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ARSE'N AROUND - EPISODE 8 - WRESTLEMANIA 42 REVIEW
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THE BOYS REVIEW BOTH NIGHTS OF WRESTLEMANIA 42, PLUS THE RAW AFTER MANIA!
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SPEAKER_03There you go. Good stuff. I actually I don't have one. You son of a bitch. What the fuck? I'll get one in a minute. This is our uh hang on now. Hang on now. Boom! WrestleMania 42. Oh, review our annual WrestleMania review podcast. Uh before we get into it, uh just remind everybody to like and subscribe to our podcast on YouTube and or subscribe. All your favorite podcast platforms were on there, Spotify, YouTube music, all that good stuff.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, just as uh you know, as well. If you don't want to see our ugly mugs, listen to it. Exactly. If you do come to YouTube.
SPEAKER_03This is um every year we watch. I think it's the only pay-per-view we all watch like religiously, which I think. Well, that Royal Rumble. Royal Rumble, yeah. I watch both.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'll I'll still watch Summer Slam and Survivor series most of the time, too. Mm-hmm. It's funny as night one.
SPEAKER_00Joe's just texting as soon as it starts, he's just texting the group. Oh no, like here we are. I know, yeah, Dave muted us.
SPEAKER_03I muted. Yeah, I could tell he didn't say a goddamn word. I know I was watching. I didn't want to be uh didn't say a goddamn word looking at my phone and watching WrestleMania at the same time, yeah. Um, before we get into the matches and night one and night two and all stuff as a whole, how did you guys feel about WrestleMania this year? A couple things it was okay.
SPEAKER_02The it was it was pretty there was some really good stuff, and there was some stuff that I didn't quite care for.
SPEAKER_03We'll get into that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the big my biggest takeaway was when did they stop doing video packages for the matches? Uh when they have to use that time for their advertisement, but could could they not put a fucking video package before the matches so you know the story going into the match, other than the main event? It was only the main events.
SPEAKER_03Well, if you add a video package on top of the ads and the matches, the the nights would be longer.
SPEAKER_00Six hours long, yeah.
SPEAKER_03You'd be back to five hours of shows, and that's two nights instead of one night.
SPEAKER_02But a video package for most of those mid-card matches would be 90 seconds, two minutes at the most.
SPEAKER_03Well, if you watched like the pre-show, which is three hours long, yeah.
SPEAKER_02But why would you watch the pre-show? Then that that's my point. Then you're watching fucking eight hours of wrestling. Nobody wants to do that who's sane. Well, I'm crazy. So yeah, but you're nuts. You're fucked.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Uh, I don't know. I I really don't think video packages uh if you bought the pay-per-view or you're watching, you already know.
SPEAKER_02I think that the video packages that WWE has always done is what set them apart from every other fucking promotion. It's the reason why they got so big. So now they're getting rid of it and it's making the show worse. So fuck you, Dave Boys.
SPEAKER_03Well, they did the show, the Hulk Hogan documentary ad 700 times.
SPEAKER_02No, they also didn't have to do that. There was a lot of fucking ads. I understand the ads. The ads, I get it, I get it, but there was something about it this year, the way they fucking presented it that felt weird and different.
SPEAKER_03Uh I yeah, there's a lot of uh outcry about all the ads, but I mean, you know, uh it's just part of life now. You watch NASA.
SPEAKER_02Right, even if they went about it a different way, though. Like if they had to put the fucking video packages in between and then do ads between the video package and the match and space it out more, then at least you're at you got more of the show.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I know going there last year, um in between matches were great because it gave you a chance to go get another beer or go to the bathroom or whatnot. Oh, and yeah, that's wonderful. Watching home, you're just seeing the same ads, yeah, repeat, repeat, repeat. So it gets a little um, but yeah, I don't have a problem with all the advertisements. A lot of people do, but I mean this corporate world, uh it is what it is. Yeah, it's not the ads that I had the problem with, it was the lack of video packages. Um, what were they on? Um drugs, no, no, ESPN. So ESPN paid a lot of money for the streaming, so of course they're gonna want get their money back by putting ads up again. Is a business it's the same as watching uh NASCAR or NFL or you know, wrestling's no difference, no, yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_02It is what it is.
SPEAKER_03It's this is the world we live in, and then people are like adding like minutes of matches and stuff, like oh, so all there's only uh so many minutes of matches compared to ads. Like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_02If you're counting minutes, I heard a lot of people complaining about how short the matches were. I actually thought a lot of them were properly timed. I'm none of them drug, none of them drug on like post pay-per-views, like any AEW pay-per-view you ever watch. None of the fucking matches drug on too long.
SPEAKER_03I have the match times as well, so we'll go over that as well. And none of them are short, other than the Brock Lesnar one, right? Um, but yeah, like if you're a wrestler, Joey Ryan, if you're WWE and you're getting paid regardless, the same amount of money, and Triple H came up, he said, All right, you got a four-minute match or a 20-minute match? You're gonna do four minutes, right? Are you asking me?
SPEAKER_00Anybody four minutes with entrances?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'll take the four-minute match, please. Yeah, a lot of these matches didn't need to go 10 10 to 12 or 15. So I again I have no problem with the the length of matches and stuff.
SPEAKER_02No, I thought that was fine. In fact, I th I preferred it to how how it has been. You know, when years past, these guys at their WrestleMania matches just go overboard sometimes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, and I'm I'm a fan of AEW, but I'm not a fan of like every match going 30 to 40 minutes on their pay-per-views.
SPEAKER_02It's too much, too much wrestling, too much, a little too much and too much kicking out of shit. That's the problem, is everybody kicks out everything. So and if every match, if every match has six false false finishes, then it's not really a false finish, it's just another spot.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, all right, let's get into this, shall we? Yeah, uh we'll start with night one. We're also gonna talk about the raw after WrestleMania just shortly, too, as well. So, all right, night one. I'll uh announce the match and and a couple of the key points in it, and then you guys can jump in and yes, tell us what you thought. All right, so uh night one opened up uh John Cena was the host, looking like Vince McMahon, the hair and everything. Uh he look he looks something different, doesn't he? Opened the show. Um, so the first match was uh six man L uh I'm just gonna be looking over this way a lot because I have it up here on my other screen. Um, LA Knight and the Usos uh took on I Show Speed and The Vision, which was Logan Paul and Austin Theory. Uh, I believe uh LA Knight got the win but uh uh by his BFT on Theory. Um, but the big spot, of course, was I Show Speed in the flying potato.
SPEAKER_02He landed full force on Logan Paul, dude. I'm surprised he was walking.
SPEAKER_03But I mean that's that's what they wanted for that match, right?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, I mean that one viral moment celebrity match, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yep, but even that, like you can't you can protect yourself as best as you can, it's still like that distance falling, you know, like right.
SPEAKER_02But speed speed could have had his knees on a little bit, you know. Yeah, he's also not a wrestler exactly. Instead of just going full force right into the fucking solar plexus of a fucking YouTuber, uh right.
SPEAKER_03But it looked, it looked great, and uh, like I said, it was all for that entertainment tonight spot the next day that hit all the spiral moment that's gonna be um that match lasted seven minutes and eight seconds. So yeah, perfect.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you didn't want to do too much of that sort of thing. You can't you don't want to give too many options for the uh the those guys to fuck up.
SPEAKER_00Like it was triple H being like, does he say five to ten? Does he say ten to twelve? Like, how do you think that that goes? Or just like no more than 10?
SPEAKER_03I know when I do it, I tell them it uh within a two-minute span. So eight to ten, ten to twelve. WWE though is timed down an early 12th minute.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they got the refs yeah, so they know how much time they have, right? And the ref is gonna tell them when they're almost out of time, yeah. Yeah, they they they structure the matches differently there, and that's why they have the agent sitting there timing everything out, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and again, the first two matches were on the ESPN app trying to get people to say, all right, hey, I'm gonna watch this or order it or whatever on their other, whatever the other platform was.
SPEAKER_02Luckily for us, it was all in the same thing.
SPEAKER_03I show speed looked good though.
SPEAKER_02Like he did, he actually looked like a wrestler with a he looked great, other than the fact that he's fucking five foot fuck all that and like the white sneakers.
SPEAKER_00I get it, people are wearing sneakers these days with kick pads, but like you're wearing black and red tights with a little bit of white, and you're just gonna wear like full white sneakers. It just it didn't look right.
SPEAKER_02It's all he's not a wrestler, so you can you can forgive him for it. All right, fashion football for the right.
SPEAKER_00Was it was a fashion police or whatever with the Fandango? And yeah, yeah, yes.
SPEAKER_03Uh, so the next match uh was the unsanctioned match, even though they had entrance music, uh fucking fire dancers. So I guess uh Fatu hired those on his own. Yeah, uh Jacob Fatou and Drew McIntyre. Um they used a lot of weapons and stuff. There was no blood. I don't think you needed to. No.
SPEAKER_00Um considering what was I like the spot where he had the the tool, the toolbox, and then like Drew's like, no, because it's like of what happened, was it last year or whatever when he got hit with uh the toolbox and he had like the 18 stitches with punk? Yeah, and the punk match, yeah. Yeah, so I like that and Drew did the uh grab the phone from his brother-in-law or whatever and did the live video. Welcome, and then hit Fatou with the phone. I thought that was cool too.
SPEAKER_02Maybe it was just me, but for me, it felt like neither of those guys were really a hundred percent in it. It felt like they were kind of just having the match. I don't know if it was the atmosphere or what it was.
SPEAKER_03Um, not that it was bad, it wasn't bad, but it you know, it was I think people had high expectations because it was unsanctured, they thought it was gonna be a lot more you can't have a crazy, crazy match that early in the card. True, and considering what's gonna happen later on in the main event and stuff, you don't want a lot of blood. Um, anyway, that match was 14 minutes and nine seconds. So, again, very long match for uh something like that. So if I were at 22 minutes, don't fucking count the matches. Um, the next match uh we chug along here was the four-way for the WWE women's tag team championships. The irresistible forces, Nia Jax and Lash Legend, who looked awesome. Coming up looking like demolition, the white demolition, fantastic. Yeah, that's cool. Charlotte Flair and Alexis Bliss looked great as you know, Alexa Bliss was the full colorful batter butterfly, and Alexis Bliss was the black and white, like almost like a black, like um, what's her name used to do in AEW? Uh uh Tori Wilson, like she was all in black and white.
SPEAKER_02She was just Tori Wilson was in AEW.
SPEAKER_03Tori, uh fuck what's her name? Tony Storm.
SPEAKER_02Tony that's two very, very different.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. But you know what I mean? Like, but she didn't need the black and white filter on the screen, she was black and white. It looks sick. Uh rocking the sepia tone. Yeah, uh, the third team was Bailey and Lyra, and then the Bella twins came out, and of course, the worst kept secret. Uh the return of Paige. Yeah, the Bella twins said today they're on the case, they know exactly who they told, so they're gonna find out who the snitch was. Okay, okay. But my favorite thing was Michael Colgo. No one knew she was coming, and then they panned to a guy holding a sign. Paige is here, yeah, yeah. Nobody knew. No, no one knew, but except that one man. Yeah, he's the guy that leaked it. Huh? He's the guy that leaked it. Yeah, yeah, I guess. Uh it was just, you know, your normal four-way tag match. It was a mess.
SPEAKER_02My thoughts on that match, though, honestly, was it wasn't as much of a mess as I was expecting. Oh, really? Yeah, it was it wasn't great, but I was expecting a complete train wreck, and but it was it was good enough.
SPEAKER_00Didn't you didn't you text that?
SPEAKER_03You're like, this is this isn't gonna be a train wreck, yeah. My my only grit was that of course they put the belt on page, like night one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, whatever. It's just it's it's a good, feel-good WrestleMania moment. They won't get it.
SPEAKER_03It is, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um that match was eight minutes and 33 seconds. Good enough. Perfect. I agree.
SPEAKER_02I couldn't have handled 10-12 minutes of that.
SPEAKER_03What more could you do, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, they all look good though. And um, what's her name? Um Lash Legend looks awesome. Yeah, I think she's gonna bring up be a breakout star in 2026. A little more experience. Uh, next up, we're just chugging along here. It was the uh intercontinental championship match, the women's sorry. Uh AJ Lee defended against Becky Lynch. Uh Jessica Carr, of course, was the referee. Uh they had a little uh pushy pushy in the middle of the match, which is always fun to see. I thought it was a good match. Yeah, I thought it was a great match. Um and uh AJ looked a lot better than in their last match.
SPEAKER_02She didn't blow up like she did before.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and the whole turnbuckle taking the the turnbuckle off and switch through. Yeah, it was very well done. Jessica Carr is, I think, one of these days she's just gonna blow up and uh eventually they'll have a match because she's a wrestler. Yep, it'll happen. Yeah, slow build. Not don't I don't want to see it right now.
SPEAKER_02And it doesn't need to be on a pay-per-view, it can be on Raw. True, yeah. You know, although I think it would be a draw, though. Yeah, it'll it's gonna happen.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Where's Ryan going? Where are you going in the middle of the show? Just gets up and leaves like an earthquake. Tell us.
SPEAKER_02My name's Ryan, and I get up and leave.
SPEAKER_00Where did you go? I had to close the window, sorry. I didn't want cart cars driving by, I don't want that to happen.
SPEAKER_03Uh so Becky Lynch is the new intercontinental champion. That match was eight minutes and 15 seconds.
SPEAKER_00It's good. I like Becky as a heel, especially with the title. Yeah. She knows how to play off.
SPEAKER_02It didn't need to be more than eight minutes. They told the story they needed to tell. They did. I don't I don't think if they had gone longer, it would have been as good. And because because of AJ's limited wind, because of her ring rust. Yeah. I think if they had gone longer, it would have got sloppy. I think I think it was fine.
SPEAKER_00Now, do you think they keep Becky heel, or do you think she slowly does like a face turn again?
SPEAKER_02The fans turn her back.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. It was just kind of Seth's kind of like turning that way now.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you'll see it happen eventually. Yeah, we keep it though. She's a great heel.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I love it.
SPEAKER_02Keep her in that position. It's a good spot for her.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, she's she's doing like the thing online too, like like uh tweeting like Donald Trump and all capital letters. Yeah, it's great. So good. Uh the next match was probably a lot of people are saying the match of the night. Gunther. You can say Gunther or Gunther.
SPEAKER_00Gunther.
SPEAKER_02Depends on how stoned I am. Gunther.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you can say Gunther. How stone are you right now? Uh six out of ten. Okay, what's his name? Gunther.
SPEAKER_02Gunther. Gunther. And then two more, two joints later, I'll be Gunther Brad. Gunther. Walter.
SPEAKER_03It's Walter.
SPEAKER_01It's Walter. I'm really Walter.
SPEAKER_03Um anyway, Gunther and Seth Rollins. Uh, great match. Uh physical. Um, of course, uh, we saw the return of Braun Breaker, uh, spearing the fuck out of Seth Rollins. Not once, but twice. The sec the second spear. Holy fuck.
SPEAKER_02He he ran the whole fucking stage, the whole ramp. That was crazy.
SPEAKER_00It's like Ultimate Warrior run into fucking WrestleMania.
SPEAKER_02Oh, he was blowing too. He was fucking ripping hard.
SPEAKER_03It was so good. That was a course. Yeah, uh, the end. Gunther, after all the interference and stuff, uh Gunther uh applied the sleeper hold, and Seth Rollins was defeated.
SPEAKER_00I love it using an old school move and making it relative again. The finisher sleeper holds right.
SPEAKER_03That's how Leo Burke won all his matches. There you go. Roddy Piper. That was his move, bud. Yeah, I love a good sleeper hold. Uh Seth Seth Rollins' uh fucking jacket with the holes. Oh, dude, the smoke and jacket. Oh, so good. Smoking jacket.
SPEAKER_02And his uh smoking his eyes were black.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and he just kind of turned around and boop, putting it back.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and he did a full revolution, came back around, and they were back. How did he do that, dude? Is he magic?
SPEAKER_01Imagine that. Fucking magic. Imagine the magic.
SPEAKER_03There's a lot of uh uh women matches on night one because we're uh the next match again was another uh uh women's match. It was for the women's world championship. Stephanie Vicare uh defended against Liv Morgan. Um, lots of outside interference at the end by uh judgment day folks, as you would expect. Um but yeah, uh Lynn Morgan, new champion again.
SPEAKER_02I saw a lot of people I saw a lot of people talking crap about this match. I thought it was good. What were they saying bad about it? They were just they were saying it was the worst match of the night, it was a dud and underdelivered.
SPEAKER_03Wrestling fans, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I know that, but still, wrestling fans are the people who watch wrestling to me. It seemed like a fucking good match to me.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was short, but it was good. I mean, yeah, I have no problem with it.
SPEAKER_02And I love lip that could have potentially been the one that could have been a few minutes longer, you know what I mean? Because it was you know the world title match, but either way, it wasn't bad.
SPEAKER_03The official time for that match was six minutes and 51 seconds.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's a bit short.
SPEAKER_03That's a bit short for yeah. Uh, I didn't tell you the time for Gunther and Seth Rollins. 17 minutes and 52 seconds, they went.
SPEAKER_00Oh, maybe they got cut short, though, like you know, these guys went a little long.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, let those boys have their time. Those those guys can feel that.
SPEAKER_00Do you think Stephanie Vicar needs is taking time off, or is it just no? She's on Raw.
SPEAKER_03No, they ran an angle on Raw on Monday.
SPEAKER_02I wouldn't call that an angle, but they well, no, but I mean she didn't take a night off. She was there.
SPEAKER_03She's there, she's there, yeah. Um Yeah, I mean it's you know I like Stephanie, but I would love Lyn Morgan as a champ.
SPEAKER_02Like yeah, no, yeah, it's a yeah, totally.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Um John Cena came out to give the attendance for night one, uh, fifty thousand eight hundred and sixteen. And then Bianca Belair made a surprise appearance to let everyone know that she is pregnant.
SPEAKER_02Shouldn't they have done that at the beginning of the show? Did that need to be right before the main event? Although they always just to be quite frank, well, they always do the attendance before the main event. I yeah, but the attendance fine, sure. Oh, Bianca, yeah, but the announcement did that need to happen there.
SPEAKER_03Well, they wanted to do the cute angle where they added the one.
SPEAKER_02I yeah, okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_03But then I'm thinking, how many other pregnant women were there that night? Maybe they went up like five or six. That's right, that's right.
SPEAKER_00But I demand count, I demand a count. I want actual attendance. Uh, did you notice that the uh Bianca Bel Air was pregnant but still had abs? Like off.
SPEAKER_03The only person in history isn't ironic as soon as she's pregnant, Montel Ford comes back to work. Yeah, spoiler alert. It's like I gotta go back. Sorry, I gotta leave the house. Somebody's gonna make some. Oh, yeah. I don't want to be around a pregnant woman. I gotta get the hell out of here. Uh, that brings us to the main event of uh night one event of the event Cody Rhodes with one of the best entrances ever. With the yeah, the look back of his four looks. Um, he he went against Randy Orton, who was accompanied by Pat McAvee. Yeah, uh that got rid of him really quick.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, thank God.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, um, he was taken out by um Jelly Roll, right? Or was that at the end? When did Jelly Roll splash?
SPEAKER_02So they get get all that shit out of the way. Did you notice that after that happened, when they get back in the ring, it cuts to Randy, and Randy looks at Cody and says, That was wrong, and you know it. Oh, did they yeah, that's what he said. He said I don't think they were like it wasn't mic'd or anything, but you saw he's saying that to Cody. It's like they they knew that they just had to get through that so they could have a fucking wrestling match.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Uh great match, physical. Um, I thought it was weird, man. It was strange, so it was confusing.
SPEAKER_02I didn't I didn't get what they were going for.
SPEAKER_03They were going back and forth. Who was face, who was heel, right? That was so confusing. Too much. Uh Cody Rhodes was kind of being a heelish. Kinda. The commentators were making you sympathetic to Randy with this rumor is his back is bad. What what? Where did that come from? I saw well, I saw that online before, like the week before. Okay, and then Pat McAfee came back out. Randy took him out.
SPEAKER_00Then Cody lowest count ever.
SPEAKER_03And then Cody took out uh Randy, and um, and then afterwards, fucking Randy again viciously attacking Cody Rhodes and bunted him like the poop. Bunted, yeah. He bunted. Uh yeah, it was just a whole bunch of mess.
SPEAKER_02Cody was back and forth like fucking three times.
SPEAKER_03Cody was fucked up. Like that punch just before.
SPEAKER_00Oh, is it from the belt?
SPEAKER_03No, so the the eye injury was the punch in the head just before uh Randy was blind and and stunned the referee. So you could see him like hit him. But then the the the fucking kick, the fucking punt kick did the did the damage to the rest of the damage to his eye. Oh fucking man, he was a bloody mess.
SPEAKER_00But good old Cody would be like, yeah, it's fine, just do it. Yeah, it'll sell, brother. It'll sell.
SPEAKER_02That's WrestleMania, buddy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but that was that was night one. Uh Cody Rhodes uh retaining his championship. Weird night. It was a weird night. Um I didn't, I was I was like, okay, it was fine. Yeah, I mean I was still entertained by it all, but yeah, I mean it wasn't like a wow, like wow, that was nothing bad.
SPEAKER_02Like nothing was bad. I'll argue that the main event and the psychology of it was teetering on bad, because I didn't I didn't like how they did that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but yeah, the you mean the build-up to it and and the introduction to Pat McAvee and all that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that was that, but even just the match itself, even like I didn't like that they kept going back and forth like that, switching baby phase heel just to not actually do anything with it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you couldn't really get invested in it.
SPEAKER_02If they had done it just once during the match, then it would have meant more instead of you know, I don't know, it seemed weird to be.
SPEAKER_03Well, we we uh watching it, we just thought it was gonna be like a double turn. Randy that's just it, but then it's Cody was gonna heal and then right, and then Randy was gonna win. But then they started screws over Randy Orton type thing, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, something like yeah, or Cody goes with Pat McAfee, like who fucking and then it just switched back and forth until it just ended up exactly where it was before the fucking match.
SPEAKER_03But again, that was like TKO just sticking their nose in it and like knowing they want it like stars because the ticket sales were low, so they figured, oh, we'll put Pat and Pat McAfee in there. He's a big draw, or yeah, viewers. Uh that match was uh 22 minutes and 44 seconds.
SPEAKER_00Jesus, yeah.
SPEAKER_03So that was night one. Every bit of it. It's funny because we were gonna have a viewing party at my house, and I always pick just one night. I don't want to use that my house twice. I'm sorry. I know, and then everyone's like, Well, let's just do Saturday night because we don't want to stay up late Sunday night, but then they released the two the lineups, and we're like, Fuck, Sunday night's gonna be way better. Yeah, so we swapped it to night two, and then I couldn't make it. Sorry, and then you then you couldn't do it. Um, yeah, so uh night two. Here we go. Um, opening match, John again, John Cena once again comes out. Welcomes everybody to wrestling.
SPEAKER_00No chance, that's what chick.
SPEAKER_02Uh yeah, that's the only thing was missing was that walk.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Uh the opening match was a match I think everybody was waiting for. Oba Femi versus Brock Lesnar. Um oh man, just both entrances were just fucking great. Yeah, Oba Femi with his walk. Everyone's doing it. That's the new Yeet. Yeah, hopefully, hopefully, it doesn't last as long as Yeet. Um it was a quick match, exactly how I said it should go.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Brock got a little matches.
SPEAKER_03Yep. Uh Oba Femi got hit with the F5 and just he didn't jump up, he didn't no-sell it, but he got up pretty quick.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh choke slam and then the then the um fall from grace power bomb. Yeah, one, two, three. What did I say? He's the place went nuts.
SPEAKER_00What he's the new Undertaker, takes the move, gets right back up. Oba Femi. Then choke slam, and then it was a fucking last last round, yeah.
SPEAKER_03And I was saying, like, maybe they should start a streak, like a new streak with Oba Femi. Yeah, um, but yeah, and then um after he left, Brock Lesnar just started taking his gloves off, and people popped, and then he took his boots off, and he was bawling. I didn't see that coming. Paul was bawling. Either either it was a very well kept secret or it was on like he even did the the cross arms like this is the X, yeah, yeah, like something it was serious.
SPEAKER_00I think that's because Paul was like, What the fuck? And then as soon as he did that, he's like he grabbed him. He was like, I don't even think Paul knew.
SPEAKER_03Right. So uh uh by the looks of it, Brock Lesnar might be calling it a day. Um, I'm sure WWE has other plans.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we we were like, I think what's gonna happen is well, it didn't happen, but um he'll come out and then Gunther will come out or something and challenge them to well match at Survivor Series. Well, we can talk about that.
SPEAKER_02We can talk about that about let's skip ahead to Raw anyway, just for this section. Okay, Paul Heyman now owes Gunther a favor, right? Yeah, so Gunther at SummerSlam is gonna say, I want you to give me Brock Lesnar, and that'll be the favor. And Brock comes back in Minnesota, where he's from, yeah, for SummerSlam and retires as a baby face, yeah. Yeah, exactly. And if that happens, that's the only way they should do it. If not, leave him the way it is.
SPEAKER_00If if if Brock Brock comes back, you just you just totally killed all momentum for overfin. Yeah, you got someone that squashed you, or pretty much he's gotta have a reason.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. But would he come back to lose again? Yeah. I don't know. That send-off was pretty good. Yeah, it was good.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm saying. Unless it's something that good, but it I mean it works in storyline with how it's going now.
SPEAKER_03That match was four minutes and 46 seconds, as it should be. Oba Femi is a superstar now. Yeah, he uh he got over in one night, didn't he? Dude, wow.
SPEAKER_00Sorry, uh to jump back to Raw, I know what we're talking about. Like opening a raw. He just came out, did the whole this whole gimmick, just the ruler's here, drop the mic, gone.
SPEAKER_02Can I about that? I don't think he needs to be wearing a suit. I don't think he's a suit guy. No, you don't? I I think it takes away from his gimmick if he's wearing a suit a little bit. Me personally. He's not that type of babyface.
SPEAKER_03He's not Cody Rhodes. Well, would you rather him come out in his gear just to say I mean Robin Reigns did it a few years ago?
SPEAKER_02Yes, I would actually.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_02Oh, but if you're watching, that fucking suit back in your closet, young man. I just don't think it I just I mean, it's just me, but I mean I don't think it works with this gimmick. Coming out in a suit, I don't know. I don't know. He's the killer, like he's this big fucking killer, he's the new beast. He just took out Brock, he's wearing a suit. Well, fucking Walter or Gunther wears nice clothes, that's different wrestling. That's different. That's his that's his whole aesthetic. He's the fucking ring general. He's you know.
SPEAKER_03I remember when I was like I remember when I was a kid and wrestlers would come to the ring dressed in dress clothes. I thought it was like the coolest thing ever. Rick Flair and Nick Bachwinkle, yeah, dusty just in jeans and a tank top or something, or like hey, baby, you're fine, let's foil. Um, so the next match was fucking chaos. It was one of the best matches of the night. I knew it would be. It was the six-man ladder match. Ray Mysterio, who's defying age, yeah. He's dragon crazy, dragon league. Yeah, sorry, Ryan. What?
SPEAKER_00Oh, it's it's stem cells. He admitted it on a podcast. He's like ever since his 13s, yeah. It's stem cell uh treatments. Like, I feel like a new guy, like I'm I'm younger. We've been able to do all this shit. And by the way, by the way, sorry to yeah, my I add a tip of the hat to his gear, always fantastic WrestleMania gear. This year was Deadpool, which was really cool. He looks sorry. Who else was in this?
SPEAKER_03So uh Penta, of course, who was defending his IC belt. Um, Penta had a great uh mask. Uh there were Mortal Kombat, right? They were trying to promote Mortal Kombat.
SPEAKER_02I'm stoked for that movie. You guys stoked for that movie? Yeah, yeah. Mortal Kombat from the 90s was one of my favorite movies back then. I love that shit. So I'm super stoked.
SPEAKER_00Uh next.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. Um, JD McDonough, uh Dragon Lee, Rusev, who all three never even got an entrance because they were showing ads. But uh, I saw a photo of Dragon Lee. His costume looked awesome. He had like a huge wingspan, and big dragon wings. Yeah, it looked awesome. Uh, Javon Evans was in the match as well. Uh, so I think I said also kids 21.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he's got a bright future that one, unless he hurts himself. But he doesn't do anything super crazy, it just looks really cool when he does it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, um, they did all kinds of crazy shit with the ladders, including the uh West Coast pop on Rusev, which I thought his head was gonna fucking oh my god, cracked his head off the fucking ladder, too.
SPEAKER_00He replayed that a bunch of times like whack.
SPEAKER_03Uh the Spanish fly. That was crazy. It was the Mexican destroyer. That was woof. JD's a bump. I love JD. He'll do fucking anything. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_02He knows his position and he fucking goes for it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Yvonne Evans was flying around like crazy.
SPEAKER_02One of my favorite things about doing this podcast is Dave mispronouncing things. I have a speech impediment. Don't make fun of me. I know you do, and it's awesome.
SPEAKER_03Maybe I have dyslexia. I think I do. I was never uh you are a dick for sure, yeah. Dicklexia. Um, yeah, so uh who won? Penta. Dick. I did set that on purpose, Ryan.
SPEAKER_00Oh, sure, sure. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, yeah. Who won? Penta, penta retains.
SPEAKER_03Zeno Miero. Which I that's that was my uh prediction.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's fine.
SPEAKER_03I I've always liked Penta.
SPEAKER_02For what that match was, it was perfect. Oh, it was a fucking great match. Just a match to get pops and get the crowd going. It did its job.
SPEAKER_03Had lots of time. It went 15 minutes and eight seconds.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the crowd that should, yeah. The crowd on night two was so much better than the first night too. Like night one was the crowd seemed a little fucking reserved compared to night two. Well, again, the matches were just yeah, better.
SPEAKER_03Better. They're probably more excited. Yeah. Um, it's hard to hear it on TV because it's an open, yeah. Like when we were there, it was loud both nights. And then I go on Twitter and people like, oh my god, the crowd's dead. I was like, What? I'm here, it's fucking loud.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a different feel.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Next match, Sammy Zane against Trick Williams. Uh, what happened? Sending your boon when he's coming out. Well, yeah, well, he's kind of a he's been turning. He's been turning. He's been turning again. But um Trick Williams had little Yaddy with him.
SPEAKER_02Those two, those two work together.
SPEAKER_00They do work together, but I just did anyone else not find it annoying, like the guy's trying to do his entries, and this this guy little yaddy's just like, yeah, and then I thought it was hilarious. I thought it was annoying as fuck. I didn't mind it.
SPEAKER_02He reminded me of Flavor Flav, he was the hype man.
SPEAKER_01Flavor flavor flav.
SPEAKER_03Uh boy. I tell you the truth, I don't really remember much about this match. So there you go. Trick Williams is a I think he's like one of the next big things, too. Like he has charisma.
SPEAKER_02He had a really good showing, and Sam is A never has a bad match, right?
SPEAKER_03So it was really good. It was a short match, too. Seven minutes and seven seconds.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I think the one thing I remember is he didn't uh Sammy gave him a Halouva kick in the on the outside, right in front of his parents or something. Okay, his parents were sitting at ringside, and then I think Sammy put him on the guardrail and gave him a halluvic kick and then hit him, and then his leg went over the guardrail, and then it turned, and it's his mom and dad standing there like yeah. I thought that was a cool little moment. Yeah, like what the fum baby.
SPEAKER_02It was his first WrestleMania. Yeah, it was good, and then he won the US title. His first WrestleMania. Good shit. Yeah, I he reminds me of The Rock for some reason. So there's a handful of the young guys coming up that are gonna be good.
SPEAKER_03Uh the next was a street fight. I don't know why they just decided to call this a street fight right after a six-man ladder, or well, two matches after a ladder match, but they turned the match between Dominic Mysterio and the demon Finn Balor as a street fight. It didn't need to be, it did not need to be. I also don't think they should have announced the demon as well. No, I think they should have just did it. Should have been a WrestleMania surprise.
SPEAKER_02They're trying to sell tickets still the last two weeks.
SPEAKER_00Uh, I love the demon.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. Uh well, yeah, it's it's good. He looks great. I just don't understand the whole hey, I'm not I can't get hurt now because I have makeup on my face.
SPEAKER_02Well, no, it's him clicking into another psyche. Oh, is it?
SPEAKER_03It's it's it's more being the demon unleashes things inside that he would normally remember the Hell in the Cell match where he just starts like they play the heartbeat music, and he's like his body is going into convulsions. Do you remember this? I don't know. Anyway, um, it was good. Lots of um, you know, they use weapons and chairs and all that good stuff.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I think those two could have had a good wrestling match without all that shit.
SPEAKER_03I agree. Yes, and I like I like Dominic cheating behind the ref's back, but whereas a street fight, he can just you know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah. I like the whole schnick of him trying to I will say I liked his entrance.
SPEAKER_02That giant throne for the king of lucha was fucking hilarious. That was great. That crack I cracked up heard.
SPEAKER_00The king of lucha, the king of the luchador. Uh I like that video he sent us that little AI stupid video. Finn Balor just he just Finn Balor with the win over a Dominic.
SPEAKER_03His Dominic's title wasn't on the line, so uh that went 10 minutes and 20. Again, he defend the triple perfect out of WWE. Oh, I don't I don't know. Can he? I don't know. It's wrestling, you can do anything.
SPEAKER_02You mean you could, but it would then it would they'd have to make a bigger deal out of that. Right. They'd have to have the triple A commentators and a triple A referee. Yeah, precisely. Yeah, but the short matches was cool, like it it felt more like an old school WrestleMania, right?
SPEAKER_00I found the pacing fine. Like they need to bring back the ring cart. I like the ring cart.
SPEAKER_02I just don't I just don't like that they didn't have video packages. You can't watch the show in a vacuum, like you can't go back to watch that show in five years and know what all the stories are. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_03Well, maybe they'll add them. Like now that they can take all the commercials out for the replay.
SPEAKER_02It should have had it on the show. It's fucking WrestleMania.
SPEAKER_03The next match was a surprise to me. I thought this was going to be a stinker, but it was actually really good. Uh Jade Cargill versus Rhea Ripley for the WWE Women's Championship. Uh, I had uh Michin and Bfab interfering, uh EO Sky appearing. Um easily Jade Cargill's best match ever.
SPEAKER_02Big time, like without a doubt.
SPEAKER_00Such an improvement, except for like she needs to fucking jump for shit. Oh my god, it was just oh the the all the times that Rhea tried to pick her up and she just wouldn't jump or post for her. And Rhea's literally physically trying to like muscle her up, it just it didn't look great.
SPEAKER_02Sandbag in a bit, sandbag. I didn't know I didn't notice it it was that bad. I thought like I was just too impressed by the fact that she was actually having a decent match. Me too.
SPEAKER_03Uh they both look great. Rhea looked awesome in her in her uh white gear. Um I love the reversal at the end for the for the um rip tie. Yeah, that was good. You can tell those two girls were like practicing for like days. They got that ring out back in that ring out back, you know.
SPEAKER_02You'd have to, you'd have to with fucking Cargill.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like it was I was pleasantly surprised. That match went over 10 minutes too.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, long world title match.
SPEAKER_03Yep, it was uh it was really good. Um, Rhea now the women's champion, and off to SmackDown, she goes. Yes. Um speaking of Eosky, did you see the video of her fucking almost dying again last week? On was it last week on SmackDown or Raw?
SPEAKER_02Was it when she landed on her head, jumping out of the ring?
SPEAKER_03Yes, for like the fifth time. Yeah, that was nuts. Or was it Monday night? Oh no, it was Monday Raw. It was on Raw last night.
SPEAKER_02Again, no, she wasn't she didn't have a match on Raw last night, did she? She did. Yes, she was in a tag match. It was last night, it was last night.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I'll try to find the video and I'll I'll well I know I can't play it on this, but I'll I'll send it to you.
SPEAKER_02Uh yeah, I must have missed that.
SPEAKER_00Also, uh ESK wrong choice of outfits for WrestleMania. She must have some moments of you. Times don't wear a tube top if you're gonna be doing high fly and shit and jumping.
SPEAKER_03Um next out was John Cena again to let us know the attendance for night two. Yeah, uh it's not written here what it was, but it was like 55. Yeah, yeah, they gained 5,000 people from night one, yeah. And then the grand total was like 107, whatever 16,000 or something. Yeah, you know, that's good business, regardless if there were some empty seats, whatever you can't complain, right?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I mean they still they shouldn't have done it in Vegas again, either way.
SPEAKER_03It was at the price of tickets, yeah. They're saying that it's been uh a drop in international people as well because people just don't want to go to the states because of everything that's going on with Gill Trumpster.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, people don't like President Pig shit.
SPEAKER_03So uh it'll be interesting. Well, next year it's in Saudi Arabia, so yeah, we'll see. Even better.
SPEAKER_00Look up the flights, let's go.
SPEAKER_02Nobody wants to go to the US for WrestleMania. You know what we should do? Let's do it and we'll talk and let's go to Saudi.
SPEAKER_04Maybe we'll get there.
SPEAKER_03Uh John came out, and then of course, the Miz and Kit Wilson interrupted, which then you knew who was coming. Oh, yeah, making his WrestleMania debut. Danhausen coming out with all the midgets and even Michael Cole said midgets. Yeah, he's like, they told me.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, before all you people on Twitter just start rigging over, they told me to call them midgets.
SPEAKER_03It is true. Short sleeve samps and him tell us all the time, call us midgets. That's what we are.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but I wasn't expecting Michael Cole to pull it out on fucking WrestleMania.
SPEAKER_03The midgets were from micro midgets in Las Vegas, one that was 25 cents that chopped me last year at WrestleMania. So there you go. Uh, he was one of the little Dan Housens. Um Dan Housenmobile. Anyway, they did the little low blow to Wilson, and then they all beat him up, and then Miz starts shoving them around. I like the line he said, if I wanted to see Wizard of Oz, I want to win. Yeah, John Cena was having the time of his life watching all of this. Yeah. Uh, and then uh Dan Housen did did the uh you know, you can't see me. John Cena said, Go ahead, and oh my god, yes, and then disappeared.
SPEAKER_00He went to do the five knuckle shuffling and missed him by a mile.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, and then uh he went to disappear, the poof of smoke, and John they're still standing there.
SPEAKER_00Um just staring at each other, jump scared John Cena.
SPEAKER_03He was like, What it's the perfect usage of Danhausen, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, anyway, uh, how long did I segment? Did they even have the time for that? No, they don't.
SPEAKER_00No, it was priceless, timeless.
SPEAKER_03That brings us to the main event of night two, CM Punk versus Roman Reigns for the World Heavyweight Championship.
SPEAKER_00What a fucking match.
SPEAKER_02What a fucking match is right.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god, from the even from the intros, like with all the Samoan dynasty back in the both on top of the fucking stadium.
SPEAKER_02That was the only match that really felt big.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, they played Punk's old Ring of Honor music, and him sitting on top of the fucking stadium.
SPEAKER_02Uh so good.
SPEAKER_03Oh sick. And I love that there was no like nothing at the end, it was just a clean finish storytelling from beginning to end. Oh, about Punk being too old, you know what I mean? Like, that's the best. He just ran out of gas at the very end.
SPEAKER_02Uh one of the best mania main events in as long as I can remember.
SPEAKER_03I agree.
SPEAKER_02It was and it was since Taker Sean, like maybe there's been a couple. Like, as far as moments, like I think the Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania 30 was huge. Fucking Cody winning the story, finishing the story. But as far as a wrestling match, a main event fucking match.
SPEAKER_03No rep bumps, no run-ins, no. Oh, I love the spot where Punk threw the tape and the reflection. Yeah, okay. Oh, little failed the timing.
SPEAKER_02The timing so good. Oh, it's it was the best.
SPEAKER_00I like when Punk went out and grabbed that guy's uh necklace thing and then came in and was like mocking Roman and did like his facial in this match were really good.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Punk looked great, by the way.
SPEAKER_03Like he's so in shape. Um, it's the best he's ever looked. Yep. And he won 46. Yeah, he did that top rope elbow through the table.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, nailed it too.
SPEAKER_03Uh, but at the end, he was just exhausted at the very end, and then Roman Reigns speared the fuck out of him. One, two, three, boom. Fucking great. It was so good. Yep, it was awesome. It was by far the best match of both nights.
SPEAKER_00And then Michael Cole, everything is right in the WWE again. Yeah, like okay, well, thanks for throwing a fucking CM Punk for Grant.
SPEAKER_03Uh, but yeah, 33 minutes and 56 seconds. They were going. Yeah, well, they went hard the whole time. It felt longer than that, but it did it, but I mean, I there wasn't a part in the match where I was like, Wow, this is going too long. It was just like, wow, I did go another 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like I know, and there was a bunch of spots like towards the end, I was like, Okay, that's it, that's gonna be the finish. And then nope, and I'm like, because I was I stood up because I was like, Oh my god. Oh, they did so good.
SPEAKER_02And that finish, too. That thing that that they did at the end where punk gives him the GTS, then he comes off the ropes and falls back onto him. Punk did that exact same finish with Seth and with Moxley, yeah. Yep, so now he's done it with all three members of the Shield, but Roman's the only one that he didn't beat.
SPEAKER_00Awesome. Good little fucking trivia there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Am I staggering? I am on my screen. Yeah, you are on mine. Yeah, there you go.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I thought that was just you talking again. I'm back to normal. There I am.
SPEAKER_03I closed up my WrestleMania window, and I think it affected my uh whatever the fuck I'm on here. Anyway, that's WrestleMania 42. Uh, not the best WrestleMania, but uh uh not the worst, not not the worst, not the worst, not with the main event like that.
SPEAKER_02No, uh it was uh worth watching.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think I might go back and watch the punk Roma match over. I might too. Because like I said, we had a lot of people here, so I just want to like just watch it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03There was four of us by the end of it, yes. Why am I so uh what is going on with me? Uh what is going on? Uh who knows, who cares? Okay. Uh let me see now. Let's see. We'll talk a little bit about Raw. Uh first off is usually after WrestleMania. They have some call-ups. So this year it was they sure did.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Um, let me see. Who were they? Uh Saul Ruco. Roku? Ruka. Ruca. Ruca. She was called up. Um Joe Hendry.
SPEAKER_02Joe Hendry's gonna be there next week, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Ethan Page. Yeah, Ethan Page, that was a good one. Yeah, Ethan Page is talented, man.
SPEAKER_00I love Ethan Page is good. Egan as Dan Huston called him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and that's the Street Prophets, I guess. I guess you can call that back, I guess. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I mean, it was a good show as far as showcasing the future.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, some uh key points. Uh Roman Reigns and the Uso seem to be uh back on the same page, and the bloodline is back, they're gonna redo the bloodline storyline. Jacob Fattoo. Yeah, I didn't see that coming. No, it's a little too soon, I think.
SPEAKER_02But I think that that's what cut that's what kind of made it like, oh, okay. Not necessarily too soon because they're not gonna put the belt on Jacob, but it's a good first feud from for Roman, and it's a good way to come out of WrestleMania with something big.
SPEAKER_00Dave's uh oh, there he is.
SPEAKER_02He's trying to fix my camera.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, there we are. It was a good promo. He was like, you know, I I don't want that title, I need that title. I don't want to be tribal chief, but I want all the perks to come. I want the big house, I want to support my kids, I want the cars, like I want that life, but I don't want to be tribal chief. And he's like, I want to better my life, so that's I guess you're trying to fancy sense. But you know he's not gonna win the title.
SPEAKER_02No, no, well, he will down the road. He he'll be a champion, but not not not the first guy to fucking wrestle Roman. Roman said just said he's gonna be there all summer, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that was a good thing. That was a good uh get used to me. You see me all summer.
SPEAKER_03The fans want Oba every time Roman comes out, they start chanting oba. Yeah, they even yeah, so uh you gotta make them wait, make them wait for that one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, oba's gotta be special. You can't have him out there too much, you can't overexpose him.
SPEAKER_03No, he just needs a couple feuds through the summer. Yep, dominate those feuds, and then we'll see uh what happens with them. Uh Sam Punk and Cody Rhodes were in the ring together. Cody was a nice shiner. Oh, you want to call it that? Yeah, uh, they kind of tease down the road that they will meet. I'm thinking WrestleMania 43 match. Potentially, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Do you think they'll have Cody hold that belt for a whole year again? Sure, why not? Maybe.
SPEAKER_03I mean, he just he just got it again, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I mean like a whole year of not having anyone challenge. A year goes fast.
SPEAKER_02Yes, yeah, it does.
SPEAKER_03Um, I think that's the marquee match for next year. You can't have Cody and Roman again, or Cody and like I think him and Randy aren't done, so that'll get us through SummerSlam facts. Yeah. Um, I think CM Punk and Cody Rose is probably the year plan. Yeah, it pointed in that direction.
SPEAKER_02That could be good.
SPEAKER_03He said, You when you're ready, you come get it. I think round Royal Rumble, he's like, Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm coming to get it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you never know when a WWE championship's gonna fall out of the sky. Uh just say when.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, that's that was it for uh for the news for Raw's, you know, good weekend of wrestling.
SPEAKER_00It's crazy that like the you know, punk held that belt for what a year or whatever, however long, and then he loses it to Roman and just not a like a like a care in the world.
SPEAKER_02He just he only had it for six months, he got it at SummerSlam, right?
SPEAKER_00Right, yeah, yeah, but still he was like, you know, like oh um, I want to fight Roman again for I want my belt back. Just uh all right, well, that was fun. Now on to the next thing.
SPEAKER_03Uh he's a good baby face. In his promo, too. He said, like the the title kind of came to him by accident, like Jay Uso, uh Seth Rollins got hurt. Um, so yeah, he just said, you know, when I'm ready, like I just got you know beat up last night pretty bad. I think I need some time to uh yeah reassess what I want for the rest of my career. And if I want another title shot, Cody's like, hey, well, I'm I'm right here, man.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, that could be really good. And knowing those two guys, they'll do it right.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think I think CM Punk just for the summer wants to like tangle with some of the younger guys and just yeah, you know, I thought has an un no, like fucking CM Punk and Ethan Page would be a great little feud for the summer. I love Ethan Page, so he's such a great heel. Yeah, I could be, yeah. I mean, I don't know if they'll push him to that. No, I don't think they started doing an angle last night with a whole bunch of them with the IC belt. So Rusev again, yeah, Ethan Page, Penta. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02No, he he won't be anywhere fucking near CM Punk.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's not gonna be hard though, because like you said last night, Penta's hot right now, so yeah, but punk and brawn breaker that could happen over the year.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. I think uh last night they teased, so some of the the feuds that started last night were LA Knight and uh um Gunther, yeah. Um it'll be Seth Rollins and Braun Breaker. It'll probably be uh the Vision and the um who showed up last night? Uh Street Prophets. So that's fresh.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but just because uh punk doesn't do anything that uh doesn't make sense for his character, right? So it would make sense that uh whoever is with Paul Heyman would fucking go after Punk. So Braunbreaker and CM Punk will definitely happen after Breaker and Rollins, right?
SPEAKER_03Could be well we'll just have to watch and find out.
SPEAKER_00Yes, we will summer of entertainment.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's it. That's that's that's it for WrestleMania for this year.
SPEAKER_02That was it.
SPEAKER_03Can't wait for next year.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03In Saudi Arabia, let's go.
SPEAKER_02The countdown's will be watching another wrestling show begins.
SPEAKER_03How much?
SPEAKER_00Let's find out how much the tickets are.
SPEAKER_03Actually, I heard they're they're fairly cheap because Saudi Arabia has a lot of money and they just want people to come. So yeah, we'll see. Let's go, boys. All right, let's go.
SPEAKER_01I go. It's a long flight, it's a long flight.
SPEAKER_00Live broadcast from Saudi Arabia.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, earth and around live.
SPEAKER_03That'd be awful. Do you have anything to promote coming up, boys?
SPEAKER_00May the 9th, propeller arcade, even though it is sold out. Oh, yes, you'll be on that show. I'll be on that show. I'm refereeing, but uh I love I love working on those shows, they're so much fun.
SPEAKER_03Now, when you referee, do you just wear regular referee outfit or do you referee as Damien Spades?
SPEAKER_00Uh Harold lets me date he wants me to referee as Damian Spades at the bar shows, but if I referee a local show, I'll uh the professional like stripes, pants, and black shoes and all that. But yeah, I'll be wearing a bandana and some fucking what are they called? Zubas they're comfy, man. I love my zubas.
SPEAKER_03I had a pair when I was 19, I think. I think I have a photo of me and a pair of Zumbas, but you can buy them on Amazon now.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I'm 20.
SPEAKER_03I'm 52. I would not wear Zumbas now. I uh I don't think it's my style.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Try them on, bud. You'll love them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, sure. Joey, you got anything coming up? Uh there's some hush metal shows coming up over the next couple of months. Other than that, no. Did you see who Rock the Hub announced?
SPEAKER_03Who? Default. Oh god. We are so going.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you're stoked, aren't you?
SPEAKER_03Oh, Susan mounted.
SPEAKER_01I thought of you two that you would make fun of me. I hate I hate that you thought of me when that man markets.
SPEAKER_03Uh Matthew Goodban and Default. Yeah. What a fucking ticket. Show of the year. Katie's like, are you off? I was like, I don't fucking care. I'm going to default. I've been saying all the time I want to see Default. I saw them before.
SPEAKER_02That's fine. I've seen them once and I need to see them again. I saw them in 2003.
SPEAKER_03Like, oh, I can't wait. I'm gonna get a campground in Truro. Get myself a default t-shirt. That sucks, dude.
SPEAKER_01That sucks so much.
SPEAKER_03Man, the concerts they announced so far in Halifax suck this year. Weezer, dude. Yeah, fuck. I wouldn't pay$20 to see Weezer.
SPEAKER_02Weezer and Jimmy Heat World? That's pretty sad.
SPEAKER_03Oh god.
SPEAKER_02Are you going? Maybe. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00They announced uh they just announced the Tea Party and Alien Ant Farm in Moncton.
SPEAKER_02I'm going to fucking Foo Fighters in Toronto. So shut up. When? Yeah. August. August. I want to go. Can I go? Come on down.
SPEAKER_00We're going to uh Mariana's Trench and uh who else? Oh um Wedus at the Area 506 Festival.
SPEAKER_02Nice in St.
SPEAKER_00John.
SPEAKER_02Weed us. That's pretty sweet. You've seen Wheatus. Hard as fuck.
SPEAKER_01Well, the night before I think is it's uh um was it crash test dummies?
SPEAKER_02Oh dude that would be fun to see too. Those guys are awesome.
SPEAKER_03I think I seen them years ago.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's awesome.
SPEAKER_03They're the ones that sing Superman, right? Superman, you know where I saw them? I think I saw them at Vinnie's at the Mount St. Vincent University pub. Oh, really? Yeah, a long time ago.
SPEAKER_00They sound like a university, man.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's funny. Uh, I have a show this week. I don't have a show, I'm on a show in this weekend in New Waterford, yeah. Oh I think I'm in a rumble again. You got booked to wrestle? Apparently. That sucks. Well, I'm in JP's corner. He's he's facing uh David Boy Smith Jr., but there's a rumble, and I'm pretty sure they're gonna stick me in for the comments. Of course.
SPEAKER_02Gotta get one last rumble in the gonna save them, gonna save some money and put boys in the rumble.
SPEAKER_03Save money, fuck man. I've my PO's up there, brother. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh anyway, millionaire boys over here.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, making the big bucks. That is it for this edition of Arsenal. We'll be back uh in two weeks with our regular format. Not talking about WrestleMania. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Talking about shit, talking about shit. Have a quiz, maybe a guest. Who knows? Maybe, maybe not. It's a surprise. Maybe I'll get to fault. Book the fault. I'd love to talk to them. I'll I'll start researching questions though.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you guys would suck their ass if they came on. You'd be like, oh man, I love you. I don't know if I would. Probably would.
SPEAKER_00Suck my ass. I'm out of here.
SPEAKER_03All right. Until next time.
SPEAKER_00Thanks for uh thanks for watching and listening, folks.
SPEAKER_02Gob is playing at the marquee in July. Gob, man.
SPEAKER_03When the fuck is Gob?
SPEAKER_02I want to jump in LA. Yeah, exactly. Gob.
SPEAKER_03I will go to Gob if you come to default with me. You heard it here first, folks. Where is it? Where is it? It's in Truro. I don't somewhere in Truro. Rock the hub.
SPEAKER_02That's an awfully long way to drive for fucking this minute.
SPEAKER_0345 minutes from here.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, for default. I'd love they were playing next door.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I can't wait. Anyway.
SPEAKER_02All right.
SPEAKER_03All right. Here we go.