My Chakra Chronicles About Me (Human) Podcast
Ready to get real with your chakras? đ Dive into Chakra Chronicles, where your energy centers spill the tea on your human habitsâwith a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor. đ Whether youâre overthinking, blaming Mercury retrograde for your problems, or âmanifestingâ without lifting a finger, weâre here to help you laugh, learn, and align. đŤ
This isnât your average chakra talkâthink of it as tough love wrapped in glowing wisdom. đĄ Youâll cringe, youâll giggle, and maybe even rethink that third iced coffee. â (Hint: your Root Chakraâs not a fan.)
⨠What to expect:
- Hilarious truths about human tendencies đ¤Ż
- Sarcastic chakra wisdom (we love you, but weâre calling you out) đ
- Tips to balance your energy and stop spinning in circles đ
My Chakra Chronicles About Me (Human) Podcast
đŽAscension Sh*t: Newsflash, Itâs Been Happening" đŽ
đ Breaking cosmic newsâascension did not just start last week! In this episode of Chakra Chronicles, your sassy Crown Chakra spills the celestial tea â on what ascension actually is, how itâs been happening for thousands of years, and why some people are waking up while others are clinging to expired reality updates.
Weâre diving into:
⨠The last major ascension (spoiler: humanity flunked the test)
⨠How your chakras are the original ascension toolkit đ
⨠The three types of people during every shiftâwhich one are you?
⨠Why this ascension is different (and no, you canât bypass it)
đĽ Reality check: This shift isnât waiting for you to be âready.â Youâre either evolving with the energy, or resisting it. The question isâare you upgrading or buffering?
đĄ Hit play, expand your consciousness, and letâs get real about ascension. đđŤ
đ§ Listen now and step into the next level of your awakening. #ChakraChronicles #Ascension #SpiritualAwakening #CrownChakraTea
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