My Chakra Chronicles About Me (Human) Podcast
Ready to get real with your chakras? 🌈 Dive into Chakra Chronicles, where your energy centers spill the tea on your human habits—with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor. 😂 Whether you’re overthinking, blaming Mercury retrograde for your problems, or “manifesting” without lifting a finger, we’re here to help you laugh, learn, and align. 💫
This isn’t your average chakra talk—think of it as tough love wrapped in glowing wisdom. 💡 You’ll cringe, you’ll giggle, and maybe even rethink that third iced coffee. ☕ (Hint: your Root Chakra’s not a fan.)
✨ What to expect:
- Hilarious truths about human tendencies 🤯
- Sarcastic chakra wisdom (we love you, but we’re calling you out) 😜
- Tips to balance your energy and stop spinning in circles 🌀
My Chakra Chronicles About Me (Human) Podcast
The Chakra Chronicles: 3D vs. 4D Body
Join the sassiest member of your energy system, the Throat Chakra, as it hilariously breaks down the difference between your 3D and 4D body. From potato vibes and late-night social media spirals to cosmic glow-ups and intuitive Instagram filters, this episode delivers the laughs while keeping it spiritually real.
Learn how to balance your dense, drama-loving 3D body with your lighter, more mindful 4D body—without completely abandoning coffee or chocolate. Whether you’re stuck in survival mode or vibing with the universe, this episode is your cosmic reminder to honor both worlds and, of course, listen to your chakras.
Warning: Sarcasm levels are high, but enlightenment is guaranteed. 🌟
Perfect for a quick laugh, a light bulb moment, or justifying why you bought another crystal.
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