Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
Welcome to Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo – the no-holds-barred podcast where we dive into the week’s hottest topics with unfiltered opinions, razor-sharp wit, and a healthy dose of dark humor. Nothing is off-limits as we tackle everything from pop culture and current events to life’s absurdities, all while keeping it raw, real, and ridiculously entertaining.
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Talking Shit with Doug, Ryan, and Angelo
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A pothole can blow out your tire in half a second, and somehow that turns into a full-blown conversation about gas prices, oil markets, war headlines, and why everything feels like it costs twice what it should. We kick things off with the everyday reality of driving on beat-up roads, the curse of low-profile tires, and the confusing mess of e-bike and e-scooter rules that nobody seems to fully understand. It starts out funny, but it quickly turns into one of those conversations that makes you realize how unstable and expensive normal life has started to feel.
From there we zoom out and start connecting the dots. Iran, Russia, Ukraine, trade routes, oil supply, and the way fear alone can send gas prices through the roof whether the math makes sense or not. We also get into the culture side of things — influencers flying overseas chasing luxury photos, while ignoring the real legal risks of filming content in countries that don’t play around with their laws.
Then the conversation takes another turn into pharmaceutical advertising and drug side effects, including a personal story that shows how something labeled as a “normal reaction” can be terrifying when it actually happens to you. And because it’s 2026, we also talk about the bigger trust problem — protests that feel organized, narratives that seem manufactured, and AI making it harder than ever to figure out what’s real and what isn’t.
It’s the usual mix: laughs, arguments, a few wild theories, and the occasional moment where something actually makes sense. If you’re trying to understand inflation, gas prices, media chaos, and the weird direction the world feels like it’s heading, this episode goes all over it.
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Chairs Potholes And Car Woes
SPEAKER_04Red means go. Red means go. We are alive. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to hanging out with us on Talkin' Shit. This is your house, Don't Know Shit Doug. Always hanging out with Ryan and Angelo. We got rid of the couches. Now we got chairs. What's up, boys? How are we? What's happening? We can't afford couches anymore. Yeah, yeah. We gotta get them back. Times are getting rough. Oh, isn't it though? Yeah. Life is not easy on these streets. I think we got one less subscriber.
SPEAKER_01Damn it.
SPEAKER_04So, how how have you guys been? How how has life been over the last couple?
SPEAKER_06Not bad, you know. A little warmer now, but uh, you know, definitely been snowy. Not really feeling that too much anymore.
SPEAKER_01Glad the shit melted.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, I do appreciate those clear uh concrete streets. Thanks, Midambi.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, those clear concrete streets loaded with potholes like we're in Iran. Yeah. Oh, dude.
SPEAKER_04Did you see the one on the bridge?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Ah.
SPEAKER_06Well, where you can see through it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's all over the internet. Yeah. Yeah. You can see right down to the ocean below it. And it's like the rebar is holding it together. So when the cars drive over it, that's what their tires are touching, is the rebar. Right. But there's like no concrete left. It's just a giant hole. You've got a giant gaper.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. And all the rebar is all fucking bent out of shape. Well, it's I mean, yeah. I showed something on Instagram, uh, you know, local little park way over here, and it was like fucking 10 cars in a row, all hit the same fucking pothole. Oh, yeah. Pulled over on the side. Yeah. I heard about that. I'm like, that's crazy. How do you get 10 cars? But I mean, you know, if it's just the holes in the right spot. Yeah in the deep.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. And it's got the edge around the perfect corner for your tire. It just pops.
SPEAKER_06Well, all these cars, too, they got the low profile tire now. Oh yeah. You know? So it's got that potholes. There's like no sidewall. Which I don't know if you know about mechanics, but like the tire used to be part of the suspension.
SPEAKER_01Oh, it still is, but they just yeah, now they're just like, oh man.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And you know, we're not gonna give you a spare tire either. We're just gonna give you a run flat tire, which means that you're just fucked.
SPEAKER_06We'll give you a run flat with an air pump. Yeah. I think uh Mercedes does that, right?
SPEAKER_01Mercedes, fucking uh Esther Martin, all those stupid fucking.
SPEAKER_06Well, they had I think they had the I think one of them had like the the donut, but it was deflated. Yeah, yeah. And you had it inflated, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I like the expensive cars that come with a little bicycle because they're like, we know you're gonna get fucked. Here's a little bike to ride you off to a little town afterwards. Uh huh.
SPEAKER_01Go on your merry way.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, like a little like a bike, like a like an e-bike fucking like emergency getaway vehicle. Exactly.
E-Bikes Rules And Road Names
SPEAKER_04Bail on your vehicle, call whoever you're gonna call, just leave it behind.
SPEAKER_06So I I recently found out that like talking about little electric bicycles, that like supposedly in Nassau County there's a like an ordinance that like you can't ride anything uh like class two and like above e-scooter and fucking uh e-bike.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so I don't know anything about the classes. Neither do I. Doug doesn't know shit.
SPEAKER_06So and in the picture it's just a bicycle and a fucking uh a scooter, but like I see the motherfucking kids everywhere.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_06Nobody's stopping them.
SPEAKER_04But what I mean, what's what what is like class E and class A or B?
SPEAKER_06It's probably speed.
SPEAKER_04Right. There's probably a governor on there that stops it.
SPEAKER_06Anything greater than 30, you're probably looking for trouble.
SPEAKER_01Like you're not supposed to ride anything motorized that doesn't have turn signals and headlights and shit on the street. It's an off-road vehicle, you know?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, which none of these bikes bikes have, so even in the even in the like the terminology in the uh DMV like book, they call like regular road, like you know, regular road, two-lane road is a highway. Yeah, like everything's a highway in the fucking DMV map. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh everything's a highway.
SPEAKER_04No parkways, no no driveways.
SPEAKER_06Nah. It's a little highway. Yeah, yeah. It's all a highway. On a two-lane highway, I'm like, that looks like a street, bro. That's not an avenue, you're right?
SPEAKER_01Well, look at Beth Page Parkway. It's a fucking one lane each way. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06So Doug, do you know the difference between like an avenue and like a turnpike? No, the actual definition behind a lane different? Yeah, I don't know. Oh shit, really?
SPEAKER_04I know that like a court means that it's like a dead end.
SPEAKER_06Right, right. Well, so like the no, like so an avenue is based on the size of the street, right? Okay. So like an avenue could have like, I guess, four lanes of traffic in in either direction.
SPEAKER_04So it's two, two and two. So let's take New York City for example. So one way they're avenues, the other way are streets.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So the ones that are going east to west are streets, and the ones going north to south are avenues because they're four versus two, right? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_06All right. All right, I take that. Yeah, we figured it out. There we go. We need the drum. Yeah, Doug knew something. Ain't that dumb?
SPEAKER_01Doug knew something, man. Holy shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Now stepping up to a boulevard. Oh no.
SPEAKER_06No, I don't even know.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01My education stops at Avenue. Boulevards are for rich people. We don't get out of the neighborhoods. Those are nice places, not New York. We don't get out of the neighborhoods. Yeah.
Pop Culture Memories And Movies
SPEAKER_04Just Jenny from the block. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yo, you know what was meah funny. You ever seen that video of fucking Jennifer Lopez? Jennifer Lopez, right? Jennifer Lopez? Was it Jenna? Jenny who? Jenny from the block was Jennifer Lopez. Lopez, right? Yeah. So I thought you seen the one where she goes back to her house and like wherever the fuck it was, the Bronx or something. And it was like an old black eye, and he's like, You ain't never lived here. This is my house. I don't know you. Oh, that shit was hilarious, bro. You don't remember me? I don't know. Who the fuck are you? I've been here my whole life.
SPEAKER_04That reminds me of the Adam Stanler movie. Or was it Mr. Deeds? Where she's like, Oh, I lived on blah blah blah blah street. Yeah. She takes Adam Stanler to her house.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And the kid's like, my dad made this house, my own.
SPEAKER_06Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. No, I remember that. Right. Yeah. He made this house with his bare hands. Yeah. No, he didn't, kid, shut up. Yeah. That was, yeah, Mr. Deeds, right? When he became rich and shit. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Jenny's trying to like get in on someone else's house.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04And their memories.
SPEAKER_06She was like a she wanted a news reporter or something. And then it was funny, like, uh, like, who's the other dude? The the the anchor that she worked with. And it's like, uh, what would you say? You're hot or something like that. He's like laughing, like, yeah, right, you'd be hot. I don't know. I killed it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I lost it on that one.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Trying to make me remember MTV.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Mm-mm. He goes, You a virgin. He thinks I'm little virgin something or whatever. Oh, yeah. You a virgin. That's what it was. Yeah, it took so you had to take a minute to come back in.
SPEAKER_04Ah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I thought we were talking about Jenny from the block. I didn't know you were still going on about Deezy. No, man.
SPEAKER_06I was talking about Deedsy.
SPEAKER_04Oh, fair enough. Yeah. So how are you doing, Angie?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, same old shit. Yeah. Yeah. Chilling. Staying awake. Trying to. Trying to.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I know. We got Angelo over here. He's he's being the entertainer of the evening.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I forgot. I kind of forgot we were doing this today. I was like, it's funny. I remembered it earlier, and then I'm at home like making something to eat, and I see his text, and I'm like, ah, fuck.
SPEAKER_06It's like, oh yeah. Didn't know we did that anymore.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay. Take a two-week hiatus.
SPEAKER_04I feel deflated right now. All right. It's not for you, Angela. It's for them. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. For our listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Iran News And Global Chaos
SPEAKER_04The listeners.
SPEAKER_01So what's new with uh Iran?
SPEAKER_04Well, I I heard they have um they have oil. Well, they restructured a little bit. Yeah. They found oil. They decided they needed a new leader. Yeah, he's dead, right? Yeah, the old one, yeah, I guess it's no longer with them.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So they they're looking for a new leader. And um they decided to reach out and uh knock on all of their neighbors' doorsteps. They they used bombs to do it. I guess 14 countries they decided to bomb.
SPEAKER_06Yo, you know what's funny about that? What? The president of the of Iran the other day came out and was like, uh, you know, we're sorry for attacking you. We we we're not here to like attack our neighbors.
SPEAKER_04I'm sorry. Bro, you did you already did it? Oh, yeah, but uh, but the country, like all the other guys, like looked at him like he was weak because he did that. Yeah, and they're like, Oh, you piece of shit, you shouldn't have said you're sorry.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they're all crazy over there, dude.
SPEAKER_04Oh. Allegedly, they're crazy over there. I would just fucking Yeah, because they're all the neighbors. You got the UAE. You know?
SPEAKER_02Let them go. Yeah. What are we stopping that for?
SPEAKER_04Well, exactly. The dogs are fighting in the backyard, let them go.
SPEAKER_06Well, I mean, like so like Dubai, you know, Saudi Arabia, you know, they have a lot of um, what do they call them, ex brats or whatever, right? So the the super wealthy, like, you know, American people that live in those buildings, you know.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, speaking of that, I heard in Dubai that the the uh influencers and only fans models are having a hard time leaving the country. Like, fuck them, let them die, the fucking whores. Oh man.
SPEAKER_04Okay, because Doug doesn't know shit. Is that a good place to go to be an OnlyFans person?
SPEAKER_01Never heard of Dubai.
SPEAKER_04Well, no, I've heard of Dubai, but I also heard it was super expensive. I didn't know like you should go there to become an OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_03Oh, fair enough. Yeah, I guess, yeah.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, like you want to be a whore on the internet in Dubai in like a really nice hotel room to be a fancy whore. They go there for it.
SPEAKER_02They're like, oh, look at me. Thanks for your money. Look at the infinity pool at the top of the Whiz Khalifa fucking building or whatever. Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's supposed to be like super luxury, everything's like retarded, expensive for no reason.
SPEAKER_01I like the funny thing about it is over there is like like the whole sex thing, like being a whore in the street and stuff like that, is like, no, it's Muslim country.
SPEAKER_06Right, you don't do that.
SPEAKER_01There's no alcohol, yeah, no drugs, there's no yeah. So like you're literally going there for the purpose of like good scenery to quietly be a whore on video, and then hope nobody from the government sees you there, because if they do, you're not leaving.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I heard there was an OnlyFans girl that got arrested in Thailand recently and she got kicked out of there. Oh, it was the British one. So you know that Brit uh I don't know the one that did a thousand dudes in a day? Yes. Okay, so there was a blue belly or whatever? Yeah, the blonde haired chick. So there was two of there was two of them. There was one that did a thousand, and then there was one that did the same thing like the next day, it did a thousand and fifteen. Wow.
SPEAKER_01So but just being the like the last guy, right?
SPEAKER_04Right.
SPEAKER_06It must be so like warm and weird. Just it's like basically uh washcloth that's you know, really oh man, the soreness. Can you imagine how dry that shit must be? The smell?
SPEAKER_01You just gotta be like jerking it and be like, all right, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come. All right, guys, it's in there, you know.
SPEAKER_04Fucking yeah.
SPEAKER_01Fucking terrible. Yeah, yeah. Fucking terrible.
SPEAKER_04But uh that girl, apparently she went to Thailand, and it's illegal to do all that stuff in Thailand as well.
SPEAKER_01Unless you're a child.
SPEAKER_04Or a boy, or a man that's bigger woman. So she went over there and apparently she just like decided to jump into a studio or go to a studio or open a studio, and then that she got arrested and kicked out of Thailand and she's no longer allowed back. Oh, yeah. Uh so there's that.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01I didn't think Thailand was a classier place than America. I guess I was wrong.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like our limit's 37. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Don't pass our threshold.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So I have a conspiracy, and I don't know if it holds water, but probably not. I have this weird feeling. Yeah, probably not. I'm just saying. Yeah, true. So with this whole Iran thing going on, I was looking taking a step back and I was looking at the situation, and I'm like, why is Donald Trump talk uh fighting Iran now? I mean, we already bombed them four months ago with the nuclear project, and now we're going back to attack them, and we killed their leader in less than a day. And then three weeks ago, we went after Venezuela. Right. And then so I was trying to connect the dots. Was it?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that was a while ago.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01Probably like two or three months ago, even if they did that.
SPEAKER_04Okay, two or three months ago. Um Yeah, it was January. Yeah, right. So we so we went after the leader of uh these two places, and I'm like, what do they have in common? Well they what they have in common is they're a big donor and person up for Russia. Like they work with Russia all the time. They they uh export oil to them, and Trump's going after these leaders, and I think he's trying to let like shake Putin.
SPEAKER_00I don't think so.
SPEAKER_04No?
SPEAKER_01Because I heard that there's like a deal on the table for us to build like a bridge to Russia through Alaska. Oh because like Russia and Alaska are only like eight miles apart, you know? Okay, yes.
SPEAKER_06Russia wants Alaska back.
SPEAKER_04So I know that. Here's the thing though, that nobody's thinking about. Yes, you can build a bridge from Russia to um Alaska, but who the fuck is gonna drive on it? Most of the people in Alaska own planes. Well, that there's nobody that's gonna drive up there.
SPEAKER_01Well, they don't they only own planes because they have to get to remote areas. Well, that's there's no roads.
SPEAKER_04There's no roads anywhere in Alaska. Like you've got this bridge that just kind of leads off to kind of nowhere, and they're gonna be like, oh.
SPEAKER_01There's some pretty big cities in Alaska, bro.
SPEAKER_04Um It really is.
SPEAKER_01Anchorage is a big city.
SPEAKER_04It's it's a city. I wouldn't say it's a big city.
SPEAKER_01It's like a southern southern portion of uh even like But they want to build the bridge so that they could ship goods directly from Russia to America and not have to go through any of these like fucking straights, like you know, we have that strait now with Iran that's like being blocked off and oil can't get through and all this bullshit. So the deal was supposed to be like he's basically going against the whole BRICS fucking uh whatever fuck treaty or whatever the fuck they were trying to do.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_01And he wants to have a direct line to America to sell shit to us and cut out China and all the Venezuela and Iran also supply a lot of shit to China. Oil and fucking you know, Mexicans or whatever the hell they're trading.
SPEAKER_04So you think this is anti-China? My dad felt that way too.
SPEAKER_01It's this thing anti-China. Yeah, he thinks I think it's more anti-China than it is anti-Russia.
SPEAKER_06Well, it definitely hurts China. I mean, because China's been taking their you know, the oil from Venezuela, yeah as well as you guys want to hear a word that we haven't heard on TV. Yeah, Chemtrail. Ukraine. Ukraine, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Ukraine's gone, man.
SPEAKER_06Well, they talked about it today, actually. What did they say? Yeah, Ukraine. Uh Trump was uh talking about like the uh giving a status update on Iran and you know how that's going. And then uh reporters were asking him about uh a call that he held, and he said that it went as you know pretty good. He's like uh you got two guys that just fucking hate each other and nobody wants to stop fighting.
SPEAKER_07That's basically what he said.
SPEAKER_06And I'm like, oh well, all right. You know, um I I don't know if um well because nobody wants to like cede land and all this other shit. And the reality is that fucking Putin, man, he don't fucking want a peace. He wanna take fucking Ukraine. You know, you know, you know, he's like there's nowhere nowhere in there is there like Ukraine exists after this.
SPEAKER_01Well, it's not yeah, it's not even so much he wants to take Ukraine. Yeah, it's Russia.
SPEAKER_06He wants it to be Soviet Union again. Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06It was Russia like before he was born.
SPEAKER_01No, it's Russia like 30 years ago. No, yeah, Ukraine's only been like a.
SPEAKER_06Oh, the Soviet Union. No, but he's talking, he talks, so he did you ever see his interview with fucking Tucker Carlson?
SPEAKER_04Well, you uh the USSR was back in the 50s, right?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but so he had an interview collapsed in the 80s. Well, right, but I'm saying like when the Cold War ended in the 80s, but he had some kind of interview with Tucker Carlson and he was talking some crazy shit from like the 1800s. Yeah, like ancestral like shit like that, you know.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck exactly? Like Jesus was walking to Earth, bro. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Like my caveman kicked the shit out of his caveman. Those are our caves, not his caves.
SPEAKER_06He was like, Yeah, he took it like far back, and I'm like, oh man, I can't even listen to the rest of this shit.
SPEAKER_04Dude, they do that, they do that about all territory. Look at uh Gaza right now. They're like the Jews.
SPEAKER_01Look at the Jews, Jews are like, yeah, before the Bible was written, we were promised this land, and everyone's like, What the fuck?
SPEAKER_04What? And yeah, at the same time, they're like, Oh, I built on this dirt first. No, I built on this dirt first. No, my grandfather was here before your grandfather.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Seth Green talking about it was the greatest, you know. Seth Green's like big Jew. And he's like, you know, he's like growing up, man. I heard all the stories. They would talk about how Jerusalem is theirs and all this stuff. And he's like, but they don't tell you people live there before they got there. They don't tell you anything about that. You just they make it sound like it's just barren land, and they're like, this is ours. Yeah. And like, you know, they took it, and then somebody else came and fought them, and they're like, No, you're fighting the people who live there, saying that that land was promised to you in a book written whenever, you know. Yeah, meanwhile, the ink's still wet. They're like, you know, they're like well, you know, Moses.
SPEAKER_06Well, it's so crazy, right? So they they escaped to Egypt, right? There was that whole thing with the Pharaoh and all that, and Moses comes out to the scene, he parts it, and then they just walk into Palestine. Yeah, and then there's been some that says, Welcome home, Judas.
SPEAKER_07And they're like, Israel. Like ours, yeah. That's an art that's already a city. They're like, Mazal!
SPEAKER_01Like you guys wouldn't believe this, man, but like our guy told us this is ours, you know?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, like can we can talk to your guy? Where's your guy at? Oh, he's he's he's a fictional dude in the sky.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. I don't know, man. It's it's very uh it's very strange. Well, because then it then it begs to that, like, you know, the question of like, well, how'd they get there then? Right? Like, where the hell does people come from? Which ones? The Jewish people.
SPEAKER_04Well, they got there, but they were like legit like they walked their ass across the desert to get there.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but like, all right, so they were slaves in Egypt. But they're actually right. But the people that were in.
SPEAKER_01Jews existed, but they're not they're not they're not really like a a regional like people.
SPEAKER_04They were slaves in Egypt.
SPEAKER_01So so the Yeah, but they came from fucking they were like from the Byzantine Empire or some shit, you know? Like they weren't like they were like conquered by Egypt, and that's why they were slaves, you know? Okay, same way every other place, you know, throughout history. But they became slaves.
SPEAKER_06So they were somewhere else first.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's not like Egypt was breeding Jews. They're like, we got a new form of slave, we call them Jews, you know.
SPEAKER_04Like Yo, did you ever see did you ever see Gladiate Gladiator? No. No, with Russell I yes, I have. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So in the beginning of that, that kind of shows you what happened. Like, as you fell off, or you as you died, or as you got close to death, and like you got marked as a slave, then like there was slave captors that would go around and they would collect you, and then they would take you into a town, and then they would sell you to people that wanted to purchase slaves. So it was a buy and trade, and it was a huge market back then. Still is, yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know anything about that right now. Right, right. My people got out of that like uh uh 200 years ago. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we got out of that trade a long time ago.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it was crazy. I mean, it's crazy to think about just like how you know things have become what they are and uh where we are now, and then like um the other thing that's kind of crazy now on it and is like, you know, all these like religious prophets and stuff, where's the bodies? I know Jesus went to heaven. Okay, I'll give him a pass. But like the other ones, where the fuck are they? Yeah, they went to heaven too? Like, where'd they go?
SPEAKER_00That's right. There's no there's no real ism to it.
SPEAKER_06Oh, like Noah's Ark. You tell me we didn't find that ship yet? Oh, that boat? Yeah. Oh big ass ship, supposedly. You know what I'm saying? You didn't find a little piece of wood somewhere?
SPEAKER_01Nope. Nope. Shit. I don't know. You know, they they can't figure it out.
SPEAKER_03It's weird.
Religion Myths And Ancient Texts
SPEAKER_01That's the whole thing. It's like they really can't figure it out. And then uh when you look at like the the ancient Sumerian scrolls that they found, yeah, there's Bible text in that, right? But there's more to the story that regular church throughout time, Catholic Catholicism, whatever, we're like, yeah, we don't need these parts, you know? Yeah, you know, like the book of Enoch talks about like giants. Yeah. And there's some other book that talks about how these people were coming down from the sky like aliens, you know. No, no, no, no, it's ancient, ancient shit, you know?
SPEAKER_06Right, right, right. So we so we so basically what happened was some aliens, some shit came here, planted their seed, was like, man, this planet sucks. Yeah, we out, and they're like gone.
SPEAKER_07And we're we're like the the byproduct.
SPEAKER_01If you go down that rabbit hole, yeah. If you go down that rabbit hole, they say the uh the Anunnaki came here, which is like this alien race came here, right? From their planet.
SPEAKER_06How do they learn the name of that?
SPEAKER_01No, it's written in the fucking scrolls.
SPEAKER_06Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01So they or the maybe that's not what they're called, but that's what we called them or whatever. And then so they came here. I like it and had some other race of aliens that were slaves.
SPEAKER_06Like Avatar. Yeah. Anunnaki.
SPEAKER_01And then they took over and then bred the fucking slaves with us as like our ancient primitive fucking chimp form.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01And then we became they had sex with our monkeys.
SPEAKER_04And they were our parents.
SPEAKER_01But the Indothules.
SPEAKER_04Well, those still were our grandparents.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. You know what? You know what's crazy too? Like through biology, they found out that the Neanderthal women were the only ones that slept with the men of human. So like the men didn't the Neanderthal men didn't have sex with humans. No, no, they didn't get down with that. But the women with the Homo sapiens. Right. But the women were all about it. Yeah, the women were like, yo, they got bigger dicks.
SPEAKER_01Neanderthals got nothing. The Homo sapien bitches were like, Yeah, look at that little dick. Oh, they're Asians. Those are the first Asians, bro. They were bred out.
SPEAKER_07Uh well, I guess. They were bred out, yeah. They were bred out. Yeah. Yeah. Big dicks. Yeah, it's crazy. Big dicks only. They were into it.
SPEAKER_04You know, you ever looked at somebody and you're like, is there any endethol in your blood? They got those weird like craniums.
SPEAKER_07Like the face and shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they're a little bulbousy, a little bigger than normal.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_04Just saying. I think that here's to your grandmas.
SPEAKER_06They were a whores. Yeah. Yeah, but I was watching some shit and it just popped up, and I'm like, what the fuck? Okay.
SPEAKER_02But how the fuck do they know that?
SPEAKER_06I don't know. Oh, um, DNA.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah. They could tell only women fuck dudes.
SPEAKER_02Like, how do you tell that from the DNA? Like the DNA mixes together.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it does, but like it carried, I don't know. So I think that the male DNA must have had some like markers in it that were not found in any any humans today, right? But the females are, so it's like that's that big head, bro. That was that hole back in the day. Some dude was like, yo, I'll fuck that.
SPEAKER_01It was either that or Homo sapiens were just rapists. Holding down these candles, little bitches, just fucking them. Running trains on them and shit. They were the original fucking blue bunnies or whatever the fuck that bitch's name was. Whatever the fuck.
SPEAKER_06Blue bunnies on ice cream. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yo, it's all loaded with cream. Yeah, it's all full of cream either way.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, it it's interesting to think about early times and like what the fuck life must have been like. I'll tell you one thing. I am glad that I didn't live in like, you know, fucking George Washington times. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_01I would have loved that shit, bro.
SPEAKER_06Yeah?
SPEAKER_04For about all 16 years of your life.
SPEAKER_01Uh, you know what? That's like the biggest misconception ever. Yeah. Like George Washington died at like 70.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he did because he had a like a decent life.
SPEAKER_01Motherfucker had horse teeth since he was 20.
SPEAKER_04You would be standing out there in the back. Horse teeth, fucking sword. You'd be standing out there in the line with all the other schmucks shooting at each other five feet away from.
SPEAKER_01That's like honestly, that's how like the fucking New York City cops were performed. Because they're like, all right, everyone just shoot at everything until you hit something. You know? No training, no nothing. Yeah. Fucking I don't know. The gun. They were just drunk. Like everyone's like, oh, our forefathers were fucking heroes.
SPEAKER_06There was nothing to do with the fucking drunk.
SPEAKER_01They were just drunk assholes. They're like, we ain't paying fucking tax on this bullshit anymore. And they just went out and started killing people.
SPEAKER_04Yep. And to be honest with you, yes, when it came down to it, it wasn't until I think the uh early 1900s we stopped drinking alcohol. We were consuming liters of alcohol per day.
SPEAKER_01And beer, but water was contaminated. But when you made beer, you had to boil it, and that killed the fucking George Washington was a brewer. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06He had a fucking recipe in it.
SPEAKER_01They all were brewers, bro. They were all making their own beer at the house because it was like it was you couldn't drink water, it was bad for you.
SPEAKER_06Doing it in the fucking cabin.
SPEAKER_04I wonder if they got together and had tastings. They were like, yo, lot. I got a I got a nice one coming off next week. You should swing by the house.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna go by George's and see what he's got brewing.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, what's he got over there? Imagine like going to the wig shop. I wonder if that's why they went they all went over to uh go get a wig real quick.
SPEAKER_04They went all went over to Boston Adams and they're like who which Sam Adams, not Boston Adams. Boston's where it's from.
SPEAKER_01They don't want the Boston Adams Adams. Well they call him Boston Adams because he's from Boston. They're like, no, Boston.
SPEAKER_04That was his retarded cousin. No, they wouldn't call him by his full name. They call him like because they know a lot of Adams. So he's like, oh, that's Boston Adams. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. But they go over to his house and they're like, You got something going on here, buddy. Except for your cherry shit. That shit is garbage.
SPEAKER_06You don't like the cherry weeds, good.
SPEAKER_01No, that's like the one I do like.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I do. Yeah. It tastes like cough medicine. I mean, well, the winter one tastes like fucking ass.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's got like a menthol to it. It's weird.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04It's like a crispy winter fresh.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Winter fresh and fucking pine balk. You know, and a slice of fucking citrus. Just bite the peel of an orange. Right. And lick the bulk of a tree, and you're good.
SPEAKER_04It's like the peppermint patty commercial. I feel like I'm going down the uh side of a mountain with my tongue open, licking everything along the way.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Yeah, man. I tried some Venezuelan beer the other day. Venezuelan, huh? Yeah, it's called Polar. Did you get it half off? Uh no, it was just a sample. Oh. Yeah. It was uh it was pretty interesting, you know. They have a p they had a pills in there, but wait, the export's already started.
SPEAKER_04I mean, he just got taken like what? I know.
SPEAKER_07Oh, we got beer. Yeah, you guys want to hang out in?
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty good. It wasn't too bad. It was like uh it was like a light IPA, you know. Pale, you know.
SPEAKER_04It was decent. Not bad, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Did it did it It's a new domestic beer we got now? I'll give it like yeah, that's the domestic here now. Right. That's that's the 50 second saying a few cases of this shit.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's interesting, yeah. You go to another country, let me get your domestic. Yeah, we don't have Bud Light. Right. And fucking coup is in Puerto Rico, it's a dialite.
SPEAKER_04Oh, um Mandela? Oh, okay. Medela light? It's uh I guess that's um Mandela light? What is that? No, no, no, it it's it's aluminum in Spanish.
SPEAKER_06Aluminum? Aluminum? How do you say aluminum in Spanish?
SPEAKER_04No, no, Mandela. That's the name of the word for uh aluminum? Yeah, the or Medaya. I'm sorry, Medaya Light uh is the name of the beer. Medaya, I guess, is metal or aluminum in Spanish. So you're just saying like can. Modello? Modella. No, not Madello. Medaya.
SPEAKER_07Jesus Christ. The Mexican beer.
SPEAKER_04You can feel it. No, Puerto Rican beer. Constellation brand. Puerto Rico.
SPEAKER_01I don't know. Give me a fucking give me a Bud Lighter and make a little fuck these motherfuckers.
Ads Smoking And Pharma Culture
SPEAKER_06Remember back in the day? I never smoked. I I I mean, I I I always I have had oh my god, I have smoked cigarettes, but I was never really like a pack buyer, but like back in the day they had miles. Oh, you're one of those bums. Got the Marlboro miles, yeah. I was the bummer. Yeah. Fucking collect your fucking cigarette packs, little barcodes, so you can get yourself a fucking Marlboro jacket.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah, my mother always jokes she was saving up for the iron lung.
SPEAKER_06Oh, really? Yeah. There you go.
SPEAKER_04By the time I need it, like I can go ahead and trade in all these points and get myself an iron lung.
SPEAKER_06I thought the camel was the coolest looking dude.
SPEAKER_04Hell yeah, he was. He was cool. He had Schwack.
SPEAKER_06I didn't like smoking really, but like he was a cool dude. But then they stopped him because they were like, oh, it's cartoons. You're gonna sell cigarettes to kids.
SPEAKER_04Well, I mean, just like you said, and I said, I mean, he was a cool fucking camel. You know? Like, that's exactly Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_06I should have been like, fuck, man. When I was little, I should have been like, I want to smoke. No, you should have been like, fuck the camel. I want to be like the camel. What would you think?
SPEAKER_01We got rid of beer commercials and beer advertisements, yeah. Cigarette commercials and cigarette advertisements. But now if you watch TV, we're getting more and more pharmaceutical shit.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah. You know? Oh, it's like some new pharmaceuticals. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01It's like some dude like canoeing down a river and stuff. It's like, since I found out I have herpes, my life got better. He's like in like a giant house and shit. You're like, thanks to fucking herp away. Right. My fucking life has been great. You know, you're like, dude.
SPEAKER_04Side effects could have bloody butthole or get fault.
SPEAKER_01I'm trying to get herpes now. If I get a house like that and a fucking river, you know, fucking retarded. Side effects include death.
SPEAKER_06Let your doctor know if you're taking any pain fillers.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Not pain thinners, blood thinners. Pain thinners. This should not be combined with any kind of bayer or aspirin, because you will die.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. Do not consume if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant. In our test trials, 15 people died, but don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. 15 people died, and the rest of them all became impotent. So good luck.
A Scary Medication Side Effect
SPEAKER_04Dude, that's what happened to my mom the other day. So yeah, she takes this pill that uh it was called what was it, a pain blocker instead of like a painkiller.
SPEAKER_06Oh, that's not good.
SPEAKER_04And they gave it to her.
SPEAKER_06Slept around afterward.
SPEAKER_04Oh, the next the next day she woke up and just like she walked three feet and collapsed.
SPEAKER_06Oh shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. And I had to catch her and like pick her up and take her over. And I gave her a drink. And then like the moment she took a sip she.
SPEAKER_01But did she feel it?
SPEAKER_04What?
SPEAKER_01When she fell. Oh, yeah. Did she feel it? No, she was there pain.
SPEAKER_04She didn't even know what was happening. Ah. She blocked everything. Yeah, it was blocked life. It blocked. It was a life blocker. It was block out. Exactly. Yeah, that's checkout time. That's crazy. So what happened? Uh, back to another Adam Stanley movie. You know the movie Click, where it's just like you kind of fast followed. Yeah, exactly. That's well, that's kind of what was going on with my mom. And she was uh, what was it? She was dropping her drinks, and then she's like, I need a cigarette. I'm like, Mom, you're gonna set everything else on fire. Yeah, you're gonna drop that. You're Michael J. Fox over here. You're shaking and like falling down like crazy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So finally I call up the pharmacist and I'm like, hey, uh, this is what's happening. Um, she took this drug. Uh, what's going on? And she looked, the lady's like, Oh, give me a second. Oh, this is normal. In trials, 14% of the people. I'm like, oh shit. Your mom's 14%. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01Fell in that category. I was like, Ma, you're in trials, people just collapse. So you're one of the Tell her not to walk.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, just lay down. You're one of the commercial people, Ma. You're one of the like negative percentages.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Oh shit. Well, how did she stop taking it now? Did they switch around to something else?
SPEAKER_04No, so it got it got even better. So my aunt is a pharmacist. So my mother calls my like a street pharmacist?
SPEAKER_02No, no, like um I got it. We'll fix you. No, no, she's like actually a little bumping this, but straighten you right out.
SPEAKER_04She's actually like the head pharmacist in a huge hospital throughout the country, but I won't bring her into this. Okay. All right. So um my mom calls her and she's like, Oh, well, you're supposed to take them for three days in a row. Try to give them uh another try tonight, only take them earlier and make sure you eat beforehand. You know, give them smart medical advice. Yeah, that shit don't work. The next day, same thing, flopping around, body doesn't, body reacts to it like a wet bart in church, and like yeah, it's just aggressive, angry, like and so yeah. About two o'clock, three o'clock.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, just keep taking it. Is there refills on that? Go get the refill first. Try the batch, try that batch. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Just shake the bottom. Shake up, yeah, shake it up real nice.
SPEAKER_01If all else fans sounds like she's a pharmacist advisor, not a pharmacist for a hospital. Yeah, just keep taking it.
SPEAKER_07Right. She works for the yeah, no refills.
SPEAKER_04Take two. Yeah. If one's not doing enough, it it means you're not taking enough. Big pharma. Big pharma. Yeah, man. Old Benny.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yo, whatever happened to that dude that like uh it was uh it was some kind of drug or whatever. It cost like 10 cents to make and he jacked it up to like fucking$10,000 or whatever. It was like an it was like a it was like uh what the hell was it? It was like an injection thing. It was like some injection shit and then some like something else. Epinephrine? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It was like an it was like an injection shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, apparently there would like somebody did this for the epinephrine shot for the um being allergic to bees. Oh yeah. And like all of a sudden they just decided to jack that through the roof. Yeah, and go went from like$30 to$600.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he was like, I want to be rich. Yeah, exactly. I'm buying this company. Oh, ten cents? That's uh$10,000 now.
SPEAKER_04Here's an here's another conspiracy. Here's another conspiracy that I heard. Now it's I I don't know if it holds water, but we're gonna see. So I was told Pfizer Pfizer built the cure cure to um AIDS. No, peanut butt peanut allergies. Oh before peanut allergies were a thing, and then they went ahead and put pe like the allergy to peanuts in their shots when they were fucking doping us up through the 80s. Oh. So they're the ones that gave the allergy for peanuts to us, and now they have the fucking cure for it to give it to us. So they created the problem. That sounds like a good business plan.
SPEAKER_01Sounds like something I do. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's something I heard the other day. And I'm like, well, what about this fucking um stupid bread thing? Oh, gluten? Yeah, gluten. Tell me about gluten, buddy.
SPEAKER_01Well, they say gluten is like because we we changed the way we process wheat.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, well, we did.
SPEAKER_01We like super duper process the shit out of it and like strip all the nutrients out of it, so all you're left with is like a gluten powder.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's like a gluten, it's like a super for it's like you would never have that much of gluten in regular wheat or flour. Wow.
SPEAKER_07Gluten free, baby.
SPEAKER_01But basically, like we took everything, like we're like, oh, wheat has like seven things we could use, so we're gonna strip those seven things out of it. What's left we'll use for bread, you know? It's like that's now that's now flour, and it's like that's causing all kinds of problems, you know.
SPEAKER_06What do you mean, hot dogs? Well, hot dogs is like all the leftover meat after you book up.
SPEAKER_04So here's there's a big there's a big big difference, big difference. So you can take all the nastiest parts of a of a critter, it's still edible, it's still parts of an animal, you know, it's still natural, it's not beautiful. It's not good.
SPEAKER_01Remember, he's from Kentucky where they find their dinner on the side of the road, right? After birds plucked at it, some other animal came along. He was like, still good, still good. We're making raccoon stew.
SPEAKER_04Oh, coon? Coon damn good eating. You got some squirrel?
SPEAKER_07Yeah. All right. He got the flat shovel, and he's like shh screaming it up the floor.
SPEAKER_06This one's coming in two pieces. Oh man. Is that coon or squirrel?
SPEAKER_02I don't know, but it tastes good.
SPEAKER_06The other day, uh, fucking cat must have got hit by a fucking car coming across the fucking thing, and it's fucking blood and guts all over the fucking side of the tree over there. Fucking it's like liver and it's intestines all sticking out. I'm like, fuck, man. My kids are like freaking out. I gotta get it. I gotta take care of this shit.
SPEAKER_04Look away, children. God damn it.
SPEAKER_06Well, yeah, they went away. They went to like go do something, and then uh oh.
SPEAKER_07Oh, it's gonna go rub on lotion. But yeah, so uh what the fuck?
SPEAKER_04The yeah, no, hold on. The audience. Um, so Angelo just got up, walked towards uh walked to go out of the building, and then comes back in to grab two net uh tissue papers and then walks out.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, we're gonna assume he'll blow his nose, but I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Blowing something. Yeah, blowing so I had to like pick that shit up with a shovel and throw it in a garbage bag. I looked it up online. I'm like, what color was it? It was a black cat. A black one? Yeah. All black or a tabby? Black and white, black and white.
SPEAKER_04Black and white tabby? Yeah. Oh, those are good cats.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, well, it was.
SPEAKER_04Or at least they're not pieces of shit. I think with cats, there's not really a good cat. There's just levels of pieces of shit. Yeah. And you can have like uh, you know, halfway decent pieces shit. Or you could have like a fucking scummy piece of shit. Depends how frisky they are. Yeah, it depends on a lot of things. I mean, they could they could be not frisky, but straight asshole, you know, they're not they're not really attacking you, but they're just knocking stuff aggressively over and shattering it and just acting like pricks the whole time. You know, like there's a lot of levels of asshole to cat. Like dogs don't have that.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I think dogs either have like big and goofy, big and dumb, or big and mean.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And if you're if it's little, it's not a dog. Return it and get a better one.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Lap dogs aren't really, you know. Yeah, right. But they're like for your house.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's not a dog. Like, what is it gonna do? I I feel like dogs have to work, they have to do their job, and their job is to protect your house.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04And if it's not big enough to protect your house from at least anything, even like you know wiener dogs? You know what wiener dogs were made for?
SPEAKER_06Wieners. Uh they were to get badgers.
SPEAKER_04Yes, exactly. Yeah, they would run them down on the holes and they would fucking aggressively attack the badgers and the rats and things, and they would attack them.
SPEAKER_01That's what bulldogs did. They attacked bulls.
SPEAKER_04They did. Yeah, it's called bear bull baiting. Bull baiting. Yeah, bull and bear baiting. And what they would do is they would put a ring in the bear's nose, and then they would lock it to the like a ring, so and they would see how many bulldogs it would take to uh take them out. And that's why they had those like little tiny tushies, so the bull's horns couldn't wrap around and grab them back into the bulldog. Yeah. And the fact that he's got all those wrinkles, when he bites into something and tears, it allows for the blood to flow away from the nose so it can continue to breathe. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, strategic.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. Also, the loose skin helps as a defensive mechanism, you know, too. Somebody tries to bite you or whatever, it's gonna be loose skin, it's not tight. You can pull away. I see, that's why I got flappy skin. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I have an aggressive head for that.
SPEAKER_01Just in case I get attacked.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. It's why you kept the foreskin?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Exactly.
SPEAKER_04And for the blood flow. It allows for the blood flow as well.
SPEAKER_01You never know who's gonna be biting your foreskin.
SPEAKER_04Right. Remember slow and steady?
SPEAKER_01Slow and steady?
SPEAKER_04The other night? Yeah. Oh. Oh, the chick. Yes. So yeah, we were uh we were out the other night and then we we met this interesting lady. Oh. She was probably the slowest person I've ever met.
SPEAKER_01Really? Like sloth slow?
SPEAKER_04Like intrigued, intriguing slow. Like you almost like. Her movements were like, what the fuck's you're waiting you're waiting for her to like pretend like the joke was over. Was she drunk? No, yes. Well, she was. Okay. Yeah, she was getting drunk throughout the evening. But apparently, yeah. She I I was told a story that uh she was out camping and they caught her on fire. And her response to this was, I am on fire. Oh like that's how she responded.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah. And no one remembers their training.
SPEAKER_01No one ever remembers stop and roll. Yeah, she just remembers stop. Yeah, I'm burning.
SPEAKER_04I am on fire.
SPEAKER_01Wow. So now that yeah, we were like making fun of her because I'm like, imagine getting a blowjob from her. It's gotta be like the longest blowjob ever. Imagine if she'd be like, we just finish this up here, okay?
SPEAKER_04Imagine if she uses teeth. Only one rake. One rake, it's like this takes the skin off.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Was she like elderly or something? No, no, no, no. She was uh I would say middle-aged.
SPEAKER_01I think called it like Sluth or something.
SPEAKER_04So 60? No, no, no, no. Uh I would say she was like mid-30s.
SPEAKER_01Oh, mid-30s.
SPEAKER_06Mid-30s. Yeah. Yeah. So 30s. Middle aged. God damn, bro. You died 60. Well, I mean I guess middle age would be like 45 if I live till I'm 90.
SPEAKER_04If you uh I don't want to live till I'm not going to be able to do according to my friend Pool, uh, it's like 26 is middle aged.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Who's gonna make it to 50? Oh, I don't wanna. Well, you don't want to. I hope that I do. Yeah, nine more years, stick me out.
SPEAKER_06I got things I got an IRA and some other things I need to take out, you know.
SPEAKER_04What did John Coffey say? I'm tired, boss. I'm tired. I'm too tired, boss. Take me out.
SPEAKER_02So tired.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I'm done, boss.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I'm gonna spend my whole retirement real quick.
SPEAKER_04Retirement? Do you plan on that? I don't know. I feel like I I need to keep busy. Anything if you slow down to retirement, I believe you die.
SPEAKER_06Well, I mean, so retirement don't mean literally stop doing something, it just nest it just means stop working for someone else. That's what it is in my mind.
SPEAKER_04But then you're consuming your money without earning money, and then that you'd feel weird because you've been training yourself the entire your entire life to plan for that. Keeping the surplus.
SPEAKER_01My life's planned out so I can fucking consume my money without working for somebody.
SPEAKER_04The only thing that I've realized is plans don't work out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04What'd you say? I said the only thing that I've truly realized is plans don't always work out.
SPEAKER_01I always have plan B. Right. Oh, that pill?
SPEAKER_04That little pill you get from the store? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I'm broke now. Oh my god. I'm broke now. I'm gonna swim as far as I can out to the ocean.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, I I hold an optimistic attitude always. I don't have uh like a defeated one because uh life would become too depressing if I did that. So uh I'm just like I always have like an optimistic, you know, things will be good. It's all right. Things will get better.
SPEAKER_01At some point it'll get better. Yeah, it usually does.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but I love the melancholy, like, you know, I just want to believe that shit can't get any worse because if I did, I'd put a bullet to my head.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I can't accept that fate.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. But that's you know, that's it, right? Perseverance, you gotta have it.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, you gotta push on, bro. Yeah, get up every day and fucking put your clothes on and go to work.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04And go to Work. Did you hear me, ladies and gentlemen, out there? If you don't got a job, go get yourself a job. Yeah, that's first and foremost. For your well being.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, fuck that. There's a lot of people out there that live way better than us with no jobs.
SPEAKER_04Do they?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Who? Mexicans. Oh.
SPEAKER_04No, dude, they work three times as hard as us.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, some of them do. Yeah, that's right. Like in the 80s they did. Yeah. It's like they come here and get all the shit for free and like just chill.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but is that good for them? Like is that good for the mind being or well-being? Do you actually become a better person by doing so or are you just becoming a lot of people?
SPEAKER_01I've seen anybody pay for food with an EBT card and be depressed. But I've had been at the food store when I'm like,$90 fucking dollars? Yeah. The fuck did I get?
SPEAKER_04You sure about that? I've seen that girl like hand over that EBT car with two black eyes.
SPEAKER_01That's because she don't listen.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, she's been having a good time in that house with an EBT car later.
SPEAKER_06I mean, yeah, you know, there's people out there who like abuse the system and everything like that. But uh without a doubt, things nowadays definitely cost way more than we're used to. We had so the problem is that if you uh you looked at it, you the CPI data, which is the consumer price index, from 2020, from 2020 to 23, there was a large pop. It was probably one of the biggest pops in inflation that we've experienced. Thanks, buddy. But from um 2023 up until now, there's been a like 14% increase in inflation overall, you know. Is pop a technical term? Yes.
SPEAKER_04Okay. No, I I I enjoyed it, but I just wanted to know.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it was a pop. I mean, well, so it's it's larger than we've ever been used to. I mean, i think about it. You know, I used to hear stories from my parents, you know, years ago. I used to go to the pizzeria and I'd put a dollar down and I would get a pie or something crazy like that, you know, like a slice with a penny.
SPEAKER_04Our pants saying I I came in and I spent like three$200,000 on a home around here. Like that is not it's unheard. What's up?
SPEAKER_02Who spent$200,000?
SPEAKER_04Uh I believe my grandmother spent$45,000.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.$4,500? Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's that's good. I mean, what houses out here in 1950 were$7,500. So yeah, like, but then again, at the same time, the the the wage that people took home was probably only like$40 a week. A couple of thousand bucks, you know, it wasn't a lot. Uh so they did have their struggles too. But without a doubt, like the pricing of homes are very expensive right now. But um, but like just basic stuff is crazy too. Like I go to the bagel store.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01Fucking butter bagel is fucking five bucks. Five dollars.
SPEAKER_06Right. Yeah. I guess what I got. I got a cream cheese bagel, five dollars.
SPEAKER_04I bought a if you want it BLTS ten. I bought a Red Bull the other day, five dollars. I went to a place in the city. A Red Bull? Yeah, they're a drink, a drink, a fucking drink, a one-time drink.
SPEAKER_01I went to a fucking place in the city, it was fifty cents for them to toast a bagel. I'm like, yo, the fucking toaster's on. Yeah. All you gotta do is cut your hands and put it in there. Like, oh yeah, you know, you just spend the money.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Did he did he charge you five cents to flip the knife? So do a back spread. He'll only rub the butter one way. If you want to backstroke, you gotta like I ain't coming to this bagel store again.
SPEAKER_01It's fine.
SPEAKER_06It's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. But no, without a doubt, you know, things cost way more money. Uh you can only hope that like whatever, you know, if you the job or whatever you have is too much.
SPEAKER_04Do you really think there's anything going back from this?
SPEAKER_06And keep it up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04No, I think the doors, like the Pandora's box has been open. Prices will never go down. Right. We let them get away with it. We let them get away with the ex the explosion of pricing right now, and we're gouged out of our asses, and there's no going back from this. There's no recovering from this.
SPEAKER_06We well there is. So like we would need a serious recession in order for that to happen. So how do we start one? We just wait for it to happen because they're cynical. Can we physically do it? Um Trump can do it.
SPEAKER_04Can we shut something down to create this like stimulate this to happen?
SPEAKER_01The thing about that is in order for that to actually happen when you go into a real recession, things get really bad for people like us.
SPEAKER_03What do you mean?
SPEAKER_01Uh you lose your job, you're gonna be out of work.
SPEAKER_03Right. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Prices of houses are gonna skyrocket, and mortgage rates are gonna skyrocket. Everything's gonna go way high and then crash and burn.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, because people won't be able to pay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So people end up upside down on their mortgages, people won't be able to sell their houses then, people will be in extain credit card debt, your fucking insurance prices for your health insurance, car insurance, everything's gonna go through the fucking roof.
SPEAKER_04Can't we do it?
SPEAKER_01Corporations are not gonna lose.
SPEAKER_06Can we just do the fight club? Well, pe whoever is ready and has what they call the firepower.
SPEAKER_01Like the end of the end of the fight club with a cash cash will get devalued really quickly, you know?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, liquefied. You gotta have you gotta have no small.
SPEAKER_01There's nothing back in cash except for the economy. And the and once the economy collapses, cash isn't worth shit. You know?
SPEAKER_06Uh well, if we're talking economic, you know, collapse, yeah. But I'm just talking about like, you know, a nice little pullback. You know, like you know, 2008 when people were like losing their homes and everything, foreclosure. I mean, a lot of people made a lot.
SPEAKER_01But the price of food didn't go down.
SPEAKER_06Were flushed made good money on like deals and stuff. But yeah, um, yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01Like uh price of food didn't go down, health insurance went up.
Gas Prices Oil And Pipelines
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but I don't I mean it's funny I live during that shit, but I don't remember it was housing, you know. It was all yeah, well, it was the housing crisis. Yeah, yeah. Uh and I mean um even they had like the internet stuff, like you know, it was the dot net bubble or whatever, the internet, like dot-com boom and all that. So it's cynical, like it happens all the time, you know, cycle or whatever they could say the fucking word. Yeah, but um we'll see, I guess, what happens next. I mean, uh, so the the Iran war that we have going on right now, I push gas prices up. That wasn't that nice paying three dollars and twenty-nine cents for a gallon. Yeah, which I haven't paid in like that in a while.
SPEAKER_01It's so stupid because we don't even fucking get our oil from there. You know, it's all it's all fear. Yeah, it's just fake. And that just shows you how our economy works. It's fake, you know. They're just like, oh, look, there's there might be some sort of uh hostility going on with oil that doesn't come to America, so um uh American oil is more money.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you gotta look at whatever the index is on that, the uh the WTI crude oil and see what it is per barrel. I think it was like eighty bucks.
SPEAKER_01So it was between sixty and eighty when we used to pay like a dollar fifty a gallon.
SPEAKER_06Oh sixty then, definitely. Well closer to sixty.
SPEAKER_01It was between sixty and eighty. It would fluctuate a little bit. So if we were paying like a dollar fifty and then it went up to eighty, we'd be paying two bucks. Then it would go back down and we'd pay$1.75, and now it's at it went up, it went up over a hundred, and that's when our gas prices went up over to three dollars three fifty, right? Recently, recent history. Then it went back down to around eighty. And we're still paying three dollars a gallon, you know? They're like never gonna go back down.
SPEAKER_07These guys like these prices. They'll pay any price, they'll keep paying.
SPEAKER_04They gotta get there.
SPEAKER_06We should just drill until we find oil. We don't have to. We have plenty. Just fucking I'm saying us. Like, let's get a drill. Oh. We'll right here. Fucking. No, the problem is this.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, three eight oh.
SPEAKER_06Listen, according to real estate law. According to real estate or law, I own everything from here to the core of the earth. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Well, with that said, from here to the core of the earth is just to try and sandbar that got pushed up from a glacier. We're not gonna find anything under that. A little oil somehow get there? No, we gotta go out. No, we should go out to Dakota's and like buy a little mountainous property. And do what?
SPEAKER_06And drill for oil. Drill for oil. In Dakota, the mountains. But the mountains is like where you know the plates are pushing together. You'll find maybe a little volcanic activity, some hurricanes, uh earthquakes, hurricanes, uh, shit like that.
SPEAKER_01No, usually flat areas like Texas. Really? Texas doesn't have any mountains. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_04No. Yeah, I think they are pretty much. Pakistan is like the iron dome. Well, like not the iron dome, the iron dome is Israel. But Pakistan is uh what what was their they were surrounded by mountains. It's a whole mountainous area. That's why they have so much fucking oil there. It's a mountainous like pockety area. Pakistan has no oil. Or not Pakistan, Iran.
SPEAKER_06Oh, Iran. Iran.
SPEAKER_04Iran is a mountainous fucking like area. Uh yeah, it's surrounded by mountains.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, they're on the uh like Iraqi border and north up into like what's that fucking Kurdistan, which they don't want to call it Kurdistan because of the Kurdish people. But anyway, like in that area, whatever. Turkey, you know. Yeah, there might be some oil over there. Yeah. Well, yeah, Iraq had oil. Yeah, it's right.
SPEAKER_04Iraq and Iran have oil.
SPEAKER_06One of the first things they did during like the Gulf War was burn the fucking wells. And then we we have a huge no way to fucking turn that fire out.
SPEAKER_04We have a huge pipeline that comes down from Alaska and from uh that's no no Joe Biden killed that. That's all mountainous area.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, like oil's found in mountains. Yo, you know how much will those guys make to weld a pipe? Yeah, uh no. Crazy ass money. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I thought we were actually gonna give you five.
SPEAKER_02They make crazy ass money. Crazy ass dick.
SPEAKER_04It was like I remember Hey, uh ladies and gentlemen, would you like to make crazy ass money?
SPEAKER_06Nah, but they like there was a dude, he was like living in a trailer, he'd like follow the pipe, and he would fucking weld that fucking oil pipe. Yeah, and they made crazy ass money. Do you know that the like I don't know how much, but it's a lot. The water pipes and the oil pipes get blown up all the time. What why from like a uh like activists or whatever?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, protesters and activists come through and try to blow up the pipes all the time.
SPEAKER_06I should make a video game.
SPEAKER_01That's so sweet.
SPEAKER_06Protect the pipe.
SPEAKER_01You guys are killing our fucking environment. Let me blow this up and it cause a fucking oil leak. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Well, I think it was dry. It was probably dry, it probably wasn't completed yet. But yeah, it's uh it's interesting that kind of shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah. I don't I don't know why they would want to attack or blow it up, but yeah, they feel entitled to want to go down and like fuck with the flow.
Protests Soros Claims And Sign Printing
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's so crazy. The other day I was watching something, it was like uh they were having like a in in like the UK somewhere, there was like some kind of protest at March or something like that. And it was like the right wing, you know, march over there. Oh, and then in England, I can't think of it. They looked, there was like a little canal, right? And there was like a little walkway on the canal, and like Antifa was like having their thing walking next to them, and it was like a spot where they kind of converged, and uh yeah, it was like it turned into like a little bit of a brawl, you know. It was pretty interesting. Yeah, yeah, they fucking they started poking them with the fucking English flag and shit. Like they were like trying to pick at them and shit, yeah, kicking them and shit. I'm like, yeah, fuck those fucking Antifa. What's up with that? They're all over the goddamn place. They're here, they're in fucking UK. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, they're funded by Soros.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god. The big corporations, they want they want that to happen.
SPEAKER_01They're well funded.
SPEAKER_06Civil unrest. Yo, you hear about that girl who's like a professional protester and she makes like 80k a year. There's a lot.
SPEAKER_04Holy cow, bro. Yeah, there's one in New York City that got paid like$2.5 million. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Dude, if you listen to Soros, so Soros did an interview talking about Ukraine.
SPEAKER_06I wear a t-shirt, bro.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. No, you gotta do all this shit. That's what they were saying about the fucking noise meters and shit. Like you gotta be yelling and carrying on. Like, that's how you get the bit the bonus. But Soros did an interview about Ukraine but long before the war started, and he was saying how he pays for democratic groups to be formed in Ukraine to create civil unrest. Because Ukraine, before Biden and Obama put fucking um I don't know if it was Zelensky. No, I think it was Zelensky. The last guy that was in there was pro-Russian, right? Ukraine's only been fucking Ukraine for like 30 fucking years. Not that old, you know, it was Russia before that.
SPEAKER_08Right, right, right, right, right.
SPEAKER_01So the guy before that, whatever the fuck his name was, was a pro-Russia guy and wanted to be Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then they put in Zelensky. But in order to get that civil unrest to be able to overthrow that other guy and America come in and save the day and democratically elect Zelensky, quote unquote.
SPEAKER_06Right, right.
SPEAKER_01Soros funded all these organizations to have propaganda out there telling them you want to be a Western civilization, you want to be like America, you want to be like a democratic place, you want to you want to have free elections, you want to have this or that. And then since Zelensky's been in, there hasn't been a single fucking election.
SPEAKER_06So Right. Yeah, he stopped it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, freedom.
SPEAKER_06It's crazy. Yep. Hmm. It is crazy how like the money can manipulate the system, right?
SPEAKER_01Well, that's what like Antifa is. That's what all these stupid ice fucking protesters and bullshit is, is they're getting paid and encouraged, and other politicians are encouraging them.
SPEAKER_04I kind of liked it well, really. I I don't know if I brought this up with you guys before, but when it came down to the signs, um, I had this debate with my mother. The signs? The signs. Oh, the sign. Yeah, just the signs themselves that they walk around with and they protest with on the streets. Oh, yeah. Okay. Um, I don't know if you guys remember WWE. Right. Yeah, but WWE used to go to WWE. Yeah, but everybody show it aside. Right. Everybody had their sign. They went down to like Office Depot and they bought their like you know, they bought their piece of giant paper. Yeah. They made all their signs. Cardboard shit. Yeah. So Steve Austin, suck my dick, and this, that, and the other, all over it. And they went all out on that. And those were guys that loved it, love the passion of this uh sport and went and built those signs, brought it down there, and they still look like shit. And then you look at these protesters today, and they have like these$70.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, yeah. So it's it's organized. They have medical tests. Thousands of dollars.
SPEAKER_06You know, you know the protests that like uh the peaceful protests that turn violent.
SPEAKER_01Like pulled my headphones out or something. Fucking beer.
SPEAKER_06I pulled your headphones. You're on uh oh you're on three. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Technical difficulties.
SPEAKER_04Ladies and gentlemen, stand by.
SPEAKER_01There we go. Yeah, Doug like pulled his cord in it. Are you Are you in? Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_06You ever seen that gay shit where he's like, say are you in? Yeah. But uh, I pulled you out? What's that? No, no, no. It sounds like we had to cut this out. It sounds gay as fuck. I pulled you out, I put him in. Like, what's going on?
SPEAKER_07You in, bro, you in.
SPEAKER_03I think I'm in.
SPEAKER_07Are you in?
SPEAKER_06Oh, you in. Yeah, it's bad. No, but um I can't feel you, bro. So the protest shit though, like, yo, I heard that they they like they're they're peaceful, quote unquote, and then all of a sudden there's like a van that drops off like a shitload of bricks on like a corner somewhere, and then they all run over and grab it, and it becomes crazy.
SPEAKER_01Well, that's what they found out about January 6th when they released all the footage. Yeah, they see that like the riot part of that was incited by people who worked for the FBI. Yeah, they weren't fucking just the protesters. It was yeah, and it's it's a crowd mentality. Once you get like six or seven people, start throwing rocks, yeah. Now everyone's picking up rocks and throwing rocks, you know. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but they're sheeple. And what's crazy is shit is that like yo, I read an article the other day that the Democratic Party is fucking paying is is will not allow like uh history lessons to say the opposite.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Like, so like anybody who was like pro it was peaceful and everything like that initially, which I know it wasn't completely peaceful, yeah, but like they like they're scrutinizing that thing to be the worst thing that ever happened to America.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah. It's the worst day in American history. Yeah, like it's so fucking stupid.
SPEAKER_069-11 pales in comparison.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, those were our friends that crashed into the plane.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, just a pilot with bad directions, you know, it happens. Yeah, right. It happens, yeah.
January 6 Arguments And 9 11 Doubts
SPEAKER_05Crazy.
SPEAKER_01I just saw a video where they were like launching missiles at a building, and they're like, look at this plane, launch like 40 missiles at this building and it doesn't fall. And they're like, but one plane hits a giant building and it falls. Yeah, yeah. Fucking insane.
SPEAKER_04Well, um, I don't know if you've seen the footage of the Empire State Building, but a plane hit that thing and burned for like 24 hours. Yeah, yeah. Just sitting there just roasting for 24 hours.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. It was like a Sesta from like.
SPEAKER_01They built the World Trade Center purposefully to be able to get hit by a fucking big plane. Yeah. Because only a few years before they started building it, the fucking uh whatchamacallit got hit. The Empire State Building got hit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. This is nonsense. Uh, whatever the government said was true. I like my life the way it is.
SPEAKER_06I mean, they've been going for that shit forever, right? They they tried bombing it. They went into the fucking thing with vans filled with like fertilizer. Yeah. And it like somewhat I don't even know if it really blew up, did it?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, yeah, there was an explosion in the basement. But nothing happened. Nothing happened.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they they blew off like the concrete and the metal beams were still there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06It like laughed at them. Right. Right. I was like, I got you, homie. Yeah. They were like, okay, next time we're gonna wire the building.
SPEAKER_01This ain't alcoholic they were testing, they were like, oh shit, man, we're gonna have to put some fucking bombs all the way up. Right. You know, we can't just have one bomb go off. We gotta have a bunch of bombs go off.
SPEAKER_04How about we put bombs by all the support structures? And then we fly a plane into it and we'll push the button, and then we'll tell everybody that the plane knocked it over, but we strategically blew it all up on the interior.
SPEAKER_08Allegedly.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. You think that would work? I mean, what's crazy too is like that whole area was built like it wasn't always there. And it was like garbage. Parts of it, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yep. Well, they found like an old ship that they like buried there when they were excavating all the fucking wreckage.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01They found like an old wooden ship that was like part of the garbage pile, you know.
SPEAKER_06That's crazy. It's like, oh, wait a minute. This was Christopher Columbus.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they were like, oh, whose ship was this? They're like, uh the Mayflower. Yeah, that's the Spanish guys, man. We don't give a shit about them. Yeah. We're gonna change that history now. We're already rewriting history.
Mandela Effect And Greek Myth Detour
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Just like there's no cornucopia, I'm through the loom. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Soon there won't be a cornucopia at Thanksgiving.
SPEAKER_06I don't have that shit. If I saw that shit on my table, I'd be like, what the fuck is that? Yeah. You know? What's this weird fucking cone shit doing on my table? It wasn't even pilgrims.
SPEAKER_04Do you know what that yeah, do you know where that cone shit came from?
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_04Oh, that's Greek mythology. Oh, is it? Yeah. So I got Greek mythology on my table? Yeah, it's Greek mythology. Yeah. So when it came. There's Greeks here? When it came down to the What does cornucopia mean? Horn. Horn.
SPEAKER_06It means horn in Greek?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Oh. So um Greek people are like no. When Zeus was when Zeus was a baby, um, his mom was afraid that his dad was gonna eat him because he he went by and he ate the other six children. Oh. So she decided to his dad ate children? Yeah, ate him.
SPEAKER_01Oh, she had seven children? She had seven. He was like, I ain't having this. Nom nom nom nom.
SPEAKER_04She she had seven, she had seven children, uh, one right after another, and the dad came by, and Kronos was like, Yeah.
SPEAKER_06This is Greek mythology. Yeah, this is Greek. They teach this in Greek school?
SPEAKER_04Uh I don't I don't I don't know if it's still going on.
SPEAKER_06I'm just on this trying to understand my Greek friends.
SPEAKER_01This was it, this was actually in that play uh by Homer that we had to read.
SPEAKER_04No, unfortunately not, but uh Homer's good though. So uh getting back to it though, yeah. Um yeah, Kronos uh like there was a uh proverb that said that uh one of his children were gonna take his place and he would no longer be like the main god of the earth. Well, he didn't like that. So every time a child was one of his children were born, he would come by to the mom and he would eat the child and swallow it up. That's rough. Yeah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Could have just pulled out, bro. Right. It's like you ate you could have made her eat your child, you know? Just like open up, bitch.
SPEAKER_04So wait till it came down to the seventh child, like it felt too good. The seventh child was um Zeus. Okay. And Zeus He was like, Don't eat me. Well, no, no, no. She just she decided to go and like hide him off in this like weird ethestral world where uh Kronos couldn't find him, but she gave him a stepmother, which was this little goat woman, this little Seder woman. And when Zeus Lady When was Zeus was a baby, he reached up and he grabbed her horn and he broke the horn off. That horn this is the cornucopia. This is the cornucopia. The fucking fruit and shit came out, and all the fruit came out, bro. All the fruit and shit. That's what I'm saying. What the fuck? It was the bear, yeah, the bounty of life or the bounty of whole fucking whole bunch of fruit, bananas, and fucking grapes and shit fell out of that.
SPEAKER_01But to be honest with you, well, for anyone who didn't fast forward.
SPEAKER_04Thanks for sticking with me, guys. I know who you are, right?
SPEAKER_01So we had goat horns.
SPEAKER_04The Mandela effect. Yeah, yeah. That was a that was a Greek god thing back then. But there's actually so much Greek mythology that's mixed into our like normal lives that nobody even realizes the word the word music. Is from Greek mythology.
SPEAKER_06Uh-huh. So when I was a uh when I was in like fifth or sixth grade out in uh flaw park, there was a they had a Latin class. Did you guys do Latin out here? No.
SPEAKER_01No. Not in Latin.
SPEAKER_06We called it Spanish.
SPEAKER_01They were trying to teach us English, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_06No, Latin is Latin.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Latin.
SPEAKER_04It's like Greek. Pig Latin. Oh, no, no. Latin. Latin's a dying language. I think it died when we were uh like seven or eight years ago. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Well they used to teach oh yeah. It was like yesterday. We killed it like seven years ago, but yeah.
SPEAKER_04Trump Trump loved that shit.
SPEAKER_08No, no, seriously.
SPEAKER_04No, I think I'm serious though. I think it was like eight or nine years ago. They were like, no, Latin's dead, and they finally killed the language.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Or I could be full of shit.
SPEAKER_06I mean, like every there's like tons of like fucking Latin words that are like mixed into like everything.
SPEAKER_01Like jizz.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. That comes from the Latin word double.
SPEAKER_01Latin? Horn. It's actually which means white and creamy. It's actually after Zeus broke off the horn. Yeah. Jizzed in it. Yeah. And that was a Latin word.
SPEAKER_06Which means cream cheese.
SPEAKER_01Zeus used to fuck that little horn.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Imagine like that's why pigs have circled weird dicks.
SPEAKER_06Oh, I've never seen a pig dick. It's circle there.
SPEAKER_01Pig dicks are like fucking little.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you never seen the spiral cocks?
SPEAKER_06I mean, I know they had spiral tail. I didn't know the spiral cock.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they got spiral cocks, but it goes all the way through.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, bro. So does uh so does ducks.
SPEAKER_04What? Yeah, ducks have spiral cocks.
SPEAKER_03But he said so do Doug's.
SPEAKER_04That's what I heard. All ducks have spiral cucks.
SPEAKER_07My name's Doug, they call us Doug because we have the spiral deck.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we don't actually get the name Doug. Our parents don't call us Doug. We get we actually get it deemed upon us.
SPEAKER_06They were like, Do you want the circumcision for your son or like the spiral?
SPEAKER_01You put a hair curler on that thing and plug it.
SPEAKER_04They'll spin that around a couple of things. My God.
SPEAKER_01But you gotta name it Doug.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but no. Ducks are the number one uh rapist animal on the planet.
SPEAKER_07Really?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Would they rape each other? Yeah, well, yeah. The males rape females. They're known for being aggressive.
SPEAKER_06Like I mean, listen, they gotta get it. I mean, I feel like birds, birds, I feel like a lot of birds do that.
SPEAKER_04Well, no, no. They the with the female ducks, their vaginas actually have false pockets in them. Oh, they're like, not this time. Yeah, like they'll be false.
unknownExactly.
SPEAKER_07That was my feather, bitch.
SPEAKER_06You went in the wrong pocket.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I don't even feel you. Your dick your dick swivel to the left.
SPEAKER_04My B goes to the right.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you would think, so wait, if that was the case, you would think that, like, yo, the other male duck would know, right? Because it's like, yo, you faking it?
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_06You know, you know, let's listen for the squawks and shit.
SPEAKER_07She ain't squawking, bro. You in the road. That's pullback and rip for them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I feel like there'd be less ducks in the world if that was true. Look that up. Google searching. Goddamn ducks. Well, yeah, I mean I'm not Google searching duck pussy. I don't know why you're right. Yo, you ever seen the fucking two girls walk up? Duck pussy. That's that's just fucking porn up fucking certain things.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. Yo, there's a there's a like oh I hate my search.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06There's an uh there's a video on Instagram of this guy. He goes into the fucking uh like the fish store and he shows him like the picture of like this fucking fish that's like its mouth is like doing this crazy suction, like this suction fucking thing. And the guy's like, I need this fish.
SPEAKER_08And he's like, get out of my store.
SPEAKER_06It's like we know what you're talking about. Fuck out of my store. Fucking put that on your piece, bro. Fuck that. Yeah, we'll uh might have teeth.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. If you can't drown it, you can't shouldn't fuck it. Yeah, well, I got rules. We can suffocate it, I guess.
SPEAKER_06You know, I don't know.
SPEAKER_07I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Changes the rules a little bit. Uh you don't even need to just take them out the water.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Flop.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy, man.
SPEAKER_01It is actually kind of weird, right? Like if you hold somebody's head on the water, they kind of flop around like a fish when you take it out of the water.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Fucked up.
SPEAKER_06Well, it's the same thing. They can't breathe, I guess. You know, just the oxygen or whatever's going on there, the uh the exchange of uh gases or whatever have you, it's not happening. Yeah. Feels like I'm suffocating.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Shit. Yeah. It's fucked up. Yeah, yeah, that'd be the hell of a way to go.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Choke a fish out with your cock.
SPEAKER_06Poor fishy. Yeah. Nah, you know. I used to, yeah, right? Can you get it?
SPEAKER_04It's a little pirates.
SPEAKER_06Fucking dog. My bad. Yeah, I would have moved for you, but I'm fucking lazy.
SPEAKER_03Fuck them.
SPEAKER_06No reason to keep fire lanes on there.
SPEAKER_03Nah, we're good. Yeah, right, Doug? Yeah, I haven't picks in my headset. You exasperated. You were like shitty headphones. We got a bad set. Bad studio.
SPEAKER_01Studio's bad.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You should tell Trump the Ayatollah's here. Blow it up, and we're just gonna build a new one.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just wreck it.
SPEAKER_02We got him. Bunch of fags in the middle of a town.
SPEAKER_06Turns out he was hiding in a garage.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Hiding a garage. Going like a dog. Dead as a dog. Dead as a dog. Got him.
SPEAKER_04Thought he was strong. He was weak.
SPEAKER_01Can't hide in Leviton. White people ratchet out.
SPEAKER_04Leviton's the greatest, just letting you guys know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. LT. So how you guys feeling about DT? What? DT? Donald Trump. Oh. How you feeling right now? You feeling good about Donald? You feeling bad about Donald? Or like you feeling on uneasy about him? I don't know. This whole talk about uh what was Israel? Are you a MAGA cuck? Am I a cuck? Are you a MAGA cuck? I don't know. I've never I've never sat in a chair and watched other people get down before.
SPEAKER_06You ever seen other magas fuck each other?
SPEAKER_04No, I've never watched that happen. So no, I mean, uh, yeah. So as far as I'm like Pam Bonnie, get in here and I need uh I need Chuck Patel. Get out of here in here.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. No, no, as far as like um, how do I think he's doing? I think he's doing all right. I mean, uh, I think that um I mean, listen, at the end of the day, did I did they think that this war would happen with Iran? It's been discussed before.
SPEAKER_04I mean, do you do you think we're really getting like led around by our our nut hairs by Israel? Or you you do, you do.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Well, you know, it's funny, they do show like if you if you really want to look into it, I mean, that guy Benjamin BB, he'd been saying like they got 24 hours away from making a nuclear weapon since 19 like 60 or some shit. Whenever he became like the day one he became prime minister, he was like mad younger, you know what I'm saying? They have old clips of him online talking about it, like during Obama's period, even before that. Um, they're gonna build a nuclear weapon and wipe us off the earth.
SPEAKER_01Like, I understand, like and like would that be the worst thing? Yeah. Well, listen, I've Germany's doing pretty good now. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Say, yeah, did they all leave?
SPEAKER_02Most of them did. Enough of them did that there's no impact.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, the Fuhrer got them out of there.
SPEAKER_04Wait, hold hold hold up, hold up. I didn't hear about Germany doing their thing. Tell me about these barbarians. What's going on? Oh no, no, I thought you meant currently. I thought it meant like within the last couple of months they decided to uh remove the Muslims from their country because Germany's doing Muslims, no.
SPEAKER_01Poland's pretty good, but they're fucking not letting anybody in, so they're doing pretty good. Right, Germany. They're like the only country in the world that hasn't had domestic quote unquote terrorism.
SPEAKER_06You know, I mean, when you think about it too, like other world leaders, like in Paris, you know, like they said for a couple of years ago you couldn't even go to Paris.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06It was like a piss pool, fucking terrible area, lots of crime. Disgusting.
SPEAKER_01Crazy uh I know a guy who went to Paris a few years ago, and he was like, you get off the plane and there's not another white person around you. Yeah. It's a totally Muslim country.
SPEAKER_06That's so crazy. Muslims everywhere. It makes you wonder how that happened.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Well, how happened? Quote unquote refugees. That's what happened. They were taking refugees just like we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're taking refugees on the boat. Like you see, Sweden fucking uh Sweden's deporting anybody who's found claimed refugee status and vacations in the country that they claim refugee from.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_01So if you're from Saudi Arabia and you're claiming refugee status in Sweden. And you're going on a vacation to see your family in Saudi Arabia, stay there, motherfucker. You ain't coming back.
SPEAKER_06Wow, okay. That's a that's an interesting thing.
SPEAKER_01And they said it's like 78% of the people that are refugees are traveling back to their homeland for vacations.
SPEAKER_06Wow. Well, they want to see the rest of their family they left.
SPEAKER_01But if it's that bad, why'd you leave them? And why are you able to go there and come back?
SPEAKER_06Like, you know, like well, because they got nice new jobs and uh welfare and everything else in the country. Their host country now.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they're getting shit, you know. Yeah, they weren't looking to be refugees, they're people who are paying bills. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Just like they do here. Look at all the Somalians, you know?
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Oh, that's the best fucking thing going. I'm like, I should have opened up a daycare 20 years ago. Oh god. Or anything like that. Disqualified, you're not white. I mean, you're yeah, I mean, you're not black.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. What do you know about raising kids? Right. No, you're not black. You know, it's like, what? How they letting men, black men open the daycare.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but they tried doing that shit out here, and the fucking guy killed a kid because he had like fentanyl in the fucking daycare.
SPEAKER_01No, no, but the guy's like, hold on, I'm gonna go get milk.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he's doing transactions in the fucking cafeteria.
SPEAKER_04See, uh, we wouldn't have had to do the whole daycare care thing. We could have done the uh assistant living. And like with that said, you could have done the assistant living, I could have done the travel care for them, as assistant living, non-emergency travel, and then Angelo could have signed on as our mechanic.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And then we would have like each one of us would have had a perfect little government job getting paid, and we'd have no customers.
SPEAKER_01Well, it's not really a government job, but we would have got it paid from the government.
SPEAKER_04I mean, is it not a government job when you're getting paid all of your money is being subsidized through the government? Isn't that a government job?
SPEAKER_01Even though you're a uh Yeah, they get away with it because they're subcontractors. Government employees get in trouble for that kind of shit.
SPEAKER_04Oh. Well, what is it called?
SPEAKER_01Um You're government contractors.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but they're uh what's the terminology when you don't get paid money? A nonprofit.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they they go under a non-profit, so the government gives them a stack of cash, and then they go ahead and like g divvy it out to all their buddies, and everybody's getting paid, but there's no actions take being taken place.
SPEAKER_01Well, speaking of that, didn't that bitch, what is it, Pam Bondi, I think, uh just got fired for that?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, she did. She did some like sexy like uh articles.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, that's not what I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_04I thought she did a whole bunch of like uh things for her, like um I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, go ahead.
SPEAKER_01She got she got caught funneling like$150 million to some company that was formed like eight days before she gave him$150 million.
SPEAKER_04Oh.
SPEAKER_01And they were like, what does this company do? Where's his headquarters? She's like, Oh, I'm not sure. And he's like, nobody is because it doesn't exist. You know? It was literally formed and like the fucking the the address that was registered was like a fucking like house, you know. They're like, how is this a hundred and fifty million dollar company?
SPEAKER_04You know, I feel bad for Pam Bondi.
SPEAKER_01Why?
SPEAKER_04Why? Because she came in with the hopes to do everything that the Democrats have been doing for the like the last 20 years. So she was like, Oh, cool, we can get in, we can do this illegal thing real real quick. Uh, everybody's been doing it for the last 20 years, and we could all make 20 million dollars. It's gonna be awesome. We'll like it'll be great, everybody'll love it. And then um she was late to the party, yeah. She was late, and now she finally showed up and she's trying to get hers, and all of the Somalians took all the good money. Yeah, and um, what's his face? Um, new scum and Kelly with his homeless crisis, they they're getting 19 billion dollars. Yeah, poor Pan Bondi isn't making any money off of this. Yeah, she ain't making no scratch. Yeah, that's a bullshit. She's too late to the party. Everybody else got the scamming shit done first. Oh yeah, not fair. Yeah, we're discussing how Pan Bondy didn't get her fair share of the fraud money.
SPEAKER_05Oh, poor Pam.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, everybody else gotta get like a good chunk, they got to hang out. But you know what's great is watching the uh Somalian guys in court right now, and uh the judge is like, oh, um I'm gonna go ahead and uh put you in jail for the next 30 years. And he's like, Oh, but you could just deport me right now. We can we can just deport me.
SPEAKER_01I believe those videos are real though.
SPEAKER_04You oh, you think they're fake?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, AI is fucking amazing.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, oh it is epic.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I don't know what's real, what's not real anymore.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Do we exist?
AI Doubts Politics And Merch
SPEAKER_01I don't even think Trump's real anymore. I think they killed him. I think they killed him, they're just giving us fucking. It's just Netanyahu's AI.
SPEAKER_06You know what I noticed though? Like, Trump definitely like he used to keep his hair a certain way. He just like not give a fuck no more. Yeah. Well, I mean, he's like his last time. He got that white and like gold in there, you know? It's like the hairstylist missed the die.
SPEAKER_04He's mad old though. I mean, yeah, he's gonna be 80, right? Or he's 80. Yeah, my dude's been in there for a while. Yeah, like fighting the good fight. Yeah, that hair's been fighting the good fight. Yeah, trying to stay together the whole time.
SPEAKER_06You wanna get the Trump coin with the with his head on it? Nah, bro. Oh, what depends? The side profile. How many ounces? Oh, oh, it's like gold or silver. Oh, that's what I'm gonna say. I think I'm pretty sure they make them already. Motherfuckers selling the fucking Trump watch. You seen that? Yeah, he sells a Trump watch, it's like fire engine red. Says Trump on it and shit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Well, do you know what tracks NYC? Yeah. Are you familiar with Angelo? Yeah. Okay. Did you see his um the jewela, the Bill Clinton necklace he made?
SPEAKER_01Oh, is it Bill Clinton with uh Nanyahoo?
SPEAKER_04No, it was Bill Clinton with uh Epstein inside of it. You open up his chest and there's a little Epstein inside. Yeah, and he's like, keep your friends close.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you know what's funny, yo, you've seen like the depositions or whatever they're doing in Congress, and Bill's like smiling after he's looking at the pictures, he's like, everybody.
SPEAKER_07Oh my god, that night. That night was crazy.
SPEAKER_04Hillary's like what you're doing, looking at him. Yo, Hillary got angry. You saw her smacking the desk and getting all like fired up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So it's just funny because it's like what are you getting angry about? You know you're not gonna get in trouble. Yeah, you guys are safe.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Well, I mean, what are they hiding about? Well, I like well, we know what they're hiding. It's one of those situations that like at the end of this, we know that the worst like the people that are in charge of everything are the worst people on the planet doing the worst things to all of us.
SPEAKER_01Yep.
SPEAKER_04And we just let them do their thing, and we're happy go lucky to let it keep going. And you know, that there was a real like there was a realization that happened recently. There is no checks and balances for people that wealthy. There is nobody to step in and say, wait a minute, you fucked up. Now we're gonna come down and we're going to arrest you, or we're gonna do something to you, or no, there is no retribution. They can do whatever the fuck they want to us. They are who they are, and we are who we are. And you will like it. Yeah, we'll take it on the chin.
SPEAKER_01Literally.
SPEAKER_04And there's because there's just no there is nothing we can do.
SPEAKER_01Like a poor duck getting raped.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. Poor little duck. Well, it's fake butthole.
SPEAKER_01It's poor little fake duck pudding.
SPEAKER_05It's like wank. At the wrong hole, wank.
SPEAKER_04Now I wish we had a wrong, I wish we had a wrong hole so the government didn't always fuck us properly.
Wrap Up Plus Meta Glasses AI
SPEAKER_06That does happen from what I heard. If you push too hard, you can make a new hole. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. And they gotta seal that shit up. Ugh. No bueno. No bueno, two holes. It's 1027.
SPEAKER_04No, I mean, how much how long have we been recording there, buddy?
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah. So we got uh hour and uh twenty-three. Perfect. We're gonna go ahead and shut it down there. All right, guys. Well, we love y'all and uh rape a duck. Rape a duck. I can't do anything inside.
SPEAKER_04And well and while raping a duck, if you'd like to go ahead and hit like and subscribe at the bottom, we appreciate that. And all the things that video yeah, we would actually post that, you know? Yeah, yeah. Send videos.
SPEAKER_01Send videos of that poor duck.
SPEAKER_04Actually, send that to the private account. We don't want that uh pressure Canadian geese don't count. Unless you wear an American Eagle uh face mask.
SPEAKER_06Oh, and uh one more thing about um meta, so you know the meta's glasses, they were like using it to train AI, and so like all like those intimate moments that people were recording. Fuck some guy like Bangladesh is like, oh my god. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02What would they do to these white women? We must go.
SPEAKER_07It's like AI, it's like telling the AI, this is titties.
SPEAKER_06This is boobs. This is titties. Oh, yes, I see the legacy in the air now.
SPEAKER_04I like this, this is very nice. Yeah, you see her bend the arm.
SPEAKER_03America, that's right.