idea. I really help the marriage, I swear to God. She didn't have to wake me up to go into the other room and snore because I'm in the fucking hot room now. The matter's back, you just now live in that other room.
SPEAKER_02It's over when you're dead or dying. It's a mod thing.
SPEAKER_01It's a mod thing. Like years ago there used to be couples used to have saber pets. Right? And when you first get married and you're young and you're going, fuck that all. You'll get the certain age and you'll go, that's why. I get whether saber pets.
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SPEAKER_01You don't go near each other.
SPEAKER_02My mom's dad live too like too. Like my dad does one thing. Like my ma is a night hawk. She'll be up, read magazines at fucking two in the morning, three in the morning, she can't sleep. It's a worse sleep or an hour, isn't it? Because your dad's doors. My dad's doors. My dad's doors. So my dad sleeps early and wakes up early. He wakes up at like six in the morning.
SPEAKER_01She's going to have a cup of tea.
SPEAKER_02She's only going to bed like three in the morning.
SPEAKER_01So she's up in shifts?
SPEAKER_02They're literally like one's on the shift, one's on day shift. And then they sleep in separate rooms.
SPEAKER_01My man and dad sleep in separate rooms.
SPEAKER_02So it's like my dad sleeps in that room, in the main room, and they're like part of the bedroom. My ma sleeps in the back room, just lies with a magazine, has a sleeper light now.
SPEAKER_01It's like the house exactly going to all these people going, look, you've no kids left in the house, you just need to leave and they're like ballings. You make it two houses?
SPEAKER_02I'll move in next door. Our house is four bedrooms. Sometimes I get theatred. From on the rip, they get fucked out. Lynn gets fucked out. My Abby's gone now.
SPEAKER_01Everybody's back.
SPEAKER_02Everyone's back. Tanner's getting made.
SPEAKER_01I I stabbed that getting fucked out a couple of years ago. That's no good.
SPEAKER_02No, I know you don't know, but
Sponsor Shout-Outs And Local Favourites
SPEAKER_02isn't it?
SPEAKER_01I just said next time I am out I'm not coming back. I'm not coming back.
SPEAKER_02I was saying the app.
SPEAKER_01I go I ended up I had to go and get an apartment and all, and then you start getting used to living on your own. That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_02You start liking too much. You're going you're gonna lie.
SPEAKER_01But you you're living on your own, you start getting used to it, and it's a hard thing to do, especially with Turin. Like I I'm used to living on my own in Turin on my own now because thing like I was in Texas for three days, and I normally book when I go somewhere like that and you have a big bag of stuff, I try and book somewhere it's like an apartment so that I can do whicening and all.
SPEAKER_02But see the uh see like when you're away, do you like being on your own? I love it. See, like when I go to Amsterdam, see the thought of going like see me having the pack bag go to say to go back to camp here and fucking train it. Is that where he's based now? Uh Pete, uh he's based, he just lives in Amsterdam on his wife now full time. Like, and he coaches her full time.
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Training Trips And Loving Your Own Space
SPEAKER_02Trading up in Dublin at the start was hard. But then again, started to love it. Paul cast on, just chust Paul Cast, an hour and a half down a road, just me and me just me, coffee, just in room, just in room, we may just train peace and quiet. And then the same on the way back up road. But see when you get out of your car on the way back up road, I'll just write a lot, you're like, you're tight. Yeah. And then you go up the next morning and do it all again with you for a week or two. So in Amsterdam, does he have like places should you just there or I just stand away, uh it's like a hostel, but you've got your own room and all the can't I just win for the same thing, and then I go to be launched at buy some clothes now, can't I?
SPEAKER_01So you you get used to it? A lot of people wouldn't be used to it because they're used to just having but uh I think when you have kids and you have a busy lifestyle and then you're away, you do get that way.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you get that wee bit of freedom, you know. Not freedom, but it's like you've found another wee routine where you just like for me I get a lion though, I get a lion every fucking ten o'clock, training line or twelve.
SPEAKER_01Do you feel bad whenever she's on the phone and she's saying to you?
SPEAKER_02She's on the phone for nothing. That's right. Like I'd be like, what are you what not she doesn't she doesn't do it? It's because she works so much. She's work and she's ganging herself at late at night. She's got her man around. That's the hardest part. Having to get other everybody else to send in for me, you know what I mean? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Very similar situation to mine. Like, I just have one we want. We found we have the older ones now, so they sort of look after themselves, but two younger ones. But at this stage, we had four kids, and she's like, This is really hard to get four kids mainly when you're away. So it was it it it did like when we had the other two kids and all, she was like, You can't work away from home. Because I was working in London, you'd have been away two weeks at a time. And but you were like, I ain't doing 14 hours on your phone and me complaining about my kids. You understand?
SPEAKER_02Like, my actor was aware. She was away filming as well. She's TV, but she's just saying she's away, and I was like, Fuck my hands it's only one like you say before I had one's head
COVID Parenting Reality Check
SPEAKER_02on the back on the listing, you're just getting a pulse apart a post to you, you're listening as a slave to leave the five rolls on the back.
SPEAKER_01I never understood it until COVID. And she was going, We need a toilet down the stairs, and I'm like, fuck sake. What's all this about? See when COVID happened and I was in the house. I got it. It wasn't even that her. It's she had two we had two kids under the age of two. And she's trying to toilet train one on, and then so and it and I went, Well, even for her to go to the toilet, like, do you know what I mean? And and then she was like, if I'm in telling in the kitchen and then I have to walk up the stairs and then I look at the room and then I start telling that, and then I tell you, do you do you get it? I got it. I got it. Like when I was I actually had more respect for teachers whenever I fucking had the kids during COVID. Everybody was out on a Thursday night clapping the NHS and I'd clapping for primary school teachers to get more money. Fucking tell you.
SPEAKER_02Like you said, you're real like I I know I was actually talking to someone about this yesterday. Someone was saying about like carpet boxing and whatnot, and I says, I'll never like will you will you coach him? Will you be? I was like, nah, I can coach him because he frustrates me. Nah, like I brought him to the park, I brought him in the rootlands. I think you want to learn how to drive your brake. Because I was weak later's kids started to learn how to drive bikes. H5 mean one, I take around and learn, take your steep ladies off. Take the steep ladies off. Got around the roulance and I just bolted way over to the far end of the pitch. I was like, Carbra, what are you doing? I want to drive my bike. I went, you literally asked me to come around here to learn you had to drive your brake, and the fact he wasn't grown as big frustrated the balls of me and I was like, I'm the beat, his body can be fabric, and I'm chasing him through roulons trying to get him on this bike. He just bring it on it. I was going, You're a loser, you're a loser. See one of your mates all flabbergas, you always don't watch them all. And he would just frustrate me and I was going, like, that's one kid. Imagine you're in a classroom teacher.
SPEAKER_01Imagine you're in a house with AU. Oh, fuck. Do you know what I mean? 100%. Crap. It's it's a mad thing with your son too, because they actually do look up to you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Do you know what I mean? And then they get about eleven and twelve. Start fucking realising you're a dickhead. And then know you're a dickhead. Do you know what I mean? 100%. It's a it's a tough, it's a real tough daughter's just completely different.
SPEAKER_02I know I've run away like it don't know if don't know how I'm gonna fucking don't know how 'cause I 'cause I used to I wanted a daughter before I had carber, it was my I wanted a daughter because RD has nieces and I was toast Emmons and it was always close to wee girls and I just thought, fuck, I want a daughter, and then I had carber. It was a surprise you didn't know what we're having, like it was COVID as well. I had a wee boy, and then I just used to torture him and slap the head of him and just damn her. Yeah, shang them, getting nicknames and I have a wee daughter. I can't imagine doing that with her.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you don't slapping her or not. You don't, you don't, you're totally different. You're you're totally different. I don't know what we're doing. The mad thing about having a son is you've only one dick away a bit. It's even you have daughters.
Sons, Daughters And Dating Anxiety
SPEAKER_01I have a couple of dicks on the door. You have all the dicks. Nobody prepares you for it. No one. And we don't talk, men don't talk. Like we walked out there now and you fell down a hole, you wouldn't say to me, What's that hole? You'd fall down and go hacked up kick it. Whereas women fucking set up WhatsApp groups and fucking it's what you need to do. We don't do it. And that's the problem men have. So then you have a fucking daughter and you think you're protected for your missus. Jesus Christ. Wait until you have daughters. Fucking door wraps, and you open the door and you go, he's not in.
SPEAKER_04You go, I'm not here for him. What?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you do that. It's it's it's it's hard. And I and my daughter has a boyfriend and good kid and all that, but I fucking it's so hard.
SPEAKER_02Brennan, it's harder.
SPEAKER_01It's so hard. He's such a nice kid, too. I think if he's a bastard, it'd be easier for me. It'd be easier because you just get him anyway. It's hard to hear a nice kid. It's hard and but he has to have fear in you because you're her dad. That's how I think like do you ever have any situations happen like with girls and their dads?
SPEAKER_02My weak sister, I have one one weak sister, she's five big broth, four big brothers, like my dad.
SPEAKER_01She had no chance.
SPEAKER_02Four or five, she's not she's like, she has to be each has held on I like, but there's been there's been I'd say there's been at least four or five other cases with ex-boyfriends where she wasn't allowed to go with them. Like we've just had to be like, your dad had four pebbles. You're not gonna him. Go and sort that out. You're not gonna. She's like, well, Isaac, you're not coming. So I had to ring the sometimes ring the ex-boy and be like, see if I see you near and smash your hair. And they was doing the same as I know them. Know what they're like, know who they are. Money bought my tablet hair. He's like, Oh, he's not me, bro. He's a tablet head, I know him. So I phoned him and says, I wasn't doing a training on the Irish team. I found out that he was sort of saying our sneer. I phoned him, Matt, see if I see you near her, I'm gonna smash your hair, because it's your fault. I said, I'm I'm both, I don't take any tablets, me see. Don't be telling me lies. Now these over my floor smash. And then, but see this. I know what he's like. It's and what'll happen is he starts taking the oil on tablets, blues and all the he's gonna fancy. I said, if I see our sneer, I'll know. I don't know, so I don't take throws if I see her one, but all my mates take him, and I've taken the whole day the behaviour.
SPEAKER_01You're gonna attract that kind of confrontational person. Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, 100%.
SPEAKER_01Because they're gonna be like, you want that we it's like having a danger max.
SPEAKER_00It's like a danger max.
SPEAKER_01I go over and come to me, as we're gonna be reversed.
SPEAKER_02We re-fot.
SPEAKER_01I uh I I got caught up the stairs with the wee girl years and years ago by her dad. And the thing about it was the look he gave me wasn't anger. It was I trusted you, you called. Oh, yeah, I we were like mates. His brother was my football coach. Alright. And I like so when I started going with Daughter, he was delighted because he was like, he's fucking he's a good wee guy, he's playing football with my brother, my brother fucking says and all he's really good. And I just remember the the Sunday night it happened. Her man and dad always went out on a Sunday night. And apparently the dad didn't want to go out that night, but we didn't know it, she didn't know it. So the man and dad would drive to where they were going, we'll have a drink, and then get a taxi home. So the car was away, and he just came in and he walked in her room, and it was just like and then when the initial shock died down, he teased me. From Poglass to Lanadin. That's where he got me, Lanadin.
SPEAKER_025k long.
SPEAKER_01Literally got me a Lanadin.
SPEAKER_02What are you doing?
SPEAKER_01And I took it, I took it like a fucking champ, I have to say. In the fucking boxer shorts, by the way. And a t-shirt. And I tuck it like a champ. No fucking shoes, everything was up in the fucking house. Do you know what? He would have caught me before that, only he was wearing his book and sledy good shoes. He was sledding all over the fucking place. Am I Glenn Golan? Glenn Golan because I run down past Glen Golan because it goes downhill again down the fucking thing. But he slipped and then I went, fuck. And I stopped and so and I I didn't go up, but I was shut, I already got a man woodburn and got me. I actually was run past Woodburn and I was going should have run in the pillow chair. And then but I've run I've run past Woodburn and then I turned in that way Ali at the cedar of it, and he got me at the cedar, and like there's a wee bit of a feeling I think he put the foot and it was all jaggy nattled and everything, and then he fell bad, and then he fell bad, and then he brought me to my man's dad.
SPEAKER_02What can he say? You know, you're you're you're body red now you're on.
SPEAKER_01I could see my my dad was like acting all disappointed, but I could see him going.
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SPEAKER_01I'm so sorry, I don't know what to say at all. And he's going, No, I'm down here apologizing because I sort of give him a bit of a kick and things, you know what I mean? Oh fuck. But um it ended the relationship. Oh, your dad's a combat.
SPEAKER_02I was going away and I seen your dad were imagined.
SPEAKER_01And I was just like, and they so I there was like a summer, it was coming to the summer, and then I was away all summer, and I remember football training, and I seen her walking up. So my coach's daughter and her were cousins, but they were mates, and I seen the two of them coming up, and I was like, what the fuck did I even say? And then they came up and their cousin was like, You gonna go back with her again? And I sort of looked over at her dad. I was like, No. And if he was my football coach, he was going, listen. And I went, he says, but if it had been my daughter, he says, I'd have done the same as him like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02It's a fine, but yeah, like I don't know, it's hard, it's a hard one because you need to let them you sort of do need to let them fancy, but you you can't pack their boyfriend for them, no means. At what point does it ever be okay?
SPEAKER_01If you come in with somebody like me, the way I'd have been disappointed. 100%. Because I know that I was like a 15, 16, I was no strong checking myself. But I'm bringing I'm bringing the boyfriend holiday with us issue. Oh yeah. That's when you really get the name. That's when you really get rid of him. That's when you're in a foreign country. I don't know where he went.
SPEAKER_02I'm no like he swam, no. Why can't we put armbands in disposable disposable armbands?
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh. We're both facing at 12 o'clock at night off the beer.
SPEAKER_02Night fishing.
SPEAKER_01I don't know where he went.
SPEAKER_02Fuck hey, don't worry, he's on the drink, he didn't back a full.
SPEAKER_01Well there are daddy's were like you don't let them drink.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I they're like 16, 16, eye, or something. Don't want to drink, or we sneaky one, maybe. It's not allowed. That's what I'm drinking. I was not allowed to touch a drink that I was 18. RD wasn't allowed. RD never drank until I was 20. And just went.
Underage Drinking And Street Childhood
SPEAKER_02Fuck she. I was drinking from I was 12. This is well. I got scooped drinking when I was 13 one year. In turf. Black Easter Sunday. Drank six big tens of butt. Absolutely snattered. I was RD was last drink.
SPEAKER_01Oh fucking snobby bastards.
SPEAKER_02Tens of buttons?
SPEAKER_04Oh, fuck sick.
SPEAKER_01I was drinking old English. It was £1.5. I was drinking old English last year.
SPEAKER_02That's done. We used to be, we used to stand on top of St. James's every day, drink bottles of old English to be one litre. They done away with the one litre. You used to get them stand on top of St. James's all summer long drinking bottles of old English. Unbelievable. False Park wasn't. It's a necessary.
SPEAKER_01We used to put the glass bottles in the wee liter bottles in the Fucking River.
SPEAKER_02And see up in Asie over in the beefers, there's a place called Central Park Hotel. They used to use pants of old English. Ah. Freezing cold. Unbelievable. So we used to be all the ones in St. James's where you just drank old English sauce, but they don't do it no more. Heartbreaking. Freezing cold. And then we used to get we used to have this thing years ago. And St. James's we used to get a big bottle of buck fast and a two bars. And you used to pour it in, call it old buck. And we used to drink out of foxy, they're out of it. Two litres old English. You just stick them in the freezer and let them freeze. Get the bottle of buck fast, pour it in next search, puppy, call the old buck. Drink away that Foxy. You'll run about fucking stealing all physical ring.
SPEAKER_01No, it's not the way it was.
SPEAKER_02There would have been 30, 40 of us starting to stand in the corner drinking. No problem. There's actually a photo on my Twitter of a bit fucking 40 of us all just starting. Turn at the corners and change the drinking. AZ 40 of us like Oh, Asias, no, just didn't ask me, folks.
SPEAKER_01No, no.
SPEAKER_02We were talking about the way and you were saying there's no kids in the street plan, no kids in my street plan. And it's hard to get my chale out there and fucking go and play with kids.
SPEAKER_01And that used to be the fate. Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02Like I'm going to come near the door and fucking shut their fucking head now.
SPEAKER_01Remember, because we lived in the way draft. But I run about in St. James's. And that was like not the don't think. Yeah, but it was like that was like the other trade. It was like, but I wanted to see Cam, so you all want some St.
SPEAKER_02James. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But there's one from Wade Rock. But I don't know. I just run about in St. James's. I always just uh fell yellow down there.
SPEAKER_02That's the way and turf it was grown up. Turf was Bob Murphy. All my cousins from Bon Murphy. We all fall friends. And I wasn't turf. All we all fall friends every summer long. Murder. Meeting a false park and the box or each other.
SPEAKER_01That's it. And then I was a Johnny's man, so I used to have to cut through the park to go to training when we moved to Grandpa. So I used to come through and then my mass says, Stop going through the graveyard, because I went through the graveyard and somehow that fucking tried to grab me. And she And if you think about it. Now your man be like, no, no, you're never walking. My master's like, no, walk up the ledger center and then go through the park. So when I I used to go through that we part and everybody used to hang about in there. So when I used to come into the top part of Turf and then they used to go, he's from the weather, and I used to go, and I'm from Grantia, but then oh no, he's a fucking snob.
SPEAKER_02Do you know what I mean? That's the way we looked at it. See anyone from Grantia. We all people from Thurfloors were just like they were snobs. We we had mates from Grantia, like we were regular snobs.
SPEAKER_01Smart way you look at it. We we moved over there and then my dad took me to Holy Trinity. And I remember we had only moved in, we were only in it fucking about two weeks. And we DC's.
SPEAKER_02Do you remember DC's? Oh, he's dead, mate.
SPEAKER_01God rest him. I ran about with his reproach on Martin Shees. He he threw he threw a fucking brick my head. Because he was shouting, no walking up the street. And I went, Who are you talking to? So I followed him to the corner of Gratia. And when he got up, he just lifted a brick and he fucked it. He hit me right in the side of the head. Fuck. And say I was like the fucking Thursday. On the Monday night, my dad took me to boxing. And he was in the boxing, and I just seen him start at me and I just started him. And we got in, Mickey Hutton's like, wait, everybody, line up. And me and Tudor were sitting together. And Tudor was like, Me and you sparring. I said, that's dead on. And then D went over past night. Nah.
SPEAKER_02I had met a few fur eights in the box of myself for people going up. Like a couple of furnace. Mickey Hot was used to go fucking ballistic nick, but it was just one.
SPEAKER_01Everybody jumped me at me. Did they? Tudor hit me a digging the joke. Dirty Joe. Everybody because I dirty Joel him and everybody dirty jolt me.
SPEAKER_02You dirty Joe. See when you say a dirty Joe, anyone else is say bell fast? I don't know what it means.
SPEAKER_01Dirty Joe, me. So I dirty Joe him walking up. And I went, well it wasn't really, because he he could say a comment. And then so Tudor hit me from the same.
SPEAKER_02It's not a dirty joke, he says a comment.
SPEAKER_01It was walking past, and I just tagged him from sitting down. Oh, I was. He was nuts for foxes. But became mates. He became a mate, and then he he got a job, I remember. He got a job down the town. I think it was the morning star, like cleaning glasses or working in the kitchen or something. And they didn't give him his money. And he I was training to be a journey in the tech. And he met us in McDonald's. He's like, I never gonna I got around me. And we went down, and like fifty wheel from the tech, all down were from everywhere. Our iron and everything. We walked in with him, we opened the door to even then. He went, Where's my fucking mummy now? I just remember your mom. Oh don't be coming back. You were fucking stealing.
SPEAKER_02I'd wear any pants, so stroking all the money. Was it in the freezer? Probably filling the meat up and turbulent. That's you still. See meat parcels or steaks, they have like a taggle?
SPEAKER_01Mate of mine not even joining, he had actually had a fucking pager back in the day for having uh for stealing meat.
SPEAKER_02That's nuts, isn't it?
SPEAKER_01And what he what he used to do was uh he used to go into the candy centre and stole the order meat for people. And it was another meal of ours.
SPEAKER_00Oh, it was re race bowls for lemon and herbs, porte lime, lemon herbs, potato lime, Mexican rice, pico ligao, pickled red onions, lime, and I don't know what the fuck
Food Habits, Butchers And Family Dinners
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SPEAKER_02See to be honest with me, I was gonna have a bar of chocolate this morning or a coffee. I was have a see my breakfast, what do you eat for your breakfast? I don't eat breakfast. See, I get up in the morning and I have a coffee and don't eat breakfast every bar of sottle.
SPEAKER_01Well I have a cup of coffee, I'm allowed I allow myself one cup of coffee a day. And it's always in the morning.
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SPEAKER_01Aye, so everything's nice and plastic. It's always nicer fresh. Great.
SPEAKER_02There's no microplastics on it. And you're fucking you this is this is perfect for your dad, Patty, isn't it?
SPEAKER_01Because you're on the I've been eating a lot of half here.
SPEAKER_02It must be hard, but I'm gonna go with it. I was saying to someone the other week about me living in a Amsterdam. I'm like, what are you doing when you're losing weight? I have to eat here every day because I'm in Amsterdam, nigga. I'm in a fucking hostile. I don't live in a an apartment. So I can't cook. But you can still lose wheat. Have you made a rage horses on the road? Oh I know that's a good thing. There's not fry checking. Or you just got a race bat. You know what I mean? So it's you've got to.
SPEAKER_01When we were younger, like it was just no absence. It was just you had potatoes and meat and you had like I I I was trying to explain that to kids, like, uh it was only a certain time we would have had once a week we maybe had a takeaway and we were lucky we got that. But your man made spuds and fucking every nail a week. Every nail a week. You know, it was spaghetti ball nails and all that and chicken tickets. That was all a new thing that came out.
SPEAKER_02She still there's day, man. I'll make a spud dinner near nearly at least five days a week. My time make and there's no one living in the house, they're all moved, we've all moved in. She still goes and gets the same fucking size of meat. She's all living the butchers and get me uh antsy and all things. We don't go to the kids don't go to not kids, but people don't go to your butchers no more. People just go to like Moxie's or Tesco and just get all the meat there and no one. Like, people don't really go to your butchers our age. But I I always say that I must start on the butchers, but they need to get meat. She doesn't eat red meat.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Carbra was a f Carb was the most vicious kid ever. So it would defeat the whole purpose. So we'd have to make like three different dinners in our age. Oh Jesus. You know what I mean? Whereas our man, or my man made a potato dinner and I don't ever bother.
SPEAKER_01And you didn't need it, you didn't eat it.
SPEAKER_02Didn't eat it you, but you weren't getting anything else. You were starved. And then we had like I could tell you about my mask on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You knew what you were getting every night? Chicken dinner, full potato, like it'll just be a potato dinner of a different meat. Brazen steak on a Thursday, fucking spaghetti bonnets on a Wednesday, stew on a Monday, fresh cakes and champ on a Friday, chicken dinner on a Monday, pork on a couple. Proper Catholics. Every day of the week, oh yeah. Fresh cakes and champ.
SPEAKER_01You can't eat meat on a Friday. Why? I remember in school. It was um Ice Wednesday or something like that. Somebody was eating beef crisps. And the Christian bro, bro move took it off and went, you can't eat them today, they're meat. He's like, there's fucking more meat than fucking have my lads hold after you touch them. And then fucking crisps.
Church Trust, Mass Memories And Predators
SPEAKER_01Oh maybe it's also like a ballot to me, but I used to be in the office all the time, so I couldn't help myself. I fucking mustard. And then when it all came out about them, they were like, he must have, and I'm like, fucking, never even give me his phone number. He must have got an ugly bath.
SPEAKER_02It was a big pet for St. Pat's home. All that load of people on St. Pat's home were fucking finger linked. By the brothers. They all got a big pay there last year, like couple years old.
SPEAKER_01I would say there's a few who weren't fingered and they just said the word. I know. Because the boys were like, just say you were fingered.
SPEAKER_02Oh no. There's this fella. I was actually in the middle of reading his book. He's reading a book, right? He's from Davis. And uh he was warned. But he wanna I wanna get him on the podcast because his story's class. I don't even I'll not say his name, but I'll get him on. He let me read his book. It's not it's not a like hard copy, I'm like, he's in the process of doing it. But fuck me, he's from Davis. He's had some really serious fucking adult life.
SPEAKER_01And uh Would I know him? Maybe.
SPEAKER_02Aye, probably. Probably would.
SPEAKER_01My age.
SPEAKER_02Aye, roughly. His fucking brawler was bothering with him and he was carrying on and he must he was sent to some paths home for acting out on it, and then he got up to some pat's home.
SPEAKER_01No escape. No escape. And I think there's sort of uh new, like the new who to pray on as well. Do you know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01I remember when I started the Christian Brothers, my man took me to a saying, went, Listen, I've heard about them and up, or like just you watch yourself, and you're going, see if I thought there was somebody who was a predator in this campaign. But back then it was just like you don't talk about it.
SPEAKER_02See when we see when we went there, see my man's a fucking holy joke. My grandda, my grandma, they used to make us go to mass. And it was like we I used to go on the break for mass, and my ma my grandday be like, who was doing the who was in the who was doing the mass at the end? Well, father was always father loss.
SPEAKER_03Father Mass.
SPEAKER_02Sometimes father might limit it. And he'd be like, What colour was he wearing? Like, what colour of robe was he wearing? I was like, purple. Because he always wear purple too, wear purple and white sometimes. And he's like, But then I got to the stage where I got caught out of feet in, so we used to go down to the mass, pick my head on the door, and then make it. And then he started to ask me for the wee brochure to make sure you bring our brochure back, so you all you may as well just went. Because see the amount of time he'd sort of dicking about trying to get the brochure, trying to get in, so you're colour he was not.
SPEAKER_01You were there anyway.
SPEAKER_02And then I remember I tried to be a I there was a fellow beside us, and it he was my age and he was another boy, and he was getting like 30 quid for wands and 40 quid. And I said, I want to be another boy, a pet. Fucking my man, obviously I knew my man over properly used him, but he wouldn't say no dead. I thought wouldn't that look? Be another boy. I never understood why. No many always kept saying, the devil hunchy, or something like the devil hunchy. I said, What? You can't be another boy, the devil hunchy. It's not until now that I know he would just be happy with another boy because I can't fucking get my finger. You're oblivious it. Put them in top. And you just like Catholic women, Catholic men had so much trust in Catholic, like the the Catholic party, the Catholic.
SPEAKER_01The the church didn't stall fear in the fucking community, so everybody would scar them. No?
SPEAKER_02And I came down the staps and and the church on the big. But we used to see how we turn the chapel's like a big slope. There's a slope. We used to go down the big slope of the grass on the big, hit the back break, and make a big skidmark. And I was running the church for anything. And you remember Malaggy? Yeah. We Malokie. He used to fucking know about chasing everywhere. So we don't have to go chase anymore. He's there, aren't they? I think he dumped himself in. He just gave us a little money as well.
SPEAKER_01That was mine. Must be the only priest in history. You ever got yourself again? No, I don't know. I'd say there'd be more. Just his was very public. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I had a fucking out of the cars and she's got a big thing.
SPEAKER_01Had it in the bone fight. I remember when we were kids, we were playing football, and it was down dills because we were going to play mats. And there was a stone car, and everybody was hanging around the stone car, a fire mat. Well, I'd show you, lads, it's not fun. And I get in the stone car, start handbreaking it up and down the fucking street. And everybody was like, Noah is class. And I seem fucking class, I've got the fucking prices doing it. Do you know what I mean? I show you this voluntary.
SPEAKER_02Did you ever come across brotherballs? He was a he was a lunate technically, he just done it. He he was done masses. He's a flapper.
SPEAKER_0117 minutes. So seeing you went to mass, my dad, on purpose, even when we left I was like my dad would still go back to St. Peter's on a fucking Saturday night, seven o'clock mass. Or a Sunday night mass. Because he would be out the park putting the robes on, and then my father's on the house bird, the masses started. And then you get out, 17 minutes. Don't start to finish, you're out the fucking door. I dad like fire, man. Everybody loved him like that.
SPEAKER_02He used to pick, he used to flap out the big Subur Mondo, like old Suther Monday, pick pick us up. Everyone used to run like fuck. Trying to get in the trying to get in the car because he used to bring in McDonald's, change pumpkin. Over Kyon, it was a bit sad of us about his Mondo, change pumpkin.
SPEAKER_01Well I loved it. I fucking loved it. And I've never heard anything bad that way about him. No, no, never. He loved out swallowing the smoke.
SPEAKER_02He's just saying mass is quite easy, so we could fucking back on the drink.
SPEAKER_01Fella I know his dad was dying in turf. And uh he says, fuckin' they were going, Mummy, Fire Matt's really putting the fucking effort in here with my dad. I was a drinker, and the man wasn't giving me any more drink, he was fucking dying. Farmat then within the same and he says, Farmat, see if you buy a carry out every day and come into the house, we'd sit and drink it in. I'll hope you drink it. So Farmat was bringing a full bottle of whiskey up a store, and then what happened was a cat like where he couldn't even make it down the stores, because we're drinking more and more every day. And then Far Matt ends up fucking stealing the house and the man was like, he ain't not loud fucking back, I don't give a fuck if he's a police. He's bringing a drink in fact, he's lying up that bed, black. Fire Matt was sort of like, he's dying anyway, you may as well let him enjoy himself.
SPEAKER_02I had seen this thing with my patients today, so he went to the doctor, he was going to rehab for slim coat. He went to the doctor to say, I need help, like I need fucking help. And the doctor was like, What is it? And he's like, cocaine and like I'm flattered on cocaine. He's like, And the doctor says to him, Have you got any money? And he says, What? He goes, I'm going to this fellow gonna help me goes, you have any money? He goes, I was gonna get some fucking doctor, he's like, I swear to God, a doctor asked me for a bit of coke, next thing he was fucking.
SPEAKER_01People forget that everybody's human, so like you when you were a kid you thought teachers wouldn't have done stuff like that. Do you know what I mean? Oh, I don't know. Then my mates became teachers and then I was like Is that the message? Do you know what I mean? And they just did it anyway. What about being tasted following going up to North Belfast to buy a couple
Green Hut Stories And Taxi Madness
SPEAKER_01of pigeons?
SPEAKER_02I was mad at Maddows.
SPEAKER_01Your dad's pigeons are all top. I can't go out. I can't fly. Dad's pigeons drinking the green hut.
SPEAKER_02Drinking a green hut with five hours.
SPEAKER_01Well did you ever drank the green hut? Well, I drank a green hut for years. I never drank on it. Ever. And then I'd done the door on it. And then I don't know why. I don't know why they had a dorm on. Because you weren't allowed to borrow anybody. Or put anybody out. Because it's a committee. They were like, we debated ourselves. And I'm like, well, why am I here? It was the weirdest fucking.
SPEAKER_02Right, because we had a see like run by a committee, right? Our steam, fucking lunatic. He was born and one of the lads were having a party on it, like a 21st birthday party something year ago. And he was like, fucking, he was running about up the high door. He goes to me, yeah. I ain't getting back in for Hoover's birthday was, I forget whose birthday was, he goes, it was a two school's birthday or something. He goes, I ain't getting back into a green hut for a fucking two school's birthday. I hang out. I mean, he was up just up the high door, he's like, Mario Toole told me I had to go call down the morrow for a chloride meeting. I went, what? He's like, I had to go down tomorrow for a chlmittee meeting? This can't stick his two short packs for me. I was like, a chlority meeting? And he was like, Oh, that's what the fuck. I hang up down a town that day to get all that close. I said, You remember a chlority meeting or a committee meeting? He went, Oh, you know what I mean, I can't say that word. I said, it's harder to say chlority than it is to say committee. He says, You know what I mean? I can't say that word. It was me, holy fuck.
SPEAKER_01I when I was taxing for Grancha, I was driving the big bus. Yeah. And fucking I got Green Hut. And I was like, right. And say Green Hut fur the furthest you went from the Green Hut was Banama White Right. Everybody was like just going within the estates, it was like a three, four-pound job. So I goes up anyway, and there's a girl of fella, and do you know the reins? So no, you you walk out the side and the rails is just here, and there's where the two of them were like us. And I I'm like, what in hell? And I put the window down, I said, Taxi? And you went ahead, I mean, right? And she's like, Are you gonna get out and help us get in? And I went, no. And she went, why? And I went, because Steve I have to get out and help you to get in. Means I have to get out and to help you. And she says, Neil anyone carrying you clutch in the house, no. And I'm like, it's a fucking three or four pound fur. And she went, don't be a dick. And I went, no, you can't walk. Right? And your mum was going, I not just balloons, right? And I went, well then that's it, you start getting up the taxi, right? And the girl goes, no, seriously. And she went, don't that go on the rail, right? He knacked all the rail and go towards the taxi. And he just went, bump, right? And I just remember, right, two years later, and I'm driving away, and your mum was sliding down the rail and going, yeah, fuck Just sliding down and driving away and I just laughed like fuck. But I picked this fella from the green hut with another fella, dropped him to the top of turf, and I went away and it was working. And then about fucking two hours later, it's come about 12 o'clock, it's like a Wednesday night. Fucking call back the house. So I pulled up the house and your mum's crawling underneath the window from the front door. So we came out the front door normal, but then he started crawling underneath the window, right? And I'm looking at him, right? These two up and he got in the thing and he went, alright man. Here he was, I feel fucking so bad. I smell me toast mankind all day, sis, but I haven't been to this fridge. And all he had was this fucking pie. And there was a wee box with like a wee one person pie, right? And he was, and I'm fucking stuck. And I wanna leave it. So I just I'm taking that. He said so I didn't want him to know I was leaving. And I'm like, he would have fucking noticed about fucking boss or sitting with a taxi stand. Here he goes, I know I realized that when you turned up, I shouldn't have said to go to the next door. He just go crawled under the window and I went, Well, did he not know you were leaving? He said, No, he's sleeping, but if he woke up, I didn't want him seeing me walking past the window with it because it's sort of backs that you made and I'm still in this pile. I was right. And here he goes, Can you call in the garage? And I went, right, so I went into the garage and he went to me, I mean, what are you getting? And he went, no, when I was in his friends, I realized he didn't have any milk. And I went, I'll come back to his house and he went, no, no, if he doesn't have milk, then I won't have milk, so I need milk. And I went, right, okay. So you're marking it. And then he set the pie down and I lifted it up and it was out of date a year. Aww, fuck me. And I'm laughing like fuck and I'm going, well I kill this con. I won't say fuck off. So when we're sitting in the garage, I'm sitting there and the guy's at the hatch, right? And he stands at the hatch with your mum. His car came flying into the garage. Hambrick. And then when the guy looked, and next minute I looked and your mum wasn't there no more. And then I went, did he get in the carriage? Where'd he go? And he went. And then he went, so I looked out and he's on the ground rolling about and I went, fuck, that's his male. And I stopped in the car, your mum third shit. So next one took on the ground fake. And so I jumped out and I stepped rid of the turbine and your mum's gone, he's gone, not gone. I went to panic school and he went, no, that's fucking all the turbines. And he says, Who's that called? And he says, Oh fuck, I see that kid are the god love my news fucking far and all. But like he's too far ahead of the posse. And I went, well. And he says, You know what I mean, like he's just too far ahead of the pants. And he's going, I genuinely don't know what that means. He says, No, think about too far ahead of the posse. Like he's saying the fucking crowd. He's not thinking the same way as everybody else. And I was going, right? He says, he's just a kid. I seen him in the green hut earlier on, and like I was apologizing to him about his dad, like his dad was my mate, but he fucking took a really part. He says, like, all I'd done was fucking hit him over here by battle, right? And I went. Fucking hell, right? So I got him into him. I got him into the fucking taxi. Yuri Mom's getting up at this stage, he's fucking starting to attack a taxi. So we flew out, and there he was. You needn't drive down the fucking. He was living in where Hugo Street or something. I don't know if he's in Rhode. He says, Yeah, mate, fucking just snack your mate driver in a couple of times, fucking wedded or something, because he don't know where I live and I don't want him to know where I live, right? We're driving about in here, there's nobody following us now, right? The taxi's now at about fucking twenty quid, right? And I go fuck sick. So we pull up anyway, and here he was mate. Thank you very much. Like I know I told you your man's too far ahead of the passage. I just kept fucking three minutes, right? And then he was going to be. And here's me, right? Here was Nick, it can't get any worse, can it? Like things can't get any worse. Now, where's your milk? And here he goes, at least I've got the power. And then he went, you didn't go something, there's me. He shut the door in me. The fucking page in the dead. And he just stands at the battle of the drum. Something with that green hawker. Just follow the side. Has it all in there? But I'd never heard that before. He's too far ahead of the passage. I was like, what the fuck? He just can't say it.
SPEAKER_02Oh the crowd is a fight. But all that's fucking.
Strippers, Carryouts And House Party Fallout
SPEAKER_02The the memory's up early. Fuck we were drinking. We were you were there in there before you were even 18 and you because they've babes Snicker Table and Pool T once. We just went in there and played Snicker and Pool. Even when you weren't drinking, just went and played Snicker and Poolin' all all winter long. Because it was raining. In our thing, we stood in the streets. Hell, rain or snow was lighting. We actually joined a bowl team. See, holy shining bowling team. The bowls. I joined the bowl team for about two months. Played bowls, went up the fruit hung up. Just like that, playing the bowls with a big circle on the edge here. I was good at it. And uh, because I was part of beef crew. Every night we were down the bowls, the ladies join it, every rats in it, down the balls, and then I had to go to fruit hung on and playing matches. Was it bowls in the falls part?
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SPEAKER_02That was closed in the winter, because it was all winter long. I was playing it, but it opens in the summer right instead instead of it that long, I only started it to get to get in and off.
SPEAKER_01So where did they train?
SPEAKER_02And and they trained in uh the police in the parish. We used they would roll out big mats, they'd roll out indoor mats, and then you had to play on the mats, all the lads and all their uh women in that internet. They're new projects. I was there for it all their lads. And they had to wear a white t-shirt, I was so boring swear to fuck. That's how many was your dad not playing, though? We didn't fuck with that in the nose panel. You don't think we're gonna get a few.
SPEAKER_01You were hidden the fact. Your dad's going, I got Sean's gay. Well, I think they're gonna wet t-shirt and I went and he goes out this season.
SPEAKER_02Every Tuesday, you want a white t-shirt?
SPEAKER_01It's all coming out, Sean. So does it so all coming out. We went to the Green Hut for a birthday party. It was like a 40th or a fifty. Somebody's mad. And they brought a stripper in for. And the stripper, big black fella, came in and he was like, You know you've been a dirty birthday, right? And the next minute the women just went, bah, right. And I swore I've never seen a fella shoot himself. See, because it was so dark, I could just see the fella's eyes and they went that serious. He went fucking like he'd hear shit. He didn't realise what the women were going through to him in that club. And I I just remember fucking sitting there. I mean, I ain't gonna have to fucking back this fella up. He was getting pulled about the place like fucking something shalling. Everybody, come here over here, sit down with my granny and get a photograph. No, no clothes on. That was like Pleasure Boys before fucking started. We were in that I remember we were going to it, and it was actually my wife brought me to the birthday party, and it was her mate's ma. And I says, What does your ma like? Tell her mate, and she went, She just drinks heart. I went no for her birthday, what to bring her. She just likes heart. So I literally walked in with a fucking 24 pack of heart for her ma. Her ma was like, he's fucking brilliant. He loves me. Big 24 pack. Her sister was like, fuck you, you only bought her a fucking nine pack.
SPEAKER_02We told her my man, my man's like satz and bruh. Tens of satin, bro. Okay, Alibra. She's going to Annieborough, she's to bring a big fucking big massive hobbag. Just to get it. It's a black tin box. It's pills, you know what I mean? Yeah, big truck sack. I go, look, she's a crop bag over here. She's a way to get a carry out. Just tap it away, drop it. No, you can get the offline, you can't get the bars. Only certain bars will get in for a certain thing.
SPEAKER_01I don't remember sets around. It's a fucking herbal. Was it Stagger? Nah. Do you remember Stagger? Oh, stagger, I think.
SPEAKER_02It's a pills, so late. Holson, did we see that? Holson Pills, I was about to say it. It doesn't have weight or something, weight or anything on it. It's like it's it's not at least for like. It's full of eatabs. We all manage one late with the road left. Satan bra? Saturn, we got hold on foxing, it was full of the bangle.
SPEAKER_01My mate's ma was a black taxi one. Up and down the road. And she fucking. She was never in the house at the weekend, she was always out fucking small. And one of her feds was on. So you were fucking up till two o'clock in the morning. And it was like, I just come up to our house. I'd bring a carrier. And his ma had fucking something in the fridge. I can't remember what it was, just remember his man coming on about four or four in the morning. Everybody's sleeping in the living room. Ah yeah, it's fucking boss. I just fucking drank my fucking carryout. That's the end of it. We all fucking four o'clock in the morning. We were all meant to be staying there. Kids like me, like, what the fuck are we gonna do? Had to go down the house, wrap a door in my man. I thought you were staying in his house. Told me drank his mass carryout. Out the fuck. And we were never allowed back in again. That was the end of the edge. That was it. Oh fuck. I think the next time there was a fate, or there was a football match on, and we had sky sports. And then I said, Don't be bringing anybody in in the house. And we had all the boys standing at the window.
SPEAKER_02What's the window?
SPEAKER_01Oh my god. I mean you can't get in his clubs, I know this is like a man.
SPEAKER_02We never ever let anyone the artist like fuck my dad was strict on that nick, but my sister, she me, the each or we never ever had a party in our house ever. My dad's strict on. Everyone's afraid of my dad her for everybody for some reason. They are like. And he's fucking very strict and then fuck we all grew up. I was like, what the fuck? Was she at the balls to the head? Our name walked in. She was there. Two wears were about four or five wiggles, we're all remates. He's like, oh. So we mob like the back. Yeah, what do you do? I said, I was like, the fuck? He's like, you smoke on. Yeah, I was like, oh he's like, give me. Drag his carrot and smoke his face. And he says, Foxy, get our snake to the little party every week, you get a free carrot. He took the face and talked the carrot and said, Foxy.
SPEAKER_01She done it because she your dad wouldn't hit her. Oh, I wouldn't have it. That was the difference. I know I didn't before we didn't have the balls. My mamma and dad, we sent my man and dad away to Annis. Do you remember you get a flight down to fucking Annis? Third English. And they could go to where the quad mum was from and all. And me and my sisters got my man and dad out for Christmas. And say it was about April time or something. And there was a big concert on it. I can't remember if it was Scooter or fucking something like that. It was on the King's Hall. My sisters were like, we're gonna go to Caramel and I went, sweet. So I said, I'm having the party. But my dad had two big garages, so I bought all the fucking furniture from two other rooms in the garage, and we were just having a food on fucking party. But I woke up the next fucking day, and my mate was cooking away, fucking bacon and sassy just nothing, mate. What do you get in? He said, in the food they made sweet. He says, I mate you one, he made me one. And uh my sister came in, she was flying the Grand Canaria the next morning, and it was all vacuum packed. Sassy's in the bacon switching wear in the fucking thing. She went fucking nothing. I can't vacuum pack in a fucking son. I went down in the fucking curly and I got your house like my sister's on that microphone. You have to do it, they're gonna tell go tell my man Dano how to eat on the formula of the fucking house. But see, over in the corner. Somebody must have fucking let a blue bag, carry a bag of plastic bag, and it was melted into the carpet. So I stuck a thing over the tablet. A cupboard, like a cupboard thing over the tablet. And it was about fucking six months later, my man's like, I fucking moved that. There's like a fucking blue, melted something in the fucking corner. So my sisters went, oh he had a party with us away. Fuck me. Six months later. I had no keys to the house. So see if my man and dad weren't in, I wasn't in. I was a fucking that's that's how start the fucking work. No one in the house.
SPEAKER_02We had a I I o I always have a key in my dad's house. I still have my own room in my dad's house, you know what I mean? I know he wanted to house. He was back. And he was living there for about eight weeks now. I was coming back. Did you open that door? How'd you open that door? I mean, you've got a key. It was, you have a key, you fucking rap. How'd you get a key? You haven't lived here in about seven years. He's living there and he can't get a key. It was that's fucking well. That's when you know you're a cold ball's fucking. He went what? He's like, it's not fucking I can't get a key in my own house. I'm living here.
SPEAKER_01He had a key. Oh well, my man died I still don't have a fucking key anymore. That was it. That key got top of me, I wasn't. They didn't want me back. 100%.
SPEAKER_02It's fucking days are long gone
Why Kids Parties Changed
SPEAKER_02now, anyway. All the fucking the parties no kids really have parties anymore. See now, see parents don't actually let their kids party in the house by their. Parents don't get involved.
SPEAKER_01I think because they come from that age and that's just what you do. We went to have a party for him when he was 15. And I think it was like an all Ireland day. It was, because it was September. All Ireland was on, something else was on, like a football match during the day. And I was like, Remember, you bring it up. And he went, I'm gonna bring 15 or something. I said, that's dead all. I'd buy you all pizzas, right? And he went, right. I mean, where are you going out? No, we're all going out to watch such and such the All Ireland or whatever. Right, right, right. And you're all coming back here, yes, yes, dead on. And we were sitting and sitting and sitting. Five o'clock, six o'clock, he didn't come. She says to me, What are we gonna do? I said, Well, what? I'm waiting until we order pizzas for everybody. Fucking pizza's coming. Half night, ten o'clock. I'm out in the fucking street little on down. Here he was fucking down. I went, yeah, well. I know. I was I was the last real bust up I had like I was fucking. I think, yeah, we busted 15, fucking, almost birthday, polluters. I went up and racked this fucking PlayStation. Did you? I thought you did. Yeah, I had to think. Racked the PlayStation, like fucking, instead of ragging him, I'm gonna rack the PlayStation. I know fucking dinner. You think about it like that wasn't even the worst thing, it could have been fucking done, the things I fucking done.
SPEAKER_02But that's like it's as I say, like you're you're sending me your you're like every time they about a communion party and I had like see communion parties, parents are throwing big garden parties in the fucking back garden and they're all drinking, and there's kids, the people, there's fucking people or kids drinking. I'm like, what's he doing drinking? And I was like, well, and then one of the sluice putting machines have a bag in it. So it's just getting mixed up then. What the fuck are you doing? No, the one with green, the green sluice puppies I got, no kids there to touch it.
SPEAKER_01All the kids are drinking the green.
SPEAKER_02All the kids fucking drinking. I was like, what are you doing? He's alright, he's fucking four. We used to go away and speak to you.
SPEAKER_01No, your man Dag got friendly with a couple from fucking England or something. I used to get the youngest kid to the hood, I used to get the black. And they used to be, what's wrong with Simon? No, he's he's falling about an awful lot.
SPEAKER_04Get out of the fire ball.
SPEAKER_02Next day the kids didn't fucking hang over. Oh, I fucking happy, Judy.
Protein Breakfast And Final Thanks
SPEAKER_0270 grams of protein? It's a good way to start your day. Paddy's 20 parts of having you have 70 grams of protein in the what I mean.
SPEAKER_01I normally don't eat bastards, so I've done well. Great. Delicious. You didn't need the MW pink things, either? Did you? Why did that eat the wee pink things? You mixed them in with us. You mixed them in with rich? I didn't I just didn't hail it, I just showed it look. You're not fucking walking.
SPEAKER_02Robbie William took it. 100%. Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_01Thank you, Humid. Food was delicious. Check it out. The wings of Saturday.