We have not yet relocated the signal transmitting from the island. 

While the search continues, Kurt has stepped up to make sure you, our listeners, have a little something special under the palm tree, if you will.

1:18 - Island Night, Holy Night

3:08 - O TannenPalm

5:00 - Breakroom "D" Caroling

6:07 - Little Island Drummer Boy

8:00 - Carol of the Coconuts

Happy Holidays from all of us at the Oceanic Intervention & Observation Initiative, a Research and Entertainment Division of The Delphii Group!

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

It's a quiet one. Until it's not.

And then it really, really isn't.

What starts as a quiet day catching up on some messages in a bottle, suddenly takes a turn. Or a spin. Or a warp? Honestly, I genuinely can't say exactly what happens.

But it's a doozy. 

And the two end up somewhere new. And also, not at all...

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

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Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Remember Balloonfest '86 ?! The ill-conceived fundraising event in Cleveland in 1986 that released over 1.4 million balloons into the sky and was immediately deemed to be a self-inflicted, man-made disaster? 

Neither does Bailey, the collective consciousness of approximately 5000 of those original balloons. Apparently, it takes several weeks for a balloon consciousness to form. But he's seen the footage of his "birth" I guess we'll call it?

Anyway, on his life's journey to find and regroup with the other balloons from that day, he comes upon two sad sacks stranded on a tiny island...

Bailey is performed by Waleed Mansour.

Waleed is a comedian and artist in Los Angeles. He is the co-host of We're Dead and Awesomely Awful. 

Also, check out his newest project - WE FIXED: TWILIGHT! A TTRPG Actual Play Parody on Youtube!

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason and Bradney are visited by a god. 

More specifically, the god of stranded hearts. I know, it sounds really sweet. But, honestly, the heart is just a shape. 

Hailing from Undoof, the realm of the gods, Good the God apparates onto the island, ostensibly, to offer solace. 

Instead, it's mostly just all new sorts of chaos. And a homunculus. Or two. 

Oh, and a 2004 Dodge Durango!

Good the God is performed by Adal Rifai.

Adal is the creator and co-host of the podcast Hey Riddle Riddle, co-hosts the podcast Hello From the Magic Tavern as Chunt the shapeshifter, and teaches improv at University of Illinois at Chicago.

Listen to Hey Riddle Riddle and Hello From The Magic Tavern !

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason and Bradney encounter a powerful force from their ancient past: the exuberance of youth. On this day, it's in the form of a newly-turned 21 yr old Olympic hopeful boogie boarder, Reefus Burger.

Reefus Burger is performed by Alan Giles.

Alan Giles is a comedian who occasionally walks on stilts. His viral online sketch and character videos have garnered millions of views and hundreds of questions about his actual height (still undetermined). He has performed sketch and improv for 10+ years with many reputable comedy institutions around the country, including The Second City Touring Company, Baby Wants Candy, iO Theater, ImprovAcadia, and more. You can see him perform live in Los Angeles as the co-host of Mandatory Improv Show. IG: @alan_is_tall

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

The castaways spend a long lunch break with Carol, a lawyer (and mermaid ) who is concerned about a very serious case. Luckily, delivery guy Tom, a Lothario with a penchant for arson, provides some distraction. And pizza. Of a sort, anyhow.

It's really not his fault - it's her regular Tony's Pizza order.

Carol is performed by Meaghan Strickland

Meaghan is a comedian in LA formerly of NY and Chicago. She hosts Funny Games at The Elysian Theater and Horse Around Comedy Show at Nico's/Baby Battista (the next one is 10/14!). You can follow her on instagram @stricklygram and on TikTok @meaghanstrick. 

Tom is performed by Tim Lamphier

Tim is a comedian, writer and actor who has studied and performed comedy all over the United States, from Chicago, to New York, to LA where he currently resides. He studied improv, sketch and stand up comedy at Second City, iO, Annoyance, UCB, and more. Credits include IFC, Twitch and YouTube with shows like Chris Gethard Presents, Conner O'Malley, Youtube, and Everything Now Show.

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason details a bit more of his past working in television. Well, it was early streaming actually, and even then, it never made it "to air". And Bradney takes a trip. No, sorry, that's not exactly right. Bradney trips. 

Or maybe...it really happened.

"Real" is so dang tricky in this whole situation. 

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Of all the islands for a stressed out mom to somehow wind up on, this one has got to be the least helpful. That being said, while bellicose (but self-described as "warm") Sue is ultimately looking for her troubled teenage son, she does manage to find some good, drug-free sleep in the end. So there is that.

Sue Pelosi is performed by Carly Strait

Carly Strait is a Chicago trained/LA based comedian, actor and writer. You can follow find her monthly live shows at @grandmasfavorites_comedy or listen to her podcast @dotellpodxo that she cohosts with Victor Carlesi:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/do-tell/id1814149039

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason and Bradney finally get away for a bit. Well, sorta.

And if their road trips are any indication, they're not doing so great...

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

The new empty nesters, Jason and Bradney, barely have time to consider their new status before they are confronted with a very particular sort of rescue operation. Enter Dring from Mind Body Soul Rescue. And though Dring claims there's no test, this is it - this is the thing that tests Jason's patience. Finally.

Dring is performed by George C. Owens.

George C. Owens is an actor and writer living in LA. He has been performing comedy for over a decade, most notably for Chicago's The Second City. Since moving to LA, George has had small parts in a few films including the upcoming survival epic, Not Without Hope. 

His one man show Holy Sh*t I Lived went to The Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2024 where it sold out shows and received 5 stars. Follow him on Instagram and TikTok (@george_c_owens) to find out where you can see him perform LIVE, baby.

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Just when Bradney thinks they're gonna have a break from unexpected guests today, Jason gets an adorable reminder of what he's left behind. Or so he claims.

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Love is complicated. Dating even more so. Jason and Bradney do their best to help a new stranger, who by the way, just woke up there with them on this morning.

Spoiler alert - they aren't great at helping Chris from Tampa.

Chris from Tampa is performed by Charlie James.

Charlie James is a comedian who has made videos for Funny Or Die and written for Slackjaw, Points in Case, Good News, and runs The Field Museum’s famous fossilized Twitter account, SUE the T.rex. His little frog on a lily pad book, I’m Just a Little Guy: How to Escape the Horrors and Get Back to Dillydallying, is available for pre-order! He posts new stand-up, sketches, and characters weekly to TikTok, Instagram and Youtube. His work is popular with gay daughters and their exotic pets.

Go order Charlie's new book here! :

https://www.quirkbooks.com/book/im-just-a-little-guy/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf5moUgu4uqy_aBD58q3AdNAGR-6QmxIGFCafo4GmmFZpT3uaut_fJ1EyWURQ_aem_o-6qw63jgF-2W6NWZk0aAg

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Before they even have a chance to process waking up to the skeleton of Jason "B", a new guest pulls up to the island on a jet ski! Enter, Westinstorm - an off-course, producer/location scout, a mere 30 years out of time. And he's a real charmer. 

It's all just another day in paradise

Westinstorm is performed by Tim Lyons. 

Tim is an actor and comedian in Chicago and host of the truly hilarious, improv comedy podcast, FUDGECAST (formerly, Improv Is Dead). Do yourself a favor - go listen to the show. You won't regret it.

FUDGECAST : APPLE | SPOTIFY

Also, featured at the top of this episode by O.I.O.I.'s Barbara herself is METROPOLIS, an absolutely incredible neon-noir, sci-fi audio drama. It's truly a top-notch production, all the way around. Go get sucked into the mystery!

METROPOLIS : luxradium.org

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Two's company, three's adding some guy who is just suddenly on your tiny island and who tries to convince you he's been there the entire two weeks...

Jason "B" is performed by Alan Linic     

Alan is an Emmy-nominated writer and performer living in LA. You can find him performing improv live all over town, or on instagram @alanlinic 

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

What's that they say about a house built upon sand and made of manila folders? This and the state of Jason's mind, the other shaky foundation,  are revealed on this 13th day, transmitted to you on the 13th of May...

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Or, (Y)our house is a very, very, very fine house, with two trees in the yard / life (didn't) use to be so hard   

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Hi, Barbara here! In this first edition of my new podcast recommendation show, I present to you the first episode of the fantastic, sci-fi dark comedy, 

inc: The Podcast, from Wolf Mountain Workshop.

In the creator's own words: Bethany and Jonas are two pencil-pushing aliens living and working on a company ship that incorporates whole planets by the dozen, tasked with organizing all of the data that is recovered from said planets. They get through the endless days by occasionally adding meaningful stories that they discover to the Extraneous But Interesting folder, all the while navigating the complex web that is friendship and life in this corpo-futuristic nightmare. A science fiction podcast where Douglas Adams meets The Office. Where Severance and Mad Men meet Robert Heinlein. 

After listening to this episode, follow the show wherever you listen, keep on listening to new episodes released every other Monday, and check out more about the show and the great people behind it over at https://incthepodcast.buzzsprout.com/2067661 and wolfmountainworkshop.org

Until next time!

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason has some ideas about the nature of the island. Maybe he's onto someting. But sometimes it's hard to differentiate a good idea from a coping mechanism. Potato potato, perhaps? 

And Bradney's just over it. 

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Following the trauma of encountering the indescribable, incomprehensible horrors of his underwater outing, Bradney seems a little different today. 

Maybe he's finally warming up to this place. Maybe he's just completely disassociating.

It's hard to say. Jason isn't a qualified...well, anything really.

Perhaps Bradney can talk to his catch o' the day...  

Oh and there's a pretty shattering discovery at the end too.

This place just doesn't let up, does it?  

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

A funny little hand puppet arrives in one of the boxes. And it doesn't exactly go well. In fact, it goes very, very badly.

Also, the two castaways take turns taking a dip with their new snorkel. Their experiences couldn't be more different.

Seems like Bradney's mind is really starting to break. Or maybe this is is all really happening. 

It's all just sort of a mess.

Again.        

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

The two castaways take a cruise down memory lane, contemplate some construction, and end their day with a bang. Well, with two bangs, actually.

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

On this first anniversary, Jason and Bradney have a surprise 'visitor.' They fall under her spell, become nervous, suspicious, jealous, and finally, grief stricken - all within the span of minutes. Then they have a drink.  

Too much sun can really do a number on you.       

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

The best laid (escape) plans of mice and men often go awry. Or turn out to be cake. This cruel joke seems a bit behind trend. But time is also weird on the island. So who knows? Either way, it all goes about as well as your might have guessed it would. 

Maybe worse.    

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jean envy is real. And it strikes fast. But in the end, Jason and Bradney patch it all up during 'un-happy hour.'       

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

For millenia, humans have used the stars to orient and guide themselves in this swirling cosmos. 

Yeah...that ain't happening here on the island. 

And there's a price to pay for staying up past their bedtime. Well, for Bradney anyhow.     

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.