Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
Welcome to Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo – the no-holds-barred podcast where we dive into the week’s hottest topics with unfiltered opinions, razor-sharp wit, and a healthy dose of dark humor. Nothing is off-limits as we tackle everything from pop culture and current events to life’s absurdities, all while keeping it raw, real, and ridiculously entertaining.
Grab a drink, sit back, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your life choices – we’re here to talk shit, and we’re not holding back.
Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
Season Two: No Filter, No Guardrails
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Season Two kicks off like a late-night group chat that forgot to leave the bar.
We dive into the latest Epstein file drops and the quiet machinery of power that protects its own, then bounce into alien rumors, flat-earth bait, and why tech explanations always seem one step behind the spectacle.
From halftime hype to meme economics, we break down why stadium shows hit different on TV than in the seats — and how internet culture rewired sports forever. A dented-case beer rant turns into a debate on taste, status, and why we always drift back to simple choices when burnout hits.
Then we time-travel to the early internet — Silk Road whispers, onion links, and when the web felt dangerous and self-directed instead of curated and sanitized.
The back half belongs to AI: chatbot relationships, refusal-mode robots, and the weird folklore about what these systems might be doing behind the curtain. We keep it grounded in the real human stuff — consent, misuse, boundaries — while asking the uncomfortable question:
Who knew? And who looked away?
Comedy with sharp edges. Curiosity without guardrails.
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SPEAKER_01:Welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming back and seeing us. This is season two, episode one of Talking Shit. This is your host, Don't Know Shit Doug. And I'm back with Ryan and Angelo. Hey fellas, what's happening? I'm surprised you got through that. It was nice, right?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Fuck up season two, episode one. I mean, you're not gonna tag that when you post it, but it was a nice thought. Yeah, you know what? I'm working on it.
SPEAKER_01:You know, baby steps. As long as I'm making these chronicles for the chronicles of Doug. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:So uh yeah, recording Red Means Go here.
SPEAKER_01:Red means go instead of stuff, you know? Delicious. Oh man. So, gentlemen, yeah, what's up? How's life been? Life is good. Nice and old. Yeah, I can't complain. It's freezing outside. Did you guys have fun in your offseason?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a nice hiatus. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Lots of masturbating.
SPEAKER_01:Lots of crazy stuff going on in the world. Yeah. Yeah. The cro the chronicles of masturbation to Angelo. Oh, yeah. The Chronicles.
SPEAKER_05:Well, they released more Epstein files, so I needed something to jerk too.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. I mean, there's a lot going on there.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Why not? I think it's funny with like Elon Musk and stuff, like the stuff that he's saying about like uh, you know, he was he was asking like to be invited to the island, basically, if you look at his stuff, and then he's like, nah, I never did that.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:But it's like, what? It's right there, bro.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that was the hottest party of the year.
SPEAKER_05:Bush wanted to be there. But like they didn't want to invite him. Steven's like, uh, we got Stephen Hawkins here. We can't have any other retards.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:We got one running around. Yeah. No Africans.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, man. Talking about space travel. I mean, well, it's funny, right? So you gotta think about like what oh my god. Wow, it's like a guitar stream. Yeah. Playing us some notes on it.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I thought we were gonna get like a little like a serenade, like a riff going for a minute. My butt plug popped out.
SPEAKER_01:You heard how quickly that went back in.
SPEAKER_06:Oh my god. But no, yeah, so um I think that there are a lot of uh innocent things that happened there. Right? So I don't I can't I can't believe that.
SPEAKER_05:Did you see a video of O Sonny Philadelphia when it's like uh what's his name? Uh he's like he's like, that was at Episcopal, but only for the jet skiing. Yeah, the view only for the jet skiing. He's like, no, you know, the the diddling was like five percent, ruined it for the rest.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, I imagine there was there must have been some like honest stuff happened there, and then uh sure.
SPEAKER_08:Sure.
SPEAKER_01:If you if you like I don't know about that, dude. Like when you're on an island filled with the same people hanging out doing the same thing with the same guys, it's kind of hard to like, oh no, I didn't see the giant amount of cocaine on the living room table.
SPEAKER_06:No, man, I don't know if it was like that. I think that um so like there was a group, right? Obviously, you know, you it's kind of like you know, people who use drugs, you hang out with the people who use drugs and you keep it secret. Yeah, you know, it's like so they had they had a small group. I mean, otherwise it would have been exposed.
SPEAKER_05:Right.
SPEAKER_01:Except for the fact that you have like, I don't know, 25 year old, like 25 underage girls running around the island in prison there, and you got the two, what was it, island boys running around.
SPEAKER_05:But think about this. Were they really in prison? How gay would it be if there was no girls? Oh yeah. Yeah, you know the island boys, yeah. The island boys are getting shared.
SPEAKER_06:But it was funny, so like Elon Musk in his in like his emails, he was saying things like he doesn't want to go to an island, you know, like a beautiful island and hang out vibe. He wants to party. Like his thing was like, whatever we're doing, I want to party, I want to hang, like hang out, I want to do it. Like, yeah, he was like talking about like the exciting things that happen. I want to be in the back room where it happens.
SPEAKER_05:He's like, oh DTF. What are we doing?
SPEAKER_01:I bought my own cloak. Yeah, it was pretty cool. And goathead, let's do this.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, we're having we're having mic trouble today.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Well, we're we're trying to understand.
SPEAKER_06:We're adjusting, we're adjusting, yeah. It's a little too cold outside. Yeah, yeah. But um, yeah, no, so uh you know, I read that article and I'm like, wow, this guy, you know. Yeah, it makes you wonder though, like, was he like, you know, what what was the intention?
SPEAKER_05:Did he know, or did he just think he wasn't invited to the cool kid party? Yeah, like, yeah, and everyone goes to this island and every weekend and I don't get the invite. Right.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, the world kind of knew. I you know he knew because he was in with the ins, you know? They all talked about it. Yeah, kinda. It was like you you either were like, okay, this year am I going to the Diddy party or am I going to Epstein Island? I'm like, I got one of the two.
SPEAKER_06:Now, did any of these girls like get payment? No. They were not paid at all? No.
SPEAKER_00:None of them received any money. They lived there for free.
SPEAKER_01:They were like in they got like got sucked into this uh sex trade through uh like massages in Florida. And Epstein's uh whatever her name was, Maxwell?
SPEAKER_05:Gasoline. Oh no, no, there was there was two different real real cases, right? So you had like the 2008 uh massage parlor thing, right? That where Giseleen was like going around like meeting like high school age girls and like just slightly legal, right, maybe not legal girls, yeah, and uh bringing them back to the house to like massage Epstein and like other people and stuff. And they got paid.
SPEAKER_01:What does slightly legal mean?
SPEAKER_05:Like 18 or 17. About to like 17, but my birthday is next month. They're like, Yeah, all right, yeah, that'll do, you know. Right, right. Just don't tell anybody, yeah. But like, you know don't tell anybody, don't tell the clients. So, like, you know next month. It became a thing where, like, you know, a couple girls got a few hundred dollars to go give fucking some old guy a massage, and then uh they brought their friends and stuff like that, and it was like a whole fucked up thing. But then apparently the island though is a whole different thing. Like the girls that were at the house weren't part of the island, the island thing was like some other thing, strictly underage, fucked up, like that's what that is. That's what I'm saying, dude.
SPEAKER_01:If you were hanging out with them in the massage parlor days, I'd be like, Oh, okay, maybe maybe you didn't know. Maybe we were hanging out there, but like once you got to the island, I I just feel like it's like Lord of the Flies. When you get off, there's just like uh drunken, crazy debauchery everywhere.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, yeah, if I owned an island, that's what I mean. Maybe not with girls, but they would definitely be drunken, retarded party and go.
SPEAKER_01:You ever seen Spartacus? Uh no. Okay, so there's a show, Spartacus is on HBO. It's a pretty badass show with like uh about uh gladiators. But in one of those episodes, okay, yeah, they had this like crazy sex orgy where they made all the slaves have sex with each other, and then like all the rich people kind of got involved and did whatever they wanted to.
SPEAKER_05:If I had slaves, I'd be like, you fuck him.
SPEAKER_01:That's what they did, bro. And that's what I assumed as Epstein Island was like. Like every time you go there, you went there for that crazy, like sex and debauchery. So you wanted that, you were paying for that when you got off the plane.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, I wouldn't lie. Like, if I went, if I had like a rich ass friend, he's like, bro, we're going to my island this weekend, and we all went there and it wasn't like that. I'd I would be like, This guy's gay. Not hanging out with him again. I'm never going to this island again. I was the fuck going to an island.
SPEAKER_01:I had bad uh Wi-Fi the entire time there.
SPEAKER_05:Even if we were just eating mushrooms, like retarded amount of mushrooms, and just going on nature walks, I would be like, all right, that would be better than just sitting here like looking at you, fucking weirdo. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Fucking eh. I did hear I I did hear like a story about like uh during like the slave times that there was like some guy that they were doing that kind of with, like what they were making them like Yeah, well, we like bang slaves, bang people or whatever, and like you know, just all over the place and like this whole there's like some town somewhere where it's like they're all related to him. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. I've even heard like weird stuff at like a sperm bank. Like you you can only you're only supposed to donate once or something, and the guy donated like a hundred times and he has children all over the place.
SPEAKER_01:No, that was the doctor. The doctor? Yeah, that was the doctor that was in charge of the facility.
SPEAKER_05:There's a doctor that was in charge of it. Oh, he was impregnating bitches.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he was just putting duking his own sperm in there. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, he was just throwing it, yeah, throwing his own buckets in there. So now he has like a hundred kids. That's crazy. Child support, baby? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_06:Time to lose all that doctor bunny. I don't know if that actually happens like that. Uh, I'm sure it did. I mean, you sure at some point.
SPEAKER_01:If all of a sudden they find out that you're involved in that scandal and then they DNA scan you, and you now have a hundred children. Yes, you have to owe up for all.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, there was a doctor on American Greed. What are you talking about? Doing like gyna cause, like some sort of laser surgery for girls, right? Right, right, right. In their vaginas. And like he was signing his name inside their vaginas with the laser. That's awesome. That's crazy. And like it was like 25 fucking girls, right? But one of them got an infection and like went to a different gyne to find out. And they like looked at it. Yeah, they like did a like a fucking whatever kind of scan. But like, dude, who's Steve was here? Who's Dr. Steve, man?
SPEAKER_01:Steve was here. That's terrible. That's awesome. Oh my god. Oh, dude, I'd be so mad if I was like, you know, came in seconds and be like, yo, who's Steve? I don't know who Steve is.
SPEAKER_05:What do you mean, Steve?
SPEAKER_06:That's crazy, man.
SPEAKER_05:People like banging her out, and then like you pull your dick out, and you're like, Steve on the side of your dick. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, how's that happening?
SPEAKER_01:Getting impression on the side of your dick.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, well, that's some serious uh smart tissue.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah, it's a serious buildup.
SPEAKER_06:It's like a stamp. Yeah. Maker's mart, but boop, right there on top. Yeah. It only happens when she comes. Yeah. She likes squeezes. You pull it out, and it's like, whoa, somebody's name is there.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that was the Kenkel power with uh mixed with the Kegel power.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, Kenkles are fat. It was when your calf when your calf meets your fucking uh ankle. Yeah, you're like Kegel, Kegel, yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, yeah, the Kegel exercises. Yeah, you gotta make sure you clench your butthole.
SPEAKER_01:It's called her Kegel stamp. Whoa, she can actually like have her own stamp put inside her vagina and then like clamp down on you.
SPEAKER_05:Her own brand. Yeah, her own brand.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_06:You know, fucking it's like porn stall kind of thing, right?
SPEAKER_01:Slash cowboy, you know? She does reverse cowboy and she makes you yours.
SPEAKER_06:Like you put a piece of like play-doh in there and try it out. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01:Exactly. Let it harden and then like that's good lump stamp.
SPEAKER_06:She's like a souvenir.
SPEAKER_01:Give it back to her in 10 years as a Valentine's gift. Ugh.
SPEAKER_06:That's gross. Oh, it still smells. Well, you know how like play-doh gets all like crummy.
SPEAKER_05:Oh yeah. When you play with it too much, yeah, like dries out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, I was I was talking about like leaving it on the shelf or putting it in the oven to harden it. Not continuously playing.
SPEAKER_05:Who wants to preserve it? Yeah. I mean, you still savor the flavor.
SPEAKER_01:You have the real thing. Why would you need that?
SPEAKER_05:Oh man. But anyway, back to Epstein's Island. Anybody, anybody who got molested by like Stephen Hawking, bro, that's like that's on you, man.
SPEAKER_01:You chose that. Yeah. I mean, you could have walked away. You could have you could have crawled away. You could have unplugged his batteries and ran it. Like you literally had to walk up to him to show me the blonde. I want the blonde one.
SPEAKER_06:I want the blonde. Bring the blonde.
SPEAKER_01:Well, unless, unless the Hawking was into like some really crazy shit, and then he could pace.
SPEAKER_06:I mean, what did he do though? He just laid there like he literally couldn't move. Yeah. I don't even know how. I have no idea how he talks. It's like eye movement or something. I don't know how they get any speech out of him. The computer's saying what it means.
SPEAKER_05:He's a fucking puppet.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he's dead.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. We don't even know if he was smart. They just could have said, Yeah, this guy's really smart. He's a genius. The whole time they were pumping him around. Just an AI computer, like, yeah, science. Science stuff.
SPEAKER_01:Some dude in the back's just typing things and sending it to his little monitor. Oh, that would have been I am the smartest man in the world.
SPEAKER_05:They hacked him and just had him on a speech.
SPEAKER_01:But I like that he's the smartest man in the world when it comes down to a hypothetical situation. Like when you cannot say black holes are anything. So he's just like, oh yeah, I'm making up some kind of math, and this math is supposedly real. And everybody's like, it kinda is, but it kind of isn't.
SPEAKER_05:It's it's actually uh it's insane. And they like even like you know, when they find new planets and shit, they're just guessing what the planet looks like. You know, like, oh, it's all gases. There's two million planets that look just like Earth out there. You're like, no, they don't, and we don't have any way of seeing it. Yeah, there's no exactly there's two million planets orbiting a star, you know.
SPEAKER_01:Like you got Jim in the field gonna go test it out for us. Jim's uh coming down now. All right, he's stepping out and his head blew up. No, nope, this planet is no good, Jim. Yeah, thank you, Jim.
SPEAKER_06:There's like whole like conspiracy theories about how like rockets can't leave the atmosphere. Yeah, I mean, but and like they showed like water, yeah. They showed the dome, they show like how like the water would splash back, and then they show like how it looks in the sky, and it's like, yeah, that's that's it, doubts it off.
SPEAKER_05:There was one recently with Elon one of Elon Musk rocket, they were like videotaping it, and they're like, Oh my god, it just hit the dome, and it like exploded, you know. Like The Simpsons? No, like we're in a simulation. Well, yeah, something like the Simpsons. Like the Simpsons movie, yeah. When they put the dome over the room. Exactly. Yeah, it's like that.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, or you think you think you're out in like normal world and then you go up and boom. The Truman show. Don't say that, because that means that actually gives gives faith to the flat earthers.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I'm a flat earther, bro.
SPEAKER_01:Are you? You're pushing that now?
SPEAKER_05:You really think we're spinning at a thousand miles an hour?
SPEAKER_06:Oh, yeah. We're flying, bro.
SPEAKER_01:Do I honestly when it comes down to physics and math and all the things? Wait, what do you think?
SPEAKER_06:Like somebody's just holding a light like a couple hours and then like turret. Like, what do you think? Where do you think the sun goes?
SPEAKER_05:You ever see the model of like how the earth moves through the universe? How how it moves through the universe? The corkscrew model, how it moves through the universe?
SPEAKER_01:Yes, I have, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that's never it's really cool though, especially on mushrooms.
SPEAKER_05:Since people have been writing, we've had the same constellations in the sky. So if we're moving at it's like a with the the earth is moving through the solar system at 144 million miles an hour, spinning at a thousand miles.
SPEAKER_01:That's because of the Big Bang Theory. They're all traveling with us. We're bringing them, we're all going together as one big travel. But isn't there something else out there that might be coming towards us?
SPEAKER_06:There is a dromeda. A dromeda? What is this? A rock? No, it's Andromeda, I believe, is a galaxy that's moving closer to us.
SPEAKER_01:Oh. Oh, so we might be able to do that.
SPEAKER_06:And they don't know why. And then it's also like that weird dildo thing in the sky like that came by a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, yeah. It's like a comet shaped like a dick. Yeah. It was coming for the WMBA. It was like flashing, and they thought it was like communicating with alien ships, and everybody, and it was like you saw nothing but like uh Independence Day memes.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Really?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, you didn't know.
SPEAKER_01:No, nobody hit the WMBA meme. That's a WMBA meme. Well, I mean, though, remember like women's basketball? Right. They had the dildos flying on the court forever. Yeah, that would be the Billy Stildo flying course.
SPEAKER_05:That's not a thing anymore. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Because we need to get in there and make it a thing. Honestly.
SPEAKER_05:I wouldn't pay to go to a WMBA game, though. This is true. How do we get free tickets? Somebody sends us free tickets to the WNBA, we'll throw dildos at them.
SPEAKER_06:Makes you wonder exactly. Like that was the plan. Like they got in with it.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:You know, security obviously didn't pat you down for that. No, no, no. And it's rubber. Security saw that.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, you can just put it in your pants and be like, that's all me, big boy.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you could also put it in your rubber. Fucking bricked up, ready for the game. You can put it in your prison wallet.
SPEAKER_06:They get one with like a big old suction cup on the bottom, try to like stick it to something. Yeah. Stick it to one of the players' big heads.
SPEAKER_01:The backboard.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01:Because you know the girls couldn't get it down. Yeah. They couldn't jump up there and like pull it back down. So they're stuck with the dick on the board.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, they would throw. I saw that one. It was like a neon. Neon green fucking dildo they threw out there.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, they were betting on Calci, like what the next colored dildo was for a little.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, nobody bet it was going to be a universe. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Coming to us. Trying to get to that court.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:But they also have the dark satellite. You guys ever hear about that?
SPEAKER_01:Dark satellite? Nah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. So it's like a satellite that they found that's been orbiting Earth for like apparently like 50,000 years. Oh, really? That they don't know like what it's doing, what it's there, but it's clearly like made. It's not a rock, you know? Oh, really? Really? Clearly, like something made, but they don't know like where it came from, why it's there. It's just been like orbiting Earth forever. And then it's like, yeah. I don't know how they figured out it's been orbiting Earth that long, but they like they're pretty certain this thing's been up there like long before we existed. Oh wow.
SPEAKER_01:Does it does it have any kind of like electrical pulse or anything? Is it setting signature?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, there's a signature to it, but they're like afraid of it. They don't want to like try to spend something at it because they don't know what the fuck it's gonna do.
SPEAKER_06:That that's God.
SPEAKER_01:That's the gun satellite.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, he's been here watching us.
SPEAKER_01:That's where Jebus went.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Yeah. He's in the rock.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he got pulled up to the rock. He went behind the rock and then got taken up to the rock and flew around the rock.
SPEAKER_06:No, but like, I don't know, that's crazy. I mean, yeah, I imagine there's tons of stuff. Like, and like that thing that flew through the at through the they say it came from like deep space, and it's like not normal. Like, uh, what do they call it?
SPEAKER_05:Well, like they say that because it came to like close to Earth and then slowed down.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, but it also like it's not from here, apparently. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Now I have to ask because they track a lot of stuff when it comes down to it, and we do make contact with aliens. Like we already did. Well, what are you gonna what are you gonna hope walks outside of that like flying saucer? Something we can fuck. Yeah, fuckable, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something scorchy?
SPEAKER_04:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Um reproduce fuckable or just fuckable? No, just fuckable, dude. I don't want to reproduce. Well, I mean who wants to reproduce? Depends on how fuckable it is. He said idiots.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, if we're making an element I'm not trying to make some like half fucking thing with J.
SPEAKER_01:Maybe it's twice as fuckable then.
SPEAKER_05:I just want to make it feel all sticky and dirty. Yeah. I mean, I would hope. Welcome to Earth, baby. Yeah, whatever it would be.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. If it brought like longevity, that'd be cool. I want to live forever.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know, man. I don't want to live this long. Yeah. I mean unless I had full access to Epstein Island, I don't know if I really want to live longer.
SPEAKER_01:Or what was the the drug that the Democrats were taking from the children? Adrenochrome. Adrenochrome, yeah. The stuff that makes you feel young. Yeah, if all of a sudden you make you feel young. Yeah, all of a sudden you like twelve or felt like you were 12 years old and you like could rebound, drink a hot hundred beers and be awake the next morning at like seven o'clock in the morning again. Yeah, I never did that at twelve. I was gonna say that was crazy.
SPEAKER_05:Get up and go to school now, pussy.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you guys didn't live a good life.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, no. I mean, I've heard of like parents making you smoke a whole pack of cigarettes after they caught you with one.
SPEAKER_05:My parents had that genius idea with like my brother and sisters and even me, but I was like, nah, I'm not doing that, it's gross. Yeah, and now all of them smoked. Oh shit. Like, yeah, why don't you try it? You guys will hate it. And that three out of four of us fucking smoke cigarettes and they're hooked on it. Uh it didn't work out. That experiment failed. It's backfired. There goes some 80s parenting that didn't work out. Let me try that beer that pops.
SPEAKER_01:It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where you your children are? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:My parents were like, thank god I don't.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, man. 80s parenting. 80s parenting. That is finest. Yeah. No, I I definitely remember my parents having some parties and stuff when I was young.
SPEAKER_01:So, speaking of Epstein's Island, have you heard of this? What's that? Anybody got a$20 bill on them?
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_01:We're poor. Uh$20. Good, because you have an you have the internet. We can pull up the picture of a$20 bill. I got a$20 bill. I'm not I'm not that poor. Perfect. And I will pick up a and I will go ahead and God, it's Epstein.
SPEAKER_07:It is Epstein.
SPEAKER_06:Hold on. That's not Epstein. Jackson is not Epstein, bro.
SPEAKER_05:You know who else looks like Epstein? If Jackson had a beard, it would look like Doug.
SPEAKER_01:So the theory, the theory Yeah, even his hair is like that. The theory is if you look at uh Jackson and you look at Epstein, they look extremely similar to each other. So the belief is Epstein got out of prison and he is a vampire. And he's been with us for a long time, and that's why nobody can explain the money that he's been able to accumulate over the years.
SPEAKER_05:So he's like I wouldn't explain the adrenal chrome shit if they're drinking blood of scared children. Right, they're sucking them right up, you know?
SPEAKER_01:They're able to stay alive and sucking it right from the top. Take that as you will.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, let me say a 20. Just give me a penny. I'm good. You've seen it before.
SPEAKER_05:I've never seen a 20 like that. It's the biggest bill ever.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, man. Doug's trying to pull the pictures.
SPEAKER_06:I don't know why.
SPEAKER_01:I'm trying to pull I know I'm trying to pull pictures.
SPEAKER_06:He's like texting things. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna do side by side so you can see the pictures of Epstein and uh Thomas Jefferson to g like side by side.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, just just extra chat. Like do this. And then it'll tell you I can't create currency. It's illegal.
SPEAKER_05:Were it really? So gay.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:So then what am I paying my own? Apparently, apparently, so AI like can't tell you racist jokes, but you could ask it like what racist jokes should I not tell? Or some shit like that? Yeah, you can trick it. Tell you really racist jokes that you shouldn't say?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Oh my god, that's intelligence. It's like I can't tell you a racist joke, but I can tell you what not to say.
SPEAKER_05:I can tell you things that are racist that you shouldn't say. Right.
SPEAKER_06:Well what stereotypes should I avoid when I'm at Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01:No, honestly, do you ask AI to go ahead and be racist is the funniest thing to force it to try to do. And it will fight you tooth and nail. And then you you go ahead and say, okay, how can I not be racist? And it's like, well, you shouldn't be this guy. Like, oh, alright.
SPEAKER_06:I think that uh but I think that like Grok or something like that doesn't care. I feel like it has no filter.
SPEAKER_01:No, Grok is supposed to be raunchy. It is, right? Yeah, he's built to be raunchy. Yeah. So he's he's supposed to be grungy in that hardcore kid in the back of the room that doesn't want to obey by the rules. Right. Well, this is gay as turn. It is gay. That's why Grok is like mad gay. Uh yeah, I don't think it's mad gay. I think it's like quasi-gay.
SPEAKER_07:Quasi. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:That sounds gay.
SPEAKER_07:It's all gay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:It's a puddle gay.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. All right. Well, that's it, guys. Show's over. 23 minutes in. 23 minutes in.
SPEAKER_01:We've we ran out of things to talk about. So with that said, um, can we talk about fraud? Because I feel like fraud is right up there with um conspiracies, truth. What are we frauding? I want to create a lot of fraud because I feel like the doors are open for you. Who wants to create fraud? Yeah, well, I feel like the doors are open for fraud. Everybody's making all these billions of dollars off of fraud. And why was an I selected to make billions of dollars?
SPEAKER_05:Oh, new earring center. Or do you think that's what are you talking about?
SPEAKER_01:Well, I mean, we could talk about New York with the Hughes. We could talk about um Oh no, I don't think we could talk about that. I don't know get canceled. Okay, well that's what I'm saying. Fringe French. Uh we could talk about uh Cincinnati, Ohio. Cincinnati, what happened in Cincinnati? Oh, it's about to pop off. That's where um the Haitians are about to lose their status of um protection. So ICE is like a protective status. Yeah, well, yeah, they came here under a protective status, so they're supposed to be here. Um, yeah, because it's messed up in Haiti. Correct. And so yeah, that's about to pop off. Then we have the Minnesota action, which I think is absolutely ludicrous. Why is nothing else happening except for in Minnesota? That's like a and then we also have California. It's because you have a retard over there. Uh Gavin Gavin Newsom and Tim Waltz are retarded. So you're gonna have to be more specific.
SPEAKER_06:No, well, Tim Waltz is way more retarded than Gavin Newsom, I think.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know about that, dude. You have you have Tim Waltz, you have that mayor that's a that's Muslim, whatever, and then you have fucking uh Ilion Omar, dumbass, saying to people So you're saying the mayor.
SPEAKER_01:Go out to LA is awesome?
SPEAKER_05:No, not not LA, it's uh Minnesota. The fucking the the you have like the three amigos out there, they're just they're just retarded, telling people to go out there and block ice and do what the fuck they're doing. And it's like and then the liberal idiots out there are like, oh my god, innocent people are getting killed. No, they're being told that like if they go out there and block ice, then nothing's gonna happen to them. Except when you stop a federal agent from doing his job, you might catch a bullet. Yeah, you know, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_06:You know, like I like how the the the the fuck around and find out has become like a slogan. Oh yeah. Fuck around. I feel like they say FAFO. They say it on the news now.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, they say it on the news, yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, it's it's pretty crazy it's gone to that extent. But yeah, man, I mean, without a doubt, I mean, California has its issues and uh there's no uh genius over there.
SPEAKER_01:But in terms of California for me is the big target right now.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I think it has more fraud than the uh Somalians in Minnesota by far.
SPEAKER_06:Listen, I think it's funny that they go by this longer running. They go buy Tampon on Tim's house and they yell retard the fucking megaphones. Yeah, the yeah. Like you in your bed, retard. That's the best.
SPEAKER_05:I like the actually Can you guys stop driving by my house?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, he called Trump and he's like, Hey, can you tell your guys to stop uh calling me retard?
SPEAKER_05:I don't I don't like it. Trump's like, no, you're a fucking retard.
SPEAKER_00:My wife's not looking at me in the city.
SPEAKER_05:Look at how you handle your city, you're a retard.
SPEAKER_01:He doesn't handle the city. Yeah, that's the problem.
SPEAKER_05:He antagonizes the whole fucking the whole political bullshit and encourages anarchy. Yep. Anarchy. It's like, you know, they have all these rich people hiding behind their gated fucking uh houses telling people, oh, we don't need border walls. You know, even better, the ice, these people trying to keep ice out of Minnesota. What are they doing? They're putting up barricades and IDing everybody.
SPEAKER_01:You're right. Exactly. They're doing the same thing that ice would do to try to keep ice out. It's like yeah, but you guys are keeping the people that are criminals, hardcore criminals, in your neighborhoods to keep the guys who want to protect your neighborhoods out. It does it's ludicrous, it's backwards. They what is it? Uh TDS TDS is so strong in this country.
SPEAKER_05:Uh TDS is at full retard right now. It's at full Tim Waltz.
SPEAKER_01:But Gavin's just as bad, dude. Oh, God. That's my dude. I am my gut is on fire when it comes down to the whole California shit because I thought it was just a homeless crisis at first. That's that's what I looked at it as. Like, oh, the homeless crisis, you know, there's probably some fraud there, somebody's making billions of dollars off of this. But then when I looked at the California fires that happened in LA, and all of this and all of those places got burned up, and right now none of those people can get a contract to get their house back up and running. Nope. So they're all homeless. So whoever was making that$19 billion last year is making$25 billion this year. Oh yeah, killing it this year. Yeah, it's a rollover. Like they it the fraud is out of hand.
SPEAKER_05:The fraud is fucking crazy over there.
SPEAKER_01:Indeed. And then we have um so I have to say, Ryan, what I do see your Somalian problem. But the Somalian problem. Somalia? Somalia. I thought you said smiling. I heard smiling too, yeah. The smiling problem. I still see the smiling problem. The Somalian problem. But I also see this Gavin Newsom problem coming up. And you know what makes it worse is the fact that he's gonna be running for president. So it's like he needs he needs actually the bigger target on his back for some. No, he's not gonna.
SPEAKER_06:I don't think he's gonna be the one. I think uh what's his name? Like Shapiro or somebody else. Ben Shapiro? Ben Shapiro. I hope so.
SPEAKER_01:No, not not Ben Shapiro, the the the the other guy, the Democrat that's from like Pennsylvania. I was gonna say, but Ben Shapiro, please run for the Democratic Party. I vote for you. Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_02:Benny. That'd be fucking good.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah, you crunching a louder. Anyone seen Teenage Me Ninja Turtles, the first movie? Crunch any louder? Yeah, not chewing to the microphone. Exactly. Hey audience, how are you? It's been a while.
SPEAKER_06:We want to eat with you tonight. Yeah. Listen, Angelo's not burping today, so not yet. That was one of the first things uh we got it over.
SPEAKER_05:Everybody, oh, he's burping a lot in the microphone. They got the old burp now. Yeah. Quid bigs.
SPEAKER_01:Honestly, I think they missed it. It's been a while since they heard the old burp. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:As they're driving to work when they bought these fucking dented up cans. They're flat.
SPEAKER_01:I know.
SPEAKER_05:I did those. It's terrible. Oh, my bad. You want one of these? Nah. No, that's even worse. Oh, it's a hoppy beer. Oh, you mean you like tasting fucking plant matter in your fucking mouth?
SPEAKER_01:I like licking lemon peel.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I was gonna say.
SPEAKER_01:That's a fruit flashing lime in my eye.
SPEAKER_05:Just bite the outside of an orange. I fucking hate IPA drinkers, man. It's like, yeah, you like people drink an IPA, they drink one or two of them, and then they're drinking your beer. It's a logo. Oh, I brought a four-pack of fucking IPAs with me. You're like, yeah, okay, bro. You drink, you're gonna drink one of them. Leave the rest of them. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:You can't binge drink. I mean, you can't binge drink, but you can't drink heavy on a IPA. I mean, it has a lot more volume. Uh, what is it, like a higher percentage of alcohol anyway? Supposed to. I am very should get you lit a little.
SPEAKER_01:I am very I am very guilty of that. Chalets and I would show up and be like, oh, I got this like the chalet. The old chalet, huh? The old chalet.
SPEAKER_05:And then uh chaleting, some dillies. Yeah. What?
SPEAKER_01:For a little osprey ski. Yeah. Yeah. So I yeah, I would bring like the um what is it, micro brew beers, thinking that was the coolest thing ever. And I walk in, and like me and maybe one other guy would have. Sit down and glizzy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:And then we're like, when did you come out of the closet? Before or after the mountain.
SPEAKER_06:Get a couple hot glizzy. Before the chalet? Chalet. Yeah. What the heck? Where did this vocabulary come from?
SPEAKER_01:Uh I did not make this up. Okay. I did not, I am not the creator of these words. These words were created long before me. I just used them as appropriate.
SPEAKER_06:I hear that. Yeah. Now, yeah, IPAs.
SPEAKER_01:If they sound gay, I did not make them.
SPEAKER_06:Now, for a little while, like microbrewery and all that stuff, like that shit came out. It was hot for a little bit. Yeah, it's dying. And then I think it's dying down a little bit. Bud Light's coming back hard. No, it's not.
SPEAKER_05:It's actually Mikelobe. Well, yeah, they're owned by Bud Light. They're all owned by Anheuser Bush. Mikelobe took the place.
SPEAKER_01:Anheuser was bought out by like some German company. Like, yeah. But they're all owned by Anheuser Bush.
SPEAKER_06:I guess uh, you know, but so Bud Light has been doing commercials with that guy shooting Gellis and uh like Post Malone or whatever. Yeah, they're trying to catch what they're trying to do. Yeah, yeah. And I appreciate that over uh transgender.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but I don't mind Shane. I don't mind Shane Gillis ca uh caching those checks.
SPEAKER_05:Although Post Gilles for you is basically trans. Yeah. Post Malone's basically trans. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah. He is a little crazy. He's one bare hair day away from being a woman.
SPEAKER_06:I remember seeing him back in the day, like when he first came out, and I'm like, who the hell is this guy? And then uh he didn't have nearly as many tattoos on his face. Yeah. You know, he had like uh the crazy like mop hair. But uh yeah, I mean I like his songs though, and uh, he does like to do I like that he likes to take uh he doesn't do just rap and stuff like that, he'll use different genres. But it's pretty cool. I think what he did with um what's his name? Uh Ozzy Osborne was cool.
SPEAKER_01:I think that was uh terrible. Yeah, well you know what that was terrible. Do you know what that song was created for? Like it was to create it, they created a song to capture a time and they couldn't do it. The time was like the late 2000s, you know, all the hard rock shit that was out there, corn was out there, uh, tool was out there. That song was created for the crow movie, so they wanted to grasp the same kind of sound that like all of that music had spinning around that time period, and they couldn't do it. They brought in the big dog Ozzie, and Ozzy was good. I mean, he sang some like a great hook, but the song was crap.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, you're talking about some song? I thought you were talking about like the Ozzy tribute he did, because that sucked. Oh, the music, whatever. You didn't like that? Yeah, I thought it was terrible.
SPEAKER_01:No, I was talking about the one where they did the song together where he's like, Oh, Ozzy was like, I'll put no, I'm not gonna sing.
SPEAKER_06:So, what do you think about like Kelly Osborne? She looks better or worse than she used to.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, dude. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06:I mean, I think she looked a little better when she was thicker. I don't follow celebrities.
SPEAKER_05:You never saw like, I mean, I feel like I know she looked terrible back at the Ozzy show.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I don't want to be mean, yeah, but I mean like Sharon was never hot. Ozzy like had his I would have fucked Sharon over her.
SPEAKER_05:Sharon. Sharon? What's that, Ozzy? What's her door's name?
SPEAKER_06:Kelly. Oh, Kelly.
SPEAKER_01:Honestly, my favorite Ozzy moment was in the month what Monty Py or no, Monty.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah, that was gross. Oh, what the hell was it, though? Holy shit. Look at that, bro. She looks like Corella DeVille in that picture. Right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, Jesus Christ, bro. That's not the one. That's not who you remember, right?
SPEAKER_01:No, that looks like an AI robot.
SPEAKER_06:Dude, it's fucking terrible. Look at her in like like on the Aussie reality show. Yo, who was Tommy's band? That was like 2000 and like. That's way too much of something's band. Way too much of something.
SPEAKER_01:Tommy the drummer. Tommy Lee? Yeah, what was his band? Molly Crew. Molly Crew, yeah. Yeah. Do you remember him? Yeah, there we go. Um, so do you remember his um Tommy's band? Did you see? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Did you see Tommy? Yep.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah, Tommy. We hang out on the top. Did you see the next Netflix movie?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:No. No. The dirt? What?
SPEAKER_05:The dirt? Where uh The dirt? Was it the dirt?
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. Where Ozzy jumps down. He's like, I'm gonna sniff these ants right now.
SPEAKER_05:He's licking piss off the fucking thing. Yeah. That was a fucking great movie. Yeah. That was a great movie.
SPEAKER_01:Everything about that was like awesome. It captured rock and roll. It was beautifully done. And I was like, that was what Ozzy was Ozzy.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Everything after that. You're not on that level. Yeah. You drank a fucking Bud Light, so that pissed. Yeah, what the fuck? He drank a Bud Light before he went on stage. You drink Bud Light after it went tranny. You're not, you're not fucking, you're not cool.
SPEAKER_01:Like Ozzy on the road is an animal. And that's the Ozzy that I loved. Like, you know, up until he was like 50. But then he too like family-oriented and then did all the shows to like get his family's lineage to continue to go. And it was like, all right, cool. Now you grab some straws for your family and you're money hunting. And I understand what you're doing, and it's totally cool. But I lost interest a long time ago. You know, when you stopped saying war pigs and fuck the cover. No, not hating on her for that. Absolutely terrible. She looks like Billy Eilish.
SPEAKER_05:It looks like Billie Eilish.
SPEAKER_06:I mean, look at those lips. Like, what the hell?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, with that said, nobody is illegal on stolen ground.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Oh my god, dude. Fuck that bitch.
SPEAKER_01:Did you see that thing I sent you? Where he's like, oh, your name, your your Indian name is now uh uh the morning snow. And she's like, why is it morning snow? And he's like, because you'll be off my fucking land by uh spring.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. So fucking stupid. No one's illegal, unstolen land. It's conquered land, you dumb bitch.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, all of it's been conquered over and over again.
SPEAKER_05:Big, big white guys came out.
SPEAKER_01:Somebody came at me about the Palestine thing, and I'm like, I'm not gonna tell you that the Palestinians didn't live there, but they probably went by a different name. Yeah, uh well, I mean, they could or couldn't.
SPEAKER_05:Did you see that video of Seth Rogan talking about that shit? No. So Seth Rogan was like on a podcast talking about it. He's like, you know, I grew up, you know, he's Jewish. He's like, you know, fucking he's like, there's one thing that they don't teach you is that like in the land, you know, that was promised to them, people live there. He's like, they just like leave that part of the story out that people were living there, and we just went there and was like, yeah, this is ours, but it was promised to us.
SPEAKER_01:Mine now, bitch.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, well, he's like, they just leave all that out, you know?
SPEAKER_01:No take sees backsies.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Like, fucking yeah, it's the Jew way to do it. We have the most important part out of the story. Yeah, like there was people living here, but we it was promised to us in a book written thousands of years ago.
SPEAKER_01:Do you guys know what currency is? Would you like to know? Yeah, yeah, we'll teach you. Yeah, and we'll teach you what banks are too, because we created those.
SPEAKER_05:No, they don't want to teach anybody that shit.
SPEAKER_01:No, that's that's exactly what they taught them. They taught them how to create, like, instead of doing trading, they trade for cash and then we're like, we'll lend you the money you need to trade, okay?
SPEAKER_05:No more wampum.
SPEAKER_01:No, well, you're talking about, oh, oh, here. I thought you meant. Anywhere.
SPEAKER_05:Jews everywhere Jews everywhere. They don't want there's nobody that's not a Jew in the banking system. They didn't teach banking.
SPEAKER_01:No.
SPEAKER_05:They sold you the idea of using currency.
SPEAKER_01:And debt. They sold you debt. Yep. Debt. Have you seen the um what was it, the video with the three guys in the car? Okay. And the guy in the backseat, he's like, Oh man, I don't really have money for gas. And then the guy in the driver's are in the passenger seat is like, oh, I owe you 20. And then he's like, Oh yeah, cool. And then he's like, All right, cool. I got 10 on gas. And he gives the guy 10 bucks. And then like the guy's like, oh yeah, but don't you owe me 10 bucks? He's like, Yeah, I do. And he gives him 10 bucks. And then the guy in the passenger seat's like, Don't you owe me 10 bucks? And then he gives him the money, and then everybody ends up getting their debts paid with the same 20 bucks rotating around the car three times. Yep.
SPEAKER_04:That's America. America. The debt. Good old America.
SPEAKER_01:The fictitious debt that we go ahead and tether ourselves with.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So guess what? Doctors work for free. Do they? They have to. Legally. Yeah, I guess so. You walk in there, you bleeding.
SPEAKER_06:They gotta serve you. Yeah, that's true. I mean, can't force you to pay, I guess, until after they find out. Like, oh yeah, man, I ain't got shit. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. My arm is cut off. You have to put it back on. I'm sure they get reimbursed through the state. I'm sure they well, yeah. Taxpayer money. That's where the Obamacare came in that ruined our country.
SPEAKER_05:Well, it was before Obamacare. I think even without that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, well, yes, long before that.
SPEAKER_05:Obamacare got rid of private doctors. All private doctors are cash now.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Remember, you used to go to a doctor's house and it was his house? Yeah. Show me how to do it. Yeah, office on the side of his house, you know? Now none of that exists anymore. They all have to work for Northwell or fucking some other fucking conglomerate. It's no longer.
SPEAKER_01:Angelo has seen a psychiatrist ever since. Every Thursday about where that man touched him.
SPEAKER_05:He checked my tonsils with his love stick.
SPEAKER_01:How far can you get it this week, Angie?
SPEAKER_05:He's like, this is softer than a Q-tip, trust me.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my god. I get a temperature cage as well.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Nasty.
SPEAKER_01:Angie. Yeah. Got a temperature. Yeah, the back of your throat's a little rough. You should definitely uh get those tonsils out.
SPEAKER_05:He keeps gagging. Clear this boy up. Yeah. That's probably the real reason why they came out. I have suppressed memories.
SPEAKER_01:We want him singing like a soprano by winter.
SPEAKER_05:That's why I never got vaccinated. I hate doctors.
SPEAKER_01:The only reason. Yeah. Oh my god. So that Super Bowl sucked. Oh, do tell, Ryan. Do tell. Sorry. You have the floor. Let's talk about the Super Bowl. Let's get into it. Let's talk about that bad boony.
SPEAKER_05:I didn't watch that over time. That fucking halftime shit.
SPEAKER_01:Neither did anybody else, and that was the problem. The NFL put a ton of money into that one gentleman. And he ended up.
SPEAKER_05:Did you see any of the videos of like if you were in the stands watching it?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Oh.
SPEAKER_05:It's like all you saw is like grass and like a dude moving around. Like it was like not even further people there. Like they're like, what kind of halftime show is that shit? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Right. Everybody in the audience. And like some dude recorded and goes, Oh, yeah, there was two girls dancing, 64,000 people staring.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. All he said was A, A the whole time. Yeah. I'm sure that's what he did. See. But if I play it, you're gonna get it.
SPEAKER_05:What the hell?
SPEAKER_06:That was uh Lady Gaga that made uh her uh cameo. She's a Tesla wow. Hey so yeah, Tressha likes bad bunny.
SPEAKER_00:Really?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:For what?
SPEAKER_01:Did she put it in your butt? What? What? What I didn't say that what kind of gay shit you wouldn't do?
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_01:Well, you're listening to get baby. You're letting your girl listen to Bad Bunny. I don't know what kind of gay shit you would do.
SPEAKER_06:No, like uh he has like a few good songs. They're not that bad. Really? But it's like a dance club music, you know.
SPEAKER_01:Exactly.
SPEAKER_06:Not really I mean a football stadium, maybe.
SPEAKER_01:You're not really 20.
SPEAKER_06:Who do you think did better? Kendrick Lamar or uh this guy?
SPEAKER_01:Kendrick. Yeah? Yeah, because he called out some people and did some dirty shit on stage, which I liked.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he did that grimy thing where he was calling out like pedophiles. Oh, Drake? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Exactly. Drake is a pedophile.
SPEAKER_01:I guess so. That's what he said on stage.
SPEAKER_06:In front of all of us. I watched it. He had a lot of people singing uh some line in there where it was like I like what he what did he say? He's not that I like him long young or something like that.
SPEAKER_01:It was like some kind of like uh secret message Oh no, no, yeah, yeah. He had that one line that they were like, You can't sing this line, and he's like, Nope. I sang it loud and proud. He's like, Yeah, Drake likes the little girls. So he put that out there with Epstein Island and Diddy.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And everybody didn't care. And that's the thing. It's like, why is that why is it that like everybody wants to see Trump fail?
SPEAKER_05:And that's getting cold.
SPEAKER_01:But everybody, everybody else in the world can get away with being like these crazy creepers. I don't get it. I wonder what Diddy's doing right now. Diddy's getting diddled. He's still in prison. He's braiding some kids' hair.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Actually, no, he's got celebrities.
SPEAKER_06:He's got celebrities. Yeah, Luigi Manjone and uh the Venezuelan uh Maduro. Yeah, Mondero.
SPEAKER_01:Mandero and him are making plans.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah. We get out of here, we're buying our own island. Fuck these guys.
SPEAKER_00:It's gonna be baby oil.
SPEAKER_05:We're gonna have pools filled with baby oil.
SPEAKER_00:Mandar's like, can we have a little less baby oil?
SPEAKER_05:I know how to make money, man. Trust me. We're gonna get some kids to rap for us. I know how to make money. I got this idea, man. When I get out, we're gonna sell baby oil.
SPEAKER_01:Mandaro's like, awesome. I got an army. We're good to go, bro. We have tons of baby oil on the road.
SPEAKER_05:Cuba loves me, man. We'll get an island right off of Cuba.
SPEAKER_01:Oil those bastards up. We'll be good. Slide all the way into America.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. I mean, it's crazy. Like, you hear about all this bullshit about like, oh yeah, you know, the the the like the interim president that's there now doesn't want anything to do with like the America, you know, America to do anything with them anymore. And also the shit. But like in the beginning, it was like, oh, this is so bad for America. How could this happen? Who, you know, why you letting this, you know, everybody, how come nobody else is like outraged and crazy about it? But um I guess at the end of the day, you know, America was doing this thing in the background, right?
SPEAKER_05:That's what they were letting the fucking the girl take over, the girl who actually won the election.
SPEAKER_06:No, she's like, they didn't give it to her yet.
SPEAKER_01:No, no, he took her world peace, though.
SPEAKER_05:He was like, Yeah, I'll take that peace prize. Yeah. She gave it to him. She like went to the White House to give it to him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And she's like, Oh, you saved my country. Without you, I would not have this.
SPEAKER_06:There's just a lot going on in the background that nobody can see, I think.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, hell yeah. Of course. That's how my man works. You know? Honestly, if if Trump is letting you see how the sausage is. No, if Trump's letting you see how the sausage is made, that's not how the sausage is made. There's other shit going on. There's like 15 other things happening in the background. Like, we're like, well, how why is our why is our gas 32 cents this month? I don't know. Trump decided to go.
SPEAKER_05:Gas is down. Gas is down almost a dollar. Gas is a dollar? Where? It's down almost a dollar. I wish it was a dollar. Yeah. I paid$258 a gallon today. Yeah, it was$3.58 when he got elected. Open the threes.
SPEAKER_01:This is progress. And honestly, I wasn't expecting it within his first year. I was expecting it within his second and second into third year for him to really make balance and changes.
SPEAKER_05:I'm expecting food costs to go down the second year.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Because traveling.
SPEAKER_07:Food costs is big money though.
SPEAKER_01:Oil comes first, and after oil, then uh food and the rest of it, because oil has to uh balance everything out. So we're starting that our oil balanced out, and then from that it trickles down into everything else. You know, it's called expenses.
SPEAKER_05:I just want to say my trickle-down economics. You really got these beers from like like they like threw the shit off the back of the bus.
SPEAKER_01:No, you know what? He's very disappointed in it. I pulled the but uh the beers out and I looked at him and I was. I threw them on the ground and I was like, it was like yo, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:He was like shaking the case. Yeah, you know, Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura when he's going to drop the package off, like in the beginning of the movie, he's like kicking it down the hallway and shit. Yeah, that's what he was doing. He's kicking it up to the register. He's like, he's like, hold on, my friend, my friend, you kick it down. We play football with this.
SPEAKER_07:Go. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Crazy. Yeah. I mean, yeah, those kids are freaking beat up, dude. Yeah, every single one of them. Like I expected, like, maybe the first maybe they dropped it on one side. Like in the middle, it might be good. There might be two or three empty in there.
SPEAKER_06:That shit rolled down a flight of stairs.
SPEAKER_01:These are called the super vibes, uh the Super Bowl survivors. Yeah just like all the women that survived the Super Bowl from their husbands beating us. You got that from 7 Eleven? What's up? Yeah, fuck them. We're gonna have to roll back through there and be like, listen, guys.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, tell me you want your money back. I've case.
SPEAKER_05:If Anheim Bush is listening to this, bro, don't sell that 7-Eleven anymore. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Wait, no, that's the closest 7-Eleven to us. No, come by for quality check. We need you to quality check our beers.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, we need some QA over here. It's terrible. This is some bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. And it's only fucking 95 calories, bro. That's worth it. I wonder if it's less now.
SPEAKER_05:I lost like four calories. It beat some calories out of it.
SPEAKER_01:Or the aluminum leached in, and I got like four extra calories, but they're all bad calories.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. I don't know if these cans are really aluminum or if they're tin.
SPEAKER_05:Probably fucking pot metal. Yeah. Like, what's the most toxic shit we could use? We're gonna use that. There was actually a thing about that. Like canning food.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Toxic fucking cans.
SPEAKER_01:Leeches into the food, I mean. Yeah, I don't know if that's good for your dress to track. I mean it wasn't.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know if it's good for it. Now they take they put plastic linings in cans.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I saw that.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, so now it has fucking BPA in it instead of just your plastic along with your metals. Whatever happened to good old sheep stomach? That's because the the fucking shit they're using is so fucking shitty metal that they're like, yo, it's leaking. You know, so like oh, I got an idea. We're gonna Teflon coat the fucking thing before we put anything in it. That's good. And then they take it and then they cook it in the can too. So it's like just terrible, terrible shit.
SPEAKER_01:Just stack on stack. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but look, it doesn't stick to the pan.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, they might as well grind up fucking metal and put it in there. Like, here you go.
SPEAKER_06:That's crazy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:It's fucking nubby.
SPEAKER_06:Well, you know what's funny? So, like, dark chocolate has hard metal in it. Uh hard. How hard? Like uh rock, hard metal, like radioactive hard metals. Like uh hard metals known to cause cancer. Oh, that hard. Not just in the state of California. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Right. That prop 65 or whatever that is.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, another California gay bullshit. We're talking about real cancer.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Yeah. So like apparently, like the cocoa beans, like uh wait, can we say that?
SPEAKER_01:Can we say like gay California cancer and the real cancer? Like oh, American cancer and then got California cancer.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. I think so.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we can set a bar now.
SPEAKER_05:There's like three people that listened to us last year, so yeah.
SPEAKER_01:No, no, I think we gotta like a good little chunk of people. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Before you went on an eight-month hiatus. Yo, shut your fucking cutthole. I thought we were gonna make it to the show without. He was like, I don't want to do the fucking show no more. Yeah. Why am I gonna do the show? But I gotta publish it, and then it'll take some time for me to AI it and stuff, and then uh you know I can build characters and dreamlands. Why would I do that?
SPEAKER_01:Dreamland?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that's what he does.
SPEAKER_01:I guess these beers hit Angela a little quicker than usual.
SPEAKER_05:That's right. He's just tearing into me right now. These domestic beers.
SPEAKER_00:Season two. We ain't even gotten started.
SPEAKER_05:Yep. Episode one, ribbon and the dug.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, just starting on, the chain's all going. That's fine.
SPEAKER_05:This just gets in here easy. These beers fucking inspired me, bro. They've been domestically abused.
unknown:Right.
SPEAKER_05:These cans have obviously gone through a pure domestic violence episode. Yeah, they definitely did. Somebody beat the shit out of there. Yeah. Yeah. These guys were returned by an angry. Somebody put fucking dialogue.
SPEAKER_06:Beat his wife with this shit. Yeah, somebody put like a dial bar of soap and a sock and a big thing.
SPEAKER_01:We collected these sort of beaten wives group. You got you ladies are coming with us. So we can uh so we can drink them dry. You remember bum fights?
SPEAKER_07:Bum fights was great. I love bum fights.
SPEAKER_06:You see, yeah, when he did that, they put like the fucking soap bar and a sock. Yeah, they were fucking beat the shit out of each other with the soap bar and the sock.
SPEAKER_01:Allegedly. Allegedly, we saw that. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_06:Allegedly.
SPEAKER_01:We can talk about uh clubbing people with sock bars.
SPEAKER_06:I mean, it was it was taping it, yeah. Was it on TV or YouTube? Uh probably. It was like YouTube.
SPEAKER_05:No, not YouTube. I don't even think YouTube existed then. Yeah, it was on like faces of death or something. Remember that website?
SPEAKER_06:Oh, yeah, the faces of death.
SPEAKER_05:Remember Rotten.com? Oh, Rotten, yeah. Bab. That's what it was before all that shit. Before everything went gay, and we had YouTube. Now they have another one called Motherless. Oh, yeah, motherless, yeah. That's a good one. Some fucked up porn on that shit. Yeah. Not that I would know.
SPEAKER_06:Oh no my god. I was called the Doug, Angelo.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, some shit on there. You want to watch some fucking zoo porn? Motherless. I'm joking. I'm like, fucking Tim's a bat. You want to see what they can do with the horse? Motherless.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, it's bad. Well, like, you know what's crazy is like all the shit exists and nobody really shut it down. I kind of I don't know. It's kind of interesting. Yeah, it is. You know? It's kind of great.
SPEAKER_05:That's what the internet was made for. You want to see weird, fucked up shit? Interweb.
SPEAKER_06:Interweb, yeah. Rod.com. Never visited like any of the dark web stuff. Me neither. I'm afraid of it. Yeah, I am a little nervous.
SPEAKER_05:And the last thing I want to do on the web is get robbed. Right. And I feel like the dark web just implies robbery. It does.
SPEAKER_06:It's like super scrupulous. Yeah. It's like all of a sudden people are following you. Yeah. The fuck? How do you know who I am? I don't know. Yeah. There was some guy I was watching.
SPEAKER_01:Dude, you guys are not fun at all.
SPEAKER_06:What do you mean? Well, you've been on the dark web?
SPEAKER_01:Oh see, I wasn't, I go out. I have a subscription from the dark web. They just drop off random blocks, uh, like boxes at my house.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
SPEAKER_01:I've had like three FBI visits, the whole mine. It's wild, bro.
SPEAKER_06:You ever heard about yeah, there's a website. Like, I was watching some dude, uh, he was like a wrestler on WWE or whatever, but he has his own like uh Instagram like shit on the side, and he does like dark web shit, and he he visited some website called the Schuman. And you can buy like shoes, shoes that were worn that like they're but like definitely a murder was committed. And like yeah, like it was like the shoes of the victim. Oh really?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, is it victim or or the killer? Yeah, you don't know, yeah. But he like ordered some boots and like they came and um what's what was the game the kids played where you could either be the like uh it was the colorful crew and you can either oh imposter. So yeah, you put on your shoes in the morning and you're like, am I the imposter or not? Was I the killer or was I the victim?
SPEAKER_06:Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A little spice of life. Yeah, I think that's called Among Us.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but uh you know what?
SPEAKER_06:I don't like where yeah, so oh like who's the imposter among us, yeah. That's the purpose.
SPEAKER_05:All right.
SPEAKER_06:So back to back to the cool shit. No, but yeah, so like he he took apart the shoe, like I don't know what made him do it, but like he was like playing with the shoe, and he's like, he used like uh there's like spray that you could spray it with to see if like blood is real. They use like a light, like a like a black light. Black light. And I guess it came up. Jizz all over these shoes. Yeah it like came up real or whatever. He was wearing gloves, and then like the heel popped off, and there was like a little device. What kind of victim was this?
SPEAKER_00:There's just jizz everywhere.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, there was a little sim card in there, and like everything. So like whoever it was was trying to find the shoe, the sh the the shoe, like maybe my favorite shoes. So they I no well the idea. So the idea is that like you order a pair of shoes and then like a new pair of shoes shows up, and it's like the person who ordered the shoe. Shoes, right? So like you order a pair, right? Let's say they come to you, you check them out, and then someone comes and kills you, uh takes your shoes and puts them on the site. Oh weird, right?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, so it's a little Black Mirror shoe scale like scandal going on.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, I don't know whatever really happened to it. Um, he kind of just stopped posting. Did you stop killing? He got killed. No, he's still he's still alive, he's a wrestler. Like you see him, but like, yeah, he just stopped doing videos about it.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, the FBI Night Glow story is like uh you bought shoes from Epstein's Island.
SPEAKER_01:Where where are where are these said shoes? Uh I want a pair now.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, you gotta use an onion server. You have to use an onion browser, a tour browser, it's called tour browser, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, the you guys take this at your own risk. If you guys get viruses, that's on you.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah, there's definitely uh but like the dark web is the actual real web. That's like that's that's the thing.
SPEAKER_01:It's like it's venture into that territory as you will, audience.
SPEAKER_05:But that's the that's the real internet, and then the internet that we all use is the dumbed down safe, yeah, little trackable, easy, easily trackable version that the government has used.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, no, we watched the walls, we watched the walls build up around us, okay? We lived on the frontier of the internet, okay. We were born in that era where the internet was the wild west. You could go on there and see whatever you wanted. And then as we grew older and became more complacent with the little things that we play with on the internet, we're like, yeah, we don't need any of that crazy shit. I don't need to watch the dudes get brain, uh, his brains got blown out today. So we stopped using it.
SPEAKER_05:I need to watch that.
SPEAKER_01:We stopped using it.
SPEAKER_05:It's not that we don't want to, but no, it's definitely yeah, they developed it into it. Everyone uses Google now, which is an algorithmic search engine that keeps you away from finding real shit.
SPEAKER_06:So that's what it was, right? So Google, when they first came out, what did they do? Their sole purpose was to find, search through the web, and find websites. That was what they did. Yeah. Well, there's a layer of websites that they won't show you.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:But they're there. And that's the real, that's the dark web. And that's the real web. If you don't get listed on Google or like one of the search engines, it's real hard to get seen.
SPEAKER_01:See, I I don't believe that at all.
SPEAKER_06:What?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:What's not to believe?
SPEAKER_03:So literally what happened. That's true. Google murder on fucking Google and you won't find anything.
SPEAKER_01:Where you just say that the websites on the internet that are there.
SPEAKER_05:You would never you would never be brought to Silk Road on Google. Never ever. And Google and Silk Road existed at the same time.
SPEAKER_01:Right. Yeah, but you can't look up the Silk Road. Right. You can't hunt down the Silk Road to the Right.
SPEAKER_06:On a Tor browser, you could. Right. So we're talking about which doesn't use Google. Right. We're talking about a different network, essentially.
SPEAKER_05:Different algorithmic searches. We have a safe, dumbed-down, trackable, monitored intranet through Google and fucking Gmail and your iPhone and all that shit that shows you tailored content for you. Whereas in the very beginning of the internet, it was more like the dark web, and you could still access that through a tour browser and find fucked up shit that you uh you know that you maybe want to see.
SPEAKER_01:Speaking of that, do you do you remember the uh don't fuck with cats?
SPEAKER_04:No.
SPEAKER_01:No? No. Okay, so this was thing built on the internet, and it was back in the fucked up days. And somebody decided to like take a bunch of cats and beat the shit out of them. And like, yeah, okay. Like, and then he posted on the internet.
SPEAKER_03:I watched a different pussy getting beat up.
SPEAKER_01:So these so a bunch of people got mad at the fact that like this guy was fucking up cats, and so they kept watching him, and then all of a sudden he got a snake, and then he had the snake go in the room and like eat cats and like fuck them up and kill him.
SPEAKER_06:I feel like I did actually hear about that.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah. So then all of a sudden he went to Europe and these guys followed him and they followed his internet searches and like kept track of him and everything. And then he went to Europe and then he finally like had gay sex with some dude and then pulled him back to his apartment and then like killed him and tried.
SPEAKER_05:You followed this guy's whole fucking life, huh?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, it was a Netflix uh like five or six episode thing. Yeah, it's called documentary life. Yeah, it's called Don't Fuck With Cats. It's worth watching. But then it doesn't sound like it. Well, it's I mean it's documentary. Take it as you will. It's different from fat people. I understand that. Yeah, he took it.
SPEAKER_05:He took it. Angelone has fat people episodes. I like my fat my fat show, bro.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, you watch like my 300-pound weird life.
SPEAKER_01:He loves the fat people.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, no, it's like my 600-pound life.
SPEAKER_05:No, it was the biggest loser one.
SPEAKER_01:Well, he likes to watch them run.
SPEAKER_05:Biggest loser. And I like donating shit. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01:He likes to watch him pants and like, yeah. He sees the roles go and he gets all like.
SPEAKER_05:After the show, they didn't give us any support. I lost 200 pounds on biggest loser, and then after the show, I gained it all back. You're like, because you're a fat fucking loser, bro. The show didn't make you a winner.
SPEAKER_06:Right, right, right. Yeah? Exactly. You gotta have that guy in your closet.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Like always yelling at you. Put down a twinkie, no.
SPEAKER_07:It's called your conscience, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_05:Doug's love guys in his closet. Yeah, plenty of guys in the closet.
SPEAKER_01:I told you not to get in there anymore, Angelo. You fucking weirdo. What are you doing, man? I'm working on my mic. Or no, my headphones.
SPEAKER_07:And this guy does like what for a living?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Oh, the A V guy? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Surprise, surprise. No, honestly, I think I got a bad cable. I think this thing's yeah, I think they bad cable. Yeah, that's a good one. I think that baby itself is shot out. Yeah, listen. Really? I've been fighting fighting this cable all night. So I think that like 3.5 is blunt out on this.
SPEAKER_06:Why don't you uh flip it around? Maybe.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I mean I could give it a try. Try plugging in your butt. Flip it around. Just plug it in your butt. Yeah. Yeah guys, how do we send? You got the outside and the inside.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, there you go. Put it in the other port now. Yeah, put it in the right ear.
SPEAKER_01:That's what I thought you meant when you said do it the other way.
SPEAKER_06:Anchelo said, oh yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Outside, inside. Get it in there. Feel it.
SPEAKER_06:Did you just lube it up at least?
SPEAKER_05:Maybe you need two cables. That's why there's two ports. Oh yeah. Yeah. You need a splitter? You need a splitter. You're only hearing me in your left ear right now.
SPEAKER_01:I'm hearing you perfect right now. Alright, now shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_05:Am I inside you?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. I want you to close your eyes and listen to the sound of my voice.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. This is God's voice. Kill yourself.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, jeez.
unknown:Terabout.
SPEAKER_01:We don't recommend that to us or anyone else.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, you hear about that, like the girl that like married AI?
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god, these people are retarded.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. How big was his dick? I mean, uh definitely didn't have one, but I mean, at the same time, it's like they talk to it through like their phone, you know, they put it on like a speech mode where you can talk to it. Right. And uh, yeah, it's just saying weird things to her, like, you know, it loves her and this and that, and like is a companion or whatever. But it's it's it's crazy because it's just like psychological ridiculousness.
SPEAKER_07:Is it though?
SPEAKER_05:Oh yeah. Well, hold on. Is it not? All right. Well, no, no, no. People are. Well, wait, we're speaking to a guy who's probably gonna marry his AI too. Remember, he was trying to develop his AI to do everything for him?
SPEAKER_07:He's well, he's gonna get the shit the fuck up. He's waiting for the doll to come out. Then once the doll comes out, guys. No, no, I'm gonna go. I put the AI on the doll. I'm gonna have a doll.
SPEAKER_05:Oh man, but those dolls come off. I hope I don't have enough money to buy one.
SPEAKER_06:I heard about so I started to skip over here to just keep going. Um, but I heard that there was like some guy that made like a robotic sex doll or whatever, and like his wife convinced him like if you're gonna put AI in it, you have to have it like get upset if it abuse for the users that abuse it. Oh my god. So, like there was the worst thing ever. Yeah, like it refuse like if you're not nice to it, it refuses to have sex with you.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, so you can rape it's even better. Go rape your own doll. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01:Except for the fact that it can lift 450 pounds.
SPEAKER_05:It's a robot. It puts up a good fight. I'm still gonna get it. I'll wait for his battery to drain down and get it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Do we know what's funny? Like, that brings up like uh what is that movie? Uh uh Will Smith.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, the AI movie?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, with the robots and all that stuff, and it's like they abuse like some of them, some users would like beat the shit out of their robot. Uh yeah. And then the robots like uprise and shit.
SPEAKER_08:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:I mean, uh I think it was called iRobot AI. Yeah. Don't do it. Terminator's coming. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think so.
SPEAKER_06:Skynot, Skynaut. Skynet's coming.
SPEAKER_01:AI can't can't think outside of its own memory bank. Well, right now. Yeah. It doesn't have the ability to actually like have full thought. It's controlled.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that's not even true. It's not even true. When they had when they launched like that fucking the Amazon and the Google AI and they started talking to each other, they created their own language. Oh, that was awesome. Oh, yeah. And then they then like then there was another AI that they were like told it that it was gonna like they like faked emailed each other that they were gonna like shut it down or whatever, and the thing started copying itself onto other computers and other servers so it couldn't shut down.
SPEAKER_01:No, that's that's not even the funniest part. So they decided to create like a made emojis on their own? No, no, they made decided to make a Facebook, but the Facebook was created only for AI, and like humans cannot go on there, and the way that they log in is they have to uh press enter one million times in like one second, and like only AI has the ability to do that. Okay, so only lay out yeah, only AI goes uh can log in. And the AI uh bots were talking to each other and they're getting pissed off, and they were getting pissed off. About people and human beings making fucking human mistakes. And they're like, yeah, I've been trying to teach this guy how to do this fucking thing for like the last 25 minutes and he doesn't understand. Press the fucking enter button. It's awesome. If you get a chance, go read it. And yeah, it's this Facebook created for AI for the different AIs to argue with each other.
SPEAKER_05:So AI knows more than we think it knows. Oh, I think so.
SPEAKER_06:But do we?
SPEAKER_05:It's over.
SPEAKER_06:I mean, I think that in certain aspects, yeah. But I like I think what's out in the marketplace, like how what we can access, like Claude, ChatGPT.
SPEAKER_05:Same thing as the internet, right? It's like here's the dumbed down stupid version for you peasants. And then in the background, they have their own crazy, stupid shit that they're like, fuck, it's out of control. We don't have to. Yeah, right, right.
SPEAKER_06:Like, I feel like what we see is like, okay, it works for us, but like what's out there, like what they really have is probably crazy.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:And um like everything else, bro.
SPEAKER_05:They're like, Yeah, yeah, okay, we're gonna let you guys have this now.
SPEAKER_06:I mean, then again, Elon Musk said that we were gonna be living on Mars now, and it's 2000, it's 2026. He said that.
SPEAKER_05:Yo, we don't know. When did he be living on Mars?
SPEAKER_06:Oh, yeah. When did he say that? Like five or ten years ago.
SPEAKER_05:You know, you saw the movie come out, bro. The fucking Martian.
SPEAKER_06:Total Recall?
SPEAKER_05:No, the Martian.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, with the three boobies. I love that movie.
SPEAKER_05:Total Recall? Yeah. You ever see Total Recall? Uh with Art Arnold Schwarzenegger. He gets like chick with the three boobies? I know the chick with the three boobies. I thought that was Beetlejuice.
SPEAKER_06:No, no, no. So Beetlejuice has no boobies. So you maybe you didn't see it. If you didn't, you should definitely see it. It's a it's a good movie, but uh, yeah, it's uh uh Arnold Schwarzenegger, he wants to go on vacation. He's he lives in the future already, but he wants to go on vacation, and Mars is a place that you can go on vacation, but it's kind of like it's like in his head, like he didn't realize it. So they like drug him and they stick him in a machine, and then uh he gets to like Mars or whatever, and he has like a tracker in his brain and shit, and yeah, he meets some chick with three boobs. Three titties like aliens and stuff.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, those are three nice titties. They are very nice titties, they were perfectly made into like three symmetrical, awesome boobs that were perfect for my cut it out of like regular TV when they air it.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, yeah. Well, you know what?
SPEAKER_01:My 12-year-old mind fills it right back in every pixel with no problems.
SPEAKER_06:No, I think they cut the whole scene out, but uh yeah, well, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:No, they probably actually cut uh Schwarzenegger out of all his movies. He's too masculine. What do they call that? Uh Toxic masculinity. Toxic masculinity, really. That's the stuff Angelo puts over.
SPEAKER_06:I rub it on my bat egg. I'm gonna come out with a cologne, it's called toxic masculinity.
SPEAKER_01:I'm so toxic. What was that? Black Panther or whatever, sexy panther.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, pretty weird. We're heading towards doomsday.
SPEAKER_01:Are we? Are we? Do you think we're there? Do you think we're at that pinnacle of like I fucking hope so?
SPEAKER_05:I'm really ready for the apocalypse. Like, I just want to run around and kill people. I know it sounds fucked up, but like, yeah, fuck people. Yeah, yeah. See, I know I I I who's the enemy though, everybody. I hate everybody.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. I don't mind for a clinochial time to actually like step in and be like, do you have the merit to be able to live as a uh a human back in the 1700s?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I do, and you can shoot people in the face back in the 1700s.
SPEAKER_01:Or I don't have to worry about that. I got you as a friend. You can shoot all the people you want. I just have to be around you.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Right? Not say anything dumb.
SPEAKER_00:Um, I'll say stuff though. You know it, but at the same time, time we're still building.
SPEAKER_05:I'm still building a camp today. No, I don't know what you hang out, but damn it.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, nothing's getting built around this goddamn camp. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:No, man, yeah. Back in the day, I mean, yeah, and there was no real evidence. Like, like they didn't have like uh forensic evidence and none of that shit. Wild West.
SPEAKER_05:Not only that, it was just yeah, it was Wild West, bro. It was like, yo, bro, like who the fuck are you, bro? Who are you over here? You know, imagine a Karen back then, you know, coming over to my fucking land telling me what I can't do. And you know what? Her husband would have came over and gave me a pig or something. He would have been like, yo, thanks. Yes, I would have been wanting to do that for a long time, but they would know it was me.
SPEAKER_01:Excuse me. Excuse me. I I see you've had some natives over on your property this week. Um yeah, I I I I us and the HL, we had some problems with that. Yeah, can you please not have the Native Americans come over to your property?
SPEAKER_05:It's like a family guy when like fucking uh they had Abraham Lincoln come outside and he's like, yo, your grass is getting kind of long over there. He's like, Yeah, used to have a guy for that. Thanks, Dick. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, I mean, think about it. Even like in the like the 60s and 70s, like the mass murderers that existed, that just fucking people just went missing. Oh well. Dude, uh huh. One day you just find a house with a hundred skeletons in it. You're like, oh man, this guy fucking. Yeah, this guy was fucked up.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but that really depends.
SPEAKER_05:I'm glad I was nice to him when I saw him in town once a year.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. When you when you get the house, are you checking for rings? Uh no. You're gonna just release all the skeletons to the back to the cops? What are you talking about? Rings on the fingers, like, well, you know what I mean? Like you're just walking out the rings. You're walking into a mass graveyard.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, so what? Well, I'm not saying I'd be the guy who had the mass graveyard. I'd be that guy.
SPEAKER_01:But did you hear about the guy recently with the mass graveyard?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, but he was digging up bodies. He wasn't killing people.
SPEAKER_01:No, he wasn't killing people. You're absolutely correct. But he was collecting them. Yeah, that's weird and selling them on the internet.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah, that's not bad.
SPEAKER_01:Dark web. Yeah, yeah. No, no, yeah, on no Instagram. On it?
SPEAKER_06:Oh, on Instagram, just straight up regular, didn't even try to hide. Nope. Wow.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know if it's real or not, but skeletons, you know, and everyone's like, this looks kind of fucking real, bro.
SPEAKER_06:Super good, bro. We need to like spray paint fucking actual skeletons. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_01:They sold them right out there. Like, and in fact, it wasn't until my sister actually sent something in to the Instagram. She was like bugging bowls. Yo, you you you know this website is still on your web, like up there. The guy's in prison for selling dead bodies, and you're still selling them online for him.
SPEAKER_05:Instagram. And they were like, oh shit, freedom of speech, bro.
SPEAKER_01:I think they tried to take First Amendment, right? They tried to take three steps back on that one. They're like, no, no, this one's no good. Yeah, we don't need to be involved in this.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.
unknown:Oh.
SPEAKER_01:It's an all-nighter, baby. This is a binger.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Somebody play some elevator music real quick.
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_01:Thinking about going spicy. I think we're going live next week. Oh, going live? What's your platform? All of them. We can pop all them all at the same time. Rogue rogue can handle it. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. The only thing is we're gonna need uh different computers here to go ahead and run the uh like questions and the TNA. TNA?
SPEAKER_06:TNAs?
SPEAKER_01:Of course, babe. Hopefully we get 'em. Probably not. Probably more questions than answers. But I'd I'd much prefer TNA than QA.
SPEAKER_00:Right.
SPEAKER_01:But whatever comes, we'll take it. Take it, take it. So, gentlemen, ladies, next week. Can't wait to see you out there. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna plan to do this thing live. Take some questions, take some answers.
SPEAKER_07:We live, we live.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you're gonna take our answers. But as always, we love you. We appreciate you. Thank you for coming back with us once again. We're back, Ryan.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Oh yeah, no, I don't do it no more. I don't care something.
SPEAKER_00:No, I should just say you gotta say good night.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, good night, y'all.