Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
Welcome to Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo – the no-holds-barred podcast where we dive into the week’s hottest topics with unfiltered opinions, razor-sharp wit, and a healthy dose of dark humor. Nothing is off-limits as we tackle everything from pop culture and current events to life’s absurdities, all while keeping it raw, real, and ridiculously entertaining.
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Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
Unfiltered: Free Speech in a Politically Correct World
Cancel culture has dramatically altered the landscape of humor, conversation, and social interaction—but at what cost? In this raw, unfiltered episode, we explore how seemingly innocuous jokes now receive scrutiny that would have been unimaginable just a decade ago.
The conversation takes a deep dive into the fascinating internal conflict brewing within the LGBTQ+ movement. We examine how some lesbian, gay, and bisexual individuals are beginning to distance themselves from the transgender and queer components, suggesting that the T and Q have potentially compromised broader acceptance by "taking it too far." This discussion reveals the complex nature of identity politics and raises important questions about coalition movements representing groups with sometimes competing interests.
Our hosts share personal anecdotes about navigating this new social landscape, from awkward interactions in restaurants to the experience of trying to explain today's social norms to previous generations. The genuine confusion many feel when traditional humor suddenly becomes taboo highlights a significant cultural shift happening in real-time around us.
We also tackle youth sports culture, technology's influence on our worldviews, and even the supernatural—from haunted Teslas to the psychology behind why some people believe in ghosts. The conversation weaves through American food culture, with a particularly passionate debate about what constitutes authentic pizza versus the franchise variations that dominate middle America.
Whether you're feeling alienated by today's hyper-sensitive climate or trying to understand why certain language has fallen out of favor, this episode offers perspectives that challenge conventional thinking and encourage genuine dialogue. Join us for this thought-provoking conversation that proves nothing is off-limits when you're Talking Shit.
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I could get more. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in with us. We appreciate it, as always. This is that show that talks about nothing and everything all in the same. You never know what you're going to get. This is Talking Shit with Doug Ryan and Angelo. How are you doing, boys? Hey, hey, hey. Hey Doing well, yeah, you guys been hanging in there. How was your weeks? Anything special this week?
Speaker 3:no, not that I can think of, not at the top nothing, nothing, crazy nothing did you guys.
Speaker 1:Guys didn't macrame your own shorts or anything no, no, I wasn't on the list.
Speaker 2:I don't know what he's talking about, macklemore macrame, macrame yeah, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:yeah, oh, it was in 40 year old virgin. He's like. You know how I know you're gay, cause you mac and marry your own shorts oh yeah, it's pretty gay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know how I know you're gay. You quoted that movie oh, there you go.
Speaker 1:Hey, that was a good movie, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was a pretty good movie, yeah. Yeah, the best is when, when he's like you, better check your bitch, or whatever.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, when he's backing up his man or whatever. Steve Carell's great, yeah yeah. The Office is good too.
Speaker 1:I wasn't too into the Office. I liked 40-Year-Old Virgin. I wasn't too. The Office was too dry for me, really. Yeah, it wasn't my thing.
Speaker 2:Hey well, the way he acted, though, you can kind of tell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:They actually interviewed him and they were asking him if the office would ever come back or whatever, and he's like we could never make that show in today's climate. He's like the way he acts as the boss. He's like that'd be canceled right away. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Unfortunately. Yeah, the canceled climate is real.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:Cancel culture. Well hopefully we're going to cancel the canceled culture.
Speaker 2:That's what we're doing.
Speaker 3:We're hoping we can port enough of them, send them home.
Speaker 1:Did you hear about Disney and Disney World?
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:So they dropped the whole dei thing and they dropped the whole woke nation like they're getting rid of the whole agenda.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's interesting because the other day I saw a dude dressed like a fairy oh yeah, yeah, I'm like what I can't even take my kids there because it's like you're gonna confuse my child like back to the hot dog stand buddy.
Speaker 3:Sorry, we took you off fries.
Speaker 2:It's funny too, because he looked like kind of he belonged in, like what the hell is that fucking show? Like Super Troopers or something like that? No, reno 911. He looked like one of them dudes, you know, but wearing a dress the whole trans thing doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Speaker 3:But the ones that make absolutely no sense to me are the ones that walk around looking like a dude with facial hair and shit. They're like I'm a woman, like no, no, like you're not even trying to be a woman, like at least try. You know, shave your face. Put a dress on, yeah, you know. Put heels on, I don't know. There's a. There's a guy at the train, you know, when I go to work, you know he's like some days the dude's wearing like a fucking sundress but like full beard, you know like clearly a dude.
Speaker 3:Wow, clearly a dude. Yeah, some days he's in a dress and heels and shit and like kind of looks like a chick, and other days he's just dressed like a dude and I'm like what the fuck? You know like you recognize him because he's got this full beard and like long hair and I'm like what the fuck is this thing doing? You know?
Speaker 2:though I believe cross-dressing is a thing too right.
Speaker 1:Correct, yeah.
Speaker 2:So I mean, maybe he's just, you know, he enjoys women's clothes. He doesn't feel like he's a you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:There's so many weird things, maybe yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I heard that you're out trolling kind of thing Suiting a pole.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I guess I'm wrong, but you know.
Speaker 2:I thought that cross-dressing you kind of did in your house and didn't tell anybody.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you just invited some dude over.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, even when we were young there was cross-dressers. There was that really tall black one. They do the runway show now. Tall black black one. They do the uh runway show now yeah, rupaul, yeah rupaul. He's been around forever, but he's always just a cross-dresser, though like he puts on a wig, he feels like he's a woman. Do you think he's a tranny?
Speaker 3:I think he's like not maybe not like surgery, tranny, but like I feel like that guy lives most of his life like dressed like a woman he's got a fucking tv show as a woman you know, he's not up there like yo. What's up? It's rupal.
Speaker 1:He's like hi it's rupal like but isn't that? Isn't that like the drag way they like to sing and dance and female voices?
Speaker 3:yeah, but that's a little more than I think.
Speaker 2:That's a little more than cross-dressing, you know you know what's crazy is like, so does this show. Where is the line?
Speaker 1:please, there's someone writing our comments, let us know where the line is.
Speaker 3:But again that guy RuPaul doesn't have a fucking beard.
Speaker 1:No exactly.
Speaker 3:Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's not half way there, he's committed.
Speaker 3:When he goes into woman mode, he's a woman.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine? Maybe when he's off camera he's like a normal dude. Hey, what's?
Speaker 3:going on. Yeah, fuck, you Pulls the wig off. What the fuck you looking at?
Speaker 1:Yo get me a cigarette. I need a cigarette right now.
Speaker 2:Give me a whiskey.
Speaker 3:Give me some fucking lesbian porn.
Speaker 1:I feel gay I had to do that show for three hours.
Speaker 2:Crazy right. Look, people do crazier shit for money so you know, yep, well, I heard that like, uh, you know, the government's no longer recognizing the t and the q and it's just lgb, lgb, yeah, because like. And then I saw some other like they interviewed, like this lesbian, and she was like, yeah, she's like, because, you know, lesbian, bi and gay or gay, bi, whatever that's like orientation. You're into that, yeah t and q is identity, and then they went too hard with it, you know like they fucked it up for everybody.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I heard like on the lgbtq train, like lg and b are hanging out in the first three cars and they just let the last two cars go and start waving.
Speaker 3:They're basically dragging the T's and Q's. Yeah, yeah, but you know what? It's funny, man, because I know lesbians that they hate. They honestly hate the trans and queers and all that shit. They're just like you said. They're just taking it too fucking far. They're making the whole movement look bad. Yeah, you know, they're like have your own flag. We don't want you, guys.
Speaker 2:I think they do have their own flag.
Speaker 1:Well no, they put added that weird triangle thing to the gay flag. Oh right, so now they're gonna have to take the weird triangle thing off of there and just go back, no like gays, don't use that flag oh, they don't.
Speaker 3:It's like it's like the tranny flick, yeah, the one with the triangle or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like the color, the brown color yeah, Gays just like rainbows.
Speaker 3:you know that's the gay flick.
Speaker 1:Oh, so they didn't even like affiliate themselves with that nude flick. Oh, all right yeah.
Speaker 2:What'd you learn? Huh, I mean movement. You know gay people would have to hide and in some cases they still kind of have to hide because you know there's not everybody that's accepting of it. But, um, yeah, so like they would hide, and you know, because if somebody found out it could potentially destroy their career. You know you could be like a successful businessman, like I was watching like this um documentary on trump and his his first lawyer when he was coming up.
Speaker 2:His name was like roy cohen or something like that and he was very well known he did some work for like other senators during that time period, and he was actually he was gay. But the media and everybody else didn't know that trump did. Trump didn't care, he didn't say nothing yeah you know, do you, bro, like he didn't care because he helped him? You know? Right but like that's something that could come out and potentially destroy him at that time period, especially then, you know, the gay stuff back in the 60s or 70s wasn't all that accepted.
Speaker 3:Yeah, back then. But I feel like in the 90s, like when we were growing up, like no, that was we made fun of the gay kids, but they were there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we knew I didn't really know many.
Speaker 3:They were kind of annoying. There was this one kid that used to get beat up all the time but like he kind of like asked for it, you know.
Speaker 2:Really yeah.
Speaker 3:He would like do like gay shit, like he would be like hitting on guys or something. We were like you know and like the hey, they were like get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:There's the female version.
Speaker 3:It's so weird, right so?
Speaker 2:you have like in the gay world and I don't claim to know any of this really too well.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you have the masculine gays and then the femme boys, exactly.
Speaker 1:You have, like the stud which is supposed to, yeah, and then you have the feminine guy right who's just like like, nah, no. So it goes even deeper than that, my dude. It goes way deeper than that. So I was dating this girl and she had a gay best friend and she was telling me that when they go out to nightclubs they'll actually put like bandanas in their back pockets, almost like they're in a gang, and then they're showing their flats, but what they're doing is they're they pockets, almost like they're in a gang, and then they're showing their flags, but what they're doing is they're they're showing what they're into. So if they're like, yeah, if you, if you like.
Speaker 3:You know it used to be a gang thing.
Speaker 1:You put bandanas in your pocket now it's like oh red, he likes to be bottled. It goes even deeper than that. It's like oh, you like to shit on people, or oh you like to like uh, walk around like dog collars.
Speaker 3:Characters on the flag that like, like the buttholes and stuff, like don't go near the guy with the brown flag or, if you like, tied a couple knots in it yeah what does that mean? Oh, I mean kind of you're into like the beads apparently so my lesbian friend says that like lesbians wear like rings on different fingers. And that's what they are.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I'm like get the fuck out of here. So now she thinks every girl who wears rings on her fingers is like oh, that's a fucking five-star lesbian.
Speaker 2:Oh, you agreed on that, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, lesbians have star systems.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 1:Wait, a star system. Yeah, like five star.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like, literally Like being in gangs now I guess you know, like a five star blood or a five star crip Is like a general, yeah, so like a five star lesbian Is a fucking.
Speaker 1:That's a grand dragon Right there, someone that never even Touched a fucking A dick before. You know I'm like that's crazy. Never touched a dick.
Speaker 3:That's a five star. How do you know you don't like it?
Speaker 2:Came out the womb and, just like, licked the pussy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, came out the womb and was like I want to go back in there. I like that shit.
Speaker 1:Crazy. It's warm and comfortable right here it smells good in there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean that's weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a different way of life, for sure, yeah.
Speaker 3:You know. So like this occurred to me the other day. So I went out to lunch with one of my buddies and, uh, he was like bitching about the table.
Speaker 1:They put us, they sat us in okay, right, this is good for me.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, he's like. Oh, there's like people like walking by. I'm like he's such a fag, you know, he can't even call someone a fag anymore, which is terrible nope, we're gonna have to bleep that one for youtube and then uh so, uh, you know it's like, he's like, you know you know bitching, whatever I'm like.
Speaker 3:So I'm like, oh, let's move man. So I call a guy, I'm like yo, my girlfriend's bitching about where you put us. You know, yeah, and like back in the day that would have got a laugh out of somebody like you know, calling another dude my girlfriend. But now, like this dude gave me a weird look like serious, yeah, he's like, oh, I guess he's the bottom you know, he gave me this weird look and I was just like no man.
Speaker 1:Did he just smile at you and wink yeah it was fucking weird.
Speaker 3:I was like oh man, I guess I can't even say that anymore, can't even make fun of your buddy for being a bitch.
Speaker 2:Nobody knows how to take it. They're like, ah, is he serious?
Speaker 1:Oh, we got to cancel this guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He looks like he might be in charge. Yeah, crazy man. Yeah, it's a different world man. I know when Eminem was coming out and all that and he was calling people fags, Mute that again, whatever. But what was it? What's his name? Dude played the piano song.
Speaker 3:Oh, elton, john, yeah then they're like, yeah, they played together.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're good buddies, yeah, so it was like it's very interesting.
Speaker 1:You know well, you saw that eminem got up there and uh tried to help harris.
Speaker 3:So yeah, you know he's down for that movement oh well, yeah, but like I don't know beyond that. It's like what happened to a sense of humor, you know. Yeah, Like back in the day everything was fakes you know, Like I stubbed my toe. Oh, the table's a fake, you know.
Speaker 1:It's like you know, it's just like.
Speaker 3:You know everything you did.
Speaker 1:You know Like yeah, I have a strong feeling.
Speaker 3:Like dopey a fig was like a saying back in the day yeah, and now, like you can't even say it, you know you can say it but you might get weird. Looks like you know, like I got the other day, but fuck them, yeah, I was like oh man, that's so gay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, exactly yeah look at you like how do you see that?
Speaker 3:yeah, well, I'm spending a whole all these people. You're like no, I'm not, man, that fucking table's gay, fuck you. I hate that you remember the South Park episode with the with the Hawley guys oh yeah, oh yeah, that was a great episode br, br, br, br, br, br, br, br br.
Speaker 1:But I feel like the fall of the word faggot used as a friendly joking around kind of term, went away. Around the same time, participation awards started coming out. Oh yeah, they're like everybody gets a medal and you can't make fun of anybody about anything ever. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean participation award? Yeah, I guess so. I mean participation award? Yeah, I guess so. I mean you know what's funny, like. So I was in, you know, I was in a little league when I was like eight years old, you know 80.
Speaker 1:But you didn't get a participation award, did you?
Speaker 2:No, well, you know what's funny. But even though, tiny ones.
Speaker 3:They weren't like the big massive no right, I guess like welcome to being in the league you got like trophies at, like the end of the season or whatever. Yeah, like I mean, it was a participation trophy, but whatever they wanted you to feel good like these kids, like it's like they win a championship, you know, in whatever little league, whatever the fuck it is, yeah, and then like the losing team gets trophies too and it, and it's like, but they didn't win.
Speaker 1:That team.
Speaker 3:And then they took it even further, where they're like we're not even keeping score because it like upsets our children.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 1:And you're like fuck.
Speaker 3:There's winners and losers, and your kid's clearly a fucking loser, so why not rub it in? Fucking A? It's like I don't know.
Speaker 2:I love those videos online where, like the dad's going crazy on the other dad or whatever at the baseball game or something, he's like yelling at the guy's kid and then the guy's like we're just playing a friendly game.
Speaker 1:He's like no, you guys fucking suck. Your children are terrible. That's right. Hit the ball, Jimmy, go punch him in the fucking mouth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know it's funny. Some adults definitely take it a step further than I do. But I mean, you know it's all about the competition. I mean you know I don't know about you, but my kid is very you know they are very, very very competitive and they get upset and they cry and shit when they don't win.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're like, you don't like that feeling. Next time do better. Yeah, you know Exactly, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, exactly. There's no reason for me to be like oh I'm sorry, honey, let's go to the store and buy you a toy now.
Speaker 3:Let me buy you a toy. You suck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what you're going to do Push-ups, and then you're going to go run, and then you're going to get faster and better.
Speaker 3:And you're going to have to put time and pressure in. I was watching a comedian that was saying he's like man, he's like my little kid's playing football now. Like he's like when I was his age. He's like I remember like we tried like fucking kids up, like if we hit a kid really hard in football and he was like on the floor, knocked out or whatever. You know. He's like, he's like the whole. Even the parents were like yeah I hope he's paralyzed.
Speaker 3:You know, he's like, he's like we're dancing on top of him and shit, like we're like yeah, it's it. Fuck that kid, you know he was like you know, you would look for the mom like crying, and you'd be up there like going up to her like telling, yeah, paralyze that motherfucker. You know he's like that's how it? Was back. Then he's like he's like we tried to hurt people. He's like now these kids can't even touch each other. You know, he's like, it's like it's terrible oh, feeding your paraplegic, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a bit. That'd be a bad morning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, mike. What's funny about my kid though? I sent him up for soccer and he was doing all right, listening to the coach, you know whatever. And then they had like their first little game and one of their teammates like scored, like his teammate on his team scored, and he started crying because it wasn't him. Oh really, I'm like damn bro, how competitive are you? You don't even care if you're a team. Fuck my team, I want to score.
Speaker 1:He's like LeBron James. He's like I'm the only one who can score on my team?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's an understanding thing, you know, developmental you got to develop them a little bit, you know. But yeah, no, sports are good to have the kids in, for sure, hell yeah.
Speaker 1:And I mean you go through the whole hazing and bully system.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And you learn how to be a person. Yeah, and you get bullied and you get hazed and then you realize what you can and can't say around people and then you become a better person because of it.
Speaker 2:So let me ask you this, right?
Speaker 1:So we all know about like no transgender.
Speaker 2:And I have a friend who you know. They have a daughter or whatever and they want to be. They want to join like a flag football team Okay, but the problem is they don't have any co-ed teams.
Speaker 3:So boys, oh, they don't have any girls team.
Speaker 2:No, they don't make that. It's not out here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's not enough girls that want to play Right.
Speaker 2:So the option was it has to be a certain percentage of girls on the team and then she can come. So if they can find like three or four more people, I just do this thing.
Speaker 3:Oh Isn't that crazy yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1:So what are you trying to solicit our listeners? Hey, is there any girls out there? They want to play football.
Speaker 3:Back in the day when my sisters went to high school in Levittown, one of their friends played football Girl Okay and it was like a big fucking deal. The parents had to make a big deal about it. They're allowed to play and stuff yeah, but it's a huge liability issue, you know, because girls aren't built like guys. Yeah, but it's flag football. Yeah, I mean it's flag football but it's still like a liability thing, you know, because then you also have that other thing where the flag's hanging right by our fucking ass, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you know, some kid tries to grab a flag and grabs a handful of cheeks. Yeah, right, right. You know, and now it depends upon age too.
Speaker 3:It sucks that there's not enough girls that want to play football. That sucks for them.
Speaker 1:But it sucks for the girls that want to play football.
Speaker 2:How old is she? Eight years old. You know what it sounds like.
Speaker 3:Sounds like she needs a brother.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you don't play catch with your brother, get hit a few times you wouldn't want to play football so when I was in sixth grade, I dated this girl and she was no. I was in fifth grade when I dated her and she was cute yeah well, you know I wasn't doing that. Yeah, well, you say, hey, we're boyfriend and girlfriend. I was just I trying to touch myself with that.
Speaker 3:I was underneath the tire swing looking up dresses in fifth grade Thanks.
Speaker 2:Abby Lane.
Speaker 3:Shout out to Abby Lane and that wooden fucking fortress thing that they had with the tire, the little tire fucking.
Speaker 2:Did you put your name in?
Speaker 3:there, you put your name in the box.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you made Angelo the man he is today. Oh man, so yeah, back in the day, when you would say you're boyfriend and girlfriend with people, blah, blah, blah. Well, I was boyfriend and girlfriend with this girl back in fifth grade and then going into sixth grade, they did have football in the middle school and they allowed the kids to go and join the team. Co ed, co -ed, yes, and she joined the team and she was real cute in fifth grade and then she went to sixth grade and then she joined the team and then she turned into this barbarian girl.
Speaker 2:And I was just like what the hell she's like? I'll pick you up, doug, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3:She went in the full bloom. For Kentucky it's a Kentucky five.
Speaker 2:So I I mean with what you're saying, I'm just looking out for that like poor young boy that used to be into her and I was like, oh, don't call me jessica, call me jesse call me jesse yeah, no, I mean listen, I mean yeah my safe word is pomegranate I mean, listen, I I don't think that like so. A girl who, like you know whatever works out or whatever, and she has some, some muscle definition, it's fine. But it's like if you look, like china I'm good, yeah, no good, no, thank you yeah, that's a little too much, stop me
Speaker 1:from jerking off but she's got a clitoris that looks like a nicola ultra cam yeah, you know it's crazy.
Speaker 2:Did you you ever see that show with her and like we man or whatever the hell?
Speaker 1:it was not, not we know, but I did see the eddie guerrero china like shindig on pornhub oh, okay, I didn't really watch that but no, so like I had to I had to see somebody climb China. Yeah, to see his dick huh.
Speaker 2:So like after the whole, like you know, wrestling thing was over or whatever she had, did some show where it was like the Life of China or something like that. And you know, wee man, like the guy or I don't know if it was Wee man or if it was actually that dude, it was like the little guy from Austin Powers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's mini me, mini me right, yeah so the sort of mini me guy, whatever they were like, it was like a reality show, was big back in the 90s or whatever early 2000s, mid-2000s, and he's like he gets drunk out of his mind and he's hanging out with china and apparently the guy can't really walk or anything like that really well, so he's driving this fucking scooter around fucking pissing himself and shit.
Speaker 2:I'm like what the hell is this show? At that point I was like wow. So she went from the fame and top of the heap to the bottom doing this fucking reality show.
Speaker 1:It's crazy man. It is crazy. I mean most people, most wrestlers, have hard-ass lives.
Speaker 3:She had like a heart attack or something. I mean yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, look at her, dude, she was pumping fucking testosterone and what was it Juicing like constantly? She was massive.
Speaker 2:Eating small babies. Small, no Baby hens fucking for breakfast. Yeah, yeah, small, no Baby hens Fucking for breakfast. Yeah, no, it's yeah it's crazy, I mean you know getting all ripped up and stuff like that. Yeah, of course they got to. You know get the.
Speaker 3:You got to perform.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got to put the perform on and the performance out of the steroid and all that shit. I mean you know it's funny though, so all that shit, I mean you know it's funny though. So men apparently also produce estrogen to this to an extent Right and like actually, when you, I think when you do use steroids or whatever, you got to watch out that, like your estrogen levels don't get too high, cause then you'll like develop breasts or some shit, bitch shits.
Speaker 3:Certain, certain certain ones.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like you know steroids.
Speaker 3:It's like you know, like they have like test growth and like, yeah, I don't know, but like I think one one of those that they have, like you know, testosterone, fucking growth, like you're shooting hormones into yourself and some of them promote estrogen but also promote growth you know so it's like you know you do too much of it. You start getting bitch tits yeah you know, you're like sweet pecs, You're like nah.
Speaker 1:That's a titty. That's a fully man.
Speaker 3:Give a little suck on it. Maybe I'm going to start taking that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, no, it's crazy. So my algorithm is all messed up. I don't know what happened. Instagram is crazy and I'm getting these weird doctors that are like, yeah, it's like full, full-on blood transfusion no, instagram is crazy right now, I agree with that I.
Speaker 1:I went from having just like non-stop liberal garbage in my feed to like all of it's gone. I'm like where'd it all go? Where'd all this crazy liberal crap go? It like used to be in my feed constantly. I was trying to get rid of it, trying to figure out how to break the algorithm and like I kept liking random things and uh it wasn't the problem.
Speaker 2:He's liking random things, but nothing was changing yeah, nothing was changing.
Speaker 1:It was always the same.
Speaker 3:People like don lemon would pop in all the time let me just go on record and say instagram's got me dialed in, okay okay, it's not about conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1:Conspiracy titties, fucking titties.
Speaker 3:Conspiracy, titties, it's got everything. It's got everything I want on it.
Speaker 1:You know it's got aliens explosions tits. Gay jokes Aliens with big exploding tits.
Speaker 3:It's got it all. It's got everything I want.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, I gotta say Snake. Pliston, you know what I mean. Yeah, I gotta say, like bliston, you know, when mark zuckerberg came out was like yeah, you know, basically instagram gonna be more like x. He didn't exactly say that, but you know he basically was like yeah, we're gonna do the same things, like you know, as moderation, like they do. I mean so many people upset about that, but yeah, I think that they did clean it up a lot in terms of hold on.
Speaker 1:Speaking of this, uh, I heard there was a controversy recently and it had to do with X and Kanye West.
Speaker 2:Kanye West is fucking crazy as shit right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but apparently there are normal rules for X and then there's Kanye West rules for X.
Speaker 2:So I guess recently on the— Because they let him rant about what his swastika is.
Speaker 3:We're trying to let everybody go but Kanye man, you got to chill. B Exactly Did you see him talking about Dave Portnoy?
Speaker 1:No, no, I like Dave Portnoy.
Speaker 3:I don't know what happened, but Kanye.
Speaker 2:Is Dave Portnoy a Jew? Yeah, probably Just have to ask, isn't that Irish?
Speaker 3:He's from Nantucket, can I?
Speaker 1:get a BME. Yeah, I will. Beer you Comes from money.
Speaker 3:You know, you know who's got money. Nantucket, I don't want to say, but we know who's got money.
Speaker 1:Who's got that money?
Speaker 3:Yeah, any regular white folks Regular. So fucking Portnoy. I guess Portnoy was like talking shit about kanye or something and kanye is like kanye did a video he's wearing a swat sticker sweatshirt yeah, wow, yo and he's like yo dave. You know, portnoy, like he's like you know. I thought I liked you with some shit. You know we talk a little bit back and forth on socials, whatever, but but now I can't talk to you, no more. It's a shit like that I totally that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I totally messed it up. So yeah, portnoy is a jewish occupational name for uh that originated in ukraine and belarus. That's a russian word for portnoy, which means taylor. Well, there you go see he used to make clothes back in the days great, great, great, great, great great granddaddy, or something like that.
Speaker 3:I don't know. Fucking Portnoy.
Speaker 2:It's like Portnoy. Yeah, yeah. I assume anything that ends in a Y is like Irish.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, that's it yeah.
Speaker 2:Wrong.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're wrong, but yeah.
Speaker 3:So wrong you are, sir.
Speaker 2:You ever seen those pizza reviews? Yeah, I mean, I hate him. Now, you don't like that. I think it's good.
Speaker 1:Wait, is that him?
Speaker 2:He's just like yeah the.
Speaker 1:Peter review guy here.
Speaker 3:He made fucking Barstool Sports. He comes from money, his dad helped him, whatever.
Speaker 2:He made a lot of money on that.
Speaker 3:Barstool Sports, yeah, barstool Sports, he made a lot of money.
Speaker 2:He sold it to ESPN or something like that and then bought it for a dollar. Yeah, you know, I mean we're harmonizing.
Speaker 3:You know those kinds? Yeah, you know. You know who does those deals. Alright.
Speaker 2:Kanye West knows that ain't gonna happen to us Ever. That's a Kanye West anti-deal.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so fucking. But even like his pizza reviews, like, oh, one bite, everybody knows the rules. And he's like eating a whole fucking pizza. And he's like he's like, yeah, billy, you know, billy, over here fucking talking. He's like eating the whole pie. You're like, all right, man. He's like I'm going to give this a 6.3. It's not the kind of pizza I like to eat. Why are you eating it? Then jerk off.
Speaker 1:Why don't?
Speaker 3:you go to the places you like to eat and rate them.
Speaker 1:He's like I like bald pies.
Speaker 3:Bald pies aren't real pizzas. Bald pies, it's not dough.
Speaker 1:It.
Speaker 3:My part is that it's not dough, it's not real fucking pizza. You know, you got me started on them.
Speaker 1:I like it when the owners pull up In front of them and they jump out and they're like You're a fucking asshole, you ruin businesses. How dare you come over here with your Horty torty pizza Etiquette? Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2:I've never been like. I've never been like, oh man, that's been like, oh man, that's a great grading, let me go check that place out. And I've never been like, oh, that's a terrible grading. And then we never see that place. I just watched the video for the reaction and everything else going on in there. I don't really give a shit about what he says. When I was in Detroit.
Speaker 3:I went to a fucking place that had his fucking one bite thing like on the box. Oh okay, that's why I picked it, just like randomly, just so happened, let me just get pizza. And it was like deep dish, like all the pizza in Detroit is basically like Domino's. Yeah, you know, it's like Domino's or like Pizza Hut Chicago style yeah, it's like, not like it's actually the deep dish. Yeah, but it's not like they make the. It's all like frozen shit, like it's not you know it's like legitimately like fucking, like Pizza Hut or Domino's or something.
Speaker 3:It's not like pizza here.
Speaker 2:It's like pizzerias?
Speaker 3:They don't. They're not out there throwing dough, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:It's DiGiorno, basically.
Speaker 3:So like we go to this one place and they had the fucking thing on it Is this delivery. And I'm like this pizza sucks. You know, it's like deep dish, it's like I don't know, it was like yo did you hear about that guy?
Speaker 2:who? You hear about the two workers that got fired from little caesars for putting a swatch like on a fucking?
Speaker 1:pizza with pepperonis or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah so well, do you know how? You know that's what you get for being a whiny little bitch, for a five dollar pizza. You know what I'm saying. You're gonna call up and complain Like alright, buddy, yeah, come pick it up, it's hot and ready. Hot and ready for you, baby.
Speaker 2:So apparently like. The thought process Is actually that the two workers who were fired the one was the one, one of them did it, they actually put it in the oven and the other guy who was supposed to check it for quality or whatever.
Speaker 3:Never looked, never looked he's like.
Speaker 1:I ain't never seen a pizza look any better than this one.
Speaker 2:He just went from the oven to the box.
Speaker 1:It was like Wow, that plays on so many different levels.
Speaker 3:The guy who did it was like man. This bitch comes in here every fucking week, complains about paying $5.99 for the fucking pizza. He's like you know it's the same price as it was last week. Bitch, you're going to complain about it? You're not getting a discount.
Speaker 1:This is Little Caesars, right? Yeah? Yeah, it would have been better with sausage. You could line it up a little better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, crazy stuff, man, crazy stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:So that's what's happened this week.
Speaker 1:So did you guys hear about how Pizza Hut got started? Mm-mm. Okay, so the way that Pizza Hut got started was out in the middle of the bubble, fuck Like, let's say, idaho or Iowa or one of those like small little um states. Yeah, and two guys got together and they're like you know what? We read about this thing called pizza in a magazine from italy. So they went to the store and they got the closest ingredients possible to it and mixed it together, stuck it in an oven and they're like, yeah, it's close enough, let's go ahead and box this.
Speaker 1:Let's sell this shit, yep, and that's how it got started. So most of the pizza throughout all of America is made like the flavors that people know are from Domino's and from Pizza Hut, and people actually don't know what true pizza is supposed to taste like.
Speaker 3:The guys that work. They love, love this jets pizza and I'm like, bro, this is fucking dominoes. What is?
Speaker 2:I've never heard of that yeah, yeah, it's like big across the country?
Speaker 3:no, it's like. It's like. I don't even know it's, but it's like it's a fucking dominoes.
Speaker 3:It's like california kitchen shit it is something like that, yeah, but it's like just square. You know square pizzas, you know they do like the pan pizza, yeah. And they're like, oh, we got the cheese crust, because the crust fucking caramelizes. And the guy's like, oh, it's so good. I'm like, dude, it's fucking Pizza Hut. This is Domino's. This is not pizza. This is not a Sicilian pie, this is fucking crap. And they're like, oh, it's better than Domino's. I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 1:You know, I know. I'm going to get crucified for this one. But that little is it little C. No, Cici's, Cici's Pizza, I like that place. Ah, fuck that place.
Speaker 3:You like it because it's a buffet.
Speaker 1:I love it because it's a buffet. It's a $5 pizza buffet, bro.
Speaker 3:You know what you're eating straight fucking jizz. The guy in the back is doing swat stickers with jizz. He's like it blends in with the cheese. No one notices.
Speaker 1:I like the fact that there's a little dessert pizza bar at the end.
Speaker 2:I'm like this is awesome Dessert pizza bar. Yeah.
Speaker 3:They put cinnamon on it.
Speaker 1:Fucking Doug's like this is fancy.
Speaker 3:I guess In Kentucky. This shit's fancy Shut up. I guess in Kentucky this shit's fancy.
Speaker 1:But you know, Shut up I appreciate it.
Speaker 3:The rest of the fucking world they're like who are?
Speaker 1:these idiots. I knew going into this, I'd be crucified for this one, okay.
Speaker 2:Fucking idiot. Well, I mean, you know. So there used to be a pizza when it comes down to franchises.
Speaker 1:Sorry I'm teetering up, but when it comes down to it, yeah, you know who really makes a good steak Golden Corral, you get a trip at the same time. Oh my God and ice cream.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there used to be a Pizza Hut down the road here.
Speaker 3:It became a bank Fucking awesome yeah.
Speaker 2:I used to like going in there, you know, get the salad bar.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fucking hell, All the sesame seeds oh yeah, that was my shit. Dude, they say. When Pizza Hut stopped doing the salad bar, the fuck is that shit, the green shit that they used to decorate with.
Speaker 1:Garnish.
Speaker 3:It was garnish, but then they had nothing to do with that shit anymore.
Speaker 2:Fuck man, what the hell is it Kale, kale, kale.
Speaker 3:They would use kale as garnish. Yeah, yeah, they would use kale as garnish. And when Pizza Hut started shutting down and getting rid of the salad bar, kale sales plummeted. So that's when they started marketing kale salads and shit.
Speaker 1:We gotta start selling this shit.
Speaker 3:Pizza Hut's not buying it anymore. We got nothing to do with it, so they started making kale salads and trying to market kale.
Speaker 2:Kale is great for you. Make a kale smoothie and it just needs a straight garnish.
Speaker 3:Even at fucking diners, they would put your fucking burger on top of kale and they'd put lettuce on top of it. It's good, it's delicious.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know Roy Rogers too. They had the little salad ball. You could be able to buy a burger and put all your fixings on top of it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, do it yourself. A little fixin' station yeah a little tomato whatever.
Speaker 1:So I decided to grow kale one year because I like to grow different vegetables every year and so I grew kale and I ate a little bit of it and I'm like nah, it's kind of dry and bitter and not that good.
Speaker 3:No, it's terrible.
Speaker 1:That's why it's a good garden, well that I started growing it. And then in the garden it became about four and a half feet tall and it was called dinosaur kale. So it had these big green leaves, uh, green and purple leaves with big purple veins growing through it and it was a really cool. You're describing a cat it was a really cool yeah so my mom saw it and she's like what?
Speaker 2:are we doing?
Speaker 1:with this.
Speaker 3:Where's that kale end up?
Speaker 1:In the front yard. My mom was, like this is so cool, I want to keep this in my actual garden. So we moved it from the planter garden, where we eat out of, to the front yard.
Speaker 2:You made it like a decoration for your house. It became a decoration. You could surround your house in kale. So you took it out of the back and put it in the front.
Speaker 1:We wiped it twice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kale man.
Speaker 1:Crazy.
Speaker 2:Dried it out and smoked it.
Speaker 1:Can you?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:What would it do?
Speaker 2:I want to know how the Native American Indians figured out tobacco is a thing, yeah tobacco, let's smoke this.
Speaker 1:They were probably clearing property and as they clear property, what you do is you cut down the stuff and you throw it into a fire to clear it. And as they were walking back and kept throwing things into the fire, I'm sure one of them was like whoa, I feel a little different, right now oh. I was like whoa. I feel a little different right now, Like oh this smells good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe I can breathe this in my lungs. Yeah or no, they were breathing it in. They're getting all like fuzzy-headed and they're like oh, we need to smoke more of that. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what's funny I'm actually going to take my kids to a Bow Wow, oh yeah, yeah, they do them in July at the Queens.
Speaker 3:Village Farm. Oh yeah, they're going to do one in Queens. Huh, that's so authentic, really bringing it in.
Speaker 2:They have another one in Copac, or something like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But they do like the. Dances and shit and they're jumping around and they got the boots and you can buy, like you know, bone arrow or something. Are you going to sleep out under the stars?
Speaker 1:No, no, that sounds like the fucking South Park episode. Buy, like you know, bone arrow or something are you?
Speaker 3:gonna sleep out under the stars. No, no, that's it. That sounds like the fucking south park episode of fucking uh, cheech and chong. When, like they're selling like native american things to to the fucking ladies and it's like it's like native american hair tampons, they're like, yeah, man, it's the best, clot it up real well. Oh my God, they would sell like such stupid shit to like this like health and wellness store that all the like you know, all the kids' parents, all the moms were going to to buy. It was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:You know what's crazy. So there's like this, like I don't know if it's Aztec or whatever like there's a store in Broadway Mall that opened up that used to be Bed Bath Beyond, before it moved to the location it's in now. It's a big ass store and it's a little like Indian lady, not like.
Speaker 3:Middle Eastern India Like Native American Indian.
Speaker 2:Talking feather.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And she got like all these like bags and shit and I'm like how the fuck do you pay rent?
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's actually just a Mexican and they just can't kick her out. They tell her every day Get out of here. She's like no, no Batman, no home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, but it's interesting to think about that. No Batman in the home. Yeah, it's crazy, yeah, but it's interesting to think about that, yeah they're trying to evict her, Like we can call ICE.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:ICE, no ICE, no ICE. Yeah, no yellow. Yeah, no yellow.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that's pretty crazy, fucking Dude. You see, the thing with uh did you buy anything?
Speaker 1:shinnecock I did, you did. Yeah, what did you buy from there? Tricia bought a bag. A bag, okay, so like a leather bag with the leg.
Speaker 2:No it was like uh, it was like a, it was like a name before before christmas bag really. Yeah, it had like a jack skeleton on it or whatever that sounds very Native American.
Speaker 3:What did she do to Jack? I don't know.
Speaker 2:Listen, she was making whatever.
Speaker 3:That's very authentic.
Speaker 2:They had a little.
Speaker 1:This is America.
Speaker 2:This is.
Speaker 1:America.
Speaker 2:And they had like a little handmade Minions, like do you know, the Minions, the little yellow guys?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess I know them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so like handmade Minion doll thing that Damien wanted.
Speaker 1:Were those also Native American originally. Huh, were those.
Speaker 3:They were made out of Native American stuff, bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, wood.
Speaker 3:Yeah, stuff she got from Bed Bath Beyond they made fucking Native.
Speaker 2:Americans toys out of. They were handcrafted goods.
Speaker 3:Like the white kids are going to love this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, her Etsy store must be doing a phenomenal job, so much so that she's able to pay the rent in the Broadway mall Going back to wild 40-year-old virgin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we sell this stuff online. Can I buy anything here?
Speaker 3:No, we sell it online, so I can't buy these fucking shoes with the goldfish in them. No, you're going to line a bid on them, though he's like, but I'm here now I'll give you actual money yeah, yeah, man all right, did you get a bow and arrow?
Speaker 1:no no, did they have them?
Speaker 2:I don't know, they had like like Don't be racist Doug Bone hours is just stereotypical stuff.
Speaker 1:No, all right.
Speaker 3:Nobody knows that Native Americans like minions Right.
Speaker 2:Okay, they had dream casters and dream catchers.
Speaker 1:Dream catchers, not a caster.
Speaker 2:The caster Wow.
Speaker 1:They're not witches.
Speaker 3:They have wands.
Speaker 2:They're witches they have wands.
Speaker 3:They're not witches, man.
Speaker 2:They're fucking Indians. Yeah, dream catchers and wind chimes.
Speaker 1:Do they have voodoo?
Speaker 3:dolls as well. That was the Minion thing, maybe.
Speaker 1:Ah, yeah, I see yeah.
Speaker 3:Bill, do you know that's like killing a politician every time you throw it to him.
Speaker 2:Yo so the Super Bowl, right, talking about voodoo dolls. Oh Yo, so the Super Bowl, right, talking about voodoo dolls, oh, what, what, wow.
Speaker 1:So we're going down a, we're going down a hallway.
Speaker 2:So we got the Super Bowl Right, you got Mahone, and then you got the other guy, whatever from the Eagles, yeah, and anyway there's like there's this, there's this clip out there, this lady who's sitting in the stands and she got like a little doll in her hand that looks like Holmes with his jersey number and everything, just like fucking poking it with a pen. I'm like what the fuck? What the fuck is going on. I wonder if he was like oh, I'm a fucking man.
Speaker 3:Maybe that's why he's throwing interceptions.
Speaker 1:I'm having a spasm.
Speaker 2:People believe in the most crazy shit. Yeah, they do. They really do?
Speaker 1:I had friends once that their father decided to get rid of their bad juju and he brought them to this witch doctor lady and she made them stripped down naked and she rubbed this chicken all over their naked bodies. I'm dead ass.
Speaker 2:Raw chicken.
Speaker 1:No, like a living chicken. A live chicken.
Speaker 3:This guy knew the Clintons.
Speaker 1:No, he has like a living chicken. A live chicken. Yeah, this guy knew the glintons. No, no, he has no affiliation.
Speaker 2:I mean, it comes in my feed too. Again, my algorithm's a little crazy, but I get like these weird paranormal clips that come up and it's usually it's like some Spanish guy and he's got like a doll, like what's. Usually it's like some spanish guy and he's he's got like a, he's got like a doll, uh, like what's that doll's name? Fucking, uh, fucking across the table and he's got some kind of weird like audio device and they're like talking to him and shit. And he's like, uh, yeah, he's like cursing at him and stuff. He's like, oh, I'll bend you over the table, I'm not fucking scared of you, I'll fuck you in the table, I'm not fucking scared of you, I'll fuck you in the ass, like he says crazy shit like that.
Speaker 2:And I'm just like yo, but there's a lot of people who Talking shit to the doll huh. Yeah, talking shit to the doll, to the ghosts in his house and shit I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I believe in that. It was like a parody movie that they did and Marlon Wayans was like banging that. Annabelle doll yeah, I watched the first 15 minutes of it. I'm like this is stupid. I got to turn it off, but he's banging the shit out of this fucking thing. He's fucking making it eat his ass. He's eating her ass. I was like what the fuck are you doing to this doll?
Speaker 1:He's banging it. It was probably like a fucking 10 minute like sex session in this movie with this doll.
Speaker 3:It was hilarious but did you actually watch the movie or did you just look at it once?
Speaker 2:I you know, once I come, I can't keep watching yeah, that's crazy, but like that annabelle doll it's like a real thing. It happened. You know, supposedly it happens, and the annabelle doll that we see, though, in the movies, is not the real annabelle doll. The real annabelle doll is a Raggedy Ann oh.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, she's a rag doll, it's a Raggedy.
Speaker 3:Ann, yeah, that's like supposedly possessed. That's like Child's Play, bro. Once I saw that shit I was like, fucking get all you get those. Like throw my sister's dolls out. I'm oh, that's it. They're a little raggedy in, huh.
Speaker 1:That's it Grabbing its crotch like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's hiding a little stink taco Looks like a sex doll and like those people, so like if you've ever seen the Conjuring.
Speaker 1:I have.
Speaker 2:So in that movie those oh, that's scary movies.
Speaker 3:It frightens me. Are you real? Yeah, I have to sleep with the light on and shit.
Speaker 2:I can't fuck around. Oh yeah, you're like, I got nobody to hug. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm the one in bed. That's like what's that?
Speaker 2:Yeah Well my house makes crazy ass noises at night. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like somebody's running in the roof and shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got ghosts, bro, you, you got ghosts. I ain't fucking with that, no see.
Speaker 1:I wish, I wish I traveled around and I saw some of the scariest places On the show. When we were talking with Brian and we were talking about Waverly Manor, I went to all those crazy places. I went to where all the serial killers did their shit. I've been to Bundy's or not? Well, yeah, bundy and a few other houses across America. Yeah, bundy and a few other houses across America, and we went to visit it and it's just a house. It is what you make of it. I went to in Kentucky. I went to the prison, yeah, and we went through and did the tour. I went and sat in the electric chair. I'm like waiting for shit to happen. I'm like nothing's happening. It's more fun, if you like, go into those places and then you leave all your friends and you let your mind creep in and you get all like fucking, you get stoked up on it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no thanks, because you're all by yourself and you're like ah maybe something will show up, but nothing ever does.
Speaker 2:So I don't know if it's real or not, but so you know about Tesla, right, and you know about, like, tesla, full self-drive.
Speaker 1:Are we talking the car or the gentleman that created the death laser. No, no, no the car, right?
Speaker 2:so so you have cars now, right? Tesla, uh, that it has full self-drive, which is like automated driving, right? So they?
Speaker 1:put are you gonna tell me about the cemetery thing?
Speaker 2:yeah, they put all they put all these sensors in there and stuff, lidar or whatever, and like there's these videos of law online, of this, like Tesla in a graveyard and like it's supposedly sees objects running around. But it makes me wonder, like is there really somebody out there that's just running around and they like keep the first frame still. You know what I'm saying. Is that like trickery or is that real?
Speaker 1:It's honestly like what does it matter, though? Like if you went into a graveyard. You're driving tesla and all of a sudden it was like there's a bunch of people around unless the ghost walked in front of your, your car, and you could no longer go because your tesla is like hey, there's a person in front of you. You can't drive this way. And now you're stuck in the middle of a graveyard because that ghost don't want to get out of your fucking way.
Speaker 3:That'd be fucked up like sheep. Yeah, you're just your car. Yeah, honestly, I would shit myself and then run. I mean.
Speaker 2:So san francisco will diverge a little bit. Do you know what the the the taxis over there that are fully automated and they drive themselves. You call a taxi, it comes and it fucking drives throughout the streets and everything. Yeah, I did that in Vegas. Do you see, like they're so crazy with like the technology on it that it can't hit anything or go near anybody, somebody walks in front of it. Like you know how, like sometimes when you're in a car or whatever, you got to be a little aggressive, right, you got to just if you don't get out, you'll never get it out yeah, yeah, it won't do that.
Speaker 1:It'll sit there for fucking hours until the traffic stops. Yeah, tesla's will do that too. So if you, if like, all of a sudden you see this asshole tesla driver being an asshole tesla driver and he's like gunning down the road and like zipping in and out, just I wouldn't jump out in front of it just step out in front of it. No, I would not. Oh no, it's not, it stops dead on the track.
Speaker 2:Let's do it with like a doll.
Speaker 1:Let's get a mannequin and fucking throw that shit in the hipster turnpike and see what happens.
Speaker 2:Listen, if I was, like you know, 16-year-old, me again. Oh man, you know, maybe.
Speaker 1:Got insurance class huh yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't like driving those cars because I'm an aggressive driver. I don't like driving the cars that have, like the fucking automatic braking because like you know like I'll fly up somebody's ass and then cut over and shit and I'm like, and the thing's like stopping you know, things like fucking. I'm like, I'm not gonna hit him, I'm fucking. You know it's like. But like you know it's like. You're doing 100 miles an hour. That guy's doing 37. And you're like flying up to cut off the dude next to you. That's doing 40.
Speaker 3:You know, You're like I know the speed limit's 25, but fuck it, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I got places to be, yeah so like the braking shit. You know what I mean. It almost causes accidents because of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, early on in Uber, and they really quickly went into the automation part, they were hiring guys to sit Because the laws were you can't let the car drive itself. You had to have somebody sit in the car and steer, or at least be there alert, just in case. Right, they fucking ran over a cyclist. They hit somebody. Yeah, I don't know if it killed them or not, but then they were interviewing the lady who was supposed to be monitoring it. She was on her phone, yeah, the lady who was like supposed to be monitoring it. She was like on her phone.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this child. Yeah, it's great technology. I'll just sit here and get my hourly pay. The tesla self-driving thing yeah, you have to still have your hands on the wheel, and stuff like that. Yeah. And like, if you, if you're not paying attention, like it watches you if you're not paying attention yeah there's like a thing where, like you, you get like in trouble. Right so it's. So if you're not paying attention five times, it shuts off the automatic driving thing permanently.
Speaker 1:That sucks.
Speaker 3:You have to pay a fine to Tesla to get it turned back on. Wow, that's so stupid.
Speaker 1:That's why they think, when it came down to the Trump building in Vegas, that the guy shot a person and then tied his hands to the steering wheel and put the dead body into the car and let the dead, like the car, automatically drive out of the news cycle too. They're not talking about what happened there? Oh no, of course not. Why would they be?
Speaker 3:talking about that and like in elon musk was pulling like the, he like sent a team to like pull the camera footage because it watches there's a camera and they're watching you drive the whole time. So like fucking he's like sent like a team to like pull the camera footage to see if the guy was killed before then, if the guy killed himself, yeah nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing wow how soon, how, how long ago did this happen?
Speaker 2:oh, you didn't know. No, this is live. Yeah, yeah, oh, that happened a while ago yeah, that happened on, uh the first of the year? Yeah, no, the first of the year. No, the first of the year. Oh, yeah, nah. So many other things going on, barry.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's things happening all the time.
Speaker 3:I mean yeah, like pulled up to the Trump Hotel in Vegas and then exploded. Oh, exploded outside, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, right, right, right.
Speaker 2:I know about that, yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't know you were talking about that guy.
Speaker 2:I was talking about that car You're trying to figure out if the guy was dead before he had done that or he shot it, because everybody's saying he shot himself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it was like a guy from Fort Bragg or some shit.
Speaker 1:It was a cyber truck.
Speaker 3:A bunch of other guys that did these terrorist attacks or whatever. Were from Fort Bragg too and they're like you know, Listen.
Speaker 2:Even before that they had to choose too, I mean when it comes down to it, a .50 caliber round.
Speaker 1:if you shoot that into a skull, there's nothing left. The thing turns to powder, Like the whole brain and everything just.
Speaker 2:Who has a .50 caliber gun on them, that they're shooting themselves in the head with Well that's the Desert Eagle 5.0.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Desert Eagle is a .50 caliber.
Speaker 1:That's what they said. He shot himself with One-handed Right, exactly.
Speaker 1:And when you see the video out, front of the place you're going to shoot yourself with a .50 caliber one-handed pistol to the face. Your entire body is going to be obliterated. You would have saw some kind of shot or some kind of fire explosion inside the car. You never saw any of that. The guy just pulled up, sat for a few seconds and then the whole thing exploded. I totally feel like the dude is out in the desert somewhere on his way to wherever he's going, or he's already there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he has arrived damn when you look at the size of a regular bullet compared to exactly oh man yeah that's a lot more gunpowder than make a mark.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then let's let a hollow point.
Speaker 3:Let's look at the rest of the people Like right now.
Speaker 1:Nobody's talking about the gentleman that shot the CFO. Nobody's talking about.
Speaker 2:I came up the other day.
Speaker 1:Did it. Yeah, he had a trial. Oh, he did yeah.
Speaker 2:So he's got crazy as money. Mad people supporting him. Yeah had people supporting them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, wild good, kill more ceos, man.
Speaker 1:They just they're scared no, no, we do not condone any of those actions here on talking shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now I don't want to kill ceos for the sake of killing the ceos. What are you talking about? No I want to be a ceo.
Speaker 3:What you talking about I gotta hide from you now well, just don't fucking fuck people over for no goddamn reason for profits. Did you see the thing that's like cycling? So why would you? Why would you fuck? I got to hide from you now. Well, just don't fucking fuck people over for no goddamn reason For profits, did you?
Speaker 1:see the thing. That was like cycling. So why would you? Why would you fuck someone over?
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, if I owned like a health care company, that's the name of the game. I profit off of you dying, not off of you getting better. Top three reasons Every doctor, every hospital, every fucking every insurance company profits off of telling you go fuck yourself well, fuck those guys.
Speaker 1:Okay, angelo. On the real, though, give me your top three reasons on why you would fuck someone over I would fuck somebody over three top three reasons you're on the spot yeah, I don't have three reasons you don't have three reasons why I would fuck someone over yeah what are your reasons? Ladies, anything like that. I don't know the like. The three reasons why you kill somebody is usually money, uh, females and an honor.
Speaker 3:I would kill somebody in traffic yeah, yeah, just road rage if it was like legal to get out of your car and just pummel somebody in the middle of the fucking street. I would fuck somebody up every goddamn day.
Speaker 1:You would turn the LIE into Every single fucking day.
Speaker 3:I would turn the LIE into Fight Club.
Speaker 1:Every fucking day there will be blood.
Speaker 3:People would not drive down Hempstead Turnpike anymore, because I would be out there just fucking people. I wouldn't even have a car with me, I'd just be stuck in there fucking them up.
Speaker 1:He's just standing in the street. Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?
Speaker 3:He'll be like fuck that man, I'm taking a different road. I ain't going down opposite the turnpike.
Speaker 1:That gladiator's out there again.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't fuck anybody over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I can't say that I would do the same. I mean mean the only reason? Um, I don't even know. I have no, no, no ill will towards anyone for no particular reason yeah, yeah I mean, it doesn't matter about women, don't matter about like money, really, you know yeah, no see, I, I would definitely fuck some people over yeah, yeah, 100.
Speaker 1:If, uh, the people that have been jacking my money for the last, my whole life, for no goddamn reason, so they can. Who's that? So that they can have people tell me what a sandwich is and they can have. Okay, give cocaine to quails.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd love to fuck those people that's different, that's that's like retribution well, okay, well, retaliation yeah you know, say what you will, that's not just randomly fucking somebody over because Cause you're like yeah, I could fuck this guy right now. Let me fuck him, you know?
Speaker 1:All right, well, yeah, no see I. I don't have any reason to just like wake up in the morning and go punch somebody in the face, but I do have a lot of like resentment towards people that have done and to make theirs better.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, I don't even hate those people. The system's allowed to just fuck you. So we're just, we're the bottoms.
Speaker 2:We're the bottoms, that's just it. They're the off-hills, we're the bottom, we're just laying down and taking it.
Speaker 1:We're the bottoms trying to become tops. What's the sludge on the back of the train?
Speaker 3:It's all jizz.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, Train spotting what's? The cubes or not, train spotting? I keep saying it's train spotting, but we're on the train traveling across the old world and they keep feeding the people in the back of the train. The bars made out of bugs. Bars made out of bugs.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's talking about a fucking uh ice road truckers.
Speaker 2:The hell is that movie Ice road truckers.
Speaker 1:Gotta get the freight there. Might as well, eat these bugs.
Speaker 3:I don't know how that fucking stupid ass show was.
Speaker 2:It was a movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when he went, made it to the front of the train and he realized that they were all living in an ice hub in the front of the train.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I mean yeah, back in the day before there was real modern transportation, because, first of all, trains are fucking slow.
Speaker 1:Oh no, this is based in the future.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is a stupid movie he's talking about.
Speaker 2:Either way, you had the dining car and stuff like that and there was areas of the train that were more yeah, back in the day, Like you had to have money and stature in order to be in there. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean. Johnny Cash sung about him Smoking that big fat cigar.
Speaker 2:It was a different time, but that's what that was about.
Speaker 3:That was first class back in the day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fucking train was slow. Though you know what's funny? I saw some shit. Amtrak was like advertising, like going from Florida to fucking New York, yeah, it's going to take like fucking two days or three days. I'm like it's worth it. No, it's not. I want to be there in two, three hours.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what I the damn months. Yeah, to be honest with you. No, to take the train across the united states, it took me three days and I left out of california and arrived in new york, and if you haven't done it, I highly recommend everybody get on a train and go do this. It's well worth it. Like I saw, I don't know 70 different types of animals while I was on the train. I saw, um, some crazy lady showed me her vagina.
Speaker 3:Uh, yeah, yeah was she on the train or just like outside?
Speaker 1:no, no, she was on the train she's like welson wisconsin. Here's my pussy no, I didn't see a voyager outside the train just flashing herself. No, I was on the train and I was so you took the Transcontinental Railroad. I did, yes, I did you transported back in time.
Speaker 1:I took it all the way across. It was amazing and I got a chance to go through. Now, one of my incidences happened in Colorado. We were traveling up through the mountains of Colorado and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to take a nap, I'll go to sleep and when I wake up we should be, I don't know, two or three states ahead of where we're at now. So I went to sleep and I woke up and I'm like wait, has the train moved? And they're like no, like what do you mean? It hasn't moved. And they're like no, it hasn't moved.
Speaker 1:The last eight and a half hours there was a avalanche in the colorado mountains and they needed to clear the tracks, so we haven't moved since. You went to sleep. I was like that's some bullshit. Oh, I went to sleep so we could skip some of this trip ahead, and it didn't even happen. I woke up exactly in the same place where, and then the train started up and we started going up the mountaintops and going through the colorado. But anywhere from, uh, new mexico to arizona, to colorado, all of that landscape is absolutely gorgeous. And you know a fun fact, I don't know if this is actually true or not to this day, but in fact then in new me.
Speaker 3:Well, it was a fact, it's a fun statement, it was a fact.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it's still currently a fact, I don't know if the rule is still in play, but in New Mexico you can Facts, don't change Facts don't change Facts are fact, laws do.
Speaker 2:It's no longer a fact, because the law has changed.
Speaker 3:I'm sure I speak for our entire audience when I say this. The only trains they want to hear about is running them on bridges.
Speaker 2:Yeah, You're crazy.
Speaker 1:Well, do you have any of those stories, Curran?
Speaker 3:Not currently no, you have any Never.
Speaker 1:No, you're not running something on it.
Speaker 3:It's not that kind of show.
Speaker 1:You don't have anything lined up tonight.
Speaker 3:I wish I'm probably going to watch some girl get a train ran on her later. On.
Speaker 2:Yeah man, the internet is porn.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The internet is porn.
Speaker 2:That's it man, the internet is porn. It's kind of crazy too when you think about it. There's probably more porn than anything else that's out there in terms of like content generation.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like look, we created this amazing network of sharing information and being able to look up anything you want to look up and like we're like yeah, porn you know, they say you can make porn hubs doing a thing where they'll pay you $3,500 a week to do porn, to do porn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wait who Pornhub is. Yeah, it's giving you $3,500 a week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, to do porn yeah. They give you a share of the revenue. Is that for solo?
Speaker 3:They don't really care. They don't really care.
Speaker 2:Yeah, solo, whatever Don't matter, but yeah, because they give you a share of the revenue that they generate from the ad spend like their ads. Which is kind of crazy too, because you're watching an ad you're like fuck, oh my God, stop real quick. Fucking ad comes on.
Speaker 1:Usually the ad happens in the beginning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Listen, it was like YouTube. They should make it like YouTube right After like 15, 20 seconds.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're like, ah, ah, that's like when. They're like when they cut the guy's face, you're like come on, come on. It was almost going to finish. Yeah, I'm finishing. This guy fucking winking at me, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:Rip a nut to a commercial Fuck. All right. So you're going to get one of Doug's rants right now. Why do dudes make noise in porn? I don't get it. They shouldn't. They should be silent as the grave. I don't need to hear a dude grunting.
Speaker 3:I think that it's I can answer your authenticity. I don't think all of them make noise Yo with the ones that do.
Speaker 1:It's like. Bro, do I really need a caveman grunting in the background? Grr, grr, grr. No, that's not turning me on. In fact, here take me out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I would next that one real quick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, take me out of the moment here, guys. I'm like whoa, who's this guy?
Speaker 2:Yeah. You know, Is he any an actor? Because if he is, I'm out. Yeah, we need a champion here.
Speaker 3:You gotta be able to like bit. You know they should do that right. Like where you could like filter, where it's like I don't ever want to see this guy's shit.
Speaker 2:You know they do, they do ever. Yeah, no, like I want my. I guess you see. That's the thing, though I don't want to make a profile. No, of course not then people then? It's like the algorithm of like porn. Oh thisub, oh, this guy likes this shit, you got to get dialed in. You got to get dialed in.
Speaker 3:They literally got everything you can imagine. On there.
Speaker 2:You got to get dialed in, don't?
Speaker 3:be afraid to search for what you want.
Speaker 2:So the big ones that I know of. So you got Pornhub Yep, you got XNXX. Yes, you got XHamster I Yep, you got X and XX yes, you got X Hamster.
Speaker 1:I don't know that one oh.
Speaker 2:I don't know the hamster. And then there's like YouPorn, but I never watched that one. And then they have OnlyFans. You got to pay for that.
Speaker 1:Well, it's still up there. Yeah, I know I'm talking about free.
Speaker 3:We're talking about the good shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, listen, you know, you know what's so crazy, right? You got the premium, right? You ever look at it? I don't care, I'll talk about it. So you're on Pornhub or wherever, don't matter, they all have a section that's like premium. Yeah, and I'm like fuck who the fuck pays for that?
Speaker 3:But yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, how long do you really?
Speaker 3:I don't know it for.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, right, so I know.
Speaker 3:What am I not watching? The guy come on her. Oh, oh, big deal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so at the end they black it out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not giving a shit about that part.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know a gentleman from back in the day. He is in the hospital. Well, now he's out of the hospital. He can't walk at this time Because he decided to do dick surgery for the third or fourth time and like, yeah, this guy was obsessed.
Speaker 2:He was an actor.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Doug just likes dick. Actually, this is a friend of ours, Like we both.
Speaker 3:A friend of ours' parent. Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I've heard about this now.
Speaker 1:And yeah he enjoys porn so much that he decided that he I didn't know that was the reason.
Speaker 3:He used to do like testing, like medical testing and stuff. He would like sign up for these shits.
Speaker 2:It was a side effect, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, somewhere along the lines he had like a side effect where it just gave him like a permanent boner and for like 40 fucking years he just had a permanent boner and for like 40 fucking years he just had a permanent bone no, he had an inflation.
Speaker 1:He put some a surgical that's what he did now no, that was before, because the boner went away.
Speaker 2:Oh, he did the pump in his thigh. Yeah, you know who did that too the the lorraine and baba guy. Oh, yeah, I mean, they cut him off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, I mean when you get your ding cut off, you gotta just got to.
Speaker 2:That's got to be. So. They put a bulb in your thigh. You're like hold on babe.
Speaker 3:How do?
Speaker 1:you let it out. How do you let it deflate? Back in the day when you bought the? What was it? The Nikes.
Speaker 2:There's a little screw with it. With the basketball, you can inflate your shoe.
Speaker 3:You got to pinch the tip and it just goes down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's got to fill with like liquid or blood, or it can't be filling with fucking air.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got to reach into your taint and like press the button.
Speaker 2:You could use it as like a fucking flotation device.
Speaker 3:So, speaking of pressing buttons, you ever see the thing where, like you get, like you know, guys could get the tubes tied, right, yeah, but they have ones that are switch.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's optional.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so you have a little switch in your nutsack, so it's like you flip a switch and blow a load. Fucking blow a loaded load or not? Wow.
Speaker 2:It's like I think we're going to have guys come out tonight.
Speaker 3:You know, what. I don't think I like this bitch too much. I ain't trying to keep this one.
Speaker 2:There you go, yeah, yeah, wait, you can turn it on and off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can turn them on and off, bro.
Speaker 2:Oh man Whoa, If you had that power, would you tell anybody? No, Because then it's like you know like what if you had like that girl who was like crazy and they want a baby?
Speaker 3:like right away, like you just met, then I'm going to go get that. Come in me, yeah.
Speaker 2:Come in me, I want your baby. Yeah, like no, not happening. Yeah, like I tried. Yeah, doing everything, I'm giving you all. I got Crazy dude, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm ovulating.
Speaker 1:I don't know Okay.
Speaker 3:Flipped the switch. Okay, we're good.
Speaker 1:When you're flipping the switch more off than on, it's a good reason to get out of the relationship.
Speaker 3:That's not always true, no, no, I mean she can be really good in bed and just crazy, like most crazy bitches are well, you've seen the scale, right what you've seen the scale scale, yeah, they have a scale, yeah yeah, yeah, the hot, the hot crazy. Yeah, hot crazy scale hot, crazy scale, yeah, so yeah, exactly, it's like the hotter you are, the less the more crazy the more I'm willing to listen to about your cat right, so you gotta fuck you need like what do they guys?
Speaker 2:say you need like a five hot or like a six hot or a seven hot, like a four or five crazy. This is like the normal zone.
Speaker 3:You know, Anything less than seven crazy and above five hot Is like marriage material. Anything above seven hot and less than five crazy Is a unicorn. Yeah man, crazy is a unicorn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, I totally understand that scale, it makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:There's no such thing.
Speaker 1:I was going to say I wasn't able to read that scale very well, so how does your lady stack up on that scale? I got killed you're just talking about pornhub.
Speaker 3:Now I'm not gonna take it ryan will not be with us anymore.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna let ryan off the hook, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for hanging out with us once again, we appreciate you, as always, until next week, you guys have fun, enjoy. Please subscribe, do all those things that we always appreciate. Boys say goodbye.
Speaker 2:Bye.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:As always, very gay. They're going to spoon later, don't worry we got a lot of bitch over here.
Speaker 1:Who's going to be the small spoon? We'll talk about it next week. All right, I appreciate you guys Love you, fuck off.