My Chakra Chronicles About Me (Human) Podcast
Ready to get real with your chakras? 🌈 Dive into Chakra Chronicles, where your energy centers spill the tea on your human habits—with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor. 😂 Whether you’re overthinking, blaming Mercury retrograde for your problems, or “manifesting” without lifting a finger, we’re here to help you laugh, learn, and align. 💫
This isn’t your average chakra talk—think of it as tough love wrapped in glowing wisdom. 💡 You’ll cringe, you’ll giggle, and maybe even rethink that third iced coffee. ☕ (Hint: your Root Chakra’s not a fan.)
✨ What to expect:
- Hilarious truths about human tendencies 🤯
- Sarcastic chakra wisdom (we love you, but we’re calling you out) 😜
- Tips to balance your energy and stop spinning in circles 🌀
My Chakra Chronicles About Me (Human) Podcast
🧱 The Great Unplugging: 🔌 Root Chakra Has Something to Say💬
“So you’re ditching your 401K for enlightenment? Let’s talk.”
Root Chakra is not okay, y’all. While you’re out here burning sage and breaking up with capitalism, she’s clenching her pearls (and your survival instincts). In this kick-off episode of Chakra Chronicles: Season One – UNPLUGGED, Root steps forward with some grounded, side-eye-filled wisdom about what it really means to leave the matrix.
Are you aligned… or just avoiding adulting in a cute spiritual outfit?
Text messages from Crown, Throat, and Third Eye start flooding in mid-rant, but Root holds it down with humor, love, and a warning: “Don’t leap without a landing plan.”
💬 Raw. Real. Rooted. Let’s talk about unplugging with integrity — and snacks.
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