Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
Welcome to Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo – the no-holds-barred podcast where we dive into the week’s hottest topics with unfiltered opinions, razor-sharp wit, and a healthy dose of dark humor. Nothing is off-limits as we tackle everything from pop culture and current events to life’s absurdities, all while keeping it raw, real, and ridiculously entertaining.
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Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
Unfiltered: Free Speech in a Politically Correct World
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Cancel culture has dramatically altered the landscape of humor, conversation, and social interaction—but at what cost? In this raw, unfiltered episode, we explore how seemingly innocuous jokes now receive scrutiny that would have been unimaginable just a decade ago.
The conversation takes a deep dive into the fascinating internal conflict brewing within the LGBTQ+ movement. We examine how some lesbian, gay, and bisexual individuals are beginning to distance themselves from the transgender and queer components, suggesting that the T and Q have potentially compromised broader acceptance by "taking it too far." This discussion reveals the complex nature of identity politics and raises important questions about coalition movements representing groups with sometimes competing interests.
Our hosts share personal anecdotes about navigating this new social landscape, from awkward interactions in restaurants to the experience of trying to explain today's social norms to previous generations. The genuine confusion many feel when traditional humor suddenly becomes taboo highlights a significant cultural shift happening in real-time around us.
We also tackle youth sports culture, technology's influence on our worldviews, and even the supernatural—from haunted Teslas to the psychology behind why some people believe in ghosts. The conversation weaves through American food culture, with a particularly passionate debate about what constitutes authentic pizza versus the franchise variations that dominate middle America.
Whether you're feeling alienated by today's hyper-sensitive climate or trying to understand why certain language has fallen out of favor, this episode offers perspectives that challenge conventional thinking and encourage genuine dialogue. Join us for this thought-provoking conversation that proves nothing is off-limits when you're Talking Shit.
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Show Intro and Weekly Check-in
Speaker 1I could get more. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in with us. We appreciate it, as always. This is that show that talks about nothing and everything all in the same. You never know what you're going to get. This is Talking Shit with Doug Ryan and Angelo. How are you doing, boys? Hey, hey, hey. Hey Doing well, yeah, you guys been hanging in there. How was your weeks? Anything special this week?
Speaker 3no, not that I can think of, not at the top nothing, nothing, crazy nothing did you guys.
Speaker 1Guys didn't macrame your own shorts or anything no, no, I wasn't on the list.
Speaker 2I don't know what he's talking about, macklemore macrame, macrame yeah, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1yeah, oh, it was in 40 year old virgin. He's like. You know how I know you're gay, cause you mac and marry your own shorts oh yeah, it's pretty gay.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know how I know you're gay. You quoted that movie oh, there you go.
Speaker 1Hey, that was a good movie, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was a pretty good movie, yeah. Yeah, the best is when, when he's like you, better check your bitch, or whatever.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, when he's backing up his man or whatever. Steve Carell's great, yeah yeah. The Office is good too.
Speaker 1I wasn't too into the Office. I liked 40-Year-Old Virgin. I wasn't too. The Office was too dry for me, really. Yeah, it wasn't my thing.
Speaker 2Hey well, the way he acted, though, you can kind of tell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3They actually interviewed him and they were asking him if the office would ever come back or whatever, and he's like we could never make that show in today's climate. He's like the way he acts as the boss. He's like that'd be canceled right away. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Unfortunately. Yeah, the canceled climate is real.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3Cancel culture. Well hopefully we're going to cancel the canceled culture.
Speaker 2That's what we're doing.
Speaker 3We're hoping we can port enough of them, send them home.
Speaker 1Did you hear about Disney and Disney World?
Speaker 3Wow.
Speaker 1So they dropped the whole dei thing and they dropped the whole woke nation like they're getting rid of the whole agenda.
Speaker 2Oh, that's interesting because the other day I saw a dude dressed like a fairy oh yeah, yeah, I'm like what I can't even take my kids there because it's like you're gonna confuse my child like back to the hot dog stand buddy.
Speaker 3Sorry, we took you off fries.
Speaker 2It's funny too, because he looked like kind of he belonged in, like what the hell is that fucking show? Like Super Troopers or something like that? No, reno 911. He looked like one of them dudes, you know, but wearing a dress the whole trans thing doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Speaker 3But the ones that make absolutely no sense to me are the ones that walk around looking like a dude with facial hair and shit. They're like I'm a woman, like no, no, like you're not even trying to be a woman, like at least try. You know, shave your face. Put a dress on, yeah, you know. Put heels on, I don't know. There's a. There's a guy at the train, you know, when I go to work, you know he's like some days the dude's wearing like a fucking sundress but like full beard, you know like clearly a dude.
Cancel Culture and LGBTQ+ Movement Division
Speaker 3Wow, clearly a dude. Yeah, some days he's in a dress and heels and shit and like kind of looks like a chick, and other days he's just dressed like a dude and I'm like what the fuck? You know like you recognize him because he's got this full beard and like long hair and I'm like what the fuck is this thing doing? You know?
Speaker 2though I believe cross-dressing is a thing too right.
Speaker 1Correct, yeah.
Speaker 2So I mean, maybe he's just, you know, he enjoys women's clothes. He doesn't feel like he's a you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3There's so many weird things, maybe yeah.
Speaker 2But yeah, I heard that you're out trolling kind of thing Suiting a pole.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3I guess I'm wrong, but you know.
Speaker 2I thought that cross-dressing you kind of did in your house and didn't tell anybody.
Speaker 3Yeah, you just invited some dude over.
Speaker 1Well, I mean, even when we were young there was cross-dressers. There was that really tall black one. They do the runway show now. Tall black black one. They do the uh runway show now yeah, rupaul, yeah rupaul. He's been around forever, but he's always just a cross-dresser, though like he puts on a wig, he feels like he's a woman. Do you think he's a tranny?
Speaker 3I think he's like not maybe not like surgery, tranny, but like I feel like that guy lives most of his life like dressed like a woman he's got a fucking tv show as a woman you know, he's not up there like yo. What's up? It's rupal.
Speaker 1He's like hi it's rupal like but isn't that? Isn't that like the drag way they like to sing and dance and female voices?
Speaker 3yeah, but that's a little more than I think.
Speaker 2That's a little more than cross-dressing, you know you know what's crazy is like, so does this show. Where is the line?
Speaker 1please, there's someone writing our comments, let us know where the line is.
Speaker 3But again that guy RuPaul doesn't have a fucking beard.
Speaker 1No exactly.
Speaker 3Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's not half way there, he's committed.
Speaker 3When he goes into woman mode, he's a woman.
Speaker 2Can you imagine? Maybe when he's off camera he's like a normal dude. Hey, what's?
Speaker 3going on. Yeah, fuck, you Pulls the wig off. What the fuck you looking at?
Speaker 1Yo get me a cigarette. I need a cigarette right now.
Speaker 2Give me a whiskey.
Speaker 3Give me some fucking lesbian porn.
Speaker 1I feel gay I had to do that show for three hours.
Speaker 2Crazy right. Look, people do crazier shit for money so you know, yep, well, I heard that like, uh, you know, the government's no longer recognizing the t and the q and it's just lgb, lgb, yeah, because like. And then I saw some other like they interviewed, like this lesbian, and she was like, yeah, she's like, because, you know, lesbian, bi and gay or gay, bi, whatever that's like orientation. You're into that, yeah t and q is identity, and then they went too hard with it, you know like they fucked it up for everybody.
Speaker 1Yeah, I heard like on the lgbtq train, like lg and b are hanging out in the first three cars and they just let the last two cars go and start waving.
Speaker 3They're basically dragging the T's and Q's. Yeah, yeah, but you know what? It's funny, man, because I know lesbians that they hate. They honestly hate the trans and queers and all that shit. They're just like you said. They're just taking it too fucking far. They're making the whole movement look bad. Yeah, you know, they're like have your own flag. We don't want you, guys.
Speaker 2I think they do have their own flag.
Speaker 1Well no, they put added that weird triangle thing to the gay flag. Oh right, so now they're gonna have to take the weird triangle thing off of there and just go back, no like gays, don't use that flag oh, they don't.
Speaker 3It's like it's like the tranny flick, yeah, the one with the triangle or whatever.
Speaker 2Yeah, like the color, the brown color yeah, Gays just like rainbows.
Speaker 3you know that's the gay flick.
Speaker 1Oh, so they didn't even like affiliate themselves with that nude flick. Oh, all right yeah.
Speaker 2What'd you learn? Huh, I mean movement. You know gay people would have to hide and in some cases they still kind of have to hide because you know there's not everybody that's accepting of it. But, um, yeah, so like they would hide, and you know, because if somebody found out it could potentially destroy their career. You know you could be like a successful businessman, like I was watching like this um documentary on trump and his his first lawyer when he was coming up.
Speaker 2His name was like roy cohen or something like that and he was very well known he did some work for like other senators during that time period, and he was actually he was gay. But the media and everybody else didn't know that trump did. Trump didn't care, he didn't say nothing yeah you know, do you, bro, like he didn't care because he helped him? You know? Right but like that's something that could come out and potentially destroy him at that time period, especially then, you know, the gay stuff back in the 60s or 70s wasn't all that accepted.
Speaker 3Yeah, back then. But I feel like in the 90s, like when we were growing up, like no, that was we made fun of the gay kids, but they were there.
Speaker 2Yeah, we knew I didn't really know many.
Speaker 3They were kind of annoying. There was this one kid that used to get beat up all the time but like he kind of like asked for it, you know.
Speaker 2Really yeah.
Speaker 3He would like do like gay shit, like he would be like hitting on guys or something. We were like you know and like the hey, they were like get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2There's the female version.
Speaker 3It's so weird, right so?
Speaker 2you have like in the gay world and I don't claim to know any of this really too well.
Speaker 3Yeah, but you have the masculine gays and then the femme boys, exactly.
Speaker 1You have, like the stud which is supposed to, yeah, and then you have the feminine guy right who's just like like, nah, no. So it goes even deeper than that, my dude. It goes way deeper than that. So I was dating this girl and she had a gay best friend and she was telling me that when they go out to nightclubs they'll actually put like bandanas in their back pockets, almost like they're in a gang, and then they're showing their flats, but what they're doing is they're they pockets, almost like they're in a gang, and then they're showing their flags, but what they're doing is they're they're showing what they're into. So if they're like, yeah, if you, if you like.
Speaker 3You know it used to be a gang thing.
Speaker 1You put bandanas in your pocket now it's like oh red, he likes to be bottled. It goes even deeper than that. It's like oh, you like to shit on people, or oh you like to like uh, walk around like dog collars.
Speaker 3Characters on the flag that like, like the buttholes and stuff, like don't go near the guy with the brown flag or, if you like, tied a couple knots in it yeah what does that mean? Oh, I mean kind of you're into like the beads apparently so my lesbian friend says that like lesbians wear like rings on different fingers. And that's what they are.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3Yeah, and I'm like get the fuck out of here. So now she thinks every girl who wears rings on her fingers is like oh, that's a fucking five-star lesbian.
Speaker 2Oh, you agreed on that, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, lesbians have star systems.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 1Wait, a star system. Yeah, like five star.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's like, literally Like being in gangs now I guess you know, like a five star blood or a five star crip Is like a general, yeah, so like a five star lesbian Is a fucking.
Speaker 1That's a grand dragon Right there, someone that never even Touched a fucking A dick before. You know I'm like that's crazy. Never touched a dick.
Speaker 3That's a five star. How do you know you don't like it?
Speaker 2Came out the womb and, just like, licked the pussy.
Speaker 3Yeah, came out the womb and was like I want to go back in there. I like that shit.
Speaker 1Crazy. It's warm and comfortable right here it smells good in there.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean that's weird.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a different way of life, for sure, yeah.
Speaker 3You know. So like this occurred to me the other day. So I went out to lunch with one of my buddies and, uh, he was like bitching about the table.
Speaker 1They put us, they sat us in okay, right, this is good for me.
Speaker 3Yes, yeah, he's like. Oh, there's like people like walking by. I'm like he's such a fag, you know, he can't even call someone a fag anymore, which is terrible nope, we're gonna have to bleep that one for youtube and then uh so, uh, you know it's like, he's like, you know you know bitching, whatever I'm like.
Speaker 3So I'm like, oh, let's move man. So I call a guy, I'm like yo, my girlfriend's bitching about where you put us. You know, yeah, and like back in the day that would have got a laugh out of somebody like you know, calling another dude my girlfriend. But now, like this dude gave me a weird look like serious, yeah, he's like, oh, I guess he's the bottom you know, he gave me this weird look and I was just like no man.
Speaker 1Did he just smile at you and wink yeah it was fucking weird.
Speaker 3I was like oh man, I guess I can't even say that anymore, can't even make fun of your buddy for being a bitch.
Speaker 2Nobody knows how to take it. They're like, ah, is he serious?
Speaker 1Oh, we got to cancel this guy.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2He looks like he might be in charge. Yeah, crazy man. Yeah, it's a different world man. I know when Eminem was coming out and all that and he was calling people fags, Mute that again, whatever. But what was it? What's his name? Dude played the piano song.
Speaker 3Oh, elton, john, yeah then they're like, yeah, they played together.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're good buddies, yeah, so it was like it's very interesting.
Speaker 1You know well, you saw that eminem got up there and uh tried to help harris.
Speaker 3So yeah, you know he's down for that movement oh well, yeah, but like I don't know beyond that. It's like what happened to a sense of humor, you know. Yeah, Like back in the day everything was fakes you know, Like I stubbed my toe. Oh, the table's a fake, you know.
Speaker 1It's like you know, it's just like.
Speaker 3You know everything you did.
Speaker 1You know Like yeah, I have a strong feeling.
Speaker 3Like dopey a fig was like a saying back in the day yeah, and now, like you can't even say it, you know you can say it but you might get weird. Looks like you know, like I got the other day, but fuck them, yeah, I was like oh man, that's so gay.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, exactly yeah look at you like how do you see that?
Speaker 3yeah, well, I'm spending a whole all these people. You're like no, I'm not, man, that fucking table's gay, fuck you. I hate that you remember the South Park episode with the with the Hawley guys oh yeah, oh yeah, that was a great episode br, br, br, br, br, br, br, br br.
Speaker 1But I feel like the fall of the word faggot used as a friendly joking around kind of term, went away. Around the same time, participation awards started coming out. Oh yeah, they're like everybody gets a medal and you can't make fun of anybody about anything ever. Yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, you mean participation award? Yeah, I guess so. I mean participation award? Yeah, I guess so. I mean you know what's funny, like. So I was in, you know, I was in a little league when I was like eight years old, you know 80.
Speaker 1But you didn't get a participation award, did you?
Speaker 2No, well, you know what's funny. But even though, tiny ones.
Speaker 3They weren't like the big massive no right, I guess like welcome to being in the league you got like trophies at, like the end of the season or whatever. Yeah, like I mean, it was a participation trophy, but whatever they wanted you to feel good like these kids, like it's like they win a championship, you know, in whatever little league, whatever the fuck it is, yeah, and then like the losing team gets trophies too and it, and it's like, but they didn't win.
Speaker 1That team.
Speaker 3And then they took it even further, where they're like we're not even keeping score because it like upsets our children.
Speaker 2Oh man.
Speaker 1And you're like fuck.
Speaker 3There's winners and losers, and your kid's clearly a fucking loser, so why not rub it in? Fucking A? It's like I don't know.
Speaker 2I love those videos online where, like the dad's going crazy on the other dad or whatever at the baseball game or something, he's like yelling at the guy's kid and then the guy's like we're just playing a friendly game.
Speaker 1He's like no, you guys fucking suck. Your children are terrible. That's right. Hit the ball, Jimmy, go punch him in the fucking mouth.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know it's funny. Some adults definitely take it a step further than I do. But I mean, you know it's all about the competition. I mean you know I don't know about you, but my kid is very you know they are very, very very competitive and they get upset and they cry and shit when they don't win.
Speaker 3Yeah, you're like, you don't like that feeling. Next time do better. Yeah, you know Exactly, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, exactly. There's no reason for me to be like oh I'm sorry, honey, let's go to the store and buy you a toy now.
Speaker 3Let me buy you a toy. You suck.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know what you're going to do Push-ups, and then you're going to go run, and then you're going to get faster and better.
Speaker 3And you're going to have to put time and pressure in. I was watching a comedian that was saying he's like man, he's like my little kid's playing football now. Like he's like when I was his age. He's like I remember like we tried like fucking kids up, like if we hit a kid really hard in football and he was like on the floor, knocked out or whatever. You know. He's like, he's like the whole. Even the parents were like yeah I hope he's paralyzed.
Speaker 3You know, he's like, he's like we're dancing on top of him and shit, like we're like yeah, it's it. Fuck that kid, you know he was like you know, you would look for the mom like crying, and you'd be up there like going up to her like telling, yeah, paralyze that motherfucker. You know he's like that's how it? Was back. Then he's like he's like we tried to hurt people. He's like now these kids can't even touch each other. You know, he's like, it's like it's terrible oh, feeding your paraplegic, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1That's a bit. That'd be a bad morning.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, mike. What's funny about my kid though? I sent him up for soccer and he was doing all right, listening to the coach, you know whatever. And then they had like their first little game and one of their teammates like scored, like his teammate on his team scored, and he started crying because it wasn't him. Oh really, I'm like damn bro, how competitive are you? You don't even care if you're a team. Fuck my team, I want to score.
Speaker 1He's like LeBron James. He's like I'm the only one who can score on my team?
Identity Politics and Trans Debate
Speaker 2Yeah, it's an understanding thing, you know, developmental you got to develop them a little bit, you know. But yeah, no, sports are good to have the kids in, for sure, hell yeah.
Speaker 1And I mean you go through the whole hazing and bully system.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And you learn how to be a person. Yeah, and you get bullied and you get hazed and then you realize what you can and can't say around people and then you become a better person because of it.
Speaker 2So let me ask you this, right?
Speaker 1So we all know about like no transgender.
Speaker 2And I have a friend who you know. They have a daughter or whatever and they want to be. They want to join like a flag football team Okay, but the problem is they don't have any co-ed teams.
Speaker 3So boys, oh, they don't have any girls team.
Speaker 2No, they don't make that. It's not out here.
Speaker 3Yeah, there's not enough girls that want to play Right.
Speaker 2So the option was it has to be a certain percentage of girls on the team and then she can come. So if they can find like three or four more people, I just do this thing.
Speaker 3Oh Isn't that crazy yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1So what are you trying to solicit our listeners? Hey, is there any girls out there? They want to play football.
Speaker 3Back in the day when my sisters went to high school in Levittown, one of their friends played football Girl Okay and it was like a big fucking deal. The parents had to make a big deal about it. They're allowed to play and stuff yeah, but it's a huge liability issue, you know, because girls aren't built like guys. Yeah, but it's flag football. Yeah, I mean it's flag football but it's still like a liability thing, you know, because then you also have that other thing where the flag's hanging right by our fucking ass, you know.
Speaker 2Yeah, so you know, some kid tries to grab a flag and grabs a handful of cheeks. Yeah, right, right. You know, and now it depends upon age too.
Speaker 3It sucks that there's not enough girls that want to play football. That sucks for them.
Speaker 1But it sucks for the girls that want to play football.
Speaker 2How old is she? Eight years old. You know what it sounds like.
Speaker 3Sounds like she needs a brother.
Speaker 1Yeah, if you don't play catch with your brother, get hit a few times you wouldn't want to play football so when I was in sixth grade, I dated this girl and she was no. I was in fifth grade when I dated her and she was cute yeah well, you know I wasn't doing that. Yeah, well, you say, hey, we're boyfriend and girlfriend. I was just I trying to touch myself with that.
Speaker 3I was underneath the tire swing looking up dresses in fifth grade Thanks.
Speaker 2Abby Lane.
Speaker 3Shout out to Abby Lane and that wooden fucking fortress thing that they had with the tire, the little tire fucking.
Speaker 2Did you put your name in?
Speaker 3there, you put your name in the box.
Speaker 1Yeah, you made Angelo the man he is today. Oh man, so yeah, back in the day, when you would say you're boyfriend and girlfriend with people, blah, blah, blah. Well, I was boyfriend and girlfriend with this girl back in fifth grade and then going into sixth grade, they did have football in the middle school and they allowed the kids to go and join the team. Co ed, co -ed, yes, and she joined the team and she was real cute in fifth grade and then she went to sixth grade and then she joined the team and then she turned into this barbarian girl.
Speaker 2And I was just like what the hell she's like? I'll pick you up, doug, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3She went in the full bloom. For Kentucky it's a Kentucky five.
Speaker 2So I I mean with what you're saying, I'm just looking out for that like poor young boy that used to be into her and I was like, oh, don't call me jessica, call me jesse call me jesse yeah, no, I mean listen, I mean yeah my safe word is pomegranate I mean, listen, I I don't think that like so. A girl who, like you know whatever works out or whatever, and she has some, some muscle definition, it's fine. But it's like if you look, like china I'm good, yeah, no good, no, thank you yeah, that's a little too much, stop me
Speaker 1from jerking off but she's got a clitoris that looks like a nicola ultra cam yeah, you know it's crazy.
Speaker 2Did you you ever see that show with her and like we man or whatever the hell?
Speaker 1it was not, not we know, but I did see the eddie guerrero china like shindig on pornhub oh, okay, I didn't really watch that but no, so like I had to I had to see somebody climb China. Yeah, to see his dick huh.
Speaker 2So like after the whole, like you know, wrestling thing was over or whatever she had, did some show where it was like the Life of China or something like that. And you know, wee man, like the guy or I don't know if it was Wee man or if it was actually that dude, it was like the little guy from Austin Powers.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's mini me, mini me right, yeah so the sort of mini me guy, whatever they were like, it was like a reality show, was big back in the 90s or whatever early 2000s, mid-2000s, and he's like he gets drunk out of his mind and he's hanging out with china and apparently the guy can't really walk or anything like that really well, so he's driving this fucking scooter around fucking pissing himself and shit.
Speaker 2I'm like what the hell is this show? At that point I was like wow. So she went from the fame and top of the heap to the bottom doing this fucking reality show.
Speaker 1It's crazy man. It is crazy. I mean most people, most wrestlers, have hard-ass lives.
Speaker 3She had like a heart attack or something. I mean yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, look at her, dude, she was pumping fucking testosterone and what was it Juicing like constantly? She was massive.
Speaker 2Eating small babies. Small, no Baby hens fucking for breakfast. Yeah, yeah, small, no Baby hens Fucking for breakfast. Yeah, no, it's yeah it's crazy, I mean you know getting all ripped up and stuff like that. Yeah, of course they got to. You know get the.
Speaker 3You got to perform.
Speaker 2Yeah, you got to put the perform on and the performance out of the steroid and all that shit. I mean you know it's funny though, so all that shit, I mean you know it's funny though. So men apparently also produce estrogen to this to an extent Right and like actually, when you, I think when you do use steroids or whatever, you got to watch out that, like your estrogen levels don't get too high, cause then you'll like develop breasts or some shit, bitch shits.
Speaker 3Certain, certain certain ones.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like you know steroids.
Speaker 3It's like you know, like they have like test growth and like, yeah, I don't know, but like I think one one of those that they have, like you know, testosterone, fucking growth, like you're shooting hormones into yourself and some of them promote estrogen but also promote growth you know so it's like you know you do too much of it. You start getting bitch tits yeah you know, you're like sweet pecs, You're like nah.
Speaker 1That's a titty. That's a fully man.
Speaker 3Give a little suck on it. Maybe I'm going to start taking that.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, no, it's crazy. So my algorithm is all messed up. I don't know what happened. Instagram is crazy and I'm getting these weird doctors that are like, yeah, it's like full, full-on blood transfusion no, instagram is crazy right now, I agree with that I.
Speaker 1I went from having just like non-stop liberal garbage in my feed to like all of it's gone. I'm like where'd it all go? Where'd all this crazy liberal crap go? It like used to be in my feed constantly. I was trying to get rid of it, trying to figure out how to break the algorithm and like I kept liking random things and uh it wasn't the problem.
Speaker 2He's liking random things, but nothing was changing yeah, nothing was changing.
Speaker 1It was always the same.
Speaker 3People like don lemon would pop in all the time let me just go on record and say instagram's got me dialed in, okay okay, it's not about conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1Conspiracy titties, fucking titties.
Speaker 3Conspiracy, titties, it's got everything. It's got everything I want on it.
Speaker 1You know it's got aliens explosions tits. Gay jokes Aliens with big exploding tits.
Speaker 3It's got it all. It's got everything I want.
Speaker 2I mean, yeah, I gotta say Snake. Pliston, you know what I mean. Yeah, I gotta say, like bliston, you know, when mark zuckerberg came out was like yeah, you know, basically instagram gonna be more like x. He didn't exactly say that, but you know he basically was like yeah, we're gonna do the same things, like you know, as moderation, like they do. I mean so many people upset about that, but yeah, I think that they did clean it up a lot in terms of hold on.
Speaker 1Speaking of this, uh, I heard there was a controversy recently and it had to do with X and Kanye West.
Speaker 2Kanye West is fucking crazy as shit right now.
Speaker 1Yeah, but apparently there are normal rules for X and then there's Kanye West rules for X.
Speaker 2So I guess recently on the— Because they let him rant about what his swastika is.
Speaker 3We're trying to let everybody go but Kanye man, you got to chill. B Exactly Did you see him talking about Dave Portnoy?
Speaker 1No, no, I like Dave Portnoy.
Speaker 3I don't know what happened, but Kanye.
Speaker 2Is Dave Portnoy a Jew? Yeah, probably Just have to ask, isn't that Irish?
Speaker 3He's from Nantucket, can I?
Speaker 1get a BME. Yeah, I will. Beer you Comes from money.
Speaker 3You know, you know who's got money. Nantucket, I don't want to say, but we know who's got money.
Speaker 1Who's got that money?
Speaker 3Yeah, any regular white folks Regular. So fucking Portnoy. I guess Portnoy was like talking shit about kanye or something and kanye is like kanye did a video he's wearing a swat sticker sweatshirt yeah, wow, yo and he's like yo dave. You know, portnoy, like he's like you know. I thought I liked you with some shit. You know we talk a little bit back and forth on socials, whatever, but but now I can't talk to you, no more. It's a shit like that I totally that's crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, I totally messed it up. So yeah, portnoy is a jewish occupational name for uh that originated in ukraine and belarus. That's a russian word for portnoy, which means taylor. Well, there you go see he used to make clothes back in the days great, great, great, great, great great granddaddy, or something like that.
Speaker 3I don't know. Fucking Portnoy.
Speaker 2It's like Portnoy. Yeah, yeah. I assume anything that ends in a Y is like Irish.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh yeah, that's it yeah.
Speaker 2Wrong.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're wrong, but yeah.
Speaker 3So wrong you are, sir.
Speaker 2You ever seen those pizza reviews? Yeah, I mean, I hate him. Now, you don't like that. I think it's good.
Speaker 1Wait, is that him?
Speaker 2He's just like yeah the.
Speaker 1Peter review guy here.
Speaker 3He made fucking Barstool Sports. He comes from money, his dad helped him, whatever.
Speaker 2He made a lot of money on that.
Speaker 3Barstool Sports, yeah, barstool Sports, he made a lot of money.
Speaker 2He sold it to ESPN or something like that and then bought it for a dollar. Yeah, you know, I mean we're harmonizing.
Speaker 3You know those kinds? Yeah, you know. You know who does those deals. Alright.
Speaker 2Kanye West knows that ain't gonna happen to us Ever. That's a Kanye West anti-deal.
Speaker 3Yeah, so fucking. But even like his pizza reviews, like, oh, one bite, everybody knows the rules. And he's like eating a whole fucking pizza. And he's like he's like, yeah, billy, you know, billy, over here fucking talking. He's like eating the whole pie. You're like, all right, man. He's like I'm going to give this a 6.3. It's not the kind of pizza I like to eat. Why are you eating it? Then jerk off.
Speaker 1Why don't?
Speaker 3you go to the places you like to eat and rate them.
Speaker 1He's like I like bald pies.
Speaker 3Bald pies aren't real pizzas. Bald pies, it's not dough.
Speaker 1It.
Speaker 3My part is that it's not dough, it's not real fucking pizza. You know, you got me started on them.
Speaker 1I like it when the owners pull up In front of them and they jump out and they're like You're a fucking asshole, you ruin businesses. How dare you come over here with your Horty torty pizza Etiquette? Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2I've never been like. I've never been like, oh man, that's been like, oh man, that's a great grading, let me go check that place out. And I've never been like, oh, that's a terrible grading. And then we never see that place. I just watched the video for the reaction and everything else going on in there. I don't really give a shit about what he says. When I was in Detroit.
Speaker 3I went to a fucking place that had his fucking one bite thing like on the box. Oh okay, that's why I picked it, just like randomly, just so happened, let me just get pizza. And it was like deep dish, like all the pizza in Detroit is basically like Domino's. Yeah, you know, it's like Domino's or like Pizza Hut Chicago style yeah, it's like, not like it's actually the deep dish. Yeah, but it's not like they make the. It's all like frozen shit, like it's not you know it's like legitimately like fucking, like Pizza Hut or Domino's or something.
Speaker 3It's not like pizza here.
Speaker 2It's like pizzerias?
Speaker 3They don't. They're not out there throwing dough, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2It's DiGiorno, basically.
Speaker 3So like we go to this one place and they had the fucking thing on it Is this delivery. And I'm like this pizza sucks. You know, it's like deep dish, it's like I don't know, it was like yo did you hear about that guy?
Speaker 2who? You hear about the two workers that got fired from little caesars for putting a swatch like on a fucking?
Speaker 1pizza with pepperonis or something.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah so well, do you know how? You know that's what you get for being a whiny little bitch, for a five dollar pizza. You know what I'm saying. You're gonna call up and complain Like alright, buddy, yeah, come pick it up, it's hot and ready. Hot and ready for you, baby.
Speaker 2So apparently like. The thought process Is actually that the two workers who were fired the one was the one, one of them did it, they actually put it in the oven and the other guy who was supposed to check it for quality or whatever.
Speaker 3Never looked, never looked he's like.
Speaker 1I ain't never seen a pizza look any better than this one.
Speaker 2He just went from the oven to the box.
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Speaker 1It was like Wow, that plays on so many different levels.
Speaker 3The guy who did it was like man. This bitch comes in here every fucking week, complains about paying $5.99 for the fucking pizza. He's like you know it's the same price as it was last week. Bitch, you're going to complain about it? You're not getting a discount.
Speaker 1This is Little Caesars, right? Yeah? Yeah, it would have been better with sausage. You could line it up a little better.
Speaker 2Yeah, crazy stuff, man, crazy stuff.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2So that's what's happened this week.
Speaker 1So did you guys hear about how Pizza Hut got started? Mm-mm. Okay, so the way that Pizza Hut got started was out in the middle of the bubble, fuck Like, let's say, idaho or Iowa or one of those like small little um states. Yeah, and two guys got together and they're like you know what? We read about this thing called pizza in a magazine from italy. So they went to the store and they got the closest ingredients possible to it and mixed it together, stuck it in an oven and they're like, yeah, it's close enough, let's go ahead and box this.
Speaker 1Let's sell this shit, yep, and that's how it got started. So most of the pizza throughout all of America is made like the flavors that people know are from Domino's and from Pizza Hut, and people actually don't know what true pizza is supposed to taste like.
Speaker 3The guys that work. They love, love this jets pizza and I'm like, bro, this is fucking dominoes. What is?
Speaker 2I've never heard of that yeah, yeah, it's like big across the country?
Speaker 3no, it's like. It's like. I don't even know it's, but it's like it's a fucking dominoes.
Speaker 3It's like california kitchen shit it is something like that, yeah, but it's like just square. You know square pizzas, you know they do like the pan pizza, yeah. And they're like, oh, we got the cheese crust, because the crust fucking caramelizes. And the guy's like, oh, it's so good. I'm like, dude, it's fucking Pizza Hut. This is Domino's. This is not pizza. This is not a Sicilian pie, this is fucking crap. And they're like, oh, it's better than Domino's. I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 1You know, I know. I'm going to get crucified for this one. But that little is it little C. No, Cici's, Cici's Pizza, I like that place. Ah, fuck that place.
Speaker 3You like it because it's a buffet.
Speaker 1I love it because it's a buffet. It's a $5 pizza buffet, bro.
Speaker 3You know what you're eating straight fucking jizz. The guy in the back is doing swat stickers with jizz. He's like it blends in with the cheese. No one notices.
Speaker 1I like the fact that there's a little dessert pizza bar at the end.
Speaker 2I'm like this is awesome Dessert pizza bar. Yeah.
Speaker 3They put cinnamon on it.
Speaker 1Fucking Doug's like this is fancy.
Speaker 3I guess In Kentucky. This shit's fancy Shut up. I guess in Kentucky this shit's fancy.
Speaker 1But you know, Shut up I appreciate it.
Speaker 3The rest of the fucking world they're like who are?
Speaker 1these idiots. I knew going into this, I'd be crucified for this one, okay.
Speaker 2Fucking idiot. Well, I mean, you know. So there used to be a pizza when it comes down to franchises.
Speaker 1Sorry I'm teetering up, but when it comes down to it, yeah, you know who really makes a good steak Golden Corral, you get a trip at the same time. Oh my God and ice cream.
Speaker 2Yeah, there used to be a Pizza Hut down the road here.
Speaker 3It became a bank Fucking awesome yeah.
Speaker 2I used to like going in there, you know, get the salad bar.
Speaker 3Yeah, fucking hell, All the sesame seeds oh yeah, that was my shit. Dude, they say. When Pizza Hut stopped doing the salad bar, the fuck is that shit, the green shit that they used to decorate with.
Speaker 1Garnish.
Speaker 3It was garnish, but then they had nothing to do with that shit anymore.
Speaker 2Fuck man, what the hell is it Kale, kale, kale.
Speaker 3They would use kale as garnish. Yeah, yeah, they would use kale as garnish. And when Pizza Hut started shutting down and getting rid of the salad bar, kale sales plummeted. So that's when they started marketing kale salads and shit.
Speaker 1We gotta start selling this shit.
Speaker 3Pizza Hut's not buying it anymore. We got nothing to do with it, so they started making kale salads and trying to market kale.
Speaker 2Kale is great for you. Make a kale smoothie and it just needs a straight garnish.
Speaker 3Even at fucking diners, they would put your fucking burger on top of kale and they'd put lettuce on top of it. It's good, it's delicious.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know Roy Rogers too. They had the little salad ball. You could be able to buy a burger and put all your fixings on top of it.
Speaker 3Yeah, do it yourself. A little fixin' station yeah a little tomato whatever.
Speaker 1So I decided to grow kale one year because I like to grow different vegetables every year and so I grew kale and I ate a little bit of it and I'm like nah, it's kind of dry and bitter and not that good.
Speaker 3No, it's terrible.
Speaker 1That's why it's a good garden, well that I started growing it. And then in the garden it became about four and a half feet tall and it was called dinosaur kale. So it had these big green leaves, uh, green and purple leaves with big purple veins growing through it and it was a really cool. You're describing a cat it was a really cool yeah so my mom saw it and she's like what?
Speaker 2are we doing?
Speaker 1with this.
Speaker 3Where's that kale end up?
Speaker 1In the front yard. My mom was, like this is so cool, I want to keep this in my actual garden. So we moved it from the planter garden, where we eat out of, to the front yard.
Speaker 2You made it like a decoration for your house. It became a decoration. You could surround your house in kale. So you took it out of the back and put it in the front.
Speaker 1We wiped it twice.
Speaker 2Yeah, kale man.
Speaker 1Crazy.
Speaker 2Dried it out and smoked it.
Speaker 1Can you?
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1What would it do?
Speaker 2I want to know how the Native American Indians figured out tobacco is a thing, yeah tobacco, let's smoke this.
Speaker 1They were probably clearing property and as they clear property, what you do is you cut down the stuff and you throw it into a fire to clear it. And as they were walking back and kept throwing things into the fire, I'm sure one of them was like whoa, I feel a little different, right now oh. I was like whoa. I feel a little different right now, Like oh this smells good.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe I can breathe this in my lungs. Yeah or no, they were breathing it in. They're getting all like fuzzy-headed and they're like oh, we need to smoke more of that. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know what's funny I'm actually going to take my kids to a Bow Wow, oh yeah, yeah, they do them in July at the Queens.
Speaker 3Village Farm. Oh yeah, they're going to do one in Queens. Huh, that's so authentic, really bringing it in.
Speaker 2They have another one in Copac, or something like that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But they do like the. Dances and shit and they're jumping around and they got the boots and you can buy, like you know, bone arrow or something. Are you going to sleep out under the stars?
Speaker 1No, no, that sounds like the fucking South Park episode. Buy, like you know, bone arrow or something are you?
Speaker 3gonna sleep out under the stars. No, no, that's it. That sounds like the fucking south park episode of fucking uh, cheech and chong. When, like they're selling like native american things to to the fucking ladies and it's like it's like native american hair tampons, they're like, yeah, man, it's the best, clot it up real well. Oh my God, they would sell like such stupid shit to like this like health and wellness store that all the like you know, all the kids' parents, all the moms were going to to buy. It was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2You know what's crazy. So there's like this, like I don't know if it's Aztec or whatever like there's a store in Broadway Mall that opened up that used to be Bed Bath Beyond, before it moved to the location it's in now. It's a big ass store and it's a little like Indian lady, not like.
Speaker 3Middle Eastern India Like Native American Indian.
Speaker 2Talking feather.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2And she got like all these like bags and shit and I'm like how the fuck do you pay rent?
Speaker 3Yeah, she's actually just a Mexican and they just can't kick her out. They tell her every day Get out of here. She's like no, no Batman, no home.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, but it's interesting to think about that. No Batman in the home. Yeah, it's crazy, yeah, but it's interesting to think about that, yeah they're trying to evict her, Like we can call ICE.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2ICE, no ICE, no ICE. Yeah, no yellow. Yeah, no yellow.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, that's pretty crazy, fucking Dude. You see, the thing with uh did you buy anything?
Speaker 1shinnecock I did, you did. Yeah, what did you buy from there? Tricia bought a bag. A bag, okay, so like a leather bag with the leg.
Speaker 2No it was like uh, it was like a, it was like a name before before christmas bag really. Yeah, it had like a jack skeleton on it or whatever that sounds very Native American.
Speaker 3What did she do to Jack? I don't know.
Speaker 2Listen, she was making whatever.
Speaker 3That's very authentic.
Speaker 2They had a little.
Speaker 1This is America.
Speaker 2This is.
Speaker 1America.
Speaker 2And they had like a little handmade Minions, like do you know, the Minions, the little yellow guys?
Speaker 1Yeah, I guess I know them.
Speaker 2Yeah, so like handmade Minion doll thing that Damien wanted.
Speaker 1Were those also Native American originally. Huh, were those.
Speaker 3They were made out of Native American stuff, bro.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, wood.
Speaker 3Yeah, stuff she got from Bed Bath Beyond they made fucking Native.
Speaker 2Americans toys out of. They were handcrafted goods.
Speaker 3Like the white kids are going to love this.
Speaker 2Yeah, her Etsy store must be doing a phenomenal job, so much so that she's able to pay the rent in the Broadway mall Going back to wild 40-year-old virgin.
Speaker 1Yeah, we sell this stuff online. Can I buy anything here?
Speaker 3No, we sell it online, so I can't buy these fucking shoes with the goldfish in them. No, you're going to line a bid on them, though he's like, but I'm here now I'll give you actual money yeah, yeah, man all right, did you get a bow and arrow?
Speaker 1no no, did they have them?
Speaker 2I don't know, they had like like Don't be racist Doug Bone hours is just stereotypical stuff.
Speaker 1No, all right.
Speaker 3Nobody knows that Native Americans like minions Right.
Speaker 2Okay, they had dream casters and dream catchers.
Speaker 1Dream catchers, not a caster.
Speaker 2The caster Wow.
Speaker 1They're not witches.
Speaker 3They have wands.
Speaker 2They're witches they have wands.
Speaker 3They're not witches, man.
Speaker 2They're fucking Indians. Yeah, dream catchers and wind chimes.
Speaker 1Do they have voodoo?
Speaker 3dolls as well. That was the Minion thing, maybe.
Speaker 1Ah, yeah, I see yeah.
Speaker 3Bill, do you know that's like killing a politician every time you throw it to him.
Speaker 2Yo so the Super Bowl, right, talking about voodoo dolls. Oh Yo, so the Super Bowl, right, talking about voodoo dolls, oh, what, what, wow.
Speaker 1So we're going down a, we're going down a hallway.
Speaker 2So we got the Super Bowl Right, you got Mahone, and then you got the other guy, whatever from the Eagles, yeah, and anyway there's like there's this, there's this clip out there, this lady who's sitting in the stands and she got like a little doll in her hand that looks like Holmes with his jersey number and everything, just like fucking poking it with a pen. I'm like what the fuck? What the fuck is going on. I wonder if he was like oh, I'm a fucking man.
Speaker 3Maybe that's why he's throwing interceptions.
Speaker 1I'm having a spasm.
Speaker 2People believe in the most crazy shit. Yeah, they do. They really do?
Speaker 1I had friends once that their father decided to get rid of their bad juju and he brought them to this witch doctor lady and she made them stripped down naked and she rubbed this chicken all over their naked bodies. I'm dead ass.
Speaker 2Raw chicken.
Speaker 1No, like a living chicken. A live chicken.
Speaker 3This guy knew the Clintons.
Speaker 1No, he has like a living chicken. A live chicken. Yeah, this guy knew the glintons. No, no, he has no affiliation.
Speaker 2I mean, it comes in my feed too. Again, my algorithm's a little crazy, but I get like these weird paranormal clips that come up and it's usually it's like some Spanish guy and he's got like a doll, like what's. Usually it's like some spanish guy and he's he's got like a, he's got like a doll, uh, like what's that doll's name? Fucking, uh, fucking across the table and he's got some kind of weird like audio device and they're like talking to him and shit. And he's like, uh, yeah, he's like cursing at him and stuff. He's like, oh, I'll bend you over the table, I'm not fucking scared of you, I'll fuck you in the table, I'm not fucking scared of you, I'll fuck you in the ass, like he says crazy shit like that.
Speaker 2And I'm just like yo, but there's a lot of people who Talking shit to the doll huh. Yeah, talking shit to the doll, to the ghosts in his house and shit I don't know.
Speaker 3I don't know if I believe in that. It was like a parody movie that they did and Marlon Wayans was like banging that. Annabelle doll yeah, I watched the first 15 minutes of it. I'm like this is stupid. I got to turn it off, but he's banging the shit out of this fucking thing. He's fucking making it eat his ass. He's eating her ass. I was like what the fuck are you doing to this doll?
Speaker 1He's banging it. It was probably like a fucking 10 minute like sex session in this movie with this doll.
Speaker 3It was hilarious but did you actually watch the movie or did you just look at it once?
Speaker 2I you know, once I come, I can't keep watching yeah, that's crazy, but like that annabelle doll it's like a real thing. It happened. You know, supposedly it happens, and the annabelle doll that we see, though, in the movies, is not the real annabelle doll. The real annabelle doll is a Raggedy Ann oh.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, she's a rag doll, it's a Raggedy.
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Speaker 3Ann, yeah, that's like supposedly possessed. That's like Child's Play, bro. Once I saw that shit I was like, fucking get all you get those. Like throw my sister's dolls out. I'm oh, that's it. They're a little raggedy in, huh.
Speaker 1That's it Grabbing its crotch like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, she's hiding a little stink taco Looks like a sex doll and like those people, so like if you've ever seen the Conjuring.
Speaker 1I have.
Speaker 2So in that movie those oh, that's scary movies.
Speaker 3It frightens me. Are you real? Yeah, I have to sleep with the light on and shit.
Speaker 2I can't fuck around. Oh yeah, you're like, I got nobody to hug. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3I'm the one in bed. That's like what's that?
Speaker 2Yeah Well my house makes crazy ass noises at night. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like somebody's running in the roof and shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, you got ghosts, bro, you, you got ghosts. I ain't fucking with that, no see.
Speaker 1I wish, I wish I traveled around and I saw some of the scariest places On the show. When we were talking with Brian and we were talking about Waverly Manor, I went to all those crazy places. I went to where all the serial killers did their shit. I've been to Bundy's or not? Well, yeah, bundy and a few other houses across America. Yeah, bundy and a few other houses across America, and we went to visit it and it's just a house. It is what you make of it. I went to in Kentucky. I went to the prison, yeah, and we went through and did the tour. I went and sat in the electric chair. I'm like waiting for shit to happen. I'm like nothing's happening. It's more fun, if you like, go into those places and then you leave all your friends and you let your mind creep in and you get all like fucking, you get stoked up on it.
Speaker 3Yeah, no thanks, because you're all by yourself and you're like ah maybe something will show up, but nothing ever does.
Speaker 2So I don't know if it's real or not, but so you know about Tesla, right, and you know about, like, tesla, full self-drive.
Speaker 1Are we talking the car or the gentleman that created the death laser. No, no, no the car, right?
Speaker 2so so you have cars now, right? Tesla, uh, that it has full self-drive, which is like automated driving, right? So they?
Speaker 1put are you gonna tell me about the cemetery thing?
Speaker 2yeah, they put all they put all these sensors in there and stuff, lidar or whatever, and like there's these videos of law online, of this, like Tesla in a graveyard and like it's supposedly sees objects running around. But it makes me wonder, like is there really somebody out there that's just running around and they like keep the first frame still. You know what I'm saying. Is that like trickery or is that real?
Speaker 1It's honestly like what does it matter, though? Like if you went into a graveyard. You're driving tesla and all of a sudden it was like there's a bunch of people around unless the ghost walked in front of your, your car, and you could no longer go because your tesla is like hey, there's a person in front of you. You can't drive this way. And now you're stuck in the middle of a graveyard because that ghost don't want to get out of your fucking way.
Speaker 3That'd be fucked up like sheep. Yeah, you're just your car. Yeah, honestly, I would shit myself and then run. I mean.
Speaker 2So san francisco will diverge a little bit. Do you know what the the the taxis over there that are fully automated and they drive themselves. You call a taxi, it comes and it fucking drives throughout the streets and everything. Yeah, I did that in Vegas. Do you see, like they're so crazy with like the technology on it that it can't hit anything or go near anybody, somebody walks in front of it. Like you know how, like sometimes when you're in a car or whatever, you got to be a little aggressive, right, you got to just if you don't get out, you'll never get it out yeah, yeah, it won't do that.
Speaker 1It'll sit there for fucking hours until the traffic stops. Yeah, tesla's will do that too. So if you, if like, all of a sudden you see this asshole tesla driver being an asshole tesla driver and he's like gunning down the road and like zipping in and out, just I wouldn't jump out in front of it just step out in front of it. No, I would not. Oh no, it's not, it stops dead on the track.
Speaker 2Let's do it with like a doll.
Speaker 1Let's get a mannequin and fucking throw that shit in the hipster turnpike and see what happens.
Speaker 2Listen, if I was, like you know, 16-year-old, me again. Oh man, you know, maybe.
Speaker 1Got insurance class huh yeah.
Speaker 3I don't like driving those cars because I'm an aggressive driver. I don't like driving the cars that have, like the fucking automatic braking because like you know like I'll fly up somebody's ass and then cut over and shit and I'm like, and the thing's like stopping you know, things like fucking. I'm like, I'm not gonna hit him, I'm fucking. You know it's like. But like you know it's like. You're doing 100 miles an hour. That guy's doing 37. And you're like flying up to cut off the dude next to you. That's doing 40.
Speaker 3You know, You're like I know the speed limit's 25, but fuck it, you know.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I got places to be, yeah so like the braking shit. You know what I mean. It almost causes accidents because of that.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, early on in Uber, and they really quickly went into the automation part, they were hiring guys to sit Because the laws were you can't let the car drive itself. You had to have somebody sit in the car and steer, or at least be there alert, just in case. Right, they fucking ran over a cyclist. They hit somebody. Yeah, I don't know if it killed them or not, but then they were interviewing the lady who was supposed to be monitoring it. She was on her phone, yeah, the lady who was like supposed to be monitoring it. She was like on her phone.
Speaker 3Yeah, this child. Yeah, it's great technology. I'll just sit here and get my hourly pay. The tesla self-driving thing yeah, you have to still have your hands on the wheel, and stuff like that. Yeah. And like, if you, if you're not paying attention, like it watches you if you're not paying attention yeah there's like a thing where, like you, you get like in trouble. Right so it's. So if you're not paying attention five times, it shuts off the automatic driving thing permanently.
Speaker 1That sucks.
Speaker 3You have to pay a fine to Tesla to get it turned back on. Wow, that's so stupid.
Speaker 1That's why they think, when it came down to the Trump building in Vegas, that the guy shot a person and then tied his hands to the steering wheel and put the dead body into the car and let the dead, like the car, automatically drive out of the news cycle too. They're not talking about what happened there? Oh no, of course not. Why would they be?
Speaker 3talking about that and like in elon musk was pulling like the, he like sent a team to like pull the camera footage because it watches there's a camera and they're watching you drive the whole time. So like fucking he's like sent like a team to like pull the camera footage to see if the guy was killed before then, if the guy killed himself, yeah nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing wow how soon, how, how long ago did this happen?
Speaker 2oh, you didn't know. No, this is live. Yeah, yeah, oh, that happened a while ago yeah, that happened on, uh the first of the year? Yeah, no, the first of the year. No, the first of the year. Oh, yeah, nah. So many other things going on, barry.
Speaker 1Oh, there's things happening all the time.
Speaker 3I mean yeah, like pulled up to the Trump Hotel in Vegas and then exploded. Oh, exploded outside, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, right, right, right.
Speaker 2I know about that, yeah.
Speaker 1I didn't know you were talking about that guy.
Speaker 2I was talking about that car You're trying to figure out if the guy was dead before he had done that or he shot it, because everybody's saying he shot himself.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it was like a guy from Fort Bragg or some shit.
Speaker 1It was a cyber truck.
Speaker 3A bunch of other guys that did these terrorist attacks or whatever. Were from Fort Bragg too and they're like you know, Listen.
Speaker 2Even before that they had to choose too, I mean when it comes down to it, a .50 caliber round.
Speaker 1if you shoot that into a skull, there's nothing left. The thing turns to powder, Like the whole brain and everything just.
Speaker 2Who has a .50 caliber gun on them, that they're shooting themselves in the head with Well that's the Desert Eagle 5.0.
Speaker 3Yeah, Desert Eagle is a .50 caliber.
Speaker 1That's what they said. He shot himself with One-handed Right, exactly.
Speaker 1And when you see the video out, front of the place you're going to shoot yourself with a .50 caliber one-handed pistol to the face. Your entire body is going to be obliterated. You would have saw some kind of shot or some kind of fire explosion inside the car. You never saw any of that. The guy just pulled up, sat for a few seconds and then the whole thing exploded. I totally feel like the dude is out in the desert somewhere on his way to wherever he's going, or he's already there.
Speaker 2Yeah, he has arrived damn when you look at the size of a regular bullet compared to exactly oh man yeah that's a lot more gunpowder than make a mark.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then let's let a hollow point.
Speaker 3Let's look at the rest of the people Like right now.
Speaker 1Nobody's talking about the gentleman that shot the CFO. Nobody's talking about.
Speaker 2I came up the other day.
Speaker 1Did it. Yeah, he had a trial. Oh, he did yeah.
Speaker 2So he's got crazy as money. Mad people supporting him. Yeah had people supporting them.
Speaker 3Yeah, wild good, kill more ceos, man.
Speaker 1They just they're scared no, no, we do not condone any of those actions here on talking shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, now I don't want to kill ceos for the sake of killing the ceos. What are you talking about? No I want to be a ceo.
Speaker 3What you talking about I gotta hide from you now well, just don't fucking fuck people over for no goddamn reason for profits. Did you see the thing that's like cycling? So why would you? Why would you fuck? I got to hide from you now. Well, just don't fucking fuck people over for no goddamn reason For profits, did you?
Speaker 1see the thing. That was like cycling. So why would you? Why would you fuck someone over?
Speaker 3Well, I mean, if I owned like a health care company, that's the name of the game. I profit off of you dying, not off of you getting better. Top three reasons Every doctor, every hospital, every fucking every insurance company profits off of telling you go fuck yourself well, fuck those guys.
Speaker 1Okay, angelo. On the real, though, give me your top three reasons on why you would fuck someone over I would fuck somebody over three top three reasons you're on the spot yeah, I don't have three reasons you don't have three reasons why I would fuck someone over yeah what are your reasons? Ladies, anything like that. I don't know the like. The three reasons why you kill somebody is usually money, uh, females and an honor.
Speaker 3I would kill somebody in traffic yeah, yeah, just road rage if it was like legal to get out of your car and just pummel somebody in the middle of the fucking street. I would fuck somebody up every goddamn day.
Speaker 1You would turn the LIE into Every single fucking day.
Speaker 3I would turn the LIE into Fight Club.
Speaker 1Every fucking day there will be blood.
Speaker 3People would not drive down Hempstead Turnpike anymore, because I would be out there just fucking people. I wouldn't even have a car with me, I'd just be stuck in there fucking them up.
Speaker 1He's just standing in the street. Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?
Speaker 3He'll be like fuck that man, I'm taking a different road. I ain't going down opposite the turnpike.
Speaker 1That gladiator's out there again.
Speaker 3I wouldn't fuck anybody over.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I can't say that I would do the same. I mean mean the only reason? Um, I don't even know. I have no, no, no ill will towards anyone for no particular reason yeah, yeah I mean, it doesn't matter about women, don't matter about like money, really, you know yeah, no see, I, I would definitely fuck some people over yeah, yeah, 100.
Supernatural Beliefs and Technology
Speaker 1If, uh, the people that have been jacking my money for the last, my whole life, for no goddamn reason, so they can. Who's that? So that they can have people tell me what a sandwich is and they can have. Okay, give cocaine to quails.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'd love to fuck those people that's different, that's that's like retribution well, okay, well, retaliation yeah you know, say what you will, that's not just randomly fucking somebody over because Cause you're like yeah, I could fuck this guy right now. Let me fuck him, you know?
Speaker 1All right, well, yeah, no see I. I don't have any reason to just like wake up in the morning and go punch somebody in the face, but I do have a lot of like resentment towards people that have done and to make theirs better.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean, I don't even hate those people. The system's allowed to just fuck you. So we're just, we're the bottoms.
Speaker 2We're the bottoms, that's just it. They're the off-hills, we're the bottom, we're just laying down and taking it.
Speaker 1We're the bottoms trying to become tops. What's the sludge on the back of the train?
Speaker 3It's all jizz.
Speaker 1No, no, no, Train spotting what's? The cubes or not, train spotting? I keep saying it's train spotting, but we're on the train traveling across the old world and they keep feeding the people in the back of the train. The bars made out of bugs. Bars made out of bugs.
Speaker 3Oh, he's talking about a fucking uh ice road truckers.
Speaker 2The hell is that movie Ice road truckers.
Speaker 1Gotta get the freight there. Might as well, eat these bugs.
Speaker 3I don't know how that fucking stupid ass show was.
Speaker 2It was a movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, when he went, made it to the front of the train and he realized that they were all living in an ice hub in the front of the train.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I mean yeah, back in the day before there was real modern transportation, because, first of all, trains are fucking slow.
Speaker 1Oh no, this is based in the future.
Speaker 3Yeah, this is a stupid movie he's talking about.
Speaker 2Either way, you had the dining car and stuff like that and there was areas of the train that were more yeah, back in the day, Like you had to have money and stature in order to be in there. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1I mean. Johnny Cash sung about him Smoking that big fat cigar.
Speaker 2It was a different time, but that's what that was about.
Speaker 3That was first class back in the day.
Speaker 2Yeah, fucking train was slow. Though you know what's funny? I saw some shit. Amtrak was like advertising, like going from Florida to fucking New York, yeah, it's going to take like fucking two days or three days. I'm like it's worth it. No, it's not. I want to be there in two, three hours.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know what I the damn months. Yeah, to be honest with you. No, to take the train across the united states, it took me three days and I left out of california and arrived in new york, and if you haven't done it, I highly recommend everybody get on a train and go do this. It's well worth it. Like I saw, I don't know 70 different types of animals while I was on the train. I saw, um, some crazy lady showed me her vagina.
Speaker 3Uh, yeah, yeah was she on the train or just like outside?
Speaker 1no, no, she was on the train she's like welson wisconsin. Here's my pussy no, I didn't see a voyager outside the train just flashing herself. No, I was on the train and I was so you took the Transcontinental Railroad. I did, yes, I did you transported back in time.
Speaker 1I took it all the way across. It was amazing and I got a chance to go through. Now, one of my incidences happened in Colorado. We were traveling up through the mountains of Colorado and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to take a nap, I'll go to sleep and when I wake up we should be, I don't know, two or three states ahead of where we're at now. So I went to sleep and I woke up and I'm like wait, has the train moved? And they're like no, like what do you mean? It hasn't moved. And they're like no, it hasn't moved.
Speaker 1The last eight and a half hours there was a avalanche in the colorado mountains and they needed to clear the tracks, so we haven't moved since. You went to sleep. I was like that's some bullshit. Oh, I went to sleep so we could skip some of this trip ahead, and it didn't even happen. I woke up exactly in the same place where, and then the train started up and we started going up the mountaintops and going through the colorado. But anywhere from, uh, new mexico to arizona, to colorado, all of that landscape is absolutely gorgeous. And you know a fun fact, I don't know if this is actually true or not to this day, but in fact then in new me.
Speaker 3Well, it was a fact, it's a fun statement, it was a fact.
Speaker 1I don't know if it's still currently a fact, I don't know if the rule is still in play, but in New Mexico you can Facts, don't change Facts don't change Facts are fact, laws do.
Speaker 2It's no longer a fact, because the law has changed.
Speaker 3I'm sure I speak for our entire audience when I say this. The only trains they want to hear about is running them on bridges.
Speaker 2Yeah, You're crazy.
Speaker 1Well, do you have any of those stories, Curran?
Speaker 3Not currently no, you have any Never.
Speaker 1No, you're not running something on it.
Speaker 3It's not that kind of show.
Speaker 1You don't have anything lined up tonight.
Speaker 3I wish I'm probably going to watch some girl get a train ran on her later. On.
Speaker 2Yeah man, the internet is porn.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1The internet is porn.
Speaker 2That's it man, the internet is porn. It's kind of crazy too when you think about it. There's probably more porn than anything else that's out there in terms of like content generation.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like look, we created this amazing network of sharing information and being able to look up anything you want to look up and like we're like yeah, porn you know, they say you can make porn hubs doing a thing where they'll pay you $3,500 a week to do porn, to do porn.
Speaker 1Yeah, wait who Pornhub is. Yeah, it's giving you $3,500 a week.
Speaker 2Yeah, to do porn yeah. They give you a share of the revenue. Is that for solo?
Speaker 3They don't really care. They don't really care.
Speaker 2Yeah, solo, whatever Don't matter, but yeah, because they give you a share of the revenue that they generate from the ad spend like their ads. Which is kind of crazy too, because you're watching an ad you're like fuck, oh my God, stop real quick. Fucking ad comes on.
Speaker 1Usually the ad happens in the beginning.
Speaker 2Yeah, Listen, it was like YouTube. They should make it like YouTube right After like 15, 20 seconds.
Speaker 3Yeah, they're like, ah, ah, that's like when. They're like when they cut the guy's face, you're like come on, come on. It was almost going to finish. Yeah, I'm finishing. This guy fucking winking at me, what the fuck.
Speaker 1Rip a nut to a commercial Fuck. All right. So you're going to get one of Doug's rants right now. Why do dudes make noise in porn? I don't get it. They shouldn't. They should be silent as the grave. I don't need to hear a dude grunting.
Speaker 3I think that it's I can answer your authenticity. I don't think all of them make noise Yo with the ones that do.
Speaker 1It's like. Bro, do I really need a caveman grunting in the background? Grr, grr, grr. No, that's not turning me on. In fact, here take me out.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think I would next that one real quick.
Speaker 1Yeah, take me out of the moment here, guys. I'm like whoa, who's this guy?
Speaker 2Yeah. You know, Is he any an actor? Because if he is, I'm out. Yeah, we need a champion here.
Speaker 3You gotta be able to like bit. You know they should do that right. Like where you could like filter, where it's like I don't ever want to see this guy's shit.
Speaker 2You know they do, they do ever. Yeah, no, like I want my. I guess you see. That's the thing, though I don't want to make a profile. No, of course not then people then? It's like the algorithm of like porn. Oh thisub, oh, this guy likes this shit, you got to get dialed in. You got to get dialed in.
Speaker 3They literally got everything you can imagine. On there.
Speaker 2You got to get dialed in, don't?
Speaker 3be afraid to search for what you want.
Speaker 2So the big ones that I know of. So you got Pornhub Yep, you got XNXX. Yes, you got XHamster I Yep, you got X and XX yes, you got X Hamster.
Speaker 1I don't know that one oh.
Speaker 2I don't know the hamster. And then there's like YouPorn, but I never watched that one. And then they have OnlyFans. You got to pay for that.
Speaker 1Well, it's still up there. Yeah, I know I'm talking about free.
Speaker 3We're talking about the good shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, listen, you know, you know what's so crazy, right? You got the premium, right? You ever look at it? I don't care, I'll talk about it. So you're on Pornhub or wherever, don't matter, they all have a section that's like premium. Yeah, and I'm like fuck who the fuck pays for that?
Speaker 3But yeah.
Speaker 2I mean, how long do you really?
Speaker 3I don't know it for.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, right, so I know.
Speaker 3What am I not watching? The guy come on her. Oh, oh, big deal.
Speaker 2Yeah, so at the end they black it out.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm not giving a shit about that part.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know a gentleman from back in the day. He is in the hospital. Well, now he's out of the hospital. He can't walk at this time Because he decided to do dick surgery for the third or fourth time and like, yeah, this guy was obsessed.
Speaker 2He was an actor.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Doug just likes dick. Actually, this is a friend of ours, Like we both.
Speaker 3A friend of ours' parent. Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I've heard about this now.
Speaker 1And yeah he enjoys porn so much that he decided that he I didn't know that was the reason.
Speaker 3He used to do like testing, like medical testing and stuff. He would like sign up for these shits.
Speaker 2It was a side effect, right.
Speaker 3Yeah, somewhere along the lines he had like a side effect where it just gave him like a permanent boner and for like 40 fucking years he just had a permanent boner and for like 40 fucking years he just had a permanent bone no, he had an inflation.
Speaker 1He put some a surgical that's what he did now no, that was before, because the boner went away.
Speaker 2Oh, he did the pump in his thigh. Yeah, you know who did that too the the lorraine and baba guy. Oh, yeah, I mean, they cut him off.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, I mean when you get your ding cut off, you gotta just got to.
Speaker 2That's got to be. So. They put a bulb in your thigh. You're like hold on babe.
Speaker 3How do?
Speaker 1you let it out. How do you let it deflate? Back in the day when you bought the? What was it? The Nikes.
Speaker 2There's a little screw with it. With the basketball, you can inflate your shoe.
Food Culture and Pizza Debates
Speaker 3You got to pinch the tip and it just goes down.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's got to fill with like liquid or blood, or it can't be filling with fucking air.
Speaker 1Yeah, you got to reach into your taint and like press the button.
Speaker 2You could use it as like a fucking flotation device.
Speaker 3So, speaking of pressing buttons, you ever see the thing where, like you get, like you know, guys could get the tubes tied, right, yeah, but they have ones that are switch.
Speaker 2Oh, it's optional.
Speaker 3Yeah, so you have a little switch in your nutsack, so it's like you flip a switch and blow a load. Fucking blow a loaded load or not? Wow.
Speaker 2It's like I think we're going to have guys come out tonight.
Speaker 3You know, what. I don't think I like this bitch too much. I ain't trying to keep this one.
Speaker 2There you go, yeah, yeah, wait, you can turn it on and off.
Speaker 3Yeah, you can turn them on and off, bro.
Speaker 2Oh man Whoa, If you had that power, would you tell anybody? No, Because then it's like you know like what if you had like that girl who was like crazy and they want a baby?
Speaker 3like right away, like you just met, then I'm going to go get that. Come in me, yeah.
Speaker 2Come in me, I want your baby. Yeah, like no, not happening. Yeah, like I tried. Yeah, doing everything, I'm giving you all. I got Crazy dude, yeah.
Speaker 3I'm ovulating.
Speaker 1I don't know Okay.
Speaker 3Flipped the switch. Okay, we're good.
Speaker 1When you're flipping the switch more off than on, it's a good reason to get out of the relationship.
Speaker 3That's not always true, no, no, I mean she can be really good in bed and just crazy, like most crazy bitches are well, you've seen the scale, right what you've seen the scale scale, yeah, they have a scale, yeah yeah, yeah, the hot, the hot crazy. Yeah, hot crazy scale hot, crazy scale, yeah, so yeah, exactly, it's like the hotter you are, the less the more crazy the more I'm willing to listen to about your cat right, so you gotta fuck you need like what do they guys?
Speaker 2say you need like a five hot or like a six hot or a seven hot, like a four or five crazy. This is like the normal zone.
Speaker 3You know, Anything less than seven crazy and above five hot Is like marriage material. Anything above seven hot and less than five crazy Is a unicorn. Yeah man, crazy is a unicorn.
Speaker 2Yeah, man, I totally understand that scale, it makes sense.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3There's no such thing.
Speaker 1I was going to say I wasn't able to read that scale very well, so how does your lady stack up on that scale? I got killed you're just talking about pornhub.
Speaker 3Now I'm not gonna take it ryan will not be with us anymore.
Speaker 1I'm gonna let ryan off the hook, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for hanging out with us once again, we appreciate you, as always, until next week, you guys have fun, enjoy. Please subscribe, do all those things that we always appreciate. Boys say goodbye.
Speaker 2Bye.
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 2As always, very gay. They're going to spoon later, don't worry we got a lot of bitch over here.
Speaker 1Who's going to be the small spoon? We'll talk about it next week. All right, I appreciate you guys Love you, fuck off.