Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
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Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
The Toilet's Already Full: A Raw Take on Government Spending
Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) Are Digging Up More Than Just Bureaucratic Bones
Elon Musk’s latest side quest—leading the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—is exposing government waste so absurd it makes a $10,000 Pentagon toilet seat look like a bargain. Among the greatest hits: Social Security checks being sent to people between the ages of 100 and 189 (spoiler: many of them are long dead), and a retirement system that processes paperwork based on how many envelopes can fit inside an elevator. (Yes, that’s a real thing. No, we don’t know why.)
Meanwhile, Trump’s second term is moving at breakneck speed, leaving bureaucrats scrambling like interns on coffee runs. Judges are trying to block reforms by filing petitions so fast they’ve basically created taxpayer-funded "no-show jobs" for themselves. Ironically, while entire programs are being slashed, DOGE has already saved American taxpayers billions—directly contradicting critics who insist the only way to fix the budget is to make billionaires cry.
And speaking of questionable financial decisions, let’s talk about energy. Turns out, OPEC still has the world by the gas nozzle, and America's previous strategy of selling off its oil reserves to keep gas prices low is now costing taxpayers dearly. Who could’ve guessed that selling oil cheap and then having to buy it back at a premium wasn’t the best plan? (Oh, right—literally everyone with a calculator.)
We also dive into the chaos of campaign finance, the government’s questionable environmental priorities, and the ever-worsening game of “Will Social Security Even Exist When I Retire?” Trump’s idea of eliminating taxes on Social Security income might help, but unless bigger changes happen, seniors may soon have to choose between groceries and heating. No pressure, though!
Will America enter the "golden age" Trump promised, or are we on track for another season of Government Waste: The Reality Show? Stick around as we continue exposing the greatest hits of bureaucratic blunders, corruption, and tax-funded nonsense. Subscribe now—because laughing is better than crying.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. This is the show where we talk about everything and anything. This is Talking Shit. I'm with Ryan and Angelo and I'm Don't Know Shit Doug, what's that? Hey, gentlemen, welcome back. Hey.
Speaker 2:Don't.
Speaker 1:Know Shit, don't Know Shit, doug Yep.
Speaker 2:Don't Know Shit, doug. There's never a better nickname for you.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know what crazy. If the shoe fits, wear it right yeah at least I can claim ignorance on everything like, hey, it's in the title, I don't, I didn't know shit.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that was just an allegation so what's going on this week?
Speaker 1:oh, what has been going on this week, I mean right now, as far as politically wise I have to say, elon's in a lot of trouble. Well, not in a lot of trouble, it's going back and forth, what, elon? Going into these different departments and finding all kinds of money spent in obscure ways.
Speaker 2:But why is he in trouble for that?
Speaker 1:Well, because the Democrats don't like it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, did you see the fucking? Was it the Social Security payments?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Dude, there's like from like the Social Security website. Apparently I didn't really look into it.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:There's like people that are from like 100 to like 189 years old like getting fucking.
Speaker 3:Social Security checks old like getting social security checks People who have been dead for years.
Speaker 2:It's like and it's like millions of people from like 100 to like 140. And then like it's crazy, and then even from like 140 to like one 90 is like thousands of people. It's like dude, really Like yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 1:Who's reaping that award, that reward?
Speaker 2:That's like watching Shameless. It's like.
Speaker 1:Frank Gallagher still cashing checks out there.
Speaker 2:He's like yeah, my aunt's still alive, she's 197.
Speaker 1:She's doing well. It's all that cigarettes and bacon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, that's family money, right there People pass down their Social Security checks to the next generation that legal, no, oh okay, I was gonna say I didn't think you could do that but all right, somebody's gonna get in trouble for that shit and then there was another thing that was discovered apparently to retire from the government, they have to send these people down into this giant well under the earth, like a giant vault under the earth, and apparently it's like the worst place to work in the world and they can only retire. Yeah, and to retire somebody or retire a group of people, the only, the only amount of people that can be can retire is how many envelopes can the elevator carry up at one time? So if the elevator breaks down, then no one gets to retire what I swear to god, it's the weirdest, craziest thing.
Speaker 1:Elon musk was talking about it and how many envelopes? Yeah, how many envelopes or folders or because that's their case file, so they need to bring their case file up above. Oh really, really, it's the most retarded thing ever and apparently Obama tried to get rid of it. Couldn't do it. Instead, he ended up hiring like 200 more people to work in the caves.
Speaker 2:That's weird yeah. No, but I definitely know that I know Trump was trying to like mass force retirement on people because they're like people were just working too fucking long, like in the government, you know, and also the idiots that don't want to go back to work. Yeah, you know working from home and he's like hey, you're fired. And they're like oh you can't really fire them. You know you have to retire them and it's like all right, fuck them, you're retired.
Speaker 1:They're off payroll, they don't want to come to work?
Speaker 2:Fuck yourself.
Speaker 3:No, it's crazy too, like that whole USAID stuff. That's all under his control. Really. He's in the executive branch. He could fire them all, shut it down, and then you have these judges who are putting up petitions against them and stopping it and slowing it down, but it's all going to be appealed anyway.
Speaker 2:It's crazy. It really is just holding up the process. Yeah, exactly why they hold up the process. They have to continue paying these people to basically do nothing, because they're like all right look, you know, you guys can't do what you were doing because we have to stop what you're doing, but you're still on payroll, so it's now a fucking basically no-show job.
Speaker 2:Or show up in twitter these films you know, which is exactly what elon musk and trump are trying to get rid of. But all these judges are like you know, it's just the way they do things. Oh, if we stop them from firing these people, it's like cool. But now they have nothing to do because they're not funding the programs anymore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, here's the thing about useless. You know more useless people in the government.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing about those jobs though I have more useless people in the government.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing about those jobs, though. I mean they gave them a get out of jail free card. They said you can have the next eight months paid leave to go do whatever you want, we don't care if you get a secondary job, We'll still pay you for the next eight months. Just go off into the regular financial district and find jobs there. And so they gave them the ability just to leave and go get jobs and get paid eight months. Would you take it?
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, so I mean, a lot of companies do that too. So a company wants to get rid of some employees. They say, listen, we're going to do one of two things. We're going to give you these nice severance package or, and you know, and you get to enjoy it over, like you know, six or eight months or whatever, or in six or eight months we're just gonna fire everybody, you know. So, like a lot of times, what people don't realize is it's most of them are at will employees right, so it means that you can quit at any time you want, or they can fire you and there's nothing right. But then you have, like the federal labor unions and things like that.
Speaker 3:So some of them are like oh, this is not fair because you know it's a labor union, it will never get involved. And then what's even funnier is like they recently got access to a lot of the payment systems for the irs and stuff like that, and so they're complaining like, ah, there's like these 19 and 20 year old kids or whatever looking at my social security number, they know all this shit. But what's funny is that so doge is a government entity. Now, right, and those people that those 19, 20 year old kids are government employees. So your argument's stupid.
Speaker 1:So one of those 19-year-old employees goes by the handle of Big Balls. Yes, yeah, yeah, I saw that. So, yeah, we have Big Balls going into the government.
Speaker 2:Look at them. I'm fucking so scared yeah.
Speaker 1:Big Balls has all their social security numbers right now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, they're all like you know. So, as far as those kids and guys, whatever you know, they're going to try to find any kind of dirt they can on them. Some of them, you know, maybe they did messed up stuff, maybe they didn't. Hopefully there's not too many that did.
Speaker 2:That's probably why they go with such young kids, because, like, how much shit could you really have done?
Speaker 3:so far Right yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, could you really have done so far, right, yeah, yeah, unless you're involved in some sort of like Bitcoin scam or you know one of those fucking altcoin scams or something Like what the hell could these guys and they're supposed to be like you know super smart tech guys, so they're data sifters, though. So they're just like they look, they're just combing through data for certain parameters to then bring to doge, or you know, elon Musk or whoever yeah, and be like look at this shit, there's fucking people that are 189 years old getting social security checks. It's like all right. You know, like you think like Elon Musk is doing all that on his own and still running the six companies. You know like, yeah, no.
Speaker 3:So, yeah, it's like it was a dark cave with no lights on. And now you've got these guys that are turning the lights on things and people are freaking out because I mean, of course you're going to lose that money. You're going to be like, oh, we've got to stop this from happening. I mean, I think it's good, I think that it's what the people wanted twice there. And then the other part of it is like Elon Musk isn't making choices. You know, I'm pretty sure everything that he's doing he's running through to Trump.
Speaker 2:Definitely running through to Trump. It's his decision at the end of the day. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, but it happened so quick and with lightning speed that it feels like it's him right, yeah.
Speaker 2:And then you also have have like what he did to twitter. You know, he went in there and he was like yeah, you're fired.
Speaker 3:He's firing people on zoom calls 80% of people are going home today and not coming back tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's fucking awesome that's why everyone's scared of him because it's like literally the government can run at a third of the size that it is and be fine, and all these stupid programs that he's uncovering and putting online and stuff. It's just embarrassing. It's embarrassing to America, it's embarrassing to the government.
Speaker 1:But who's going to tell us what a sandwich is?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, two of the guys that I work with. We're having a discussion about Elon Musk and Doge and everything. The one guy he's a nice guy, a good guy. He's from Ukraine, so he's on the other side of the coin. The other guy's a Trumper more or less. He's saying we need to be going after a guy like Elon Musk and making him pay his fair share in taxes and everything else, and it's like, literally, elon musk paid the most amount of taxes any american citizen has ever paid.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah, it's a true fact.
Speaker 2:You google it, you can look it up. Yeah, he paid more taxes in one year than like 90 of all americans put together.
Speaker 2:You know that's crazy and he's like you know we got to go after this stuff and I'm like yo. But like, if you walk into a bathroom and there's already shit in the toilet, are you going to flush it first or are you going to shit on top of it? You know, because taxing a guy like that more, or taxing rich people more, you're just adding more shit to the toilet for them to fucking throw away. It's like why are you, why are you more concerned about how much someone's paying in taxes and not what they're doing with the tax money?
Speaker 1:you know exactly, he, just he didn't.
Speaker 2:He didn't get that. He was like no, if we have more money, if we have more money coming in, there would just be more fuckery going on you know they'd just be shitting even more in that fucking toilet.
Speaker 1:You know it's like there'd be more quails out there on blow. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like you know. When your kid is like hey, dad, you know, can I get 10 bucks? You're going to be like, why Not?
Speaker 2:like, oh, yeah, you don't take 25 because we got extra money coming in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right, right, right, yeah, I took yeah, I got another 10 from mom, so now you can have 20.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah. There was a funny video on Instagram where there was a guy who's pretending like he's crying. He's like I was part of the school bus crew in the government. He's like I was a researcher. I had to research why the wheels on the bus go round and round. Now, we never know. If they go round and round, who's going to?
Speaker 1:tell us. And that's the fucking programs that we're paying for's fucking retarded hundreds of thousands of dollars, dude.
Speaker 2:I'm sure we probably spent like 50 million dollars figuring out if we should keep painting school buses yellow, you know like I know that we spent I think it was 750 000 on soap carving competitions oh.
Speaker 1:So when you go down to the fair state, fair yeah, we want to make sure that soap carving competitions are still around $750,000 the government was spending every single year.
Speaker 3:Listen. Irish Spring had a little play in there. I'm sure they were going to kick back.
Speaker 1:Dove or somebody right, yeah, Dove.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's crazy, dude, it's crazy. What's so wild to me is like how did this happen? Right, and it's like you know why didn't? First of all, I think what happened was, you know, Trump's first term. He was a total rookie in politics, right, yeah, yeah, and so he was getting smacked left and right about, like you know, they're fighting him on everything, giving him problems. He didn't have a cabinet established very quickly, Correct, he had a lot of issues, and I think this time around, he kind of knows I feel like he knows the game, or whatever and it's like yeah, how come we didn't look into this though? Yeah, it's like wow we waited four years or even longer, eight years, I don't know.
Speaker 1:But hopefully. Personally, I'm kind of glad there was a break in between Trump's first and second term.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm glad that he had a chance to sit back and like really put his puzzle pieces together. Right, he was ready to like go in and actually get a good team to do what he needs to do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think the more important thing is the next guy coming in, because it's either they're just gonna like try to undo everything trump did and go full retard, like the last fucking guy we just had in there did, yeah, or, if we get lucky, we have somebody who's like kind of on the trump side you know, republican democrat doesn't matter, just somebody who like like kind of on the Trump side, you know, republican Democrat doesn't matter. Just somebody who like sees like all right, all this shit is actually retarded. Let's change this stuff. Let's make America better again.
Speaker 2:You know, like let's not, let's not just go full retard and start reinstating all these programs and foreign aid and fucking terrorist funding and everything else that we're doing now. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1:Well, I really think that's going to come down to trump and how trump does going into his third year. That's when we're going to really know if most of the things he said was going to happen during his his inauguration speech.
Speaker 1:Um, then I believe that we are going to be in a good position to continue on the golden age but if he drops the ball and people keep getting in his way and he's not able to have a succession um with all of his plans, then I think that we might be pushing back towards the democratic side, because they're going to be like see, we told you press eggs never dropped.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, no, that is true, right. So there are some, uh, economic things in play, right, it's that right. There are common people who are struggling, I guess, because of the price of eggs and gasoline and everything else. It's going to take a little while for the tariffs and stuff to kick in. It's going to be interesting to see that. I mean, they put it on there, right, they're all up and as far as, like you know, it hasn't affected me in any negative way yet. You know what I'm saying. Just wait, I don't know. I don't have to buy an appliance in a while, though, anyway.
Speaker 1:So I think if you go to dogeorg you can actually come up with how much the Doge program has already saved the United States, and I think it's up to like $10 billion if I'm not mistaken. I'll have to look into that. So hey guys, don't quote me on that, but I believe it's something like an astronomical number already, like right out of the starting gate. So if he continues chopping things like that and getting rid of programs like that, I mean we'll be so much better off because we won't have to pay as many taxes.
Speaker 3:What else is crazy is like? So I think, as far as the Democratic Party is concerned, they're out there freaking out, picketing. They got people with signs.
Speaker 1:You got like Chuck Schumer trying to start a chant awkwardly it didn't really work out for him when he was doing that, all those chants are god awfulawful, but I love it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and nobody was really chanting with him. It was kind of funny if you watched it on the news and it's just like I think the average person looks at these people and they're like, yeah, they're fucking nuts, yeah, they're crazy.
Speaker 2:Like you know, next year, whenever the hell it comes time for them to be voted on again, no, I mean, if anyone watched that video of Maxine Walters like outside the Department of Ed and the guy wouldn't let her in, like you can clearly see how old and like out of touch she is the way she's like talking and trying to put sentences together.
Speaker 1:Like she's like like two steps behind Biden.
Speaker 2:You know, it's like these are people representing young America. You know, yeah, they're fucking 80 year old millionaires that just robbed us. You know, robbed us, robbed our entire generation of the future yeah and you know they're living the dream, their kids are living the dream. They live in this little fucking bubble. That this is like you know I mean look at fucking chelsea clinton making 80 million dollars. It's crazy, you know, tell me about her fucking struggle you know, I bet she doesn't have a problem buying a house.
Speaker 1:You know, probably get houses fucking donated to her. So it's like, yeah, yeah, I'm sure she didn't have to put down 10 percent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know why fucking populations is declining? Because no one could afford fucking kids except for these rich fucking politicians. You know it's like. You know, greed kills. You know, kill the country. So, getting rid of these old fucks, we need to set term limits yes you know we need to fucking what would you set the?
Speaker 1:intelligent path okay angelo, if you had the gavel in your hand and I we, I was to say, hey, what do you think your ending year as president could be?
Speaker 2:well, president, I agree with the two terms and like an eight-year thing, and then maybe yeah, but we're gonna start the same thing you know eight or ten years, because they do two-year terms right.
Speaker 2:So, like you know, eight or ten years, you know, I think that's that's about it. Like that's as long as you should really have any fucking say in it. And like, if you're over I don't know, if you're over fucking 70 time to go. It's like a normal person at work retires anywhere from 55 to 62, 65, right, unless you have no retirement, which a lot of the country doesn't.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And they got to work until they die, but that's another fucking issue that needs to be fucking fixed. Social Security was supposed to be something to help people out in the end of their life, but it's not enough money.
Speaker 2:They robbed it fucking blind, you know. I mean there's millions of economists that go out there and say like if you invested that money into your own stock account fucking into a savings account it's fucking three percent or whatever over the course of your entire life, you would have millions of dollars when you went to retire. Instead, you have a 1200 payment for payment for 10 years before you die.
Speaker 1:Where's the rest of that?
Speaker 2:money. How many people don't make it to Social Security? That paid into it their entire lives, that died at 50, died at fucking 55, whatever. They never got a Social Security check ever. Where's all that money? Why is it so depleted?
Speaker 3:I mean there's also people on the other end of the spectrum, right?
Speaker 2:that the longevity is huge, right?
Speaker 3:yeah, you know it's a much smaller percentage of the people that live way longer than the people that die young, you know, but even so, like the, the payments that you get, so like they didn't account for inflation, so everything's more expensive and so that that 1200 or whatever you're getting is not doing what it used to do and so, like you're, an old person now suffering.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know getting by on ramen. So yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, you look at a lot of the people in our, in our area, bro, like I mean it's like old ladies like living on ramen and fucking cat food and shit you know like where they lose their houses. You know Like they fucking lose their house, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Knocked out my headphones.
Speaker 3:I did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess, whatever the hell you just did, I just tapped the mic, I got nothing.
Speaker 1:You got nothing. Dead in the water. This guy Dead in the water.
Speaker 2:Bad mic, Sorry people. What are we doing with the? I'll cut this.
Speaker 3:There you go it's good, you're good, yeah, all right I don't know I just turned it all right back in three, two, one all right.
Speaker 2:So you know you got these old people out there just losing their houses. Man you know, paying twelve thousand eighteen thousand dollars a year and fucking property tax, yeah, that's more than your social security income, you know yeah, I mean, where can you even find a place to rent for less than twelve hundred dollars?
Speaker 1:yeah, and then food on top of that, like what are you supposed to do with that money. Yeah, like that barely pays for your medical at that time because you've been shoving all the what was it?
Speaker 2:these um that's even better than medical. Like like my mother, you know she's got to pay like a hundred something dollars a month out of her Social Security towards her Medicare, medicaid or whatever the fuck it is. She's losing money right off the top for that.
Speaker 3:And she got to pay taxes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and pay taxes.
Speaker 3:You got to pay taxes on your fixed income. How crazy is that? So I mean, you know.
Speaker 2:That's one of the Trump things he was saying he wants to get rid of the Medicare tax. That's crazy, and senior citizens on it, on Social Security, he won't have to pay taxes.
Speaker 1:He wants to get rid of the tip tax. I heard he wants to get rid of income tax?
Speaker 2:He does, but that's too bold.
Speaker 1:See the. Thing is. That's a huge move, dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, even he knows like looking at the numbers you can't get rid of that.
Speaker 1:Only federal, yeah, federal.
Speaker 2:But, like you, can't get rid of that yet because we have such a deficit and such an amount of fucking debt that, like you know, he could do away with some of these things and the tariffs will pick up some of it. But as the tariffs roll out maybe he could get rid of some more of the taxes, but like we're still 30 something trillion dollars in debt.
Speaker 2:You know that that ain't going away. The interest on that ain't going away, you know. So you still have to collect money to pay that debt down and unfortunately that's our fucking income tax yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3:What was even crazier is like so you know opec, you know opec is saudi arabia and the oil and shit like that. Yeah, so, like, so, like they control the oil price.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:They're like ah, we're going to stop refining.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Just hold the hose Every summer, every summer, every single summer, they do refinery upgrades or they shut down refineries. It's the same shit every year. They're like, oh, we got two refineries down for maintenance or upgrades or whatever the fuck, and gas prices go back up in the beginning of every summer and they do in the beginning of every winter.
Speaker 2:You know, so it's like it's the same. That's why, when the war started with Russia and Ukraine and like, oh, gas prices because of Russia, russia has to sell their gas to OPEC. It's a fucking. It's like the international law thing. They have to keep up with OPEC. They can't dictate the price. Opec dictates the price. America sells gas to OPEC. We all sell it to OPEC and then we buy it back at their price.
Speaker 1:You know, yeah, and that's the way it works. That's how they regulate the fucking money, you know, know? So what's the plans for us to get out of that? Are there any on the table?
Speaker 2:no, there's no plans for that. The only thing that'll help, that is if america drills more oil. So you know, like, if they loosen up the restrictions on oil, if they get the pipeline coming in again, you know, like, like those things help because then it forces opec. You know, because we're not the majority, we can be a majority producer, but we're not. You know Saudi Arabia is fucking Iran, or whatever Afghanistan, wherever these fucking countries are, you know those people are. You know. So, to a degree, if we drill more oil, we could keep more of our oil. We buy less oil from them, and then that helps drive down the oil price.
Speaker 3:I know Biden did did that he was mad about it. Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:But even our national reserve. We have like a national reserve, so if we go to war, yeah we have like oil to fuel our fucking warships yeah he was selling the national reserve oil in the american market to try to lower like you know, it artificially lowers the gas prices in america, right, yeah, but now we're so low on that shit we got to buy it back, and the price of fuels hot, so now it's costing us, you know, double to buy it back there and that's part of the you know, part of the problem too, you know because they know, they know, they got us by the balls, like you know oh, they need to refuel
Speaker 3:yeah it's, it's $10 a gallon, yeah, and that's for the crude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's crazy, it's fucking nuts. Yeah, and just like shit never goes back. Like they said. Oh, the price of the barrel is up to over $100.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then it went back down to like $40 or $50.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:The price of the pump didn't go back down to $1. To like 40 or 50 dollars.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the price of the pump didn't go back down to a dollar. No price of the pump stayed at 250. You know, I mean at covet. It was amazing covet. I think that the cheapest I saw gas was like a dollar 89.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that was under trump man, when trump was opening up the drill and the pipeline was coming and biden got in annexed the pipeline stopped the fucking drilling. They blew up the other gas line going to uh can. Yeah, no, I think it was over in Europe. They blew up that.
Speaker 3:Nordic one, oh yeah, the one under the water.
Speaker 1:They blew up the Nordic one under the water.
Speaker 2:You know, All of a sudden, gas prices were fucking $3.80 a gallon again.
Speaker 1:It was like you know, not to mention, the supply and demand was going the other direction during COVID. Not a lot of people were driving around, so the gas stations were like, yeah, all right, we'll lower the prices, get some people in here to buy some of our gas that's not saudi arabia was like how are we?
Speaker 3:going to pay for our lamb bikini? Yeah, that's not like I don't.
Speaker 2:I don't believe in supply and demand when it comes to gas, because yeah yeah, because the retail customer is the smallest customer of gas. You know, you're a trucking industry, you're a shipping industry.
Speaker 1:But that's diesel. You're fucking trains.
Speaker 2:It's all, yeah, it's all. Diesel Gas is a byproduct of diesel. It's all yeah.
Speaker 3:but even in October, when they have like hurricanes and the fucking refinery gets hit, the prices go up.
Speaker 2:Well, because the refinery's out, you know. So like they, you know, but there's 12 other refineries, but they, you know, they jerk it off. They're like oh yeah, the refinery's out. You're like what about the one next door? That's still working. Yeah it's going fine. Yeah, you know, the guy over there is a little slow, so you know Pipes are old they like to jerk that shit off, but it's all diesel, but it's all gas.
Speaker 2:It's all from the same petroleum product your fuel oil, at your house. They're selling it, so there's really no supply and demand issue.
Speaker 1:There's really nothing. It's all kind of bullshit. Everybody needs to go somewhere. Everybody needs a house heating.
Speaker 2:People were still driving. Maybe a little less, but people were still driving. And yeah, and that was only for like a fucking small period, you know.
Speaker 1:All right, so we're going with trump.
Speaker 2:Trump's amazing um finances allowed us to have cheaper gas yeah, I think trump I think that's what I was saying trump lessened restrictions. He had that pipeline deal going on. He had things that had opec going like all right man, we almost gas a little cheaper.
Speaker 3:All right man, you know, quit fucking with us you know, he even did that thing with like the epa to like stop it. So like the like, I remember they they came out with like really tough emission standards for cars and like all the, all the uh manufacturers like damn, we're gonna do whatever for this. And then he was like we're getting rid of that.
Speaker 2:I mean yeah it's because, you know, like these people, man, like you see congressional hearings. You know, you ever see those congressional hearings where they're talking about the co2 in the atmosphere and they're like what percentage of the atmosphere you think is co2? And these people like, yeah, eight percent, ten percent, twelve percent. They're like point, fucking zero, fucking one percent or some, you know like some fraction of a thing, and it's like know if you really think humans are contributing in a way, we're ruining the planet, but in other ways. But like this whole CO2 thing is like plant some fucking trees, you know, maybe clean up the ocean and get rid of. You know, because, like, the largest converter of CO2 is actually plankton in the ocean, really yeah.
Speaker 2:The rainforest and the trees amount for almost nothing compared to the ocean. And it's like why don't we start cleaning up these fucking ocean fucking problems? Why don't we spend more?
Speaker 1:money doing that instead.
Speaker 2:Of putting more emissions on cars and making it harder for fucking people to live. I don't know it's stupid. I don't know it's stupid.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Now you're making me feel bad about loving the fact that we have the Gulf of America where we're drilling oil again.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well.
Speaker 1:Now you got me looking at Don Dish Dish Detergent commercials where they're cleaning off the ducks and shit with oil.
Speaker 2:Don't even get me started with Don Dish Dish. It's like a funny commercial, a funny guy. So he's like. He's like. You know, it makes no sense To don't dish commercials. He's like I don't have A fucking oily duck, I got oily dishes. What are you gonna do For my dishes?
Speaker 3:It's like yeah big deal.
Speaker 2:You're fucking cleaning Ducks out here, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh shit, yeah, that was. Was that the Exxon one or was that the the BP one?
Speaker 2:yeah, oh, we're sorry, Dad, I don't even think they apologized at first. Yeah, they didn't give a shit, yeah, and it was a funny thing.
Speaker 3:It was leaking for a long time, wasn't it? Oh yeah, because right before that, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Right before that they removed a sanction on that ship where they had to have an off-site ship that could blow up the tunnel or whatever. The fucking drilling site.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:So if the oil platform detached like it did and there was an oil leak, there was a charge set at the base of this thing to blow it up and stop the oil right, so it wouldn't just spew oil out. They removed that sanction and then, right after that, dick Cheney opened up this huge oil cleanup fucking thing. And then a couple months later, the BP oil spill happened.
Speaker 3:Guess who got the contract.
Speaker 1:Guess who got the contract. Yeah, it sure so happens.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it just so happens that they saw that coming, you know.
Speaker 3:Crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I remember they were trying to figure out how to plug it and everything else.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they couldn't stop it Because they like Stopped doing this. I forget what it is Like a blowout, fucking Blowout charge or some shit like that man when it's like, yeah, it's designed literally so that, like Something like that happens, they can blow the fucking thing up, because if the whole oil rig blows up and people are dying and shit, you need another ship out there to detonate this thing, oh, okay. You need somebody watching to be like, oh fuck, boom, blow the thing up and stop the whole situation?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Am I wrong in saying? But wasn't that well, particularly deeper than the other ones?
Speaker 3:I don't know, I don't know either. Okay. I know they had a hard time with it, though, and then I know like later, they discovered oil-eating microbes. Oh yeah, we spoke about this, yeah, and I'm like, oh wow, scientists are like whoa, nature takes care of itself. Look at that.
Speaker 2:Well, it's you know, yeah, itself, look at that.
Speaker 1:well, you know yeah, you know, I mean we, we destroyed a lot of nature with that, but you know dawn dish.
Speaker 2:Detergent must be pissed what like puffer fish.
Speaker 1:What kind of fish?
Speaker 3:did we lose?
Speaker 2:yeah, I mean there's a ton of fucking fish and sea life over there died yeah, you know it was like a hundred mile radius or some shit like that.
Speaker 3:You know it was like yeah shit, washing up skid row, maybe a year, you know? Yeah, I don't know man, i't know man. I think that we do do some damage, but at the same time, asteroid, whatever, fucking slammed into Texas and took out the dinosaurs, could happen anyway.
Speaker 2:Well, that's the whole thing that I'm saying. It's like, yeah, we contribute to the problem.
Speaker 3:Tomorrow could be the last day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we contribute to the problem, but the last day, yeah, we contribute to the problem, but at the same time, like it's cyclical, you know, like this, these kinds of things fucking happen man like you said, an asteroid, get hit the fucking planet tomorrow and that's game over for all of us, you know yeah or we could slowly choke ourselves out with fucking killing the ocean and trees, yeah, and losing our fucking oxygen and atmosphere.
Speaker 3:You know, know, oh, you know what's crazy I saw about actually Choking out, no, no, so like during the wartime and the war effort and developing nuclear weapons, so like there was some test site somewhere that they were testing. Oh, they had a meltdown on their nuclear reactor and it was one of these areas that was like a temporary area and it didn't even have like the, the mandatory, like 12 foot of concrete that's supposed to be under there typical yeah and uh, what else?
Speaker 2:but anyway, so like that's in somebody's drinking water.
Speaker 3:Now, you know these. Actually, they said it was leeching into the ocean for a long time and it didn't say shit. Wow, they didn't say shit no, they didn't say shit they didn't say shit.
Speaker 3:No, they didn't say shit they didn't say shit oh, I know, and it was a whole big thing about like it was a race right and it's. They called them like nuclear cowboys or something like that, because it was just like how fast can we do this? And how you know? It was like advancement. Yeah, forget regulation and figuring shit out how safe this is. We need to, like you know, destroy, kill people. So how fast can we make this weapon? Yeah, and they did very questionable shit and there's areas and there's hot spots in the world's oceans.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when they were testing the fucking nuclear device, when they first came up with the H-bomb or whatever the fuck it was, they literally tested it. In every scenario they blew one up underwater in the ocean. You know, it's like now you have nuclear contamination. Yeah, I think it was off California, you know.
Speaker 3:It's that fish from the Simpsons.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, there's one if you read about Fukushima in Japan. Yeah, Like their plan was like they had a nuclear reactor meltdown. Right, yeah, and they have in japan. Yeah, like their plan was like they had a nuclear reactor meltdown right you have to keep it cool, otherwise it'd be even worse they had the earthquake so they have yeah, so they have water running through this reactor still and they still now it's become nuclear and they're storing it but they have like hundreds of thousands of gallons of water and they're like they wanted to release it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're gonna put it into the ocean and china was pissed yep, we're just gonna put it out in the ocean. The ocean water would dilute it enough Everything would be fine.
Speaker 3:That was like last year, yeah, and it's like dude, are you? Fucking kidding me.
Speaker 2:You know, that's when people say like, because they literally they think nuclear energy is the cleanest energy.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's like no, it's not, because it the waste of it is bad, but they all have waste.
Speaker 3:It's all waste. It's hard to contain that.
Speaker 2:So what are we doing with it? And they literally the American government would take Containers, cargo, ship containers Full of nuclear waste and they just drop it into the Marion Trench. It's fucking deep down there. We'll never see that again. What is that doing to our Fucking? What is that doing to our fucking ocean? What is that doing to our fucking? We eat sea life.
Speaker 1:That also comes down to the seven islands of garbage. Are you guys aware of this? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's huge floating islands out in the middle of the ocean that are the size of Texas. There's seven of these massive bodies of garbage just floating out there and you can find everything from hubcaps to cars, to lost children, to full houses that got swept off into the ocean and just kind of floated away and got stuck on this garbage island.
Speaker 2:I heard the next Epstein Island is going to be on one of those. Just moves around, you'll never find us.
Speaker 1:You weren't supposed to tell anybody about that.
Speaker 2:Speaking of missing kids.
Speaker 3:Talking to you, Bill Gates.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Whoa.
Speaker 3:Allegations yeah, that guy goes on the View and he's like you know.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that friggin' Indian guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, he superimposed himself in La Vieux, but that was the best.
Speaker 2:That was fucking funny.
Speaker 3:He makes good videos that guy yeah.
Speaker 1:I guess I missed that one.
Speaker 2:Oh really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got to send me that one. Yeah, I got to try to find it. Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like it's not the list. You're familiar with Bill, but it's another important list, yeah yeah speaking about lists, that's another thing that's coming out.
Speaker 1:Uh, apparently we're getting the uh jfk report, the mlk report, um I hope we get the epstein report we are getting the answer for it and the flight log.
Speaker 2:I mean not that I don't care about jfk or mlk, but like they're before our time, yeah, the motherfuckers that were on that epstein list, they're, uh, still, still around, still in power, still in office. Yeah, still in office you know so let's, let's, round them motherfuckers up and throw them off a bus we'll see.
Speaker 1:That's the problem with the democratic party they're sweating bullets, and I think they're sweating bullets because they're guilty of so much shit. In fact, if you look at what is it called the Google search or Google scan, you can see what people are looking up in different areas. And if you look up Washington DC, the most Googled things at this current time are lawyers how to embezzle money.
Speaker 3:I like that. People are still stupid enough like top top google searches.
Speaker 1:Yeah, these are like the top google searches in washington dc right now and people are like sweating bullets, like the democratic party's, like, oh shit, they're gonna find out all our secrets. Yeah, they're actually going to the right spots to find out how we did what we did. And we're in trouble because, like, when it came down to all the people that were running for trump, he had, uh, fdr, and everybody up on that, up on that podium that was judging fdr were took bribes from pfizer, from all the medical industry.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah that was the best when he was shitting on fucking bernie sanders and bernie's like that was employees that donated the money. It's like, yeah, okay, so many fucking pfizer employees were on your side that you got a hundred million dollars or 10 million dollars, whatever the fuck, even if it was a million dollars 1.4 yeah, 1.4 million dollars. Like really, really, so many fucking pfizer and Moderna employees were that inclined to donate to your cause that you got 1.4 million dollars from these fucking people, that's.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's definitely corporate setup. You know, that's like when they do the super PACs, Like it's all corporate setup. They know the laws, yeah, you know. So they're like yo give Bernie fucking $1,000. I'll throw you an extra 50 bucks on your paycheck. You know, I'll cover the thousand and throw you an extra 50. Like, come on man, Come on, that's how this shit works. And like you know, Bernie knows that, but he's trying to make it sound like he's not a fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 1:Well, he's trying to protect Pfizer and all these big companies that paid him all that money. The paid him all that money.
Speaker 2:The best was bernie sanders was like the poorest guy in the senate until he ran for president. Then he ran for president, didn't even get nominated to be on the presidential candidate but got like 35 million dollars raised in campaign campaign funds which he was under investigation about. Yeah, all of a sudden owns five houses, two teslas you know all this shit and he's not running for president anymore you know, and that was it. And now he's back in the background going I didn't take donations, I didn't do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you did you fucking jerk.
Speaker 2:You know, you didn't even own your own fucking house before that happened. Now you got five fucking houses.
Speaker 1:Now they're huge houses.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I own the mountains of Vermont now.
Speaker 1:Yeah mountains of Vermont. Now, yeah, he owns Stratton. He's like this is my backyard, see Killington over there. That's why I like the farm. I take the dog walking up the mountain.
Speaker 2:It's just fucking amazing. He's a Democrat, fucking idiot, socialist douche. Well, that's what they're upset about.
Speaker 1:They're all worried and they're all shaking in their boots that they're going to be discovered and, as they're going through the files, and Big Balls is looking to end your shit, Big Balls is going to know Big Balls is always as good as four doors more horse.
Speaker 1:You know Big Balls is coming for you guys. You guys are worried about it and the crazy thing about it is Big Balls was actually one of his neuroscientists, so he worked on that project. So the kid's smart, he's smart as a whip. He definitely kicked my ass in some Call of Duty.
Speaker 1:But when it comes down to it, these guys are trembling that they're going to be discovered and all of their transgressions are going to come to the surface. And all these people that they said oh for the people, we're for the people, yeah, we're here to help you guys. We're into trans rights and all that. And speaking of that that, I think that's kind of funny. If you watch any of these shows currently, right now, everybody that was like a hundred percent, all for harris, they'll bring up, bring it up in discussion. They'll be like so what about the transformers? What about that? They're like oh well, we never cared about that, ever. We never talked about that. And they're like yo what, why are you backtracking so hard?
Speaker 1:like, instantly backtrack, yep yeah I thought this was your thing, man, I thought you're going for it. I thought you were like all about it, like your party, well, but apparently you don't have a leg to stand on speaking of the whole Transformers.
Speaker 3:Transformers I want to see them.
Speaker 2:There was a funny comedian that was talking about it. He goes. You know he's like, whatever the percentage of Gen Z's are gay, he's like. But honestly he's like have you seen how many fucking women in their generation are morbidly obese? Would you want to fuck that? You walk into a store and Target or something. You see all these fat chicks. You can be like, yeah, I'd rather suck a dick.
Speaker 1:Are you fat shaming?
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh man, that's fucked up. Man, you're in the US as well. You're going to have to go louder.
Speaker 3:This is when Modi.
Speaker 2:I can.
Speaker 3:This is when Modi. This is when he gets translated. When was this?
Speaker 2:It's a press conference.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he tells the Indian guy. I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But what's funny is like it's almost like on purpose, right, because he's going to mention something. Well, because he talks about, like so Modi, right, he's the prime minister or whatever, the president or whatever the fuck of India. I don't know what he is, some important guy, and you know on the guy when he's there it's like ah, so what do you think about human rights in India? I don't understand a word. He's saying yeah.
Speaker 2:You know yeah.
Speaker 3:Sorry to interrupt the flow. This was like on there. No it was funny.
Speaker 2:I saw one where some Indian guy was trying to ask Trump a question, yeah, and Trump had like an interpreter there. Yeah, and they were like like making fun of Trump because he has an interpreter to interpret the guy's English to English, you know. Yeah, but it's like you know he's like talking with such a heavy Indian accent that it's like Trump did the same thing. He's like I don't know what the hell.
Speaker 3:the guy said yeah, no, you're going to have. I'm sure he said great things, great things.
Speaker 1:Can you type it into Google Translate for me?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'll just read it.
Speaker 2:It's crazy, it really is. That's going to be the next wave of shit. Then did you see Trump banned? I don't know if it's banned or whatever, but they're stopping certain press organizations from coming to the White House, like CNN and New York Times and shit, and then they're going to have other like NPR or whatever. I don't know Some other organizations. Like you know, we're getting rid of these fucking legacy media outlets in the press conferences. We're going to have these other media outlets come in and like this is part of state-run media, like the fucking Democrats are going nuts about it.
Speaker 1:You mean the USAID employees?
Speaker 2:Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3:From what I remember in reference to that, what they were talking about was Trump likes to do his. He likes to have a press conference In like the Oval Office or whatever, or like one of them fucking rooms in the White House. So, he'll do that. So there's a list for that, and then there's a list for the one with his that news chick.
Speaker 2:Whatever her name, is the news chick, the new blonde news chick.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the new blonde news chick. That's very witty. He's really good at picking speakers bro.
Speaker 2:Those last two chicks that he had Were fucking great. The first one that he had, I forget her name, but she was fucking awesome. She didn't take shit like at all she was like shutting people down.
Speaker 2:And then the other one that he had, uh, mckinney or whatever her name was, yeah, that was like you know, she had the binder and she was prepared and they're like trying to make fun of her for that. And then, like we go to biden where he has this black lesbian fucking immigrant chick that's like all proud of herself, that's like just not prepared for anything. Like is joe biden president? I don't even know I don't even know if there's somebody even running the country right now.
Speaker 3:You're like, how are you the fucking speaker? It's biting to sleep in his basement. Yeah, yeah, who's making, who's calling the shots?
Speaker 2:yeah, who's calling the shot after 4 30 when biden admits that he goes to bed? Who's calling the shots After 4.30 when Biden admits that he goes to bed.
Speaker 1:Who's calling the shots? Do they wake?
Speaker 2:him up. That's absurd.
Speaker 1:How many times did Joe Biden fall down today? Yeah, can you give me a number Ballpark Three, four times did he fall down.
Speaker 3:She was terrible. I mean it was a very comedic time. You know it was a sad time for the country. Yeah, it just made us look pathetic, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Like pathetic. Honestly, I would have rather had that guy in a dog mask Fucking running the show.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, that was fine. You know that, general, you ever see that general Nuts I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 3:Alright, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to do that either, so I don't know where we left off there.
Speaker 2:We'll have to wind that one down. So I don't know where we left off there. We'll have to wind that one down a little bit. Tonight's the night of equipment failures. Yeah, it's all right though.
Speaker 3:Doug's douche flute's still working, so he's happy. That's crazy dude.
Speaker 2:Well, hey, man, we were bound to run into some kind of interesting malfunction.
Speaker 1:We're learning. We're learning what's go. You're growing with us as an audience and we appreciate you guys well.
Speaker 2:Doug, does I do? Yes, I do, alright, so I guess we should probably just start a new topic so you can cut it in. Cut out the last of whatever we were saying and cut in something else.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3:Yeah all right, I got to spit it. Do something with A. A, I don't want A.
Speaker 1:You're just an alligator in. Florida these days, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, what has been going on? Nothing besides all that stuff. So I started a new video game this week.
Speaker 2:Oh, it should be gay. Yeah, it's going to be very gay, but it's very fucking awesome. New video game yeah, it's called.
Speaker 1:Kingdom Come, deliverance 2. So it's a sequel to a game that you are, a Deliverance 1. Yeah, deliverance 1. Deliverance Just Kingdom Come. So it's a sequel to a game that, uh, you are a deliverance one, yeah, deliverance one, deliverance just kingdom come kingdom come right.
Speaker 1:So you are a squire to a nobleman and you show up in this land where you're delivering a message and all of a sudden you get uh, your whole party gets like killed and massacred and you're taking a bath in the water and trying to peep on some girls and then like, when you turn around, your whole party's dead. And now you're just stuck in the middle of the chetra public, back in like the medieval days and you have to make your way through the countryside and like regain your money and your honor and then figure out what's all going on in this whole town and area. It's very complex and really cool and you can be gay if you want to hook up with a dude.
Speaker 2:Okay, and that's why Doug plays it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you brought that up, so I wanted to say if you wanted to be gay, that was the path he took.
Speaker 2:But what's cool about this is it's Exactly that's why he started as a squire. The nobleman teabagged him before he sent him out.
Speaker 1:So, when it comes down to the game itself, you have the option of being gay if you want to, but back in the day gay was unacceptable. So if you are gay or want to be gay, you have to do it like behind closed doors, and if anybody catches you they'll kill you.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we should bring it back to that. But if you want to be sober or not sober, if you want to be, Wait a second. If you want to be straight, then you can be straight and open or anywhere, and like everybody's accepting of that, because at the time that was accepting what?
Speaker 2:kind of fucking video game is this.
Speaker 1:It's very complex.
Speaker 2:So it's like do you have the option to tuck your t-shirt inside out, or something like the fags used?
Speaker 3:to be what to show.
Speaker 1:Yeah and it's like.
Speaker 2:You can't walk around like that because you'll get beat up in the street. What kind of video game is this?
Speaker 1:Well, it's better to have the other characters know that you're gay without showing your gayness, without sucking their dicks.
Speaker 2:I honestly don't know. You just walk around on your knees just looking for cocks Like is that they know?
Speaker 1:You got any farm work around here for me? You know, you know, you know, you know.
Speaker 2:You definitely played the gay version and was like, yeah, all right, let me restart this.
Speaker 1:This? Yeah, all right, let me restart this.
Speaker 3:This one's too hard with a load of new save. No, honestly, I don't know how to go gay, but apparently there is an option I saw online.
Speaker 1:Yeah, interesting, yeah, because everybody was against. Well, everybody was really mad at these people for the game that they made. Because they made a game about like the nine hundreds, uh, czech Republic, and they're like, well, there's no minorities in it, oh, okay. Like, oh, yeah, cause there were no minorities in that area at that time, it was just white people. Like, yeah, there were immigrants, but it was immigrants of other white people. It was Europe. Yeah, it wasn't like you were blending the entire societies of the earth into one massive bubble.
Speaker 2:The minorities were the Mongolians.
Speaker 3:No, not even man. The Mongolians. The Mongolians break my wall.
Speaker 1:I mean the Mongolians have to get through the Middle East and all that to even get over here to Europe.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean the Czech Republic isn't like very close to Asia.
Speaker 3:No, well, no, so the Czech. It is in Asia. It's part of Russia.
Speaker 1:The Czech Republic? Yeah, no, czech Republic is in Europe.
Speaker 2:No, it's Europe, that's Russia. Russia wasn't there. Russia was actually actually Mongolia.
Speaker 3:Well, Russia is Beijing.
Speaker 2:It's on like yeah, Russia.
Speaker 1:It's also Europe.
Speaker 2:The other side of.
Speaker 1:Russia is.
Speaker 2:China.
Speaker 1:You know Russia goes all the way across, but I think it was Mongolia back then.
Speaker 2:It wasn't really Russia.
Speaker 1:Is Ukraine Europe or Asian Ukraine Ukraine? It wasn't really Russia. Well, is Ukraine Europe or Asian Ukraine Ukraine?
Speaker 2:It's an extra hammer. People are going to hate this. It's Russian.
Speaker 1:And Putin has his way. He's getting it all backwards.
Speaker 2:It was Russia until like 30 years ago.
Speaker 1:You see that little Russia down there. It used to be called Germany. Yeah, see that little.
Speaker 2:Russia down there used to be called Germany. Yeah, I don't know, yeah no. I gotta look up Czech Republic. Czech Republic is in the air. Oh, it's a transcontinental.
Speaker 3:Transgenders over there. It's a transformer. It's a transformer. It's a continental transformer for Europe and Asia. Yeah, spanning across both continents. The Ural Mountains typically mark the dividing line between European and Asian parts of Russia.
Speaker 1:Well, there you go.
Speaker 2:See, I'm playing on the European side.
Speaker 3:Oh, there's Asian parts of Russia, huh, yeah, that's why you got the Kim Jong-un over there. Who wants McDonald's? Wait what? That's why you got the Kim Jong-un over there. Who wants McDonald's? Wait what? Yeah, so like back when, like you know, trump went over there and they would, you know, he was calling him a little rocket man and all that shit, and then it was like you know, he was like all right, cool, let's invite, you know, them over, let's try to have some peace, or something.
Speaker 2:Shit.
Speaker 3:Mongolia still exists he expressed like an interest to have McDonald's there in North Korea, really yeah. Okay, I was like one of the things again with the Ukrainian guy Zelensky.
Speaker 2:No, this guy that I work with he was like you know, russia's like total third world country and shit, and I'm like look it up, they have like fucking's. Like you know, russia's like a total third world country and shit and I'm like I like look it up, like they have like fucking, like I don't know I forget what the number was but they have like tons of mcdonald's over there. I'm like kind of third world country has like mcdonald's everywhere yeah like yeah, it was like so fucking dumb, like I guess, yeah, so stupid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my favorite fun fact about russia is when it comes down to their vodka. They had a classic vodka that was known for their country and they sold it to Coca-Cola because they wanted Coca-Cola in the country. And then Coca-Cola was like all right, we'll go ahead and sell you Coke, but if we do, we get all of your vodka and all the rights to it to sell it around the entire world.
Speaker 3:So Coke has the rights to like Stoli or something. Yeah, yes they do. Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because Coca-Cola was worth more than Stoli vodka at the time.
Speaker 3:I mean listen, where else can you get like a liter, two liter fucking vodka for eight dollars? I'm just there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can also get crocodile. I don't know what that is, oh. So, apparently, um, their drug epidemic is so grand that they have taken like a heroin byproduct and mixed it with uh, eye drops and oh and like kerosene, and when they do this they inject it into the skin.
Speaker 3:I thought you were going to say they put it in their eyes. Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:No, they actually inject it into their skin. And as it goes into the skin, it actually starts dissolving the flesh and leaving these giant porous pockets all over their flesh.
Speaker 2:Who the?
Speaker 3:fuck would want to do that.
Speaker 1:Horrific. I mean the people that are at that point of their addiction.
Speaker 3:I need to like put holes in my body and it feels amazing.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Nothing gets me higher than rotting off parts of my human existence. That's wild, yeah. So yeah, it's called crocodile. If you look it up, I'm telling you the the pictures of it makes you want to vomit.
Speaker 3:It. Look it up, I'm telling you the the pictures of it makes you want to vomit. It's, it's, it's a bad, bad drug, and you know that somebody's in a bad, bad place when they're on it. Yeah, yeah, I would say so, yeah, yeah I'm gonna voluntarily burn acid hole wonks in my arm to get that chasing that high you know chasing that dragon eating holes in my arm if.
Speaker 2:Fucking see through my shit, it's no worse than bath salts.
Speaker 1:Oh honestly, I think I would say that it's definitely up there with bath salts.
Speaker 2:Bath salts. You're just like ripping somebody else's.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I was going to say you like eat someone else's face.
Speaker 1:But you don't have to wake up in the morning with that. You know you might have to clean off some blood around your mouth, maybe like some flesh out of your teeth, but other than that, you've just digested human flesh. That's something you're going to have to deal with morally for the rest of your life. For physical damage Nah, fuck that.
Speaker 2:I don't deal with things morally like that. I'm like whatever decision I made at the time, I made it, I had my reasons. The reason could have been I was just shit faced, but I had my reason.
Speaker 1:And I stand by it.
Speaker 2:I stand by my choice. It was a solid choice, whatever the fuck I did. Oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh oh.
Speaker 3:Mongolia, mongolia, yeah, oh yeah, wow, thanks for that. Okay, oh, mongolia.
Speaker 2:Mongolia yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Wow Thanks for that. Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is crocodile. This is what it does to you Like. This is how it burns.
Speaker 2:That's in Russia.
Speaker 1:You said this is Russian. This is Russian drug. This is how bad it's getting in the ghettos over there. I like that.
Speaker 3:I like that it also mixes in pictures of crocodiles.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, over there, I like that. I like that it also mixes in pictures of crocodiles.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, because it confuses the internet they're like, who would even want to do this? Yeah, yeah, it looks exactly.
Speaker 1:It's like a rotting puss hole exactly in my body that's how bad you're getting with your addiction. That you're like let me go ahead and stick this toxic like vial into my body and see what it does. Yeah, so that's.
Speaker 3:That's different from chasing a high no, there you're on some other shit. You're on like uh, you know, fml, fuck my life shit yeah yeah yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm done with society. I'm done with everything. I'm gonna turn into a hermit and start rotting off pieces of my flesh.
Speaker 3:That's some weird shit. I don't know. I don't know why someone would do that.
Speaker 1:But like you said he's got his reasons and this is why we ask everybody out there if you have drug problems, please go seek help. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Usually drug dealers can help you. I was going to say the dealer.
Speaker 1:You can call the dealer, but uh, and I'll help you temporarily.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it'll hold you on for the next 24 hours.
Speaker 1:Like they say, an alcoholic's biggest problem is running out of alcohol well, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for hanging out with us once again. We appreciate you, as always. Please like and subscribe and click all those little buttons below our, our picture or video or whatever you're watching us on currently, right now episode 12 as always, we appreciate you. Thanks for the commentary, angelo, and, as always, fuck off, fuck off.