Highlights of Season 1 Part 2

In this Part 2 Highlights video, we're giving you a front-row seat to some of the funniest, most honest, and unforgettable moments from our latest episode.

From real talk about life over 50 to hilarious stories you won’t believe, Timeless & Unfiltered keeps it raw, relatable, and 100% unapologetic. Whether we’re diving into dating, hot flashes, friendships, fashion, or just surviving this wild ride called midlife — we’re keeping it real and making you laugh along the way!

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Timeless and Unfiltered Highlights Introduction

Speaker 1 0:00

You've loved Timeless and Unfiltered to this point , and we can't wait to share more . Today , we're giving you the best moments of what we shared thus far Enjoy .

Speaker 3 0:14

This is Lagra . This is Stephanie .

Speaker 2 0:18

This is Cherie and this is Ivanya .

Speaker 5 0:26

And this is Evania , and this is Timeless and Unfiltered , where we are spilling the tea on midlife

Dating, Relationships and Accountability

Speaker 5 0:34

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Speaker 6 0:34

one laugh at a time when I think I've said that before I don't mind approaching somebody , so that may be a part of it too , but I'm not , I'm , I'm just not falling to that . I'm not falling into that thing about what Atlanta look like and what the other people women are doing , because I just think that we give the keep center receiver but the other person we will . We'll go after another woman and say what she's doing , but we never sit back and look at what the person who's a receiver . They're coming up , they gotta come after your man and what is he doing ? And how did they get his number ? His number didn't jump in their damn pocket or phone . But because we don't want to deal with it , the accountability of holding that MFA responsible . We don't want to be responsible for holding him accountable . So we go jump on the other person and they got something to do with it . Actually , they don't owe me shit .

Speaker 4 1:32

They don't owe me anything .

Speaker 5 1:34

You owe me something and I'm not coming after you .

Speaker 6 1:37

I'm not trying to figure out what you're doing when I don't feel comfortable or safe it's time for me to go .

Speaker 5 1:43

It's just that simple atlanta or anywhere else .

Speaker 6 1:55

I don't think I've ever , I don't think I don't think I have ever gone through his stuff .

Speaker 4 1:58

Yeah because , why , never right , right . Well , I'm gonna do call her up and say hey , I found your number in your phone what People do ?

Speaker 6 2:05

I've never . People never see me swear . I've never .

Speaker 4 2:10

And it's the truth . It's like you said . People still come up to me oh , you married . Yes , are you happy ? What ?

Speaker 6 2:17

People are bold . They do , do that .

Speaker 2 2:20

Yeah , they will ask you , they don't care they don't care .

Speaker 6 2:23

But when you're I , I feel like I'm not married either , but I feel like when your relationship is strong , even in dating , if y'all have something as strong as that , you're committed to or you really care about this person , then you really care about their emotions , and that comes with safety . That's what feeling safe , feel like Like you're , we're here together and I don't have to worry . And the second those feelings come up or something's going on . I don't have to do , but that comes with mature conversations with somebody .

Speaker 1 2:58

Right .

Speaker 6 2:59

So when you're having mature conversations and you're dating or you decide whatever you're going to do , y'all do know , as women , we could be seeing somebody and then after a while we just assume we , they , whatever , and they never even ask us . You know , there's a lot of assumptions , but once and I always say we just doing this till we don't , until somebody asks the other person like we gotta have that conversation , we have to have the adult conversation , right , right .

Speaker 6 3:23

And then , once you do that , you have to feel secure and safe and be . This is what it is , and as an adult , when it's not anymore , then you have to be an adult and let's have a conversation to move this along .

Speaker 5 3:37

What are we ?

Speaker 4 3:37

doing ? What are we doing ?

Speaker 6 3:40

People just don't do that .

Speaker 2 3:41

It's communication . We don't communicate like we should .

Speaker 3 3:44

Well , that's why I think friendships to build a friendship first , is the foundation . Yes , and I build friendships with everyone that I've dated to where I don't have like real bad breakups . They're real amicable and I'm like yeah , this ain't , this ain't working out for me . I release you out of love . I can see her . We just yeah , and so that's when they're well . You have abandonment issues because of your past and I'm like , oh friend , you throwing up what's going on ?

Speaker 3 4:10

like , don't , don't do that and it's not to have abandonment issues . I'm just not gonna keep putting up with your shit at the end of the day and I release you . I love and I I'm still cool with a lot of my exes . I we still have conversations because I just don't have bad breakups . I really communicate as an adult , but I like what you said . We're just . What did you say ? We're doing this until we're not .

Speaker 4 4:31

Until we're not , yeah , until we're not .

Speaker 1 4:31

Until we're not , until , we're not , until , we're not , until , we're not .

Speaker 3 4:41

Until we're not feel like we're not meshing and this ain't going anywhere . Hey , let's have a conversation , and I have adult conversations and they're uncomfortable . A lot of times they just sitting there tapping . Can't believe you doing me like this , hey .

Speaker 4 4:54

I mean me and Anthony have gone through phases where we didn't talk . I mean he worked that night , I worked during the day and it would just be Ships passing in the night , just right , and just be like like you said . Then you got to be an adult , say okay .

Speaker 3 5:08

What's going on now ? What are we doing ? Right , Like what ? What ?

Speaker 2 5:11

Let's talk .

Speaker 3 5:12

So who's usually ?

Speaker 2 5:12

the bigger person , you or him ?

Speaker 4 5:19

Who's the bigger person you mean ? I feel like I'm the one that always has to back down , Because I'm like rawr and Anthony will sit there like Real calm and then you feel crazy Like dang he calm , dang

Communication and Adult Conversations

Speaker 4 5:35

okay , because he's not going to Dang , and it used to be a place where I yelled a lot and then I stopped and looked and I was like he doesn't hear me , okay , okay , I can't hear when you yell yeah . Yeah .

Speaker 1 5:55

So then I stopped .

Speaker 4 5:57

And even my son had a situation where he upset me and I nothing . And for days my son was like I'm gonna need you to yell at me , cuss me out something ain't right , something I don't like . This I don't like this . You not saying that that's like danger , right ? There right and it would . I got to a point now where I'll say you know , the warning is okay , you start running when I say all right now because , I'm not , I'm not , I'm not .

Speaker 4 6:32

And that drives him crazy . And he's like Cheryl , say something to me , what ?

Speaker 1 6:37

what would you ?

Speaker 4 6:37

like me to say oh , they hate that .

Speaker 3 6:39

I ain't got nothing . No , we in trouble .

Speaker 6 6:42

I have a question now that we're talking , that we're talking , my wheels are spinning . Now , my wheels are spinning , so you know you'll hear therapists or people talk about . Well , everybody , the ultimate goal is to get married .

Speaker 6 6:57

Right so why , are you with somebody ? Why are you doing that If y'all don't plan on getting married ? You see that a lot on TikTok , Instagram and all of that stuff . But first of all , I mean , everybody is not looking to get married , but the question is when you're in this dating realm , isn't that something that you think that should be discussed ? If that's what your ultimate goal is , it's not wasting time , right ?

Speaker 1 7:22

Yes , that's like I know you want your girl .

Speaker 6 7:26

Saying deaf partner is being that . You want your deaf buddy .

Speaker 3 7:32

Yeah , that's a conversation that you're having , I'm fine yeah , okay , yeah , I was just curious about that yeah , and my current one was like oh , I don't know one give me .

Speaker 4 7:41

And I'm like , so okay , we basically gonna do this till it's done till you're not till I'm not yeah , but there's no surprise , yeah , you're gonna be single don't okay yeah , I have those conversations yeah .

Speaker 3 7:58

I let them know I'm dating with a purpose and this is my intention . What are yours ?

Speaker 2 8:02

oh , I know okay , whatever exercise you can do , ladies , please , but yeah .

Speaker 5 8:07

I haven't had the the sneeze and I can't hold it like I used to . Yeah , so if I say , oh , I gotta pee , it can wait just no , it can't let me go and go to the bathroom .

Speaker 3 8:18

I'm a camel , I can hold mine forever that's the one , unless you sneeze but and I went to the doctor not told the doctor I feel like I walk around smelling like little pissy .

Speaker 3 8:32

So he didn't know he was like I don't know girl . Yes , he looks like Prince , he's so little and cute . And so when he left the nurse she's a woman of our age , she's like that's because we're not emptying our bladder fully . So she said , when you go to the bathroom and pee , she said , because you always have maybe like two or three drops that you didn't get out so she was like you lean forward and squeeze . I do that them and see I I didn't know that and she said that's why you'll smell pee .

Speaker 3 9:03

And she said because you might have two , two to three little drops left that you didn't get out . So she said lean over and squeeze . And she said you hear them little things yeah , you do , and then you'll be fine , I was like nobody .

Speaker 2 9:12

I never well , I've never heard that . Yeah , I do every time that I use the bathroom .

Speaker 5 9:17

When I finish , I lean forward yeah , and almost do a kegel exercise and that last little two , three drops come out and be like yep , now I'm done .

Speaker 3 9:25

You walk around smelling fresh all day .

Speaker 2 9:26

I don't really , but a little random , I have to think , so a little random farts that happen sometimes you say the random farts , okay , nobody told .

Speaker 5 9:34

Well , I think part of it is because things you used to be able to eat you can't eat anymore . Rated as much like you know , even us , we had lunch earlier today . I had to run upstairs and go to the bathroom Like what is my body doing ?

Speaker 4 9:47

Something .

Speaker 5 9:47

I ate said nope , Anything else . You wish someone had warned you .

Speaker 6 9:55

Just that it's hard to get the weight off after a Sunday , Seriously like I just had no idea . I mean , I was had no idea yeah .

Speaker 3 10:05

I mean .

Speaker 6 10:05

I was always 105 pounds . They used to call me olive oil and then one day the weight kept . Really I hated it because I always had hips .

Speaker 5 10:14

It was a little skinny thing with hips . She was slim , fit .

Speaker 6 10:18

I had these hips because the kids used to tease me . The boys used to tease me , the same boys they loved it .

Speaker 3 10:23

You didn't know , I didn't know .

Speaker 6 10:27

So I was always 105 pounds , this little old thing , right . And then one day you wake up

Midlife Body Changes

Speaker 6 10:34

and this weight is here and you can't . I mean , I used to . I don't know if anybody remembers this . This used to be this stuff called weight on . Did you used to drink so you could gain ?

Speaker 2 10:41

weight Like protein . It was like a place it was called , so I just .

Speaker 5 10:48

I wish you could give it back I know , right .

Speaker 2 10:50

Like nobody ever said this is going to happen at a certain age .

Speaker 6 10:54

Make sure that you , you know , run or work out or do something . You just , I just assumed that I was going to be where I was at .

Speaker 5 11:01

You're going to be a hot girl forever . You still a hot girl .

Speaker 2 11:04

I'm still a hot girl . You see her cut her eyes at me . I'm still a hot girl . You still a hot girl . It is harder .

Speaker 6 11:11

They don't got these hips , but you know I just wished that somebody would have said you know , this is called a fupa and all of that stuff . Like nobody told me any of this .

Speaker 5 11:24

Okay , I'm going to steer you a little different direction . Look , don't look at us , don't judge us , mo , and it might just be me .

Speaker 4 11:34

I know every woman is different , I know , I know every woman's body is different , but you remember when you used to wet the whole bed when did that stop ?

Speaker 2 11:47

when did that ? I think it depends on the person , honestly he's still young , he's been on the person messing with the women that still went up the whole bed .

Speaker 4 11:55

When did that stop and what happened ?

Speaker 5 11:57

to it right person ? Have you ? Yeah , no , the right person will . But if you just looked at me and you went the floor . I can't waste it for everybody , but but also , too , if you're not sexually active as often as you used to be .

Speaker 3 12:16

They also say , if you don't use it , you lose it , so you know well run straight yes , we say the way we just say the well , well , run straight that is gonna dig a little deeper .

Speaker 5 12:29

The last time that I did get some and it wasn't all that long ago I had to start a test to see if she still worked . I had a hot flash in the middle . See , that's what I just said . But the funny thing was he felt it oh shit , that he was like what's going on . Oh my God . He probably loved that hot flash .

Speaker 6 12:47

Yeah , because it was warm .

Speaker 5 12:48

It made you warmer . First of all , it's already warm .

Speaker 3 12:50

Thank you it made it warm , but no , it was hot . It wasn't warm , it was hot .

Speaker 5 13:00

He felt how hot my body got at the time . He was kind of inside . That's what I mean .

Speaker 3 13:06

They were trying to cook a what they liked , that feeling , that's a hot flash .

Speaker 5 13:10

She was like oh my God , look at you . He felt it , he felt how hot my body instantly went from

Sex and Hot Flashes

Speaker 5 13:20

this to this . Yeah , I was burning up and like we had to stop , give me a minute , my temperature come back down . But at the time we were in the act and he felt he literally felt it how hot I got internally .

Speaker 3 13:39

Trying to make sure this is clean .

Speaker 2 13:40

You're definitely a hot girl .

Speaker 6 13:42

Trying to make sure this stays on the cleaver .

Speaker 5 13:45

That's a hot yes , A hot girl Look at her .

Speaker 2 13:49

Now you had the man trying to comment .

Speaker 5 13:53

Can I try it out ? It was more than just a flat no , it was hot . So does sex get better than when you get older ?

Speaker 6 14:00

I think so , I absolutely think so , no inhibitions . Yeah , we're not just doing a mister . Thing .

Speaker 2 14:07

You know the things that you don't know you turn . Put your leg up there .

Speaker 3 14:14

Grab your ankles . No , you're not . No , you're not .

Speaker 6 14:17

You're not Unfiltered .

Speaker 5 14:20

No , I think it does .

Speaker 6 14:22

Because , like you , said you know , you've gotten to a point where you know your body , you know what you like , you know what you don't want . And to me , I think it is more enjoyable and you can verbalize what you like , what you don't like , the things that when you're younger you don't know , kind of conditioned to just be like . Well , whatever they want .

Speaker 5 14:40

I don't know . I was never like that . Sex was never like that for me .

Speaker 6 14:44

Well , no , it may not be like that for you . What I'm saying is that's what girls are basically taught for the most part , I want to share something with the gang out here .

Speaker 3 14:52

Yeah , I have something to share . Oh , you done wrote something . Yeah , uh-huh .

Speaker 5 14:56

Okay , let's see what we got .

Speaker 3 14:57

And this looks so old and dated that I printed it out Instead of it on your phone . It could have been on my whole phone , but I typed it on the computer in this print . I've been in work mode , I've been going crazy at work , so anyway , okay , don't mind my big piece of paper , okay , okay . So I said you were something that happened to me . A little late , I must say . You came with a gush in a uh and I tried to pray you away . What the just happened and why is it so bad ? I told my grandma and she stated girl , let me go get you some pads . This is a part of life and what makes you great . You're the giver of life . And there's much more at stake . We have birth nations and created wars . These two of these baby are the givers and receivers of much , much more .

Speaker 3 15:42

Now I got tired of you and I was seriously over it , went to the doctor and said , sir , please , snip , snip , I don't want her no more . My childbearing years are done and just like that , in 2020 , my new journey begun . I parted ways with old girl and I must say , I was feeling great . But there was one more thing around that corner , one more thing to negate . She reminded me of an old song and , ooh , her ass couldn't wait . She waited patiently and quietly grinding at the gates oh , I'm coming . And she wanted her applause . She walked into the room and the men the men , of course coming to a theater soon near you , damn I'm a rapper now we need you to perform it , come , come on no listen .

Speaker 3 16:32

Why are you playing ? Uh-oh , what is that ?

Speaker 5 16:35

Lou . She got little Lou

Periods, Menopause and Hilarious Goodbyes

Speaker 5 16:38

down there . Little Lou , come on . Where's little Lou at ? Little Lou , baby , come on .

Speaker 3 16:42

That was so good . I like it , I like it . So we're talking about periods and then a pause .

Speaker 5 16:47

Y'all Now keep in mind . I sent the text out about 11 o'clock last night , so you wrote that at 11 o'clock last night you did . You did , got skills , got bars .

Speaker 2 16:57

The talent .

Speaker 3 16:57

Bars baby , that was good though .

Speaker 5 17:00

That was really good . Copyrighted . Really good , you said .

Speaker 3 17:03

around the corner was the menopause and for those who know where I'm going y'all know where I'm going . Yes , I tried going .

Speaker 5 17:11

Y'all know where I'm going because I tried to tell my boo thing like what a lot of people underestimate the power of the present moment .

Speaker 1 17:19

Yes , because it's in this moment where you can unglue yourself from what has happened and what has been and the cycles going on . It's where you can really make the decision , the actual choice of how do you want to feel .

Speaker 2 17:35

Where do you want to go , say that again .

Speaker 1 17:40

Say that again . It's in this present moment where you can make the decision of how you want to feel yes , where do you want to go ? Yes , and then you get the resources or the pieces in place to make that happen .

Speaker 2 17:55

You want to feel happy .

Speaker 1 17:57

Okay , what makes you happy ?

Speaker 2 17:59

If you don't know the answer to that , then okay , we do some homework there .

Speaker 1 18:03

All that happens in the present moment .

Speaker 6 18:06

There's a lot of noise .

Speaker 1 18:07

What happened before is real . The people in your life that trigger you are real . Yes , all of the stressors are real . Yes , yes , yes there are noise , that you have to set limits . If you can , take breaks away from it , if you can , and just make a decision that this part or this part of the day or this hour I'm going to be here , where's here , here's where my feet are and wherever my mind tries to leave , I'm going to bring that little puppy back and say okay we're going to sit here and do the work that I need to do so that I can be okay .

Speaker 5 18:49

You started off with your little rap and everything it's a poem . It's a poem . Did y'all write anything or y'all have anything prepared for y'all cycle ? I did throw this at y'all in the wee hours of the night last night . I have a little obituary . Oh , she's going to wrote an obituary , good boy . Okay , let's see what we got , oh my gosh .

Speaker 2 19:10

Let's see what we got . This is my Aunt Flo obituary .

Speaker 3 19:13

Okay , aunt Flo , come on , aunt Flo , that was her name . That was her name too . Come on Flo .

Speaker 2 19:18

Okay . With a mix of relief , mild annoyance and a few celebratory chocolates , we announce the departure of our dear Aunt Flo . For decades she visited us like clockwork , arriving uninvited , demanding attention and occasionally making a dramatic entrance with cramps , mood swings and an insatiable craving for all things chocolate , and sometimes sweet and salty stuff too . Offload's visits were never short of dramatic . She was a bit like that guest who shows up at the worst possible time , stays for several days and uses up all the hot water . She was the queen of unpredictability , sometimes early , sometimes fashionably late , and always prepared to throw a surprise curve ball , like appearing during a long awaited vacation . Now , as we honor our dearly departed Aunt Flo , we celebrate her ability to teach us important life lessons perseverance , a surprising level of patience and the necessity of carrying an emergency tampon and stash of painkillers at all times . Rest in peace , aunt Flo . We may not miss your timing , but we'll always remember the chaos , the humor and the many , many trips to the store . Rest easy , old girl . Rest easy .

Speaker 3 20:26

Rest easy . I like that . Rest easy , that is rude Rest easy . You know that reminded me of at work , how we were saying you had to have pads stashed everywhere in your car , and at work in my little drawer I had a little jazzy like little pouch that I stabbed , you know , and so I'm like and I have to grab and try to hide it , yeah and walk through the office and I was like , oh , this is just so terrible .

Speaker 2 20:49

Girls get the tampon put in bra on .

Speaker 3 20:51

Right , it's like we have to be so discreet and they don't sell . You remember they used to sell the pads and tampons in the bathroom , oh yeah . But sometimes even in corporate situations , they would have them in the bathrooms , but I guess they just got tired of stocking them . What ?

Speaker 2 21:06

about going to the grocery store and buying them .

Speaker 3 21:07

You got this big box , yeah , and the guy behind you is like He'd look in and be like yeah shut up , sir this is how you got here .

Speaker 5 21:15

You better be happy , I'm wearing them thank you , you better be happy I'm wearing them . This also brings me to a story hygiene and your period

Hygiene Myths and Bathroom Tales

Speaker 5 21:25

. Oh yeah , some people you can smell . Okay , god forgive me and I pray this young lady is not watching , but it is a true story . Um , I used to take I don't want to go into a whole lot of detail , but I had a friend who she had an older parent , and you know , um , first of all , that we were born what 70s , 60s , 70s , so for her to have an older parent , her parent was probably maybe what 40s or not even 40s , um , yeah , 40s , 30s . So times were different then than even they were for our time . So she was raised , and she's my age . She was raised not to get into water yep , I've heard that before at all .

Speaker 6 22:15

We don't get into water when you're on your cycle , because that's what they believed the generation before us .

Speaker 5 22:21

You do not submerge yourself in water . So we would take , we would take classes . We would take this class after work that involved us dancing and sweating and stuff , and there would be the smell that would come up in the room , that I would smell and I remember coming out of class all the time be like god don't know who is that , because it's you know it's a room full of women , you don't know who it is , or whatever . And one time , um , we went to class , went to class together , and she needed a ride to her car and and so she got in my car and it hit me and I was like , oh my God , it's my friend , I'm so sorry Because I'm stuck on the not getting in water .

Speaker 5 23:02

You don't shower , wait a minute , you don't shower . No , I've heard that you don't scrub at the sink .

Speaker 6 23:09

Yeah , but why are you doing this , but no , but why are you doing this ? Why are you doing this , but no , but why are you doing this ?

Speaker 3 23:13

Why are you doing this ? No , because y'all know that's how we do it .

Speaker 5 23:16

That's how we do it . No , I don't know .

Speaker 3 23:18

My mother never said that to me . You ain't never took the little sink bath .

Speaker 5 23:20

My mother has never in our life allowed us to wash up . Have you ever washed up ? Never , because I passed that on to my son .

Speaker 3 23:35

My mother said as long , get everything prepared to wash it to see you could have been in and out . So if you were young and you had a dude's house and y'all do it real quick no , I usually take a shower . I jump in the shower that they parents house come on first of all , what y'all in and they parents house , stephanie nasty little hot , I wasn't doing all of that , Stephanie .

Speaker 4 23:51

You didn't live until you snuck into somebody's house .

Speaker 3 23:53

Yeah , I wasn't doing all of that , stephanie . We had to do the little wash off .

Speaker 2 24:00

Well , again , I can tell you all yeah , you have to .

Speaker 5 24:02

Of course I'm not going to lie and say I've never had the washcloth because we all had the washcloth moment .

Speaker 2 24:06

Yeah , the washcloth moment . You just hurry and laugh the temporary until you get to the shower . Yeah , until you get to a shower .

Speaker 5 24:11

Well , if I'm staying at his house , I can shower . No , we were Well . First of all , y'all were hot asses , I'm sorry .

Speaker 3 24:19

Her baby's early At least . I wanted to wash them smell fresh . For what ?

Speaker 5 24:25

Because I was leaving To go home and take a bath .

Speaker 2 24:27

To walk in shame . To walk in shame , that's hilarious .

Speaker 3 24:31

Y'all made me forget my story . Sorry , the girl didn't wash your ass , basically no , but that's what you were taught .

Speaker 4 24:40

That's what you were taught . That was the generation before us .

Speaker 2 24:43

You've heard it right . Why can't you get in water ?

Speaker 6 24:47

It was one of the old wives tales . That's all .

Speaker 5 24:50

But her mother taught her that . So I remember going home and I told my mom . I was like Mom , it was my friend , it's my friend . And my mother said , if that's your friend , then you will tell her . So I had to tell her .

Speaker 2 25:03

You think ?

Speaker 5 25:03

she didn't know Well no . When I approached her and we had the conversation because we were friends and of course , there's a way to tell people with love , yeah , discern and , of course , there's a way to tell people with love discern , not discernment , tact , right , with love .

Speaker 5 25:17

You know that there was something going on and I noticed , you know that that it was you , and she was like , oh my god , I'm so sorry , I'm on my period , and I was like , and I didn't understand . So I was like , okay , so what does that mean ? So what does that mean ? And then that's when she said well , you know , you don't get in the water , you don't . And I was . I was confused because I had never heard it before you don't get in water .

Speaker 5 25:39

And I was like , girl , if you don't get you , a man , so I , I introduced her to a vinegar bath and you know I was like , and she thanked me for it because we were friends . You know you said that before , but that's how she was raised man , I'm about to look that up .

Speaker 3 25:54

It it must be something religious . I don't know why you're saying something . I don't know .

Speaker 5 25:58

It's just an old wives tale and I want to know where it came from .

Speaker 2 26:01

That you do not , and I wonder if it's like cultural .

Speaker 3 26:04

That's like , yeah , I'm going to have to research that this is an African-American black woman , religious or it's just people did it .

Speaker 2 26:13

If someone please comment .

Speaker 3 26:15

If someone please tell me the origination of that , why , yeah , that you don't get in water ?

Speaker 5 26:20

so confused but the hygiene . And then I've had another incident where , um , first of all , you already know when we go to events and stuff with , the women's line is always so long . Oh yeah , and this was back in my clubbing days . I used to love to party . Everybody cute and I hate to say it , it was always that real , real cute one that it seemed like all the dudes wanted that you would come behind them in the bathroom . I don't like to stand in lines and unless I seriously have to go , I will hold it .

Speaker 5 26:51

Because I don't like to smell everybody before me .

Speaker 1 26:56

Everybody have to go .

Speaker 3 26:56

I will hold it because I don't like to smell everybody before me Everybody's hygiene ain't the same .

Speaker 2 26:59

Everybody's hygiene ain't the same . When they're in there , they don't dispose of things like they're supposed to .

Speaker 5 27:05

I've gone into the bathroom and had to pee and walked right back out just because I didn't want the person behind me to think that smell was me . That ain't me , I've done that , I've done that , I've done that , like yeah , I'm sorry .

Speaker 4 27:20

Yeah , I'm just waiting .

Speaker 5 27:22

I'm going to hold out until everybody go and I'll come while the show is happening and stuff . I'm just going to miss something .

Speaker 5 27:28

OK well , let me remind real quick , and we're going to wrap this up . Look , we done sat here and had a whole conversation about our period . Okay , dear period girl , we done for real this time . You've been showing up uninvited for years and I finally had enough . I don't know who told you we was in a lifelong situationship , but , baby , I'm free now . Yes , yes , first of all , I can finally wear white Without feeling like I'm playing Russian roulette . No more side eye in my pants all day . No more emergency jacket Wrap around . I'm strutting in my white with confidence . Now , period not included . And let's talk about the way you used to Block my blessings , specifically in the bedroom .

Final Farewells to Periods

Speaker 5 28:15

Every time I was trying to get some here , you come with your drama .

Speaker 5 28:19

You was the biggest cock blocker in my life and I'm not gonna lie , I resented you for it . Oh , and I'm so glad I don't have to carry them raggedy tampons in my purse . No more you ever had one of those things fall out in front of a fine man at the checkout line .

Speaker 5 28:38

That's why when you said that , I started laughing Embarrassing . So now my purse is classy and tampon free . Classy like me , and don't even get me started on them . Busted period panties , you know the ones Faded , stretched out , looking like they've been through a war girl . I threw them in the trash with you . Yep , I'm back in my sexy , high-cut lacy drawers living my best life cheeks sitting real pretty .

Speaker 5 29:10

So yeah , it's been real . It's been real toxic . I's been real toxic . I wish you well , but I'm good and I'm over it . Me and my hormones are still trying to figure out some things , but at least you're gone , so there's no love loss . This is from a grown ass . Fine ass free ass woman .

Speaker 3 29:30

Yes , good job Good job .

Speaker 2 29:34

Y'all know , y'all crazy .

Speaker 4 29:35

Thank y'all for joining me on this one .

Speaker 5 29:37

This is Legra , with Timeless and Unfiltered .

Speaker 3 29:39

This is Stephanie , this is Cherise and this is Evanya . We are spilling the tea on midlife one laugh at a time . Bye , thanks for watching .