ARSE'N AROUND - EPISODE 12

The boys are enjoying their summer, not enjoying wrestling, and have drawers full of junk.  They talk about local wrestling on the weekend, Big Brother, swearing children, and MORE!!

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SPEAKER_01 0:02

Oh, where did our intro go?

SPEAKER_00 0:05

Well, this is an intro. Oh man, oh anyway.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

Hey.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

Hey, welcome everybody. It's Arsena.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

Did you do that on purpose again where the the video doesn't start at the beginning? No.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

It normally would just start as soon as I hit record, but now it's not. I must have I don't know what the fuck I did.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

Two times that up. That's stream yard for you. No, it's joking. Gotta be. Fuck stream yard.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

Oh, coming in home. Oh fuck. I don't have a drink. Oh talk amongst yourself for one moment.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

Oh here we go. I got a uh fancy CZ.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

Oh my god. We've never been left alone without Dave. I know what do we do? Uh uh uh I don't know what to do with my hands. I really like uh Wing!

SPEAKER_02 1:44

He's back.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Oh, he's back. All right. We didn't know what to do without you. It was weird.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

It was.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

Cheers.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

Cheers, cheers, cheers to summer.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

Oh what's going on, fellas? Did we do our welcomes while I was away, or no? No, we didn't.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

We just kind of uh talked about how kind of said it, but whatever. Welcome everybody. Sarfing around, greaser, Dave, you know, the gang the gang's all here. How's everybody?

SPEAKER_01 2:14

It's been it's been a few weeks. It has my eyeglass. My my readers are really dirty.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Your eyeglass. I'll go see you. I'm blind as a fucking bat. Who says eyeglasses? What are they? What other kind of glasses are there?

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Glasses you drink out of? Are there butt glasses?

SPEAKER_00 2:36

You keep it up, there will be. I'm like, I'm fucking getting that, right?

SPEAKER_02 3:12

Did you get some gold?

SPEAKER_00 3:13

I haven't oh it's not open yet. The story is I bring it up to the cash, the guy's like, Well, it's ringing in, it's 40. I'm like, Well, the sticker right there in front of your eyes says eight dollars. Eight bucks. I guess you're paying eight bucks, and then you could see him literally go from the cache after upstairs to where they were to fucking jade. I should have bought all of them and fucking sold them, but so what are they? It's a gold panic. It's a gold pinicant.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

I I'm a fan of just sit, keep keep it still so I can fucking see it.

SPEAKER_02 3:42

Okay, so it's it's for pan and the gold, it's for pan and gold.

SPEAKER_00 3:46

Like I said, I like I like metal detecting like the beaches and shit, right?

SPEAKER_02 3:50

Metal detecting, you are a metal detector.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

I love metal, it's fucking fun, man. But uh, it's like a fucking score of a deal. And I know I'm getting old. I got excited that we put down sod and grass seed the other day. I had to water it yesterday, and I'm just like, fuck it. I'm an adult.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

Yeah, you are from the old man podcast.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

I guess you find it.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Did you find any gold in your grass that you were uh planting? Not yet.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

I haven't been out yet. So but I'm excited. If I do, I'll I'll buy, I'll pay for stream yard for the next month.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Oh go now.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

What what do you do when you when you pan for gold and you get the gold? What do you do with said gold? Can you just go sell this gold?

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Is you you won't find enough to sell.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Well then what's the point?

SPEAKER_00 4:32

Adventure, fun, outdoors.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

Doesn't sound that one to me. It sounds worth all this gold, what you can't spend.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

That's I mean, you can find a gold bar, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

The only thing you found was the pan for $7.99. Yeah, pretty much. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 4:49

That's that's that's worth its weight and gold right there.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

That's that's it, it's worth its weight and gold, yes, sir. You know, I have a metal detector, and I, for the life of me, to this day, still don't know how to use it.

unknown 4:59

What?

SPEAKER_02 5:00

Oh man, you've never detected any metal.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

I found a ring once in my friends, but I think it was more of luck than like I don't know, there's just so many beeps and buzzers, and it all sounds the same to me.

SPEAKER_00 5:12

And I remember one time I went down underneath the McDonald Bridge and I found an old fucking hostess chip bag because the inside was made of fucking aluminum foil or whatever. So I was picking up with the it's like so that were the chips touching that metal? Like, am I fucking getting poisoned here?

SPEAKER_02 5:26

Dave can't figure out how to use his metal detector because he's too busy using his Brian Adams detector.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Uh insert drum rim shot. Ah, I don't even get that joke because you're not a metal fan.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

You're not a you're not a metal fan. Let me tell you, default is this weekend, and I can't go.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

Why not? I think we're gonna go. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Jill wants to go see fucking Dave Matthews.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

So I have to stay fun.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

You can't go see Default. No, well, you know what's that song they say? I can't remember. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

Comment down below what your favorite default song is.

SPEAKER_01 6:17

Yeah, please engage. Wasting my time. That song, wasting my time, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

Joey, what are you doing Saturday? Can you just come over to my house and sing me default songs? No, I kind of feel I can't.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

I can't do it. I promise you, I cannot do that.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

Yeah, how was your show, man? I'm sorry, I we fucking forgot.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

Yeah, neither of you fucking came. Oh my god, we're totally coming. We're totally coming. Yeah, I didn't come. I forgot, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

But when was it? Last Friday, wasn't it? It's like two weeks ago now. I was there, you just didn't see me. I was in the back. You were there all right.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

Oh, you know what it was? Uh I got asked to go to the casino buffet.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

Oh, yeah, of course. So you picked the casino buffet.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

I picked I picked shitty casino.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

At least I just totally forgot. I didn't choose something over you, Joey.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

I forgot. No, it's not that I chose, I forgot, and I was like, Yeah, I can go for food. And then I was like, what are we supposed to do? So oh fuck, Joey Sean. I think I even messaged you and said sorry or something. Did you I don't think you did that?

SPEAKER_01 7:28

I don't think you did that. I completely completely forgot until just now, so I'm sorry, Joey.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

And now ding, my phone goes ding, Ryan says sorry, man.

SPEAKER_00 7:36

I'm a horrible friend. Where's my oh I can't want my phone? Fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

No, it's fine. It's fine. How was it? It was good, it was a good show.

SPEAKER_00 7:45

Um yeah, did you impress all the kids? No, yeah, they were stoked.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Uh the fun you're home alone all week?

SPEAKER_00 7:53

Where is everybody?

SPEAKER_02 7:54

The lady's gone to Toronto for work, and my boy's mother, they're gone with her mother and are at camp all week. Like, it's yeah, I'm just by myself. Isn't the best? I no, I don't know what to do with myself. He's just been getting stoned and eating crap dinner. It's usually like we got three kids, young kids. It's usually pretty crazy around here. Now there's nothing to do, and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm why are we having the broadcasting your own?

SPEAKER_01 8:23

It's only been like it's only been five hours, and I'm already taking crazy house and sing default songs.

SPEAKER_02 8:28

No, I can't. I can't do it.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

I can't. No, it's not happening.

SPEAKER_00 8:32

When when's uh when are the kids back?

SPEAKER_02 8:35

Friday.

SPEAKER_00 8:37

Oh, well, interesting. I'm sorry, we're just kind of just doing our own personal thing. The monster trucks are this weekend at Scotia Speed World. You can take going.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

I'm aware. I took him last year and he enjoyed it because they're fucking monster trucks, but he was slightly disappointed that it wasn't Monster Jam. You know what I mean? Because he likes all the monster, yeah. He likes all those trucks, he has the video game, you know. But when he goes and there's no gravedigger, there's no monster mutt, there's no fucking, you know, yeah, all those guys. He's like, he's like, Oh, where are they?

SPEAKER_00 9:09

You know, he has I can relate though. I I've been to Monster Jam in Toronto at Skydome, so it's just yeah, and then you go up here, and it's like on fucking pavement. You're like, oh yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 9:19

It's kind of like, yeah, yeah, this isn't what it looks like on TV.

SPEAKER_00 9:21

Is Bigfoot still a thing? Yes, yeah, Bigfoot. Really? Gravegigger is the the popular monster truck now, right?

SPEAKER_01 9:29

Well, there's so many of those zombie. I went to the Halifax Forum, I think, once, and or the Metro Center, I forget which one, but when it's when it's indoors, the sound is oh my god, it's awful. Yeah, and then even outside, it's loud as fuck.

SPEAKER_00 9:43

I like Cracking.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

Dennis Anderson, yeah, the driver, but what does that mean to a seven-year-old?

SPEAKER_00 9:51

Uh well, he's bringing his new monster truck, Kingsling or whatever. Shut up, yeah, but it's not Gravedigger, brother.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

Is Hulk Hogan's monster's truck still a thing? I don't know. That's a Google question. All right, no, I'm sure it exists somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

Actually, you know what? It probably doesn't.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

It's probably what was the truck that um Medusa used to drive, like an American flag one? Medusa, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_00 10:10

It's called Medusa, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

Oh, it's called Medusa. Okay, that's not a she doesn't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

No, you gotta give me a second. I don't have an ashtray here. Oh god, I gotta smoke a weed joint.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Well, we are just so prepared today.

SPEAKER_00 10:27

I typed in a hulk. Is Hulk Hogan's monster truck still here? First result is the Hulkster and Dungeon of Doom monster trucks. Then the next question people also ask, where's Hulk Hogan at right now? Where is he? Did Hulk Hogan have any money left? Lost. Oh my god, what was Hulk Hogan suffering from before he died? Google's Fox Man.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

Uh, he was a pathological liar.

SPEAKER_00 10:55

No shit. That's what he was suffering from. I was saying I typed in where's Hulk Hogan's monster truck, and he just asked, Where's Hulk Hogan right now? How much money is he?

unknown 11:02

Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 11:03

Where is he? I wonder. Yeah. In a jar.

SPEAKER_00 11:09

You think anyway?

SPEAKER_02 11:10

What's up, everybody? How's uh this is a serious question? Where is Hogan right now?

SPEAKER_01 11:16

I have him here trapped.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

Part of your collection.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

Yeah, he did a glass case in my office.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

Jesus Christ. How's the weekend, boys? I uh you were pretty busy this weekend, Dave.

SPEAKER_01 11:30

I had two huge, massive wrestling events. Uh Friday and Saturday. Um, they were fantastic. Um, my show on Friday night in Spring Hill, and then Saturday night UCW, which oh my god, it was like one of the best shows I've ever seen locally. Like, really, oh my god, it was fucking off the charts, everything from top to bottom. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 11:53

Uh from the clips I saw the Mustafa, Ali, and Rudy match.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Like, holy fuck, like the whole locker room came not just peeking through the curtain, we all came out like on those steps behind on the back of Spryfield, just so we could feel it like with the fans and stuff. And we were popping, you know. So if we were popping, then the fans were fucking there. It was man, oh man.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

Right guys, a hell of a talent, man.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

You'll see him somewhere soon.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

Yeah, Mustafa Ali. Man, he's like so smooth. Holy fuck, and a lot bigger than I thought he was.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

Like when you he looked pretty fucking big in that video. Yeah, Rudy's a average fella, but no, he's not. No, no, like I was trying to be nice.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

No, no, no offense to Rudy because he's incredible, but he's a little guy, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

So uh it was it was really good. Um, JP and Channy Decker had a great cage match. Great cage match, very uh uh probably one of the best ones I've seen locally without blood. Like, you don't need that. No, you know, it was I was in it a little bit for a second, but um it was really good.

SPEAKER_02 13:04

And then I don't believe in cage matches without blood, but I'm sure it was one as good.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

I don't either, and that's why I wore all white because I was hoping someone was gonna bleed. This is how my brain thinks. You fucking gig yourself. I I offered we were told no blood. I would have. It was my last family show. I'd fucking gig. I'm not scared to fucking do it. Have you done it? Never no, almost me and Troy Merrick's street fight. We I was supposed to, and at that time, I was scared to do it, so he was gonna do it for me, right? And then like 200 people were there, and he was like, Yeah, that's not worth it. Yeah, but um, there was over 400 the other night at UCW. So I was I thought if any night, this was and Channy Decker always fucking bleeds, yeah. So I thought someone's gonna bleed. So I ordered an all-white and gold suit because I was like, visually, blood on it's gonna look great, yeah. And then there was there's no blood. You got it for next time. No, what are you doing? I don't know. I got a lot burnable. Um Friday night was fun because it was the street fight with Madison. That was a blast.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

I love the clip of you with the fucking um the gold record.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

Yeah, I made a fake Anne Murray gold record and I smashed it over her head. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because we're in Spring Hill, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

Of course, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

And then I had the band uh North of Nowhere perform their hit number one song, yeah, at the beginning of the show, so we could also put a fake guitar by their equipment. And then in the in the middle of the street fight, I acted like I was gonna throw Madison into all of their drums and guitars. And just as I was about to, they jump over the barricade. No, no, no, don't touch our equipment. How do you know those guys? I don't, but they're uh two of them are from Spring Hill. So I just read okay, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 14:55

Yeah, yeah. No, we we played a few shows with them, they're really good. Oh, cool, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

Imagine wrestling. So then I asked them, I was like, any of you guys wrestling fans? And one of them is a huge wrestling fan. I said, How would you like to uh break a guitar over my head? And he was like, Fuck yeah. So I mean I gimmick a guitar and he smashed it over my head, and it was great, it was fun, of course.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

Yeah, it was something for your last show in your hometown, right?

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Yeah, it was uh oh my god, uh, you guys have been there. The kids are fucking ridiculous, they're just everywhere. Oh, but it makes that town what it is, I think.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

Yeah, you're like the so great about those small towns is all the kids, yeah. They're all the same. Yep, yeah. All the kids come out, they yell at everybody, they'll hit you, they don't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

But these curse at you small town shows are my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

Like, yeah, uh speaking of cursing at you here. Hold on. I know you were talking about your weekend. I got a story that I have to tell, and I'll forget if I don't. Can you zoom out on me for a second?

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Zoom out on you, yeah. Like that?

SPEAKER_02 15:58

No, just like just show me. Okay, you see just show you see this right here, this caricature, right? Yeah, so me and Nadia go downtown down to the waterfront. Oh, the two dollar caricature, the rev rev fest or whatever. No, it was more than two, it was like 15. Okay. So we get a caricature done. It's fun, they're fun. Thank you for doing that. Now you see it. So we put it up now, we put it up in the basement, right? And it's just it's funny, it's hilarious. Nadia's son Ben comes downstairs one day, and we just heard him yelling, ah! And he comes up, the picture! We're like, what are you talking about? It's like that picture, throw it in the trash. He's going, throw it in the trash. We're like, we're not throwing it in the trash. He goes, I don't like it, throw it in the trash. We're Ben, we think it's funny. He goes, I think it's fucking creepy. No, and now he won't come in the basement creepy, he won't go to the basement anymore. Poor kid. It was so fucking funny, man. I think it's fucking creepy. He's seven.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

That's amazing. That's video games for him.

SPEAKER_02 17:18

Ah shit.

SPEAKER_00 17:19

Yeah. Anyway, sorry, I had to say that. Kids are ruthless, man. Like you say that shows, man. They they'll yell at you, they'll swear you, they'll hit you. Oh, yeah, I've had it all.

unknown 17:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:33

I remember in Digby, they were they were bad.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Yeah, I think Fredericton for me was the worst for small children. Sure, like the way they cursed and swore, but not just swear words, like the C word, and oh, oh yeah, they called it.

SPEAKER_03 17:47

I know that one now.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

Fucking cocksucker. When I had that fucking hair versus beard match with Dick. I remember that. And he and Dick were just talking about that the other day. He gave the fucking clippers to the kids. Yep. I was I was not not not nervous.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

Madison had me outside the ring, and I was on my hands and knees, and she double arms me and she goes, Kids, you want to hit them? And I go, Oh my god. And just like a whole sea of children came and they were kicking and hit me. It didn't last long. I was like, I went for a cover and I could feel them fucking kicking my back. And oh my god, it was crazy.

SPEAKER_00 18:27

So funny. You just made someone a memory, though.

SPEAKER_02 18:31

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_00 18:33

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

That's right. They'll always remember beating up Dave Boyce fucking Spring Hill Wrestling Show, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 18:39

Yeah, fucking right for the rest of their lives. The cage match, there was a spot where I had to climb up the side of the cage. I was like, There's no fucking way I climb up this.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

Didn't you tell them you're too old for that shit?

SPEAKER_01 18:48

I did. I was like, I'm 53, I'm in dress shoes. But I was uh channing, he's like, just try your your best. So uh the spot was he had uh Deuce would climb up one side of the cage, and Decker would run over and shoulder the shoulder into the cage to then knock him off, and that's my cue to climb up my side. I was so nervous that I fucking climbed so fast I was up there before he even turned around. I like literally just and I looked at Harold and I shocked myself. I don't even know. I got down. I said, Did you capture that, Harold? I'm fucking like a cat. Oh, yeah, he did. Fucking right. My dress shoes are pointy enough, they went right in the little cage holes. I was like, nice.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

That's so funny. Well, looks like you don't have to retire after all, you're still nimble.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

Oh fuck yeah, the retirement's over. You're good. All cage matches. Oh yeah, all cage matches. I uh I yelled at Kevin Daniels twice that night. What? Oh, really? Well, he likes to talk on the microphone. Yeah, you know, I love Kevin, he does everything for us and gets us like deals for photos and banners and all stuff. But he he plays like the general manager, and his son is now the ring announcer. Okay. It feels like it's two ring announcers because the two of them are always just anyway. Like, whenever like a babyface won, they'd play their music and they'd be celebrating. Kevin would fucking run to the ring and start talking about like something else. So I was like, Kevin, let them have their moment. Twice I did it. I was like, Man, I'm turning into like an old cranky man, I gotta go away.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

You're fucking respecting the business.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

This guy's trying to fucking right after the main event, Rudy, like fucking, you know, is having his moment after wrestling Mustafa Ali. Yeah, and there's Kevin at the ring talking. Hey, everybody, I was like, Kevin. That's like home alone. Kevin. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah, one more. What'd you what'd you do this past weekend, Joey?

SPEAKER_02 21:11

What did I do this past weekend?

SPEAKER_01 21:12

Not apparently that me and Ryan care.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

Yeah, no, like you give a fuck.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Like you give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Actually, I didn't do much at all. I fucking, what did I do on Sunday? I don't remember nothing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:26

We went antiquing again.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

I jammed a little bit. I jammed on Sunday.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_02 21:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:31

That's another reason I'm all we went antiquing again. What? We went antiquing. Oh. Fun. Got an old fucking original Owens bottle, man. It's pretty fucking sick. Nope.

SPEAKER_01 21:48

Okay, cool. Um my son went to go. My son went to go see the Odyssey over the week.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

It and um oh the Odyssey I want to go see it so bad.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

Apparently, it's fucking a masterpiece. This is a movie, yes. Uh actually, Charlie Winston, the former maritime wrestler, is in it. He's in it, is he the main character? No, he's like one of those giant uh like a rope, uh not a robot, because it was back in the fucking but he's like this like metal guard or something like that. But a metal guard, like a like a giant man, like uh, but all in metal, like a giant man, like uh the giant metal man. I am a giant metal man, governor, govnor, govnor. So I want to go see it only because he's in it, but apparently it's really fucking good.

SPEAKER_03 22:48

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

Oh, here you go. That is pretty sick. He said no, he did not want to see. Oh, which is just handy. How much did he pay for that? 10 bucks.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Yeah, that's worth 10 bucks.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

And what do you do with it? Do you have like a case?

SPEAKER_02 23:05

You put it on display, but it goes on the shelfy shelf.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

Yeah, but it's from like I don't even know when. 70s.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

Oh, look at the 60s. Do you keep all your like antique things all in one room or is it throughout your whole house?

SPEAKER_00 23:18

Uh all mines are kind of right here in this room, scattered everywhere, but some of them are downstairs out in display. Like, I've got a it's funny, it's a Disneyland ashtray. Because you know, all Walt Disney was a bill smoker from like the 70s, yeah. And it's a candy dish, but you can clearly tell it's in the shape of a fucking ashtray. It's an ashtray. Disney ashtray.

SPEAKER_01 23:41

The world's gone by. Joey, are you watching um Big Brother? No, no, I'm not watching Big Brother. Is it good? Oh, yeah, it's really good this year. Yeah, you always complain about it the first night, and then you get into yeah, the cast, the casting sucks as always, but yeah, but that's because you don't know them.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

You always think they suck until you get to know them a little bit, right?

SPEAKER_01 24:03

No, I it's it's because they're mostly all the same age, like mid-20 people. So I already know it's gonna suck. And they have like two 50-year-olds, like back in the day when it first came out, that you'd be like a mixture of 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, so sometimes 70-year-olds, but now I just find they're they just want everyone to hook up and mix better TV, and yeah, it's all of the TV. But it's that's the at least this year, they're like playing. There's a couple people from uh Survivor on it.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

I watched the last season of Survivor, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

So that was good. Uh what's her name? God, hang on a second.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

D, do you remember D? Probably. Uh if I saw her face, okay. The name D is pretty generic. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:56

And then um hang on now. There's a guy was remember the guy that played um he flipped the coin of Mr. Beast.

SPEAKER_02 25:07

Oh, Rick Devons?

SPEAKER_01 25:08

Rick Devons is in it. Oh, cool, yeah, and he's really good at it. Okay, yeah, I bet he like he like nominated people, he doesn't like play safe, he wants to fucking shake the house. Yeah, so he nominates like the most popular people. It's great.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

Yeah, Rick Devons would. That's awesome. Okay, I'm gonna have to watch it.

SPEAKER_01 25:24

Yeah, it's really good this year.

SPEAKER_00 25:26

We're we just started watching uh Amazing Race Canada. Do you guys watch that one? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

I have I don't currently.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

We we love the amazing race, but like the amazing race canada one. It's they just go across Canada, but it's just like it's cool because there's like teams from like Newfoundland and like out. But this season they have uh well, they got Maestro Fresh West. Remember that guy? Yeah, no, you don't know let your backbone slide, let your backbone slide. You young fuck. Anyway, he's not great. I mean, if you're not if you if I put spoiler alert, I guess. Well, we're not watching it, so you're not spoiling it. Yeah, they the first episode, and we were just like, How do these have they ever watched the amazing race before? Do they not know what the obviously the last at the mat, and he's like, It's a non-elimination leg, and it's just like oh, we're safe, and then the next episode, same fucking thing, and then they end up sacrificing themselves to get this like other team like the last spot, and they were just like, I just think you didn't want to do this anymore, like yeah, like sacrifice yourself.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

There's only three episodes in their contract, they figured they get them there somehow, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:46

Pretty much, but no, it's pretty good. I don't watch a lot of TV during the summer, so but I I won't miss Big Brother, so that's really the only thing I'm watching right now. Big Brother is a lot of TV during the summer, so it is, but I I well I D VR it and then watch like three episodes on a Sunday.

SPEAKER_00 27:06

Yeah, we just finished the boys. If you watch that, uh you would like the boys.

SPEAKER_01 27:11

I started a year a few years ago and then never kept up with it.

SPEAKER_00 27:15

Oh, dude, it's so good.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

The boys, like B-O-Y-S.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Yeah, it's uh I think there's five seasons, and it's about um superheroes, it's on prime. So it's superheroes, but it's like the fucked up other side of superheroes where you see what they're like behind closed doors and they're like killing people, it's like bloody, violent, fucking all kinds of shit.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Yeah, it's crazy. It's cool.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

I just canceled a bunch of stuff. I was like looking at my credit card uh thing yesterday. I was like, what the fuck is all this shit that comes out every month? It's like stuff that I don't ever use. I fucking canceled everything, including Amazon Prime. Yeah, there you go. You don't order things from Amazon? I do, but I not enough to fucking pay. It was like how much $12 a month. Fucking 12 bucks. That's 12 bucks. That's 12 bucks. That's three Gatorades, but my fucking stream yard jumped up to 68 dollars a month.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

I was like, what the fuck? That's fucking crazy. This show ain't worth 68 bucks a month, right?

SPEAKER_01 28:22

And I use and I use everyone, thank you. I use uh Buzzsproke to put our podcasts like out on Spotify and all that stuff, and that fucking went up $26.99 a month. That's fucking podcast is a fucking end thing now, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

Fucking free though, right? YouTube is free. Everybody go watch it on YouTube. Yeah, we might have to.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

I didn't even know I was fucking paying for so I have uh serious FM st uh uh radio in my car.

SPEAKER_00 28:59

Why like stupid like the um you had the free preview when you got your car, right?

SPEAKER_01 29:04

Right, but I didn't I didn't know I had to cancel it, so oh yeah, obviously. Anyway, I fucking go on my $28 a month. I was paying for it for serious.

SPEAKER_00 29:17

Do you enjoy it though? If you like it, you can contact them and be like $28. You can get them down to like they'll they'll throw you off. Oh, I did.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

I went right on their website and their little chat thing. I was like, hey, I was paying like for free, and then it went up to I think $5.99, which I'm fine with, but I had no idea it jumped up to $28 a month, so I was like, I don't want it, and they're like, Oh, well, we could wait a minute, we can see what we can do. I was like, Oh, yeah, here we go. Okay, if you stay with us, we you can have it for $16.99. That's like, no, I was paying five. You can even give it to me for five and I'll stay. We'll do it for $5.99. I said, Okay, I also want refund it to $28 a month for the last four months. Oh, we don't do refunds. Yeah, oh okay, cancel my subscription. Well, wait a minute. We did it by the time I was done, I got it for $5.99 and I got all my money back. Yeah, you stick it to them, Dave. Fucking right.

SPEAKER_02 30:16

They'll do anything, they'll jack your price up just because if you don't notice, they'll take the money. Yeah, they do I don't because they'll give it to you for free again, they don't care, they just want subscribers.

SPEAKER_01 30:26

Yeah, I was paying like $11 a month because I use Photoshop a lot, and they fucking jacked up the price without telling me. Like you just saw me like going down my credit card thing, like transactions like what the fuck is that? Yeah, fucking canceled that too. No more Photoshop. I don't have to do wrestling posters anymore. Fuck Photoshop's gone.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Photoshop, I don't need it.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Fuck Photoshop.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

I don't need it. Don't need it, never needed it. Uh should we talk some wrestling? Are we or is this not a wrestling podcast anymore?

SPEAKER_02 30:57

We should change the name of the show to I hate wrestling.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Do you not watch it at all?

SPEAKER_02 31:05

I just don't care.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

Yeah, I'm at that point.

SPEAKER_00 31:08

Listen, I enjoy talking with you guys and just fucking shooting the shit. I shoot the shit with her.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

I I watch Raw, but it's awful to watch. Like ads, I could never.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

I could never.

SPEAKER_01 31:25

I got softball on Mondays now. I can't even watch Raw.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:28

I mean, and I can't tell the last time I watched AEW. I couldn't even tell you the storylines, I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

I only know from listening to podcasts and seeing clips, but even the clips, I don't even watch them half the time anymore. I just look, I'll look at it for a second, be like, okay, yeah, and then whatever.

SPEAKER_01 31:45

I do have the uh current lineup of SummerSlam this year. If you want to go over that and yeah, we can we can watch SummerSlam. Yeah, we can watch SummerSlam two nights now.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Two nights sounds awful.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

Um, but uh yeah, let's let's do that. We'll we'll I'll do the SummerSlam uh lineup so far, and maybe that will give us a little reminder of the clip I sent yet about for mystery wrestling.

SPEAKER_00 32:13

No, oh god, come on, it's so good.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

So I can't I can't make myself angry in my own.

SPEAKER_00 32:21

I just had a a show and it was um it was called uh in your backyard. So it was like making fun of in your house, like WWE in your house, but it's called In Your Backyard, and it was all like we did with the Dark Side Donnie Brook. It was all like um what was it called? In your backyard. It was called and the logo even looks like in your backyard, and everything was shot cinematic, and like you could tell there was cuts and everything, and it was just it was so well done. Oh my god. The last the last match was like a barnyard brawl or something, and it was like four on four, and they were like fighting in the woods, they were fighting by a lake. They threw the guy who looks like Joey into the lake. Uh, this clip I said you Sue Grayson climbs on top of the fucking the rental car, and he fucking you see him jump off and he's like full on spread eagle, and then it cuts. And then it's you know when we used to do this, we did the suplex spots in the Donny Brook where we'd pretend to be and then we'd finish it with a roll, and then it's him just it cuts to him, like kind of falling, and then he jumps right back up, and it was just like nobody caught him. How to give away the magic, Ryan. It's the magic, it was so good, man. It was and they did all like they they copy like Simpson stuff where it was like one guy was chasing a girl with like a knife, and then they run across the screen, and then they come back, they run the other way. Now she's chasing him, and then like all that funny shit.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

I can't talk because I book stuff like that every once in a while.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

I fucking shout out to Mystery Wrestling. I fucking love it. I gotta get up for a show. It's so good.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

That's you sound like you're trying to get booked, is what you're trying to do.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

I would do whatever, man. I'd wear a suit. I'd fucking suit it.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

I'd do it.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

I swear to fuck, I'd give up the gap, though.

SPEAKER_01 34:05

I'd turn my hat forward.

SPEAKER_00 34:07

Yeah, I would curve. Oh my god. I'm doing it. Seriously though, guys. Mystery wrestling's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

Okay, I know Joey's not your thing, but it's not interesting.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

Um, it's funny. I was uh uh out for a drink with uh Reverso and Johnny DeLuco the weekend, and I just happened to mention the clowns from out west, and they're like, We love the clowns. I was like, Holy fuck, these fucking clowns, they have no idea that they're so across Canada. Bring them down for your last call show, man. No, that's quite right. All right, uh SummerSlam. Let's let's look at SummerSlam. Let's see what WWE has planned for us good fans of so far. Uh it's weird because like CM Punk versus Cody Rhodes, like maybe two years ago, we'd be like, Holy fuck, that's a big match. I don't even fucking care. It hasn't happened yet, has it? No, it's but no, but it's happening in summer.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

No, but I'm just saying, like, it hasn't over the last few years he's been there, it hasn't happened.

SPEAKER_01 35:14

No, not yet. Yeah, uh, so that's for next weekend. That's for the WWE championship, CM Punk versus Championship. Who's gonna win? Who's gonna win? Uh it's gotta be CM Punk, right?

SPEAKER_02 35:29

Probably, probably. I don't know. Cody heel turn. Depends who gets involved. Say does Sammy get involved?

SPEAKER_00 35:35

Sammy's Dane will probably get involved. Sammy, you know, probably, and then it'll it'll be like, oh, Sammy costs him the match, but something will happen, and you'll still end up winning. That was kind of a a weird angle, too, where they gave Sammy the belt and then no, that's Sammy's job.

SPEAKER_02 35:52

Yeah, that's what they now. I I I could tell that's with probably the direction they were going. It wasn't, I shouldn't say that. It wasn't surprising, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:00

But it was like the belt, the Hulk Brett WrestleMania thing. I like how they played off that too. Didn't they say punk had the black eye and everything?

SPEAKER_01 36:08

Yeah, I don't think they've I don't think that's what they were doing at all. Uh, for the world heavyweight championship, it's Roman Reigns versus Seth Rollins. Are you excited for that one? No, no, no, again, Joey Joe, again, yeah, again, they're just like recapping, like and it's always like, Oh, it's such a big deal.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

It's like, well, that's what you said last time.

SPEAKER_00 36:35

See, I haven't even been watching like Raw or anything because it's like, remember, he was like, Oh, I'm gonna be here all summer and all this stuff. And I'm like, has he actually been on every episode of Raw? Like he said, uh I don't know. Is that something you just said? I don't fucking know. Well, retire. Well, I've had enough.

SPEAKER_01 36:50

It's Roman Reigns. He doesn't need to retire, but again, Roman just got the belt, too, right? So they're not going unless he's going off again for a bit.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

Yeah, he probably will come back at the rumble.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

Uh, hell in a cell, Brock Lesnar versus Oba Femi.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Brock puts Oba over.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

Yeah, in Minnesota, too, his home. Retires him in Minnesota. I think so.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

And then they'll raise the cage, and Brock will get his little passing the torch, and then he'll take off his shit again. Thong and all.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

Cock hanging out women, uh, we're children. Pop the pop women's world championship match. Joey, who's the women's champion right now? I bet you don't even know. Which one? The world champion, the women's world champion.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

Liv Morgan.

SPEAKER_01 38:03

Live Morgan.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

Is that true? Yeah, that was a guess.

SPEAKER_01 38:07

She is uh defending against EOSky.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

Cool, okay. Uh EOSky. I predict EOSky gets the belt.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

They're both very good at what they do. I just don't care.

SPEAKER_01 38:25

Okay. Uh for the Intercontinental Championship. Who's the Intercontinental Champion right now, Joey? This is like a quiz. Uh, I don't even know. Is it Dom still? I know it is actually the number two belt in the company. Is it Dom still? No, it's not Dom Penta. Penta? Okay. Penta's had it for a bit. He is wrestling another baby face, Chad Gable. Well, lovely. More baby faces wrestling baby faces. Yeah, uh, every match, CM Punk and Cody Rhodes, that's two babies, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins. I know Roman Reigns isn't really a baby face, but he sure gets that reaction.

SPEAKER_02 39:06

Yeah, acknowledge me.

SPEAKER_01 39:08

Uh, I think Chad's gonna win. They've been pushing him ever since he was unmasked.

SPEAKER_00 39:12

I don't know. Pants is fucking a really good IC champ, right? He's very popular.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

Yeah, he sells a lot of merch. Yeah, kids like him. Yeah, the women's championship WWE that was stripped this week. Rhea Ripley is injured, so they took it off her. Yeah, yeah, that sucks. So they are having they are having a ladder match. Five women. Oh, oh Jesus. One of them is Jade Cargo.

SPEAKER_00 39:44

Okay, ladder match, Jade Cargo. Oh, okay. The first thing is a cargo.

SPEAKER_01 39:52

There's a cargo making fun of the way I look. I have a speech impediment. I don't make fun of you being fat all the time.

SPEAKER_02 39:58

Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_01 39:59

Yeah, you do. Who the fuck have you been? Tiffany Stratton and then three three others to be determined.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Okay, yeah, I don't really care about that either. Well, why have a you know it's just a multi-person match for a title, right? That doesn't really mean much right now.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Um, a six-man tag team match that feels like it's rushed and just thrown together to have these people on the show. It's LA Knight, okay, teaming with Solo Sakoa, who is now a baby face, what and Royce Keys. What when what that's the tag that's the one team. What happened here? What I don't know, and they're taking on Jacob Fatu and the Usos. Okay, it's just like they had all these people are like, all right, we had to put them somewhere, let's just have them feuding over. I don't even know what they're fighting over. It's a weird match, man. Very a weird match. I don't I don't get it. And the other match announced, which is the only match I'm really interested in, even more so than Brock Lesnar and Oba Femi.

SPEAKER_00 41:17

Gunther versus Nick Aldous. Nick Aldous, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:22

That actually that's cool. I like it.

SPEAKER_00 41:23

Yeah, I'm the good angle they were building. Yeah, you skip the most important one though. It's gonna be Danhausen versus Dominic Mysterio. They just oh really, yeah, yeah. Oh fun. That's not on my list. Yeah, I guess I have been walking fuck. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, no, the the Nick Aldous Gunther angle's been fucking great.

SPEAKER_02 41:48

Yeah, I was wondering if they were ever gonna let him wrestle. He's not officially retired.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

He just didn't book or didn't want to wrestle, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 41:59

Clearly they have to have to name more matches because it's too nice. Because how many was that? Six?

SPEAKER_00 42:08

The SummerSlam Rumble.

SPEAKER_01 42:11

Yeah. Now that Vince settled out of court, maybe Vince will show up.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

They they should not do that. I know. Don't don't do that.

SPEAKER_01 42:23

Really don't do that.

SPEAKER_00 42:24

Come here, pal.

SPEAKER_01 42:27

Speaking of WWE, are you guys watching Untold Yet? The new season is out. I just started it today, actually.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

Since I have nothing to do because I'm home alone, I started it today.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

So, how many, how many? I've watched two so far. I think yeah, I think I'm on three. Yeah, they're long, they're like over an hour each.

SPEAKER_00 42:46

So, yeah, I yeah, I gotta start watching those. Uh you're home alone. We know that you're in there, and you're all alone. Yeah, me and Dave are gonna come break into your house. Yes, but set some traps. Are you watching Dark Side of the Ring? Yes, that's when I have to start too.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

That's been very good. That very good, excellent.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

Yeah, they kind of skipped over. Well, they always do a lot.

SPEAKER_02 43:10

You can't say everything, and they had to tell it from the perspective of Jeff Jarrett and TNA, so that way they were they had a bit more license to keep certain things out because it was more so about Jeff.

SPEAKER_01 43:20

Yeah, they really did, but it was good, they really did Dixie fucking wrong. She's like, No one likes her, she not hurdy.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

She should have said yes to a fucking interview because she could have at least told her side of the story, yeah. They made her out to be a shit bitch, shitty person. Yeah, it's good though.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

So the the episode this week is the Samoa Joe match with yes, I've never seen it, so I should watch it before I watch. You've never seen it. No, is it even online somewhere?

SPEAKER_02 43:53

Probably. Have did you see that Dark Side of the Ring is releasing a VHS of that episode? Oh. Like a limited edition VHS of the Samoa Joe Necro Butcher episode with the full match on the VHS. Oh, okay. Yeah, I just saw they posted it yesterday. And they're only making like 300 or something. That's cool. And the first hundred are gonna be signed by Joe and Necro Butcher.

SPEAKER_01 44:17

Oh, he's still alive.

SPEAKER_02 44:19

Yeah. I think he still wrestles, dude.

SPEAKER_01 44:21

He was a wrestler, wasn't he? Yeah, yes. I think he still wrestles. Oh, I thought I read somewhere he died. Huh. No, I don't know. I've yeah, I've never seen the match, so I'm gonna uh watch it first before I watch the episode.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

It's fucking brutal, dude.

SPEAKER_01 44:36

Is it yeah?

SPEAKER_00 44:38

I don't like that shit. I mean it's not like a says the guy who was willing to wear and put on a white suit hoping for blood. I can't deal with that shit.

SPEAKER_02 44:47

Yeah, but they're apparently this has to be very out of each other. It's not so much that it's like light tubes and shit. It's not like that. Which I'm gonna do. It's just a fucking it's fucked.

SPEAKER_00 45:02

Okay, I'll definitely have to check those out. Are they all out now?

SPEAKER_02 45:06

No, no. No, it's only this that episode's on tonight.

SPEAKER_00 45:10

Oh nice.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

They just release one a week. Oh, it's tonight.

SPEAKER_01 45:14

That's right, it's Tuesday. It's Tuesday.

SPEAKER_02 45:21

Fuck it.

SPEAKER_01 45:23

I have a top ten. Uh is there anything else you guys want to talk about? I have a list of shit like topics to talk about. What else is there to talk about? We'll talk later. Another another episode. Yeah. You know what I noticed the other day at wrestling too? For like two being on shows for two nights, the lack of characters.

SPEAKER_02 45:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:45

That's a discussion I'd like to talk about another day.

SPEAKER_02 45:49

Yes, we will do that.

SPEAKER_00 45:51

It's not that era. Just a quick it's not that era of characters anymore. Everyone wants to be them and show off who they are, but it doesn't always work for the show. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 46:01

Everybody's a Spider-Man. Spider-Man or Spider-Man. You gotta be selfish in wrestling, but at the same time, you gotta get in where you fit in.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

And there's a few guys who have done it, but for the I think I was the only character, really, when I was looking around the locker room. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, Ryan and Joey, do you like me have a giant box of TV and stereo wires that you keep for no reason?

SPEAKER_02 46:32

I wouldn't say it's a giant box, but I've got a drawer right here.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

I do though, yeah. I've got a couple drawers and a box.

SPEAKER_02 46:39

I have yeah, no, I've got this, I've got a box in there that's got a bunch of extra guitar cables and random shit I've acquired over the years. I have that Hulk Hogan backpack that's full of cables. I've got yeah, I'm a guitar player, dude. I got so many cables, right?

SPEAKER_01 46:53

But you won't throw, but you won't throw them out as I I won't either. And what if you I have cables from like uh game consoles that I don't even have the machine?

SPEAKER_02 47:02

I could I could plug in four different amps right now. I only have one.

SPEAKER_00 47:05

Dave, do you have a five volt DC uh like power thing? Yes, is it white? So no, I don't know, but I ordered so I drunkenly or I drunkenly ordered a mini projector off of Timu. Oh nice and it showed up, it's about this big, and it's yeah, it's for a phone, obviously, but it didn't come with a power supply and it says uh five volt fucking DC plugin, and I'm like Walmart would come with a didn't come with Timu, man.

SPEAKER_01 47:36

It didn't come with that. You can go to Value Village too.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

They have that wall of bags of all that's true.

SPEAKER_00 47:43

All right, well, I also got my Hulk. I got a Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy uh enamel pin. It's why I ordered it off of Timu, it's a little pin like you put on your jacket, but it's a Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy. That's cool, really. Yeah, why why you've intrigued me? Is it for me? No, because with Timu, you have to fill up $35 worth of stuff before you can check out.

SPEAKER_01 48:08

So on Timu, if you write Hulk Hogan, there's Hulk Hogan stuff on Timu. Oh, yeah, you can write anything, man.

SPEAKER_02 48:14

It's all bootleg shit, but does it look like him though?

SPEAKER_01 48:16

When it shows up, hold on, I'll go get it.

SPEAKER_02 48:20

Prove it because yeah, no, they got all kinds of shit, but it's not it's not WWE fucking. Yeah, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

That's what I'm wondering.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

Like, is does he not have a mustache or is he I don't think it's that egregious, but it's it's it's a thing, it's a thing. They sell fucking guitars and shit on there.

SPEAKER_01 48:42

Yeah, my my uh daughter's boyfriend bought a chainsaw on Timu. I was like, dude, make sure you have goggles on. Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

I mean, it's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 48:56

Yeah, that is. Can I have that?

SPEAKER_00 48:58

How much was that? Uh like a dollar on Timu. Perfect. I'll give you five for it. It's pink though, if you notice.

SPEAKER_01 49:05

I don't fucking care. He is pink, yeah. He's like a hot dog shaded. He's like, Yeah, he fell asleep under the sun.

SPEAKER_02 49:14

That will fade in time, too. All right, under Dave's hot lights in his fucking Hulk Hogan box. That didn't fade.

SPEAKER_01 49:21

Yeah, um, these are the top 10 things everybody has around their house. Let's see how many of these things you have. Okay, that's why I mentioned the box of loose wires.

SPEAKER_02 49:34

Yes, I definitely have the box or the areas of loose wires.

SPEAKER_01 49:39

Number 10. A drawer full of batteries, yeah. None in which they don't they don't fit anything, or they're half of them are dead, or they don't work. Yes, you just throw them in there, and now you don't know if they work.

SPEAKER_02 49:55

You don't know which ones which like oh I'll remember that those ones don't work. I just don't want to throw them out right now.

SPEAKER_01 50:00

Yeah, right. I have a like a wicker box when you come into my apartment and on a shelf and they're full of just batteries. I don't know if they work, I don't know if they check the battery box.

SPEAKER_02 50:10

There's one place where the batteries go. Yep, that's true, isn't it? Yeah, and I at least you know where it is, you know where the batteries are to.

SPEAKER_01 50:18

Number nine, I think Joey, you just mentioned this one. At least three phone charging cables that mysteriously stop working. Oh, yes, there's so many cables.

SPEAKER_02 50:30

I have so many because we've got phones, each of us have a work phone and a regular phone. The kids all have tablets, there's laptops. Yep, there's fucking shit.

SPEAKER_01 50:41

Uh I also keep all my old cell phones, I have them all. I don't have all my old cell phones, I have a couple. Why I'm keeping them, I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

You never know when you're gonna need a phone.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

That and I have one that has some like songs on it that I wanted to keep, and I just never transferred them over, and I just never think to. Yeah, yeah. So I still have my old computer that's literally sitting at my feet right now.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

Dude, I have three laptops in my storage room.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

This has all the videos from my first year, first few years in wrestling. Like all the matches that I had with Nick in the garage, yeah, while training. My like I have like a fan cam from out on the side video of my Cole Cabana match on that because I was never able to see it in the Wrestle Center version, right? So I so I have that on this computer, but this computer I don't even know if it works anymore, but I gotta throw it out.

SPEAKER_01 51:30

I can't throw it out.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

I can't, I can't do it. There's important shit on that.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

Uh same as like I have my kids' old laptops in the storage room, and my daughter's like, Why you have that? I was like, I don't know. What if I need it? What if somebody needs one? What if I could sell it? Uh number eight, a kitchen cupboard full of takeout menus from restaurants you can now order online. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:59

You know what? I think finally, I think finally I don't have that, but forever I did. Forever I did.

SPEAKER_00 52:07

My parent top drawer and my parents' house were under you know, the cutlery holder, plastic, and lift that up, and they were all under their advertisers' pizza, Chinese places, everything. It's just yeah, yeah. Do they still have a phone book? Probably. Oh man, the phone they still have a whole house phone, but I think the only reason they keep the house phone is because it's part of their deal with internet and and uh cable. Okay, because yeah, my my parents are old school, they don't they're they they're just getting into tablets and cell phones. This is my dad with his phone.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

My mom sends hilarious emojis.

SPEAKER_01 52:45

It just doesn't, it's uh number seven, a TV remote control with a missing battery cover. Oh, yeah. No, I don't think I have one of those. I have that's my phone. It's turn it off. Sorry, professional. People always fucking want me. He's Katie messaged me. I want to see I know you want me. Actually, it's Royce McRae, the photographer. He's sending me photos. I love that guy. Number yeah, he's awesome. He came to Spring Hill. Actually, we threw him in a car and um number six. A closet full of reusable shopping bags that you always forget to bring when you go shopping.

SPEAKER_00 53:27

Yeah, we literally just did a purge. Uh like we oh my god, there were so many fucking bags. We sat like, how many do you want? Okay, take some for your car, put them in your car. These ones we'll put in my car, and we'll leave these. And it was just I threw out a giant fucking bag. It was so much easier when they just give you plastic bags, yes, and you could just keep a like a hundred of them in one bag because you're like, Oh shit, I forgot my bag at home, so you have to end up buying one, or you're carrying it out like this, and you end up with 800 bags.

SPEAKER_01 53:58

I'll buy like one of those paper bags for 20.

SPEAKER_02 54:00

Yeah, I get the paper bags a lot, and we use them for the compost. Composts, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:04

Fuck we're old.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

But they but they all sit, there's so many of them, they just sit there forever.

SPEAKER_00 54:11

That's a free bag right there. It's free cards.

SPEAKER_02 54:13

That's the thing you can't throw it away, pay 10 cents.

SPEAKER_00 54:15

Because I use the uh cardboard inserts in my green, my little kitchen green bin.

SPEAKER_02 54:19

Yeah, and yeah, we have the little the little bags that go in that too. So they don't eat used every day.

SPEAKER_00 54:24

We've gone from fucking drinking in bars to talking about fucking compost.

SPEAKER_01 54:30

Number five. Everyone has a junk drawer with the following items: 14 pens that don't work, yeah, three mysterious keys. Sure, yeah, 27 rubber bands. I don't know about that one. Well, it's it's a common thing, a random tape measure, tape measure. I got fucking I got uh go ahead, and absolutely no scissors. I don't know what that means either. You always prepare for one pair of scissors in the entire always have scissors. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 55:07

I roll joints, I always have scissors.

SPEAKER_01 55:11

Yeah, I have a drawer, it has so many fucking pens in it, and I'll reach for one. And if it doesn't work, I fucking put it back in the drawer.

SPEAKER_02 55:20

I in this drawer here, I have a vape that I had like a like six months ago.

SPEAKER_00 55:24

I don't even need your drawers right now.

SPEAKER_02 55:26

Don't even think it works.

SPEAKER_00 55:27

See, I have like containers. This is just a container of random.

SPEAKER_02 55:32

There's a a bag of like some sort of gummy bears here. I don't know how long that's been in there.

SPEAKER_00 55:40

All right, everybody open your drawer.

SPEAKER_01 55:42

Use your scissors and open them up and see what happens. What else have I got in here?

SPEAKER_02 55:50

All right, all right.

SPEAKER_00 55:53

This is my Ruby card from Vegas. Oh my god, that's a classic. A Batman belt buckle.

SPEAKER_02 55:59

I got another drawer here.

SPEAKER_00 56:01

An old General Lee fucking juke has a card.

SPEAKER_02 56:04

I got rubbing alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 56:07

All right, all right.

SPEAKER_02 56:09

A meat probe.

SPEAKER_01 56:12

This is not a lot of maybe that's to pry the uh gummy bears back to life. I have some Robux, I got a Rescue Ranger's patch. I love that this has become show and tell.

SPEAKER_02 56:24

Oh my gosh, I have so much shop glass.

SPEAKER_01 56:30

All right, all right. Sunglasses. Let me get to number four. No, I'm still a hot dog rock, I got a rubber duck wearing a mask.

SPEAKER_02 56:41

Never ask Brian to show you his shit. He's got so much shit.

SPEAKER_01 56:44

That that's just in his fanny pack, it's not even in a drawer. Number four. I gotta put the side that one Tupperware container with no matching lid and a lid with no matching container. You you only have one?

SPEAKER_00 56:58

I have tons, I got a whole none of them match.

SPEAKER_02 57:03

Where do they go? I don't know, man. I have kids, they could be anywhere, right? The kids could have left them at school, they could have threw it fucking somewhere. Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 57:12

Fell out of their bag. I have a drawer full of like red topperware uh tops, and nothing that they fit on, but I won't throw them out just in case those Tupperware dishes just reappear somehow in case.

SPEAKER_02 57:26

Yep, it's a sickness, really.

SPEAKER_01 57:29

It's a sickness. It is number three. A chair that's not used as a chair, it's used as a wardrobe. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:38

I don't have a wardrobe. This one's holding a fucking sewing machine.

SPEAKER_02 57:42

The one over here is it's all towels. There's towels on that one.

SPEAKER_01 57:47

That's our um, we have a uh what do you call those walking machines? A fucking treadmill in our bedroom. It's just I throw my dirty clothes on it all the time.

SPEAKER_02 57:56

Yeah, yeah. It's you gotta live, you know what I mean? You gotta live your life.

SPEAKER_00 58:00

You ready? What? Scary as so this is this is the spare room that I do my podcast in. This is a bed frame with just random fucking shit on it.

SPEAKER_01 58:12

Maybe maybe this will uh oh look, there's a box of uh gold the look for gold. They'll be there next time we have a podcast. Trust me, dude. I would never number two. I don't think this really uh it used to, Joey. You mentioned it, um, but not anymore for us, anyway. A plastic grocery bag, yeah, hanging under your sink, filled with more groceries, more grocery bags.

SPEAKER_02 58:45

Yeah, that that was for the days. Yep, it was a simpler time, wasn't it? The soapies bag, but so be's bags.

SPEAKER_00 58:52

You can use them for anything, but I used to.

SPEAKER_02 58:54

I used when I was a kid, I used to use them as Hulk Hogan shirts so I could tear them off. Oh, I'd hit the bottom of it.

SPEAKER_01 59:00

We used to bottom our boots, they'd be bootlining inside of our boots, so that's it.

SPEAKER_02 59:04

Well, that was a more practical use, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:08

Um, there was a comic, and I forget who his uh one of those routine was talking about the the one plastic bag that was holding all the other bags, how masculine he must have felt.

unknown 59:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:21

Well, it's crazy to think like where we've come from. Like, I think it's even Quebec. You go to Quebec and down in like the the states, they still have plastic bags. You're like, what is this? What is this magical thing?

SPEAKER_01 59:31

I know, yeah. I think uh yeah, same as plastic straws and all that stuff. You can buy plastic straws still, yeah, yeah. Uh, and number one, what was number two? It's a plastic grocery bag. Oh, I thought it was number three.

SPEAKER_00 59:47

Sorry, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

Number one, number one, everyone has that uh one place they swear they put everywhere, everything safe, and then forget and never find it again.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:01

Yeah, I do that all the time. Oh, I'll put that here, and then I forget I put it there.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:06

My dresser, like nightstand, I guess, top drawer in the nightstand, is just like a junk drawer. Like, you know, I have souvenirs, like I keep like important things in there. I've got an old iPad in there. I took it, I was like, Oh, this old thing. I opened up, there's fucking $30 just sitting in it, like an old 20 and an old 10. I'm like, oh fuck, all right, put that back, leave that for a fucking rainy day.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:28

There's an honorable mention one here. It says a drawer full of instruction manuals for appliances you threw away five years ago. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:37

I had a problem for a long time where I'd keep the boxes for everything. Oh, and I'd just have a closet full of boxes, and they fucking by the time I got to it, I didn't have the shit anymore. I was like, Why the fuck do I still have this box? It drove me nuts.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:52

I used to be that with uh cell phones, I always kept my cell phone box, the box, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:57

Never ever used it again.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:58

No, my TV. I used to always keep my T T V boxes. If I moved somewhere, I'd have a TV of the box, put it in the box, it doesn't get damaged and like a true dirt bag, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:07

You're moving every year, yeah. I was there stuck in an elevator. That was my thought, too. I was like, I'm gonna need these because I know I'm gonna be not here very long.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:17

Yeah, yeah, like the littlest hobo. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:23

Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:26

Well, that's it. That's my top ten, and that is an hour already. So look at that teenage bag. Let's end it. Um, yeah, anything to promote? Uh no, not until next. Uh I don't have a show until October now.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:42

Oh shit. I've got four. Well, potentially four. I've got two in August. New Breed Wrestling August 15th. Uh United Wrestling August 16th in Waterville. Uh, and then I'm doing giant stock for new breed wrestling in September. Um, and then potentially another show, which I have to wait to confirm, and then yeah. I ordered some new shirts, new shirts are coming. I gotta uh, they're all paid off. I just gotta wait for Nathan to message me and let me know if we're done. Oh, yeah, man. I I'm not like remember we had this discussion. People, he's like, Oh yeah, people still owe me money. Nope. As soon as I was like, done, and he's like, Oh, by the way, here's the tax. I'm like, Oh, sent that right away. I'm like, fucking free and clear, but just gotta pick it up. How many did you order? Uh, just 25. Okay, bunch of uh small and mediums for the kitties, and then a couple double XLs because that's some people ask.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:36

But Joey, do you have anything to promote? Any shows that me and Ryan should go to?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:41

I do. I have one in late August. I couldn't tell you the exact uh date. I believe it's the 22nd. Oh busy. Uh, but I will find out for next time. It's uh it's the sludge fest or something that's going on at Gus's. Okay, bunch of sludgy and sludge and doom bands. We're playing that, and then our final show is gonna be September 19th. I don't know where it is, but uh we'll talk about that one too.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:08

Perfect. Sludge Fest. I'm trying to see if I could Google it, but there's it didn't come up.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:13

No, probably not. We're going all right, guys.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:17

Uh Area 506 there in a couple weeks.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:19

Yeah, I'm going, I'm going to Foo Fighters in two weeks.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:24

I was I was wondering about that. That's fucking awesome. Ricky just went to see them somewhere in Italy. Yeah, everybody. Ricky's home soon.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:32

Yeah, I fucking yeah, we're going and stoked. Right sighted.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:36

We're gonna see Marianna's trench in uh Wheatus on at Area 506.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:41

Wheatus, that's pretty sweet, right? Yeah, that's sweet. I don't know who that is. Weed us teenage dirt bag.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:47

Um just a teenager bag, baby.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:51

So I would know one song. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

Me too, but that song's worth the price of admission. I love that song.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:58

Uh all right, let's let's end this piece.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:02

All right, well, I think uh I think we might take the rest of the summer off.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:05

Yeah, well, we fucking only do it once a month now, anyway. Um, but we'll watch SummerSlam and uh we'll talk about that maybe. And uh yeah, we'll come back uh yeah, uh late summer, early fall.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:21

We'll talk about SummerSlam.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:22

Yeah, we gotta find a new platform too that's free because fuck StreamYard.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:26

Yeah, stupid.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:30

Okay, bye friends. Okay, bye. Bye everybody. Have a good summer, everybody.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:36

Deuces, oh, peace. Uh uh fuck you guys.