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The Public Nuisance Podcast #080 “What Happened 9 Months ago?!” with Gavin Burns

• Sean McComb • Season 1 • Episode 80

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Welcome to a new episode of The Public Nuisance Podcast with me, Sean McComb.


This week we welcome Gavin Burns to the podcast.


We cover professional boxing, YouTube success, selling hot tubs during COVID, social media algorithms, going viral, podcasting, travelling to Kazakhstan, horse meat, food abroad, caravans, ADHD, Belfast culture, traveller traditions, Guinness rankings, Belfast pubs, harp vs Guinness, favourite beers, family life, becoming a dad, pregnancy, growing up in Turf Lodge, street fights vs boxing, old-school foods, corned beef, spam, music, YouTubers, travelling with kids, electric cars, scooters, road safety, funny Belfast stories, content creation and much more.


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Chapters

00:00 Intro
 00:01 Sean McComb's Hot Tub Business During COVID
 03:14 The Reality of Boxing Money & Fighting at the Top
 05:29 Boxing Sacrifices Nobody Sees
 07:37 Why Boxing Is One of the Hardest Sports in the World
 09:12 Going Viral & Social Media Reality
 12:00 How YouTube Changed Everything
 14:08 Sean's Big Life Announcement
 15:02 Weird Foods, Corned Beef & Spam Taste Test
 17:29 Horse Meat in Kazakhstan & Food Abroad
 22:00 Buying a Caravan You'll Never Use
 23:40 Full-Time YouTube & Content Creation
 25:06 Street Fights vs Professional Boxing
 27:11 Traveller Culture & Tyson Fury
 31:16 Growing Up in Belfast
 34:02 Becoming a Dad & Family Life
 36:36 Meeting His Wife & Music Memories
 40:40 Belfast Nightlife & Favourite Doormen
 41:54 The Best Guinness in Belfast
 47:10 Guinness vs Harp Debate
 52:40 Family Photos & Digital Memories
 55:36 Electric Cars, Scooters & Road Safety
 01:01:37 The Chicken Feet Challenge & Outro

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Hot Tubs And Facebook Hustles

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it right here.

SPEAKER_02

I used to have a business call in it. Used to sell uh hot tubs like fuck and uh during lockdown?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I remember that there.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, I used to do it, mate. We recording it, I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_01

What's that river song?

SPEAKER_02

Just what I used to do, Sean, right? And then I'll scumbag for doing it. I used to. I used to I used to fucking uh I used to put a picture up because everyone would see back in the day. See lazy spas, mate. They were like, Hey and Steve, you can get them. I used to go up and go, I had an anti-box. I upload a picture box, it's lazy spa. The winner didn't collect it, we're giving it away. Just like comment sure, and you'll get the fucking the lazy spa, mate. Used to get 22 fucking thousand like shirts, huh? And it was an anti-box, no one ever got it. Alright. So I was like, uh, like I mate, and then I sold up. See a page on Facebook, uh, because I had a friend's called Bits and Pieces. I sold that page for stones. Someone bought it off me. I was like, build on nothing. I know, mate, and see the thing is like I was selling, like, was ratting out hot tubs, but hot tubs for one year, mate. See, during COVID, you couldn't fucking rent that tub like you couldn't get them anywhere. Nah, but once I once I sold, like, once I sold all the hot tubs, I sold them all. I was stuck with a page. All these like competition pages wanted bad. And then I was like, sweet, I should end up getting fucking phones for it. Hank's some joining runs it now. He's got all my reviews. He's a journey, Rick. Hot tub is fucking great.

SPEAKER_01

Here's my trunk's done that hot tub.

SPEAKER_02

There were some bad ones, like it was alright. There were some bad ones.

SPEAKER_01

There was uh every woman through a face buying hot tubs, bars, but building bars. That's I I actually had it because we were buying our house at the time and I was like, I'm gonna turn out guys in the bar, still haven't done it. I'm glad I haven't done it because I like enough drinking and you're pitching the acquirement. I know, I know, I know, I know. That's what I mean. I've I had a bar in my house. Uh I was actually saying this to Pete Tilly all day. I was like, When we're almost buying bars, we're making bars. My dad made one cracker at the back and I was gonna do one in my garage. I'm glad I'd never done it because it's just be a booze back.

SPEAKER_02

I know.

Fight Night Budgets And Weight Cuts

SPEAKER_02

I actually I was in the snow when last Monday your dad came up to me and he was like, Ah, ah, well, I don't know who he but I don't know it was your dad. I said, Well, I see you're on the YouTube and all I say, oh and he's like, I'm Sean's dad. I was like, Ballic, sorry, what's happening? He was saying about he was like, Oh Sean, he's meant to be fighting. Like, have you got a fit yet?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know if you're saying no, no, I'm fitting on that first of uh August here, three weeks. Where's where is it? That's in three arena, and I'm just meant to be on the crook bill. You deserve to be honest, like I know it's just one I'm hanging see like people don't understand the the the the pal the the political thing. See, like, see when people hasn't coming out on it, there's a small budget, even though it sells 80,000 tickets, and that's a lot of revenue coming in. But it's a big fucking price to to pay for Crow Park, and then it's a big p p price to play to pay Katie. So they're not card to budget slow plus it's sold out. So the promoters are gonna put the like the cheapest fights on that possibly can.

SPEAKER_02

Put the two headlines on and then like spend that.

SPEAKER_01

But it's what weight do you what weight do you weigh? I weigh right now about 70, but unboxing 63 and a half. That's amazing. I'm uh very new.

SPEAKER_02

And it's hard to tell people sitting down, people see me and real and go, Oh mate, you're really short. I'm five foot two. Sean, what are you about? Six foot, I'm six foot. And he's fucking lighter than me. But that's way like how the how are you how you shouldn't do that?

SPEAKER_01

I seen Potty Barr this morning. I was with him this morning, he's five foot, but it raised five foot two as well, and he's 73 kilos, he's higher than me. I was like, that's ridiculous. He was like, I don't know what here.

SPEAKER_02

So I heard do you do you drive you drive the Dublin? Do you have a few?

SPEAKER_01

I used two eyes to drive the Dublin every single day every trainer on the house. That's that exactly, bro. Like people don't damn and off.

SPEAKER_02

People don't see that shit. No, I know. People see him winning and all and go, fuck me, yeah, he's doing well. I know. But like this shit, like driving two hours, double and two hours back every day.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, I used to uh fuck me, mate. I stayed there for a week bit and then I was like, no, what's he living in a hotel when you're trying to be like because at the end of the day, you have to make weight, you have to lose weight, nutrition. Like you can't live in a hotel and eat eat eat out every night. Plus, I was coming home to the gym and the channel, I felt better. And I was like, no what? I loved it to work on a podcast, listen to uh the podcast a few times then. I was just I get the journey and just going, this is a fucking gig, laughing the whole way down, uh, and then I've seen the way back podcast on

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Boxing Grind Meets Content Life

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But for a pretty mate, like people don't see that shit. You're fucking travelling a lot. Like a lot or people only like see when I see a look, see for me, because I'm not even big into boxing, so like I don't really appreciate the shit you go through. But see, like the shit a boxer does, like, when they're not fitting, it's it's it's insane. I guess the mentality is have is it's big, mate.

SPEAKER_01

Like my pick of holiday, come on the card.

SPEAKER_02

Here's when's your bird you weeks. Mate, my birds do we have a big one. What happened eight months ago? We're putting him three for an angle.

SPEAKER_01

The game's that straight regular than that way, it's Belfast.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, but see boxers, like I and I was I always say on my podcast, see the full short or short shot in the water, mate. Uh like just the free splitters.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't get it, unfortunately, but it skipped my house. Do you know what? It must be someone says it's me the order, and I was like, fuck, I've never actually I've never thought of it like that. It's the hardest individual sport in the world here and mummy. Even though it's the like you think of how good we are at this sport. Say if we play tennis and we were as good as we are now at this, we'd be clout, we'd be loaded. Say if we play golf and we were as good at golf as we are boxing, we'd be loaded. So if we play football and we were as good at football as we are boxing, because you think about it, bro. Like I'm ranked in the top ten in the world. The top ten in the world at my weight class. So say I was a left winger and I was ranked in the top ten. You'd be multi, multi-millionaire. So in the world, when you think of the whole world as an individual, I'm ranked like in the top ten. So uh imagine that as another sports person, but you should go back. But you should be ranked one, mate. You should be one. You know what I mean? Fuck me get road, but fuck shake but so matters to kids is don't be boxing, thus fuck and do what games doing, get on the YouTube, get on the pants, go boxy, don't be listening to me. I have no fucking clue.

SPEAKER_02

It's not all, mate, it's not all fucking. I drink I my content is to do what you can. Sometimes I've done videos, mate. Like, I'm too drunk. I was like, I have three videos I've done, and I was like, fuck it. They're not posting it.

SPEAKER_01

But you know what? They'll probably do the best.

SPEAKER_02

My best ever video me wasn't gonna post it. See, it's uh just like near, I think it's a hundred thousand. Some days I wasn't gonna post it. I was like, some watch yourself.

SPEAKER_01

You're cringing like, oh yeah, you think you're gonna go, fuck me, it's just not good. But see at the end of the day, that's what people want to watch. The madness to fucking go crap.

SPEAKER_02

They do. That's one thing I noticed about, especially like this country. Like, I know like loads of people don't give a fuck about like see the right hangs to curb but is mental health, is all the good stuff. You're meant to curb about that. Yeah, but no one, no one like people rather watch some cunting out and just doing something stupid or having a laugh or drinking. People the views will be on that. See all the important stuff, no one cares. Man, it's our country's so backwards, but it it's it's it's entertainment to know.

SPEAKER_01

Someone wrote to me the other day. I put a TikTok up of some fella over in Amsterdam's hairline, started there, and it was like he had a big long hair, he looked like your mafia. Man, I even know Five yeah, he looked like your maf and screen. Maybe no the fucking hair, but it is her started there, and I put a video up going, Ack for a fuck, say there's me in five years. You know what I mean? But I mean, like his hair literally would run a circle there, just pure ball at the front. I was like, fuck. Someone underneath my TikTok video going, like basically saying leave the fella alone. And I went, listen, I'm not out to insult the fella. The fella doesn't know me this video. He's from Amsterdam, he's 99.9% chance never gonna see it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, does someone actually pull you on it?

SPEAKER_01

Slapping to me under the comments, and I just replied saying, Someone, no one's ever gonna see it. The fella who I am in that insult him because he's never gonna say it, so you can't be insulted when you don't know. And I was like, Plus, people come on to social media for a bit of a laugh, and that's all I'm doing. I'm just having a laugh. I'm allowed to be happy, people come on here to be happy. Uh in your case, you're not coming on to be happy, you're coming on to give it to people. Fuck I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02

I mean that's probably something fucking third floor, you know what the fuck's next door. It's people like see the the most people who like don't like your stuff, or like it's people you usually know. Like, that's who that's who it is, I mean that's just the way it is. And so the best thing, like not the best thing, but a good thing you do, like starting the podcast, like see all that, see the the the the generation we live in now and like see podcasts, you know, it all helps your boxing career. Like even even though you probably don't like it, does it?

SPEAKER_01

Um no one knows me for boxing. Do you do you do you get recognized going are you the podcaster? Someone knows me all day. No who knows what see cultys, they love me and see every time a cultie sees me, we gab 'em. They love you too. I'm like, oh yeah, what I am boys are all cultures. Like you say, it's never wasn't terrified for a lot of school. Oh, your podcast is burning because I don't watch it. It's not it's cultys and all these people from Australia tax me this morning, mate. Some fella randomly taxed me before he was replying a story, saying look I'm well. Sweet click and didn't go, what's he what do you see me? He wasn't replying. I've had I've had that new like saying, Looking well, mate, here love the podcast, gives me a wee bit of sense of back home. It's fucking great. Keep it up. And I was like, that's like some probably some culture living in Australia. Some power and stuff.

SPEAKER_02

But see, see as well, like uh people probably wise it's like see see on my Instagram, right? See when I post something now, right? I'm starting to grow a bit of a follow on me on Instagram. Yeah. And see if I post something, mate. Do you know when you click on who likes your stuff, you'll see, like, you'll see your the people you follow first. Yeah, and then you'll see people who follow you. You obviously can't follow everyone back because you you you you're you just it just you don't know them.

SPEAKER_01

I don't want to get lost. I see a lot of things about post something who's wrong. I just can't keep my what's going on. I mean look at it, they're just cool. Like, I don't know why I do.

SPEAKER_02

So if you follow someone, right? Like if someone follows you and you f like you don't want to follow all randomers back because when you grow on your feeds, you don't even know what the fuck you're gonna have. So you you only f I I only follow people back that I personally know. Yeah, but see now I mate because my YouTube channel's growing and like every like I'm like I'm full, I'm full-time YouTube, and I mean I'm making I'm making more money than I'd leave in the dream. Fuck that dogs. But here anyway, like see see now where I post something and like you like Instagram let you see who views your stuff, but they'll put your friends first. See now, mate. See now click there's like four people on my Instagram, and then the rest are just the people that follow me. Like people see people want to see you do well but not not bad. I mean I I've I've like the last couple of weeks has been a big like a big happening for me. And when's this gonna Tuesday? Tuesday. Well, I can't I'll I'll say something now. It's a big um like a life-changing announcement. I I'll I can tell you off camera. On the 29th, you'll see it. Um we me and Lambo we got a fucking massive opportunity last year and it's it's all coming to later. It comes out on the 13th of August.

SPEAKER_01

I'll tell you uh Day before my birthday too comes out, Latha.

Taste Test Beetroot Spam And Tins

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But here anyway, I went the ass, that's where I was late. I wanted the um I brought three three items in here I want you to try. Were you already trying to show? Oh wow. So I'll tell you what it is, right? I'll tell you what it is, right? Because it'll be a bit of crack. The first one and I tried in my day, mate. The first one, I don't know, because you're from Third Floor, you're probably like, oh, I should talk any dog.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, Pitrich like Peter. Bitroot makes you fitter.

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So you don't so we're even a bunch of.

SPEAKER_01

So you recover quicker when you're boxing. So I have the right way shots of Pitrich puree when I was boxing.

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You'll you'll have no problem. So I I heard I was a third one in the third floor to half text and came out of halfway. See, third floor, tomorrow's good. You're not having it. You like Peter and you know there's no point you trying to.

SPEAKER_01

I would eat spams. What's your sandwiches? Seriously? R steam. That's what he was eating. That's what he was eating.

SPEAKER_02

Can you eat that, Nick, off out of a tin nick?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, silly, didn't I?

SPEAKER_02

Well well, it's here, right? There's one more in there for you, right? I thought you I don't know what you smell at you. Sparms. Sean Branch said your mouth upon the mic wave and off. Sparm That's that's the turf lodge. Now he's got the dog in him. Spam's all right.

SPEAKER_01

Listen, we grew up and fought on. We read Rambioli and toast now 25.

SPEAKER_02

So I did try and get corned beef, right? It was an ass that's our ass that doesn't have corned beef. Sold out, you must be fucking living on. So you just have to I don't know. Give me the it's b it's called Bacon Girl. It's funny and keeping it. So I done a video the other day and I couldn't get the key open. Yes, you should you try and open the show. I don't want to try it, you can try it. Yeah, what is it? I don't know. Why wouldn't they give you corn would you would you have a corned beef if I broke corn beef? I would eat any. It's not funny, eh? That's third floor, so I mean you're fucking bread in there, bastards. That's it, don't happen. Are you mad? Oh, shit, Murphanol's a boy. I broke. I will hear. No, here, no, I hink here. No Sean, I hink. Oh I will say no, I hinkers are we are we hang on the side? Because I had to do it the other day. Oh yes, it's mad the breakers at the eye right now. See you right now. I had one the other day in the videos, corn beef, and you take a whole litter of it through the Yeah, twist it, don't you? Doesn't that like corn beef now? I don't like a lot of chicken. Horse meat? I heard it was horse meat. I did, and um someone will let us know it's horse meat. Is it legal to sell horse meat? I don't know. See if you were in China, would you try dog meat? Have you?

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He's already tried.

SPEAKER_02

I probably have. Have you?

SPEAKER_01

It's an RST every week. Well I see do you know what? I've had I've had uh Burr meat in Kazakhstan. Unbelievable. I was in Kazakhstan.

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Ah broke a bastard.

SPEAKER_01

I was in Kazakhstan and uh I had Burr meat and it was unbelievable. Pure lean, like steak, unbelievable.

SPEAKER_02

I haven't even had a kangaroo burger from McKerfis Market. I swear to god, I'm like my pods, like fucking I've I live off. Big Max and fucking Guinness.

SPEAKER_01

The Guinty? You're fucking planting your nutrition in the Guinness anyway.

SPEAKER_02

Here, so who you fighting from while you open that up? Who you fighting?

SPEAKER_01

Uh I'm fighting some a fella from Argentina. I don't even know his name. Where are you going? Lena? Um hi Lena. He's getting fucking banned. I seen uh who was it was fucking I seen remember can all resume that his content? That's still after a fork. Fuck me.

SPEAKER_02

It's the same teeth. They shouldn't be serving things. Like I think that's fucking uh like imagine a pensioner trying to open that up. You're like you're a professional backs, you can't get that fucking tin open. Like that's madness. Jesus crazy. Jesus fucking crazy. Is he getting it open now?

SPEAKER_01

That's nice, like. Is it? That's actually nice on spam. Because it's like smoked, smoked bacon.

SPEAKER_02

Is that what it's like? So I I went out and done a video with the Orteas while I let your chat. Give four back in that dirt. So I went out and done a video of the Orteas where I brung it in. I was like, I'm gonna get you on the chat. You will like it. I'm gonna get you on the chat. I uh done a YouTube video on the the top five things that I think taste disgusting. One was marmite, one was spam, one was uh corned beef, one was um a fish. I've never I've never had a fish, so I got a face from a chippy and uh face and sippy's alright, doesn't it? Well I've never had a fish ever, so I didn't know what to expect. But I mean the fucking face wasn't too bad. It just tastes like a white chicken gooja.

SPEAKER_01

I had salmon for the first time when I was about I was about five years old, first time ever eating fish like fish apart from face and sippy. That's a call. But I'll call it doesn't even taste like a proper fish, but I had a salmon and it taught me ages to fucking try and like get myself around eating it because my floor, my nutritionist can't put it. My dad's with an egg. I don't like fish. It's like trash, it's fucking tragic eating chicken, I had it's great. Unbelievable. I was like, fuck me, I'm missing it.

SPEAKER_02

I near enough have a phobia of eating fish. I don't know what it is, mate. See like face fingers, cat's muscles, dollars. See all that shit, mate. Fuck I can't.

SPEAKER_01

I had a look. See when I was a kid. We I went and had a load of Woollocks. I had about sixty Woollocks. Did you with the wee pinning all pulling the fucking eyes out there? We snatters, you pull a sn you pull you out and then either like we snatters. I threw you up everywhere. See from it. I've never had any other face gain until I had that salmon.

SPEAKER_02

They're just like slugs from the sea. Like aye, great. No, like snails. We saw a snail.

SPEAKER_01

A seal

Caravan Life Restless Minds YouTube Dreams

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a s a sea snail.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's what that's what they are. You get them in Black has I don't know if I do on Black or Tane. I've met some fellow and he's a full time willing picker. You have me at the end of the house. The only ore hang it down or that had that was actually fucking they can claim is is um Yellow Man. Do you ever do you ever read it?

SPEAKER_01

Yellow man?

SPEAKER_02

So it's like basically honeycomb, right? And it comes in a wee bag, like you know what honeycomb is? Uh huh. But it's like really like yellow. It's more yellow and it's really like rock hard, and you like just break bits of it eating it off. You only get in ball castle. That's fucking great. What?

SPEAKER_01

You only get in ball castle?

SPEAKER_02

It's really it's good. It's good. It's called Yellow Man.

SPEAKER_01

If you ever done a Glamour Square, our days fucking has a caravan down there on a tax and bringing it.

SPEAKER_02

Where's he on? He on uh Silvercliff, or I don't know. What's it called? It used to be called Silvercliffs, it's called like Highway Coast or something there.

SPEAKER_01

There's two of them up, there's two caravan sites in there or run or two, I don't know. There's there's about a hundred people in Belfast on it. He was like, buy one of those caravans, yeah. We chopped his selling as a caravan, but you should bat. I was one bat. I went down his one, no everyone, every car. I was like, fuck me, you go away to Heshore. And then next thing there ever goes me. Why why would you even consider banning a caravan for? You're never here. You work on the weekends, I work on the weekends, and she's singing, I'm like fuck through, but I don't even thought about that. See, that's where we men just go on there and stay.

SPEAKER_02

Well, here, I'll tell you the truth, right? I bought a caravan there on Coney Island, right? I bought it last year, and do you know many times I've stayed on that caravan? Once. Once, mate. I don't like it. Because see, I'm a riddle right here. See, mate, I can't do it. People can chill out like sit in the sun now. See when I go out there when when the missus not, mate. She was laying some baby and she was like, You're not sitting down. I was like, I can't. I can't listen to your fucking full song. I can't see how I land baton, mate. I just roll about and fucking My my my brain just beats it in order.

SPEAKER_01

I need to watch people, I need to see what people turn into. See like my mate summer and I'm not drinking and I fuck I don't know what to do myself, I'm sitting fuck me. And she's like, What's wrong with me? I'm not on the phone on it. I don't want to be sitting starting on the phone looking at anything. She's like, What are you doing? This is the way I hang and go fuck me. That's my pen. I wasn't gonna get it. The difference?

SPEAKER_02

I think I I I don't know, I was never diagnosed with it, but like everyone tells me I have it. I can't even like loads of stuff I just fucking like. See and see when I bring in my child in the morning, mate. See because I don't work no more and like I get paid. I like I just have to do a couple of videos a week and that like. That's great.

SPEAKER_01

That's what that's what you I you I remember you saying, like, that's what you want to do. And that's what was your own vision to do what you're doing.

SPEAKER_02

Do you know who like my favourite my favourite YouTubers um ever is uh there's a guy called he's a f he's from Wales, he's called Samuel Wilson. Have you ever heard of him?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

So there's a guy he he's amazing and mashtag Brady's the other one. That's my two favourites. Well every night I'll like just watch all their stuff and that that's that's what I want to do. Sam Wilson does a lot of like traveling videos. See when you're fucking away from kids and you can't do traveling videos, so you're just starting to fucking belfast. But like sometimes I've I've gone like f very far away and the videos haven't done well. It's like me just fucking on the fourth road, you know what I mean? I realised like people in this country just want to see you having a crack and a bar like that's what people want to watch.

SPEAKER_01

So many ones in Castle Street I'd be going, that's lethal, because that's just that's us. Like we see every day, and he's doing it. He's just doing it for me, but we see every day.

SPEAKER_02

You could actually do Docam Free in Castle Street, mate.

SPEAKER_01

Our gyms are top of our castle street, me just stand every day. Next door's our food shot, I ain't going like it's I I could stand there all day.

SPEAKER_02

School late just live streaming.

SPEAKER_01

And people are just live streaming. But like on the edge, I'm like, all right, though. I ain't gonna fuck me all the way. I was going, fuck who's for over and our steam is hanging on fucking then, give me close hand doors.

SPEAKER_02

I seen Steam last night, he's run out of jail. Oh, I seen him last night. He's we were starting to know the guys to happy weight rack. He just can't he can't talk. Well I says I says, What's happening? He goes, Fuck him, I mean a door fucking putting jail. I was like, Steam, calm down. Oh, it's up to 100 like yeah, he can but uh he fought on our remember we don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that's right, he was doing well, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

He can fight like a big box.

SPEAKER_01

You can tell he could he you did he box as a kid? Oh, he boxed, but he he he always used to fucking he was always screwed like he always used to leg it. So whenever he had a spot or anything, he used to leg it. He fought Courtney Hill and twice. Oh that's right, Courtney's. Yeah, because they went to school again and then Courtney boxed for Nell he boxed forty twenty. And he fought Courtney, they're both fought each other and then uh he never had the balls, but he was good at it. But he and he just wasn't around for rack when he was a kid and I mean like doing him like he and the plus he was riddled his days as well.

SPEAKER_02

Ah he he's right. So tell me as so see as you're a boxer.

Street Fights And Boxing Restraint

SPEAKER_02

See if you get into a fight outside, like say you're out in a fucking bar or something, would you box? Or would you like you know the way a street fight or no?

SPEAKER_01

I don't swing for health. When you're black guy. When you're bluter lot, I ain't telling you my birds hit me before. Like she was like, Sean, you can't fit. I don't want to walk on. Foxy. I'm gonna fight in the ring, but I'm gonna. Who's out the window? It's not like you're gonna hit hands up, can't they? No what's it? See someone was come at me with her hands up like that in the fight, I'd be squanderful. I would go, what are you at? Fuck off. Usually in a fate, it's just free for all that free for all, but like hey, like I've never had a street fight. It depends. I've had loads and loads of street fights going up, like loads and turf, but I've never actually just walked like like had an organised fight. You know what I mean? A fight usually starts with dig where like someone hits you, you hit them. It's not like going like that, and then hitting them and just whacking them, and then it just starts. Whereas like I see him on an eight either, but uh any fight they've been involved in has happened where like you're just walting someone or they're walting you, and it's it turns into a scuffle. There's never been a lot of people. I'd say if I was to go and meet someone, have a like he knows he's fighting, and I know I'm fighting, I would probably put the condepples up and go, like, that's cool and boxing.

Traveller Culture Cash And Respect

SPEAKER_02

You were just boxing. I um see just you seeing a traveller. Mate, I've been trying to get loads of travelers watching my stuff. They send me seeing I wake up in the morning, I have about ten videos of people drinking Guinness. Like, people send me videos on splitting cheese. And there was it was a couple of travelers done at the other day, and I myself I would love to spend a day with the travellers. That's a video I want to do. So if I travelers watching, and you let me spend a day with you, message me and I'll come up. I think it would be the most important.

SPEAKER_01

I know a lot of gay travellers in Molongar, you hear boxes.

SPEAKER_02

I know all the Percells. But the only like these traveller men that don't like a camera. See when I'm out there, I've drank where like like uh the boys, the all the travellers that own the sites and all. So see when they drink show, the women will sit at one table and the men will sit in the other and the women don't buy drinks. And see if you're out with them, you're not allowed to buy a drink. And see if you buy a drink back, they take a bath. Like they're fucking like slaby and all. And like I'm trying to be nice back, like they don't they just have their ways, and like I think the traveler community is the most interesting thing.

SPEAKER_01

We were talking about this morning, Andrew Ran popped in our gym, me and Mario A and Andrew were talking and like if they were just having a conversation about stuff. And he was saying about like women, like it's something about being he's like, Did you watch that fury thing? And I was like, What is it?

SPEAKER_02

He's like about the Last Hear Let's hear travel voice.

SPEAKER_01

I wasn't even traveling voice. Andrew Ran is a traveller, he's been fucking uh cork. He's like, Did you hear that traveller? He's like, Did you watch that fury thing? And I was like, ah, the fuck and the fury he talked about. He's like, geez, I find it quite interesting. I wasn't a fan of him before because of all the sexist stuff and all, but then I'm like, I was going, That's the way they are. We see it as being people from the shape, what's sexist? He's treating her like shit. But that's you have to understand their culture and respect it. That's how they talk to women, that's how they behave. Like, there's so much kings that the everyday life people would say is wrong, but they they that's how they live.

SPEAKER_02

But see the grab them it's not a thing, yeah. Ever ask something grab them when you see another member there was a big thing. You can grab women and then the big fat ones will grab the good looking ones. Uh huh. I actually asked, he's like, that's rape lads. Yeah, it's like talking to chips like that's that they're skyscraper, you can't do that. I was like, he goes, Do you think I'm a fucking pervert? I was like, no, I just seen it on because a lot of shows actually says that was a thing. But see, if you're a big fat greasy car, you're just going to grab the best looking man and that's but the dude they do my young and like the they are mm sometimes they are fixed margins now, but I think it's the most interesting culture in the world. Like I would love to do a video just spent a day, like 'cause they're they're all fucking mint. Where to get the money. No, I don't know where to get the money from, so I was like, I wouldn't have.

SPEAKER_01

What they do as well. They buy stuff up front case. Like, see they're buying a brand new car, and again, old fella who trained me, Johnny Joyce and he his dad died called resting and all the rest of it. His dad left money, whatever. He went and bought a brand spanking new four focus in the showroom case. He's like, why? Why not just he's like, nah, just when I just buy one two years older for half a price? Nah, just has to be brandy. And I was like, why? But like you tell me why? You've no you have no reason why you're bound a twenty twenty-one. You're banned a twenty twenty-one focus and you could have bought a twenty nineteen focus with half the price. Five thousand megs or not for a half a price. Ah no, because of the brandy.

SPEAKER_02

And see the thing is, Sean, see when he walks in, they were probably fucking skeptical. Oh, he's in the steel here. No, that's a good one. Most of them are fucking our our ones aren't the greatest like most of them are taxes me, Philip. Do you know what they and he watches podcasts flying? Do you see Edward? Edward voice notes. Do you know, have you ever seen the video and he's like, it's me and Black Tom here? I'm Black Tom. John Francis. And Edward from Martin. It's like tapping one of my bugs for me and Sean live. I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_01

He's taking the thing but I went my brother her parents lived next door to Glenn Hall, so I went into Glen Hall and they were all out drinking. Every one of them they're all like, fuck, we're getting photos throughout the house. Fuck, I went in here for one pant. It was on St. Paddy's Day. Uh me and my brother were telling me the child was getting too crowded for a child. When coming back, I was going nuts. I was like, Ray, come on out here. I was doing my heading 'cause I wanted to drink. But the child was too young, he was only two or something, and it was just too rude. I was like, Mark Road. So I was we better in a fucking bad movie up the road because I had to leave, you know what I mean? And then it was like, fuck me, I'd say it's fucking half four some five days over, or something happened fighting. It's like we fucked. I was just slabbing her. Seeing up the stairs, man, I made a bitch in my head, and we have a day as I ain't the fucking the Gleno next door, and all the travellers were at the night of my life. But no, there were no like when they were like the dads was fucking slabbing like fuck me about Coke. He was like, Coke ain't running the community and tell me I'm fucking he's like, You might need to get the we need to get it rid of it. We need to get rid of it. He's like, I fucking look at the hats everywhere.

SPEAKER_02

Do you know what I mean? What ages are we at? Five. I thought he meant to be Mary lads, he's gonna say, What the fuck? Were were you we must be going to the same parties or something?

SPEAKER_00

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so we are you ready for your fight

Kids 80s Music And Pub Talk

SPEAKER_02

then?

SPEAKER_01

Oh I'm ready to go there. Fucking was in Amsterdam or last week. That's where you could do we better fucking it's your man. Is he over a living? I don't see his the background of his videos, and that's where he is, he was taxing me yesterday, so he was home the other day.

SPEAKER_02

Cono because he's really really right wing, like he's fucking like he's loads of people don't like him there. So you when you speak your mind like that, people like turn on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you have to take shit. Um so he lives out there, he lives in Amsterdam. When he gets recognized in France and all, like he's I was out with me all week. Really nice guy and all. I think he puts a lot of it on for Instagram and all, but like he's his own brand and all, and he's like he's doing really well. But uh he's uh he's living in the dam. He invited me yesterday yesterday, he texted me saying, like, do you want to come over? Like invites me over and all but I uh see when you're away away from kids, mate. You're fucking no life like I know and like I need to see if I was it here Cono Toyle is looking at me to go over and stay with him, she would just be like, No. Like, no, he just abuses a character, or like he's he's like, well, no, um I don't know if it is or isn't it like she's like no no controversial just and just cause havoc.

SPEAKER_01

You have our freedom to do that with no kids, no burno name, but then how long does it last before you want our kids and yeah, it's a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_02

Like, like it's alright being like single and like living that life, but kids are better than any birds you're gonna be in the world. Sometimes you feel like fucking, but I mean, like the they're the best thing ever. Like waking up every morning, you're you're waking up feeling with joy and pride. Most people don't get that if they don't have kids.

SPEAKER_01

They don't they don't understand. I know it's it's an experience you'll never ever ever get until you have kids. I mean, you'll need to like imagine like going a full lifetime rather than having kids. Can't even grasp half imagination, even be like, imagine living a full life with no kids.

SPEAKER_02

You know, people what will you do yourself? People substitute like kids and like they'll like they'll get a dog and they get the same and crying out when your dog dies. Listen, it's sad. You'll cry for one day, but like that's it, like a chance for fucking his grave every day with a dog never shit. I know. Uh, kids are the best hang ever. I I'm my daughter's gonna be bored. You might hamburger. Uh do you know yet? So both hamburgers. We're we we're like two weeks after you, but um that's me done, like and not getting the s the snip, but no, I'm hanging off.

SPEAKER_01

Like, someone says me, he's like she's done my birds fell up. Now they're probably seeing as your own, just like, nah, I'm done with that. Is she like wobbling about the house can't sleep? Puffin Puffin's head something actually eating eggs, I'm like fucking age and mate, she's crazy. I ain't going, fuck me. But people are going, fuck, I must be done now. You get over that we've got a hard and they do it all again. I feel like going, well, it's not looking any harder on two kids, may as well just not be north of you, you know what I mean? I know, I'm just very sure. I know, but see the thing is.

SPEAKER_02

They're fucking dear, like the kids see back in the day, see my mass, see my ma say there's seven sisters. My dad said there's five, and then on Jolene's say there's like there's like seven brothers, like a big family. I know, I know. Like, and but they all wear Hammy downs, like a a fucking pot of stuff on the whole family. See now, it doesn't mean it's in order KFC. I'm ordering me a work at Singer Meal, her or she gets a trilogy meal, and he gets a fucking wee snack box. It's fucking 45 put or something. Do you know what I mean? Like it's it's not the scene, man. It's like that's cost me like fucking 50 quid, including delivery unjust eat, to feed the three of us. I know I got her fucking pregnant and had to go and get a to you happens like when you're fucking well.

SPEAKER_01

When you fucking look at fucking pregnant, had to go and get an attic dancing or conversion done, eh? Foxy. Oh, jeez, 40 grand.

SPEAKER_02

What the fuck? Fucking well for being a box, right? What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01

No, it's not she's member.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she actually sang at my cousin's uh wedding the other week. Maybe the other week in the other month. I was oh jeez, she's unbelievable. Ah, she does well. She's fine. Did you fall in love with her or her voice? I didn't even know she sang.

SPEAKER_01

Tell I Matter, Foxy. She didn't sing when I was gone her. She sang a wee bit, like, but not nowhere near as much as as like as much as she does not end. I matter because she's a TV producer as well. Is that right? So she was doing a TV documentary on me and Potty Barnes talking Irish. And then I matters to you that and then started like Goma a wee bit and then fucking just like does she sing to you in the house or anything? No, I sings me asleep. Nah, she doesn't sing at all, Foxy. Nah. And then R he sings flat out. He sings all grown-up songs. Because that's all he's listening to, he does. He sings like str we we be here in the stairs and you just hear something in the background, you go hit pause on the TV, and you hear him upstairs singing sweet dreams and all these and 80s music. I'm like, fuck me.

SPEAKER_02

See you saying that too. One of the best ever singers died today, Bonnie Taylor. I should die earlier on, but about an hour ago, she sang Tully Clips to heart.

SPEAKER_01

What happened to us so late?

SPEAKER_02

She sings it's 84 songs. Do you know what's this thing? Like Leon, do you know Leanne Rhymes? Oh, I know right. She's only like like you see her as like an old 1950. That's mad. She see when she done that hit single. What was the song Leanne Rhymes song? It was like it's one of the most famous songs. I've ever talked about it before. But she sung a song, mate. She's fucking 15 when she sang it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I seen that their own thing, actually. Her biggest hit was when she was 15 years old. 15 years old. I sang that.

SPEAKER_02

What's the Can't Fight the Moonlight from Kyrie? No, it was there was a there was she sings that too, but Hurry I Live. Hurry I Live. That song, Hurry I Live, is unbelievable. She was 15 when she fucking sang it. That's why I grew up listening to that. My man die and I would listen to that song grew up. And then I listened to it and I go on, ah, she must be at least 90. She's like fucking 48 or something. She's near the same age as me. I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? I know it's just fucking she's on pause. But I I see 80s music, mate. I've I always say I was born in the wrong air. Like, see 80s music, mate. I don't think I'll ever be. See all the shit. People listen to him. See TJ's not like I I I don't I don't know. I think it's me getting old. I just love see sitting in the barn in the background like all the other 80s and I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01

See people who love a drink, like me and you, and f alcoholics, I know I like I love music like that. That's what I that's what makes me want to know what I my dream is just sitting there floating pants, half cut, someone just putting out the good proper 80s music and I'm sitting there scrolling pants telling me.

SPEAKER_02

So I I've win going, I have bumped in the couple of them trot, but I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01

Trot, I love trot music. I don't trot, I don't like it. I love it. The instruments, I love Irish instruments. Fucking hard. I get to sit there. We went to Westport for Easter a couple of years ago. Fucking unreal, and then went to Tingle. Same idea, but we just love it.

SPEAKER_02

So I I like I like I appreciate any singer. Like I my like my favourite singer in the whole, like, I would rather watch this person who's local to us. You call him uh is it is it your German or these he's the Filipino guy from St.

SPEAKER_00

James's Jesus Christ, but he's he was not the same.

SPEAKER_02

He's a fucking talented guy. He can play like he plays like fucking mostly the songs he can play on a guitar, like rage songs on a guitar. He's so so talented like Castles in the sky and all those things. Oh jeez, he's classic Maniac T. Yes. That's such a talented. I like classes. I actually last Monday I taxed him. I he follows my Instagram. He's meant to come on our podcast before. I says, Where are you? I have some drink on a Monday, mate. That's her basic Where are you playing tonight, mate? Fuck, can't ignore me. I say, Fuck you, no, let us know her. I I go on his page and look and see like I don't even like you know, like he's just that busy. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

She's trying in the habit where she uploads on her story, where she's paying for four weeks ahead. You know what I mean? Because she'll have people who like where are you paying with all these masses and she doesn't open them? And she's like, It's too long, like starting and having a full conversation with every individual who just wanted to win. She just puts a story up saying playing and foundry from four to six. That's my favourite spot to go in the furniture.

SPEAKER_02

See Foundry, I don't care, but anyone says I would go to Foundry for a night out in a starting. See the doorman though. See our bar, mate.

SPEAKER_01

The Johnny on the podcast. He's a fucking stories than what he's more stories than Walt Disney.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, he is a fucking legend. And that's what I appreciate. See, see being a doorman. I think you need to like you need to connect the like the people coming into the bar, you need to like talk to the people. Like, there's a lot of doormen you walk up to and they're just locked down, you go, nah, nah. See him, mate. He's he's a bubbly cunt, he's just full of bubbles. Well, kid, what's happening? And that's not even me. He just know you know, he does know me through the pocket. But I watch him, mate. He's like out where everyone's everybody see see the thing is, you're more like see when someone's being that nice to you, uh you would respect it in the bar more. Like no one, like if he was to come up and put you out, you would listen to him. I hope. But there's people you would know you're in the order.

SPEAKER_01

You'd know he's coming up for a reason, you're coming to be a dickhead. If he had cause he's at nice with everybody, if he has to come up and put you out, it means you're being a dickhead. Yeah, you've got to be a good thing. And you go out, and you catch yourself on go right and so I'll leave.

SPEAKER_02

Uh yeah, that's 100%. He is he's the best doorman in that town. I think he is up his wages. Do you know what? We we I was in the all week, right? And I says, I think whoever came up with this idea is fucking brain dead, right? It's the owner of found you, right? Lovely to you for listening. I don't mean it, right? So they put a stall up for Coppersburg, right? And they were just giving free Coppersburg in. I was like, the promoter, I was like, uh, who the fuck's promoting Coppersburg and this? Then he's like, We all know what Coppersburg is. If you're giving free bottles out, we're gonna drink them for free and no one's gonna bat. That's so stupid. She was like, Do you want to try I won't want one mixed fruits love? That's the one I drink in the bar. Two mixed fruits.

SPEAKER_01

Drink two of them back down. I want to get mixed fruits.

SPEAKER_02

You spend a week fucking hanging on. Oh, you want you want to drink a fucking uh the new Powerball? Oh, I'll be dead. Spinning hanging on. Who the fuck's trying to promote Capersburg? It's one of the biggest drinks in. Everyone knows, everyone tries to be. You just don't give it out for free, it's it's insane. It's why I was like, I wasn't spending money at their bar because I was drinking it for free.

SPEAKER_01

I went to York a couple of months ago, and there was uh a fella there, an old Well, and he was going to a concert with his bird, but we were going for dinner, man. I had a panty guinness, he had a penny guinness, and then they were promoting uh Jameson whiskey. So we're walking around there free whiskey. And his clock was going behind his bird's back. But I wasn't with him. And I just knew him and I was talking to him and was cutting, I was like, uh shit's domestic. He was trying to get, and then he was making me hole and getting photos and all I wasn't drinking whiskey, and then the door was at me, because I love whiskey. I said, You're not drinking that, I mean one that I was turning around and he was going to get then your mom around again, he's like, grab him on again. See, I was in there for one pent that one pent again. This must have took me eight minutes. He had turned four wickies straight, I can't want to be there.

SPEAKER_02

Where where's your best place for a Guinness? A best place for a Guinness fuck. Like in two in bell fast. And maddens. I can't stand that, can't mate. John, he's a lot of. I I've had a bad experience. I know that's it.

SPEAKER_01

He brings it on himself, but like you need to I have people who at one stage were very friendly with John and loved him. John is he likes boxers, mate.

SPEAKER_02

See, because you're a boxer. See if you want a boxer, mate, he'd tell you to get out. Probably. See when you go in, see if you're not a boxer, he doesn't give a fuck about you. I went in before we're meeting Slice and we went in to do we say, would you like we're gonna split the G, we were doing a vlog, would you get out? I was like, mate, I'm not we had to drink the we had to drink a penny in the L. I said, Who the fuck's paying Sam fifty for a penny or bar and wants to drink it out in the L and say, Fuck that, mate? I says, I'd fit our places to be and I'd fucking give me my money. The best place in the town to drink at Guinness is um is Maddins. Maddens.

SPEAKER_01

Maddens is the best place.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, oh he's my own okay. 'Cause I I was down, I was actually I had a Guinness he came out and he says here I know our Guinness is the best, but I wanna let you he wanna let you try a harp so you can give me a harp. And then he said, Did you do a podcast in there? He says, My come done a podcast in here because you must have recognised me from the podcast And is uh ch chatting away. He's he has the best Guinness in the car.

SPEAKER_01

And I mean I drank and most bars for Guinness, like I want he he his Guinness is good, like I want the one before down and if I forget what the fuck the hotel was called it was down to Starn Passage Carling, just past Carlingford uh maybe on the dog somewhere like a castle, fucking castle, and on the dog and I drank about twelve pints of guinness, and still the other day I've never had a roll of guinness like I did that day I couldn't drank more. I was like, usually I drank about eight, nine, ten Guinness and one of the whiskey when I'm full and all the shit went working cool zero. You know what I mean? Is that what you drank? I just kept scrolling pints of guinness. I was like, eight hands and still the other day I've never had a good one of Guinness like that in my life.

SPEAKER_02

I think um Guinness gets you drunk way more than beer. See if I drink four guinness and drink four harp, I'm a lot more drunk than the guinness.

SPEAKER_01

See the gas and beer like a harp. See if I drink eight pence a harp, see the gas, it makes me go like fuzzy like like busted no fucking like I don't know, work I keep I think Guinness makes me a calm drunk, like a girl calm, happy drunk. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

Oh it definitely gets you the more drunker. See my wedding day, mate, we got married in the Hugo Management. And um I had some like Spanish guy working at the bar, right? And mate, I ordered it wasn't he made it was our brand, my brother. He ordered a paint uh Guinness and he handed him in a fucking uh it was a cardsburg glass. And he and he was like, My brother's drinking. I said, Why are you drinking? That'd be a cardsburg glass, and he's like, That's just a glass you give me. But but see in a beer glass and a Guinness glass, there's like a wedge in the back of it that like that helps like give it glass. That's a bad paint if you're drinking it from a man. I said, Go and give it back. Your mum was so confused. You can only pay, I'm sorry, you can only give Guinness in a Guinness class. See, if you're not getting it in that, you shouldn't be working on a barn. Oh, hundred percent. It's it's that's basic science. Like, if you're selling Guinness, it has to go in a Guinness class. And I was to see the best harp glasses. Can you remember the older ones? And they're proper paint glasses, they went up and then the harp was like thick. They're the best harp glasses, I haven't seen them in years. I don't do anymore. I was in Orlando. I was in Orlando last year. We went to Disneyland, right? And there was a pub. If anyone's going to Orlando when they're in, it's an Ape Cat, right? So an Ape Cat Disneyland, you can drink in every country in the world, right? Well, not everyone in so there's like France, you can go to France, you go to like all these China, you can go to like Germany, Italy, Italy, you know. Then you gotta come to the UK and there's there's a place called the pub. I went into the pub, mate, the two drafts in the pub, harp and Guinness. What the fuck? What draft in fucking Orlando? And I was like, what I couldn't believe it! I was like, give us two harp. Have you any idea? I says, I'm fucking 32. He says, but we need we need an ID, I said. I square the fuck, I says, Ghost need an idea, a pull pullman fucking driving license out. 32. We need two forms of idea. I don't need the fucking laugh. But fuck me, like give it a fucking pink. I end up getting it didn't serve Julie. It's like fucking. It's like fuck me. You think I'm fucking asking for a gun. The way they live over me, the like drink's the worst hanging. And then like the serve every ass first. But I a penny to harp and paint the guinness on draft in the in the UK fame bar. And like harp is like associated. We're like us. I know. Do you know apparently? No one knows about wait there. Have you ever heard of this? Apparently, I don't know if it's true. Every I've been told it numerous times. Apparently, the most cases of harp that have been sold is out of the Tappy White Rock off license. Yes. And I was like, do you know what? That's probably me and you're probably fucking like. We've got the British yet, but like loads of like see if you stand on Tappy White Rock and you look over it. I can't just come over cases of harp.

SPEAKER_01

Up and down, harpes of harp. I think harp's fucking. I think harp's the nicest beer in the world. Like the nicest beer. Like that's that's bottom line. I was in Saranto, same idea, same hang of leg of travelling the world and back in Sranto from honeymoon. Walking through the Irish bar, Christine Miller playing outside on the speaker. I mean, said here, this is such a spot. Terry walked in. What do you want? Bob like me, got me a beer, just got me a beer. She came out showing up and believed it. My wife was Daisy Harpner. I mean, fuck off. Here's what Sean, they sell hardener. Here's me, you're went me up. I walked in, mate, terrible. We're not moon racing at me, mate, too hard. Every sad man's every pain to harbor. They're hard to whack.

SPEAKER_02

Like I drink. See seeing seeing our day, like I like a rose hot. I love a Guinness. And like see on my see on my YouTube channel, I mean, see see like a good way to like can act more fucking people on YouTube is drinking Guinness. Guinness Guinness, people love Guinness. And like loads of people appreciate Guinness. Do you know what I mean? It's just a good way. Like even the Northern Iron Traveller, he's like he's like the biggest one of the biggest YouTubers in the country because they're just drinking Guinness. But I appreciate all beers. Like, I don't always drink Guinness. And seeing it roasting hot day, like that, you don't want to Guinness make a sea after five minutes when that heats up. Guinness is horrible. Darn it. Because it's not like there's no gas in it. No. See a harp. Harp it's sit, sit freezing, freezes. See as soon as a Guinness heats up, it's disgusting. I know what I appreciate one paint of like strawberry and lame copper's burger, like I mean mixed fruits. It's wee bit fruity, but you'll be like, I know what it's alright.

SPEAKER_01

It's nice, it tastes nice, but I just never ever drink it. Cause I'm like, I I don't either, but but I but appreciate one. Like appreciate one. I would if I was going to like a Kristen and I wasn't drinking, and I and it's like all the lads are drinking, I would drink one air. So you are drinking it? I keep saying I didn't want to go, I didn't want to go off. I don't want to drink anywhere else. I would keep me level. To me, that's like an upnot of zero zero beer where it's a little bit more than a little bit. It's mad like if I haven't up and lifted it as like a cupperberg mixed route and all the lads are drinking pants, and I went down and sat with all ads, I would be more involved in the conversation and feel part of it. Say I went down and sat a Coke, I'd be sitting out there, I'd be sitting on my phone and like board. I just feel like I'm not sure. I feel like I'm not a part of the crowd, actually. I feel like I don't want to be here and not a part of the crowd. But say when I go down and work like a copper burger and I'm coming in there all drunk and I'm completely sore. I still feel like I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like too, matey when you're drinking people and they come down and go, Well, I'm not drinking, and I feel like they're running my crack. You're putting the fucking poop on the party and we're all fucking I I get that too, but like I shouldn't be like that, but like just I think of like it's just the way it is, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01

You want you want everyone to be on the same energy, everyone have the same energy.

SPEAKER_02

Do you know what I found, Matthew, when I was in America? They don't drink paints. Like stay seeing you go to a bar in a market, mate, they're sitting drinking bottled beer and I hate it. I can never get my head around people going to going to the sloans or wherever they're going, right? They're gonna in and they buy a bottle of harp instead of a paint. I know you can buy a bottle of harp and sit in the house. I know fucking get a paint. They'll be like, I know, but I know what I'm getting, we're a harp, we're we're a bottle, but when you go and get a paint of it, it's not the same. It's like, mate, shut up. I know it doesn't matter. Like that's just you making that up in your head. Like get the paints in the bottles of harp, you know ones of all the big ones of the bottom. People go to the bars and drink. Yeah, my I can't understand why people go and drink bottled beer in a bottle. Like I I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I think on the green hot, we score you'd go play sneaker, play pool, snooker and all the green hot, and it used to be like the same f for your lads used to come down and sit paint again on a TV on and it'd be like one o'clock in the afternoon, there's four people in it, and I would just sit like that watching a wee black and white waiting film, drinking pain together. No music later on, no, you can fuck up watching. I was like, lads, it's fucking bar.

Photos Memory And E-bike Danger

SPEAKER_02

My wee lad made his communion there the other day, right? Um he made he goes to Holy Trinity and her for it, and then they uh had their fucking like this the made what do you call the chapel or Holy Trinity? Is it called Holy Trinity? So they made their communion in there, right? And see after the one they get pictures down and it must be when you do your boxing. Uh in the box club. In the box club. There's like a wee fucking hallway or they're all in there. They lame was wild. They lame, mate. I'm telling you, the lame was taking ages. I says, Julian, I ain't gonna wait at the front. I fucking lay and stuff in my head on. I just mean Mickey Ray, me and Mickey Riley, mate. His misses well not easy. No, Liz in the corner. His kid was behind behind my lad there, mate in school. Uh I says, Mummy going to do a green hunt. Me and Mickey went up sick and I was like, fuck. She texted me, you missed all the family pictures. Priority. She's like, Do you missed all the family pictures? I says, I'm up here, I couldn't fucking breathe in there. Well, don't ask fucking two pants there. I was like, two pints of guinness, mate, you'd be fucking green hot too, lethal paint too.

SPEAKER_01

That's where that's where it was.

SPEAKER_02

I've missed our family picture. As like all that shit.

SPEAKER_01

I know we get a photo, get a photo, get a photo in the green green hot photos.

SPEAKER_02

I miss like, and we're gonna miss it. See, when as when we're fucking 15, 16, like you're not gonna be able to pull out the wee.

SPEAKER_01

No, when your mad dad pulled out the wee pictures, like you're like, I have a fucking suitcase in the house from full with pictures, everything, newspaper articles, everything my dad keeps, everything. But you don't get them no more, though.

SPEAKER_02

We don't we what do you call them cameras?

SPEAKER_01

Digital camera, we portable digital camera.

SPEAKER_02

I fuck I would love one of them, but it's just tender changing, like there's no point in it. But how often do you go through your phone and look at pictures?

SPEAKER_01

See my phone, it's just filled with a big sort of thing. Shit, and you never go back and you look at it. Like very, very, very rarely, and a weird fucking memory pops up now again, but soon you get see like a funeral or something, everyone, the big fucking like my granddaughter something gets bright there, and all photos start coming down and go, fuck me, where's that member is? And everyone's around talking about it. Mm-hmm. And all sit gathering on an iPhone and go, Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And then you straight up next in R you're clapping balls.

SPEAKER_00

That's not me.

SPEAKER_02

It's gonna be But that's that's just the hell we're in and fuck seeing seeing our ten years, mate. You're probably gonna be looking at these like see you're probably gonna be looking at these pictures through like mana classes. You know what I mean? It's gonna be some weird fucking thing. We're like phone phones aren't even gonna be hanging soon. Like, I know we're probably in our lifetime, like there's like see now I see the market, mate. We haven't like see all them saber trucks and Tesla, they just drive by themselves.

SPEAKER_01

I always see TikToks of people just getting in, there's no driver, it's just banging the door and they go.

SPEAKER_02

Could you imagine that on the phone's road? No, like conscious jumping and black one, just take a spinning. Or just do it. We'll just chip in and we'll just drive about in this Tesla all day, show it out the window. Throwing stuff out the window. There's no people will do that again. People will kids know what we'll get will order one and they'll egg people know that's the way this place is.

SPEAKER_01

Gonna stop off for four minutes and say the fucking Aldos in the approach to be barred.

SPEAKER_02

Give us a record on and get the barrier, go back, start, start, start. I I googled it the other day. It was so mad. Like in by the year 2040, like there's no more Pat Rock or Diesel cars. Like, I I I don't like electric cars, mate. I don't like them.

SPEAKER_01

It's hard to it's hard to think of where it's going that way. Like, you can't even hear them. Fucking you're kill yourself.

SPEAKER_02

The shoe put sounds on them, like did you ever go on holiday, mate? We're always used to looking. We're always used to looking yeah. And then when you're in holiday, they drive the opposite way. Like, see you see you can't do that and there's an alating car coming by fucking loads of people get knocked down like that.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, I was the same. That's where Amsterdam Amsterdam is, but see where the bikes, all the bikes are electric, a lot of bikes are electric, a lot of fucking mopeds electric cars are electric, and we small ones here cars now. You be walking out and you go, fuck me, and they're wiped me out and you cause you won't hear them.

SPEAKER_02

I think I think that the like see even all these wee e-bikes now. I think they need dick there. Some something needs done, mate. See the hangouts like someone hit my car the other day, there was no no dent in it. But see if there was, who the fuck pays for it? This fucking seen the stadium, I was like, mate, you just hit my car? What are you doing? Like, they just hit it in a big and they're fucking metal. It didn't dent. But I was like, if there was a dent, you probably don't even have the money to pay to fix my car. And you're not insured. Like and then see not even that. I mean, kids don't like I hate to say it, kids are gonna be fucking like killed on them. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01

They're driving up to them. Wheelies and no, I see the Marty McClock was telling me about the MRV hangs. He's selling them or refractive jackets. I say, What about the summer knob up and kids aren't wearing them reflective jackets? They're trying to be a ball clavison, they're flat and wheeling past them. Like, see, there's going to have motorbikes, you off you have a bit motorbikes. I can't say fucking. Remember Pat Both? You can hear her coming. You're not gonna get knocked down by that. These kids are flying because they're legal, you can fly everywhere on them, like Moped or like the way scooters even. E bakes, there's flat everywhere on them, and they're up and down the road, they're gonna kill someone.

SPEAKER_02

I think I don't know, I hate to say it, but like they probably need to start being like stopped and fucking like just kick up them. Like an okay, it's not even for me being because I I was young once too, like I feel like a pastor saying it, but they're not they're not good. Like, it's not even like they're not good. I get a bit of crack on the bottom. You think you're not gonna be the problem, but like you're kids are gonna be killed. Like, and they they can just they're watching these old people driving wheeling up a melee road. You drive I drove up if the uh Falls Road the other day, they're driving them between my car.

SPEAKER_01

That's mad, that's a real next time. I was like that, and then I look up. I sitting like that, sitting at the traffic lights outside McDonald's. I was just sitting on the phone next time. I looked in front, he's went on front on the back wheel. I was like, What they don't even hear it.

SPEAKER_02

I don't even think they must come with like a they must come with like a wheeling licence or something. You must just have to wheelie. Every time I see one they're fucking wheeling. I know. I'd never seen one driving on two wheels back now, they couldn't even do it. I don't know what it is, but they're they're trading about with bottle clubs on like mate. Like, what are you doing? Like you're not you're not a mad bastard, no one gives a fuck. Take a fucking bottle club off and drive the fucking thing normally.

SPEAKER_01

No chance. I think a parents like the parents are a lot like they have a lot of like the blame.

SPEAKER_02

See see see a lot of parents will give their kids them, but see the second and something happens, and it you never think it's gonna come under your door, and like leave you me, it doesn't it? It does, yeah. There's a lot of things I've been through that I didn't think would have happened, I don't happens, and that's just the way life works. You just think it's never gonna be you. But see the second it does, and your chase knocked down and killed, the person blamed is you. You get the cha lamp fucking at epic or at shooter, it's fucking your fault. Don't actually chill out.

SPEAKER_01

I'll be trading and I go lick. See I'm flying, I just want to be on the world, I go lick. It's mad that someone else could just take a turn for the worst and go, I can't be fucked with him no more.

SPEAKER_02

Just just turn me right and kill you.

SPEAKER_01

I go like some fucking inner training up room or training. Do you think I'm gonna kick it? I'll be flat, say I'm sitting about 60 miles, 7 mil an hour, and I go, I just can't go fuck it. She's doing my head and go straight in there from me and wipe me out and I'm dead. I've got it's mad that my life rests in someone else's hands, whether they're if I have a good mental health or not. You know what I mean? It's like someone doesn't have good mental health and they're just fuck they're on destruction mode right, they just do anything, it just fucking ruins everything.

SPEAKER_02

That's like our fucking school shooters, like that'll be some just fucking.

SPEAKER_01

I could be driving and and I feel like I'm in control and bigs, flying about I can drive, I can do a wheelie for fucking two hours straight if I want. But here well, someone goes, no what they do in my head and bang and wipe you out, you're dead.

SPEAKER_02

I know when you come down from your wheelie and all like no one actually like no one actually gives the fuck about that. Like no one could you just risk it dying there for nothing. No one actually gives a fuck. There's not there's no one just coming out of Raphos and going, Look, look at that wheel, no one gives a fuck. See if you watch being a fucking idiot. Stop wheeling, yeah. Stop waiting about it. At least if you want to drive the things, drive them on the path and drive them slow, like the fucking.

SPEAKER_01

Because see if you kill someone in the car and some companies by it has to live for you as well for the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_02

Imagine killing someone because they were willing by your car, you're here to be up your home. It would still be on your consciousness. But they've killed themselves, but it's still you had you had the army with you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

SPEAKER_01

And that's the way it is, that's the way life

Wrap Up Squeaky Chicken Challenge

SPEAKER_01

goes. But uh I'll wrap it up here. 100%, mate. Thank you for bringing me on, mate. I uh we have videos in on the in the paper name of you.

SPEAKER_02

So let me say, let me say, so we um wherever let's see. So I sent Sean this year, right? It's gonna be hilarious. So I ordered Sean. See how the L Amazon? I ordered six chickens, right?

SPEAKER_01

Mate, I not real ones, not real chicken.

SPEAKER_02

Right? So what happened was I sand shown this video and was like, I think it'll be hilarious if me, Sean, Sean Brannorth and Pierce, right? Pierce was on the oring. Pierce, he was. I was like, if we do this video, right? But I ordered I'll show you first, right? So it's like I'll tell you like so it's basically you sell tape like we dog chick, no, the wee dog toys, the chickens their feet, right? And we all sit in the room like this here, and someone gets like a stick. And so say Sean gets blamefolded. Sean has the stick and he's blamefolded, and we have to try and walk around the room without making noise, and if we make a s like a if we stab on the chicken, then Sean knows we are, and then he's loaded whack us. So we're gonna do it. Well um I ordered them already, mate.

SPEAKER_01

You see on your feet so every time you take a stab.

SPEAKER_02

But I ordered to me already. I ordered a six pack. Sean, the came the rat size. You want to see the tennis? There were six, there were six uh inches. We need the big ones because you're fat. So I ordered them already, the came. But no, we need some more dude. Do you have is anyone in your gym?

SPEAKER_01

Is it down the mats? No, the pack of the mats where the the grappling is. Right, we'll do it down there. Oh, just too.

SPEAKER_02

So the the ones I have made, they're like six inches, they're like that size. So they're not going to work. So I'm going to need to order bigger ones. I was like, it was a six pack for a tener. I'm fucked outside. And then they came order in. I was like, I said, Julie, what the fuck's in that? He's like, I'm seeing chickens. I said, There's no way six am I the dads. But yeah, made up thank you for bringing me on. Appreciate it, appreciate it. You're a fucking absolute legend. Absolute, 100%.