ARSE'N AROUND - EPISODE 9

The boys mourn The Gingerbread Man, Dave celebrates Mother's Day...with Joey's mom, toys are for men, the Hulk Hogan doc, Backlash, and MORE!

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SPEAKER_05 0:44

What is going on, everybody? What's happening? Ryan always waits until we're on, and then he goes, as if he was doing it the whole time. It's like the people that do the people that do the selfie videos, but they're sleeping.

SPEAKER_03 1:07

Like yeah, we've been through this. The worst. That's how's everybody? Fine.

SPEAKER_05 1:13

I gotta turn you up.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

Fine. You had a cold.

SPEAKER_05 1:16

How are you?

SPEAKER_03 1:17

Did you have a cold too? I know I did. Did you? I did have a little bit. Yes. Last week there was some sickness going on.

SPEAKER_05 1:23

I'm down with the sickness. It is true that men get colds worse than women, right? It's not just me. That's 100% true.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

Look at Jim Joyce. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05 1:36

Speedy recovery, Jim Joyce. Speedy recovery, Jim.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

We love you, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_05 1:43

I had it uh for about five days. Like, I was like, holy fuck, man. This one's lasting. And I and it's worse for me because I'm allergic to cold medic medication, so I can't take anything for it. Oh, it's gonna fucking ride the wave, baby.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

Yeah, that's brutal. I am not, and I fucking hump myself full of all the shit. Whatever, whatever you got.

SPEAKER_05 2:03

Look at this, guys. Look at this. Mike's hard rocket. Got some Coca-Cola classicola wet. There's a hard rocket. My pants. I got uh I got a beer, sociable. Cheers. Yeah, other than uh cold, how's everyone? We haven't talked since uh WrestleMania. It's true, not bad. I'm giving her. Um Joey, were you talking to your mother on Mother's Day?

SPEAKER_03 2:32

Of course I was.

SPEAKER_05 2:33

So was I to your mother. Did she tell you? Yeah, she told me today. So Sunday on Mother's Day, we decided we're going couch shopping, which is just awful.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Yeah, that fucking couch. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 2:49

Oh god, it's the worst.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Anyway, you fucking fall into Narnia in the one corner.

SPEAKER_05 2:53

You're like that, and you know, the salespeople just as soon as you walk in, they're just like anyway. So we're we're in uh what's the fucking store? No, no. Uh God we we're in like seven stores. I forget which one she's at. Anyway, she's at one of them, yeah. Yeah, anyway, we're walking all of a sudden I hear boys. The fuck is that? And this lady comes up, and I think I've only met your mom once, maybe. Sure, and I was drunk. So I was like, hi. I was like, Do I know you? She goes, I'm Joey's mom.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

I was like, Oh fuck, hey, she calls me boys, yeah. That's what she always calls you, and half the time she messes it up and calls you boys.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

Uh she's like, Oh, that Joey, all this shit he says on Arsenal. I can't believe it.

SPEAKER_03 3:42

Your mom's a fan.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

She listened.

SPEAKER_03 3:44

I wouldn't say she's a fan. I had to show her how to listen to it. And because I'm pretty sure she was convinced that the clips were the podcast.

SPEAKER_06 3:53

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 3:54

Just one minute. I remember that. Remember the first time like when we used to do the podcast, how we used to do videos for each one.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

She'd she'd see the video and go, I saw the podcast the other day. That was funny. It's like, yeah, that was the three-minute clip for to promote the promo.

SPEAKER_05 4:11

I love mums. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, she didn't follow us around the store, but uh, she came a couple times and helped us out. We didn't buy a couch, but she's been doing that a long time. That's has she?

SPEAKER_03 4:24

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:25

Yeah, she was good. Uh there's some guys, man. They just you're not even in the store, they're fucking on you. Yeah, they creep up behind you. Hey, can I help you with anything? Yeah, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_05 4:36

Anyway, we didn't find a couch.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Yeah, well, did you go spend time with your mommy, Joey?

SPEAKER_03 4:44

My my mom worked on Mother's Day, unfortunately. She spent time with me. Yeah, she was hanging out with boys instead.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

We uh your mom's far away, so Dave.

SPEAKER_05 4:55

So yeah, I'm going up next weekend.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

So nice. Oh, you're uh opening your car, opening the car, and we uh I went over to my parents' house and we ordered we're stupid. We should have ordered early. We we were getting Chinese food, so we called Wong's and it took 15 minutes to get through. And then finally, she's like, Yeah, it's gonna be about an hour. So hour and a half later, my dad goes to fucking pick up the food. Yeah, two hours after ordering, we finally get our food. It was good, it was like seven o'clock at night when we ate.

SPEAKER_03 5:24

It was like, Jesus Christ, should have thought about that Mother's Day Chinese, but there's a lot of Chinese mothers out there.

SPEAKER_05 5:30

That's like um New Year's Eve at the Look Ho Ho. You have to put in your order like eight hours before.

SPEAKER_03 5:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 5:40

When you have Mother's Day, everybody. Well, we still we we played cards with you know, we always play cards and stuff after and just did that while we waited. It's it's hectic, man. My grandmother's 93 years old, she's like ruthless when we play cards. If you like steal a trick from her, she's like doing this, like I'll fucking kill you. She drunk, she drunk?

SPEAKER_03 6:01

No, no, drunk grandma. Oh, I've known some drunk grandma. My grandma was drunk to the very end, bud.

SPEAKER_05 6:08

That's the way he should be. Yeah, what card game were you playing? They tricks.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

We call it we call it FYB.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

It's called Fuck Your Buddy with your grandmother.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

That's what it is called. Fuck you, buddy.

SPEAKER_03 6:21

My parents used to play it called Screw Your Bud.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Yeah, you just gotta bid on how many trips.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

It must be the same game.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

I don't know how I play cards. Like uh different suits or like Trump, and then you try to bid on how many tricks you think you can make, and then you can steal them from other people and you're fucking over your buddy.

SPEAKER_05 6:39

Yeah, in high school we used to play um asshole, I think it was called.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

Yep, asshole cafeteria. Yeah, in the cafeteria. Yeah, that tracks. You get an off block, let's play asshole. If I had an off block, I went the fuck home.

SPEAKER_03 6:56

And just didn't go back to school.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

Yeah, but you were close to fucking your school though, right?

SPEAKER_03 7:00

Yeah, close enough. Yeah, not super close, but I could walk there in about 1520.

SPEAKER_05 7:07

I live I lived right by my school, so all my friends love my house.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

So we're just your entire community lived right by your school.

SPEAKER_05 7:13

Yeah, we're literally three houses. I was the coolest kid in high school. Even when if I wasn't there, other kids would skip school and go there. Well, my parents divorced when I was 16 and they both left, so I had the house to myself. Uh, my grandmother let me live there, so I was the coolest kid in high school. So you had the house where everybody went to Paris? Yeah, yeah. The fridge was just full of beer, and uh we had a Christmas school boys. We had a Christmas tree, and it was just decorated with beer caps. Fucking cool one. I how do I be like you? How do I be more like you?

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Boom spring hell, bud.

SPEAKER_05 7:52

Mind you, it was back in '91.

SPEAKER_03 7:55

Good year. Good year.

SPEAKER_05 7:56

What was the beer of choice? Back then, um, Keith still. Oh, okay. Um, James Reddy just came out for a hot minute, so everyone likes ready. Yeah, but if you were broke, it was 10 penny, which tasted like tasted like car oil, but you gotta get drunk.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

I used to drink a lot of facts.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Oh yeah, 10.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

Oh, buddy, only two or three of them, and you're fucked.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

Yeah, or the uh the old English or the like the like the little 40s or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 8:30

Cold 45, but cold 45.

SPEAKER_05 8:32

If you're going for a 40. Yeah, what was the old cheap beer it was named after like tiger or wildcat? Wildcat, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:40

Yeah, but that was the last eight pack you could buy.

SPEAKER_01 8:42

Yeah, that tastes like shit, too. I loved it. No, it was good. It was good. Alpine tastes like shit.

SPEAKER_03 8:49

Yeah, Alpine was awful.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Ugh. I'm not a fan of schooner either. I love olens. Oh, I love schooner. Oh, Jim Joyce loves schooner.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

When I think I sink a sailboat or two in my day, bud.

SPEAKER_05 9:01

Uh, I usually just drink this now because it doesn't give me heartburn.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Ultra, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

Yeah, yeah. You're getting too old for beer. If I drank an olens, I'd be fucked all night.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

I even wonder how much sugar's in this. Jesus.

SPEAKER_05 9:18

A lot.

SPEAKER_03 9:18

I can tell just by the colors on it.

SPEAKER_05 9:21

Fuck a rocket pop. Yeah, that tastes like sugar, pure sugar.

SPEAKER_06 9:25

Oh, yep, sure does.

SPEAKER_03 9:27

Well, we all know how childish fucking Ryan is over here. Show everybody your new toy. Yeah, what'd you buy on the weekend there? Show everybody your new toy.

SPEAKER_01 9:36

Listen, I I'm an adult that makes adult money, and I can spend it on adult and makes adult decisions. And I look at that guy Joe plane from the 80s, okay?

SPEAKER_05 9:45

And it works, and it works.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

You pull this little lever here, right?

SPEAKER_03 9:49

The flames come out, and the wings come out, the wings move a whole three and four centimeters.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

Do you know how many times I see this and it doesn't have these things or this doesn't work? Your heart must break.

SPEAKER_05 10:03

It's vintage man, money. It's funny when you go to Walmart and you go down the toy aisle, it's just men now. It's just grown men. As I'm in the aisle myself looking for stuff.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Oh, I didn't see what else I got. I have these guys at the show and tell time with Ryan.

SPEAKER_05 10:19

Here we go. I'll just sit back and drink.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Hawking animal.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Hawking Animal.

SPEAKER_05 10:27

I just watched the uh documentary on them last night on AE. It was good. Oh, there's a new A. Is it a new one? Yeah, yeah. I just I believe. I think it is. I've never seen it, so it's new to me. Speaking of documentaries, did you watch?

SPEAKER_01 10:42

You've been waiting two weeks to talk about it.

SPEAKER_05 10:44

He's been waiting since the day it came out.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

It's been like talking tonight. I want to talk about Hogan. We talk tonight.

SPEAKER_05 10:49

Did we watch the Hulk Hogan documentary? Yes, we watched it. And initial thoughts?

SPEAKER_03 10:54

It was good, and it was good. It was really well done. It was good, but they left out some shit. Well, four hours. That's all they have, right? Well, they could have they couldn't tell your story in four hours. Well, they could have made a six.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

Tell the story. Tell the story. Don't leave out documentary. Jimmy Hart's got a huge fucking house. That's not his house. That's not his house. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:16

There's no way that's a better house. Come on, Ryan.

SPEAKER_05 11:18

Everything's a work in wrestling.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

Jimmy Hart does not live in that fucking house.

SPEAKER_05 11:23

The gate wasn't even open. He was like, I'll just put my lawn chair here. Like I do when I do videos out like in front of yachts. Oh, that's my boat. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy Hart.

SPEAKER_01 11:33

Imagine that was his house. Like, Jesus.

SPEAKER_05 11:36

Uh, it came out. It was someone mentioned whose house it was, but it's definitely not Jimmy Hart. Fucking poopy.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

So, yeah, no, it was a good documentary. Last episode, obviously a little tear jerker.

SPEAKER_05 11:49

Um, it's hard to listen to Hogan. God love him, because it's no matter what he says, you just automatically think it's bullshit. It is because of it. Because of who it is.

SPEAKER_03 11:59

That's the problem. You can't believe any of the stories.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

Oh, yeah, I know the bodies are buried.

SPEAKER_05 12:05

But you know, that's that could probably be said about all wrestling, all wrestlers from promoters, all wrestlers. We all kind of add on.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Yeah, but Hogan doesn't add on. Hogan just flat out fucking bullshits. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:20

Like, let's be serious. Uh, yeah, it was good to see like a lot of his whole movies and stuff. There was a lot of stuff I've never seen before.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

No, there was some good stuff there. It wasn't bad. Like, for somebody who doesn't know anything about wrestling, it's good. Like, it tells a good story, but when you know all enough, they left out so much.

SPEAKER_05 12:38

Yeah. Well, they didn't even mention his second wife at all. She heard her for like 18 years. Yeah. It wasn't it'd be so nice just to forget your ex-wife like that. Just if they tell my story, just um, but yeah, they left out a lot. All his like his Japan stuff.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

Yeah, they didn't talk about Japan. They didn't talk about how fucking Vern wanted to take his Japan deal, which was a big part of the reason why he left to go to WWF. There's so many, so many things they left at.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

Well, didn't you say there's like the director saying there's a whole like all this extra footage they could do like a couple of things?

SPEAKER_03 13:17

Well, if it's Hogan, it doesn't matter if it's extra footage because it's all bullshit anyway.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:22

But it's still fun to listen to. It was good. It was enjoyable. I enjoyed it. Yeah, it was well done. Um, I would like to see more, so if they come out with more stuff.

SPEAKER_01 13:33

Um weird that the way they shot like the like the funeral. It's almost almost like it's changed like the the angles they did where they're pushing the casket in, and it looks like Hulk Hogan.

SPEAKER_03 13:48

Hulk Hogan and his entire family was on camera his entire fucking life. Yeah, they're gonna have a camera at his funeral. Fucking Hulk Hogan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:01

Let's give some one more standing ovation for he looks fucked, boys.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Yeah, like Pepe Le Pew, the little thing. He looks fucked.

SPEAKER_05 14:11

I predict before next year he will return to TV.

SPEAKER_03 14:20

I hope he dies crafting on the day.

SPEAKER_05 14:26

Never wish death on anyone. My god. I hope he dies. Just get rid of him.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Get him out of the conversation.

SPEAKER_05 14:38

If you woke up tomorrow and it's like breaking news, Vince McMahon dead. You'd be like, Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

I'd be a lot nicer than Joey, I'll tell you that much.

SPEAKER_05 14:46

What?

SPEAKER_01 14:46

I'd be a lot nicer than Joey, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 14:52

I shouldn't say I hope he dies, but I hope he just goes away. Like it's still constant fucking news about him all the time. He looks fucked, he's so crazy. Just go. What is that? More money than the fucking federal government. Go live in the fucking Batcave. Go fucking hollow out a fucking lair like Dr. Evil and just live. But these guys can't.

SPEAKER_05 15:13

The people with the money, like even politicians who are like in their 90s are still running for office. Like, I can't wait to retire. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

I don't know. You might be bored. You say that now, but I figure you'll get bored.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

Boys will find something to do.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

No, yeah, you there's all kinds of stuff to do, like running wrestling shows.

SPEAKER_05 15:32

No, no, I'm just saying, like, for Vince McMahon, like, why isn't he like living in the Canary Islands with you know because he wants to drive his vently around and smash into things and blame it on texting and driving? No, he wants to return to WWE. That's his goal right now. Uh we went to Walmart last week and Katie's car was broken into. That was that was a a freaking while you're in Walmart. Yeah, so we um go into Walmart for like 20 minutes. We come out, her trunk is open. So, like, I don't even know how they got it open because the doors were locked, the windows were up. Um, so Katie's like, wait a minute, there's our my trunk's open. And she opened it, and her co-worker gave her a couple gifts and they were gone. So we go, so we go in Walmart. Like, someone broke into our car. Can we check the video cameras? And and they're like, Um no. Basically, they're like, You have to call the police. And I was like, No, I'm not leaving until you check the cameras. Just that we don't need to see it. Just tell us if someone broke in their car or we're crazy and stuff weren't actually in the trunk. Um, so anyway, they went in, they were in there for like almost 45 minutes. They finally came out, they're like, Yeah, a guy in the red coat broke into your car and took stuff out of it. I was like, at least we're not crazy.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

Did he like? Did she do you have like a trunk release on the key? And maybe like in a no?

SPEAKER_05 17:03

Nope, because uh we asked them if the trunk was open beforehand because they could clearly see where we were parked, and they said no, he just he must have had something. And they said he broke into another car right beside us. Oh shit. Anyway, Jesus, that sucks.

SPEAKER_01 17:19

Sorry, Katie.

SPEAKER_05 17:22

Yeah, it's crazy, man. Like uh, I don't know. I didn't know you could just open a a trunk with like a tool or something.

SPEAKER_01 17:30

Well, he no, he must have had like a slim gym, and then oh, pop the door open and then what do you mean? You you can't slip oh you mean into the driver's side door to the driver's door, pop the door open, hit the trunk release, and then lock the door again because my door was locked, and then snap into it.

SPEAKER_05 17:49

Like, I don't I don't know. Anyway, he got in. Bastard.

SPEAKER_03 17:54

Oh yeah, beef and spice.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Poor Dave's just telling the story about how Katie got robbed and all fucking Joey thing about his food. That fuck. Yeah, well, fucking pepperoni.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

I like pepperoni, dude.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

I mean, who doesn't like a good cock of pepperoni?

SPEAKER_03 18:14

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

Good, good cock.

SPEAKER_05 18:17

Let's talk some wrestling. We talked about the documentary. Uh uh Joey, are you watching anything lately?

SPEAKER_03 18:25

Uh I started watching Backlash. 30 Rock. I'm talking about wrestling. Oh, we're talking about wrestling. Why would we be doing that? No, all right. Well, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_05 18:38

30 Rock, tell us all about it.

SPEAKER_03 18:40

No, it's good. If you watch 30 Rock, it's good.

SPEAKER_05 18:43

I'm watching Survivor right now. I think this is the only show I'm watching.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

We just finished the uh the the new Kevin Hart show on uh the funny AF, like the competition comedy show is good.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

Okay, I watched the Kevin Hart roast last night live on Netflix.

SPEAKER_03 18:59

I'm watching that tonight.

SPEAKER_05 19:00

I was just gonna bring this up. Do you like watching these? Yes, I love roasts. I hate them. I I find them too mean.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Oh no, it's it's good. I like mean.

SPEAKER_05 19:09

No, uh well, some but it's some of it's fucking awful.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

I'd imagine. Would you like to be roast it? Yeah, it's a roast, you wouldn't know, you wouldn't be offended.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

We were gonna we were gonna we're gonna roast Dave actually, I think. We had planned one year where we were like, we should do a roast of Dave for like his birthday or something.

SPEAKER_05 19:29

Yeah, I could take it. I don't think Kate Katie would fucking melt if you roasted her. Like even that restaurant dicks that insults you while you're there. She there's no way she could do it. She'd be like, I gotta go. If they insulted her looks at all, or you know what I mean? Like it would just she can't take it. But I I could.

SPEAKER_03 19:49

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

Insult me all you want, dude.

SPEAKER_03 19:52

I we were we've all been in spandex in front of hundreds of people, right? Right, fuck. Do I care?

SPEAKER_05 20:01

That would be fun.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

A roast for Joey. Uh for me, yeah. Why me? It had that has to be a guest of honor. No, there has to be somebody, you know, somebody important.

SPEAKER_05 20:12

Your birthday's coming up. My birth, yeah. So how old are you this year? Is it like a milestone?

SPEAKER_03 20:19

37. Nothing milestone about that.

SPEAKER_05 20:22

When you turn 40, we're gonna have the roast of Jimmy J Jimmy Carr. Jimmy Jacobs, Jimmy Jacobs, grease your Jimmy Carr, the roast. Okay, and then we'll put it on pay-per-view. Okay, yeah, that'll do huge numbers.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

Flying McFoleing.

SPEAKER_05 20:40

Who would be good to roast you? Obviously, Dernfert. What I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_01 20:47

Uh some of your band members spades, no digs. Digs.

SPEAKER_03 20:52

Nick can hardly speak, he'd he'd be falling asleep up there.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

Yeah, that's what Nick does best. Anyone watching, comment who who would you like to see roast Greaser?

SPEAKER_03 21:04

No, we're gonna roast me. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 21:07

Tommy Starr got there just to say a prayer. Tommy goes up for the opening prayer. Yeah, let's bless this. Is awful.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

And then he just and then all of a sudden he turns around and just starts swearing his head off. It's like the one time he's swearing. Fucking Joey, that fucking loser. I fucking hate his cuts. Praise be to God.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

I love I love all those old comedy central roasts, man. They were all so good.

SPEAKER_05 21:34

I like the old ones, like with Don Rickle and all them. They didn't like the Friars Club roasts. Yeah, they were funny. The Dean Martin celebrities, these ones are just mean spirited now.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

No, they're great.

SPEAKER_03 21:45

That's that's what a fucking roast is.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

You're watching the you're like the Kevin Hart ones. Yeah, I watched it. I I I it's uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_03 21:52

I love it. And a ton of my favorite comics are on it, so you know who's not funny.

SPEAKER_05 22:01

Who's the guy who's the guy that does the roast at WrestleMania now? Tony Hinchcliffe? Not funny at all.

SPEAKER_03 22:07

You don't think Tony's funny?

SPEAKER_01 22:08

No.

SPEAKER_03 22:08

Kill Tony? He's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_05 22:10

No.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

I've seen I've seen a couple of his his thing. I saw his special, his old special that he did where it's all in one shot. It was really good. He's funny to me.

SPEAKER_05 22:18

Did you ever watch the WrestleMania ones? They're not funny at all.

SPEAKER_03 22:22

No, but that's because the wrestling roast. What's funny about that?

SPEAKER_01 22:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:28

Yeah, I wouldn't watch those. I've watched him do other things.

SPEAKER_01 22:32

Kill Tony.

SPEAKER_03 22:33

Yeah, kill Tony. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:35

Speaking of kill, did you guys enjoy the death of the gingerbread man? I didn't watch it. Oh, Joey. You gotta watch it.

SPEAKER_03 22:46

Why would the what did they do this time? So good. I didn't even watch the clips of that one.

SPEAKER_05 22:53

I said uh uh the funeral of the gingerbread man was it right up there with like um when Eric Bischoff dressed as the preacher for the wedding, and this is your life with rock and mankind.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Oh, is that good? Was it yeah?

SPEAKER_05 23:12

Oh, it's so good, it's so stupid, and it just irritated hardcore fans like crazy, which just made it more enjoyable.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

Yeah, I do like it when they get upset.

SPEAKER_05 23:24

They for the full three hours of SmackDown, they just kept doing like vignettes of the gingerbread man and old WWE settings, like famous settings. He was in the audience when The Undertaker. Oh, it's just so good. Uh and then and then the funeral uh uh what's his name? Uh Trick Williams sang this song with a choir that were so off-key, and so it was so good.

SPEAKER_01 23:51

And then Little Yachty, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

Sammy came down, and the gingerbread man who was in the casket sat up like the Undertaker.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

Oh it was so good.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

Yeah, like the X's over his yeah, the gingerbread man in his mouth, his tongue was hanging out of his mouth. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. That's funny. That's funny. I like that so good. Uh shit.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

I had like the um this gate, was it two weeks ago when Dan Housen went to the Ms. House? Did you see that one? I didn't see that. No, that one's good too. Just he shows up at his house, like his legit house in Vegas, and it's just like he's like playing on his golf simulator and smashing stuff, breaking awards. He's just like throw the Miz is in the pool, and uh see uh Dan Housen steals uh the Miz's daughter's bicycle. Like it's it's so good, so fucking good.

SPEAKER_05 24:48

I'm backlash this past weekend. Backlash, backlash. He had this he was trying to clone himself for the clone.

SPEAKER_03 24:55

Boys, that was actually really good. That's what he was doing. The Dan Housen, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:00

He was uh trying to clone himself, but the cloning machine only spit out a midget of him. It was the guy who in the middle of the match, they threw him back in the in the fucking machine, and then it shot out seven of them. Seven little downhauses.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

This was during the match, yeah. Yeah, that's I might have to watch that. That's funny.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

That's good. Yeah, it's the guy who played El Torito. Remember him? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:27

Yeah, he was little, he was little downhausen.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

Downhousen, downhausen. Uh that's Danhausen with Down syndrome.

SPEAKER_05 25:37

It was so good. Downhausenhousen backlash as a whole sucked, but the Danhausen match was was great.

SPEAKER_02 25:47

Okay, it was it was a backlash. That backlash.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

I can't think of were there any other matches that were any good at all?

SPEAKER_05 25:54

Uh Seth Rollins and and Brian Bricker was okay. Um, yeah. The main event was okay. I don't know. Forgettable.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

Good enough. Yeah, it was Jacob Fatou and Roman Reigns, but yeah, they just punched each other non-stop for the problem with that match is that that should have not been built in three weeks. That's a long story to tell.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

You can't make people care about the family's involved story, yeah. Slow build that because now what? Now is he done moving on to the next one?

SPEAKER_05 26:30

No, they had a segment on Monday, right? Or no, after no, sorry, after the match, they had a segment, like or it had a follow-up. He'd like attacked them again and oh okay, put him in the raw's on in two minutes, yeah. Uh, other than that, backlash was only like five matches. John Cena came out and did a big announcement that he's doing the John Cena tournament. What was it called?

SPEAKER_03 26:58

The John Cena John Cena Classic or something, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:02

It's basically wrestlers wrestle from NXT against guys from Raw and SmackDown. But even if they lose, fans can still vote who wins the tournament. So, like, if you two wrestled, Joey, and you lost, the fans could still vote and go, you know what though, Joey was a little better than Damien, so let's vote him ahead.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

I hate that, right? Well, you know, you know, if if wins and losses didn't matter before, they sure as fuck won't then. That's stupid. I don't like that at all.

SPEAKER_05 27:37

And like fans are never gonna vote for a heel, they're just gonna be like, Yeah, they will.

SPEAKER_03 27:41

That's the problem. Yeah, if it's a heel they like, they certainly will.

SPEAKER_05 27:47

Yeah, John's like, oh, it's it's uh the fans are gonna uh appreciate like a workhorse, so even if they lose, they can still move on to whoever's gonna be the flavor of the month that month, whoever put out the next Joe Hendry song, you know what I mean? I think it's it's gonna be a Joe Hendrix, it's gonna be a work anyway, no matter who the fans vote for. Is the WWE already knows who's fucking winning it? It's like stupid either way.

SPEAKER_01 28:14

What are you trying to say, Dave?

SPEAKER_05 28:16

We did a thing at Wrestle Center once when Matt when we brought Matt Seidel in, and we asked who who the fans wanted Matt Side Seidel to wrestle at Wrestle Center, and the options were double XL, Marcus Burke, Shane Stevens, and and Nick Diggs. And you had to email me, right? Because I was running their social media, yeah. So of course, um all along it was gonna be Steve, it was already predetermined, but we did the vote anyway. Marcus Burke won by a mile, yeah. Number two was Shane Stevens, and then trip uh double XL one third, but we were like double X the fans voted, and the winner is double XL, of course, yeah. Everything's the work. Do you remember Taboo Tuesday? Was that what it was called? WWE had the vote.

SPEAKER_01 29:09

Yes, Taboo Tuesday.

SPEAKER_05 29:11

The fans voted during the pay-per-view, but that was all yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:17

I don't like that it's not it's not real. It's it's wrestling, like have two guys fight, somebody wins, somebody loses.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:27

John Cena has re John Cena retired and has been on every pay-per-view since.

unknown 29:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Can we talk about his hair?

SPEAKER_05 29:37

He paid a lot of money for that hair for that bald spot.

SPEAKER_01 29:41

His hair's come back more than he has.

SPEAKER_05 29:44

Speaking of hair, do you guys like Lizzie Rain?

unknown 29:48

Joe?

SPEAKER_03 29:48

Oh yeah, that that move is cool. That move is cool. Yeah, I didn't watch the match, but the move is cool. The age hair metal, right? Yeah, it's a different different type of gimmick. You don't see that very often.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

Seal my gimmick.

SPEAKER_05 30:02

Because her uncle, her uncle is Iron Maiden drummer or white.

SPEAKER_01 30:07

The original Iron Maiden drummer.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

Yeah, Clive Burr.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

No, no, did you go see the Iron Maiden movie?

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Iron Maiden movie?

SPEAKER_01 30:16

There's an Iron Maiden movie out right now. It's at Park Lane.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

Really? What's it about?

SPEAKER_01 30:21

Uh it's a documentary. It's like 50 Years of Maiden. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

I'll have to wait for it. I'll wait for it and I'll watch it at home.

SPEAKER_05 30:28

Do you know we used to watch movies for free at Park Lane? Because if you jump in the handicap elevator, it passes the ticket boost and it takes you right down to the jump in the handicap elevator, you turn your head a little bit and you walk in the room. I was a terrible person back then. And cheap.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

Um it's called, yeah, but it's called Iron Maiden Burning Ambition, and its interviews and archival footage provide insight into the five-decade journey of iconic heavy metal band Iron Maiden.

SPEAKER_03 31:00

That's awesome. This is something I definitely will watch. I will not go to the theater, however, because that's crazy expensive. Go on Tuesdays. Cheap night. Can't fucking go on Tuesdays, but I've got kids. Let's call a babysitter. On a Tuesday night, school night. Fuck around.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

Next semester fucking cash. I'll come watch your kids for fucking an hour or two. You ain't watching my fucking kids.

SPEAKER_05 31:28

He got lots of toys he can bring over for them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 31:30

Right?

SPEAKER_05 31:32

Hey kid, you want to see my new ship? It's a plane, you asshole.

SPEAKER_01 31:38

Oh coming from the guy's coming from the guy's four fucking glass cabinets full of action figures.

SPEAKER_05 31:46

They're not toys, they're not to be touched. They're collectibles.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

I don't play with this stuff.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

I have one toy on the shelf and it's butthead.

SPEAKER_05 31:58

Why? Where's Beavis? You don't have Beavis?

SPEAKER_03 32:00

No, I don't have Beavis. It's not even my butthead, it's my buddy Mike's butthead. You borreled someone's you borreled it. I can't remember how it got in my head. I was just gonna say he's got Beavis and I've got Budhead.

SPEAKER_01 32:12

He let me borrow his butthead, and I just haven't turned it back yet.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

I don't know how. I can't remember. It was a couple years ago now, but I still got it right here.

SPEAKER_05 32:20

He's watching this, go fuck, that's where it went. That's where it went.

SPEAKER_06 32:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:29

Speaking of wrestling, we had a wrestling show this past weekend, Ryan.

SPEAKER_01 32:32

We sure did.

SPEAKER_05 32:34

Check you guys out. Fun show. It was fun. Four minutes it sold out.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

Four minutes.

SPEAKER_05 32:41

Four fucking minutes.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

It was like I got on and I bought Jill a ticket, and then my buddy was got on to try to get tickets, and it was just like he had him. He's like, nope, not available. He's like, what the fuck? Four minutes, gone. Well, it's a good problem.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

That's what happens when Damian Spades is on the card.

SPEAKER_05 33:04

As a referee.

SPEAKER_03 33:05

Oh, he wasn't even on the card. Oh, I guess it wasn't you after all.

SPEAKER_05 33:12

No, it was Dave. I during the main event, I was yelling. Like, I didn't know if you heard me, Ryan. I was like, You're all winded. You're wind it, Ryan.

SPEAKER_01 33:20

I didn't hear it. It's locked down there, man. Fucking Rudy and Joey, just fucking false finishes and fucking I'm like, oh god, jumping into the ring, getting out of getting back in. I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 33:32

I did a spot with chip where dare they make you count.

unknown 33:36

Right.

SPEAKER_05 33:36

I was doing the a spot with chip where he was doing either abdominal stretch and then grabbing the rope, you know, for the extra leverage. And uh the ref caught him the first time, and then when he did the second time, I was supposed to jump up and bite his hand. So I jumped up and I just laid my teeth on his hand. Of course, I didn't bite him, but when he fucking pulled, my teeth went all right in his hand. I had his skin in my teeth, and his hand was all bloody.

SPEAKER_03 34:07

Dave's a cannibal.

SPEAKER_05 34:10

I was like, what is that? My mouth. It was like it's fucking chip skin.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

Wrestling. That's Fox. But yeah, no, it's it's funny because like I'm in there and I'm just like, you know, you're in the because you're wrestling, you're in there and you're waiting. I'm like, oh wait, I'm refereeing. And it's like, fuck, I'd rather be wrestling, but I don't mind refering to help out, right? Uh shit. No, it was a good time. Dave gave a little speech because it's his last time at Propellers, so I was drunk. Oh, we didn't even know. We're like, is Dave talking right now?

SPEAKER_02 34:43

I fucking love propellers.

SPEAKER_01 34:47

Oh, it's his last match.

SPEAKER_05 34:50

I didn't put myself over. I put over a pro wrestling unleashed and Harold. Yeah, because Harold wouldn't get on a mic and fucking put himself over.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

Oh god, no.

SPEAKER_05 34:58

So I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

There's such you gotta do the next one. You get you at least come.

SPEAKER_03 35:03

Oh, me?

SPEAKER_01 35:04

Joey, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:05

To do what?

SPEAKER_01 35:06

To hang out at propellant drinks, yeah. You know what?

SPEAKER_05 35:11

I'm like uh the mindset too. Like once I'm done, I don't think I'm gonna hang out at wrestling shows for I'm not interested.

SPEAKER_03 35:17

No, not interested. Yeah, I don't need to. I don't need to just be sitting around out back like some fucking old timer.

SPEAKER_05 35:23

I feel like it would just tempt you every show. Like, oh fuck, I I could be doing this every weekend.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

I didn't want to go to the shows when I was wrestling on them.

SPEAKER_05 35:29

I don't fucking want to some yeah, some shows I don't want to be there at all. Fuck. This is awful.

SPEAKER_03 35:36

I can't picture myself wanting to be there now.

SPEAKER_05 35:40

We went uh two weeks ago, we were at ECPW in New Waterford, and uh they had just taken the ice out, so the arena was fucking freezing. Yeah, like oh my god, it was brutal. Oh, so cold.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

Yeah, it sucks. But it was a fun show.

SPEAKER_01 35:56

That's good.

SPEAKER_03 35:56

Yeah, I played a show.

SPEAKER_05 36:00

A lot of kids, very loud. Um uh usually draws like 600 people, so it's it's it's really good.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

What were you saying about this weekend? I just said I played a show at Gus's last weekend.

SPEAKER_01 36:14

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_03 36:15

I thought we were moving on, but that's fine.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Oh, you kind of you're talking and then uh I'm stoned, so it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 36:22

Are you watching the match?

SPEAKER_05 36:24

How many people were at uh at Gus's pub?

SPEAKER_03 36:27

Uh there's probably a hundred people there. Really? Good. Yeah, but we played last, so you know, maybe so.

SPEAKER_01 36:33

You're the headliner, the bands and the girlfriends, other bands and their girlfriends.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. It a lot of these shows. I mean, it's the weekend, but I didn't want to fucking be up at 11 o'clock and I wasn't on stage till 10 after. So I understand that people leave, right? It's it wasn't empty by the time we played by any means, it's just you know, there was a lot more people there for the first band. Yeah, but it was a good show. Played well. We're uh just ramping up to record an album soon. So how many songs are we? We played like seven or eight. No, we're breaking okay. We do this every yeah, we haven't announced anything. Like we're we're gonna record this album, we're gonna play some more shows, and we're gonna go on an indefinite hiatus after that because I've I've got some other stuff I want to do musically, and I don't have time to do more than one thing.

SPEAKER_01 37:22

Kind of like us in indefinite hiatus.

SPEAKER_03 37:24

But hush metal's not going away because uh who knows? Two years, three years, fucking six months down the road, we might decide to do something again. But I just have other stuff I want to do, and I want to see if I can do it. It's been a long time since I've done my own.

SPEAKER_01 37:41

Can you give us can you give us a little sneak peek? What do you want to do? There.

SPEAKER_05 37:47

You should go into acting.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

I don't have time for that, man. I got fucking three kids, I got a full-time job.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

Hey, you don't really have time for that.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

But no, but seriously, like it's with playing in a band, I can have a pre- band practice once every week or every other week and play a show here and there. Acting, you gotta be gone for a day, two, three, four at a time. Sometimes, right?

SPEAKER_01 38:09

Hours at a time on set.

SPEAKER_03 38:11

If something were to come up that I could do, I would do it. But like, I mean, as far as I was I was starting to pursue it a little bit more, but my life's changed a lot over the last couple years.

SPEAKER_01 38:21

Sure has. Yeah. How is life?

SPEAKER_03 38:27

It's good, it's fucking great, dude. That's good, man. You fucking live in the woods, fucking got a good job, fucking family's good. Yeah, pretty much. I've been here. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's in the fucking woods, dude. It's awesome. I haven't heard a siren in fucking months.

SPEAKER_05 38:48

I just got a message from James Smith. Look at hang on. Oh sending me. Oh fucking monster.

SPEAKER_03 38:56

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. It looks like the Ted R C D L J N.

SPEAKER_01 39:02

He's on the gas.

SPEAKER_05 39:03

There we are. Um he sent me three pictures of flexing and then the the text can't wait. He's pumped. He's pumped up. Uh, you're coming, Joey, right? You're gonna come hang out at the Leo Burke show?

SPEAKER_03 39:18

Yeah, I'll come to that show. Awesome. That's that's a special show. That's a special evening.

SPEAKER_01 39:23

I have a new bridge show that evening, so I will not be there, but I wish you all the best and hope you get a big crowd.

SPEAKER_05 39:30

Hope so. Uh it's almost 200 already sold, and it's still five weeks away. So where is it? It's at the Dalhousie Student Union building down um yeah, the McGuinness room, right? Yeah, the McGuinness room. Yeah, it's beautiful. I'm gonna know where that is, but I'll be there.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

It's a nice room.

SPEAKER_05 39:46

Do you know where the uh fire station is down by Dow? Yeah, like by the IWK? Yeah, it's in the sub. It's in the just right across the street.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

Okay. You know where CKDU was, right? Or is yeah, oh yeah, yeah. It still is in that building, it's just yeah, a couple of years. I've been in there a few times. Yeah, where the gray wood and shit is.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

CK, do you Jason Moser used to have us go on CKDU in the morning with Freddie and fucking promote the shows coming up?

SPEAKER_05 40:15

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 40:15

Just have me do it anyway.

SPEAKER_05 40:19

That should be a segment on the podcast, just me shitting on Jason Moser.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

And now it's time for the weekly Jason Moser. Dave, take it away. Uh now Dave and the fuck David Jason Moser singers.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

What an asshole.

SPEAKER_05 40:44

Any anything else for wrestling? We uh are you watching AEW? We never talk about AEW, but I don't I don't watch it. I only watched Bits and Pizza this past week where they did the tribute to for Ted Turner who died, and it turned into fucking Tony Khan's the greatest promoter ever. It literally just went from talking about him to Tony Khan.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

Tony Khan is a baby back bitch, yeah. That's what he is.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

So is Jason Mojo, uh Tony Khan.

SPEAKER_05 41:18

I don't know. I'm sure he's a nice guy. If he called me today and said, Hey, you want to work in AEW? I'd say yes.

SPEAKER_01 41:23

Yeah, I'd take his money, but he knows your entire history.

SPEAKER_03 41:28

He's done an awful job with AEW. It sucks.

SPEAKER_05 41:32

I saw the only thing I saw this week was Derby Allen was wrestling at a golf course.

SPEAKER_03 41:37

Yeah, what the fuck was that? I don't know, but golfers are awfully upset about it. When yeah, what since when does wrestling happen on grass?

SPEAKER_01 41:45

So I guess it was at like um they do like a golf, it's like a league. It's like indoor, it's like simulator golf, but they have sand traps and putting greens, and I it's like indoors, so I guess it was. So it wasn't even outside.

SPEAKER_03 42:00

It wasn't outside.

SPEAKER_01 42:01

No, it was on a like a golf simulator course.

SPEAKER_03 42:04

Look, watch this.

SPEAKER_05 42:07

I mean I can't roll my eyes any hurt. I'm I'm all for like different venues and stuff. Like, what was sucks? What led up to wrestling at a golf course?

SPEAKER_01 42:16

I have the first I heard of it, it was like, what is Fairway to Hell? That's what it was called. Yeah, first of all. And I was like, and then I saw someone take a back bodies drop into a sand bunker. I'm like, what is happening right now?

SPEAKER_05 42:30

I I like the match that they did that time in the football stadium with the golf. Did you like that? Oh, yeah, it was fun.

SPEAKER_01 42:37

The stampede showed up.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

Matt Hardy was in the fucking water and came back.

SPEAKER_03 42:41

Yeah, the one that Jim Cornette called football field fuckery, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What was it called? Stadium Stampede or something like that. Yeah, they're having one and then anarchy in the arena. Can it get any fucking cheesier? Yeah, I don't like that name. That sucks.

SPEAKER_05 42:58

It's hard to come up with good pay-per-view names.

SPEAKER_03 43:00

And how can you have an eight-man fucking match in one arena in eight different places and shoot it to make any fucking sense? How can it make any sense at all?

SPEAKER_05 43:10

Yeah, but you didn't like the fun house, uh the firehouse firehouse. You're right, I did it. What the fuck was it called?

SPEAKER_01 43:16

Firefly fun house.

SPEAKER_05 43:17

Firefly. Yeah, you didn't like that. Yeah, it was awful. Oh, so good.

SPEAKER_03 43:20

No, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_05 43:23

Wait till you see the fucking gingerbread man funeral segment. That's fun.

SPEAKER_03 43:27

That's different. Is it though?

SPEAKER_05 43:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 43:31

It's not a WrestleMania match.

SPEAKER_05 43:35

Uh shit. Well, where are we? Oh my god, we're 45 minutes in. I got a top 10. Give us a top 10, Dave. All right. Now it's time for Dave Voice's top 10. Yeah, I miss you guys singing this in.

SPEAKER_06 43:48

Top 10.

SPEAKER_05 43:55

Beautiful. Yeah. Wow, my eyes were closed. I swear to god, that was Michael Jackson. I am Michael Jackson. Did you see the movie?

SPEAKER_03 44:09

No, not yet, but I want to.

SPEAKER_05 44:10

I hear it's the shits. Because they like gloss over. They well, they stopped it like in 1983. Like he's still black, right? They stopped it when he's still black.

SPEAKER_03 44:23

Oh are you a Michael Jackson fan?

SPEAKER_00 44:25

No.

SPEAKER_05 44:27

Why do you have a gold statue of Michael Jackson?

SPEAKER_03 44:32

It's because I got a 3D printer and I've just been printing random shit.

SPEAKER_05 44:34

No way, do you?

SPEAKER_03 44:35

Yeah, that's what you chose. Well, that's just I I've made many other things. This is not the only one. Yeah. No, that's really this. What is it? What's this say in the bottom? Joey. My job. What's your job? Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_05 44:57

He's the shut the fuck up, man.

SPEAKER_03 44:59

This thing here's 3D printed too.

SPEAKER_05 45:03

Did you print that as well? I didn't print that one, but I could. Is it expensive the the 3D print? Like the ribbon or whatever you fucking you call it?

SPEAKER_03 45:13

No, it's it's expensive to buy the unit, but once you have it, it's fucking it's not that much. It's like you can buy the filament for like 25 bucks.

SPEAKER_01 45:21

So what you're saying is you've got an expensive unit.

SPEAKER_03 45:24

Yeah. That is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 45:27

Print that.

SPEAKER_01 45:29

Give it a give it a Ryan. Why don't you uh 3D print a top 10 sign?

SPEAKER_05 45:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:34

Oh don't.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

I absolutely could. Don't waste your money. Here we go. I 3D printed this thing. It's like a little it's a thing to put under my desk to put my audio interface on. I haven't screwed it in yet, but it just screws under here. So how see how does this work? So how did you design that, or did you? I did it. That's the thing. You don't have to. You just go onto this thing called Maker World and you just search shit and some anything you want. I guarantee you somebody's done something on it. Really? Yes. It's awesome. And what would that have cost you to make once you buy the material? I mean, that cost maybe 70 something cents. A dollar. That's it. Yeah, like with the materials and the energy you use. Wow. That's why you never you'll never have to buy a drywall anchor again, Dave Boyce. Things like that. You know what I mean? If I had a clip, a clip on this mic stand broke, I could make a little fucking clip. Yeah, how many hours? That's right here. Look at this. This stand that my phone is on. I 3D printed this. This and it just comes out like this, and it comes out moving and working and everything. Look at that. It's crazy. Sit my phone right onto it like that.

SPEAKER_05 46:40

Well, we know what we're getting for Christmas this year.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

3D printed nothing.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

I want a single dude. Oh, here we go. He won't he wants little.

SPEAKER_03 46:51

I want the bottle cap shooter. Dude, I'm I'm search Ace Ventura because there's a fucking front door. It's like a pen pencil holder of fucking him coming out of the rhino's ass. And I'm doing that's what I want.

SPEAKER_01 47:05

I want that. Make it like put it in the program right now.

SPEAKER_05 47:08

They just uh sold the rhino from that movie at an auction. I saw that. Yeah, what if I would have bought that that one right? Stand by for a second, I need a drink. All right, we'll just uh we'll just pause it right here.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

The rhino scene pencil holder. That's all right. Oh dude, make her world. Go go look to search some shit. You'll have to send me the link. It's literally I typed in makerworld.com. I'm back.

SPEAKER_05 47:40

Make her world?

SPEAKER_03 47:41

That's a totally different uh there.

SPEAKER_05 47:46

Yeah. Are you back? Oh, I'm back, baby. Did you just go print something?

SPEAKER_02 47:51

No, I just fucking got a cake.

SPEAKER_05 47:56

All right, top ten. Ryan's up shopping. They have a thumb wrestling ring. Sorry, go ahead. You're fine. Yeah, could you print like a championship belt? Probably. It takes a long time though, right? Like you pretty well set it up, then you go to bed, and when you wake up in the morning, it's depends what it is. You can make the triple H King of Krangs crazy. That's how um Sim Bodhi makes his LGN like his customs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:22

No, they're cool as fuck. It's awesome. Awesome.

unknown 48:25

Cool.

SPEAKER_01 48:25

All right. Oh, yeah. Yep. Chip WWE Championship Modular 3D print life size. We'll just wait till Ryan's done shopping.

SPEAKER_03 48:32

I've made fidgets and stuff for the kids. Like we made little toys for them. How long have you had this? A month or two, I guess now. Jesus Christ. No wonder you don't have time.

SPEAKER_05 48:42

Wrestler and coasters. Really? I have uh hang on now. This was three. Whatever. Anyway.

unknown 48:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 48:55

This was 3D printed.

SPEAKER_03 48:57

Yeah, I could probably do something like that if it's on there.

SPEAKER_05 48:59

Giant Hulk Hogan Lego man.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

Yeah. Definitely. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

We're a little off track here, folks. We're just it's cool.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

It's super cool.

SPEAKER_05 49:11

I want I want the man to go with this. All right, Ryan. Close your fucking web thing.

SPEAKER_01 49:17

They have a Homer's Hulk Hogan Homer Simpson.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

That doesn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_05 49:24

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SPEAKER_01 49:31

Type in Hulk and it comes right up.

SPEAKER_05 49:34

We just watched a documentary on Netflix last night called The Worst X, where ex boyfriend girlfriends murder people. Anyway, that oh, yeah, worst ex ever.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

I've seen that.

SPEAKER_05 49:43

Yeah, the Hogan Simpson one looked like the guy that was murdered his wife last week. That's what all right. Speaking of this week, speaking of murdering your wife, my top ten are the top ten reasons why couples argue. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

Speaking of murdering your wife.

SPEAKER_04 50:03

I got you're you're fucked. I've I'm fishing here for all right. Let's see if you guys uh what do you think is number one?

SPEAKER_03 50:11

Is what do you think number one? I'll never get over that transition.

SPEAKER_05 50:15

Money, money is number two, so we'll we'll go down. I I thought money would be number one too. Cheating. Cheating is actually, yeah, it might be considered. Okay, number 10. Sex. Okay, couples argue about sex, so lack of too much. I don't know, ways to do it. It just says sex. I got this from a men's magazine type thing. You you order men's magazines? No, I do not, but when I'm when I do my research for this podcast, because no one else does, I found this.

SPEAKER_03 50:55

This is your segment anyway.

SPEAKER_05 50:58

Arguing about sex. All right, number nine. How to argue. I don't even know what that means. Arguing about how to argue?

SPEAKER_03 51:07

Yeah, I've I can can I can definitively say I've been there.

SPEAKER_05 51:12

Like, is that like do you argue different than yours? Like, I don't I don't argue.

SPEAKER_02 51:17

It's like I can't even argue with you because you fucking blah blah blah blah blah. Every time I try to say anything, you just fucking blah blah blah blah blah. Do you like to argue? Because I don't.

SPEAKER_05 51:28

I like no go for a I'd rather go for a walk, which then sets off another argument altogether because I'd rather put my head through a wall, right? Yep. I like arguing with guys though. No, I don't want to argue with them. All right, number eight. You argue about your health. So, like you're a lazy piece of shit. I don't what that's not health. Well, if you're a fat lazy piece of shit, how about that?

SPEAKER_03 51:59

That's different.

SPEAKER_05 52:01

What would be arguing about your health? Like, you don't brush your teeth? No, like you're eating too much junk.

SPEAKER_02 52:07

You're sick, you can't even go to the doctor.

SPEAKER_01 52:09

Well, yeah, maybe you're not eating healthy and you're hygiene, maybe I don't know. Or yeah, you don't bathe.

SPEAKER_03 52:15

That's different. That's not health. Is that considered health? That's that's more like high, yeah, hygiene. That's hygiene. Well, that's health, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 52:23

Yeah, but I don't think I don't think in this particular case, maybe would it be like uh because guys hate going to the doctor, right? So, like I had a the before I I went to finally get the lump checked that could have been cancer. Katie used to yell at me all the time, will you go get that checked? Exactly. Shut like that, yeah. All right. Uh number seven, life decisions. So, like uh drinking, smoking, what are you doing with your life? Yeah, yeah. Um, those are real things, yeah. I guess that's that's rough. Number six, lack of quality time together. Yeah, do you fight about that? No, like why you spend too much time playing with that plane, spend some time with me.

SPEAKER_02 53:17

Put down the fucking helicopter, play with me.

SPEAKER_05 53:27

Uh no, I've been in relationships before where my girlfriend at the time was like jealous if I went up with the guys or something like that, but not now. No, but like you spend too much time with the guys. Shut up. No, she did it first, but now she's like, I don't fucking care what you do. Um number five, family relationship. So, like, if you don't like someone's mother-in-law, I guess, or sister or brother. Yep, yeah, it's real. I don't like your uncle Leo. He's for the record.

SPEAKER_03 54:12

None of this is my current relationship. Current relationship's great, beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 54:16

I have no complaints about mine either.

SPEAKER_03 54:18

So this, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:19

Let's bring the girlfriends on.

SPEAKER_05 54:21

Let me ask the girlfriends, yeah. Please, yeah. Number four couples argue about household chores.

SPEAKER_01 54:29

Sure, yeah, they're not doing too much, or you know, someone does more than someone else. I can see that.

SPEAKER_05 54:35

Well, see, uh, with me, uh with Katie, when she cleans, I have to leave because she's just like a cleaning Nazi. We always get in the fight because once once she emptied that garbage can, you cannot put anything in it for the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_01 54:53

Do you just leave it with pockets full of garbage? I do.

SPEAKER_05 54:56

I was like, I'm going to my office for the day. Um I'll be back. Let me know when you're done. Uh, number three, communication styles. Yeah. Makes sense to me. So personally, again, I'll only go by what I know. Katie likes to like hash it out right now. And I don't. I like I need some space. You need some time to stew. I need to cool down. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 55:25

Some people, some people just argue off the bat, some people are defensive. It's tough to talk to some people.

SPEAKER_06 55:32

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:32

Yeah. Number two, money. Yeah. I've been there before, not now, but I have especially when I was younger. Oh, yeah. It was always about money. Yep. I think, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh wow. Uh, I don't know how couples that share a bank account. I don't, I don't, I don't know how those people fucking live.

SPEAKER_03 55:56

I've done it. It wasn't a good idea.

SPEAKER_05 55:59

No, no. And number one, tone of voice.

SPEAKER_01 56:06

You got some tone.

SPEAKER_03 56:07

Why are you fucking yelling at me? Why'd you say it like that?

SPEAKER_01 56:10

That's how I talk.

SPEAKER_03 56:11

Yeah, why'd you say it wow? What did you mean by that?

SPEAKER_05 56:14

Yeah, what did you sound like you're being a dick? You know what's worse when people read tone in text messages and Facebook messenger? Yeah, like I don't like your tone. Yeah, like, are you angry? No. Well, you sound it. I was like, I wrote to you. How do I sound?

SPEAKER_03 56:36

How many exclamation points did I use? Yeah, or there's K. Okay. K. Okay. No, it's called efficiency.

SPEAKER_05 56:46

Well, that's it. That was my top 10. Good top 10, boys. I I'm we really don't fight. Isn't that weird? We used to, but now we're so we've been together for 10 years. We just know each other's yeah, you you figured it out.

SPEAKER_01 57:04

See, you figured it out.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

You figured it out. If there's alcohol involved, that might be different. Lucky for me, I don't do that anymore. Only on special occasions. Like vacation.

SPEAKER_05 57:20

Like your birthday in three years.

SPEAKER_03 57:22

I'm not drinking on my birthday. In three years, what at 40? Maybe I'll have maybe I'll have a maratini.

SPEAKER_05 57:28

At the roast. At the roast.

SPEAKER_03 57:31

No. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 57:35

Uh shows or anything coming up.

SPEAKER_05 57:40

I have um UCW on May the 30th. It's almost sold out.

SPEAKER_01 57:47

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 57:48

Wrestling's hot right now.

unknown 57:50

It's nice.

SPEAKER_05 57:51

Locally, you mean?

SPEAKER_03 57:52

Huh? Locally, you mean?

SPEAKER_05 57:54

Yeah, local wrestling.

SPEAKER_03 57:55

It's doing good.

SPEAKER_05 57:56

Yeah. For the most part, yeah, 90% of the time. All the all the companies like you um ECPW drew like 600. Nice. Um Harold show sold out in fucking four minutes.

SPEAKER_01 58:07

Yeah, wrestling had about 250 down in Berwick, which is good.

SPEAKER_05 58:11

They well, they said that, but then I saw a photo and I'm like, well, that's that's a promoter math, I think.

SPEAKER_03 58:17

But at the same time, that's an underserved market, so it makes sense. The valley, the so the South Shore.

SPEAKER_01 58:23

Yeah, it's it's an untapped market, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

Not a lot of guys, like once a year, right?

SPEAKER_01 58:29

Yeah, I just I'm doing a show with them in June. Um, she just talked to me today about it, so that's good. I got that coming up. I got uh new breeding end of May, May 30th. Um and then I don't know what else is coming up right now. We're going to we're going away this weekend. We're going to tirana. Oh, what do you need? Oh, right. The concert, right? We're going to see Electric Cowboy.

SPEAKER_03 58:55

Oh, okay, sweet.

SPEAKER_01 58:57

Oh, dude, so good.

SPEAKER_03 58:58

We're going in August for the Foo Fighters in Queens of the Stone Age. We're going to see Default. With Joe.

SPEAKER_05 59:10

I haven't bought them yet because I, you know, me, I'm cheap. I'm like, they won't sell out.

SPEAKER_03 59:13

Don't worry, there will be plenty left.

unknown 59:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:18

Outdoor concerts just go stand outside the like the gate.

SPEAKER_03 59:21

I did that for Paul McCartney. It was awesome.

SPEAKER_01 59:23

So we go next to each other.

SPEAKER_05 59:27

We went down the night before and and buried a bottle of vodka in the ground.

SPEAKER_03 59:31

So nice.

SPEAKER_05 59:35

I didn't do that. Yeah, I just took joints. We also did that for the Rolling Stones. We stood outside.

SPEAKER_03 59:41

I was at that show. I was there for that. Oh, were you? Okay. I was I was inside for that, and I was inside for kiss. Kissing. Me too. It poured rain. It did. Sweet though. That was a great thing.

SPEAKER_01 59:49

I remember that.

unknown 59:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:53

I'm sad we don't get to go to a Jays game. They're they literally play the day before we go up and then it's at the Coca-Cola Coliseum.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:03

Okay. Never.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:05

In Toronto? In Toronto. It's um wherever the Marleys play.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:11

Right next to the soccer field? Down there on the water.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:14

I don't know the city well enough.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:16

The band's not popular, right? Or is it? Like to be in a big stadium.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:21

No, not that. Like a not like to play um.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:24

They're like mainstream.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

No. They're getting there. They're like, you see their European shows, it's fucking crazy. And festivals, like yeah. It's a market. I guess that's the market over there. I guess they're gonna try to get you to listen to them, and you're just like, nope. And as soon as you heard the techno beats, you're like, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:42

Yeah, it's just not my thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:43

It's so good though, it's so catchy. And all their music videos are just like funny, and like they dress up in costumes. Like, I I bought a costume, like we're dressing up. I bought a I bought a tracksuit from Timu, actually.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:57

Me and the whole family got tracksuits, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:59

I saw that picture.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:00

That was a great sweet, right? Yeah, and we all got shades to match.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:05

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:06

And what was that for? Just we order them to have them for summer for a photo shoot, and we just put them on for Easter.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:12

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:12

Yeah, that's sick. It's yeah, we might take the we're all going on a fucking cruise this winter. Oh, right. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah, we're going. Same as last time. Cool. Down to Dominican. I think this one that has a couple different stops, but we're taking the kids this time.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:33

But we're also taking the grandparents. You don't drink now, legit.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:39

Oh, I drank last time on the cruise, but I fucking I drank a bunch because we got free drinks at the casino on the boat.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:46

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:47

Yeah, it's a good deal.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:49

Alrighty. Well, let's let's end this podcast for today. We've we reached the hour.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:54

We thank Jesus. Um my back hurts.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:59

Yeah, I need taxes in the back of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:01

I gotta go watch Raw. Why? Why do you gotta do that? I don't know. That sucks. Sorry, I feel bad for you.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:09

Uh yeah, so uh we went over our shows and stuff. Uh so that's it.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:14

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SPEAKER_03 1:02:47

Legends. Don't you ever fucking say that in my name again? Uh you're a legend. You're a legend. No, I'm not all right.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:55

All right, let's get out of here. All right, everybody. We'll see you guys uh next time.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:00

Bye.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:01

Bye.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:02

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