ARSE'N AROUND - EPISODE 6

The boys are back, discussing lazy eyes, Danhausen, Wrestlemania, Top 10 Foods to STOP EATING NOW, Darkside trivia, and MORE!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:50

I want to hear this like live, like at a venue, generally singing it live.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

Well, here, let me tell you something, actually, is I am going to be um starting up a new band, and one of the songs has that in it. Another band. I jacked that from I jacked that from one of my songs, that riff for our intro. It's like a bridge section in one of my punk songs, and fucking it's still in the song. So when that band starts playing, you can come and see me play it. Sweet.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

I won't be saying Arson Around, but you guys. Well, no, you gotta slip that in at least once.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

Speaking of Arson Around, welcome everybody. This is Arson Around episode something. Six. Six episode something. Six. Six seven. Six seven. They're up here. Woo!

SPEAKER_01 1:47

It's episode six.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

Woo!

SPEAKER_01 1:50

Everybody stand for six seven. There will be none of that.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

What why why is that, Joey? Because I'm doing the podcast with no pants on. We already discussed this. You're a liar. I came home from work. I took a shower. I had like half of my dinner, and then I had to sit down with you, Dicks. What's wrong with this?

SPEAKER_01 2:15

You had half your dinner, then you got half dressed. Yeah, I just watched the show. Now you're getting half baked.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

He's Winnie the Pooh in it right now. And the hat. I grabbed a hat too. Winnie the Pooh in it.

SPEAKER_00 2:29

Yeah, fucking right.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

You've got under undergarments on, right? What? Your bird's out. Chew Willickers.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

No, it's not. I am garmented. Uh, before I forget, like and subscribe. Oh, look at that fancy shit.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Right down there.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

I forget, I forget every fucking time.

SPEAKER_02 2:52

Uh buddy. There we go. Look at you being professional. Now we can go back to being arseholes.

unknown 2:58

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

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SPEAKER_01 3:33

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SPEAKER_02 3:38

He was keeping it for the podcast. You might not want to eat on the pod, but I'll gonna.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

It's probably hard as a fucking hockey box. No, it's not.

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SPEAKER_01 4:29

If he brings me a box, I'll make him win the Leo Burke Cup.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

There you go. That's it's incentive. He is the bucker, after all. Oh my god, it's easy to persuade. What the shit?

SPEAKER_01 4:45

Yeah, I see it. I see holy. It looks you know, since we since our last podcast, so our last podcast, we had some issues. Uh number one was uh Ryan's breathing.

SPEAKER_02 4:58

I'm not gonna breathe in between stuff.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

So many comments, and I was like trying to make like little short clips, and it'll just like I can't post these.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

I've got asthma. I'm sorry. I think you just got sleep apnea and you're half asleep. Oh, I do, but it's like$2,800 to get a machine. Yeah, I don't have that. Do you have that? Can I borrow that? Does insurance not cover that? Uh it does, but you have to pay it up front. Oh yeah, some bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Throw it on the old CC. If you can afford six dollar cookies, you can afford a fucking four six dollar cookies, but they're worth it.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

Trust me. BLT Cookie Man.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Anyway, look at the other issue with our podcast last week was uh WWE shut it down right quick because we really we are watching the Dan Housing clip. Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, and I posted the YouTube uh video up in like within three seconds.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

I don't understand, like everybody posts reaction videos to these. How how did we get flagged? I think because we didn't put reaction, did we not alter the video?

SPEAKER_01 6:05

I I think with YouTube it's different, like you can do the reaction videos on TikTok, but with YouTube, um, because I I watch some like I'm a big Star Wars geek, so I watch people's reactions when the trailers come out, right? And they have to shrink it and or they I think they reverse it. You have to make it like see-through or reverse, yeah. Something, yeah, flip it over horizontally or something. So no more WWE clips. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

I mean, we can, but you might have to put like a a bar on like alter it somehow or like put a uh what's it like a fade on it type thing? Like we'll figure it out. I've seen people uh reaction videos on YouTube where people watch stuff but they can only show like a second of it and then they put like a black square up, but you can see the outline of it type thing. But yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

So what have you guys been up to the last two weeks? Oh you know, uh stuff things we were supposed to record on Sunday, but what happened on Sunday? We couldn't Ryan You Oh, was it me?

SPEAKER_02 7:15

We were all ready to go. It was you, it was you. It's because you got beat up on the weekend.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

I did.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

Uh what happened Sunday though? Fuck, I think you remember. I don't know. Maybe you're just not feeling it. You said can we do it tomorrow?

SPEAKER_01 7:27

And then I said I had to go to band practice. We went out for a drive for the day, and then fuck, I don't know. There was a reason, and then last night we couldn't do it. Because Joey had band practice less than practice lessons, so it's now Tuesday. It's Tuesday. What'd you do? Uh so new band, Joey? What uh well that hasn't started yet.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

You don't have to be doing by the end of the year. I'm not sure. I'm not sure yet. Something that will be discussed, but I just I just know that that's one of the songs, so that's why I'm brought and in the band you are lead singer? I'll be I'll be singing and playing guitar, yeah. Okay, you're not drumming this time? No. I gotta I'm gonna sit down on the drums for a little while. I fucking I don't have I don't have drums at home. It's hard to practice to stay up on your chops and stuff, so it makes it difficult sometimes. I hear that. Oh, I like I like going to um most wanted pond and playing the electric drum kit.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Most wanted rules, man. Is that the one in Cole Harbor? Yeah, yeah, that's huge. I just went to the for the first time. I used to work there. Yeah, you used to work there.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Yeah, really? Yeah, selling guitars and stuff. Huh. Yeah, it was fun. So check this out, boys. I went in like uh a couple months ago or whatever it was when I got my glasses. So I got new glasses. My glasses! And then I had to go back in because they saw a little something in the back of my left eye. Uh and then I went back in last week or the week before. And they're like, Yeah, so now we have to send you to a specialist because there's a tear or a hole in my retina in my left eye. Holy shit. It's off to one side. Um, it's not affecting my vision or anything yet. So I went to the specialist on Friday, and he looked at it again. He says, Yeah, essentially, if we if it doesn't get fixed, it could eventually tear more, and then I end up with a detached retina for doing nothing. Yeah, so this Friday I have to go and get it laser. I have to go get laser eye surgery on this eye to fucking fix a hole in my retina. You're gonna look like Shawn Michaels. Don't say that.

SPEAKER_00 9:44

Well, I hadn't thought of that.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

You know, you know, uh I get sunny, you know. For me, it was all about I had to fucking start I have to start a new job next Monday, and I didn't want to be starting a new job with an eye patch on, like a I heard you got a job, new job there. Yes, by I got a promotion. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

You can come paint my house with your one eye. I ain't painting nothing.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

I'm just selling Joey, I gotta paint your house.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

I ain't fucking painting nothing for nobody. Fuck that. I think I wouldn't having a lazy eye like this be the worst. Back to the lazy eye. It would be, it would be shitty. Is there no correct shitty? Is there no corrective fucking surgery that can fix that shit? Apparently not, because Shawn Michaels would have had it.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

Yeah, because he has money, he'd be able to do it.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

Exactly. He's got all that.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

Oh, that hurts. Oh, that hurts.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

When I worked in the nursing home, the lady had a glass eye, and we were given like this little suction thing to straighten it if she ever coughed and it got crooked.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

Or come here, we got a suction of your eye.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

Yeah, we'd have to twist it, try to find the fucking color again because it would like rotate in her eye. And then as she got older, she got thinner. So her eye, when she coughed, her eye would fucking pop out and roll across the floor. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 11:12

Just sit at the desk, you just hear Agnes lost her eye again. There goes her eye again. Just pick it up and blow it, stick it back in. It happens to her at home, and she's got a cat, and the cat just starts knocking around the fucking place under the sofa. She can't fucking find it. It's full of hair.

SPEAKER_01 11:33

Put it back in. I'll clean it later. I'm on a I'm in a rush. Uh brutal. But like Shawn Michaels has a lot of money. Can he not get that fixed, or is it just apparently not.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

Apparently, you cannot fix a lazy eye. That sucks. That does sucks. So pray for me, boys. Pray for me that I don't end up with a lazy eye. Oh, lazy eye do. Well, if you get a lazy eye, you have to come back to wrestling. No. No. I won't be able to see. Um I'll be potatoing everybody. You'd be like Chuck. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

Between the two of you have two good eyes. The maritime menace and the Nova Scotia nuisance. At least people couldn't like interfere because you'd see them coming at all angles.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

Yeah. If anybody listening has a lazy eye, I apologize. Yeah, you're a real piece of shit. What'd you do on the weekend? What'd you do on the weekend? Any anything, Ryan?

SPEAKER_02 12:39

Uh, this past weekend.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

Oh, you wrestled, did you not?

unknown 12:43

No.

SPEAKER_02 12:44

That was last weekend. I wrestled last weekend. Me and Shano had a nice banger out in uh Kentville there. Kentville, where where is the show in Kentville? At the firefighters uh auditorium next to the uh hockey rink.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

No, okay.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Yeah, it's a nice little room.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

Sweet room can hold like a hundred people.

SPEAKER_02 13:02

Probably probably hold 150 to 200.

unknown 13:06

Nice.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

We put out 120 chairs, I think. We might have I think we put out some more just before the show started, but give boys any ideas.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

We'll start booking shows. Fuck that. Man, yeah, I see that. Not too many left. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

I know you just got beat up on the weekend by uh old Madison Miles there.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

Yeah, they had a um Heather by Elegance booked for T from TNA, but we couldn't get her in. We can I say we wasn't my show. They couldn't get her flown in. It's always your show. Yeah, there was something wrong. I think she got as far as from Florida to Toronto, and then she got stuck there. And they and that's the worst thing as a promoter, like especially day of the show. You can't get your star, uh it just sucks. So yeah, uh, there was a lot of uh uh chat going around what we're gonna do, what can we do? And I suggested just pull JP out of the triple threat main event and put him with Maddie. You can't go wrong, and then I'll do something, or we can, and then I suggested running the angle that me and Troy did a parkside years a couple years ago, where if you know if JP loses, the opponent gets me for five minutes, just to right.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

So it was your show, yeah. Basically, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

I was full of ideas. He's a big star, Ryan. He gets to book his own shit.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

True.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

That's right. Uh, so yeah, so then uh me and Maddie for the first time in 12 years, that was the first time we actually like did something together because I'm always your manager, right? Right, so it was fun. She beat me up for five what seemed like an hour, but it was apparently five minutes, and uh all the kids punched me in the stomach, and I was so winded, I was like, I thought I was gonna vomit.

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Like, imagine that was me after the opening segment of my match. Oh going to vomit. That was at the end of my career. That was me after my lockup. Oh my god. Oh, but circling, not even locking. Right before the lockup. I'm like, all right, let's take her home. Just referee, I need a minute.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

That is people were like, Are you okay after the door spot? I was like, wasn't the door, it was running. Running is the one running away, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

I fucking so cardio sucks.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

Uh good show though. 350 some people there.

SPEAKER_02 15:25

It was a good show, huh? Good show. Good show. So good, man. Good stuff. Good stuff, Joey.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

And you uh what'd you do on the weekend? Did you say? Just uh nothing.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Nothing, bud. Went to IKE. Got a new desk chair. Check this out. I can leave that. Oh no, you should probably say you probably shouldn't have to.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

You're sitting on your brand new chair in your bare ass.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

No, I have undies on. He's wearing undergarments. Oh, okay. Fuck me. Nobody was supposed to know. It was supposed to be it's it's not a big deal. You don't see me down there. Now you guys are talking about it in front of the window. I mean, they don't really see you down there either. What a funny fuck.

SPEAKER_00 16:23

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

Uh all right. You want to talk some wrestling for a minute? If we have to, yeah. It's it's fucking WrestleMania season. We have to talk wrestling. It is WrestleMania season. Have you watched anything in the last two years? I've been watching the clips. So you're watching clips.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

I'm watching clips for me.

SPEAKER_01 16:45

That's that's how most people watch it now, isn't it? I I have a list of of items I'm gonna uh shoot out and get your opinion on. Okay, no. So the last time we got together was Dan Housen's uh uh disastrous uh fucking debut. Everyone shit on it. The very next night he redeemed himself. Are you now a fan of Dan Housen?

SPEAKER_02 17:09

Oh, I'm a fanhousen for sure. I think I think if they keep doing what they're doing with him now and don't put him in the ring, just keep doing this, and you know, eventually have them do like a one-off and like get a an upset win over fucking some big star to embarrass them or some shit. But keep him a joke and he's gonna stay over because he's great, he's hilarious. Pairing them up with the Miz is perfect. Yeah, because the Miz is a joke too. Really? Really, really, yeah. Yeah, I like I like what they're doing. They're like it's uh I I really like when he does the like because we we're lucky in Canada, we get to see the in-between commercial breaks. Yeah, so when he does like the the t-shirt stuff now, right, and he when he when the lights go out and he just runs away and then they come back on, he's like, Oh shit, they still see me. Like, you know. Imagine the size of the t-shirt cannon they're gonna have at WrestleMania for Dan Hell. Holy shit. It's a it's gonna be a blimp. I'm calling it right now. They're gonna have a blimp, and it just drops t-shirts. It's gonna be one of those remote control blimps, and it's gonna drop t-shirts. WWE Dan Hazen, if you're watching this, that's my idea. Copyright. They've already got it, they've already got it in production, brother. You know it. Uh from I like I like what he said. He's like, uh, because uh was it yesterday was uh 316 day, and he's like Dan Hazen 316 says, I just cursed your ass. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Uh did you check out the uh Randy Orton Cody angle that they did on SmackDown last year?

unknown 18:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

What'd you think?

SPEAKER_01 18:47

Because I have an opinion.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

I think it's good. I think it's interesting that they're turning Randy. Maybe they end up doing that so that there's a double turn at Mania, because you know they're not gonna boo Randy at Mania. I really don't think. I think the I think they're gonna boo Cody.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

That was what my opinion was. So I thought that Cody should have turned heel and tacked Randy like that, and just left them a bloody mess.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

I think if they do a double turn, then it will uh it will fix that. He's he's gonna get booted on the building, Cody. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're already turning on him, and now with this, and after him beating Drew, and you know, it's it's it's it's the perfect recipe for the fans turning on your big baby face.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

You got Randy, you got Randy winning uh number 15?

SPEAKER_02 19:40

Oh yeah. I'm calling it. What'd you think of the chair uh stair spot?

SPEAKER_01 19:48

Good as long as they shot it right.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

Yeah, because like a lot of people were saying, like, the way it was is like, oh, he just hit the chair on the stairs. Yes, technically, but that would fucking be shitty. Like the sound and shit.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

But I mean the way they shot it still looked like he hit them. Not like uh who what was it? Was it AEW? Uh the the Christian cage. What was it?

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Oh, the concerto.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

Yeah. Yeah. Just the angle that they fit they filmed it sucked. Um Oba Femi Brock Lesnar.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

Yeah. That was a good passing of the torch. That ruled, man. That sets up a big match for Mania. They gotta go with Oba Femi, I think. I think so. I don't think you can have that match this early in his career when you're trying to give him this big push and have him fucking lose, even if it is Brock. Because that's how you get a big guy over, is you have him go over another big guy, the big guy. Oh yeah, because they set up nice because he came out and what got rid of like the oh my god, I'm pretty sure one of those security guards or a couple of them probably have broken necks the way he German supluxed some of them on the outside and shit.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

Fuck, man. I was like, oh yeah, like he didn't give two shits about these. Here's 20 bucks, kid.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

Yeah, don't sue us.

SPEAKER_01 21:08

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

But yeah, to kill all those guys and get in the ring and then be taken out, like to give that okay, bud, here's your moment. Fucking last ride or whatever he calls it. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, he only does it for a few people through the years, so it's you can see Brock like point he's like like mouthing like put your foot on me, point at the sign. It's just like true vet.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

It's uh yeah, it's gonna be a although big man matches are kind of they're not the most exciting, but I think these two exciting yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

He's not just a big man, he's the beast. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Yeah, I think it's the one match I'm most looking forward to. That and Roman and Punk. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:55

I like the way they he they set it up too, like, you know, Paul Heyman's got this. you know f-a-f o fuck around find out yeah f-a f five and then fucking music hits I was like okay that's pretty fucking cool yeah so where does where does Seth Rollins fit in WrestleMania? Um because they're kind of saying Logan Paul and fucking what's his name are going for the tag belts okay uh Austin Theory yeah yeah are they I think so they tease will Bronson Reed be back oh maybe Braun Breaker comes back for WrestleMania I mean it's a hernia maybe it's possible if they just have him come out the last week before WrestleMania and take out Seth and then that's all that's all they need for that they've already told the story they know whether fight so as long as you have them come out and do one thing to set up the match that's all they need I think the the injuries have been very ill timed this year.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

It sucks for for the main events uh yeah so are you excited for WrestleMania? Is it making you any more excited for WrestleMania?

SPEAKER_02 23:15

I wouldn't say I'm excited but I mean I'm looking forward to it it's WrestleMania I I hope Danhausen when they bring all the hall of famers out on the stage he just shows up and that's when he starts shooting the t-shirts yeah yeah yeah yeah at AJ at demolition yeah demolition housing um speaking of demolition they're finally going in the hall of fame fuck yeah long overdue what about crush what about crush and crush actually not necessarily Barry Darso wasn't the original smash either there was another guy that's Randy Collie yes so where's he who he didn't even fucking hardly do nothing he had a couple matches where's foodie he did yeah I'm pretty sure he's dead dude is foodie in the hall of fame probably is he not he's gotta be at least in one of the fucking like legend early years or I don't fucking know he's gotta be it's Fuji are you looking uh yeah he was in uh 2007 oh nice there you go 2007 holy shit right nice uh so that's all I got for WWE have you not gonna talk about uh the punk Roman exchange sure we sure can the last couple weeks they've been killing it on the mic as you would expect them to this week no different basically Roman saying the you know punk saying the same shit over and over and they're telling a Roman story yeah mentioned his wife and Roman called him old and punk punched him in the face it's funny that that's what set him off but I'm sure I I just I have enough faith in punk and in Roman and Paul Heyman who I'm sure is involved that they're there's they're gonna explain why that set him off you know what I mean? It's weird it's weird that oh you're old and that's a reason you punch him in the face okay but I'm sure that they're I'm sure that they're gonna have a a good go at it and fucking make it make sense yeah I found it kind of odd to call your world champion old I don't know yeah that's kind of like one of the rules you know yeah I didn't like that right yeah like you go from was it the first what the first exchange you mentioned uh Roman's dead father and that's fine because it that brought in the Usos and yeah yeah and then uh Roman talking about his wife um yeah where do you go from here fighting yeah there's still a few weeks till WrestleMania yeah no they'll have some more things to say it's gonna get personal I'm sure anything else happened on Raw I can't remember no nothing worth mentioning I can't you know what so I can't watch Smackdown I have to watch it the next day because that fucking song that they play during the commercials it just irritates me so much and I made a comment to Chris Cass about that song I was like fuck I hate it like I just want to throw something through my TV so Saturday night after Maddie beats me and I'm laying in a ring he plays that fucking music and the the entire arena gets hot they're like turn that fucking song off I was like yes it's not only me everyone hates that's dun dun dun dun dun dun old cass I know Joey you're not watching AEW so I'll ask Ryan did you watch uh the did they just had a pay per view right yeah I saw the bits like the clips and stuff we were talking about off air there just like you know the Texas deathmatch uh MGF coming out with the Terry Funk tights on and which is cool yeah that was a nice homage homage yeah like cactus jack that time and then what else yeah they did a lot of stuff you're just like what the fuck like the the syringe through the cheek of hangman and why why right I don't know yeah there's an audience for it it's not my cup of tea it's the same audience that they've had for the last six years that's the audience yep are you a fan of uh deat matches at all like the light twin all that shit no no yeah me either why do you want to do that to yourself yeah that's stupid yeah however there's fans that love it so like yeah I mean sure good on them it's like uh I don't like it I think it did I think it hurts the business like whatever yeah I'm sure there's fans of people fucking shitting in their own hands and throwing it everyone's got their own thing I guess hey I I that's right you got it you fucking got that right I've been on a show where we had a dog poop match so I can't say anything yeah I was on a show that had a fucking home alone match once yeah that fucking highlight of my career um one of Mick Foley's favorite match the video that was going around last week of the guy with the prosthetic ball sack that he a fan of that why I mean there can be a place for stupid shit like that I don't know if it's in the wrestling ring but I mean oh my god I it depends on how it was executed if it was done well and it was funny did you see any of Mystery Wrestling this past their past event no oh my god I love it so much I have to go even just to be a fan like they had was it so they got this one character that goes he's a in a he's a convict and then he's got like a bane mask on and the big orange jumpsuit he's all tatted up and he's huge and he's got these two security guards and his dick is he just walks to the ring and then he gets to the ring and then he runs out the side and then he runs out of the building and down the road like he's escaping like the custom so he doesn't wrestle no he doesn't wrestle he literally gets to the ring and then he just escapes every time he's like and then they manage to catch him and then yeah and then what was the other what's that I like some comedy wrestling Ryan's done right you're you're part of the problem how could I how could there's no problem they had another match it was a food fight and you literally could it was no holes burn but you had to hit with a with food I saw someone brought out a table full of ramen like Mr. Noodles and he did a backdrop on the Mr. Noodles and then he took tape and he taped his hand and then he put this the tape in the noodles and punched the guy there was flat oh it was so good I love it I fucking love it fuck you I don't care take your hand off your face I love it I know uh I personally don't like the invisible man versus invisible man match but people fucking hold that like the holy grail of like they love it but it's just not my company those people have a lot of things in common now see I would never insult people who like it like no no I'm not gonna say what it is but they do it's creative like you gotta sit there and think what are these what are these funny things we can do with food doesn't need to be in wrestling people love it doesn't need to be in wrestling it does because it's mystery wrestling no make a TV show someone the other day they were talking about how the guy with the scrotum that they were talking about that video and they they said comedy wrestling and intergender wrestling is destroying wrestling and I was like no not this first of all I booked intergender right um I don't think you're having the world's smallest ladder match on the weekend exactly I had the cat tower match I like I don't like a lot gimmic matches are fine when you have a gimmick man it's fine yeah you just don't do it every time uh yeah but they even so these these mystery wrestling shows it's they do have actual wrestling on it and then they'll have a couple matches that are comedy matches considering wrestling is in the name well no I went to freak show and every match was a comedy like slow motion match the invisible invisible case right so you know going in and that's the same as mystery wrestling you're no you know you're gonna see like not a regular rec wrestling show. Yeah as far as you know the fake scrotum if he have done it properly I might have gave it a pass but he was just a a fucking mess from the time he I didn't see the spot so I don't know oh you did I saw like a picture but I didn't I didn't watch it I got nothing to do with my time but intergender wrestling I'm fine with people are against that too like they think it's awful but it's like it's wrestling you have to leave it if it's done right yeah I know Madison the chip was fucking fantastic and that's because Madison hits harder than any man I've ever screwed a mesh screw well there's the the the pizza guy you see that guy yeah that's stupid well see he's on AEW which he was on a w I didn't see that yeah what yeah when he went viral like in the very next week an emic when there was nobody in the crowd makes sense well you're kind of a comedy wrestler Joey were you not no I was a gimmick yeah okay I did comedi I did some comedic stuff but I didn't I wasn't a comedy wrestler okay I don't know straight for comedy wrestling I I especially later like I really tried hard not to do anything that was completely like just funny for the sake of funny yeah ridiculous like that doesn't make sense or that could never happen you know what I mean I I tried not to do that I love it man I was until I get put in a fucking home alone match and then what the fuck am I supposed to do? It's our legacy come on you loved it Joey I like the dark side Donnie Brooke but but what was that home alone match that was the cinematic match oh yeah that me and Ryan did did I watch that yes David Mullins filmed it right the great Dave Mullins the great the great and powerful Dave Mullins did we ever talk about did we ever talk about that on the pod the video we did with them to to talk about us coming back no I don't think we did I don't think we did no we never did what the fuck we owe Dave like we owe Dave Mullins more than that it was a cold December night yeah we had this idea we were like we need a video we're coming back let's shoot something funny and I was just like what if we did this and like I said I don't get good ideas often but when I do they're pretty good it's just like we should be all in bed and this and they're like let's fucking oh it was so good it worked out so good.

SPEAKER_01 35:01

I think we shot it in like a half an hour did we not yeah it was easy as fuck it's awesome it's it's funny because we were sitting there we're like this feels like we're shooting a porno all this lighting in Dave's bedroom and different angles and yeah Joey with no pants on like yeah the poo Winnie the Pooh uh yeah speaking of Dave Mullins uh his new TV show is out the Russell Center we'll give that a little plug even though I don't want to because did he work on that it's Jason Mosier he's the editor oh okay cool um but fuck Jason Mosier so can I say that on the podcast I I did audio I did audio for the first like four episodes yeah you quit right no I didn't quit oh Chris Cass quit yeah no I I I it doesn't matter it was a long story it doesn't matter it's not a big deal yeah so Dave Mullins was the editor of that show so for Dave I'll and there's a lot of my friends in the show but it just sucks because I don't want to promote it because of fucking the producers a piece of shit who owes me money but that's another day that's another podcast that's another whole podcast uh fuck here's a question for you that'll be arson around after dark yes ooh if we should do that we gotta do a Patreon we'll do Patreon and then on there we'll just talk all the shit if you'd love to see a Arson around after dark leave a comment did I ever tell you guys I'm not even looking at this now did I ever tell you the story about Ricky that came when he came home from the UK for a visit no and I thought he was in Italy he is he lived in Italy but they came home during Christmas or he said from the UK oh sorry anyway so he came home from Italy and the day he landed um we had a poker game at my house so he came and we played poker and then the next night was a UCW show and you know Ricky loves wrestling and loves being part of it and loves whatever and I said are you coming to the show and he's like no because someone's throwing us a party and I can't come I said okay so the day of the show we're setting up and Ricky messaged me and he's like I'm just gonna pop in for a minute and say hi I said okay so he shows up and he has like a jacket on and it's zipped up and we're all talking and he's hugging everyone and everyone missed him and oh you should stay for the show and he's like no I have uh I have a party to go to and uh I just happened to message Katie I was like Ricky's here and she goes oh no you're gonna talk him into staying aren't you and I was like no I'm not I'm not gonna say a word about it meanwhile Emily Parker's like oh Ricky you should stay and do you did you bring your gear from Italy and he goes I did actually I brought something in the suitcase and do you have yeah and uh anyway so he keeps saying no and the first match starts on the VIP and and Emily goes are you sure you don't want to do one match he goes well okay he unzips his coat and has his referee gear on the whole time so much Ricky I'm Katie and I was like Ricky's now refing and they're like the whole party was like Dave did this Dave talked him into say we knew you would I was like I didn't he had this wasn't me I swear he had the main voice written all over it and he stayed and ref like four matches he was so late to the party and I got the blame for it well yeah yeah I'll be right there it's gonna help carry down the ring here he has the breaks the breaks showed up from Italy with his ref shirt on that's that's a murder that's crazy speaking of refs did you see that OBW ref that had the fucking seizure in the ring yeah yeah dude that was fucked and they're just like yeah throw him out of the way kick him get out of the way we gotta get our shit in no even the commentators were like oh he's having a rough night like it was clearly clearly he was having something other than taking a bump I hope every last one of those fucking guys in that match fucking never get booked again oh especially the guy that just picked him up and just fucking jocked him to the side like yeah I hope I hope he gets punched in the face he issued a statement and that they're good friends and apparently the referee's fine yeah he he posted something from the hospital brain damage he's fine yeah he's fine what I don't know I saw that he like actually that a picture of him like smiling in the hospital and like a state like he tweeted something or did something yeah you had a brain bleed that's fucked Al Snow got raked across the coals too over it because the next day instead of making a statement he just made one of his uh he always posts um jokes yeah yeah like dad jokes yeah some of them are funny yeah they are but but that was an maybe not that day yeah then not a great not a great call Mr.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

Snow have you ever been in a match where something went drastically wrong and you had to change course oh yeah okay so like someone got so injured like no one's ever called like a let's go home let's take it home because of something oh no that's happened just call on the fly yeah you just yeah whatever you go with it shit happens all the time that's not supposed to happen and then or you just something gets fucked up you gotta fix something yeah you don't you can sit there and plan all fucking day every fucking single thing and then you take one wrong fucking move or take one wrong bump you fucking smack your head and then you're like what what's happening next or or you just fucking forget sometimes or you just forget it happens. Yeah oh fuck what's the next bot uh or a bump that you planned to go into something else didn't quite go the way you expected so you were out of position so you had to do something different you know it just happened I thought about making a gimmick where you come to the ring with a phone and you've got your match laid out and you just keep it on the apron and every you do a sequence and then you just go oh what's next right okay yeah yeah and then you put it down and that's like most of the students now you're part of the problem yeah well at least I'm still wrestling yeah well I don't I'm not I'm and I'm enjoying myself with no pants on yeah exactly but I can't wait who need I can't wait can't wait for enjoying a wrestling for tonight I'd have to have pants on that's true well that's all I have for wrestling good that's enough that's that's plenty uh what I miss when we what's that you're breathing man you have a cold or something I'm worried what mic are you using yeah like I can hear your breathing so how the how the fuck is that picking up all that that's craziness I'm using an iPhone I don't know too no it's uh because in the little settings thing it says uh iPhone mic or this mic this mic does your microphone have like a a pitch thing on it like a level for pitch no remember before we were uh sorry folks we're just figuring the shit out uh i've got i've got dials on it that you know adjust the mic volume and stuff like that and remember we were trying to do it but i'm sorry no it's okay no it's fine it's fine just breathe just just breathe nice one boys uh ryan do you have a a trivia tonight i do i'm trying to i'm trying to get it but i i might have we might we might have to pause so i can get out of the phone oh you put it in your ads that's always i remember real professional operation here folks it's it's true remember when we used to do uh commercial breaks and you play with all these funky old ads i missed that but i guess you can't really do that that's copyright infringement now can't just play old ads well no we can't apparently

SPEAKER_01 44:00

Um can't play the let me let me quickly have a quick uh top 10 list. We'll do that, we'll do your trivia and because we're already 45 minutes in. Um we'll call it a day. Yeah, good, perfect. He's black. Wow, okay. Can you still hear me? Yes, you're in the dark. Did you shut the light off? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 44:20

He's he's he went into his phone because he's too much.

SPEAKER_02 44:31

Perfect, can't see him no more.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

I'll just put a picture of James up. You can just be James. That's not James. Where's James at? That's not James.

SPEAKER_02 44:40

Imagine it was like the wrong pictures.

SPEAKER_01 44:44

It's a picture of James with pants on. Well, I can edit that out. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Keep it in. Keep it in.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

All right. Are you guys like uh do you guys try to eat healthy?

SPEAKER_02 45:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:00

As you hold up your fucking three-pound cookie, Ryan.

SPEAKER_02 45:05

Still got it. Still munching away.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

How many calories is in that cookie? I don't know if James mattered because our because our good friend created them. So it doesn't matter if you eat calories, it's delicious. Well, um, a few months ago when I thought I had cancer, I went on this like really strict healthy diet. Right. A is super expensive, and B, it tastes like fucking eating cardboard, like to eat healthy.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Sometimes, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:32

Yeah, yeah. So like the other day I was like, fuck. I was like looking at all like the when we went grocery shopping in my cart, and I was like, look at our car, it's so unhealthy. So I looked up the 10. So anyway, but I found a top 10 list. And it's the top the top 10 foods you should never eat again starting today. Okay, like just eliminate these foods. Okay. And I'm looking at them and I'm like, this is my fucking this is all I eat. I can't wait. Let's see I can't fucking wait. Yeah, bring it on. Let's see if you guys eat eat this shit. And you if you do, you should stop apparently tonight. So number 10. This is the top 10 uh foods you should never eat again. Number 10. Ryan, sit back. I can I can hear your fucking breath. This is why I didn't make clips last week. Time I did a clip. I was like, I can't post this. Poor Jill. Do you like you must like breathe like a better microphone? Yeah, just take that bag that the cookie's in.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

It sounds like he's using a mic that's attached to his headphones or something. It sounds like it's right in your face. What are those things called?

SPEAKER_01 47:04

The round things that you can put in front of your mic?

SPEAKER_02 47:06

A pop full screens?

SPEAKER_01 47:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:08

Does that work? I don't know. It's just does that mic have does that mic have foam on it?

SPEAKER_01 47:17

The top ten reasons.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

Can you hear me now? Is it working better?

SPEAKER_01 47:24

Well, you're echoey now.

SPEAKER_02 47:25

Like you're back to the iPhone microphone. All right, the other one. No, you know what? Go back to the iPhone. It's better. Madison Miles violates me for five minutes. What? Oh, Jesus. Oh my god, Ryan. What are you looking at? Something just popped up a YouTube. It was Dave Voice. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Okay. So are you is your mic ready? You are you good? We're good. All right. The top 10 foods you should never eat again. Number 10. Alcohol. Just alcohol. Yeah, okay. It's fine. Yeah. But then you always hear like uh like studies like oh, wine is good for you, or uh a beer is good for you for you.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

It's not good for you. There's antioxidants in wine, but that doesn't mean it's good for you, it's still alcohol.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

Yeah, number nine. So you don't drink at all, right, Joey? Anywhere?

SPEAKER_02 48:20

Very little, very little. I've I've had one or two, and when I was on my cruise in December, I fucking got pretty drunk one night, but I had a few drinks. Did you because I couldn't smoke weed? I couldn't smoke weed there.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

Number nine, processed snacks. So um I guess that would be potato chips. Um, anything that comes in a package, anything, right? Yeah, when when my sister was uh diagnosed with cancer too, her doctor was like uh anything out of a box, don't eat it. Yeah, like wow, yeah. Oh no, potato chips is not included because number eight is potato chips. Of course. Fuck, I eat that all the time. You know what? Don't fucking tell me what to do with my life.

SPEAKER_02 49:05

I have potato chips for like dinner.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

What's your favor? What's your go-to uh potato chip?

SPEAKER_02 49:11

My go-to is not your favorite. Okay, usually it's an all-dressed because that's what's more available. So all dressed is my go-to, but my favorite chip. Have you ever seen Yum Yum's chips? Yep. They've got them at they used to have them at Liquidation World. They say I think they sell them a giant tiger. Okay, they've got one called Sweet Cheddar. Okay, let me fucking tell you, it'll change your goddamn life.

SPEAKER_01 49:39

I'm going the giant tiger tonight. No, it's not, it's four after nine. Fucking good.

SPEAKER_02 49:45

The ruffles with ripples are called ripples, and they're so good. Let me tell you.

SPEAKER_01 49:50

My favorite uh at the Dollarama, they have oven-baked uh potato chips that only they sell. Oh my fuck, they're good. At the dollar store, yeah. The dollar store brand chips. It's the only time I the only reason I go to Dollarama is to get their bag of fucking chips.

SPEAKER_02 50:09

I gotta I gotta stop in the dollar store and grab some chips.

SPEAKER_01 50:13

We're literally like across the street at the grocery store, and Katie's like, You want a bag of chips? No, I'll wait till I go to Dollarama.

SPEAKER_00 50:19

That's fucked up, dude.

SPEAKER_01 50:21

Um I'm I'm a plain chip guy. I like plain chips. I don't like a plain chip.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

We have plain chips with our we made chicken Caesar wraps for dinner, and then we were just like, We don't want fries or not.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

Let's just get plain Lay's potato chips. Yeah, well, apparently you're not supposed to eat them, they're bad for you. Uh number seven, processed cheese. So cheese slices, cheese whiz. You mean the nectar of the gods?

SPEAKER_02 50:47

Yeah, what cheese whizo, peso, cheese whiz, fucking craft singles on a grilled cheese. Go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_01 50:58

I like the the cheese. Uh New York fries when they pour the cheese all over your fries over your French fries. Yeah, I'm so dying soon. Um, yeah, yeah, you're old as fuck. You're gonna die anymore. I mean, this is I mean, filling my body, and I don't drink water, I'm fucked. Number six, you are fucked.

SPEAKER_02 51:19

You're not supposed to eat donuts, apparently. Bud, my favorite snack. Have you ever had Mrs. Dunster's crunch nuggets? Oh my god, yes. Is that a donut? I hope. Yeah, it's a fucking donut. You better goddamn believe it. And it's every bit of what the name claims it to be. It's incredible.

SPEAKER_01 51:40

Um, I highly recommend Tim Hortons just had the um the Timbits filled with blueberry cream cheese. And I used to stop and get just like a 20-pack all to myself. Man, sitting in the car in the parking lot like a loser eating.

SPEAKER_02 51:57

Can we just change this to a food podcast and just talk about food?

SPEAKER_01 52:03

Number number five apparently is not even fucking real food. Fast food hamburgers. It's not real meat. Go next. What is it? I don't need to hear it. It is real meat. You had a fucking baconator recently. Have you seen when frozen is not meat?

SPEAKER_02 52:21

Actually, when he's is never frozen beef.

SPEAKER_01 52:23

Look at Ryan.

SPEAKER_02 52:24

We lost Ryan. You can play with toys here. Oh, I thought he was fucking crocheting. Well, I'm trying not to breathe.

SPEAKER_01 52:33

He just upset that we're all the food that we say you're not supposed to eat. He's like, Fuck. I'm just gonna sit here and crochet. I'm not listening. I ate everything, I eat it all number four, French fries. I love french fries, me too. Yeah, they're awesome. I don't like sweet potato fries, but I like french fries.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

You don't I like sweet potato fries, but they have to be well done, like a nice crispy it's weird because I like sweet potato, but I don't like sweet potato french fries. Is it because they're like subtle? You know what, Dave? I don't think we can be friends anymore. Okay, I just don't think.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

I don't like race, I don't like raisins, but I love raisin brand. But if you just give me raisins, I can't I love a good raisin. Number three, white bread.

SPEAKER_02 53:21

That's my nickname.

SPEAKER_01 53:25

Yo yo, white bread. That's me. Fullest junk for rap name. White bread. Yo, yo, yo, white bread. Joey, if your rap name was named after a bread, what would you be? Pumpernickel, bro. Let's start a band.

SPEAKER_02 53:51

White bread and pumpernickel. What would Dave's be? Sourdough? Yeah, sourdough.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

We're the bread brothers.

SPEAKER_00 54:06

Clip that shit.

SPEAKER_02 54:08

I bet you we can pitch that to Tony Khan. We'd be an AEW tree and oh my god, superstars. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 54:16

Please give me a month to get rid of my breathing, though. That's because you're white bread. That's the most unhealthiest bread. It's true.

SPEAKER_02 54:25

Have you seen me without a shirt on?

SPEAKER_01 54:28

Uh shit.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

You guys are assholes.

SPEAKER_01 54:31

Number two. Number two is uh pop. Soda in the States, if anybody's listening in the States. Soda pop. Soda pop. Very bad for you. Very bad. But it's very bad.

SPEAKER_02 54:48

My little soda pop.

SPEAKER_01 54:49

I don't drink pop. So I'm that's the first thing on this list.

SPEAKER_02 54:53

No, you should drink beer instead. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:57

And the number, can you guess what the number one food is? You're not supposed to eat. You should stop right away. It better not be pizza. Something on a pizza, maybe. Processed meat.

SPEAKER_02 55:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 55:11

So the slices of ham.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

Well, they didn't just call it hot dog. Don't fucking tell me that I can't eat bologna. Don't eat sandwich. Go fuck yourself. Bad for you.

SPEAKER_01 55:23

It's very bad. So if you have a baloney sandwich on white bread with chips and pop, you're fucked. That's just that's what I'm having for lunch tomorrow. I guess I'm going to hell, boys.

SPEAKER_02 55:34

Because there's not much better than a goddamn bologna sandwich on white bread with a craft single on that bitch. I like fried bologna. Sacred sand mustard and baloney liquorados.

SPEAKER_01 55:50

That's it. That's all I got uh uh for top ten.

SPEAKER_02 55:54

So that that list made me cry a little bit. And hungry, and very hungry. I think I still got half my dinner left.

SPEAKER_01 56:03

It's so expensive to eat healthy, though.

SPEAKER_02 56:05

Yeah, yeah. That's how they get you. And they're like, oh, it's like five dollars for a McDouble meal at McDonald's. Obviously, I'm gonna go for that instead of paying twenty dollars for fucking health food.

SPEAKER_01 56:16

I'd like to try the carnivore diet where you just eat steak and eggs for a month and see what happens. Bacon, bacon, no, not bacon. No, it's just meat. It's just meat. Yeah, no, any meat.

SPEAKER_02 56:30

Yeah, do it up. I will 30 days weird. I can't go to the bathroom a lot, apparently.

SPEAKER_01 56:38

Yeah, can't afford to eat steak for 30 days. Holy shit. Buy the cheap steak.

SPEAKER_02 56:43

Go to the gateway, buy the cheap steak, but it doesn't have to be good shit all the time. It's like he can be fucking eating strip loins and fucking ribeyes all day. Yeah, I bet you will. No, you won't. All right, Ryan. Do you have a quick quiz? I it's a yeah, let's see. We're gonna test Joey's knowledge about us. Oh, about us about dark side. Okay, see uh see how much you remember. Okay, you're retarded. Since I'm since I'm a retired, is that what you said? Retired. Oh, we're gonna get canceled. We can't say that. Bleep those out.

SPEAKER_01 57:21

I didn't want no, no, I'm a child of the 70s and 80s.

SPEAKER_02 57:27

I listen, Dark Side Express was a lot of joints ago as I light up this joint. Perfect. All right, question one. Where was the setting?

SPEAKER_01 57:37

What am I guessing too?

SPEAKER_02 57:40

Guess if he doesn't get it. Okay, yeah, if I don't get it, you get it. Um then next time I'll do a quiz for the head to head. We'll bring the head to head back. Sweet. All right, question one. Where was the dark side express formed? Vision pro wrestling. That's uh that's correct. Yes. I don't remember if it was it Fredericton. I think so, yeah. It was Fredericton, yeah. Yeah. Wow.

unknown 58:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

I remember that. I remember that. What was our UCW entrance music? I'm Broken by Pantera. Yes, sir. Yeah. Wow. What was my very first ring name?

SPEAKER_01 58:30

That has nothing to do with Dark Side Express. I'm just seeing this being the Dark Side Express. Okay. You know? Your first ring name? Was it Julian Spades?

SPEAKER_02 58:45

I'll take it. It was Julian SpaceX, but yeah, Vance Nevada changes. He changes his spades.

SPEAKER_01 58:53

You suck. Who gave you that name?

SPEAKER_02 58:56

Vance Nevada in a bathroom in Digby after a show. That's just leaving at that. Wow, okay. No, no, we're at the bar after the show, and I walk in and he's at the urinal, he's loaded. And he just looks over. He's like, space. I hate that name. He goes, I like the use it. Go. I'm like, yes, sir. Zip, wash, gone. And then yeah, I remember I saw him at CAC and he's like, fucking space, space. I was like, hey buddy, how are you? Yeah, that is a shitty name, dude. That sucks. It is very because like Julian SpaceX. Because um, when I first started, they were like, Well, what's the name that you like first name that you like trailer heart boys is like Julian, and then he's just like not Ricky? No, not Ricky, and he was like, Oh, you look like uh sissy space, so we'll go with space. Who said that? Devin. Oh, okay. You look like Sissy SpaceX. That sucks, dude. Sure does. All right, let's see. All right. Uh question four. Can you name all the where in the world is greaser James Carr locations? Oh my gosh. Like, what were you doing when I I was like looking for you? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:17

I should know this because I made those.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:21

We shot them though, so I'll remember. I'll try to remember. All the places that I was or all the places that you were too, because we shot in a few places that I wasn't. So, like the the scene, it would show me looking for you, and you'd be in the background and you're doing something. So those ones, not not like where you were just sitting in the parking lot looking off into space and shit like that. Right. Okay, okay, okay. Um, so there was me sitting on the moose in cow bay. Yeah. There was me fishing in the water at Cow Bay. Yeah. When you walk by. There was uh me playing baseball in my brother's Nova Scotia uniform. Yeah. There was me painting the fence.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

Painting the fence. There was one where he pulled away in a car and then you pulled up. Right?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:18

Yeah, I just put a flyer on the one where he put the flyer on, yeah, and I and it was my on my car, and I came back and was like, what the fuck? Yes. Yeah. What the fuck? And then we met up at the smokestacks. Am I missing one? Uh yes, I ran into the cookie man somewhere. Well, I guess you weren't really in that one, but oh no, no, yeah, that's right. When you ran into him at the bar. And then there was also the scene. Oh, I bought some pizza. There was the scene we shot in my aunt's yard where my nephew put on the big fake beard and you thought he tried to fight you. Yeah. Perfect. All right, yeah, you're good. Question five. Do you remember what all the home alone traps were? Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:04

Again. I try not to remember that. Man, I I came up with some great ideas during Kaizen, did I not? Shut up. Uh I can I can name them all. Give me a sec.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:18

There's my boots on the steps. The glue. Yeah. Yeah, on the glue. There was the iron on the head. Iron on the head. There was the pink cans. There was the dinkies in the ring. Yep. And your bare feet. The bare feet. Yeah. Um. What's a pretty good what's a pretty famous one? People always are like, oh man, I can't believe that almost happened.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:53

What's the one that I got heat for for ruining the ring apron, apparently? Oh, right, the tyrant feather. Yeah. Tyran feathers. There's two more. Yeah, there's two more.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:05

One's kind of like, it's whatever, but the second one was pretty big and it could have caused a big problem.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:11

It could have. I could have yeah, I could have gotten a lot of trouble for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:16

Oh fuck. How am I not remembering?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:18

Like I said, I've tried Josh helped out. Josh Palerine caught it in the audience. Oh, the fucking staple gun? Staple gun. Oh, dude. Flying into the audience. Right. And my heart sank. Can you imagine that staple gun whacked like a kid in the head? Oh, that could have been real bad.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:43

Yeah. Uh and the last one was just the tripwire. Oh, right. Tripwire. Okay. I did okay, right? All right. Now continuing on the memory train. Name the Dark Side Donnie Brook locations. Dark side Donnie Brook locations. So we started. Give me a break. We started at the uh the smokestacks. Yeah. Where we met up when we did the the bat spot. Uh and then I threw you into the fence and you fell down in the parking lot of the parkside.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:19

So we went into the parking lot of the parkside, and then I escaped from you. Went into the excessive bus, and then it cuts to me inside a full bus.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:28

So we were in the bus. I got out of the bus and we were in the bus yard. He tried to run me down with the bus. And then we got in the beat it fight on the bus. And then off the bus. We fought into King of Donair.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:46

And then we sat in eight donaires. And then you knocked the fucking donair out of my hand for a shoot. Pissed me off. I was like, I have to do it. And I was like, oh, what are you doing? And then I was like, I have to do it. And then I thought better of it because I wouldn't do that to a goddamn delicious donair. I get the rest of my mind. No, but I can't, I can't do that. So I I held back. And then you fucking smoke right against the video. Oh, you're an asshole. So good. Anyway. And then after that, we fought to Alderney Landing out in the parking lot. And that's it, yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. I'll never forgive you for that don't air. I'm not counting our Vision Pro match, but what was our first? Who was our first match against? It was UCW. Who was our first match against?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:46

Sabotage?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:47

No. No. Was it kicking and stomping? Sure was. Did she do a dive? No, she doesn't do a dive. Do you guys dive? They asked if Stacey died. Do you guys? Dive, no. Look at us. Does it look like we dive? Does she dive? No, nobody dies. Oh fuck. Burke says, I want a Quebec style tag match out of you guys. It's like, do we look like we do we do that? I remember that. We tried, we tried. It didn't go over well. No, I was blown up. I was like, this is this is too much for me. When do we get to stop and yell at the crowd for a minute? I know, right? Uh all right, number eight. What did I keep tripping over uh during the scene where we were trying to find Jeff at the bar? Oh, the wet floor sign. Yeah. I made it a point to like trip over it every time. Even it wasn't in my line of direction. I would move over and then trip over. We shot that at the enemy design show at Oasis in the back uh hallway. Yeah, it was uh I remember Sylvie's like, that's Jeff, and she's like clearly a woman. Yeah, you're like, that's not Jeff. So good.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:00

Ryan is such in his glory right now, talking about himself as he plays with a toy.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:05

Hey, I learned about I learned that from the best, Dave. These were good times, though. These were fun promos to do from number nine segments. Uh number nine, what was the name of the sewing shop that we got our tights from? Isabel sewing shop.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:17

I know. Oh, pins and needles. Pins and needles. You threw all the money at her and ran.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:24

It sucks. I think we had to do like two or three takes, so I had to keep picking up the change and then have to throw it at all. Yeah, that's right. All right, last question. What did I ask for in the Christmas message video? Oh, I filmed this. You did film this. Um, you're like, well, you you get what do what do you want? I looked at the world peace. World peace. I want world peace. World peace. World peace. Fuck that. And he gave me gave each other our titles for Christmas.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:55

And then we did the freeze frame at the end.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:57

Ah yeah, that's right. Because we each got it, gave each other the same thing, right? Is that Rudolph? Where? And you put the rum in the eggnog. Fuck so good. And that's it. That's the Dark Side quiz. Oh fuck. You're gonna have to put a Dark Side Express montage in now, boys.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:15

Right here.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:16

Yes, I'll do that. I'll track all the I'll track all those videos down. It's all on YouTube.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:23

That's where I got all my sorts of stuff. It's not all there. Is it all there? Jesus. I'm pretty sure it is. I'm gonna be too busy making the Bred Brothers logo. Yes, Bred Brothers logo has to happen. That's gotta be the thumbnail for this episode. That's the AI thumbnail of the week.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:44

Hey, dear AI, please make these three people a loaf of bread.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:48

And make sure you put the AEW tag titles on us. The trio titles. Okay, the trick.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:53

And Tony Khan with a chef hat or a bacon hat. Oh my god. Does anyone have anything to plug?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:04

Let's get out of here.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:05

All the anti anti-AI people will just fucking hate us more and more. I got shit to plug. Yeah, plug plug away. Do you guys not have anything to plug? Well, you go first. Propeller I have four shows. Look at this. Hang on.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:23

So this is from earlier.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:25

So yes. Hang on, I gotta sold out. Sold out. So why are you promoting this one? There, because it's still standing room-only tickets, the night of. Okay. So that's this Saturday night at Parkside and Dartmouth. This isn't your last one there. You got one more there, right? I have two more there. Okay. June and October. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:44

Oh in October, you should uh we'll talk later.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:47

And then Sunday in Mount Uniac afternoon matinee show for the kitties. It's uh more than half sold out, which is awesome because Mount Uniac is a walk-up town. Okay, then I have uh the Leo Burke Cup show, which uh happens in June the 20th. June 20th. Then I have Spring Hill Supercard 5, my last Spring Hill show.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:12

Your last one. How many of you done there now? This will be number five.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:16

See that big five? I suppose so. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:20

Dave's in his glory talking about himself.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:24

Yeah, when I'm trying to make money, yes, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:29

Yeah, go check out these shows if you're in the area, folks. They're good shows.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:32

Please do please do support come to the Leo show. That's gonna be a very fun, special night.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:38

Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:39

And lots of special guests coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:41

May 9th. Uh Propeller Arcade is having another show. Tickets will be going on sale soon. I'll be reffing on that show. Nice. Um, United Wrestling. The people I just worked for, they're having a show the same night in Middleton. Uh they advertise PCO, the French Canadian Frankenstein is coming in uh to fight bad bad chat how it's bad thad how it uh so you know if you're in that area, go check that out too.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:07

Did they announce that already? Or are you just at the last show they announced?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:15

Oh, Brad Thad Howitt. Oh Brad Thad. Yeah, Bad Chad.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:23

Bad Chad Howitt.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:26

I think next week we should have a guest. Yeah, we can add someone.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:31

Yeah, let's get a guest.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:33

I'll I'll work on it.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:34

We'll find someone, it'll be a surprise. Yes, it will. Okay, let's get people to talk about the WrestleCenter show.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:41

No, I'm gonna try to find like I'll get like a celebrity.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:45

Oh, get us a C Lab. There you go. Okay, all right. Get Mick Foley, you can talk about the home alone match.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:51

No, no, please.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:56

Joey, do you have anything to plug? Uh watch open micers, listen to hush metal. See ya. Oh, well there you go. All right, we'll see you later. All right, tuning in. Thanks for watching.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:09

Like and subscribe, and uh our podcast, our audio podcast is doing very well again. We're back up to having, I think a lot of our old listeners finally found us. Well, maybe this week they won't have to turn it off because Orion's breathing. Breathing.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:24

Oh, probably they will because I'm fat and out of shape, but whatever. Why bread out?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:28

Wipe bread out, wipe bread out. All right, peace sourdough video.