Rowd & Loudy Comedy Podcast
Welcome to Rowd and Loudy, the podcast where two blue-collar best friends from Michigan take you on a wild ride through life’s highs and lows. Whether we’re swapping stories from the jobsite, sharing laughs over backyard beers, or diving deep into the struggles and triumphs of everyday life, we keep it real, raw, and relatable. Expect a mix of humor, heart, and hard truths as we navigate the chaos of work, family, and friendship—all with a Midwest twist. Tune in and join the crew for a weekly dose of unfiltered conversation, a little rowdiness, and a lot of laughs!
Every episode features funny stories, funny moments and a top 5. The top 5 is unique because we do not share our top 5's with each other until we are live on the air.
The catch neither Brad nor Eric knows what the other person is going to say, the shock value is incredible. This is a comedy podcast about all the fun stuff in life.
Every episode features funny stories and a top 5.
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Rowd & Loudy Comedy Podcast
Episode 10 - T-Rex Arms and Truck Stop Fashion Shows: Stories You Can't Unhear
Ten episodes in, and we're breaking all the rules! For this milestone celebration, we ditched our usual prepared format and went completely random with story roulette and impromptu top five lists that kept us both on our toes and doubled over laughing.
The storytelling reaches new heights of hilarity as I recount my high school presentation for the "Meat Beater 3000" – a meat tenderizer sales pitch that became an exercise in keeping a straight face while delivering innuendo after innuendo to an unsuspecting class. Meanwhile, Brad shares what happens when a retirement party for his dad turns into a Jello shot disaster, complete with T-Rex arms and a stairway collapse.
Nothing matches the childhood trauma of expecting to see your basketball heroes Kobe and Shaq play the Knicks, only to find yourself trapped in a three-and-a-half-hour Broadway performance of Les Misérables. "That was half of my nightmare?" became the rallying cry of a sports kid forced into culture against his will. And just when you think we couldn't get more inappropriate, Brad's "Truth Serum" story reveals what happens when anesthesia removes all filters, leaving his wife to share explicit morning activities with medical staff and friends alike.
Our randomly selected top five lists – "Worst Places to Be Drunk" and "Worst Places to Get Caught Having Sex" – push the boundaries of good taste while delivering genuine belly laughs. From parent-teacher conferences to funeral scenarios, we tackle the scenarios no one wants to experience but everyone can laugh about.
Whether you're a longtime listener or just discovering us, this tenth episode captures everything that makes our friendship and podcast work – unfiltered stories, unexpected humor, and the willingness to share the most embarrassing moments of our lives. Drop us an email at rowdandloudy@gmail.com with your own stories or topic ideas!
ROWD and LOUDY is the ultimate comedy podcast where two best friends share hilarious, never-before-heard stories in every episode! Tune in for laughs, surprises, and spontaneous humor as each episode features fresh, funny tales that one of the hosts has never heard before. Plus, every episode includes a Top 5 list where we rank and discuss random topics, adding even more fun to the mix. Whether you’re into storytelling, comedy, or just want to hear two friends banter about life, ROWD and LOUDY has you covered.
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Welcome to the Roud and Loudy podcast. This is episode 10. Holy shit, and we've got a great show. We're going to do some story roulette and some top five roulette and if this is the first time that you are listening to the show, welcome. Yep, we do some crazy shit on this show. We talk about whatever comes to our mind. It's definitely some comedy. We're going to make you laugh, probably question your sanity for a little, you know.
Speaker 2:It's got a simple structure to it too. So in the beginning I'll tell two stories. Brad tells two stories, whatever order. Brad doesn't know the story I'm telling, I don't know the story Brad's telling. And then we flip to a top five, uh, where we kind of do something random like a top five worst gifts to buy your wife, top five different things of that nature this is a different type of situation, because we are just drawing things at random.
Speaker 2:So we normally have these stories prepared, which the stories we do, but the top fives are going to be on the spot and it's gonna be fucking great yeah, the top fives we usually prepare as well.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:We go over that. We have some things that we know are going to be out there and make each other laugh, but if you're at all curious about all that stuff, you can go back. We've got, like I said, this is our 10th episode, so you can go back and listen to 1 through 9 and laugh your ass off, or don't to 1 through 9 and laugh your ass off or don't.
Speaker 2:It's really up to you. And we apologize too for episode 1 through 5, the sound difference I was talking to Brad, I listened to a little bit of it on the way home the sound difference from 1 and the sound difference to 4 and the sound difference to when you get to 6 is like holy shit, even the sound difference from 1-2 was pretty epic change.
Speaker 2:But the first thing we always do with every episode is we do a quick recap of the previous top five. So we did a little bit of a marry one, fuck, one, kill one situation last episode, and so it was just me putting Brad on the spot. Brad put me on the spot, so one that I came up with for Brad was Michelin man. The Michelin man and his outfit a furry that never takes his costume off, so like it, just always wears that all the time, even shower.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, it was a golden. It was not a golden retriever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the lemur emu.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and.
Speaker 2:Brad said he was going to kill the emu, marry the furry and fuck the Michelin man. And I told him he'd be like remember that Like a marshmallow, like a punch in a marshmallow and just go into town. So that was number three. Number two Brad put me on the spot and made me choose between my beloved Taco Bell and pizza.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:You had to kill pizza.
Speaker 2:And I can't publicly do that to tacos. So this is where we're at. You had to kill pizza and the next one you put me on the spot with was brutal too.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I had to give one thing up for the rest of my life weed or sex. And it's like come on.
Speaker 3:Dude that comment you made. You put four bullets in the chamber that came out weed sex, taco bell and pizza.
Speaker 2:Unbelievable yeah that's what you filled that gun of hatred with and just. And I also want to give a special shout out today to Mr Brad it is his birthday. Right now, while we were doing this, it is his birthday.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:Has it been a good day.
Speaker 1:Not really no, if I got to be honest. But this is going to make it all fucking better dude Straight up.
Speaker 2:No, no, it has not been.
Speaker 1:Wait, we got to give a special shout out to Jerry as well.
Speaker 2:Oh, with a comment, do you have it? Can you pull it?
Speaker 1:up. Yeah, I'll pull it up. I'll pull it up. Shit. Yeah, he sent us an email. What was it? A couple days ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the funny thing too is he's in Florida.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, he said, funny thing too is uh he's in florida.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, he said he's been listening to it all the time. There's like a heat map for our show and like it shows where people are, like there's some detroit, there's some kalamazoo, there's some you know, there's like one in florida, and I can almost tell you where my dad is, because yeah, so he said hello, gentlemen.
Speaker 3:Hello.
Speaker 1:He has a weird like.
Speaker 3:We're not, gentlemen at all Kind of Kind of.
Speaker 1:I just went for a one-hour walk on the beach and listened to the episode seven. Funny. What did I learn? Never let Matt P offer to buy pizza for anybody. No, in Gulf Shores, we had a feeling that you were the instigator, eric. Thanks for the confirmation. Oh shit, that's that episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's nuts. That's why he was texting me like that. He was trying to pry. I didn't even know. I didn't know until right now. Yep, oh yeah, didn't even know. I didn't know until right now. Yep, oh yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 1:I still feel bad for that one, like I really do yeah, and then after hearing the story about seven-year-old brad and the shit show when I see him at bart bauer bash, make sure he washed his hands before he shaked up, excellent comment, thank you so much. It's been a riot listening to your podcast. You guys work well together, jerry. Yeah, so that was awesome, that was good, that's the type of stuff we want.
Speaker 2:So like we want more of that, Like, just like little. We'll always read them on the show, Like if you hit that email up send it in.
Speaker 1:Did your gift card come? Oh, I didn't even see it.
Speaker 2:I timed it for six.
Speaker 3:So I could give you the paper yeah so when did it go?
Speaker 1:Went away. No, it's not there yet. You didn't give me shit. Oh yeah, you did. Here it is, Yep, I got it. In your face.
Speaker 2:So yeah, tonight we're doing a little bit of a weird situation and it's your birthday, so you get to pick first.
Speaker 1:So do you want me to tell the story first, or would you like to go?
Speaker 2:I think that you should tell the story first, so you need to choose no you're picking one that I do.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm picking it, yeah, oh, all right. Well, shit, shit, oh, no, shit, oh, no, no. Oh, I'm picking ones that you put in.
Speaker 2:Dude, did I get this assignment wrong?
Speaker 3:You got it all fucked up, dude, that's all right, I'll pick one of yours.
Speaker 2:So you put stories that I'm going to tell, though.
Speaker 1:I'll pick the stories that I put in. I can tell, so I'll pick one of yours. Here we go. So the first story of the night will be Meat Beater 3000.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, buddy, what the fuck is that all about?
Speaker 2:I actually know the year of this, so this is 2006. I'm in high school. I'm a junior, okay 2006. You're a junior in high school. That makes me feel fucking old dude. But the bar for like what's old keeps getting higher for me. So, like you know, like, when I hit 40 then it's like 70. Come on, like dude, he's old as fuck, 70 and then, like, once I hit 50 it becomes 80, you know it's like dude.
Speaker 3:Look at hank over here.
Speaker 2:Dude right the fuck you doing, hank you 80 year old, fucking old piece of shit that 80 year old piece of shit's probably kick your ass too so I was, I don't know I got, I got in trouble at times at school, but I was also a good student, like I, I, I don't know 3.5 kind of kid. Yep, um, and we were in language arts and we had to design a flyer for something that we picked out of a bag. So we got a partner and we got one person Okay, and you, we had to sell this product, right, yeah, so I reached my hand into this awesome little sack Okay, in front of everybody. So there's probably 30 kids in this class Yep, right, and I don't know. I reach in, dude, and I grab a meat beater, A meat, what the fuck? Like the thing that you would tenderize meat with, right, okay, so they gave us two days, they let us type it up, you know, whatever.
Speaker 2:So me and another kid that was absolutely hilarious. I'm not gonna say his name, we're gonna call him dave, all right, okay, he, he's well known in the business world. I'm just gonna yeah, no, he's doing well for himself. Um, so, dave and me, we get this meat beater and we're fucking nine. We're like dude, we're gonna give a whole pitch about beating your meat in front of all these, like fucking other 17 year olds. Some are gonna get it, some are gonna think we're immature, but we're going for it, dude.
Speaker 2:So we designed a whole flyer and and pamphlet like do we like put our heart and soul into this? Like we put, like we, we put like the thing on the front and we named it the meat beater 3000. And like we put, we put like absolutely like we actually put like a lot of content into it too. Like we put like types of meat that it would work with. We put, um, you know situations where you could beat your meat and this would help. We put what beating your meat with the competition looks like. We even put up with like uh, started putting together like new products like the meat beater 4000, where you can beat your meat in public. And, dude, we gave this whole pitch. Okay, so the class is super sheltered, like there's a lot, a lot of like sheltered kids in there and a lot of kids don't get it. And that's what's even funnier.
Speaker 2:It's like me and Dar oh my God, me and Dave are like driving this thing home and like, just like we're like we can't look at each other because like we'll fucking lose it. We know it, dude, about a meat beater to the whole class and the best part was the teachers in the back and she is awesome. So she was a really cool, I'll say your last Mrs Brown, and she was just, she was dying dude. Yeah Fucking losing it. She was not sheltered, so she knows exactly what's going on she knows where you're going.
Speaker 3:She knows exactly, dude.
Speaker 2:So when we're talking about beating our meat in public, she's like hitting the table and, like you know, like the three of us are laughing now yeah so yeah, so I gave a whole sales presentation when I was 17 about beating my meat in front of like 20 of my peers 25 with a straight fucking face and got an A.
Speaker 1:No shit, you should have recorded that dude.
Speaker 2:Dude yeah. Somebody should have recorded that, and coming this fall, the Meat Beater 4000. Now you can beat your meat in public. It beats white meat, dark meat, black meat, brown meat, hell, it even beats red meat. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Came up with other products too, meat. Oh my god, with other products too, like, um, I think the meat beater 5000 was so that you could beat your meat on a plane, like we had all sorts of, but it just like. It was crazy to me how many people didn't get it. Yeah, at that point, like 17, I got that right, but they didn't. But like seeing the teacher and like just knowing that, like that situation's probably talked about it.
Speaker 1:You know different teaching oh, you know, she went into the teacher's lounge and was just still dying about it, telling all of her, oh, yeah, and she's like, what do I do?
Speaker 2:like, do I do I get them in trouble? Or because so she called. She called us after the class and so all the kids leave and she goes. Guys, honestly, that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. The way you did that, with a straight face, still blows my mind. She goes. I just want to let you know that if I get any phone calls about this, we might have to figure it out. But that was hilarious, it was totally cool with it, but also kind of let us know, hey, be hush-hush about it. Like don't go bragging about this because I don't want to deal with this. So like when she told us that, like it became an even funnier joke.
Speaker 2:It's like a fart in church now dude yeah.
Speaker 1:You and another person know about it and you can't even talk about about yep, yep nice oh my god, so yeah, I would have, I would have laughed my ass off, as in that class I want to say.
Speaker 2:There's probably one or two people that were, but trying to hide it like out of respect to like to like you know, let me sell it right I saw the shit out of it, dude. Everybody in that class would have been beating their meat in public. Dude, they'd have been flying spirit airlines getting through like what is that? It's a meat beater. What do you mean? What is it high?
Speaker 1:tech. Everybody's buying the meat beater 3000 it's 2006 technology bitch, what are you doing?
Speaker 2:trying to join the mile hot club myself oh shit, oh my god yeah, so I don't know, I just thought that was bold, but worth it do you remember?
Speaker 1:it was the uh song I think two Two Live Crew did it where he's talking about the. That was the beginning of the song where he's talking about. I think it was like fucking a corpse or something like that. What the fuck? Yeah, it was really fucked up. But I played that in one of my English classes and I did a paper on it. But I played like the intro to the song and it was like he was fucking a corpse or something like that and realized what he'd done and so he like took a straw and like yeah, it was bad, dude, it was bad. I'll have to find that song dude.
Speaker 2:I would have had weird dude if you would have played that in front of me. I'd be like this guy's gonna kill all of us guys listen, look at h. Look at huddle, huddle. Come here. Okay, he's talking about drinking a corpse, alright. You don't do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I was fucked up.
Speaker 2:So pause for a second. I think I got the assignment completely wrong, so I was supposed to write topics that I was going to talk about in the bowl or that you were going to talk about in the bowl.
Speaker 1:That I was going to talk about in the bowl, but that's fine because I've got the ones.
Speaker 2:That's how my top fives work. These are all for you.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2:That's fine yeah.
Speaker 1:So you pick out one of my three.
Speaker 2:Retirement parties.
Speaker 1:So I'll talk about my dad's retirement party. Okay, how long ago? Um, let's see, this was probably 10 to 12 years ago, I think somewhere in the 12 to 15, I'm not sure exactly but that time frame. So we'll say 12 years. So my dad worked at a machine shop for 30-some years, got out of the Army, went in there and they ended up shutting the doors because they had a union and it didn't go well. And uh, so he went into this little hole in the wall place that they did the speedometer like your, the stick that moves on your speedometer. The colors, like they. They did the colorations and they did that's what they made.
Speaker 1:They did those and then they did pilots for, like, your water heater, your furnace, your your oven, shit like that. And it was just like, but he went in there as like a setup, like he'd set up the tools and stuff like that. But there was all these, just all these like little Mexican gals that were working in there that were doing some of the production and stuff, and they just loved them Right in there that were doing some of the production and stuff, and they just loved them right and uh, so they, they wanted to throw him a retirement party. So they all came to their house, right?
Speaker 1:like the owner's house or no, hit like my mom and dad's house. Okay, my mom was out of town for the retirement party. She I can't remember now where she was, but she knew that the party was going down and all that. And so all these little Mexican gals show up and they've got tequila, they've got all the alcohol shit. And this one lady that was really like my dad, she brought Jell-O shots, oh my God. So brought Jell-O shots. Okay, oh my God.
Speaker 2:So how many people were there?
Speaker 1:I'm thinking there was probably 30 people there, holy shit. Yeah, there's quite a bit. You know, some people came that he used to work with at the tool shop, things like that. So there's quite a few people, some people that I knew that I'd met previous. You know, because when I was a kid I'd go into the machine shop all the time with him, you know, meet people and whatever walk around, and so these my dad did not want to do shots. Okay, he's like I'll drink whatever I'll do, but I'm not doing shots because he didn't want to get all fucked up, right?
Speaker 2:So Something tells me he does a shot.
Speaker 1:No he doesn't do a shot, I, with my bright idea, I tell this little Mexican gal, I'm like I'll do his shot too. So this was back when I was drinking. Yeah, so she's like okay.
Speaker 3:So I started doing two jello shots to her, one right, because I'm doing mine and I'm doing my dad's.
Speaker 2:I get completely fucking blitz what time of day is it right now?
Speaker 1:it's at this point in time, it's probably five or six in the afternoon afternoon, yeah, so my dad did um, he loves the fish, I love the fish too, but he had uh, he did a big fish fry for everybody.
Speaker 1:So I had a bunch of them in the freezer brings them out, thaws them out, breads them, and then he has like a big turkey fryer. He throws all these fish in and but it's, they're awesome, dude, you know gills and uh, perch and that kind of shit and uh. So I I'm just getting completely fucking wasted right, and I think it was probably about a half hour after. I have no idea how many shots I did.
Speaker 1:I don't remember. So I go over in the yard and there's these. You remember those old plastic chairs that you could lay open Like they would click up and then click down and they'd lay all the way open.
Speaker 1:So I'm laying on one of those right and I've got the head tilted up a little bit and I'm there in this chair and I'm laying on one of those right and I've got the. I've got the head, like, tilted up a little bit and I'm just, I'm there in this chair and I'm just wrecked, you know, just wrecked.
Speaker 2:Laying like a.
Speaker 3:Tyrannosaurus.
Speaker 1:It's on a plane, I'm like come out of my side just wrecked and it's, you know, probably six, 37 o'clock at this point, you know, and I rack out, you know, I'm just, I'm out and I wake up and I just hurl all this pink all this jello shit all over the ground and somebody must have saw me.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, like puke. They're probably worried about me, I don't know. So I get up and I'm stumbling around and whatever, and my dad, like it's, I think people are starting to roll out. You know, people are done. And so my dad grabs me and like we're going inside and they had a two-story house, so we walk up on the porch, we go inside and I'm going up the stairs and I it's a like a try or a double level kind of stairway, so you go up like 10 stairs to a landing and then it turns 90 degrees and you go up more to the second story.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I get to the landing and I turn 90 degrees and I go up like two steps. My dad's right behind me, right, he's following me up the stairs and I just lay down.
Speaker 3:I get like two more stairs and I just fucking lay down.
Speaker 2:Like on your back or on your front, no, on my front. I just stop Dude like a beach T-Rex again.
Speaker 1:I just stopped and fucking lay down and my dad practically fucking falls on top of me, right, because I just stopped. You know, I'm going up the stairs and I just stopped and fucking lay down. Oh my God. So, my dad spends the next like five, ten minutes trying to get me back up. Finally gets me back up. I finish walking up the rest of the stairs and he, like fucking, just pours me into bed. Right, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Get in there and I'm fucking out. Done son.
Speaker 1:So the next morning I have no idea what time I got up and you know everybody's gone, he's up, he's kind of cleaning up around the place and I've got to get back home and before I left we're talking like hey Dad, thanks for you know, inviting me and whatever and letting me completely destroy myself.
Speaker 3:You know, that's exactly what I told him. Thank you so much. Thanks so much for letting me completely destroy myself.
Speaker 2:You know, that's exactly what I told him.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much. Thanks so much for letting me completely destroy myself.
Speaker 2:Dude, I got white girl wasted last night. You were my buddy, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he got me upstairs. But yeah, he's like what the hell were you doing? You know he's talking about going up the stairs. I'm like I don't know, I just it was time to go to bed or something. I don't know, I just fucking laid down. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Dude, those were the-.
Speaker 1:I think that was the last time that I got completely drunk. I think that was the last time I. I think it wasn't the last time I drank, but yeah.
Speaker 2:While you were telling that I'm just writing down gold stories. Oh yeah, Because I'm just thinking of what like been there done, like you know.
Speaker 3:It's ringing bells Right yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, so we got another next story here.
Speaker 2:And then we got a or should you pick a top five so you can start writing ideas down while I'm talking and I'll pick a top five while you are talking and I can start writing down gold ideas.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 2:Are your top fives? Like funny things for me to do? Top fives on.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, me too.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got that assignment right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Shit Um it's this one.
Speaker 2:No, I've got the one that, oh the it's this one.
Speaker 1:No, I've got the one that.
Speaker 2:Oh, the top fives, yep, these are mine.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no no, no, I've got your next story Okay.
Speaker 2:No, it's this one. No, no, no, no. I already picked it. I picked it. I put that right here.
Speaker 1:I already picked it, dude, fuck off, I already picked it. Okay, so we need a top five. Okay so I'm picking one of these and that's for you to do, okay.
Speaker 2:And you got to say it out loud though.
Speaker 1:All right, so I'm going to pick this one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1:This one. So my top five tonight is going to be worst places to get caught having sex. All right, that's a good one. Okay, yours, yours are these three here. Boom, boom Boom.
Speaker 2:Nice Top five worst places to be drunk. I like that. Wait, that's for me to do right, yeah, that's for you.
Speaker 1:Yep, okay, so your story is going to be Les Miserables.
Speaker 2:Les Miserables, les Miserables, les Miserables, les Miserables, oh man, all right. So if you know anything about me, you know I'm a sports guy, right, always have been, and when I was growing up it was all I did. Because, dude, 90s basketball, jordan Kobe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's one thing, dude. We had some good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what do? One thing, dude we had some good. Yeah, what do we have now? No one's watching it. It's just stupid, nobody watches.
Speaker 1:I don't know anybody that watches basketball anymore.
Speaker 2:I used to, but now it's just a bunch of people checking up threes and I can't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean who's the number? I mean LeBron. Is LeBron still playing? Is LeBron?
Speaker 2:still playing. He's old, but he's good. He's really good. Jason Tatum's really good, luka Donik's really good.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I know LeBron.
Speaker 2:Victor Wimignan is really good, don't know.
Speaker 1:Never heard. I don't watch basketball at all anymore, can't?
Speaker 2:do it. But, yeah, so I used to be a big sports guy, so when we took our vacations, a lot of times what we would do is stay with my Uncle Mike. So it's my dad's brother, right, and he was in the Navy so he would always take vacations in different spots by water. So there's always cool things to do. We went to North Carolina all sorts of different shit, yeah. So one time we actually went to like a little bit outside, outside of new jersey, if you will. So, um, and we would stay with them for a week.
Speaker 2:um, it was a way we could go see new towns and, like, do cool shit yeah um, in new york, dude, we bought like the fake oakley's and the fake rolexes and we felt like bosses.
Speaker 2:You know, fifteen dollars and we're flossing it, you know yeah um, but there was a day where I think my uncle mike got a really good discount on on tickets to stuff. So there's broadway in new york, there's also, uh, madison square garden where the knicks play. That's downtown new york. So we're in new york and he goes into this outpost and it's like his family's big and our family is just my mom, my dad, me and my brother, so like his family's big and our family is just my mom, my dad, me and my brother, so four His family's one, two, one, two, three, so five, yeah, so yeah, so it's like getting tickets for like nine of us to go do something.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So my dad, before we're in there, like tells us that there's a basketball game tonight and it's the lakers, like lakers, knicks. And I'm like, holy shit, that's shack and kobe oh yeah right like oh my god, and there's a play that we might be you know we can go to. Yeah, do you guys have a preference? It's like basketball game my brother's like basketball game, yeah, yeah duh and uh, my dad's like okay, okay, well, yeah, okay, and so they go into this building like we're all outside, it's new york, so it's really busy.
Speaker 2:Like we, we took, um, we took our car down there, but then like we parked somewhere and took a cab into the city, if you will yeah um, and so, like we were all waiting outside, we're all excited we're in a big city for the first time, like we're like by downtown, like time square area okay, like that's one place I've never been in new york nike town. It's, it's cool that's cool.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't remember a ton about it, but I remember this. Um, so we have the option of going to go see the Knicks play the Lakers with Kobe and Shaq, or go see Les Miserables and Broadway, and they go in to get tickets. And I'm looking at my brother and I'm like dude, if dad comes back with fucking Broadway tickets, I'm never forgiving him for this.
Speaker 3:Like this is fucking bullshit, Like I'm just being real this is fucking bullshit, I'm calling bullshit on this.
Speaker 2:They come out with fucking play tickets, dude, and come to find out which I'll fill in later. Les Miserables is the longest Broadway play in production that there is.
Speaker 1:Oh really, I did not know that it's three and a half hours long. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:I'm 12.
Speaker 1:So you're really gonna enjoy it.
Speaker 2:I probably had a kobe jersey on. I was already ready to go to the game before I got invited right, okay, I'm there.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'm there so the best part of this whole story, though, is um, we're sitting in this plane. It's fucking awful dude. And I'm like, looking at my brother, I'm tapping him on the. It's fucking awful dude, and I'm like looking at my brother, I'm tapping him on the shoulder. I'm like this is fucking dumb dude. This is fucking dumb. He's like, I know, but just get through it, you know, and I'm like dude. Why the fuck are they this mad at this guy about stealing bread? Just let him have the fucking bread.
Speaker 2:We're talking about like a dollar Wonder bread dude, analyzing it at 12. Right, the lights come on. The lights come on and we walk out and I look at my dad. I'm like, dude, I fucking did it, yeah, yeah. And he's like what do you mean? I was like I fucking did it and I made it through that shitty play. And he's like no, you didn't, this is intermission. And I'm like what the fuck is intermission? And he's like it's like half time. And as soon as he says half time, I know exactly what the fuck that means. And I'm like wait, wait, wait. That was half of my nightmare. Is that we? That was half of my nightmare, dude.
Speaker 2:That was like sitting through a whole movie like, but not a movie, movie like sound, sound of Music kind of movie. It was so dumb. I sat there and like, dude, it scarred me, man, because it's like I had such high hopes, dude, and then watching them come out like thinking I'm going to be excited about that is like showing up with Almond Joys on Halloween. Like 90% of the kids are like fuck this house, I'm house, I'm gonna egg it. Fuck you, fuck you and your bad decisions, dude, yeah, we got quinoa for dinner, aren't you excited? Like, no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 2:No, I am not kobe bryan that's fucking awesome so I made it through like the worst play ever. I mean it got to the point where, like when I was in college and stuff, I even told girls I'm more of a concert guy. I don't mean to be a dick, but like, if you want me to go back to that shithole, I got scarring.
Speaker 3:I got baggage.
Speaker 2:I got trauma, all right. So, a brother's going to get really high and maybe take some hallucinogens before.
Speaker 3:I go If you're cool with that.
Speaker 2:I'm cool with that, right, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, no shit, man, that had to be tragic. Oh, dude 12 years old watching that.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, if I ever do stand-up by myself, I already know what my set's going to be called. It's going to be called Les Miserables. Dude, there'll be an intermission, just cause.
Speaker 3:Just cause, yeah, I'd be afraid to do stand-up right now with all. Just cause, just cause. Yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 2:I'd be afraid to do stand up right now With all the Karens in the world. That's probably why I haven't done it. Like you know how bold I am, I don't give a shit yeah. But I haven't done it because I'm afraid I'm gonna say something like but you know what dude that's?
Speaker 1:That's fine, because there's more comedians that need to do that shit. Look at, look at the comedians that are successful right now. They don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:They're going to say. Whatever they're going to say, I love Bill Burr. I love Dan Chappelle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Some of the old Cat Williams is gold too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, nobody's doing that kind of thing, I mean not very few.
Speaker 2:Weed ain't the same as drugs. Weed is a plant. It just grow like that, if you still happen to set it on fire there are some effects hungry, happy, sleepy that's it oh man, yeah, no, I I don't know, I just yeah I think that would be horrible.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, but all right, so I got to pick another story, right?
Speaker 3:Yep, hmm.
Speaker 1:Truth serum story. Oh yeah, this is going to be a good one. Oh yeah, this is going to be a good one. So this was about six years ago. Six or seven years ago, okay, my wife had surgery, and I won't tell you surgery for what, but she had surgery.
Speaker 3:But her, yeah, you guessed it.
Speaker 2:So Two Tell them what is one. Tom, he's won two gifts or ten against Red Lobster.
Speaker 1:So before surgery, her best friend is going to come over with her and she's going to go to the surgery because she's a good friend. And that morning. So her best friend we'll call her Dawn she comes over and she's got work to do a little bit and my wife is ready to go.
Speaker 1:She's got all her shit packed, and what I've yeah so she, we come downstairs and she's like on me, dude, like she wants it now and she's not taking no for an answer and I'm like, all right, fucking a she drugged up. No, not not at this point. This is before the surgery. This is downstairs in our house. What time is this? It's like six or seven in the morning.
Speaker 3:Dang, I don't know.
Speaker 1:So I'm like why can't I? Here we go. So her friend Dawn is upstairs and we're getting it on downstairs because we got a bedroom downstairs and you know we're trying to be quiet and you know all that shit. So but we get done, get all get ourselves together, you know. Go back upstairs yeah dawn's got her.
Speaker 1:she's done with work. I don't have any idea if she knew what was going on downstairs, but so we go, we leave the house, go to get her surgery done and it's like an outpatient thing, right. So she's under for I don't know hour and a half, two hours here. No, she's in surgery, okay. So we go to the outpatient clinic and she comes out of surgery, right, and they've drugged her and put her to sleep.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well this is the first surgery that I've ever been involved in with my wife. I don't realize that, like the stuff that they give her to knock her out is like a truth serum. Okay, she's gonna say whatever the fuck is on her mind, and she does like. So we're. This is after her surgery. We're all in the room. The nurse is in there, her friend Dawn is in there, I'm in there and she starts talking about what we did that morning.
Speaker 1:Like, exactly Like exactly Like down to like. Yeah, we were downstairs, we were doing it when you were upstairs. Oh, my God she was just like explaining to the everything. And this nurse is in the room as well. She has no idea who we are, but my wife is explaining to her what I did to her that morning and I'm like shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:Shut the fuck up my god, just oh, yeah. And of course after that I'm going to lick the tip, naturally.
Speaker 3:So yeah, how long was she talking about this, at least.
Speaker 1:And how many people were in there. I was in there, the nurse was in there and her friend Dawn was in there. All three, and then my wife, obviously.
Speaker 2:Was the nurse dying? Oh yeah, well she was trying to, not because. So what time was she telling this Like?
Speaker 1:nine. Well, I think the surgery was like eight or nine, and so this is probably noon one o'clock when she's done all the surgery and she's waking up. And yeah, she's telling, and I'm honestly I don't know if we're the only ones that heard it, because the door to her.
Speaker 3:Little room is open.
Speaker 1:Right, so anybody that's out in the door to her little room is open, right? So anybody that's out in the nurse's station or whatever, yeah, anybody that's out in the nurse's station can hear what she's saying. Oh my god, so I'm like. Oh my god, yeah, so needless to say, I'll know that next time I gotta put like a ball gag on her or something when she comes out of surgery so she doesn't.
Speaker 3:She'll still think it's like a nose.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. So everybody in that room knew all about our sex life that morning. Oh my God, yeah, yeah, it was a good 10 minutes that she was telling this story sex life that morning. Oh my God, yeah, yeah, it was. It was a good 10 minutes that she was telling this story, telling everything that happened, like you know, detail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was and you're trying to make her stop.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like shut the fuck up. Yeah, cause I don't know this nurse, you know, I mean, and her friend she's, I mean we're doing it while she's upstairs and she knows this now, yeah, so.
Speaker 2:She's cool with it, isn't she?
Speaker 1:She doesn't care, she don't care, she don't care, she's just laughing her ass off.
Speaker 2:So yeah, the best part about that story is that she wanted all sorts of craziness, like before yeah it went down like right yeah that's cool.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it was cool until she started telling everybody about it you know it's called cup phones.
Speaker 2:You want a cup phone? I gotta tell you a story. My husband this morning, how, like, how, how vivid of detail, like, like, was it like?
Speaker 1:Vivid yeah.
Speaker 2:Like were people laughing or embarrassed.
Speaker 1:I think that the nurse was embarrassed for me, you know it was. Yeah, her friend was like I think her friend doesn't care, she was all she was. You know she was laughing and enjoying it, you know. But yeah, are you going to do a different top five?
Speaker 2:I got one done. I'm going to do another one.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm probably only going to do one.
Speaker 2:I'll only do one then too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so my top five was worst places to get caught having sex. Yep, yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 2:And mine is top five worst places to be drunk. I'm just trying to think of like when it's like inappropriate right, like this isn't going to be, like at a yeah.
Speaker 1:I was thinking like places that you know, like you would not want to be drunk at all, like this is the worst place for you not to be like inappropriate, but like the last place that you wouldn't want to be drunk Ohio.
Speaker 2:I hate Ohio. I fucking hate it. Well, if you're listening, you're fine, you're cool, right? If you're from Ohio, we're cool If you're. If you're listening, you're fine.
Speaker 3:You're cool If you're from Ohio.
Speaker 1:If you're an Ohio State fan, you know, yeah, that's a little bit far Not a good look. I don't even say that in my house.
Speaker 3:It's not a. Thing.
Speaker 2:It's not a thing. I taught my daughter at one when anyone says that to go, no, no, no, no, no, and I have a video of it I got proof of this. And it happened at a grocery store Two guys talking about the game. Yeah, she walked right up to him like in my cart. She was like one and a half.
Speaker 3:I was like no no, no. And the guy's like what.
Speaker 2:And I said, say it again he goes Ohio State. She goes, how'd you do this? I was like I taught her really young.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know that's awesome, does she?
Speaker 2:still do it. She's older now, so she does whatever she wants.
Speaker 1:She's a preteen. It'd be sweet if she still did it, though.
Speaker 2:I'll bet part of her wants to.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:She knows better than that, oh shit. So do you want to go first, or second so do you?
Speaker 1:want to go first or second, I'll go first. I only have four written down right now.
Speaker 2:I got five. If you want to come up with a fifth, Okay, you do yours then.
Speaker 1:So this is top five worst places to be drunk.
Speaker 2:Yep, and I could definitely come up with another one of these while you're going, if we have more time, all right. Top five worst places to be drunk, number five.
Speaker 1:You're going to do five, four, three, two, one.
Speaker 2:Isn't that how we usually do it? You do whatever the fuck way you want to Number five. Mombo Sometimes Number five.
Speaker 3:Sometimes you get lost. No, oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:No Number five At your mom's funeral.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be horrible. That would be horrible. Just hammered, yeah, like you got. Or what would be even worse is if you were hammered fucking drunk and you got the call that your mom died oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't even want to talk about this. Let's go on to number four. All right, number four. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't want to talk about this. We're going to number four. All right, number four. Apparent teacher conferences for your kindergarten. Oh my god, yes, holy shit, kids five, you're just fucking shit face how's's Demi doing?
Speaker 1:Good, okay, oh shit, yeah, oh my God. Yeah, that would be awful. I mean that would be awful if your kid was older as well, but at any parent-teacher conference, I'd say up to eight.
Speaker 2:it's savage though. If you come in hammered.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's bad, that's really bad.
Speaker 2:I know Number three At your granddaughter's church for her baptism.
Speaker 3:Hammered, hammered.
Speaker 2:Granddaughter though. So that's like multiple people you're pissing off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's like generational.
Speaker 2:Just hammered Like dude, I wouldn't do well with that. Like, if I get a certain point, I'm just like moving all over Like it's not. You're going to know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Number two During a final meeting with your parole officer.
Speaker 3:You're fucked, you're fucked.
Speaker 1:You're fucked, oh man, yeah, that would be awful.
Speaker 2:And number five. I'm sure this has happened.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to Google it, but it would be even worse, it's number one.
Speaker 2:Shit, I did it again. I did five, down to five.
Speaker 1:I know you get fucked up, but it would be even worse if that's why you were in jail, like you were drinking and driving or something like that.
Speaker 2:And everything was fine.
Speaker 1:Everything's been fine. And you show up to the last one and you're just hammered.
Speaker 2:I had a buddy that had so many DUIs that he had to blow into a breathalyzer to start the car.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a lot of people that have that you got to pay every time you do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like 10 bucks a time.
Speaker 1:Oh really.
Speaker 2:Every time you breathe into it, or he has to change it.
Speaker 1:They call it a blow-in A blow-in go. Yeah, it's $10 each time you blow into it.
Speaker 2:Or like every week, he had to change something on it. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I just leave the fucking car running, run.
Speaker 2:I would never turn that good jacket ever like oh shit all right number one during your last driver's test for driver's ed as a kid where it's illegal. And then I have other ones that I was going to throw in there. Wait, go for it Like Ohio At an amusement park.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of people that get drunk at an amusement park, though.
Speaker 2:At a wave pool.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that would suck.
Speaker 2:At your final divorce hearing, while giving a speech to kids.
Speaker 1:Hold on so I got a joke. So there's this guy and and his wife and they're at a uh, amusement park. We'll say, and they, uh, they're together and they're having a good time, whatever.
Speaker 1:And the lady looks over and sees her old boyfriend okay, and he's just fucking hammered, drunk, okay, and she's like, you know, like she tells her husband like, wow, yeah, look what the fuck is he doing? Like look at him, he's all fucking, he's all hammered. He's like we were together like 30 years ago and the guy looks at her and says, yeah, and he's still fucking celebrating. We were together like 30 years ago and the guy looked at her and he says yeah, and he's still fucking celebrating.
Speaker 3:I'm still going crazy, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Three decades of this. This isn't one.
Speaker 3:This is two.
Speaker 2:He's still celebrating, oh my God, I've never remarried. I don't even like that term in my house, but I got all sorts of women that come through. Oh my God, still celebrating, still going fucking hard. What about while giving a speech to kids about DARE and why they shouldn't do drugs?
Speaker 3:Oh man yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, wow, yeah, that would be bad.
Speaker 2:Like other things, like job-related, like what if you're at a conference representing your company and you're right in the middle of the giant floor at McCormick Place or something? Like that in your company garb, and you're hammered and you're fucking sloshed yeah, I know a few people that have done that.
Speaker 1:Just be hammered drunk. You're fucking sloshed yeah, I know a few people that have done that. Just be hammered drunk Alright. So my top five is worst places to get caught having sex. The frosty cup, the butthole bar Alright Number five In your parents' bed.
Speaker 2:Oh, did your parents catch you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah, your parents caught you.
Speaker 2:There's nothing you can say. We were just doing laundry.
Speaker 1:I was cleaning it, I was churning. Look at me, she was churning butter.
Speaker 2:Mom, Dad, I was cleaning it and it went off. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3:I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2:Okay In the confession booth at your church. Dude, you're going to be sent straight to penis purgatory For sure. Fuck, people are going to have to donate so much to get us out. That sounds horrible. I'm like me and my lady and you and your lady. That would be dare, big time All right.
Speaker 1:Number three At your work office party oh.
Speaker 2:And no one wants to be that guy, and everybody already knows who that guy is going to be.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, all right, number two, and no one wants to be that guy and everybody already knows who that guy's gonna be.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, all right, number two at your wife's funeral when she just died oh my god, it took a second for you to get that one wow, he's already over it.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool. That was fast. And her murder's still an open investigation.
Speaker 3:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, and then number one Dude, that's brutal.
Speaker 2:You look over. It's like. Barb was so awesome, barb was so cool. Where's Brad?
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, you fucking like that, you fucking.
Speaker 2:That reminds me of Wedding Crashers, when he started crashing funerals and hanging out with Will Ferrell. Oh yeah, he's like all the sympathy pussy I'm getting out here. It's just ridiculous, oh shit.
Speaker 1:And number one, oh no, number one worst place to get caught having sex Arby's At work by yourself.
Speaker 2:Dude just sitting there, just like oh my. God, that would be so bad yeah all right, man, you're the only one in the building. Yeah, I'll do it. Yes I'll do it hey, man, I forgot my god. What the because? Because you would never come back from that.
Speaker 1:No, you'd always be. Yeah, you'd always be that guy oh.
Speaker 2:You're like, yeah, if your name was Jim, you'd be Jack and Jim. Jimmy Jackoff Jerk and Jim over here, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you would never, never recover from that one.
Speaker 2:No, oh With oh, with yourself too. What if it was like a sophisticated pocket pussy that costs a lot of money?
Speaker 3:Like a $500 one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like a weird hentai, Like me, so honey.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yeah, that would be. Yeah, that'd be awful.
Speaker 2:Whoa, I've realized that when I talk, that blue light goes off. That's so cool. The blue light. Watch the blue light. It's science, it's science.
Speaker 1:Well, dude, that was kind of fun, that was fun. Yeah, I hope people enjoy. Well, dude, that was kind of fun, that was fun. Yeah, I hope people enjoy the show Because I had a yeah, I think that it was a cool show just to come up with shit on the fly.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, oh yeah. That's the best part, that's the shock factor of it.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Top five reasons you're not getting laid tonight. That would have been great that was way.
Speaker 1:Other top five what was the other ones that you had? Top five worst things you could say where someone tells you they are pregnant, oh, when someone tells you they were pregnant, that would have been bad.
Speaker 2:Do you know who the dad is?
Speaker 1:How many guys could it be? Okay, that's the one I did. What's this one?
Speaker 2:You can get pregnant from blowjobs.
Speaker 1:You can't get pregnant if you get fucked in the butt? We learned that Worst things you could whisper in your partner's ear during foreplay. That would kill all progress.
Speaker 3:I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico you ever have rodeo sex.
Speaker 1:Or just like, hey, honey, honey, look at me you think the sprinklers are on.
Speaker 2:You ever have rodeo sex.
Speaker 1:What's rodeo sex? It's where you're on top of her and you yell her sister's name and you try to stay on for eight seconds.
Speaker 2:Hey girl, you want a 68? I'm hanging on. What's 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one. No shit, oh man, I love the shock value of this. Like it's just, it's pure, it's great. That's what it always gets me going.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude. What's cool is we can use those in other episodes that didn't get picked Like the ones that we did in the top fives.
Speaker 1:Perfect, yeah, yeah, we definitely can.
Speaker 2:Top five reasons you're so drunk that you have T-Rex arms on a couch. Yeah, I was wrecked, dude. I was raving all night with Consuelo Consuelo Dude. That must have been fun, it was.
Speaker 1:For a little while. You probably drink a lot. I yeah, I mean, I had other drinks other than just the shots. So how old were you? I was like 30. Oh, okay, Something, yeah.
Speaker 2:You covered that, I'm just you know. Yeah, you covered that, I'm just you know?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was only 10 to 12 years ago. 12 years ago something like that.
Speaker 2:I remember 12 years ago, tuesday, exactly today, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Was it sunny? No.
Speaker 3:It rained.
Speaker 2:Was there morning dew.
Speaker 1:Yes, dude, those people that can do that, though, those people are freaky.
Speaker 2:They can remember exactly what happened, Like the matching game with them. Like you know, it's fuck you. You already know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:That's what makes it fun, yeah.
Speaker 2:You do know, fuck you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they can remember exactly what time it was when this happened.
Speaker 2:No, you shit your pants at 944. I was there, I cleaned it at 9.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hope I didn't go to school with that person.
Speaker 2:I cleaned it at 952. I was there.
Speaker 3:And you got picked up by 1014. I was there.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I wish I could do that.
Speaker 1:That would be freaky. I mean, I'd be awesome If you could, if you remember shit like that, but yeah, Someday I'm gonna think really hard about it, you know.
Speaker 3:Okay, let me know how that goes If we.
Speaker 2:Anything's possible.
Speaker 1:Right, probably not. That, though there's no way. Yeah Well, I think that's it for the show.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, that's it, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, if you ever want to get in touch with the show.
Speaker 3:Yeah, in the touch you want to get felt up.
Speaker 2:Where did the show touch you? Right here, right here.
Speaker 3:And especially down here. Am I naughty, you're naughty, you're naughty.
Speaker 2:And this is what he said he'd do if I ever told him oh dude.
Speaker 3:That reminds me.
Speaker 1:So I just watched Tommy boy the other night.
Speaker 2:You gotta tell people about the fucking the car. The car part like the brake pad no, you're, you're uh before your interview well, oh dude isn't tommy boy great that's awesome do I tell it?
Speaker 2:yeah, so uh about a month and a half ago that's the worst part I was interviewing for a job, so I stopped at a truck stop that's in between where I was working and where I was going and uh, I have two suit coats that are pretty much identical. One is a large, one's a double xl like pretty much identical. One is a large, one's a double XL Like pretty much like. It's. One fits real good, one doesn't. Yeah Well, I get in the bathroom of this truck stop and it's empty. I mean, there's probably like five, six stalls and, like I don't know, a bunch of urinals.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I don't hear anything like for like for a good three minutes. I just changed right there, dude. I didn't even go in the bathroom. Why, weird what confidence I'm just going to whip my shit out right here.
Speaker 3:I didn't see anybody, right, right.
Speaker 2:So I put the wrong coat on and I realized I grabbed the wrong coat. So it's a small coat and I'm a big guy.
Speaker 3:I'm 6'3".
Speaker 2:You know, definitely not super skinny, but definitely I don't know. I'm an. I'm an in-betweener right and, uh, I grabbed the wrong coat so I'm in this bathroom not giving a fuck and I'm just start singing. I'm just like fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat, like just letting it have it, dude, because I'm out of my job and I'm like fuck this, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3:I'm going to wear it.
Speaker 2:And all of a sudden I hear a flush. I'm like, fuck dude, are you kidding me? Middle Eastern guy gets out and he looks at me. I'm like, did you hear that? And he's like yes, yes, I did it. Yes, I did. It's from Tommy Boy, right? He was like yeah, he's like fat guy. He starts laughing, singing verbatim when I was singing dude, it was so awkward, but he was awesome.
Speaker 2:Big props to that guy if you ever listened to this but, yeah, that was so fucking good. We were both laughing. I went in there alone. We walked out like a team, fist bumping like you know, and the last thing he said to me was like you should try American Idol.
Speaker 3:And I was like are you? No?
Speaker 2:No, he was just fucking being goofy. That's awesome, dude. Yeah, it was an awkward situation that turned out great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can just imagine you fucking doing that now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, totally sober, it's like 2 o'clock. I didn't you fucking doing that now. Yeah, totally sober, it's like 2 o'clock, didn't even hit my pen.
Speaker 1:Oh shit. Well, if anybody wants to get a hold of the show, how do they do that?
Speaker 2:Eric. Oh, I'm so glad you asked, Brad. I've been waiting all night. You can reach us at rowdandloudy at gmailcom.
Speaker 1:R-o-w-d-a-n-d-l-o-u-d-e-y at gmailcom and you just gotta say something you know doesn't matter. Leave us a comment or topic idea. That'd be cool or you can just listen to the show and just have a good time. Yeah, we appreciate you guys listening. It's been a blast tonight, been a blast every Been a blast, dude 10. Every other episode, episode 10. We're like a tenth of the way to 100.
Speaker 2:Whoa Wait if my numbers are right.
Speaker 3:That's like a tenth right, all right everybody. I'm a hundy 47.
Speaker 2:That'd be great. No, dickon, it's 10. We just said it. No, no, everybody, I'm a hundy 47. That'd be great. No, dickon, it's 10. We just said it. No, no, no, you got to carry the two of them here's how I came up with the numbers.
Speaker 1:You got to math it, right.
Speaker 2:I got to math good and math strong Boy. Yeah, thank you guys. So much for listening. We're sorry that we always get off topic, but if you want to listen to previous ones, they are hilarious. Oh yeah, bad sound quality starts in episode five, but they're still awesome episodes. They're probably some of our best.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You're welcome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're awesome. I'd still, every once in a while, listen to the old ones and laugh my ass off.
Speaker 2:They're the top five gifts to not buy your wife. Yeah, those were brutal.
Speaker 3:Yeah, those were brutal. Yeah, those were bad.
Speaker 2:A dildo there's no, oh, it's a dildo. You got me a dildo for christmas, all right all right everybody have a good night.
Speaker 1:We'll catch you on the next episode, boom peace isn't that when it starts?
Speaker 3:The music. Thing.
