Chronic Conundrum

Death & A Massive Tidal Wave of Crap: It's Time to Flee

Mark Saint | Chron Con Season 1 Episode 15

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This is the Season 1 finale of Chron Con! Today, we’re wondering if my own brother might be a retarded dolphin and why your therapist is incentivized to never cure you. We’re dissecting the urge to fake our own deaths and pondering if there’s a gay Latino dancer inside of me. Plus, I’ll explain why a massive tidal wave of shit is coming and how we plan to live a life on the road.

Whether you’re here to prepare for the apocalypse or you just want to say goodbye, this is the end, beautiful friend.


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