Temporary Isn’t Temporary

A little smoke under the hood turns into flames real quick.

One minute you’re grabbing coffee.
 Next minute you’re throwing snow at your engine while strangers jump in like it’s a volunteer fire drill.

We start there —
 battery disconnects, fire department protocol, and those split-second decisions that keep a bad morning from becoming a totaled car and a viral clip.

Then we zoom out.

Old buildings.
 Knob-and-tube wiring.
 Paper-wrapped conductors.
 Asbestos like it’s seasoning.

The stories are funny… until they aren’t.
 Brake dust in the air.
 Walls ripped open chasing hot wires.
 “Temporary fixes” that somehow become permanent for 40 years.

Safety isn’t paperwork.
 It’s noticing when normal suddenly feels off.

Then the headlines hit.

Epstein.
 Elite power.
 Clipped-up viral narratives.

We’re not experts — we’re asking questions.
 Who gets protected?
 Should politicians get rich off insider trades?
 What does accountability even mean when money shields everything?

No grandstanding. Just thinking out loud.

We lighten it up with:

Awkward weed runs in strange cities.
 Legalization that didn’t exactly go smoothly.
 And yes — the doctor’s glove trick still wins over fancy scanners.

Then we head to the water.

Boats. Hidey holes.
 Anchoring chaos.
 Thinking you’re holding bottom… and realizing you’re not.

Stripers under diving birds.
 Sea bass on structure.
 Blackfish in rock.
 Fluke roaming the sand.

And yeah — the toxin conversation nobody loves having.

You still fillet the fish.
 You still share the meal.
 You accept the risk.
 Because life isn’t lived inside a lab.

If you like real talk about fires, wires, power games, and tides —
 with laughs that cut through the heavy stuff —

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Transcript

Cold Open And Godzilla Gag

SPEAKER_00 0:01

You ready? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. This is Talking Shit. I'm your host, Don't Know Shit Doug. And always with Ryan and Angelo. Ryan, are you coming with your own like theme song over there? No, that must be me. That sounded like Godzilla.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Yeah. It was Godzilla.

SPEAKER_00 0:18

All right, Godzilla's in the studio. Yeah, Godzilla's chilling with us today. Yeah. So what's new and exciting, guys? Nice little cameo. Oh. Well, I had an incident yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? So woke up this morning. Oh, woke up in the morning.

SPEAKER_03 0:34

You woke up, guys. I woke up.

Car Fire At 7-Eleven

SPEAKER_00 0:36

That was that's an accomplishment to itself. First mistake. Should have gone back to bed. Um to 7-Eleven. And as I got out of 7-Eleven, I saw that like underneath my hood there was a little smoke coming out. So I figured fan belts or something could be burning. So I opened up the hood. So I'm not a mechanic. Godzilla's back. So I'm not a mechanic. So I'm I'm not knowledgeable when it comes down to that situation. So I lifted the hood, and there was a small little fire on the like um block of my engine block.

SPEAKER_04 1:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

And then yeah. So I'm at 7-Eleven, and like two then two Pakistani guys come out and um they're looking in and they're like, Oh, I'll grab an extinguisher from inside. And the other one runs over and just grabs snow and goes, Would you like me to put it on? And I was like, Yeah, throw that on there. So he throws the snow on there, puts out the fire. I'm like, oh, so first thing I do, I call Angelo. I'm like, Angela, what do I do? The guy with the extinguisher, he didn't come and just hit it.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

I just want to back up for a second here. So you you open your hood, you saw a fire, and I guess you froze like a deer in headlights. And luckily, two other people were smart enough to be like, let's put that fire out. No, it wasn't it wasn't. Let me grab something to put that fire out. Doug's just like, oh man, look at the fire.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

No, it wasn't even like that. It was like, I guess these guys just struck first. They they they had the first responders like instinct right before I did. Okay. Yeah. I'll admit it. I mean, when you open your hood and all of a sudden there's a little fire like chilling on the like your engine block, it's not something you expect to see. So for me, I I didn't I guess I had shock for a second. Did you stop dropping roll? I did not. I wish I I was hoping my car was going to.

SPEAKER_03 2:12

Okay. So your car's burning down inside of 7-Eleven. The guy goes and gets his extinguisher, he goes back and does nothing. Your dude over there, he threw some snow on there. It was the sink. Yeah, he was like uh saved the day.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

Yeah, he did. He threw the snow on there, a fire went out, and all that on, so I was good to go. And I call it Angie, Angie was like, bring it home, and then we'll deal with it once we get once you get back to the house. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

I told him I told him to buy a gallon of water just in case it goes on fire. I was gonna say, did it burn down in front of your house? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:38

Um, it did catch back up. Oh, it did? Yeah, yeah, it did. But it wasn't as bad as like because I don't think he had water with him. What's that? I don't think he looks like he wasn't prepared. He totally had water with me, dude.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Remember like two weeks ago and I said when I texted the group, like Jug, check your oil. Yeah. I asked him about that today. I was like, yo, did you check your oil the other day? He's like, I checked all my other fluids, except the one. Except the one I told you to check. Right.

SPEAKER_03 3:01

But the highly critical one for the motor. Yeah. Yeah, washer fluid's good.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

You got plenty of turn signal fluid.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

Yeah. That's crazy. So you guys actually haven't looked at it yet?

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Nah, it was the valve cover. The gas get split. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. It was just spitting oil onto the exhaust and it started all fire. Oh, wow. Wow. Luckily though, nothing burnt. There was no wires right there or anything. So you got it.

SPEAKER_03 3:24

So yeah, he really hasn't changed his oil in a while because it had enough, like well, it had enough. Yeah, it had some some gas mixed in with it or something, apparently. Because I'm good. I don't know, oil that just burns like that.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Yeah. That's why when he called me, he's like, my car's on fire. I'm like, like actual. I'm thinking like, you know, like a 10-year-old girl like calling you up, like, oh my god, my car's on fire. Like, is it actually on fire or is there just smoke coming out from under the hood? And I was like, no, there's like legitimate place. Like legit fire. Like someone had to put it out. I was like, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

All right. Should have just let it burn down and take the insurance money.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

I don't know if I would have gotten anything on that. Yeah, no, I think I would have been talking about it. Yeah. And then 7-Eleven was like 11.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Yeah, exactly. Stay in my parking lot.

SPEAKER_03 4:09

Oh god. Good thing, you know, the fire department, they come over there. The first thing that they have to do is disconnect your battery. Yeah. Yeah. They won't let you leave or anything. I had a little like car fire one time. I have a I had a uh an S10 blazer and had like had dual port injection. Looks like a carburetor, but actually it's two uh injectors. And uh that shit was fucked up. It dumped a whole bunch of fuel and then backfired through the front, and then the whole fucking hood and shit was on fire. And I'm like running around. I'm like, oh fuck fire, right? And I was in Queens and I'm like freaking out a little bit, but some lady heard me in a building and threw like a kitchen one down to me. A kitchen what? Like a kitchen fire extinguisher. Oh, okay. So I put it out, you know, spray the shit. And then like not even a second or two later, I'm hearing fucking fire engines come up the fucking street. They pull up and everything. It was the lady that threw you the extinguisher. I guess so. She's like, I better call because this is gonna be bad, whatever. But yeah, this guy doesn't look like he's efficient with that thing. Yeah, so I'm like, oh, guys, I'm like, it's all good, bro. I got the fucking thing out. No, no, no, we gotta check it. You know, they made me fucking pop the hood. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, protocol, we gotta disconnect the battery. I'm like, all right, cool. He uses vice grips on the fucking battery terminal. I'm like, wow, guys, guys don't have like a fucking bag or eight millimeter. Yeah, no, but yeah, they're just whatever.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

But then they didn't take the Joe's life out and start cutting the shit.

SPEAKER_03 5:24

Pulls out his axe, just chops your shit. Just like cuts my fucking cable. And I'm totally fucking stuck there.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

And so uh when I was like when I was younger, we uh me and my dad like we had a Monicolo and needed a head gasket, so like we rebuilt the fucking engine in the street. And then like you know, my dad's like, we're gonna put the air cleaner back. I was like, oh fuck it, we don't need that. You know, it's carbureting. We drive like two houses down, the fucking carburetor sucked in the insulation from the hood, backfired, with the thing on fire. That's crazy. Fucking he opens the hood and he's like, oh shit, like slams it down. I'm like, what the hell is that? He's like, oh, that might have put it out. Pop the hood again, right? So he pops the hood, he opens it up, still flames everywhere. So he I run over to the house, right? You know, we're right next to like a couple neighbors, you know, down the block. Yeah. And I grab a hose out of the front of the house, you know, Levitown. They got the hoses out front. Yeah, yeah. Put the fire out. My dad's taking the insulation now because it's out. You know, he's ripping it off the hood. Fire department comes because someone called the fire department. They're coming down the road. He throws the insulation on the side of the road, shuts the hood, fires the car up. The guy comes up, he's like, Yeah, we're good. We fucking take back like 10 minutes later, park the car, clean the insulation up. It's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_03 6:35

That's crazy. So that the the the chief didn't follow you guys around, huh? Nah.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

And then like I need that battery.

unknown 6:42

Yeah.

Fire Dept War Stories

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Protocol. You gotta just kick that shit. But yo, the fire department is ridiculous, man. I moved into an apartment once, and like it was I moved in there one day. I lived there, I was wasn't even like fully moved in yet. Had my bed set up and some shit there. Okay. The guys downstairs, I'm on the second floor. The guys downstairs had electric heaters, and like I wake up in the middle of the night, it's just like clut smoked out my apartment. I'm like, what the fuck? I run outside. The guys that downstairs are outside, and they're like, Yeah, the electric panel's smoking, we don't know what's going on. So the fire department shows up. So the way the wire ran into the house, it ran underneath the staircase going upstairs. These guys chopped through the fucking staircase with axes to make sure the wire wasn't on fire under the staircase. Then the fucking landlord is like, I literally gave her the money the day before, yeah. And fucking moved some shit in there, and then you know, this is the next day. I'm calling her up, like, I need my money back. She's like, I can't give you your money back. I'm like, what the fuck, lady? I'm like, like, I don't have a place to live. She's like, well, that's not my problem. She's like, I have bills to pay. I'm like, that's not my problem. I need a fucking place to live. I paid you security and a month's rent. And she's like, well, you know, the house is damaged now. That's not my fucking problem. That's crazy. None of this had anything to do with me. I was upstairs. I could have died, lady. You know, you want a fucking lawsuit? It took me three months to get my money back from her. I had to literally take it to court to get my money back.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

Ouch. So, how much did it cost? How much did it cost you to like get your money back?

SPEAKER_01 8:05

No, nothing. She was as soon as she got the court papers. She she called me up.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

Oh, I didn't think you were that serious about it. You know, the house is gonna get fixed. I go, I'm fucking sleeping in my car. I don't give a shit about your fucking house.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

You know? She was like inviting you back. Yeah, like you think I'm gonna move in? You know, you're already fucking me, lady. Like, you know, you're gonna tell me I owe you three months' rent now if I want to move in. Go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

I don't care about your mortgage. You know your back rent.

SPEAKER_03 8:29

Yeah. It's due. Yeah, that shit was fucked up. That's crazy, though. They chopped open the fucking staircase.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Yeah, chopped open the fucking staircase. Like getting my shit out of there afterwards and jump three steps, you know? It was like Why the fuck they run the power through the fucking staircase? It's just the way the the you know the outside fucking thing was, and then like the circuit breaker was on like the other side of the, you know, so from outside to the inside was the staircase. So they just ran the wire from the meter under the stairs to the panel. Yeah. And then had everything hooked up, you know.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

So what were the steps made out of?

SPEAKER_01 9:02

Wood.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Okay. So good old wood.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Good old wood. But they weren't chopping through concrete. Well, those fire departments.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

Well, they can. They have the tools for it.

SPEAKER_03 9:09

Yeah, they could, but you know, this is a fucking house. Residential house, bro, not an apartment building. Yeah. Using uh using a nice good old Fire X.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

Yeah. I guess they had a good old time, right?

SPEAKER_03 9:18

Hell yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_01 9:19

And then they did this, like they ripped, they ripped the meter off the side of the house.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

Oh, dude, they were having a good old time construction.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

They chopped like the whole wall out around the fucking meter and shit, like around the uh the circuit breakers and everything. These guys like midnight there just fucked. I'm surprised they didn't break the hoses out and start flooding the place, you know. Like it was just like, like, what are you guys fucking doing, bro? Smoking, you know? Rip the meter off. That's it, power's gone.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

You know, they just got uh off of like a 24-hour bender. They're like hammered.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

Yeah, it's only the volunteer guys are like, whoa, something to do.

SPEAKER_00 9:55

We're gonna chop that out, we're gonna chop this out, that's unsafe. Get rid of this.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

They cause more damage than the fire does, bro. It's insane.

SPEAKER_03 10:02

I mean, I I've seen videos on YouTube of like fucking uh like electrical videos guy opens up the service panel and there's like a fucking rodent in there, fucking all fried because he fucking touched the fucking uh the bars. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, and he's like fucking crisp, you know. Imagine what that smells like, like when it's frying and the noises it must make. It must be like right, like crazy. The fuck is that noise about thing explodes? The lights go dim. Or you could tell, like, you know, when the lights go dim and it makes that suction, like that. You could tell whatever it is is definitely getting a lot of juice right now where it's like the whole fucking lights go orange and shit. Yeah, you think it's a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

Grandma just plug a dildo in? What the hell? Yeah, she got that old 1920s vibrator going.

SPEAKER_00 10:44

Oh man. Yeah. What's that lock? Uh the locking um plug that your uh dishwasher uses or your 240? Yeah, the 240 plug. Yeah, that's your grandma's like that's the dildo plug. She needs full power. Exactly. Yeah, load one and two. Yeah. Straight 110 line directly into the thing.

SPEAKER_03 11:04

Yeah, two two. Yeah, yeah. Well, two two one tens. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. We're doubling. Yeah. One of red and a black. Double banana thing. Yeah. I think seen some things. Yo, you ever seen old ass wire? There's an old ass wire right there. It's like they put like fucking paper inside there. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to see like the extra fireable.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Yeah, the real old shit is literally just wire. It's not insulated at all. Oh, okay. And uh it's it's porcelain. I forget what they call it, like peg, peg and porcelain or some shit. Uh huh. So like in your basement, you would have porcelain pegs put in along the studs, right? And it would just literally take the wire, wrap it, and like wrap it, and then run it up to a circuit, you know. It would just wrap around porcelain, you know? It was fucking just bare wire, you know. Grab that shit. Yeah. So like when you were like, you know, punched through a wall, pissed off at your mom, be like, yeah! It zapped, you know. Oh, there's a wire in that wall.

SPEAKER_03 11:59

Shot across the fucking room like Jurassic Park. That's crazy, bro. It's crazy. Yeah. Oh, that's good old construction, man. I mean, and for a very long time, like even shit was fine back then.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

Into the 90s, like asbestos was perfect. It's like uh it's like porcelain, peg porcelain or some shit. Peg porcelain.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

I've seen I feel like I saw that on uh Pornhub. Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 12:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I got a butt pug like that.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

That's what you named her.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

Yeah, yeah. But uh now, yeah. So like uh asbestos was legal until like the 80s, and then there was like a laws that like you know, since you bought so much already, like these construction companies, whatever, they didn't have to like tear it out or anything like that. They could still sell what they had left until like you know, 95 or something.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

So have you had uh have you had a lot of it?

SPEAKER_01 12:49

It's called knob and tube wiring. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_00 12:51

Knob and tube. Even better, bro. That's even sad.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

You had porcelain knobs and then you had tubes that would go through the like where they had drilled holes through like wood. Yeah, put that tube. They would put porcelain tubes in it and then run the wire through the tube.

SPEAKER_00 13:03

Okay, so there was something protecting the the cable from like.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

Well, only when it like if you drilled like a hole through the wire, like he has he has that wire going through the air, that hole.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

Right.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

They would put a porcelain tube in there and then run the wire through the middle of the table.

SPEAKER_00 13:18

Oh, so it's like just like porcelain insulation.

Old Wiring And Asbestos Talk

SPEAKER_01 13:20

Yeah, yeah, okay. And then when it would like came across the beams like that, it would be a porcelain peg, but it would just wrap it around the peg.

SPEAKER_00 13:26

So it would just be a live wire hanging hanging out between the two boards. What kind of cocks were you eating? Jesus. I'm way over here, bro. My burps are a little heavy. Yeah, fucking Jesus. What the hell? Sausage. Yeah, sausage fucking sausage. Was it pre-meal? Uh it was sausage and broccoli. What brand? Um, but actually, that's astounding that like cable used to run like that through the houses. Yeah. Yeah. Back in the day, they just fine, man.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Like you were talking about asbestos, like fucking. So I was doing ironwork and we're like in this area, and they have it all like fucking like uh like tarped off. Yeah. We're working in this area, and then this guy's spraying fire coating on this on the steel beams. Right. And like we're like doing something, like we're not like right on top of them, but like we're in this, we're in this like ticket off area. And I like look around, I'm on a I'm on a fucking scissor lift and we're fucking doing this shit. And I like look around, and I'm like, there's nobody else working in here except us, and those guys wearing full hazmat suits and dust masks and the whole fucking get up, right? Spraying shit. And I look at my foreman who's on the ground. I go, yo, are we supposed to be in here? And he's like, Yeah, why not? I go, look at look at this. I go, you don't notice we're in this tented off fucking area? He's like, he's like, oh, he's like, ah, it's fine. They don't use asbestos and shit anymore. I'm like, that's what they said when they used asbestos. Yeah, you're fine, you know. Like, I'm like, I don't think we should be in here, bro. We can do something else.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

Yeah. I'm sure there's a long uh laundry list of things we can do besides be in this room.

SPEAKER_03 14:55

Yeah, man. Just gotta watch that IOSH.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Yeah, he was like, Oh yeah, I guess uh yeah, come on down, we'll figure something else out. I'm like, fucking jerk off.

SPEAKER_00 15:03

Yeah, so obviously.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

Get down that plane on your fucking phone. I'm up here trying to drill holes or something, you know?

SPEAKER_00 15:08

I didn't know that there were so many different like types of asbestos.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

Oh, dude, they use that shit in everything.

SPEAKER_00 15:14

Yeah, well, there's like green stuff and then the blue stuff and then the orange stuff, and each one of them like has a different poison level to it. So there's uh not so bad stuff, and then there's like the ultra crazy kill you with cancer and like five days stuff.

SPEAKER_03 15:27

Right. Yeah, mesophilioma.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

Uh the old mesophilioma?

SPEAKER_03 15:33

I I remember the commercial, yeah. All the time I used to, and they would always talk about automotive, and I'm like, I gotta get out of this shit. It's like, but that was like some of the retarded people who would like they would do brakes. I remember this guy, he would do brakes. Now, when I was first starting out, we had something called a brake cleaning machine. Okay, and it was like a fucking little tub and it had a fucking shield and shit, and you put it over the top and you would wash everything, and it would all come down so the dust isn't in the air, right? Yeah, yeah, they had that shit. Okay. Well, these guys they go over with the blower in there, fucking with the air tanker. The whole fucking shop's turning gray and like that shit. Retard. What are you doing? Well, why what? I said, bro, you keep you're blowing fucking brake dust all over. You're like atomizing brake dust for everybody breathing in.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

Soak it down with brake cleaner at least. Right. A black fucking snot for the next three weeks. Oh, yeah, it's terrible. I used to hate that.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

Blow your nose and you had fucking just black. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:23

Oh, that's like Wreckers Island. Yeah. When you went to a show there. What? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I never went to a show in Records Island. No, Randall's Island.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

Was that in Gen Pop? Where did they have the show? Well, they were what kind of show are you going to?

SPEAKER_03 16:39

I'm like, I was like, wait, that's that jail. It's a prison, right? Yeah, I yeah, I screwed up.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

No, Randall's Island. Yeah, you go there and like uh your nostrils are have slagtites coming out of them. Yeah, just like black gunk. Bad air quality in there? No, it's uh outdoor field, and like as facing somebody's ass the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

Yeah, big guy too. You're just not talking about it.

SPEAKER_00 17:01

But no, yeah, as you're like going around the field there, you're kicking up the dust the whole time and you're breathing it in, and it's just like caking inside your nose.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I mean your nose is there for that reason, right? It's a filter, but I mean it's like a point, I think the prolonged exposure, you know, regular basis.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

There's only so much that like nose hairs can do, you know? Yeah, right. Nose hairs and not.

SPEAKER_03 17:22

You just gotta stop breathing through your nose, just full mouth it. Oh, mouth breathing that shit, just take it in. Then you're hawking up fucking black shit. Yeah. Hawking loogies that are brown and like not even brown, fucking gray. Oh.

unknown 17:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:35

And then you get the wheeze in your lung uh in your lungs when you breathe out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:40

I haven't had that one yet.

SPEAKER_00 17:41

No?

SPEAKER_03 17:41

No, that's real bad. Yeah. That's like borderline cancer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:47

You might have the AIDS.

SPEAKER_00 17:50

Yeah, no, but uh well, I remember my days in Kentucky down in the coal mines. Yeah, the coal mine, Kentucky days. Had a little canary bird. Yeah. Right, right, right. Named it named a darling. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

Yeah, but you're supposed to have it in a cage, so you know if it dies, not in your butt.

SPEAKER_00 18:07

Actually, you know, I knew it died in my butt. Shut up, man. I can tell it died.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

I had to get a fresh one.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

I can tidy wings.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

They're only good if they squirm.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Yeah, this one's no good. I need another.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

Yeah. The trick is you gotta declare it. You can't have it crawling around in the clothes. You're a pussy. Yeah. Alright, I'm from Tucky. I'm from the north. I'm Yankee. Yeah, Yankees declawed that birds.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

No, I am Tuckians. Uh, what kind of bird do you use?

SPEAKER_01 18:44

Pigeons, bro. That's why half of them are missing their feet in Brooklyn.

SPEAKER_00 18:49

I I'm up I'm up to like baby chickens now. Damn. Baby chicks. Yeah, baby chicks. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

Yeah. I mean, you feel it's not gay because you're putting chicks in there. Little as he knows it's roosters. Putting cocks in there. Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 19:06

That backfired.

SPEAKER_03 19:08

Yeah. Fucking uh you ever seen that fucking video where the guy takes like a quail egg? Apparently people eat quail eggs. Yeah, it's gross. And he fucking like incubates it and makes it a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01 19:17

They do that in like in Thailand.

SPEAKER_00 19:19

It's fucking uh incubates it in what? Did you incubator? Oh, that's that's just normal stuff.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

In Thailand, they eat it's like called like bot or some shit like that. It sounds gross, but it's fertilize, it's a fertilized chicken egg. Okay. Okay. And they like Oh, it's like alive, like like you know, it's like becoming a fucking bird, right? But like they don't let it become a bird, they like boil it, you know, before it's gonna hatch, and then they fucking eat like the bird, like the little baby bird fucking carcass. Yeah, like a hard-boiled egg. It's disgusting. It's fucking disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Do they make the bird watch them eat eat in front of the mother?

SPEAKER_01 19:57

This is gonna be your baby, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Yeah, some cultures, bro, they're fucking out of their minds.

SPEAKER_00 20:03

Uh wa wait, what do you mean, some cultures, bro? I've heard some things today and it blew my mind. This is like some Ed Gaines, like crazy ass shit.

SPEAKER_03 20:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

And then I find out it's about like, now mind you, before I say anything, my my name is Don't No Shit Doug, okay? That's my alias.

SPEAKER_03 20:23

All right. Don't know shit. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

I saw this on the internet, so I don't know how truthful it is. Take it with a grain of salt, look it up yourself, whatever. It was fake. It could be fake, it could be fake. The internet's only real.

SPEAKER_01 20:36

You see, it's like Garfield, if it's on the internet, it's gotta be real.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

And at the at the same time, I don't want to get killed, so uh, but I heard that the Clintons were into super fucked up shit, bro.

SPEAKER_01 20:47

Really? Yeah, oh yeah, no, we're not gonna commit suicide. I'm very happy, okay? You guys hear I died in a car accident with three bullets in the back of my head and a and a belt choking me. It's not true.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

And that cum on my stomach is not mine. Yeah, I did not put that there. Yeah, dude, I heard it's some messed up stuff. Like, um, apparently, this is what they're saying on the internet, and I it might be fake, it may be AI, but some lady's testifying that she was out in the woods, or no, she was like um on the island and BFC's island, yeah. And Bill would like come up to like the girls and make them walk around like dogs, and if they misbehave with cigars in their asses, maybe probably that's their little tails, the old the old taste test, yeah. But um, if they misbehaved, they would like put those girls aside, and then Hillary would come, and then she would get her golf court with a rifle and a golf cart. They would send the girls out into the woods, and then she would go hunt the girls down in the woods, and then the boys would like uh this is what I heard. I swear to God. Saying, dude, if it's real, holy shit. That's some crazy ass shit.

Dark Web, Epstein, And Elite Rumors

SPEAKER_01 22:03

I mean, no, it's not so far-fetched. Like, what was that game? Uh the deadliest fucking they had like a movie like that where they were fucking uh they were hunting like humans on an island, yeah, the rich people. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Survivor. Yeah, yeah. Survivors, dude. Yeah. No, no, I listen. I mean, yeah, I'm sure that there's other things out there. I mean, even like, you know, we talked about the dark web a little bit. Supposedly, there's people who like buy and sell body parts and fucking do weird shit like that.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

I'm not afraid to admit it. If I owned an island and had money like that, yeah, the level of insane shit that would happen. Like, you know. Yes, but you know, just if they if like if that future crime shit was real and I had a billion dollars, just lock me up. Because fucking bad shit's gonna happen to people. Bad shit. What the hell is that movie? I'll be like, oh, you bumped into me in the middle of a part of a sidewalk? I'd have you kidnapped and brought to my island. I'd be haunting you, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

Or just leave them there for like eight months. Pre-cogs. Yeah, just yeah. Just leave him there and see what happens. Exactly. You get that in that cage.

SPEAKER_03 23:04

No, but like, um, so it's been going around lately with Michael Jackson and like Macaulay Culkin, but I don't believe it. I don't either.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

Well, Macaulay Culkin said that he didn't touch him.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

No, no, like so. Supposedly, like, they're saying that Michael Jackson is saying in one of his songs or some shit like that that oh well actually Macaulay Culkin came out on an interview saying some bullshit about how he was Mike Michael Jackson saved Macaulay Culkin from like Epstein Island or some bullshit. But at the same time, Macaulay Culkin was way, first of all, way too young, and Epstein didn't get his fucking island until 1998. Right. So it makes like the timelines, whatever they're saying, don't match, but it's just taken off on the internet.

SPEAKER_00 23:41

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 23:41

Yeah, and then Michael Jack uh Michael Jordan decided to grab some little kids' ass for some reason.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

Yeah, so that was that was weird. Yeah, that was no cool.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Yeah, these MJs are weird, yeah. You can't trust an MJ.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

Yeah, no, so I I don't know if I believe that whole MJ thing. That thing seems too far-fetched that he was trying to save uh Macaulay Culkin. Well, save little kids from the Epstein Island. Like he's gonna come in and be the great savior. Yeah, no, you were doing some weird shit yourself, bro. Like a grown adult stuff.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

I don't know if he was doing I mean, yeah, like he shouldn't have been like fucking sleeping with the kids, but like I don't, you know, like at the same time though, like you think about his childhood. So not even his childhood, fuck all that. Yeah, the kids' parents, the little kids' parents, like, yeah, go stay at Michael Johnson. What do you do? You know, like like what you like you would like, you were hoping that your kid got molested. Like, there's no other fucking way around it.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

You were fucking praying. You were like holding your ass. I hope it's not too bad.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

You know, I got I got two other kids, you know. Fuck it, you know? Like it's the same thing with uh what's his name? Uh R. Kelly. Yeah. Dude, R. Kelly. No, that's that's Diddy. Fucking with R. Kelly, like these parents were like signing custody over to like to producers and shit. Oh, that's crazy. And like letting them live in R. Kelly's mansion, yeah. And like all this crazy shit, like literally signing custody of your 14-year-old daughter over to a grown fucking man, and he's like, Yeah, we're gonna make her famous. Right. Like, I'm gonna piss up before OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Yeah, but did you know he believed he could fly?

SPEAKER_01 25:12

Yo, I believe you can fly too, bro. If I had random people assigning me their 14-year-old daughters, I'd I'd think I'm inviting him too, bro.

SPEAKER_03 25:20

I'd be peeing on everything. Right now he's in the shoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's locked up. He was thrown in the shoe because he's they they had uh did he pee on Sam Bang? Some warden uh like he he somehow got the warden's phone number and was like holding him with like an illegal cell phone. Yeah. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 25:40

That's weird because he's like, I want to pee pee. I want to poo-poo.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

He's like, Oh, Kelly, stop calling me, motherfucker. Meanwhile, it's Dave Chappelle fucking with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:53

I read that today. I was like, Wow, you got the fucking warden's phone number? Why would you call him out of people? Well, there was some kind of program that the oh, so it was a chicken idiot ain't trying to make it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

Like, help a brother out, man. Yeah, yo, get this guy to get me out. Yeah, but he still got one house with 14 year olds in it, man. You fucking get me out. We'll go together. How do you even got that open door?

SPEAKER_03 26:15

I mean, think about it. So he he got um in 2022, he was uh like uh whatever they call that. They um not prosecuted, but uh arraigned or whatever the fuck uh they sentenced him. They sent okay he was sentenced to 20 years uh there, and then in Chicago he got another 20 years consecutively, right? So he has to do his 20, right? And that's that's gonna only be, you know, 20 years isn't too bad. He's like in his 50s, I think, right? He'll get out and he'll go to Chicago for another 20. Fuck. Wait, Doug. You're right? Doug's Birdman up to I didn't know what he was doing.

SPEAKER_01 26:48

He was like talking up with I'm blowing it down. Speaking of R. Kelly, I could taste him.

unknown 26:57

Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Damn, bro. Okay, so um, yeah, my punchline's gone now. Yeah. Wanna hand warmer? No, no, I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

Oh yeah, they're good. But um, yeah, so that's uh that's that. But no, I don't believe that Michael Jackson shit. Michael Jordan supposedly what he was really doing was they like prior to that clip, like you seeing that, they dumped like a thing of ice on the kid and like whoever else was standing there, and supposedly he was like shaking the ice out of his shirt and like wiping the water off on his leg or something. Sounds sounds legit. Yeah. What's that? No, it looks pretty gay.

SPEAKER_00 27:32

That looked like a squishy, squishy, squishy butt cheek. Yeah. It was like weep, weep. Yeah, that was like a you're coming from underneath and up. Yeah, it wasn't like a cheek. Yeah, that was that was definitely shelfing. Yeah, you think so? Oh, he was definitely shelfing him up.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

Oh, I thought it was a little high on his lower back, but at the same time, who knows? You know, maybe the guy's gonna Well, it's a little white boy. His butt cheek says, Oh my god. And how would you know that, Doug? Uh, because I saw the video. Oh man, that's a little white boy.

SPEAKER_00 28:04

And the headline says Michael Jordan grabbed little boy's ass. So that also helped me.

SPEAKER_03 28:09

Yeah, that shit is everywhere. Yeah. It's um, it's fucked up. I hate it when I'm on Instagram and I scroll and I see like the original or whatever it is, and I scroll again and it's the same fucking video from someone else. And they're talking about it.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Well, did you see this guy? Check this out. And you're like, oh, yeah, I saw that like 18 times. Like, wow, I should repost this.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

I like how they keep clipping that shit, you know. So speaking of fucked up shit, that Samantha Guthrie chick on the Today Show.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

Oh, the one that's missing or her mother.

SPEAKER_01 28:39

Her mother's missing. Her mother's missing. Yeah. So apparently the story behind that is insurance money? Nah, she did. She interviewed one of the Epstein victims, right? Oh. And the Epstein victim was like given like fucking details, like names, fucking who did this, who did what. Yeah, like fucking going into like extreme detail of like what took place on the island and all this shit, right? And then that girl, the victim, died a few days later in a car accident, you know. She got hit by like a semi-truck with three gunshots in the back of her head. Natural causes. Yeah, not totally natural accident. And then uh a couple days after that, the the chick Samantha's fucking the Today show host, her mother goes missing, and then they get a ransom note, and then she does a thing on TV where it's her and her fucking husband, right? Yeah. And they say, they were saying that um turn her husband, and they were saying, We we hear you, we understand, we know what we have to do, you know, we get it, you know, just please return my mother. You know, we'll pay whatever you want, we'll just please return my mother, right? Now the husband, her husband, was one of the Clinton like security advisors or some shit. Like one of the guys that worked with Clinton, traveled with Clinton, was all over the place with Clinton. Yeah. Guy has receipts and like knows like what Clinton was up to. And the Clintons are supposed to testify with the Epstein fucking trial coming up.

SPEAKER_03 30:08

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

Yeah, so it's uh kind of kind of wild that all this shit took place, you know. If any of it's you know true, but you know, who knows if we'll ever find out if it's true or not.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

That's another thing, is like, alright, we're gonna we're learning all this crazy shit about the oligarchy and all their nut stuff, and God forbid, like if it is if any of this like terrible, like an ounce of this is true. I think it's all true.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

But if it oh god I think it's so much worse when we find out like the like you know, but you like what they're showing us is like here's a little conspiracy, and it's like, yeah, all right, every conspiracy so far has been real, so so it's like do you remember that scan like the conspiracy about Pizzagate that like was revolving around the internet about four or six years ago? No, it was longer than that. It was yeah, it was when uh Pizzagate? It was when Obama was Pizzagate, it was when Obama was president, it was like probably 2008, 2009.

SPEAKER_00 31:00

So yeah, there was this thing called Pizzagate, and what it was was a conspiracy that people were try are trafficking humans in Pizza Cut. And they would order the the humans through codes of pizza. Oh and apparently there was a pizza parlor in uh America, DC, Washington, D.C.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

It was like five blocks from the fucking White House. Yeah, right, wow, and apparently the guy who owned it was like the great, great, great grandchild of one of the Rothschilds, but like you know, removed, like married, you know, like so like he wasn't like oh Rothschild, but like he was part of the family, yeah. And like in the basement of that place, they had like what looked like kill rooms. That's crazy. Yeah, they literally there was a basement in there that had I think it was five rooms that had it was like set up with like drains on the floor that were all soundproof. Picture hostile, yeah, like hostile, you know, it was like hostile, right? Like you had like this thing, and then you had all these politicians and celebrities for some weird reason hanging out at this pizzeria. Like hanging out, like yo, there's pictures of Obama there, and then like the paintings on the wall are like fucked up paintings, like they're like they're like weird, like fucking satanic, like fucked up painting. Like there's a picture of Obama in front of one of these fucked up paintings. This is before AI was all over the internet, you know.

SPEAKER_00 32:20

This is Sir, those are just pizza rickshaws. Yeah, those are rickshaw rickshaws, you know, those are pizza pizza rickshaws, okay? That sauce in an obscure pattern, you're just seeing it.

Viral Clips, MJ Accusations, And Media

SPEAKER_01 32:31

And then like I fucking uh like because I I read into that when that shit was going on, and it was so fucked, and then the the pizzeria had like a login, right? What pizzeria has a login, you know? Like you go on the website.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

Domino's does. I go into Domino's. Yeah, Domino's, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

They remember your address, you know? But yeah, this shit had a login, and someone like fucking, you know, like backdoored it or went into it somehow or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 32:55

It's got like a thumb reading.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

It had all these fucking things on there, like, you know, cheese pizza aged 10 years,$10,000, you know. Wow. Uh slightly used pepperoni pizza, like pepperoni's like a little boy, cheese pizza's a little girl or some shit like that. Like slightly used pepperoni, you know, discount,$3,000, you know, must come in 24 hours, you know. So it was like this, you got like a dying kid in your fucking basement. It's like, oh, you want to come finish him off? Like, you know, like yeah, it was fucked up, bro. It was like it was really fucked up, man. They used to have it all over the internet, screenshots of the fucking other thing, like it was fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 33:31

So I bring that up to say that a lot of pizza people felt like Pizzagate never existed, it was never around, it was never a thing, it had to be fake. Yeah. So um, and then you know, the more you learn about it, the more the more you learn about it, the more you find out that um in the Epstein files, they mentioned pizza, pizza slices, and ordering pizza. I think it was like nine like ridiculous amount. I don't even want to say the number because it was just so high.

SPEAKER_01 34:01

One of the fucked up things about the Pizzagate thing, too, was that the they had a picture in there. It was a pool with children hanging like upside down, right? It was an empty pool with children hanging upside down above it, right? It was one of the pictures. That pool is at Anderson Cooper's house, the house he grew up in. And Anderson Cooper's brother killed himself, and they didn't know why he killed himself. Like when he was like 20, he killed himself. And they the theory is that like the brother killed himself because he saw like his parents and Anderson Cooper's mom, I forget who she was, I think she was a Vanderbilt or something, or married a Vanderbilt. And like, you know, this so they're part of that elitist, you know, organization, and that pool was in in the house that they grew up in, and apparently the picture was you know, they didn't have like blood in it, but like they used to like hang the kids upside down and fucking kill them like that in uh in the pool. And just bleed them or bleed them out into the empty pool, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:00

Wow, yeah, that is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

So it's fucked up, man. But that that picture was there. It was like little that's what I mean. There was fucked up ass pictures, and like, you know, Obama's hanging out there, like fucking s senators are hanging out there. Like, what are you guys doing hanging out at a pizzeria five blocks from the White House? Like it's fucking weird, you know?

SPEAKER_00 35:17

Instead of doing your job, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:18

Or going out to a high-end restaurant, or yeah, you know, like you're gonna have like a consulate dinner at a pizzeria. You know, like it's weird, it's fucking really weird.

SPEAKER_00 35:29

And then somehow the emails are now tying back to that situation, and you're like, wait a minute. Yeah, you know, this conspiracy is kind of like starting to hold water and a lot of it. Yeah, it really is, man. It's fucked up. And then yes, and that's the bottom line is it's fucked up. The situation, the human beings that got put put through the put through this. I mean, if you look at it, the oligarchy just does not give a shit about humans.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

Well, I mean, like they had Pam Bondi talking about, you know, um if the you know, they like asked her, like, oh, what will happen if you go after like these Epstein file people, and she's like, it'll tank the economy in America, you know, like that's the first thing they'll do is tank the economy. She's like, you know, the the SP is at 50,000 right now, you know. You wanna you wanna ruin that? And it's like, yeah, you know, like fuck it, let's reset the whole system. You know, like how much poorer can the average person in America really get? You know who's gonna get hurt when the SP crashes? All the rich people, you know? Right. Like, I'll gonna take a hit on my retirement, I'm gonna take a hit on my stocks, but like, it's not like I'm losing millions of dollars. I'm gonna lose, you know, I'm gonna lose thousands, and then maybe hopefully it'll rebound at some point, you know. But like these motherfuckers, we should seize their assets.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

Well, hopefully our country can rebound with that. Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 36:46

It's like well, that's the problem, is that there's they're all involved. They're all in it from the the lowest levels to the highest levels, they're all involved in it, and like there'll be there'll be nobody left. We'll literally be trying to vote on all new motherfucking people. I think that's what we need. I think we need actual people.

SPEAKER_00 37:05

I think we need real human beings in office. I think we need real terms set. Like, you're not allowed to spend your entire life becoming a lifetime politician, and then your kid's gonna come in and become a lifetime politician, and his kid's gonna come in and become a lifetime politician.

SPEAKER_01 37:19

Yeah. Lifetime politicians should not be a thing. You know, that whole Bush senior, Bush Junior bullshit, and then you even you know go back further, you have Prescott Bush in there. Like, that's like generations of these fucking jerk-offs in office, setting things up, doing shit.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

I think you your first term is free. After your first term, like to go back for your second term, you have to like survive a knife fight or something.

unknown 37:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:44

Well, the other thing is like we should, you know, like I I mean I Trump talked about stopping them from like being able to invest in stocks and shit. You know, because obviously that leads to corruption. Of course it does. They know we should have fucking full public access to their fucking tax returns because they do that in other countries, so you could see that they're that they're fucking gaining ungodly amounts of money. Look at fucking Nancy Pelosi, she's gonna walk away a fucking billionaire, too. You know, it's fucking insane.

Free Grocery Store Chaos And Betting

SPEAKER_00 38:10

Honestly, like Nancy was one of those that I've always had a bad like taste in my mouth for. But the one that I have my eye on right now is what was it, the$1.5 million uh winery in California.

SPEAKER_01 38:26

Oh, what AOC?

SPEAKER_00 38:27

No, not AOC. Uh um, the chick from um Minnesota. Uh okay. Uh what was that? What's her name? I have no idea. The Oh, Ilian Omar, yeah, dumb bitch. Omar, yes. Yeah, all of a sudden she has like all of these.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

But I saw that with AOC too, though. AOC had like a winery that was listed at like 25,000 like two years ago, and then all of a sudden it's like five million dollars, and then it just like vanished.

SPEAKER_00 38:50

Right.

SPEAKER_01 38:51

You know, and she's worth like 20 million dollars now. Bitch was a bartender, didn't even know she was like running for anything. Like she was shocked, she was more shocked than the people who've who quote unquote voted, you know, and like she's like, I won an election, like what did I win, you know?

SPEAKER_00 39:07

You know, like speaking of that, let's talk about uh Mundami of the Week. Oh god, did he hear about the grocery store that finally opened?

SPEAKER_01 39:15

Yeah, but that wasn't even him. That wasn't even him. That was a crypto grocery store, but like, God, that was a fucking disaster. Like fucking 26 minutes into it, they're like, Yeah, we're out, we're out of everything. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 39:26

People came in and took everything that we had, yeah, you know, like it was a clean sweep across the entire grocery store. Yeah, it was insane.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

People were waiting online for like four days for it to open, and then like 10 minutes into it, it was like, yep, we're out. You know, and that's exactly what would happen if there's any grocery stores that opened up like that, you know?

SPEAKER_00 39:47

Of course. If you have to pay for it, then you make decisions on whether you want to get it or not. If it's free, you're just gonna grab as much shit as you possibly physically can bring home.

SPEAKER_03 39:56

Yeah, I want free.

SPEAKER_00 39:57

Yeah, I want free freeze for me.

SPEAKER_03 39:58

Well, you're talking about the uh the free grocery store that they opened in Queens?

SPEAKER_00 40:01

No, we actually started picking out things inside the garage that we're gonna take home. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

I saw that too, but you know what? That that uh that supermarket's owned by Polymarket.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

Yeah, it's not a fucking but at the same time, it's it was a pop-up store, yeah. It was like it was like a you know sponsoring. It was a fucking tax write-off, really. That's what it was. They're like, all right, man, we made a lot of money this year.

SPEAKER_00 40:20

Let's fucking 45 minutes there, they were pretty much done. Wow, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

I mean, polymarket, that's like uh like the Kelchi app. That's like the same thing, right? You make bets on shit. Oh, is it?

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

I wonder if Kelchi was taking bets to see if it would actually stay open. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. How long do you think the grocery store will last?

SPEAKER_01 40:41

It's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_03 40:42

I like the guys took the bets on like you know, who's gonna streak or whatever in the foot in the Super Bowl. And then it's the guy who fucking he plays his own bet.

SPEAKER_01 40:50

Yeah, but apparently that happened that happened like years ago again, too. You know, like he did it, uh he did it in Vegas. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then they wouldn't pay him because they're like, oh, you can't bet on yourself.

SPEAKER_00 40:59

Why not?

SPEAKER_01 41:01

You can't bet on yourself. So it's like a fucking, it's like an NFL player, like, yeah, we're gonna lose this game. Uh huh. And then fucking throwing thrown fucking balls out of bounds the whole time.

SPEAKER_00 41:10

Like, nah. So so that guy didn't have one fucking friend in the world? I don't know. Exactly, right?

SPEAKER_01 41:15

You don't have one friend that's got balls, like, bro, I'll place the bet. You're getting out there.

SPEAKER_00 41:20

Yeah, or vice versa. You place the bet. Here's my fucking money. You put whatever money you want. I'm gonna run at this point, get me out in an hour, you know?

SPEAKER_03 41:31

The fines are serious. Like after like the second or third offense, it's like a hundred grand.

SPEAKER_00 41:35

Yeah, but what if you well, a hundred gram? Who's gonna do it two or three times? I mean, all you all you gotta do is get paid out once, right? Yeah, yeah. He did it twice though.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

Uh, this is the second time?

SPEAKER_00 41:46

Yeah. Well, years later, right? Yeah, but still.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

Oh, this might be the guy who didn't get paid in Vegas then.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

Yeah. No, but then he needs his money.

SPEAKER_01 41:53

He's like, fuck, all right, I'll do it on Calci, bro. They'll never know. I'll make a fake username. They'll never know it's me.

SPEAKER_03 42:00

Then there was another kid who like uh so they were placing bets on like when would the uh like when would the whole like national anthem and all that stuff end? Like at what time? A minute and 56 seconds, 55 seconds. So the kid went there for the fucking uh, what did he do that, like a rehearsal with the jets and everything flying over, and he he's timing it and he used some kind of special sound advice through in order to know when they stopped singing or something, and he won the bet.

SPEAKER_00 42:26

Nice. Yeah. What do you mean won? Like there was one, like it came down to the millisecond, so it's like you have to put in like it'll happen at three three point five or three five point six. It was like under five three, two, four.

SPEAKER_03 42:41

Uh probably like 50 G's or something. Oh, that's some cakes. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's worth it. I mean, you gotta fly out to like you know, San Francisco, get a hotel. No, thank you. Chill for a little while, no, hang out with some gay dudes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:54

Remember when we were in San Francisco, bro? We met that guy Bagel. Bagel. Yeah. He's like, yeah, man, my name's Bagel. We're like, all right, cool, bro. He's like, you guys need weed. We're like, no, we just took that dispensary guy to sell us. Before it was like fucking legal. And like, you know, like it was so fucking funny. Like, luckily we had Doug with us that day because the guy looks at Doug and he's like, I'll sell that guy weed. Like, all right, Doug, go with him. You know, the guy's like, we're all showing him our New York IDs. He's like, Yeah, right. I don't know, yeah, I don't know. He's like, he's like, Doug's like, yo, man, like he's like, I'll sell that guy the weed.

SPEAKER_00 43:30

Yeah, I was like, bro, man, can you sell me some weed? And he's like, Yeah, I'll sell it.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

He's like, You guys wait outside, I'll take him, bro. All right, bro. And then we go across the street to like some like cafe or something. This guy comes out and he's like, Yo, man, what's up, bro? My name's Bagel, bro. Yo, you got the chill, you guys need anything, man? Like, yo, I got the hookup, but like, now he just got some shit, bro. He's like, Really? How'd you guys get someone to sell your weed out here? But like, yo, they fucking money dunk.

SPEAKER_03 43:59

It looks like The time they fit in, right? Yeah. Yeah. Show it was fucking hilarious. Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, you know, they're out there. You gotta find them. You just gotta watch out, you know, if you're doing it. Like, I remember I was looking for that shit in like Texas.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

Yeah, that was you know, there was this one. Well, I got it from a bum too. It was funny, right? So, like, yeah, he they they they do the game, you know. You come out the hotel, and then after you come out, you go downstairs. They got like a fucking gallon of jug, like uh gasoline. Yo, man, can I get like five dollars for gas? I felt bad for him at first. Like he got me. I'm like, all right, bro, here's five dollars. And then the next day he was there, and I'm like, yo, bro, you still get that gas? He's like, Oh shit, man, what's up, man? And I had that's you know, talking to him a little bit. I'm like, okay, I'm like, uh, I gave him 10 bucks and I was like, yo, man, where can I get something? And he we went over to this like some fucking shady ass fucking spot in the hood. And he came out and it was.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

Where can I get some? He's like, You want meth? You're like, no, no, no, no, it's just weed, bro. It's just weed.

Weed Stories, Legalization, And Doctors

SPEAKER_03 44:55

Yeah, exactly. Some weed, and uh he got it for us. That was good. But um yeah, sometimes they try to take you drifting you off into other areas. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, and if I get jumpy for stupid shit, yeah, bums are crazy.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

That's the best, though. Like it was even in Costa Rica, bro. It's like, yo, where can I get some weed? And like people are like, oh, you know, like it's so illegal there. So they're like, you know, they get really cunty until you find like the right guy, and then the right guy's like, yeah, you know, like, you know, some of them are like, give me, give me, give me a hundred dollars, I'll go get it for you. Like, nah, bro. Go get it. Yeah, go get it, and I'll give you the hundred dollars. Right, right. Like, I got the money, bro. I'll be at this bar, go get it, motherfucker, you know? Yeah. It was fucking funny, but like, you know, kids today will never know that. Never know that, you know? Like you can just walk into a store and get it now, you know. Like we used to, even like we used to go to the city back in the day, like we would go to the city and then be like, oh fuck, man, we need weed, and then like find some guy and be like, yo man, like where can you get weed? Like, oh, go to the park. There's a guy sitting on a bench, you know, like you got like some random park, and there's a dude sitting on a bench. Like, yeah, you got a twelve, you got a dub? You know, he's like, Yeah, dirty. Like, no, it's a dub, it's 20. He's like, 25. You're like, no, 20.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

You know, that's crazy. Yeah, no, no, I remember when it, yeah, exactly. It was illegal here and uh oh, Washington Square Park? When you got to once you know, once you knew people though, it wasn't too bad.

SPEAKER_01 46:16

Like, you know, yeah, you had to connect. It was like, yo, come through, and then like four and a half, yo, I'll be there in 20 minutes. Four and a half days later, you're like, dude, are you coming with that 20 thing, bro? Yeah, like what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 46:25

Used to hate that.

SPEAKER_00 46:26

I'm still on the way, bro. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

I'll be there in 10.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

You're like, yeah, you told me 20 minutes five days ago.

SPEAKER_00 46:31

Why are you always stressing me out, man? I'll get there when I get there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, now they'll deliver it to you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll bring it to your house. Mm-hmm. Yep, they got the call-up cards and everything. Like, New York is like definitely got but do you know why marijuana became illegal in New York? Why it did? Yeah, why? Why? So Andrew Como was the one that like pulled the trigger on that. Yeah, before he was going out. Oh, yeah, it was because he was going out. Oh, he was like, Let me get this in. Yeah, well, he was like, Oh, let me like get the um like situation off of me and onto marijuana. Right, right, right. So apparently during the pandemic, he didn't he went ahead and um gave um he did the thing with the old people. So he put people with COVID in like old people homes. And then on top of that, um, he apparently like touched a cop inappropriately.

SPEAKER_03 47:23

Yeah, yeah. It was like uh yeah, some lady on an elevator, whatever, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:26

Exactly. And then at that point in time, he's like, oh no, I didn't do anything bad. Uh marijuana's legal.

SPEAKER_03 47:31

Right. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00 47:33

Well I was like, yeah, but we don't have any rules. What's the rules and regulations to it? I don't know, it's legal. Enjoy. Like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 47:43

Yeah, man. I mean, you know, well, you could get it anywhere now, it's available. The uh there is still some like medical ones that are only medical. Yeah, I mean, but is it any different, to be honest with you? I don't know, maybe you get a better price.

SPEAKER_00 47:59

I mean, your insurance pays for it?

SPEAKER_03 48:01

I guess. Yeah, maybe that'd be cool. Probably not though.

SPEAKER_00 48:05

I mean, I I pay for insurance and I it doesn't really do anything for me throughout the year, really. You know, you don't want your herpes cream, unless something like I mean, I am gonna have to get the guy to stick with this fan. I gotta get the guy to stick his finger up my butt soon.

SPEAKER_01 48:17

Oh, isn't that funny though? They always come up with like new technology for shit, but like it's still when it comes down to dudes, they're like, nah, bend over. Yeah, put the finger in. No, no one came up with the scan test for this yet. Exactly. I gotta do the old fingertip. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:31

Is there any way you can like we can do this without you intruding on my butthole? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:36

Anyway, did that make me feel like a whore? It's not even the finger part that's the worst. It's when they're like, He makes you put on the let me wipe you up. You're like, no, no, no, give me the paper, I'll wipe myself up.

SPEAKER_00 48:50

Oh, so you don't mind when he makes you put the lipstick on.

SPEAKER_01 48:52

No, no, the lipstick part's fine.

SPEAKER_00 48:54

Oh, you look that's the lead up. He likes to look pretty before the show.

SPEAKER_03 48:58

No, it's like the colonoscopy shit that's gonna have to happen. That's that's what I'm not looking forward to. They knock you out and then they stick a fucking camera in your ass.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

You just gotta trust the guy who pulls his watch out too.

SPEAKER_03 49:08

You're like, I mean, you wake up and you're all like, ooh, that felt amazing, but my ass feels weird. I don't know, take that, Ryan. Yeah, not amazing. Amazing was the anesthetic. Oh I don't know what you were getting off on anesthesia, not the fucking asshole fucking.

SPEAKER_00 49:28

You just opened up new worlds for me, Doc. I woke up and felt amazing, but my ass hurts. Yeah, we stopped by the store on the way home.

SPEAKER_01 49:37

It's like when I had my knee surgery, the anesthesiologist. So my buddy, well, you know, Johnny. Yeah. Johnny's telling me how he had elbow surgery, and he like woke up during the elbow surgery. So the anesthesiologist, you know, has to come in for the pre-opting, right? Before he brings you in. Yeah. He's asking me his questions. I'm like, yeah, I got a question for you, man. Like my buddy says, like, he woke up during an elbow surgery. He's like, ah, you know, he's like, you know, they probably just put him into like a twilight, you know, like you're gonna be under, you know, like we gotta drill and do shit to your knee. Like, you're gonna be out for a couple hours. We're not, you know, we're dosing you. I'm like, ah shit. So I just gotta trust you guys and aren't gonna start fingering me while I'm fucking out. This fucking Indian guy was like, Jesus Christ, bro. I'm like, you know, I trust you, bro. You know, you got small fingers. He's like he's like shaking his head, laughing so hard. He's like, Oh, you're gonna be fine, bro. You're gonna be fine. I'm like, I hope so. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 50:30

You look over on his doctor table, there's a big bottle of uh baby oil. You're gonna be fine, boy.

SPEAKER_01 50:37

No diddy in, all right?

SPEAKER_00 50:41

No ditty. All right. So on that note, yeah. And what time?

SPEAKER_03 50:49

What's that? What time? Oh, I don't know. It's it's 9 59. We've been on for 50 minutes. Oh 50 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 50:55

50 minutes. We almost coming to the end. 50 minutes talking shit.

SPEAKER_03 50:59

Yeah. Now we want 51 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 51:01

I said I said we make fun of Doug for nine more minutes, and then oh, that's a great way to wrap out the show, you know.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

Just start talking shit about me.

SPEAKER_03 51:10

Yeah, typically how uh our shows end. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, man. Just uh you know chilling, taking it easy.

SPEAKER_00 51:18

Yeah, anything good planned for the week? No, no, not me. Me either. Yeah, I mean, just to I'm waiting for the snow to melt. It's yeah, I'm fucking tired of it. Yeah, that shouldn't be here until May. Yeah, she ain't going nowhere. We got more snow, what, today? No, it's Monday.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

Yeah, Monday.

SPEAKER_00 51:35

We got a couple more inches. Exactly. On top of the crap.

SPEAKER_01 51:38

Yeah, yeah, but that all melted though.

SPEAKER_00 51:40

It's gone, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:41

Yeah, it's gone, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:42

We need it all to melt. Yeah, yeah. Boating season's upon us soon. Well, it's coming.

SPEAKER_01 51:47

Yeah, I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_00 51:48

It might end up being a fucking cold memorial day out there. Oh, true. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, if it's balls cold, it's balls cold. I have coats, I have whatever. You got the coat? I got the coat.

SPEAKER_01 52:02

Yeah. Oh, it's devastating.

unknown 52:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:07

Get a little fire pit going down there. We'll open up the little hatch window.

SPEAKER_00 52:12

Don't mind us.

SPEAKER_01 52:15

Come on to those smokeless fire pits and uh go to that.

SPEAKER_00 52:18

Actually, what that's okay. Um, that conversation has to be done off air. Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. No. All right. Well, first we're talking about our hidey holes in Bearded Island, then uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:30

That can't be secret spots. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 52:33

That's not open to the public. Full of hidey holes. Yeah, we got a little boat of hidey holes.

Boats, Hidey Holes, And Docking Fails

SPEAKER_01 52:38

We're cool with butt stuff on air, but not the hidey holes.

SPEAKER_00 52:42

Well, you know, those are little our little spots that we like to go off away from public and everything and go and enjoy ourselves. Nobody enjoys those those islands because they can't get to them.

SPEAKER_01 52:52

Yeah. So you think the show's weird, you should see what we do in those hidey holes. Oh you know the implications when you have a boat.

SPEAKER_00 53:01

Yeah. Oh, it's there.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:03

Yeah.

unknown 53:05

Shit.

SPEAKER_00 53:06

And with that said, audience, we definitely want to uh force Ryan to uh make bad decisions and get a boat.

SPEAKER_01 53:12

Yeah. Yeah. I've been trying. I keep sending him boat stuff. It's gonna it's gonna be some boats.

SPEAKER_00 53:16

He's reluctant.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

That's just gonna hurt my wallet.

SPEAKER_00 53:18

Oh, yeah, yes, but it but it'll it'll be so good for your soul.

SPEAKER_03 53:22

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:23

The two times a year you're allowed to use it.

SPEAKER_03 53:27

All the all the money I'll be dumping on uh slips and all that other shit.

SPEAKER_00 53:31

Yeah, yeah, but you'll you'll be out on the water all the time with us.

SPEAKER_03 53:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

For for a cost.

unknown 53:36

What?

SPEAKER_00 53:37

And not just fuel. Oh, well, that's that's that's the American dream.

SPEAKER_01 53:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:42

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 53:42

Yeah, what was it saying?

SPEAKER_01 53:44

Like my other buddy Ryan, I go boating with, he's like, he's like, I got permission. We can go this day. He's like, You better come. Like uh, you poor bastard.

SPEAKER_00 53:53

Yeah, I'm allowed to go this day, this day, and this day. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 53:56

Sorry, you gotta have all the cool shit before you meet the girl. Because then it's like, look, a boat, I do shit, I don't want to hear your mouth about it. Moving into my house, you're gonna have my kids. I got my boat. Shut your mouth.

SPEAKER_00 54:09

Those are my kids.

SPEAKER_01 54:12

Yeah. Those are my kids, you just take care of them. What was that?

SPEAKER_00 54:15

Uh what was that movie with Goldie Hahn and uh Kurt Russell? And like Goldie Hahn was a rich bitch.

SPEAKER_01 54:21

Oh, oh, uh oh fuck. I just watched that too the other day. Yeah, she fell into the water and passed out, and then like lost her memory, and then he fucking picks her up. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 54:30

It's like, oh, these are my kids, these are our kids now. Yeah, you raise them as if they're yours.

SPEAKER_01 54:35

I just watched that the other day. Do you remember that movie? Oh my god, it was such a good classic. It's a classic movie. It's oldie.

SPEAKER_00 54:42

Oh man. Yeah, so it's got Goldie Hahn and Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell is like a regular dock hand, okay? Yeah. And then Kurt and uh Goldie Hahn is at a um a party, and she ends up like falling out and like knocking her head on the dock. Right. And then, but she she was an asshole to uh Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. So then Kurt Russell's like, well, fuck this bitch. I'm gonna bring her home to my house, and then because she doesn't know who she is, I'm gonna tell her she's my wife, and I'm gonna make her do all my like house tours around the house. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

So I think she was all good for it.

SPEAKER_00 55:13

Oh, she was, and actually, she ends up falling in love with him and the family, and then becomes like a permanent, like overboard, overboard. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 55:20

Overboard seven, bro. Oh, it's wow.

SPEAKER_00 55:23

It's so fucking good though.

SPEAKER_01 55:25

It's like one of those that you have to go back and like I literally just watched it like mate night TNT.

SPEAKER_00 55:30

What's that?

SPEAKER_01 55:30

Like when did you see it? Oh, I was I have a video on demand it because like I was like, you know, fucking is TNT a station still?

SPEAKER_00 55:36

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:37

Okay, but like I saw it on, I don't know, I saw it on something. I was like, oh I always started watching. I'm like, oh, this is fucking, I remember this. I fucking like, let me fucking watch this, and I fucking watched it from the beginning. It was fucking funny. Yo, do you remember Captain Ron? Yeah, Captain Ron is another one.

SPEAKER_00 55:50

Yeah, I watched that recently too. Where he comes into the harbor and he like whips the boat.

SPEAKER_01 55:54

Yeah, that's like us coming in. I whipped the boat. That's us coming in, and then be like, fucking don't grab the fucking rope.

SPEAKER_00 56:00

Yeah, but he parks the boat perfectly, dude. He he has skills. We don't have those skills, it's way different. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

Pushes off that fucking boat. Push us off the boat. Jump, dog, jump!

SPEAKER_02 56:12

I gotta have that. Well, there you go. It's like we know we need a dog. Jump, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 56:18

Like you can't steer backwards. It's like the water's doing shit.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

Oh my god, the water's doing shit? Dude, it's a nightmare trying to back into a slip.

SPEAKER_00 56:27

Yeah, yeah, especially with like the single prop in the water. You got a little drift going on.

SPEAKER_01 56:32

Oh dude, it's fucking little windage. Yeah, dude, the wind is blowing hard. It's like, man, I'd rather just sleep on the boat. I'd rather sleep on the boat than try to fucking do it.

SPEAKER_00 56:44

Which way we'll be doing this. You gotta be cowboy, you know.

SPEAKER_01 56:46

Fucking sling that shit. Yeah, that's it. We got it, we need poles, we can lasso pull ourselves in. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:53

I was watching like those like spring hooks, you know, like they stick out and then like spring hook lines at back. Yeah, they're gonna catch that shit in the face, though.

SPEAKER_03 57:01

Oh, 100%. There was like uh there was a show on recently about like speed docking. Oh yeah, and they were like speed docking shit's crazy. Yeah, that's like they're awesome. He's like, I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 57:14

Dude, they like drive it from the back of the boat. They have like their own little speed fucking dude. That shit's fucking crazy. Yeah. Those boys are wild. But they they're doing that on a day where there's no current, no wind. Yeah, flat water. Throw a long curtain wind on that shit, man. Those fucking guys are talking shit.

SPEAKER_00 57:29

Yelling at each other, fuck you!

SPEAKER_03 57:31

No, fucking tripping on shit. Yeah. We falling over your cooler.

SPEAKER_01 57:38

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 57:40

Oh cooler.

SPEAKER_01 57:41

Going in the water. You know, it's like it's like though, grab the rope. What rope? Like, you didn't even set up a fucking rope yet? We're at the fucking dime. Put a fucking rope on the goddamn boat.

SPEAKER_00 57:52

Yeah. Yo, sometimes I like to chill with everybody. You know, be social. Those days. Yeah. And then he's yelling at me and screaming at me, and I'm just like, yo, I'm back here having cocktails with the people. And he's like, yo, fuck you, dude.

SPEAKER_03 58:06

Well, we ain't got time for cocktails. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 58:09

He's like, telling other people, like, yo, grab the rope, man. The guy's like, where's the rope? And he's like, he's like, yeah, there's ropes around, you know, like grab the rope.

SPEAKER_00 58:17

They're all in fucking like compartments. Yeah. They're all in their rope cubby. We have a rope cover that's specifically made for ropes.

SPEAKER_01 58:24

So make Doug like hold the ropes the whole time we're on the roof. Make a whole day anchor. Yeah, just like hold it. Just hold it. We're gonna we're gonna anchor up soon, bro. You get so mad by anchoring up. And it's funny because when I go like I went fishing with my buddy Ryan, and like we're going out in the ocean, right? And like going to a reef. Yeah. And it's like we're throwing out 300 feet of line. Yeah. And you know, you think it sucks rolling up 20 feet of line in Zach's Bay? Try rolling up 300 feet of fucking line. What a fucking nightmare that is, bro. Holy shit. And then like in its ocean, like it's fucking waves and shit. Like, you know, like you're not just on flat fucking shit with like, you know, somebody driving forward. You're driving forward, the things coming over the bow, you're getting splashed, you're fucking trying to pull up this fucking line. It's fucking 40 degree water. You know, you're like, this fucking sucks.

SPEAKER_03 59:13

Alaskan fisherman's.

SPEAKER_00 59:15

I love the fact that you make comments to me about not liking to like anchoring, but you always bitch about it. Well, not the first time, maybe not even the second time. It's like the sixth time that I'm like, really? We're checking the lines again. I think we're pretty solid.

SPEAKER_01 59:30

I'm nervous about the boat floating. It's our way home.

SPEAKER_00 59:33

It's it does make sense when we have.

SPEAKER_01 59:35

And there was a couple times when we could get off of it. I'm like, yo, we're moving. We're moving. And he's like, no, we're fine, bro.

SPEAKER_00 59:40

I'm like, no, we're definitely getting closer to that, but and there's been like a lot more times than not that you were like, yo, we're moving. I was like, no, we're not. You're right.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

You're right. Remember that time the fucking idiots were drifting into us and like they were in the water? So like they're like in the water, and the boat's drifting at us, and like, it's like 10 feet away from us. I'm like, yo, you know, you guys are like coming at us, and the guy's looking at me. I'm like, yeah, get out of the water and fucking move your boat, bro. Like you're coming, and we're putting buoys out because I'm like, you're coming at us, bro. Oh, if you're gonna get out of the fucking water, you know? And the guy's like, oh, you know, like and he's floating towards us and getting closer and closer, and he's like, looking at us.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:14

Now we're looking down.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:15

Like the dude's like right next to us. I'm like, bro, you're gonna get sandwiched between the boats. You better get the fucking out of us. Yeah, he's like looking at us like we're assholes. Like, we should move, you know. We should move and let you hit the land, you fucking idiot. Get the fuck out of here, you know. We've been here for a while, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:31

Yeah, I mean we were definitely about 50 yards.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:35

Yeah, he wasn't nowhere near us, and then like he's like on top of us. I'm like, bro, you're but you're coming at us, dick.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:39

But at the same time, we were 50 yards away from like reeds. So like we were tucked up next to the reeds where we anchored in. So this guy drifted all the way across the bay to the point where um, if we weren't there, he would have just drifted directly into the reeds. Yeah, and then yeah, Tresito would have had to come in like that would have been that would have been better if we weren't in his way.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:59

Could have just watched him fucking like boat wash up on shore, like trying to get that. Good job, fat ass, you know. You know, people don't understand like anchor line, you know. It's like you gotta put out fucking anchor line, bro. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're in 10 feet of water, people drop 12 feet of line. They're like, Yeah, I'm good. I'm like, no. I don't think he dropped line. Yeah, no, he had an anchor out. Oh, he did. Oh, he's just dragging it along, dragging along. And that's why he was looking at us. He's like, Oh, I got an anchor out. Yeah, yeah, we're actually anchored up. We're not moving, right? You're moving towards us. We're hooked in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess we had we were like barbecued chilling and shit, like looking, you know, like we had a front out and a back, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:39

Yeah, we're locked in. And we were fishing. Should have snagged him with one of the fucking popped him in the head with that little yeah, the lure that rattles. Yeah. Exactly. Got him.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:52

A little crack. Exactly. I got a big one. Yeah, this fat fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:58

Got 200 pound Mediterranean fish right here.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:02

I've never seen a fish with such hair. It's a woolly fish.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:07

Yeah. You guys see any lion fish out there now?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:10

No. No, no, they don't come with this. Too cold, right? Yeah, way too cold.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:13

Well, no, they do. They do. They've been to caught in the Hudson.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:15

Have they?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:16

Yeah. Oh, they come out. They're just not it's not common that you catch them. I heard they sting. I used to have lion fish when I had like salt water tanks. I mean they sting, but it's not like they like aggressively attack you. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:28

But they're just spiky little bastards.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:29

Yeah, like you don't want to touch their spikes and shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:31

But I heard they're edible. People over the last like little while have learned how to invasive.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:35

So like around here, like people that scuba dive and shit, like we'll kill them. Yeah, they'll kill them because they'll be like there's a ton of them, and they kill like the reef fish, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so they fucking up. Yeah, like little roaches. Get a lot of blue fish. Blue, there is a blue. You can get a lot of blues. We caught a blue randomly coming in. Yeah, we got it. Coming in one day and the fucking coming up the canal, you hear something like rattling, shaking out of the water. We're like, what the fuck is that? Like, trolling something? No, we weren't trolling. We were we went out fishing and we didn't catch anything, and then we come back in into the canal.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:09

I see the sparkle across the water. I'm like, Angie, what's that?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:12

Yeah, it's like something making noise. Like, what the fuck is that? And then like we fucking, I'm like, yo, I'm like, get the net, bro. I'm like, that's a fucking fish. Like the top of the and it had a hook in its mouth, and like it must have snapped a line off somebody off the pier, you know, off the dock in the backyard. Yeah, and like it snapped a line, and this thing's like dying, like trying to like shake the hook out of its mouth, yeah, and like fucking we swooped it up.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:33

It was doing the free willy, like it was early in the morning, too. So it was like six in the morning. So the the sun was glistening off the water that nice orange peel color. Yeah, and then like all of a sudden, you saw the fish jumping out of the water like free willy, about I don't know, a foot, foot and a half, but it was majestic, shaking the thing and like landing back in the water. And that's when like, let's get that little fucker. We're gonna kick the shit out, little free willy. Fucking hilarious. So we got him up on the boat, and like two seconds later, he coughs the lure out perfectly. Right on the boat.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:07

He coughs the fucking lure out. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:09

He's like, I was like, oh, that's actually mine now. Yeah, fuck it down.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:13

Like, all right, man, we're eating this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:14

It's like an$80 lure.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:16

Really fancy ass lure. Yeah, yeah, it was nice. It was a nice fucking thing. I was like, yeah, that's crazy. So got a rig, that was a wind fish. I'm like, that really sucks for the guy.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:24

And we went out that morning and we didn't get anything. We're like, you know. You didn't use the lure. Actually, no, you got you got a uh like the little babies that day.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:31

Oh, yeah, the little short uh yeah, the little black sea bass. Yeah, but nothing keeper.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:37

Exactly. You picked them up though, and uh, but on our way back, we had no keepers, so like on our way back through, we got that moose, and we're like, all right, cool. Yeah, it's a win. And we got a cool lure out of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:47

Slate him at the dock, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:48

It was a win-win. You guys don't like chum the water or nothing?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:51

Uh why for what? We're not sharking. Yeah, no, no, there's no like there's no carnivorous fish.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:56

They're all fish are carnivores.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:58

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:58

So, like, you know, I mean you can't really cheat. It depends on what you're going for.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:01

Yeah, but like remember the big guys come in for the blood, and once the big guys come in, then all the little guys go away. Yeah.

Fishing Tactics, Local Waters, And Toxins

SPEAKER_01 1:05:08

I mean, not just that, but like so like sea bass is like rocky areas, blackfish is rocky areas, and they want current, you know? So like you can't show them the water because the current's just wash away.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:19

I mean crank's slick.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:22

Yeah, but there's but there's no fish in the bay.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:25

Oh, it's fish in the bay, yeah. Yeah, you go by the bridges.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:27

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:28

Yeah, you go by the bridges and you catch it. You know, it's all a matter of time of year, really. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:33

But it but you don't put in blood and stuff, but the you people do put in the what was it, the blocks.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:38

Yeah, that's like, you know, you could put in like a frozen clam trum block, you know. Okay. But like again, though, the sense like washing away, you know? So it depends on the way you're gonna get it. You gotta put it upstream so it comes downstream. Yeah, it's like you almost gotta throw that out over here and then drift over there again, you know? So it's like but like time of the year, you know, when you're going for like stripers, like the, you know, they have like a striper run, right? Yeah. So like You'll see people, you know, you follow some groups online and like you'll see people catching stripers. And it's like, you know, you go out into the ocean and you see where all the boats are, all the boats are chasing the stripers. You know, they're looking for birds, diving on bunker, and then you see the, you know, you'll see the stripers like jumping out of the water and shit. You throw a couple hooks out there and you're fucking trying to snag one, you know. So it's all about like timing, really. You know, even with blackfish, like the first week blackfish opens up. Yeah, every time you drop the fucking rod down, you you're pulling up a fish.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:28

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:29

You know, some of them are small. Just like a pool of them out around there. Yeah, it's like that time of year. Like, there's you know, because they haven't been like fished, you know. And then like, you know, the season opens up and uh like they're all hanging out in rocky areas, and like you're pulling them up, pulling them up, pulling them up, pulling them up, you know, and like and the same thing with fucking sea bass, you know, it's like a certain time of the year where sea bass is everywhere, you know. Like every time you drop a fucking rod down, you know, not everyone's a keeper, but like you know, you're gonna get keepers.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:54

You know, you say rocky areas, so you gotta like watch out the depth, right? Because you don't want to hit the fucking rocks.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:59

Yeah, but like no, it's usually like around the bridges, like you know, you're in like 15, 20 feet of water, like you're you're not you're not in danger. You know, you can't get like you know, if it's close to shore though. If it's really busy, yeah, like you'll end up like close to shore. So, like, you know, you want to go out there early, yeah, be like one of the first guys out there to get a good spot. Right, right. You know, but like if you go out there a little bit later in the day, then you're on top of somebody, or you know, guys bitching, you know. It's like go fuck yourself, bro. You know, like what are you doing here? Yeah, oh that's my spot. I come here every day. Yeah, all right, Joe, go fuck yourself, you know. Like don't make me jump on your boat and fucking kill you, you know?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:35

Yeah, it's just the way it is, you know. Everybody's a fucking douchebag. Everyone thinks they own the ocean.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:40

You know? And then, you know, like fluking's fluking's probably the hardest one to get. Well, it's all bottom feeder, right? It's a bottom. Well, they're all kind of bottom fishing, you know, but like they're they're hard to get because like they could be anywhere. They like muddy bottoms, they like, you know, it depends on the tide, the water temperature. Like they're hard to get. Fluke's my favorite. Yeah, they're good fish to eat. Blackfish is good fish to eat. Stripe is good fish to eat, sea bass is good. I like it all, you know. Yeah. I'm gonna get some lobster pots this year.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:09

How about that? Uh how about that mercury level though?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:12

What about that? Yeah, so it's funny. Like, if you go on the DEC website, they tell you you should the fish in our water because not even because of mercury, but because of the toxins in them. You're supposed to you're supposed to eat like like a couple ounces of the fish every like four months. Oh my god. That's crazy. I'm like, yeah, this thing's fucking radioactive, man. Put a black light on it, it's gonna glow like a jizz factory, you know? That's crazy. Yeah, you go on a fucking DC website, it's like, yeah, you should eat like half a fucking ounce of like fucking blackfish. It's like these things are just super loaded with toxins, but you know, whatever. We fucking eat them. Yeah, we eat them. I'm not growing any extra toes. I mean, we eat American food. Cock still works, so fucking it's all good.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:50

We eat American food and that's like half chemicals. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:54

Yeah. Don't worry about like the plastic leaching into the ocean and other. We can have outfit, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:59

Apparently we all have microplastics. We have microplastics with our sperm now, so they get a little bit. Makes me stronger. Yeah. Child's basically a chucky doll now.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:12

Oh my god. Definitely is. Look at his glisteny. Mr. Nice guy. You know, you fucking push on his shirt.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:19

He's like, I love you.

unknown 1:09:21

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:22

Oh my god, how did I get in there? You're my best friend.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:26

You're building him straight for Epstein Island, huh? Yeah. I love you. I love you. Oh, damn. That's that's all it takes.

Signoff And Sarcastic Goodbye

SPEAKER_03 1:09:35

Yeah. Coming in hot. Oh yeah. Well, we got hour nine. Oh shit. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:43

Hour nine?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:44

Uh I think it's time. No, we're on one hour and nine minutes.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:47

All right, ladies and gentlemen. I think we're gonna close it out tonight. We love uh we love, we appreciate you as always. Thanks for coming and hanging out with us. Uh anybody want to close this one out? Nope. Nope. Fuck your ass.