ARSE'N AROUND - EPISODE 7

The boys are back and give their views on Wrestlemania, the funniest names,  what was the best generation, the greatest cornhole story ever, and MORE!!

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SPEAKER_01 0:44

Arson the round, Arsenal. Arsenal.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

So good. So good. Yeah, I know. I'm awesome.

SPEAKER_03 0:52

What is going on? This is Arsenal Round. It is Tuesday. Tuesday. March the 31st. Tomorrow's April Fool's Day.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Oh, jokes on you guys. Fuck you. I'm leaving the podcast. Already.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

The jokes on the listeners for listening to it. Oh, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_03 1:13

Uh yeah, go ahead, Ryan. You do the fucking intros like you always do.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Oh, wait, that's the wrong one. Uh, what's up, everybody? Welcome to Arsenal Round. I'm Damien Space. With me always is the Greaser, and the man behind the controls, Mr. David A. Boyce. Oh, I guess just David Boyce. Yeah. There it is. There it is. Joey, do your best Dave laugh.

SPEAKER_03 1:42

Why would I do that? Did Greaser have a laugh? I can't remember now. What was Greaser's like? It was just my real laugh.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

I didn't laugh that much.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

Yeah, grease, baby. Kind of the uh Teddy Beyossy fucking you know that you like the big cocaine wrestler. The the anvil type thing.

SPEAKER_03 2:10

Ryan Damien Spades doesn't have like a voice or a character, all right? Like a like a character voice is just you in promos.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Sometimes he does. It's just like a like a like a rocker dude, like what's up, guys?

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Yeah, he does it. Does he? Does he? He doesn't. I've never heard you do that. Ryan, it's you. It literally said right here on the screen. Look, it says spades. That's you, you fuck. Oh, that is me. Oh shit. He should be breather. He does. Oh no, we should change this. This should be the white bread.

SPEAKER_03 2:44

White yes, the bread brother brothers here live. Fucking bread boys. Before I forget, like and subscribe to our YouTube channel. And um yeah, all that other good stuff. If not, follow us on all your uh favorite podcast platforms. Watch this. I also got a QR code that you can scan. It'll take you right to our YouTube channel. Check that out. 2026 boys. Look at you're QR code. People are like, what the fuck? Clearly, if they see the QR code, they're already on our YouTube channel, so I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 3:19

You QR code and son of a bitch. Look at David's gonna get us in the in with the times there.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

Oh my god, I don't believe it. Well, this episode is brought to you by what's this?

SPEAKER_00 3:31

I was gonna wear my glasses on this podcast tonight, boys. But my glasses with my ring, my ring light, it like look.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

Well, just put your ring light above your like I have glasses and a ring light.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

Yeah, my ring lights up there. Yeah, well, mine is in front of my face.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

It has to be wearing my glasses, so I yeah, whatever. I can't see.

SPEAKER_03 3:50

Did you have your eye surgery?

SPEAKER_00 3:52

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_03 3:53

Holy fuck! Let's check that eye out.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Keep your fingers.

SPEAKER_03 3:58

Yeah, looks perfect.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

How many fingers doubled up? Eight. Yeah, go fuck yourself too there.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

I'll finish asking how many fingers I was.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you were asking. I seen it. I seen what you were doing. Was that day surgery? Oh, it wasn't really much of a surgery, man. I just went in, he shot a fucking laser in my eye 10 or 15 times, and uh freaking laser bait. That was that. I couldn't uh I couldn't see much for the day, but other than that, it wasn't bad at all. I thought I thought it was gonna be much worse. And are you looking like seeing better? Like, did it work? It did well, it wasn't to improve my vision, it was just to block off this hole in my retina that was potentially going to cause issues. It was just preventative.

SPEAKER_03 4:41

So now we just gotta get Ryan to the doctor to fix his breathing problem.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

Man, like I've I've gone, I know like this nostril is smaller, so like when I breathe in, oh, I probably need those too. Yeah, this nostril like will shut. So it's just like I breathe through my mouth. I'm a mouth breather.

SPEAKER_00 5:02

Yeah, me too. I can't lie, I can't even lie. I'm not a mouth breather.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

So last last Tuesday, we had to go get uh blood work done, just a yearly checkup to check everything, like because I got it done last year, and he's just like, Oh, we gotta do it again and make sure, see if anything changed and for the better or worse. And I don't know what it is, man, but whenever I get blood work done and they like hook like you can't see it's gone now, but this was like when they put the needle in was like purple and yellow, it was fucking nasty.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

I was like, you're getting old and you got soft skin because you're a soft bastard.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

I look like a fucking heroin addict. I was like, Jesus!

SPEAKER_00 5:40

I think that's what it is. Maybe it's just me.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

And I didn't even like I was like, 'cause I don't really like needles. I don't know who does, but who does? Yeah, right. So I'm just like, okay, I'm not looking in. She was just like talking to me, and then I was like, she's like, I'm done. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, how'd you get a cavity filled in that fucking? He's like, Oh dude, I gotta I tell you, man, my new dentist. Holy fuck, he's a he's a fucking miracle worker. Because I hate the dentist. I fucking hate him, but he's been like so good and like calming and shit. Like, he's calming. What's he doing stroke your cock while you're thinking? Funny you should say that.

SPEAKER_00 6:16

They call him like they call him the hand job dentist.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

Oh, that's so calming.

SPEAKER_01 6:22

So he's like, Oh, I gotta put like three needles in to freeze your fucking whatever. And I'm like, Oh, for fuck's sake. But he's like in there and he's like pinching my cheek and like rubbing it around to like distract my brain, and then he's just like boop, boop, and then I was like, That was nothing, and then he's like, Well, I can't do it. They had to be one on the roof of my mouth in the back. Yeah, and like he fucking ran the needle across the uh gum, and I was like, Oh, what the fuck? And then he's like, I was like, Okay, that wasn't that bad, but yeah, and then I was like he beeped what he like beeped your nose, like he like he booped your nose.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

No, like he just put the needle and just put the needle in. He treated you like a 10-year-old, is what he did. That's how he died for a two-year-old fucking worked, okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

So whatever, you make fun of me all you want. I got fucking healthy.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

It's 2026. The dentist doesn't hurt anymore. It's not like when I was a kid, and the fucking the machines had rust on them, and back in the 1920s.

SPEAKER_01 7:17

I remember being a kid and seeing smoke coming out of like when they're drilling out the tooth and shit. Cause like I'm like, what the fuck? And then you're like smelling smoke, you're like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, drilling the tooth. It's the tooth dust, it's not smoke, smoke, tooth dust, whatever. I'm a kid, I think it's smoke.

SPEAKER_00 7:36

I smell burning.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 7:38

Ryan's heading is old there, like, I want a cigarette so bad. Oh my god, it'll be fucking dirty.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

Clip that there it is.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

Now we're the blue boys. I haven't been to the dentist forever. I because every time I go, she says, I haven't seen you forever, and she makes me feel guilty. So then the next then I don't go again.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

Yeah, I haven't gone. I haven't gone in a long, long time the last time I went. I had to get a root canal, but you know what? One root canal and no other cavities for how long it was between my dentist visits, pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 8:14

Same. I had this one up here that he did, and then I got another one here, and then a little one. He's like, they're all just surface, they're not even like in the tooth. I just want to like make sure they don't spread. I'm like, it's like that's pretty good for not being here for like 10 years. I was like, I don't think it's 10 years, but whatever. I always have to I always have to get scaling done.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

That sucks where they lift up your gums and scrape all the shit underneath your gums.

SPEAKER_01 8:36

Oh, yeah, they get you brush your fucking teeth, Dave.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

I do, but I'm 53. My teeth are old.

SPEAKER_01 8:41

Not before bed.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

Not before bed. Never, I'd rather have heartburn. So what's the new boys? Two weeks. Oh, me? Um no. I haven't been to a doctor in fuck. I don't know how long. I'm good. I'm healthy.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

You have a doctor, actually. I was not a doctor.

SPEAKER_00 9:06

I hate my doctor. My doctor's the worst. Why? She's just a real bitch. Well, hopefully, she's not watching. I good. Even if she is, she she should know. She's awful. Every time I book an appointment at the fucking clinic, I always ask if there's another doctor. Really? Technically, she's my family doctor and has been for 20 years. And you don't have to dare give her up, right? Because you'll never have another one. Exactly. So whatever. They they usually let me see somebody else.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

That's like when my old my old family doctor was getting set to retire. Um, he was he just got his medical marijuana license, and he was my dad's got uh like back pain problems and stuff. Me too. And he was he was trying to get my dad to fucking get medicinal marijuana and can you give me this guy's number? Yeah, really. I'm long retired now, but uh well fuck. He it's man, that guy was like fucking. I remember going to see him and I'm like, I said uh I was asking about something he's like, you got Google? And I was like, Yeah, he's like Google it. I was like, Don't you don't have to waste your time coming here. I was like, That's a great doctor. Don't Google it, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:21

Do not Google it's you'll be dying and have the worst disease and right before I went for my eye thing, I was looking up the recovery for the eye thing.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

And the picture of Shawn Michaels came up, yeah, yeah. Uh you know, but it's it may have to play on your stomach for five weeks. I was like, what the fuck? So when I when I finished doing it, I asked the doctor, after care, like anything I need to know? Do I need to put anything in? He goes, nope, you'll be fine. Nothing. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

When I fly an airplane? Sure.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

Yeah, he said, don't drive for four hours. I said, Okay, deal.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

All right, fine, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

Yeah. No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_03 11:03

Uh what's yeah, what's what's been up for the last two weeks? Anything exciting in your lives that we have to less let our listeners know?

SPEAKER_00 11:11

That we have to let our listeners know?

SPEAKER_03 11:13

Yes, they're following, they're following our lives. They need to know what we've been doing for two weeks. Uh starting a new job. Uh oh, that I'm not allowed to talk about. I just don't want we don't need to put it all out there. After this podcast, you'll be like, hey, can you edit that part out about my doctor being a bitch? No, leave that in. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

In fact, make it a clip. Okay. What's her name?

SPEAKER_03 11:38

We're not going that far. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

Did you guys order some BLT cookie man cookies? No, I forgot.

SPEAKER_03 11:44

I did not. Although James came around on last Sunday. We had a Mountain Uniak show, and James came and helped with Ring Crew for the day and rolled around the ring. And we tried to talk him into getting in the rumble, but he was a hard no.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

Oh no, no. I I thanks you. I appreciate the album, but no, I I can't.

SPEAKER_03 12:03

No, he looked great in there. It's if he never like never stopped wrestling.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

So dude, you it was nice to like your bar show the night before. Um it was nice to sit back and actually watch the show and be a fan. Oh, we had so much fun. Like I was sitting with uh my partner and our friends, and we had Ronnie Payne and her husband with me. And yeah, she was fucking sitting yelling at JP and shit, and you're like telling her, sit down, bitch. And I'll be a fucking and fucking uh Max Power and Maurice Power fucking killed, they all killed it, but yeah, it was such a good show.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

The world's shortest ladder match. I I gave them 10 to 12 minutes, they went 21. A little heavy. Yeah, a little, a little, but it was good. It was you know, it was a bar show. What can you you can't fuck with a bar show?

SPEAKER_01 12:57

Well, it's funny because they're like, Well, uh, I think Ashley asked me, she's like, So, who's running these ones Dave's done? I'm like, I don't know. Nobody, nobody, how about her?

SPEAKER_03 13:09

I'll do it.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

I'll take it over.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

Actually, the next day, the family show was a lot of fun. First of all, sold out. There were like 200 people jammed in that fire hall.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 13:20

Um, yeah, it was a great little show.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

I heard that you got something there.

SPEAKER_03 13:24

I did, yeah. The politician gave me like a certificate to thank me for bringing wrestling to their little town.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

Oh, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 13:32

I shed a little tear in the rain. The little fucker got me. Uh yeah. Got me. I I ain't burning towns, I'm making towns, baby.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

And then he's retiring for three months.

SPEAKER_03 13:43

Oh, taking it right up from underneath getting my certificate from the fucking government, and out I go. And then fucking leaving. Never didn't return.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

And then I got what I came for. Yeah, I got my certificate. He'll be back promoting shows. Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 14:00

You sound like Katie. Uh, what else happened the last Chuck Norris died?

SPEAKER_00 14:06

Oh yeah. Yeah, that sucked. Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 14:10

Bring this bring this party down a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

You know what, you know what it did though, is it it it brought back all the old Chuck Norris memes and they made me laugh. I got a good laugh. So good. Those were the days.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

I I remember the uh the TV show that he did, Texas Rangers. Yeah, it was so cheesy. Oh man. Like all those CDS shows. Yeah. He was so good at that Bruce Lee movie. I I can't remember. I remember watching Chuck Norris movies when I was young, but I could never name one.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

Um they're probably probably knowing him from fucking uh dodgeball, where he's one of the judges. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00 14:51

I didn't watch I didn't watch his movies, but I watched I watched the Bruce Lee movie that he was in, which was good.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

I don't think I've ever seen a Bruce Lee movie that I liked. I don't like Bruce. Nah. What? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

I don't think I've ever seen one.

SPEAKER_03 15:08

Well, that's even worse. At least I tried.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

No, maybe I've seen Enter the Dragon, I'm not sure. And I've seen well, and I've seen um the Green Hornet.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

Me and my buddies, the Bouchards, like in the high school or junior high, went deep on Kung Fu movies like that. Watched a ton of fucking Bruce Lee.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

Oh, I see you all find me.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

No, that's that's Clinton, Clippin.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Yeah. Here's here's Ryan being racist. It's not racist.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

I mean part of the overdubbing.

SPEAKER_03 15:45

Back in my day, that wasn't racist. It was perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

If that is your custom. Speaking of, I've been thinking Joey's stuffy racist. I'm I'm I'm I'm Gen X, right? What are you guys? Millennials?

SPEAKER_01 16:02

No, you guys suck. I'm baseline millennial.

SPEAKER_03 16:05

What difference does it make? I truly believe that Gen X was the last great generation. I think you're full of shit. No, hear me out. Hear me out. He's like, hello, we're always back. But we lived before the internet and cell phones. So we we so did we, yeah. No, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

As a teenager getting my first cell phone, a flip phone, uh little StarTec digital flip phone. But look at used it in a fucking pro. Oh no, the block cell phones. We used to use it in our promos. That was my first cell phone.

SPEAKER_03 16:38

I I my high school days I lived through the 80s, so I had the greatest music, greatest movies.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

That can be argued as well. The 90s excellent music.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Um, like I said, we had no cell phones, or you know, we hung out all night, all day with our friends.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

Um like we didn't do this.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

Even no, you had cell phones and computers and shit that barely worked.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

I didn't have a cell phone that could had apps that could do shit until well after high school. Yeah, it was like you used your cell phone to I had a full phone that I could call to get my dad to come pick me up for the phone.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

Like, do dude, but I didn't have any of that. I had a I had a rotating phone on the wall that I never used.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

Sucks for you, dude.

SPEAKER_03 17:23

No, it was a great time to be alive.

SPEAKER_00 17:25

Look at even a wrestling, like so was when I was in high school.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

As a Gen Xer, I lived through both wrestling booms. So, like I was 10 with the 84, 83 wrestling boom happened and the Hulkamania and all that stuff. I was also a teenager when the attitude error took off. So I witnessed all that. You guys didn't witness that.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

You witnessed the givea fucks on my forehead, Dave Boys. Look at this.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

None. How old are you, Dave? You're only like what? I'm 52. Yeah, I'm 45. Um I remember all this shit.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

So when does Gen X stop and Millennials start?

SPEAKER_01 18:04

It's I'm like 81, 82. So I'm like, I'm an 81, so it's like a little like it cuts off kind of at the end of like in the middle of 81 and into 82. But I'm still like I remember fucking teenage years, attitude era, fucking.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

How old were you in 1984? Uh, I was three. You do not remember the wrestling boom of 80 of the 80s. I do not. Okay, that's what I'm saying. I still lived it.

SPEAKER_00 18:29

You're acting like this is special. Who gives a fuck? I'm just saying I saw lots of wrestler too. I've watched all that stuff.

SPEAKER_03 18:37

Gen X was the best generation. I will die on that sword.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

Yeah, you'll die to Gen X. Here in the comments, people what generation do you think is the best?

SPEAKER_03 18:47

They're gonna answer their generation.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Your generation.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

Yeah, you're but you can't deny that my generation is fucking wrong.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

You're you're foolish, yeah. I'm not saying it wasn't great, but I'm you know, it was all great.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

Man, all the action hero movies were all in my era.

SPEAKER_00 19:07

Yeah, those movies suck. They were the best. My era, all the all the 90s comedies. Let's be serious here. My era, like 2000 comedies, like when I was in high school, it was like super bad shit.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

2000s music sucked.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

I didn't say, well, no, no, it wasn't if you were listening to all right music.

SPEAKER_03 19:26

I have satellite radio, and we do not ever hit 2K, the channel 2K, because the music just fucking sucks.

SPEAKER_00 19:33

Well, don't listen to the fucking top 40 shit.

SPEAKER_03 19:35

Listen to listen to the 80s, the greatest decade ever. No, the 90s, brother. 90s. Oh my god, brother. 90s, it was just rap.

SPEAKER_01 19:45

Was it brunch and fucking heavy metal?

SPEAKER_00 19:51

Yeah, you're you're you're nothing beats it.

SPEAKER_03 19:55

Nothing beats an 80s and 80s hair band, huh?

SPEAKER_01 19:58

Listen, I'm a huge I can think of a lot of things that beat because they're hair metal bands.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

80s rock ballads, they still play today. Okay, okay, so let's think. Think this out. So in the 80s, and now it's 2026. So we're talking 40 years ago. In the 80s, no one listened to the 1940s music all the time.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

You don't know that, yes.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

No, we weren't. No, they didn't.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

It also wasn't as awesome. Think about the the way that music has uh has evolved and the way that people consume it. What music from the 1940s could you listen to in the 1980s?

SPEAKER_03 20:36

Who knows?

SPEAKER_00 20:38

There had to be they weren't listening to fucking Spotify play with these fucking spandex hits, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 20:49

Oh well, that's my that's my case.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

You're not with me. I love Jenny's hair, bro. That's my shit. Danhousing ain't coming out of your case.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

Gen X. Millennials. What are they now? What are we up to now? What's like now again? Alpha? That's the new one. They're fucked. You know what they say?

SPEAKER_01 21:16

Children are the future. It's the choice of a new generation.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

Did you hear about the fucking you mentioned Renee a minute ago and her and her husband? He's uh he's a cornhole player and he watches our podcast.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

He likes the cornhole.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

He likes the cornhole, and uh he has a cornhole podcast deep in the cornhole.

SPEAKER_00 21:35

Yeah. Well, let's get him on the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 21:38

I love cornhole. Let's talk about it. Did you see the news last week or the week before? There's a double amputee player, so they have no arms or legs, and somehow they can play, somehow they can play cornhole. However, that's not their only talent. They murdered someone. One. What the fuck? A double amputee cornhole player murderer. Oh my god. How? How do you play cornhole with no arms?

SPEAKER_02 22:15

I mean, I guess if you can figure out cornhole. Not even the murder part. You can figure out the gun. Yeah, I'm more amazed that they fucking the murder.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

How do you play cornhole with no arms?

SPEAKER_02 22:28

Well, you can fucking like if they had two stubs, they could probably jimmy the gun with the two nubs and fucking shoot, but they can just throw a fucking beanbag 30 feet in the air.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

Sure, they go with their mouth, maybe. Wouldn't they have one of those fucking potatoes?

SPEAKER_01 22:48

Anything's possible.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

Yeah, I wasn't impressed that the uh he's got a really, really long neck and he can swing it off the end of that.

SPEAKER_01 22:58

Anyway, they're in jail. Was there more than one?

SPEAKER_03 23:05

Well, no, I don't know. Him, her, they pronouns, I don't know. Be safe.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

Oh, dude, that sucks.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

Yeah, I wasn't impressed that they killed someone. I was impressed that they can play cornhole. And I like that the news wasn't just like double amputee killed someone. They had to add the cornhole champion or whatever it was. Yeah, of course. Double double amputee cornhole champion.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

Yeah. We'll get Bijan and ask him his opinion.

SPEAKER_03 23:33

A person with no arms and legs, wouldn't they just be the sandbag?

SPEAKER_00 23:36

Maybe they throw maybe they throw the person in the cornhole. It's not little people talking. That's it. Boys, that's a different sport altogether. He's a stupid bastard. Everybody knows that.

SPEAKER_03 23:56

We went to midget wrestling in Las Vegas, and uh one of the guys that came out was a uh had no legs. He was like a full grown man, but he had no legs. So technically, he was a midget, I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 24:09

No, technically he's not technically, he's an amputee.

SPEAKER_03 24:12

Well, you tell the midget pro wrestling promoter that he's not a midget. Fuck he could wrestle, he could wrestle, man. The micro, he was great, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:21

Micro championship, yeah. That's crazy. But he's a hell of a core hole player. Have you guys ever watched Last One Laughing?

SPEAKER_01 24:31

Yes, just in a British one.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

Yeah, we're just we we're almost well, we're we're caught up on the second season, but the first and second season of that show is non-stop laughs. Is that the game show? Yeah, a bunch of Canadians in the same room and they have supposed to not laugh.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

Yes, I saw the season with uh um what's the Canadian actor? The can the can you saw the can the beard?

SPEAKER_00 25:00

Oh, yeah, Tom Green Tom Green, yes, and Colin Mockery, yeah. Yeah, yeah, a delicious cheese sandwich. Yeah, yeah. But the British one, it's hosted by Jimmy Carr.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

Okay, and I fucking love Jimmy Carr. It's funny, dude. He's coming here again, like three years in a row.

SPEAKER_00 25:17

He's here all the time, yeah. No, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_01 25:21

Is he? Oh yeah. If you liked fucking dark drywit fucking comedy, like oh, it's he's so good.

SPEAKER_00 25:28

Oh yeah, he's funny as fuck.

SPEAKER_01 25:30

Jimmy Carr came last time he came, he came with Jim Jefferson. Jimmy Carr from IHW. I know that's Jimmy Carr. Jimmy Carr. Jim Jeffries is fucking I love Jim Jeffries. Yeah, he's funny too. Uh who did I watch last night? Uh what's Isla? Uh uh Eliza. Eliza? Eliza, yeah. Eliza Schlesinger? Yeah, I watched a clip of hers.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

I saw her live at the Spatz Theater in Halifax years ago. Fuck, almost 10 years ago now. Uh the new Mark Norman special came out on Netflix. That's fucking really funny. I suggest it. Highly suggest it. I saw him when he came here last year to the Rebecca Cohn, and it was fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_03 26:12

How are tickets for the uh comedy fest in the summer going? Uh I haven't bought any yet.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

I'm gonna probably got the Adam Ray one, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

Yeah. I don't know. Well, they don't sell out, so I'll be able to get tickets.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

I just uh Matt Reif might be sold out.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

That's yeah, I don't care. I don't want to see Matt Reif. I don't think he's funny. I don't either. Yeah. No, it's all just like crowd work. Crowd work can only go so far. If you make it your thing, then you're uh it's not not for me. Could you do stand-up comedy? We've discussed this. Um I don't want to. We're just okay. Scratch it. I like it too much. I like it too much. I don't want to ruin it like I ruined wrestling. What's the deal with wrestling?

SPEAKER_03 26:59

Fuck. Let's talk wrestling for a minute. Shall we? I guess. Always. It's WrestleMania season, baby. Yeah, it is. So um they've been shitting out matches like crazy in the last week. I think we're up to 13. That's a lot.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

Well, you gotta do you gotta do something.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

It's got it's two nights, too, so it's like six matches a show. Yeah, hang on, I got like a little graphic here. Let's see. Wrestling mania is it 42?

SPEAKER_00 27:33

42.

SPEAKER_03 27:34

Some someone made a really shitty AI WrestleMania card here. But was it you? No, no, I would have done I would have done it better. But of all these matches, what do you what are you looking forward to? So we got Cody and Randy Orton, very good, roadie and uh Roman and CM Punk, also very good.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

So solid main events, two, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:59

And it's great that they're both single matches. Yes, thank God. Thank God. Um, Seth Rollins and Gunther was just at it because why not?

SPEAKER_00 28:09

I think that they were holding off on Gunther for this match in case Braun Breaker couldn't make it back, which is why they waited so long. I'm certain of that. That's what it feels like to me. He's still out. I mean, it's gonna be a great match. I'm sure next week they'll have Gunther come out and make an excuse or uh sure it'll be a great match, but I mean it's just you know, you can tell that they kind of scraped it together because this was not supposed to happen.

SPEAKER_03 28:32

Yeah, Brock Lesnar and Oba Femi, which is a match I'm looking forward to.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

That's a big one.

SPEAKER_01 28:39

I heard I watched an interview that apparently the walk, it's all shoulders, it's not even the arms. That's what he said.

SPEAKER_00 28:46

I think it's stupid. I hate it.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

You know what? I I like it because all the kids are doing it, and they're showing like people are uh filming TikToks of their kids at home. Oh, that's great.

SPEAKER_00 28:56

Good, good for the kids. He's got he'll get over with the kids. That's great, just not for me. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 29:02

Yeah, Owen started doing it, and then you wouldn't be into it. I'll allow it. I'll allow it. He can do it.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

Uh Drew McIntyre and Jacob Fattoo in an unsanctioned match.

SPEAKER_00 29:12

Also, could be a great match. Yeah, those two have something to prove, they could go out there and steal the show.

SPEAKER_03 29:19

Yeah, do you think I I don't think they'll get it like um like a bloody bloodbath type of match. You never know, dude.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

Yeah, Drew is leaving for a bit, so maybe they'll just and Drew's also the type of guy that would do it to the point.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

Yeah. Uh Rhea Ripley and Jade Cargo. It's the build-up sucks.

SPEAKER_00 29:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

I forgot they were fucking working.

SPEAKER_00 29:42

Yeah, Jay dressed. I'm interested to see what Rhea can do with her in the ring, but I'm not uh I'm yeah, whatever. I was never a fan of Jay Cargo and AEW either. No, she can't wrestle. It's not well, yes, yes, it is. I just find she sucks on her mic. No, she's fine on the mic, she's fine for what she has to be, but she she just can't wrestle. Uh Liv Morgan and Stephanie Vacur, which might be good. That'll be a good badge.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

AJ and Becky Lynch.

SPEAKER_00 30:14

Is that what actually matters? Yeah, storyline-wise, right?

SPEAKER_03 30:18

Sammy Zayn and Trick Williams also could be a show stealer. Yeah, I think Trick is going over. He's so over with the fans right now, like insane. Him and Oba Femi for two call-ups.

SPEAKER_00 30:32

Do you do you give Trick and Oba big WrestleMania moments? Their first WrestleMania. Yeah, I would. Yeah, okay. Fuck yeah. I definitely I see it with Oba, but I I'm not sold on Trick yet.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

Uh a five-man ladder match. Some reason uh Dragon Lee is not on this graphic. Um Javon Evans, Rusev, JD McDonald, and Penta. That's just gonna be a spot fest.

SPEAKER_00 31:00

Why not?

SPEAKER_03 31:00

They needed some muscle in it.

SPEAKER_00 31:02

Gotta put him in, gotta put them somewhere. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 31:05

Uh Finn Balor and Dominic Dominic Mysterio, which I think will be really entertaining.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

Yeah, I hope it's Demon Finn Balor.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

Maybe uh and then a giant four-way tag team match. Um the popcorn match, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_01 31:25

Irresistible Forces versus the Bella twins versus Charlotte Flood and Alexa Bliss and Bailey and Lyra Valkyria.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

Uh they're putting the belts on the Bellas. You watch.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

Uh you can look, but you can't they'll just do it to say they did it.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:43

Yeah. I can see I'm sure that's what they're gonna do.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

So that's WrestleMania. It's in two weeks. That's new.

SPEAKER_00 31:52

No, yeah, is it?

SPEAKER_03 31:53

Yeah, I go away. No, I don't think. I don't fucking know. Uh the date isn't on this. John Cena's the host. You imagine all these two all these people last year spent thousands of dollars to see John Cena last WrestleMania appearance. Boom! Very next year.

SPEAKER_00 32:15

It was his last WrestleMania match. They knew he'd be back for this sort of shit. That's April 18th and 19th. He was pretty open about that.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

18th and yeah, so that's like less than uh less than three weeks.

SPEAKER_00 32:26

Yeah, but it's it's over it's more than two. It's not April 1st yet.

SPEAKER_01 32:31

18th and 9th. But the real question is, are you having a watch party?

SPEAKER_03 32:35

Um, again, I'm watching it. I don't know if I want people with me for two nights in a row.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

I will pick a night, but we'll have to figure out which nights are what and then have they separated it yet?

SPEAKER_03 32:46

Night like night one, night two?

SPEAKER_01 32:48

I don't think so. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Uh Hall of Fame uh is shaping up, although half the Hall of Famers are dead.

SPEAKER_00 33:00

Putting in this share. I think that's why they put them in the legacy wing.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

Yeah, um, but demolitions. That's that's pretty cool. Yeah, demolition. That's due time. They just announced today they're honoring the Hogan Andre match from WrestleMania 3. Okay, yeah. Remember last year they started this new award with uh Bret Hart and Steve Austin?

SPEAKER_00 33:20

Yeah, yeah. Well, there's no bigger match than Hogan Andre, right? Even still to this day, there's no bigger match than Hogan Andre.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

No, that's the biggest man event of all time. They'll probably do Nick Hogan and um is Andre the Giants daughter still alive.

SPEAKER_00 33:38

Yeah, but yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

Somebody has to accept for them.

SPEAKER_00 33:42

Is Tim White alive? Or no, I don't think.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

Nope. Um probably Stephanie.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

Yeah, she'll best friend she met her best friend her promo uh against fucking Cody Rhodes there. She was like, I used to sit right there and I'm to the giant wood, grab my leg and give me the office. I was like, okay, thanks. Name dropping here. Okay. Oh, let me pick that up. Stephanie just dropped that name.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

Uh but yeah, that's that's it. That's uh that's WrestleMania. Unless they add more to it, I can't imagine they will. That's pretty well all the major stars, right? Yeah, I mean, they can't be much more to add to the Oscar and all of them don't have a match yet.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Uh Eel Sky. Yeah, but there's stuff going on around Mania. Like, not everybody's gonna have a match.

SPEAKER_03 34:30

Eel Sky was in the main event last year, or one of the top matches, the best match, and she's not in the show at all this year. I I think there's gonna be like one more multi-women match.

SPEAKER_00 34:42

Maybe it's kind of like it's past the years, like they used to have the battle royal and stuff because they just tried to pack everybody on the show. I think now you have to more earn your way on the show and be well.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

I'm looking, the the women's US title doesn't have a match.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

Right. Does the tag teams, the male tag teams don't have a match?

SPEAKER_03 35:02

The man, yeah, that's right. Oh, they just won. So oh, so I think that's gonna be added on, which will be Logan Paul, Austin Theory, and and I show speed, I show speed versus the Usos and no Ellie Knight. Jelly Roll. No, LA Knight. Oh, Jelly Roll doesn't have a match. Isn't he supposed to be on the show?

SPEAKER_01 35:27

He just beat that Kit Wilson guy or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 35:29

So he shouldn't be wrestling on SmackDown and beating wrestlers. That sucks. Even if it's Kit Wilson.

SPEAKER_01 35:39

That's the only reason he won.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

I guess. I don't know. I didn't watch the match. I'm sure it was a struggle for him to even yeah, it was a little sloppy. Yeah, well, what do you expect? Yes, jelly roll.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

What do you think about is is Danhausen kind of dying off now? Not at all. Oh my god, his segment last night was using it right now in between like commercial breaks and stuff, but like you don't really see him like like the first couple weeks. No, he was interacting a lot, now he's just kind of you know he had a segment last night on Raw.

SPEAKER_03 36:14

Did he? Yeah, he came out with uh IO Speed. He he cursed him.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

Oh no, no, IO Speed was asking him to be uncursed, and then uh it's i Show Speed. I show speed, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

The greatest generation. I was gonna say I'm a fucking uh uh I'm a generation X. I don't know these new fucking kids.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

If your name's not Hulk Hogan, I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 36:48

Yeah, you know what does suckle WrestleMania? Nickelback is the official, like one of their songs is the official song.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

Yeah, I know their new song, yeah. Nickelback.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

Come on, you don't like nickelback?

SPEAKER_00 37:01

No, but around it's going on today!

SPEAKER_01 37:06

No, nothing. I remember I was living in fucking Hamilton, Ontario, and we were at a bar, and they was this homeless guy, and he's uh he's always downtown outside the bars, and he was a huge wrestling fan, and we'd always get him to do the sing the raw theme song, and they'd be like, he's fucking loaded like just brokering and we just throw him a couple bucks, and just he fucking loved it every time.

SPEAKER_00 37:32

That's funny. He goes taking advantage of an old homeless man.

SPEAKER_01 37:37

Hey, we fed him and we got entertained.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

We saw them last year in concert, actually. We worked the merch, and then when put on a good live show, man. So when merch was like dying down, they're like, Oh, you want to go watch the rest of the concert? There's nickel back for fuck's sake. And Katie went likes them, so I went with her, but yeah, not my cup of tea.

SPEAKER_00 38:03

You also didn't like Creed, and you went to Creed.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

Horrible.

SPEAKER_00 38:06

Well, it was not horrible, it was excellent.

SPEAKER_03 38:09

Now the Foo Fighters are the um the killers. The killers.

SPEAKER_00 38:14

I'm going to see the Foo Fighters. Are you going to go see the Dixie Chicks this year? Toronto. No, I'm not gonna go to the Dixie Chicks.

SPEAKER_01 38:20

I'm wondering if Foo Fighters are gonna be the fucking Saturday night.

SPEAKER_03 38:23

No, Foo Fighters are in the UK. We've already looked. Oh uh, you know who doesn't have a concert that night? And nearby, default, default, dude.

SPEAKER_00 38:36

That sucks. No, I love dude. Come on. You like default, but you don't like nickelback? Oh, you are a fucking weird dude.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

That sucks.

SPEAKER_00 38:50

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 38:51

I actually canceled my wrestling show in June because of the Dixie Chicks concert.

SPEAKER_00 38:56

Dixie Chicks? Uh Puddle the mud. Have you ever seen that guy trying to do the fucking Nirvana song? No. Oh my god. Dave, see if you can find the video.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

Oh god.

unknown 39:15

All right.

SPEAKER_00 39:16

Puddle of mud singer sings nirvana. It's incredible. It's on YouTube? Oh, it's it's gotta be. Okay, so puddle of mud. Puddle of mud singer sings nirvana.

SPEAKER_02 39:33

Sings Oh, it's the first one that pops up.

SPEAKER_00 39:36

Yeah, yeah. I bet it is.

SPEAKER_03 39:40

Will this get us fucking banned?

SPEAKER_00 39:42

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 39:44

Is it about a girl? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

Is that the song?

SPEAKER_00 39:48

That's the song, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:49

Is it about a girl?

SPEAKER_02 39:51

Okay, hang on one second, I gotta turn this up.

SPEAKER_00 39:55

Shelly, it makes me laugh so much.

SPEAKER_03 39:58

Okay, hang on. Uh stop. Share a screen. And we need the audio, right?

SPEAKER_00 40:06

Yeah, make sure it's turned down a little bit. Last time you had audio, it was so loud. Okay, hang on. Okay, here we go. You have to see this.

SPEAKER_03 40:23

You told me to turn it down. Turn it up.

SPEAKER_04 40:43

All right, that's enough.

SPEAKER_03 40:52

Is he like ribbing us? Is he like or is that his voice?

SPEAKER_00 40:59

He really fucked up. What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_02 41:05

Can you still hear it?

SPEAKER_04 41:06

Yeah, yeah. Oh, hang on.

SPEAKER_00 41:12

Jesus Christ. It's really bad. It's funny though. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

I used to think I'll let you play that because it's like fuck that noise.

SPEAKER_00 41:24

I used to think Palomad was just like kind of a silly, fun one of those bands. Until I saw him do that. My god. Now that song She Fucking Hates Me makes all the sense in the world.

SPEAKER_01 41:36

She fucking hates me.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

Yeah. No talent, so just write a stupid song.

SPEAKER_03 41:47

Uh Ryan, do you have a trivia to this uh show? Or I don't. You guys suck.

SPEAKER_01 41:53

Well, okay. We thought we were gonna have a different type of show this week, so I didn't have anything prepared.

SPEAKER_03 41:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 41:59

That's right. Let's address it. Am I the only one that makes notes?

SPEAKER_03 42:04

Yeah. Like all week, if I think of something, oh, we should talk about that. I add it to my list.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

Do you know who we are, Dave?

SPEAKER_03 42:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

You know why?

SPEAKER_03 42:14

Because I'm a generic generation hexer. We are aware.

SPEAKER_01 42:20

Somebody else will do it. And then you look somebody else did it.

SPEAKER_03 42:23

I said last week I tried to get a guest, yes, and I failed. Yeah, okay. That's all we needed to say.

SPEAKER_00 42:29

That's fine.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

We were even supposed to record on Sunday, but I was like, Oh, I I let's wait till Tuesday. I gave you an extra couple days to try to find somebody.

SPEAKER_00 42:38

I have other shit to do.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

I like you.

SPEAKER_00 42:40

How many wrestlers did you see over the last two weeks? Yeah, you're not special.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

Oh wow. Okay. Hey Maritime Wrestlers, we think you're special.

SPEAKER_00 42:53

Most of the people what watching or listening to the show know who these people are. They're special.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

They're special. They're special, all right. Oh, yeah. You could have got JP. Just like you. You know what? You know, going back to my fucking argument that Gen X is better and that generation. Let's talk about wrestlers and the fucking wrestlers now. They do not know like the etiquette and the the fucking traditions, like we used to always.

SPEAKER_00 43:21

Yeah, most of these wrestlers now are not Gen X or millennials. They're this fucking Gen Z, these young wrestlers.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

God cursing and swearing in their promos, and you never stop paying your dues. Uh that's for another comment. Doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00 43:38

Young young people are always gonna be young people, and then those people get old, and then the new young people are worse. That's just the way it works. Oh, look at these fucking young people, and then the young people are looking at these fucking old people, look at these fucking young people, look at these, you know. It's the way it fucking works, dude. You're getting old now, so you shouldn't run the young people. It's the natural progression. Of things, it's the circle of life, if you know.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

I'm so cranky now. I'm like the old wrestling vet.

SPEAKER_00 44:04

You are in fact sourdough Dave.

SPEAKER_01 44:07

Oh, I'm a sourdough Dave voice. I don't like mean people. Six words. I don't mean to be rude, but oh uh, we won't break that up.

SPEAKER_00 44:20

We don't need to do that. No, that's yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:23

Here's a question. We'll leave it at that.

SPEAKER_00 44:25

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:26

Here's a question for you. All right. If you could uh go back in time to when you were born and could name yourself, what would you name yourself? Like, are you happy with Brian and Joey? Or is Joey? Are you Joseph or Joey? Yeah, Joseph, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Do you like your name? Would you change it?

SPEAKER_00 44:49

I know I like my name. My name's fine. Yeah, no, it works for me. It means little king. Brian's little king. And Joseph Giles in my family is like it's it's like a family name. Like there's a fucking school named after you, by the way. Yeah, if you look at yeah, if you look at the history of Cole Harbor, like in the early settlers, like the at the Heritage Farm Museum in Cole Harbor, there's a Giles house.

SPEAKER_01 45:09

There's a picture of Joey's like great great grandfather, looks just like him.

SPEAKER_00 45:12

Yeah, it's fucking Joseph Giles. I'm like the fifth in the lineage. Well, it's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

My top ten list, my my oh, my top ten list, yeah, are the worst names given to people of all time. These are these are real people, these are the names our parents named them. I love this. I googled everyone to make sure that they're real people, and they are awesome. So these are the top ten worst names.

SPEAKER_01 45:45

What's your name? Rutteger. And like little Rudiger.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

Yeah, it's almost like the The Simpsons, right? Uh Amanda Kiss and Hug and all that stuff. But these are real people. Gosh. Mike Rotch. All right. And I'll tell you who they are, like what they do for a living, too.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

So please, please.

SPEAKER_03 46:03

And no no particular order. Uh, this guy's a legendary NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle.

SPEAKER_01 46:14

Uh yeah, I've heard that one. Dick Trickle. Dick Trickle. Dick Trickle, the number third floor card. Dude, that's so bad.

SPEAKER_02 46:23

Right. So, like, wouldn't, especially if you're being a professional athlete, wouldn't you change your name? Yes. No. You can't be Dick Trickle. Dick Trickle just fucking crossed the finish line by a hair.

SPEAKER_01 46:41

But think how many people remember his name?

SPEAKER_03 46:45

Dick, come on.

SPEAKER_00 46:46

If that's what you want.

SPEAKER_03 46:48

Yeah. Uh, number two. Uh, this guy was a former mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana. His name? Harry Balls. Harry Balls. Mayor.

SPEAKER_00 47:03

This is a real thing, Harry.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 47:07

Mayor. How unfortunate. Imagine. How do you name it? Child Harold. This guy. His name is Balls.

SPEAKER_03 47:21

Harold Balls. Number three. This guy is a longtime official in the Olympics. Dick Pound, everybody.

SPEAKER_04 47:30

Pound Thomas Dick. Richard Pound.

SPEAKER_03 47:35

So either Dick Trickle or Dick Pound. What would you like?

SPEAKER_00 47:39

How many of these are Dick? How many of these are named Dick?

SPEAKER_03 47:43

That's a lot. That was it. That was it.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

But you gotta remember, back in the day, these people didn't know this shit unless they were just but their parents did. Do you think? Dude, Harry Balls? Harold. Oh, we'll name him Harold James.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

Harold Balls. Harold Balls. That sucks. When I was in the uh nursing home, uh not in the nursing home, but I worked at the nursery home. Um there was a lady, her last name was um Cox.

SPEAKER_00 48:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:18

C-O-X. But I just found it uh Dewey Cox. Yeah, I didn't like that. Dewey Cox. Uh number four, this guy is a major league baseball coach and player, Rusty Cunt. Coach Cuntz. No, I Googled him. He's a real person. Rusty Cuntz. K-U-N-T-Z. It's cutz. Rusty cutz.

SPEAKER_00 48:52

It's so funny. It's still hungry.

SPEAKER_02 48:56

Ah, number five. This this girl is a Filipino basketball player. Please welcome to the court Jesus Condom. This is a woman?

unknown 49:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:14

It may be Jesus, I'm not sure, but either way.

SPEAKER_03 49:23

Number, what am I? Six. Uh, this lady was arrested May the 5th, 2014, for shooting BB guns into a car. Her name? Crystal Methany.

SPEAKER_01 49:34

Yeah. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:36

Crystal Metany.

SPEAKER_01 49:37

Oh, Crystal Methany.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

Uh number seven. Um, this guy is an author. He writes books. Oh, no, it's a girl. Sorry, a lady. Her name is Barb Dwyer.

SPEAKER_00 49:53

Barb Dwyer. Barbwire.

SPEAKER_03 49:58

Stop.

SPEAKER_01 49:58

This is turning to dad jokes.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

I remember when I was young, Jay Leno used to uh do the newspaper clippings of people who were married and their last names together would make a funny.

SPEAKER_01 50:09

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:11

This is what reminds me of. Yeah, maybe. His name is Philip, but his friends call him Phil. Phil McCracken. Phil McCracken.

SPEAKER_01 50:35

Phil McCracken, baby. Phil McKraken. Gerald, Gerald Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fitzgerald.

SPEAKER_00 50:42

And Phil McCracken.

SPEAKER_03 50:45

It's funny. Phil McCracken. Number eight. This is a do what so it's a metal or grind corn core singer. Grind core. Okay. His name is Mike LaToris. Mike Latouris. Mike LaTouris.

SPEAKER_00 51:07

He's from Luxembourg, wherever that is. That sounds like he may have changed his name to that. That's a punk rock thing. Yeah. Maybe.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

But maybe not. I don't know. And number 10. I don't know if I counted this right or not. Maybe that was past was number nine. Number 10. Uh, this lady is an American educator, a researcher, and motivational speaker. This is her real name. She did not change it. Maya butt reeks. Her parents named her this. I don't know why. Her name is Dr. Marijuana Pepsi Van Dyck. Yes. Of course. What the fuck? Just like our parents got high one night drinking Pepsi. Like, hey, let's call her daughter fucking. What's in front of us?

SPEAKER_00 51:54

Marijuana Pepsi Van Dyke. Doctor, though.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

Doctor.

SPEAKER_01 52:02

So there you go. I just Googled it. She's like she's a doctor. I'm not making this shit up. Google it.

SPEAKER_03 52:10

A doctor of what? Uh it says an American educator, a researcher, and a motivational speaker.

SPEAKER_01 52:17

Marijuana Pepsi Van Dyck.

SPEAKER_03 52:20

There you go. I shall not tell a lie. Those are the top ten funniest names given to people.

SPEAKER_00 52:28

My name is Marijuana Togo.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

I'm a motivational speaker. I have a question. Yes, Dick Trickle in the back.

SPEAKER_01 52:38

Miss Van Dyke. Yes, Dick Trickle.

SPEAKER_03 52:41

Rusty Kunz. There you go. That's not a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 52:45

My name is Matt Bowley. I live in a van down by the river.

SPEAKER_00 52:50

I'm a motivational speaker.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

I mean, I can probably find a fucking trivia real quick. I got Google a machine open here. Give me a topic.

SPEAKER_03 53:03

Well, we'll edit this out if you uh while you're looking.

SPEAKER_01 53:12

Oh god. We're gonna be here. We're gonna be here for an hour. I'll have one for next week, unless we have a guest. Alright. Um we should get Robbie or somebody. Talk about Oak Island.

SPEAKER_03 53:23

Robbie McAllister? I can ask him. I can ask him. We'll talk about TNA.

SPEAKER_00 53:29

I'd like to have Gary on. Gary Williams? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:32

All right.

SPEAKER_00 53:33

Wow, man.

SPEAKER_01 53:36

What do you guys? Who do you want to see that we could try to get? Locally or you know, pay for the cameo. Maybe we'll do it. Yeah. Pay for Jim Cornette to be on our podcast. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 53:48

What is that? No. Uh well, that's all I got.

SPEAKER_01 53:56

Nothing, man. It's an early one.

SPEAKER_03 53:58

Here's something I had jotted down that I want to talk to someday. Um, can you guess how many people are on the AEW roster currently? 480. No.

SPEAKER_01 54:10

Uh uh 130.

SPEAKER_03 54:12

More than 186. Yeah. But that's Ring of Honor and uh WWE has 209. WWE has more.

SPEAKER_01 54:24

AEW uh dynamite's actually beating NXT right now.

unknown 54:28

Good.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

WWE also has way more programming. That's true.

SPEAKER_03 54:34

So yeah, yeah. Um out of AEW's 186, 144 are men, 42 women on the roster. Does that include Ring of Honor? That's Ring of Honor. That's like their an umbrella, everybody under.

SPEAKER_00 54:48

Yeah. I thought it was two different companies technically that owned.

SPEAKER_03 54:52

Uh when you go to AEW roster page, it's just everybody's listed there. Including ROH, okay. Yeah, they have like uh 12 champions, I think. Yeah, something like that. Which is just stupid. Yeah. Um but yeah, I like to maybe someday. I I know Jim Cornette and them did it one time. I really enjoyed it where they take they go through the whole roster.

SPEAKER_00 55:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:14

And they pick off who they keep and who they wouldn't, and it's pretty cool. Same as WWE. Yeah, we should do that. Yeah, some ideas for our uh our little pod. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:27

Maybe maybe next week too, if we don't have a guest, or something else we should do is start doing a match of the week. Uh watch one. Yeah, do like find a match on YouTube. Just like uh, you know, in in just a short match, something no no more than five eight minutes, and just uh watch it and talk about it. Sounds good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:50

What about a uh like a what the fuck like spot or moment in like a wrestling match of the week?

SPEAKER_03 55:57

Yeah, if we can find something a ridiculous spot or fucking like well, we should be throwing these ideas not on the podcast. We can have a meeting after when I'm still recording. So with that, professional folks, yeah. We're an hour in. We're we did good. Yeah, we're fine. No one wants to fucking. Can we kill three minutes? Three minutes.

SPEAKER_00 56:20

Nobody wants to hear our shit.

SPEAKER_03 56:22

Joey Sinners. Uh like and subscribe to this wonderful podcast on YouTube. Share it. I'm baked.

SPEAKER_00 56:29

You guys are the ones that are steering me in the right direction.

SPEAKER_03 56:32

Uh let us know in the comments that Generation X was the greatest fucking generation of all time. You're an asshole. Uh find us on all our all your favorite podcast platforms. Uh, more people are listening than watching. That's fine. They don't want to look at us. I don't watch I don't watch like visual podcasts. I always listen to this.

SPEAKER_00 56:54

I do. And I think that there's a different audience for both, so it's good that we're doing both. Oh, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_04 57:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:01

Um other than that, uh, you guys got anything to plug?

SPEAKER_01 57:06

Just uh what's it? That May 9th show, Propeller. I'm sure tickets are going on sale soon.

SPEAKER_03 57:14

And going and going like fucking sold out, like two. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 57:17

I gotta get to like we gotta get some tickets as soon as they go on sale.

SPEAKER_03 57:21

Yeah. Um, yeah, I uh I have nothing. Um I'm going away in in a week and a half to Mexico, so no shows. Um when I come when I come back. Um ECPW is my next show to be on. You're gonna get a punch to the nose. I'm getting a punch in the nose, and then um uh the Leo Burke show in June.

SPEAKER_01 57:46

Yeah, yeah. I got new breed in June.

SPEAKER_03 57:50

And that Joey, how's the band?

SPEAKER_00 57:52

The new band? New band hasn't the new band hasn't started yet. I'm yeah, but you had band practice yesterday. Yeah, but I'm still doing hush metal because we're fucking recording an album in June.

SPEAKER_01 58:03

You're recording an album, but you're breaking up.

SPEAKER_00 58:05

Well, we're recording an album to release to the world our music that we have worked very hard on, and then we are going on hiatus for being it's like a Taylor Swift album, just break up breakup songs. No, it's not, it's a bunch of fucking sweet songs that we've written over the last few years that some of which didn't make it onto our our first album we released last year, or the live album, which is still yet to be released, I think. And we wanna if like we're going on hiatus because I have other things that I want to do, like I want to uh start this new band and play some music that I wrote wrote and play some of my stuff, and also I play drums in hush metal, and I don't have drums at home. I can't practice drums, hard for me to keep up my chops, it's hard for me to offer more to the band when I don't feel like I'm getting better at my instrument.

SPEAKER_01 58:53

Uh kind of sound like Dave and his wrestling. Dave put on some good shows, and he wants to show them to the world before he takes a hiatus, yeah, to you know, do some things that he wants to do, camping and stuff, and then he might come back. We all know coming back.

SPEAKER_00 59:09

I'm just no, no. Um me and the band have discussed it. You know, this is what we want to do right now. I I have plans for what for what I want to do with my stuff, and it'll be what the fuck was that? It'll be more up my alley when I'm looking for it.

SPEAKER_03 59:23

I tried to close the window on YouTube of uh the guy singing that we were listening to a minute ago. And it didn't close. It just started to play again.

SPEAKER_01 59:32

Well, I know we'll close this fucking window. Goodbye, everybody.

SPEAKER_03 59:35

Yeah, see ya. Alright, guys. Uh we will be back in a couple weeks, and uh will WrestleMania- Oh shit. Will WrestleMania have happened? Let me look at my calendar right quick. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 59:48

Is the next one the WrestleMania edition?

SPEAKER_03 59:50

We usually do uh podcasts every two weeks. So the next podcast would be two weeks from today.

SPEAKER_01 59:55

You're in Mexico, right?

SPEAKER_03 59:58

I get oh shit, I won't be here. So it might be three weeks unless you guys want to do this without me. Or we can do one like the week before. Yeah, we can't do this without you.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:08

Come on.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:09

But if I come back, when I come back, it's WrestleMania weekend, so I can come back, we can watch WrestleMania and then do a podcast. Yeah, let's do that. So that's what we'll do. We will be back with a WrestleMania recap review podcast.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

We'll figure something out.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:27

There we go. Here just if anybody is still listening to this by this point, I sincerely apologize for the last eight to ten minutes. The next episode will be WrestleMania. Yeah, perfect. All right listening.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:43

We both, y'all, thanks for listening. This podcast meeting is a jerk. You guys are fucked.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:49

Yeah, we're all part of this the family, the uh Arson around family. So we appreciate your input as well.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:54

All right, goodbye, everybody.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:57

They don't give a fuck what we do.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:58

I'll just edit the whole last 10 minutes off.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:01

Man, this is new when it's podcast was 28 minutes long.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:06

Go Gen X. Oh, shut up.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:09

Fuck.