Who Benefits When We Argue About Reality

Something feels off lately, and it’s not just your group chat. We start with Easter chaos and quickly slide into a blunt conversation about how people get famous online, how they monetize attention, and why the internet rewards the loudest version of everything. When virality turns into a business, the incentives change fast, and it starts reshaping what we see, what we share, and what we believe.

Then we get into heavier territory: a reported birth tourism scheme in Suffolk County, the anger people feel about taxpayer money, and the practical stuff that makes trust break down, like potholes, transit problems, and the sense that nobody is accountable. From there, we go full conspiracy curiosity with moon landing doubts, space debris questions, and how a few confusing images can turn into a whole worldview when institutions already feel untrustworthy.

The back half hits modern tech anxiety head-on. We talk AI surveillance, wearable cameras, smart devices, and how companies train machine learning on real user footage. We also react to Neuralink and brain-computer interface headlines, then pivot into geopolitics with the Strait of Hormuz, oil prices, and why gas prices can jump in ways that feel like gouging. We wrap with censorship and pop culture, because comedy is often where people tell the truth first.

If you’re into comedy podcasts with conspiracy talk, AI privacy debates, and real-world money questions, this one is for you. Subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review with the wildest take you agreed with.

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Transcript

Easter Jokes And Studio Chaos

SPEAKER_05 0:04

Alright we go ladies and gentlemen welcome back this is Dodo Jick Doug as always with Ryan Angelo on Pac M2.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

What's up boys? Uh nothing.

SPEAKER_05 0:15

Oh wow Easter was hard for you, buddy. Oh it was, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 0:20

Easter. Bunny touched him.

SPEAKER_05 0:25

Show me on the doll where the bad bunny touched you. Yeah, he just laid his egg on me. Oh yeah. So I can totally get it.

SPEAKER_10 0:33

You know what I mean? I think of Easter.

SPEAKER_05 0:35

I've not seen that one.

SPEAKER_10 0:36

Rabbit that I think of is fucking for Bill and Ted's Bonnie's Adventure. Hell yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

Yeah, dude. I remember that one.

SPEAKER_10 0:43

See, I remember good movies, Doug. Alright. Has the audience doesn't know?

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Shit talking to me about all my movies that watched.

SPEAKER_10 0:54

Yeah, it was like reminiscent about movies that just totally sucked.

SPEAKER_08 0:57

Yeah, for like the last 20 minutes before we even start it, but it's not going on. Yeah, started in a text message.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

What do we make it to? A minute? A minute and a half before we started talking shit about moving?

SPEAKER_05 1:11

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

So, how are you guys doing out there?

SPEAKER_02 1:18

We're doing good, Doug. Awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

I prefer to talk to you guys right now. These two assholes.

SPEAKER_10 1:26

I do have a cheer button.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

I have a cheer button around there somewhere. Yeah. Just don't touch the book.

SPEAKER_10 1:32

One day we'll make it to like actual producing stuff and like trying not to be so shitty, but do you really like those?

SPEAKER_01 1:40

I don't really like that. You do you remember the mad money guy? Mad Money? Yeah, mad money or bad money. Not bad bunny.

SPEAKER_10 1:46

Oh yeah, Kramer?

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:50

Bye bye bye bye. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

Oh, yeah, mad money. Okay. Yeah. Bye, bye, bye. Well, he used to use those buttons all the time. It was too obnoxious. I don't like the buttons. Like.

SPEAKER_10 1:58

Yeah.

unknown 2:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 2:02

Well, speaking of her, bro, she's gonna do an OnlyFans. Really? Yeah. About time. I've psyched on it. That might be the first one I pay for.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Or time. Uh OnlyFans? No, no, no, no, no. I heard that. I heard that.

SPEAKER_05 2:16

But wait a minute.

SPEAKER_10 2:17

Doug distracted himself as well.

SPEAKER_05 2:19

Yeah. He was just going hard with the shots.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

What happened? Yeah. Rough weekend.

SPEAKER_10 2:26

Oh, yeah. Only fans.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

I don't know. Do you really think I think she's all talk? I don't really think she's a mock sort to us. I think that's BS.

SPEAKER_10 2:38

We're going to see if she spits on that thing.

SPEAKER_03 2:39

I'm debugging OnlyFans. I think that'll have to be the first thing she's going to do. Donate$100, I'll spit on that thing. I hope so.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 2:48

No, buy a hundred dollars in my Bitcoin, I'll spit on that thing.

SPEAKER_10 2:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 2:52

I mean, it's crazy when you think about it, right? So, like, people, you know, to get it, I mean, it's hard to get a million followers, but uh I guess it also depends upon what niche you're in and all that stuff.

SPEAKER_10 3:02

Yeah, titties with titties, it's not that hard. Yeah, but the guys with tits, I get a million followers.

SPEAKER_08 3:08

Yeah. And it's like, um, I don't know, man. How do they monetize that shit somehow, and then that's it. Like, you know, they just try to keep that going. But I guess uh no time makes fools of the salt. I guess that girl, uh, you know, must have been running dry on that stuff. Yeah, that's just getting super extra.

SPEAKER_10 3:24

She's like, Yeah, this legal shit's getting expensive. All right, just start selling pussy.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

I mean, she started blowing up. She had a little thing with her podcast and like she's like, Tua talk.

SPEAKER_10 3:34

Look, Hoktua, if you're listening to this and you need a stump cock, call me. I don't even want no money, nothing. Just spit on this thing.

SPEAKER_08 3:43

I want to be the first one to get the tour.

SPEAKER_09 3:44

Yeah, daddy's got you. Daddy's got you, baby.

SPEAKER_10 3:49

Yeah, man. I love girls with a sudden accent.

SPEAKER_03 3:54

Spit on that back.

SPEAKER_10 3:56

It's so funny how stupid shit like that just makes me fucking almost instantly rich. Yeah. Yeah. She's just out having fun with her girlfriend being a whore. Like so many girls out there, so many young women out there just being whores. Was it spring break? I believe it was. I don't know what the fuck it was.

SPEAKER_05 4:13

Yeah, I think. They were out in a bar somewhere. They don't go to school.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

No, it was on the uh yeah, like out on the streets, like on a bar street. Like in uh it might have been like uh St. Louis, I guess. I mean, they what what would make you think it was St. Louis? Yeah, why would you say like Marty Gras or whatever? No, they were just walking down the street. Uh yeah, they were like Is that St. Louis? Uh Louise and Louis Louise. Yeah, it's like close. St. Louis Louise. You know what really sucks? I think you're right.

SPEAKER_10 4:41

Her brother can't fuck it because she's too good for her, man. Her brother. Was that a thing? Down south, bro. Yeah. You're from Kitana.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

Oh, you're just saying that anybody from down south wants to tell her from King's. No, no, after I heard about the seven fair actually fucking her brother, that's that's when I was like, now I have to really like which one? The chick from um what was it, Somalia?

SPEAKER_10 5:01

Oh, yeah, that's far south. That's far south. Yeah, yeah. Like once I heard about that, I'm like, joke.

SPEAKER_08 5:07

I gotta be like, hey, are you actually is that the truth or you joking? I don't know, man. They say like, uh, I mean, that's what's going around, supposedly. You know, she got here by you know she married her brother, right? Marrying him and being like, but what's so weird about it is like um he was was he American? Or did he become a like how did that become then if she married him to get a green card? So he got a citizenship here, however, however, 15 years ago. Yeah, yeah. And then when she came, he was like, I'll marry you. I am your what I am your husband now.

SPEAKER_10 5:44

But unfortunately, none of the things down there they've arranged marriage, so you know, it's probably also not.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

Yeah, but how'd that happen? Like the mom and the dad came in uh over breakfast and we're like, you know what?

SPEAKER_10 5:54

Papa Oma was like, I got an idea. We're all getting we're all getting American citizenships, okay? Yeah, we're gonna get your hot sister to marry some American dude.

SPEAKER_08 6:03

Oh, yeah, what's her maiden name?

SPEAKER_10 6:04

Yeah, once she gets there, we'll fucking so your brother to marry your sister.

SPEAKER_11 6:09

You married your brother and changed your last name?

SPEAKER_03 6:11

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 6:12

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what's her maiden name? A hook. Yeah, what are we talking about?

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Uh I would think it was the same. I mean, you don't really change your name when you marry your brother. I mean, you yeah, you would think that.

SPEAKER_10 6:23

You would think, right?

SPEAKER_01 6:25

But I'm saying last name twice?

SPEAKER_08 6:27

Maybe it's Omar Omar. What did I say? Omar Omar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 6:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

I want to take his and my last name. Omar Omar.

SPEAKER_10 6:38

So uh speaking of speaking of Omar.

Birth Tourism Scheme In Suffolk

SPEAKER_01 6:39

But my name comes first.

SPEAKER_10 6:42

On Long Island in Suffolk County, they uncovered a Turkish baby ring.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Excuse me. Tell me more. Where do I spend my money?

SPEAKER_10 6:51

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

You really want Turkish babies? I don't know what it means, but it sounds fun. Sounds like they import Turkish babies. In my head, I I'm thinking fight club. Like they're letting these Turkish babies fight to the death in this ring. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_08 7:04

I think it's like human trafficking and slavery, is what it sounds like to me.

SPEAKER_10 7:07

Well, it's kind of that like that. Oh, well, that kind of thing. So what they did was uh these Turkish women are coming to Suffolk County and they have babies. Oh right? Okay. So it was like a baby throat ring, but like they're bringing in these pregnant Turkish women.

SPEAKER_06 7:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 7:21

And it got flagged because one of the people in Suffolk County that issues birth certificates was like, how does one house have five Turkish babies in like a month? Wow. And then they started an investigation. It was a three-year like Turkish ring that was like bringing babies in because they get naturalized citizenship as soon as they're born. So they're bringing in women that are like ready to pop. They have the fucking baby. Now the baby's a citizen, they're entitled to Medicaid and Medicare and all that bullshit.

SPEAKER_05 7:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 7:48

So they're they're here living on welfare and fucking taking care of their American babies, and they get fucking citizenship because they have American babies, and then they're bringing over more and more. So there's 120 women. 120 babies.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Yeah. How much that were born here. How much do these ladies pay to come into the country?

SPEAKER_07 8:07

Yeah, imagine that the scam must be something to do with that, where they have to pay to come in, and then they hate to help set them up because uh normally those people aren't gonna know. Yeah, yeah, right. They don't know, and then once the scam is learned, they have like the one guy who's doing it and like, you know, rolling it out to everybody else.

SPEAKER_08 8:23

I mean, it makes sense. I mean, listen, when you have these programs, man, people are gonna figure out some way to uh get around to it. But the reality is that we need somebody to enforce uh money, these kids.

SPEAKER_10 8:35

I mean, it really comes down to remote decisionships on the back.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

Where is my tax money getting spent? That's what pisses me off. I want to just want to make sure my tax money is not getting spent on stupid things.

SPEAKER_10 8:46

Yeah, I don't care about your tax money. I just want my tax money to last.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

Fuck your tax money, bro. I hope they burn it in a little barrel behind the White House. Uh and they're like, this is Angelo's tax money, and they throw it in there.

SPEAKER_08 8:56

Yeah. Well, I mean, so most people don't complain about where their tax money is going until services that you rely on breakdown.

SPEAKER_10 9:06

They're so stupid. But yeah, they they people like are like, oh, less than 25 cents of my every dollar uh ticket taxes actually goes to like helping immigrants. I'm like, yeah, okay, that's 25 cents out of every dollar. You paid$14,000 in fucking taxes this year, you know? Yeah, so that's quite a bit of your money that went towards an immigrant, and then you have fucking 25 million people in New York that paid that, you know.

SPEAKER_12 9:32

So it's like there's quite a bit of money going towards people that shouldn't be here, you know.

SPEAKER_09 9:37

Yeah, you know, like, yo, but that doesn't affect me. Well, it it does, yeah, because that's that's quite a bit of money that could have stayed in your pocket, you know. Yeah, or went towards helping your kids do something, you know, like they they just like they look at it like that, so fucking dumb.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

Or that money could have been spent to fill that pothole that your car has been smashing every fucking morning getting to work, which is gonna end up costing you 900 bucks. Yeah, I fucking hate potholes right now. Run Dami, fix this shit.

SPEAKER_10 10:04

All you gotta do is look at the road and avoid it.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

No, they're still there, bro. Even though I go around them, I don't like the fact that they're there. It's like when you get on the subway. I don't want to see that. My tax money. I want my tax money to fill those fucking holes, bro. I want no holes.

SPEAKER_10 10:21

It's like when you get on the fucking subway and you see the car with the homeless guy on it, you avoid the homeless guy, right? You don't run into him. You don't bump next to him, you're like, uh, maybe I'm gonna avoid that cracked homeless guy.

SPEAKER_01 10:32

It's fun to wake him up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 10:37

Just fucking slap him, be like, oh that guy did it. That guy did it right there, brother. Stay away from there. Go fuck him up.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

I no, I like to buy ice creams on the platform and then you like put them on their backs while they're sleeping.

SPEAKER_10 10:48

Oh, that's weird.

SPEAKER_01 10:51

Yeah, we still eat it.

SPEAKER_10 10:55

Yeah, evil person. Fuck. So, how about this moon adventure? Are you guys deleting the moon landing? Nope.

SPEAKER_08 11:05

They're not landing on the moon, they're just going around it for the first time ever.

SPEAKER_05 11:09

Yeah. First time they drive around the moon. Yeah, yeah. They're not going.

SPEAKER_06 11:15

Yeah, then yeah, it's all it's all studio right now. It's all fake. It's AI.

SPEAKER_05 11:19

Yeah, it's so fucking fake, man.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

Yeah, when you bring that one up and you're just like, well, what about this? And that and that, and that, and then just the layers become too thick that you're like, there's no possible way this thing ever exists to me.

Moon Landing Doubts And Space Debris

SPEAKER_10 11:30

There's a good meme going around where it's like the FCF files are so fucked up that they're faking another moon landing starting World War III. You know? It's like someone showed a picture of like what Earth looks like with all the satellites, and it's like all these like fucking dots everywhere. They're like, how are they gonna avoid all those satellites trying to get away from Earth to go slingshot around the moon and then come back? You know, it's like it's literally like it's fucking insane. It's like the potholes. You just can't avoid them.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Yeah, exactly. Get the fucking things out of here. Satellites gone, potholes gone, we don't need them. I mean, that whole thing actually no, I like my internet.

SPEAKER_07 12:10

The whole debris thing is fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_08 12:13

The space debris? Yeah, it don't make sense. Like if you think about it, like I it makes sense to an extent. They talk about like how there's like space debris traveling at like 27,000 miles an hour around the earth, the size of a bolt. Okay, and that is dangerous for you know any aircraft or a spaceship that passes through it, which is true. Maybe a guy in a spacesuit gets hit when it gets fucked up, right? It's like a bullet.

SPEAKER_10 12:37

Um, a bullet travels at three a maximum of 3,000 miles per hour.

SPEAKER_08 12:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Well, yeah, but guys, I mean but my thing is this they say you have a higher chance of like being killed going to work in the morning than you do, like the biggest.

SPEAKER_10 12:52

That's because there's less people going to space, bro. If there was fucking five million people going to space, it would be pretty common that they get hit with these fucking bolts.

SPEAKER_08 13:00

Well, I don't think there's that many bolts flying through space. Well, that's the thing, and that but they say that there's a lot. And I don't know if there's really a lot because they say it is a tracking system. They track it all billions of pieces you track, really? Like how? There's like literally like millions and millions of millions of most of it burns up in our atmosphere when it falls in.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

There's an MIT MIT student that like graduated and is making$300,000 for counting garbage.

SPEAKER_08 13:25

Yeah. Anything bigger than a penny.

SPEAKER_10 13:30

They also say that these things go, they go, they say that these things go 17,000 miles per hour.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

Fast, too. What's up? Oh, the spaceships.

SPEAKER_10 13:40

Spaceship has to go 17,000 miles an hour to get away from Earth's gravity. I think it was more. I thought it was like 20 something. It goes up to 22,000 once it starts leaving the gravity. Yeah. Right? You ever see a spaceship take it off? Yeah. That thing ain't going nowhere near 17,000 miles.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

I was gonna say it doesn't look like a bullet shooting off. It looks like it's hitting about 900 miles an hour.

SPEAKER_10 13:58

Well, again, a bullet travels at 3,000 miles an hour, right? Yeah, spaceships do five times that.

SPEAKER_06 14:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Like if it was traveling that fast, the thing would like right out until uh just goes all the way up and hits it hits the dome, bro.

SPEAKER_08 14:17

That's the firmament, bro. It's like boom, the firmament, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 14:26

What did God say? You can't pierce the firmament. Well, apparently, yeah, Psalms 19, 1. Yeah, yeah, the firmament is above all of us. It's God's eyes.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

I'm I'm lost on eyes.

SPEAKER_10 14:37

Yeah, I know. He's not a Catholic. No, well, I mean Christian. No, old testament. Is this old testament? It's the well, they're all the same testament.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

No, no, there's all them there. But new is based on old. No, Psalms.

SPEAKER_10 14:50

New just had omitted things from the old. Yeah. That's true. That's all it really is.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

There's a whole new main actor going on in the second book. At the book.

SPEAKER_10 14:59

A whole new main actor? Yeah. Oh, is it different Jesus?

SPEAKER_01 15:01

There was like a there's not a there's not a Jesus in the first one. He doesn't come around to the second one. Act two, he's Jesus shows up. Act one is just his death.

SPEAKER_08 15:10

Well, he's talking about the Jews in Israel, he's on what they believe.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

There's two books in the fucking what are you talking about? There's the Old Testament and the New Testament. New Testament has Jesus in it. Old Testament, don't he?

SPEAKER_08 15:21

I'm really what Yeah, it's because with the Jews, bro. Yeah, I never heard the book. Jesus was a Jew. Yeah, but it was their book.

SPEAKER_04 15:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

Well, no, the Catholic book, like the King's James, the one with unicorns. Um had Old Testament and New Testament. Right. Old Testament did old ass shit with David and Moses and all that. And then the Jesus' boy. No, they never met each other.

SPEAKER_10 15:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

No, they weren't even around, bro. Like Moses did his Moses shit back in like Egypt with the fucking Egyptians. Yes. And uh Jesus caught it in Jesus shit over up in Bethlehem.

SPEAKER_10 16:02

How'd you know that if it wasn't in the book?

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Most books. There are two different books, is what I'm saying. There's more than two. Well, no, no, though. There's like ten books or something. There's an old testament and new testament, and there's like and John wrote like damn near all of it. But um, no, no, all of all of uh Jesus' boys got down. Yeah, they all got a portion of it. It's like if if I died.

SPEAKER_10 16:25

That'd be Jesus' boys if Jesus wasn't there.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

No, wait, not Old Testament.

SPEAKER_10 16:30

I'm trying to say Old Testament, Jesus didn't exist.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

Right. He was not alive. He wasn't born. He wasn't born until the New Testament. And that's when we get like Bethlehem and Jesus and Mary and Joseph. That all came in the New Testament.

SPEAKER_05 16:45

I heard that anymore.

SPEAKER_01 16:50

Oh, I'm sorry, bro, but that's how the book was written. I didn't write it. The books. Yeah, the plural books by plural people that they like smashed together. But what's his face's book isn't it?

SPEAKER_10 17:00

Even in the ancient Sumerian text.

SPEAKER_01 17:02

Who's this new one that uh I keep hearing of? Who's that? There's a new book that I keep hearing of. Scott. No, there's a there's a new book in the Bible that everybody's like, have you heard of the book? The Epithians or whatever? Aton or something like that? What?

SPEAKER_05 17:17

Enoch?

SPEAKER_01 17:17

Enoch. Enoch. Yes, this guy, Enoch. Yeah, the Enoch. You know Enoch?

SPEAKER_05 17:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:22

I haven't looked into it yet, but everybody's like, yeah, you gotta look at the book of Enoch. It's a new Bible book.

SPEAKER_07 17:27

I don't think it's not new, man.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

How does a new one show up? You know, like it's been there. No, it's not been there. Enoch has not been in the Bible. I used to do Bible camp. I swear to God, as gay as it sounds, yeah. We used to sit up there and we used to like uh have to like flip over the different chapters and stuff and the whole line when I was a kid. And Enoch was never there. I promise you that.

SPEAKER_08 17:51

Oh my god, they left Enoch out of all of it. It's an ancient Jewish apocalyptic religious text.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

But we got one of those. We got the rapture.

SPEAKER_08 17:59

That's not the rapture.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

I know that's not the rapture. Enoch's totally different, but he said it's the Jews version. Well, the Jews did the first version or the other version. Enoch was the king until because you got the four horsemen, all that shit going on in the uh Enoch was the king until the Great Flood. Enoch was the king.

SPEAKER_10 18:15

And the great flood was Noah's Ark.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

So this is Old Testament.

SPEAKER_08 18:19

No, this is just Jesus. No, Jesus would not wrap the ark, but in the New Testament, the Enoch is portrayed as a model of faith who escaped death by uh being taken by God.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Taken by God?

SPEAKER_08 18:32

Yeah, he's mentioned in Hebrews 11:5 for his faith and Jude uh 1, 14 through 15 directly, quotes the apocalyptic book of Enoch regarding judgment. How is he plucked? Uh I don't know. He uh he is highlighted as a uh righteous figure who walked with God.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Wait, walked? I thought God just plucked him.

SPEAKER_08 18:52

Uh yeah. Fuck you, Enoch.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

You walk with God until God says you're done.

SPEAKER_08 18:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:00

Then he takes you home.

SPEAKER_08 19:02

He well, he was taken by God. He was he was taken exactly how.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Oh, well, that's not really I mean, going to heaven the fast way is not really like escaping it.

SPEAKER_10 19:17

Did you really say that he was taken away in a chariot of fire? He's also in the book of Genesis. It was actually Anunnaki. Anunnaki actually was, yeah. Because he lived for like 250 years, too.

SPEAKER_01 19:34

Yeah, wow.

SPEAKER_10 19:35

No, actually, I'm sorry, he lived for 365 years. That makes more sense. Which is weird because it's 365 days.

SPEAKER_01 19:41

Really?

SPEAKER_10 19:43

But prior to him, prior to him, you know, the other kings that fucking rained earth for like 250,000 years.

SPEAKER_01 19:51

Yeah, Job stuck around for like 600. Yeah. Yeah, he had a rough ass life. He's actually one of my that's probably my favorite book in the Bible. Because like Jesus or God and the devil sat together, and uh the devil's like, I bet you I can get that guy to not like you anymore. And God was like, nah, you can do whatever you want to that dude. He'll still stick with me.

SPEAKER_05 20:12

Yeah, what book was that?

SPEAKER_01 20:14

Job.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

The book of Job. Book of Job.

SPEAKER_01 20:16

Joby. And then uh, yeah, so then it goes back like all of a sudden the devil just does all kinds of fucked up things to Job. And he like kills off all his children, then he kills off all his cattle, and then gives them like smallpox, and then cuts his dick off. And then uh Job just stuck with God. And then all of a sudden God was like, alright, cool, I'll give you everything like threefold. So he ended up living for 600 years, and then he had like three times the amount of kids, and like three times the amount of wives, and like three times the bigger of the dick.

SPEAKER_08 20:46

So the the Christians like interpretation of the Old Testament, they believe that Jesus is in the Old Testament, although not that name. So they believe that uh he is present through the eternal Son of God, and when they speak of the eternal son of God, Jesus is Jesus, they call him Jehovah.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_08 21:03

So I I understand that apparent yeah, and then apparently there's direct prophecies, and as the angel of the Lord, over 300 Messiah prophecies fulfilled by Jesus. Yeah, man. Can I get a historical search on uh which book does uh his birth pop in?

SPEAKER_01 21:20

Which book does his birth pop out? Yeah, we haven't led quizzes. Well, no, I mean the fact that you're like, oh, well, there is some people who might think that there was some reflection back in the old testament about it. Yeah, well, I just looked it up. Look, his birth is in one of the chapters where it's like they talk about the son of God in the old testament. What?

SPEAKER_10 21:38

They talk about the son of God in the old test. I'm not gonna say they didn't. So the man Who's the Son of God?

SPEAKER_08 21:43

Luke and Matthew.

SPEAKER_10 21:45

He had a different son?

SPEAKER_08 21:46

He had another son, or the primary um was there any other son of God?

SPEAKER_10 21:51

Well, um, I I just have Just because they didn't mention his birth. Was there a different son of God that came before Jesus?

SPEAKER_01 21:58

There's an actual floating sun in the Guy, God made that too. I mean, that's his. He made that. That's his son.

SPEAKER_08 22:06

So he has two sons. Spelled differently. We're gonna get canceled on YouTube talking about this. No, but you know what's funny? So, like years ago, uh I mean, I heard I've heard stories like so the Chinese are very big on blocking Christianity. Uh and like there's a lot of Christianity.

SPEAKER_10 22:26

They blocked. Are they primarily Christians?

SPEAKER_01 22:28

No, they're like Buddha or something. No, I thought they went after the Tibetan monks. I thought that was a big thing. Like on MTV back in the day, they were like, oh, trying to kill any Tibetan monks, and it's not killing the Tibetan monks.

SPEAKER_08 22:38

Oh, yeah, maybe. All I know is that like there's a very large amount of interest in Catholicism and uh you know Christianity in general, I guess. By the Asian community and Chinese. And here they make a wicked wicked. And like they I heard they block it though. Like they don't like the Bible over there. You know, there's I don't know why. I mean, there's like censorship all over the world. Have you ever heard of the Great Wall of China? Like the Great Firewall of China? No, that's awesome though. Yeah. The Great Firewall of China don't allow them to see the internet. Yeah, if they want.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

Yeah, you said that. The Great Firewall of China, like that's amazing, bro. That's right.

SPEAKER_05 23:21

Yeah, they don't want no none of that, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Yeah, well, Jesus pushes some of that Western value. Jesus is American. You didn't know that? Jesus. New Testament definitely shit. Honestly, Jesus will look like Kid Rock these days.

SPEAKER_08 23:38

Yo, man, I was walking I was looking at some uh so in Spain, like they're Easter's bad serious. Like they go into the little, they go into the cathedral, they got Jesus up on the cross, he's like, you know, crucified and everything, and then they take ladders from like back in that time period and they put them all against it, and each guy climbs up to the top and they're like undoing his arms and they're like letting them down and shit, and like you wrapped in his arms. They take the statue off, but it's like poseable, so it's like arms come down and they use the cloth to like lower it down, and then they catch him, put him in this crazy coffin thing, and then walk him through the fucking city.

SPEAKER_10 24:15

I'm like, what the hell? And the Bronx they have like they have a like a guy that that carries a cross like 30 blocks. Yeah, a whole big fucking that's like a parade, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 24:25

I'm like, did they crucify the motherfucker?

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Is he is he a big strong dude, or is he really the frail guy that's been stuck in a cage for the last 40 days? It must yeah.

SPEAKER_10 24:33

I don't know, bro. I didn't go there.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

Oh, you should next time, next time.

SPEAKER_10 24:38

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

It's I think it's good to see.

SPEAKER_10 24:40

Yeah, those Dominicans out there, man, they just take one of their cousins and like, get out there, man. It's your turn to carry a cross.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

He's like, oh I've got the cross and five pieces of plywood.

SPEAKER_08 24:50

We're good, let's go. I mean, you know, St. Bernard St. Bernard's, they take it down from they drag the the makeshift cross that they have from the library to back to St. Bernard's. Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

That's a big thing, man. He has risen.

SPEAKER_08 25:04

He has risen. He has risen.

SPEAKER_10 25:06

Yeah, it's funny if people say that.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

Yeah, he's risen.

SPEAKER_10 25:10

He has risen. He has risen.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

He hasn't risen in 2,000 years, but we're waiting for him to rise again. When you tell me he rose again, then we'll be like, all right.

SPEAKER_08 25:19

He wouldn't rise again, he would probably descend. No, I think the same risen.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

Yeah, he's up there. He'll probably descend in some kind of like awesome flaming chariot to like kick-ass horses and listen to uh like heavy metal. And they're gonna separate good and evil, yeah. And all the good people are gonna come.

SPEAKER_12 25:43

For those about the rock.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

It's like, what Jesus is a nudist.

SPEAKER_10 25:53

That's uh he basically was.

SPEAKER_01 25:57

No, yeah, so he's just floating down in a lived in a hot climate.

SPEAKER_10 26:02

I'd be nude too.

SPEAKER_01 26:04

Yeah, they didn't have those.

SPEAKER_10 26:06

Maybe it was more like like fucking uh Zach and Miriam make the porno, you know, with Jay. You know, when he's like, check this out. You make his dick stand straight up like miracle. Yeah, he's like, I can perform miracles.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

Yeah, because you know, that water in the wine trick, he was probably like hanging out with some chick, and he's like, she's like, oh, I'd love a glass of wine. He's like, shit, whoa, I got a magic trick.

SPEAKER_10 26:31

That sounds really nice, but in reality, she's like, no, Jesus, I can't do this till we're married. He's like, hold on, babe. I love that. And she was like 10.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

Well, the thing about the thing about marriage is we can do marriage.

SPEAKER_10 26:45

He was the original Epstein.

SPEAKER_01 26:47

Oh, don't go there.

SPEAKER_10 26:52

No. No, I can't sanction this. Don't worry, I got my own island.

SPEAKER_01 26:56

Pull out the holy water.

SPEAKER_10 26:57

It's like technically all the islands are my islands. All of them that's why there's holy water. He's like, everything around us is holy.

SPEAKER_05 27:06

Africa is holy.

SPEAKER_10 27:06

We're surrounded by water, you're not getting anywhere.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

The implication is there.

SPEAKER_10 27:11

All right, now drink your wine. Eat a cracker, that's my body. Here's the bread.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

Here's the fish, here's the bread, enjoy it.

SPEAKER_10 27:18

You know, you didn't realize the sacrament came from him trying to get a little girl drunk.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

Who?

SPEAKER_10 27:23

From him trying to get a little girl drunk, the sacrament.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

Oh, the sacrament. I thought I thought you said a name.

SPEAKER_10 27:29

The cracker was originally his dick.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

I thought you said like Joe Ackerman.

SPEAKER_10 27:34

Uh, what are you saying?

SPEAKER_12 27:35

Body of Christ, body of Christ. You're terrible.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

All right, so uh happy Easter, everybody. We appreciate you guys. And we're gonna move on to another subject besides Christianity. It's gonna move on down the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gonna kick that can as hard as I can.

SPEAKER_10 27:55

And that's how you get people who stop talking about religion.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 27:58

Right. Woo! I wonder how many below. I'm gonna take a piss. I wanted to talk about the fake moon landing.

Bible Lore Enoch And Easter Traditions

SPEAKER_01 28:05

You idiots know you're talking about being had that happen, actually. No, I just made a comment and you went into it. Oh, we oh no, we've started talking about the ferment.

SPEAKER_10 28:16

Yeah, yeah. Like, oh yeah, it wasn't in the old testament. Great, as it didn't exist.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

The son of God's not the son of God in the New Testament.

SPEAKER_01 28:30

I can't wait for the comments to flush in. Uh I don't know how to defil myself. I have a whole entire crowd of like eight people out there that are gonna do it. Eight people. I got you guys.

SPEAKER_05 28:40

Eight out of our ten followers. Yeah, they're like, oh yeah, I know what they're talking about. Yeah, keep up, read books.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

All right, on that note, I'm gonna take bits in these guys and then make fun of me. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_10 28:51

Definitely.

SPEAKER_05 28:52

Yeah, don't fall.

SPEAKER_10 28:53

You gotta drag half the beer's gonna fish with you gotta have dude now.

SPEAKER_08 29:00

Yeah. Can we get by? I'm gonna work. You're gonna try to try to do a jump, Doug.

SPEAKER_10 29:04

We gotta move. No, just jump up.

SPEAKER_06 29:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 29:11

Oh that's a bad? Yeah, he stepped up my headphones. I got no headphones. Um you didn't, yeah. Yeah, you lost it?

SPEAKER_06 29:19

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_10 29:20

God damn it. The studio's shitty.

SPEAKER_06 29:22

It is.

SPEAKER_10 29:24

Oh, oh wait, you saw it? I think I got I got we gotta step on the wire.

SPEAKER_06 29:31

I let it rip and it went right into the mic.

SPEAKER_08 29:34

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:37

Ah man.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

Yeah, yeah. When would we be without that's all the black easy? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 29:50

There's a lot of good conspiracy theories about the moon, the moon mission right now.

SPEAKER_08 29:54

Yeah, no, I know. I've seen a lot of them. There's people also talk about like when you they they're comparing the pictures of the earth. You know, the guy some people are like, what's this brown thing? I don't know where's that on the globe, and how come it's the wrong size of everybody else's, you know, and I'm like, yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_10 30:11

One guy brought up a really good point, man. It's an old picture of Earth, and then a new picture of Earth, right?

SPEAKER_02 30:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 30:18

And they're like, the sun doesn't shine directly on the earth. So like, how is the earth lit up like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then in the new picture, you could see like uh around the edge of it, you could see like a bright light. Right, right. Like it's like the sun's behind it. Yeah, the sun's facing the camera, and that's the sun peeking around the earth. Yeah, you know, the earth's blocking.

SPEAKER_08 30:41

How is it blue like that?

SPEAKER_10 30:42

How is the entire earth lit up?

SPEAKER_08 30:45

Well, the earth is translucent, you know, it's clear. It's a crystal, you know, the sky, it'll maybe air and the water refract.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

Well, water, you can see to water, right? Yeah, yeah. Just see to the other side.

SPEAKER_08 30:58

You can see the fish in the fucking sea, couldn't you see it? Yeah, yeah. The whales, the light, the whales that are the size of fucking skyscrapers, you don't see them for the swimmers in space.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

Are you uh are you sorry, I'm late to the discussion. I guess talking about how the moon landing was bogus.

SPEAKER_08 31:12

No, it's just the earth and yeah. Oh well, recently on a podcast with uh Joe Rogan, actually, I don't know how recent it is, but he was with some like some person, I don't know who they were, but they were talking about like the atomic bomb like testing.

SPEAKER_07 31:25

Oh yeah, and like how those videos were completely fake.

SPEAKER_08 31:28

Yeah, they were like he made good points. He's like, if there's a nuclear explosion, you can see the house totally evaporate.

SPEAKER_10 31:34

Yeah, how is that about fucking shapes?

SPEAKER_08 31:37

Yeah, you know, and then in one picture there's Joe's house like exploding, and then like a few frames before, there's no car, and then a three frames after, there's like an old-ass car there. Yeah, where'd the car come from? Yeah, yeah, so uh some of the things.

SPEAKER_10 31:53

They create cars, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 31:55

Yeah, so I for sure propaganda.

SPEAKER_10 31:58

Well, the same thing. Small models. The moon landing, they're like, yeah, you know, you see fucking Neil Armstrong hopping out of the fucking little uh the moon and the lunar lander, right? Yeah, and he's hopping down and he goes, There's one small step for man, one giant step for mankind.

SPEAKER_03 32:14

They're like who set up the camera? Yeah, where'd the camera come from? A different fucking lunar lander? You know? Well, if you know the film crews go there first.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

If you notice at the end of that, they all jump back into the thing and they're taking off.

SPEAKER_09 32:33

Not just that, the camera follows it. Oh really? Yeah, the camera pans up. Uh and it's like, wait a second. So when we had rotary phones, you know, fucking black and white TVs, you know, modern cars didn't even have fucking electric windows in them.

SPEAKER_01 32:49

They had remote cameras or whatever the fuck, you know, sent sent signals back to the spaceship, like and send the f footage back home to base so they could air it the next day. Like that right there in itself. We didn't even have cell phones that worked on planes during 9-11.

SPEAKER_08 33:07

Well, the thought process is that it's a government agency that has uh advanced technology and it and their access to it. Uh, and a lot of it was antiquated, very large and like not mainstream. I mean, we got listen, we got tinfoil out of it.

SPEAKER_04 33:22

Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_08 33:23

Yeah, so they're doing something. That protects these spacecraft moving 17,000 miles an hour. Yeah, listen, you can put it in a fucking stove. That shit does not get hot.

SPEAKER_01 33:32

Didn't we get microwave side up too? Yeah. Yeah. And the computer.

SPEAKER_08 33:36

Yeah. So some of it might be bogus, but I think that there are a lot of like real stuff.

SPEAKER_10 33:42

I think they did a lot of testing and figured out that we're not gonna make it. Because I saw in Psalms 19, one thing, you know where that came from? So I'm watching conspiracy theories today. The guy who started NASA, the founder of NASA for the government, right? It's on his gravestone. Oh yeah. And he was a big believer that we're never leaving the earth because of the firmament. Like you're not getting past it's like a liquid bubble that we're in, you know, like and we're not getting out. And then they're like the same, not in the same video, but the same guy was showing there's uh uh fuck, what is it? Like project like fishbowl or something, I think it was called. Where they were nuclear testing missiles, like they were doing missile tests and nuclear missile tests, yeah, shooting them up into the sky to have them blow up in space, but they didn't make it to space, they were blowing up, hitting something before they went to space. There's even a recent video of SpaceX flight where they were testing a rocket and it went up so high and it blew up. Yeah, and like you could see it fucking hit something, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 34:52

So I think we live in a bubble, bruh. Yeah, yo, it's like that movie fucking uh The Simpsons movie. Oh yeah, the Simpsons did it, but they also did it when Jim Carrey did it too. Where it's like Dome, the truth. He lives in a fucking dome city, yeah. Yeah, they just convince you not to go. Yeah, everybody's cars are like the same and shit. Yeah, yeah. No, but um I think it's true. We live in a simulation, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:20

It's kind of like that, yeah. Like Matrix.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

Yeah, yeah, that's why I always masturbate like someone's watching. High performance.

SPEAKER_08 35:29

But I also do that. So you yeah, you just feel like, and then you just like look around.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

No, no, you don't look at me. No, you don't look around. I mean, because you don't want to look at me looking at I told you not to be in my fucking room. You don't want to look at the audience, you're getting fucking weird right now. You start screaming, ah, all right. Well, things just got real funny.

SPEAKER_10 35:52

You got kids in your house, bro. Don't be asked beat.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

Go ahead, bro.

SPEAKER_10 35:56

Go in the bathroom or something.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

Yeah, were you in the bathroom? You like, you know, if the Truman show is watching.

SPEAKER_08 36:03

Right. Yeah, the small cameras in your house.

AI Glasses Home Drones And Privacy

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Exactly. You gotta make sure make sure you're actually like performing to like top like top showmanship.

SPEAKER_08 36:11

Yeah, I do spins and shit. You know what ring so like the the ring network, you know, for like doorbells and shit.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 36:18

They're coming out with uh, or they've been trying to come out with a camera? No, uh it's a it's a it's a security drone that flies around your house. Oh god. So it has like a it's like a little drone, it's got some cameras on it, and it like flies around your house at night and like during the day, you know, just takes a random, you know, look around and then lands. Yeah. And what's crazy about it is like, you know, they have like they have like security centers. So you know somebody probably to be sitting there like, whoa. There's somebody naked in that bathroom, right? But you know what I'm saying? And also you heard about them the meta shit with the fucking meta glasses. What? So um all right, so Facebook or meta, right? They're training AI, right? And the way that they've been doing that is they take the um the video footage that she all these people use for like uh you'll do like meta record this the glasses, yeah. So they take that footage because you like when you sign up, there's a whole fucking thing. Yeah, yeah. I accept okay. So what you accept the two have everything, they take the video footage and then they put it through uh their AI and they train the AI on things. But the way that AI training works is you have a human verify.

SPEAKER_10 37:33

All I would do with those metadata is watch myself.

SPEAKER_08 37:36

You have a human verify. Like, what do you see? The AI is like, I see uh a flower, or you know, that's right. That's right.

SPEAKER_06 37:44

Yeah, well then exactly, like these guys in India who are probably doing the job are like, oh my god, oh my god, my friend, I think this guy's giving that woman.

SPEAKER_08 37:53

Yeah, you see crazy shit like that. I mean, and a lot of like a lot of it is intimate sessions, right? Where people are fucking and stuffing and recording at my angle.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

Oh my god, my friend he got the he got the belt around his neck again in the mirror. Fucking joke at yourself.

SPEAKER_08 38:10

Where do the cows keep coming? Every time. And then uh Tesla's doing does the same thing. They map a lot of the roads and stuff like that. The cars are the cameras are always rolling. And uh they train AI on what it sees.

SPEAKER_10 38:23

I saw a movie the other day. I turned it off because it was fucking stupid, but it was like the meta AI, right? Like the meta glass glasses, yeah, but there were contacts. Oh, interesting. So you put these contacts in your eyes and you get like all the same shit, and it gives you like suggested contents like the girl's like on a date with the guy. And it's like, oh, you should ask him about this fucking whatever the fuck, you know? And it's like you know, like trying to have like conversation, and then like she like goes to the bathroom and she's looking in the mirror, and someone hacked it. So it's like send me$10,000 right now, I'll make you go blind. And she like tries and take it out and like flashes her eye. She's like, And then like the guy's like, she's like, I fucking told you, you know, you like to take it out, like you know, something coming up in her eye. And I'm like, uh, he's like, send me the money or fucking that's it, you know.

SPEAKER_06 39:10

Yeah, you're blind, bitch.

SPEAKER_10 39:11

Yeah, like she's like, I'm not doing it, you know, and then like the fucking thing, like it like makes her like start seeing shit that's not there, like zombies and shit coming out there. And I was like, this is fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_06 39:23

It had to be a low budget indie film. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, she's not getting fucked.

SPEAKER_10 39:27

What the hell?

SPEAKER_06 39:32

What the hell got a porn do I watch? And what link did I click on?

SPEAKER_01 39:40

Yeah. Zombies only do it.

SPEAKER_10 39:45

Well, you think about it, though, that's gonna be the next generation of that shit. Yeah, you know, like fucking Elon Musk put fucking chips in people's name. Yeah, just until they hack into it, and then like, am I even masturbating?

SPEAKER_11 39:55

Or do you think I'm masturbating? Or am I masturbating for the children that don't even know?

SPEAKER_08 40:00

You are masturbating, just not yourself, so yeah. It was cool though. Like, I saw the Neuralink thing that they recently did, and it was an older guy, like a veteran or something like that, and he had the uh one of the neurochips planted in his brain.

SPEAKER_10 40:12

He he can walk again, like you're just walking down the road and like kick a child. You know, what the fuck? No, no, I'm telling you, it's a neuroplant.

SPEAKER_08 40:23

No, so he he um somehow became nonverbal through some accident that he had, and then um through AI breakthroughs and the chip, he could talk now. But it but he doesn't talk out of his mouth. He has like a speaker that's with him. No, he has like a speaker with him, but it's like, hey guy, what's going on? And he's just staring at you. When he laughs and shit, you know?

SPEAKER_10 40:43

Yeah, he does like the fucking Stephen Hawken. Yeah, how owl.

SPEAKER_08 40:47

Yeah, exactly. Play with my dick. But suppose it, I think Stephen Hawken uh it like watched his eyes, whatever it was. Do you know the kill tone?

SPEAKER_10 40:56

Like it knows what you're saying, watch over eyes. Do you know the kill tone? Like that. Yeah. Blink if you just keep looking at his dick, it's like play with my dick, play with my dick, play with my dick.

SPEAKER_02 41:07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 41:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Oh, yeah, Kill Tony. They have a comedian that uh he's disabled. I've never seen that guy. No, he answers everything with his cell phone, pulls it out.

SPEAKER_07 41:19

Oh, I've seen that, yes. Yeah, but he's got like a good hand, he's button. Yeah, then there's also the chick, like he did thing, he did a thing with the chick in the wheelchair.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

Oh, they keep putting like for some reason it's like, oh, he's here. Let's bring as many possible.

SPEAKER_08 41:33

Let's yeah, let's bring another handicap person and have them have a handicap off.

SPEAKER_01 41:36

Yeah, they keep rolling them through.

SPEAKER_08 41:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:41

But yeah, no, that guy was splendid.

SPEAKER_08 41:43

Yeah, man. I mean, if you can laugh at your disability and shit, that's good. Well, yeah, yeah, laugh about it.

SPEAKER_05 41:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 41:53

I mean, have you ever seen that guy? Uh he has real like problems where his like face is all demented and he's like a he's like a midget guy. Anyway, he's in like a Walmart or whatever, and he's driving around, and it's like, nigga, give me that fucking give me that shit that's up there, or whatever.

SPEAKER_06 42:09

And like the guy, the black kid's like, what?

SPEAKER_08 42:12

Yeah. And then like it's really like his friend who's like typing on a thing, and he's pretending to be kind of like a Stephen Hawkin shit driving around on a fucking shopping cart. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

I know the I know the guy that uh goes around with his mom and he's like handicapped, and as she's driving around, he'll like type into his computer, uh, help me, please. She made me this way. Oh I was I was perfectly fine before this, and now she has made me handicapped. I'm stuck in this wheelchair. Help me, get me out of here now. Like he'll do this in Walmart. His mom's like, stop it, they're gonna believe you.

SPEAKER_08 42:46

I'm stuck here against my will.

Neuralink Hype And Disability Comedy

SPEAKER_01 42:48

Yeah, exactly. Please and help. So, um did you see the new Ryan movie? Yes, I saw it today. Did you? Okay. I had a big problem with that one. Why? So uh very woke.

SPEAKER_10 43:03

There was no gay guys in there?

SPEAKER_01 43:04

No, no, no. There could have been, I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 43:06

Could have been borgays, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:08

Uh, but when it comes down to it, they they kind of like fucked up one of my my childhood characters that I loved for a specific reason, and they didn't put the reason in the in the movie Princess Trans? No, it was wow. I didn't know she was there. I missed that one. Uh no, it was Star Fox.

SPEAKER_08 43:28

Oh, yeah. Well, he didn't have anything really to do with Mario outside the fact that it's Nintendo.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

Well, so the thing that I didn't like about it was Star Fox and all the Star Fox racers cut their legs off above their knee. What? Yeah, it's a it's a fact. They go ahead and cut their neck off. Yeah, they cut.

SPEAKER_10 43:48

He was there.

SPEAKER_01 43:48

No, I was there. I played the game. I saw it, I saw it happen. I I had uh like played through all of them. Um I hated inversion, but that's another thing. But no, no, they wouldn't eat the legs. What they did was they cut the legs off. The reason they cut the legs off is whenever you went into G forces and G force turns, the blood would rush out of your head and it would go down into your feet. So if you cut your legs off at your knees, then you don't get those pass out uh feelings from going into the high G forces and allowed them to get into the played video games, man.

SPEAKER_06 44:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:21

Oh well.

SPEAKER_06 44:22

Could you imagine Doug sitting in the thing with his kids and being like, oh my god, they fucked it up, guys.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

And the kids are like, Why? He has legs. Explain this to a fucking six-year-old. No, I can't. I don't really care. Yeah, I can't be like, is that Yoshi? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

No, no, it's a real thing, bro. And I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_08 44:42

That was all it was.

SPEAKER_01 44:43

Yeah, but but he a they made it a point to show off his like boots and legs. And so they were like, oh yeah, it was right.

SPEAKER_08 44:50

It was like, look at his boots and tokens like.

SPEAKER_01 44:52

Exactly. Yeah. So they made it a point to show it off as opposed to just like leaving it out and not talking about it, and I would have been totally cool with that. But instead, they made it a point to say, Oh, I have these boots, and I have actual legs. And it's like, no, you shouldn't. You should have cut those clips.

SPEAKER_05 45:07

Maybe they froze them and then put them back on and cut racing. Yeah, maybe that's why they're metal.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

No, they were metal. I wish they were metal. They were metal in the con in the game. His boots were metal. Oh. Yeah. But his legs were.

SPEAKER_05 45:22

Really?

SPEAKER_01 45:26

Oh. Made for racing. Or made for uh piloting spacecraft. Yeah. Yeah. How how big was what?

SPEAKER_10 45:34

How big were his boots? Were they thigh highs?

SPEAKER_01 45:36

Uh no, they were knee highs.

SPEAKER_10 45:39

So how do you know his fucking leg was a cut off of his knee?

SPEAKER_01 45:42

Because it no one when his traditional look, it was um like almost two peg legs coming down, like thin metal. Um I think there was a little bit of metal uh built up around the calf area, but other than that, it was pretty much metal shafts going all the way down to a metal plate down at the bottom that went into a spacecraft. This was actual boots. Like you saw.

SPEAKER_10 46:06

How many times did you masculate the scaffolds?

SPEAKER_08 46:08

No, I used to well, you know what's funny, dude, is like actually, like really briefly just browsing the web. Um there appears to be a lot of uh controversy to that. Because some people say that they are amputated, other people say that it's not amputated. So there's like a whole thing about that, apparently.

Nintendo Movie Nitpicks And Fan Debates

SPEAKER_01 46:33

Oh, yeah, well, yeah. I mean, uh, like when it comes down to Star Fox fans, those that were hardcore Star Fox fans would know that they cut that shit off. Because it was a World War II fighter that actually had his legs amputated, and that's what allowed him to do awesome barrel rolls, and he was able to outperform uh the Japanese pilots because he didn't have legs. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. So this is a real thing. So yeah, he had like an extra pint of blood, and then he didn't, yeah. He didn't lose from his brain, yeah. Because it didn't go down to his feet, it didn't rush into his feet and like go into those low areas of his body because there was no low areas. Oh, it went to his knee. Yeah, it stopped there and it's like, oh, we're full. So you could he couldn't pass out.

SPEAKER_10 47:12

I don't know, that sounds kind of weird. I don't know it actually really works.

SPEAKER_01 47:15

No, no, no, 100% it did. I can bring up the next next show. I'll let you know the guys.

SPEAKER_10 47:20

The other thing is like if you're missing a third of your body, you don't need that much blood. Yeah, like you don't have the same five quarts of oil that you have, you know.

SPEAKER_08 47:30

Not just that, if you're missing your limbs, like let's say you're cut off at the knee, you're actually losing the circulatory ability that your legs provide to your a lot of like uh so walking is the circulation happens in your calves. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:44

The return of blood swell to your heart, so you're actually like less well I I'm not saying that when it comes to any cardiologist fans were like you need feet to fly a plane. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_10 47:57

You do, you go and shoot down there.

SPEAKER_01 47:59

Yeah, no, no. The guy I'm telling you, the pilot had the ability to fly his plane. I would bring him up. He was a World War II file uh fighter pilot. Yeah, I believe he was an ace, couldn't tell you that for sure, but no, for back the facts. Okay, yeah, he was amputated at the knee. And yeah, he fought. Both legs and one fought for England. Uh both. Oh. Yep. Oh, they lost though, so what, England? Yeah. They didn't really lose. They didn't move. They lose, they always lose. They waited we waited for us to show up.

SPEAKER_08 48:28

World War II, they weren't G's, bro. They were f I mean, they were flying in biplanes.

SPEAKER_10 48:33

Yeah. What? You're doing 180 miles an hour. How many G's were you fucking hitting?

SPEAKER_08 48:39

I mean, it was like benchies on fucking sticks.

SPEAKER_10 48:42

When it comes down to the slight upgrade from the glider that fucking uh bill and tent flew across my eye. The right brothers, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:51

You pop a tight mile corkscrew and you'll get a G out of it. You'll also lose a wing. Entire plane bull like buckles in on its own.

SPEAKER_08 49:01

Yeah, those planes were not built like that back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

Well, no, it was we had metal planes in World War II.

SPEAKER_08 49:07

Yeah, the fighter jet. Yeah, it was slow.

SPEAKER_01 49:10

World War I is when we had those old like slow prop planes. When we got to World War II, we had Mustangs.

SPEAKER_10 49:16

Mustangs came out like the end of the war. But they didn't have Mustangs, we had Mustangs.

SPEAKER_01 49:20

Yeah, well, I mean, no, we we gave them a lot of well, no, they probably have what's I'm not gonna put that guy in a different plane than he was in.

SPEAKER_08 49:27

Well, you know, so like right right around the end of the wars when the because like the Germans were going hard on like a jet-powered you know, military stuff, you know, yeah, they wanted a jet-powered uh plane. Right. And then um in America, I think we came out with it before they did, or around the same time. Um and then the bomb thing happened. Yeah, it was a lot of timing. It was all about timing.

SPEAKER_01 49:52

You know that uh a lot of World War II was won by a art major. Not like a major in the army, but like uh he went to school to become an artist. Yeah, this was funny. So uh apparently on Doomsday, yeah, um, the German army uh they went ahead and set up all these fake inflatable tanks and artillery out in a field, and the German army thought the um Americans were actually coming down from a different position. So their army actually went in a different direction towards these inflatable tanks and uh all this like fake stuff out in the field, and that's what allowed our boys to come in. And if it wasn't for that artist out there painting fucking he was brought in as like a yeah, as a get that decoy. Yeah, the United States Army brought him on board. Yeah, had him out there building all the shit, and it allowed him to make out a like a ton of different like figures.

SPEAKER_10 50:48

That's fucked up because they left him out there when they were bombing it.

SPEAKER_12 50:53

We needed 300 tanks out there, you're only at 267.

SPEAKER_01 50:56

Stand up, stay there, paint, paint.

SPEAKER_08 50:59

Yeah, and then well, also, so like uh recently in Iran, you know, the uh a jet was shot down, right? We we had a guy fall down in the mountains, whatever, and he had some like radio technology with him, and uh Israel helped pinpoint where he was in those mountain ranges, and it was even supposedly like the CIA was doing things technology was yeah, one of the Epstein files was like, We're gonna get the guy back.

SPEAKER_12 51:21

Yeah, the guy's like, I'm no fucking idiot.

War Headlines Pilot Rescues And Satire

SPEAKER_08 51:25

So CIA was running like counter to intelligence and like um decoy, like saying that the guy landed somewhere else, like the fucking Iranians are looking for him in the hills and shit.

SPEAKER_01 51:36

So I'm listening online and I'm scrolling through, and I get come across this like really hardcore left winger, and he was talking about that particular situation, and he's like, Oh, we're doing so poorly. Our pilot crashed, and now he's landed in the mountains, and then they had to go and get it back. And I was I thought to myself, I'm like, wait, we got it back? Well, that's a fucking win. Like, what are you talking about? That's awesome. We got our guy back, really, yeah. Good to go.

SPEAKER_10 52:04

Under their fucking regime, we traded the Lord of War for a fucking WNBA basketball player that brought drugs into another country, yeah. Fucking retarded asshole, right? And then they're like, oh, we're spending money and time going to get one of our fallen heroes. Like, yeah, Dick, that guy's worth getting.

SPEAKER_01 52:25

He's a literal fighter pilot, okay? So his skills are like, yeah, I mean, you can combine I mean he's still a pussy because he got shot down.

SPEAKER_10 52:34

But that guy's worth getting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

I would heckle him at a bar.

SPEAKER_12 52:37

You can't fucking dodge a fucking RPG, fake.

SPEAKER_09 52:41

I think the rest of you.

SPEAKER_01 52:42

Oh, you got a you got a 12 million dollar machine under your belt and you couldn't get away from that little rocket.

SPEAKER_10 52:47

You know how disappointed Maverick is right now?

SPEAKER_01 52:49

Yeah. Goose is rolling over.

SPEAKER_08 52:52

It took them two days, though. So, like, or a day. So they got back. Well, yeah, it took a day, so like they crashed crashed.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

That's not even Blackhawk down shit. Yeah, it took those dudes like what was that, three days, and they had to kill 500 Somalians.

SPEAKER_10 53:07

Oh yeah, yeah. Blackhawk down shit was crazy.

SPEAKER_01 53:11

Exactly. This dude just decided to go for a hike in the mountains.

SPEAKER_08 53:14

Yeah, he got lucky.

SPEAKER_01 53:16

Right. Well, I don't know about that. Are we just that big? And badass. Our dudes can go for strolls in enemy territories. You think you masturbated? Yes, twice.

SPEAKER_10 53:25

That would have been my first. Never ever do this again.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

Yo, fuck.

SPEAKER_10 53:32

I need that post-no clarity. Which way do I go?

SPEAKER_01 53:36

I ate a lot of bacon today all over the country.

SPEAKER_10 53:40

Eat this.

SPEAKER_08 53:44

I imagine that they definitely, you know, they see the plane go down, they have to like send somebody to go look, right?

SPEAKER_10 53:52

They probably do.

SPEAKER_08 53:56

Go get them.

SPEAKER_01 54:04

They're gonna kill the dirt.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

No, that was gonna kill the dirkers.

SPEAKER_08 54:08

Wasn't that like American team hunger for? Team American, uh, that's what it was called. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 54:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 54:24

So fucking funny.

SPEAKER_09 54:26

He might be the greatest actor alive. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 54:34

Oh my god. Yeah, fucking movie was so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_08 54:38

You know, and that and that all spawned out of like 9-11 and all that. Yeah, you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 54:43

America! Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_10 54:47

Yeah, it's just so funny because that's literally like the way that the movie went, where they just go into an area and like blow everything the fuck up and kill like one person. Yeah, yeah, like we saved the world, you know. It's like now you just destroy the country, you know, like America.

SPEAKER_06 55:03

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_08 55:05

Yeah, man, everybody stuff.

SPEAKER_01 55:10

So what's going on with the straight?

SPEAKER_08 55:12

The straight?

Strait Of Hormuz And Gas Prices

SPEAKER_01 55:13

Yeah. So apparently it's halfway open, halfway closed kind of thing. I don't know. I've been trying to pick it up on the news, but everybody's just so controversial about it.

SPEAKER_08 55:22

I don't know how they're able to close it. I mean, we so we're bombing the shit out of them, fucking killing them all over the place. They're like, it's open.

SPEAKER_10 55:30

It's literally the stupidest thing, man. They're like, oh, it's about a two-mile-wide area that's deep enough for like big cargo to get through. One side of it is Iran. Yeah, like the coastline's Iran, the other side of it's like Durker Turkestan. So it's like, yeah. They're like, oh, you know, they have all these vantage points because you know, they're like, you know, they can hide out in these caves and everything. They're like, carpet bomb.

SPEAKER_11 55:52

Carpet bomb the shit out of those motherfucking cliffs.

SPEAKER_12 55:55

Yeah. Nobody's fucking doing anything, you know. Like, what are what are we doing here, man? Yeah, I guess that's what it is, too, right?

SPEAKER_10 56:01

Yeah, they're all in the power stations, right? Just carpet bomb the fuck out of the side of those cliffs. You know, because they say like that's the mountainous area of Iran is like along the coast there.

SPEAKER_08 56:13

Carpet bomb the shit out of that. Drop a fucking new gun. Who gives a shit? Well, you know, they also were like Israel proposed a plan to build a pipeline. Uh from like the UAE all the way to like Jerusalem.

SPEAKER_04 56:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 56:26

Yeah. And then on the other side of the Jordanian River, or whatever there is, like that uh there's yeah, apparently there's like an area, I guess, that ships can come through. And they just pump it out.

SPEAKER_10 56:36

So pump it out from one side and then pump it in the other one and the thing that bothers me about it is that like they say time and time again, that like melting America buys comes through that street. It is oil. That's not gonna be true.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

No, no, we have to buy like our heavy, thick crude oil because uh we what we produce is high-end fuel, and we usually buy our like sludgy stuff from them.

SPEAKER_10 56:59

Yeah, we make like well no, because they said that we can't buy the Venezuelan oil because it's too sludgy for our refineries. So, how are we buying sludgy stuff from them?

SPEAKER_01 57:07

Well, we should get it from Venezuela. We already have that shit. We should just bring it up.

SPEAKER_08 57:11

So, like stri, I don't know, when I looked it up, that said strategically back in like the 19 fucking 70s or 60s or whatever the fuck, we converted from like our source, which was like light crude, to a heavier crude from around, you know, the world. Because in like, I don't know, some predetermined time in the future, we're gonna run out of oil. And so instead of having to convert and met panic at that point, we'll just convert to what everybody else uses, which kind of fucked us anyway. Um, but and then there's also like the strategic oil reserve. So I don't know what's real, what's not real.

SPEAKER_10 57:44

Well, yeah, so all right, so you have you have a couple things that make the most sense, right? Yeah, sure. The day we bought the rant, prices of oil in America, gas prices, that's pump went up.

unknown 57:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 57:54

Okay. Now, at any given point in time, and any economist will tell you this, there's about 45 days of oil on the water. Yeah. It's already bought, paid for, being shipped to us.

SPEAKER_08 58:05

Right.

SPEAKER_10 58:05

So if we have 45 days of oil at a dollar, right?

SPEAKER_08 58:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 58:09

Whatever, a dollar a gallon, whatever the fuck, right? Yeah. How did it go to a dollar fifty the day we dropped the bond?

SPEAKER_01 58:15

You know? So I it's already paid for.

SPEAKER_09 58:18

How did the gas prices at the fucking pump? Before the gas station on the corner got more gas from the refinery, the price went up. So that's gouging.

SPEAKER_01 58:28

You know? I could be wrong about this, but I heard that when it comes down to the price of oil, it's a world price. It's not like a specific area.

SPEAKER_10 58:37

That's for crude oil.

unknown 58:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_10 58:40

That's for the barrel price per barrel of crude oil.

SPEAKER_01 58:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 58:43

But again, we already bought those barrels of crude oil and they're being shipped to us. They're in tankers. They're in tankers coming to us.

SPEAKER_11 58:49

That's like, that's like, yo, you order something from Timu and it's coming from China, and as it's in the water coming to you, they email you and they're like, actually, that's$50 more now. You're like, no, man, it's already being shipped. I paid for it.

SPEAKER_01 59:02

No, I I understand that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_11 59:05

It's already coming, you know? And they're like, yeah, but you know what? Uh something happened and it's$50 more now.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

With that said, our our like, let's say our 300,000 gallons of oil are floating across the ocean to get to us. But the 300,000 gallons of crude oil that we're going to get shipped over to China are now burning across Iran. Um, that affects the world price and the world economy because the world's price. Crude oil. So even those things are being shipped over here, um, unless it's in that guy's hand and he's already paid for it, the price can be affected, I'm assuming.

SPEAKER_10 59:46

Yeah, they already paid for it. They don't pay for it on delivery, it's not COD.

SPEAKER_01 59:50

Well, don't they have C O D. But they'll they have to bring it over to our refineries, and then our refineries then go ahead and pump it out and we buy it as crude oil and then we chop it up, and that's that's what we do with it. Well, I'm not I'm not the guy who's running it. Yeah, if I was running the program and I was that guy who's getting fucked, I wouldn't want to get fucked. But if I was the guy doing the fucking, I'd want to do more fucking.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:12

I guess you gotta think about it. It's it's really like cost price averaging, right? So like you buy it today at let's say it's uh$50 a barrel, and then you you buy a hundred barrels for fifty dollars a barrel, and then next week you're gonna buy another hundred barrels at a hundred dollars a barrel, right? So it's like that's a 50%. So now you have the dollar cost average across the 200 barrels you've bought. It's you know what I'm saying? So it's like logos continuously coming.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:40

So that's all right so let's talk about the oil prices, right? Because I'm just Google the 7% of US crude oil comes through that strait, right? Only about 20% of the world's oil passes through that strait.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:53

So how the fuck is it up? It went up at a minimum of a dollar a gallon here. Okay, that's a fucking 30% increase.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:01

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_10 1:01:02

It was around$2 a gallon, now it's almost$4 a gallon, it's almost 50% increase. Yeah. Right? It was like$220. Something like that, yeah. Now it's$375. So it's almost a 50% increase because 70% of our oil comes through that street, and 20% of the world's oil goes through that street. How the fuck is it out almost 50% at the pump?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:23

Hold on a second. Where did you see$2? I uh to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:29

It was like$220,$2.30.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

Not since Trump's been in office. I've seen it go down for to like uh$320, and I was like, all right, we're getting there, we're getting there, and now it's shooting back up to$280.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:40

It was definitely under$3 a gall.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:42

Yeah. Yeah, I I missed those stations. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:45

I fucked up uh, I guess I was you gotta stop shopping at the expensive gas station.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:48

Yeah, I guess so. That's it goes to the corner.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:51

Yeah, I mean, yeah,$265 and everything.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:54

Yeah,$265 was like right around the price I was paying.$265,$270. So at the 7-Eleven gas station in 106.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:02

But I mean, so my dude starts a little war, inflates it. It's still cheaper than Biden. It's still less than Biden, but it's getting close. It's still less. And wait until my goals. Yeah, wait. I mean, that's always up in summer. What are we hitting tomorrow?

SPEAKER_10 1:02:16

Yeah, it always goes up in the summer.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

Are we hitting electricity tomorrow?

SPEAKER_10 1:02:19

It's 103.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:20

Are we going after water tomorrow?

SPEAKER_08 1:02:22

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:24

He said uh bridges and power plants. Bridges, there we go. We're gonna lose infrastructure. You're not no longer moving, your products aren't gonna are gonna sit on shelves, and then on top of that, uh electricity?

SPEAKER_08 1:02:36

Yeah, but you know, so you know what he did? He uh there was they were trying to arm the Kurds, and they were gonna arm the Kurds to bring weapons into Iran, Iran, and like get the protesters, like guns and weapons into the hands of the protesters. So but the other day Trump came out and he's like, Yeah, I think the fucking Kurds took all those weapons. Like, fuck. You know, like probably, you know, fucking Kurdist, the the the Kurdish, they uh they probably saw the opportunity. Damn, man, America just fucking dropped off like fucking big ass trailers or filled with fucking ours now. Exactly. Uh yeah, we're not gonna hand these to protesters, we need these. Right, exactly. So like you the the hope for the uprising for the regime change and all that shit would then, you know.

Propaganda Censorship And Pop Culture

SPEAKER_01 1:03:22

Could you imagine getting raised in that way? What's that? I keep thinking about this. Like, we we were raised in Long Island, like if we were raising that fucking dirt hole out there, that would suck. Well, uh a different type of living, we'll say. No way. Yeah, like you you you're raised and you're you're I thank God every day. Your parents are screaming at you about God and you gotta do stuff, otherwise you'll get killed, and then on top of that, they're telling you you gotta fight for God and you gotta go out and like kill your neighbors and type.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:55

They're telling you to like fucking beat your sister and don't look at her and shit. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:00

On your way to school, you see one girl getting stoned, you see another guy shot.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:05

Yeah, I I women are cows.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:08

Do you remember some craziness they say? You also gotta remember that you're watching that through American propaganda movies.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:14

No, do you remember Faces of Death?

SPEAKER_08 1:04:15

You think America Iran is a nice place?

SPEAKER_10 1:04:17

No, I don't think it's a nice place. Actually, it was until America got in the It was a nice place before the Islamic Revolution. And we started the Islamic Revolution. We took out their leader then, and then the Islamics took over.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:32

Yo, I saw something I saw some dude steal bread and then held his hand down with rope and ran over his arm four times until that thing was no longer uh attached to his body.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:44

You know what they don't have there? You know what they don't have there? Crackheads and thieves.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:52

All right. Well, I'm sure they have.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:55

And if they don't have hands.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:57

That's thieves, not religious zealots, the ones that are doing the running over. Listen, we all seen a line. I don't. Street rat.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:05

I don't have these. Yeah, that movie was pretty racist. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:13

Was it? Yeah.

unknown 1:05:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:15

I mean, they all portrayed them. First of all, every one of them wore a turban.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:18

No, I saw Songdog Millionaire Millionaire. That was pretty much like uh real Latin.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:23

You know, they would run around with those big ass knives. You know. They had names like Jafar.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:30

That's not I I think they do. Like, I don't think any of that is well, the whole I don't think they had a pet monkey named the Pooh. Monkey, definitely. I think the tiger was bullshit. The tiger. Oh yeah. Ain't nobody running around with no fucking 900 pound tiger.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:48

What the fuck are you talking about, bro? They do that shit all the time in Saudi Arabia. No, they locked the tiger. Yeah, they're driving around with that thing in the fucking front seat of their car.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:56

No, you know what's crazy, man? They drive around with like hawks.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:59

Do they? Yeah, that would have been a good thing.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:00

And they put the bird out the window and the fucking bird goes flying around and it comes back. Who is this? In the UAE and like, you know, Saudi Arabia. Yeah. I've seen videos where the guy's like driving on the park. Mike Tyson had fucking happy. And he has his walk in the front seat and he's like putting him out the window and the fucking horse starts flying next to the car, does a little thing, comes back.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:18

Did he have one of those cool tattoos from the mummy under his eye? I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:22

Dude, Mike Tyson had fucking tires.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:24

Yeah, Mike Tyson.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:25

Mike Tyson hung out with his fucking tiger.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:28

I saw the hangover, but that wasn't.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:32

What do you mean you saw the hangover? The fucking guy literally had tigers.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:36

It was a thing, it was real. It was real. That's how he lost his money. Yeah. Yeah, tigers.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:40

Yeah, he bought another house just for the tigers and he would go hang out with them and shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:50

Okay. Yeah. So I don't think a princess is going to be running around with a tiger living here in her fucking bedroom.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:56

Just saying. And you're going to feed him full of chickens. Yeah, full of fun. Yeah. It's just alive.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:02

Varns for chickens. What do you mean? Why not? Because that's the heir to the throne. You don't usually want to like let us know. Fuck an apex predator. Live with your daughter.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:13

And they do it in the circus.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:15

Yeah, that's the circus, not princess material.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:18

Right. Grizzly bears. Right? That's her best friend that she grew up with, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:27

Well, yeah. All right, Disney. Yeah, yeah. I'm supposed to suck on that, Disney.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:32

That's some bullshit. That's like, oh, I don't want a puppy because you know it's an apex predator. And you're you're telling me I'm gonna have a puppy with my child.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:41

Oh god, that's so stupid.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:43

But with that said, They're predators.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:45

What happens when someone breaks in the ass? You don't get that.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:48

Whoa, you got weird on me. But hold on. Um what was it? The kid from Jungle Book, he hung out with a fucking panther and a bear.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:56

Nah, it's fake. That's drunkable, still.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:59

Yeah, that's jungle book.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:00

He's gonna be in the jungle. There's a lot.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:02

No, no, I'm just saying, there's a lot of things, a lot of people in Disney that should have gotten eaten.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:08

Yeah, I agree with that. Like Winnie the Pooh. He didn't grow up with the fucking blind. Look at that.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:14

Right. You should have gotten eaten by this book. Winnie the Pooh.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:16

Winnie the Pooh would have eaten all the motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:18

Yeah. All with honey. All with honey. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:21

Yeah, yeah. Winnie the Pooh.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:23

I'm gonna put your put your eyeballs right in this honey. Come here, pick it up. Pick it up. Picklet's batteries.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:31

Yeah, Winnie the Pooh was gay as fuck. He was a vegan. He was definitely a liberal.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:35

I love how it's like banned in China because the people say it looks like President Z. Yeah. So he banned it. And then I was looking at it, I'm like, we don't want to be banned in China, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:46

Don't bring Z up. Z, we like you. We're in a communist state right now.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:55

Dung is like all about America. But then whenever we bring something up, like Jews or fucking Turkers, yeah, or China. Oh, he's all about like let's censor our speech.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:10

Like we don't have amendments.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:12

There's a thing about like, you know.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:19

Did you say Kooth? Oh shit.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:24

You talking about South Park Coon?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:27

The Coon.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:28

The Coon. Oh, that was a night. Yeah. That was awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:32

And Mosquito?

SPEAKER_10 1:09:34

Yeah, Mosquito. Mysterion.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:36

Mysterion. And then what was Butters?

SPEAKER_10 1:09:39

Butters was uh Professor Chaos. Yeah. We're gonna flood the earth. He turns on a garden nose.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:47

The Simpsons here. And then uh oh, it was a little he had the little sidekick. Oh yeah. Yo, I I know you guys didn't play the video game, so there was the video game of that.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:04

I try not to do the other things.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:06

Well, uh shut up. That particular though, um, as you're playing through, all of a sudden, you know, you're you're playing the game and you're you're getting into the storyline and you're trying to move Mysterio and the whole fucking Coon clan through everything, and uh Kunna friends. Kuna friends, yeah. So you have the Kun friends doing their thing, and then you have another group and they're doing something else. And then um all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the other Kyle shows up, and you're like, oh fuck, I forgot about the other Kyle.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:36

It's like hey guys!

SPEAKER_10 1:10:38

The other Kyle?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:39

Yeah, you know Kyle's cousin, Kyle.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:42

Oh, you mean the other Jewish kid? Kyle Pop?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's his cousin, he's so very nice to leave. Yeah, my name, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:49

He's like, I need my ass in nail or yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:52

He comes out as a boss, like twice, yeah. And it's awesome because you're like, oh my god, you're so annoying. You you definitely need the boss spot. Yeah, he's like, I'm I'm just gonna take my my cousin's place, and like you ever see the episode of them playing baseball and they're playing baseball, and I was like, Yeah, fuck.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:13

Like these teams practice at getting bad, so they don't have to play anymore. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:18

Yeah, they suck. That shit's so fucking funny because it's baseball sucks.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:23

Yeah, and what's the name? Randy's like, I'm gonna fight a league nigga to the big leagues.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:27

Oh, I thought this was America! I can't go to the game tomorrow. I just don't think I'm gonna fight.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:37

You don't have to fight, Randy.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:41

Oh, you're just saying that.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:46

Oh my god, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:47

That's the great issue that we um do you remember when they went to China? Oh, yeah. For the for the um which one dodgeball?

SPEAKER_08 1:11:57

Oh, the Americans just soft. Oh, you have a great American le intellect. Yeah, yeah. And he talks about a round day.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:10

Do you have any non-dairy creamers? Exactly. I start acting like Americans. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:15

I want to you, I want to pay with my credit card.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:21

He says, Oh, that's why you guys are so good in the math and the science. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:28

Oh, yeah, that's right. They were talking about like penis size and shit like that. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:31

Big American penis. Look at this. Doug, show me a penis. Show them how small your penis is.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:41

On that note, thanks for coming to hang out with us, guys. We always appreciate you. Like and subscribe, hit all those little buttons at the bottom, uh, and then uh then go rely on some money.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:50

Yeah. Is there buttons at the bottom?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:52

Yeah, we have all of them.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:53

I mean, if Doug doesn't if Doug has to put them there, they're not there. Well, they're already there, though. They don't exist.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:00

All right, I'll have that guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:02

Bye.