How Many Drinks Is Drinking

You ever notice how one tiny question can expose your whole lifestyle? We start by trying to define a deceptively simple thing, when “having a drink” turns into “drinking,” and immediately get pulled into the messy math of pace, tolerance, and the real reason people chase a buzz. It’s the kind of debate that sounds stupid until you realize it explains half the bad nights you’ve ever had.

Then we take the hard left into the taboo zone: bathroom hygiene, bidets, wipes, and why we treat cleanliness differently depending on the body part. The jokes are raw, but the point is relatable and weirdly practical. If you’ve ever wondered whether a bidet is actually more hygienic, why wet wipes feel like cheating, or how other countries handle it, you’ll hear the arguments the way friends actually make them.

From there, the laughter turns into something more real: men’s health, prostate checks, colonoscopies, colon cancer screening ages, and the fear that keeps people from getting preventative care. We talk about early detection, family history, and how insurance and healthcare costs can push people toward delays or even medical tourism for dental implants and other procedures. We finish with broader thoughts on politics, belief systems, and how easy it is to get pulled into extremes, then cool down with a quick nostalgia trip into video games.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Drinking Thresholds

SPEAKER_02 0:02

Stuff in the beginning. It's rolling whenever you're ready.

SPEAKER_05 0:04

It's gonna take an extra week.

SPEAKER_01 0:06

Oh my gosh. Maybe two. Dude, hey, hey, hey, hey. So far, I've been on point, okay? Season two, I've been on point. We only had one hiccup, and that was not my fault. And we kept going just as soon as we got over that hurdle. Alright? So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Talking Shit. This is your host, Don't Know Shit Doug, and always with Ryan and Angelo. That son of a bitch. What's up, guys?

SPEAKER_02 0:29

What up? What up? Hey people. What's happening out there? How are we doing, Jens? So I'm doing well, you know. I've been trying to figure it out. Like figure it out? Yeah, drinking a little bit, right? So when you're drinking, right? Sure. When when are you officially drinking? Like we go out, you know, you're saying you're having a drink. Yeah. But like when do you consider it drinking? Like is it at that point that like you're That's a tough question. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 0:53

No, I mean like you have two, three, and then I I don't I pretty much don't ever go out and have like two or three. So I guess I'm always drinking.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

But what's the threshold? I think the threshold's like four. Four? Four is start to feel it just a little bit. Well, I mean depending upon what you're drinking, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 1:13

All right, I'm drinking now.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

See, I really I really think it's like how many you're consuming by hour. If you're like having one an hour, then you know you're on like a nice steady, I'm not really getting drunk kind of phase.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

It just took you four hours to get smashed. Oh well. And you had four beers.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

No, you couldn't. I think if you had four beers in four hours, you'd be completely sober.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

Right. So like in four hours, I'm just starting.

Speed Drinking And Bar Logic

SPEAKER_01 1:37

So yeah, I think it's like speaking of that.

SPEAKER_05 1:43

I did. So if you're putting down like three those wide mouths, really become a problem. Oh, it does. Looks like half the beer already.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

Three to four beers an hour, then you're drinking. Now you're you're getting drunk.

SPEAKER_05 1:58

You know, like a lot of people don't even drink that much.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

Really? That's big time?

SPEAKER_05 2:02

Yeah, it's big time.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 2:04

That's like professional. Three or four beers an hour. It's like a beer every 15 minutes. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

You're like basically slugging them down.

SPEAKER_05 2:11

Yeah. Well, no, I I think like you're definitely drinking at that point. A beer every 10 minutes is like you're definitely you're drinking for effect at that point. You know, you're looking for fat girls in about two and a half hours.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Actually, you're probably looking for fat girls before you started. That's why you started.

SPEAKER_05 2:27

That's why you're fucking going. That's where you go. It's like shit. Like I gotta I gotta bring this bar down real quick. All these skinny bitches definitely not gonna like me. Kitty beers.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

You guys look around the room first. Yeah. Yeah, spot yours. What's the call? Yeah. How hard we go and how quick.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

I've seen my I've spotted my target in the wild.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

Yeah. I've definitely seen that happen.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

You're like, right now? No. About two hours.

SPEAKER_05 2:57

Oh, yeah. She's looking good. Two hours, she's gonna look like a steak.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Going on bucket number three. Prime choice right there. Grade eight American. Yeah, there you go. Grade A American. If she's American. American cheese.

SPEAKER_05 3:17

Oh cottage cheese.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

From under cheese.

SPEAKER_05 3:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:25

Just throw up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 3:26

You ever like, you know, be with a chick and like, you know, little stank down there?

SPEAKER_05 3:31

Oh, it's the worst. The fucking worst, bro. Bitches that are a little heavy. You're like, you ever fucking you ever like go to fucking chick doggy style and you just smell her asshole? You're like, oh my god. You're like, did you shower it?

SPEAKER_01 3:45

Yeah, like come on, dude. On a summer day?

SPEAKER_05 3:48

Oh my god. I've done that. Like, roll back over. Like, well, hi. Because trust me. Fucking throw up on your back if I gotta keep hitting them like that.

SPEAKER_03 3:58

Go throw away these sheets after this?

SPEAKER_05 4:00

Yeah. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

Wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

You know, you're fucking leaving skid marks on my sheets, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Or like when you, you know, you get one in the mountain light that and you like you get it from the back and you see the brown sting. Oh. It's like a swipe up the back.

SPEAKER_05 4:15

Well, those big girls, yeah, those big girls can't wipe that good. You know, their arms don't reach out. Yeah, like, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

T-Rex on a toilet.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

I got the I got this big body and these little arms.

SPEAKER_05 4:28

Yeah, yeah, it's so true. They don't need like a stick. Like those girls in the 600-pound fucking show. Oh my god. They got like fucking toilet paper on a stick to like wipe their asses. Really? Yeah, yeah. Those bitches got boyfriends. It's like you know.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

Wait, I wonder if we can come out with a butt wiping stick.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

The Romans invented that like many, many, many, many centuries ago.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

Did they have problems wiping their butts, or did they just like a stick on it, like to put their toilet paper on a stick?

SPEAKER_02 4:56

Yeah, they would like, it was like when the uh what did they call that? Like the Dubai, du what is that shit called? Duvet. Duvet and all that shit came out. Yeah. It was like, you know, before, well, that's time, but I'm saying, like, you know.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

I was gonna say if you look it up, I feel like I saw like a. I feel like toilet paper on a stick came out way before the dub came out.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

No, man, yeah. If you look up like the history of like toilet paper and what you had to do, like there was some interesting ideas, and one of them was like, it was like a rag or something. But it was fucked up as that. It was a community rag. Right. Oh, it scared the rag? Oh, yeah. So you put it back in its bucket and you wet your eyes. Like, I don't know how many wipes you're gonna be like, all right, this one's done. I guess I'm just fucking I guess we're just going as this, you know, pull up my my drawers, you know, put my leaf on.

SPEAKER_05 5:39

We have fucking crazy. Oh my god. That's like back in the day, toilet paper wasn't splinter-free. Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

Imagine that. You're throwing hemorrhages are bad now.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

Yeah. What did they advertise that at one time? Like, hey, our stuff is splitter free. That's exactly what they did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

It was like rubbing your teeth splinter-free. It was like rubbing your ass with paper, like actual paper, like cardboard chips.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

Oh my god, gotta splinter up your bubble. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:08

Well, still most of the world uses fucking water.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

Like, we don't they just rinse it down?

SPEAKER_05 6:13

Yeah. Like you go anywhere in Asian countries, it's all like hoses in the bathroom. There's no toilet paper.

SPEAKER_02 6:17

That's why they smell.

SPEAKER_05 6:18

Yeah. I mean, you know, it's crazy, man. If you ever like Indian countries, don't even wipe. They just fucking pull up their fucking robes and just go. That's why they wear robes, not pants.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

Well, I heard you're not supposed to shake the left hand.

SPEAKER_05 6:31

Well, that's the thing. Because I wipe with the left. I'll do that. Yeah, left hand's your dirty hand, bro.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

Uh so you're only supposed to shake the right hand. If anybody gives you the I'm just gonna bump from that one. Elbows, elbows.

SPEAKER_05 6:42

Have you think about it? Everyone in America wipes with their right hand. Every righty, every righty wipes the. I don't like my left.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

No, I'm not gonna be like, okay, I'm gonna use my feminine, non-dominant hand.

SPEAKER_05 6:53

Let me put my dirty hand on my butt.

SPEAKER_01 6:55

I like my stranger on my butt.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

Yeah, word. I'm gonna put a latex glove on so it feels different. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Sit on it until it goes numb.

SPEAKER_02 7:03

Terrible. No, yeah, I mean, that's some interesting stuff to think about. I mean, uh, yeah, I guess they do use water everywhere else. But I mean, if you've ever like, you know. Well, if you think about it, right? You have a dirtier dish and try to rinse it off with water. Unless it's boiling hot, that shit ain't coming off. You know, peanut butter on a dish.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

I feel like I feel like the combo between the combo between the sponge and the water is the best combination. So we use the sponge. They use the water. If we use the combination and came to get shit on your hand, you're just wiping it with a paper towel.

SPEAKER_05 7:36

Hell no, I'm using a soap, you're washing. I'm going crazy.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:41

But then with your ass, you just wipe it with a fucking dry cloth. You're like, dry paper, you're like, yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

Or you use the dude wipe.

SPEAKER_05 7:49

Oh, the dude wipe.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Dude, you're already making me think, rethink 40 years of ass wiping.

SPEAKER_05 7:54

That's how, you know, it's like a lot of people think that shit, like, oh, dude, using water is weird. And you're like, yeah, okay, but if you got shit anywhere else on your body, you're fucking washing it with soap and water. Yeah, you're right. But you have shit on your ass, and you're like, yeah, some dry paper, we'll do it.

unknown 8:07

I got it.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

I got it.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

No, man. If it's something else's shit, then you're definitely scrubbing yourself. Without a doubt, there's been big.

SPEAKER_05 8:14

Well, first I'm fucking up whatever got shit on me. Well, no, you're not fucking up a bird.

SPEAKER_01 8:18

What about like bird just flies by and drops?

SPEAKER_02 8:20

That mud butt, you know what I'm saying? What you do about that? Uh the mud butt? Mud butt. Stay home.

unknown 8:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

You don't wipe it at home, you just stay home with it all your time.

SPEAKER_05 8:28

Just sits on the toilet plane in video games. Just on there. Play my game, huh? Leave me alone. Why do you smell like shit in here? Yeah, mud butt again. I'm not going to work this week.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

Yeah, man. Now mud butt. Yo, I'm just like it's like a full 20-minute sesh or more in the bedroom, just trying to clean up. Crying. Forget about burning it all out, you know, because that shit hurt. But yeah, the cleanup afterwards is terrible.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

Yeah. Mud butt sucks. Shotgun shits are horrible.

SPEAKER_02 8:57

Yeah. Air sneeze when you're like just out in public. Those are the worst. You're like on the line at Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 9:06

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

You're walking out, waddling. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:11

Well squishy.

SPEAKER_05 9:12

At least at Walmart, no one looks at you weird. Like, that's a fucking 75 bit guy today to do that.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

Yeah. Oh man. We're talking about some crazy stuff here. But I mean, you know what? People I think uh need to relate a little bit, right? Everybody deals with it. Everybody got an asshole. Everybody poops.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 9:30

And if you don't, you should see a doctor.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

Yeah. No, no. Just live with that. If you don't poop. Oh yeah, probably.

Toilet Habits And Bidet Debates

SPEAKER_05 9:38

See, I was watching the Sopranos, Sopranos the other day, and like he's talking to a psychiatrist, and she's like, you know, he's talking about like being impinent or whatever. Like it's like, oh, those pills you gave me, like I'm having trouble getting an erection or something. And she's like, well, maybe there's something else. And he's like, like what? He's like, maybe did you ever have your prostate checked? He's like, oh, I don't even let people wave their finger in my face, all right?

SPEAKER_03 10:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:04

And that's another interesting thing, right? Like every other thing is like, yeah, we did better like CT scans, we got better MRI machines, we got better everything, but prostates is still finger in the buttons. Finger in the butt.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Never give that one up. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_05 10:17

Doctors, it's like they're fetish. Right.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Yeah, that's their thing. They're holding on to that one.

SPEAKER_05 10:21

Yeah. Like, oh wait, man. Giving up too much. It's all right. All these products are giving away. I heard this being a proctologist. Give me your butthole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Used to be able to buy a dead body in the back alley.

SPEAKER_05 10:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Now you have to go through all these laws and regulations. Make sure a big pharma's okay with things.

SPEAKER_04 10:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

Not taking away the finger in the butt. That's still going down.

SPEAKER_02 10:47

I wonder what the uh you know what's even more insulting is like when you get the uh the fucking bell. Yeah. You know, you get the explanation of the benefits, and you're looking through it, and it has a fancy name for them sticking your finger in your ass. That's like$200.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

You're like, fuck.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

No wonder they can't. I paid him. Yeah. Jesus. You ever seen the fucking meme with the fucking nutcracker and the fucking sniffs the fucking cadecade? It's like yeah. Doctor sniffing his fingers. Oh yeah. Yo, you I mean, no, this crazy shit. Like, yeah, I I'm I'm scared to do the uh colonoscopy because they put you out and shit. And like there's been talk about like anesthesiologists that like dropped their peen in your mouth and weird shit. Like that. Yeah. There was a guy that's like got arrested for that.

SPEAKER_05 11:36

Yeah, I saw that. The guy got arrested. He was like, that's fucked up. They set up a camera. You put his pen in your mouth, like, oh yeah, all right. Like we saw him acting weird behind the curtain. He's fucking dipping his dick in your mouth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

It's funny, but it's fucking sick. Oh, that's that's the bad day. Yeah. Wake up like, what the fuck? What does it taste like weird? What is that? And the colonoscopy. The colonoscopy is where they stick the uh the camera down through your body parts, right?

SPEAKER_02 12:05

Yeah, they're up your ass. Not down anyway. Up your ass? It goes in your asshole.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

So you're already being penetrated anyway. Like you're paying the person to penetrate.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

You're having a bad enough day. Now you gotta fucking tip it, the tip of a dick again.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

No, this guy's throwing in some extra.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

Well, you know, it's funny. They so believe it or not, anesthesia, I've heard, is optional. So you could be awake while they do it and you can watch. But I ain't about that. Yeah. Well, we're looking at some picture on the screen, you see nothing but fucking pink and goo. You're like, yeah, okay, what am I looking at? Like, no. You feel them fucking moving around your stomach? Oh man, no, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:41

That's gotta be weird. Imagine what the fucking like shits and farts you get after that.

SPEAKER_05 12:45

Oh yeah, you get like really bad farts, man. My friend had it done because they use air to blow up your fucking intestines. Oh, do they? So it's like it's like an air jet. It's like, you know, you ever see like when they water jet a sewer bite? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like air jetting your fucking ass button, you know. They have to blow it up. So like they shoot some air in there, they fucking pinch your butthole, they're like, they can't let the air out.

SPEAKER_03 13:06

Blow you up like a balloon or shit. You burp. Deflates.

SPEAKER_05 13:10

Rip in fucking ass for like hours after that.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

Yeah. No, I I don't look forward to it, but I mean, listen, you know, colon cans is a real thing.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

When does that one come in? I uh you we get the finger one first, and then they used to be 50, now it's 45.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 13:25

It's so stupid though. Like they like fight you on it too. Like I was trying to get it done early because I was having problems. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:32

You wanted to get checked out early, whatever.

SPEAKER_05 13:34

Yeah. I'm like, yeah, they're like, oh, you know, we can't do it, insurance won't pay for it. I'm like, write down whatever the fuck you gotta write down. Oh, okay. You know, to say whatever to justify it, bro. I'm like, what the fuck? And even like like you don't fucking what's his name? Had just had colon cancer. Oh, Will Smith. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

Well, then they don't go like you right. Well, guess what the name? Yeah, no, I'll be going out.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

No, yeah, early dissection's important, yeah. Anyway, though, you know, so like they fucking it was like, oh, you got full-blown like stage four fucking cancer, and he's fucking 39. You know, it's like, all right, why not uh why not check somebody who's coming to a doctor for problems?

SPEAKER_02 14:14

I think at some point though, like, I don't know what he had or anything like that, but I mean I'm sure there must have been some signs, right? I mean it had to be like he had to complain about something.

SPEAKER_05 14:24

I mean, uh it's well, I mean, uh I guess really when he was when he felt bad enough to go to the hospital, it was like it was like too late, right? Yeah, well, I mean it wasn't too late, he's alright now, but it was close, pretty fucking scary. Scary, right?

SPEAKER_02 14:37

Almost almost caught it.

SPEAKER_05 14:38

It was stage four of colon cancer, though. That's what I mean. I guess that's the highest it is, right? Yeah, if like if he didn't go in that time and maybe waited another month or two, it probably would have been too bit too late for him. You know?

SPEAKER_02 14:48

That's rough.

SPEAKER_05 14:49

Yeah, I mean, before that, it's like, oh, do I just eat bad and like now I got diarrhea and I'm fucking in pain, you know?

Prostate Checks And Colonoscopy Fears

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Yeah, they say you should check it out if like uh even if your your family has it, you know, if there's like a history of family. My grandfather had, I think, had an issue with that.

SPEAKER_05 15:04

That was another thing with them, but they told him because like his mom had it, his aunt had it, his grandfather had it. Yeah. And they're like, oh, they do some tests and they're like, oh, it's not hereditary. He's like, I think you guys are full of shit, because everybody I know fucking had it, except you know.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

Right. That or it's the food we're eating fucking us up. Could be that as well. You know, Dan microplastics.

SPEAKER_01 15:25

My grandfather had stomach cancer, and it was something that like the moment we knew and they opened him up, they were like, Yeah, this is stage four, and it's like taking over all your whole body. So they had to like sew him up, and then he was gone within like two or three weeks after that.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

Yeah. Yeah. So when I guess your stomach has uh a way of like not showing it's in trouble until it's too late.

SPEAKER_02 15:49

Right. Yeah. It's like it's like one day you wake up and you puke blood and it's like too late.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Exactly. You fucked up. Wait, don't I don't I got a warning? No, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:58

That's why they should screen early. And it's funny because they could like when they do your blood work, there's like cancer markers in your blood that they could they could check for. But insurance won't cover it. So they don't check for it. And it's like, yeah, they still have to figure out like what cancer you got or where it is, or whatever, but like if you have high cancer markers in your fucking blood, just like high cholesterol, right? They're like, maybe you should go see your doctor about that, but they don't fucking they don't check that shit. Yeah, no, it's it's uh too much money. You're like, what is an extra$13? Yeah. So retarded, bro.

SPEAKER_02 16:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:30

It's American healthcare for you.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:33

It'll be so much better if they socialized it, because then nobody will get anything checked. Like, we're not paying for that. You know, like everything would be like, we can't do that. No. When you're 75, we'll check you for our exactly.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Yeah, you only get that when you are 43. What? What are you talking about? My arm is hanging off of my body. Can you sell it back on? Nope. Nope, not until you're 43.

SPEAKER_05 16:55

Yeah. Every time you go to the doctor, it'd be like, no, that's next year. Yeah. Just wait. I need I need to get this test done. No, the next year you can get that done. And then you go back, it's like, no, no, that's it. Yeah, we put the back in there. Don't worry, one day you'll get a kid when you die. It's fucked up, man.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

I didn't make it to next year.

SPEAKER_05 17:13

Yeah. It's America.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

I don't know. Well, the healthcare in other places is no better.

SPEAKER_05 17:21

It's not. It's like it's a funny argument with the biggest. It's picket poison.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, America, we have the greedy healthcare system that is led around by big pharma, and that's its problem. And then when it comes down to like all of the free healthcare, it's dude, it's garbage. People wait on that uh deathline for eight to nine months.

SPEAKER_05 17:44

No, that's VA shit. The free healthcare is fucking great.

SPEAKER_01 17:47

No, in Canada?

SPEAKER_05 17:48

Oh, Canada, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:49

Oh, no, I'm talking about other countries where they're like, oh, they but they have free health care. No, no.

SPEAKER_05 17:54

The free healthcare in America for poor people is fucking great. Amazing. Everything's covered. Everything. Yeah. Hard church, gender is covered. Why works? Gender reassignment, like whatever the fuck you want, man. You want to get a therapist?

SPEAKER_02 18:05

That's why they vote blue.

SPEAKER_05 18:06

Yeah. Anything you want, you can go to with the free healthcare. Poor shit. You can have the best paid healthcare, and they're like, nah, we don't do that. Sorry. Yeah. I don't know where you heard that, but we don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

Your deductible is 50,000.

SPEAKER_05 18:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

When it comes down to never hit that.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:25

You like if you needed surgery, it's almost worth telling your boss, be like, yo, can you can you fire me for a month? Like, what? Yeah, can you fire me for a month? And then hire me back in a month from now.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 18:37

And uh once he fires you, then you can put yourself onto Medicare. Go get that surgery that you need for absolute free. Yeah. And then when you're done, call your boss back up and he'll go. I'm good to go. Put me back on, boss. And then you're locked back into your job and you're away you go.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:53

Don't do that shit.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

There's a lot of people too that leave the country. Like uh my friend he went to uh Columbia to get some surgeries done and shit, you know, fix his teeth, fix his fucking uh yeah, the t shit's cheap down there.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

Yeah, cut cosmetic stuff.

SPEAKER_02 19:06

They're starting to?

SPEAKER_05 19:07

Yeah, I just got the implants done.$16.90 a tooth, bro. Oh. That's the same price it was in Costa Rica. Is it? Yeah, it's the same shit they use. Everyone's like, oh, like I was talking to this other dentist about it. He's like, oh, you know, I don't know, Costa Rica, you know, and then like he's like, you know, who knows what they're gonna do to you down there, and then like I'm like, yeah, but like people go to the dentist there too, you know? Like they can't just be butchering people up, right? You know? He's like, Yeah, I got yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 19:33

So I'm like, I'm just asking you, is that like fucked up teeth?

SPEAKER_05 19:36

I'm like, are they using fucking like a different brand? Like, you know, whatever. And then like I looked into it and it's like Swiss made dental implants, and then like I saw an ad on Facebook, went to the guy, and it's Swiss made dental implants. Same shit they use in Costa Rica, same shit they use in Turkey. You know, they're advertising that in Turkey. Although Turkey's like 700 or two still. Uh yeah, much cheaper, but whatever. I'm like, all right, fucking 1700. Uh I'll pony up. Yeah, pony up not to get on a plane.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

You know, that's true too, right? You got a travel expense, stuff like that. You know, we gotta worry about infection. That's the out of all that shit, infection, especially if there's a recovery time when you need to stay. Oh, yeah. Like a day or two. I mean, you gotta hope that they fucking take care of your ass if you get sick. I mean antibiotics and you know, you came there to pay, but now he's not paying no more. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:22

Yeah, he already paid, man. He can fucking die.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 20:27

Welcome to Turkey. The gringo.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

Oh, the turkey, yeah. Well, you get yeah, you get the hair plugs there. That's like where they all go for that.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

Yep. That mall is just filled with people with implants and hair plugs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:38

But it's like so funny, man, because like rich people don't have health insurance. They do HSA accounts, right? That they can invest money into and keep growing. And then what they do is they travel for fucking shit. They go to Turkey for hair implants, they go to India for surgeries, they go to fucking they go uh to Brazil for fucking breast augmentations. Like they're like they just travel around to the cheap places, make a vacation out of it, see a good doctor in those cheap places, they're still paying less than they would in America. Right. And like if you think about it, the amount of money you spend on health insurance every year, yeah. By the time, like, you know, most of the most of your younger years, you're healthy, right? You know? And if you need anything emergency-wise, you can still go get emergency shit done without health insurance. Yeah. Doesn't matter. You end up in an emergency room for something, they have to help you, they have to operate, they have to do whatever, you know? Right. It's like you're covered there, you know, so it's only like preventative maintenance, you know, like whatever other bullshit you gotta cover out of pocket, which is all cheap, you know? Exactly. Unless you're doing plastic surgery, but even that shit's fucking cheap when you leave the country. You know?

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Yeah, they got the plan, man. They they do it all out, they plan it out. Makes sense.

Insurance Frustration And Medical Tourism

SPEAKER_05 21:46

They do it, you know? And like they start saving for their kids' health and care when they're young.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

Uh see, I don't know if they're the ones with the plan. I heard this thing the other day. Uh have you heard of Nick Schwansen? Nick Schwanson? Nick Schwansen? I think that's his name. Nick Shirley? Nick Shirley. That's his name. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

He's the one, the Minnesota fraud guy.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

Yeah. So um I watched this little special on him about um Jersey. Did you guys see the pop-up in Jersey?

SPEAKER_02 22:14

No, I'm happening in Jersey now.

SPEAKER_01 22:16

Same thing. It's a like another Jewish community.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

Oh, the small hats. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

And then they he did the breakdown of like what these people do and how they get into the system.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

Oh, how they live off the system. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:27

Their significant other isn't married to them. Right. Right.

SPEAKER_05 22:30

So he keeps them on to like Well, the thing is that they're married under the Jewish faith, but they're not married legally in America.

SPEAKER_01 22:37

Correct. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:38

Yeah. Well, you know, there's a whole population of people who do that. They're a little darker complexion. But they do that too. But it was makes sense. Well, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 22:47

But the thing is, is they lock it in so that uh the guy will go ahead and not work, let the girl go and work and she's uh got the kids. Collect them welfare, collect them wick so she gets the highest amount of wick and welfare. Right, right. And then the community will buy them and like help buy them a house to get them in there. And then the guy will rent the house to his wife under a section eight clause. So she's making like a hundred thousand dollars a year.

SPEAKER_05 23:15

That's what separates the Jews from those other people I was just talking about. Yeah, because they got yeah, they were able to get this. They figured it out.

SPEAKER_01 23:21

They figured it out. So now that now the man and the wife live in the house together, the wife's section eight is paying for the house, right? And they're living there free uh free on the lamp.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

Yeah, but what the yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:34

Now one of them said something good to uh the guy Nick, he goes, he's like, you know, it's not fraud, you know, we're just using the system. And it's like the system shouldn't exist, man. You guys have 10 or 12 fucking kids, the wife's getting fucking forty five hundred dollars a month from the government, you know, they're fucking living the lifestyle, and it's like, you know, yeah, it's fucking insane. You know, they're all driving to over the sienna's without the whole 40 people in there.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

No, yeah, I mean, let's say they're able to take over towns, like they took over an entire town in Jersey by doing that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

And it's only getting worse, I think.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:12

You know what else they did? They so in in that town, they they took over the town, right? And then they started voting themselves onto the public school board. Nice. So they got on the public school board, so now the whole school board's Jewish, and what they're doing is they're taking the public funding away from the public schools and directing it towards their private Jewish schools. Oh so nobody could go to those schools except for Jews. So the other people who live in that community or use the public schools now, they're cutting all the funding. So, like the kids are saying like the milk's fucking rotten, the fucking, you know, there's no like after school programs anymore, there's no sports programs, there's no extracurricular, nothing. Like they took away all the money from these fucking schools, they're trying to pay the teachers nothing, so now the good teachers are leaving, you know. Like they're trying to basically shut down the public schools in that area and just direct that public money to their schools, yeah, and to their shit.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

So here's the thing that I was thinking about. Once the public sh schools basically actually shut down, and there's no more funding to those, that should shut down the all the funding 100%.

SPEAKER_05 25:17

It should. Because we're not because you're not nobody's paying taxes anymore in that community. Because the people's living off section eight, the Jews, not working, there's no taxes coming in, you know, like it's just like they're fairly.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

The money don't come from their community at all. Right. No.

SPEAKER_01 25:33

They're like a leech on society.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Maybe some of the uh the small stores and things are, yeah, no, without a doubt. I mean, they're abusing the shit out of that shit.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

And then what yeah, and well, like the money that's being funded, like funneled into that community is government taxes.

SPEAKER_05 25:46

It's government tax money, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

So anybody opening up a like a business within that community is just gaining government taxes, and it's not really like there's no contribute, like there's no contributing to their society.

SPEAKER_05 25:58

You know, you know, a lot of people hated Germany, but you know what I'm saying? I hate to bring it up, but uh oh my goodness. Uncle Adolf was uh maybe maybe a pioneer.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

Um I mean well he was one of them. I think it's also a thing that like you know, once you elevate yourself, you no longer worry about those things, right? So like if kind of like if we weren't here and we lived higher quality of lifestyles, we wouldn't be bitching about the all the bullshit that's going on. We're not near it. Well, no, no, I don't think that I don't think so at all, dude.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

I think that's it. Once you start taking over towns, then then you're then you're hitting everybody's wallet. Okay. No, but it's a blue state.

SPEAKER_05 26:41

No, but that's it, that's a blue town. You know, because the problem for now.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

Yeah, the problem. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

You want to go over there with American flags? No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 26:50

That's the problem though, is that like, because like there's people who are like, oh, it's no big deal. And it's like, no, that is a big deal, bro. You know, there's a lot of people that just thought it's not in my backyard, or it doesn't affect them, so it's no big deal. But yo, it's a big fucking deal because it affects millions of people. It's cost us millions of dollars, you know. Yeah, your taxes ain't going down, whether you live a good lifestyle or not, you know? Right. It's like, wouldn't you want more of your money? In fact, the more money you make, the more you fucking lose to them. That's true. You know, the more you're paying for those people, you know? So it's like, you know, the whole mentality should really be like, yo, what are we doing with the fucking money? You know, it was kind of like that's why Trump kind of sucks now, because when he got in, it was controlling how we spend the tax money instead of wasting fraud. Right. But he abandoned all that. That's what Doge was about. Yeah, he abandoned all that shit. Doge lasted like three months, and that was it. He went into the wrong spot.

SPEAKER_01 27:44

Well, no, he got shut down. Like every time he turned around, they were shutting him down. They were stopping him from getting in. They were stopping uh what was it, big balls from being able to use his credentials.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

I know, but that was a really cool time though.

SPEAKER_05 27:55

Yeah, it was for a little bit. I mean, they did actually fire thousands and thousands of federal employees. Like the the federal rate of like fucking employment, like for working for the federal government, is down like 600,000 people.

SPEAKER_01 28:08

Yeah, you know, all of those.

SPEAKER_05 28:13

Nothing changed in our lifestyle at all, right?

SPEAKER_01 28:16

That was all the jobs that Joe Biden got during his throat years. Yeah, that's what he is.

Benefits Loopholes And Tax Anger

SPEAKER_05 28:24

You know, I always said like the difference between Republicans and Democrats are Democrats when they're like, oh, we're gonna increase jobs, they're just hiring more people to work for the government. You know, when Republicans are like, we're gonna increase jobs, they try to like make businesses hire people, you know? Like, we're not gonna hire people at the government, we're gonna have this fucking company hire people in the open market, right?

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Right, right.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

We're gonna give this guy some tax breaks to hire a fucking 10,000 people.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

What do we do? Like 80,000 new IRS agents, and they all have guns.

SPEAKER_05 28:52

Yeah, you wanted 80,000 IRS agents with guns.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

What why the fuck an IRS agent mean a gun for a desktop?

SPEAKER_05 28:58

But yeah, but yeah, X NE Democrats. X NA Democrats, I'll tell you how ICE agents aren't trained to use their guns. Oh, okay. So we're not trained in ICE how to use their guns, but but we have 80,000 IRS agents trained with guns.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

We took our time with them.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

Yeah, they read the manuals.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

You know, because they got that that that laws very much.

SPEAKER_05 29:20

I like how like that fucking ICE is like not in the news anymore, right? ICE isn't abducting people and sending them anywhere anymore, right?

SPEAKER_02 29:29

Well, you do hear about it because like the the DHS is closed and uh the shutdown and all that, so you do hear about like airports are having problems and shit. Uh, and then also the war, which they don't call a war for some reason, uh, is uh Iran, yeah, is going on. So that's uh a lot of the stuff in the news cycle there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:49

Even the airport thing shutting down, bro. We don't need TSA. Get rid of them.

SPEAKER_01 29:53

Have you guys heard of that?

SPEAKER_05 29:54

Get rid of TSA, they haven't stopped a single terrorist ever. That's true.

SPEAKER_01 29:59

Get rid of them.

SPEAKER_05 30:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

Did did you guys hear about the school that I ran? Which one?

SPEAKER_02 30:05

Like the girl school that we that we shot down with a with a missile?

SPEAKER_01 30:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

Okay, so today, and take this with a grain of salt, this is the internet, and we have we have no clue what's true or not. Yeah, but it could have been. But it was it's it was an Iranian guy, and he was there, and he's like, You guys don't know shit. Like, you guys sit there and say America is bad, but you guys said that they blew up a school. Here's a picture of that effing school, and then he shows a picture of the school, and like out front of the school, there's two armed guards with fucking AKs. Then they go into the school, and there's just fucking rows and rows of fucking guns in crates and shit, and then they show a picture of out back of that same fucking school, and it's got like six fucking trucks down in a row, and then like tr uh ammunitions all laid out, and then a whole bunch of guys walking through, and like so they basically turn that school into a munitions area for their little army. Okay. Now, I don't know if that's true or not, but look it up.

SPEAKER_05 31:01

Look, but you know what? I you know, I can tell you it's true because I never met a smart Iranian. So they definitely and it was a girls' school. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

What the fuck are you doing teaching girls for? They hate it.

SPEAKER_03 31:12

Gotta bullshit you pull a guy.

SPEAKER_05 31:15

Come on, I know you don't teach girls. The only school where we teach girls, you know.

SPEAKER_02 31:20

Yeah. You know, there was that the guy before the the the supreme leader, I told her whatever his name was, Kamini or whatever. Before him, there was like another guy, and that guy said, like, told his people in a like a nationwide address that the women are like cows. Like, like we used cows to slaughter them and eat their meat and everything. Women are the same way.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:43

You know, so it's like, wow, you know.

SPEAKER_05 31:46

It's insane.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

Yeah. That's why they cover them with fucking head to toe. You can't see. It's just like, what the fuck? They eat their women? Yeah, man. When I see those people like walking around the town here, like Iran in the 70s? Oh, yeah. It's like America. Yeah. Totally different country. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:10

And then America gave them some freedom. Yeah. And then they turned into fucking what they are now. Now America's giving them some more freedom.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

What are they, Angela? What would you describe them as? What they are today.

SPEAKER_05 32:21

What they are now?

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Yeah, currently.

SPEAKER_05 32:24

It's just a Muslim country.

Iran Takes And News Cycle Whiplash

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Just like I think. It's just a mess over there. Yeah, it's just a fucking total mess right now. Well, the problem is like, so they say, like so the Islamic revolution, the reason why it really even kind of happened was because the Shah, who was the the uh early family that was there, right? It was initially a monarchy, right? The prince, he's alive, he lives here. His father ran that whole shit years ago. And the reason that they overthrew him was because they felt like um they had too much western, they they were losing their identity, and there was just too much western influence, right? So when you look at the Iranian pictures from the 1970s and before, it does look very westernized, very European. We accept that, like, because it's our culture, we're used to it. But apparently, half the Iranians over there did not like that. They felt like they were losing their identity and that um, you know, for whatever reason, uh religious stuff were not really strict in following that uh at that time, and that's why like the whole revolution happened. And when that revolution happened, they fucking got rid of the Shah, who's like the fucking king over there.

SPEAKER_01 33:32

But what if we did that on our side?

SPEAKER_02 33:34

What? Take over a country? No, no.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

What if one day we were just pissed off that people weren't acting Christian enough? So we just get up and we're like, listen. Well, that's what the crusades were. Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying today, like a today's crusade.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

Okay, yeah. You want to dress like the Knights Kevlar and Knights? Yeah, we're gonna do it. The Knights Kevlar.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

We're gonna go around and burn only flance models at the stage. You're too much of a hoard. Yeah, we're like stoner and shit.

SPEAKER_01 34:01

Does she float? No, then she's a witch.

SPEAKER_05 34:04

Because kind of in a bad way, America kind of is like too Christian because like these girls are just like, I can just save like, you know, Hail Mary, and I'm good. You know, you're like, no, no, you just had 10,000 dudes jizz on you. You're a fucking whore. Oh, yeah, we gotta beat them off. You should be drowned in a river. Fucking hey, it's like, you know, we are we are full retard on our full retard on the other end, we're full retard on this end. It's too bad.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

Yeah, you know, but yes, yes, I would like to kick up the crusades. Why? Do you want to get a group together?

SPEAKER_02 34:37

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get the knights, you know, we'll start we'll meet here. Give me that fucking chain link fucking fence to put on.

SPEAKER_01 34:43

Chain link fence? Yeah, you mean chain mail? My dude over here's got four-inch round chains on him.

SPEAKER_02 34:52

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

And I was just blasting through it.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

No, it is true. Like, yeah, so back in the day, yeah, right, that's right. The knights, Kemplar, you know, they they became like the uh the fighting force for Templar. Templar.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

What did I say? Kemplar?

SPEAKER_01 35:03

Yeah. When Templar. And I said Kemlar, because that's badass.

SPEAKER_02 35:06

Right, right, right. So they were all about like, you know, spreading Christianity, but it and then they were like, you know, doing law and you know, God was also in in mind. Um, as far as like spreading the uh the religion around and stuff like that, I'm not sure how much of that they really did. Um, they spread it around. But I know it was dissolved by Rome. You know, they got rid of it.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

So the crusades never really, I mean, there was a lot of there was a lot of stories about it. But when it comes down to the actual crusades, I think only like two or three of them were actually worth a damn. Yeah. One of them was like a peasant riot where like a bunch of peasants uh that were like 18 years old or like 16 years old decided to go over there and try to kick ass, and then they ended up getting their like shit kicked in.

SPEAKER_02 35:52

Right.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

Because they were a bunch of little kids, or and then uh there was a farmer's riot, like they decided to go over in the name of God and kick some ass, and they got their ass kicked in.

SPEAKER_04 36:01

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

Uh some of the knights were just like flaky ass like bitches and went over there just to wear the uh what was it?

SPEAKER_02 36:08

Yeah, it wouldn't look like it.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

And then like some dude got a quest where he had to go drop off a cloak. So he went all the way over there and dropped off a cloak in the Holy Lands, and like that was his whole schmick, and he was like, Yeah, my crusade. Yeah, yeah, those were all like lame ones. But there were like three badass ones that they were went over there and they were like, in the name of God, we fucking smite you. And then they came down with like uh and rained hell upon the Middle East. That that was the three crusades that are like they make the movies about, like Kingdom of Heaven and shit like that. Yeah, that's that's those three. But there was like twelve, I think, and most of them were like lame and gay.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:43

Gay.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

So Yeah, man. So I mean, uh, I mean, to well, I mean, so there's extremism in every uh religion, right? So like they want to do like uh in the Muslim world, they want to have kind of like the what do they call them the Shia police or whatever they call them?

SPEAKER_01 37:00

I guess it comes down to what uh like how much your religion is saturated. Like how how much crazy do you have? Or do you have an abnormally like a large amount of crazy? Like, are you on the brink of like your little powder keg exploding with crazy? Or are you just have like that weird, like a few weird fanatics that like to sing a little bit more during church, they like to go and like set up tables beforehand and break down church, and they're always personally I think anybody who gets real into any kind of religion is kind of retarded. Well uh okay. I'm not gonna fight you on that one, but I'm saying I think it comes down to like the fanatic level.

SPEAKER_05 37:39

Like you have levels of the religion, religion, fuck. Yeah, I'll take a different one.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

Yeah, I hit my cable.

SPEAKER_05 37:47

Uh fuck. Religion has the first form of government. It's like it's like these people that are like diehard Democrats and diehard Republicans, and like, oh we're just so this is this is the way the world should be. And it's just like you're retarded. You're retarded, yeah. You're just you just you're just dumb, you know.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

No, there needs to be balance. And I know my my thought of process isn't the right side. There needs to be a left side. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:15

I know I see what you did there. Yeah. Uh but you know, it's just like these people that are just they're just too into one thing or another, and it's just like, come on, man. Like you don't see how you're being controlled by this and manipulated by it, and like religion's like that, you know, governments like that. You know, these OnlyFan girls are like that. You know, you just can't let them control you, you know?

SPEAKER_01 38:39

That's why I took I took my credit card offline a week ago.

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SPEAKER_05 38:42

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SPEAKER_01 38:43

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SPEAKER_05 38:44

I still know the number.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

Wait till wait until the account's expired.

SPEAKER_05 38:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:50

Then I'll be sad about it.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

So it's fucking dumb, man. If you're like so diehard for some shit that just doesn't even exist, there's no proof it even exists. And then if you go back in time and like look at religions, all these religions say the same fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

Well, what is interesting if you want to talk about religion in a way for a moment, is that they're all like so there's all like the you know, book the books of Christianity and all that other stuff. A lot of the a lot of religions acknowledge the fact that Jesus Christ existed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:19

No.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Yes, they do.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

No. Which ones are?

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Yeah, which ones are.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

Uh there are quite a few that have nothing to do with Jesus, nor have they ever like all the Middle Eastern religions have glimpses of Jesus in them. But if you look at Greek mythology, Roman mythology, that's like a different time. Norse it's later in time.

SPEAKER_05 39:40

Yeah, it's older. Yeah. But like all modern religions, Islam and fucking Christianity, fucking Judaism, all those religions all talk about Jesus. They all basically say the same fucking thing.

SPEAKER_01 39:53

The Norse religion, the Egyptian gods, they don't they don't have Jesus in there.

SPEAKER_05 39:56

Yeah, no one practices Egyptian anymore, bro. Well, they're mythologies now.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

Like mythologies of the people who believe it anymore. The only difference between a mythology and a religion is they don't practice it anymore. The key word in there is myth. If I started practicing uh Zeusiology or mythology Greek mythology, no, right?

SPEAKER_05 40:18

Anytime Zeus is is shown, right? What does he look like?

SPEAKER_01 40:23

Urine.

SPEAKER_05 40:24

Like a muscular Jesus. He does, right?

SPEAKER_01 40:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:27

You know?

SPEAKER_01 40:28

He looks like a a Thor. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:31

But yeah, but if you look at his like hair and his face and everything, that's what they all look like.

Religion, Myth, And Who Controls Who

SPEAKER_01 40:35

They didn't have the ability to get scissors to cut their hair. Like, why? Why do they all look like Jesus? Because everybody had long hair and a beard. That's like your only option. You got one haircut.

SPEAKER_05 40:44

It's funny that Zeus is usually like white too. And it's like the Greeks weren't even white.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 40:50

They were like, you know, olive tan. Yeah. Yeah. So it's just it's like it's just stupid stupidity. That's all it is.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:58

So I believe that you know something definitely happened. I think that there are rel the the there are like I think Jesus definitely was here. I don't care about what nobody says. And I although I am Catholic, I do believe it because there's just so much evidence that like apparently somebody for either everybody's just buying into the bullshit and they're like, Yeah, yeah, Jesus was here, and everybody's like, Yeah, he was. Or or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

I don't want to be left out.

SPEAKER_02 41:21

That's um first of all, all these books and shit were written like way before we were even around.

SPEAKER_05 41:26

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, no, but like so, like the first Bible is so the the first Bible, the Bible that everyone uses was written like 500 years after Jesus died, right? Then it was rewritten. You had the King James Versions, you have all these different things.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

Speaking of that, do you know what animal King James put into the Bible that's not found in any other Bibles?

SPEAKER_05 41:45

Koalis.

SPEAKER_01 41:46

No, no, it's even better than that. It's more fucked up than that.

SPEAKER_05 41:49

Llamas?

SPEAKER_01 41:50

No, even better. Unicorns.

SPEAKER_05 41:53

Unicorns.

SPEAKER_01 41:54

It's not a mythical creature. No, no, they're in the fucking Bible. They're in the King James Bible. I'm dead ass. King James added unicorns because he wanted Scotland to be forever to be remembered. Sorry, didn't ruck all on Angels.

SPEAKER_02 42:05

So he so they they worship unicorns.

SPEAKER_01 42:07

So so unicorns are Scotland. So unicorn is Scotland's uh country's animal. Oh yeah. Even though it's a mythical, that's what they claim to be their animal. Yeah. So yeah, I know. Now gay people claim it. Is it flying over a fucking rainbow? It's not a Pegasus, it's just a unicorns.

SPEAKER_05 42:25

We should make Scottish flags with unicorns on them and be like taking it back, bro. It's not gay. It's not gay anymore, bro. It's Scottish.

SPEAKER_02 42:33

Yeah. I'm gonna get a tattoo of a unicorn on my arm now.

SPEAKER_01 42:36

There you go. Badass one. Yeah. Or you can do a rhinoceros and say it's a fat uh unicorn.

SPEAKER_05 42:42

Rhinoceros is the blacks of unicorns.

SPEAKER_01 42:44

The black unicorns.

SPEAKER_05 42:46

It's the African unicorn. Uh the BBW. BBW.

SPEAKER_01 42:55

You know, we got a regional unicorns around here. Buffalo Wild Wings.

SPEAKER_05 42:59

No, but then so with the only original thing was like the Sumerian scripts that they found, right? The Sanskripts, and like those predate any known version of the Bible. Completely different fucking story, more books to it, more things that they left out of it, you know. Like the book of Enoch, they talk about giants. Oh no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

Don't spoil that. I want to read the book of Enoch this week. So yeah. You believe in Scientology now? No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 43:30

I just like to think that what's the alien that's gonna come? Zenu, whatever the fuck is the name.

SPEAKER_05 43:36

No, no, no, no, no, no. Scientology is like, yeah, Ted. Ted from outer space is gonna come and save us all. Like Ted was here in in 1998 and left in 2000 with Mike 2K. Like, what the fuck are you guys doing? Tom Cruise is like, no, man, it's real. It's real. I've seen Ted.

SPEAKER_01 43:52

You know, Ted's my dude. Yeah. He lives in my closet. Uh no, so I love mythology, I love different. religions and so when I heard of Enoch, I heard of Enoch a couple weeks ago and I was like where did this thing come from? And they're like, oh out of nowhere, like I guess a year or two or three.

SPEAKER_05 44:08

It's been around. It's been it's been around.

SPEAKER_01 44:10

But they released it.

SPEAKER_05 44:11

But it's been so like they have omitted versions in the vault of uh the Vatican vault, right?

SPEAKER_01 44:18

Right.

SPEAKER_05 44:19

But those aren't even like those texts were modified and still left out. Okay. You know? So like this Sumerian scripts that they found is like the oldest known fucking writing of mankind that we've ever found.

SPEAKER_01 44:36

Right. I'm I'm so intrigued by this.

Bible Oddities And Ancient Text Curiosity

SPEAKER_05 44:39

I I don't I don't know how many different like verses or chapters or whatever is in the Bible but there's like eight or nine more acknowledged by the by the church.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Something I thought about that like this really like comes into that when when when when we talk about dinosaurs and dragons okay I know it's weird but game of thrones shit going on stick with me. Kind of not Game of Thrones. More like more like more like Darwin.

SPEAKER_05 45:07

I believe in dragons. No no it's more it's more like dragging these nuts across your face across bitches' faces.

SPEAKER_01 45:22

Sorry sorry yeah yeah yeah I was trying to make a good point here I know I'm not I'm just trying to throw this out there it's something for you to think about when you're driving to wherever you guys are going right now.

SPEAKER_02 45:30

It's gonna be a short right now just remember the link to it.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

Yeah so when it comes when it comes down to it what we're talking about dragons and dragons had to come from somewhere right every everybody talks about the dragon balls everywhere. Yeah and uh Europe's dragon balls uh china's dragon balls um everybody's dragon balls yeah but um there had to be something in existence for these people to realize like to think oh this thing has wings and it looks like a dinosaur right and then I've always questioned where the fuck is the evolution in chain between the uh T-Rex and the chicken apparently they're the same bloodline and through evolution they it morphed from being that giant 25 foot lizard yeah into being a foot and a half tall bird we like to eat every day. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

That's pretty bad so dark yeah I know he traded down bucked you up if a T-Rex could see that now it'd kill itself I mean they say kids that's what I become I mean they say killer whales used to walk used to be mammals that would walk the land but uh they've evolved so much that they'll never return.

SPEAKER_01 46:46

Fair enough. So so the question is is like I was always looking for that evolutionary gap. I'm like there was no way that they dinosaurs were just walking around they were fossils and shit and then all of a sudden this huge evolutionary chain happened but we have no records of it.

SPEAKER_05 47:02

I don't believe in that was the comet that fucked everybody up you ever seen Texas you know like the Gulf of America right there with that comet it made the frogs gay yeah they got rocks around the T-Rexes gay bro that's why they turned the chickens fucking yeah but I was I was watching this video the other day one of these guys was talking about how uh like the theory of evolution yeah is like so fucking false there's like there's absolutely no evidence that evolution even exists and he's like so you know how like we were formed from like single cell organisms that later became fish that then started crawling on land and everything because the the funny thing about that is like there's no two cell organisms there's no three cell organisms no four cell organisms no five cell organisms there's single cell organisms the Aneebas yeah those exist we can find those all over the place right but there's no two cell organisms that only have there's no three cell organisms so if the theory of evolution is even relatively true that we came from lower life forms and you know through millions of years became what we are now there should be an evolution to follow. Still exist different classifications of organisms that have multiple cells that aren't that are somewhere in between single cell and any other life form you know and he's like there isn't exist but there's the other thing is when it comes down to the T Rex why was it only one evolutionary chain if there's so many things that happened to this big lizard shouldn't there be multiple versions of the lizard like why'd we go from the Andol to human right why went with something between or why wasn't it why wasn't there another maybe that's the monkey why wasn't there a tropical version of it or monkey started raping us I don't think we were smart enough to rape monkeys but the monkeys definitely raped us nothing's funnier than going to the zoo and like the fucking animals like the monkeys there and then he just like takes his meat out and he's like jerking it while you fucking watch him whoa what the cover your eyes kids that's how you know we came from them we got a whole industry on that you know go online it's like porn hub you know fucking watch me fuck? The nostalgia of uh a monkey and a frog oh yeah yeah monkey and a frog you've never seen that video I have seen that video okay you ever see the dolphin fucking uh fish no yeah that was that an aquarium bro dolphin's like fucking a fish like in its mouth like he like bit its head off and like oh wow he was like yeah yeah he made himself a little pocket pussy oh my god yeah just like that poor frog oh were there any kids around yeah there's kids around oh my god uh how would you do it if there wasn't yeah even dolphins know that yeah fucking dolphin yeah that was like one of one of the one of the first video games I played on Sega Echo the Dolphin Echo yeah yeah like the like fucking thing shoots the fucking uh like the the teleportation or whatever the fuck it does yeah yeah did you fuck stuff no oh I sl I rammed into the walls a lot uh because it was like you had to like burst it was like C you held C and then you let it go and it was like you like shoot into the thing and it'd be like boom you know jump out of the water yeah sounds like a terrible video game oh it's just it was it was really it it did kind of kind of suck I didn't care for it that much but like the commercials were all about like it was like some guy in a big fishing boat and shit and it was like marine it was like marine scientists and they were like they were so proud of it it was like a shit game.

Gaming Tangents And Closing Plug

SPEAKER_01 50:42

Yeah three buttons did all the games back then was yeah I like the fact that Angelo knew it.

SPEAKER_05 50:47

Yeah Echo I know Echo I know Echo yeah yeah back when video games were cool not playing World War I fucking simulation games I go and sit and I'll just rocket stuff bro I wasn't gonna get into it spoil alert bro we won over the top World War I tell you what happens when you beat the game absolutely America wins no what Duskin didn't tell you guys is that he has a Twitch channel where he actually broadcasts himself playing I don't but if you guys want to see that I've been silence that he just learned what Twitch is no no I have I have twitch but uh if you guys want to see me play we I have no problems we want to hear your commentary while you're running through the the the fucking oh it's way worse than on this first of all Doug doesn't play video games okay he helps his kids one of my favorite things to do though is to like run over and just like pee on the dude that's dick in the trench.

SPEAKER_01 51:39

I haven't figured that out which which keyboard is that button oh so you hit K and then K you select P.

SPEAKER_05 51:44

Oh and then you'll just whip your dick out and start peeing on people I saw someone doing that the other day I was like is he taking a piss right now is that real yeah that's why Doug likes it's got a piss on the trench it's got meat in it he's like oh I didn't realize there's man meat in this I must play K and then pee for P.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

K and then no you'll see it like there's uh you have to select it you can pray you can like run around with your arms up there you can pee there's a few things you're gonna pray a lot yeah no because if you if you pee someone'll or if you pray someone will come over and pee on you.

SPEAKER_05 52:17

Oh really?

SPEAKER_01 52:17

Yeah that's what should happen in real life quit praying grab a gun fuck you doing what are you doing praying to those Scottish unicorns fag yeah don't hate on the Scottish unicorn hating it hating it oh man so what else is going on you know um I I'm at a loss for words oh all right well we're approaching an hour we are we're at the top of the hour gents so Angela would you like to say goodbye to them nope nope Angela would not like to say goodbye to you but he would like you to hit subscribe like all the things go on to our Patreon you know throw a bunch of money in there we love that send hate comments I didn't know we had Patreon we have Patreon uh are we splitting that we got fucking cut all right guys we gotta go all right later guys good night fuck off now we know how dogs get in these videos