The Blockbuster Smell Was Real And So Was The Fraud

Your kitchen salt shaker has a backstory that’s way stranger than it should be. We start with a real piece of public health history, how iodine deficiency once caused visible thyroid problems like goiters, and how iodized salt became a simple fix that changed outcomes across an entire country. It’s a fast detour into nutrition history, food policy, and why “small” choices in mass-produced food can have massive ripple effects.

Then we hit pure pop culture nostalgia: the makeup and style of different decades, why classic sitcoms still hold up (and where they don’t), and what it felt like to grow up when you couldn’t stream anything on demand. If you ever spent 30 minutes wandering a video store, remember the Blockbuster smell, or got burned by an unrewound VHS, we’re right there with you. We also talk about renting video games back when saves were limited and losing a manual could cost you more than the game.

From there, the conversation turns into modern internet economics and messy real-world incentives: how platforms monetize attention, how politics becomes clip culture, and why people get angry when systems feel built for loopholes. We riff on government spending, fraud, welfare incentives, and the uncomfortable truth that people follow incentives more than rules. We close with a surprisingly fun fact for road trip lovers: the real origin of Michelin stars and why a tire company helped define “fine dining.”

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Transcript

Cereal Giants And Market Jokes

SPEAKER_01 0:06

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. This is Talking Shit, your host, Don't Know Shit Doug. Always talking with Ryan and Angelo. What's up, boys? How we doing? Hey. What up? What's going on, Ryan? Getting vibrations with you. Angie's already getting calls, phone calls. I guess so. You got one foot out the door?

SPEAKER_03 0:25

I think that was this one.

SPEAKER_01 0:26

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

No.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

Was that our secretary?

SPEAKER_05 0:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:33

No, the the uh grocery news. McCormick has a mega merger merger with Unilever.

SPEAKER_05 0:41

Oh Unilever. Makes soaps. Is this open information?

SPEAKER_01 0:46

Don't drop the soap. Is this open information? Yeah, inside of trading information. That's what I'm saying. Is it just releasing insider trading information to our entire audience?

SPEAKER_03 0:54

Everybody, bye now. Yeah. Yeah. Market's open.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

It's gonna be the next GameStop thing. Yeah. Only the food market, you're gonna blow it up in different ways. Right. So like Kellogg's made three billion dollars last night in stock. What happened? That's it. Yeah. General Mills, baby.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

Put my money on Mills. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:13

I love Cheerios. Hired Fiber.

SPEAKER_03 1:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Yeah. General Mills. Um you know what's funny? Like, uh thinking about it though, like those companies, like they've been around for a very long time. Like somebody's great-great-great-granddaddy started that shit. Did you see did you see the movie about that?

SPEAKER_01 1:30

I watched them when I was a child. About cereal? Yeah. Oh no. It's a I I there's a lot of shit. Yeah. There's a lot of shit. The Leopard Climate Hood? Is that the Milanke Chums fucking legacy? Yes. No, it's a straight up theatrical movie about like the 1920s, and they were studying like diets and how you should be like eating at that time. And a lot of the movie, the guys were shitting in pans and like measuring the shit to see how like heavy and dense and like yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:58

South Park had an episode about that. Did they? Yeah, and the guy at Bono shits the biggest shits. It's a little bit different, but yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:05

Bono could not be number two because he is a number two. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

It was like the world shit consortium or whatever, and they were like, they were like deadwater.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

It's a little bit different, but yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:22

Mostly PF Changs.

Goiters And Why Salt Matters

SPEAKER_04 2:25

Yeah. No, no, I believe I believe it. Um but you well, you know, it's funny too that I I don't know why, but like, you know, I get random shit in my feet every now and then. But um, you know what goiters is? Goiters?

SPEAKER_05 2:36

Yeah, so like uh it's like something to hold titties up.

SPEAKER_04 2:39

Yeah, it sounds like a skin growth. No, it's like uh uh it's an inflammation of your thyroid. I know. So like you you look like you have okay, so So you have a big chin? It's an iodine, yeah. It looks like you have like a double chin neck thing. It's an iodine deficiency. A lot of a lot of countries struggle with it to this day. And you know how America solved the problem? Iodine. Iodized salt. Oh so everybody in America gets this salt, a little bit of iodine from the salt that's in our food. And it cured goiters. But back in the back in like 1920, it was a problem.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

You said American food, right?

SPEAKER_04 3:16

Yeah, it still happens in other countries.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Oh no, they dumped that shit on everything. What? Salt.

SPEAKER_04 3:21

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, but it has to be iodized, though.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Uh isn't all of it? I mean, when you go to I mean, unless you buy the fancy shit. But most of the stuff, yeah, that's the fancy shit. Yeah, but when you go to and buy just normal normal, like table salt, yeah, no, it's all iodized.

SPEAKER_04 3:36

I mean, if it says iodized, it's iodized. If it doesn't, then it's not. So, like fair enough. Apparently, make sure you get it.

SPEAKER_05 3:42

We don't get goiters, but we get cancer for iodized.

SPEAKER_04 3:45

But yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm like looking at it shows like, you know, black and white pictures, dude from the 1920s, like military people standing around, and this fucking guy has like a fucking softball for a throat. I'm like, damn, that's like look like a sack on his neck. And uh yeah, it says like, oh yeah, goiters, you know, the they solved it in 1920 with iodized salt. And I'm like, this is bullshit. Women get it too. I thought it oh yeah, I think so, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:07

Well, because that would make it really hard to spot train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's just a goites. Everyone has goites, right?

SPEAKER_04 4:15

I mean, women have thyroids also, so yeah, I would imagine that it happens to them as well. But yes, could you imagine like what that would have been like back in the day? They're probably like, ah, he or she?

SPEAKER_05 4:23

Probably probably a he. Can't tell. Uh huh. Is that a woman? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

I don't know. I don't think they had the ability to disguise as well. I mean, like, because today.

SPEAKER_05 4:38

Well, it doesn't look like chopping dicks off.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

Well, yeah, but no, I'm saying like the makeup mar uh departments today are just ridiculous. Like you've seen those ladies on Instagram, like those crazy old ladies that look like crack horse, and all of a sudden they'll like put on their makeup. They have no teeth and shit. Yeah, and then they get done with their makeup and everything, and you're like, holy shit, wow, yeah. Yeah, damn. Exactly. Like, that's that's messed up.

SPEAKER_04 5:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I think they have a lot of the ability to change their their features and their forms nowadays with makeup and things like that. Yeah. Where back in uh 1920s, they had some, but none as well.

Makeup Eras And Classic Sitcoms

SPEAKER_04 5:15

Yeah, that was good. You knew. You did it anyway. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

And they all you did it anyway.

SPEAKER_04 5:23

You know, that's funny. So today I walked into a Dunkin' Donuts, and there was like definitely like some old people who like go there on the regular. And uh just looking at them, you can kind of see like it was this woman, she had like that bright, fucking like purpley dyed hair. Uh fucking like her skin was white, she had blue eyes and like bright ass fucking pink eyeliner.

SPEAKER_05 5:45

You're describing the mega the mega Karen liberal.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

I don't know if she was a car, it was just like from that time period that I I it's very like pastel-y colored fucking makeup. Yeah, you know. I mean, the cars are like if you look at the cars from the 19 like 40s and 50s, they were all like but the golden girls had like purple hair and shit like that.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

So that's unfair. Old ladies should be able to rock out weird colors.

SPEAKER_05 6:08

Yeah, that old lady from Golden Girls, like the old old lady. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She was awesome. You know what's fucked up is the golden girls were like in their 40s when that show was like on.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

They all had great hair though, right?

SPEAKER_05 6:18

Yeah, they all had like they all looked like they were in their 70s, right? They did, they were in their 40s.

SPEAKER_04 6:23

Wow. Yeah. My parents, my my mother, she loved that shit. I feel like every day was I like golden girls, bro. I don't hate it. I watched the golden girls. I didn't like that. I was a kid, I wanted to watch like cartoons or something. No, but watch it now.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

Watch it now. It's good. Yeah, because you you watch them and it's basically these old chicks that just want to get laid all the time. That was back in the day when they were like smoking the show, right?

SPEAKER_05 6:44

Uh yeah, I don't think they did though.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

No.

SPEAKER_05 6:46

But uh I heard they were gonna bring back Marywood children.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

How? In today's demographic, and like to you can't play that stuff.

SPEAKER_04 6:54

Uh oh what, like replace you know, it's funny. I actually I was watching some Marywood children, uh like the original first episodes. Seeing them very young is very interesting, like in their 20s. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Al Bundi, uh, that was great, man. I love and then all the time, like in the shoe story, like, oh you fat bitch.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Like, you know, we're talking about the fat women. Well, if your foot would fit inside of the shoe. Yeah. Craziness, man.

SPEAKER_05 7:17

He's like, what size is your hoof? I fucking loved Al Bundi. Yeah. Always calling what's the name, Darcy, like a lesbian.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

Oh, yeah. And it got worse as time went on. That was it.

SPEAKER_05 7:28

Well, then she, yo, he was like making fun of her for being a lesbian, and then she like really became a lesbian in in life, and then she wouldn't do the show anymore because he was calling her. Yeah, because he's uh making fun of her for being looking like a boy and being a lesbian and shit. It's not funny anymore. I'm really a lesbian. All right, yeah, all right, Karen. Yeah, get out of here.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

But see, with that, they made the good call. They kicked her off the show.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

Where instead of canceling the show.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

Well, with Roseanne, they kicked Roseanne off the show. And I'm like, dude, you kicked off the best part of the show. And now it's just like that one all political.

SPEAKER_05 8:01

The O'Donnell's that went all political, and then like that, but they have like two seasons, and they're like, Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

No, yeah, it sucked without Roseanne. Roseanne was the the glue, yeah. And you guys tried to do it without her, and it's like, nah, you guys aren't good enough. What about like Archie Bunker? You watch that guy? Hell to the moon.

SPEAKER_04 8:17

Yeah, what the hell was this show called? Um Do we know? I used to company? No. It was like Archie Bunker?

SPEAKER_05 8:26

Was that the To the Moon house?

SPEAKER_04 8:28

No, no, Archie Bunker was the old dude that used to hang out on the chair and had the the the the older lady that had like purple dress and she always say Archie! Archie! Yeah. Yeah. What the hell? Uh not happy, not happy days. Happy days was in Vaughn. Honeymoon is in uh Honeymoon is in. Archie Bunker, man. Fuck. I thought it was maybe it's Archie Bunker show. No, it's not. But that guy, but what's funny is that the one of the guys in the show, I guess it's not that funny. He was killed by his son recently.

SPEAKER_05 8:59

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:01

And he was like, Sounds like a great joke. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:06

Can't wait for the punchline.

SPEAKER_04 9:08

Archie Bunker. Let's see.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

He was in uh wait, Archie Bunker's son killed him.

SPEAKER_04 9:14

So it's a fictional blue-collar, bigoted but ultimately lovable working class man from Queens, New York. That's why a lot of people liked it, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 9:22

All right. Um a lot of people related because they were from Queens, too.

SPEAKER_04 9:27

It's called All in the Family. There you go, all in the family. I do we get But yeah, the dude with the mustache, right? He's he was murdered recently by his son.

SPEAKER_06 9:40

Oof.

SPEAKER_01 9:40

Yeah, he wasn't even like the jerk in the show.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

No, he was like an alright, like but that was a show that was always on, like in the fucking house, and I'd like watch it for 10 seconds and be like, I don't want to watch the shit no more.

SPEAKER_05 9:53

Put on Ninja Turtles, Simpsons.

SPEAKER_01 9:57

That was big. You didn't have that option. If it wasn't that time of the day, then you couldn't watch turtles. It wasn't like, oh, let me flip on some turtles. Yeah, it'd be like turn on the VHS. Yeah, if you had the VHS, and then you had to have tapes, yeah. Yeah, otherwise.

SPEAKER_05 10:13

We were binding the tapes was a big deal about the being kind of.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

Or people who would like leave the tape in their car and it would melt. Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 10:21

Yeah, who did that? It was just a thing. They like put stickers around the store about it. Don't leave tapes in your car. Oh shit. Yeah. I mean, people used to leave children in their car with the windows up, but they still do that.

Blockbuster Memories And VHS Pain

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Well, you don't want to you don't want your tape stolen. Right. Yeah. You leave a kid in there, and you know your tapes are good.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

Yeah, right, right. No one's stealing my terminator. Yeah. Gotta watch that Friday with the missus.

SPEAKER_04 10:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

I mean, you know, the Judge Dredd is coming home this weekend.

SPEAKER_04 10:51

It is true though, like when you used to walk into Blockbuster, it would have like that aroma. It almost smelt like I didn't really smell pop, it was like carpet. I kind of feel like it was a carpet candy.

SPEAKER_05 11:01

Like a carpet candy kind of smell.

SPEAKER_01 11:03

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I always had like a popcorn in it, like an uncooked popcorn y, like stale buttery smell. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because I used to stack that up by the registers. But yeah, I know what you're talking about. Once you like walking, you got that cardboard-ish uh slash uh carpety smell. Yeah. Because of all the like cardboard that's wrapped up.

SPEAKER_05 11:21

Back in the day, bro, it was like, you know, you had like a chick coming over. We'd go rent like three different movies, get some candy, some popcorn.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Faces of death. Like, I don't know if she likes funny movies.

SPEAKER_05 11:32

She wants some bullshit ass movies, you know. Like you go get like three different things, so you had options, you're like, Yeah, come on over, bitch. Yeah, you know, and then she gets there, you pop in a good VHS, be like, fuck, this motherfucker didn't rewind it. Be rewinding it for 10 minutes, trying to get some head.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Wait till the movie starts.

SPEAKER_05 11:52

Yeah, yeah. You don't want to miss the movie. I mean, it's gonna take a while to rewind, all right? You just uh oh, we got this out of the way.

SPEAKER_04 11:58

I like the credits. You used to make some popcorn, yeah. Yeah, and then like the DVD thing came out, and after DVDs, like Netflix went ahead and they did the mail service, so they would mail the DVDs to you. I did that with the video games, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

I like that.

SPEAKER_05 12:12

Yeah, when Blockbuster started doing video games, it was like, oh shit. Yeah, could I get a game? They'd be like, no, we're here to get one movie. Like, fuck, I need a game, man. Dude, I lost you couldn't even save games then, so it was like it fucking sucked.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

When like when you got the game, you also got the you can rent the console, the sleeve that came on the inside of it. And one of the games, I don't know why. I pulled the sleeve out and I just fucking lost the sleeve. And then Blockbuster was like, Yeah, if you don't get that back to us, it's gonna be$40.

SPEAKER_00 12:41

But the game's not worth fucking$40.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Yeah. It's like, how's the instruction manual worth more than the fucking game?

SPEAKER_05 12:50

Dude, that shit was insane. Because like you'd rent it for two or three days, whatever the fuck it was, and it was like by the time you got good at the game, it's like you had to bring it back. Yeah, like fuck, I just got past level three.

SPEAKER_04 12:59

Yeah, fuck. Didn't they have a thing where you could like renew it, but you'd have to like they would check to see if other people wanted it first or some shit. So I'm like waitless for shit.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

Yeah, so depending on the game and how in in demand it was. Yeah. Depends on like how you got it.

SPEAKER_04 13:14

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, I remember walking up and down the aisles just looking at the shit, and they had like the fucking tube TVs hanging from the fucking walls and shit. I mean that's pretty pretty crazy. You know, how heavy the fucking TV is up on the fucking ceiling.

SPEAKER_05 13:27

Oh, I would reinforce the fucking ceiling to put the TVs up. Yeah. Now these things weigh three pounds. Yeah. They fucking float. No, now the fucking blockbusters are fucking mattresses. Yeah. Blockbuster's gone.

SPEAKER_04 13:41

That's it. I think there's one left.

SPEAKER_05 13:42

I don't know if it really closed yet. It was like a like a blockbuster themed like fucking bar or some shit that opened up.

SPEAKER_04 13:49

Yeah, yeah. That was the one we were looking at. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It never went in there though.

SPEAKER_05 13:54

Nah.

SPEAKER_04 13:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:55

I don't want to go in there.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

You want to go check out nostalgia?

SPEAKER_05 13:58

Hell no.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

No. I'm very confused. Do you want to go into this bar or not?

SPEAKER_05 14:04

No.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

No. No need, no want. Alright. So you don't want that nostalgia?

SPEAKER_05 14:10

I don't want those memories coming back.

SPEAKER_01 14:13

You don't want to go rent a VHS right now?

Adult Internet Economics And Cam Sites

SPEAKER_05 14:16

I remember back in the day, it was always like the you always had like the rumor that like in the back room at Blockbuster, they had the porn. Oh really? But Blockbuster never had porn.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

No, they had the porn in the world.

SPEAKER_05 14:26

That was the independent movie stories.

SPEAKER_04 14:28

I was gonna say like the gas station had the porn.

SPEAKER_05 14:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

But didn't they but didn't they have like a light section? It wasn't like porn. It was like a softcore. Yeah. Girls Gone Wild. Like a showtime.

SPEAKER_05 14:39

Nah, Girls Gone Wild was the awesome. Original OnlyFans. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Yeah. Only one guy got rich.

SPEAKER_04 14:47

RIP. Only OnlyFans dude died. Oh, did he? Did he? Yeah, the guy that yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:53

Damn. I guess Rothschild's one of the dead. The way.

SPEAKER_04 14:56

The guy who like uh I don't know if he founded it or whatever, but he was like CEO of the company.

SPEAKER_05 15:00

Uh like owner of it.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

But he died. I think it that it was a platform already and he just bought it or something like that. But yeah, he died the other day. He had cancer. Oh crazy. I mean probably got no ass. You don't think.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

He was in it for the money.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Hopefully you get the money and then you're in for something at least.

SPEAKER_04 15:23

I mean you know what's funny? Like that reminds me of like, what was it? It was like Mr. Deeds or something like that. And they're like going around the room. They have like a it's like they're in a room and they're talking about like money and businesses and stuff. What kind of business would you own? Like if you ever wanted to own anything, and one dude stands up and he's like, a pornographic website.

SPEAKER_02 15:43

That's the business you want to start.

SPEAKER_04 15:44

You know? Imagine being like the first guy who's like, yeah, uh, I own Bang Bros.

SPEAKER_03 15:50

We drive around in a bus and have actresses fucking it.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Well, that's a studio versus like a website. So a website would be like porn.

SPEAKER_05 15:59

I mean, just think about the first guy who actually came up with that that was like, all right, look, guys, I'm gonna build a site to host other people having sex videos.

SPEAKER_00 16:10

Right.

SPEAKER_05 16:10

And then we're gonna categorize these based on the type of sex they're having.

unknown 16:15

Right.

SPEAKER_05 16:16

And people are like, dude, that's never gonna work, bro. That's fucking weird. And you're like, no, trust me, bro. It's gonna be a good one. Before you know it, we're gonna have so many categories, people aren't even gonna know what they want to watch anymore. You know? We're bigger than YouTube. Yeah, yeah. It's insane. I'm sure they got more keywords than YouTube does.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

Yeah, man. And then they have all those camera sites now too, where it's like you could talk to them and go in their rooms and watch them talk to you or whatever. Like, I don't know. And then they get like you there's people who like buy tokens and like tip them and shit to like stick a fucking.

SPEAKER_05 16:48

Andrew Tate used to do that.

SPEAKER_04 16:49

Stick something in his ass.

SPEAKER_05 16:50

That's how Andrew Tate made him money.

SPEAKER_04 16:52

Yeah. Oh, he used to do like his brother Tristan.

SPEAKER_05 16:55

Yeah, they had a fucking camgirl site. Okay. And he he said he would have guys, so he would have the girls with like a keyboard.

SPEAKER_03 17:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 17:02

So it would look like they're typing and like doing their thing, like they're responding to you. Yeah. But in the other room, there was guys that were actually responding to the guy. Because I'm like, these fucking girls don't know what guys want. They're like, oh yeah, you want me to rub my titties or some shit? There's like the guy in the other room is like, he's like, Yeah, gizzle over these fucking titties, you dirty dad.

SPEAKER_00 17:21

I like you, I want you to spec that meat all over me. Oh, that's so satisfying seeing your pippy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

And listen, man, you know, there's an angle, right? That was it. Yeah. Yeah. They made it work.

SPEAKER_05 17:41

That's how he made his money.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

All you have to do is reinvent the wheel. You don't have to create it.

SPEAKER_05 17:46

He doesn't want to talk to them because what? His sister, he has a sister. His sister, like you guys are just misogynistic, and like he's like, Yeah, whatever, man. Like, fucking, these girls are gonna be online fucking selling pussy one way or another. He's like, it's a big deal. He made money off of them.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Might as well beeline it. Yeah.

Trump Clips And Protest Confusion

SPEAKER_04 18:01

Yeah. It's like the it's like the guy who made the atomic bomb. It was either us or them. Yeah. Really?

SPEAKER_01 18:07

You think that think so?

SPEAKER_05 18:09

Most definitely. Speaking of the atomic bomb, did you see that shit with Trump and with the Japan fucking? Oh, that was the best. He's like, he's gonna tell us about Pearl Harbor. Oh my god, that was awesome.

SPEAKER_02 18:19

He was like, oh, it was like a surprise. It was like surprise. We wanted it. No, he was like, he wanted it, we wanted it to be a surprise. I mean, anybody who should know a surprise is you guys. That was definitely a sound fuck moment right there.

SPEAKER_04 18:36

Yeah, and the Japanese like prime minister or whatever, the new woman, she's like, oh, looking around and shit.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Oh, she was sweating.

SPEAKER_04 18:42

Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's like, yeah, that guy's fired.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

She felt really uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

You got to next that question. He's done.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:48

So how come you didn't tell the rest of the world that you were going to be doing things in Iran? We wanted it to be a surprise.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

If anybody should know surprise, it's better. Why didn't you tell us about Paul? That's right. God, that was fucking awesome. I'm like, oh my God. Listen, he just said what everybody was thinking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Yeah, coming out of coming at him like that.

SPEAKER_04 19:13

That was goofy. Dude, I I don't understand these like no kings protests. I don't understand. I don't even think they're real. To be honest with you.

SPEAKER_05 19:21

Like I was apparently this was like all over the country. They were just doing that.

SPEAKER_04 19:24

And like the world. Other countries were doing it too. And he's not even for like a real president. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

What the fuck are you doing? There was people from England over here protesting no kings. I saw that. I saw that. You came from a country with a king to come over here to protest a president who is not king.

SPEAKER_04 19:44

I've seen that one with a girl. She was dressed up like a chicken and she goes to the girl uh who has an English access. What do you think about King Charles? Oh, he's good. What are you talking about? It's a monarchy, you know? Like an idiot. Right, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 19:57

Fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

I like him. Well, he's a king.

SPEAKER_03 20:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:01

It's like so then what are you saying? Like it's like, yeah, it's retarded. You know, it just gives them something to do, I guess. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_05 20:09

Dude, it's like I think that perfectly describes the entire liberal fucking mindset right there. No kings. Like, what has Trump actually done to be a king?

SPEAKER_03 20:21

Nothing.

SPEAKER_05 20:22

Like, and if you ask them, like, what is something Trump did? Oh, he he he he he won the election. Oh, an election? Because they don't do that when there's kings. Right. They don't have elections.

SPEAKER_06 20:33

No, you know.

SPEAKER_05 20:34

No point. Like him even talking about like running again in 2028. It's just him trolling these fucking idiots. You know, like there's no way you can't run like run again. He's like, no, I'm running. Just to like see him freak the fuck out. You know, exactly. I'm running twice.

SPEAKER_01 20:52

I'm gonna be president and vice president.

SPEAKER_05 20:55

Honestly.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

Third term.

SPEAKER_05 20:57

If there is some fucking way of doing it, I pray he figures it out and does it. Because that would be the greatest fucking thing ever.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

Oh, huge troll.

SPEAKER_05 21:04

Just to fucking just to run again and just have all these people freak the fuck out. He's probably gonna be running as like vice president for like JD Vance or something, you know?

SPEAKER_01 21:14

Like wait, is there something against that? Is there a term limit to vice president? Yeah, same shit. Oh get eight years. Oh, I didn't know if you could just skip that and be like, no, but you could run. I'm permanently vice.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

He just moves in.

SPEAKER_05 21:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:27

I'm here now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:28

No, imagine he becomes like senators, you know, that they won't put term limit on that. So imagine he comes like a fucking senator of Florida or something. He's just in the in the fucking uh the Senate for the next 20 years or some shit. It'll be like Ruth Gutenberg, 98 years old voting on shit.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

Yeah. Yeah, that's another thing too. Like you got these guys that are in there like lifelong politicians, man. Like their whole fucking life.

SPEAKER_05 21:55

That's the whole fucking thing. It's like that's the problem with this country. They Say no kings, but we literally have lifelong Senate and House members. Yeah. And there's nepotism. Their fucking children come up into it too. So it's like you have people who are not just politically aligned, but lifelong friends, family friends, family get married to each other, kids getting elected into these positions next.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:22

It's those are the kings. That's crazy. Those are the fucking kings. Those are the people that actually make policy. They're the ones that put forth bills and vote on them and everything else. The president just has the right to veto it or sign it, you know? Yeah. The president, you know, he he don't really do much, you know. It's like and these fucks are like, oh, we can't have Trump keep running. Like, those are so stupid.

SPEAKER_01 22:44

Well, you do have Mandami doing big things now.

SPEAKER_05 22:47

Dog, he's not doing it. He's still out there talking shit. Speaking of dumb New York politicians, you see the Hokel shit where she's like, we need all those rich people that left us for Florida to come back. It's like, wait, where are you saying we don't need those people?

SPEAKER_01 23:02

Get out. Take your money and leave. If you don't like the way we're doing things here, then go.

SPEAKER_05 23:08

It's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

When you go down to Florida, can you go ahead and get a bunch of your buddies and bring them back with you?

Potholes, Politicians, And Dog Mayors

SPEAKER_05 23:13

Yeah. Well. You bring them back because we kind of need people to pay the taxes. We're losing a lot of our money, so this finest fucking wasteland.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

Did you see the fucking pothole thing? I lost my fucking shit. Okay, so this morning, and I've been driving around in New York New York City a lot lately. So I've been out in and out of all of the boroughs. And going in there, dude, it is a fucking war zone. They're building trenches in the goddamn streets. It's it's like a fucking trench warfare trying to get through there. Oh, it's god awful. Like you lose half your tire when it dips down into one of those potholes. I mean, people's cars fuck or uh their tires are popping, rims are popping. And so Mandami went ahead and sent out a crew of that, like you know, that shitty ass black asphalt that you just drip in there and it goops in and sticks around for about two months.

SPEAKER_05 24:05

Goops, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

Yeah. And he's sending them around and everybody's like praising him for that. And I'm like, dude, that's gonna do nothing. That is just a band aid. That in fact you're spending a shit ton of money right now for nothing because it's just all gonna come out when the rains come and the weather comes and the cold, or what was it?

SPEAKER_05 24:23

The um that's when they're gonna fix it. They're gonna fix it right before it snows again.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Just lodges it, yeah, and then we're back to uh we're back to ground zero, only we just spent a ton of money to do fucking nothing.

SPEAKER_05 24:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 24:35

Instead of properly fucking fixing the roads.

SPEAKER_05 24:37

Democrat politics one-on-one.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

You know that so in Vermont there's a 14-year-old kid named Dean Roy who's trying to run for governor. He started his own party called the Freedom and Unity Party. Nice, and he'll be the first candidate under 18 ever to reach the general ballot. That's crazy. Let's go fucking vote.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

It's Verbot, right?

SPEAKER_04 24:56

Yeah, and he's if you think about 14, you're still in school.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Weird fucking cheese eaters.

SPEAKER_04 25:02

Well, that's Bernie Sanders.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

Bernie Sanders, too. Fucking weirdos, dude.

SPEAKER_05 25:08

They're so fucking far left that this they're like, oh, everybody in there is just begging for something different. All right, we'll take a 14-year-old. Just get rid of these retorts.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

There's a town that elects a fucking dog. Oh, really? Yeah, there's a dog that gets elected every year as mayor to a fucking town. Stupid as shit. Yeah. They're like, they thought it was funny or whimsical along the way, and they're like, yeah, we're just gonna make the dog a fucking mayor, and then they keep doing it year after year, as if it's like, oh yeah, you guys are fucking groundbreaking or smart. No.

SPEAKER_04 25:37

Yep. Who walks the dog?

SPEAKER_01 25:40

I don't know. I honestly know nothing more than the fact that they elect a fucking dog every year.

SPEAKER_05 25:45

Here's the sad part. That dog's worth more money than us. Probably has 15 handlers.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

Oh, yeah, dude. He's um inside and traded on everything. Yeah. From um Petco to Pet Palace.

SPEAKER_05 26:03

Rothschild's great, great, great.

SPEAKER_04 26:05

Yeah, yeah. It's these stupid towns. Several small towns and communities, particularly in the U.S., have famously elected dogs as mayor, often the form often to foster community spirit, raise funds, or act as a symbolic leader in unincorporated areas without formal government. So, like, yeah, there's like idly uh idly wild California, mayor Max, a golden retriever, held office since 2012. He's succeeded by Max II and third.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

Hold on, what state was that in? California. Yes, exactly. California. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 26:37

Oh rabbit hash, Kentucky. Oh, Kentucky.

SPEAKER_05 26:41

I mean, come on.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

A historic tradition that has elected several dog mayors, including a pit bull named Brenneth Portro.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

I'm glad it had a last name. That's respectful.

SPEAKER_04 26:54

You know, Gwyneth Paltro? Yeah, I do. Yeah, so it's like an homage to them or whatever. In Austin, Texas, Mo Bamba has elected a county dog mayor with platform goals like increasing fire hydrants. Oh, so it's like they do it like jokingly for shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The town is like all the five people.

SPEAKER_01 27:13

Well, yeah, I mean, but respect yourself, you know? I mean, you still need to put your pants on in the morning. Go to work.

SPEAKER_04 27:19

Apparently, in New York City, a basset cattle dog named Simon has served as the community dog mayor. Maybe it's like the mayor of the dogs.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

No, no, no, no. What that sounded like was they elected a dog to be a mayor for the dogs. And then no, the other towns, the California one, yeah, that was just a blank slate. Like, this is our mayor. We stand behind Fido here. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Which is ridiculous. Max the thing. It's stupid. I think we should go and uh rape pillage and that town, you know? Go over there, Vikanize that thing. Vikanize it.

SPEAKER_05 27:55

Oh man, dogs are pretty tough.

SPEAKER_01 27:57

Dogs are pretty tough. But so are Vikings.

SPEAKER_04 28:00

Crusade time again, yeah. Come out there at night.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

Alright, I guess you can all wear your own outfits. If you want to go as a crusader, I'll go as a Viking. He'll go as a Roman.

SPEAKER_05 28:11

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Nope. What are you gonna go as?

SPEAKER_05 28:13

Bar wench.

SPEAKER_01 28:14

That would be a bar wench. Yeah, you're gonna have the fucking like German outfit on with your titties out? Yeah. Hell yeah. You're gonna hold Steins?

SPEAKER_05 28:21

It'll even be hairy. We're gonna throw Steins. Exactly. That's gonna be a weapon of choice, right? Just beer steins.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

You chuck them like grenades. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Scream out. Fuck you, dogs. Nine dog.

SPEAKER_05 28:35

They're gonna be a bar wedge from Worldboard 2. Bad small hats.

SPEAKER_01 28:43

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The dogs are they're not non-denominational.

SPEAKER_05 28:48

Yeah, that's what you think. Controlling all that money. I know what breed of dog they are.

SPEAKER_01 29:02

Sniffs out your gold.

SPEAKER_00 29:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

All right.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

Anyway, exactly on the on to the next subject.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

Hopefully it doesn't have Jew Hounds. But it does have Jews.

SPEAKER_05 29:20

Doug gets upset.

unknown 29:24

Doug.

SPEAKER_05 29:25

It does.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

And you know what?

SPEAKER_05 29:27

Every time we talk about the small hats, he gets upset.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

It's not that I get upset. It's just one of those topics that the internet really doesn't like very much. You get talking about it.

Kid Rock Flyover And Iran Talk

SPEAKER_05 29:35

It's because they run the internet. You're not a lot of talking about it. I know. I know. Jeez. Damn FCC. Well, let me be.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

Alright. So what do you got for us, Ryan? I hear you guys hugging up your pipeline.

SPEAKER_04 29:47

I was just looking at something. But now Kid Rock, you know, he had like some fucking army, uh military helicopters, like, you know, flying around where he he he has a like a balcony house, whatever, nice little like infinity pool shit, and like some army helicopters like saw him outside and he was like waving and saluting to them, and so they kind of just hovered there for a few minutes and then took off. Well, those military men who were in that aircraft are being like uh penalized by yeah, reprimanded by the by the uh military. Why probably a liberal general or something like that?

SPEAKER_01 30:21

Yeah, because it was Kid Rock. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:23

I mean, well can't you be flying around and have Americans saluting you?

SPEAKER_00 30:30

I feel like Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:37

Yeah, if the Americans are stupid because I I I work with a guy who's a flight crew chief, right? Okay, yeah. And whenever they're flying guys in, like they fly guys in to New York, you know, to like go out to the island or whatever, yeah. And they do like a tour of the city. So they pick them up in the city because they come in, it's Navy guys, they come in off the boats and they pick them up on the helicopters and fly them out east and shit.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:00

And they they're allowed to do like a city cruise thing. You know, it's not a big thing, but they do like a lap around the city and then go out east, right? Yeah, yeah. And like that's like an unsanctioned, okay. Travel flight plan, you know? Okay, yeah, yeah. So the flight plan is bring them out east, but like they're allowed to do this like quick little lap in the helicopter to show these people like what the city buildings. These are the big buildings. Look at these big buildings. This is what you protect them. They're dope. Look at those fucking liberals down there with purple hair and hoes, people shitting everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 31:32

And they hate you.

SPEAKER_05 31:33

Yeah, you can smell the pee up here. You know, so especially out east where all the rich people live that hate you. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

Yeah. So speaking of unsanctioned flies, um, how are we doing over there? I hear we're um mixed decisions on over in Iran.

SPEAKER_05 31:52

Iran.

SPEAKER_01 31:53

Iran. He ran.

SPEAKER_05 31:55

I didn't run you, he ran.

SPEAKER_04 31:56

It's gonna be American. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

Turn it all.

SPEAKER_04 32:00

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 32:02

Trump said we did a good job. That's what I tried. Bum the shit out of the city. I trust our king. I trust our king.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

Hell to the king, baby. King Trump said we did a good job. King Trump trust him. Yeah, King Trump was right.

SPEAKER_00 32:16

If he said we did a good job, we did an outstanding job. Best job ever. No job was ever better than that job.

SPEAKER_05 32:21

I was watching a comedian. He's like, he's like, you know, I'm a bit of like uh autistic. He's like, he's like, name name any any uh country in the world, they'll tell you capital, and they're like, name and like whatever, you know, like France and like whatever, right? And then they go America, he's like Israel.

SPEAKER_04 32:41

Yeah. Yeah, no, no, so Iran, you know, man, they're getting bombed out and fucked up. And it's kind of funny because, like, you know, on one side of the media, you hear Trump talking about how they want to make a deal, and then on the other hand, every time he tells the the media, yeah, they want to make a deal, they want us to stop. Iran's like, no, no, we don't fuck that. We hate America, we don't want no deals.

SPEAKER_02 33:01

And it's hard to say, like, do they want a deal or is Trump just fucking around? Kind of feels like he's fucking around with him. But yeah, they want a deal, yeah. We keep popping them, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:10

I mean, maybe he's saying it like esoterically. He's like, Yeah, they want a deal. And then they're like, No, we don't, motherfucker. He's like, Yeah, okay, boom. Do you want a deal now, motherfucker? Hey, boy, you motherfuckers gotta die. Those are the big hats, yeah. Yeah, they got tiles wrapped around their head, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:31

They said that to sparkly bits. Well, war should be over in uh two, three weeks, but I think they said that like two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_01 33:37

Yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah, yeah. But at the same time, have we put boots on the ground? Not yet. So without boots on the ground, this is not really a war. I mean this is a conflict. Yeah, it's not what it is. It's a conflict of interest.

SPEAKER_05 33:50

All right, I saw some shit where uh like I forget what country it was. It's like, oh, you know, we're having trouble getting jet fuel. And he's like, Well, if you guys wanted uh jet fuel, you should have joined the fight, you know. He's like he's like, you know, why don't you go over there yourself and get some? He's like you get your own jet fuel right now, like fucking, you know.

SPEAKER_04 34:10

Yeah, because they were fucking being pansies over the fucking strait. They don't want to help. It's fucking Spain's like blocking their air for their bases, they don't want us to land in their fucking it's I think it's our base, but they don't want us landing there. Yeah. Uh which is retarded. France says they don't welcome any of our military aircraft into their airspace. It's really bullshit. Like, they're supposed to be allies, and now we're showing you're showing your true colors. Oh, yeah. No, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 34:35

We made them we made them fit their end of the bill and they're pissed.

SPEAKER_05 34:38

Well, not just that, but like their country's overrun by these people too. Nope. Yeah, these refugees are all over the place.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

You let a fucking I know, I have got my tongue.

SPEAKER_05 34:47

You let you let these, you know, you let a fucking American plane land there now, and they're gonna start bombing shit and blowing themselves up.

SPEAKER_01 34:55

Yeah, it's scary. It's like the world in which we're at right now.

SPEAKER_05 34:59

I saw a fucking video of Lisbon, fucking Portugal. Yeah. Just overrun with like Somalis and fucking Indians.

SPEAKER_01 35:10

I saw a video. I saw a video of a Portuguese gentleman sitting in the middle of a street. He was sitting in a chair, and he had a Portuguese flag wrapped around his shoulder. And they attacked him. Yeah, and he was just talking positive about Portugal. He didn't say anything negative about other countries. Yeah, in Portugal, in the streets other, he's wearing his flag, talking about his country in a positive manner. He was being attacked by people, outsiders, foreigners, for talking positively about his country.

SPEAKER_05 35:38

Yeah, oh, it's offensive that you have the flag. You have the flag of the country that you're living in, you fucking morons.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:45

Meanwhile, though, they'll run around with their fucking flags. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_04 35:50

No, that's crazy. Like the the the liberal mindset and like the acceptance of it all is wild. Even in like uh, what the hell was that? I think that's um I don't know if it's Switzerland or the Netherlands or some shit like that. It's like really fucked up over there.

SPEAKER_05 36:04

Dude, the whole area, all of Europe is like totally destroyed. That is a lie, totally destroyed.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

That is a lie.

SPEAKER_05 36:10

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

Why? Because Poland is absolutely gorgeous.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

Oh yeah, Poland is fucking like we don't let them in. No, they don't fucking come here. I don't care. You can call me whatever you want. I'm like, Switzerland started doing the fucking thing where they're Poland is Poland.

SPEAKER_05 36:24

Yeah. Switzerland started doing the thing where they're revoking refugee status if you travel back to your fucking homeland for vacation. Right. Oh, yeah. You know, Switzerland's getting tired of it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

If you leave, don't come back.

SPEAKER_05 36:35

Well, it's not even if you leave. It's like, oh, I had to flee fucking Iran because uh I was getting persecuted. And it's like, why aren't you going to go on vacation this week?

SPEAKER_01 36:45

Six times this year.

SPEAKER_05 36:46

I went to Iran. I had to see my family, you know. It's like and live there. Right. Get the fuck out of my country. You're living here on welfare, you know. Right, right. Yeah, you paid shit.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

I don't know how you afford the flight home.

SPEAKER_05 36:58

It's welfare.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

Yeah, the government's paying for it.

SPEAKER_05 37:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking insanity that these people get welfare everywhere they fucking go.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

Free board and ride.

SPEAKER_05 37:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:08

Oh, and some well, no, no, no. When when they came here, they got opportunity. So not only did they get welfare to get their step up, but then they got opportunity for fraud.

SPEAKER_04 37:19

Yeah, I mean, the Jewish people, they do their shit like crazy. You ever seen like that? Like how they dig into their whole thing, Doug doesn't say nothing about those guys.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

Yeah, they'll go crazy too.

SPEAKER_01 37:30

They got like so well, that's that's that's black and white right there. Okay, when you're going down, well, no, no, it's not the small hats, it's the big hats with the curly curls. Those are the ones that you're just like, dude, what are you doing in Jersey? What are you doing in upstate New York? Like, all of this is like you know what you're doing, and it's fucked up.

Welfare Incentives And Tax Weirdness

SPEAKER_04 37:47

Well, the reality is that the You're a government leech. The rewardal the so the system rewards those who do less. No shit. I was at the track today with my kids. Track. Track right over here. Like the walking track or like the horse track? No, like the running track. Oh, GB. Some lady was talking about her taxes with like another woman, and she's like, Oh, yeah. She's like, Oh, I get back like$8,000 for my kids. I'm like, I'm not married, I'm a single woman. Yeah, you know, I got my kid, I got my kids. I'll never get married because then I'll lose that money. Yeah. She was telling the girl, oh, you should do the same thing. She's like, I'm married.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

Can't. Yeah, I did the right thing. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I screwed up. I still get it. I played the game the right thing.

SPEAKER_05 38:34

What's up? You still get an uncontested divorce.

SPEAKER_04 38:36

No, but they would they should they should flip the laws so it makes more sense.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

But he might, yeah, but he might have to pay alimony and then that would fuck the like only married people should get big cuts.

SPEAKER_04 38:47

Huh? The fucking people who are poor and have kids by themselves should get fucked. This way it'll force them to find people to be with. They'll have the families will come together, you know? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a survival method. Right, right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:59

Oh, you you have to come join families just to survive in the world because there'll be less, you know, black families.

SPEAKER_04 39:05

You'll have these idiots out there. Oh, you're creating domestic violence.

SPEAKER_01 39:09

I'm not for that, but I'm not against dads won't necessarily leave for no reason. See, I know I know what you're encouraging, and I do appreciate that. Stay here for the money. But remember, there are reasons that people split up because I mean some individuals are just like not meant to be. Just find another one. But you know what? Finding another one that isn't as crazy as well.

SPEAKER_05 39:30

A lot of people split up over money. Money's an incentive. Right, they'll start staying together. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:35

They're like, listen, oh, I hate you, but we have to make it work.

SPEAKER_05 39:38

Well, that's how you have them get married and then just tax refund.

SPEAKER_04 39:41

Oh, you have them get married and then they'll just live separately.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

Well, that's why you had those amazing abusive uh relationships during like the 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s. Yeah. And now they're bleeding into today. And actually, life is never going to change, so just enjoy what you got.

SPEAKER_05 39:55

Yeah. Good way to kill the topic.

SPEAKER_01 39:59

Oh, well, right on with the topic of being.

SPEAKER_05 40:02

No, no, no. Life is just what it is now, so just enjoy your life.

unknown 40:07

All right.

SPEAKER_04 40:08

Life is fucking balls. Enjoy your balls. Scratch them often. Yeah. Just uh go uh go take care of yourself. Yeah, they're all melancholy and shitty with that one. Yeah. We see a psychologist after they hear this one.

SPEAKER_01 40:25

Yeah, I know. Well, actually, they usually have to see a psychologist.

SPEAKER_05 40:29

No, I don't. That's why he's like, stop talking about. That's why he wants to sit down and talk about it. That and the small hats. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 40:37

When it comes down to single dads, we don't get dick. Like, honestly, I make too much money. I get fucking hammered with that. So they look at me and they're like, Yeah, well, now here's more debt.

SPEAKER_04 40:46

Thanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, right, exactly. Like that, and so like that woman said, she's like, Oh, I I make 25 grand. I don't make any more than that. If I make more than that, I get fucked up with it.

SPEAKER_05 40:55

Right.

SPEAKER_04 40:56

So wait, it literally makes you stay poor.

SPEAKER_05 40:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:00

Like you don't elevate.

SPEAKER_05 41:01

It incentivizes you to be poor, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:03

Right. I knew a kid, I knew a guy, the same kind of thing. He he he became like a piece of shit because he would he got like disability income. And then he was fine, but he didn't want to get a job because he'd lose his disability income. And I'm like, you're gonna make more money if you worked 40 hours than you the disability income. Fuck the disability income. Oh, but it's easy money. Yeah. Let's get rid of it.

SPEAKER_02 41:25

Who cares?

SPEAKER_04 41:26

Yep. Yeah. They get put their loop. What the fuck? Hold you down. Like you're stupid.

SPEAKER_05 41:30

Yeah, I know people on section eight do the same shit. Yeah. I got no people that are on section eight that are like, oh, they're like, even like their mothers like telling them like, don't get jobs because you'll lose the section eight. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:42

It's like and and my apartment, you can have it when I die. Hold on a second though.

SPEAKER_01 41:47

But when it comes down to the people in Jersey, they're making out like fucking fat cows, though. What people in Jersey? The Hasidics.

SPEAKER_05 41:55

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 41:56

Yeah, they're making out like fat cats. They're they're get bringing over a hundred thousand, two hundred thousand dollars into their house, and their community helped them buy their house. So now and then now they're renting their house sexually to their wife. So now they're making more money. Yeah, so they're making over two hundred thousand dollars free. I know. No tax, nothing overhead.

SPEAKER_04 42:17

So I love it when the guy walks around and is like, so uh, what do you do for a living? I I pray. You know, I pray. I pray, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

I pray. Oh, you pray the Torah? Yeah, I pray the Torah. Yeah, like that's your job. Yeah. They're like, oh no, they get they get jobs later in life. Doing what? They haven't learned any skills.

SPEAKER_05 42:34

You have no skill set, and you can't have kids anymore. Then they're like, okay, now I go now. I go work sanitation. I work in the grocery store now.

SPEAKER_04 42:44

Nah, they just keep having kids, and then eventually, uh, you know, when you reach retirement age, I guess you get that social security somehow.

SPEAKER_01 42:50

Yeah, and you've been pumping out the kids the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 42:52

And I mean the property at that time, the building you own it.

SPEAKER_01 42:55

Multiple buildings.

SPEAKER_04 42:56

Yeah, I don't know. I guess you gotta think about how that all that's like a crazy scheme, but it works. But it works. It's a stack scheme. Yeah. It's like a pyramid scheme. It is. Except nobody's putting money in, really.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

Audience. We need you guys to go ahead and go find me, page. We're gonna be good, we're gonna get this together. We're gonna get a whole bunch of us as a community to start getting in on this own our own scam. Let's do our own scam, okay? Let's gather around like apparently the babysitting thing has been done. Let's make the church health camp thing has been done. We need a new scam.

SPEAKER_04 43:26

You never you didn't hear about that? There's like a community out in like the middle of the country somewhere. What are we doing? That like it's all white. Like almost like racist.

SPEAKER_05 43:35

Oh yeah, but they don't have tax breaks.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

No, they don't, but like they're trying to like, even though real estate laws and things like that are there, there's section eight. Somehow, I don't know what it is, but all I know is that somehow, some way they have like their little white community, and like the town or the state is like, no, you can't have this, but at the same time, it's like fuck they can gonna have it. Oh, yeah, they can't force you to follow.

Fraud Loops And Identity Schemes

SPEAKER_01 43:57

Honestly, I don't give a shit what who lives in the neighborhood. As long as we're all fucking trying to scam the government for billions of dollars, because apparently that's where it's at.

SPEAKER_04 44:05

Well, then we gotta open up a hospice.

SPEAKER_01 44:07

Yeah, hospital. Oh, the multi-hospice. Oh, yeah. The Red Roof In hospice with the 30 hospices in one building. That's amazing. Go out. How do you you don't even have enough people in your fucking neighborhood to accommodate the amount of like hospices in that one?

SPEAKER_02 44:21

There's not enough, like right, there's not enough elderly getting that over.

SPEAKER_00 44:24

Right.

SPEAKER_04 44:25

You don't have enough people in the community. 14 hospices, one area. Right. It's weird. How do you even accommodate? Like that's it's wild that like there's no checks on balances. On like, yeah, man, there's like 20 of them in like A B C D apartments, you know, A B C D. They're all the same thing category, but like different companies.

SPEAKER_01 44:49

Like, no one of a hospice, hospice of angels. Angels scratch ball hospice. Like it's like, what the fuck? Yeah, God loves hospice.

SPEAKER_05 44:57

The thing is when they when they try to regulate that or put checks in place or anything, yeah, that just creates more fraud. Because now they have people that need to do that. It's like the homeless crime. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like they can't stomp it out because then those people lose their jobs. Right. You know? So like they need to perpetuate the crime to have a job. So now you're just creating more people involved in the scam because they need to keep the scam going to keep their job going, but their job is to check the scam. Without a scam, there's no job for them to check. So they just perpetuate this endless circle of fuckery.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

No, see, we need to bring we need to bring back uh bum fights. And we need to like turn that into a large turn these hospices into a dojo. Yeah, well, no, no, make the hospices. Like the hospices will be there to get the bums back into the fight. So we're getting them working, and then we're getting the bums actually doing something to communicate like in the community, they'll fight it out, community, but then we'll we'll go ahead and record this and then we'll publicize this worldwide so the whole world's paying into it.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

I got the scam.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

Yeah, well you're the bum fights.

SPEAKER_04 46:04

What do you got? So what we do is we go to the urgent care over there and we find out whoever's like doing the urgent care.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

No, we gotta do this in California though.

SPEAKER_04 46:12

Can't do this. We go we go to urgent care out there then, done, right? And then we like talk to like some of the you know corporate guys and we say, listen, you know, we're gonna increase your trauma rate there we go by having like fucking each other up. But we want like kickbacks from the insurance payments. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we're getting brought back on.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Well, like we know we're gonna be sending you guys cases. Yeah, all you need is a number, the little digital number card. Yeah, apparently that thing's worth more than their credit card.

SPEAKER_05 46:40

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_04 46:40

Yeah, just give us the stippand.

SPEAKER_05 46:44

You ever see the guy? There was a fucking there was a guy that's like this is a great scam. You would go around to like crackheads and homeless people and be like, I'll give me$20, but you know, I gotta like you'd be like, I'm doing a survey, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:57

For the number.

SPEAKER_05 46:58

Yeah, for$20, I'll give you, you know, you gotta give me your information, your name, your birth date, your social security, whatever. You know, I gotta ask you some questions, and we ask them like stupid questions, right? But he'd get all their information. Right. Right? Then he would go open a cell phone in their name and then start getting credit cards and shit in their name, right? Oh my god, yeah. And then he would go, you know, he would be using their credit cards and whatever, run up all the credit card debt, and then go find the homeless person again and give them the cell phone. So when they got arrested or found, they had the cell phone on, so they couldn't deny, you know, the thing. That's your phone. That's your phone, bro. Like, it's in your name. Yeah, look at that.

SPEAKER_01 47:33

You ran up all those bills on that phone.

SPEAKER_05 47:36

Yeah. And he would just be like, yo, he would be like, fucking credit cards, loans, anything you could, like in their names. He would make IDs, the whole shit.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Wow. And just go around and fucking just so do you know what you know what Medical is? Who? Medical? Like medical? No, Medical. Yeah, you have to say it stupid like that. Okay. Yeah, you can't say medical. It's medical because it has to be like California.

SPEAKER_04 48:02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:02

Yeah, so it's their version of the Obamacare crap.

SPEAKER_04 48:06

Got it.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

Yeah. So apparently over there, they have a number. So whenever you sign up to Medical, they'll give you a number of that. Right. And that number right there is worth more than gold to these freaking people. They get a hold of that, and then they can go ahead and tell the government, oh, I did this, this, and this, and this to Freddie Ann Fred, who's been sleeping in Fred. Who's been sleeping in the dumpster for the last seven months? There's not gone into there at all.

SPEAKER_05 48:33

It's weird, he sleeps on all the needles and doesn't catch anything.

SPEAKER_01 48:36

Yeah, Freddie and Fred is the man.

SPEAKER_05 48:39

Guy's immune.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

Exactly. Don't fuck around with him.

SPEAKER_04 48:45

This hypothetical guy is amazing. That's almost like, you know, have you ever seen 60 Days In?

SPEAKER_05 48:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:52

Yeah. Where they're like they beat up each other and they fight each other for the fucking code for the fucking uh the fuck is it that you get? Commissary?

SPEAKER_05 48:59

Uh yeah, the commissary. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:00

And then they start making like a store and they're selling soups and shit like that to fucking as currency.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

Of course. That's like a yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

Anytime you go, all you gotta do is get that code and you can get whatever the fuck you want. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:14

That's what I'm saying, man. You get somebody's code. And like right now, they're on the streets and they're like, hey, we'll give you$25. You go ahead and fill out this form. And the form right there has your like med-cal number.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:24

So you fill out your medical number, and these guys are collecting it, and they're giving out$25 a pop to these guys. Then they sell those numbers off for like thousand dollars a pop crazy places. Yeah. And yeah, it's how the fucking it just keeps rotating into this fucking crazy system that the government perpetuated, and my tax dollars fucking flow to.

SPEAKER_04 49:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, right. The federal tax dollars flow to it. Right.

SPEAKER_01 49:53

Yeah. We will fucking bail them out with$19 billion for the homeless fucking thing. We're ain't even talking about their whole medical crap. Yeah. Like Trump, burn these motherfuckers to the ground. Kick open the doors.

SPEAKER_05 50:04

Like, we're seeing like on the federal level, it's about a trillion dollars a year of like fraud that just gets perpetuated.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

And we're three trillion dollars a year.

SPEAKER_05 50:13

$115 million an hour or some shit of our tax money that just gets funneled to like to all these stupid little programs where people are just taking advantage of it and it's antiquated systems. No one's checking it, no checks and balances. And even if they did start the check and balance system, it's just people who need the fraud, you know? It's like they need the fraud. They need the fraud to happen to have a job, so they just keep it going, you know.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

It perpetuates itself.

SPEAKER_05 50:38

Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, yeah, yeah. Fucking Dougie. Fucking guy. I gotta go pee.

SPEAKER_04 50:50

I hope he doesn't shit.

SPEAKER_05 50:51

Yeah, he probably shit himself. That's why you have to get up so quick.

SPEAKER_04 50:55

You'll dump on the dump behind the group the shed or something.

SPEAKER_05 50:59

That's gross. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_04 51:04

Yeah, man. Yeah. Craziness. No, but fraud is fucking nuts. It's everywhere, you know.

SPEAKER_05 51:10

Yeah, it is. Some of it's worse than others. You're just paying for the shit. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 51:16

Yeah. But uh, no matter what, I mean, you're never gonna like they're not gonna give us the money back. You know what I'm saying? That money's gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 51:24

Well, it's like any it's like any Ponzi scheme. They're like, oh, we caught the guy with a a billion dollar Ponzi scheme. They're like, all right, is anyone getting their money back? They're like, well, we gotta pay this arbitrator and a couple federal judges and this other guy. And you know, it's like, yeah, but you seized a billion dollars, and they're like, Yeah, this guy was uh, you know, it was about 999 million dollars in fees and stuff, you know. It took years to figure it out, you know, and uh, you know, everyone gets like uh four cents on their dollar back, you know? It's just like it's a fucking scam, bro. Everything's a fucking scam.

SPEAKER_04 51:59

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's like that class action lawsuit shit. You fucking they send you the card, you put your name on it, you get like two dollars.

SPEAKER_05 52:05

Yeah, you get two dollars. They're like, oh, we won fucking 800 billion dollars, and it's like, all right, well, the the people who won that money get 30%. Everybody who actually got ripped off gets their share of their 70%, you know, after fees and bullshit. And they're like, here's four cents.

SPEAKER_04 52:21

Yeah, the fucking lawyers make the most money out of all that. Yeah, they are the true winners. Yep, yeah. I watched uh Better Call, so I know about that.

SPEAKER_05 52:30

Yeah. Fucking small hat lawyers.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

Is that what you call them now?

Alternative Fuels And Michelin Stars

SPEAKER_05 52:37

Yeah, they're small hats now. Small hats. Yeah, small hats.

SPEAKER_01 52:43

Yeah, the discus.

SPEAKER_05 52:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:47

You know, uh, now that I'm balding pretty pretty well. You gonna get one of them? I feel like, yeah, it's gonna protect my head and what's what we won't talk about.

SPEAKER_02 52:55

Keep it warm right there. Exactly. Don't put the hands.

SPEAKER_01 52:58

I think that's what it would be initially was used for. Like, oh, if I cover it with this, it'll be fine.

SPEAKER_05 53:04

Oi, Vay, there's a drift on my head. Honey, knit me something for that.

SPEAKER_04 53:10

Oh, I got the perfect little circle for you. Yeah, you know what's crazy. So, like, uh I went to a funeral once and they like had them.

SPEAKER_05 53:18

Yeah, a little Jewish funeral. Yeah, it was like hand them out.

SPEAKER_04 53:21

Oh, if you don't got one, it's right here.

SPEAKER_01 53:22

Yep, but no problem. What was the casket though?

SPEAKER_04 53:25

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 53:26

Oh, yeah, it's a wooden box. What do you mean? Like a like a plywood box. Oh, like a like a plywood box.

SPEAKER_04 53:34

Oh, you went to the cheap Jew.

SPEAKER_01 53:35

No, no, no. This is juju, but apparently they they don't like juju, huh?

SPEAKER_05 53:40

I used to like those candies. Yeah, they don't like the sellers anymore because they're offensive. Yeah. What are you saying?

SPEAKER_01 53:47

Um yeah, no. Apparently it's like they put them in like a plywood. Yeah, like a pine wood box, just like regular old like Western style, like nothing gaudy, no metal, no nothing. Yeah, you know the western box that they they put them in?

SPEAKER_05 54:01

Yeah, been to a western funeral.

SPEAKER_01 54:03

No, you've never been to tombstone in the wild west and saw a gunfight and then watched the guy get buried?

SPEAKER_05 54:08

I don't remember the Alamo.

SPEAKER_01 54:09

No.

SPEAKER_05 54:11

Oh, you told me watching Western?

SPEAKER_01 54:13

I told you you've been drinking too much. Yeah, yeah. You forgot all about the Alamo.

SPEAKER_05 54:19

The Alamo.

SPEAKER_01 54:20

Never forget the Alamo.

SPEAKER_05 54:22

All I know is the Osborne Pete on it.

SPEAKER_01 54:25

Hank Hill taught you never to forget the Alamo.

SPEAKER_05 54:28

No, I didn't watch that show.

SPEAKER_01 54:29

No, you don't like Billy or Bobby?

SPEAKER_05 54:31

Yeah, I don't like propane accessories. Only a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 54:35

You're a charcoal man?

SPEAKER_05 54:36

Yeah. Propane. I like a dirty bird.

SPEAKER_01 54:40

I like to smoke my meat.

SPEAKER_05 54:42

If I'm gonna burn something, better be dirty. Like a dirty bird.

SPEAKER_04 54:47

I like my meat sticking to the griddle.

SPEAKER_05 54:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

It's crazy. So, like, because of the uh, you know, the the price of oil and everything like that, some guy in like I don't even know if it was maybe it was Portugal or some other country out there. Okay, whatever. Like made a yeah, he he like adapted his engine to burn coal. Yeah, the car ran on coal. So a car engine. Car engine.

SPEAKER_01 55:11

And it worked well?

SPEAKER_04 55:13

Yeah, it was a fucking car that was built in Poland, so it makes sense why it would work on coal has to be steam.

SPEAKER_01 55:20

You would think. Yeah, because that has to button. I mean, converted into steam, the steam would be able to pressure and power the car. I don't think you could do it on straight coal heat.

SPEAKER_04 55:29

Well, I mean, where'd you get the so you have to drive around with a tank of water? Well, no, they're boiling the fucking water with the coal.

SPEAKER_01 55:35

No, they already had the car, the cars already existed in like the 1930s. The steam car is a fully killed car steam engines back in there with coal burning engines.

SPEAKER_04 55:43

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But the coal so the steam engine is a it would burn coal, right? And it would boil, wouldn't it boil water? Correct. So was it atmospheric water or was there a water tank? Water tank. Right, right. So okay, so we needed coal and water tank as your propellant.

SPEAKER_01 56:00

Oh, yeah, yeah. You would definitely need to add more accessories to the car.

SPEAKER_04 56:03

Can you imagine we had fucking steam planes?

SPEAKER_06 56:08

That would be something else.

SPEAKER_01 56:10

Yeah, I could only imagine the guy like, oh, yeah, that's a coal man right there getting on the plane.

SPEAKER_00 56:18

Jim Jimmy Chirroo.

SPEAKER_05 56:20

Yeah, with the guy dup taking to the wing, just throwing coal in the water boss.

SPEAKER_02 56:25

Yeah, well, I mean, you could glide after you ran out of coal and water. Yeah, you hope. I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:31

Make sure those wings are a little bit longer to guide you to the bottom.

SPEAKER_05 56:35

But what's big over in Europe, you know, long before this shit was uh converting engines to bronopropane.

SPEAKER_04 56:42

Oh yeah. Natural gas.

SPEAKER_05 56:44

Yeah.

unknown 56:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:45

That was big back then, you know, back in Europe.

SPEAKER_01 56:47

Wasn't there guys trying to convert uh French foil French fry oil into like biodegradable?

SPEAKER_05 56:55

Diesel, yeah, they do that a lot in Europe too. Because diesel is actually big in the in Europe. A lot of cars run on diesel in Europe. Mercedes.

SPEAKER_01 57:03

I mean, why wouldn't that have taken over? You just won't go into any McDonald's and you're like, yo, let me get some shit.

SPEAKER_05 57:08

Because McDonald's is like, yo, 200. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we could just throw this out, or we could sell it to you, idiots.

SPEAKER_01 57:17

It smells like tallow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:20

Yeah, clearly what happens if they started selling it. Oh, well then that's now it's not cheaper than fucking diesel anymore. Oh. Smells like french fries when you're driving.

SPEAKER_01 57:30

I mean, that's not a bad thing. Well, actually, that's not a bad thing if you're actually eight.

SPEAKER_05 57:34

See, that would be that would be a good thing for McDonald's, right? It's like, yeah, all right, I'll sell you the oil, you know, it'd be cheap. But you gotta put McDonald's logos on the side of your car. So when you're driving around, it smells like french fries, people go to McDonald's. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:45

Yeah. I run my yeah, it'd be marketing. High test McDonald's grease. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_05 57:52

Like my arteries and my engine. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:54

That's blue dot McDonald's right there, baby. Blue dot, yeah, yeah. High end. Racing fuel. That's it. Racer. Yeah, can you thin that out?

SPEAKER_04 58:05

Thin it out?

SPEAKER_01 58:06

Yeah, because like when it comes down to gasolines and like fuels and stuff, it comes down to thinning out fuel. So you have to like thin it out for uh as you burn it, you like what was it? The the lowest grade is asphalt, and then like the highest grade would be um jet fuel, and then like the different fuel grades go down from there. So when it comes down to oh no, you couldn't because actually the food oil is made from normal oil. It's it was extracted at one point during the process.

SPEAKER_05 58:39

It's totally different.

SPEAKER_01 58:40

I heard that they had like they added the food, like food cooking oil is actually oil is not made from oil that we burn in cars.

SPEAKER_05 58:46

Cogan oil is made from like it's vegetable oil or it's lard. It comes from animals or plants. Oh, okay. It's not not from the ground.

SPEAKER_01 58:55

So it's not pulled and processed.

SPEAKER_05 58:56

It's not not crude oils, it's the same shit.

SPEAKER_01 58:58

Okay. Oh fuck it. At this point in time, I'd eat that shit. Yeah. I mean, we wear it, we have it around us, uh, it's in everything we do.

SPEAKER_05 59:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:09

So I'm about that lifestyle.

SPEAKER_05 59:11

Yeah. I mean, that's why they it's actually like all like vegetable oils and different like canal oil and all that shit was actually made as industrial lubricant.

SPEAKER_01 59:20

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_05 59:21

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:22

It was made to rub one out?

SPEAKER_05 59:24

Yeah. It was made for sex toys.

SPEAKER_01 59:26

That's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_05 59:27

And then we were like, yo, you know what'd be good? We dip french fries in this at a high temperature.

SPEAKER_01 59:32

I wonder if that's what happened. Like, they some dude put like the high-end stuff on his dick and then got enough friction and he actually like composted. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:40

Warmed up. He's like, oh shit, my dick's don't fuck. And he just so happened to be fucking it on a sack of potatoes, and he's like, Wait, potatoes are crunchy and delicious now.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

What's that smell besides my pepe?

SPEAKER_05 59:51

If I put a little bit of salt on this, it'd be fucking delicious. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:55

Slice it extra thin next time. Yeah. Look, it's got more crispy edges on this thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:00

Yeah, that's probably what happened.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:01

The crisp is the best part.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:03

I believe it. Either that or he was fucking a chicken turning into one big chicken nugget.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:08

No, honestly, I learned the process of the chicken nugget. That was a race for greatness. Yeah, it was during the um the Great Depression. Oh no, no, it wasn't the Great Depression. No, no, it was like the 1940s, and it was like the fast food market war. And uh so there was Burger King, McDonald's, and like Wendy's on the market, and they all had burgers and nobody had and nobody had anything special for chicken. So they were trying to figure out a way to like produce like get chicken onto the market and get it fast food. So they actually went to a French cook who created the chicken nugget. So it was like the process of like chopping up the chicken and then like making a little nugget out of it, and then he was a three-star Michigan Michelin chef, and he actually created the original sp uh dipping sauces for McDonald's. I think so. When you're eating McDonald's, you're actually eating three-star Michelin chef rated sauces anymore. Well, it yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:08

You're probably getting a very diluted version of because now they're like, all right, well, instead of using chicken pieces, you can identify they're like, let's just grind up all the extra crap that we have around here. Half of our garbage is basically chicken, so let's just grind that up with it, too.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:23

Half the garbage. Yeah. How much GMO products does it take to get a piece of chicken meat to be a big piece of chicken meat without actually having to feed it.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:33

Well, you know that you know the Michelin star history, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:36

Uh no.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:37

So Michelin Star actually comes from Michelin tires.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:40

Get the fuck out of there. Oh yeah, you think so?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:42

Yeah, 100%. It's true. So they made they they had they made a Michelin travel guide, right? Yeah. And people they wanted people to drive more so they could sell more tires.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:53

So they made a Michelin travel guide. But people still weren't really on it. So they were like, all right, we need to start raiding restaurants to make people drive further distances and travel and take road trips to find different restaurants. So that's where they came up with the Michelin stars. And now they had people go around, it was their jobs to go around and try out different restaurants and give them a Michelin Michelin rating, right? Get the Michelin rating. Yeah, and then it became the Michelin stars. So like the really high-end, really good fucking restaurants were now one star, two star, three star, and the other ones just had like a rating. Like, yeah, it was alright, you know?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:28

Could have been the Goodyear stars.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:30

Yeah, could have been the Goodyear stars, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:32

They fucked up though. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Goodyear slipped.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:35

Goodyear tried to make it into like a kid's thing, you know, like take your kids on a road trip, and that's why you had the Goodyear dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:42

And that's why dads hate Goodyear.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:44

The Goodyear mascot. Yeah, it was for children. So it was like, oh, take your children on a road trip and you know, enjoy the time with your children in a car. Right. That's what the old commercials used to be.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:54

Yeah, you know, get on the Michelin was like go around and have some hot dates and tell the lady you want to make it. Leave the kids at home.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:08

It's like far enough away to forget you have a wife and family. And you can still make it home in time to sleep with her.

Final Thoughts And Sign Off

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