Chronic Conundrum

Lululemon & The Suburban Slog: The Season Finale!

Mark Saint | Chron Con Season 2 Episode 14

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Today, we’re wondering if I will return to the sterile embrace of the suburban slog or if the opportunity to bang my wife in the shower is enough to keep us in the flow state. We’re dissecting why the world has become a giant sh*t sandwich that is starting to rot and how Lululemon is turning tween girls into little hussies. We're exploring "real" Mexico, where underwear still dries outside the windows of cinder-block homes, and visiting a dream where a carnival is really just an OSHA-defying nightmare of methed-out ride attendants.

Whether you’re mired in the suburban slog yourself or you just like the idea of saving money on a clothes dryer, let's come clean.


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