ARSE'N AROUND - EPISODE 11: Screw Wrestling, Let's Talk Rice!!

The boys are back and are discussing how they are going to take over Big Brother Canada, The Leo Burke Cup, eating on a deserted island, and Ryan's new wrestling repertoire!  All that and MORE!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Bullshit is pressing start. Oh, how come my fucking video didn't start? I don't know. Well, hang on.

SPEAKER_00 0:14

Hey, you are somewhere there. Oh man, oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 0:52

You need to leave the stuff before that video. Do I? Okay. Yes. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Arson Around. I'm Damian Spades. With me always is the Greaser. And because it's his shit, David Boyce.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

What's up, fellas? What's up? Nothing. I just watching that video, I just noticed that me and Joey look completely different. Ryan, that could be you now. You look like hasn't changed a fucking little bit. All right.

SPEAKER_06 1:26

It's the new future next box.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

In the last 10 years. Yeah. You got the same clothes on.

SPEAKER_06 1:31

Gained 10 pounds. That's it.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

What do you think about leaving our our uh video boxes like this instead of the fucking you know what we normally do, which is that too is that too close or I don't give a fuck what you do. Okay. Let's be different today. We'll do it like this. Okay, fun. I don't give a fuck what's fun. I don't give a fuck what you do.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

Quite frankly.

SPEAKER_03 1:55

Probably white though. So I think I need a new background.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Oh yeah, so you got Hulk Hogan back there now with the red.

SPEAKER_03 2:01

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Fuck Hogan's over here hanging out with me because I had to uh close my office door and he fell on the floor, and I was too lazy to try to prop him back, so I threw him over there.

SPEAKER_06 2:11

Well, let me tell you something, brother. I don't mind being on Dave's floor.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

How's everybody doing? I usually have a light up here, but I didn't charge it today, so it's yeah, you're fucking you're not prepared at all. Apparently not. I thought I was far more prepared. It's because I just stuffed a burger and sweet potato fries in my face before I started.

SPEAKER_06 2:32

I'm prepared. I got a drink and I'm just chilling.

SPEAKER_03 2:34

I get a drink with my new beer cozy. Look what Katie gave me. That's awesome. She says for the weekends when I'm at the cottage and she's not there. I have to drink it out of this so I can always look at her face.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

Makes sense to me.

SPEAKER_03 2:49

That's fine. Uh, what's new and exciting, everybody? Happy uh belated father's day, right? Thank you. Yeah, Father's Day. The fathers who keep the family together, the glue, you know. The glue, yeah, that's what they say.

SPEAKER_06 3:04

The stepfather's cat or cat dads, I guess. Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_03 3:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a stepdad. I wish him happy father's day every year. Absolutely. Stepdads are actually, you know, when the real fathers are assholes in around the picture, it's the stepdads that step in, take over. So are they, you know, to a degree, they're even more important than real fathers. You heard it here first. So fuck the real fathers.

SPEAKER_04 3:29

Happy stepfather day, everybody. If you're a real dad, you're a piece of shit. Hey, wait a minute. I'm a real dad. Anybody can blow a load.

SPEAKER_06 3:42

Well, there you go. Well, everybody.

SPEAKER_03 3:51

It's true. Uh what's new, everybody? Well, what it's been a couple weeks, has it? Three weeks, maybe since it was in Toronto.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

So yeah, it was what the first week of the month, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:04

Yeah, fucking old sores sniff catching up on me now.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Magim.

SPEAKER_06 4:10

Fuck. Magic feel pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Yeah, stop taking bumps like a dickhead.

SPEAKER_06 4:15

It's not even that, man. That was fine. It's fucking golfing. He walked today. He walked. No, fuck no. He walked for four hours. We got drunk in a cart and played 18 holes.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Yeah, sounds about right.

SPEAKER_06 4:29

Fuck. No, man, playing softball. I'm telling you. Oh nine years ago, I played, and then I was like, hey, two weeks, three weeks ago. I was like, let's give her a go. Fucking pulled my hamstring on the first night, two weeks later, kind of re-injured a little, and now I'm just I'm a walk in my fucking ankle sore, my hands store. My I pulled this, I fell out of the golf cart earlier. Sounds like you're an old piece of shit to me. Pretty much, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:56

What position do you play? In soft, is there positions in softball? I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 5:00

First base because you're first base. Yes, because the first week I played outfield, like I used to play, and that's when I twisted and my hamstring collapsed.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:10

Don't try to play outfield, you're too fat for that.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

Very much so. It's softball, anyway. Are there even fucking balls going out the outfield?

SPEAKER_06 5:18

Don't think there's these guys that like just all they do is hit home runs because that's what they think they have to do. There's like it's a mixed team, and there's like tiny little girls on there, like hitting the ball, and like you know, it's another. And then these guys come up and they're fucking serious and doing all this shit. And there was one guy, I swear to god, man. He was holding the bat straight at the pitcher and like doing this on his leg, and then as soon as the ball came, he grabbed the bat and just tried to crush it every time. I'm like, dude, we're playing in a beer league on the fucking comments at like 8 30 at night.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

Yeah, but you calm down. Isn't your goal to get home runs? So, what is to have fun, Dave? In other words, Ryan's never hit a home run, so drink beer. No one else should.

SPEAKER_06 6:05

In the park home run, I've got, but you know, you haven't, you don't run that fast.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

I used to, I used to.

SPEAKER_06 6:12

Now I don't run.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

That's why he plays first base because it's the closest base to when he has to go out to I've seen you run the ropes.

SPEAKER_06 6:18

Exactly. Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:21

Have you done any um like double out plays? Like something like double out plays, you know, like fucking they catch and throw it to Ryan, and he gets to fucking yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:30

I'm very familiar with the rules of baseball. Like sports center moments for Ryan Durf. The double play, yeah. Whatever. Fuck it. I don't fucking look like a baseball player. A double out play, a double out. Yeah, got when there's double out plays, but the fuck's it called?

SPEAKER_06 6:46

I don't watch baseball, it's boring. Uh come to a game, boys. Just live commentary on the game.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

Oh, yeah, we should broadcast podcast live from Ryan's softball game.

SPEAKER_03 6:57

We're here live. There's Ryan Durfer once again walking to first base. He hit the ball, he's still walking.

SPEAKER_06 7:07

Carried from the outfield back into the home play.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

Dog that what's it called? Uh again, sorry for my ignorance for baseball. What's it called? Uh, when you hit but you have someone else designated to run for you. Is it designated runner?

SPEAKER_01 7:20

Okay, pinch runner.

SPEAKER_03 7:21

Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

You still have to run a first base, though.

SPEAKER_06 7:24

Yeah, oh, and then after that, first base, you can have someone run for you. Yeah, it's usually the guy that was out last.

SPEAKER_03 7:31

You run the first, and then Joey will run from first to second for you. I can't run. Joey can't run either.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

I've never claimed that I can run, that's not what I'm doing here. I can't make it fun of me. Yeah, exactly. And he's not wrong, he's actually spitting the truth. Yes, yeah, that's that's why I only speak the truth.

SPEAKER_03 7:48

We were we were at a ECPW show, and and because uh Chizenko chased me around the ring, but he wouldn't stop. And after about four runs around the ring, I was fucking dying. And I finally got up to the ring announcer and I grabbed this hammer and I turned around and said, Will you fucking stop? I can't run that much.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

I'm in my 50s, I ain't fucking running four times around the ring.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

It is non-stop. I was like, When's he gonna stop?

SPEAKER_06 8:13

That's like a new breed this past weekend. We had the rumble, and I was I was number one, and Ricky Mortis was number two. Ricky's a fucking great talent, by the way. Anyway, we we start doing a chase around, but Andre's got like an 18 by 18 ring. I'm just like, oh fuck, and then I was like, I tried to be funny, but sliding in the ring and then rolling across. I was so fucking dizzy when I got to the other side and out of my doing that again. And then I just got back in the ring. I'm like, nope, you come get me, it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 8:41

Have you ever have you ever wrestled for that the the new uh RAW down like no their ring is 22 feet? That's a boxing ring. Can you imagine running the ropes?

SPEAKER_04 8:53

It's got there's no wrestling rings over 20 feet. It's made as as a wrestling ring, but well, it might have been converted.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

Yeah, 22. That's that's too big. That's too big.

SPEAKER_06 9:03

That's way too big.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

I ain't running 22 feet to hit the ropes.

SPEAKER_06 9:10

It's funny.

SPEAKER_01 9:10

My match will have zero high spots in that zero. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_06 9:16

I did something though, the last not this past show, but the the show last month. I did the I've always done it before, like when I was younger, like in practice, but I never did it in a match. The front handspring off the rope, and then you come back with the flying elbow. I finally did one, and it was fucking I didn't fuck it up. It was so proud of it.

SPEAKER_01 9:36

Like the Tajiri handspring, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:40

And it's uh it's a Ricky Mortis actually. We were working uh tag match, and I was like, Oh, I'm gonna do I'm gonna duck one, then Lucha passed me, and I'm gonna do the handspring fucking gimmick off the rope and do the elbow, and he fucking took it.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

And he thought, yeah, right. Yeah, holy shit.

SPEAKER_06 9:56

Evelyn saw that holy shit, I can't believe you could do that.

SPEAKER_03 9:58

Emily texting all his friends, he's texting all his friends, get your get your cameras ready for this fucking botch. So it was good. Watch this fat fuck.

SPEAKER_06 10:09

Emily Parker was like, I can't believe you fucking did that. It was so good. And then I went into her work the like the next week, and she had told all her employees, like, Oh, you're gonna do some hand springs on us? I'm like, uh no, no, I'm not.

SPEAKER_05 10:22

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

That's crazy. Move move the furniture in the hotel room right now. Let's see it. Let's see. I can't.

SPEAKER_06 10:27

So I can't because I pulled my hands. I tried, I was like, Rumble. I was like, Oh, I'll do it in the rumble, we'll do the spot again. And I went to do it, and then as soon as I fucking kicked up, my leg was like, Nope. And I'm like, Okay, that's not happening. So, what happened? Did you just like crumble to the ground? I just kind of fell over it.

SPEAKER_03 10:44

I was like, Yeah, you went to the well one too.

SPEAKER_06 10:48

I just kind of fell over one too many times. Yep. I've done the back hand spring elbow and the moonsault. I'm pretty much done. Oh my god, I can retire. You're you're a fucking young buck. You are that's funny. I'm 45 in fucking September, but I'm not fucking young. No, no, you're not. No, I'm fucking old fat.

SPEAKER_03 11:09

Did I tell you guys that I sold our original podcast table?

SPEAKER_01 11:14

I saw that. You know what's hilarious about that is my uh is I saw it when you posted it on the marketplace or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then I got a message like three or four days later from my my future mother-in-law like, look, a podcast table for sale. I was like, Oh, I I know who that is. I've sat up that table, I don't need that.

SPEAKER_03 11:36

The guy that bought it said he's gonna start a podcast about fishing. Oh, right. Is that Tony Thorpe?

SPEAKER_06 11:43

What is he a fisherman? I don't know, is likes to buy all his fucking wrestling stuff and make fun of us. Oh, I don't give a fuck anymore.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

Shout out to Tony Thorpe.

SPEAKER_06 11:56

I'm I'm honestly this close to fucking just exploding on oh my god, here we go.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

I hate maritime wrestling. I said one some of our group chats should be podcasts because I'm in one group chat. Oh my god, we'd be canceled the way we fucking talk about maritime wrestling.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

Yes, I think it's just wrestling in general. I can't stand it. True, true. Um, anybody watching the World Cup?

SPEAKER_01 12:23

No, no, what's that?

SPEAKER_05 12:26

Okay, you mean the soccer games?

SPEAKER_03 12:30

Yeah, oh he likes the football. Have you have you watched soccer play? Some of the greatest things ever when a soccer player gets kicked in the ankle and then they act like they got shot in the fucking knee, and they're like just crumble and screaming. Then they show the replay, and there's nowhere near where they got hit.

SPEAKER_00 12:48

It's like yeah, yeah, oh my god, it's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

Yeah, they're good workers, I'll tell you that. Oh, yeah, they can sell.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

How's your music?

SPEAKER_04 13:01

How's your music career going, Joey? My career.

SPEAKER_06 13:04

Yeah, uh, pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 13:06

Uh, we just recorded our album over the weekend. Uh so that was a lot of fun. We did it live off the floor. Like we did our last album kind of like you know, traditionally, in the sense where you track it track by track. Like do the drums and then do the guitars, you know. Okay, but we did it a lot other than the drums. I recorded the drums acoustically with mics and stuff, but we did all the guitars just with like modeling and stuff like that. So while it did sound like us, it missed a lot of the elements of what we are as a band, which is just loud and fucking we make noise in small rooms. It's just got we have like a wall of sound that you can't get when we're recording that way. So we recorded it live in this uh like down in our jam space in Fairview. Okay, in this big echoey room that sounds fucking sweet. And it actually uh it sounds a lot like us now. We just have to overdub the vocals, and it's gonna be uh done, hopefully out in the next few months.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

Who does who does your editing? Do you have someone else?

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Or is it yeah, we have we have well depends. The last album was my buddy Mike, who did all of our uh well, he did all the recording and like the tracking for us. And then a buddy of uh buddy of Dan's Dan plays guitar and does vocals in the band. A buddy of his did like a The Master on it after the fact. Right. Um But this one we have a buddy named Julian Hansen who runs Xerox Studios or Xerox Records, and what's he called his studio? I can't remember, it's a new studio for him, but he's he's he's talented, he's good at what he does. I actually recorded a song with him 15 at least 15 years ago. Oh maybe more when he was in recording school. Like I remember it was like 2011, maybe, maybe 2012, 2011, 2012. And my band was just contacted randomly by these kids who were in the recording program that wanted to record us. And it was Julian, and then it turns out here what it is, 15 fucking years later, he's recording my band. That's great. Yeah, and he he does a good job. He knows the band really well, he knows all the guys in the band, he knows our songs, he knows our style, so he's the right guy to do it. And he's and he has the gear to do it that way, you know, with without having to go all out in a fucking studio with snakes running all over the fucking place. Yeah, yeah. He had he had the means to do it the way we wanted, and he was the perfect guy for the job, so he's the guy, Julian.

SPEAKER_03 15:35

How many sound studios are there like available to people in Halifax? Because more than you think. There's a lot of private ones, they're like they're expensive to rent, right?

SPEAKER_01 15:46

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, because usually you're also paying for the engineer, right?

SPEAKER_03 15:50

Um, the reason I ask, um, my one of my good friends, his daughter growing, I knew her since she was a baby. She went to uh community college and got her, or she went to university and got her music degree or whatever degree, and she just built a fucking studio, yeah. And oh my god, it's impressive. Yeah, there's it's just her right now making her own shit, but that's right.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

I know a I know a handful of people who have like home studios that are impressive enough, like it's just something that they like to do and they record at home, and you know, but for a big like a big gear fucking isolated studio with a control room, there's only a handful here, there's not many, yeah. But there's been some big shit recorded in a lot of them, like it it it's it's a there's a rich history of music in Halifax.

SPEAKER_06 16:38

Uh Joey, we're getting a lot of feedback in this. Can you come uh do this one more time?

SPEAKER_01 16:43

Yeah, fuck you.

SPEAKER_06 16:45

I'm not Barton in the microphone, I'm not an engineer.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Uh and I just play drums, and I'm sure musicians are like fucking hate like AI as much as everyone else. Oh, yeah, like not so much. Well, artists, I I I really fucking hate AI. AI.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

Yeah. Um, and even in the music scene, like when when somebody puts out a poster for their show and it's clearly AI, everybody gets upset because there's a lot of artists, like Dan from our band draws all of our posters. That's awesome. He's a really good artist and he draws everything. He he drew our logo, like it's you know, it's the artist. Is it a show coming up or what? Uh yeah, actually, uh July 3rd. We're playing at the hub, which is the indoor skate park in Burnside.

SPEAKER_06 17:30

Oh, yeah, I didn't know that was a thing.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

So wrestling used to be there. Oh, really? Yeah, they used to have wrestling there. Oh no, not the hub, like the bar, the indoor skate park. That's pretty new, isn't it? No, I don't believe.

SPEAKER_03 17:42

Oh, okay. I believe they used to have wrestling there years ago.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

Okay, yeah, it's uh it's a fundraiser, they do it every year. Havoc. They I'm not sure exactly what the fundraiser's for. You'd I do play drums next uh Friday night, the third.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

Ooh, Katie on the list.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

I might come to come down. Yeah, it's fun. Those shows are a ton of fun, like because you we play up on one of the like the the flat banks, and there's a half pipe to this side. There's people skating during the sets, like it's it's super cool. There, and it's actually myself on. Sweet, yeah, perfectly. Yeah, bring yourself a skateboard and follow down.

SPEAKER_06 18:16

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Well, he can do fucking backflips, fucking you know, handstands against the ropes. He could probably do that, he could do that on a skateboard. Yeah, drop in like Tony Hawk.

SPEAKER_06 18:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

Imagine like Tom Green building his own fucking half pipe. I have something I want to pitch to the two of you. All right, all right, just say yes now. Yes, hear me out. Oh god, Big Brother Canada is coming back. Yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah. Let's all go in it, but pretend we don't know each other and then fucking run through that motherfucker until one person does a fucking Google search on their fucking research.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

All of us play together and pitch this idea to them. Be like, yes, well, all three of us will go in and pretend we're strangers, pretend we're strange. We fucking hate.

SPEAKER_05 19:08

Right? Let's do it.

SPEAKER_06 19:09

I don't know who that guy is. Who's that guy? And why are we even in here right now?

SPEAKER_03 19:14

And the people in the house can't Google us, Ryan, because they're already secluded and no, the people that cast okay.

SPEAKER_06 19:19

I see what you mean.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

Yeah, not once they're in the house, they can't fucking right, man. Not enough people are gonna know this fucking podcast, they won't know who we are.

SPEAKER_06 19:26

People who watch our podcast probably wouldn't even recognize us. Who the fuck are these three guys on this show? Take turns being uh hoh each week.

SPEAKER_01 19:34

Oh my god, we would just who's the old dude and the two fat guys.

SPEAKER_05 19:40

Why are they getting along?

SPEAKER_06 19:42

They must have really good chemistry.

SPEAKER_05 19:44

Why do they all talk about wrestling all the time? And then we're final three, yeah, and then and then we vote out Ryan.

SPEAKER_03 19:50

Oh, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 19:54

I don't think so. I win that fucking unity idols bullshit. Vito.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

I win the veto and kick your last competition is uh handstands against ropes, and we're fucked, Joey.

SPEAKER_06 20:04

Yeah, I fucking win.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

We should we'll stage a fight in the middle of the fucking season. Oh, it'll be fun, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:13

And then get together in a room. Who are who the fuck do you think you are? Who in the fuck? I'll paint I'll paint your fence, buddy. I'll paint your fence.

SPEAKER_01 20:22

I don't come to your house and slam your fucking cupboards. I got a big bag for you. One, two, my treat.

SPEAKER_03 20:30

I'm I'm applying. I've I apply every year, but then they they canceled it two years ago. But yeah, um Crave just picked it up, so it used to be global.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

So yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:40

I mean, you had that the that one year where you made it pretty far, but like the first year, other than that, like I believe they just announced all the fucking um Amazing Race Canada. Like, I think there's one group from like Labrador, but other than that, like the East isn't represented really.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

No one knows we exist. They have Maestro Fresh West on it this year. Yeah, I saw that. Who's that?

SPEAKER_06 21:03

Yeah, let's your backbone slide, bud.

SPEAKER_05 21:09

I even know that, Joey. Come on, yeah. Sorry. Are we not hip enough for you, Joey? I'm hip.

SPEAKER_06 21:16

I'm with it. Which he confirmed another fourth one. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

Awesome powers four.

SPEAKER_06 21:26

Really? Do we need fourth one?

SPEAKER_05 21:28

Yes, we do. Yes, we do. I hate it 20 years.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

Fat Bastard ruined the movie. No, he's the best.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

Oh, he's so funny. Oh, give me a baby. So hey, white a man. He kind of look like a baby.

SPEAKER_05 21:52

He's so funny.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

It's so good.

SPEAKER_05 21:55

Mike Myers is a goddamn genius. There's some uh sequels we just don't need like.

SPEAKER_06 22:00

uh and that's not one of them we need this we need off camera i like i like those movies i just don't like fat bastard so that'd be like star wars come up with another jar jar binx like movie me suck a suicide right there's some characters that just ruin the whole movie sure no sure i don't agree with with with uh fat bastard not even a little bit uh he's too funny he's hilarious i disagree uh shit uh should we talk about some wrestling i'm gonna i'm gonna admit i don't even watch it anymore i don't know what's happening i'm not i literally don't even know it doesn't sound like much at all it's gonna be hard to do recaps when none of us watch it anymore you know where i get my updates from new scott's page there you go if he's watching if he's posting what's happening on rock smack that or whatever it's like oh okay and then that's it yeah no i see his in like in real time if like if it's like as it's happening like that sort of stuff i see a lot of his shit but then i just listen to cornet to find out the other stuff yeah and cornette doesn't even watch a w anymore which was the highlight of his podcast he watches it sometimes he watches a little bit yeah a little bit now i i don't agree that that's the highlight of his podcast i think he's doing just fine oh no but i really enjoy him talking about aw dynamite yeah yeah um yeah i don't i haven't watched wwe and i don't even turn it on anymore like i used to have it on the background but i you could hold a fucking knife to my neck and ask me what the storylines were right now i have no idea there's nothing that you have to see they're they're recapping or they're redoing the whole fucking uh bloodline bloodline yeah but with without solo with Jacob instead here we go yeah and like um I just saw a clip I'm a really big Ethan Page fan but they have him doing the anti-luchador storyline which Chad Gable just did for a year uh okay so unless they're building up for him to have a match against Chad Gable that makes sense I don't know he's just having run-ins with Ray Mysterio and yeah so he's he's shitting on all the luchadors now gable well no because isn't he going around apologizing to people for how he acted yeah that's that's the sort of shit I'm seeing so I saw that he's doing that so that makes sense he's going around apologizing to all the luchadors while at the same time Ethan Page is talking shit on the luchadors they're gonna meet okay yeah makes sense to me if they don't do that then whatever they're doing's fucking retarded the storyline um with Danhausen right now where he's got the Miz and Kip Wilson like fucking brainwashed to say their old catchphrases so the Danhausen segments are by far the highlight of the show yeah did you see the one on was it SmackDown where's um was it uh Matt Cardona came in to like these two guys came into like I can't I don't even know who those guys are to try to like get money or something from Danhausen he's like they were threatening and then Matt Cardona came in and was just like get out of here or whatever and then the Miz and Kip Wilson are just sitting there like with all this shit hooked up on them there Miz is just saying all his old catchphrases and then uh Matt Cardona touches the Miz and like sparks go off and then he's just like and then Dan Helsin's like are you okay and he just goes you know it and then he just leaves and then he's like oh my god is Zach Ryder is Zach Ryder back and I'm just like oh fuck here we go they just did it with uh JD too um he just got electrocuted did he yeah it's so dumb but it's at least all over again yeah yeah yeah um it's crazy just before Danhausen sign I tried to book him for my Dow show last year and he told me his PO and I was like oh all right we'll see if I can swing it and stuff and then I just never bothered booking him but fuck I should have fucking booked him should have yeah it's okay if you'll do three to five years and you can book him then yeah fuck selling merch guy once you're back yeah fuck that yeah he'll be back in two years yeah I know I give it six months dude you have too nice of a ring to just give that up that ring is gonna be for sale on July and the when's my last show with it July 17th or the 18th how much Facebook marketplace we'll we'll talk for Facebook marketplace take it in the fucking uh gold and silver pond i have and I'll make payments five people that won it already so I'd imagine I think it's a good it's a really good ring man yeah we we're talking about fucking opening up like a not a school but just a place up guys can go train and stuff and uh I'd throw it there but it just kind of fell through and I'm like if I have it it's gonna be a temptation so I'm just fucking get rid of it fucking all the lights the speakers the microphones everything I own you have to get rid of all the Hulk Hogan stuff then no I mean it's gonna remind you of wrestling right and you're gonna get the itch how much do you want for the speakers I mean if I have a ring that's different in a few we got a sale going down here.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

How much do you want for the speakers?

SPEAKER_06 27:32

Oh god I don't know I have to look to see how much I pay for them and the value you know I don't know my needle how much do you want for the ring no comment a lot the cost of metal now 50 bucks 50 bucks is 50 bucks it's true well speaking of your wrestling ring let's talk about what happened in your wrestling ring this past weekend oh you want to talk about the Leo Burke show yeah let's we know we don't have Jimmy Jimmy to talk about so why not well it'll just be me fucking talking yeah because we weren't there but then like we could talk about our I don't know whatever well how did the show go did it go good all right let's talk about the Leo Burke had a really good Dave had a memorial show if you weren't uh aware for a great one of the greatest canadian wrestlers of all time the legendary Leo Burke arguably the greatest canadian wrestler of all time yeah he was such a good man when I I met him geez when was that absolutely it was it was awesome like my mom loved Leo Burke growing up she and like when I got the my picture with him she's like she loved it and then she even I was over at the house on Sunday and she's like did you see your friend Dave put on a show with all these Leo Burke stuff and I'm like yes I know and she's like oh this it looks so wonderful and it's like yes it was a good show mom yeah fucking bitch didn't buy a ticket I know whoa Leo Leo was part of the first match of my very first tour how so he well it was me and Nick Diggs against Bushwhacker Luke and Mark Maverick with Leo Burke in their corner how did that come about was there a storyline no it was UCW it was the first show a summer explosion it was in like Summerside PEI um it was supposed to be Bushwhacker and maritime menace but literally 10 minutes before we went out Chuck decided I don't want to do this because Bushwackers has too many spots so he just threw mark in the match with like 10 minutes notice the match did not go over well it was fucking it was mine and next first like not our first match but it was our first match with Bushwhacker Luke.

SPEAKER_01 29:49

Yeah yeah on our first tour our first show away from town and fucking that was probably like all those years I wrestled oh my god and bushwhacker calls calls a million spots the finish is supposed to be a thing where Nick gets on the top rope to go jump on whoever and Leo Burke and Leo Burke was supposed to push him off but we get to the finish and I'm outside with Bushwhackers because that's where I'm supposed to be outside I'm in the headlock because he's gonna do the battery ram or something on something and and fucking Nick's in the ring with Mark just kind of fucking doing nothing like just punching him because he has no idea what to do. And Bushwhackers outside yelling at him to the rope mate to the rope mate and Nick can't hear him because it's loud as fuck in there.

SPEAKER_03 30:40

Because we're in like a hockey arena in PEI and the bushwhacker and fucking Leo Berker out there so people are screaming to the rope mate and then he just goes for fuck's sakes and he punches me in the face throws me down goes in the ring and just beats Nick so we didn't even get to do the finish with Leo and then we went out back and he fucking yelled at me and Nick for 15 minutes easy yeah about how fucked that was and how bad we were and then as he's yelling at me I look over and Chavo Guerrero's standing there with his arms crossed with the biggest fucking smile on his face oh yeah just laughing at everything he's saying because he's saying some vulgar shit you know how Luke is oh yeah I've been chewed up by him oh yeah so he's saying some vulgar shit and then afterwards Luke walks off and then Chavo looks at me and Nikki goes come here guys and he sits us down he's like it wasn't that bad is this like your first tour we're like yeah he's like okay and then he just talks us through everything that was wrong and gave us a ton of awesome advice so Leo was in your corner no he was in bushwhackers corner I was gonna say yeah yeah yeah well you at least I'm I must have did good then when the one time I wrestled bushwhacker Luke he never yelled at me after fucking nothing this was before I really fucking knew how to wrestle though this was like my first year like within my first six months my memory of that is fucking him trying to buy things from people in the locker room before the show while going over our match with his fucking standing in his underwear oh yeah he's always standing with his pants he was in his he was in his underwear when he was yelling at me too oh yeah okay sir yes sir he was blaming me for the way the show was booked and I kept saying I'm not the booker I was like the general manager like the you know the pretend general manager but you like why'd you book it why'd you book it why'd you I was like at the end of it I was just agreeing with him just uh but he was fucking hot at me so that match didn't go well but that was my first time meeting Leo he was always really nice to me after that no you did a great job man for what I've seen and what I've heard from people you did a great job at the show yeah the show went off uh there was a little hitch at the beginning uh before the well before the show started the sound we had an issue with the sound with the building but we gotta uh correct it just like two minutes before the show I was having a nervous breakdown because you know I had all these video packages and the way they hooked up the speakers so if there was three speakers on the ceiling two of them didn't work so like if you're listening to like an ACDC song you just heard the music but not the fucking guy singing yeah yeah it was just the shits and I was losing my fucking mind and the guy do the sound guy already fucked off and left and uh finally some young girl who worked the front desk downstairs came up and she saw how frantic we were and she came over and I was like do you have a speaker somewhere like just a regular speaker we'll have to just so she went and got one off a little push dolly like you know when you're in junior high and the teacher brought in the TV and the PC. Yeah and we plugged it into that fucking thing and boom I was like thank god um that's awesome yeah no the show with the show was great Leo's family fucking loved it I mean I could talk about for two hours about all the stuff leading up to it and behind the scenes and all the stuff that maybe just the presentation from all the pictures that I saw like dude those ring aprons were sick the ring aprons the banners in the hallway with all the memorabilia like you fucking went all out man I wanted it to to not be a wrestling show but I also didn't want it to be a funeral I wanted to I want it to be like a a celebration so like we did like when you first walk into the the room outside of the venue we put the banners right we had six of them just kind of like so different stages of Leo's life and then when you first walked in we set up like a like a museum almost like we had old wrestling posters on the walls we had two championship belts of his we had a whole bunch of stuff that's so cool the ring aprons uh my biggest fear was uh uh the eight guys of one of them canceled on me but they in you know four days in before the show Dick Durning canceled on me I was like fuck your fucking face is on the banners um yeah but other than you know just uh lanyards you know I'm just trying to think of little things like you know yeah lanyards aren't much but you know everyone was like oh fucking lanyard cool well that's a that's a kind of like a cool memorial type show people are gonna want to remember that so those little things like that are awesome and they got a little memento to take home with them besides exactly yeah yeah like a loot bag at the end of the the party yeah we put on the old loot bags we did the programs like the old 1960s photo album programs but of like the current guys the old uh eight by tens of them inside and cool uh that's cool we had video packages in between each match like one minute video packages i i reached out to like uh at ron hutcheson how'd you get mark henry to do um so mark henry um i i heard when we went to cac one year and mark henry won his uh men's award he thanked leo burke for teaching him a few things and and then three weeks ago on busted open he was talking about something and a caller called in and said hey i'm from nova scotia i know you like leo burke they're having a leo burke cup here and mark henry was like what i wish i would have known about it sooner can you send me the information so whoever that caller was wrote me and said you know told me the story so i just tweeted to mark henry was hey mark henry if you're not doing nothing this weekend and then the next minute i got an email from his agent who gave me his email and i wrote and then me and marks are talking back and forth and mark said yeah i'll do the video so we can see the video yeah you know who got the biggest pop chi chi cruz old chi cruz and i and i kept him and mark to last kind of like uh you know building up building up building up building up and when chi chi showed up on that big screen you could hear the whole fucking play because you know he hasn't been seen for fucking 20 some years around here right yeah um but yeah no i uh eight matches six video packages and a 15 minute intermission and i squeezed it all in in a two hour and 10 minute show there you go not a fucking boy good like i just found out this the other day because you posted it hats off to fucking james tommy sir tell us tell them what happened so uh when i first put tommy on the poster people are like what why would you you know you know tommy doesn't wrestle anymore and like um anyway so tommy wrestles his match and he comes backstage and i go how you how that feel and he's like i gotta go the year i was like what the fuck he goes yeah i tore my bicep i said in the match he goes no earlier today when we lifted the ring i just didn't tell you so like we set up the ring and they forgot to put the little pieces of rubber carpet underneath the post so the floors wouldn't get scratched yeah so tommy thought he could lift the fucking ring by himself i guess and oh tommy felt a pop didn't tell anybody didn't tell me because he didn't want to ruin the show he didn't want to ruin you know went out fucking wrestled that match which was great him and Dawson James were like two fucking bulls Jesus and uh he said in the middle of the match he went to do something and he felt it pop even more so then he he said to Dawson he said I'm gonna try to body slam you and when he did he couldn't at all he goes fuck we gotta go home but they finished it you wouldn't you wouldn't know I didn't know until he told me after the after the match that he was going to the hospital like fuck what a fucking awesome guy like you know crazy props to you James Tommy Star he's a fucking cyborg that guy he's crazy and he was a heel but he got the fucking biggest pop and reaction because half his work people and church people came because I'd never seen sure so of course no matter what he did they were like yay Tommy's when we hijacked uh that show in Vegas where fucking um Charlie was on it he was supposed to be the heel yeah and we and we fucking we just cheered him and shit so they had to switch mid-match these are two very different situations when you think of though Charlie was booked as a heel but you guys were dicks and ruined the show right right Tommy was booked as a heel but you should have as the booker known that he was gonna get cheered I know me as a booker didn't know he was bringing fucking 25 people from his church yeah bullshit who thought you knew that how wild for them to see James act like an asshole like it must just blew their mind right uh that's James oh my goodness yeah it was what did he say side note that I'm old I just had to take thumbs because I'm dying and it's funny because uh Peter Smith after the show I went back to their hotel after we unloaded everything it was like one in the morning and he fucking sang his praises he was like James was like one of the only ones that really healed it up and he was so impressed by them and who said that sorry Peter Smith Brody Steel yeah yeah yeah so uh yeah hats off to Tommy Starr yeah who is now who's now going into surgery he has an MRI tomorrow I guess he finds out tomorrow. Oh fingers crossed for you bud hope everything's all right yeah that sucks yeah um but other than that uh other than the the sound stressing me out um a couple days before they uh the Ved you wrote and said uh I needed extra security because my liquor license failed or something like that so I'd hire extra security um god love wrestling fans though like my deal with the liquor is you had to sell eight hundred dollars worth or you had to pay the difference okay the liquor they they sold almost thir three thousand five hundred dollars in liquor yeah yeah I think yeah they did yeah two grand was just my hues and Peter I'm sure yeah yeah 100 people buying them for them that's hilarious no the the Leo's family fucking loved it and that's all I was nervous about was that you know because his son flew in from Calgary like it's insane yeah that's that's good but uh yeah no I everyone was happy so good that's awesome and I'm glad you had a great show for a good cause and I mean I get a million more stories about it but I don't want to fucking plague this whole podcast about that'll be another podcast another tomorrow no yeah for the second record we'll put we'll talk about them more yeah yeah uh but yeah yeah no uh we I had new breed on Saturday it was fucking it was it was a really good uh it was a charity show for like a mental health um charity of one of the performers um and it was a great turnout we had to put out more chairs uh tiny little venue though it was like the the Deburt Legion it was like oh I did a show there you they had signs up do not drink the water it was full of arsenic uh but you can you know you wash your hands and do dishes but you can't drink it and we're like oh great what kind of fucking venue are we in our change room was in an old quilting room uh full of sewing machines and quilts and but yeah no it was a good show over overall like um everyone did really well uh it was in a six man tag didn't have to do I love tags man I don't have to do fucking anything and then uh it was intermission and then yeah the the rumble and rumble was fun I haven't been in a rumble in forever man that's okay feed for someone yeah okay yeah yeah time to go time to go all right and then we did like a whole I did a Kofi Kingston type spot with uh Sydney Sweeney he he jumped off the ring and then onto like a announcers table and then when I got eliminated I came over and yeah you remember Kofi Kingston in the ring with Sydney Sweeney the the actress no Sid Sweeney who's that Sydney Sweeney it's a he's a wrestler from Kaisen.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

He's a Kaisen kid who told him that was a good idea to name himself that's confusing.

SPEAKER_03 43:53

Almost as confusing as you doing a Kofi Kingston spot. No I didn't do it.

SPEAKER_06 43:58

He did he jumped off The apron onto the announcer table, and then when I got eliminated, I came over to try to get him off the table, and he jumped back into the ring type thing. They had announcers like an announcer table. Well, you know, you know, like where Leo was or uh like the the bell where the bell timekeeper stable timekeeper table, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:18

Okay, yeah, so that was good, and then this show in Digby in front of fans, and you had a sewing room, yeah. De Burt, you did the fucking handstand off the ropes and a Kofi Kingston fucking wrong show, wrong show, different show, different show.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

He he's hey, he's he's doing acrobatics all over the province.

SPEAKER_06 44:42

I know, right? Uh no, no, the main event was uh Andre versus uh uh a manager Evan Wolf in a street fight. So kind of like if you were gonna like what you're gonna do with uh in three weeks, yeah. But that was good. It's funny to see people who like Evan's great, and he took everything that Andre gave him, all the fucking weapons and stuff, and then you turn in Evan, God bless his heart, would like go to hit him with like a fucking cookie sheet and just like like I did to you with a chair. Yeah, yeah, just like uh I'm like, oh my lay it in, dude. Lay it, and then we would turn around. Has anyone taught because he's never wrestled before, right? No, maybe Andre kind of showed him things, but not and then like the final uh kerfuffle was like we had uh sugar sugar glass bottles and broke one over Andre's head and stuff. Those are sharp still, man.

SPEAKER_03 45:38

Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's got a cut on his head, and yeah. I slammed Emily on four of them. I was like, Don't worry, they won't cut. And then I did it. And when she stood up, she had a gripping gash on her back.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

I was like, Well, fuck my hand was covered in blood when I did the thing with Rick at Wrestle Center.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

Yeah, it's still kind of sharp.

SPEAKER_06 45:56

Yeah, yeah, it's sharp, it's still glass, no, yeah, but yeah, no, overall it was a good show, good crowd, uh, great cause. And we raised a bunch of money for his charity, which was awesome. And uh I think the next show is in August, so yeah, it's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_03 46:11

Can I tell it down? Yeah, hang on. Tell it this way. I'm trying to find it first. I want to tell just one story the Leo show. Yes, absolutely, man. Just one. And I'll and uh hang on, I'm gonna share a photo. Just one. No, just just one for now. This is one of the reasons why I was so stressed out. Okay, I won't show the photo yet. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you the story as fast as I possibly could can. Okay, so one of the most stressful things leading up to the Leo Brooke show was, of course, all the heat that all the old timers had still with each other. And I felt like I I was like, I'm not babysitting you, but I'll try to separate you. So, like it, I mean it's it's no secret. Mike Hughes doesn't like Bobby Bass.

SPEAKER_01 46:52

Bobby Bass.

SPEAKER_03 46:53

Peter Smith doesn't like Bobby Bass. Okay, buddy Lane does not like Bobby Bass.

SPEAKER_01 46:58

It sounds like Bobby's the problem.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

Uh you know, Mike and Pete had issues with Chuck in the past. Sure. Okay, so leading up to like they better not you better not fucking open his mouth, or I'm gonna say something. I won't say something if he doesn't say something, and you know, I'm like, oh my fuck. Uh like the night before I was at the hotel with Bobby. I was like, I am not separating you and Buddy Lane. If you guys start rolling on the floor, you're on your own. Anyway, so it's just at his stress total and already stressful. So the doors uh I opened the doors an hour before the fans come in for all of Leo's family and the legend, so we can all just get in and mingle, whatever. And I uh set Bobby's table when you first walked in, and then I put Pete and Mike on the other end of the fucking room. So here they all start coming in, and I can feel my fucking sweat starting to fuck. Here we go. Here we fucking go. They've within four minutes. These three are getting their picture taken together. Arms over each other. I'm walking. I go, I gotta take a picture, or no one will believe me.

SPEAKER_07 48:17

Yeah, that's incredible.

SPEAKER_03 48:20

I was like, like everyone got along, they all made up, they all fuck oh, that's fucking not worth it anymore. Whatever, yeah. They were buying drinks with Chuck, they were fucking oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

So, anyway, that's so funny.

SPEAKER_03 48:35

I was like, This this picture is worth a thousand words. That's so funny. Anyway, that's the only story I wanted to.

SPEAKER_01 48:42

I love that. That's so good. Look at Dave Boyce bringing people together.

SPEAKER_03 48:47

Yeah, I told Ron Hutchison the next day. He was like, he wrote me, goes, So did Buddy and Bobby uh get in the fight? I said, No, they were buying drinks from each other. He's a well, aren't you, Jesus Christ? That's so funny. It was a great night, it was a great night.

SPEAKER_06 49:06

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 49:08

Uh, we are 15 minutes in. You want me to do a top 10? Let's do a top 10.

SPEAKER_06 49:12

Let's do a top 10, yeah, and then call it a day.

SPEAKER_03 49:14

Yeah, then we'll call her a night. All right, let me ask you guys a question. If you were uh deserted on an island forever and could only eat one food for the rest of your life, does it have to be something that grows naturally on the island? No, so like literally, yeah, they drop it on from the fucking plate. They don't save you, but they'll drop the food. It magically appears every day at noon.

SPEAKER_01 49:40

I understand this hypothetical world, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:43

Uh, so uh what would it be before we get to that's tough, right?

SPEAKER_01 49:49

There could be a few answers here, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:52

And it can't be like a full meal, like snake potatoes, and carrots. It has to be like one thing, and then uh, like, do you think, oh, what food could keep me alive as opposed to you know I'm not too worried about staying alive if I'm the only one on this island.

SPEAKER_01 50:07

I'll just be there until I die. Okay, regardless of how regardless of how quick that is. Okay, uh also tacos.

SPEAKER_03 50:16

Tacos.

SPEAKER_06 50:18

You got meat, you've got vegetables, you've got dairy. I just had tacos the other day. Delicious.

SPEAKER_01 50:25

I like a taco. I do like a taco, but that's not my answer. My answer is definitely not taco.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

Was it steak?

SPEAKER_01 50:32

No, that's mine. Is that steak? A good steak.

SPEAKER_06 50:39

You can't like you gotta balance unless you're eating fucking tree leaves.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

I'm just thinking what uh yeah. Do I have to cook it myself?

SPEAKER_03 50:53

Or does it come pre-prepared in the case? Yeah, it comes fucking already cooked for you, too. I don't fucking know what food could you eat for the rest of your life?

SPEAKER_01 51:03

Well, I'm I'm just thinking, because I love a like a good pork chop, you know what I mean? Oh, me too. Like a good fucking pork chop. But if if I'm just dropped off a pork chop every day and said, here, cook this on the fire, then I'm picking cheeseburger. You know what I mean? Cheeseburger is but if I'm getting a good fucking like a juicy pork chop, it's hard to beat that.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

You know what's so good is a barbecue pork chop where it turns almost black, the fat turns oh, and you just oh cook that off, right? Stop it.

SPEAKER_06 51:36

All right, you only get so erect.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

So we have we have taco, I came, pork chop, and steak. So here we go. Uh, 100 people were asked this. Number 10. Show me potato salad. Show me potato salad. I love potato salad. I do like potato salad.

SPEAKER_01 51:56

That cost me a red potato salad.

SPEAKER_03 51:57

Oh, so good.

SPEAKER_05 51:58

It's the best. I also like green coleslaw, not regular coleslaw, but like the just the green coleslaw, like the KFC coleslaw. Oh, fuck. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 52:07

That's the worst kind of coleslaw.

SPEAKER_05 52:08

Oh man, Dixie coleslaws called that's yeah, that sucks.

SPEAKER_03 52:12

Well, fuck you.

SPEAKER_05 52:13

All right, number 10. I love coleslaw. I don't know what anybody could survive on this. Ice cream. Ice cream, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:21

I understand why people would say like a week. Yeah, could you survive?

SPEAKER_01 52:24

You couldn't, that wouldn't keep like it's I don't think I don't think that's the purpose of this exercise.

SPEAKER_06 52:29

You would die justice system is not handled, is not created to handle dare.

SPEAKER_03 52:35

You would die pretty fast, I think. Yeah, like you can't gain yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 52:41

You probably yeah, you wouldn't last too long only eating ice cream if that's something we're considering. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 52:47

Clearly, out of these hundred people, some of them were women. They were like, Oh, ice cream.

SPEAKER_00 52:51

I think the idea, I think the idea most people are thinking to themselves, oh, what's my favorite food that I would eat every day? You know, um ice cream.

SPEAKER_05 53:01

Number nine is my pick. Steak. Steak.

SPEAKER_01 53:05

Hey, I'd never say no to a steak.

SPEAKER_03 53:08

What's your favorite?

SPEAKER_01 53:10

Fucking ribeye.

SPEAKER_03 53:11

Yeah. Yeah. Medium, rare. Well I like a good strip.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

As long as it's between medium, rare, and medium, I'm happy. So a little blood.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

Yeah. Yeah, me too. I'm not sure. Not even blood. I do medium rare. I like it bloody.

SPEAKER_01 53:28

Yeah, it depends where I'm getting it.

SPEAKER_03 53:30

My stepdad. My stepdad. No, M'Mec Tavern's overrated for fuck's sake. I think it's pretty good. No, it's good, man. My stepdad throws it on the grill, flips it, and then takes it off. Like he likes it blue.

SPEAKER_01 53:42

Yeah, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 53:44

Little S P. Um, number eight, which is a weird choice. Ramen noodles. I don't get that one. No. Who would pick that?

SPEAKER_01 53:56

I don't know. Some fucking hipster doofus.

SPEAKER_03 53:59

Yeah, right. Unless it comes with like the pork and the egg and everything all in it.

unknown 54:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:07

But even that, even that, is it the best?

SPEAKER_03 54:10

No. I don't like ramen, so I would definitely.

SPEAKER_01 54:13

Yeah, no, it's it's fine. I don't hate it, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 54:17

Uh, number seven, fried chicken.

SPEAKER_06 54:20

Oh, too much fried food, maybe you have a heart attack.

SPEAKER_01 54:22

I can see the argument. I do love a fried chicken.

SPEAKER_06 54:25

That's true. He does. Look at him.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:30

Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_06 54:32

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_05 54:33

Fried chicken.

SPEAKER_03 54:34

Yes, it is. I don't know. I like chicken breasts.

SPEAKER_06 54:36

Popeye's chicken is really good.

SPEAKER_03 54:39

Yeah. Number six, which is one of my all-time favorite things. Potatoes. Potatoes? People pick potatoes. Clearly, potatoes, potatoes are full of water, so actually, you would survive just eating potatoes.

SPEAKER_01 54:54

Yeah, I guess these are the people who are thinking logically when given this question. You don't like potatoes? No, I like potatoes. It's not what I would choose to eat the eat all day, every day. What's your favorite salt and pepper and butter? My favorite type of potato?

SPEAKER_03 55:08

Yeah. That's tough. Garlic mash. Garlic mash. Yeah, good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:14

I like load of nice mash.

SPEAKER_03 55:16

A load of baked potato.

SPEAKER_01 55:17

I like a twice-baked, I like a scalloped potato. See, I love potato. Yeah, it's good. It's good.

SPEAKER_03 55:24

That'd be nice if every day they drop down a different type of potato dish. Yeah, tater tons, tater tons. Oh, it's Tuesday. I'm getting scarlet potatoes. They won't fucking save my ass.

SPEAKER_01 55:35

Oh my god. Fuck yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 55:37

Uh, number five, which was Ryan's pick. Tacos. Tacos. Tacos.

SPEAKER_06 55:44

Tacos. Taco taco. White people taco night.

SPEAKER_03 55:47

What's your favorite kind of taco, Ryan? Chicken, beef, hamburger.

SPEAKER_06 55:52

I like a good beef with um on like a nacho uh shell.

SPEAKER_01 55:58

You like a hard shell taco? Me too. Me too. Oh that you guys suck.

SPEAKER_03 56:03

Also, you like the soft ones.

SPEAKER_01 56:04

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:05

Well, me and Katie make tacos. We have actually.

SPEAKER_01 56:09

Yeah, I fucking yeah, a hard taco can suck my knob.

SPEAKER_03 56:13

Do you know? Well, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 56:16

If I want, if I wanted that, I'd have nachos.

SPEAKER_03 56:18

When we went down to the Mexican restaurant downtown for my birthday, they had beef tongue tacos. Beef tongue, yeah. Yeah, sure. I tried to try it. I did. It was a little gamey. What's that sound? There's a motorcycle going by my house. It's the gardeners. It's the gardeners. They showed up.

SPEAKER_06 56:41

Side note, you know what's really fucking good? Mexican street corn. Just oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:45

Very good. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:46

Oh, yeah. Very good.

SPEAKER_01 56:48

I got it at fucking uh Mexis a few weeks ago and it knocked my dick in the dirt.

SPEAKER_06 56:53

Jeez. Right in the fucking dirt.

SPEAKER_01 56:55

So good. Fuck it. Was good.

SPEAKER_06 56:57

Yeah, we got um, we went to Antoho and got it's called a lotes. It's yeah, it just comes in a bowl of fucking chips almost.

SPEAKER_03 57:04

Oh, that's what Katie had. It's really good. Oh, so I made it at home.

SPEAKER_06 57:08

It was so good.

SPEAKER_03 57:08

Do you know that Doritos have a Mexican corn chip now?

SPEAKER_01 57:12

Yes, I had one. They're good.

SPEAKER_06 57:15

Uh side note, they have ketchup Doritos right now. But they always they always do no, dude, they're so good.

SPEAKER_01 57:23

Ketchup chips are my least favorite chip.

SPEAKER_06 57:25

I will never chip. Yeah, good.

SPEAKER_03 57:29

Love you. I bought uh poutine chips the other day, and it just tasted like fucking chicken and gravy chips. Yeah, yeah. Fries and gravy. There's only so many options.

SPEAKER_01 57:39

There's only so many things you can make a chip taste like, right? Stop it with all this fancy shit. I like playing. I'm a playing guy.

SPEAKER_06 57:46

Yeah, I like a good sandwich.

SPEAKER_03 57:50

Number four. Get back. I like all dressed. We're getting off topic here. I hate all dress. It gives me heartburn. No, I like all dress. I hate you too. Number four. Pasta. Pasta, pasta, pasta.

unknown 58:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 58:06

Let me get through this. Stop talking about chips.

SPEAKER_01 58:09

I like pasta.

SPEAKER_06 58:10

I like pasta chips.

SPEAKER_03 58:13

I refuse to buy it. I refuse to buy it in a restaurant though, because I know it's just fucking boiled noodles.

SPEAKER_01 58:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:19

That's what pasta is. I'm not paying.

SPEAKER_05 58:22

I'm not paying $20. No, fucking.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

No. Number three. Boiled noodles.

SPEAKER_05 58:30

It is. It's fucking boiled noodles. How do you cook it at home then?

SPEAKER_03 58:35

Yeah, it doesn't cost much, is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 58:38

Boiled noodles.

SPEAKER_03 58:38

It's a bag of noodles.

SPEAKER_01 58:40

It's about the sauce they put on there.

SPEAKER_03 58:41

It's just number three. All right. It's like a free boat. Sushi. Sushi. No. Oh, yeah. I could eat sushi every day.

SPEAKER_06 58:52

I got a measured. All you can eat sushi, and I don't eat fish. So I get everything else. That's I love fish.

SPEAKER_01 58:58

I had I had fish and clams last night. Some good, but I don't like sushi.

SPEAKER_03 59:02

At all? Like even the uh fish list?

SPEAKER_01 59:05

It has it has nothing to do with the fish. I just don't like sushi. It's it, I don't like the texture. It's anything. I don't like the sticky rice. It's just not for me. I like every other form of rice.

SPEAKER_06 59:16

Just not sticky.

SPEAKER_01 59:17

Just not this shitty fucking sticky sushi.

SPEAKER_05 59:19

It's stupid.

SPEAKER_01 59:21

Why make it so sticky?

SPEAKER_05 59:23

Why should it be sticky? How many types of rice are there, Joey? Lots of types. Lots of types.

SPEAKER_01 59:30

Don't make me go on my fucking Bubba fucking rice here. But right. You got basmelly rice, cheese and broccoli. Chicken rice. You got risotto. You got rice.

SPEAKER_06 59:46

I love a good risotto, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 59:49

Number two. Who picked cheeseburgers?

SPEAKER_05 59:52

Oh, I would have if it hadn't been for the fucking pork chop.

SPEAKER_01 59:55

Oh, right. Well, your pork chops didn't even make the fucking list. Well, cheeseburger was the first literally the first thing that came to my head was cheeseburger.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:02

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:03

But the more I thought about it, it's like I like I'm never as happy as when I have a good pork chop. But but same, same, it's gotta be a good one. But with a burger, if I'm not happy, a burger will instantly instantly make me happy every time.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:20

Here's one of the things that confuses me lately. So all my life I was always told you're not supposed to like take your spatula and push on your hamburger because all the juices come out of it and it becomes dry. So why are Smash Burgers so popular now? Because that's exactly what you're doing.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:39

It's and yeah, no, well, it depends. Like it depends how you're cooking your burger. If smash burger is really thin, so when you push it down, it crisps up on the edges, but it cooks fast, so it doesn't lose a ton of the juice.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:51

Oh, I see. Kind of like a deep fried turkey.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:54

Yeah, there you sure. Yeah, exactly. Same. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:58

Look at him, Dave. He knows cheeseburgers. When you drop a uh turkey in the in the fryer, it seals up so fast.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:03

I watch a lot of food shows.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:05

That's why it's so juicy. So I never thought about that.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:08

So the smash burger seals up fast. Yeah, it's thin and it's quick, it sears really hard, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:13

My brother can't believe you bought that. Oh my god. Thinks smash burgers are the fucking the greatest thing ever.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:18

Well, they're good, they're definitely good. They're good. It's it's a what it's it's a good way to eat a burger.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:23

Uh, and the number one the number one food that uh people think would make everyone not only taste good but survive the longest. Can I get it? Pizza. It's pizza.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:35

I was gonna say pizza.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:36

Pizza. Pizza.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:38

Pizza Everybody says pizza because pizza fucking rips.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:42

If it wasn't tacos, it was pizza. Pizza fucking rips, tacos, pizza, cheeseburgers. That's okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:48

Let's just squeeze this a little tighter. What type of pizza could you only eat for the rest of your life if you had any type? Yeah, so there's nothing you don't like.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:58

If they dropped a different pizza every day, I'd be happy.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:00

Please. Joey's like rice pizza, rice pizza, right? Yeah, rice pizza, rice pizza, pizza rice. I like a good barbecued chicken pizza, and I like um um Hawaiian with pineapple.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:15

I like a Hawaiian pizza, don't air pizza, meat lovers, just pepperoni, just cheese, cheese pizza, good cheese pizza. Oh, there's a pizza that has just mushrooms on it. I love. Yep. I always usually just get pepperoni and mushroom if I have the option.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:30

I've never tried a margarita pizza.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:32

It's good, never heard of it.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:33

Yeah, it's the you it's like the one that's like it's just cheese tomato and basil.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:38

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Okay, I'd never heard it called that before, though. Margarita, yeah. That's it. That's my top 10. I'm now hungry.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:46

Great top 10.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:47

Yeah, those are your top 10. I'm now hungry, so I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:51

Let's make this a food podcast. Ah, perfect. Fuck wrestling. Eat and talk about food.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:57

Arson around yeah, nothing. Arson around the kitchen with Joey Right. Arson around the kitchen. I'm on board. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:05

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:06

Yes, yes. Uh, anything to promote, boys, before we head off?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:10

Uh, we've got a show this weekend in Kentville. It's for the Devil's Half Acre motorcycle rally with the United Wrestling. Uh, it's at 11 a.m. It's an early show. So uh 11 a.m. That's when they uh organize.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:23

That's too early to be fake fighting.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:25

What time do you have to be there to fucking?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:28

Call time's nine. They're gonna show up with the rain. We just gotta kind of set it up in the street, and then if it's raining, I think we have an indoor venue secured.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:38

So fuck that. But hey, nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:41

That means I I don't uh have to do Saturday night, which is fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:46

Why is there a Saturday night show?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:48

No, but some free Saturday night.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:50

Oh, I see.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:51

Yeah. After you drive back from Big. Because you know, normally show show days, like you know, all day you're there set up and all this stuff, and then tear down the show, and then or set up in the show, then tear down, and you don't get home till like 12, 1 o'clock, and it's just like what company is this that's running a show at 11 o'clock in the morning? United Wrestling. It's in Digney. Is it at the Warfront rally? No, it's at it's in Kentville at the Devil's Hafacre.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:15

So you have to drive the Kentville to be there for 9 a.m.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:17

So you have to leave like at I get try I get trans though, so it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:23

Yeah, yeah, right. Who you working?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:26

Um I'm in a tag match with Ryan Denham against uh I'm not sure yet.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:32

Yeah, well, make sure you do some of them fucking flips.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:35

I will do my handspring back elbow just for you.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

I want you to do a moonsault for me.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:39

Oh, yeah, and break my toe again. Yep, yes, yes. Don't rest on the shoes, kids.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:44

I didn't do that. You did that. Joey, do you have any? Do you have anything coming up, Joey? Yeah, that's show next weekend, July 30th. Oh, that's right. That we're all going to at the hub in Darkness. Come on down, come watch me smash some drums. For one of the handful of last times I will be doing this. Um, then I'm coming for sure. Yeah, because Hush Metal is gonna be uh calling it quits uh after the summer, after we release our album. Um what time is it at? Let me find out. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

Jerry, would you ever wrestle again?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:18

One match. I told myself that the only way that'll ever happen is if my son decides he likes wrestling and he wants to see me wrestle. Okay. If not, can't see it.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:32

Okay. Just uh when Dick uh canceled on me last week, someone suggested you. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't uh Havoc.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:40

Is this the one?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:42

So he's not even interested in that. He's looking at his band stuff.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:45

I'm trying to figure out when the show is. Well, while you're looking, I'll promote what I'm doing. Uh I'm doing nothing.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:52

Fuck yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:53

I'm going to my cottage this weekend and building a uh fucking gimmick on my patio and uh drinking beer and coffee in the morning. Uh building a gimmick. Give me love. Uh my next show is uh July 17th in Spring Hill, Supercard 5. And then the next night we have uh UCW Summer Explosion. And then I just have a show in October, and that's it.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:22

I wish I could tell you when time the show is at. I'll let you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:24

Okay, yeah, I'll definitely come.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:27

Okay, sweet.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:28

Yeah, we'll be there.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:32

Well six minutes over.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:35

Fun. Oh, we are too.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:38

We're missing AEW. Come on.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:40

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:42

Just joking.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:44

Success. All right. Uh, like and subscribe to Arsenal on all your uh Facebook. Where's the I had it on earlier? You did it already. Oh, there we go. Nice, nice. Uh on YouTube. But if you don't want to look at us and just listen to us, we're on Spotify and Apple Music and all that good stuff.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:02

We'll be uh doing the programming change. Remember, this is a now a food podcast. Oh, right. Next week you want to talk about, just let us know. Send us your favorite rice recipes.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:12

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SPEAKER_06 1:07:14

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SPEAKER_00 1:07:20

All right, until the radio is going soft. Bye. Bye. Bye.

unknown 1:07:27

Boop.