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We Should’ve Been Arrested for This Halloween

• Douglass, Angelo, and Ryan • Season 1 • Episode 19

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Episode 19 — “We Should’ve Been Arrested for This Halloween”

A rusty cold open quickly spirals into a full-blown nostalgia trip — back when “Halloween mischief” meant snowball ambushes, bikes that actually went places, and mailbox baseball that occasionally hit back. From there, the crimes get dumber: stolen flamingos, sporked lawns, and karma so real it’s why some of us don’t decorate anymore. It’s comedy, confession, and community service all rolled into one.

Then things get weird. We argue whether the ocean or space would kill us slower, talk about sonar giving whales anxiety, and somehow end up debating alien physics because a space rock didn’t follow the rules. Curiosity turns into chaos as we spiral into missile tests, Starlink hacks, and why Space Force sounds like a Call of Duty DLC.

Culture sneaks in between laughs — White House makeovers, third-term rumors, and the irony of applying for citizenship in countries with actual kings. We even go full true-crime hipster with an Ed Gein binge and question how far “fascination” can go before it’s just creepy.

And just when it couldn’t get dumber, we confess the ultimate tragedy: our fried SD card that nuked half a season. It’s the perfect metaphor for this show — hilarious, messy, and somehow still alive.

If you love bad decisions, conspiracy tangents, and the kind of storytelling that starts with “we probably shouldn’t say this…,” this one’s for you.

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SPEAKER_03:

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming and hanging out with us once again. This is your host. Don't know talk and don't know. I can't talk right now. Don't know shit, Doug. Don't even know his fucking name. Yeah, not at all. Want to redo it? Yep, redo. We're gonna turn that one back and cut that out. All right. Um, well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome to Talking Shit. This is your host, Don't Know Shit Doug. As always, hanging out with Ryan and Angela. What's up, guys? What's up? Hey, very rusty. Yes, very rusty. Didn't roll off the tongue at all. That was pathetic.

SPEAKER_05:

Dirty.

SPEAKER_03:

So what's up, guys? How are how's everybody doing? It's Halloween's coming. Halloween is coming. The time is coming.

SPEAKER_06:

Because when this airs, it's gonna be Christmas.

SPEAKER_03:

So, did you guys get all the presents under the tree this year? Yeah, they're there. Mm-hmm. How was your Thanksgiving?

SPEAKER_06:

How was your New Year's celebration? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

New Year's, New Year's, yeah. What's your uh New Year's resolution?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

No, but uh yeah, Halloween's coming, and uh, I saw this uh thing on um Jesse Waters. He was interviewing Kid Rock. Oh and in one in one segment it was like, you know, well, what are you gonna be for Halloween? So Jesse was like, uh, you know, he's going as shaggy. He's like, Oh, I'm actually gonna go, you know, I'm gonna look like you, he says to Kid Rock, because I guess his long hair or whatever and how he dresses. And then uh he was like, you know, what are you going as? And Kid Rock fucking put a mask on, like a like a COVID mask. And he's like, I'm going as a retard. That's awesome. Uh yeah. I thought that was great. But uh yeah, man. Uh that's it, man. Halloween's coming. People don't eggs, people don't bomb anymore.

SPEAKER_03:

Nothing. People don't do anything cool anymore. Yeah, everything's shutting down. There are no bars, there's nobody going out, there's nobody doing anything. Nobody beating up people with socks with rocks in them.

SPEAKER_06:

No, yeah, paintball guns. Yeah. The hell's going on in this room. Honestly, I think it's soft. It's the participants. It should be marshmallows, not Gen X. Marshmallows. Yeah, I guess. They would like it better too.

SPEAKER_07:

Life was a little uh different growing up for us.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. A lot harder. Yeah, but a lot more fun. Yeah, man. Yeah. I think it was good not knowing everything that was going on as it was going on, right? Because, like, you know, oh yeah, social media and all that stuff really wasn't there.

SPEAKER_06:

No, we had to worry about when we were really fucking like 10, 12 years old, we had to worry about getting our asses kicked. Not who was running for president, what's going on in the world. That's true, you know. We were like, man, if I fucking stand here too long, my dad's gonna hit me. My dad's gonna hit me for standing around. I better find something to do.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, but we were always outside doing something. Yeah, we were always on our bikes.

SPEAKER_06:

That's why, because you'd be in the house and they'd be like, get the fuck out of my house. You know how much you cost me. Yeah. Yeah, they did not want us in the house when they were home. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

We hate you, motherfuckers. But it was a beautiful time, man. You just went out, you rode your bike, there were no phone phones, so you just rode over to somebody's house, knocked on their door, asked their mom if they were home. Hopefully they were. If not, you're on your bike trying to search for them.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, they're like, no, they went out with fucking Kev. You're like, fuck, Jet Hey Kev. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Hang out, Kev.

SPEAKER_06:

Fuck. Kev sucks. Kev got here first.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, yeah. That's because the news that was like, you know, they they put out that, you know, eight, nine o'clock, whatever time it was, they were like, it's nine p.m. Do you know where your children are? Oh, it was 10 o'clock. Oh, it was 10 p.m. Yeah. That's pretty late. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, you gotta know. Yeah, but by then you gotta know.

SPEAKER_06:

But the summertime, you know, the light, the street lights came on like 9 30, so it was like 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are? Yeah, it was like that. That's a crazy thing.

SPEAKER_00:

That like they'd be sitting around, like, oh you know, motherfucker, where are you assholes?

SPEAKER_03:

I haven't seen that little asshole in like four hours. Open the door and bitch. And your your shed's on fire.

SPEAKER_04:

You're like, Yo god damn it, you can. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

These kits. Yeah, man. I mean, you know, I I rode my bike all over the damn place, places I probably should have never gone.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

You know, I made it back in one piece.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, dude, public transportation was probably the worst thing in my life. I would jump on it and just be out and go into different towns when I was younger. Yeah, you just jump on a bus. Yeah, we jump on buses and trains, go to the city.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, you could afford that shit. I couldn't afford that shit as a kid. It was like a dollar twenty-five plus another fifty cents for a transfer. I mean, you had to now it's like five dollars to go anywhere. You had to commit to it. I don't even remember actually. I think it was like three bucks, but yeah. No, yeah. I used to always go to the mall. I was like a mall rat. Yeah. Fucking walk around the mall and shit. Yeah, we would go star fights at the mall. No money. I had no money going there. No money.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know why I was there. We would like steal liquor from someone's parents and like pour it into a Snapple bottle and go walk around the fucking mall and just star fights. Just get hard up and best is when it was snowing out, we'd be fucking throwing snowballs at people, like going to the mall, we'd be on the parking garage, like the top level of the parking garage. Just bombing people into the mall. Hitting cars and shit.

SPEAKER_00:

People fucking, you motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_06:

The best is when you hit a car and they get out, and then you just nail them. Dumbass.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, the good old days.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, it was fucking great.

SPEAKER_03:

It was great. I know what I'm doing this winter. Bringing the kids over to the mall. We're gonna throw snowballs.

SPEAKER_06:

Fuck yeah, bro. It's life learning right there. And there's like three different exits. So like everyone would just run to different stairwells and hope that you didn't get your ass beaten. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

You weren't the one. You know. You don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your friends.

SPEAKER_07:

Yep. I saw a video online. This guy, he his like he tells his son to like ding-dong ditch the neighbor or whatever.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, such a good video.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, you saw that? Oh, yeah. And the kid's like, I'm supposed to ding dong ditch you. And he's like, supposed to fucking run. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03:

Is that your dad? Yeah. Yeah. He said it's a uh life-building moment.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, I hope that was fake, but still, like that was a fake video. That shit was funny though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

She caught me. Then run, stupid.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, I mean, it was all kinds of stuff growing up with it you heard about, you know, ding dong ditch, fucking. And I never did like the dog shit and the brown bag on fire and something like that. I never did that. No, that's a little too crazy. Exactly. First of all, I don't really want to mess with some dog shit.

SPEAKER_03:

And to be honest with you, I don't think anybody that sees a flaming bag on their porch is going to step on it.

SPEAKER_06:

Like when in your life fuck it, you're going to 100%. You're going to do it. That's going to be your first reaction. Like, ah, fuck. It's 100% going to work. You're going to be like, fuck, fuck.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean, the thought of it, you see the bag there. You know the moment you see a flaming bag, the only flaming bag in your life that you've ever heard about, ever.

SPEAKER_07:

Was the flaming bag of shit.

SPEAKER_03:

Was the flaming bag of shit. So you see it, you're like, oh, flaming bag of dog shit on my doorstep. All right. I guess somebody hates me. No, you walk inside your kitchen, grab a cup of water, splash it on it, and now you're dealing with like a soggy.

SPEAKER_07:

Wet, wet, burnt bag of dog shit.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know if that's better.

SPEAKER_03:

It's not on your foot.

SPEAKER_06:

Jump over it, run down the block and try to catch the person that did it. There you go. And then bring him back and rub his nose in it. Yeah. Well, it's still on fire.

SPEAKER_03:

Bring the flaming mat doormat with you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Is this yours? Did you leave something?

SPEAKER_07:

Fucking hey. Yeah, there was something like uh really crazy thing. Oh, I shouldn't say crazy. I mean, you know, you always heard about like guys in their, you know, they get a group of people and they're in their cars, they're driving around and they're playing like mailbox baseball, you know, old school shit. Oh, yeah. We didn't have that. We had people grabbing trash cans and dragging them out of the side of the car and throwing them down a fucking street.

SPEAKER_06:

Trashing them to the back of other cars.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, there were some people I know who threw garbage cans. It was kind of ridiculous. Yep.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, yep. We did that.

SPEAKER_03:

What was the big what what was the baseball bat to the mailbox game? I don't know. I mean, that was basically it. Yeah. Smack your mailboxes that's like. But it's called something. Like it has a name. Mailbox baseball. Yeah, it sounds like it's no no no.

SPEAKER_07:

I think it rolls off the tongue better than that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, we gotta find its official name. Yeah, I think I I yeah, I gotta Google this.

SPEAKER_06:

It's not an ESP on the Ocho. You've been watching it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

It was it was definitely like uh a rural area kind of thing to do.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, it wasn't around here.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, I did it in Kentucky. Oh, there you go. It is a it is a blast. You also tip cows. Yeah. No, I have not. I I actually went shrewd. I went shrew hunting when I was. Why would I rape a cow? You did some Tom Green shit, didn't you? I think he just licked nipples.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't think he did rape it.

SPEAKER_06:

USDA this motherfucker. Raping it. I know you tenderize the cows for us.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I I don't understand the like bestiality. Like, no.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. You don't understand it? You don't have to understand it. Do it.

SPEAKER_03:

I guess not. I mean don't try to think about it.

SPEAKER_07:

Just do it.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. That's how peer pressure works. Only Kentucky friends are doing it. You didn't do it. Just say it.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh no, no. I've never been in no. I'm not even gonna justify that. I've never been inside a cow. But a cow might have been inside of me.

SPEAKER_07:

Wow. Well, I mean, if you drink its milk. You dirty. Dirty cow, you drinking that paste milk. Give me that milk. Non-pasteurized. Yeah. Yeah. Good old days. Yeah. That was before real responsibilities, I think.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, that word ruins lives, man. People think that's like the worst thing ever. Responsibilities.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

And then you just keep adding responsibilities. Like, oh, I can handle that responsibility. Oh, let me see if I can take on this dumb shit. You know? It fucking ruins your life.

SPEAKER_07:

Uh yeah. Well, you gotta come up with uh systems.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, systems.

SPEAKER_07:

You know, you gotta like figure out how to handle that responsibility. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. I got about as much responsibility as I want. That's about it.

SPEAKER_07:

Well, that's it.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03:

Take as much as you can handle.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

So that's why what's it called, bro? Up north. It's called mail, or you're right. It's called mailbox baseball. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

We are kind of up north, you know.

SPEAKER_03:

Right. But remember, I I wasn't always up north. I was also down south. So where I actually played mailboxing, and that's the southern term for it. Mailboxing. Mailboxing was the name of the term in the club.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Definitely sounds like something.

SPEAKER_07:

That was like when you jumped out of the car with your boxing gloves on.

SPEAKER_03:

You just fight it. Mike Tyson, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna come back for you. I'm gonna get you.

SPEAKER_07:

That everybody won. Sometimes the box fights back. Honestly, it does though.

SPEAKER_06:

So I'll tell you who cemented this thing.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I'll tell you, for instance, like, yeah, we were going through, and I this is way past like 20 years, so there's nobody that can come after me now for it. So I can put her on the air. Let's hope. We're coming through the neighborhood. Let's hope someone comes.

SPEAKER_06:

We're completely comes and smashes mailbox off your ass.

SPEAKER_03:

We're belligerently drunk. We're all like uh in like piled up in this car. We're driving down the road. It must be like four in the morning. Pull out the baseball bat. We start swinging, start, and then the um what was it? The the sh uh tin metal starts flying through the air, just one right after another. We're shredding these things. And then we hit the one that was completely concreted, and you hit that thing, and your whole arm just fucking big. Metal bat or wood bat. What's that? The metal bat. So it just vibrated. Didn't break. What? No, it just vibrated throughout your entire hand, body, arm. It felt you're like your um elbow was about to explode, just rip out the side. It was god awful. Yeah, yeah. Like I bowed out of that night that time. I was like, oh, I'm done.

SPEAKER_07:

The bat came back and like smashed your fucking side panel.

SPEAKER_03:

The bat no, the bat bounced off the thing and flew like 20 feet like out into the field somewhere. I don't, we didn't even get the bat back. It's gone. Yeah, the bat's gone.

SPEAKER_06:

They threw like a bowling bull out of the car, like another car. Fucking ricochet. It ricocheted back and just smashed like the little, it was like a beretta. Oh, the fucking corner window. Like corner window in this other kid's face. Oh wow. Oh my god, that wasn't I wasn't even there, but just remembering the stories they were telling me about that night, it was just hilarious.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean he goes to throw it like through a back window of a car and hits like the back quarter of the car and just comes back at it and smashes that window.

SPEAKER_05:

Um retots.

SPEAKER_03:

Can I ask why the gentleman was trying to volley a cannonball into the other car? It was a bowling ball. Well, I mean, still.

SPEAKER_06:

Because why not? That's why. When you got drunk as an 18-year-old in fucking limitown, this is the kind of dumb shit you did. Like, I'm gonna try this.

SPEAKER_03:

But you won't.

SPEAKER_06:

You're like, oh my god, dude. Pull it's like garbage night, you're like, pull out a ball. Is that bowling ball? You're like, yeah, all right, what are we gonna do with it? We're gonna have to smash somebody's window with this. Day's gonna be horrible tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. They did we my friends in Levitown did some retarded shit, man. They fucking they would take like full drink, like cups of soda, you know, they would go to like Taco Bell or whatever and get like fucking, you know, a meal and be like, oh, I don't want this soda. Yeah, like some random person riding their bike down the hemstead turn bike would get fucking blasted with retarded shit.

SPEAKER_03:

I have idiots. I have a lot of lawn ornaments, lawn ornaments that I am afraid to put out. I don't want to put them out in front of my house. I because I know what will happen.

SPEAKER_06:

Like, I used to steal that shit and tear shit up.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, and I have some really nice stuff that I don't want to put out there. I got this lady that comes out of a chair and floats about like five feet off the ground. I got uh I got a scarecrow. I got some really cool stuff.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm never gonna do it because I'm scared of karma, man. You know? Exactly. It's good, they're gonna come back. Like if I if I own a house and decorated it, like karma's gonna come. People are gonna come fucking flaming dog shit. Stealing my ornaments, fucking, you know. Yeah. Oh my god, they're just gonna throw fucking flaming dog shit bags at my head. Like both of cocktails with shitting them. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03:

They're gonna rate it down with catapults on you.

SPEAKER_07:

I mean, I've heard of like uh people stealing, you know, people's fucking Halloween decorations and shit like that. Oh, we were we were brutal.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Oh yeah. In fact, one night what we did was we took all the lawn decorations and we picked them up and we brought them over across the street to the other guy across the street. And we said all his shit up on Androids. All awesome. So it looked like the guy had double the amount of decorations.

SPEAKER_04:

So you try to start shit with the neighbors. Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

You know, I mean, you gotta be fun about it at this point in time. I mean you've stolen enough like decorations, fountains, uh furniture, everything along the way that you're like, what am I actually gonna do with it? Nothing, might as well do something fun with it. Let's go set it up over there. Yeah, just being a menace in the town. Of course, you gotta shake some shit up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, those the scandals don't happen unless you you like light the powder keg.

SPEAKER_06:

You know, my idiot friends one time on like 4th of July, they went around taking everyone's American flags off people's houses and then just put it all over that house, like all over. I'm like, you guys are retarded, man. You guys walking up and down the blocks in your neighborhood stealing flags, yeah, and then now the house with no flags has a hundred flags on it. Like, yeah, I just pulled up to like pick them up one day, and it's just covered with American flags. Like, just what is this? I'm like, you guys, what the hell are you guys doing, man? Like, Fourth of July is coming. I'm like, where'd you get all the flags? You know, around. Like, you guys are so stupid.

SPEAKER_03:

That's crazy. Yeah. Well, that's like the other day when we were coming through on 4th of July. We come through to a certain port of Levant, a certain point of Lebanon, and as I'm looking around, I'm seeing these flags on all the light posts. I'm like, that's really cool that the town did this. And Angela looks at me and goes, No schmuck. This is probably like one of the neighbors. Leviton didn't do this. Yeah, I was like, Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, Leviton would do it. So like that.

SPEAKER_06:

Definitely one of the old veterans out there.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Fuck yeah, America. He's like, Oh glory, yeah, America.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. He he somehow got like a deal on flags and was like, I'm gonna put these on all the light posts on my street.

SPEAKER_06:

Amazon, Amazon Black Friday deals. Yeah, something happened. So the extra center. This is for all my boys back in Normandy.

SPEAKER_07:

But uh as far as like, you know, uh doing disruptive things to people's property, like um I've heard, you know, obviously, you know, you have people who egged houses and do things like that, toilet paper. But I heard that the worst thing to have happen is like sporking. It's when like they come through with sporks and they stick them all in your lawn. Sporks. Like tons of for like plastic forks throughout your whole lawn. Okay. And just how you g you gotta like manually pull them out. Like that sucks. Yeah, that's uh yeah. At least your lawn is aerated. Well, I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I I guess for as far as pranks, but I mean, there's a lot worse thing that you can do. I mean, arson's pretty fucking bad.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, yeah. Well, well, that that's pushing, that's like criminal. What's about criminal stuff now? I didn't know where we're going with this. Like, no, no, it's not like you know, there's another there's a website, apparently like on the dog web. Oh, where you can spork someone that you can know you it's called gnoming.

SPEAKER_06:

Gnoming?

SPEAKER_07:

And then and you if you pay them a couple hundred bucks or whatever, they'll put gnomes all over their grass. Oh, yeah, that's awesome. Well, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah. And then like if you pay extra, they get it in the house. Yo, can I do that? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

How much would I have to charge to get all of their eyes replaced with cameras?

SPEAKER_07:

The gnome's eyes?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. I I don't know if that's a uh offer.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh I don't know if that's a service. Uh yeah. You want to like you want to spy at them?

SPEAKER_06:

Like uh funny creepy to like creepy creepy. No, no.

SPEAKER_03:

I wouldn't even look, I wouldn't even look at the footage. I would just have it there because when you look at those cameras, they're creepy as fuck. So you'd be like, dude, who's watching me? So you just naturally always have the like weird suspicion that somebody's watching with you. Yeah, so you naturally fuck with their psyche, like and you wouldn't even have to look at look at the camera footage ever. You just wouldn't naturally fuck with them, just like he said. You just went to creepy. Yeah, you did, dude. You just fuck with someone, yeah. You just fuck with someone's head. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06:

Never showering again. But I'm in such shower. You have a gnome in your bathroom. Yeah, my god, yeah, psych ward for it.

SPEAKER_07:

Psych ward. Yeah, man, yeah. I remember when I was a kid, you know, I used to, well, you know, just walking around town, whatever. And uh fucking guy was like walking ahead of me, you know, but he was he was walking towards me, but he was like maybe two two blocks ahead of me, and he like let go of this fucking dog's leash. And the dog's running, and he's like, dog, dog, and I'm like, oh man, that fucking dog's running at me. Yeah, so I'm like, I'm getting the fuck out of here. So there was like I just ran to the house that was there, and I jumped over a wooden stockade fence, and my fucking pants got caught. I was hugging up, I was hung upside down, like, oh fuck, and the dog was on the other side fucking jumping on it.

SPEAKER_03:

Was he like so you were like face to face with this dog over you flipped upside down? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03:

No, it wasn't chain link, it was a stockade wooden fence. Oh, okay. So at least like there was no way for him to get a nip.

SPEAKER_07:

No, not really, but I felt like I heard him fucking scratching on the other side.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, he got his breath through the fence.

SPEAKER_07:

No barking and shit. Nobody in the house came out, which is kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

No, they weren't to go get their camper. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07:

And the fucking, yo, we gotta record this. Like the owner of the dog fucking ran over and was like, oh, my bad, my bad, man. I'm sorry about that. And I'm like, yo, what the fuck? I'm stuck upside down. So he actually like helped me. He ran my leg and let me drop. He's like, Yeah, I got you. Klap. Yeah. And then I you know, I came back off. Oh, he's a nice dog. What I'm like, get the fuck out of here. It was nice dog, nice dog almost bit my ass. You know what's funny? It looked like Lassie. Oh, yeah, it was one of those. Don't count him out. No, I mean, I don't know, man. Dog fucking running at me full speed, and he's yelling, dog, dog. I don't even know his dog's name. Question for you, man.

SPEAKER_03:

When it comes down to it, just the just the word sheepdog. What do you assume when you think of a dog that that is called sheepdog?

SPEAKER_07:

Well, that ain't obviously herd sheep. A dog. A dog. A dog. Yeah, I think about sheepdogs. I think of dogs that are like uh what do they call that? Border collie.

SPEAKER_03:

Right. Yeah. And what's their job? Herding sheep. And what's the job of herding a sheep?

SPEAKER_07:

I'm not a fucking sheep. I don't know nothing about the sheep. Well, they gotta get him into the barn to fucking get him shaved. I don't know. Tell us, Doug. They also have to defend. Tell us about your farm and the time you had on it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Well, Kentucky. Shoo we.

SPEAKER_07:

Come on. Can I get some banjo? That's what I it feels like we're getting into it, though. Oh, well. Can you make me a fucking sweater or something?

SPEAKER_02:

Many times you heard sheep, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Well, no, I'd say with uh the sheep dogs, they they have to defend the sheep. They uh they're out there like fighting off coyotes and things like that. They're protecting them as well as moving them around. Right.

SPEAKER_06:

So From his days as a shepherd.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, you know me, back out there with my crook. Getting them sheep across the creek.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, and that was like Halloween a couple years ago. Doug dressed up as a dog.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

All fours fucking running around with him. Who banged him? He started humping someone's leg.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, I mean, it makes sense, whatever. You know, you want to protect your animals or whatever. And uh they're shaving him. I mean, you don't really eat a sheep, right? Yes. Oh, you can. Lamb. Yeah, not me. Oh. I don't eat that. You eat lamb?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, fucking gyro?

SPEAKER_07:

Uh nope. Chicken gyro. Chicken gyro? Yeah. I don't eat that carved, weird, like spongy looking meat that they use, the weird like shaver. Yeah. It looks like a peeler.

SPEAKER_03:

It's like a peeler. It's the same stuff they use for their fur. With the meat too. Just I'm good. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06:

Pussy.

SPEAKER_03:

It's good. Yeah. Yeah. Especially that white sauce all over.

SPEAKER_06:

You ever had like a rack of lamb, like lamb chops, and good.

SPEAKER_07:

I had lamb once, actually. Yeah. Inside you. And uh I either was no, I think it was either I forgot what it was. I don't know if it was lamb or if it was uh what's that other shit? Pork chops?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, pork, no, pork. No, pork is a cigar.

SPEAKER_03:

Pork is a pig. That's a totally different animal. You definitely had a pig before it. Oh bacon.

SPEAKER_07:

You know, it could be pork chip job, or it could have been a steak. I'm not sure. It might have been lamb. They serve it with like a green mint jelly. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Lamb chops. That's not that good. I don't like the lamb.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't like the lamb. I don't like the mint jelly. No, that's not the good shit. I don't know where the fuck that came from. I don't know where that so it was like, oh, you know, be good with this. We use green mint jelly to cover the taste. Yeah. We'll put on some green mint jelly on this fucking shit. Like the fuck out of here. Cook that shit like a steak. Yeah, that shit's good.

SPEAKER_03:

Cook it like a steak.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

And then I also hold legs, you want them to be a little bit like softer.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, you want it just like a ribeye. You know, it's fucking good.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, let's boil it.

SPEAKER_06:

Poach it. Poach it. We're gonna boil this meat. Potatoes on it, a little cabbage.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, it's an Irish thing, I guess. You know, even though they don't eat that. What? I heard that they don't eat uh, you know, the the Irish, they don't eat like corned beef.

SPEAKER_06:

No, no, it's an American thing.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, like the corned beef and cabbage? That's like they don't do that.

SPEAKER_06:

They don't do that shit. None of what we think happens around the world actually happens. Yeah, yeah, no, no.

SPEAKER_07:

It's like a pizza in Italy, it's like gross.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, but I heard pizza sauce. That's what I heard.

SPEAKER_07:

Maybe it's just because we're American and that's all we know.

SPEAKER_03:

Remember, there was a long period where Irish people in America had like their own culture.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

So when poor can't afford shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

So when when everything nasty tasted great.

SPEAKER_03:

So what we're exactly. So when we're eating this food, it's not Ireland's like home country food. This is the shit that they were eating when they came to America and they were here for like boiling rats.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, exactly. Poor fuckers. Right.

SPEAKER_03:

So when it came down to the pig, they learn they were like so they controlled the rats back in the day.

SPEAKER_06:

You can take the hind.

SPEAKER_03:

The hind sucks. And then it's like what about eating rats?

SPEAKER_06:

I controlled the rats back in the day.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, fucking ratatouille. We got it right here. You know what? I heard what was it called? Dead Horse Bay in Long Island. Did you tell me about that, Angela?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, I took a well, yeah, I did, but you you could tell.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, so uh Dead Horse Bay was a place for burying horses. They would bring them there and they would like throw them into the bay area there. The remnants of the horse, it's like in a little island, and New York, because by that's the way you gotta made it a landfill.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, makes sense. New York's just loaded with trash. Yeah, just fill it up. It's in like the Brooklyn Harbor area.

SPEAKER_03:

It's just a big wad of like uh glue.

SPEAKER_06:

Dude, it's like they said like you know bones will wash up and shit. That's crazy. Like horse bones, yeah. Oh my god, they just dumped them remnants.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, because the people used to like walk their horses down New York City or ride their horses, and when they died, they would just leave the dead horse there, and like they would get fined like a lot of money. It was a lot harder to like tag your horse and be like, Yeah, that was Jimmy, that's Jimmy's horse. Like, how can you tell? He's put a plate on the door's, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, exactly. So it was a bit different back then with your horse. Yeah, sell it for glue while give it to the butcher. Or if if the horse wasn't worth anything, it would just die in the streets and they would leave it there. And then uh on top of that, there was horse shit everywhere in New York City. Well, it was a job, bro.

SPEAKER_06:

We had street sweepers back in the day, yeah, and the uh literal street sweepers, they walk them down and sweep up shit and stuff. That was a job.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, the cobblestone. They made three dollars per year, stepping in your cobblestone shit, and owned four houses.

SPEAKER_06:

They made three dollars per year and owned four mansions.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, they're putting their kids in the I believe colleges.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, you ever seen uh there's a video on mine in there. They call them the dust the dustmen. Yeah, like so in in in England, the the garbage man is called a dustbin man. Or a d a dustman.

SPEAKER_01:

Clean my dust. And they yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

You got the ladies putting the dust out in the curb and everything, whatever. But you know, in some of those areas, they throw they literally just fucking throw it on the floor and shit. And back in the back in the day, but they got paid like yeah, like fucking 20 cents a month.

SPEAKER_04:

I live a good way. I live a good life. Yeah, I I have no complaints.

SPEAKER_07:

We're gonna send me like my wife to a good school, my my my my son to a good school.

SPEAKER_01:

He would just I ain't got no complaints yet.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, no, he didn't complain. And it but um he was like, Yeah, they threw out all kinds of things, and uh what they were doing though is like they would pick they talk about it, they pick due to the garbage too, and they like save shit and sell it. Yeah, you know, and they make extra money on the side. It was crazy, man. Yeah. The the the life of a dustbin man. Oh, they called it a dustman or something like I'm telling you, you look it up. It's fucked up. Yeah, I know it's interesting.

SPEAKER_06:

The old Dustman.

SPEAKER_07:

The old Dustman.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, I mean that makes you sound cool.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know. When you said that, it brought me to uh Mary Poppins. And you know that like the Well, she's British. Well, no, yeah. The chimney. The chimney guy. The chimney guy? Is it the chimney sweep? Chimney sweepers? Yeah, chimney sweepers. Like that used to be a big drop back of potatoes.

SPEAKER_06:

What is big for like a father and like a little kid, like his little son? Yeah. Send that motherfucker down the chimney. Oh my god. They used the fucking stick. Yeah, the stick, yeah. Yeah. It would just fucking give him the fucking stick. Hold this, hold the brush, son. Yeah. Be covered in dust, looking like a coal miner and shit.

SPEAKER_03:

You gotta clear the path for Santa.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, they really had like the little kids fucking doing that back in the day.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, I mean, it taught them how to work.

SPEAKER_07:

You know what I saw? I'm always seeing shit. I recently saw like this electrician video, right? But it's like it must be in like another country. I don't know where, maybe Brazil or some shit. Tell me it's where he put the like the thing in his mouth. No, no. So he takes so he takes a he takes the wire and he needs to get it through like a piece of conduit, right? Like a tube. So he he takes the wire and he ties it to a fucking like a like a lizard. Right? And he sends the fucking lizard in there and he fucking goes down the tube and the lizard comes out and he takes the wire. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. It was like the craziest shit. But I'm like, yeah, I guess if it works, and they have lizards all over, wherever the fuck he was. But yeah, that motherfucker, he was like, he he tied him around his like his back legs or whatever, and then stuck them in the little tube. The fucking thing ran with the wire, came out the other side, he grabbed it and just took the wire off. And he just sent the lizard on his way. And the lizard just like did, yeah. He was like, that was weird, bro. How about you know the lizard?

SPEAKER_06:

Like, what's this guy fucking doing to me? He's gonna eat my ass. You know? He's trying to run from the wires attached to him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

That's that's that's couldn't lease do him a cricket or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Good guy.

SPEAKER_07:

Hang out with me.

SPEAKER_03:

You gotta you gotta send that video my way.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. Yeah, I got it.

SPEAKER_03:

I'll send it to you.

SPEAKER_05:

Doug's gonna play with lizards, man.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, yeah. It was like a um I mean I have a collection. It was like a salamander or something. Fucking tiny.

SPEAKER_03:

This one's for running them up walls, this one's for running it across beams.

SPEAKER_07:

You know what I saw actually in relation to that shit? So they take like a RC car and they'll drop ceilings.

SPEAKER_05:

Right here.

SPEAKER_07:

And they like fucking drive it remote and fucking pull the fucking wire. I'm like, that's a toy, bro.

SPEAKER_03:

You're doing this. That's stupid. Well, I mean, the the chances of you actually having a roof that will allow you to run it like that are very slim. You got like those are like giant factories that have those runners made. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's not something that you would find in any kind of ceiling across New York City. I can promise you that.

SPEAKER_07:

Like Kobe falling the fuck out of the ceiling after the first tile. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, he wouldn't even get out of the first tile. And in fact, the client would never let you put that little racetrack thing on their$2,000 tile. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Nah, those fucking cheap ass tiles, man. Not two grand. What I said for a drop ceiling? I said New York City.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, but even in the city, like the some of those offices that cheap ass drop ceiling, probably. Oh, there are some with cheap ass ones, but there are some with$2,000 to$4,000 ceiling tile.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

What the fuck did they buy that tile at? Uh they have it in port.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh deep.

SPEAKER_04:

The local Lowe's.

SPEAKER_06:

That was so much of it around here.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. You've never been to or uh aisle 43 at Lowe's? It's crazy. That's your high-end ceiling tile. Drop ceiling, I guess.

SPEAKER_06:

You know a guy, he'll take you into the back and show you. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_07:

So that's it. That's all I got for today. Thank you, guys.

SPEAKER_06:

What's going on, Dougie?

SPEAKER_03:

Oh man, I'm trying to I'm trying to pace right now and trying to think about my like this this past week, uh I have to say, is pretty pretty mild. I mean, politic-wise, has anything sh been shaken up or anything that comes to mind? I don't know. What?

SPEAKER_07:

What well there's actually a few things that are happening. Oh, alright. So we got the government shut down. That's stretching till that's stretching on to its fourth week.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, that's been all right on. Yeah. I see a dude video about that.

SPEAKER_07:

Right. Then there's also like uh well, there's a strange comet thing that's visiting us, and there might be alien life or some bullshit.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh yeah, the what the fucking I IA3 or whatever was. Yeah, yeah, three eye atlas.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, three eye atlas, yeah. What's that? Well, all right, all right. Doug doesn't know shit. As usual. Yeah, tell me about this atlas.

SPEAKER_07:

All right, so there's a piece of like interstellar rock the size of Manhattan that's entered our solar system. Oh, yeah, it's dirty. It's bigger than the last one that was here called Uma or something like that. But uh so the thought the thought process is like, you know, there's these people out there who are like, well, you know, because it doesn't look like a normal comet and apparently like its tail, right, is like going the wrong way. And normally, like, I guess when comments visit us, the tail would pull towards the sun. In this case, it's not. Uh there's also like um weird like reflective services on it, like the way it reflects light is different. But they're waiting for it to come around the sun. Once it makes its way around the sun, if it accelerates, that's that's totally like uh beyond physics, apparently, and has to be some kind of uh intelligence controlling it. And then they think a mothership's gonna come and kill everybody. They they do, they keep talking about like how these visitors, if a visitor comes, yeah, they're definitely gonna rape and kill us. It's gonna be hostile.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, imagine a gay. Oh my god. Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, I was gonna say can't be. It's like Shane Gilles and the bugging gay armies.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh no, it's like can't we get probed first? I thought the probing happens first. I don't know if they said before the killing. We'll see.

SPEAKER_07:

So a lot of people so so there's this theory at least a little probage. Yeah, like most of the planets don't have any life on them, right?

SPEAKER_06:

So like and and we and ev there's a lot of earth-like um, oh, there's an insane amount of earth-like planets like in our own solar system. It's like like a I want to say like a thousand, right? You know, which is pretty substantial. I mean, but we can't see most of them. Like we we're just assuming which is kind of funny because I I was reading into this. Like NASA kind of just makes like assumptions of what planets actually are. Yeah, they don't really fucking know because especially because they're so far away. Like they just like they try to make density guesses. Most of the time when they find a planet, it's because they point this telescope in a certain area for like a year.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, yeah, it's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_06:

And then they watch it, and then like if they see like a little dot moving across the screen, that little dot could be a planet. So they like track that now, and then like then they basically guess off of this little dot if it's worth trying to even shoot a telescope at it or whatever, and they're basically guessing how big it is and how far away it is and what it's made out of based on like how solid the dot is, like, you know, if it's gas or whatever. It's like yeah, it's like it's just bit it's it's a lot of like assumption, you know. Like even the planets in our own solar system, like close to us, that you know, Saturn and Jupiter and all this shit. We know very little bit about it, you know.

SPEAKER_03:

We shouldn't.

SPEAKER_06:

Like well, I mean, we don't know a lot about our own ocean and we live on this fucking planet.

SPEAKER_03:

And that's what I I I have a bone to pick when it comes down to this situation because I think we should spend more time in our oceans figuring out what's going on down there than we do up in space.

SPEAKER_06:

You know what, man? I think you should start swimming, bro. We live on our island more time.

SPEAKER_00:

Tell us what's down there, right?

SPEAKER_03:

You tell us what's in there, right? I can tell you what's in there. Hold your fucking breath.

SPEAKER_07:

I mean, it's it is interesting when you think about it, right? So the space is a vacuum and it's continuously trying to like uh pull it apart, right? So if you bring a spaceship up a spaceship, a spaceship.

SPEAKER_02:

Bring a spaceship.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah that's that's to say there was only one tear. What? That's to say that there was only when you say with the big bang, because that's what you're saying, is the big blang created the like never ending vacuum. I didn't get into that, I didn't get into that, but yeah. Well, that creates the vacuum. Now uh what what that it would be would be like a tear in time or space, and that would be the explosion or boom. But is there is there multiple uh booms that happened in multiple areas? How to say that we are the center of that kaboom, or there is there are multiple booms, or is this a reactionary thing? And is if that was the case, and there are multiple booms that happened, ours is expanding over here, but is there another one somewhere else expanding out towards us at the same time?

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03:

Because I mean, like if you when it comes down to space, dude, it's kind of like Adam games.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, we get a little deep. Yeah, you get a little deep, but it's oh it's good weed. It's basically like you just don't just nothingness is ever expanding. We don't know, really. We really don't like apparently the window that we know about that we could see, like these, like we were just talking about discovering planets and bullshit, right? How far we could see is like looking at the bottom of a cup, you know? Right, right. Like we could see just this little bit, but then like you look up from the cup and you have this whole world around you. Right. We can't see any of that, you know? Like we can only see so far, so it's just like you're just looking at this small little portion of where we are, and we're like fucking we're like single cell organisms compared to the rest of the galaxy. Yeah, nothing.

SPEAKER_07:

They talk about that. It's like they call it from the observer. So if you ever like listen to any of like their stuff when they're talking, they'll they'll mention that specific phrase of the scientific community. Oh, okay. Uh they they talk about like you know, from the observer's point of view, you know, the light is spinning or whatever. Because it it looks different from different angles, right? Um, but yeah, from our view, exactly, everything is what it is, and uh yeah, I don't I believe that same thing. Like we haven't really we scratched the surface on that. That's it. But what I was getting into before was like outer space is a vacuum, ocean is like crazy pressure. It's like two different things, two different things, and then like the pressure. I mean, come on, man. We see now what's that shit called? Ocean Ocean Gate, or whatever the fuck that thing was. Fucking the the the asshole who went down there with the Logitech controller, the fucking joystick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

It was billionaires. Yeah, fucking, yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Let's go check out the uh fucking everybody shit Indian style.

SPEAKER_06:

We're going down. Like, wait, I paid a billion dollars for this fucking thing. Crazy.

SPEAKER_07:

I feel bad for them. I feel bad for the kids.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't feel bad for them.

SPEAKER_07:

I feel bad for the for the for the Indian billionaire or whatever he was that fucking dragged his son in there. And the only reason the son, the son didn't want to go, but he didn't want to disappoint his father, and they said that. That's fucked.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, well, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

So that's non-killing.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh I got it.

SPEAKER_03:

So that's why I like to go ocean in the front, space in the rear. They like vacuums in your book?

SPEAKER_06:

I'd rather not have pressure on my cock. I'd rather have some fucking vacuum on that shit. You know, suck away, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05:

No, the pressure in the rear. Like, fuck. You know, whatever. Put a finger in, maybe they'll come.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. I mean, it's crazy. I mean, the only thing that they can really get down there are like those robot like things, but yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

And then again, we don't really see much because you know, they turn the fucking lights on.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Which those critters down there never seen light before, so they're scared of it, you know. Anything big and shit's not gonna swim by it unless they're gonna fucking eat try to swallow it.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

So like you're not really gonna see, you know, it's like it's it's so foreign. A lot of the creatures down there don't even have like eyes and shit. They just sense, yeah, you know, like they could sense that machine there, and they just move away from it before they even turn the lights on, you know. They hear it coming, you know, like there are nothing, you know, there are nothing but pressure down there, and they can just sense this thing coming down.

SPEAKER_07:

You know what's crazy about that? Like, so like um submarines, right? They send off like a beacon and it's like a crazy loud, like bing, yeah, like but in the ocean. They say it fucks up the like the whales, yeah, and like all the dolphins and shit, they hate it. You know, they're like, what the fu like stresses them out and shit. And I at first I didn't know what it was, but then yeah, man. Apparently it's real. I didn't know that that's that's how they did that.

SPEAKER_06:

That's a real thing, and they try to they do that kind of on purpose to keep the whales and shit out of their path.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, yeah, I guess that's true.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, I mean, think about it. That thing hits a fucking blue, blue whale, those giant fucking whales. Or fucking swallows you. Yeah, right. That thing comes up and fucking tries biting your bell rough or whatever.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. It's I mean, they have underwater microphones and shit like that, supposedly, that are just like listening to the ocean noises. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. We have all kinds of monitors out there. They they just they don't they don't talk about it.

SPEAKER_07:

No, because I mean, well, our adversaries have war machines as well, so you want to hear them coming, right?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Hear the sounds of a motor, you're like, we talk I talked about this the other day to my one of my buddies, like under the Biden administration when like this Ukraine Russia war was kicking off and everything. Russia had nuclear subs ten miles off the coast of the Long Island.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

They were over here patrolling like the waters of Manhattan and coming back and forth, you know? Yeah. Like we knew they're there, yeah, you know, because we're listening to them and shit. But like there was like a report about it, you know, like online.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, oh yeah. No, I heard about it. They it supposedly they were also at that time period, I believe they were doing something with Cuba. Something like that.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, always fucking with Cuba.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. And uh exactly. They're like uh, you know, they they're doing some kind of uh military exercises there, but um, you know, the these countries uh they do exercises all over the place, and I mean we we conduct them as well.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, and we just we just shot a missile at some fucking islands. Yeah. Did like a little test to test some like nuclear like uh missile defense system.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, we shot a missile at some fucking islands. Uh yeah, well, I heard we want everywhere.

SPEAKER_03:

I did hear we wanted to build our own iron dome. So that kind of makes sense.

SPEAKER_06:

We gave Israel like the technology and the funding for Iron Dome. So we we have that technology. Like if there's every nuclear weapon that actually blows up in America, it's because the government let it happen.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, but that would help us if we wanted to protect the Key West. That's not like you can't really roll out the Iron Dome for America.

SPEAKER_06:

Dude, these motherfuckers have crazy missile defense systems.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, they where who?

SPEAKER_07:

For America. Well, I they're calling it um the the golden shield or something. It's gonna be a space-based missile defense system. Yeah, yo, I saw that movie. Didn't we just talk about that? Yeah, but they had that's that's that's the whole point of the space voice. Well, I mean, what was it with Bruce Willis and like that's uh well, Armor Geddon?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah, whether like those masks, and he's like, Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go up here, we're gonna save the rock or save the uh we gotta drill it, then fucking stuffed dynamite in it, and then fuck it. And now we showed up on this rocket filled with missiles. Well, fuck these missiles. Yeah, uh Geo jerker. Exactly. That movie right there.

SPEAKER_01:

Shut up, bitch! Wow, it went dark real quick.

SPEAKER_04:

Damn, Bruce. I'm doing this for America. No, I'm doing this for the world.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I mean, to punch Liv Tyler in the face, I don't think that's a bad thing. I'm just saying I hated her in the Lord of the Rings movies. That's it was garbage. Yeah, everybody else had me like submerged. I was like, Elijah Wood.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, I I think I don't remember her in any of the Lord of the Rings movies.

SPEAKER_03:

Well then thank God. Yeah, yeah. She was the one with the like the six head.

SPEAKER_06:

The six head?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, she didn't have a forehead, she had a six head. Like that thing was huge. Wow, yeah. She had the elven race extra. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

I kind of got a six head. That's mean. Fuck you, you fucking gray beard asshole.

SPEAKER_03:

All right. You don't have dreams, you have movies, but all right, let's go on.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, um the uh the whole thing with the iron dome and all that stuff. Yeah, last I heard they had a uh the Space Force thing, they were launching a thing to uh do this missile defense thing in space, and like China's very concerned about it. Matter of fact, from what I hear, China continuously like attacks uh Starlink satellites, uh hacks their internet and also tries to uh disable them and uh destroy them.

SPEAKER_05:

Really?

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. And they're they are somewhat successful, so it's kind of scary, like you know, but it's a test, man. You know, they're doing that. I mean, you hear about hacks and things like that that happened, and like for like a couple like a day or whatever, the internet goes down. Like the the other day with AWS and like internet went down, and they say that it was like they didn't even really explain what it was. It was like, yeah, just the um the computer didn't know its name. Okay, well, how'd that happen, right? Like, why did that happen? It was working great for years, like weird. Then they also blame that on like uh Amazon. Well, so Amazon fired a bunch of like their IT staff, and so supposedly they think that like because they let those people go, they had something called brain drain. So the people who've like worked there are gone, no one could fix it fast. So it took longer to fix. Oh, there was that, supposedly. Um, yeah, man. Uh that's that's that's that's it. Uh other than that, oh so we had a uh a trade deal recently with uh not with China but with some other country with uh Cambodia and Thailand for raw mineral rare rare earth minerals. Yeah, and like uh Xing Jing Ping is I can't talk. Xing Jing Ping. Jing Jing. It's like a it's a chainsaw.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

So uh so he chainsaw noises are the best. I love the Halloween Tuesday. Yeah, Texas chainsaw or fourth of July, we never know.

SPEAKER_07:

So so yeah, he's not happy about it because like you know, he had they have like a lot of uh rare earth minerals and stuff like that that we would like. But um now he no longer has the upper hand because we already signed a deal with uh other Asian countries, so it's interesting.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, Trump? Trumpy?

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, oh yeah, Trump's doing good.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah. I I I like the things that he's doing on the uh on the side lawn. I mean, he's doing his little extension currently, which I I appreciate. Oh, yeah, there's so many people who are bad about it. Oh, I know. It brings out the humor on the internet. I'm enjoying it. I like I can't believe we didn't check with the historical people first. Yeah, who says he's allowed to do this? You know what's funny about this? He spent, what was it, uh 300 million? It's 300 now. Okay. There's so he he spent 300 million dollars on that? I don't know if they spent it all yet, but that was the estimated cost. Okay, cool. So donors. So would you say there is inflation since Obama was in office? What'd you say? Would you say there would be like inflation since Obama if you if you want to the dollar in 2014 is no longer uh as worthy as it is? It's less, it's worth less now than it was then. So when it came down to Obama's tennis court that he built for 250 million dollars. Oh, I didn't even know he built a tennis court. Oh, yeah, no, he built a tennis court on the White House lawn. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. He has a he has he has uh his entire building or complex for 2.5 million dollars. You could see yeah, you can pull that up on the internet, you can pull that up on uh Google Maps.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, okay. It must double as a basketball court. That's racist.

SPEAKER_03:

Remember, it was it was for Magic Mike, not no, yeah, but so while for Magic Mike.

SPEAKER_07:

Talk about his wife, is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, well, you Michael Obama, you you called him a wife.

SPEAKER_04:

I didn't.

SPEAKER_07:

Uh yeah. So uh yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, so whatever. Yeah, he's he's you know, redoing the West Wing or whatever, is gonna have a ballroom that seats like 300 people, and uh yeah, his name's gonna be all over it. They say he personally picked like the floor tiles and things like that. Well, of course you did.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I mean, the guy is wicked, yeah. But what in com like I mean, if you think about it, the guy went through all of Dubai, all of these beautiful countries where they all had places for to bring in people and show them a good time. And the White House didn't have anything of that. They that they haven't been updated or upgraded since it did have a ballroom.

SPEAKER_07:

That's what they're destroying now. So that ballroom initially only held 97 people. That was the problem, it was too small. Right. They would set up tents on the White House lawn to make up for the what they didn't have. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah and they got now they're gonna have like fucking golden Trump letters in their shit.

SPEAKER_06:

You know, he's gonna put it on the city. He's gonna have dicks around a lot of dicks. He's gonna have little Trump heads around. Oh my god, it's gonna be fucking great. Yeah, yeah. Definitely doing some fucked up shit in here.

SPEAKER_07:

So he'll he'll probably have that completed by the end of his term. And then even today, though, he had mentioned, he's like, Yeah, I'd like a third term. So you know, people are like go nuts when he says that.

SPEAKER_04:

People are like, no kings. We don't want kings here, no kings. Operation 2025 taking effect. Oh, I think I heard Project 25.

SPEAKER_03:

So I heard something recently. So I heard that yeah, I did. I I do that sometimes. So what'd you hear? I heard this uh fun fact about Doug heard something. I did. Doug does know something. So uh I heard liberals were moving to Europe and moving to moving to the UK, and which which the funny part about it is they I like during a no king's protest, they move to a country that literally has a king that has a king, and then on top of that, they're asking to go in, so they're protesting people illegally coming into our country, and then they are legally asking to go into another country with a king, and I'm like, yo, how do you make sense of it?

SPEAKER_06:

Liberal logic.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, how do you make sense of that? Lib Tardism. Yeah, libtardism. Yeah, oh is that a new new terminology?

SPEAKER_06:

Well, they say it's a spectrum, yeah. Oh, that's a spectrum. That is an ism. It's an ism. That's an ism. There's degrees of functioning low ism, but definitely tism. Um I'm high functioning. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

You got a little touch of tism. Yeah, man, yeah, yeah. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

Um I like trains. Trains. Yeah. You know you're on the spectrum if you like trains and dinosaurs. Yeah. Oh, I thought you said you like trans. No. Nope. No, that wasn't on the I was like, wow. That that took a weird turn. Yeah. It did. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, Angela, do you like the intern?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. I keep trying to figure out if it had a dick or vagina.

SPEAKER_07:

You gotta you gotta measure its pelvis. Yeah, the old skeleton.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Got our fake skeleton with his uh micelobe. Yeah, he's got it, yeah. He's ready to party. Still have the tags on from the still uh yeah, bring them back. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm done raping this thing. My baggy pussy don't fit between the fucking pelvis.

SPEAKER_03:

Can I get a smaller pelvis? I'm gonna return this one, get a new pelvis. Sir, what have you done to this thing? We can't accept this back in the store. Take this to your priest.

SPEAKER_06:

Why says lipstick all over it? Don't judge. Yeah. Crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

So have you guys seen the Ed Gaines show?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, it's kind of boring.

SPEAKER_03:

Kind of boring. Please tell me. How do you find it boring, sir? Doing four episodes in.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, yeah. It's weird that he didn't kill the chick that he loves yet. Adeline. Yeah, Adeline. She's kind of hot. Oh. Yeah. And uh, you know, the whole thing is weird. He like shoots fucking what he was he up to, like two or three people that he fucking killed from the town. He lives in a little fucking town in Wisconsin. You know, three people fucking go missing, two of them bloody ass crime scenes, right?

SPEAKER_03:

And like guys, if you guys didn't know already, he's gonna shit all over this story right now. So spoiler alert, motherfuckers. Just going out there.

SPEAKER_06:

He's going wrong with the time by the time anyone hears this, by the time anyone hears this shit, this Ed Gaines thing we forgot about.

SPEAKER_03:

And Ed Gaines will never be forgotten about. They make movies about him, they bring him up all the time. They law and order made movies, like shows about him. Ed Gaines is Ed Gaines.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, but the dude that plays him is the guy from uh Jax from uh Sons of Aki. Is it? Yeah, that's Jax. That is awesome.

SPEAKER_03:

You don't you don't notice that? No. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, that gave him a I just realized it.

SPEAKER_07:

Now that you used to be a cool motorcycle dude, now he's a weird fag from the 1900s.

SPEAKER_06:

The voice is like the voice is like I like the voice. I like the but like the whole story, it's like the whole Netflix, like Ain't that a shame? Yeah, yeah. It's like so like I don't know, it's like made up.

SPEAKER_03:

Got golly.

SPEAKER_06:

The whole thing is like made up. Yeah, you know, you think it's made up?

SPEAKER_03:

That's that's not made up. That's a real story. That's the real one.

SPEAKER_06:

No, it's a real story that he actually killed people, but like this whole like yeah, this whole thing about like the mom and stuff, like how the fuck could they possibly not gonna be happy?

SPEAKER_03:

This like girlfriend because he was in uh like the care of the state for like 40 years. They got a chance to go in there and like dig into his brain. Some of the m most like uh top N FBI like brain mind brain people went in there to study him. They checked his brain.

SPEAKER_06:

But oh yeah, they peel his skin off and make a mask out of him.

SPEAKER_03:

No, no, no, no, no. You gotta probe their brain.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, yeah, the shit he did was pretty crazy, but like I feel like they make made a lot of that story line up.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, that's called a show.

SPEAKER_07:

Well, no, it's interesting, right? Yeah, no, I get it. I get it.

SPEAKER_06:

But like make it like a real gory fucking thing, you know?

SPEAKER_03:

Like what you wanted to see him fuck the lady on the deadly you want to see him fuck the dead lady? Yeah, yeah, you want to just get him raw dogged on the table, just like him pounding away the dead lady. Uh no, he kept him right. Remember, he got a perfume in the whole nine and he kept them proper.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

If you're gonna do something, do it. You know what I'm saying? Like, why why you know?

SPEAKER_07:

But I like the I like the way it went along with uh Leatherface. I like the old broad. Huh?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, Oprah was cool.

SPEAKER_03:

I like the old broad, the one that was like uh Stifler's mother.

SPEAKER_06:

I thought he wasn't gonna ban it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

She worked in the hardware store. Yeah, yeah, she owned the hardware store. Owned it. Yeah, oh, they owned that? She didn't.

SPEAKER_06:

Skim V D. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

You gave me a fucking Zeke VG.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, but she didn't.

SPEAKER_06:

Like it's like so funny because like you're like, all right, so you're so religious, but you're fucking messing her people.

SPEAKER_07:

Mother told me you were a Jezebel! You were a Jezebel, gave me VG.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

So when it came down to uh the fucking weird I don't remember how the German lady It's funny, that's the same episode I'm up to.

SPEAKER_07:

Just finished it the other day. Yeah, yeah. How did the German lady get mixed into this? Oh well, so what happened was Adeline, when they were in a uh the pharmacy, which is like a diner, which is so weird, too. I guess back in the day it was everything.

SPEAKER_03:

So um get your

SPEAKER_07:

She gave him a comic book. It was called like the bitch at the bitch duchess or something, was it?

SPEAKER_06:

The bitch of fucking Germany.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, exactly. And in there is like that raw comic book of about you know things they did to the Jews. Oh fuck. I didn't know they used them like slaves though back then.

SPEAKER_03:

Yo, my you know what's crazy about this is when I told my mother, my mother had no clue about the show at all. But she's been to Auschwitz. Oh, she has? Yeah. On a tour. And when I told her about it, I was like, Mom, did you know that there was a lady?

SPEAKER_06:

Or is there a train you could take in?

SPEAKER_03:

A quick train. Don't get a return. Not worth it. Um what is it called? Yeah, no, my mom went to Oshwood. She went to the tour. And so she knows a lot more about like the the ins and outs of the cult, like what happened than a lot of like a lot more people do because she got a chance to see it all. So when I turned to her, I was like, yo, did you know that the lady like cut people's skin off and made lamps and stuff out of it? And she was like, Oh yeah, you mean the Nazi lady? I was like, Yeah, mom, you know, you know, do you know about the story? She was like, Yeah, I totally know about the story. I was like, That's crazy. Like, when did you hear about this? And she's like, I don't know, back in the 80s or something like that.

SPEAKER_07:

You're like, I come in and tell me like during bedtime stories.

SPEAKER_01:

Exactly. I didn't even know that.

unknown:

Come on.

SPEAKER_01:

What are you doing? You feel the pairs?

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, let me see.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

But yeah, so that's where she came in.

SPEAKER_03:

Dude, could you see? Could you imagine on a lamp with a nipple on it?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Yeah. Just look over at my nipple lamp. Like, yeah, even more.

SPEAKER_07:

Even like the chairs, like the the seat cushions of a chair he made out of fucking skin as well, which is crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

It's gotta stink. Oh yeah. Like there's gotta be a stench.

SPEAKER_03:

No, not at all. The stench was in the barn where it was curing it all and doing it all. Once leather's leather, leather's leather, it's gonna smell the same as like any leather. I don't think skin's the same as leather. Yes, it's it's skin. Skin is leather. Cow skin is leather. It's skin.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, but cow skin, if a cow dies on the side of the road, like cow skin's like the last thing to decompose.

SPEAKER_03:

Bodies definitely fattier layers skin. I think it is slightly different the composition.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, well, what about what about crocodile boots?

SPEAKER_07:

That's a crocodile.

SPEAKER_06:

Crocodile, it's different skin, bro. It ain't fucking our skin. Yeah, all right. Well, that's that's why leather stays around longer. Like you go you can be like walking through a fucking field and find leather.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm telling you, so you're so you're saying that our our body compound is less than a raccoon? In terms of thickness? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know what the skin of a fucking colour is.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, we're not we're not we're not completely covered in fur either. Yeah, no raccoons, you have to find out.

SPEAKER_06:

See what it looks like.

SPEAKER_03:

What? You have raccoon hats with leather, like the leather is the inner cap of the hat, and then the fur with the tail going out the back. Yeah, but it's a different computer. Daniel Boone was a man, he was a great big powerful man, but the bear was bigger, right?

SPEAKER_07:

His hat saved him. Well, he had that hat. I wasn't gonna finish the rhyme. Yeah, no. So animal's uh skin is slightly different than uh human skin, and therefore you gotta cure it, right? It's not just the leather type or whatever it is. No, no, I very much doubt it. We gotta give it to look it up.

SPEAKER_03:

I very much doubt it. The the composure of animal flesh is animal flesh. We are mammals, and mammals are mammals. Whether we are coated in fur, which you are, Angelo, we could definitely like cut you up like a beaver.

SPEAKER_06:

You use me as a rug.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, there's no I could be your dead fucking bear rug.

SPEAKER_03:

Exactly. Just plop you down, you're good to go.

SPEAKER_06:

Keep my mouth open, throw a pocket pussy in there and just fuck it.

SPEAKER_03:

Ah, well, actually, we'll have multiple ports for you. Yeah. Yeah, we'll keep you going.

SPEAKER_06:

The back one's not consensual. I give I give concession to the front one.

SPEAKER_03:

What about the two on the sides? You know, you're a party treat. Yeah. We're adding them on. Gaines ain't got a shit on me.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

All right. What about skin?

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, yeah. So apparently, I guess you could. So Doug is Doug doesn't know everything, but he knows this.

SPEAKER_03:

I know some stuff.

SPEAKER_06:

It says uh from a purely I know what Doug sleeps on every night.

SPEAKER_07:

From a purely technical standpoint, human skin can be processed into leather using the same tanning methods applied to animal hides. The basic structure of human skin is similar to other mammalinian skin. It contains uh collagen fibers that can be preserved and made durable through tanning. However, it's an extremely sensitive topic because legal and ethical prohibitions.

unknown:

Right.

SPEAKER_07:

In virtually all modern societies, using human skin as leather is illegal.

SPEAKER_03:

I wouldn't recommend it. Don't do this. All right, guys. Like, do not do this at home. But but when it comes down to just like the physical composition of human skin, we can tattoo anything. So guess what? If you have pets that you really love at home that you think could have badass tattoos, they can. Just saying. Oh, you want to tattoo pets, huh? I'm just no, not me.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm gonna be a lucrative business, bro. You can tattoo cats on cats. They get paid in fucking meow mix.

SPEAKER_03:

The idea itself is amazing, especially one of those Japanese like cats that you walk in the door and you know you see them with the waving arm. Oh, do one of those on the cat. Exactly. Just like the entire bag. Yeah, do it on the chest. Oh, you I see. I thought a back piece, but yeah, you're thinking the chest.

SPEAKER_06:

The face.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, so he's waving whenever he wears his tail, it looks like he's waving his arm.

SPEAKER_06:

Look like he's waving his arm.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. And then you put like free free fortune cookies on the back of his tail and bring shit in.

SPEAKER_07:

It says it's probably better that most people don't know this is technically possible. It's not exactly useful information in everyday life, and the historical instances where it actually happened are all really dark chapters we'd rather not repeat.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, of course it's not.

SPEAKER_03:

And with that, guys, God bless. We always love you guys, appreciate you guys as always. Thanks for coming and fucking around with us. Um, you guys have a great fucking week. Like, subscribe, hit all those little buttons, all those little notifications at the bottom. We do appreciate it. Facebook loves that shit too. And oh, by the way, I gotta drop the bomb. Oh, so we recorded uh probably a gaggle worth of shows. And with that said, that those gaggle worth of shows. Yeah, it was probably a good like eight or nine shows that were all gathered together. And uh one day I went home and I was like, today's the day that I'm gonna fucking get these done. And I reached out to Ryan, I was like, put them on the put them up on the card. And he's like, All right, I got you. So he put them up there, and I was like, hey dude, I don't see shit on here. He's like, What do you mean? I was like, I don't see shit on here. You said they're up there, they're not up there. I'm looking for them. And he's like, Oh, what? And I was like, Yeah, nah. He goes, Oh, fuck. I was like, what does it mean? Oh fuck. He's like, yo, they're burned.

SPEAKER_07:

So yeah, all of the files got a very long explanation of how the card was burned.

SPEAKER_03:

File got burned. I hoped you guys were gonna join me on that story and like throwing some shit. Uh Angelo, like, oh, by the way.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know what the fuck was what the hell happened.

SPEAKER_03:

All those fucking shows are completely burned.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, so it's it's Doug's fault. The SD card fried. Yeah, Doug Doug hit it with the hammer.

SPEAKER_03:

All right, I get blamed for it again. God bless, guys. As always, we appreciate you, and that's why we haven't come out with some shit for a while. But hey, you know what? We're back on top of shit. You might get this by um next year. Awesome. God bless.

SPEAKER_01:

We're out.