Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
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Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
The World Makes No Sense But We're Talking About It Anyway
Welcome to the raw, unfiltered world of Talking Shit, where hosts Doug, Ryan, and Angelo leave nothing off the table. This episode takes you on a wild ride through the strangest corners of American culture and controversy, all with the brutal honesty you won't hear anywhere else.
The conversation kicks off with a look at how technology has transformed our attention spans and educational environments, with schools now implementing phone-locking pouches to keep students focused. But that's just the warm-up. Before long, we're diving deep into the unexpected world of professional RC car racing, where drivers can earn six figures and command serious sponsorships in a subculture most people don't even know exists.
Things take a turn toward the explicit as we share our most memorable (and sometimes regrettable) strip club experiences. From aerial performers who could rival Cirque du Soleil to awkward encounters with dancers who probably should have been at home with their newborns, these stories provide a hilariously candid look at adult entertainment from the customer's perspective.
We don't shy away from heavier topics either, tackling immigration history, cultural assimilation, and the complex dynamics of race in America. Our discussion on the Tiger King phenomenon examines America's strange relationship with exotic animals and the larger-than-life personalities who collect them. We even wade into political waters with unfiltered commentary on figures like Andrew Tate and the inequities in justice systems worldwide.
Throughout it all, we maintain our signature style: completely uncensored, occasionally offensive, but always authentic. This is conversation without the safety net – the kind you might have with your closest friends when nobody's watching.
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Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for tuning in with us. My name is Don't Know Shit Doug, hanging out with Ryan and Angelo. This is Talking Shit. What's going on, guys? How you doing.
Speaker 2:What's happening, man? Every time you say that, I'm waiting for you to say boys and girls, children of all ages.
Speaker 3:Come on down. Hey, now, this isn't the Biden show.
Speaker 2:Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, come on now, uh, hey, now, this isn't the biden show. Yeah, yeah, children shouldn't be listening to this ruckus. No, yes, no, children should be in bed right now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it's the late show. You ever see that? Uh, a thing that's like my generation. My generation was so fucked up. The news had to remind our parents they had kids. Yeah, it's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your kids are exactly?
Speaker 2:yeah, man, I remember that. Yeah, I mean, it's way different than it is now. It's funny. So they have um. I saw this video online of these. So in schools they have like these pouches that they have kids put their cell phones in now so they don't get distracted. Oh really, yeah, you got to put your phone in the pouch. I don't know if they do it in this district, but I saw it online and it makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean, I didn't have a cell phone until I was, like I don't know, 15 or 16 or something like that, some shit like that, and we didn't have all the shit to do on it either.
Speaker 2:It was like barely texted Exactly yeah, so I I feel the teachers you know who want I like it's a big distraction. I can understand that, you know.
Speaker 1:Besides, cheating or whatever, because you can do that too. But so when they zip up the bag, do they? Do they get the bag given back to them, or do they actually turn their cell phone into like some security guard and then retrieve it at the end of the day?
Speaker 2:oh no, it's a pouch that has a lock on it, and I guess the teacher must have a key that opens up the lock oh yeah, but like there's videos online of like kids busting it open, like slap it against the desk, uh, and it pops the fucking thing open yeah, and they get their phone out. But I mean, yeah, it looks like.
Speaker 3:Uh, it literally looks like an, like a, like a neoprene pouch yeah, you know, I've seen that because, like, if you go to shows now, like comedy shows, like you know, like, yeah, like a big headline or something yeah like they put. They make you put your phone in a pouch too, so you can't record the show and, like, put it online yeah, exactly you know, yeah fuckers yeah, I think, uh tool does that, I think yeah, a bunch of yeah, a bunch of motherfuckers, bunch of tools, go figure yeah you go.
Speaker 1:They're really hard to see. Tickets for Tool are really hard to get.
Speaker 2:Are they yeah?
Speaker 3:There's a lot of tools out there.
Speaker 1:A lot of Tool fans.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, it's crazy, but I can understand that, though to an extent right.
Speaker 3:I can understand. I can't watch TV without playing on my cell phone. I'm sitting there trying to watch a show and I have to keep rewinding it because I'm like what the fuck just happened? Playing on, looking at instagram, like, oh, titties on instagram I could never go back.
Speaker 2:It's way better than walking dead I can never go back to the bathroom without it. Oh yeah, I'm saying, what would you do like stare at the wall?
Speaker 3:I read like every fucking shampoo bottle ever, I'm like oh, herbal essence I could like tell you what the fuck it was on the back of it I think we went over this already probably yeah, yeah, yeah because that's when I learned about toxic shock syndrome.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, yeah, yeah toxic shock yeah, when you're not reading, when you, when you're in the bathroom and you have nothing to do and you're looking around for something to read. Yeah, you'll come across with the tampon box and inside that they have a pamphlet.
Speaker 3:Oh, yes, yes, yes, we definitely touched on it. I remember that we did talk about this. Yeah, exactly, doug was putting tampons in his ass.
Speaker 1:You always gotta go there bro.
Speaker 2:He's like I'm waiting for the shock. How does this?
Speaker 3:applicator work.
Speaker 1:So I heard you can replace nerf bullets with tampons. Really, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, they work pretty well.
Speaker 3:Oh shit so.
Speaker 1:I saw that online the other day, but what's cheaper, buying nerf bullets or tampons? Well see, with the tampons you can actually take a needle and you can stick it through the head of the tampon. So when you're shooting the projectile, you can actually take a needle and you can stick it through the head of the tampon. So when you're shooting the projectile, it actually penetrates. So yeah, I mean, it really depends on what you want to do with it.
Speaker 2:You know, what's crazy about Nerf is they have their own, almost like a Comic-Con convention thing.
Speaker 3:It's like they get crazy with the Nerf military-like stuff and every year they get crazy with like the nerf military like stuff and they every year they come out with like a new kind of dart that could go like farther or something you know yeah, like there's some serious people out there with that I'm like it's so crazy like every stupid thing has like the fucking following of like cult morons like legos, like has like big conventions like that where these guys like oh my oh my God, they got new Legos out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're the new color. Yeah, it's like fucking, it's like insane bro. You know, yeah, it's nuts. So yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3:I was going to say I was shocked to find out when I bought an RC car.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like a gas powered RC car. There's professional rc car drivers, yeah, and these motherfuckers make like 100 grand a year. They have sponsors. It's like. It's like being a real race car driver. They got sponsors. They got like all this shit what's like indoor track or something indoor, outdoor, it doesn't matter you know, like they got there's like professional rc car drivers do they go on tour?
Speaker 1:yeah like the professionals do just like the profession.
Speaker 3:It's fucking insane. I couldn't fucking believe it. It's not like kids, you know, it's like grown ass men.
Speaker 1:You know, five thousand dollar rc car you know, do they have like a pit row like they do? Yeah, they pit.
Speaker 3:They gas up and shit and go back out there. Bro, it's insane. Yeah, because they carry like small fuel tanks to keep them going fast that's's crazy. It's fucking nuts bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had a Like their wives are like their pit crew. Yeah, it's just like I had a little alcohol motor one, that thing. It was all right, I don't know. I got bored of it pretty quick, got rid of it. But no, I've seen a video like that's pretty cool, that's a track yeah, like as if they were in the car turn it into a video game I think, they tried to do that with the mario franchise, the mario kart.
Speaker 1:They built a cart and then it looked like you could drive it around with your controller and watch it on your television screen, yeah, and cruise around your house and everything and turn it into a course, yep, but then, after talking to a couple of people, I found out that it wasn't that as cool as like as the videos.
Speaker 2:Yeah, commercial right exactly amazing.
Speaker 1:Right, they were really selling. Yeah, I was like dude, that's a really cool concept.
Speaker 3:I'd build tracks all over my house dude, they should do something like that dave and busters, like have like a, like a three car thing or four car thing where, like you, sit in a car yeah you know, like in a little cart and make like a track area yeah, and then, like you have your own screen, not even like a track area, but just like like one of those like anima, like animatronic kind of carts, you know, and then like you get hit with the shell and the thing spins around, like you know, as you're sitting there yeah, you're not going anywhere, you're playing a video game, but like you're hitting the gas pedal, you turn in the wheel.
Speaker 3:You know?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah like make it 4d, so as you're going through and you like hit a puddle like something splashes in your face, I don't know if I would trust that though, because you know the fucking kids working.
Speaker 3:I'd be like yeah, we're pissing this dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah what you're totally doing, bro. This is that thing. At least, that's what I would be doing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like fucking fags over here playing mario kart.
Speaker 2:Get pissed on I gotta be selling these four hour old fries to these children yeah, yeah, it's funny too, like, uh, I noticed, um, speaking about like rc cars and whatnot, there's, like these guys that like they take videos from a certain vantage point and it looks like it's a real like humvee driving through like a desert, but it's really like a remote control car and everybody's like, oh, it's so cool he's driving through like the dudes in dubai. I'm like no, that's a fucking rc car backyard yeah, there's actually.
Speaker 3:So there's I don't know where the hell they are, man, but they're doing like, uh, like coffee shop kind of things where it's for like kids and adults. Right, that could come, and they have like a big sandbox in the middle of it where they have like rc like, uh, uh, like oh, the construction equipment, yeah, construction and, like you could like, fucking dig in the sandbox and play with it, yeah, yeah, exactly, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I have seen that. Well, it's funny, right? Yeah, it's like you can do it with your kids, and then I think they have a certain time when, like, there's no kids yeah, and it's just the adults doing it, yeah, and I have a bar there and everything too, from what I understand.
Speaker 3:I saw that video yeah, that looked pretty cool get drunk and play with the construction equipment fucking dirt.
Speaker 1:Now I just want to go, hey baby, would you like to come over here and hang out with my back? Oh yeah, back.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, digger world is real, digger world yeah um, excuse me, sir, where's this located?
Speaker 1:the dixie?
Speaker 3:no digger world man you drive around he said it again that's with a D folks Hard D.
Speaker 2:You get to drive around the payloaders and shit. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3:Oh man, that would be fucking cool.
Speaker 2:Like real ones. I don't know man, I saw it on Blippi. Oh really yeah.
Speaker 3:In Vegas they have a thing where you can drive a tank over cars.
Speaker 2:That's cool Really. Yeah, I saw it in Vegas.
Speaker 3:That's cool Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I saw it in Vegas. They have these like war helicopter looking things that you can shoot out the fucking side of it.
Speaker 3:It's real expensive, though. Oh yeah, yeah, and it's like four seconds.
Speaker 2:Wow Live ammo One of my buddies.
Speaker 3:Yeah, live ammo they have, like you know, like dead cars, like setups, like you go and you shoot at it, but it's like $1,200 for like 50 shots or something Wow, and it's like Cool, wow and like extra bullets is like another $900 for like another 50 shots.
Speaker 2:Hold it once got to do it again. Yeah, Keep the credit card open.
Speaker 1:Exactly, keep it running, sir. Your day out just cost you $2 000.
Speaker 3:yeah, man I was there once and we were doing the gun range thing and uh, they were setting up like some gatling gun or something for this woman it was her birthday what like?
Speaker 2:yes, yeah every birthday in the indoor gun range.
Speaker 3:They were setting this thing up and like we're like shooting the guns that we paid to shoot whatever. And uh, you know we were shooting cool shit 50 cals and 10 gauge shotguns and stuff and like and, uh, we're having fun. And then, like you know, we get through with it. And they're like setting this gun up the entire time like we're doing our thing right. And then, like we get done and like the guy's like yo, let's hang out a couple minutes. Like our instructor guy is like yo, hang out a couple minutes, man, you guys want to see this gun fire. We're. And the guy's like yo, let's hang out a couple minutes. Our instructor guy is like yo, hang out a couple minutes, man, you guys want to see this gun fire. We're like, yeah, he's like yeah, just got done setting it up. It was just like it was so loud and cool, but it was just like three seconds. But they set this thing up for like a half an hour to shoot it for three seconds.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:And they're breaking it down. I'm like Jesus it was like $500 to do that yeah.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:She's like it was my birthday. I always wanted to shoot that gun. I was like. I guess Shooting at a black target. I guess it's a dream you had, oh, wow, wait, hold on you got to do a belt man.
Speaker 2:How much is a belt? $500?.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo, All right pause.
Speaker 1:Maybe that Choo-choo-choo. Can we slow the RPMs down? Yeah?
Speaker 3:yeah, it's fucking insane.
Speaker 1:Yeah, vegas, huh, you can do anything in Vegas.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you could.
Speaker 2:I was there a long time ago and, uh, they had cars to set Like for rent. They had whores everywhere. Fucking those guys.
Speaker 1:Flipping the cards at you they like.
Speaker 2:I was. At first. I thought it was like A trading card thing, so I just thought I'd take them. I was like yeah, I'm gonna collect here, you know yeah. And then I'd be I was at like the MGM Grand and the mgm grand, and then I see them coming in. But one thing was funny about that was, uh, security, they didn't really want to let them in there yeah, they don't like it because, yeah, a real pain in the ass, you know they're like beating up the the clientele, like taking this shit yeah, they do like the hotel's gotta get it back like
Speaker 3:the girls like I had it happen to me one time actually in like city, where it's like this girl just like started hanging out with me and I'm like oh, cool, you know, I'm fucking drinking all goddamn day. I'm like all right, all right. I must be losing at the casino all day, but I'm about to win tonight you know it looks and then uh lady Lux turn it around.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she, something just caught my attention about it. I'm like, yeah, you fucking working. She's like, yeah, I'm a working girl. I'm like, oh, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:You should have been like I'm working too.
Speaker 3:I'm like get the fuck out of here. She's like well, that's $50. I'm like $50 for what? She's like I was hanging out with you. I was like bitch hang out with you or like you know like go up to your room with you, like you know money, yeah, and then like they hit you up, oh you owe me 500. It's like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:She ain't gold plated.
Speaker 2:I ain't fucking paying 500. Plus, you had all.
Speaker 3:You should pay me. Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly. You owe me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. That's like when you go to like A strip club and the girl's like you know, dancing on you or whatever, and she's like Buy me a drink.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 2:Nah, I hate. I hate strip clubs, just cause you work here, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, you don't get a discount.
Speaker 2:What the fuck you should get, get a discount. You should give me a drink.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not quite there yet yeah, I fucking hate that shit. I hate going to the titty bar. Man, it was just like girl after girl, just like, oh, let me get a dance. Oh, buy me a drink. Oh, buy my friend a drink. Oh, bye, you know like, I'm like get the fuck out of here. I'm trying to get drunk and it's ten dollar beers, you know, yeah that one.
Speaker 1:It comes down to their drinks. You're like, hey, I might buy you a drink, but you're going to buy top shelf shit.
Speaker 3:Dude, they don't even. Yeah, they want top shelf shit. But you notice, they always get something clear, it's always clear.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Because it's water, so they're just getting you to pay for shit, they get you to pay full price. They always say oh, get me vodka, get me whatever. It's fucking always clear because the bartender knows give her water, she's working. You know she can't have drunk strippers fucking walking around you know?
Speaker 1:So if they get 10 guys to buy them, a drink.
Speaker 3:You know they're fucked, you know so, like it's water, bro. It's a fucking scam and a half.
Speaker 2:I want to know how many girls they had to drag off the stage.
Speaker 3:We're going to start giving these girls water.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Oh man, I went to a strip club for my cousin's birthday party Not birthday, it was a bachelor party. It was somewhere in Queens or Brooklyn or some shit. It was pretty cool. They had a headliner DJ I don't know who it was, but he was good, mixing up good sounds and everything like that. The girls were crazy, man. They wanted you to take their dollar bills and throw it at them. Oh yeah, so, yeah.
Speaker 3:So one girl made like a hoop with her legs, and then I was like pegging her in the head with dollar bills, crumbling them up. Yeah, nice Gotta, have some fun I guess yeah fuck, yeah Get a paper cut.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wrinkling them up and throwing that at them. Yeah, wow, all right, these are some high class girls.
Speaker 3:Huh, there's a place out east where, like the bar is like around the stage.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 3:So like the stage is like three feet away from like where you're fucking, where you're sitting, so like you had to crumple it up and throw it at them.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, that was just like funny because, like all the guys are just assholes Guys just throwing it at the girl's head and it's literally that's all it is. The girl comes out and tries to dance and she's getting hit with dollar bills.
Speaker 1:Like fucking damn stop. Oh man, if this was Canada, the one and two dollars are coins. You see, Big ass coins Fucking hit them with it, exactly, pegging them with coins as soon as they come on the stage, maybe, exactly.
Speaker 2:Packing them with coins as soon as they come on the stage, maybe leave them with welts. Yeah yeah, that's crazy to think about that. And then like.
Speaker 3:so they get off like the bar, like as, like a girl's dancing, like another stripper will come like, walk like the inside of the bar and like shake her titties at you and want a dollar. So it's like every fucking stripper coming around like shake her ass a little bit. You're like here's a dollar, get. The fuck out of my way Trying to watch the girl dance you Now.
Speaker 1:Just imagine that with coins I would actually like that better.
Speaker 3:That place it's like a B-squad place. It's not the 18. So I'd rather throw quarters at him honestly, oh my goodness. Take your little fucking C-section scars and your saggy titties and get the hell out of my face.
Speaker 2:That's why it's dark. Yeah, exactly you know. And they got like the blue lights, not red Blue lights.
Speaker 3:I was at this place in Miami once with my boy's fucking. He goes and gets a dance from like the only white girl in my in the place and like, as he's back there, right, there's like this like a little like chubby spanish girl on the stage dancing around. She's like trying to climb the pole and like she climbs up a little bit, like falls down, like climbs up. I was like laughing. I'm like is this a joke? That's great. She like climbs up a little bit falls down, like climbs up.
Speaker 3:I was like laughing. I'm like is this a joke? That's crazy. Like climbs up a little bit, falls down, climbs up a little bit, falls back down. Then she like gives up. She just like holds the pole up high and like just like shaking her ass a little bit. I'm just like this is so terrible and it's like middle of the day, you know. So it was like fucking, it was like the training team, you know so fucking, it's an exercise class.
Speaker 3:It was terrible so, like you know, fucking, he comes back with the girl and, uh, he's like yo, what do you think about her? And she's like standing right there, I'm like, yeah, she's cute, you know, like fucking best one we've seen here, you know, and he's like yo. He's like he's like show and. And she's like, oh, look, and she has like a fresh, like c-section scar. She like pulled down the thing a little bit. Oh my god. She's like, yeah, I just had a baby two weeks ago. I'm like, shouldn't you be home? It just came out like it was just like such a natural thing. I'm like, shouldn't you be home, like with the baby, like I feel like?
Speaker 1:there's a hungry baby.
Speaker 3:Forget I said that and I like she like got offended and walked away and I'm like did you, did you get breast milk? Like what the hell are you doing yeah, I'm like, uh, can we get the fuck out of here please? That's crazy. Yeah, it was fucking terrible yeah I hate it.
Speaker 2:I hate titty boys, I do too, most of the time they're just uh, they're like yeah.
Speaker 3:You know which kind of scared me a little bit. Honestly, no, I miss the Russian crowd. Yeah, there's a lot of you said you miss them.
Speaker 1:No, no, I miss them. I did not see them.
Speaker 2:I've not seen.
Speaker 1:Russians, really I haven't seen Russians in a strip club.
Speaker 3:Good to hear you're Russian. Yeah, my bad Like. Give me money now. Yeah, oh, whoa.
Speaker 2:Well, you know what it is, you know the border. They're doing a job on it.
Speaker 1:So you might not see them. I don't know how they're getting here. Yeah, they might all go away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I heard that in. I don't know if they do it here. Probably they're still here too. Like Korea, south Korea, they have like student loans and then they take out like they don't have student loans to their government. So like somebody gives them money and then they're like, well, you have to pay me back. And the way that you're going to do this is you're going to go to america and you're going to be a stripper yeah, and they force them into that nice yeah, it's crazy, I mean they do it over there too.
Speaker 3:They were doing shit like, like the russians coming here where it was like I don't know, they would like take a loan out or for like for them sending them here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they would have to work it off right, because it used to be big like that even in the gas stations here with guys yeah like you know, used to be all russians working at these fucking gas stations before bola took over and they would be like forced to work like 12 hour days for like pennies or whatever. Because they they came to america, you know they were sent here or whatever the fuck their debt was, or whatever their deal was, they're paying off their family's debt over there. When we were in high school, every gas station you went to was Russians.
Speaker 2:Or Turkish.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Turkish.
Speaker 1:And that's what the deal was with them. So what's the graduation rate in the Chinese going that direction? Do you think there's a 60% graduation rate of going and becoming a stripper for a few years and then going into college after that? I mean it's not a bad deal yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I mean, if you have no choice, you know you think about all these white girls are stripping to pay for college right well, they say that either you're they're a drug addict, a single mother or uh college student yeah, yeah, I mean, you knowFans changed the game. That's a good movie Comes in threes. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:So it's one of the three. So when they're on stage and you're looking at them, it's got to be one of those three options.
Speaker 2:They're entrepreneurs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know I was talking to a single mother the last time I was at a bar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, she was cute. How'd you find out?
Speaker 3:She was telling me about her fucking kid. Oh, just what I want to know about yeah exactly Just what I want to hear. You have a fucking 10-year-old son.
Speaker 1:So do you see that? Yeah, I had a baby out of that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, look right into the hole. You can still see his hair fucking in there.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah, nah, man, I've only been. I think I've been to like three.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can name them. Well, no, the third one I can't name because I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 1:Let's not give them any publicity, yeah.
Speaker 3:For a guy who hates titty bars, I end up there more often than I want to.
Speaker 1:Like I was saying, my titty bar extravaganzas have been extremely weird. Like my first time I went to a titty bar, I was on a hallucinogenic and that was absolutely wild. It was way back in my teens and I was like I should not be in this place doing this substance at this particular time. This is not a good idea.
Speaker 3:So I was at a titty bar a couple years ago fucking tripping out eating Xanax, fucking ate mushrooms, xanax, fucking drinking, like a fish trying to drown, and like we were leaving, and I'm like, yeah, I gotta take a piss. So I gotta like walk past the car, go piss in the bushes, right, and I'm coming back and I get into the wrong car. I get into this guy's car. It's like him and his buddy like about to sniff a rail. They're like turn around, like what the fuck? Man like, oh shit man, my bad dude. I was just laughing so hard like man Like, oh shit man, my bad dude. I was just laughing so hard Like my bad, my bad.
Speaker 2:That's great.
Speaker 3:I was like where the? Fuck is that car? Yeah, yeah it was bad.
Speaker 1:Did you get a bump? Nah, no, they were doing.
Speaker 3:I don't know how furious they were because I was so fucked up, but they seemed pretty angry. I should have been like, let me go on.
Speaker 1:Let me see what it's all about. Let me get a little tootski here. First of all, how the fuck do you get the doors unlocked? I've never done this before.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, it's the first time. Just if you blow in the parking lot, you got your doors unlocked. It could have been a cop. You idiots, that's probably what they thought. Yeah, yeah, just like put your hands up, nobody move. And I like it like hopped in bro, like I wasn't like open the door and like getting in, I was like fucking sitting down.
Speaker 2:I was like, oh shit, don't look right you look up and see two dudes that aren't your friends was it at least like the same kind of car up and see two dudes that aren't your friends Was?
Speaker 3:it at least like the same kind of car, or at least color. Yeah, it was like a red small SUV. I was like oh yeah, here it is Fucking, hopped in, jumped in the backseat and they're like what the fuck? I was like oh shit, my bad, you're not my buddies. It was kind of funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's crazy man.
Speaker 3:Well yeah, that place was a shit show.
Speaker 1:I guess we've all been to some good strip clubs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wouldn't call any of them good.
Speaker 1:No, no, I wouldn't either, but we were there yeah.
Speaker 3:Actually, probably the best time I had at the strip club was when we went not that long ago.
Speaker 2:And they had bitches swinging around on hoops and shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was like the circus. Yeah, it was like the fuck. It was like Cirque du Soleil, with titties out.
Speaker 1:I was like Jesus Christ, that was art.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that was actually.
Speaker 1:It was better than a banana that was actually really good Ducked into a wall.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then like you, you're sitting at the like, you're sitting at the bar and like, are you sitting at? Like around the stage? And like the girls aren't coming up to you bothering you and shit you know, like, cause, that's the, that's the thing I hate the most. Oh, get a massage, bitch, you're not Asian, I don. I know what the ending's going to be. It's going to be happy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, let's go to the champagne room.
Speaker 2:They got any midgets there. Nah, that would have been fucking awesome. That would have been a real circus.
Speaker 3:That would have been fucking awesome. They had like a little midget swinging from fucking hoops and shit. Oh my God, that would have been fucking awesome. Yeah, we'd be there now fucking week.
Speaker 2:I'm like wait a minute, You're lying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what time do you go on? I'm not going to miss a show.
Speaker 3:Dude, they should bring them one of those little stripping midgets.
Speaker 2:What was the cover? There was no cover.
Speaker 3:No, the guy we were with knew a guy.
Speaker 2:There was a guy who knew a guy. Yeah, a guy who knew a guy.
Speaker 1:Got us on a list as well those places.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you know, you know jewish guys, man, they're like, oh, there's a way to get him for free.
Speaker 3:They know it. Yeah, all right that's good.
Speaker 1:Slurred us right in the front door. That's it, yeah, yeah, it was. It was a.
Speaker 3:It was an event, let me tell you yeah, yeah, that was pretty wild, it's like the club, I'm on the guest list and there was one chick there. She was so fucking hot. She's like on this hoop swinging back and forth Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And me and my buddy looked at each other like yo, it's like fucking memorizing man. I'm like I know bro, she's so hot.
Speaker 1:Man.
Speaker 2:That's not bad.
Speaker 1:At least they're not you know could be fuglies. You were talking about the Egyptian one right.
Speaker 3:No, like the Italian chick, the chick with all the gold on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought she was dressed up like an Egyptian goddess. Yeah, I was going to say Egyptian goddess, she's got the gold and the trim.
Speaker 1:I just don't think he knows history.
Speaker 3:He just thinks everything is Italian. That bitch was like Roman.
Speaker 1:Well, she herself could be. I said how she was dressed. She was dressed like roman, bro. She looked like a roman, you think?
Speaker 3:yeah, like a roman, roman goddess needing to get fucked hard by this hairy fat piece of shit over here. Yeah, give her something she never had Appreciation.
Speaker 1:Moral values. Yeah, yeah man.
Speaker 3:I'm definitely gonna do degrading shit to her, so I don't want to go around. Yeah, but I would appreciate every second of it.
Speaker 1:A father in her life. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh boy.
Speaker 3:Another baby, daddy. She didn't show you her c-section scars no, I'm right dude, if she had him, I would, I would be impressed yeah she was like fucking, she was hot yeah, you could definitely bounce a quarter off her abs oh yeah, it was
Speaker 2:so good. Oh yeah, she was all ripped up no, yeah, oh yeah, she was like fucking insane.
Speaker 3:She wasn't like Jack, but she was just like thin slim.
Speaker 2:She wasn't like China swinging from the fucking Right.
Speaker 1:She wasn't pulling down the rafters. Yeah, no, it was a wild shit day, man.
Speaker 3:It was a good time.
Speaker 1:Look how you've swayed your vote as we talked about it.
Speaker 2:You started off like that was the only one I've ever go to, and now you're like Dude.
Speaker 3:Actually that was a good time.
Speaker 1:That's a reflect on the night. It got better as time progressed.
Speaker 3:I would like to shake the guy's hand that runs that place.
Speaker 1:You run a decent establishment that casting couch worked out well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you run a decent establishment that casting couch worked out.
Speaker 1:Well, you picked the winner. Yeah, you picked the winner. And I mean he's got a decent location, good setup. It was across the street from that like really expensive restaurant yeah, that restaurant kind of sucked well, I don't think it sucked, I think I think it was like too much money for what it was, yeah you?
Speaker 2:would you go in for the wine?
Speaker 3:yeah, I guess they had that whole wine thing, yeah, yeah, but we don't drink wine no wine time, huh no, no if there's a scotch night I don't think our wagers like this too much no, but I don't like her either.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I guess that tip wasn't so good, huh, no, I mean we tripped.
Speaker 3:We should have threw it. We didn't throw any extra.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, yeah, we blessed her. Yeah, she didn't go home unhappy from our table or tip Right. Well, maybe she went home.
Speaker 3:I'm going home, unhappy from my table, but not from the tip. Yeah, no, she's like. You know, those four white guys are assholes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I mean.
Speaker 3:She was white too, just for the reference everybody.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for the record.
Speaker 2:She was definitely liberal. Oh shit, yeah. Yeah, you know it's funny. Actually in the news today they were talking about some like it's called Love is Blind. It's like show that like they get like married to people are there transformers?
Speaker 2:no, so the the, the one chick like was like they're at the altar and they're like if anybody says that they shouldn't get married, say your piece, whatever. Now, and the chick goes like the one that wants to get married to him was like I can't marry you, you're not woke enough. I'm like yeah, really yeah. I was like oh, we're going there.
Speaker 1:You should drop that mic. Yeah, you're not woke enough, I mean could you imagine that? That's crazy well, speaking of news, did you hear that blm plaza is getting shut down?
Speaker 2:oh, you mean like where they like painted the fucking street yeah, apparently that became a plaza for like I don't know, it was a plaza yeah, that's what they call it, the blm plaza.
Speaker 1:And trump was like nope, get it out of here, out of new york city no dc.
Speaker 3:Oh, it was dc yeah oh, okay, I was gonna say I don't know if he has much yeah, like the whole blm thing, like I get it, I get it why it's right by three jewish ladies yeah, but like it's the whole thing how they raised money. They didn't help any black people out at all. They didn't fucking do anything for anybody at all.
Speaker 3:All they did was raise money and take it yeah, they enriched themselves all the fucking yeah, all the people that were in charge blm were like under investigation for fucking embezzling money, like they didn't do anything, to how they didn't send one fucking kid to college, they didn't fucking help one impoverished family, didn't do a fucking thing. So the whole blm movement is just a fucking a scam. It's a.
Speaker 1:It's a crud I thought it was, but it's a beautiful. It's a beautiful scam like the way they manipulated an entire culture and into thinking like, hey, let's go for this cause, because it says this, like what it said listen.
Speaker 2:The republic Republicans freed the slaves.
Speaker 1:Let's be real with that.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, abraham Lincoln. He was a Republican, he was the first, and they killed him.
Speaker 2:This is what we're up against guys, they fucking literally killed his ass.
Speaker 3:They're like yo you took our labor, bro. You gotta start paying people for this shit now. You know Not even that, but people are even hard-pressed to find out that there was black slave owners. There was free black men that owned slaves and they're really like the Django.
Speaker 2:You ever watch that movie yeah?
Speaker 3:yeah, that's fucking. That's real shit.
Speaker 2:So the Caprio was awesome.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Always a savage Maybe not what's his name?
Speaker 3:Samuel L Jackson was fucking good yeah.
Speaker 2:Samuel L Jackson. And then, uh, what the hell is his name? Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not a Jamie Foxx fan watching this comedian. He's like. He's like leonardo dicaprio called jamie fox the n-word like 75 times to his face. He's like that's some gangster shit. He's like. He's like can you imagine being there on that day?
Speaker 2:yeah blasted off with samuel jackson right next to you yeah, what else is funny is like um, so, so, jam Foxx. He had said that you know, because apparently they're friends, right, you know DiCaprio and Jamie Foxx? And he had said that you know Leonardo wouldn't look at him, couldn't go near him during the set, like they had to stay away from each other in order for him to like.
Speaker 3:He's like I got to build up the heat. Get into that moment I. I got to build up the hate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you want a friend to like. I got to drop these lines. He kind of rallies up, he like puts on the dragon hood and everything he's in his fucking dressing room.
Speaker 3:He's in his dressing room with his white hood on burning crosses. He's like stay out of here.
Speaker 1:Jamie, he keeps watching what was that? American History X? Over and over again.
Speaker 3:He's like Bite the curb, bite the curb. They're like why do you keep screaming that? Shut up, everyone, stay away From my fucking dressing room.
Speaker 2:Hey listen, you gotta do what you gotta do To get into the role. I mean, what's his name? Heath Ledger. You know God rest his soul. You know he took his life and shit, but they say that a lot of times when he did roles like to the Joker and shit.
Speaker 1:You know he got into that. Yeah Well, yeah, I mean to play that part, to actually be like in the moment, to be able to express that. Yeah, I mean, I guess you'd have to separate yourself from, like, your friendship for a little bit so he can come out and be super aggressively racist towards him.
Speaker 3:That's the whole thing about acting. I don't know I could be hanging out telling him jokes and be like I'm just acting, I'm acting.
Speaker 2:I'm just acting. There's no real hatred here, but you're not in a movie.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:I'm practicing for a role. I got something coming up. It's down to work.
Speaker 2:You ever seen the video with like the school teacher who's like he does the hard you know?
Speaker 1:and hard with a R with a hard R.
Speaker 2:He's like everything is, it's this, it's that.
Speaker 3:Every day he's saying it. Everything the kid says.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's from the boondocks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, but no, it was a real video.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there was a real teacher that did that.
Speaker 2:Oh, did he? Yeah, he got fired. I don't know if he got fired or not, but yeah, it's real.
Speaker 1:Oh, in the boondocks they were.
Speaker 2:Because the kid would come in, yeah something I don't know and then, all of a sudden, the kid was woke. Yeah now it's a problem. Yeah, yeah, I know I. I I mean, you know there's some people who cool with it, some people are not yeah, yeah, I don't know the right time. I mean, you know I used to call all my friends that, and I'm not way near black.
Speaker 3:Back in the day. If you were cool, it was all good.
Speaker 2:It was like a hood thing. Yeah, it's a neighborhood thing Nowadays forget about it, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know. No, we're the hated race. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3:You know it's funny because I saw this thing on Facebook and this is true, right White? People are the minority in the world. Spanish countries are far larger and more populated Chinese countries.
Speaker 1:Indian.
Speaker 3:Indians Fucking blacks Like Africa and shit Blacks.
Speaker 1:Blacks.
Speaker 3:You know all the whole blacks, Because there's blacks everywhere it's not just africans, ethiopians, like they're all, it's all black, like.
Speaker 1:So hold on jamaicans with that said sir when it comes down to it, it's your black, white, and then, when it comes down to latin nations, each one of them gets to represent each one of their countries.
Speaker 1:It's like I'm mexican, I'm puerto rican, I'm this on the brown, but when it comes down to like africans, they're just like oh yeah, we're from africa, we're african, but they don't. They're not. Like, oh, I'm zimbabwean, or um, um, uh, congoan. And then, like, when it comes down to white people, they just group us all together, even though, like, we have extremely long histories going far back, like each one of our regions are particular. Like I am definitely not. Well, my grandmother was italian, but I don't claim her. Uh, I'm british, true and true, but, and like my bloodline is majority british.
Speaker 3:I think even that's stupid because like, yeah, like you're of british descent but you're an american this is true here you live 100 and I even feel that way. You know about black people, spanish people, fucking whatever, fucking chinese. If you're born in america, you lived in america, even if you've immigrated to america, and that's kind of the problem with immigration is these people aren't trying to be americans, they're trying to be mexicans in america.
Speaker 3:They're trying to be chinese in america. No, you came to america for freedom. You came to america for whatever. Be in america. Now you know be part of our culture.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna call bullshit on you, dude. I'm gonna call bullshit because we're gonna go back to the uh whole strip club thing where you're like yo no, she was definitely not egyptian, that was an italian goddess coming down from the.
Speaker 3:See, now I'm talking about her descent.
Speaker 1:Yeah, her descent, exactly, you're looking.
Speaker 3:She's an American, she's in America, right.
Speaker 1:But that.
Speaker 3:Italian body's got me going, it got me ringing. So there are things you do appreciate about your culture.
Speaker 1:That drives you to love your culture and trust me when it goes. I just saw Gladiator 2 the other day. You guys saw that one no.
Speaker 3:I heard it sucked dick.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the second Gladiator. I heard a bunch of fucking monkey farts. I feel like I did when it came out, but I don't remember any of it.
Speaker 1:To be honest with you.
Speaker 2:I did like the new warrior, but it didn't happen.
Speaker 1:Lucius, Lucius yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:Oh, it was Fuck. I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
Speaker 1:It was totally like the little kid that grew up.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah I don't know, I can't watch it and apparently that was like Maxus Sibelius' son.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay. And yeah with the princess mom, and then the brother was gay.
Speaker 3:The brother was trying to bang the fucking sister. Exactly, but it was really good.
Speaker 2:Joaquin Phoenix the good days. I know Joker was okay, the first one I liked. I didn't even see the second one. I heard it was trash. They said there were people walking out of the theater.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, garbage.
Speaker 2:Lady Gaga turned it into a musical.
Speaker 1:Hey you need musicals these days.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:You need musicals. No, I'm fucking around. Yeah, why don't we turn everything into a musical?
Speaker 2:Like Die Hard 9, the musical. But no, as far as race goes and stuff like that, I don't care what you're doing to me. I can talk to anybody, don't bother me.
Speaker 1:I'm not mad at anybody. What for being their race.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean. So. Like to me, a racist is like I don't know. You got those people who like really don't anybody that's not theirs you know, they don't mean to be like that.
Speaker 3:I was going to say Uh-oh, they hate other people, they hate other people and it's weird.
Speaker 2:I feel like if you were in trouble in Brooklyn and there was, you know, oh, jewish people would not help you. They wouldn't help you, no, not at all.
Speaker 3:It would step over your fucking body. Oh yeah, without a doubt, the and I forget what the hell it is.
Speaker 1:Gosh Some shit.
Speaker 3:Gosh, they like have a, it's like actually in their fucking, their text, their Torah.
Speaker 2:they're like don't help anybody who's not us.
Speaker 3:No anybody who's not a Jew is considered like an Adam. Oh yeah, like you're beneath them. You're not. They literally believe, like the real religious orthodox, whatever religious orthodox, whatever fucking jews, that they're better than you so how do you 100? Believe that they are better than you yeah and you're fucking nothing but an animal and it's like that's crazy, cool, cool story bro you know, what so?
Speaker 1:how do you get bleed, just like me, motherfucker how do you get like caught twice and like enslaved twice and then think you're better than anybody?
Speaker 3:Dude. They've been kicked out of every country they've ever been in.
Speaker 1:You know, yo, you know that gay video game that you keep getting on me about.
Speaker 3:Oh, you know, the gay squire fucking game. Yeah, my gay squire game. Now you're a Jewish gay squire.
Speaker 1:No, no, but actually yesterday I was playing it in one of the cities I knew you were playing it yesterday because I texted you and you didn't respond.
Speaker 3:I'm like I was going to fucking hit you up and be like you, fucking little gay squire.
Speaker 1:I fucking knew it.
Speaker 3:He's immersed in his fucking digital realm right now, being a fucking fag squire.
Speaker 1:So in one of the cities in the northwest section they actually have a Jewish ghetto and this is like the 1500s and they're segregated and they won't let the Jewish people into the rest of the town, and then at nighttime they shut the gates and lock them out or lock them into their little areas.
Speaker 3:Wait, that came from the Germans, oh no no, the guy was Czech Republic.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:It was Russian Pretty close, pretty close, to the Germans.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I guess it's been going back.
Speaker 3:Did you go into the fucking ghetto and blow a few of?
Speaker 1:them. No, no, no, I stay out of the ghetto.
Speaker 3:Get a few shekels. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1:There are a lot more Jewish references than I do. I don't know what a shekel is. What is that?
Speaker 2:It's the cold chocolate you get on Hanukkah.
Speaker 1:So you get blowies for shekels? Is that what you're saying? Blowies for shekels.
Speaker 3:You need something to get the taste out of your mouth and they give you a little chocolate coin. So terrible out of your mouth and they give you a little chocolate coin.
Speaker 2:So terrible.
Speaker 3:At least it's kosher right.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness, blessed by a rabbi.
Speaker 3:I mean they are.
Speaker 2:Well, you know what's funny Actually, during, I guess, hanukkah or one of the Passover I think it's Passover so, like Coca-Cola, rosh Hashanah Coca-Cola comes out with pure, like legit sugar cane Coca-Cola. It's the only Coca-Cola bottles that have yellow tops.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:So if you go to the supermarket and you have yellow tops. That's like the cleanest Coca-Cola you could ever drink.
Speaker 3:That's the Jewish one. That's for the Judas.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:That drink? That's the Jewish one.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's the Jew Coke. Yeah, alright, ladies and gentlemen, everybody, go out and buy yourself a yellow-topped.
Speaker 1:Coca-Cola bottle.
Speaker 2:Right During Passover or something like that. Actually, it's coming up right.
Speaker 1:And they take it off the market after that.
Speaker 3:It's actually funny because that's how I know when Lent is, because McDonald's does the two-for-five fish fillets.
Speaker 1:I'm like oh, it must be lit.
Speaker 2:It must be lit, oh shit, I should run my church. I don't know, man, something in terms of religion, I think that. I think it's true to an extent.
Speaker 3:you know, catholicism and Judaism fall in line with each other in some ways and like especially when it comes to they both fall in line in the same way, yeah so, and like especially when it comes to online in the same way, yeah, so, yeah, one of them is like don't fuck your fucking friend's wife, don't fucking. No, no, I'm saying the events.
Speaker 2:The events like their holidays, yeah and the events of things that had happened to them all kind of like happen around the same time. Right, you know jesus christ comes, and then you also have like I don't know what happens there.
Speaker 3:Uh, hanukkah the oil lasted like a certain amount of days you know, whatever um it's such a jewish thing, right?
Speaker 2:I can't believe how long this oil is lasting, oh yeah, we're going straight to hell on this one, yeah yeah, yeah this one jewish don't believe in hell.
Speaker 1:We're good, we're in the clear. They're chosen. They're all going to Straight to hell on this one Jewish hell, jewish hell. Jews. Don't believe in hell. We're good, we're in the clear they're chosen, they're all going to heaven, yeah.
Speaker 3:The rest of us are going to hell.
Speaker 2:The chosen people. Yeah, oh my goodness.
Speaker 1:But yeah, yeah, they're definitely an interesting culture.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but oh. So to get back to like you know, like Italians and like whatever, the Irish Chinese.
Speaker 3:Spanish you can say normal people.
Speaker 2:So during immigration time, right when everybody was going through Ellis Island and all that stuff like that, america started actually getting. All of you know people coming here for the free world and like opportunity and whatnot of you know people coming here for the free world and like opportunity, whatnot? Um, the reason why, like you know, the mob happened and, like you know, the chinese all stuck together in this chinatown is because they all spoke the same language.
Speaker 2:You know yeah yeah, and it's like they all knew each other, they all looked out for each other, not just that.
Speaker 3:but like, as uh, as certain races, so like as ellis island progressed, right, they would let in more of certain people, right? So like, for example, when they were building the Hoover Dam, they needed more Italians because Italians were really good at doing tile work. Okay, true story. So Italians tiled all the interior of the Hoover Dam and all that shit, right, and they apparently did the subways and stuff. So, they would allow more of a certain culture in as they needed them right.
Speaker 3:So they needed drunk people they let Irish in. They needed mathematicians they let Chinese in, they let the Irish in to fight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what they did they sent them to war.
Speaker 1:They're like oh we need boxers, you need missiles, you bring some Germans in, yeah.
Speaker 3:As Ellis Island went through these phases of like oh, we need these workers, they would let more people in, but as these cultures expanded, the people who were already here were like, oh, you guys are fucking mutts, you guys go to the ghetto. So, like, throughout the time periods, the ghettos were the new people coming into the country and they were primarily dominant on the race that was getting let in more of. You know. So like there was italian ghettos.
Speaker 3:You know like my great-grandmother didn't teach my grandmother italian because it was frowned upon that you spoke italian you looked at like dirt you know yeah yeah, when she came into the country, so she didn't want to teach her kids.
Speaker 3:Yeah, italian learn english be an american, you know and that brings me back to the point of these immigrants. Now they don't want their kids to know english. You know you got to press two for fucking english now you know it's like fucking teach your fucking kids english. You know, learn english yourself. Like, try to assimilate to the culture. Like, don't bend the fucking culture to you. There's no reason we got to take down an american flag because it's offensive to you.
Speaker 1:You're in fucking america english motherfucker say what again? Say one more. God damn, you want to teach your kids spanish or fucking german or chinese.
Speaker 3:Cool, yeah, but your kids should know fucking english, you know that's why they have ESL, though English Second Language.
Speaker 2:And one thing that's for sure is that a lot of times these people who come here their kids come into our schools and the kids learn both. They learn Spanish or they learn Korean or whatever they're speaking and English, and it's almost embarrassing for the parent because the kid speaks better English than they can. And then they're relying on their kid to help them out in life. So I mean, I don't know if it's necessarily that. I think the whole forceful thing of like okay, press two for Spanish came all from the left.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I think they were like oh, we have to help and cater to everyone.
Speaker 3:So they just rolled that all out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what happened there. It was like we can't have anybody just struggle and live life and figure it out.
Speaker 1:We need to help these people, it's insane Helping too much. I mean FEMA. Those guys helped them out a ton.
Speaker 3:So, speaking of Ellis Island, did you guys see the conspiracy that the Statue of Liberty is actually the Statue of Lucifer? No, you guys didn't see this.
Speaker 2:It's the Statue of Lucifer, so there's like an old painting.
Speaker 3:I think Leonardo DiCaprio might have did it.
Speaker 1:Leonardo Da Vinci fucking did it yeah.
Speaker 3:Where it's like, there's a painting of him like holding a torch, just like the fucking, uh you know, it's apparently lucifer, just like statue of liberty, and was done like 100 years before the statue of liberty was built right the painting, and it also depicts him with like a chain around his ankle and there's an apple on the floor, right. So what's New York City called the Big Apple? Right, right, right, I mean even in the ancient text, right With Lucifer. You know the Bible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Lucifer convinces the bitch to eat a fucking apple. Right, yeah. So that bitch, it's a symbol of evil because, like the face, the face looks just like the lucifer painting does, and then she also has, uh, a fucking like a chain, like around their ankle too really that face looks like the lucifer face that's like the face of lucifer yeah, in the pain.
Speaker 2:Wow, I wonder how many people wanted to make the statue of liberty transgender?
Speaker 1:yeah apparently now he is Now it is.
Speaker 3:We always thought it was Lady Liberty, but really it's Guy Lucifer. Who knows? One needs to look underneath that robe and see if there's a fucking hang down.
Speaker 1:If it's Lucifer, then he's got two boobs and then goat legs and a big hang down.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I never looked at it the goat legs, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:According to the old satanic Bible. Yeah, when you flip it over and you see the Lucifer picture, it's always a goat head, big boobs and then goat legs with, like, a big Johnson. What was?
Speaker 2:it Goat head man, pig no bear, pig Bear, pig Bear pig, it's real Totally cereal.
Speaker 1:Super cereal guys.
Speaker 3:Super cereal. Love that shit. What the hell Gore? I fucking love South Park, man, south Park. Do another fucking season please. Ah.
Speaker 1:It's something new. Yeah, Matt and Trey.
Speaker 3:Trump's back and make fun of trump. They do something.
Speaker 1:Skip all the biden shit that you could have easily picked off for the past four years there was nothing there, though yeah, no, everything was perfect I mean, yeah, I mean country red, great spectacular no, I mean, what were, what were they really gonna joke on, though? I mean, when it comes down to it, you got them falling.
Speaker 3:I guess there's nothing, yeah there's no exaggerations all right you know like when you're making fun of something you got to exaggerate something, make it fun yeah yeah, but with biden it was just funny it was like, oh, let's make the president fall off. But ah, he just did that. He just fell off a bike, damn it oh he fell up the stairs three fucking times, oh jesus and then his rants, I mean oh my God, yeah, let's make him sound like an idiot. Playback any speech you want to play back from fucking Biden. He sounds like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 3:Give me a speech where he doesn't sound like an idiot, I'll be impressed.
Speaker 2:It's crazy, bro, I don't know what he said.
Speaker 1:He doesn't even know what he said.
Speaker 2:They have no leader at all. No, they don't. The democrats have no leader. It's crazy like, when you really think about it, it's like they have nobody. That's like good enough that they can be like yes, this is our standard bearer nobody oh no, they don't have it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's no flag bearer. There's no captain, there's no admiral at the house.
Speaker 3:I was watching one of them the other day throwing each other under the bus.
Speaker 1:Now it's beautiful it was like.
Speaker 3:It was like two democrats right, I forget who the fuck it was, but there was like two democrats talking about it and they were like yo look like like, if you just think about it, like telsey gilbert camera yeah, whatever fucking name was, uh and uh, she's awesome. What?
Speaker 1:was that.
Speaker 3:Oh, rfk, you know they're like. They're like they were like just suggesting, like common sense, other opinions, like maybe we shouldn't do this, this is kind of fucking stupid. And then the Democrats went so far to like, oh, you guys aren't even Democrats, you don't belong in our party, and kicked them out. He's like you banished them for even suggesting something that wasn't the narrative of the Democrats. And he's like you're literally terming Democrats against their own beliefs. You're making Democrats Republicans because you fucking guys are just like oh, this is so fucking dumb, you're retarded. You don't believe that fucking men are women.
Speaker 3:Whatever the fucking stupid shit is? It's like you guys are just so retarded. You're kicking people out of your own fucking You're making too much sense.
Speaker 2:You're not left enough. Yeah, become more woke. What's wrong with you? Don't you know that women are born with penises?
Speaker 3:Make a good birth out of their cocks.
Speaker 2:I mean, I fucking hate it when they're like oh so what's a woman? Are you kidding me? What is a woman they don't want to answer?
Speaker 3:I can't answer that question, I mean it's philosophical, what's a woman, it's how you feel.
Speaker 1:Do you feel like a woman or do you not feel like a woman?
Speaker 2:Feel like a woman.
Speaker 1:What stage of a woman do you feel like? Do you feel like you're going through your menstrual cycle? Do you think you're going through menopause Like? I feel like I'm a 74-year-old lady going through menopause right now.
Speaker 3:I think the best one is the black guy who identifies as a 35-year-old white man. Oh man.
Speaker 2:Mrs Doubtfire fucked them all up. That's what happened, yeah.
Speaker 3:They're like we can do this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, years later, oh man. But yeah, yeah man, it's nuts out there.
Speaker 3:It is.
Speaker 2:I mean, who cares? I mean, at the end of the day it doesn't matter. I'm glad we are where we are. I mean, they look terrible During the yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, now apparently.
Speaker 2:The address to Congress.
Speaker 3:Somebody put forward legislation to have the overturn I think it's the 22nd Amendment and have it so that presidents could have three terms.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow. I'm waiting for that to happen.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was waiting for some sort of loophole or something for Trump to find to get another term out of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean, yeah, I like Trump right loophole or something for like trump to find to like get another term out of it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, you know I like trump right, but like it's, he's in four years he's not gonna be able to get enough done and make enough stick, you know yeah that, like we were talking about the uh, the taxes and how he wants to get rid of the fucking taxes you know for for overtime taxes, for tips, you know, and he's wants to get rid of the fucking taxes you know for for overtime taxes, for tips, you know, and he's trying to pass through the house because then it becomes a law.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:And once it becomes a law it's harder to overturn than an executive order. Yeah, you know, the next president coming in could just wipe away all the executive orders.
Speaker 3:But if he makes it a law now, somebody has to propose the idea of getting rid of that law, which instantly makes them look bad to the civilians you know means that they're not getting reelected in whatever capacity they're in, you know, because they're going to look at it like this guy's fucking us wants us to pay more taxes, you know, which is why Trump's doing it. You know so, but you need a guy or a girl, or whatever, Whatever it. Whatever's going to run next.
Speaker 2:You need a person.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's going to come in and keep the country running. Good, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I definitely hear that. And I mean they're saying even like his son could run, jd Vance could run, but they say that JD is like pretty crazy a little bit. Jd Vance could run, but they say that JD is like pretty crazy a little bit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's a little more conservative. He's got a little crazy ideas.
Speaker 2:He's a little more right than most.
Speaker 3:Plus, like prior to Biden, pretty much like when you become vice president of the country.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You're basically like that's the end of your career.
Speaker 1:What about Joe Biden?
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly that's what I said, besides Biden.
Speaker 2:Well, you've got to wait a year or four years to take it off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:And then what about?
Speaker 3:Bush Bush.
Speaker 1:Yeah, george Bush. Yeah, he was the vice president. He's a Republican. Yeah, but he was the vice president.
Speaker 3:Why To who? Yeah who. Why was George Bush the vice president?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I believe George Bush was a vice president and then he turned president. Nah, I don't think so I will look this up.
Speaker 3:I will make sure that the Don't know shit, doug, here he goes, don't know shit it's not coming.
Speaker 2:Throw it in some showing everybody how he doesn't know shit oh my goodness let's see if he knows this come on, I can fucking hear the text fucking typing I can smell the wood burning. He's reading he's like oh, right now in his head. He's like how could I be wrong?
Speaker 3:how could I be wrong? How could I be wrong, George Bush?
Speaker 1:So yeah, it says George Herbert Walker Bush. June 12th of 1924 to November Whoa Was the 41st president of the United States, serving from 1989 to 1993, a member of the Republican Party.
Speaker 3:When was he a vice president?
Speaker 1:He also served as the 43rd vice president from 1981 to 1989 under Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 3:Because Reagan was killed.
Speaker 1:And then he kept going.
Speaker 3:Reagan didn't get killed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Ronald Reagan didn't get killed. No, he was an actor for a while, but he lived a while and he was in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he got the wheelchair thing. Yeah, he died an old man. Yeah, he got killed by old age.
Speaker 2:But that's funny. Well, maybe he was, I don't know man, I didn't stop paying attention to politics until after Bill Clinton. I understand.
Speaker 1:Once I was like presidents get blowjobs.
Speaker 2:Exactly. I was like, wait a minute, I pay a little attention, I'm in the wrong fucking field. Yeah, and then it wasn't until many moons later that I actually paid attention. Speaking of that, I was looking at the other day and it brought up monica lewinsky yeah, no, well, that's a different subject uh, no, I was looking up.
Speaker 1:Well, it was a subject on monica lewinsky. Do you know how old she was? Like 20 something 21?
Speaker 2:yeah, okay, well, they had a documentary on her for you bill and he and he was 50.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Honestly, I mean I don't like his wife, but he's my hero.
Speaker 1:No, you'd blow.
Speaker 2:And they got him on the lie. You know, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Yeah, you a liar. Yeah, you a liar. You should have just came out and been like I got a blowjob, man, and I put a cigar in that shit.
Speaker 3:I didn't fuck her. I got a blue job.
Speaker 2:And then they found a nut on a dress.
Speaker 3:Damn who doesn't swallow for the president? You fucking piece of shit. That should have been a bigger problem. That should have been the real problem right there.
Speaker 1:You should swallow that presidential order.
Speaker 3:You're 21 years old. You're blowing the president. You swallow that fucking nut. That's right Clean it up, you get the whole thing down, you gargle with that man. She fucking wiped the mouth Off her purpose. She's like I need evidence. She promised me a job. I need evidence.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I need security Calculating assholes. You gotta watch these bitches, man.
Speaker 2:You know, they always got a plot.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, she's the traveling one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they always got a plot. Oh yeah, she's the traveling one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but from what I understand, well, when I watched, like the documentary on it or whatever, they were talking about how, like you know, they had a relationship, you know, and like I think that you would meet them places outside of like just the Oval Office.
Speaker 1:A relationship with a 21-year-old bro.
Speaker 2:Come on now. Hey, listen, you know man of power, you know leader of the world at the time.
Speaker 1:That's not really a relationship.
Speaker 2:That's a powerful cock.
Speaker 3:This cock leads the free world. I mean, that would be my fucking line. I would be like this cock controls the free world. You gonna suck it or not?
Speaker 1:I rest this cock on the football every night, nuclear codes. I lay my dick on the nuclear codes.
Speaker 3:I lay my dick on the nuclear codes. I mean it knows the secrets, yeah.
Speaker 1:My dick's got nuclear explosion power.
Speaker 3:One of the aliens is right in the tip.
Speaker 2:I mean, you could easily like call in favors, you know.
Speaker 1:So you wanted to get her something. You know help her out. Whatever money, whatever. Yeah, the only thing she got was double fucked. Her career was fucked after that. Oh yeah, nobody wanted to touch her with a nine-foot pole because nobody wanted fucking.
Speaker 3:Hillary, everyone was like Bill. Really Bill. Yeah, bill, you could have blew a senator better than that. Like Bill.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, you see his fucking wife. Man, exactly. You see that hound dog senator, a bit better than that like bill. Yeah, exactly, do you see his fucking wife exactly you see that hound dog, that was five star pussy to bill. Yeah, jesus christ well, no, I don't think so. I I think that was probably like third tier for bill, because remember he was, he constantly went to epstein island, so definitely way better looking 15-year-olds. Right exactly.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I mean the only real reason why they even found out about that was because they were like heavily pursuing him.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Who's that? Bill or Epstein?
Speaker 3:Bill.
Speaker 2:Bill. They were heavily. He was heavily being pursued for like other things.
Speaker 3:You know, prosecutor, you know they were going after oh yeah, because he got caught with a bunch of fucking spending.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like really yeah, yeah, yeah, they were going trying to go after him about all kinds of other shit, and then that kind of came up and that prosecutor got wind of it.
Speaker 1:So, like the al capone style, they wanted to go after him for one thing, but shortly after bill clinton was like when they when they found fucking uh uh.
Speaker 3:Like under george bush jr was when like they were like finding, like uh, was it fucking uh wiener, whatever his name was yeah, anthony wiener yeah, and then they like uncovered, like all those senators spending like five thousand dollars a fucking, a hooker, you know like oh, that was elliot splitzer, yeah elliot split Splitzer Fucking.
Speaker 2:Anthony.
Speaker 3:Weiner was sending pictures to bitches, they uncovered there was five or six of these senators that were spending tax dollars on $5,000 a night hookers.
Speaker 2:It was like hundreds of thousands of dollars in paid escorts. It was wild.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fucking, really wild shit, and that's like Bill Clinton started that that's when they really started investigating all that shit.
Speaker 1:Did they go to jail for that Did? Lena go to jail for that. So once again, they just got thrown out of office and they get all mad about Doge going in there. It's like oh.
Speaker 3:I lost my job, oh well. Let me go work for Pfizer now. Let me go work for a company that doesn't care. I'm going to work for a company that doesn't care. I'm spending 10 grand on fucking hookers, you know.
Speaker 1:Wait, Pfizer doesn't. Are they hiring?
Speaker 3:Fuck. No, they don't give a shit bro.
Speaker 1:Are they hiring?
Speaker 3:Pfizer's like yo, we'll pay for it, but when we need you, we're going to use that against you, oh shit.
Speaker 2:It says, in 2008,. Spitzer finance his his career on pursuing uh financial crimes and corruption. Was implicated oh my god, I can't even say implicated in a federal investigation into a high-end escort service called emperor's club vip, and he was client number nine number nine on the list in a wired tap conversation arranging for an escort to meet him at the Washington DC hotel. Wow.
Speaker 3:Clinton was client number one.
Speaker 2:The scandal led to an immense political and public backlash, forcing him to resign as governor in March of 08. That was when everything was going to shit.
Speaker 3:I wish.
Speaker 2:I had money, then yeah, me too Be snatching up them properties.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think those properties are still for sale.
Speaker 2:No, them shits got bought up, damn near nothing's left now.
Speaker 1:Buffalo is completely wide open.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck want to live in Buffalo Exactly.
Speaker 1:That's why all the houses are still open in.
Speaker 2:Buffalo yeah, I was looking at Texas. Were you? Yeah, there's some decent houses down in Texas, you know 300,000, 400,000. You Are you? Yeah, there's some decent houses down in Texas, you know 300,000, 400,000.
Speaker 3:You get like 500 square feet, 5,000,. Yeah, everything's big in Texas, everything's bigger there. Yeah, it's crazy out there, yeah.
Speaker 1:I heard, if you have 10 acres, that's like a postage stamp Probably. That's nothing for that area.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a big motherfucking state.
Speaker 1:Big and flat.
Speaker 2:I look at those places, but I'll never move.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I went to Texas once. I'm fucking stuck here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I hate it here.
Speaker 2:I was driving across.
Speaker 1:Texas and I went to sleep. I was like six hours into Texas.
Speaker 2:Your ass hurt.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Your ass hurt after that.
Speaker 1:What? Driving for six hours.
Speaker 2:I don't know, you went to sleep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I went to sleep. Were you still driving you?
Speaker 2:were driving for hours.
Speaker 3:Wait, did you drive six hours sleeping? I was trying to catch on to something there, my father was driving.
Speaker 1:I was young at the time, so I was in the car, I was driving through Texas. After about six hours I fell asleep. I asleep. I woke up probably like four or five hours later. I'm like where are we? My dad's like, yeah, we're still in texas. I was like yeah, we've been in texas for like 10 and a half hours he's like yep it's a big state.
Speaker 1:So I'm like all right, I'm gonna get another like hour to sleep. So I closed my eyes, woke back up like a few hours later and I'm like yeah, he's still in texas. And he's like yep, we're still in texas. And I woke up and drove with them for another 10 hours and we were still in fucking Texas.
Speaker 3:That was a big rating story.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was terrible. Trust me, as grueling as it was for me to tell the story, it was 20 times worse being in the car.
Speaker 3:Any of you listeners are still awake?
Speaker 2:I just think about all of like you know the laws you broke driving that rig. You're supposed to like rest after like five or six hours Back in those days, bro.
Speaker 3:I'm going Back in those days it was just like keep sniffing, Keep sniffing.
Speaker 1:They serve methamphetamines in the coffee machines at the truck stop.
Speaker 2:We're getting there tonight boys.
Speaker 1:This load's got to go. You're taking this load from New York to California tonight. That's a three-hour drive, no it ain't, boy?
Speaker 2:This load's got to go.
Speaker 1:You're taking this load from New York to California Tonight.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, man. That's a three-hour drive. No name boy. It's funny. I looked into truck and stuff. Yeah, I mean it depends. They make a couple of dollars a mile and then fuel cost is crazy. It's not a lot. I mean there's money to be made.
Speaker 3:There is, but there isn't. You, it's not a lot. I mean, there's money to be made. There is, but there isn't.
Speaker 1:You've got to have a good setup to really make money. Yeah, you have to have a fleet and sending them out there.
Speaker 2:You need to be able to go from A to B with a load drop, the load off pick another load up and go back to A or go to C If you don't have a good setup it's like you go to A to B and now you don't have a good setup, and it's like you go to a to b and now you don't have a load. Now you go back. Yeah, now you, just now you didn't make any fucking. Now you just lost money. Yeah, gotta fucking sit up and wait.
Speaker 1:That's what the dispatching world is all about yeah, exactly, and clientele and like moving freight and all that.
Speaker 2:So it's all about who you know you know it's funny, trucks built the roads. If there was no trucks, there'd be no parkways or highways or anything.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that makes sense yeah, where'd you learn that disney cartoon?
Speaker 3:yeah, that's what I like when people are like, oh, gas prices don't really matter. You know, it's like gas prices matter the most out of anything ever. Yeah, every fucking thing that you fucking ever got ever. Yeah, it's because of gas.
Speaker 1:What are you talking about? My Amazon package just shows up my Amazon just comes.
Speaker 3:Amazon comes in an electric car. Now it's an electric truck Made by Rivian.
Speaker 1:Plants need electrolytes.
Speaker 2:You know what's crazy you ever seen, the they're going to stop it now, but they had drones that they were using to deliver packages.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, they're trying.
Speaker 2:And they stopped it because people were saying that their dogs and animals were getting hurt by the packages fucking dropping. And I saw some videos. Them shits hit the ground fucking hard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like shh.
Speaker 2:You see, it bah, and a lot of times, if the pilot's not that great, I don't know who's flying the thing, but they get it in the wrong yard. Yeah, Now you got to go to your neighbor's house. Oh yeah, I got to have this package.
Speaker 3:Can't fly. You got fucking drivers that go to the wrong house. Yeah, like actual human beings that drop shit off at the wrong fucking house. You know you can't have a fucking drone guy like, yeah, no, it's the house.
Speaker 1:Could you imagine?
Speaker 3:You can't even see the fucking address.
Speaker 1:If you hated your neighbor's dog and you're like I'm going to order a 20-pound bowling ball to his house tomorrow.
Speaker 2:I'm going to kill that fucking little yapping chihuahua, exactly.
Speaker 1:Hopefully it hits it. Crazy man, crazy, I'll put special instructions on his food bowl. Yeah, crazy man, crazy, I'll put special instructions On his food bowl.
Speaker 2:Yeah Nothing, nothing's funnier than like you know those, like those ring doorbell Fucking videos Of like the fucking the FedEx guy Fucking falling down the stairs.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like what?
Speaker 3:the fuck yeah.
Speaker 2:He turns around. He's walking Boop.
Speaker 3:Eat shit.
Speaker 2:Sucks. You know, wouldn't want to be that guy, but those them things are funny man. And then the guy in the camera Under, like On the rings, like talking to the doorbell oh, are you okay?
Speaker 1:Should I call an ambulance?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I saw one where it was like Cops like coming to raid a house and the guy was on the ring doorbell Like talking shit to the cops, yeah, and they're like trying to like Break the door down and he's like Gotta like reinforce. He's like good luck, you fucking pussies. They're like trying to break and he's like I'm not even fucking home. I told you, fucking assholes, not even there. And they're like you know. They're like we're coming in and they're like Trying to break the door down. He's like Good luck, you fucking pussies.
Speaker 1:He's like talking the whole fucking time. It's so fucking funny, man.
Speaker 3:And then like they get in and there's nobody there, that's great. And then like you see them all leaving Like pissed off, you know, fucked up the door and everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 3:Yeah, as they're leaving, he's like who's paying for my fucking door? You assholes.
Speaker 2:You ever seen the videos of that guy who's like a bounty hunter? He's like a? Dog no no Right dog, he's not the dog.
Speaker 3:But he does his own.
Speaker 2:He does his own Like he's a bail bondsman, and he posts these videos that make it look like he's a cop, but he's not Like he. It's like he went. He didn't make it as a police officer or couldn't get in, and so All of his videos Are like Based around, like knocking on the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a warrant. What are you talking about? You're a bail bondsman. You don't have a warrant.
Speaker 1:I got a warrant oh let me see that hey is.
Speaker 2:Jamie home and he's like fuck you. No, jamie lives here and it's like the guy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, jamie, you know what I look like. You give me the money. I look like a fucking idiot. He's got a mechanic shirt that says Jamie on it. I don't know, jamie, what are you talking about? Oh?
Speaker 2:yeah, like the fucking bench, Exactly. Yeah, yeah, my name is Hello. My name is Like no Jamie's here. Sorry, that job's got to suck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that job's got to suck.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, whatever you get to, like take shit. You know like people put up their house, you get to take a house. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, that's the job for those kind of guys. You know the guys that, like, went through high school and middle school and got beat up on and then they could not make the cop squad, so they fall back to like the next best thing, I think.
Speaker 3:Dog was the best, though, With the paintball guns. He's like you want a cigarette, bro. He's like you know you just need Jesus In your life, man, you know you can get through this. I know you're up For a triple homicide. You know You'll probably be in jail For the rest of your life Getting raped every fucking day Cause you're little. Yeah, but, like you know, just find Jesus in it, you know.
Speaker 1:You guys remember that tiger show.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, I love that guy.
Speaker 3:They were trying to get that guy out for a little while.
Speaker 2:The fucking Tiger King.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What's his?
Speaker 3:name Tiger.
Speaker 2:King, yeah, I don't remember he got some crazy earrings and looked like wild as shit.
Speaker 1:I always felt like when I was you look like Duncan Browning, my brother.
Speaker 3:That's what I was about to say, bro. 100%.
Speaker 1:I was like dude yeah, they know each other.
Speaker 3:Now you know, the real G of that show was the other guy, the other Tiger guy, that had like the seven wives.
Speaker 1:The one that shot himself in the face.
Speaker 3:I don't know, oh no you're talking about. Yeah, he would like groom these bitches like 18, 19 years old, Like get them fake titties and shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, they made a spinoff, he's in the spinoff.
Speaker 2:He's in the spinoff.
Speaker 3:That guy was a G.
Speaker 2:His name was Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic, oh, joe Exotic, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That guy was fucking, that guy was a G. Dog and Joe he would have like calendars of his wives and like fucking be selling like oh, look at my wife's titties.
Speaker 2:He was a gun-toting, mullet-wearing owner of the Greater Winewood Exotic Animal Park in Oklahoma. Omo Carol Baskin, carol Baskin. Yeah, he fucking hit the jail because of Carol Baskin, carol Baskin.
Speaker 3:That fucking bitch took my tiger.
Speaker 1:Fuck Carol Baskin. I hate that goddamn bitch.
Speaker 2:They definitely did a South Park thing on that right.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Did they. I don't remember Baskin's tiger.
Speaker 3:No, no, no.
Speaker 2:Their feud escalated to a point where Joe Exotic was convicted for hiring someone to murder Baskin, along with other charges related to wildlife violations.
Speaker 3:And then, like Carol Baskin, killed her husband 100% and fed it to the tigers In 2020,.
Speaker 2:He got sentenced to 22 years.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were trying to get him out, yeah.
Speaker 2:Trump was like nah, I ain't doing that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean no.
Speaker 2:He's like I heard of it but I'm not doing it, I'll have my people look into it. That was basically what that was, and it just never became anything.
Speaker 1:Well, why would it though? Yeah, like Joe, we all liked. Well, no, we didn't. We didn't, you didn't love that show you were a train wreck. You were like a Jerry Springer show.
Speaker 3:I thought that show was fucking funny.
Speaker 2:Got your fucking bleached ass, hair and shit.
Speaker 1:Dude the craziest part to me in that whole saga. Tight ass jeans Was one of the dudes he was fucking, was fucking chicks all over the park and then walked in and was like check out this new good I got. He was gay, right, I like my new gun. No well, he was like anybody that was in the park. That was a dude, joe would fuck. But then, like, once Joe got his like fucking, then you were free to go fuck whoever.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, so the dudes would be fucking the chance. Oh yeah, the other guy, the real hillbilly dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:it was like spitting the gun and then, all of a sudden, like the round went off and shot himself in the face and killed himself oh, wow yeah, yeah, that was like one of the craziest parts throughout their entire life I was the guy antel, but the gavi and antel was the guy who had like all the fucking little fucking hot wives yeah yeah he was like dude he has his own show.
Speaker 1:They went back and like, talked about his childhood and like everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah they used to ride a quad around.
Speaker 3:It was a full no, he rode an elephant around oh, I didn't see, yeah, he would ride around in a fucking elephant and then he had dude, he had like three wives that like he fucking like they all wore tiger like walk they like, worked for him at like 17, 18 years old. He groomed him into being his wives. It was crazy, bro, that guy was the best he's like.
Speaker 1:You like tigers, you like hanging out with the tigers.
Speaker 3:Let's do a tiger style, let me pounce on you.
Speaker 1:I have tigers. You like them. You want to?
Speaker 3:hang out with them.
Speaker 1:Well, if you don't like me, then you don't like tigers.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That was a wild fucking show. Oh yeah, no, he was very manipulative. And yeah go figure, middle america. Yeah middle america, yeah, just north of texas, I mean really. So I can basically yeah, and then you have what is that? Fucking? Kansas?
Speaker 1:and then nebraska, colorado, missouri, arkansas I don't understand why people want to collect obnoxiously large predators like what's the thing in your life that goes, oh wow, taking that large animal that can rip my face off into my house and like give myself no protection between me and it is a good idea?
Speaker 2:well, a lot of times like uh, they're domesticated in some ways, the ones that they get?
Speaker 3:It's like fucking factors and they're like you know, ex-circus fucking animals.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:That's the fourth chain you broke on my fridge.
Speaker 2:What's crazy too is I mean, think about how much so we have, how populated the earth is right now. Right, yeah, I mean, what do you think? They're in the Amazon? Naturally, who, what? The tigers?
Speaker 3:Oh no, the tiger population.
Speaker 1:Well, no, that's India.
Speaker 3:The wild tiger population. But like the wild tiger population is less than like 50. Yeah, it's not a lot there's like none of them anymore because they kill them.
Speaker 3:You got to feed them like fucking whole chickens. Well, that's a problem. Well, they kill. It's the same thing with bears. Yeah, you know like people live in fucking areas where bears are and they're like oh, bears are in our fucking garbage. It's like no shit. Yeah, no shit. Moved to New York City, asshole. Ain't no bears. You know, fucking, why are you living in the middle of fucking where bears are? You know?
Speaker 1:No, I mean, when it comes down to the tiger thing, that's a little bit different. See guys moving up into the wilderness and like, oh, there's a fucking black bear in my backyard all the time. Yeah well, you leave your garbage out and you leave food out.
Speaker 3:It's the same thing in India, bro. You live in the middle of nowhere fucking India. You got tigers there is no, nowhere.
Speaker 1:India, yeah, there is no there. They won't live on top of each other. It's billions.
Speaker 3:That's New York City, Jerkoff. You go upstate, you got bears. It's the same thing in India. You go to upstate India, you got fucking tigers.
Speaker 1:It's the same shit, upstate India.
Speaker 2:You have Chinese that shoot at you because you're trying to take over their fucking.
Speaker 3:Get away from my city wall, my city wall From the border of India to the other border of India. It's not just wall-to-wall people living on top of each other, fucking Mongolians. That's not the way it happens, bro.
Speaker 1:It's totally like they're swimming on each other. They can't even walk anymore.
Speaker 2:But it is crazy, right.
Speaker 1:The.
Speaker 2:Chinese and the Indians do fight each other a lot.
Speaker 1:Do they? I don't believe them. Yeah, because they share a border.
Speaker 2:And you know what China's doing. They're like shutting down a fucking river that like runs through India, so they can't even like make power or anything.
Speaker 1:Well, speaking of power and speaking of borders, they don't use it to shower China's like you stink.
Speaker 2:Making food with your feet.
Speaker 3:When there's an east wind, I smell you.
Speaker 1:Did you guys hear that Canada is tariffing us today? God fuck them. I know this one's going to hit us personally the whiskey bottles when they were taking them off the shelves. No, this one, it's comical. The electricity, you idiot.
Speaker 2:You bought that already. You fucking idiot.
Speaker 3:It's literally the South Park episode.
Speaker 2:We need Trump to go over there and fuck the Prime Minister to death, dumb fuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to take it off the shelves. What are you going to do? Sell it back to America?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you lost already idiot no refund. You should have just sold it to your people, you dumb fuck.
Speaker 3:That would have been the real fuck you. Oh my God, yeah, so fucking stupid. It's already there.
Speaker 2:You jerk off there you jerk off. You paid for it. No v orders. Yeah, it's just like it's so stupid. You know what it is too. It's like. First of all I never really knew about it, but apparently, like you know, there are there's exclusivity right to certain things and they won't even allow us to sell certain items at all in that country, like maybe certain vehicle, make some models of cars, they won't take it oh, yeah, right so like it hurts us in ways because it's like damn man, nobody drives Chevy up there.
Speaker 1:We're not allowed to sell trucks in China at all.
Speaker 3:There's markets where we wouldn't be able to sell trucks in China. Why not Because they produce their cars so much cheaper in China than we could even afford to sell them.
Speaker 1:Do you think they're better?
Speaker 3:In some ways yeah.
Speaker 2:Plus 95% of the microchips and chips. We get it from them first, so we'd have to mail it in, put it together, mail it back out.
Speaker 1:I heard they were having an issue with getting microchips.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, well, taiwan is a big one.
Speaker 3:Taiwan is the leader in microchips.
Speaker 2:Which is why China wants to take it over?
Speaker 3:Well, they can't. They're talking about it, but they really can't do it. The EPA has too many regulations which maybe Trump's going to get rid of. Well, that's what Lee Zeldin's going to do. There's a lot of toxic. There's a lot of toxicity to you know, I mean chips you know, there's no girl version of computer chips. We need non-binary chips. These are all binary, they all run binary code. We need non-binary code. We can't have this.
Speaker 2:So let's segue into the toxic masculinity a little bit. What do you think about Andrew Tate back in the States?
Speaker 3:Andrew Tate's the man.
Speaker 1:Andrew Tate back in the States. Andrew Tate back in the States. Andrew Tate's the man.
Speaker 3:Andrew Tate back in the. States. I honestly think that bringing Andrew Tate back into the States was so-so.
Speaker 1:I don't really care left, right or in between? What do you mean? Bring him in bro.
Speaker 2:He came here himself.
Speaker 3:I don't think anybody brought him in. No, they brought him in. He wasn't smuggled in.
Speaker 1:He was allowed to come back. Versus like. It's America to come back versus like it's america. He's actually, he's a fucking citizen, free, yeah, and then well, well, I think he's british actually, the whole bringing him back into like america, okay, and then he was brought into marco rubio state. Marco rubio's got his own things going on right now, and now he's getting into a fight with andrew tate, which I think is a wasted expense what are?
Speaker 3:you talking about the center yeah, what are you talking about the senator? What are you talking?
Speaker 1:about Marco Rubio brought him back. No, no, he's upset that he's in his state. He's in Florida right now. Marco Rubio doesn't want him in Florida. He doesn't think that he should have been brought back and, honestly, I think that what do you mean brought back?
Speaker 2:Marco Rubio's an idiot if he doesn't, if he, if he, if he's an american, he would believe in innocence of proven guilty. And they, the injury tape was taken into uh, romanian, like you know, house arrest, yeah, all kinds of things were placed against him in romania.
Speaker 3:It's not america, right like americans have this thing where, like you're guilty until proven innocent in like the whole world, no, romania. They let him out of jail. Yeah, because they didn't have any evidence on him. There's no due process in Romania. So what was the charges? So you?
Speaker 2:would have been held in jail forever Like trafficking and rape or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they said it was trafficking, kidnapping, but the girl that apparently was kidnapped yeah. Was on tape Going out to like get pizza and shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know like it was. Like made up charges from the fucking political Apparently.
Speaker 3:Apparently like From Andrew Tate's mouth. Apparently, the girl told her boyfriend that she was like brought to an Andrew Tate party and like wasn't allowed to leave. And Andrew Tate's like that's what she told her boyfriend because she's a fucking whore and she was here banging us.
Speaker 1:And she didn't want her boyfriend to know she's a fucking whore.
Speaker 3:But the fact that he was let out of a Romanian jail him and his brother were let out of a Romanian jail shows that they didn't have any shred of evidence to even be like, yeah, we're gonna keep you here forever. You know, like, yeah, like they would do, you know yeah, and they took.
Speaker 1:They took his cause away, but they gave him back yep, now I heard he had charges throughout all of europe and, like each country, wants to go after him oh yeah, I'm sure there's other countries that want to go after him.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's why he's here.
Speaker 1:Right. Are there any charges here?
Speaker 3:Even that doesn't make sense, because we work with all these countries. We're not a non-extradition country.
Speaker 2:No, but we don't have to. We extradite only on if we feel like it.
Speaker 3:But all these crimes, like sexual crimes, financial crimes they're far worse in America than they are in the rest of the world. So like, if you go to a country, like if you're a French citizen, right, and in France they don't see financial crimes as a problem, and you're in America and commit a financial crime and you go to France, they're not going to extradite you, right, right, as a problem. And you're in america and committed financial crime, you go to france, they're not going to extradite you, right, right, because that crime you committed in america is not a crime in france and you're a french citizen, right. So when you go to america to seek asylum for a crime that's also a crime in america, they're going to send you back. They're not going to be like, oh no, it's cool, bro, you know. Like no, it's not like that. Like you have to go to a place that's like a non-extradition country, you have to go to fucking, like uh you know, I don't even know, I don't even know the good ones.
Speaker 2:What's his name? Fucking, uh, the wiki leaks guy.
Speaker 1:Fucking, that was hiding in the embassy for fucking like forever.
Speaker 2:He couldn't even leave.
Speaker 3:He was living there, so like that's the thing it's like it doesn't make any sense that he's like hiding in America. You're not hiding in America. America has some of the craziest laws, for, as free as we are, we actually have the most laws out of most fucking countries in the world. You know, it's just that we have the due process system. So like guilty till proven innocent, but that's why you got arrested first. Right, innocent until proven guilty. Yeah, well, that's the thing. You're guilty until proven innocent because you get arrested first.
Speaker 3:Then you have to prove you didn't do it. There's no fucking actual process. Only rich people get the old like, oh, we're going to look for you and they're like, oh, but I didn't do that. Look, I was here, like all the rest of us, get arrested, and then it's like, okay, prove, I didn't do that, you know, like that's, that's what you have to do, that's why you pay lawyers, you know right, yeah, nobody's ever called to find out where I was on thursday and like all the rich people get that treatment only like what was it a murder?
Speaker 1:well, I mean, even if it was like a misdemeanor, they should still be asking me those kind of questions, right? Yeah, they don't question you Like where were you on the night of the 6th?
Speaker 2:Exactly, did you break that pot bench?
Speaker 3:Right Criminal mischief.
Speaker 2:We have camera footage.
Speaker 3:The only time you even get an expression is if you're caught with drugs. But to be honest with you, most Most of the time that I'm getting involved with police officers.
Speaker 1:I'm right next to the issue itself.
Speaker 2:It is crazy, right? So, yes, you'll get arrested, right? Law is fucked up and retarded A lot of times. What the cops will do? They arrest you, you go to jail, you have your day in court. That's what it's all about. We'll have your day in court. You know what I'm saying, and it depended upon the crime you may or may not be put into a facility?
Speaker 1:No, no, it also depends on how much money you make.
Speaker 3:Well, that's what it comes down to, yeah, well, yeah, I mean, if you can afford the bail, yeah, but nowadays in New York State, bail reform.
Speaker 2:you can fucking stamp somebody in the street. You'll be out tomorrow, Not us.
Speaker 3:Not us, not us. Yeah, we're a little light-skinned for that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, but you know, there's people that will get that. Yeah.
Speaker 3:For us they're like you look like you could afford an attorney.
Speaker 1:Exactly. They're like how much money can we get? You're going to stay there until you get one it's like I don't have any money.
Speaker 3:That's right.
Speaker 1:You caught the Wrong fish. I'm broke as a joke. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate you, as always, coming down and hanging out with us this one's a little bit longer than normal and thank you for sticking with us to the end. I know long-form podcasts are a little bit different these days and we always appreciate you. Please like and subscribe. Hit all those little buttons down below on all our different little formats that you guys are listening to us on. We appreciate you. Please like and subscribe. Hit all those little buttons down below on all our different little formats that you guys are listening to us on. We appreciate you and, as always, ryan, you get this one Baka.