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A pothole can blow out your tire in half a second, and somehow that turns into a full-blown conversation about gas prices, oil markets, war headlines, and why everything feels like it costs twice what it should. We kick things off with the everyday reality of driving on beat-up roads, the curse of low-profile tires, and the confusing mess of e-bike and e-scooter rules that nobody seems to fully understand. It starts out funny, but it quickly turns into one of those conversations that makes you realize how unstable and expensive normal life has started to feel.

From there we zoom out and start connecting the dots. Iran, Russia, Ukraine, trade routes, oil supply, and the way fear alone can send gas prices through the roof whether the math makes sense or not. We also get into the culture side of things — influencers flying overseas chasing luxury photos, while ignoring the real legal risks of filming content in countries that don’t play around with their laws.

Then the conversation takes another turn into pharmaceutical advertising and drug side effects, including a personal story that shows how something labeled as a “normal reaction” can be terrifying when it actually happens to you. And because it’s 2026, we also talk about the bigger trust problem — protests that feel organized, narratives that seem manufactured, and AI making it harder than ever to figure out what’s real and what isn’t.

It’s the usual mix: laughs, arguments, a few wild theories, and the occasional moment where something actually makes sense. If you’re trying to understand inflation, gas prices, media chaos, and the weird direction the world feels like it’s heading, this episode goes all over it.

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Chairs Potholes And Car Woes

SPEAKER_04

Red means go. Red means go. We are alive. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to hanging out with us on Talkin' Shit. This is your house, Don't Know Shit Doug. Always hanging out with Ryan and Angelo. We got rid of the couches. Now we got chairs. What's up, boys? How are we? What's happening? We can't afford couches anymore. Yeah, yeah. We gotta get them back. Times are getting rough. Oh, isn't it though? Yeah. Life is not easy on these streets. I think we got one less subscriber.

SPEAKER_01

Damn it.

SPEAKER_04

So, how how have you guys been? How how has life been over the last couple?

SPEAKER_06

Not bad, you know. A little warmer now, but uh, you know, definitely been snowy. Not really feeling that too much anymore.

SPEAKER_01

Glad the shit melted.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, I do appreciate those clear uh concrete streets. Thanks, Midambi.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, those clear concrete streets loaded with potholes like we're in Iran. Yeah. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Did you see the one on the bridge?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Ah.

SPEAKER_06

Well, where you can see through it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's all over the internet. Yeah. Yeah. You can see right down to the ocean below it. And it's like the rebar is holding it together. So when the cars drive over it, that's what their tires are touching, is the rebar. Right. But there's like no concrete left. It's just a giant hole. You've got a giant gaper.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. And all the rebar is all fucking bent out of shape. Well, it's I mean, yeah. I showed something on Instagram, uh, you know, local little park way over here, and it was like fucking 10 cars in a row, all hit the same fucking pothole. Oh, yeah. Pulled over on the side. Yeah. I heard about that. I'm like, that's crazy. How do you get 10 cars? But I mean, you know, if it's just the holes in the right spot. Yeah in the deep.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And it's got the edge around the perfect corner for your tire. It just pops.

SPEAKER_06

Well, all these cars, too, they got the low profile tire now. Oh yeah. You know? So it's got that potholes. There's like no sidewall. Which I don't know if you know about mechanics, but like the tire used to be part of the suspension.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it still is, but they just yeah, now they're just like, oh man.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And you know, we're not gonna give you a spare tire either. We're just gonna give you a run flat tire, which means that you're just fucked.

SPEAKER_06

We'll give you a run flat with an air pump. Yeah. I think uh Mercedes does that, right?

SPEAKER_01

Mercedes, fucking uh Esther Martin, all those stupid fucking.

SPEAKER_06

Well, they had I think they had the I think one of them had like the the donut, but it was deflated. Yeah, yeah. And you had it inflated, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I like the expensive cars that come with a little bicycle because they're like, we know you're gonna get fucked. Here's a little bike to ride you off to a little town afterwards. Uh huh.

SPEAKER_01

Go on your merry way.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, like a little like a bike, like a like an e-bike fucking like emergency getaway vehicle. Exactly.

E-Bikes Rules And Road Names

SPEAKER_04

Bail on your vehicle, call whoever you're gonna call, just leave it behind.

SPEAKER_06

So I I recently found out that like talking about little electric bicycles, that like supposedly in Nassau County there's a like an ordinance that like you can't ride anything uh like class two and like above e-scooter and fucking uh e-bike.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so I don't know anything about the classes. Neither do I. Doug doesn't know shit.

SPEAKER_06

So and in the picture it's just a bicycle and a fucking uh a scooter, but like I see the motherfucking kids everywhere.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06

Nobody's stopping them.

SPEAKER_04

But what I mean, what's what what is like class E and class A or B?

SPEAKER_06

It's probably speed.

SPEAKER_04

Right. There's probably a governor on there that stops it.

SPEAKER_06

Anything greater than 30, you're probably looking for trouble.

SPEAKER_01

Like you're not supposed to ride anything motorized that doesn't have turn signals and headlights and shit on the street. It's an off-road vehicle, you know?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, which none of these bikes bikes have, so even in the even in the like the terminology in the uh DMV like book, they call like regular road, like you know, regular road, two-lane road is a highway. Yeah, like everything's a highway in the fucking DMV map. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh everything's a highway.

SPEAKER_04

No parkways, no no driveways.

SPEAKER_06

Nah. It's a little highway. Yeah, yeah. It's all a highway. On a two-lane highway, I'm like, that looks like a street, bro. That's not an avenue, you're right?

SPEAKER_01

Well, look at Beth Page Parkway. It's a fucking one lane each way. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So Doug, do you know the difference between like an avenue and like a turnpike? No, the actual definition behind a lane different? Yeah, I don't know. Oh shit, really?

SPEAKER_04

I know that like a court means that it's like a dead end.

SPEAKER_06

Right, right. Well, so like the no, like so an avenue is based on the size of the street, right? Okay. So like an avenue could have like, I guess, four lanes of traffic in in either direction.

SPEAKER_04

So it's two, two and two. So let's take New York City for example. So one way they're avenues, the other way are streets.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So the ones that are going east to west are streets, and the ones going north to south are avenues because they're four versus two, right? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

All right. All right, I take that. Yeah, we figured it out. There we go. We need the drum. Yeah, Doug knew something. Ain't that dumb?

SPEAKER_01

Doug knew something, man. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Now stepping up to a boulevard. Oh no.

SPEAKER_06

No, I don't even know.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

My education stops at Avenue. Boulevards are for rich people. We don't get out of the neighborhoods. Those are nice places, not New York. We don't get out of the neighborhoods. Yeah.

Pop Culture Memories And Movies

SPEAKER_04

Just Jenny from the block. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, you know what was meah funny. You ever seen that video of fucking Jennifer Lopez? Jennifer Lopez, right? Jennifer Lopez? Was it Jenna? Jenny who? Jenny from the block was Jennifer Lopez. Lopez, right? Yeah. So I thought you seen the one where she goes back to her house and like wherever the fuck it was, the Bronx or something. And it was like an old black eye, and he's like, You ain't never lived here. This is my house. I don't know you. Oh, that shit was hilarious, bro. You don't remember me? I don't know. Who the fuck are you? I've been here my whole life.

SPEAKER_04

That reminds me of the Adam Stanler movie. Or was it Mr. Deeds? Where she's like, Oh, I lived on blah blah blah blah street. Yeah. She takes Adam Stanler to her house.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And the kid's like, my dad made this house, my own.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. No, I remember that. Right. Yeah. He made this house with his bare hands. Yeah. No, he didn't, kid, shut up. Yeah. That was, yeah, Mr. Deeds, right? When he became rich and shit. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Jenny's trying to like get in on someone else's house.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And their memories.

SPEAKER_06

She was like a she wanted a news reporter or something. And then it was funny, like, uh, like, who's the other dude? The the the anchor that she worked with. And it's like, uh, what would you say? You're hot or something like that. He's like laughing, like, yeah, right, you'd be hot. I don't know. I killed it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I lost it on that one.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Trying to make me remember MTV.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Mm-mm. He goes, You a virgin. He thinks I'm little virgin something or whatever. Oh, yeah. You a virgin. That's what it was. Yeah, it took so you had to take a minute to come back in.

SPEAKER_04

Ah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I thought we were talking about Jenny from the block. I didn't know you were still going on about Deezy. No, man.

SPEAKER_06

I was talking about Deedsy.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, fair enough. Yeah. So how are you doing, Angie?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, same old shit. Yeah. Yeah. Chilling. Staying awake. Trying to. Trying to.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I know. We got Angelo over here. He's he's being the entertainer of the evening.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I forgot. I kind of forgot we were doing this today. I was like, it's funny. I remembered it earlier, and then I'm at home like making something to eat, and I see his text, and I'm like, ah, fuck.

SPEAKER_06

It's like, oh yeah. Didn't know we did that anymore.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Okay. Take a two-week hiatus.

SPEAKER_04

I feel deflated right now. All right. It's not for you, Angela. It's for them. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. For our listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Iran News And Global Chaos

SPEAKER_04

The listeners.

SPEAKER_01

So what's new with uh Iran?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I I heard they have um they have oil. Well, they restructured a little bit. Yeah. They found oil. They decided they needed a new leader. Yeah, he's dead, right? Yeah, the old one, yeah, I guess it's no longer with them.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So they they're looking for a new leader. And um they decided to reach out and uh knock on all of their neighbors' doorsteps. They they used bombs to do it. I guess 14 countries they decided to bomb.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, you know what's funny about that? What? The president of the of Iran the other day came out and was like, uh, you know, we're sorry for attacking you. We we we're not here to like attack our neighbors.

SPEAKER_04

I'm sorry. Bro, you did you already did it? Oh, yeah, but uh, but the country, like all the other guys, like looked at him like he was weak because he did that. Yeah, and they're like, Oh, you piece of shit, you shouldn't have said you're sorry.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they're all crazy over there, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. Allegedly, they're crazy over there. I would just fucking Yeah, because they're all the neighbors. You got the UAE. You know?

SPEAKER_02

Let them go. Yeah. What are we stopping that for?

SPEAKER_04

Well, exactly. The dogs are fighting in the backyard, let them go.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I mean, like so like Dubai, you know, Saudi Arabia, you know, they have a lot of um, what do they call them, ex brats or whatever, right? So the the super wealthy, like, you know, American people that live in those buildings, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, speaking of that, I heard in Dubai that the the uh influencers and only fans models are having a hard time leaving the country. Like, fuck them, let them die, the fucking whores. Oh man.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, because Doug doesn't know shit. Is that a good place to go to be an OnlyFans person?

SPEAKER_01

Never heard of Dubai.

SPEAKER_04

Well, no, I've heard of Dubai, but I also heard it was super expensive. I didn't know like you should go there to become an OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, fair enough. Yeah, I guess, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, like you want to be a whore on the internet in Dubai in like a really nice hotel room to be a fancy whore. They go there for it.

SPEAKER_02

They're like, oh, look at me. Thanks for your money. Look at the infinity pool at the top of the Whiz Khalifa fucking building or whatever. Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's supposed to be like super luxury, everything's like retarded, expensive for no reason.

SPEAKER_01

I like the funny thing about it is over there is like like the whole sex thing, like being a whore in the street and stuff like that, is like, no, it's Muslim country.

SPEAKER_06

Right, you don't do that.

SPEAKER_01

There's no alcohol, yeah, no drugs, there's no yeah. So like you're literally going there for the purpose of like good scenery to quietly be a whore on video, and then hope nobody from the government sees you there, because if they do, you're not leaving.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I heard there was an OnlyFans girl that got arrested in Thailand recently and she got kicked out of there. Oh, it was the British one. So you know that Brit uh I don't know the one that did a thousand dudes in a day? Yes. Okay, so there was a blue belly or whatever? Yeah, the blonde haired chick. So there was two of there was two of them. There was one that did a thousand, and then there was one that did the same thing like the next day, it did a thousand and fifteen. Wow.

SPEAKER_01

So but just being the like the last guy, right?

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_06

It must be so like warm and weird. Just it's like basically uh washcloth that's you know, really oh man, the soreness. Can you imagine how dry that shit must be? The smell?

SPEAKER_01

You just gotta be like jerking it and be like, all right, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come. All right, guys, it's in there, you know.

SPEAKER_04

Fucking yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Fucking terrible. Yeah, yeah. Fucking terrible.

SPEAKER_04

But uh that girl, apparently she went to Thailand, and it's illegal to do all that stuff in Thailand as well.

SPEAKER_01

Unless you're a child.

SPEAKER_04

Or a boy, or a man that's bigger woman. So she went over there and apparently she just like decided to jump into a studio or go to a studio or open a studio, and then that she got arrested and kicked out of Thailand and she's no longer allowed back. Oh, yeah. Uh so there's that.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't think Thailand was a classier place than America. I guess I was wrong.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like our limit's 37. Yeah.

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Don't pass our threshold.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So I have a conspiracy, and I don't know if it holds water, but probably not. I have this weird feeling. Yeah, probably not. I'm just saying. Yeah, true. So with this whole Iran thing going on, I was looking taking a step back and I was looking at the situation, and I'm like, why is Donald Trump talk uh fighting Iran now? I mean, we already bombed them four months ago with the nuclear project, and now we're going back to attack them, and we killed their leader in less than a day. And then three weeks ago, we went after Venezuela. Right. And then so I was trying to connect the dots. Was it?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that was a while ago.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Probably like two or three months ago, even if they did that.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, two or three months ago. Um Yeah, it was January. Yeah, right. So we so we went after the leader of uh these two places, and I'm like, what do they have in common? Well they what they have in common is they're a big donor and person up for Russia. Like they work with Russia all the time. They they uh export oil to them, and Trump's going after these leaders, and I think he's trying to let like shake Putin.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04

No?

SPEAKER_01

Because I heard that there's like a deal on the table for us to build like a bridge to Russia through Alaska. Oh because like Russia and Alaska are only like eight miles apart, you know? Okay, yes.

SPEAKER_06

Russia wants Alaska back.

SPEAKER_04

So I know that. Here's the thing though, that nobody's thinking about. Yes, you can build a bridge from Russia to um Alaska, but who the fuck is gonna drive on it? Most of the people in Alaska own planes. Well, that there's nobody that's gonna drive up there.

SPEAKER_01

Well, they don't they only own planes because they have to get to remote areas. Well, that's there's no roads.

SPEAKER_04

There's no roads anywhere in Alaska. Like you've got this bridge that just kind of leads off to kind of nowhere, and they're gonna be like, oh.

SPEAKER_01

There's some pretty big cities in Alaska, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Um It really is.

SPEAKER_01

Anchorage is a big city.

SPEAKER_04

It's it's a city. I wouldn't say it's a big city.

SPEAKER_01

It's like a southern southern portion of uh even like But they want to build the bridge so that they could ship goods directly from Russia to America and not have to go through any of these like fucking straights, like you know, we have that strait now with Iran that's like being blocked off and oil can't get through and all this bullshit. So the deal was supposed to be like he's basically going against the whole BRICS fucking uh whatever fuck treaty or whatever the fuck they were trying to do.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And he wants to have a direct line to America to sell shit to us and cut out China and all the Venezuela and Iran also supply a lot of shit to China. Oil and fucking you know, Mexicans or whatever the hell they're trading.

SPEAKER_04

So you think this is anti-China? My dad felt that way too.

SPEAKER_01

It's this thing anti-China. Yeah, he thinks I think it's more anti-China than it is anti-Russia.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it definitely hurts China. I mean, because China's been taking their you know, the oil from Venezuela, yeah as well as you guys want to hear a word that we haven't heard on TV. Yeah, Chemtrail. Ukraine. Ukraine, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Ukraine's gone, man.

SPEAKER_06

Well, they talked about it today, actually. What did they say? Yeah, Ukraine. Uh Trump was uh talking about like the uh giving a status update on Iran and you know how that's going. And then uh reporters were asking him about uh a call that he held, and he said that it went as you know pretty good. He's like uh you got two guys that just fucking hate each other and nobody wants to stop fighting.

SPEAKER_07

That's basically what he said.

SPEAKER_06

And I'm like, oh well, all right. You know, um I I don't know if um well because nobody wants to like cede land and all this other shit. And the reality is that fucking Putin, man, he don't fucking want a peace. He wanna take fucking Ukraine. You know, you know, you know, he's like there's nowhere nowhere in there is there like Ukraine exists after this.

SPEAKER_01

Well, it's not yeah, it's not even so much he wants to take Ukraine. Yeah, it's Russia.

SPEAKER_06

He wants it to be Soviet Union again. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It was Russia like before he was born.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's Russia like 30 years ago. No, yeah, Ukraine's only been like a.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, the Soviet Union. No, but he's talking, he talks, so he did you ever see his interview with fucking Tucker Carlson?

SPEAKER_04

Well, you uh the USSR was back in the 50s, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but so he had an interview collapsed in the 80s. Well, right, but I'm saying like when the Cold War ended in the 80s, but he had some kind of interview with Tucker Carlson and he was talking some crazy shit from like the 1800s. Yeah, like ancestral like shit like that, you know.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck exactly? Like Jesus was walking to Earth, bro. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Like my caveman kicked the shit out of his caveman. Those are our caves, not his caves.

SPEAKER_06

He was like, Yeah, he took it like far back, and I'm like, oh man, I can't even listen to the rest of this shit.

SPEAKER_04

Dude, they do that, they do that about all territory. Look at uh Gaza right now. They're like the Jews.

SPEAKER_01

Look at the Jews, Jews are like, yeah, before the Bible was written, we were promised this land, and everyone's like, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04

What? And yeah, at the same time, they're like, Oh, I built on this dirt first. No, I built on this dirt first. No, my grandfather was here before your grandfather.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Seth Green talking about it was the greatest, you know. Seth Green's like big Jew. And he's like, you know, he's like growing up, man. I heard all the stories. They would talk about how Jerusalem is theirs and all this stuff. And he's like, but they don't tell you people live there before they got there. They don't tell you anything about that. You just they make it sound like it's just barren land, and they're like, this is ours. Yeah. And like, you know, they took it, and then somebody else came and fought them, and they're like, No, you're fighting the people who live there, saying that that land was promised to you in a book written whenever, you know. Yeah, meanwhile, the ink's still wet. They're like, you know, they're like well, you know, Moses.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it's so crazy, right? So they they escaped to Egypt, right? There was that whole thing with the Pharaoh and all that, and Moses comes out to the scene, he parts it, and then they just walk into Palestine. Yeah, and then there's been some that says, Welcome home, Judas.

SPEAKER_07

And they're like, Israel. Like ours, yeah. That's an art that's already a city. They're like, Mazal!

SPEAKER_01

Like you guys wouldn't believe this, man, but like our guy told us this is ours, you know?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, like can we can talk to your guy? Where's your guy at? Oh, he's he's he's a fictional dude in the sky.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah. I don't know, man. It's it's very uh it's very strange. Well, because then it then it begs to that, like, you know, the question of like, well, how'd they get there then? Right? Like, where the hell does people come from? Which ones? The Jewish people.

SPEAKER_04

Well, they got there, but they were like legit like they walked their ass across the desert to get there.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but like, all right, so they were slaves in Egypt. But they're actually right. But the people that were in.

SPEAKER_01

Jews existed, but they're not they're not they're not really like a a regional like people.

SPEAKER_04

They were slaves in Egypt.

SPEAKER_01

So so the Yeah, but they came from fucking they were like from the Byzantine Empire or some shit, you know? Like they weren't like they were like conquered by Egypt, and that's why they were slaves, you know? Okay, same way every other place, you know, throughout history. But they became slaves.

SPEAKER_06

So they were somewhere else first.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's not like Egypt was breeding Jews. They're like, we got a new form of slave, we call them Jews, you know.

SPEAKER_04

Like Yo, did you ever see did you ever see Gladiate Gladiator? No. No, with Russell I yes, I have. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So in the beginning of that, that kind of shows you what happened. Like, as you fell off, or you as you died, or as you got close to death, and like you got marked as a slave, then like there was slave captors that would go around and they would collect you, and then they would take you into a town, and then they would sell you to people that wanted to purchase slaves. So it was a buy and trade, and it was a huge market back then. Still is, yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know anything about that right now. Right, right. My people got out of that like uh uh 200 years ago. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we got out of that trade a long time ago.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it was crazy. I mean, it's crazy to think about just like how you know things have become what they are and uh where we are now, and then like um the other thing that's kind of crazy now on it and is like, you know, all these like religious prophets and stuff, where's the bodies? I know Jesus went to heaven. Okay, I'll give him a pass. But like the other ones, where the fuck are they? Yeah, they went to heaven too? Like, where'd they go?

SPEAKER_00

That's right. There's no there's no real ism to it.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, like Noah's Ark. You tell me we didn't find that ship yet? Oh, that boat? Yeah. Oh big ass ship, supposedly. You know what I'm saying? You didn't find a little piece of wood somewhere?

SPEAKER_01

Nope. Nope. Shit. I don't know. You know, they they can't figure it out.

SPEAKER_03

It's weird.

Religion Myths And Ancient Texts

SPEAKER_01

That's the whole thing. It's like they really can't figure it out. And then uh when you look at like the the ancient Sumerian scrolls that they found, yeah, there's Bible text in that, right? But there's more to the story that regular church throughout time, Catholic Catholicism, whatever, we're like, yeah, we don't need these parts, you know? Yeah, you know, like the book of Enoch talks about like giants. Yeah. And there's some other book that talks about how these people were coming down from the sky like aliens, you know. No, no, no, no, it's ancient, ancient shit, you know?

SPEAKER_06

Right, right, right. So we so we so basically what happened was some aliens, some shit came here, planted their seed, was like, man, this planet sucks. Yeah, we out, and they're like gone.

SPEAKER_07

And we're we're like the the byproduct.

SPEAKER_01

If you go down that rabbit hole, yeah. If you go down that rabbit hole, they say the uh the Anunnaki came here, which is like this alien race came here, right? From their planet.

SPEAKER_06

How do they learn the name of that?

SPEAKER_01

No, it's written in the fucking scrolls.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

So they or the maybe that's not what they're called, but that's what we called them or whatever. And then so they came here. I like it and had some other race of aliens that were slaves.

SPEAKER_06

Like Avatar. Yeah. Anunnaki.

SPEAKER_01

And then they took over and then bred the fucking slaves with us as like our ancient primitive fucking chimp form.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

And then we became they had sex with our monkeys.

SPEAKER_04

And they were our parents.

SPEAKER_01

But the Indothules.

SPEAKER_04

Well, those still were our grandparents.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. You know what? You know what's crazy too? Like through biology, they found out that the Neanderthal women were the only ones that slept with the men of human. So like the men didn't the Neanderthal men didn't have sex with humans. No, no, they didn't get down with that. But the women with the Homo sapiens. Right. But the women were all about it. Yeah, the women were like, yo, they got bigger dicks.

SPEAKER_01

Neanderthals got nothing. The Homo sapien bitches were like, Yeah, look at that little dick. Oh, they're Asians. Those are the first Asians, bro. They were bred out.

SPEAKER_07

Uh well, I guess. They were bred out, yeah. They were bred out. Yeah. Yeah. Big dicks. Yeah, it's crazy. Big dicks only. They were into it.

SPEAKER_04

You know, you ever looked at somebody and you're like, is there any endethol in your blood? They got those weird like craniums.

SPEAKER_07

Like the face and shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they're a little bulbousy, a little bigger than normal.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04

Just saying. I think that here's to your grandmas.

SPEAKER_06

They were a whores. Yeah. Yeah, but I was watching some shit and it just popped up, and I'm like, what the fuck? Okay.

SPEAKER_02

But how the fuck do they know that?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. Oh, um, DNA.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah. They could tell only women fuck dudes.

SPEAKER_02

Like, how do you tell that from the DNA? Like the DNA mixes together.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it does, but like it carried, I don't know. So I think that the male DNA must have had some like markers in it that were not found in any any humans today, right? But the females are, so it's like that's that big head, bro. That was that hole back in the day. Some dude was like, yo, I'll fuck that.

SPEAKER_01

It was either that or Homo sapiens were just rapists. Holding down these candles, little bitches, just fucking them. Running trains on them and shit. They were the original fucking blue bunnies or whatever the fuck that bitch's name was. Whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_06

Blue bunnies on ice cream. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, it's all loaded with cream. Yeah, it's all full of cream either way.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, it it's interesting to think about early times and like what the fuck life must have been like. I'll tell you one thing. I am glad that I didn't live in like, you know, fucking George Washington times. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I would have loved that shit, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah?

SPEAKER_04

For about all 16 years of your life.

SPEAKER_01

Uh, you know what? That's like the biggest misconception ever. Yeah. Like George Washington died at like 70.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he did because he had a like a decent life.

SPEAKER_01

Motherfucker had horse teeth since he was 20.

SPEAKER_04

You would be standing out there in the back. Horse teeth, fucking sword. You'd be standing out there in the line with all the other schmucks shooting at each other five feet away from.

SPEAKER_01

That's like honestly, that's how like the fucking New York City cops were performed. Because they're like, all right, everyone just shoot at everything until you hit something. You know? No training, no nothing. Yeah. Fucking I don't know. The gun. They were just drunk. Like everyone's like, oh, our forefathers were fucking heroes.

SPEAKER_06

There was nothing to do with the fucking drunk.

SPEAKER_01

They were just drunk assholes. They're like, we ain't paying fucking tax on this bullshit anymore. And they just went out and started killing people.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. And to be honest with you, yes, when it came down to it, it wasn't until I think the uh early 1900s we stopped drinking alcohol. We were consuming liters of alcohol per day.

SPEAKER_01

And beer, but water was contaminated. But when you made beer, you had to boil it, and that killed the fucking George Washington was a brewer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

He had a fucking recipe in it.

SPEAKER_01

They all were brewers, bro. They were all making their own beer at the house because it was like it was you couldn't drink water, it was bad for you.

SPEAKER_06

Doing it in the fucking cabin.

SPEAKER_04

I wonder if they got together and had tastings. They were like, yo, lot. I got a I got a nice one coming off next week. You should swing by the house.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna go by George's and see what he's got brewing.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, what's he got over there? Imagine like going to the wig shop. I wonder if that's why they went they all went over to uh go get a wig real quick.

SPEAKER_04

They went all went over to Boston Adams and they're like who which Sam Adams, not Boston Adams. Boston's where it's from.

SPEAKER_01

They don't want the Boston Adams Adams. Well they call him Boston Adams because he's from Boston. They're like, no, Boston.

SPEAKER_04

That was his retarded cousin. No, they wouldn't call him by his full name. They call him like because they know a lot of Adams. So he's like, oh, that's Boston Adams. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. But they go over to his house and they're like, You got something going on here, buddy. Except for your cherry shit. That shit is garbage.

SPEAKER_06

You don't like the cherry weeds, good.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's like the one I do like.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I do. Yeah. It tastes like cough medicine. I mean, well, the winter one tastes like fucking ass.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's got like a menthol to it. It's weird.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's like a crispy winter fresh.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Winter fresh and fucking pine balk. You know, and a slice of fucking citrus. Just bite the peel of an orange. Right. And lick the bulk of a tree, and you're good.

SPEAKER_04

It's like the peppermint patty commercial. I feel like I'm going down the uh side of a mountain with my tongue open, licking everything along the way.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah, man. I tried some Venezuelan beer the other day. Venezuelan, huh? Yeah, it's called Polar. Did you get it half off? Uh no, it was just a sample. Oh. Yeah. It was uh it was pretty interesting, you know. They have a p they had a pills in there, but wait, the export's already started.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, he just got taken like what? I know.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, we got beer. Yeah, you guys want to hang out in?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty good. It wasn't too bad. It was like uh it was like a light IPA, you know. Pale, you know.

SPEAKER_04

It was decent. Not bad, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Did it did it It's a new domestic beer we got now? I'll give it like yeah, that's the domestic here now. Right. That's that's the 50 second saying a few cases of this shit.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's interesting, yeah. You go to another country, let me get your domestic. Yeah, we don't have Bud Light. Right. And fucking coup is in Puerto Rico, it's a dialite.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, um Mandela? Oh, okay. Medela light? It's uh I guess that's um Mandela light? What is that? No, no, no, it it's it's aluminum in Spanish.

SPEAKER_06

Aluminum? Aluminum? How do you say aluminum in Spanish?

SPEAKER_04

No, no, Mandela. That's the name of the word for uh aluminum? Yeah, the or Medaya. I'm sorry, Medaya Light uh is the name of the beer. Medaya, I guess, is metal or aluminum in Spanish. So you're just saying like can. Modello? Modella. No, not Madello. Medaya.

SPEAKER_07

Jesus Christ. The Mexican beer.

SPEAKER_04

You can feel it. No, Puerto Rican beer. Constellation brand. Puerto Rico.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Give me a fucking give me a Bud Lighter and make a little fuck these motherfuckers.

Ads Smoking And Pharma Culture

SPEAKER_06

Remember back in the day? I never smoked. I I I mean, I I I always I have had oh my god, I have smoked cigarettes, but I was never really like a pack buyer, but like back in the day they had miles. Oh, you're one of those bums. Got the Marlboro miles, yeah. I was the bummer. Yeah. Fucking collect your fucking cigarette packs, little barcodes, so you can get yourself a fucking Marlboro jacket.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah, my mother always jokes she was saving up for the iron lung.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, really? Yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_04

By the time I need it, like I can go ahead and trade in all these points and get myself an iron lung.

SPEAKER_06

I thought the camel was the coolest looking dude.

SPEAKER_04

Hell yeah, he was. He was cool. He had Schwack.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't like smoking really, but like he was a cool dude. But then they stopped him because they were like, oh, it's cartoons. You're gonna sell cigarettes to kids.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I mean, just like you said, and I said, I mean, he was a cool fucking camel. You know? Like, that's exactly Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06

I should have been like, fuck, man. When I was little, I should have been like, I want to smoke. No, you should have been like, fuck the camel. I want to be like the camel. What would you think?

SPEAKER_01

We got rid of beer commercials and beer advertisements, yeah. Cigarette commercials and cigarette advertisements. But now if you watch TV, we're getting more and more pharmaceutical shit.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah. You know? Oh, it's like some new pharmaceuticals. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's like some dude like canoeing down a river and stuff. It's like, since I found out I have herpes, my life got better. He's like in like a giant house and shit. You're like, thanks to fucking herp away. Right. My fucking life has been great. You know, you're like, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Side effects could have bloody butthole or get fault.

SPEAKER_01

I'm trying to get herpes now. If I get a house like that and a fucking river, you know, fucking retarded. Side effects include death.

SPEAKER_06

Let your doctor know if you're taking any pain fillers.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Not pain thinners, blood thinners. Pain thinners. This should not be combined with any kind of bayer or aspirin, because you will die.

SPEAKER_04

Exactly. Do not consume if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant. In our test trials, 15 people died, but don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. 15 people died, and the rest of them all became impotent. So good luck.

A Scary Medication Side Effect

SPEAKER_04

Dude, that's what happened to my mom the other day. So yeah, she takes this pill that uh it was called what was it, a pain blocker instead of like a painkiller.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, that's not good.

SPEAKER_04

And they gave it to her.

SPEAKER_06

Slept around afterward.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, the next the next day she woke up and just like she walked three feet and collapsed.

SPEAKER_06

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And I had to catch her and like pick her up and take her over. And I gave her a drink. And then like the moment she took a sip she.

SPEAKER_01

But did she feel it?

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_01

When she fell. Oh, yeah. Did she feel it? No, she was there pain.

SPEAKER_04

She didn't even know what was happening. Ah. She blocked everything. Yeah, it was blocked life. It blocked. It was a life blocker. It was block out. Exactly. Yeah, that's checkout time. That's crazy. So what happened? Uh, back to another Adam Stanley movie. You know the movie Click, where it's just like you kind of fast followed. Yeah, exactly. That's well, that's kind of what was going on with my mom. And she was uh, what was it? She was dropping her drinks, and then she's like, I need a cigarette. I'm like, Mom, you're gonna set everything else on fire. Yeah, you're gonna drop that. You're Michael J. Fox over here. You're shaking and like falling down like crazy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So finally I call up the pharmacist and I'm like, hey, uh, this is what's happening. Um, she took this drug. Uh, what's going on? And she looked, the lady's like, Oh, give me a second. Oh, this is normal. In trials, 14% of the people. I'm like, oh shit. Your mom's 14%. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

Fell in that category. I was like, Ma, you're in trials, people just collapse. So you're one of the Tell her not to walk.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, just lay down. You're one of the commercial people, Ma. You're one of the like negative percentages.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Oh shit. Well, how did she stop taking it now? Did they switch around to something else?

SPEAKER_04

No, so it got it got even better. So my aunt is a pharmacist. So my mother calls my like a street pharmacist?

SPEAKER_02

No, no, like um I got it. We'll fix you. No, no, she's like actually a little bumping this, but straighten you right out.

SPEAKER_04

She's actually like the head pharmacist in a huge hospital throughout the country, but I won't bring her into this. Okay. All right. So um my mom calls her and she's like, Oh, well, you're supposed to take them for three days in a row. Try to give them uh another try tonight, only take them earlier and make sure you eat beforehand. You know, give them smart medical advice. Yeah, that shit don't work. The next day, same thing, flopping around, body doesn't, body reacts to it like a wet bart in church, and like yeah, it's just aggressive, angry, like and so yeah. About two o'clock, three o'clock.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just keep taking it. Is there refills on that? Go get the refill first. Try the batch, try that batch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Just shake the bottom. Shake up, yeah, shake it up real nice.

SPEAKER_01

If all else fans sounds like she's a pharmacist advisor, not a pharmacist for a hospital. Yeah, just keep taking it.

SPEAKER_07

Right. She works for the yeah, no refills.

SPEAKER_04

Take two. Yeah. If one's not doing enough, it it means you're not taking enough. Big pharma. Big pharma. Yeah, man. Old Benny.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yo, whatever happened to that dude that like uh it was uh it was some kind of drug or whatever. It cost like 10 cents to make and he jacked it up to like fucking$10,000 or whatever. It was like an it was like a it was like uh what the hell was it? It was like an injection thing. It was like some injection shit and then some like something else. Epinephrine? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It was like an it was like an injection shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, apparently there would like somebody did this for the epinephrine shot for the um being allergic to bees. Oh yeah. And like all of a sudden they just decided to jack that through the roof. Yeah, and go went from like$30 to$600.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, he was like, I want to be rich. Yeah, exactly. I'm buying this company. Oh, ten cents? That's uh$10,000 now.

SPEAKER_04

Here's an here's another conspiracy. Here's another conspiracy that I heard. Now it's I I don't know if it holds water, but we're gonna see. So I was told Pfizer Pfizer built the cure cure to um AIDS. No, peanut butt peanut allergies. Oh before peanut allergies were a thing, and then they went ahead and put pe like the allergy to peanuts in their shots when they were fucking doping us up through the 80s. Oh. So they're the ones that gave the allergy for peanuts to us, and now they have the fucking cure for it to give it to us. So they created the problem. That sounds like a good business plan.

SPEAKER_01

Sounds like something I do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's something I heard the other day. And I'm like, well, what about this fucking um stupid bread thing? Oh, gluten? Yeah, gluten. Tell me about gluten, buddy.

SPEAKER_01

Well, they say gluten is like because we we changed the way we process wheat.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, well, we did.

SPEAKER_01

We like super duper process the shit out of it and like strip all the nutrients out of it, so all you're left with is like a gluten powder.

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Right.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's like a gluten, it's like a super for it's like you would never have that much of gluten in regular wheat or flour. Wow.

SPEAKER_07

Gluten free, baby.

SPEAKER_01

But basically, like we took everything, like we're like, oh, wheat has like seven things we could use, so we're gonna strip those seven things out of it. What's left we'll use for bread, you know? It's like that's now that's now flour, and it's like that's causing all kinds of problems, you know.

SPEAKER_06

What do you mean, hot dogs? Well, hot dogs is like all the leftover meat after you book up.

SPEAKER_04

So here's there's a big there's a big big difference, big difference. So you can take all the nastiest parts of a of a critter, it's still edible, it's still parts of an animal, you know, it's still natural, it's not beautiful. It's not good.

SPEAKER_01

Remember, he's from Kentucky where they find their dinner on the side of the road, right? After birds plucked at it, some other animal came along. He was like, still good, still good. We're making raccoon stew.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, coon? Coon damn good eating. You got some squirrel?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. All right. He got the flat shovel, and he's like shh screaming it up the floor.

SPEAKER_06

This one's coming in two pieces. Oh man. Is that coon or squirrel?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know, but it tastes good.

SPEAKER_06

The other day, uh, fucking cat must have got hit by a fucking car coming across the fucking thing, and it's fucking blood and guts all over the fucking side of the tree over there. Fucking it's like liver and it's intestines all sticking out. I'm like, fuck, man. My kids are like freaking out. I gotta get it. I gotta take care of this shit.

SPEAKER_04

Look away, children. God damn it.

SPEAKER_06

Well, yeah, they went away. They went to like go do something, and then uh oh.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, it's gonna go rub on lotion. But yeah, so uh what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04

The yeah, no, hold on. The audience. Um, so Angelo just got up, walked towards uh walked to go out of the building, and then comes back in to grab two net uh tissue papers and then walks out.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, we're gonna assume he'll blow his nose, but I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Blowing something. Yeah, blowing so I had to like pick that shit up with a shovel and throw it in a garbage bag. I looked it up online. I'm like, what color was it? It was a black cat. A black one? Yeah. All black or a tabby? Black and white, black and white.

SPEAKER_04

Black and white tabby? Yeah. Oh, those are good cats.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, well, it was.

SPEAKER_04

Or at least they're not pieces of shit. I think with cats, there's not really a good cat. There's just levels of pieces of shit. Yeah. And you can have like uh, you know, halfway decent pieces shit. Or you could have like a fucking scummy piece of shit. Depends how frisky they are. Yeah, it depends on a lot of things. I mean, they could they could be not frisky, but straight asshole, you know, they're not they're not really attacking you, but they're just knocking stuff aggressively over and shattering it and just acting like pricks the whole time. You know, like there's a lot of levels of asshole to cat. Like dogs don't have that.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I think dogs either have like big and goofy, big and dumb, or big and mean.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And if you're if it's little, it's not a dog. Return it and get a better one.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Lap dogs aren't really, you know. Yeah, right. But they're like for your house.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's not a dog. Like, what is it gonna do? I I feel like dogs have to work, they have to do their job, and their job is to protect your house.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And if it's not big enough to protect your house from at least anything, even like you know wiener dogs? You know what wiener dogs were made for?

SPEAKER_06

Wieners. Uh they were to get badgers.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, exactly. Yeah, they would run them down on the holes and they would fucking aggressively attack the badgers and the rats and things, and they would attack them.

SPEAKER_01

That's what bulldogs did. They attacked bulls.

SPEAKER_04

They did. Yeah, it's called bear bull baiting. Bull baiting. Yeah, bull and bear baiting. And what they would do is they would put a ring in the bear's nose, and then they would lock it to the like a ring, so and they would see how many bulldogs it would take to uh take them out. And that's why they had those like little tiny tushies, so the bull's horns couldn't wrap around and grab them back into the bulldog. Yeah. And the fact that he's got all those wrinkles, when he bites into something and tears, it allows for the blood to flow away from the nose so it can continue to breathe. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, strategic.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah. Also, the loose skin helps as a defensive mechanism, you know, too. Somebody tries to bite you or whatever, it's gonna be loose skin, it's not tight. You can pull away. I see, that's why I got flappy skin. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I have an aggressive head for that.

SPEAKER_01

Just in case I get attacked.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. It's why you kept the foreskin?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Exactly.

SPEAKER_04

And for the blood flow. It allows for the blood flow as well.

SPEAKER_01

You never know who's gonna be biting your foreskin.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Remember slow and steady?

SPEAKER_01

Slow and steady?

SPEAKER_04

The other night? Yeah. Oh. Oh, the chick. Yes. So yeah, we were uh we were out the other night and then we we met this interesting lady. Oh. She was probably the slowest person I've ever met.

SPEAKER_01

Really? Like sloth slow?

SPEAKER_04

Like intrigued, intriguing slow. Like you almost like. Her movements were like, what the fuck's you're waiting you're waiting for her to like pretend like the joke was over. Was she drunk? No, yes. Well, she was. Okay. Yeah, she was getting drunk throughout the evening. But apparently, yeah. She I I was told a story that uh she was out camping and they caught her on fire. And her response to this was, I am on fire. Oh like that's how she responded.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah. And no one remembers their training.

SPEAKER_01

No one ever remembers stop and roll. Yeah, she just remembers stop. Yeah, I'm burning.

SPEAKER_04

I am on fire.

SPEAKER_01

Wow. So now that yeah, we were like making fun of her because I'm like, imagine getting a blowjob from her. It's gotta be like the longest blowjob ever. Imagine if she'd be like, we just finish this up here, okay?

SPEAKER_04

Imagine if she uses teeth. Only one rake. One rake, it's like this takes the skin off.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Was she like elderly or something? No, no, no, no. She was uh I would say middle-aged.

SPEAKER_01

I think called it like Sluth or something.

SPEAKER_04

So 60? No, no, no, no. Uh I would say she was like mid-30s.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, mid-30s.

SPEAKER_06

Mid-30s. Yeah. Yeah. So 30s. Middle aged. God damn, bro. You died 60. Well, I mean I guess middle age would be like 45 if I live till I'm 90.

SPEAKER_04

If you uh I don't want to live till I'm not going to be able to do according to my friend Pool, uh, it's like 26 is middle aged.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Who's gonna make it to 50? Oh, I don't wanna. Well, you don't want to. I hope that I do. Yeah, nine more years, stick me out.

SPEAKER_06

I got things I got an IRA and some other things I need to take out, you know.

SPEAKER_04

What did John Coffey say? I'm tired, boss. I'm tired. I'm too tired, boss. Take me out.

SPEAKER_02

So tired.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I'm done, boss.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. I'm gonna spend my whole retirement real quick.

SPEAKER_04

Retirement? Do you plan on that? I don't know. I feel like I I need to keep busy. Anything if you slow down to retirement, I believe you die.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I mean, so retirement don't mean literally stop doing something, it just nest it just means stop working for someone else. That's what it is in my mind.

SPEAKER_04

But then you're consuming your money without earning money, and then that you'd feel weird because you've been training yourself the entire your entire life to plan for that. Keeping the surplus.

SPEAKER_01

My life's planned out so I can fucking consume my money without working for somebody.

SPEAKER_04

The only thing that I've realized is plans don't work out.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

What'd you say? I said the only thing that I've truly realized is plans don't always work out.

SPEAKER_01

I always have plan B. Right. Oh, that pill?

SPEAKER_04

That little pill you get from the store? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I'm broke now. Oh my god. I'm broke now. I'm gonna swim as far as I can out to the ocean.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, no, I I hold an optimistic attitude always. I don't have uh like a defeated one because uh life would become too depressing if I did that. So uh I'm just like I always have like an optimistic, you know, things will be good. It's all right. Things will get better.

SPEAKER_01

At some point it'll get better. Yeah, it usually does.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but I love the melancholy, like, you know, I just want to believe that shit can't get any worse because if I did, I'd put a bullet to my head.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I can't accept that fate.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah. But that's you know, that's it, right? Perseverance, you gotta have it.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, you gotta push on, bro. Yeah, get up every day and fucking put your clothes on and go to work.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And go to Work. Did you hear me, ladies and gentlemen, out there? If you don't got a job, go get yourself a job. Yeah, that's first and foremost. For your well being.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, fuck that. There's a lot of people out there that live way better than us with no jobs.

SPEAKER_04

Do they?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Who? Mexicans. Oh.

SPEAKER_04

No, dude, they work three times as hard as us.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, some of them do. Yeah, that's right. Like in the 80s they did. Yeah. It's like they come here and get all the shit for free and like just chill.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but is that good for them? Like is that good for the mind being or well-being? Do you actually become a better person by doing so or are you just becoming a lot of people?

SPEAKER_01

I've seen anybody pay for food with an EBT card and be depressed. But I've had been at the food store when I'm like,$90 fucking dollars? Yeah. The fuck did I get?

SPEAKER_04

You sure about that? I've seen that girl like hand over that EBT car with two black eyes.

SPEAKER_01

That's because she don't listen.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, she's been having a good time in that house with an EBT car later.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, yeah, you know, there's people out there who like abuse the system and everything like that. But uh without a doubt, things nowadays definitely cost way more than we're used to. We had so the problem is that if you uh you looked at it, you the CPI data, which is the consumer price index, from 2020, from 2020 to 23, there was a large pop. It was probably one of the biggest pops in inflation that we've experienced. Thanks, buddy. But from um 2023 up until now, there's been a like 14% increase in inflation overall, you know. Is pop a technical term? Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. No, I I I enjoyed it, but I just wanted to know.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it was a pop. I mean, well, so it's it's larger than we've ever been used to. I mean, i think about it. You know, I used to hear stories from my parents, you know, years ago. I used to go to the pizzeria and I'd put a dollar down and I would get a pie or something crazy like that, you know, like a slice with a penny.

SPEAKER_04

Our pants saying I I came in and I spent like three$200,000 on a home around here. Like that is not it's unheard. What's up?

SPEAKER_02

Who spent$200,000?

SPEAKER_04

Uh I believe my grandmother spent$45,000.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.$4,500? Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's that's good. I mean, what houses out here in 1950 were$7,500. So yeah, like, but then again, at the same time, the the the wage that people took home was probably only like$40 a week. A couple of thousand bucks, you know, it wasn't a lot. Uh so they did have their struggles too. But without a doubt, like the pricing of homes are very expensive right now. But um, but like just basic stuff is crazy too. Like I go to the bagel store.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Fucking butter bagel is fucking five bucks. Five dollars.

SPEAKER_06

Right. Yeah. I guess what I got. I got a cream cheese bagel, five dollars.

SPEAKER_04

I bought a if you want it BLTS ten. I bought a Red Bull the other day, five dollars. I went to a place in the city. A Red Bull? Yeah, they're a drink, a drink, a fucking drink, a one-time drink.

SPEAKER_01

I went to a fucking place in the city, it was fifty cents for them to toast a bagel. I'm like, yo, the fucking toaster's on. Yeah. All you gotta do is cut your hands and put it in there. Like, oh yeah, you know, you just spend the money.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Did he did he charge you five cents to flip the knife? So do a back spread. He'll only rub the butter one way. If you want to backstroke, you gotta like I ain't coming to this bagel store again.

SPEAKER_01

It's fine.

SPEAKER_06

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. But no, without a doubt, you know, things cost way more money. Uh you can only hope that like whatever, you know, if you the job or whatever you have is too much.

SPEAKER_04

Do you really think there's anything going back from this?

SPEAKER_06

And keep it up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

No, I think the doors, like the Pandora's box has been open. Prices will never go down. Right. We let them get away with it. We let them get away with the ex the explosion of pricing right now, and we're gouged out of our asses, and there's no going back from this. There's no recovering from this.

SPEAKER_06

We well there is. So like we would need a serious recession in order for that to happen. So how do we start one? We just wait for it to happen because they're cynical. Can we physically do it? Um Trump can do it.

SPEAKER_04

Can we shut something down to create this like stimulate this to happen?

SPEAKER_01

The thing about that is in order for that to actually happen when you go into a real recession, things get really bad for people like us.

SPEAKER_03

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01

Uh you lose your job, you're gonna be out of work.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Prices of houses are gonna skyrocket, and mortgage rates are gonna skyrocket. Everything's gonna go way high and then crash and burn.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because people won't be able to pay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So people end up upside down on their mortgages, people won't be able to sell their houses then, people will be in extain credit card debt, your fucking insurance prices for your health insurance, car insurance, everything's gonna go through the fucking roof.

SPEAKER_04

Can't we do it?

SPEAKER_01

Corporations are not gonna lose.

SPEAKER_06

Can we just do the fight club? Well, pe whoever is ready and has what they call the firepower.

SPEAKER_01

Like the end of the end of the fight club with a cash cash will get devalued really quickly, you know?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, liquefied. You gotta have you gotta have no small.

SPEAKER_01

There's nothing back in cash except for the economy. And the and once the economy collapses, cash isn't worth shit. You know?

SPEAKER_06

Uh well, if we're talking economic, you know, collapse, yeah. But I'm just talking about like, you know, a nice little pullback. You know, like you know, 2008 when people were like losing their homes and everything, foreclosure. I mean, a lot of people made a lot.

SPEAKER_01

But the price of food didn't go down.

SPEAKER_06

Were flushed made good money on like deals and stuff. But yeah, um, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01

Like uh price of food didn't go down, health insurance went up.

Gas Prices Oil And Pipelines

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but I don't I mean it's funny I live during that shit, but I don't remember it was housing, you know. It was all yeah, well, it was the housing crisis. Yeah, yeah. Uh and I mean um even they had like the internet stuff, like you know, it was the dot net bubble or whatever, the internet, like dot-com boom and all that. So it's cynical, like it happens all the time, you know, cycle or whatever they could say the fucking word. Yeah, but um we'll see, I guess, what happens next. I mean, uh, so the the Iran war that we have going on right now, I push gas prices up. That wasn't that nice paying three dollars and twenty-nine cents for a gallon. Yeah, which I haven't paid in like that in a while.

SPEAKER_01

It's so stupid because we don't even fucking get our oil from there. You know, it's all it's all fear. Yeah, it's just fake. And that just shows you how our economy works. It's fake, you know. They're just like, oh, look, there's there might be some sort of uh hostility going on with oil that doesn't come to America, so um uh American oil is more money.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you gotta look at whatever the index is on that, the uh the WTI crude oil and see what it is per barrel. I think it was like eighty bucks.

SPEAKER_01

So it was between sixty and eighty when we used to pay like a dollar fifty a gallon.

SPEAKER_06

Oh sixty then, definitely. Well closer to sixty.

SPEAKER_01

It was between sixty and eighty. It would fluctuate a little bit. So if we were paying like a dollar fifty and then it went up to eighty, we'd be paying two bucks. Then it would go back down and we'd pay$1.75, and now it's at it went up, it went up over a hundred, and that's when our gas prices went up over to three dollars three fifty, right? Recently, recent history. Then it went back down to around eighty. And we're still paying three dollars a gallon, you know? They're like never gonna go back down.

SPEAKER_07

These guys like these prices. They'll pay any price, they'll keep paying.

SPEAKER_04

They gotta get there.

SPEAKER_06

We should just drill until we find oil. We don't have to. We have plenty. Just fucking I'm saying us. Like, let's get a drill. Oh. We'll right here. Fucking. No, the problem is this.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, three eight oh.

SPEAKER_06

Listen, according to real estate law. According to real estate or law, I own everything from here to the core of the earth. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Well, with that said, from here to the core of the earth is just to try and sandbar that got pushed up from a glacier. We're not gonna find anything under that. A little oil somehow get there? No, we gotta go out. No, we should go out to Dakota's and like buy a little mountainous property. And do what?

SPEAKER_06

And drill for oil. Drill for oil. In Dakota, the mountains. But the mountains is like where you know the plates are pushing together. You'll find maybe a little volcanic activity, some hurricanes, uh earthquakes, hurricanes, uh, shit like that.

SPEAKER_01

No, usually flat areas like Texas. Really? Texas doesn't have any mountains. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_04

No. Yeah, I think they are pretty much. Pakistan is like the iron dome. Well, like not the iron dome, the iron dome is Israel. But Pakistan is uh what what was their they were surrounded by mountains. It's a whole mountainous area. That's why they have so much fucking oil there. It's a mountainous like pockety area. Pakistan has no oil. Or not Pakistan, Iran.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, Iran. Iran.

SPEAKER_04

Iran is a mountainous fucking like area. Uh yeah, it's surrounded by mountains.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, they're on the uh like Iraqi border and north up into like what's that fucking Kurdistan, which they don't want to call it Kurdistan because of the Kurdish people. But anyway, like in that area, whatever. Turkey, you know. Yeah, there might be some oil over there. Yeah. Well, yeah, Iraq had oil. Yeah, it's right.

SPEAKER_04

Iraq and Iran have oil.

SPEAKER_06

One of the first things they did during like the Gulf War was burn the fucking wells. And then we we have a huge no way to fucking turn that fire out.

SPEAKER_04

We have a huge pipeline that comes down from Alaska and from uh that's no no Joe Biden killed that. That's all mountainous area.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, like oil's found in mountains. Yo, you know how much will those guys make to weld a pipe? Yeah, uh no. Crazy ass money. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I thought we were actually gonna give you five.

SPEAKER_02

They make crazy ass money. Crazy ass dick.

SPEAKER_04

It was like I remember Hey, uh ladies and gentlemen, would you like to make crazy ass money?

SPEAKER_06

Nah, but they like there was a dude, he was like living in a trailer, he'd like follow the pipe, and he would fucking weld that fucking oil pipe. Yeah, and they made crazy ass money. Do you know that the like I don't know how much, but it's a lot. The water pipes and the oil pipes get blown up all the time. What why from like a uh like activists or whatever?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, protesters and activists come through and try to blow up the pipes all the time.

SPEAKER_06

I should make a video game.

SPEAKER_01

That's so sweet.

SPEAKER_06

Protect the pipe.

SPEAKER_01

You guys are killing our fucking environment. Let me blow this up and it cause a fucking oil leak. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I think it was dry. It was probably dry, it probably wasn't completed yet. But yeah, it's uh it's interesting that kind of shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah. I don't I don't know why they would want to attack or blow it up, but yeah, they feel entitled to want to go down and like fuck with the flow.

Protests Soros Claims And Sign Printing

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's so crazy. The other day I was watching something, it was like uh they were having like a in in like the UK somewhere, there was like some kind of protest at March or something like that. And it was like the right wing, you know, march over there. Oh, and then in England, I can't think of it. They looked, there was like a little canal, right? And there was like a little walkway on the canal, and like Antifa was like having their thing walking next to them, and it was like a spot where they kind of converged, and uh yeah, it was like it turned into like a little bit of a brawl, you know. It was pretty interesting. Yeah, yeah, they fucking they started poking them with the fucking English flag and shit. Like they were like trying to pick at them and shit, yeah, kicking them and shit. I'm like, yeah, fuck those fucking Antifa. What's up with that? They're all over the goddamn place. They're here, they're in fucking UK. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, they're funded by Soros.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. The big corporations, they want they want that to happen.

SPEAKER_01

They're well funded.

SPEAKER_06

Civil unrest. Yo, you hear about that girl who's like a professional protester and she makes like 80k a year. There's a lot.

SPEAKER_04

Holy cow, bro. Yeah, there's one in New York City that got paid like$2.5 million. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, if you listen to Soros, so Soros did an interview talking about Ukraine.

SPEAKER_06

I wear a t-shirt, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. No, you gotta do all this shit. That's what they were saying about the fucking noise meters and shit. Like you gotta be yelling and carrying on. Like, that's how you get the bit the bonus. But Soros did an interview about Ukraine but long before the war started, and he was saying how he pays for democratic groups to be formed in Ukraine to create civil unrest. Because Ukraine, before Biden and Obama put fucking um I don't know if it was Zelensky. No, I think it was Zelensky. The last guy that was in there was pro-Russian, right? Ukraine's only been fucking Ukraine for like 30 fucking years. Not that old, you know, it was Russia before that.

SPEAKER_08

Right, right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_01

So the guy before that, whatever the fuck his name was, was a pro-Russia guy and wanted to be Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then they put in Zelensky. But in order to get that civil unrest to be able to overthrow that other guy and America come in and save the day and democratically elect Zelensky, quote unquote.

SPEAKER_06

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01

Soros funded all these organizations to have propaganda out there telling them you want to be a Western civilization, you want to be like America, you want to be like a democratic place, you want to you want to have free elections, you want to have this or that. And then since Zelensky's been in, there hasn't been a single fucking election.

SPEAKER_06

So Right. Yeah, he stopped it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, freedom.

SPEAKER_06

It's crazy. Yep. Hmm. It is crazy how like the money can manipulate the system, right?

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's what like Antifa is. That's what all these stupid ice fucking protesters and bullshit is, is they're getting paid and encouraged, and other politicians are encouraging them.

SPEAKER_04

I kind of liked it well, really. I I don't know if I brought this up with you guys before, but when it came down to the signs, um, I had this debate with my mother. The signs? The signs. Oh, the sign. Yeah, just the signs themselves that they walk around with and they protest with on the streets. Oh, yeah. Okay. Um, I don't know if you guys remember WWE. Right. Yeah, but WWE used to go to WWE. Yeah, but everybody show it aside. Right. Everybody had their sign. They went down to like Office Depot and they bought their like you know, they bought their piece of giant paper. Yeah. They made all their signs. Cardboard shit. Yeah. So Steve Austin, suck my dick, and this, that, and the other, all over it. And they went all out on that. And those were guys that loved it, love the passion of this uh sport and went and built those signs, brought it down there, and they still look like shit. And then you look at these protesters today, and they have like these$70.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, yeah. So it's it's organized. They have medical tests. Thousands of dollars.

SPEAKER_06

You know, you know the protests that like uh the peaceful protests that turn violent.

SPEAKER_01

Like pulled my headphones out or something. Fucking beer.

SPEAKER_06

I pulled your headphones. You're on uh oh you're on three. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Technical difficulties.

SPEAKER_04

Ladies and gentlemen, stand by.

SPEAKER_01

There we go. Yeah, Doug like pulled his cord in it. Are you Are you in? Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06

You ever seen that gay shit where he's like, say are you in? Yeah. But uh, I pulled you out? What's that? No, no, no. It sounds like we had to cut this out. It sounds gay as fuck. I pulled you out, I put him in. Like, what's going on?

SPEAKER_07

You in, bro, you in.

SPEAKER_03

I think I'm in.

SPEAKER_07

Are you in?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, you in. Yeah, it's bad. No, but um I can't feel you, bro. So the protest shit though, like, yo, I heard that they they like they're they're peaceful, quote unquote, and then all of a sudden there's like a van that drops off like a shitload of bricks on like a corner somewhere, and then they all run over and grab it, and it becomes crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's what they found out about January 6th when they released all the footage. Yeah, they see that like the riot part of that was incited by people who worked for the FBI. Yeah, they weren't fucking just the protesters. It was yeah, and it's it's a crowd mentality. Once you get like six or seven people, start throwing rocks, yeah. Now everyone's picking up rocks and throwing rocks, you know. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but they're sheeple. And what's crazy is shit is that like yo, I read an article the other day that the Democratic Party is fucking paying is is will not allow like uh history lessons to say the opposite.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Like, so like anybody who was like pro it was peaceful and everything like that initially, which I know it wasn't completely peaceful, yeah, but like they like they're scrutinizing that thing to be the worst thing that ever happened to America.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah. It's the worst day in American history. Yeah, like it's so fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_06

9-11 pales in comparison.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, those were our friends that crashed into the plane.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just a pilot with bad directions, you know, it happens. Yeah, right. It happens, yeah.

January 6 Arguments And 9 11 Doubts

SPEAKER_05

Crazy.

SPEAKER_01

I just saw a video where they were like launching missiles at a building, and they're like, look at this plane, launch like 40 missiles at this building and it doesn't fall. And they're like, but one plane hits a giant building and it falls. Yeah, yeah. Fucking insane.

SPEAKER_04

Well, um, I don't know if you've seen the footage of the Empire State Building, but a plane hit that thing and burned for like 24 hours. Yeah, yeah. Just sitting there just roasting for 24 hours.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. It was like a Sesta from like.

SPEAKER_01

They built the World Trade Center purposefully to be able to get hit by a fucking big plane. Yeah. Because only a few years before they started building it, the fucking uh whatchamacallit got hit. The Empire State Building got hit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. This is nonsense. Uh, whatever the government said was true. I like my life the way it is.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, they've been going for that shit forever, right? They they tried bombing it. They went into the fucking thing with vans filled with like fertilizer. Yeah. And it like somewhat I don't even know if it really blew up, did it?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, yeah, there was an explosion in the basement. But nothing happened. Nothing happened.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they they blew off like the concrete and the metal beams were still there.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It like laughed at them. Right. Right. I was like, I got you, homie. Yeah. They were like, okay, next time we're gonna wire the building.

SPEAKER_01

This ain't alcoholic they were testing, they were like, oh shit, man, we're gonna have to put some fucking bombs all the way up. Right. You know, we can't just have one bomb go off. We gotta have a bunch of bombs go off.

SPEAKER_04

How about we put bombs by all the support structures? And then we fly a plane into it and we'll push the button, and then we'll tell everybody that the plane knocked it over, but we strategically blew it all up on the interior.

SPEAKER_08

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. You think that would work? I mean, what's crazy too is like that whole area was built like it wasn't always there. And it was like garbage. Parts of it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yep. Well, they found like an old ship that they like buried there when they were excavating all the fucking wreckage.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

They found like an old wooden ship that was like part of the garbage pile, you know.

SPEAKER_06

That's crazy. It's like, oh, wait a minute. This was Christopher Columbus.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they were like, oh, whose ship was this? They're like, uh the Mayflower. Yeah, that's the Spanish guys, man. We don't give a shit about them. Yeah. We're gonna change that history now. We're already rewriting history.

Mandela Effect And Greek Myth Detour

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Just like there's no cornucopia, I'm through the loom. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Soon there won't be a cornucopia at Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_06

I don't have that shit. If I saw that shit on my table, I'd be like, what the fuck is that? Yeah. You know? What's this weird fucking cone shit doing on my table? It wasn't even pilgrims.

SPEAKER_04

Do you know what that yeah, do you know where that cone shit came from?

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's Greek mythology. Oh, is it? Yeah. So I got Greek mythology on my table? Yeah, it's Greek mythology. Yeah. So when it came. There's Greeks here? When it came down to the What does cornucopia mean? Horn. Horn.

SPEAKER_06

It means horn in Greek?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Oh. So um Greek people are like no. When Zeus was when Zeus was a baby, um, his mom was afraid that his dad was gonna eat him because he he went by and he ate the other six children. Oh. So she decided to his dad ate children? Yeah, ate him.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, she had seven children? She had seven. He was like, I ain't having this. Nom nom nom nom.

SPEAKER_04

She she had seven, she had seven children, uh, one right after another, and the dad came by, and Kronos was like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

This is Greek mythology. Yeah, this is Greek. They teach this in Greek school?

SPEAKER_04

Uh I don't I don't I don't know if it's still going on.

SPEAKER_06

I'm just on this trying to understand my Greek friends.

SPEAKER_01

This was it, this was actually in that play uh by Homer that we had to read.

SPEAKER_04

No, unfortunately not, but uh Homer's good though. So uh getting back to it though, yeah. Um yeah, Kronos uh like there was a uh proverb that said that uh one of his children were gonna take his place and he would no longer be like the main god of the earth. Well, he didn't like that. So every time a child was one of his children were born, he would come by to the mom and he would eat the child and swallow it up. That's rough. Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Could have just pulled out, bro. Right. It's like you ate you could have made her eat your child, you know? Just like open up, bitch.

SPEAKER_04

So wait till it came down to the seventh child, like it felt too good. The seventh child was um Zeus. Okay. And Zeus He was like, Don't eat me. Well, no, no, no. She just she decided to go and like hide him off in this like weird ethestral world where uh Kronos couldn't find him, but she gave him a stepmother, which was this little goat woman, this little Seder woman. And when Zeus Lady When was Zeus was a baby, he reached up and he grabbed her horn and he broke the horn off. That horn this is the cornucopia. This is the cornucopia. The fucking fruit and shit came out, and all the fruit came out, bro. All the fruit and shit. That's what I'm saying. What the fuck? It was the bear, yeah, the bounty of life or the bounty of whole fucking whole bunch of fruit, bananas, and fucking grapes and shit fell out of that.

SPEAKER_01

But to be honest with you, well, for anyone who didn't fast forward.

SPEAKER_04

Thanks for sticking with me, guys. I know who you are, right?

SPEAKER_01

So we had goat horns.

SPEAKER_04

The Mandela effect. Yeah, yeah. That was a that was a Greek god thing back then. But there's actually so much Greek mythology that's mixed into our like normal lives that nobody even realizes the word the word music. Is from Greek mythology.

SPEAKER_06

Uh-huh. So when I was a uh when I was in like fifth or sixth grade out in uh flaw park, there was a they had a Latin class. Did you guys do Latin out here? No.

SPEAKER_01

No. Not in Latin.

SPEAKER_06

We called it Spanish.

SPEAKER_01

They were trying to teach us English, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

No, Latin is Latin.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Latin.

SPEAKER_04

It's like Greek. Pig Latin. Oh, no, no. Latin. Latin's a dying language. I think it died when we were uh like seven or eight years ago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Well they used to teach oh yeah. It was like yesterday. We killed it like seven years ago, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Trump Trump loved that shit.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, seriously.

SPEAKER_04

No, I think I'm serious though. I think it was like eight or nine years ago. They were like, no, Latin's dead, and they finally killed the language.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Or I could be full of shit.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, like every there's like tons of like fucking Latin words that are like mixed into like everything.

SPEAKER_01

Like jizz.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. That comes from the Latin word double.

SPEAKER_01

Latin? Horn. It's actually which means white and creamy. It's actually after Zeus broke off the horn. Yeah. Jizzed in it. Yeah. And that was a Latin word.

SPEAKER_06

Which means cream cheese.

SPEAKER_01

Zeus used to fuck that little horn.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Imagine like that's why pigs have circled weird dicks.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I've never seen a pig dick. It's circle there.

SPEAKER_01

Pig dicks are like fucking little.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you never seen the spiral cocks?

SPEAKER_06

I mean, I know they had spiral tail. I didn't know the spiral cock.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they got spiral cocks, but it goes all the way through.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, bro. So does uh so does ducks.

SPEAKER_04

What? Yeah, ducks have spiral cocks.

SPEAKER_03

But he said so do Doug's.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I heard. All ducks have spiral cucks.

SPEAKER_07

My name's Doug, they call us Doug because we have the spiral deck.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we don't actually get the name Doug. Our parents don't call us Doug. We get we actually get it deemed upon us.

SPEAKER_06

They were like, Do you want the circumcision for your son or like the spiral?

SPEAKER_01

You put a hair curler on that thing and plug it.

SPEAKER_04

They'll spin that around a couple of things. My God.

SPEAKER_01

But you gotta name it Doug.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but no. Ducks are the number one uh rapist animal on the planet.

SPEAKER_07

Really?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Would they rape each other? Yeah, well, yeah. The males rape females. They're known for being aggressive.

SPEAKER_06

Like I mean, listen, they gotta get it. I mean, I feel like birds, birds, I feel like a lot of birds do that.

SPEAKER_04

Well, no, no. They the with the female ducks, their vaginas actually have false pockets in them. Oh, they're like, not this time. Yeah, like they'll be false.

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Exactly.

SPEAKER_07

That was my feather, bitch.

SPEAKER_06

You went in the wrong pocket.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I don't even feel you. Your dick your dick swivel to the left.

SPEAKER_04

My B goes to the right.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you would think, so wait, if that was the case, you would think that, like, yo, the other male duck would know, right? Because it's like, yo, you faking it?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You know, you know, let's listen for the squawks and shit.

SPEAKER_07

She ain't squawking, bro. You in the road. That's pullback and rip for them.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like there'd be less ducks in the world if that was true. Look that up. Google searching. Goddamn ducks. Well, yeah, I mean I'm not Google searching duck pussy. I don't know why you're right. Yo, you ever seen the fucking two girls walk up? Duck pussy. That's that's just fucking porn up fucking certain things.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god. Yo, there's a there's a like oh I hate my search.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

There's an uh there's a video on Instagram of this guy. He goes into the fucking uh like the fish store and he shows him like the picture of like this fucking fish that's like its mouth is like doing this crazy suction, like this suction fucking thing. And the guy's like, I need this fish.

SPEAKER_08

And he's like, get out of my store.

SPEAKER_06

It's like we know what you're talking about. Fuck out of my store. Fucking put that on your piece, bro. Fuck that. Yeah, we'll uh might have teeth.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. If you can't drown it, you can't shouldn't fuck it. Yeah, well, I got rules. We can suffocate it, I guess.

SPEAKER_06

You know, I don't know.

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I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

Changes the rules a little bit. Uh you don't even need to just take them out the water.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Flop.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy, man.

SPEAKER_01

It is actually kind of weird, right? Like if you hold somebody's head on the water, they kind of flop around like a fish when you take it out of the water.

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Yeah.

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Fucked up.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it's the same thing. They can't breathe, I guess. You know, just the oxygen or whatever's going on there, the uh the exchange of uh gases or whatever have you, it's not happening. Yeah. Feels like I'm suffocating.

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Yeah.

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Shit. Yeah. It's fucked up. Yeah, yeah, that'd be the hell of a way to go.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Choke a fish out with your cock.

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Poor fishy. Yeah. Nah, you know. I used to, yeah, right? Can you get it?

SPEAKER_04

It's a little pirates.

SPEAKER_06

Fucking dog. My bad. Yeah, I would have moved for you, but I'm fucking lazy.

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Fuck them.

SPEAKER_06

No reason to keep fire lanes on there.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, we're good. Yeah, right, Doug? Yeah, I haven't picks in my headset. You exasperated. You were like shitty headphones. We got a bad set. Bad studio.

SPEAKER_01

Studio's bad.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You should tell Trump the Ayatollah's here. Blow it up, and we're just gonna build a new one.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just wreck it.

SPEAKER_02

We got him. Bunch of fags in the middle of a town.

SPEAKER_06

Turns out he was hiding in a garage.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Hiding a garage. Going like a dog. Dead as a dog. Dead as a dog. Got him.

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Thought he was strong. He was weak.

SPEAKER_01

Can't hide in Leviton. White people ratchet out.

SPEAKER_04

Leviton's the greatest, just letting you guys know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. LT. So how you guys feeling about DT? What? DT? Donald Trump. Oh. How you feeling right now? You feeling good about Donald? You feeling bad about Donald? Or like you feeling on uneasy about him? I don't know. This whole talk about uh what was Israel? Are you a MAGA cuck? Am I a cuck? Are you a MAGA cuck? I don't know. I've never I've never sat in a chair and watched other people get down before.

SPEAKER_06

You ever seen other magas fuck each other?

SPEAKER_04

No, I've never watched that happen. So no, I mean, uh, yeah. So as far as I'm like Pam Bonnie, get in here and I need uh I need Chuck Patel. Get out of here in here.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah. No, no, as far as like um, how do I think he's doing? I think he's doing all right. I mean, uh, I think that um I mean, listen, at the end of the day, did I did they think that this war would happen with Iran? It's been discussed before.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, do you do you think we're really getting like led around by our our nut hairs by Israel? Or you you do, you do.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Well, you know, it's funny, they do show like if you if you really want to look into it, I mean, that guy Benjamin BB, he'd been saying like they got 24 hours away from making a nuclear weapon since 19 like 60 or some shit. Whenever he became like the day one he became prime minister, he was like mad younger, you know what I'm saying? They have old clips of him online talking about it, like during Obama's period, even before that. Um, they're gonna build a nuclear weapon and wipe us off the earth.

SPEAKER_01

Like, I understand, like and like would that be the worst thing? Yeah. Well, listen, I've Germany's doing pretty good now. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Say, yeah, did they all leave?

SPEAKER_02

Most of them did. Enough of them did that there's no impact.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, the Fuhrer got them out of there.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, hold hold hold up, hold up. I didn't hear about Germany doing their thing. Tell me about these barbarians. What's going on? Oh no, no, I thought you meant currently. I thought it meant like within the last couple of months they decided to uh remove the Muslims from their country because Germany's doing Muslims, no.

SPEAKER_01

Poland's pretty good, but they're fucking not letting anybody in, so they're doing pretty good. Right, Germany. They're like the only country in the world that hasn't had domestic quote unquote terrorism.

SPEAKER_06

You know, I mean, when you think about it too, like other world leaders, like in Paris, you know, like they said for a couple of years ago you couldn't even go to Paris.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It was like a piss pool, fucking terrible area, lots of crime. Disgusting.

SPEAKER_01

Crazy uh I know a guy who went to Paris a few years ago, and he was like, you get off the plane and there's not another white person around you. Yeah. It's a totally Muslim country.

SPEAKER_06

That's so crazy. Muslims everywhere. It makes you wonder how that happened.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Well, how happened? Quote unquote refugees. That's what happened. They were taking refugees just like we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're taking refugees on the boat. Like you see, Sweden fucking uh Sweden's deporting anybody who's found claimed refugee status and vacations in the country that they claim refugee from.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

So if you're from Saudi Arabia and you're claiming refugee status in Sweden. And you're going on a vacation to see your family in Saudi Arabia, stay there, motherfucker. You ain't coming back.

SPEAKER_06

Wow, okay. That's a that's an interesting thing.

SPEAKER_01

And they said it's like 78% of the people that are refugees are traveling back to their homeland for vacations.

SPEAKER_06

Wow. Well, they want to see the rest of their family they left.

SPEAKER_01

But if it's that bad, why'd you leave them? And why are you able to go there and come back?

SPEAKER_06

Like, you know, like well, because they got nice new jobs and uh welfare and everything else in the country. Their host country now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they're getting shit, you know. Yeah, they weren't looking to be refugees, they're people who are paying bills. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Just like they do here. Look at all the Somalians, you know?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Oh, that's the best fucking thing going. I'm like, I should have opened up a daycare 20 years ago. Oh god. Or anything like that. Disqualified, you're not white. I mean, you're yeah, I mean, you're not black.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. What do you know about raising kids? Right. No, you're not black. You know, it's like, what? How they letting men, black men open the daycare.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but they tried doing that shit out here, and the fucking guy killed a kid because he had like fentanyl in the fucking daycare.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, but the guy's like, hold on, I'm gonna go get milk.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, he's doing transactions in the fucking cafeteria.

SPEAKER_04

See, uh, we wouldn't have had to do the whole daycare care thing. We could have done the uh assistant living. And like with that said, you could have done the assistant living, I could have done the travel care for them, as assistant living, non-emergency travel, and then Angelo could have signed on as our mechanic.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And then we would have like each one of us would have had a perfect little government job getting paid, and we'd have no customers.

SPEAKER_01

Well, it's not really a government job, but we would have got it paid from the government.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, is it not a government job when you're getting paid all of your money is being subsidized through the government? Isn't that a government job?

SPEAKER_01

Even though you're a uh Yeah, they get away with it because they're subcontractors. Government employees get in trouble for that kind of shit.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. Well, what is it called?

SPEAKER_01

Um You're government contractors.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but they're uh what's the terminology when you don't get paid money? A nonprofit.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they they go under a non-profit, so the government gives them a stack of cash, and then they go ahead and like g divvy it out to all their buddies, and everybody's getting paid, but there's no actions take being taken place.

SPEAKER_01

Well, speaking of that, didn't that bitch, what is it, Pam Bondi, I think, uh just got fired for that?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, she did. She did some like sexy like uh articles.

SPEAKER_00

Oh no, that's not what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_04

I thought she did a whole bunch of like uh things for her, like um I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01

She got she got caught funneling like$150 million to some company that was formed like eight days before she gave him$150 million.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

And they were like, what does this company do? Where's his headquarters? She's like, Oh, I'm not sure. And he's like, nobody is because it doesn't exist. You know? It was literally formed and like the fucking the the address that was registered was like a fucking like house, you know. They're like, how is this a hundred and fifty million dollar company?

SPEAKER_04

You know, I feel bad for Pam Bondi.

SPEAKER_01

Why?

SPEAKER_04

Why? Because she came in with the hopes to do everything that the Democrats have been doing for the like the last 20 years. So she was like, Oh, cool, we can get in, we can do this illegal thing real real quick. Uh, everybody's been doing it for the last 20 years, and we could all make 20 million dollars. It's gonna be awesome. We'll like it'll be great, everybody'll love it. And then um she was late to the party, yeah. She was late, and now she finally showed up and she's trying to get hers, and all of the Somalians took all the good money. Yeah, and um, what's his face? Um, new scum and Kelly with his homeless crisis, they they're getting 19 billion dollars. Yeah, poor Pan Bondi isn't making any money off of this. Yeah, she ain't making no scratch. Yeah, that's a bullshit. She's too late to the party. Everybody else got the scamming shit done first. Oh yeah, not fair. Yeah, we're discussing how Pan Bondy didn't get her fair share of the fraud money.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, poor Pam.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, everybody else gotta get like a good chunk, they got to hang out. But you know what's great is watching the uh Somalian guys in court right now, and uh the judge is like, oh, um I'm gonna go ahead and uh put you in jail for the next 30 years. And he's like, Oh, but you could just deport me right now. We can we can just deport me.

SPEAKER_01

I believe those videos are real though.

SPEAKER_04

You oh, you think they're fake?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, AI is fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, oh it is epic.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I don't know what's real, what's not real anymore.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

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Do we exist?

AI Doubts Politics And Merch

SPEAKER_01

I don't even think Trump's real anymore. I think they killed him. I think they killed him, they're just giving us fucking. It's just Netanyahu's AI.

SPEAKER_06

You know what I noticed though? Like, Trump definitely like he used to keep his hair a certain way. He just like not give a fuck no more. Yeah. Well, I mean, he's like his last time. He got that white and like gold in there, you know? It's like the hairstylist missed the die.

SPEAKER_04

He's mad old though. I mean, yeah, he's gonna be 80, right? Or he's 80. Yeah, my dude's been in there for a while. Yeah, like fighting the good fight. Yeah, that hair's been fighting the good fight. Yeah, trying to stay together the whole time.

SPEAKER_06

You wanna get the Trump coin with the with his head on it? Nah, bro. Oh, what depends? The side profile. How many ounces? Oh, oh, it's like gold or silver. Oh, that's what I'm gonna say. I think I'm pretty sure they make them already. Motherfuckers selling the fucking Trump watch. You seen that? Yeah, he sells a Trump watch, it's like fire engine red. Says Trump on it and shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Well, do you know what tracks NYC? Yeah. Are you familiar with Angelo? Yeah. Okay. Did you see his um the jewela, the Bill Clinton necklace he made?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, is it Bill Clinton with uh Nanyahoo?

SPEAKER_04

No, it was Bill Clinton with uh Epstein inside of it. You open up his chest and there's a little Epstein inside. Yeah, and he's like, keep your friends close.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you know what's funny, yo, you've seen like the depositions or whatever they're doing in Congress, and Bill's like smiling after he's looking at the pictures, he's like, everybody.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god, that night. That night was crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Hillary's like what you're doing, looking at him. Yo, Hillary got angry. You saw her smacking the desk and getting all like fired up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So it's just funny because it's like what are you getting angry about? You know you're not gonna get in trouble. Yeah, you guys are safe.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Well, I mean, what are they hiding about? Well, I like well, we know what they're hiding. It's one of those situations that like at the end of this, we know that the worst like the people that are in charge of everything are the worst people on the planet doing the worst things to all of us.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_04

And we just let them do their thing, and we're happy go lucky to let it keep going. And you know, that there was a real like there was a realization that happened recently. There is no checks and balances for people that wealthy. There is nobody to step in and say, wait a minute, you fucked up. Now we're gonna come down and we're going to arrest you, or we're gonna do something to you, or no, there is no retribution. They can do whatever the fuck they want to us. They are who they are, and we are who we are. And you will like it. Yeah, we'll take it on the chin.

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Literally.

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And there's because there's just no there is nothing we can do.

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Like a poor duck getting raped.

SPEAKER_04

Exactly. Poor little duck. Well, it's fake butthole.

SPEAKER_01

It's poor little fake duck pudding.

SPEAKER_05

It's like wank. At the wrong hole, wank.

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Now I wish we had a wrong, I wish we had a wrong hole so the government didn't always fuck us properly.

Wrap Up Plus Meta Glasses AI

SPEAKER_06

That does happen from what I heard. If you push too hard, you can make a new hole. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. And they gotta seal that shit up. Ugh. No bueno. No bueno, two holes. It's 1027.

SPEAKER_04

No, I mean, how much how long have we been recording there, buddy?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah. So we got uh hour and uh twenty-three. Perfect. We're gonna go ahead and shut it down there. All right, guys. Well, we love y'all and uh rape a duck. Rape a duck. I can't do anything inside.

SPEAKER_04

And well and while raping a duck, if you'd like to go ahead and hit like and subscribe at the bottom, we appreciate that. And all the things that video yeah, we would actually post that, you know? Yeah, yeah. Send videos.

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Send videos of that poor duck.

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Actually, send that to the private account. We don't want that uh pressure Canadian geese don't count. Unless you wear an American Eagle uh face mask.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, and uh one more thing about um meta, so you know the meta's glasses, they were like using it to train AI, and so like all like those intimate moments that people were recording. Fuck some guy like Bangladesh is like, oh my god. Oh my god.

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What would they do to these white women? We must go.

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It's like AI, it's like telling the AI, this is titties.

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This is boobs. This is titties. Oh, yes, I see the legacy in the air now.

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I like this, this is very nice. Yeah, you see her bend the arm.

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America, that's right.